New Year, Same Bobby and Andrew

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Speaker 1 George?

Speaker 1 I got it. You two are bad friends.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends. Happy New Year!

Speaker 5 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.

Speaker 10 I'll tell you why we're not starting yet. Why not?

Speaker 11 Because

Speaker 11 I almost didn't make it today because I got one of these zits right underneath the nose.

Speaker 14 Let me see.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, it looks good. Yeah.

Speaker 17 And you know, when it's right on the nose like this, it's the most painful one.

Speaker 18 No, the ones that are on the nose, that's right next to the nose.

Speaker 19 Yeah, okay, the ones on the nose.

Speaker 9 This is a second, though.

Speaker 21 Can you tell me if this is a zit?

Speaker 22 Can I show you something?

Speaker 10 Your face? No, look at this.

Speaker 23 Yeah, let me see.

Speaker 24 I'm serious.

Speaker 25 Can you see it?

Speaker 13 No, that's not a zit, dude.

Speaker 26 What is a spider bite?

Speaker 27 No, you know what that looks like?

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 12 You know how they have, they put the cups on the body to like extract.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 10 That's what it looks like.

Speaker 13 Does it? Or a leech was there.

Speaker 30 What about me? What about me? Let me see.

Speaker 31 What about me? Let me see.

Speaker 32 Right here.

Speaker 33 Yeah, see, you know what?

Speaker 34 That looks like a zip. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 It's my asshole.

Speaker 35 It's my asshole.

Speaker 14 Hey.

Speaker 14 Hey.

Speaker 6 Happy news.

Speaker 27 Happy new year.

Speaker 36 We're not going into that yet.

Speaker 6 D-D-D-D-D-D-G-R-N-Year.

Speaker 38 It's the remix for the new year.

Speaker 39 It's the Rudy girl.

Speaker 21 Hey, thank you guys for dressing up, by the way.

Speaker 40 Yeah, first of all, you look good.

Speaker 41 And Rudy said, I said, Rude, we're dressing up tonight.

Speaker 42 And she said, what should I wear?

Speaker 34 And I said, just something a little fancy because it's New Year's.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 41 And she goes, okay, I will.

Speaker 21 And then she wore second or third-hand clothing.

Speaker 10 That's fifth-hand clothing.

Speaker 16 Way to go, Rudy. Where'd you get that shirt?

Speaker 23 I have so many shirts I gave you.

Speaker 46 Yeah, but I like this.

Speaker 47 Oh, I see.

Speaker 18 But wait a minute.

Speaker 48 When I asked you if you dressed up and you said yes, why did you lie?

Speaker 49 I dressed up.

Speaker 5 You dressed?

Speaker 28 You dressed?

Speaker 50 Period. Yeah, yeah, she dressed.

Speaker 22 You dressed, period.

Speaker 14 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 Begin dressing. You dressed up.

Speaker 27 That's you going to like a formal ball or something?

Speaker 44 Can you imagine if you went to at high school, they do like spring.

Speaker 31 Have you done to a dance yet?

Speaker 8 Yeah. What did you go to?

Speaker 52 Homecoming.

Speaker 18 And did you wear that?

Speaker 53 No. What did you wear?

Speaker 52 A sparkling dress.

Speaker 5 How come you wouldn't wear that for hair? Yeah.

Speaker 49 Because I thought it was too much.

Speaker 54 You're not taking this job seriously.

Speaker 45 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 And why do you look like Dora today? Yeah, you do look like Doris. Yeah, you're Dora-ish.

Speaker 4 Let's go. Let's go to the cave.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 56 By the way, we have our own.

Speaker 57 What is he called? What's Andres is Dorian?

Speaker 10 Yeah, Dorian, yeah. Dorian.
Poor Dorian, yeah.

Speaker 42 Oh,

Speaker 42 we need to find all the enemies. Count to 10.

Speaker 33 You're Dora, and you have the same tone.

Speaker 54 You look just like her.

Speaker 8 Our little Dora.

Speaker 22 Thanks for dressing up, Rudy.

Speaker 58 Did you see George and Andres dressed up? They look look good.

Speaker 35 I like Andrea's suit.

Speaker 27 I like your shirt. Is that fitted?

Speaker 35 Yeah, baby. Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 59 Fitted.

Speaker 60 Yeah, where'd you get in that?

Speaker 44 It was fitted from a TV show that I did.

Speaker 61 Oh, yeah. You stole it?

Speaker 18 I asked for it.

Speaker 24 Did you take it?

Speaker 22 I did. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 31 Don't you take clothes every time you do a show? I always ask.

Speaker 62 I ask the wardrobe and you ask.

Speaker 63 You make friends. Did you buy this?

Speaker 18 No.

Speaker 64 Sometimes they go,

Speaker 11 yeah, I'll just give you like discount.

Speaker 65 But sometimes they give it to you.

Speaker 22 I always make friends.

Speaker 44 Always make friends with wardrobe.

Speaker 56 Always. Because, by the way, they're usually cool-ass chicks.

Speaker 9 yeah who and then you become cool with them and then they know cool shit know cool people and then you go can i take some stuff yeah and they're like yeah take some stuff i i become friends with craft service because you're fat no that's not why you fucked hard it's they give me the good juice oh because they get the oh right right they give me the right sometimes it's like they give like the star number one and two right protein shakes yeah that they blend in the back yeah and then like you know

Speaker 13 i'm like 15th on the call sheet you know down down down, down, down, down.

Speaker 20 So they go to the table and there's like two pretzels and a fucking piece of licorice on there.

Speaker 16 That's why I have to be friends with the fucking, and then they go, they give me the protein.

Speaker 56 Yeah, they go, we got you, bobo.

Speaker 12 Or they'll give me like energy drinks and whatnot.

Speaker 23 But can I say something

Speaker 32 about,

Speaker 16 thank God, 220 is over?

Speaker 48 2020 is over.

Speaker 74 The worst, probably the worst year?

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 19 I mean, out of all the years that you've had.

Speaker 66 2001, 9-11 happened.

Speaker 76 That was a good year for me. Pretty good year.

Speaker 52 I like that year.

Speaker 58 2008, the market crashed, housing market.

Speaker 42 Didn't own a house then, so I was fine. Yeah.

Speaker 51 2020, kind of a bad year, but we started this podcast.

Speaker 34 So pretty good year.

Speaker 14 Y2K was bad.

Speaker 58 Y2K was bad. Yeah.

Speaker 22 But the computers never crashed.

Speaker 13 And not only that, I got like 2,000 bottles of water still at my house from like...

Speaker 74 Y2K?

Speaker 47 Yeah, yeah. Do you?

Speaker 19 Yeah. Do you have any resolutions?

Speaker 22 Yeah, I have a lot of

Speaker 8 resolutions.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 77 My resolution would be

Speaker 26 to not.

Speaker 44 is it have to be associated to you or just in general?

Speaker 69 Associated to me.

Speaker 74 Okay.

Speaker 3 I knew it was going to be about you. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 Is to not get so mad at you so fast.

Speaker 78 Yep.

Speaker 21 Because I do that a lot.

Speaker 58 And to

Speaker 58 genuinely tell you more often that I really do appreciate you.

Speaker 61 I appreciate you.

Speaker 13 I love you.

Speaker 61 And that I love you. I love you.

Speaker 69 Appreciate you.

Speaker 28 I do.

Speaker 27 I do.

Speaker 71 No, dude.

Speaker 79 Next year, I want to have more fights and more fun on this show.

Speaker 5 I want to blow this thing up.

Speaker 80 I want to have some things.

Speaker 18 Nah. I want to say it.

Speaker 81 Rudy, what are your New Year's resolutions?

Speaker 49 Associated with Tito Bobby.

Speaker 8 Yeah, well, they must be because

Speaker 45 he's such a brat.

Speaker 3 We can't get around it.

Speaker 49 I need to know more

Speaker 49 punching.

Speaker 77 No more punching.

Speaker 49 No, me.

Speaker 77 No, you more punching, yes, but no punching out of you.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 52 And

Speaker 24 that's all.

Speaker 74 Good.

Speaker 32 Really?

Speaker 14 That's good. Interesting.

Speaker 21 All right. What are your resolutions?

Speaker 47 My Andres.

Speaker 58 With Tito Bobby, of course.

Speaker 67 It's got to be about him.

Speaker 82 He hates when I make fun of him, and he treats me badly afterwards, so I need to be on his good side.

Speaker 61 That would treat you badly.

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Speaker 6 That was very good.

Speaker 47 Very good.

Speaker 53 George, what are George? What is your

Speaker 81 resolution, you goon,

Speaker 33 you weirdo creep?

