Brotherly Love With Steebee

Speaker 1 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 A white dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends.

Speaker 1 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, for another episode of Bad

Speaker 1 Friends. I'm your co-host, Stevie Weavy.
You have the red hair. Oh, I'm your co-host, Andrew Santino.
Yes. Thanks for coming.
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for watching.
We have a lot of things to discuss today.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Thanks for having me.
What are we talking about? All kinds of different things. Warzone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else?

Speaker 1 The series Kingdom on Netflix. Yes, we're going to talk about that.

Speaker 1 We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff because I haven't, you know, really seen you.

Speaker 1 Have you watched the show before? What show? The Bad Friends show? Yeah. Well, glimpses of it.
You've never seen a full minute. No, I have.
Glimpses. Glimpses.
I have. You're a fucking liar.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 I've seen like wait. What I mean is I know you, dude.

Speaker 1 You don't know what the fuck this is.

Speaker 1 It's great banter. It's great banter.

Speaker 1 There's chemistry between you and

Speaker 1 Santino.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you, too. I know.
I know.

Speaker 1 I showed up on time.

Speaker 1 I was prompt. I was.
Okay, what are you saying about me?

Speaker 1 I didn't say anything about you. I don't want to fight you.

Speaker 1 I don't want to fight you.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 That's passive-aggressive. Now tell me what.
You showed up on time. What is that saying about me? That you didn't show up on time.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
Why?

Speaker 1 Well, according to George, you forgot your keys. No, I can't find my keys.
Well, the thing about you, because I'm your brother and I've known you my whole life, you,

Speaker 1 as far as organization and stuff,

Speaker 1 you just misplace things all the time. Yeah.
Correct. And shut up.

Speaker 1 The thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different different things all at once. That's what smart people do, right? Not all of them.

Speaker 1 But you are smart. You're creative and brilliant in your own way.
Okay, thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. No, that feels good.
It's just the opposite. You don't have a hundred things on your mind.

Speaker 1 Bob, you have so little things on your mind, you just misplace stuff because you're not paying attention to anything.

Speaker 1 You're not over consumed with stuff. You focus on one thing at a time, so the other things just go by the wayside.

Speaker 1 You lose your keys because you don't think about keys or care or people that are overly organized think about too many too many things at once yeah and they panic you think about warzone boom at the at one time and that's it then you think about going to get cigarettes boom you don't you don't you don't organize your brain that way i like the better a hundred things better

Speaker 1 they have so many things in my mind i think that's more true too than what you're saying because i you kind of you think that you think that when i'm playing warzone the only thing i'm thinking about is warzone you're so okay

Speaker 1 okay you've gotten gotten damn good.

Speaker 1 He's gotten damn good at Warzone. I'm so

Speaker 1 proud. I'm so proud.

Speaker 1 When you make those plays, dude. Oh, he makes me.
Woo! I know. This guy.
He makes me cry. Remember the other night? I got a collateral.
No, no, not that night. I got a collateral.

Speaker 1 I know you got a collateral. But remember when I took my, I came in, right, from the gulag.
Yeah. I only had a handgun.
Oh, that was money. Yeah, yeah.
And I remember I landed?

Speaker 1 So he comes back from the gulag yeah yeah yeah and he just jumps on a dude oh this dude had his loadout so like just to reference what a loadout it's the best weapons that he you know he got i mean he was battling a guy with his top weapons my brother had a little uh squirt pistol yeah a little little squirt pistol yeah yeah and my brother just got on him help boom boom elbowed him boom boom and shot him all in the like face yeah and then you started crying yeah i was so proud i know but why did you start crying

Speaker 1 I didn't cry in my... I was just, it was one of those moments.
You know what it reminded me of? When I was younger, I used to watch his wrestling matches.

Speaker 1 It was in the Powe High Gym. Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 he had an opponent from Monte Vista. Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 this guy he wrestled was a Samoan just stud. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 little. No, he was buffed.
Yeah, but I'm a little. He has to be in my weight class.
And so I remember they went out of bounds, and when they went back in the middle this simone guy did a bruce lee

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 it was like the the last scene in karate kid where you know versus a daniel versus johnny yeah and my brother blew him a kiss with

Speaker 1 and just

Speaker 1 blew him a kiss yeah yeah got in on a double leg picked the guy up and slammed him and beat him and i was i was a kid watching on like i was on the side of the mat just my eyes were watering.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, dude, that was my brother.

Speaker 1 What weight class were you involved? That was 105. 105.
I have a similar story for him. You know what made me pray the guy? You know what made me proud?

Speaker 1 Don't talk about state. No, it's state.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It's state. Please don't talk about state.
So my brother's ranked number two in the

Speaker 1 state, right?

Speaker 1 Number two in the state. And what? In wrestling.
No. Yes.
Ranked number two. CIF champ, everything.

Speaker 1 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then, so, you know, the state championship is in Stockton, California. From San Diego, that's a 10-hour drive, right? That's forever.
I take the minivan, my dad's minivan.

Speaker 1 I drive all the way up there, right?

Speaker 1 And I remember one match. My God, he wrestled a guy that he beat probably 20 times, you know, in the past.
Just completely destroyed. Right.

Speaker 1 And my brother got so nervous that this guy that my brother beat 20 times picked my brother up, slammed my brother in his head my brother laid there on the mat blood all over his face and my brother's crying with snob bubbles and blood in his face right and he loses and he gets kicked out of state

Speaker 1 and then i got back in the minivan and i drove home that's it thanks for having me no no no don't put your back down did that not happen

Speaker 1 i would i was thinking i was hoping you would bring up my cif win oh yeah yeah

Speaker 1 because i did win

Speaker 1 because I did win County three years in a row. Andrew, I won County.

Speaker 1 I won San Diego section

Speaker 1 three years. He was amazing.
So

Speaker 1 I was hoping you would bring that story up. Well, I didn't know which one you wanted.
But thanks for bringing up

Speaker 1 the reason why I started drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 1 Steve, how come you didn't wrestle in college?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament.

Speaker 1 I was in such a deep depression because of failure

Speaker 1 and remorse.

Speaker 1 Because of the story that Bobby just told me. Yeah, because of the story that my brother just said on this huge platform.

Speaker 1 That,

Speaker 1 you know, I, you know, I was getting letters from colleges, Andrew. You know, Cornell hollered at me.
I mean, I remember getting a letter. Cornell? Cornell sent a letter like my sophomore year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, wow. And

Speaker 1 I just, I was done.

Speaker 1 I was. So what happened? My brother was a christian

Speaker 1 my brother was like do you ever see the movie seven yes yeah yeah he was kevin spacey's character okay he would clip out right he would take bible a bible clip out verses and then paste it on the walls no i didn't clip them from the bible itself i would write passages from the bible on poster boards there's a difference all right there's a difference it's i think you're you're there's that's creepier but um and so you you walked in his his room it was like just this neon cross on the wall you know what i mean a single bed i mean just creepy right yeah and my brother would like yep come on uh pray with me all the time oh dude i was warped what do you laugh andrew yeah he goes i was warped warped pray with me dude let's tell until i mean i was warped until that night i almost got possessed by like 15 Spirits.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, he got possessed by 15 spirits. Wait a minute, time out.
Hold on. When you say you were warped from religion, what did that have to do with you not end up going to college to wrestle?

Speaker 1 Because I'll tell you what happened. Okay.

Speaker 1 So here he is, straight A student,

Speaker 1 born-again Christian, right?

