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Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, for another episode of Bad Friends. I'm your co-host, Stevie Weeby.
No, you have the red hair. Oh, I'm your co-host, Stevie Weeby.

No.

You have the red hair.

Oh, I'm your co-host,

Andrew Santino.

Yes.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks for watching.

We have a lot of things

to discuss today.

Yeah.

Thanks for having me.

What are we talking about?

All kinds of different things.

Yeah.

War Zone.

Yeah, yeah.

What else?

The series Kingdom on Netflix.

Yes, we're going to talk about that

in detail.

We're going to talk about

all kinds of stuff

I'm going to talk about that in detail. We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff because I haven't, you know, really seen you.
Have you watched the show before? What show? The Bad Friends show? Yeah. Well, glimpses of it.
You've never seen a full one? No, I have. Glimpses.
You're a fucking liar. What do you mean? What I mean is? What do you mean? I've seen like 40 minutes.
What I mean is I know you, dude. I've seen it.
You don't know what the fuck this is. It's great banter.
It's great banter. There's chemistry between you and Santino.
I love you. I love you too.
I know. I know.
I showed up on time. I was prompt.
I was prompt. Okay, what are you saying about me?

I didn't say anything about you.

I don't want to fight you.

I don't want to fight you.

That's passive aggressive.

Just tell me.

You showed up on time.

What is that saying about me?

That you didn't show up on time.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Why?

Well, according to George, you forgot your keys. No, I can't find my keys.
Well keys well the thing about you because i'm your brother and i've known you my whole life you as far as organization and stuff you just misplace things all the time yeah correct and you um the thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different things at all at once that's That's what smart people do, right? Not all of them. But you are smart.
You're creative and brilliant in your own way. Okay, thank you.
Thank you. That feels good.
It's just the opposite. You don't have a hundred things on your mind.
Bob, you have so little things on your mind you just misplace stuff because you're not paying attention to anything. You're not over-'re not over consumed with stuff you focus on one thing at a time so the other things just go by the wayside you lose your keys because you don't think about keys or care or people that are overly organized think about too many too many things at once yeah and they panic you think about war zone boom at one time and that's it then you think about going to get cigarettes cigarettes, boom.
You don't organize your brain that way. I like the 100 things better.
I have so many things in my mind. I think that's more true than what you're saying.
Because you think that when I'm playing Warzone, the only thing I'm thinking about is Warzone? Yeah. Okay, okay.
You've gotten damn good. He's gotten damn good at Warzone.
I'm so proud. What about you? I'm so proud.
When you make those plays, dude. Oh, he makes me cry.
Woo! I know. This guy, man.
He made me cry. Remember the other night? I got a collateral.
No, not that night. I got a collateral.
I know you got a collateral. But remember when I came in, right, from the gulag? Yeah.
I only had a handgun. Oh, that was money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember I landed? So he comes back from the gulag.
Yeah, yeah. And he just jumps on a dude.
This dude had his loadout. So just to reference what a loadout, it's the best weapons that he got.
I mean, he was battling a guy with his top weapons. My brother had a little squirt pistol.
Yeah, a little squirt pistol. Yeah, yeah.
And my brother just got on him, boom, boom, elbowed him, bum, bum, and shot him all in the face. Yeah, and then you started crying.
I was so proud. I know, but why did you start crying? That's something you cry about.
I didn't cry. It was one was one of those moments you know what it remind me of when i was younger i used to watch his wrestling matches it was in the it was in the poway high gym yeah and there's there was his he had a he had a opponent from uh monta vista yeah and this guy he was this guy he wrestled was a samoan.
Yeah. But he was little.
No, he was buff. Yeah, but I'm a little, he has to be my weight class.
And so I remember they went out of bounds. And when they went back in the middle, this Samoan guy did a Bruce Lee, like, it was like the last scene in Karate Kid where, you know, Daniel versus Johnny.
Yeah. And my brother blew him a kiss.
And just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then what did I do? He blew him a kiss. Yeah, yeah.
Got in on a double leg, picked the guy up, and slammed him and beat him. And I was a kid watching on, like, I was on the side of the mat.
Just my eyes were like that was my brother what weight class were you in Bob? 105. I have a similar story for him you know what made me proud? don't talk about state no it's state it's state so my brother's ranked number 2 in the state, right? Number two in the state.
At what? In wrestling. No.
Yes. Ranked number CIF champ everything.
Wow. Yeah.
And then, so, you know, the state championship is in Stockton, California. From San Diego, that's a 10-hour drive, right? It's forever.
I take the minivan, my dad's minivan. I drive all the way up there, right? And I remember one match my god, he wrestled a guy that he beat probably 20 times you know, in the past just completely destroyed and my brother got so nervous that this guy that my brother beat 20 times, picked my brother up slammed my brother in his head, my brother laid there on the mat, blood all over his face, and my brother's crying with snot bubbles and blood in his face, right? And he loses, and he gets kicked out of state.
And then I got back in the minivan, and I drove home. That's it, thanks for having me.
No, no, no. Put your thing back down.
Did that not happen? I was thinking, I was hoping you would bring up my CIF win. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I did win because I did win county three years in a row. Andrew, I won county.
You won five counties. I won San Diego section three years.
He was amazing. So I was hoping you would bring that story up.
Oh, I didn't know which one you wanted to say. But thanks for bringing up the reason why I started drugs and alcohol.
Steve, how come you didn't wrestle in college? Because I was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament. I was in such a deep depression because of failure and remorse.
Because of the story that Bobby just told you? Yeah, because of the story that my brother just said on this huge platform. That, you know, I was getting letters from colleges, Andrew.
You know, Cornell hollered at me. I mean, I remember getting a letter.
Cornell sent like sent a letter like my sophomore year yeah and um I just I was done I was so what happened my brother was a Christian my brother was like you know do you ever see the movie seven yes yeah yeah he was Kevin Spacey's character okay he would clip out right he would a Bible, clip out verses, and then paste it on the walls. No, I didn't clip them from the Bible itself.
I would write passages from the Bible on poster boards. There's a difference.
All right. There's a difference.
I think that's creepier, and so you, you walked in this room, it was like just this neon fucking cross on the wall.

You know what I mean?

A single bed.

I mean, just creepy shit.

Right.

Yeah.

And my brother would like, you know, come on, Bob, uh, pray with me.

Oh, dude, I was warped.

What are you laughing at?

Andrew?

Yeah.

He goes.

I was warped.

Warped.

Pray with me, dude.

Let's talk about.

Until, I mean, I was warped until that night.