Speaker 26 By the way, George is having a baby in like seven months. It's insane.

Speaker 78 Gross.

Speaker 24 I know. Go ahead.

Speaker 84 Just to communicate more with Bobby. I think I don't

Speaker 85 tell him three times about things, and that's my fault.

Speaker 26 Ooh, condescending facetiousness.

Speaker 58 I love that about George. George, that's good.

Speaker 21 Point for George.

Speaker 22 What's your resolutions, Bob?

Speaker 23 Well, one is

Speaker 17 to

Speaker 17 win more in the gulag.

Speaker 18 Yeah, you got to win more in the gulag.

Speaker 58 Because when you lose in the gulag, it's embarrassing. I'm 50-50 right now.

Speaker 11 Secondly, is

Speaker 17 you know, when you text me

Speaker 70 irrelevant things, irrelevant things, irrelevant things,

Speaker 17 childish things, can I say.

Speaker 10 Like what?

Speaker 23 Like, what do you think about this shirt?

Speaker 40 Or, you know what I mean?

Speaker 31 Hey, did you see this video?

Speaker 52 He, hee, ha, ha.

Speaker 78 For me to

Speaker 64 read that and go,

Speaker 29 he's

Speaker 17 probably not as emotionally evolved, spiritually, you know, physically, yeah, but emotionally and spiritually, no.

Speaker 17 And that to just be more mindful about where he's coming from, from a child place, from a baby

Speaker 17 place.

Speaker 17 And so

Speaker 73 I guess I am more childish than you.

Speaker 8 I'm not really done.

Speaker 58 Because you're 49 and you play video games for six hours a day.

Speaker 57 But I do guess that that's more childish.

Speaker 18 Yeah. And you can't do that.

Speaker 16 I'm going to attack on yours.

Speaker 14 It is.

Speaker 56 It's not. It is.

Speaker 36 I'm telling you what my fucking new year is.

Speaker 42 This is New Year's resolution, so can you be nice today?

Speaker 58 This is the New Year.

Speaker 32 Okay, I'll be real.

Speaker 18 You want me to be real? You got what you wanted.

Speaker 87 Joe Biden won.

Speaker 8 Everything's working.

Speaker 88 All right, all right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 73 Vaccine's out.

Speaker 18 You're right. You're right.

Speaker 6 What more do you want? Here we go.

Speaker 17 You know,

Speaker 12 I'll tell you this.

Speaker 25 I'll tell you this.

Speaker 86 My girlfriend.

Speaker 8 Partner.

Speaker 35 My partner. At this point, partner.

Speaker 10 And by the way, legally, you know, that's your wife. Exactly.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 17 And

Speaker 17 she met this girl named Andy Letterman.

Speaker 18 Andy?

Speaker 40 Annie.

Speaker 18 Letterman. I know, we know who she is.
Okay.

Speaker 17 And so, you know, they talked for the first time on the phone for five hours.

Speaker 17 And then last night they talked on the phone for four and a half hours.

Speaker 26 Okay. You think she's going to leave you for Annie?

Speaker 17 No, that's not what it is. Is that, and then I kind of questioned it.

Speaker 25 I go, I've talked to my brother for four hours on the phone

Speaker 13 collectively my whole life.

Speaker 32 Right.

Speaker 17 You know what I mean?

Speaker 32 Right.

Speaker 13 My discussions with my brother is this.

Speaker 12 What's up?

Speaker 8 Hey.

Speaker 16 What are you doing? Eating dinner.

Speaker 32 Later.

Speaker 90 That's it right right if I asked more about it.

Speaker 19 He would think that I

Speaker 53 was on drugs again or you think you care

Speaker 23 No, but that that's it that but that's the thing that's what most people would think right exactly right so since Kalila right is you know, she does that with people wants to get to know them and connect with them Yeah, she cares about history and whatnot right cares about people I don't care about people.

Speaker 11 No, I do right, but I want to put more investment into knowing somebody and to spending more time with people on the phone and to explore their inner workings and whatnot, right?

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 11 And their history and their desires and what, you know.

Speaker 90 And so I just want to

Speaker 90 join the human race.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 23 So this next, you know, and then the next year, I'll be 50.

Speaker 65 Big time. Big time, right?

Speaker 13 It's almost over for me.

Speaker 14 It's been.

Speaker 64 Yeah, it's downhill.

Speaker 8 Been downhill. You're halfway downhill.

Speaker 6 I know.

Speaker 19 And so for me, it's like, you know, it's either

Speaker 24 put up or shut up.

Speaker 26 And what are you going to do, you think?

Speaker 17 What I'm going to do from now on is I'm going to call you you, Andrew.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 11 And I express feelings.

Speaker 16 But pure, like, really, I want to get to know you. I dare you.
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to call you.

Speaker 92 Bye.

Speaker 13 I'm going to call you on.

Speaker 86 I go ring ring.

Speaker 32 Dare you. Hello.

Speaker 90 Andy. Andrew.

Speaker 24 Hi, Bob. What's up?

Speaker 83 Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 23 I don't know. I was just kind of thinking about you

Speaker 14 and everything about you okay yeah so how what was growing up like

Speaker 44 wouldn't you rather do this on the podcast

Speaker 19 no but that's the thing because the stuff that we do here yeah

Speaker 62 is um it's all in show right because you and i when we i want people i want to put expose the show i want to expose show a little bit do it i come in here him and i are grumpy Yeah, right.

Speaker 16 We'll say like grumpy things to each other.

Speaker 69 Like, what the fuck, dude? You're late.

Speaker 9 And I'll be like, dude, I told you fucking, there's traffic or whatever it might be.

Speaker 86 Right.

Speaker 20 Then they'll turn on the cameras and we just go.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 11 And afterwards, I grab my shit and I just bail.

Speaker 13 As fast as you can. As fast as I can.
Yeah.

Speaker 36 Right.

Speaker 19 So we don't have, you know what I mean?

Speaker 61 I hardly know you.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 56 You know, let's be real.

Speaker 87 But I know you.

Speaker 36 Not that well, though.

Speaker 30 But you don't know. But I want to know you more.

Speaker 19 I want to know the inner workings of you.

Speaker 77 Well, you should ask more questions.

Speaker 8 I am.

Speaker 56 I want to know what makes you. I've known you for a decade and you don't.
Do you never ask?

Speaker 36 I know. That's That's why I've known so many people for so long.

Speaker 19 Yeah. And I don't seem to give a shit.

Speaker 24 That's a big problem.

Speaker 28 It's a big problem. Big time.

Speaker 14 Right. It's a big problem.

Speaker 45 Well, we're going to work it out today.

Speaker 48 Yeah. Do you want to call someone that you know for a long time that we haven't asked?

Speaker 57 Let's get someone on the phone right now. Who?

Speaker 18 You name it. I don't want to know right now.

Speaker 73 We'll call someone right now.

Speaker 57 No, you said you want to start today.

Speaker 56 It's the new year.

Speaker 81 We're starting today.

Speaker 79 Let's call someone that you haven't really asked a lot of questions about that you really want to get to know.

Speaker 86 Just call anybody and I'll do it.

Speaker 35 I'll call.

Speaker 18 Andy Dick.

Speaker 10 Do you have his number? No.

Speaker 68 Oh, I do. I know you do.

Speaker 69 But he's called me like six, seven times. I haven't returned his phone call.

Speaker 18 Let's call him right now.

Speaker 48 This is an opportunity to prove to yourself that you are finally going to do the thing you should be doing.

Speaker 60 You can call Andy Dick.

Speaker 73 Very smart.

Speaker 34 I'll fucking Andy Dick.

Speaker 81 Well, because here's what you do.

Speaker 43 You say you don't want to develop a link.

Speaker 20 He sometimes changes his number, so let's just say.

Speaker 56 Can we do this?

Speaker 67 Look at me. Look at me real fast before you do it.

Speaker 8 Look, look, look, look.

Speaker 35 What?

Speaker 21 I want to help. This will be fun for the show.

Speaker 56 Stop. Let me do this.

Speaker 42 Can I type on the computer there and on the screen you'll see?

Speaker 58 And you have to ask the questions that I type on there.

Speaker 27 That'll be fun. I know, but first,

Speaker 27 we'll do that. I promise I'll do that.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 11 But I also want to apologize for not calling them back and stuff.

Speaker 90 Yeah. I can't open up and fucking ask the questions.

Speaker 41 Just go.

Speaker 21 I want to say my New Year's resolution is that I'm trying to call people back and be more conscious of it.