Speaker 1 Never done anything wrong in his life. The day after he got back from state, he became one time blunts.
He became a 40s and blunts

Speaker 1 drug addict. 40s and blunts.
Just, I wanted to

Speaker 1 cash out. Yeah, I was just, I wanted to exit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then when he was like, always keep in mind that the kid, remember Michael Colamara, the kid from Rosemead that beat me? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I ended up going to Arizona State.

Speaker 1 This kid ended up wrestling at Arizona State.

Speaker 1 He was their main 118 pounder. So it was kind of like my past followed me.
You know what I mean? Like, what are the odds of that?

Speaker 1 Did you ever party with that guy or hang out with him? No.

Speaker 1 I saw him at a chicken wing place once and

Speaker 1 I was playing a game and I was nervous because he'd walk by me and I was, I was playing this crotch. I was playing some game and I was doing really bad and I felt like I was failing at that too.

Speaker 1 And I was sweating. I was just and I was just waiting for my chicken.
Chicken wings.

Speaker 1 Like staring at me like, just like,

Speaker 1 kind of like, kind of like I beat you back then and you're horrible at this video game as well. Yeah, yeah, right.
And also look at where you are in life. He's probably looking at you.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 I like my life. I love it.
I have my own platform. I know.
No, no, no, no, no. Then.

Speaker 1 What do do you mean? Then? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
You're killing it now.

Speaker 1 I was at the dorms. I was at the dorms just with the homies, just skateboarding around campus.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Steve.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Steve, will you tell me one of the prayers that you made Bobby say with you when you were little boys? I just remember one of the songs. Yeah, sing the song.
Let's hear it. Our God is an awesome God.

Speaker 1 He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power, and love. love, our God is an awesome God.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Our God, our God is an awesome God.

Speaker 1 He reigns from heaven above with power, with wisdom, love. Our God is an awesome.

Speaker 1 We drink the blood of little men. Our God is an awesome God.

Speaker 1 We kill people and we keep their secrets. Our God is an awesome

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 1 Steve, did you ever, did Arizona say, because you know we're both ASU? I know

Speaker 1 that blew my mind when I found that out. That blew my mind when you were finding out you and Brody were that go there, so it shouldn't.
It shouldn't. But, Steve, did you ever try to walk on?

Speaker 1 Because they have walked on. All right, yeah, well, there's one instance where I met their

Speaker 1 105-pounder. I mean, the lowest weight, there's 118, 125, but there's this little phenom.

Speaker 1 He was their freestyle world team member or Sunkus Kids member that wrestled with

Speaker 1 the main team. I don't know how I met him, but I mentioned in passing, like, I used to wrestle at blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, well, I need a workout partner. So I didn't have shoes or nothing.

Speaker 1 I mean, I met him at the,

Speaker 1 you know, I mean, I'm out of shape. I'm smoking Newports.

Speaker 1 I just showed up. And...
Dude, I put, you know, and then I was, I haven't wrestled in years, but I ended up taking the guy down quite a few times. Like, I still was taking the guy down.

Speaker 1 And I remember remember one of the guys, one of the Olympians, Tim Vanny, was there watching.

Speaker 1 But then that was like the last kind of. Tim Vanny go, wow, good skills kid or what? He, yeah, he didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 He was just kind of, it was kind of like, remember how like you and Byron Scott would have like a wrestle off and just Toretto was there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It was like that. It was like a

Speaker 1 stud kid. Byron Campbell.
Oh, stud. His fucking forearms.
Stud. One time he had his forearms on my face like this, right? Leg riding.
I could stud. Here crunches.
Crunches.

Speaker 1 He was like, his cheeks were crunching, bro. His forearms.

Speaker 1 Like that. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I'm done wrestling. People don't realize my brother was set to be a varsity 105.
Like he was going to wrestle varsity his senior year. What happened?

Speaker 1 Bransted or asked you, you're about 125 pounds, and he's like, we need a 105 pounder. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're like, nope, I'm going to rehab. Yeah.
Or I'm focusing.

Speaker 1 He goes, I'm going to focus on my sobriety. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy how you remember people's names? Or what was the name of the kid with the big forearms? You said it

Speaker 1 Byron Campbell.

Speaker 1 He ended up wrestling for Palomar. Very talented kid.
And then he's like coaching now. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's always first and last name that etched into

Speaker 1 Tony Mattusi. Tony Mattusi, bro.
Do you remember? What is that? Tony Mattusi, bro.

Speaker 1 His fate. I mean, he looked at

Speaker 1 the 90. He was like this little Italian stallion.
Yeah, yeah, he had Rocky Balboa.

Speaker 1 He was one of those people like he had like ball hairs when he was like in sixth grade. I mean he had ball hairs.

Speaker 1 He also but he also like had a disease or something because he had a full-blown mustache like a man's hair and a receding hairline, right? And he was super buff and he was like dude.

Speaker 1 He seemed like it was 40. He was a rocky balboa Italian stallion.
Yeah, he was fucking so strong. And I remember that was just a 40 year old.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So he was my weight. He was 98 pounds his senior year.
And it was one of those things when in the eighth or ninth grade, they go, Lee, we need you to show up at the

Speaker 1 workout room at this time. You took him down, remember? Yeah.
And I just remember. You took him down.
They were trying, they were hazing me because I was the next kid up.

Speaker 1 So they're like, all right, Tony, wrestle Steve. And I remember I was like keeping a very low stance and

Speaker 1 he was getting mad because he was getting frustrated.

Speaker 1 Because was always headbutting.

Speaker 1 He kept going, you're just like your brother.

Speaker 1 I kept headbutting this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he kept saying that. You're just like your brother.
Yeah, yeah. You're just like your brother.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not full-blown, but you just teach me.

Speaker 1 Andrew, he taught me that. Yeah, yeah.
Well, look, there's always the dirty little secrets in every sport. So in wrestling, was that your go-to? Would both of you guys have to do that?

Speaker 1 The reason why I did that, because when we were younger, we used to wrestle in my parents' bedroom. And we had a little square carpet area.

Speaker 1 Why were you in their bedroom? Just training.

Speaker 1 The bedroom was big. It was a square.
It was a big square. And

Speaker 1 you couldn't go into the living room or like.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that time that I threw you out the window? Yeah. And you knocked.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You knocked me out. So my brother, yeah, so my brother, we're wrestling.
My brother has a temper.

Speaker 1 Just like my dad. No, this is your fault.
He almost broke my nose. You almost broke my nose.
Okay, can I finish that? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 We're wrestling, you know, and it's, you know, brothers wrestling, you know. Yeah.
But it gets to a point where you can see my brother snap. Like his eyes become dead.
Oh, yeah. And he can't think.

Speaker 1 Right? So he just goes, yeah?

Speaker 1 I go, yeah. And he goes, take this.
And he threw me out. My arm dragged you out the window.
Yeah. And so the window crashes.
We broke. Half my body is out of the window.
His arm.

Speaker 1 Sharge of glass on my. I'm not kidding.
His arm was out of the bedroom.

Speaker 1 He broke the window of my parents' bedroom like this right right and so then I just got out blood everywhere and I just walk up to him I go

Speaker 1 right the fuck he almost he broke my nose I almost broke his nose yeah

Speaker 1 wait a minute did you get cut up from the window yeah his arm was bleeding because I shucked him yeah yeah I did an arm drag and I his we broke the window of my parents bedroom it was a big window wrestling you're wrestling in your mom and dad's room which is weird and gross go ahead and what happened and then I shucked him out the window because I snapped and then he he came back in and he almost broke my nose.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but when you guys used to train up there in the room, did your mom and dad not care? They didn't

Speaker 1 never home. My dad was always working.
Yeah, yeah, there never hurts. He had like five stores.
He was in Riverside or Mara Mesa. He was somewhere.