I almost got possessed by like 15 spirits. Yeah, yeah.
He got possessed by 15 spirits. Wait a minute.
Time out. Hold on.
When you say you were warped from religion, what did that have to do with you not end up going to college to wrestle? Because I'll tell you what happened. Okay.
Yeah. That's a good question.
Here he is, straight A student, born again Christian, right? Never done anything wrong in his life. The day after he got back from state, he became a fucking drug addict.
40s and blunts. I wanted to just cash out.
Yeah, I was just, I wanted to exit. Wow.
Yeah. Oh, wait, keep in mind that the kid, remember Michael Colomar, the kid from Rosemead that beat me? Oh, yeah, yeah.
I ended up going to Arizona State. This kid ended up wrestling at Arizona State.
He was their main 118 pounder. So it was kind of like my past followed me.
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like, what were the odds of that? Did you ever party with that guy or hang out with him at all? I saw him at a chicken wing place once and I was playing a game and I was nervous because he walked by me and I was playing this karate.
I was playing some game and I was doing really bad and I felt like I was failing at that too. And I was sweating.
And I was just waiting for my chicken chicken wings. And me and they're staring at me.
Yeah, yeah. Kind of like, I beat you back then and you're horrible at this video game as well.
Yeah, yeah. And also, look at where you are in life.
He's probably looking at you. I don't care.
I like my life. I love it.
I have my own platform. No, no, not then.
Not now. What do you mean? Then? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. You're killing it now.
I was at the dorms just with the homies just skateboarding around campus. Oh, yeah.
Steve, will you tell me one of the prayers that you made Bobby say with you when you were little boys? I just remember one of the songs. Yeah, sing the song.
Let's hear it. Our God is an awesome God.

He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power, and love.

Our God is an awesome God.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Our God is an awesome God.

He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, love. Love our God is an awesome God.
We drink the blood of little men. Our God is an awesome God.
We kill people and we keep their secrets. Our God is an awesome God.
Steve, did you ever, did Arizona say, because you know we're both ASU. I know.
That blew my mind when I found that out. That blew my mind when finding out you and Brody were there.
So it shouldn't. But Steve, did you ever try to walk on? Because they had walk-on times.
Yeah, well, there's one instance where I met their 105 pounder. I mean, the lowest weight, there's 118, 125, but there's this little phenom.
He was their freestyle world team member or Sunkist Kids member that wrestled with the main team. I don't know how I met him, but I mentioned in passing, like, I used to wrestle at blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, well, I need a workout partner. So I didn't have shoes or nothing.
I mean, I met him at the, you know, I mean, I'm out of shape. I'm smoking Newports.
I just showed up. And, dude, I put, you know, and I was, I haven't wrestled in years.
But I ended up taking the guy down quite a few times. Like, I still was taking the guy down.
And I remember one of the guys, one of the Olympians, Tim Vanny, was there watching. Yeah.
And then, but then that was like the last kind of. Tim Vanny, he'd go, well, good skills, kid, or what? Yeah, he didn't say anything.
He was just kind of, it was kind of like, remember how like you and Byron Scott would have like a wrestle-off and just Toretto was there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like that. It was like a secret.
That guy, that kid, Byron Campbell. Oh, stud.
His fucking forearms. Stud.
One time he had his forearms on my face like this, right? Leg riding stud. And I could hear crunches.
Crunches. He was a Gumby.
My cheeks were crunching, bro. His forearms like that.
Oh, my God. I was like, I'm done wrestling.
People don't realize my brother was set to be a varsity 105. Like he was going to wrestle varsity his senior year.
What happened? Branstetter asked you, you're about 125 pounds. And he's like, we need a 105 pounder.
Yeah. And you're like, nope.
I'm going to rehab. Yeah.
Or I'm focused. He goes, I'm going to focus on my sobriety.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't that crazy how you remember people's names? What was the name of the kid with the big forearms? You said it. Byron Campbell.
He ended up wrestling for Palomar. Very talented kid.
And then he's like coaching now. Yeah, yeah.
But it's always first and last name that etched into your brain. Yeah, we know.
Tony Matusi. Tony Matusi, bro.
Do you remember? Tony Matusi, bro. His face, I mean, he looked 90.
He was like this little Italian stallion. Yeah, yeah.
Rocky Balboa just. He was one of those people, like, he had, like, ball hairs when he was, like, in sixth grade.
Yeah, he had ball hairs. But he also, like, had a disease or something because he had a full-blown mustache.
Like a man's face. And a receding hairline, right? He was 40.
And he was super buff and he was like, he looked like he was 40. He could have been 40.
He was a Rocky Balboa Italian stallion. Yeah, he was fucking so strong.
And I remember... That was just a 40-year-old.
Yeah, yeah. Could have been, yeah.
So he was my weight. He was 98 pounds his senior year.
And it was one of those things when in the eighth or ninth grade, they go, Lee, we need you to show up at the workout room at this time. You took them down, remember? Yeah.
And I just remember. You took them down.
They were trying. They were hazing me because I was the next kid up.
Yeah. So they're like, all right, Tony, wrestle Steve.
And I remember I was keeping a very low stance and he was getting mad because he was getting frustrated because I was headbutting. He kept going, you're just like your brother.
I kept headbutting this kid. And he kept saying that.
You're just like your brother. You're just like your brother.
I love headbutting. Yeah.
Not full-blown, but you just... Andrew, he taught me that.
Yeah, yeah. Well, look, there's always the dirty little secrets in every sport.
So in wrestling, was that your go-to? Well, the reason why I did that because when we were younger, we used to wrestle in my parents' bedroom. Yeah.
We had a little square carpet area training he was training me it was a square but you couldn't go into the living room or like anywhere else do you remember that time that I threw you out the window and you knocked you knocked me out so my brother my brother has a temper you knocked me out. So my brother, yeah, so my brother, we're wrestling.
My brother has a temper. You knocked me out.
Just like my dad. No, this is your fault.
You almost broke my nose. You almost broke my nose.
Okay, can I finish what you did, though? Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.
We're wrestling, you know, and it's, you know, brothers wrestling, you know? Yeah. But it gets to a point where you can see my brother snap.
Like, his eyes become dead. Oh, yeah dead and he can't think.

So he just goes, yeah?

I go, yeah!

And he goes, take this!

And he threw me out the window. My arm dragged you out the window.

And so the window crashes.

Half my body is out of the window.

His arm is...

Shards of glass on my...

I'm not kidding you.

His arm was out of the window.

We broke the window

of my parents' bedroom.