Speaker 24 I want to say I'm sorry about not calling you back, but can I talk to you?

Speaker 18 All right.

Speaker 42 Put it on the speaker there.

Speaker 10 Okay, here we go. Okay.

Speaker 68 God, I hope he answers.

Speaker 74 Okay, hey, it's voicemail.

Speaker 47 Thanks for calling.

Speaker 30 Leave your name and your phone number.

Speaker 32 And I hang up.

Speaker 54 No, you gotta call it. Try it again.

Speaker 93 Why?

Speaker 90 It's not even going to ring.

Speaker 18 Maybe he's.

Speaker 74 Oh, here you go.

Speaker 32 It's ringing. Speaker.

Speaker 32 Please don't pick up.

Speaker 80 Bobby Lee. Hi, Andy.

Speaker 80 Oh, my God. What is what's up with you?

Speaker 19 Well, here's the thing: is that you

Speaker 93 texted me

Speaker 11 a couple times, and I haven't called you back, and I felt guilty about it. So, you know, I'm on my podcast.

Speaker 11 We're doing a New Year's episode on my Bad Friends podcast, and you're on it right now.

Speaker 13 And I just wanted to apologize to you that I didn't call you back.

Speaker 13 Well, first of all, I didn't even remember that you didn't call me back.

Speaker 13 Secondly, you shouldn't have told me because now I hate you.

Speaker 91 Oh, fuck. I should have let it go.

Speaker 64 Yeah. Yeah.
And then, but thirdly, I think about you all the time.

Speaker 19 I think about you too.

Speaker 93 I miss you too.

Speaker 11 And I also want to, um, I want to get to know you better because that's my New Year's resolution is to know people better. So I'm going to ask you some questions.
Do you mind?

Speaker 11 Right now, sure. I'm just arriving at at this holiday party.

Speaker 28 You know what? We'll set it up for some other day.

Speaker 88 We'll set it up for some other day then, maybe.

Speaker 88 Why don't you shove off a couple of questions?

Speaker 74 I don't know why I said shove off. All right.

Speaker 8 I've never asked you.

Speaker 19 I've never asked you about your family.

Speaker 11 How is your son?

Speaker 11 I have two sons. One's 25 and one's 33.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 11 that's so nice of you to ask because you probably heard that the younger one died last week.

Speaker 69 Are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 95 Yes, I am. Sorry.

Speaker 52 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 52 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 88 Anyway, why don't you go to your party?

Speaker 91 I'll talk to you later. I promise I'll keep more in contact with you, okay?

Speaker 91 I love you. That was very good.

Speaker 30 Okay.

Speaker 30 I do that one a lot.

Speaker 88 I know. That's a really good one.

Speaker 27 I'll talk to you later. Okay.
Bye.

Speaker 88 Oh, my God. What the fuck, bro?

Speaker 38 I'm not doing this.

Speaker 4 This is great.

Speaker 60 This is terrible.

Speaker 37 This is great. I fucking, you know what?

Speaker 27 I swear to God.

Speaker 88 I thought you knew.

Speaker 88 I thought that you knew that his son had died.

Speaker 27 Because it's very believable, right?

Speaker 39 Yeah, people die.

Speaker 72 Right.

Speaker 36 And then when I read it and he goes, my son died last week,

Speaker 36 a rage came up. Like, I looked at you and I went, you motherfucker.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 60 No.

Speaker 5 That's a good bit by Andy Dick.

Speaker 88 All right, I like that. It It felt better.

Speaker 27 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 91 So now we're good, so let's call somebody else.

Speaker 64 You know what Andy said?

Speaker 34 What? Did you hear what he said? No.

Speaker 87 I really like that you want to know more about me.

Speaker 48 Do you see it matters when you invest your time in other people?

Speaker 53 Oh, my God. He gave a shit.
Yeah. That you gave a shit.

Speaker 26 It was nice. Yeah.

Speaker 29 So Andy Dick still.

Speaker 17 I honestly thought he's not going to have. He always changes his number.

Speaker 56 What do you know about?

Speaker 58 I mean, who else is in your phone that you don't ask enough questions about that calls you all the time?

Speaker 5 Go to your call list.

Speaker 56 Go to MIST. Oh, my God.
Go to Myst.

Speaker 13 Well, people don't stop calling me.

Speaker 17 So, um. Go to Mist and who?

Speaker 70 I did. I did.
Who?

Speaker 74 Well, Eric Griffin, but I'm going to call him.

Speaker 55 Why?

Speaker 74 What?

Speaker 10 Why, you? Brandon Dermer, but I already talked to him.

Speaker 18 I love Derms. You owe Griff.

Speaker 15 You should probably call him.

Speaker 14 What am I going to call? Oh, fuck.

Speaker 38 This is New Year's Resolution.

Speaker 14 That's a whole lot. All right, here we go.

Speaker 10 Here we go. But you know what? I'm not going to tell him I'm on the podcast.

Speaker 16 I'm going to pretend.

Speaker 86 I'll tell him later.

Speaker 16 I'm going to pretend that this is a sincere.

Speaker 61 because you want it to be genuine. Be genuine.
Okay, dude.

Speaker 35 That's not for like

Speaker 42 joking. But it's not because you're tricking him.

Speaker 48 You just want it to be genuine.

Speaker 47 All right.

Speaker 86 Hello, dear friend.

Speaker 96 Uh-oh. What do you want?

Speaker 27 Nothing.

Speaker 16 I just, I think you're a dear friend of mine, and I just wanted to call to see how you're doing.

Speaker 16 What's going on? What is this?

Speaker 96 Am I being, is I mean, am I being punked?

Speaker 75 What's happening?

Speaker 75 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 72 No, man.

Speaker 88 Dude, dude, no, no, dude.

Speaker 27 Listen to me, man.

Speaker 19 i've known you for so long right uh-huh right and you've done so many good things for you for me

Speaker 72 for me no no

Speaker 29 no no you've done you've done so many good things for me and you've been such a great friend and i just realized that i just don't know you that well you know i mean i i want to get to know you better uh-oh what do you mean oh oh dude i'm just calling Dude, I'm just calling.

Speaker 60 This is not a trap or nothing.

Speaker 96 Okay. Well, I moved today in case you're interested in my life.

Speaker 88 Oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 38 Where did you move to?

Speaker 95 We talked about this already. I moved on the west side of town.
So you don't even remember the conversations we've already had.

Speaker 88 You moved to the west side?

Speaker 36 So how are you feeling?

Speaker 28 Oh, brother. What do you mean? How are you feeling?

Speaker 88 How are you feeling?

Speaker 95 I'm exhausted from this move.

Speaker 88 Oh, you moved? You actually physically moved stuff with your body?

Speaker 95 Yeah, I did. I did.

Speaker 96 I had some personal things. I didn't want to.

Speaker 27 Oh, how's Rachel?

Speaker 95 She's good. She's right here.
Bobby's.

Speaker 60 Pellara said hi.

Speaker 20 Hello, Rachel.

Speaker 86 I'd like to know her more too.

Speaker 95 He's on some kind of radio show or something like that.

Speaker 23 He's talking in a weird voice right now. No, I'm not.

Speaker 93 This is me, and I want to get to know. I love you, dude.

Speaker 72 Fuck you, man. I love you.

Speaker 94 I mean, all right?

Speaker 19 So, um, I would love to have dinner with you and Rachel one time.

Speaker 86 Um,

Speaker 36 after the after COVID, though.

Speaker 27 After the COVID.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah, sure. What do you think?

Speaker 27 Yeah, we should do that.

Speaker 91 Me, Kalila, you'll go

Speaker 64 grab a bite to eat.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Can you say that in English?

Speaker 52 Two times fast?

Speaker 72 Yeah. You know what?

Speaker 36 I'm not going to do that with you anymore when you make fun of me.

Speaker 70 And I'm not going to make fun of you back.

Speaker 13 I think you're a great guy.

Speaker 93 What can I get you?

Speaker 91 What can I get you for the holidays?

Speaker 23 Always make fun of me. I know.

Speaker 36 I'm changing.

Speaker 64 What can I get you for the holidays?

Speaker 74 I don't know.

Speaker 19 I love you. I wish your family well.

Speaker 95 A PlayStation 5.

Speaker 20 Oh, that's hard. I can't get myself one.

Speaker 19 I want to get you a gift, though.

Speaker 20 All right. All right.
So just let me know.

Speaker 11 Text it to me or whatnot, okay?

Speaker 64 All right, baby. All right.
I love you, bud.

Speaker 65 All right. Bye-bye.

Speaker 26 See how nice that was?

Speaker 34 And see how good that felt?