Speaker 1 Or he had a store in Sacramento. Yeah, he was always traveling.
Did you guys ever think he had a second family? No, no. But he was a workaholic.
He worked his ass. He was working.

Speaker 1 My dad's a kind of like. You saw his place in Sacramento, right? No, I saw his place in Chandler, Arizona.
But he had a apartment.

Speaker 1 Oh, my god andrew he had this apartment he was renting out in Chandler Arizona and it was like this hut it was like there was like a hot place there was nothing in there there's flies in there yeah there was like just one

Speaker 1 just

Speaker 1 janky ass mattress in the corner yeah yeah no bed frame a one um razor yeah yeah yeah yeah like one toothpaste thing just like just one toothbrush my dad my dad one bar.

Speaker 1 Like a hospital. Yeah, it was like refugee.

Speaker 1 He's never seen a movie in his life. No.

Speaker 1 He's never seen a TV show. He liked Rocky.
I think he watched Rocky. I don't know.
I don't remember. Maybe Rocky.
Maybe. Yeah.
Rocky. Yeah.
But like, he's never. If you go,

Speaker 1 give me one song. My dad would go.
I don't know the song. She does nothing.
He doesn't even know what music is.

Speaker 1 Be real. He worked.

Speaker 1 But your mom.

Speaker 1 Your mom does. Yeah, she liked the Beatles.

Speaker 1 She liked the Beatles. Yeah, she liked the Beatles.

Speaker 1 I used to steal.

Speaker 1 My mom used to have this collection of records, and I used to take them, and we had like a record player, and I used to listen to music via that way.

Speaker 1 Did your mom ever resent your dad for traveling so much?

Speaker 1 Not really. I mean, but there was a lot of...

Speaker 1 Well, there's domestic. abuse involved.
I mean, we had a messed up, like, my dad was, I mean,

Speaker 1 you're asking me, like, why I threw him out the window. Where do you think I got that from? Yeah, for sure.
I got that from my father, dude. Like, my dad was the worst when it came to that.

Speaker 1 Well, when you say your parents are both gone, where would your mom be when he's out of town? Chilling. Chilling.
She'd be working at the stores, too.

Speaker 1 She'd co-chill. She would enable him, though.
I remember because my dad used to love,

Speaker 1 he was a beer drinker for sure, but there is a moment in our history where he didn't, he used to mix tomato juice, clemato. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 So my mom used to buy him like a big think bottle of clemato and then put like six beers in the freezer to get them nice and cold. Do you remember that? Yeah, my mom one time.
I saw my mom

Speaker 1 go to the store, come back. She lifted up the trunk of the car and she was just taking whiskey and beer and all like, she was like his supplier.
Yeah, enabling it. Stocking the fridge, you know.

Speaker 1 And I didn't find out till later, like, because my mom has a fake tooth.

Speaker 1 And I hadn't, I didn't know this. Andrew, I didn't know the story behind that.
Yeah. But he told me in my 30s, like, you didn't know that?

Speaker 1 like, my dad knocked it out, yeah, knocked it out, crazy, crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't, he remembers, I don't know, I don't remember in Minnesota, my mom and dad would tell me stories, but I don't remember completely out of it. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Jesus stuff. Oh,

Speaker 1 you're sitting there,

Speaker 1 let's talk about it. What are some so?

Speaker 1 He knocked the tooth out. You told me that, Bob.
But but also, was your dad religious or how did you even get stuck in this religious thing, Steve?

Speaker 1 Well, you know, there's other kids at my school from this

Speaker 1 group called Student Venture.

Speaker 1 Is that a cult? That sounds like a cult. No, it's just this, it's a Christian group, you know, like a cult.
Yeah, kind of like, yeah, basically. Right.

Speaker 1 But you, dude, you said something the other day that freaked me out. You go, you said, I've been studying the scriptures again.

Speaker 1 No, so what I'm doing now, because my girlfriend gave me the idea, because, you know, she

Speaker 1 her she comes from a Catholic background, but she reads the Bible like, kind of like tarot cards, where it's more like

Speaker 1 it's more like metaphorical. Like, I don't, I just, right, I'll just like, you know, like close my eyes.
It's just kind of like whatever my finger, like, whatever page I open up, I read.

Speaker 1 And then it's kind of like a daily meditation. I don't.
We're playing Warzone.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Warzone, he goes, hey, so let me do.

Speaker 1 We're playing Warzone, right? Right?

Speaker 1 In the middle of Warzone, he goes,

Speaker 1 and that's not a joke. He's just like, well, just hold up, Bob.

Speaker 1 You're a little angry right now. Hold up, Bob.
All right. Let me just turn to a page in the Bible.
Andrew.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's on some fun shit.

Speaker 1 It's on some fun shit. It wasn't some fun shit.
It's some fun shit. No, it's not fun shit.
It's just fun. So I go, okay.
It's like tarot cards to me.

Speaker 1 Okay, so the Lord, the, you know, she's just reading this fucking, you know what I mean? It's just. section of the fucking Bible.
Yeah, but it's fun. It's just fun.

Speaker 1 It's like, you know how people do tarot cards? It's kind of like that. It's just fun tarot cards.
I don't think those things are anything like that.

Speaker 1 I think one of them is you own a Bible and you read through it

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think fun would be the right word to use Steve Steve Do you do you still believe in I believe some of the religious I don't I don't believe in like Christianity.

Speaker 1 I don't believe in religion, but I do believe that there's like a loving force out there

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I believe in God. I believe because because you know, I've been going away.
I'm going on 12 years sober, man. Man, wow.
So I know that I know that it's not me,

Speaker 1 you know, doing that on my own. You know what I mean? I believe that something's helping me out in life.
You know what I mean? So

Speaker 1 because I was really bad. You know, I was bad when I was drinking and using and stuff.

Speaker 1 Steve, if your girlfriend, is she sober too? Yeah, for the most part, yeah. If she's, if she's decided to start drinking, would that bother you?

Speaker 1 No, no, like let's say we're at

Speaker 1 a function and she has a beer or two I wouldn't be mad, but if it got out of hand, then I would definitely say so. So has she done that before? No.
She's never drank in front of you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she has, but not like crazy. Yeah, yeah.
Like that. No.
She's never been drunk like.

Speaker 1 Maybe the first year when we're together.

Speaker 1 But then through,

Speaker 1 I don't know if it was because of me being an influence. Like through time, like she doesn't even drink anything.
Doesn't do anything like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you think your sobriety now has helped each other stay

Speaker 1 away from

Speaker 1 it? And now you're doing a thing where I don't know if we could cut it out if you want to, but

Speaker 1 maybe I could throw it out there.

Speaker 1 You could cut it out. Don't get angry.
You know, it's a fine. I can tell you're not.
No, no, no, no, no. I already know what you're going to bring up.
It's fine. I can talk about what's up.

Speaker 1 But I have to protect the entity itself.

Speaker 1 Okay, that'd be fine. That's fine.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 1 How many days now? 15 days. 15 days of no pornography.

Speaker 1 Wow. Wow.

Speaker 1 How bad was your problem, Steve?

Speaker 1 It wasn't that it was

Speaker 1 bad, bad. It was that

Speaker 1 I didn't like what pornography was doing to my mind. Sure, sure.
Because I realized,

Speaker 1 I mean, because, you know, we're messed up. I mean, I'm not blaming him.

Speaker 1 He definitely, I know, we have

Speaker 1 I know, I know, but you, you want, you know, don't club me into your shit. But I just remember it was a progressive thing as far as I remember younger.

Speaker 1 This is before the internet, like him having like a DVD.