Like this, right? And so then I just got out. blood everywhere.
And I just woke up to him and I go, tap! Right in the fucking face. He almost broke, he broke my nose.
I almost broke his nose. Yeah.
Wait a minute. Did you get cut up from the window? Yeah, his arm was bleeding because I shucked him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did an arm drag and I, his, we broke the window of my parents' bedroom.
It was a big window. You're wrestling in your mom and dad's room, which is weird and gross.
Go ahead. And what happened? And then I shucked him out the window because I snapped.
And then he came back in and he almost broke my nose. Yeah.
But when you guys used to train up there in the room, did your mom and dad not care? They didn't know that you guys were wrestling. They're never home.
My dad was always working. He had like five stores.
He was in Riverside or Mara Mesa. He was somewhere.
Or he had a store in Sacramento. Yeah, he was always traveling.
Did you guys ever think he had a second family? No, no. But he was a workaholic.
He worked his ass. He was working all the time.
My dad's a kind of guy. You saw his place in Sacramento, right? No, I saw his place in Chandler, Arizona.
But he had an apartment, right? Oh Oh my god, Andrew. He had this apartment he was running out in Chandler, Arizona, and it was like this hut.
It was like there was like a hot place. There was nothing in there.
There was flies in there. There was like just one janky ass mattress Yeah, yeah.
No bed frame. One razor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one toothpaste thing.
Yeah, yeah. Just like one toothbrush.
My dad's like a refugee. He's like a hostage.
Yeah, it was like refugee shit. He's never seen a movie in his life.
No. He's never seen a TV show.
He liked Rocky. I think he watched Rocky.
I don't know. I don't think so.
Or maybe Rocky. Or maybe Rocky Yeah Rocky Yeah But like he's never If you go What about your mom Name me one song My dad would go I don't know another song She does nothing He doesn't even know what music is Nothing real He worked But your mom What? Your mom does Yeah she liked the Beatles My mom had all the Beatles albums She liked the Beatles Yeah she liked the Beatles I used to steal Right My mom used to have this collection of records.
And I used to take them. We had a record player.
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Did your mom ever resent your dad for traveling so much? Not really. I mean, but there was a lot of, well, there's domestic abuse involved.
I mean, do we had a messed up? Like my dad was, I mean, you're asking me, like, why I threw him out the window. Where do you think I got that from? Yeah, there you go.
For sure. I got that from my father, dude.
Like, my dad was the worst when it came to that. Well, when you say your parents were both gone, where would your mom be when he's out of town? Chilling.
Chilling, bro. She'd be working at the stores, too.
She'd go chilling. She would enable him, though.
I remember because my dad used to love... He was a beer drinker, for sure, but there was a moment in our history where he used to mix tomato juice, Clamato.
So my mom used to buy him a big blottle of Clamato and then like six beers in the freezer to get them nice and cold.

Do you remember that?

Yeah.

My mom went to,

I saw my mom.

Yeah.

Go to the store,

come back.

She lifted up the trunk of the car and she was just taking whiskey and

beer and all like,

she was like his supplier.

Yeah.

Enabling him.

Stocking the fridge,

you know?

And I didn't find out till later,

like,

cause my mom has a fake tooth and I hadn't, I didn know this andrew i didn't know the story behind that yeah but he told me in my 30s like you didn't know that like my dad knocked it out yeah knocked it out crazy crazy like i didn't he remembers no i didn't know i don't remember my mom and dad would tell me stories i don't remember completely out of it yeah jesus stuff oh yeah yeah you're sitting there let's talk let's talk about it what are some so he not a minute he knocked the tooth out you told me that bob but but also was your dad religious or how did you even get stuck in this religious thing steve well you know there's other kids at my school school from this group called Student Venture. Is that a cult? That sounds like a cult.
No, it's just this, it's a Christian group, you know, like a... Cult.
Yeah, kind of like, yeah, basically. Right.
But you, dude, you said something the other day that freaked me out. You go, you said, I've been studying the scriptures again.
No. So what I'm doing now, because my girlfriend gave me an idea, because she comes from a Catholic background.
But she reads the Bible kind of like tarot cards, where it's more like metaphorical. I'll just close my eyes.
It's just kind of like whatever page I open up, I read. And then it's kind of like a daily meditation.
We're playing Warzone. We're playing Warzone, he goes, hey, so let me do...
We're playing Warzone, right? In the middle of Warzone, he goes... That's not a joke.
He's just like, just hold up, Bob. You're a little angry right now.
Hold up, Bob. Alright? Let me just turn to a page in the bible Andrew No Yeah yeah yeah But it's on some fun shit No no no It's on some fun shit It wasn't some fun shit It's some fun shit No it's not fun shit It's just fun So I go okay It's like tarot cards to me Okay so The The lower The You know She's just reading this fucking You know what I mean It's just Section of the fucking bible Yeah but it's fun It's just fun It's not fun It's like you know how people do tarot cards It's kind of like that It's just reading this fucking, you know what I mean? It's a section of the fucking Bible.
Yeah, but it's fun. It's just fun for you.
It's like, you know how people do tarot cards? It's kind of like that. It's just fun tarot cards.
I don't think those things are anything like that. I think one of them is you own a Bible and you read through it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think fun would be the right word to use.
Steve, do you still believe in some of the religious things? i don't i don't believe in like christianity i don't believe in religion but i do believe that there's like a loving force out there so that yeah like i i believe in god i believe because because you know i've been going away i'm going on 12 years sober man man wow so i know that i know that it's not me you know doing that on my own you know i mean? I believe that something's helping me out in life. You know what I mean? Sure, dude.
Oh, my God. Because I was really bad.
I was bad when I was drinking and using. Steve, if your girlfriend, is she sober too? Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
If she's decided to start drinking, would that bother you? No. Let's say we're at a function and she has a beer or two.
I wouldn't be mad. But if it got out of hand, then I would definitely say something.
Has she done that before? No. She's never drank in front of you.
Yeah, she has, but not like crazy. Yeah, yeah.
Like that, no. She's never been drunk like.
Maybe the first year when we're together. But then through, I don't know if it was because of me being an influence.
Through time, she doesn't even drink. Doesn't do anything like that.
Yeah. Do you think your sobriety now has helped each other stay away from...
Oh, yeah. For sure.
And now you're doing a thing where... I don't know if we could cut it out if you want to, but maybe I could throw it out there.

You could cut it out.

Don't get angry.

Yeah, that's fine.

I can tell you.

No, no, no, no.

I already know what you're going to bring up.

It's fine.

I can talk about it.

But I have to protect the entity itself.

Okay, that's fine.

The entity is going to be protected.

That's fine.

That's fine.

What is it?

What is, he's, how many days now?