Speaker 65 It didn't feel good at all. I felt it rage.

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Speaker 5 A rage.

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Speaker 81 All right, so look, you're doing a good job with your New Year's resolutions. Thank you.

Speaker 78 And let's see some of the fans have New Year's resolutions and they want to tell us

Speaker 58 what their New Year's resolutions are, okay?

Speaker 102 Hey, Andres, what up, Rudy? Next year's resolution, I'm going to stop

Speaker 102 pulling off to the side of the road to masturbate after work.

Speaker 102 I think people are catching on. All my spots have been blown up, and it's not a good idea, really.
So,

Speaker 47 okay.

Speaker 86 Well,

Speaker 86 can I tell you my main problem with that?

Speaker 60 We got great fans.

Speaker 47 My main problem with that

Speaker 58 is it looks like this tooth of his pulled off to the side of his mouth to get some escapism.

Speaker 45 Also, it's like

Speaker 77 what's your main problem?

Speaker 8 Hey, Rudy.

Speaker 59 Hey, Rudy and Andreas.

Speaker 22 Yeah, he didn't say what's up to us.

Speaker 17 Yeah, so that's my main problem.

Speaker 16 The second thing is they are the stars of the show, to be honest.

Speaker 56 Also,

Speaker 13 you never pull off the side of the road. You drive and do it.

Speaker 68 Just keep doing it.

Speaker 70 That's the talent. Right.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 16 Get some talent. That way, you know what I mean?

Speaker 90 No one can blow up your spot.

Speaker 78 Right. That's why he's like, all these spots are constantly

Speaker 90 motion. Yeah, you're moving.

Speaker 45 That's the ghost.

Speaker 44 Let's see another one.

Speaker 35 Hi, bad friends. Oh, my God.

Speaker 65 Push spots.

Speaker 17 Okay. I just, when I see an Asian that looks like that, I need a second.

Speaker 32 All right, take a breath.

Speaker 17 They still make them that way.

Speaker 76 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 45 Oh, yeah. Old school.

Speaker 8 Yeah, old school. Here we go.

Speaker 35 There we go.

Speaker 56 Go ahead.

Speaker 66 And Ticonderona number two.

Speaker 103 Hi, bad friends. My New Year's resolution is stop talking shit about New Year's resolutions because

Speaker 103 people are working hard to change themselves. And here I am going, ooh,

Speaker 63 New Year's. new me

Speaker 103 in fact yeah I fucking turn off my lights close the door and make one of my own this year's New Year's resolutions is to be a fucking good human being stop being so selfish and uh you know

Speaker 103 uh meet Bobby Lee

Speaker 74 yes these are my kids

Speaker 74 oh yeah these are the ones

Speaker 47 no I I used to have a guy that looked just like him how Asian is this guy no but I used to have a guy.

Speaker 45 This guy is Asia.

Speaker 61 I had an Asian guy.

Speaker 22 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Asia.

Speaker 90 Named Young Ko.

Speaker 10 Young Ko.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he looked exactly like this.

Speaker 78 This guy's great.

Speaker 16 I go, Young, go to Wiener Snowstorm, get me a hot dog.

Speaker 74 Right?

Speaker 23 All right, be back.

Speaker 35 Right?

Speaker 47 Come back with a fucking hot dog.

Speaker 61 I love dudes like this.

Speaker 22 Yeah, this guy's great. Let's meet him.

Speaker 8 That's his ride. I'm going to meet him.

Speaker 14 All right, here we go. Yeah.

Speaker 24 What's up, guys?

Speaker 14 Big fans.

Speaker 52 Big fans. What's up, guys? What's up?

Speaker 72 Andrew, Rudy, even

Speaker 105 George.

Speaker 64 I love you guys. Australia.

Speaker 105 You guys literally make my Mondays. You make my weeks.

Speaker 105 So yeah, my New Year's resolution this year is to

Speaker 105 just be a lot more disciplined. I think with the changing of the times, a lot of us were working remotely and, you know, it's bad habits have formed.

Speaker 105 And now it's just to try and get rid of those bad habits and adopt new ones, like not sleep in until Bobby Lee hours.

Speaker 105 i like that you know um but to actually rise up early and uh have determination and perseverance to do the work at home and uh yeah i mean like i felt myself slipping and uh this year i want to just make it a staple yeah love you guys love you love you

Speaker 78 i actually think he's south african yeah maybe i think it's south african south african yeah i think it's south african

Speaker 56 though

Speaker 44 i think his his shit was genuine He really wanted to be cute.

Speaker 81 Do you think he was cute?

Speaker 18 Didn't pay attention.

Speaker 14 Yo, you're on a show right now. You felt like.

Speaker 49 No, I was listening.

Speaker 14 Did you see him? Yeah.

Speaker 16 Did you think he was cute?

Speaker 93 Be honest.

Speaker 8 He's okay.

Speaker 45 He's okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 Hi, Bobby and Andrew and the Bat Friends family. I think what I want for my New Year's resolution is to find love, you know? Find that special someone who can just make me happy.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 8 I am on the fucking phone.

Speaker 108 that was good that was really good that was really good that guy was good yeah it was really that was a good bit that's a good bit that was a really good good bad friends i hope whatever you're arguing about gets resolved by the end of the episode this is my godfriend's new year's challenge thanks for having me

Speaker 108 i would like to when i get my boogers picked by myself um to not get caught

Speaker 24 this guy's i love love this guy.

Speaker 108 My guy has not been a huge problem in my life, but I've been caught

Speaker 108 maybe a couple times a year.

Speaker 108 And

Speaker 108 when I eat them

Speaker 108 and someone sees, that's not good. Oh, yeah, and I also eat them too.

Speaker 105 So

Speaker 108 if we could, I don't want people to see I'm on a diet, so I don't take that into account for calories or

Speaker 108 I, you know, I'm a good guy and everything.

Speaker 27 Okay. Well, people have to say that.

Speaker 60 Why do they have to say that?

Speaker 108 George, I think he's pretty nice.

Speaker 14 Yeah, already. You don't know.

Speaker 18 First of all, you don't know him.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 22 If you knew George, you knew he isn't a nice guy.

Speaker 21 How about this guy?

Speaker 82 Balsamic, Caesar, Blue Cheese.

Speaker 92 What up, Bobby? What up, Andrew?

Speaker 84 My New Year's resolution is to impregnate that bitch right there.

Speaker 56 Love that guy. Love that guy.
Love that guy. To

Speaker 57 Hey, man, straight up, I hope you get a pregnant bro.

Speaker 8 Don't pull.

Speaker 52 You know, with some of these letters.

Speaker 8 Don't pull.

Speaker 76 Do a vote, right?

Speaker 20 If they're invited into her family or not.

Speaker 18 That guy's invited in the family.

Speaker 60 He's invited in the family. 100%.
Okay. All right.

Speaker 32 Hey, Bobby and Andrew.

Speaker 84 My New Year's resolution is I want to start absorbing things more.

Speaker 31 Because the thing is, is that. That's what you did.

Speaker 84 I always hear you.

Speaker 84 But I didn't always listen to you.

Speaker 42 That's interesting. I think he's part of the family, and we have to keep him around in case he hurts somebody.

Speaker 8 I don't want.

Speaker 43 He said, is this that? And

Speaker 54 he had some good show calls.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 42 But I also think he's creepily in his car.

Speaker 72 He's either.

Speaker 19 And you know what's scary, though?

Speaker 22 Everything about it.

Speaker 20 It looks like he's in a passenger seat. Yeah, he is.
And no one's in the driver's seat.

Speaker 6 Right?

Speaker 23 So he's just sitting in the passenger seat.

Speaker 8 Of a car.

Speaker 20 Of a car and just taping shows.

Speaker 69 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 59 Fucking scary. He's in the family.

Speaker 35 He's in the family.

Speaker 78 We got to save him.

Speaker 32 Hey, guys.

Speaker 104 My new resolution is actually to

Speaker 104 start buying more trading cards. Because as you might know, trading cards are pretty much just gambling for children.
And I want to start getting that addictive personality going.

Speaker 104 So that once I'm an adult,

Speaker 104 instead of just gambling, you know, maybe I'll get into a little bit of drugs, maybe a little alcohol, like an adult does. Respect.
And, you know, I mean...

Speaker 104 I'll never

Speaker 104 catch up to Bobby, you know, he was very ahead of the game in terms of drug abuse at a young age.

Speaker 32 But

Speaker 74 I can get close.

Speaker 103 I can get close.

Speaker 104 Yeah. No.
That's my

Speaker 104 near resolution. Child gambling.