Speaker 1 He had a whole like collection of them and I would take one or two and then how many

Speaker 1 three

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 he could have filled up like an amoeba record like a whole store.

Speaker 1 You know those what are those booklets?

Speaker 1 You know those booklets where you put C D's?

Speaker 1 You know those big black thick booklets?

Speaker 1 He had hundreds of those. Just collections.
Like the Beatles. Collections.
Collections. Collections.
Yeah, just collectors.

Speaker 1 Just failed.

Speaker 1 Failed. Sorry.
But the rest, hey, but Steve, Steve, let me ask you, though.

Speaker 1 So what was the reason that you quit? What was the moment? Well, I realized that...

Speaker 1 It affected just my like my relationship sex life yeah or just it just kind of like, it not only desensitized me, like, as far as, because I noticed too, like, when I was like, like, I would be on Pornhub or X videos, my searches would be a little bit more

Speaker 1 further, like, going kind of outside the box, you know? Like, what? Give us an example. Well, it started with just like PLV Doggy or, you know, something like that.
Or, you know.

Speaker 1 cream pie or you know

Speaker 1 just like your

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's standard that is that's running

Speaker 1 But then it started going into like crackhead cream pie.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'm not done there, though.

Speaker 1 So it started with that, and then

Speaker 1 it started progressing to grandma.

Speaker 1 Like grandmother stuff.

Speaker 1 Grandma cream pie. Yeah, I told everyone.

Speaker 1 I was like looking at grannies.

Speaker 1 He goes, I was looking at grandmothers. He goes, Bob.
I go, yeah. He goes, do you ever masturbate to grandmothers?

Speaker 1 To grandma. I go,

Speaker 1 like, who does? No, he goes, oh, okay. And he just hung up.

Speaker 1 So just the...

Speaker 1 the type of. Why do my grandmas? Well, I'll tell you how it makes you feel afterwards.

Speaker 1 When you're laying there

Speaker 1 and you had just ejaculated watching a grandmother

Speaker 1 getting cream pied,

Speaker 1 you don't feel so good about yourself. No, no.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't. I think you would.
Yeah. I mean, that walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up is a lot more worse than

Speaker 1 that. Especially if it's me playing in the background.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Steve Southeast.

Speaker 1 That was the lowest of the low. That was probably it.
The grand. I mean, because those are grand, I mean, grandmothers.
You don't know their history. They could be women that never got married.

Speaker 1 They're just older ladies. A lot older.
Grandmother is a lady. I mean,

Speaker 1 but these are ladies in their like late 60s to 70s. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Love too. So I realized.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But I realized when I, when it progressed to that, I'm like, I don't like this.
Yeah. I don't like

Speaker 1 what I've become and watching this type of stuff. So, yeah, I'm doing a program now.
I do a meeting every day. I don't want to like out there, you know, because of the

Speaker 1 anonymity element and

Speaker 1 aspect of it. But yeah, I'm doing,

Speaker 1 I'm recommitting myself to another 12-step program.

Speaker 1 And it has to do with this type of stuff.

Speaker 1 Well, Steve, answer me this. Did your girlfriend have something to say about it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course.
Of course.

Speaker 1 Did she approach you with it? Was like, hey, hey i don't i don't

Speaker 1 she doesn't really want to talk about that's the element i don't because yeah because you know no no i will i'll i'll talk you know vaguely about it yeah like she noticed how how it affected me in our relationship you were like hey hey where are these depends

Speaker 1 putting these dead shirts

Speaker 1 i got these dead shirts from the halloween from halloween last year you're like baby i got here's the white wig the white wig wig why the whip put it this way

Speaker 1 it got to a point it got to a point where i i realized like, oh, I just have to stop watching this stuff because

Speaker 1 it's affecting like just, you know, it's kind of fused into this relationship. And just

Speaker 1 the way I look at it. That's good.
And not only that, I think porn is...

Speaker 1 Porn is one of those silent killers, you know what I'm saying? Where you don't think...

Speaker 1 What do you like? I don't think it's a silent killer. It is to me.

Speaker 1 Steve, I think blood cancer is a silent killer.

Speaker 1 I think lymphoma is a silent silent killer. I don't think porn is a silent killer.

Speaker 1 To me, it was perspective. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I know what you mean.

Speaker 1 It got to a point where I just, yeah, so now

Speaker 1 I'm learning now

Speaker 1 to, I mean, I don't remember the last time I masturbated with just my mind.

Speaker 1 Same way.

Speaker 1 Do you understand? Isn't that weird to kind of like bring out? Like, I mean, bring up, I mean, where. But I think that's generational.

Speaker 1 I just think that's that's just what, because we're so used to having porn access, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I'm okay. I'm okay.
I don't masturbate without porn. I haven't ever.
I've never, ever done it.

Speaker 1 But I have to tell you this, because from my own experience, that, you know, because I don't do the porn thing as well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And eventually you are able to access fantasy in your mind. Yeah,

Speaker 1 and I've been doing that. And that's healthier, I think.
I think that's healthier. Well, you don't know what I'm thinking about.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because it's left little seedlings, you know, like little Hansl and Gretel crumbs are in his brain of what he used to know.

Speaker 1 I think that what's happening to me, I don't think, you know, because I take it day by day, but I want to get to a point where I

Speaker 1 start to rewire my brain. That's what it does, yeah.
Yeah, I want to get to a point where it just starts rewiring where I'm not relying on that to

Speaker 1 for arousal.

Speaker 1 That's what we were trying to do with Bob and smoking, but that didn't really work.

Speaker 1 Did you give me a birthday present?

Speaker 1 It's coming in the mail. It should be here in a few days.
You'll like it. You're really going to like it.

Speaker 1 It took a lot of time and effort i know to think about this i know but can i ask you something yeah couldn't you have done that a little bit beforehand so i could get it on time yeah i apologize but you're not but when it when it arrives you you're gonna be stoked you're gonna be stoked what is it i don't want to say what is you'll be happy to tell us what it is tell us what i don't like surprises you know that because if you come out i don't want it because it's gonna own it it doesn't matter i'm not gonna open something and go oh my god it's a fuck out of the wow

Speaker 1 right if you just tell me what it is right now,

Speaker 1 I'll have something to look forward to. Steve, all right, could I say Steve? No, no, no, Steve, don't.
Does it mean a lot to you, the gift? Does it mean something to you?

Speaker 1 Because it does. It does.
It does. And it means.
Well, it means a lot to both of us. Okay, so

Speaker 1 can we guess? Yeah, you could guess. I like this.
I like this.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 I think it's

Speaker 1 some of your dad's ashes

Speaker 1 in the shape of

Speaker 1 a little dinosaur, like a little model dinosaur that you put on your table. no is that it no no no um

Speaker 1 that's kind of no is it your mom

Speaker 1 is it your your mom's original tooth that fell out no no no no it's not my mom's original tooth but it has to do with just me and him and something we're video games something we're into video games

Speaker 1 you're getting close i know the video game it has something to do with warzone no

Speaker 1 okay it's a video game has something to do with an rpg that we play no

Speaker 1 don't stop don't No, I like what he's doing, though.

Speaker 1 He's getting, I like what he's doing. Does it have to do with a console? Like a controller or a headpiece? No.
Okay. PS5.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Keep guessing. I like this game.

Speaker 1 Is it a custom controller? It has nothing to do with video games.

Speaker 1 And it has to do with a video game. And it has to do with also.
It's entertainment.

Speaker 1 It's entertainment. It has to do with entertainment.
Oh my god. Is it the old CD book of porn that I used to have? No.
no. No.

Speaker 1 Oh, I remember when we were moving, Kalila saw all those... She saw 15 of those fucking CD packets.