15 days. 15 days of no pornography.
Wow. Wow.
How bad was your problem, Steve? It wasn't that it was bad, bad. It was that I didn't like what pornography was doing to my mind.
Sure. Because I realized, I mean, we're messed up i mean i'm not blaming him don't he definitely i know we have nothing to do i know i know but you you want you don't clump me in with your shit but i just remember it was a progressive thing as far as i remember younger this is before the internet like him having like a DVD he had a whole like collection of them and I would take one or two and then three you he could have filled up like an amoeba record, like, a whole store.
I mean, he had, you know those, what are those, booklets? You know those booklets where you put CDs? You know those big, black, thick booklets? He had hundreds of those. Just collections.
Like the Beatles. Collections.
Collections. Collections.
Yeah, just collectors. Just filled.
Filled. Sorry.
But the rest. Hey, but Steve, let me ask you, though.
What was the reason that you quit? What was the moment? Well, I realized that it affected just my relationship. Sex life? Yeah.
It just kind of like it not only desensitized me like as far as because I noticed too like when I was like I would be on Pornhub or X videos my searches would be a little bit more further like going kind of outside the box. Like what? Give us an example.
Well it started with just like POV doggy or something like that.

Or, you know, cream pie or, you know, just like your – I don't know if that's standard.

That is.

That's running the mill.

Okay.

But then it started going into like crackhead cream pie.

So –

I'm sorry I'm not done there though so it started with that, and then it started progressing to grandma. Like grandmother stuff.
Grandma cream pie. I was like looking at grannies.
I was looking at grandmothers. He goes, Bob.
I go, yeah. He goes, do you ever masturbate to grandmothers?

To grandmas.

I go, no.

Like, who does?

No.

He goes, oh, okay.

And he's hung up.

So just the type of.

Why do you like grandmas?

Well, I'll tell you how it makes you feel afterwards.

When you're laying there and you had just ejaculated watching a grandmother getting cream-pied, you don't feel so good about yourself.

No.

I wouldn't think you would.

I mean, that walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up is a lot more worse than I would.

Especially if it's still playing in the background.

Yeah.

Steve, so what was the lowest of the low?

That was probably it.

the worse than I would. Especially if it's still playing in the background.
Yeah. So what was the lowest of the low? That was probably it.
I mean, because those are grandmothers. You don't know their history.
They could be women that never got married. They're just older ladies.
A lot older. Grandmother is like they have grandkids.
But these are ladies in their late 60s to 70s. Yeah, I know.
They need love too.

So I realized when it progressed to that, I'm like, I don't like this. I don't like what I've become and watching this type of stuff.

So, yeah, I'm doing a program now.

I do a meeting every day.

I don't want to out the, you know, because of the anonymity element and aspect of it.

But yeah, I'm doing – I'm recommitting myself to another 12-step program when it – and it has to do with this type of stuff. Well, Steve, answer me this.
Did your girlfriend have something to say about it? Yeah. I mean, yeah, of course.
Of course. No, no, no.
Did she approach you with it? Was like, hey, I don't like it. Yeah, yeah.
That's the element that he doesn't really want to talk about. That's the element I don't because – We'll cut that out.
Yeah, because, you know, no, no. I will – I'll talk, you know, vaguely about it.
Yeah, like she noticed how it affected me in our relationship. Well, you were like, hey, hey, where are these depends? Put in these dentures before I fuck you.
I got these dentures from Halloween last year. You're like, baby, I got these dentures.
Here's the white wig. Why the wet wig? Put it this way.
It got to a point where I realized, like, oh, I just have to stop watching this stuff. Because it's affecting, like, just, you know, it's kind of fused into this relationship.
The way I look at it. That's good.
And not only that, I think porn is, porn is one of those silent killers, you know what I'm saying, where you don't think, what do you laugh at? I don't think it's a silent killer. It is to me.
I think, Steve, I think blood cancer is a silent killer. I don't, I think lymphoma is a silent killer.
I don't think porn is a silent killer. To me, it was professional.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I know what you mean. I know what you mean.
It got to a point where I just, yeah, so now I'm learning now to, I mean, I don't remember the last time I masturbated with just my mind. I'm the same way.
Do you understand? Isn't that weird to kind of like bring out? Like, I mean, bring up, I mean. Yeah.
Where? But I think that's generational. I just think that's just because we're so used to having porn access, right? Yeah.
But I'm okay. I'm okay.
I don't masturbate without porn. I haven't ever.
I've never, ever done it. But I have to tell you this because from my own experience this from my own experience that I don't do the porn thing as well.
Yeah. And eventually you are able to access fantasy in your mind.
Yeah. I imagine.
And I've been doing it. That's healthier.
I think that's healthier. You don't know what I'm thinking about.
Yeah. Because it's left little seedlings.
Little Hansel and Gretel crumbs are in his brain of what he used to know I think that what's happening to me I don't think because I take it day by day but I want to get to a point where I start to rewire my brain that's what it does I want to get to a point where it just starts rewiring where I'm not relying on that for arousal that's what we were trying to do with Bob and but that didn't really work. Did you give me a birthday present? It's coming in the mail.
It should be here in a few days. You'll like it.
You're really going to like it. It took a lot of time and effort to think about this.
I know, but can I ask you something? Yeah. Couldn't you have done that a little bit beforehand so I could get it on time? Yeah, I apologize, but when it arrives, you're going to be.
You're gonna be stoked. What is it? I don't wanna say.
You'll be happy. Just tell us what it is.
I don't like surprises, you know that. God, I don't want it because it's gonna ruin it.
It doesn't matter. I'm not gonna open something and go, oh my god, it's a fucking other wow! Right? If you just tell me what it is right now, I'll have something to look forward to.
Steve, can I say... No, no, Steve, don't.
Does it mean a lot to you, the gift? Does it mean something to you? It does, and it means... Well, it means a lot to both of us.
Can we guess? Yeah, you can guess. I like this gift, I think it's some of your dad's ashes in the shape of a little dinosaur, like a little model dinosaur that you put on your table.
Is that it? No. No? No.
That's kind of no. Is it your mom's original tooth that fell out? No, it's not my mom's original tooth.
But it has to do with just me and him. Video games? Something we're into.
Video games? You're getting closer. I know.
It's a video game. It has something to do with Warzone? No.
Okay, it's a video game. It has something to do with an RPG that we play? No.
No, I like what he's doing, though. He's getting...
I like what he's doing. Does it have to do with a console? Like a controller or a headpiece? No.
Okay. PS5.
No. Keep guessing.
I like this game. Is it a custom controller? It has nothing to do with video games.
What did they do? I mean, I guess we'll talking to video games. It's entertainment.
It's entertainment. It has to do with entertainment.
Oh my god, is it the old CD book of porn that it used to have? No. I remember when we were moving, Kalilah saw all those, she saw 15 of those fucking CD packets.
Oh yeah. She goes, is it right if I throw these away? And I went, yeah, okay.
But in my, I just was on the fence. Oh, you had your favorites.
Because it's a collection. You had your favorites, too.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a collection.
Yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with video games.
No. All right.
Does it have to do with movies? Entertainment in that way? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it does.
Oh, so you got me a movie. It has something to do with a movie.
Or something else. Steve, what was the best gift? You're getting closer, though.
What was the best gift that Bob ever gave you? I've gotten him gifts in the past, but he's – because this is – what can you get a guy that has – No, I've gotten him – I remember one year, I remember getting him a Swatch watch.