Speaker 68 No, that's not. Happy New Year's, you guys.

Speaker 58 Look, I'm not going to support kids gambling and doing drugs, but this kid,

Speaker 8 I'm down. I think it's cool.

Speaker 59 I think it's cool.

Speaker 63 He's, you know, it's scary.

Speaker 81 He's young. We're supposed to do the right thing here.

Speaker 59 The right thing is. I don't want to.

Speaker 57 Hey, dude, you go do drugs and gamble and do whatever you want to do.

Speaker 24 Life is short.

Speaker 43 If 2020 taught us us anything, it's that life is too short.

Speaker 42 I don't know. He's in the family.

Speaker 87 That's my nephew.

Speaker 45 He's not. Yep.

Speaker 8 Stop.

Speaker 107 Hey, Bobby. Stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 35 Stop, stop. Hey, Rudy, stop.

Speaker 10 All right. Just move on.

Speaker 59 I'm going to say it.

Speaker 6 Just fucking.

Speaker 18 Move on. I'm going to say it.

Speaker 45 Just move on. I'm going to say it.

Speaker 35 Go ahead.

Speaker 21 I for sure thought that was a woman.

Speaker 59 And maybe I'm dumb. No.

Speaker 48 Maybe I'm stupid. No.

Speaker 77 And I'm stupid.

Speaker 79 And people at home should know I'm not smart.

Speaker 42 I've never claimed to be smart.

Speaker 62 But when I saw this person when I I opened the video, I thought it was going to be, hey, guys.

Speaker 45 No, what I thought?

Speaker 54 What?

Speaker 47 CGI.

Speaker 8 No, God.

Speaker 14 I swear to God.

Speaker 50 I go, wow, the animation is getting fucking good.

Speaker 21 Avatar is unreal.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Unreal. He looks like, yeah.
You know what he looks like?

Speaker 52 Wait?

Speaker 36 A human flesh-colored circle.

Speaker 71 I know.

Speaker 45 These are fantasy.

Speaker 8 Those creatures from Pandora.

Speaker 8 Those blue creatures from Pandora.

Speaker 38 These are our fantasy. Bobby is great.

Speaker 8 Hey, we love you.

Speaker 14 Can we hear what he has to say?

Speaker 28 Alright.

Speaker 52 Alright.

Speaker 107 Hey, Bobby. Hey, Andrew.

Speaker 74 Hey, Rudy.

Speaker 110 Hey, Andres.

Speaker 107 Hey, Pink Dick.

Speaker 111 My New Year's resolution is to suck more dick.

Speaker 97 I'm pretty good at it now, but I'd like to be spectacular.

Speaker 110 Anyways, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you guys for being bad friends.

Speaker 70 I gotta go to that planet, Pandora.

Speaker 71 First of all,

Speaker 43 this guy's the shit.

Speaker 56 He is the shit.

Speaker 21 He says he wants to be an expert at S and the Diz.

Speaker 77 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Love this dude. Love this guy.
Love this dude.

Speaker 44 Not just in the family, gonna get a seat at the table.

Speaker 22 How about that? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 57 Not just in the family. Let's play this one more time.

Speaker 43 This guy gets a seat at the table. He calls out everybody.
Listen.

Speaker 24 Hey, Bobby.

Speaker 107 Hi. Hey, Andrew.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 Hey, Rudy. Hey, Rude.

Speaker 110 Hey, Andres. Hi.

Speaker 8 Hey, Pink Dick. Pink Dick.

Speaker 111 My New Year's resolution is to suck more dick.

Speaker 97 Dope. I'm pretty good at it now, but I'd like to be spectacular.

Speaker 8 I bet you would.

Speaker 110 Anyways, have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you guys for being bad friends.

Speaker 66 Shout out to this fucking mega babe with really good skin that wants to suck better dick.

Speaker 27 Honestly, though, I love this dude.

Speaker 4 I would let him. 100%.

Speaker 5 Mega babe.

Speaker 14 Great hair.

Speaker 66 Great hair. Great skin.

Speaker 27 Right.

Speaker 40 Sorry if we were a little mean at first.

Speaker 73 We're just having fun.

Speaker 14 We're having fun. Yeah.

Speaker 56 And let me tell you.

Speaker 76 Yeah, I like your look.

Speaker 66 In the family, at the table.

Speaker 10 You're at the table.

Speaker 22 That's high up.

Speaker 27 All right, let's see see who else is going to be.

Speaker 40 Wait, wait, before you wait, before you air more, right?

Speaker 16 Is this not good for me to make fun of them?

Speaker 22 Dude, it's all love.

Speaker 47 This is all love.

Speaker 64 All right, because I love them.

Speaker 6 I love my own family, but I can be love.

Speaker 73 We love them.

Speaker 72 Am I being too mean?

Speaker 8 Okay, Rudy.

Speaker 34 No, Rudy's the gauge. She'll tell us.

Speaker 63 She's not even here. No, barely.
I know. Barely.

Speaker 78 Barely. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Here we go.

Speaker 106 My news resolution is MS-13 guys.

Speaker 16 We have MS-13 fans.

Speaker 34 Dope, because they can protect us.

Speaker 21 Well, you made it onto bad friends, my friend. Let me tell you, you made it onto bad friends.

Speaker 15 I like him.

Speaker 66 I like him a lot. He made it on.
He said he wanted to be on.

Speaker 48 He made it on.

Speaker 62 Unless, of course, we cut that bit.

Speaker 25 No, we're not going to cut it.

Speaker 14 We got to leave it in. We're going to leave it in.

Speaker 42 But it would be funny if we cut it.

Speaker 12 What do we do with this?

Speaker 16 Right when he starts talking, we cut it.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 45 No, he's the shit.

Speaker 21 He's the shit. You're on bad friends.

Speaker 59 All right, let's see.

Speaker 21 Some more fans coming at you.

Speaker 102 What's up, Bad Friends? Cheeto Santino, Slep Brother. My new news resolution is to stop fucking my my cousins.

Speaker 8 Yee-yee!

Speaker 21 It's always good to get a shout-out from Theo Vaughn.

Speaker 44 It's really nice that he did our show.

Speaker 6 Or not. Nah.

Speaker 52 If the cousin's hot.

Speaker 51 Yeah, it depends on how distant the cousin is.

Speaker 7 How many times removed?

Speaker 51 Well, I guess he said cousin stuff, so he's in the family.

Speaker 22 Got to let him in.

Speaker 112 Hey, it's Gianna from Texas. My New Year's resolution is to get rid of my orangutan tits.

Speaker 5 In the family. In the family.

Speaker 8 At the table.

Speaker 91 I don't know what an orangutan tit is.

Speaker 44 Droopy goopies, I guess.

Speaker 88 Oh, you have droopy tits?

Speaker 22 I got what's orangutan about them.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 22 Orange.

Speaker 62 Orangutans, or so maybe she has orange and she's hairy.

Speaker 87 Hairy and long and hang down.

Speaker 66 Let's hear that one more time. I love her.

Speaker 6 She's awesome.

Speaker 112 Hey, it's Gianna from Texas. My New Year's resolution is to get rid of my orangutan tits.

Speaker 8 We love it.

Speaker 56 I like it, like it. She's the best.
Yeah.

Speaker 113 What's up, bad friends? What's up, Andrew, Bobby,

Speaker 113 Jules, Adrades,

Speaker 72 George?

Speaker 113 My name's George, too.

Speaker 113 Happy fucking New Year's.

Speaker 113 My fucking New Year's resolution is to fucking not be fat anymore.

Speaker 113 I fucking...

Speaker 113 I'm down 40 pounds this year.

Speaker 3 Congrats,

Speaker 114 long way to go, but you know what?

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I love you guys.

Speaker 35 Oh my God.

Speaker 66 Love you too. Good luck on the weight loss.

Speaker 45 Papa.

Speaker 5 Keep it moving.

Speaker 13 He could have died just doing that video.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Taking the shirt off. Gonna like.
Here just imploded.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Honestly? Yeah.

Speaker 17 Keep him. He's in the family.

Speaker 4 Keep him in the family.

Speaker 105 My resolution

Speaker 97 is to get that dumpling.

Speaker 65 You know what I'm talking about, Robert. That's right.

Speaker 67 That guy wants to sleep with you.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 17 He wants to suck on my sacks.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he loves your dump.

Speaker 17 My sacks are like dumplings. Thank you.

Speaker 92 Hey, Rocket.

Speaker 8 Rocket. Hey, Bobby.

Speaker 111 Hey, Jules.

Speaker 105 Also, Andres and George.