Speaker 1 She goes, is it right if I throw these away? And I went,

Speaker 1 yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 But in my, I just was on the phone. Oh, you had your favorites.
Because it's a collection. You had your favorites too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a collection.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It has nothing to do with video games. No.
All right. Does it have to do with

Speaker 1 movies

Speaker 1 and entertainment in that way? Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you got me, so you got me a movie.

Speaker 1 It has something to do with a movie or a movie.

Speaker 1 Steve, what was the best gift?

Speaker 1 You're getting closer, though. Yeah.
What was that? What was the best gift that Bob ever gave you?

Speaker 1 I've gotten him gifts in the past, but he's, because this is a, what can you get a guy that has, no, I've gotten him, I remember one year, I remember getting him a swatch watch. I went to the swatch,

Speaker 1 a swatch watch, and I got him something else. And I remember a year later, I was like cleaning his place, and then I opened up one of the things, and I saw it right.
He'd never wore the swatch watch.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Such a bad game. The game is dead.
Tell me what it is. All right.
It has to do with a shirt. What jewelry is? Tell me what it is.
All right.

Speaker 1 I got him

Speaker 1 a kingdom t-shirt. Oh,

Speaker 1 cool.

Speaker 1 He loves it, see? That's a great gift. I wish you would have told me.

Speaker 1 Well, it's too late. I wish you would have told me.

Speaker 1 God, that would have been such a surprise.

Speaker 1 What a surprise. I'd open it up.
That would have been a fuck. He really thought it through this time.
Yeah, that would have been such a nice surprise for that capture.

Speaker 1 You literally should have told me. I was just kidding when I was doing it, by the way.
Why did you tell him? This is so convincing. He was so convincing.
Should not have told me.

Speaker 1 That was what he's getting. Well, you know what makes it.

Speaker 1 I hear George laughing, so

Speaker 1 that makes it. You want to talk about the show? What show? Kingdom? Yeah, let's talk about it.
I know you haven't seen it, Andrew. Have you seen it? Yeah, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 And I know you don't want to talk about it. We have to talk because he's interested in it.
No, it's fine. Yeah, I just haven't seen it.
So go ahead. So

Speaker 1 Kalala, for a couple of weeks, she's like, you know, we should watch this Netflix show called Kingdom. It's a Korean show.
And it's about

Speaker 1 the old days of Korea. And it has to do with other elements, like horror elements.

Speaker 1 And I go, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it.
And then one day she just said it enough where I went. So I watched one.

Speaker 1 After I watched one, I watched like three or four in a row, right? Yeah. And I told my brother about it.
And my brother goes, I'll try it. He sees five minutes of it.
And he goes, it sucks.

Speaker 1 I'm not watching it. It's boring.

Speaker 1 Did you not?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 in my defense, I

Speaker 1 didn't know it was like a period piece. It's like, because it's set in old Korea, like when they had clans and shit like that.
Like old school Korean,

Speaker 1 that timeline. So it was hard for me just because my Korean's bad.
Because, you know, you have to read, you know, I have to read subtitles. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I was kind of like, and I started at like three or four in the morning.

Speaker 1 So I was kind of like, it was hard for me to, because there's a lot of build up until like the like real fun shit starts happening. So I was like, I didn't like.

Speaker 1 I should have watched it long, like I turned it off because I was like, it was hard for me to like keep my attention. But then, and then, but then we're playing Warzone.

Speaker 1 He goes, why didn't you finish it? You should have, it gets better. So I gave it another chance.

Speaker 1 And once I made it past, if you can make it pass through the first half of the first episode of the first season, whatever, then it's all just, you're coasting. It gets good.
It gets good. I love it.

Speaker 1 What do you love about it?

Speaker 1 I like it because, first of all, I love zombie. Anything zombie related, I like.
Like, I love like the 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks. I like all those movies, even the vampire movies.
And

Speaker 1 it has to do with that, but then it has to do with, like I said, it takes place in old Korea, and there's like clans involved.

Speaker 1 And it kind of reminds me, I'm not comparing it to Game of Thrones in the sense that, like, as far as the story, but as far as

Speaker 1 the way, you know, like intricacies of

Speaker 1 like Game of Thrones, there's always a house pitting against another house. There's always manipulation.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like chess, right?

Speaker 1 And so there's those elements involved with Kingdom. And that's why I like it because I never knew.
Highly recommend it. I never knew what this other clan was up to.

Speaker 1 And just the story behind

Speaker 1 how this plague got started is very interesting. It has to do with this resurrection plan.

Speaker 1 I know, but I mean, that's not giving anything away. But it has to do with...
There's a story behind that as well.

Speaker 1 it's a different device in how people become zombies, which I thought was good. Yeah, there's a different twist.

Speaker 1 Usually it's about some sort of lab experiment going wrong or like, you know, or it has to do with like, you know, demonic forces, right? This was a different kind of

Speaker 1 a way and also a believable way, you know, people would

Speaker 1 turn into a zombie. So it's, it's a really cool show.
And then the characters, there's good,

Speaker 1 the characters you, you kind of identify, you, you, like, you kind of like pick your favorites like you know and there's one there are characters that you you want disposed like

Speaker 1 you as a zombie

Speaker 1 I would be ferocious. No, you would be sleeping I would be you would be sleeping during the night and day underneath those rocks

Speaker 1 For 20 years kids would just run by the rock and I was and you're just laying there looking at them and they're like look at that lazy

Speaker 1 I need my sleep. I know yeah

Speaker 1 I just remember when I wasn't that way in high school when I had normal sleeping hours, and I remember he would be in the living room watching these comedy specials, and he would like,

Speaker 1 stay up with me. Hey, you know, because he would watch all these specials

Speaker 1 or we would watch Hollywood Shuffle or it would be something. And he'd be like, hey, Steve, no, come watch this with me.

Speaker 1 And then I would start staying up for that. And then it just, that got.
progressively worse just me it's not my fault it's not your fault you did have a little bit of an influence on it

Speaker 1 well you know i started back then but then when i you know it got worse sleeping i love sleeping if i don't get sleep i'm like a nightmare i'm a nightmare yeah i need like eight to twelve hours

Speaker 1 jules you think i sleep does she sleep she sleeps with her eyes open how many hours yeah just she'll sleep anywhere and she could be standing again just standing dancing and be sleeping see i can't do that yeah she could sleep anywhere right

Speaker 1 And she has a disease. I think we have to go to the doctor.
Where she could sleep anywhere? She could sleep 16, 17 hours a day. You think she's narcoleptic? She has some sort of narcolepsy, I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you think, Jules?

Speaker 1 That's what Adikalaila thinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you talk into the mic or no?

Speaker 1 I did. You can't.

Speaker 1 You can't ripped away. Can you talk into the mic, please? Yeah.
Yeah. Get closer? Ask? Yeah.
Okay. Jules, Jules, how was you said you were going to skip because you had school stuff to do.

Speaker 1 How did it go?

Speaker 1 It went went well. I was with

Speaker 1 the yoga empowerment project, and I needed it to have practicum points to graduate.

Speaker 1 Extracurricular activities. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 So it was just for fun? No, it's not. It's not for fun.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 she does little things like, hey, we're doing bad friends now, and she'll kind of just roll her eyes a little bit. Do you enjoy bad friends? She'll go like, she'll go, she'll go,

Speaker 1 I do. She does.
I forgot. Yeah.
This is a nice setup, by the way. Like, this is like, wow.
When I first walked in here, I'm like, this is legit.

Speaker 1 Like, look at this place.