I went to the Swatch – a Swatch watch, and I got him something else.

And I remember a year later, I was, like, cleaning his place, and then I opened up one of the things, and I saw it right – he never wore this watch watch. Yeah.
Such a bad game. The game is dead.
Tell me what it is. Alright, it has to do with a show.
Tell me what it is. I got him a Kingdom t-shirt.
Aww. Cool.
He loves it, see? That's a great gift.

I wish you would have told me.

Well, it's too late.

I wish you would have told me.

God, that would have been such a surprise.

What a surprise.

That would have been such a good gift.

You really thought it through this time.

Yeah, that would have been such a nice surprise.

You literally should have told me.

I was just kidding when I was doing it, by the way. Why did you tell him, Steve? This is so convincing.
He was so convincing. You should not have told him.
You should have told me. We're just kidding.
Well, you know what makes it good? I hear George laughing, so that makes it better. You want to talk about the show? What show? Kingdom? Yeah, let's talk about it.
I know you haven't seen it, Andrew. Have you seen it? Yeah, let's talk about it.
And I know you don't want to talk about, we have to talk because he's interested in it.

No,

it's fine.

Yeah.

I just haven't seen it.

So go ahead.

So Kalala for a couple of weeks,

she's like,

you know,

we should watch this Netflix show called Kingdom.

It's a Korean show.

And it's about,

uh,

old,

the old days of Korea.

And it has to do with like other elements,

like horror elements.

And I go,

I don't want to watch it.

I don't want to watch it.

And then one day she, she just said it enough where i went so i watched one after i watched one i watched like three or four in a row right yeah and i told my brother about it and my brother goes i'll try it he sees five minutes of it and he goes it sucks i'm not watching it's boring did you not well in my defense I I didn't know it was like a period piece it's like it's set in old Korea like when they had clans and shit like that like old school Korean timeline so it was hard for me just because my korean's bad because you know you have to read

you know i have to read subtitles yeah but i was kind of like and i i started at like three or four

in the morning so i was kind of like it was hard for me to because there's a lot of build up until

like the like real fun shit starts happening so i was like i didn't like i should have watched

it long like i turned it off because i was like it it was hard for me to like keep my attention

Thank you. I was like, I didn't like, I should have watched it long.
Like I turned it off because I was like, it was hard for me to like keep my attention. But then we're playing Warzone.
He goes, why didn't you finish it? You should have, it gets better. So I gave it another chance.
And once I made it past, if you can make it past through the first half of the first episode of the first season, whatever, then it's you're coasting it gets good it gets good i love it what do you love about it there i like it because i first of all i love zombie anything zombie related i like like i love like the 28 days later 28 i like all those movies even the vampire movies and uh it has to do that with that but then it has to do with like I said it takes place in old Korea and there's like clans involved and it kind of reminds me I'm not comparing it to Game of Thrones in the sense that like as far as like the story but as far as the way you know like like Game of Thrones there's always a house pitting against another house there There's always manipulation. It's kind of like chess, right? And so there's those elements involved with Kingdom.
And that's why I like it, because I never knew... I highly recommend it.
I never knew what this other clan was up to. And just the story behind how this plague got started is very interesting.
It has to do with this resurrection plant.

I know, but that's not giving anything away.

But it has to do with... There's a story behind that as well.

It's a different device

in how people become zombies,

which I thought was good.

Yeah, there's a different twist in it.

Usually it's about some sort of lab experiment

going wrong, or

it has to do with demonic forces. this was a different kind of a way and also a believable way you know people would turn into a zombie so it's a really cool show and then the characters there's good the characters you kind of identify you like you kind of like pick your favorites like you know and there's there are characters that you want disposed.
I was thinking about you as a zombie. I would be ferocious.
No, you would be sleeping. Oh, I would be.
You would be sleeping during the night and day underneath those rocks. For 20 years, kids would just run by the rock.
And you're just laying there looking at them. And they my sleep.
Look at that lazy zombie. I need my sleep.
I know. I just remember when I was in that way in high school when I had normal sleeping hours and I remember he would be in the living room watching these comedy specials and he would like, stay up with me hey you know because he would watch all these

specials or uh or we would watch hollywood shuffle or it would be something and he'd be like hey steve

no come watch this with me and then we'd and then i would start staying up for that and then it just

that got progressively worse just me it's not my fault it's not your fault you did have a little

bit of an influence on it well No, I have no fucking...

Well, you know, I started back then, but then when I, you know, it got worse.

We like sleeping.

I love sleeping.

If I don't get sleep, I'm like a nightmare.

I'm a nightmare.

Yeah.

I need like eight to 12 hours.

Look, her.

Jules?

You think I sleep?

Does she sleep?

She sleeps with her eyes open.

How many hours?

Yeah, just, she'll sleep

anywhere, and she could be standing

just standing, dancing, and be sleeping.

See, I can't do that. Yeah, she

could sleep anywhere, right?

And she has a disease. I think we have to go to the

doctor. Where she could sleep anywhere? She could sleep

16, 17 hours a day.

You think she's narcoleptic? No, she has

some sort of narcolepsy, I think, yeah. Do you think,

Jules? Um, that's what Adi Kalilah thinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you talk into the mic or no? I did! You can't take it. You can't drift away.
Can you talk into the mic, please? Yeah. Yeah, get closer.
Ask. Yeah.
Okay. Jules, how was, you said you were going to skip because you had school stuff to do.
How did it go? went well i was with um the yoga empowerment project and i needed it to have um practicum points to graduate extracurricular activity yeah yes she so it was just it was just for fun no it's not it's not for fun okay okay i mean it's it's she does little things like uh hey let we're doing Bad Friends now, and she'll kind of just roll her eyes a little bit. Do you enjoy Bad Friends? She'll go, she'll go.
I do. She does.
I forgot. Yeah.
This is a nice setup, by the way. Like, this is like, wow.
When I first walked in here, I'm like, this is legit. Like, look at this place.
Steve said he was surprised at how small it was, but

I said, well... Yeah, because

when you watch it, it looks

like a huge room.

Like, it's cornered. Like, I feel like

even the, like, this distance

on camera,

like, when you watch it on YouTube, it looks

like you guys have, like, two, like,

feet, like,

separating. Yeah.
Steve, who would be the ultimate guest for you to get on your show um god that's who could we help you get whale yeah who's the white whale that we could get for you well i would love theo back no no yeah i want somebody again somebody that you haven't done, that you admire, that you love. Sebastian? We have a cake.
I haven't got Sebastian, you fuck. But you said a dream.
All right, all right. Yeah.
Oh, Max Holloway would be great. I can't get Max Holloway, you fuck.
Max Holloway, is that what you want? Max Holloway, I never don't mind, you fuck! Give me something to help you! The thing is, you're asking me dream guests. No, guys, that we can get! What about Israel? We know Stylebender.
Bobby, we talked to him last night. Should we have him go? Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah, he might come. I don't know.
I mean, I... Did you guys watch him have sex? He literally butt-humped him.
No, he didn't butt-hump. You know what he did.
I didn't watch the fight, so I don't know that. I saw the fight.
Yeah, I didn't watch it. Watch it in slow-mo again.
He butt-humped him. It's not – It's – He wins, right? There was so much trash-talking.
Yeah. Right? There always is.
Yeah, but there was some extra shit on this, and they've been doing it for a year. Yeah.
All this, you know, you're a low-rate Ricky Martin-looking motherfucker. And then in the weigh-ins, right, Paulo Costa pulled out a white belt.
I know, I saw. To give it to Izzy.
Izzy snaps, right? So imagine all this resentment and hatred, right? And then you think it's going to go five rounds. Not even close.
Yeah. So Izzy puts him out in the second round and he still has all this energy and he's down.
He still has all this resentment. And he just says, I'm going to fuck you now.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Did he knock him out? Like what was the outcome? He hit him in the temple and he got all oozy. But he's like, you know, I think that like in Genghis Khan, like Genghis Khan when they raided villages and stuff like that and they would easily take down a village and like, what do we do now? They have all this energy.
Yeah. Let's fuck the guys! And he's like, fuck the guys.
You know what I mean? And the guy's like, you already took my house. Why are you fucking me in the ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Extra energy. Extra energy.
Do you think he's going to be champ for a long time? Yes.

Who could compete with that?

I think Jared Cannoneer has the power to take him out.

Yeah.

I think that Robert Whitaker should have another shot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But other than those two right now, there's not much.

Right, right, right.

Do you think Cerrone should quit?

Yeah.

What do you guys think about Justin Gaethje? Do you think he has a shot in beating Khabib? Because I think, this is my prediction, I think that Gaethje could do it. Okay.
I think, dude, he's a monster. Not always is he a monster.
He's a monster. He beat a monster.
Ferguson. I mean, look.
I mean, Tony's tough. Tony Ferguson is a zombie.
Tony's tough. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Tony just keeps coming.
He doesn't, you know what I mean? He's dead, but he's coming, right? Gaethje's got the X factor. And Gaethje just like has an X factor.
He's got an X factor where you can't teach that. Destroyed Tony.
He just has it. He has it.
He has it. I think if anyone has the skill set, right, it's also hard to take Gagey down.
I know they say Khabib is— D1 wrestler. D1 wrestler.
All-American. All-American.
All-American. I mean, that's different than Russian wrestling or how Khabib wrestles.
But if Gagey— Dude, Eastern Europeans are out of their fucking mind. They're monsters, too.
They have something else inside of them. I know.
Eastern Europeans are special people when it comes to... Did you ever...
For people that don't even follow any of this stuff and don't know, did you ever see Bobby get into a fist fight, Steve? Yes. What's your favorite Bobby fist fight? Derek Oliver.
Say it. Say it.
If you kill the story. Come on, Steve.
Hold on, hold If you want me to tell you the story, he's going to look like a fool. Okay, okay.
I'm going to say this, okay? Look at his face already. Okay, if he tells a story, we're going to have a very big problem.
Why? Okay, all right. I don't want to make him look like a fool, but he was a fool.
Come on, Bob. Let him tell the story.
Who cares? Bobby, you told the story about when he lost that state and he had to start drinking and using drugs. It's only fair.
Flapping your arms. It's embarrassing.
All right, tell him what happened. That was the, okay, you know how I told you, you know how I held up, Andrew you Andrew you know I told you that story of how proud I was during that wrestling match well this fight made me feel the opposite so there's these kids I was friends with his younger brother there's this household Derek Oliver which was which was his age, and David Oliver.
I was friends

with David. They had

a fight. I don't know how

it progressed to this fight.

They're like, meet me at the yard

above where I live.

At what time? Like 4.30. After school.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

Everyone shows up. Everyone shows

up, and he

just got his ass kicked.

He was getting

I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
Right. Everyone shows up.
Everyone shows up, and he just got his ass kicked.

He was getting pounded.

My mom had to save him.

So thank God for my mom.

My mom happened to drive by and see the kids, and she goes, yeah!

You know, like, it was embarrassing. I was just just like, oh my God.
Bobby, what went wrong? What did you do in the fight that was such a fuck up? I didn't think that he would fight. Oh yeah, you were better.
This is the reason why. This is why you can't judge a book by its cover because Oliver was, he wore Speedos and was on the diving team.
And he was in band. He beat your ass up, fool.
Fuck you! I told you not to tell the story! He smoked you. He smoked your ass.
Did Bobby cry? Did you cry? Oh, I remember another time he got beat up too. The Woodhills beat you up too.
Scott Woodhill. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scott Woodhill beat you up in front of Denny's. Do you remember that? Bob, what happened? I don't remember that one Beat him up You were running your mouth in front of Denny's And Scott Woodhill popped you Yeah, I just You know, I remember the Derek one Because I remember not being able to sleep For like six months after that Oh Oh, God.
Just the way that news just went around the campus.

Going to school, I was just like,

you fucking nerd. You're in

band and you swim. You know what I mean?

Like swimming is a, right?

And he's like, and I've been doing it for years.

Like just picking on this kid.

He was a good kid.

I know, I know. And one day he just goes,

all right, buddy. You know what I mean? 430.
You're a bully. You're a bully.
I was a bully. The yard, you know what I mean? We knew what the yard was, right? 4.30.
And I go, you fucking little bitch spit on him. Yeah, he was a bully, man.
I show up at the yard and I'm like, yeah, this guy's not gonna... You know what I mean? And I walk up and the next thing I know, I'm just blacked out.
I mean, I just was... I walked up to him and he...
He hits me in the face. Everyone was there.
Andrew, the whole school... The whole school's there.
I blacked out, right? And I remember being out of breath. The whole school knew.
I was swinging at the air out of breath, right? And he was just beating the shit out of me. Flapping his I was just clapping my arms like this.
It was so embarrassing. And then just blood all over my face.
And I hit my... Yeah! Salud! No, no! My mom's in the car.
And I'm crawling to the fucking car. Knock on wood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine your mom went because she wanted to see the fight.
But you know the... Andrew, you know the ironic thing about it is he was more like you than you know.
He was more similar to you. He was, like, into cool shit.
Like, I remember, like, going into it. Like, he was in the same type of music you were in.
Like, he was a cool kid. All right, I'm sorry.
I learned my lesson. I'm sorry.
I fucked up. What did you not like about him the most, Bobby? Was it just because you could pick on him? It was just because he was defenseless? Yeah, I think because of – So you thought? I mean if I analyze it now, I think because of the home life that I had, right, I just needed a place to like lash out.
And I just did it to other people the way my dad would treat us and stuff. i think eventually after the derrick oliver incident i was just like i'm not doing that anymore yeah you know because i um once you get into enough fistfights it hurts and you stop yeah and then it's tough for him because i think just going going back to poway wrestling and the lineage and the camaraderie once he we both got into that system like there's no way in hell you're going to get in a fight.
No one's going to pick a fight because you'll have to deal with the whole wrestling team. I think you've got to happen when I was wrestling in high school.
I was younger. I was in middle school.
No, no. If you had those, you would have beat his ass if you were a sophomore.
Thank you. Thank you.
You would have beat him. You would have beat him.
I was a kid. have beat him.
Yeah. I was a kid.
I was in seventh grade.

Yeah.

Well, we have a special treat.

George, zoom him in right now.

We have him right here.

Zoom him in, George.

What would you say to him right now if he was here?

I wouldn't even bring it up.

I was just like, what are you going to be friends?

I think you'd be friends with him.

Okay, I'm him right now.

Ready?

Hey, Bobby.

Hey, Derek.

Man, it's been a long time. Yeah.

Yeah, it's been a really long time. Yeah, man.
And remember the fight we got in? You kicked my ass? Yeah, I beat the shit out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was my bad. Yeah, it was your bad.
In fact, it ruined my whole life. So while you went on to be a successful, fun, cool comedian guy, I got into heroin.
Because you beat my ass? That's you. That's on you.

He's probably living a normal life.

I didn't want to fight in the first place.

So you made me fight.

And it was embarrassing.

It brought out this rage in me and hurt.

So I think you should apologize to me for me kicking your ass.

I'm sorry for you kicking my ass.

Thank you.

Okay.

Can I have my brother now?

That's fine.

What? That's fine. You like him? Do you like him? Yeah, I love Andrew.
What do you like about him? He's relatable, and we get along fine. And he has more points with me because he went to Arizona State.
He did your podcast too, right? Yeah. We had a great time.
We talked about Arizona State. Isn't it amazing that he went to your place? I can't believe it.
I didn't know that. I didn't know that it I didn't know that that's not what a good guy he is I couldn't believe it I like your place Steve I'm not going to move it it's rent control it is? so they can't kick you out do the new people buy it? no wait a minute they can kick you out but no, no.
They can kick you out, but they can't raise the rent. No.
Yeah, I think that I don't know the tenant's rights or how that works out. How long have you lived there, Steve? Jeez.
Oh, God, a long time. 14 years? Yeah.
15 years? How many years? 15 years. 15, 16 years? 15 years? Yeah, a long time.
Dude, you've got to tell me, what's rent got to be at that place for 15 years? It's like 800 bucks. 800 bucks.
What? 800 bucks. Oh, my God.
I know. That's impossible.
It's impossible. No, it's not.
That doesn't even exist anymore. You couldn't find that if you tried.
I know. Are you the oldest tenant in the building? No, Craig's been there a little longer than me.
What does he pay? $80? No, he has a bigger place. I think he pays just $1,000 or something.
Wow. For people across the country that are listening to this that don't understand money in Los Angeles.
I mean, that's unheard of. In 2020, to get an apartment now in the city where you're at, it's not under $2,000, right? There's no way.
There's no way. There's no way.
Maybe $1,700. That's fucking insane.
That's insane. Because your girlfriend doesn't live with you.
No, no, no. Yeah, she's in Walnut right now.
No. But we're saving.
We'll eventually get a place. Now, the pandemic and stuff, how are you – because I haven't really – this is the first time I've seen my brothers since the pandemic.
Yeah. I know.
It's wild. We've talked on Warzone, but...
Every night. Every night.
Every night. Yeah.
Yeah, you know, it's depressing, you know? I don't know what else to say. It's just depressing.
I get jealous of you. What? What are you talking about? Well, we play Warzone.
I'm not good, dude. I know, but last night when you got four kills, I got zero.
I got a collateral. You got a collateral? That's the first time.
So a collateral is when you beat, I think, their whole team out or three or four at once or something like that. Is that when you beat everybody? Yeah.
He wiped a team out. I think I wiped a team out.
What did we do, Bob, when I was with you? What did I do? I got a victory, right? You faced the corner of a wall in a building. And you kind of went in a circle.
So you're just kind of with a gun just going in a circle. A couple of times you go, I'm down! I'm down! And he didn't pull his parachute.
Andrew, all you have to do with this game, it's repetition. I died.
I died. You just have to play.
Yeah, well, we all die landing. No, no.
You didn't? No. He didn't pull a chute, his parachute.
He didn't pull a chute. He didn't pull a chute I've done that too I did it a bunch Three times in a row There's a weird thing with Warzone though I was addicted to another video game For years called Destiny Warzone was the game that Completely ended that When was the last time You don't play Destiny anymore.
I don't even play that. That's how...
I only play Warzone now. So that's how powerful of an effect it had on me where this one game took me out of my favorite thing I was doing for five years.
It's crazy. Does your girlfriend play or no? Yeah, we've played together.
It was fun. When I started playing like she was on her playstation and we'd like yeah we would make nights of it like once so now like you know when bobby's at home and he's playing everyone else in the house is not paying attention or playing do you do you when you have a night to play do you play with your girl or no yeah yeah we used to play like once a week yeah oh yeah we play yeah yeah yeah we got like i think we've together.
She got three kills once. You did? Yeah, she played Shoot the Ship.
She got three kills? And she got three kills. I got a kill.
I got one kill. You know, I looked at your stats, zero.
I got a kill. No, look at the stats.
Bob Glikowski, zero kills. But you mentioned something interesting, too, as far as, you know how Destiny, when you opened up...
She got three the first time she played.

I got one.

I know I got one. Like, when you opened up...

He had already been dead, and you shot him when he was dead already.

I shot him when he was on his way dying.

Yeah, but somebody had already shot him dying.

But that still counts.

He took one bullet in the shoulder.

He completed the kill.

He didn't get the credit, though.

He didn't get the credit.

He didn't get the credit.

But the thing is, going back to why I'm addicted, I think it has to do with what you're saying. Like, when you get a...
Something happens when you make a kill and something flashes. There's a sound, right? It goes...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said it's like similar to gambling or something or slot machines when you...
No, you know, every sound and every little nuance in the game, they're subliminal. Sometimes it's obvious, right? Is researched, right? Oh, right.
Certain sounds, right? People get addicted to certain sounds. Like the engrams, like a purple or exotic engram.
Certain colors. Purple, yellow, yeah.
So it's like, you know, they do, you know, like Destiny, I heard they did a year of research in how people get addicted to things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before they even started developing the game and whatnot. So they do all that stuff.
She's playing right now. So when you hear this, you get addicted to the kills, but it's mostly that sound.
It's that, you know, it releases. It's a gratification.
Endorphins are like, yeah, serotonin or something in your brain where you get addicted. Because remember, when you don't get a kill, how does it make you feel? See, when you don't get a kill, you get depressed and angry.
Yeah, you get, like, withdrawals. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just like, God, I'm not getting what I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think it has to do with that. It does, yeah.
Like, if I'm playing Ground War and I die five times in a row, I'll just get off the game.

I'll turn the machine off.

I'll turn the machine off.

Yeah.

So you're not addicted to the game itself.

It's what it gives you.

It releases certain things in your brain.

Serotonin levels.

Serotonin levels.

Yeah, yeah.

And you have to balance it and not play too much because it's really bad for you.

Is it really?

Just like porn.

So it's like porn.

Same thing.

It's video game porn.

I mean, Bobby is literally jerking off to Warzone

hours and hours a day. It's just you're

masturbating with your mind and not your penis.

It's just, you know, in the pandemic...

Dude, you're right.

But what do we...

There's nothing to do with it.

Here's a fix.

Divide up the video game.

Read a book.

We can read a book.

I could read The Idiot.

Divide up your time.

You know what? It's just my reward. If I get something, like let's say I get finished editing something or I do something and I get something done, then my reward at this time after 10, oh, I get to play Warzone with my brother.
You know, it's like this thing. It's like how some people have a drink at the end of the day.
Yeah. Not for Bobby, though.
Bobby just does it whenever he does it. You play, though, before I even play with you, right? Aren't you playing since 7? What's your schedule like? He plays for six fucking hours straight.
He does? Yes. So when do you start playing for real? I got up today at around 1.30.
Yeah. I grabbed a coffee from the iced coffee.
Yeah. And I kind of wandered downstairs just looking around.
I was just looking around for things. You know what I mean? You play in the morning? And I ended up 1.30.
It's afternoon. But you're playing at 1? And I just kind of should see if my Xbox is still working or my PlayStation.
It's on all the time. I have to see it because you know what I mean? Just in case.
Just in case. I put on.
Just in case. And then it, boom, was on.
You know what? I might as well. Since I'm here.
Yeah, why not? You have nothing else going on. I'll play for five, six hours.
He plays that much? And they'll have dinner with the ladies, right? And then he plays again. And then at night, I'll play a couple hours with you.
That's why... Oh, that's why you get off at midnight.
Because you had already played five, six hours. No, but it's not that.
It says that if I play past midnight or one in the morning, I know that I'm going to hear it. Does Kalilah get on your ass, Buck? Yeah, so it's like, i have to get off but you what you need to do like

steve said you see steve's figured it out for himself he does a few things that make him satisfied and then he goes okay my reward so show off more to khalilah that you're doing something so your reward is more obvious so you go if she's like hey you're playing again too much and then go but i i cleaned up the xyz or what i cleaned up the house or then you can say this is my reward instead of just playing for fucking 12 hours.

Yeah, the thing or dah, dah, dah. Then you can say, this is my reward instead of just playing for fucking 12 hours.
Like the thing about you, cause I know you guys are doing well with your podcast, your platforms, you make enough money, but with like with him, I'll give you an example. He could like break out his, his phone or do like a vlog on like a house tour or like him swimming.
You know what I'm saying? People just want to see him do his shit.

You know what I mean?

Next week, I'd like you to deliver the show

a house tour from your phone.

Okay?

Like people, that would get so many hits.

Like if you just give a house tour or like here,

me swimming or-

Bobby, show them where you live

and put your address in there.

No, I wouldn't do that,

but just him like doing a trip, him driving somewhere. People would watch that, don't you think? People just want to see any kind of content, I think.
I know you don't need to do that. You make enough with both podcasts.
You don't need to do that. Oh, he's getting defensive.
I'm fine. I'm just saying like – it's not like I'm just going to defend myself real quick.
Yeah. Oh, go ahead.
Yeah. May I? No, no, no.
I'm fine. I'm in America.
Yeah, go ahead. So I have two podcasts I do.
I know. I know you make a lot of money.
No, no, no. I didn't say that.
Okay. Did I fucking say that? No, no, no.
Did I fucking say that? No, no. It's okay.

I have two podcasts that I do, right?

Religiously.

There's not ever a time where it doesn't come out at the right time.

And then the second thing is, you know, no big deal, but I sold a show.

I mean, I don't know how many people in the past. I know where you're going.
I know where you're going with it. No, I haven't gotten there yet.
Okay, okay, okay. I haven't gotten there yet.
Okay, that's fine. So I know in a pandemic.
No, just hear me out. Okay.
All right? It's not a big deal. Okay.
It is a big deal. It's not that big of a deal.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
In a pandemic, I just through Zoom went to every network. You know what I mean? Okay.
And I pitched a show that I wrote with my friend Peter and CBS Studios took it on and now ABC bought it and it's not that big of a deal it's a real big deal Theo Vaughn and I are doing a show with Jay and Mark Duplass. Not that big of a deal.
Not that big of a deal. But that is happening, right? I've been on the phone with them.
Maybe I could play a little Warzone, too, on top. Okay.
So that was a very good rebuttal. Andrew, do you have anything to say to that? don't have much to say because those are very valid valid points thank you for being a bad friend that's that's what i would say to that bullshit okay also um you want to plug your shows yeah okay so yeah my instagrams q u a n g o u i have my own podcast the Stevie Weeby Show, at youtube.com slash stevieweeby.
Yeah, and it really, guys, it really, my brother has worked so hard. He does it on his own because some people betrayed him earlier.
No, no. It was business.
Yeah, I mean, he had some real betrayal. It's fine.
It's fine. There seems to be aal going on there.
If this is still in the video, it's not betrayal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But my brother really deserves – he's a funny guy.

He really deserves, you know what I mean, success and the numbers.

So check out my brother's show.

Oh, and then also I've been working hard on music.

All my music's at stevieweebybandcamp.com.

I'm working on a Gene Wilder concept Stir Crazy album right now. Oh, great.
So that should be out in a few months. Okay, good.com.
I'm working on a Gene Wilder concept stir crazy album right now. Oh, great.

So that should be out

in a few months. Okay, good.

Thank you for being a bad

one, two, three.

Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah.
Woo. Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.