Speaker 115 Not really. Hey, George.

Speaker 115 My resolution is to stop smoking. I've been doing that for too long.

Speaker 47 Gotta quit.

Speaker 115 I don't feel good about it anymore.

Speaker 75 So.

Speaker 111 Happy New Year's, guys. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 8 Handsome guy. Handsome guy.

Speaker 89 We love you, brother.

Speaker 51 You gotta quit smoking. Bobby quit smoking, didn't you, Bob?

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Who's next?

Speaker 114 My New Year's resolution for this year was to lose weight and get my health back on track.

Speaker 114 Starting in September of last year, over the last year, in about three, four months or so, I have lost 203 pounds, which brings me down from 530 plus pounds-ish.

Speaker 114 I don't really know where I was down to 326 pounds currently. And so, my goal for next year is to finally hit my actual goal weight, which is to drop down to about 250 to 260 pounds.

Speaker 114 I'm six foot seven, I have gigantism, or acromaggaly, as it's actually called.

Speaker 114 And so I just want to get my health right and you know be comfortable in my body for you know the first time in my life.

Speaker 45 So love you guys.

Speaker 96 Uncle Peter Andrew

Speaker 5 We love this guy.

Speaker 72 By the way, I want to meet him.

Speaker 21 George, find out about this guy.

Speaker 72 I've never met anyone with gigantism.

Speaker 87 Gigantism, me neither.

Speaker 44 I want to meet this guy.

Speaker 21 George, find out about this guy, please.

Speaker 83 That's incredible.

Speaker 66 I want to know more about him.

Speaker 16 And it looks like he's driving a Honda Civic.

Speaker 54 That's actually a truck.

Speaker 78 It is?

Speaker 78 That's like

Speaker 56 an 18-wheeler. Oh, it is?

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 24 It It looks like a coop to him.

Speaker 43 He's 6'7.

Speaker 48 6'7, and he lost 200 pounds?

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 88 Dude, I don't know.

Speaker 36 You have gigantism and you're 530 pounds. Isn't that like not that big of a deal?

Speaker 21 6'7 is not that tall.

Speaker 94 It's not?

Speaker 4 It's like LeBron.

Speaker 35 Right, okay.

Speaker 60 But how much does LeBron weigh?

Speaker 31 250, maybe? 260.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 13 But it's still like, if I weighed 530, it would look differently.

Speaker 58 I would, honestly, I would pay my whole bank account to see you weigh 500 pounds.

Speaker 44 It would make me so happy.

Speaker 35 Would you try to help me?

Speaker 58 I would do everything in my power.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 58 If you got that big, I would, dude, it'd be a dream come true to watch you get that fat.

Speaker 50 I know, but I could die.

Speaker 88 That's not, that's fine.

Speaker 8 No, no, I'd make sure you were fine.

Speaker 57 No, I'd make sure you were fine. Right.

Speaker 36 But what would I look like at 500 pounds?

Speaker 10 Not that bad.

Speaker 59 At 500 pounds. Yeah.

Speaker 66 You weigh how much right now?

Speaker 11 175.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 42 Three and a half times what you weigh right now.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 44 What would you think you'd look like?

Speaker 47 Ralphie Mae

Speaker 3 more,

Speaker 66 really, more because he was taller, it'd be like Ralphie and Lavelle Crawford together.

Speaker 27 Hey, you would love to see that 100%.

Speaker 57 I'd pay so much money to watch you get fat.

Speaker 54 Yeah,

Speaker 71 I go abby.

Speaker 116 I love you. Um, I hate Cheeto Santino.
I love you too.

Speaker 116 Uh, my news,

Speaker 10 keep it, keep it going.

Speaker 116 My news resolution is

Speaker 116 stand-up comedy.

Speaker 58 Did you hear? He tries to stand up. He wants to stand up.

Speaker 58 Did you hear him fart though?

Speaker 68 Listen.

Speaker 71 Hi, Bobby.

Speaker 116 Love you.

Speaker 116 Hey, Cheeto, Santino. Love you too.

Speaker 116 My news.

Speaker 116 My news resolution is to do stand-up comedy.

Speaker 42 In the family.

Speaker 35 The head.

Speaker 6 The head of the family.

Speaker 16 I want us.

Speaker 16 He's our new leader.

Speaker 117 Hello, bad friends.

Speaker 117 My name is Lance Cordell.

Speaker 117 I'm sending this video all the way from Manitoba, Canada.

Speaker 8 Love it.

Speaker 24 Love Canada.

Speaker 22 Just wanted to say hello to Bobby, Andrew.

Speaker 30 Hey.

Speaker 8 Mrs.

Speaker 72 Juliana. There it is.

Speaker 117 Fancy Bee.

Speaker 8 Yes.

Speaker 117 Pink Dick George. Anyone else who's involved with bad friends?

Speaker 117 My New Year's resolution for this year is something that's been weighing heavily on me for a very long time.

Speaker 117 I need to get in touch with somebody.

Speaker 24 He is this little

Speaker 117 Asian kid that used to live

Speaker 117 close by me. And what we used to do was

Speaker 117 really not right. We need to say I.
I want to say, I'm sorry.

Speaker 117 I never meant to

Speaker 52 lure you with fun dip

Speaker 52 and

Speaker 117 brutally molest you for an entire summer.

Speaker 71 I knew it was good.

Speaker 117 I just want to say if you're watching out there, little Asian kid, I'm sorry,

Speaker 63 and

Speaker 47 Happy New Year. It's so fucked up.
It's so fucked up.

Speaker 24 It's so fucked up. He's talking about you, yeah,

Speaker 68 because that's real. Yeah,

Speaker 8 all right.

Speaker 17 And if the guy that molested me looked like him, I would have molested him back.

Speaker 47 He was hot.

Speaker 8 Yeah, the hot burly guy.

Speaker 17 I'd just be fingering back, but it's not. Anyway, let's move.

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Speaker 44 Well, let's take a minute real quick.

Speaker 56 What are you grateful for?

Speaker 44 Let's take a minute to thank the staff.

Speaker 67 I I genuinely thank you. Thank of the staff.

Speaker 54 Let's thank the Rudy.

Speaker 33 Thank you, Rudy. Let's say why we appreciate Rudy.

Speaker 12 Did you prepare the speech we asked you to prepare?

Speaker 10 Yeah, did you?

Speaker 90 And if not, improvise one.

Speaker 37 You didn't ask me.

Speaker 16 You didn't tell me to dress up, you fucking lead.

Speaker 49 Because I thought you did.

Speaker 50 So do the speech that we saw?

Speaker 31 Do the speech.

Speaker 16 Yearly speech.

Speaker 49 Thank you for everyone watching the show. Wow.
And Happy New Year.

Speaker 44 That's the speech.

Speaker 51 Was that really the speech you prepared?

Speaker 55 You didn't tell me.

Speaker 53 Yeah, we did. First of all,

Speaker 43 George sent an email that said, please dress up and please prepare a speech.

Speaker 62 And you didn't.

Speaker 49 I dressed up, but I didn't know about the speech.

Speaker 21 We'll get back to you.

Speaker 41 Andres, it's your turn.

Speaker 48 Thank you so much, Andres.

Speaker 21 We all want to say thank you for your commitment and your dedication to the show. It's been less than one year, but it's been an incredible run.

Speaker 42 We love you.

Speaker 89 Thank you for what you've done.

Speaker 66 Go ahead and tell your speech.

Speaker 84 Thank you, guys.

Speaker 82 Thank you, fans, for appreciating us.

Speaker 82 Stay safe and

Speaker 82 stay safe and be good to each other.

Speaker 67 That's great.

Speaker 48 And last on the list, of course,

Speaker 44 is

Speaker 83 Jange.

Speaker 53 Scourge?

Speaker 31 No, because we still have to do two other people.

Speaker 53 Scourge, real quick.

Speaker 93 George, I'm going to add on to Andrew's.

Speaker 8 Friends and countrymen, thank you all for joining us.

Speaker 84 Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 39 It might be a little bit early, but it's the end of the year.

Speaker 84 So at the end of the year, we will thank you.

Speaker 41 I want to just say, George doesn't know it, but he just got fired this week.

Speaker 8 He has no idea.

Speaker 89 You're fired, but we love you.

Speaker 11 I want to say something honest about Andreas. May I just interject?

Speaker 8 Please.

Speaker 13 Because I don't say positive things.

Speaker 17 You know, when we signed on to do Bad Friends, you know, I reluctantly invited George into the fray.

Speaker 74 Well, timeout.

Speaker 44 Back it up.