Speaker 1 Steve said he was surprised at how small it was, but I said, well,

Speaker 1 yeah, because when you watch it, it looks like a huge room. Like, it's cornered.
Like, I feel like even the, like, this distance

Speaker 1 on camera,

Speaker 1 like, when you watch it on YouTube, it looks like you guys have like two, like,

Speaker 1 feet

Speaker 1 separating you. Yeah, yeah, Steve.
Who's who's who would be the ultimate guest for you to get on your show?

Speaker 1 Um, god, that's

Speaker 1 the white whale. Yeah, who's the white whale that we could get for you? Well, I would love Theo back.

Speaker 1 No, no, give me a second. Yeah, I want Theo again.
Somebody that you like haven't done, that you admire, that you love.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 Sebastian, we have a cake. I haven't, I haven't got Sebastian, you fucking.
Oh, okay, but you said a dream. I mean, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, Max Holloway would be great. I can't get Max Hollywood, you fuck!

Speaker 1 Max Holloway, is that your name?

Speaker 1 The thing is, you're asking me dream gangs. No guys that we can get.

Speaker 1 What about Israel? We know Stylebender. Bobby, we talked to him last night.
Should we have him go? Yeah, that would be nice.

Speaker 1 Stylebender, yeah. Yeah, he might come.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I mean, I...
Did You guys watch him have sex? Do you see? He like literally butthumped himself. No, he didn't butthump.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I didn't watch the fight, so I don't know about that. I didn't watch it.
Watch it in slow-mo again. He butthumped him.
It's not, it's, it's,

Speaker 1 he wins, right? It's, there was so much trash talking,

Speaker 1 right?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there always is. Yeah, but there was some extra shit on this, and they've been doing it for a year.
Yeah. All this, you know, you're a low-rate Ricky Martin-looking motherfucker.

Speaker 1 And then when in the weigh-ins, right,

Speaker 1 Paulo Costa pulled out a white belt

Speaker 1 to give it to Izzy. Izzy snaps, right? So imagine all this resentment and hatred, right? And then you think it's going to go five rounds.
Not even close.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Izzy puts him out in the second round, and he still has all this energy, and he's down, he still has all this resentment, and he just says, I'm going to fuck you now. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Did he knock him out? Like, what was the

Speaker 1 temple and he got all Uzi, but he's like, you know, I think that, like, in Genghis Khan, like Genghis Khan, when they raided villages and stuff like that,

Speaker 1 and they would easily take down a village, and like, what do we do now? They have all this energy. Yeah.
Let's fuck the guys. And they just fuck the guys.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 And the guy's like, you already took my house. Why are you fucking me in the ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Extra energy. Extra energy.
Do you think he's going to be champ for a long time? Yes. Like, who could compete with that? I think Jared Kennanier has the power to take him out.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think that Robert Whitaker should have another shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But other than those two right now, there's not much. Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 Do you think Saroni should quit? Yeah.

Speaker 1 What do you guys think about Justin Gacci? Do you think he has a shot in beating Khabib?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I think, this is my prediction. I think that Gacey could do it.
Okay. I think he, dude, he's a monster.
Not always is he a monster. He's a monster.
He could beat a monster. Ferguson.
I mean, look.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 Ferguson is tough. Tony's tough.
Right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Tony just keeps coming.
He doesn't.

Speaker 1 He's dead, but he's coming, right? Gage's got the X factor. Gage's just like

Speaker 1 he's got an X factor where you can't team. Destroy Tony.
He just has it. He has it.
He has it. I think if anyone has the skill set, right, it's also hard to take Gage down.
I know they say Khabib is.

Speaker 1 D1 wrestler. D1 wrestler.
All-American. All-American.
All-American. I mean, that's different different than Russian wrestling or what Khabib, how Khabib wrestles.
But of gay.

Speaker 1 Eastern Europeans are out of their fucking monsters, too. There's something else inside of them.
I know. Eastern Europeans are special people when it comes to.

Speaker 1 Did you ever, did you, for people that don't even follow any of this stuff and don't know, did you ever see Bobby get into a fist fight, Steve? Yes.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite Bobby fist fight?

Speaker 1 Derek Oliver.

Speaker 1 Say it.

Speaker 1 Say it.

Speaker 1 I'm

Speaker 1 going to. Come on, Steve.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Wait, hold on, hold on.
Hold up, first of all. No, hold on.
If you want me to tell you the story, he's going to look like a fool.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm going to say this, okay? He's

Speaker 1 looking at his face already.

Speaker 1 Okay, if he tells a story, we're going to have a very big problem.

Speaker 1 Why? Okay, all right. I don't want to make him look like a fool.

Speaker 1 Come on, Bob. Let him tell the story.
Who cares?

Speaker 1 Bobby, you told the story about when you left that state, you had to start drinking and using drugs. It's only fair.
Flapping your arms.

Speaker 1 It's embarrassing. All right, tell them what happened.
That was the, okay, you know how I told you, you know,

Speaker 1 Andrew, you know how I told you that story of how proud I was during that wrestling match?

Speaker 1 Well, this fight made me feel the opposite.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 there's these kids. I was friends with his younger brother.
There's this household, Derek Oliver, which which was his age,

Speaker 1 and David Oliver. I was friends with David.
They had a fight. I don't know how it progressed to this fight.
They're like, meet me at the yard above where I live. At what time? Like 4:30.
After school.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Right.
And everyone shows up. Everyone shows up,

Speaker 1 and he just got his ass kicked.

Speaker 1 He was getting pounded. My mom had to save him.

Speaker 1 So thank God for my mom. My mom happened to drive by

Speaker 1 and see the kids and she goes, yeah,

Speaker 1 either I, you know, like it was embarrassing. I was just like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Bobby, what went wrong? What did you do in the fight? That was such a

Speaker 1 fuck up.

Speaker 1 I didn't think that he would fight.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, you were better than that. This is the reason why.

Speaker 1 This is why you can't judge a book by its cover because Oliver was he wore speedos and was on the diving

Speaker 1 and he was in band

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 smoked your ass.

Speaker 1 Bobby, did Bobby decry? Did Bobby, did you cry? Oh, I remember another time you got beat up, too. The Woodhills beat you up, too.

Speaker 1 Scott, Woodhill. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Scott Woodhill beat you up in front of Denny's.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 Bob, what happened? I don't remember that one. Who's beat him up?

Speaker 1 You were running your mouth in front of Denny's and Scott Woodhill popped you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just, you know, the Derek, I remember the Derek one because I remember not being able to sleep for like six months after that. Oh, God.
And I remember like... just the way that he was just

Speaker 1 going to school. Oh god.
I was just like, you fucking nerd. You're in band and you swim.
You know what I mean? Like swimming is a, right? And he's like, and I've been doing it for years.

Speaker 1 Like just picking on this kid. He was a good kid.
I know, I know. And then

Speaker 1 one day he just goes, all right, buddy. You know what I mean? 4:30.
You were a bully. I mean, you were a bully.
The yard. I was a bully.
The yard, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 We knew what the yard was, right? 4.30. And I go, you fucking little bitch.
I spit on him. Yeah, he was a bully.

Speaker 1 I show up at the yard and I'm like, yeah, this guy's not going to. You know what I mean? And I walk up, and the next thing I know, I'm just blacked out.

Speaker 1 I mean, I just was, I walked up to him.

Speaker 1 He hits everybody. Everybody was there.
Andrew's. And I just blacked out.
The whole school's there.

Speaker 1 I blacked out it. And I remember like being out of breath.
The whole school knew. I was like swinging at the air like I was out of breath, right? And he was just beating the shit up in his arms.