Speaker 26 You literally said to me, me and you are going to do Bad Friends.

Speaker 44 What do we think about George?

Speaker 78 And I said... You said no.

Speaker 16 No, immediately.

Speaker 56 I didn't even skip a beat.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you said, what do you think? You said no.

Speaker 61 And you go, well, how'd you know? He goes, I just knew.

Speaker 35 I just knew. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 59 But then

Speaker 58 you came around to yourself a little bit and you said, you know what?

Speaker 21 I'm going to involve him.

Speaker 56 You know why?

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Because of Andres.

Speaker 65 Well, that's not what I was going to say.

Speaker 63 Diamond in the rough.

Speaker 13 That's not what I was going to say. Diamond in the space is that I regretted inviting George into the party.
Same.

Speaker 17 But then he invited the fucking, you know. Fancy B.

Speaker 35 Fancy B.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 17 And at first I was reluctant and I didn't like it. But I realized that what an asset he is to the company.
Truly. And he's more of an asset than George's.

Speaker 35 By far.

Speaker 18 By far. Not even a question.

Speaker 16 And you know, if I could renegotiate the contract and fire George and keep Andres, I would do that.

Speaker 42 I've been trying to do it for about a year.

Speaker 8 I know you have. Seriously.

Speaker 71 You call me every day. 40 weeks.

Speaker 29 But George really needs to step up his fucking game.

Speaker 53 Couldn't be more true.

Speaker 72 Could it, honestly?

Speaker 13 Like, call me and say, you have to dress up for this episode. Fact.

Speaker 52 You know?

Speaker 36 Fact. Or how about like, you got to bring a gift because there's, you got to bring Andrew a gift because there's a fucking ratfall.

Speaker 71 Yep.

Speaker 76 Right?

Speaker 19 I'll like defend me during the trial.

Speaker 62 Hey, Andres, does your back hurt from carrying all the weight?

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 8 A little bit. A lot of it.

Speaker 17 And your asshole hurts too from fucking you, huh?

Speaker 35 Every fucking day.

Speaker 4 Does he have sex with him?

Speaker 12 Yeah, literally.

Speaker 34 Well, that is what it is.

Speaker 22 So anyway, that's...

Speaker 57 So

Speaker 58 this team that we've compiled here is a great team.

Speaker 43 And we want to thank, there's two more people that people don't get to see.

Speaker 81 People get to see George and Andres.

Speaker 21 People don't get to see Jenna and Joe.

Speaker 56 And we're calling them right now.

Speaker 5 They are,

Speaker 43 they work on the show with us, and they're part of our team that's not located here in Los Angeles, but we love them very much, and we want to include them.

Speaker 42 Joe is very nervous. Happy New Year.

Speaker 17 She looks like Cleopatra.

Speaker 76 I told her to do that.

Speaker 46 Happy New Year's.

Speaker 66 You're good. Now

Speaker 56 you're looking money.

Speaker 74 Am I right tied up? Yeah.

Speaker 22 She looks like Cleopatra?

Speaker 13 I called her earlier because we talk about styles and stuff.

Speaker 10 Oh, really?

Speaker 13 Yeah, and I go, can you dress up as Cleopatra today?

Speaker 69 And she did it.

Speaker 67 And she did? Yeah, she did the hair test.

Speaker 24 She looks Cleopatra.

Speaker 22 What does Joe look like?

Speaker 109 Nostrafro.

Speaker 15 Nostra Rafo? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 Nosferatu.

Speaker 8 Nasferatu.

Speaker 109 Nostrato, though.

Speaker 57 Well, we just we wanted to call.

Speaker 62 You both look so pretty.

Speaker 21 Obviously, Jenna, you look great.

Speaker 33 Joe, you look Joe. And

Speaker 81 we wanted to call and tell you guys thank you for a great year.

Speaker 21 We had so much fun on the show.

Speaker 20 Thank you for your help. And Jenna and Joe,

Speaker 16 what can we do as

Speaker 13 performers on the show to improve our game?

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Notes. We need notes.

Speaker 95 I would say, oh, man.

Speaker 92 You know, I'd probably say you guys should probably fight more on the show. Got it.
I don't think you guys have really

Speaker 92 done that enough.

Speaker 8 Right. Yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.

Speaker 71 Fight more.

Speaker 74 Yep.

Speaker 22 Yep. Okay, Jenna.
Jenna.

Speaker 46 Maybe some more costume.

Speaker 54 Costume.

Speaker 71 I don't think you do enough costumes.

Speaker 8 I love it.

Speaker 8 I love it.

Speaker 27 I love it.

Speaker 16 Do they know each other?

Speaker 15 Very, very well.

Speaker 8 Are they dating?

Speaker 18 No, they're No.

Speaker 53 There's a fucking workspace. It's a professional workspace.
Dude, we can get sued.

Speaker 38 I'm fucking angry for no reason. I'm asking a question.

Speaker 81 We can get sued for that. We can get sued by HR.

Speaker 8 That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 45 See? That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 More of that. Hey, look at more of that.

Speaker 6 I was playing.

Speaker 31 I was really angry just now because you raised your voice for no fucking reason.

Speaker 32 Hey. Yeah.
It's part of the show.

Speaker 47 Oh, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 52 Great.

Speaker 8 HR.

Speaker 27 It's a good bit.

Speaker 21 Well, we wanted to say thank you to the entire staff and crew that helped make Bad Friends possible.

Speaker 33 Rudy, thank you kind of.

Speaker 21 George, Blich, Andres, you're a lovely guy.

Speaker 89 We love you very much.

Speaker 21 And Jen and Joe, thank you so much endlessly.

Speaker 43 For the fans at home, this is the people that make the show happen.

Speaker 11 Thank you so much, honestly.

Speaker 21 This is genuinely the people that make this show possible. So these guys are great people, honestly.

Speaker 22 Thank you so much.

Speaker 89 And we love them more than we love

Speaker 79 anybody that works here locally.

Speaker 19 If we could have you two here and get rid of fucking George George, I mean, that would be nice.

Speaker 56 God, what a blessing that would be.

Speaker 67 What a blessing that would be.

Speaker 7 Honestly,

Speaker 7 and I mean it genuinely.

Speaker 87 And, George, I know you can hear us, and we mean it.

Speaker 57 Thank you guys so much for everything.

Speaker 89 We love you guys.

Speaker 21 Happy New Year to you.

Speaker 8 Happy New Year, man.

Speaker 21 And here's to a wonderful 2021 that's fingers crossed going to be a lot better than 2020.

Speaker 44 Love you guys. Cheers to you guys.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Speaker 62 Cheers. Bobby's sober, so he can't do that.

Speaker 22 But cheers.

Speaker 3 Love you guys.

Speaker 8 Happy New Year.

Speaker 6 Happy New Year. Happy New Year.

Speaker 8 Bye-bye, New Year.

Speaker 32 Love you.

Speaker 15 The best.

Speaker 78 Just great AP.

Speaker 17 I was going to say something that would really make you mad just now, but you know what? My gut instinct said no because I want to start a fight because the New Year's episode. Do it.

Speaker 27 I was going to say right after that, who were they?

Speaker 27 That would have really made you mad.

Speaker 36 But see, I'm growing because I'm going to change my fucking deal for the next year.

Speaker 50 Change it. I just did.

Speaker 27 That was a gut instinct for me to go, who the fuck were they, right?

Speaker 20 And I said, Bob, Bob, my internal fucking dialogue said, don't say it, don't say it, right? And then that's like, I think, a growth thing. And I think that's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 64 That's just

Speaker 65 apple cider, right?

Speaker 32 No, it's alcohol.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I can't drink it.

Speaker 26 You're fine. Just drink it.

Speaker 13 Okay, I'll relapse for you.

Speaker 8 For me? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 46 100% juice.

Speaker 66 Yes, no, it is.

Speaker 64 Hey, Jules, if I relapsed, would you tell Kalila?

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 16 You have no loyalty or no.

Speaker 16 I don't know what I mean. You don't like me at all?

Speaker 58 We brought you on this show as a part of our family, and now you just like disrespect me.

Speaker 49 You don't like me at all? I want to help you.

Speaker 36 That's not helping me, dude.

Speaker 73 You're helping me. It's helping me.

Speaker 45 No, that's hurting.

Speaker 8 It's hurting.

Speaker 58 You know, when I was drinking, when we were drinking on my show, the first time we ever did whiskey ginger together, you had Red Bull, and in the glass, it looks like whiskey.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 38 People were like, I can't fucking believe you'd be okay with them relapsing in front of your face.

Speaker 69 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 34 I was like, are you guys fucking out of your mind?

Speaker 18 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 George, you know what?

Speaker 13 Would you tell, if honestly, if I pulled you aside and I said, hey, I relapsed, would you tell Kalila?

Speaker 65 You did.

Speaker 44 You did do that.

Speaker 65 I did what?

Speaker 58 You did pull me aside

Speaker 58 and fucking tell me that you relapsed.

Speaker 107 Did you tell Kalila?

Speaker 47 No.

Speaker 68 I know you didn't. No, I did not.

Speaker 10 Then that's a real front.

Speaker 62 Well, because I was concerned about you.

Speaker 44 I didn't know what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 58 I actually was concerned. I had no idea what to do.

Speaker 20 We hadn't done bad friends then, though, right?

Speaker 18 No, that's what, no, and that's what kind of led to this.

Speaker 44 But also, that's what scared the shit out of me because I was like, I told my wife, I was like, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 47 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 58 You put me in a very bad situation.

Speaker 61 Give me the thing. Give him the thing.

Speaker 34 But also, that's Kalila's fucking niece.

Speaker 106 That's true, yeah. Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 70 I'm never going to have an ally in the house.

Speaker 18 I'm your ally, but I just don't live in your house.

Speaker 24 No, don't drink it yet, Bob.

Speaker 22 All right, we're going to do a countdown. Yeah, put some.

Speaker 24 George, who's this last one for?

Speaker 8 Oh, okay. Okay.

Speaker 81 All right, so don't drink before we do the fucking countdown.

Speaker 67 So wait, what do you want me to do first, Andres? Hey, guys.

Speaker 82 So, to welcome the new year,

Speaker 82 we're gonna do it Spanish style.

Speaker 82 And this is how we do it in Spain.

Speaker 70 Okay.

Speaker 82 When the clock chimes 12, 12 a.m. on the first,

Speaker 82 we eat one grape per chime in order to get good luck for the rest of the year. Okay.
So, you guys will have a countdown there, and Rudy can give you the grapes.

Speaker 82 And then, with each chime, you guys have to eat one grape, trying not to choke.

Speaker 20 How many chimps? The chimes go come fast?

Speaker 82 No, they're pretty.

Speaker 74 I've eaten grapes before, bro.

Speaker 22 You have to eat grapes without choking?

Speaker 34 This is what the Spaniards do?

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 33 whiskey is so weird.

Speaker 47 I know. All right.

Speaker 22 All right. So we have to eat grapes without choking.

Speaker 54 All right. So I got to do it.

Speaker 33 Okay. Here we go.

Speaker 42 So this is the Spaniard New Year.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 59 Here we go.

Speaker 40 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 20 These are the quarters.

Speaker 82 Hold on. So you will see on the screen when to eat.

Speaker 43 So we don't eat until it says eat?

Speaker 82 Right, until the first chime starts. The first chimes that you guys are going to hear are the quarters, and it's just to prepare you for it.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 13 It might be one of those things where we don't know that eating that many grapes at a certain amount of time makes you choke.

Speaker 82 No, no. The choking part, I'm just saying because you guys are not used to.

Speaker 67 He's just saying because he's got experience.

Speaker 8 Oh, I thought that this was like a no challenge that they had in spain

Speaker 88 eat as many grip as you want without joking you know what i mean

Speaker 8 you think you can live through the grave

Speaker 43 all right here we go let's start ready

Speaker 8 and go

Speaker 40 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 60 No, wait.

Speaker 84 Those are the quarters. Now, Dean Dun, Din Dun.
There are four of those.

Speaker 82 See as the clock gets to 12.

Speaker 53 The grapes are so sweet.

Speaker 93 Now, one.

Speaker 39 Oh, you guys failed.

Speaker 84 Did you get them, George?

Speaker 82 Oh, yeah, George and I were the only ones who did right.

Speaker 84 We did it.

Speaker 82 Yeah, but you guys have to have your mouth clear.

Speaker 32 You guys didn't do it.

Speaker 14 They didn't do it.

Speaker 14 We did it.

Speaker 8 It's on camera.

Speaker 30 Okay. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Speaker 27 Let's do it again.

Speaker 50 So what you're saying is that

Speaker 86 each of the there can't be any grapes in the mouth.

Speaker 8 Right.

Speaker 3 We never told us that.

Speaker 76 Tell the fuck the rules.

Speaker 45 Also,

Speaker 8 you just swallow them whole?

Speaker 30 No, no.

Speaker 82 You chew them and then swallow.

Speaker 5 You didn't chew and swallow.

Speaker 107 There's no way. There's no way.
There's no way.

Speaker 14 No, you didn't.

Speaker 52 Fuck this.

Speaker 36 So now, after this, we're doing some Filipino tradition.

Speaker 8 Okay. Rudy, go ahead.

Speaker 52 For

Speaker 49 Filipino traditions during the new year, when it turns midnight, you have to jump really high

Speaker 49 because

Speaker 49 like really high so that on the next year you will grow taller.

Speaker 49 And

Speaker 49 then you have to

Speaker 49 when the when it mid when it's midnight, you have to scream or make noises so that the evil spirit won't possess you.

Speaker 24 That's it.

Speaker 32 Is that real?

Speaker 8 Yeah. Don't look at me, man.

Speaker 74 I mean, you know,

Speaker 18 you would know if this is fake or not.

Speaker 16 I've never seen this happen, but.

Speaker 31 All right, so what do we have to do?

Speaker 36 Yeah, let me. Can we look it up first?

Speaker 73 No, we don't just trust. She's fucking good.

Speaker 72 I feel like she's making it up.

Speaker 7 She's our resident. She's our resume.

Speaker 88 Jump as high as you can so you can grow the next year.

Speaker 27 That's fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 14 Well, they are short.

Speaker 5 They're average.

Speaker 28 All right, number two,

Speaker 27 make funny noises to scare away evil spirits.

Speaker 45 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 31 Okay. Let's do it.

Speaker 8 So where's the clock for that?

Speaker 46 There's no clock for that.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 30 Yep.

Speaker 46 All right, count us off. All right.

Speaker 46 I can do it. But yeah.
Okay, so

Speaker 25 three,

Speaker 46 two,

Speaker 30 one,

Speaker 46 go.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 24 Okay, I think we're we're ready for the champagne.

Speaker 11 And your screaming was crazy.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Like

Speaker 93 you meant it.

Speaker 27 Yeah. Do you really believe evil spirits are like around?

Speaker 52 I think so.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Okay. She does.
You do, huh?

Speaker 96 I do believe in it.

Speaker 26 What do you think is going to happen to you?

Speaker 36 Yeah. If you don't do that, what do you think is going to happen?

Speaker 49 Oh, my year will be like bad.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 8 So you didn't scream last year.

Speaker 24 Yeah, obviously. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 49 And maybe someone will die.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 41 Somebody you love?

Speaker 52 Maybe.

Speaker 8 Like close.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Okay. Okay.
Well, all right.

Speaker 5 Pretty dark. What are they? Oh, Andres, what does it say?

Speaker 31 Dance one, two, three.

Speaker 82 Those are the music for now, our dancing party.

Speaker 8 Andrew?

Speaker 75 Wow,

Speaker 24 pretty good party. That feels good.

Speaker 75 Pretty good.

Speaker 75 Get up and dance. Dance!

Speaker 71 Dance!

Speaker 71 Yeah!

Speaker 71 Yeah!

Speaker 71 Yeah!

Speaker 8 I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath.
I'm out of breath.

Speaker 27 I'm out of breath. Really good.

Speaker 98 Oh, there is one more.

Speaker 42 I don't think we should do it, but maybe.

Speaker 16 I'm not doing it again.

Speaker 8 Are you doing it again?

Speaker 60 Well, if you turn it on, who knows what will happen?

Speaker 32 That's good.

Speaker 51 Okay, so we have to have a countdown and cheers.

Speaker 37 Okay.

Speaker 66 Champagne, now that we're out of breath, it's been a great party.

Speaker 7 It's been an amazing new year.

Speaker 57 Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 88 Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 71 Ten, nine, nine, eight,

Speaker 71 seven,

Speaker 8 six, five, four,

Speaker 6 three,

Speaker 75 two, one, one.

Speaker 75 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Speaker 75 Happy New Year.

Speaker 75 Woo,

Speaker 75 I'm not

Speaker 75 a good

Speaker 75 man.

Speaker 75 Woo, I'm not afraid of the word. Yes,

Speaker 75 woof, that's a bit

Speaker 75 true.

Speaker 75 Woo, I'm a

Speaker 75 bit of a hard

Speaker 75 woo.