Speaker 1 He was like clapping my arms like this. It was so embarrassing.
Yeah, fuck. And then just blood all over my face.
And I came out, yeah! Swaboo! Yeah,

Speaker 1 my mom went in the car, my mom just like the car. And I'm like

Speaker 1 crawling to the fucking car. Crawling to the fucking car.
Knock on wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Imagine your mom went to because she wanted to see the fight.

Speaker 1 But you know the, Andrew, you know, the ironic thing about it is

Speaker 1 he was more like you than you know. He was more similar to you.
He was like into cool shit. Like, I remember like going into it.
Like, he was in the same type of music you were in.

Speaker 1 Like, he was a cool kid. All right.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I learned my lesson. I'm sorry.
I fucked up. What did you not like about him the most, Bobby? Was it just because you could pick on him? It was just because he was defenseless? Yeah, I think because

Speaker 1 I mean, if I analyze it now, I think

Speaker 1 because of the home life that I had, right? I just needed a place to like lash out. And I just did it to other people the way my dad would treat us and stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think eventually after the Derek Oliver incident, I was just like, I'm not doing that anymore. Yeah, you know, because I

Speaker 1 once you get into enough fist fights, it hurts and you stop.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then it's tough for him because I think just going going back to Powwe wrestling and the lineage and the camaraderie, once he we both got into that system, like there is there's no way in hell you're going to get in a like no one's going to pick a fight for you because you'll have to have a fight.

Speaker 1 Have to deal with the whole thing. Happening when I was wrestling in high school, you know know what I mean? This is

Speaker 1 a problem. No, no, if you had those, you would have beat his ass.
If

Speaker 1 you were a sophomore,

Speaker 1 thank you. Thank you.
You would have beat him. Thank you.
You would have beat him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was a kid.
I was in seventh grade. Yeah, that was amazing.
We have a special treat. George, zoom him in right now.
We have him right here.

Speaker 1 Zoom in, George.

Speaker 1 What would you say to him right now if he was here?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't even bring it up. I was just like, he's a good friend.
I'd be a friend of him too. I think you'd be friends with me.
Okay, I'm him right now.

Speaker 1 Hey, Bobby. Hey, Derek.
Man, it's been a long time. Yeah.
Yeah, it's been a really long time. Yeah, man.
And

Speaker 1 remember the fight we got in? You kicked my ass? Yeah, I beat the shit out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That was my bad. Yeah, it was your bad.
In fact, it ruined my whole life. So while you went on to be a successful, fun, cool comedian guy, I got into heroin.
And I lost your life. You beat my ass?

Speaker 1 That's you. That's on you.
No, he's probably living a normal life.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to fight in the first place. So you made me fight.
And it was embarrassing. It brought out this rage in me and hurt.
So I think you should apologize to me for me kicking your ass.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry for you kicking my ass. Thank you.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's fine. What? That's fine.
You know,

Speaker 1 you like him? Yeah, I love Andrew. What do you like about him? He's relatable, and we get along fine.
And he has more points with me because he went to AS, I mean, he went to Arizona State.

Speaker 1 He did your podcast too, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We talked about Arizona State. Isn't it amazing that he went to your place? I couldn't, I can't believe it.
Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
It's a cool, that's a cool thing.

Speaker 1 That's what a good guy is. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 I like your place, Steve. I think it's a cool little spot.
Well, I'm not going to move with rent control.

Speaker 1 It's rent control. It is? Yeah.
So they can't kick you out.

Speaker 1 Do people buy it? No.

Speaker 1 No. Wait a minute.
No, no, no. They can kick you out, but they can't raise the rent.
No. Yeah, I think that I don't know like the tenants' rights or like how that works out.

Speaker 1 How long have you lived there, Steve?

Speaker 1 Jeez.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, a long time. 14 years?

Speaker 1 15 years? How many years? 15 years. 15, 16 years.
15 years? Yeah, a long time. Dude, you got to tell me what's rent got to be at that place for 15 years.

Speaker 1 800? What? 800 bucks.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I know.

Speaker 1 That's impossible. It's impossible.
No, it's impossible.

Speaker 1 That doesn't even exist anymore. You couldn't find that if you tried.
I know.

Speaker 1 Are you the oldest tenant in the building? No, Craig's been there a little little longer than me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What does he pay? $80? No, he has a bigger place. I think he pays like just a thousand or something.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Dude, for people across the country that are listening to this that don't understand money in Los Angeles, I mean, that's unheard of.

Speaker 1 In 2020, there's no way to fucking get an apartment now in the city where you're at.

Speaker 1 It's nowhere, not under $2,000, right? There's no way. There's no way.
There's no way. There's no way.

Speaker 1 Maybe $1,700. That's fucking insane.
That's insane. Does your girl, your girlfriend doesn't live with you? No, no, no.
Yeah, she's in Walnut right now. No, but we're saving.

Speaker 1 We'll eventually get a place. Now, how are

Speaker 1 the pandemic and stuff? How are you? Because I haven't really. This is the first time I've seen my brother since the pandemic.
Yeah. I know.
It's wild.

Speaker 1 We've talked on Warzone, but and the fucking every night. Every night.
Every night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, it's depressing, you know? I don't know what else to say. It's just, you know,

Speaker 1 I get jealous of you. What?

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? Well, we play Warzone.

Speaker 1 I'm not good, dude.

Speaker 1 I know but last night when you got four kills I got zero I got a collateral you got a collateral that's the first time so a collateral is when you beat I think their whole team out or three or four at once or something like that so when you beat everybody yeah wipes that team walked I think I wiped a team out what did we do Bob when I was with you what did I do I got a victory right you face the corner of a wall in a building yeah and you kind of went in a circle Yeah, so you're just kind of with a gun, just going in a circle.

Speaker 1 A couple of times you go, I'm down, I'm I'm down, and he didn't

Speaker 1 pull his parapet. Andrew, all you have to do with this game, all it's repetition.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I died landing. Yeah, well, we all die landing.
No, no. You don't know.

Speaker 1 He didn't pull a shoot. His paragraph.
He didn't pull a shoot. He didn't pull a shoot.
I've done that too. Okay.

Speaker 1 I did it three times in a row. Yeah.
There's a weird thing with Warzone, though, like, because I was addicted to another video game for years called Destiny.

Speaker 1 Warzone was the game that completely ended that. Like, I've, when was the last time I...
You don't play Destiny anymore. I don't even, I, like, don't even play that.

Speaker 1 Like, that's how I only play Warzone now. Yeah.
So that's how powerful of an effect it had on me, where this one game took me out of my favorite thing I was doing for five years. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 Does your girlfriend play or no? Yeah, no, we've played like that. Yeah, we've played together.
Yeah. It was fun.

Speaker 1 When I first started playing, like, she was on her PlayStation and we'd like, yeah, we would make nights of it. Like, once a week.

Speaker 1 So now, like, you know, when Bobby's at home and he's playing, everyone else in the house is not paying attention or playing do you do when you have a night to play do you play with your girl or no yeah yeah yeah well we used to play like once a week yeah oh wow yeah we play yeah yeah yeah yeah we got like i think we've got top 10 she got three kills once you did yeah she played uh shoot the ship she got three and she got three kills

Speaker 1 i got a kill i got one kill you know you did i looked at your stats zero i got a kill i got a kill no look at the stats

Speaker 1 Bob Klakowski, zero kills. But you mentioned something interesting, too, as far as you know how like Destiny, when you open it.
She got three the first time she played.

Speaker 1 I got one. I know I got one.
Like when you when you opened already been dead and you shot him when he was dead already. I shot him when he was on his way dying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but somebody had already shot him dying. But that still counts he.
He took one bullet in the shoulder. He completed the kill.
But he didn't kill the kid. He didn't get the credit.

Speaker 1 He didn't get the credit.

Speaker 1 But the thing is, going back to why I'm addicted, I think it has to do with you're saying. Like when you get a something happens when you make a kill and something flashes,

Speaker 1 there's a sound, right? It goes,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You said it's like similar to gambling or something, or slot machines when you. No, they, you know, every sound and every little nuance in the game, they're subliminal.
Sometimes it's obvious, right?

Speaker 1 Is researched, right? Well, right. Certain sounds, right? People get addicted to certain sounds.
Like the engrams, like a purple or exotic engram. Certain colors are

Speaker 1 purple, yellow, yeah. So it's like, you know, they do, you know, like Destiny, I heard they did a year of research in how people get addicted to things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Before they even started developing the game and whatnot so they do all that stuff so when you play all the look she's playing right now so when you hear this you get addicted not you you get addicted addicted to the kills but it's mostly that sound it's that you know it's modification yeah yeah endorphins are like yeah serotonin or something in your brain where you you get addicted to because remember i remember i was getting you when you don't get a kill how how does it make you feel see when you don't get a kill you get depressed and angry yeah you get like a withdrawals yeah you're just like like what god i'm not getting what i want yeah yeah yeah yeah and i think it has to do with that it does yeah like if i die like if i'm if i'm playing um ground war and i i die five times in a row i'll just get off the game oh i'll turn the machine off i'll turn the machine off yeah so you're not addicted to the game itself it's what it gives you it like it releases certain things in your brain serotonin levels serotonin levels yeah and you have to balance it and not play too much because it's really bad for you is it really porn so it's like porn same thing you got it's video you guys are it's video game porn i mean bobby is is literally jerking off to war zone

Speaker 1 hours and hours a day. It's just you're masturbating with your mind and not your penis.
It's just, you know, in the pandemic. Dude, you're right.
I know, but it's like, it's a good idea.

Speaker 1 But what do we do? It's pen. I mean, what do we? It's like there's nothing to do.

Speaker 1 Here's a fix. Here's a fix.

Speaker 1 Divide up the video game. Read a book.

Speaker 1 Read a book.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could read like the idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Or a hide waiting.

Speaker 1 You know what? It's just my... You can read.
It's my reward.

Speaker 1 If I get something, like, let's say I get finished editing something or I do something and I get something done, then my reward at this time after 10, oh, I get to play Warzone with my brother.

Speaker 1 You know, it's like this thing. It's like how some people have

Speaker 1 to do it at the end of the day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not for Bobby, though. Bobby just does it whenever he plays.
You play, though, before I even play with you, right? Aren't you playing since seven? Like, what's your schedule like?

Speaker 1 He plays for six fucking hours straight. He does.

Speaker 1 Yes. So when do you start playing for real?

Speaker 1 I got up today at around 1.30. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I grabbed a coffee from the

Speaker 1 iced coffee. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I kind of wandered downstairs, just looking around.

Speaker 1 I was just looking around for things. You know what I mean? You play.
And I just. In the morning? And I ended up 1.30.
It's the afternoon. But you're playing at 1.

Speaker 1 And I just kind of just see if my Xbox is still working or my PlayStation. It's on all the way.
You have to see it because, you know what I mean? Just in case. Just in case.
I put it on. Just in case.

Speaker 1 And it boom wars on.

Speaker 1 You know what? I I might as well since I'm here

Speaker 1 you have nothing else I play like I'll play for five six hours he plays that much and you'll have dinner with the ladies right and then and then he plays again and then at night I'll play a couple hours with you that's why oh that's why you get off at like midnight yeah that's because you had already played five six

Speaker 1 if I if I play past midnight or one in the morning

Speaker 1 I know that I'm going to hear it. Does Kalila get on your ass, Bob? Yeah, so it's like I have to get off.

Speaker 1 but you what you need to do like steve said you see steve's figured it out for himself he does a few things that make him satisfied and then he goes okay my reward so show off more to kalila that you're doing something so your reward is more obvious so you go if she's like hey you're playing again too much and then go but i i cleaned up the xyz or what i cleaned up the house or da da da then you can say this is my reward instead of just playing for fucking 12 hours like

Speaker 1 the thing about you because i know you guys are doing well with your podcasts your platforms you make enough money but with like with him, I'll give you an example.

Speaker 1 He could like break out his phone or do like a vlog on like a house tour or like him swimming. You know what I'm saying? People just want to see him do his shit.
You know what I mean? Next week.

Speaker 1 Like more content.

Speaker 1 I'd like you to deliver the show a house tour from your phone. Okay.
Like people, that would get so many hits.

Speaker 1 Like if you just give a house tour or like here is me swimming or Bobby, show them where you live and put your address in there.

Speaker 1 No, I wouldn't do that, but just him like

Speaker 1 doing a trip him driving somewhere. People would watch that.
Don't you think? People just want to see any kind of content, I think. Yeah, they do.
I know you don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 You make enough with the do the both podcasts. You don't need to do that.
Oh, he's getting defensive.

Speaker 1 I'm fine.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, like, it's not like I'm just going to just defend myself real quick. Yeah.
Oh, go ahead. Yeah.

Speaker 1 May I? Or? No, no, no. I'm fine.

Speaker 1 I'm in America. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1 So, um,

Speaker 1 I have two podcasts I do. I know, I know you make a lot of money.
No, no, no, no, no, I didn't say that. Okay, okay.
Did I fucking say that? No, no, no, but. Did I fucking say that? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 So, um, I have two podcasts that I do, right? Religiously, there's not ever a time where it doesn't come out at the right time. And then the second thing is, um, uh, you know, I

Speaker 1 no big deal, but I sold a show.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know how many people in

Speaker 1 I know where you're going. I know where you're going.

Speaker 1 No, I haven't gotten there yet. Okay, okay, okay.
I haven't gotten there. Okay, that's all right.
So, I know in a pandemic, no, but just hear me out. Okay.
All right. It's not a big deal.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It is a big deal. It's not that big of a deal.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
No, in a pandemic, you know, I went just through Zoom,

Speaker 1 went to every network. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 And I pitched a show that I wrote with my friend Peter. Oh, no.
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And CBS Studios took it on, and now ABC bought it, right? Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 that's not that big of a deal. It's a big deal.
It's a real big deal.

Speaker 1 Theo Vaughan and I are doing a show with Jay and Mark Dupless. Okay, okay.
Not that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 Not that big of a deal. But that is happening, right? And I've been on the phone with them.
Okay, okay. You know, and maybe I could play a little Warzone, too, on top.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So that was a very good rebuttal.

Speaker 1 Andrew, do you have anything to say to that?

Speaker 1 I don't have much to say because those are very valid, valid points. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 That's what I would say to that bullshit. Okay.
Also,

Speaker 1 you want to plug your shows? Yeah. Okay.
So, yeah, my Instagram's Q-U-A-N-G-O-U. I have my own podcast, The Stevie Weeby Show, at youtube.com/slash Stevie Weeby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it really, guys, it really helps. My brother has worked so hard.
He does it on his own

Speaker 1 because some people betrayed him earlier.

Speaker 1 It was business. Yeah, he had some weird betrayal.
It's fine. Six years betrayal going on there.

Speaker 1 If this is still in the video, it's not betrayal.

Speaker 1 But my brother really deserves. He's a funny guy.
He really deserves, you know, I mean, success and the numbers. So check out my brother's show.
Oh, and then also,

Speaker 1 I've been working hard on music. All my music's at stevieweebybandcamp.com.
I'm working on a Gene Wilder concept stir crazy album right now. Oh, great.
So that should be out in a few months.

Speaker 1 Okay, good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend.