Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin

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Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 Hi, dude. I'm an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 Eric lost weight, but he's got, you know, he's got like nice titties.

Speaker 2 Like, droopy titties. You know what I mean? Before they were like fat, but now they're like, it's good to see you too, Bobby.
Hi.

Speaker 2 What am I doing here?

Speaker 2 You're not going to say hi to our friends.

Speaker 2 No, first, I just have to comment on the way you look. We just had to old

Speaker 2 shit talk. You look skinny, but also got little titties.
Listen, I'm not done yet. Yeah.
Just because you lose 25 pounds. Oh, you lost 25 pounds.

Speaker 2 Look at it. It's crooked just like his dick.
You don't know what my dick looks like. Guys.
I make assumptions.

Speaker 2 I make assumptions. Yeah, that's your problem.
Your assumptions. You make assumptions, too.

Speaker 2 You make sense. You make assumptions.
So when somebody doesn't text you back ever, that's a good thing. Do I text you back?

Speaker 2 Here's the the only time you text me back when i common problem when i call your friends and i bother you enough that you'll finally text me back right yeah but it's always business it's never like well i hate it when you're like how you doing

Speaker 2 You don't like it when I say hello to you? No, I said hello. It's just like you know, friendship kind of things.
Like, like just trying to see how you well-being.

Speaker 2 That's kind of, he don't like that kind of shit. I know.
It has to be about making money. Yeah.
Then he'll get back to you. I'm Korean.
So go on.

Speaker 2 Oh, now you're Korean. Yeah, I'm Korean.
That's the Korean way. Now you Korean.
You haven't been Korean since we met. Yes, yeah.
I've been Korean the whole time.

Speaker 2 I have Korean tendencies. You know, Korean.
So let's, let's, let's have, let's hash out some bad friends' beef. All right, right.

Speaker 2 You, you two, you haven't called. You haven't texted.
Yeah, I know. You haven't responded to Griff.
He's the worst.

Speaker 2 And he wants to know why. Okay, so I'm going to let you know that.

Speaker 2 Go.

Speaker 2 Fuck, man. Creature of the night.
I'll tell you that right now. In my nightmares, I see that by the pond where the fucking...
Let me tell you, I got Griff a job. You did? But he didn't take it.

Speaker 2 What was the job? You want to talk about it? First of all.

Speaker 2 Let me know. Let's resolve ours first, and then we'll go to the next one.
Well, ours is funny.

Speaker 2 By you saying that, right? I get it. Oh, no.
You're that type of guy.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 You hand him a plate of gold, right?

Speaker 2 And he pushes it away. I took the plate of gold.
I did that job. The job that he offered? No, no, no.
The The one that... Your job.
No, no, I'm talking about his job. Oh, this is bullshit.

Speaker 2 Why I didn't do this. Yeah, gold is bullshit.
No, no, no, no. They wanted me to shave.
Gold is bullshit.

Speaker 2 You didn't do that. They would have made you shave.

Speaker 2 Well, here's why.

Speaker 2 I didn't do it, not because of the shave thing. They didn't even offer that part to me.

Speaker 2 He literally was like, hey, we need a boss figure. Did I get a job?

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah, did you get me a job for me? You want to play this game? Let's play the game of life. Okay, let's do it.
I like the game of life. First of all, play play the game of life.

Speaker 2 You sold a show. Yeah.
And I moved three different times in the podcast so you could sell a show and you could have some time off and you can get stuff done. So, yeah, you have three jobs.

Speaker 2 You did a cooking show downtown two days ago. You're doing another one in a week.
You just sold your show to ABC and Fox and CBS and CW and Lifetime, Discovery, History.

Speaker 2 I don't know who else bought the show, but you sold it to everybody up the river. There's a little bit of a bidding war.
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 2 Okay. Don't have to rub that in my face.
So no, I'm not getting you a job because you've gotten plenty of jobs. All right.
I'm just saying that I want the job too. What was the job?

Speaker 2 There's no monkeys in this one, is what you're saying? See, and that's what I'm talking about. And that's where our fiction is.
Because I did a show 10 years ago,

Speaker 2 all right?

Speaker 2 Now let's resolve this, right? So then now I'm on. No, this is what irritated me.
All right, go ahead. So now I'm playing Warzone with some of the guys, right?

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 they're on Twitch. And one of the guys, I'll just say his name, Raimi.
Yeah, you're

Speaker 2 your boy. My boy.
Yeah. He goes, hey, hey, Bob.
You have a problem with Aaron. Is that how he talks? Yeah, that's the way he sounds to me.
I go, I don't have a problem with him. I love him.

Speaker 2 He goes, well, some of the fans are saying that he's complaining that their friendship is over.

Speaker 2 First of all, friendship is over. First of all, that's not true.
I know, but that's what the fucking people said on the fucking

Speaker 2 session. By the way, I'm not going to say anything more.
I'm going to let you finish because I'm going to need the floor.

Speaker 2 All right. So go ahead.
All right. Fine.
He's going to filibuster. Yeah.
right. I just want to let you know: when he did this, I realized that all the weight lost from his body, but not his knuckles.

Speaker 2 He's got hairy, ugly fucking knuckles. And look at the hair bushed up on his wrist.
You can't just make fun of him the whole time.

Speaker 2 You have to explain your side of the story because he's going to get into it. No, this guy is really irritating me right now.
His knuckles are irritating?

Speaker 2 Because you look like a fat tennis playing panda right now. That's what you look like.
All right. And a dog.
And a gay one, too.

Speaker 2 Enough.

Speaker 2 Enough. It looks like Bobby goes home and he takes his hair off like this.

Speaker 2 That's funny. What a day I've had.
You don't want to look like Mr. Potato in.

Speaker 2 I'm talking about putting things on. You know what I mean? You look like Mr.
Potato.

Speaker 2 Go on with your bullshit story. Go on.
So don't fucking tell me about detachments.

Speaker 2 All right, there we go. All right.
I'm listening. Okay, so here we go.
So then I got irritated because all these, he's obviously...

Speaker 2 Then I asked, I go, and Raimi goes, he's complaining about, on his Twitch, about your relationship. And I'm like, fuck that.

Speaker 2 Did you listen? Did you listen to the audio? I don't listen to audio.

Speaker 2 I listen to it. I listen to hearsay.
I listen to it. Yeah, he does.
You did? Yeah, I listened to it. Okay.
It wasn't really complaining. What was it? No, but that's his name.

Speaker 2 That's his narrative. It was saying Bobby doesn't want to play with me, obviously, because I've tried to reach out and play.
He's so competitive. Me?

Speaker 2 He's doing bets. He's like,

Speaker 2 I'm going to put a bet online. It's for the fans.

Speaker 2 And then you get a rap.

Speaker 2 And then you rub it in my face. I hate it.
Can I say what it is? I figured this all out. I'm going to squash this right now.

Speaker 2 Because we're all good friends. Yeah, go ahead.
I know exactly what this is. Don't let him have his point of view.
No, I know what this is. Oh, I'm going to have my point of view.
He is.

Speaker 2 Did you introduce yourself to my niece, by the way? This is your niece? Yes. Niece.
Hey, listen, blink at me if you're okay.

Speaker 2 That's funny.

Speaker 2 Hey, go ahead. Here's the problem.
I figured it out.

Speaker 2 You don't like it that he's a good player. He's not a good player.
You said he gets more kills than you.

Speaker 2 The pressure. You said he got more kills than you.
Listen. Yeah.
Who gets more kills? I am so much better at that game than you.

Speaker 2 But that's what this is. Of course it is.
Bobby hates that. You know what I mean? You like that he's good.
You love that I was bad. You wanted to play with me again and again.

Speaker 2 And when you're on Twitch, he has to be the funniest guy on the Twitch too. I know I see it.
He's got to be the one. He's got to have the snappy jokes.

Speaker 2 And if you say anything, he's like, oh, I don't like this because no one's laughing at me now. Is part of this true, Bob? Yeah.
No, it's not. None of that is true.
And I have my own defense.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Well, let him have his Florida defense.
Go ahead. Okay, here's the thing.
That is not true. Here's the problem right now.

Speaker 2 I send all the fans to this guy that Bobby won with. So now we're friends with him.
Right. All right.
So we're playing all the time, him and I.

Speaker 2 And his brother. And then all of a sudden, it just stops.
Okay. Then the fans keep asking, where's Bobby? Why isn't Bobby playing? And I go, I don't know.

Speaker 2 And then I look, you're still playing with them every day. I look on his Twitch and his YouTube.
It's you and Steve are playing.

Speaker 2 But I was told from Steve doesn't want to stream, but he can stream with him. What would you feel like if

Speaker 2 you're told, oh, no, we don't want to do this.

Speaker 2 And then you see him doing with a stranger. A motherfucker you don't even know.

Speaker 2 A motherfucker you don't even fucking know. You're playing with every single day.
And then check this out. I know him.
And then check this out. Then we're playing.

Speaker 2 I don't know his last name, but I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Where does he live? Andrew, Andrew. Andrew.
And we're playing, right? Yeah. In the middle of, I'm playing with that kid, too.
Yeah. And they go, oh, we just got invites from Bobby.

Speaker 2 I'm looking on my thing. Let me see if I got an invite.
No. So all I'm saying is this.
If you don't want to play with me, just be a fucking man and be like... Yeah, I don't want to play with you.

Speaker 2 That's all you have to say. I don't want to play with you.
I wish you would have just done that.

Speaker 2 I'm doing it now. I wish you would have just done that.
But see, now you. I'll play tonight.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 You want to play tonight? Fuck you. All right.
Fuck you. I love you.
That's all I needed. I love you, though.
Bobby, let me tell you this. Yeah.
I never had a problem.

Speaker 2 It's like you don't want to do everything with every friend. Like, I don't drink alcohol, right? Right.
So this motherfucker don't want to hang out at me at a bar. You know?

Speaker 2 Wouldn't hang out outside of a bar. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it's like, so for you, you might be like, well, I don't want to play with him because of whatever your reasons. I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 2 But what I can't stand is the Twitch community, they know because they're like, well, Bobby's playing with everybody else. Yeah.
You know, they're like, you know, and I just don't get that. You know?

Speaker 2 And then I try. Like, I've reached out to Steve a thousand times.
Yeah. And this motherfucker won't get back to me over some nonsense.
Yeah. So I'm like, what's up with you guys? Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's not me, though. Well, that's me.
You certainly didn't help me. The other side is.
No, it's hearsay and conjecture. Exactly.
Okay. It's hearsay and conjecture.

Speaker 2 And I tried, I try, I reach out to try to figure this shit out. Yeah.
Look, there's nothing to figure out. If you didn't,

Speaker 2 there's nothing to figure out. Yeah.
Oh, there is. I'm going to tell you why.
All right. You know this.

Speaker 2 Here we go. Know this.

Speaker 2 you know what i kind of like assertive

Speaker 2 he's turning into that dictator behind him

Speaker 2 know this for a fact my friend tell me all right is that if i really had a problem with you i will let you know i don't know if that's true yeah that's true okay i've had problems with you in the past yes and i've given her i i i don't have problems but here's the thing and i and i i talked to my therapist I'm a loner, and I don't like communicating.

Speaker 2 It's just who I am because of my trauma in the past. I'm not using it as

Speaker 2 what my dad used to play golf on my body. Let me count down.
My dad used to play golf on my body. Let me count down to the molestation reference.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Koreans are good golfers. They're very good.
They're very good. Are they?

Speaker 2 They don't fix divots, but they're good golfers on the bottom. Yeah, we don't fix that.
Wait. So let's be real here.
What's a divot?

Speaker 2 The thing on the ground? Yes. Yeah, that's your job.
That's what? Your job. My job is to...
If you have a problem with the divots, you push it down with your little hand. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 After you hit the ball, you fix the divot. You fix your mistake.
No. This is just like.
They don't have a problem. See, this makes sense.
This makes sense.

Speaker 2 The Koreans leave messes for other people to clean up. But just like you.
We don't have a problem with it. Just like you.
We like divots. It's just like going to the bottom.

Speaker 2 Just put your fucking hand on the divots. We enjoy them.
That's the way we make them. We like the little fucking graphs coming up like that.
No, you can't. No, no, no.
You know what?

Speaker 2 It's just like a kid.

Speaker 2 It's just like a Korean barbecue restaurant. They want you to do everything.
Yeah, you cook. You cook.
You know what I'm saying? I like you. You know what I mean? I call it.
They're random food.

Speaker 2 I cook it. Culprit.
Hey, here, cook the the shit. We're still letting you fucking experience in the experience, my friend.
So we want you to cook it.

Speaker 2 You know why they do that? They do that so we can't complain. That's exactly right.
Or can you say, I did it? I paid for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, so listen. So I don't have a problem with you.
Okay, good. All right.
And I called you last night, did I not? Yeah, only because you knew I was coming here today.

Speaker 2 You didn't want this shit to be awkward.

Speaker 2 People are like, you didn't want this shit to be awkward. I know you, dude.
No, you know why I called you today. Yeah, last night? Why? I talked to my therapist, okay? All right.

Speaker 2 And she's like, what's the problem?

Speaker 2 Is this step seven? Is that? No, this is not.

Speaker 2 That's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 You're shaming my Ricardo. Ah, here we are.

Speaker 2 Because I have 10 months of sobriety and no one says, congratulations. Can you hand me the little violin, please? No one says that congratulations.
10 months of sobriety. Well, congratulations.

Speaker 2 You know why? Because 10 months is not enough.

Speaker 2 We need like two years before we can be like...

Speaker 2 A year. A year is a 10 months.
All right, you're right. Yeah,

Speaker 2 that's my bad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I can't do it. You don't even get a chip three days.
Don't you get a chip at a year? We've been here before. You know what I mean? mean? Okay, yeah, I relapse.
I relapse.

Speaker 2 I have problems. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 You're getting, you're fine. I don't have a problem with you.
All right. Okay, good.
Bobby, I'll just throw that out there.

Speaker 2 But you, wait, wait, can you

Speaker 2 can you at least understand if we're playing all the time and then it just stops and then all these people keep asking, you know, and then they like us together.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, they keep, oh, I love it when you and Steve and Bobby, and it's, I'll constantly, and then it just stops. Yeah.
And then I'm like, hey, what's going on?

Speaker 2 Nobody will say anything to to me. The fucking Steve don't even respond to me anymore.
And then, like, you're playing every day with these strangers. So, what am I supposed to think?

Speaker 2 What am I supposed to think? Think this. Okay.
My jug-headed friend. Why does it always have to be

Speaker 2 some kind of copy? I'm defensive. That's why.
Okay. Okay.
You're very handsome for your type. Bobby.
Oh, wow. For your type, you're very handsome.

Speaker 2 As shitty as you are to me, you know I'm there for you whenever. I know.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I mean, your type, you, Reverend Al Jackson. I mean, he's the better looking out of the types.
Wait a minute. Yeah.
Are you

Speaker 2 saying,

Speaker 2 you know what? By the way, don't think you're getting off scot-free with this bullshit right here. Yeah, yeah, you've got problems too.
Yeah, you know what this is like? Go ahead. You know what?

Speaker 2 Vector him now. You know what I realized? You remember the godfather? You remember the godfather? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So the Don Coleone has the meeting with all the Dons. Yeah.
You know, and he's in the car, and Sonny's like, well, what do he wants to do?

Speaker 2 And Corleone says, it wasn't till now that I knew who our true enemy is. It was Tatalya.
Yeah. You, Tatalia.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not. You're Tatalia.
I'm Santino Corleone. That's my name.
I'm Sonny.

Speaker 2 I died at a tollway. You're either Tatalia or Fredo.
No, you're Fredo. You're Fredo! Fredo! You're Fredo! You're Fredo! You're Fredo!

Speaker 2 Are you going to kick me out of the boat and shoot me in the back of the head? Yes. Steve is Sonny.
Steve's Sunny. He's a fucking hothead.

Speaker 2 I'm Sonny. I'm Sonny.

Speaker 2 I'm not Tatalia. You're not Tatalia.
You're Tatalia. You're a betrayer.

Speaker 2 You're like a Godfather 3. You're the guy with the glasses.
I'm a fucking hooded man.

Speaker 2 You know, our ships must must sail in the same direction that's you yeah because i'm setting you up to get killed by the other boat that's right i'm setting you both up i'm setting you both up to drown baby yeah yeah

Speaker 2 yeah you're both going down this is why this the whole podcast happened because of this guy right here you put us against each other i didn't put oh yeah

Speaker 2 get that out yeah this is not his fault this guy betrayed our trust

Speaker 2 you and i were supposed to do what it was

Speaker 2 and then this guy comes in to tell you right oh really yeah yeah oh really why didn't that happen guys

Speaker 2 I love it. Why didn't it happen? Why? Tell us.
Why didn't you guys do a show? Because you have an aggressiveness of. Timeout.
That show was supposed to happen four years ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 It's the same one that he also said he was going to do with you four years ago. That's another issue, too, by the way.
Bobby's the kind of guy he told. It's like Big Brother.

Speaker 2 He's got alliances with like everybody in the house. Yeah, you just don't want to get kicked off the island.
I'm the little man. You're the little man.
No, I'm the middle man. You're the little man.

Speaker 2 I'm a little man. You're the little man.
I'm a little man as well, all right? You're the little man. In high school, in high school, I was friends with the jocks, the goths, the nerds, right?

Speaker 2 The Heshers, right? The what? The Heshers. The who? The guys with the long hair, the heavy metal guys.
Heshers? Hesher? I've never heard a Hesher before.

Speaker 2 That was like a drug reference. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right? I was friends with the faculty. Why were you friends with the real thing to do? And why were you friends with everybody?

Speaker 2 Because I'm in the middle, dude. You play the game.
I play the game of life. Yeah, you play the game.
I play the game. No, I've played it.
No, you play the game to make sure that you're safe.

Speaker 2 You protect me. I'm a winner.
I'm a winner.

Speaker 2 I'm a winner. I'm a survivor and a winner.
No. Yeah.
I won. And a coward.
You know what you are? And a coward? Yeah.

Speaker 2 How am I a coward?

Speaker 2 Cowardly. Because am I a coward? Because he could have just said, hey, you know, I think you're too competitive.
I don't want to play with you. I prefer to play with these other kids.

Speaker 2 You could have said that, but you let me go on and on and on.

Speaker 2 I'm feeling this. It's maliciousness on your part.
Me? Yeah. Yeah.
How am I malicious? You're

Speaker 2 what you do is you rub in people's faces. Oh, by the way, by the way, we used to play FIFA all the time, right? Yeah.
Let me tell you something about Bobby. He's a sore loser, but he's a worse winner.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 Okay. He used to, he would beat, if he beat me, he would send pictures of the players of the other team, send like 10-15 pictures.
Hey, this is who beat you. This is the guy.

Speaker 2 So don't get me started right now, right? Don't act like you're like an angel on the other. Yes, you did.
I did. But you know why he stopped doing that? You know why he stopped doing that?

Speaker 2 And I got to find this picture because he didn't know how to work Photoshop, and I did. So there was this picture of a player with holding a baby.

Speaker 2 I'm going to tell you what you want to know who it was. And I put his face on the baby

Speaker 2 it was Torres yes yeah from Liverpool from Liverpool when he played for Liverpool

Speaker 2 Fernando Torres and there was a photo where he was holding a baby but then he put my face on the baby on the baby perfect and that almost ended our event because I don't know how to use I didn't know how to use Photoshop

Speaker 2 yeah but Bobby had pay some kid fifteen hundred dollars to do it you don't know how to use Photoshop now Bob yes I do no you don't I don't but I don't but don't call me out all right You don't.

Speaker 2 You don't have a computer. Go to him again.

Speaker 2 No, see, he said, like, go to him again.

Speaker 2 The point is. You broke up the band.
Yeah. No, dude.
Neither of you were.

Speaker 2 You know what? Neither of you got your instruments together. That was the problem.
You guys wanted to make a band, and you never got the instruments. Okay, Yoko.

Speaker 2 Okay, let me tell you something. That bitch is still alive, making money, and everybody else is dead.
So who won? Huh? High five, Rude.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
So, yeah, so Eric and I were supposed to do a podcast. We talked about it for many years.

Speaker 2 Many, many years well let's not go into this because then something else happened yeah you know what tell me what happened the next thing

Speaker 2 the next thing you know he's like he's got this podcast with his girlfriend you know and then he always has a good excuse I needed to do this to save my relationship you know what I mean and then and then that goes on right and then now this one comes you know Bobby called me one time and it was like so hilarious he just got out of rehab and he's like and he's pouring it on he's like you know my the thing my father and you know and he's going on there he's like you know and and i go bobby i go bobby shut the fuck up you're just trying to make me feel bad because you're gonna do that fucking podcast with andrew right you know and that that he's he tries to manipulate he tries to both of y'all are manipulative wow i'm seeing it now for the first time

Speaker 2 you guys deserve

Speaker 2 manipulation you call it manipulation all right i call it strategy my friend uh i'm being strategic about life i'm being strategic and at the end of the day you know my heart Do I? Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 All right. You do my heart.
You know my heart better than you know his heart. That's true.
Yeah. Because he actually calls me.
He's not a blue.

Speaker 2 Not about business. Okay.
Hey, Eric, how are you doing? Okay. Griff, how's life? How's how's it? Like when I gave you that seat on that plane that one time.
You mean 15 years ago?

Speaker 2 And you gave it to me. You gave me the seat.

Speaker 2 What? What? Where? Where were you going? So we were in

Speaker 2 Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we were coming home. Let me tell you, because he doesn't tell the story right.

Speaker 2 All right. We're coming home.
Yeah. It's a 15-hour flight.
All right. Bobby, he's trying to big ball.

Speaker 2 So he goes and pays for a first-class seat. Okay.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 in the coach, he's going like that. Bye.

Speaker 2 Bye, everybody.

Speaker 2 Credit card bounces.

Speaker 2 Credit card's done. So he has to come back.
But he don't want to sit in this seat that he was sitting in. Right? Mm-hmm.
So I fucking, I said, I'll switch seats with you. Why? Why'd you do that?

Speaker 2 Because he's a nutcase. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And it's better to make make him comfortable for the entire plane yep you know you understand what i'm saying he gave you his seat yeah i know and what was your response oh he was supposed to get me a manager and

Speaker 2 that happened six 17 years later

Speaker 2 17 years later i was with caa i got you an agent you didn't do shit i got me to fucking agent i'm sorry i'm the one that set it up right yeah at that point it was easy it doesn't matter though did i not do it

Speaker 2 when i say something i come through 17

Speaker 2 even if it's two decades later yeah he's two decades later i will come through that's good though that's so please stop holding on to that the whole seat thing okay all right i try to tell people too i said with the first time we met but i try to tell people what the first time we met i know we is we met at the comedy store no we mean the first time that we you actually acknowledged that i existed and i was a comedian when you first met me at that when you were doing that i'm at a med thing in orange county oh

Speaker 2 yeah you're you've been a nightmare since i first met you now you remind me of this yeah yeah yeah remember did you i don't think you were around was he around it wasn't no you weren't even around but yeah but dude this guy ahmed could get a show like anywhere yeah he used to sell out stuff right no no no he would get a show and get the people to pay we were paying people a thousand dollars to do like 20 minutes of comedy in in uh in orange county how

Speaker 2 he was just he was able to push tickets i i don't know what the restaurant told us that they were making money off the show because people would come on a wednesday night anyways this guy shows up Ahmed's not even there.

Speaker 2 Instantly, as soon as he gets there, he doesn't know where to park his car. The show's a, I don't like the show.
He's a night. He's getting on.

Speaker 2 I had to call him in and go, I'm going to kill this little motherfucker.

Speaker 2 I swear to God, I'm going to kill him. I had to go get his car.
Yeah, you did. Drive his car around there.
Yeah, he behind a bush, I think, at one point. Yeah, yeah.
Welcome to every day on this show.

Speaker 2 Or I'm the bad guy. He called me.
You know what he said last time? I'm the bad guy. You know what he said last guy? Just impossible to work with.
There's no parking.

Speaker 2 I go, there's a spot right on the street.

Speaker 2 I don't park on the street. He doesn't park that piece of shit, Prius, on the street, that piece of shit that's been hit a thousand times.
Rudy knows. It's insane.

Speaker 2 So he goes, I'm going to park back there wherever. I go, we can't park back there right now.

Speaker 2 He spends more money on skins and Call of Duty

Speaker 2 than to fix this fucking car.

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Speaker 2 Rules and restrictions apply. Did you quit smoking? No, I didn't.
Do you want to quit? I'm going to say this. Do you want to quit? I've cut down to four a day.
Four cigarettes a day? Yes. Or packs.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Four cigarettes a day.
Is this true, Rude? I don't smoke that much. Yeah.
Really? Don't look at him before you say it. I know you look at her when I ask her questions.

Speaker 2 You think that I have an ally in the house? She's a good one. This one right here is a rat.

Speaker 2 This one right here, everything I had to hide from her. Rudy, but is he smoking more than four a day? No.
When they go to bed, you're not smoking more? No.

Speaker 2 Okay. But I don't understand.
You got off the vape because you said the vape was bad for you, and then you went to the thing that's even worse. Yeah, why did you switch back? It's like, I can't even.

Speaker 2 No, you have to.

Speaker 2 I don't even want to even address it, but I will. Yeah, please.
Please. And I want to get real for a second.
Okay. This is all fun and games.
Okay.

Speaker 2 You're pointing fingers, and you're talking about my frailties and my character defects.

Speaker 2 No, don't do that. Don't do that, friend.
Okay. Your character defects? Yes.
Okay. And I have a lot.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
I'm a broken man. We all have flaws.

Speaker 2 Can you do me a favor? You have a lot. At this point right now, can you put on the screen all of his failures?

Speaker 2 We'll spell it right here. We'll spell it right here.
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Speaker 2 Bobby Lee's failures.

Speaker 2 And it's just him, I'm a smoker.

Speaker 2 Sorry, go on. And I don't want to reiterate and go back in the past because I'm over it.
But, you you know, last year I had some problems.

Speaker 2 I got sober again. And,

Speaker 2 you know, I was smoking weed and I quit. And I was just like, I don't want to go back to vaping because it was hurting my neck.
Every time I smoke a vape, it hurts my neck. My neck gets really stiff.

Speaker 2 I don't know what. There's just something about it that fucks me up.
It's probably because it's like a sausage.

Speaker 2 So when you smoke a sausage, you think my neck is like a sausage. Yeah, it swells up.
Yeah, like a mesquite sausage. Yeah, it goes like the...
You know what I mean? It just gets a little suspicious.

Speaker 2 Like some lunganisa. You know, if you're a Filipino out there.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Go ahead.
Amen. Fuck you.
Okay. I have a Korean neck.

Speaker 2 What is a Korean neck? It's sausage-like. Aren't they usually like skinny, tiny people? They're usually like in great shape.
There's two types. There's a skinny tiny

Speaker 2 sausage one. And the other one.
And the sausage one. Okay.

Speaker 2 So fuck you. Like a safe fell on him.

Speaker 2 Oh. On a piano.
Like a piano. Like a bee.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay.
Here we go. All right.

Speaker 2 First of all, I'm much older than both of you, by the way. We're not.
How old are you? I'm 48.

Speaker 2 You're the same age. You're the same age.
That's my bad.

Speaker 2 Anywho, so the vaping was hurting my neck. And so I,

Speaker 2 you know, when I went to that PC, that fucking place in Arizona to get my head right. It was good, though, right? It worked.
And I just was smoking because there was nothing else to do. And

Speaker 2 now it's affecting my health.

Speaker 2 Now, last week, when I said, you know, can you people just comment and say quit smoking we did there was a lot of comments too much yeah it was too much i asked all the fans to comment and quit smoking every no no keep that up yes keep that up going see listen to griff keep that up that's bad stop it no we need you to quit i don't like it are you still doing the yoga yeah i'm doing yoga oh that's dope okay am i not doing yoga once in a while but once in a while once a week twice twice a week but he's doing like thank you he's doing different positions like you know rolling sleet yeah

Speaker 2 am i doing it real yeah thank you jules sure he's doing sitting, smoking. No, not doing sitting, smoking.
Eating, video gaming,

Speaker 5 yoga.

Speaker 2 Look, like this. Andrew's like this.
And leg up.

Speaker 2 And neck to the side. Neck to the side.
And eat. I don't know.
And eat.

Speaker 2 All right. So that's why I'm smoking.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 you and I are good. Yes.
Okay. I didn't think we weren't good.
You two are good?

Speaker 2 We're good. Are you good too? We're good.
No. Are you too good? No.
I mean, honestly, it's a good thing. We need to keep this.
We need to keep this.

Speaker 2 It's a week-to-week thing. But he says that, but it is detrimental to my health, I'm not going to lie.
I have found that I've gotten more palpitations lately. Tell me,

Speaker 2 are you being the 100%? Completely honest. Yeah, my stress level.

Speaker 2 Before you go into whatever you're doing right now, let's just get this out of the way. My stress level because of you has gone through the roof.
Why? Because. No, no, no.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Can I say something? It's not just because of him. It's like living in COVID

Speaker 2 and on top of

Speaker 2 that. But I want to say.
Yeah, but it's expounded. He's saying he's saying it's expounded.
All right, so last week. Because this is part of what's going on.
We changed the day. We changed the day.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And because he had to on a because we usually shoot on Fridays. Right.
Today's a Friday. Yeah.
We were supposed to do Thursdays. He changed the day because he had to go to the country club.

Speaker 2 He had to go to the country club so that he can interview to get into the country club. So we switched the day.
Yesterday. Well, if he was just regular white, it wouldn't have been a problem.

Speaker 2 Yes, because I'm off-white. I'm different.
They make redheads come in. I had 15 fucking things I had to do.
So I had to move it. So, you know, my excuses for moving the day is more valid than his.
No.

Speaker 2 So that's what causes him stress because he knows deep down inside that he's

Speaker 2 trying to live an aristocratic white life. No.
Here's the truth. Here's the fact, and you know what the fact is.
He got his big valley house. Bobby, Bob.
First of all, this guy living in the hills.

Speaker 2 This guy's a hill guy.

Speaker 2 I live in the bottom of the hill.

Speaker 2 You live on the hill. On the bottom.
You live on the hill. If there was a fucking flood on top of the mountain, right, I would be drowned with the rest of the people.
Okay. Well, I want to tell you.

Speaker 2 I die on the hill. I would die on the hill, but like lower, on the lower part of the hill.
All right, well, here's what I want to tell you. We decided to help you quit smoking.
We want to get

Speaker 2 a therapist in here, a hypnotherapist, to speak to you. Oh, shit.
And he's there. He's right there.
All right. What's his name? This is Jason.
Hey, Jason, can you hear us? I certainly can.

Speaker 2 Look at the guy. There's Jason right there.
He looks hypnotherapy-like. He looks hypnotherapy.

Speaker 2 Jason, you can only see Bob, unfortunately, because of the technology. But this is for me anyway.
This is for you because we need you to get some, because we want you to quit speaking.

Speaker 2 I love hypnotherapy. All right.
Well, why don't you speak to Jason? Let's see what he can do.

Speaker 2 Hello. No, you're right there.
Oh, sorry, my bad. Hi, Bobby.
Jason, hello. Howdy.
How's it going? Howdy to you. I'm fine.
How do you?

Speaker 2 Stop talking like that. Why are you talking about it? Because when I'm talking to professionals, this is how I talk.
No, talk like a human. You sound like a robot.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 like a weird Korean robot. Don't be all of a sudden.
Don't be intimidated. I'll be my more myself.
Thank you. What's up, dude?

Speaker 2 Not urban, Bobby. Please, not urban, Bobby.

Speaker 2 All right, Bobby, focus because he's trying to help. I know, I want to help.
I want to help. He's going to help you quit smoking.
I need the help. I know.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So here's the important question. I watched the last episode, right?

Speaker 2 And you said,

Speaker 2 I need to quit. Yes.
And then later you said, I want to quit. Yes.
And then at the very end, you said, I, okay, I'll try to quit. right

Speaker 2 do you really want to quit bobby

Speaker 2 um that's a very very good question and i want to answer this um

Speaker 2 no

Speaker 2 there it is no yeah all right but

Speaker 2 but

Speaker 2 i'm beginning to feel um things in my body that get shortness of breath um because of the age and because I have high blood pressure in my family, that my fear is that I'm going to either stroke out or my lungs are going to be blasted open or something's going to happen.

Speaker 2 So not in the next year, but in the near future, I feel like there's going to be real complications with my health.

Speaker 2 And so with those. I mean, you can already see some of them right now, right, Jay? Like his skin and his teeth and those kind of things are very obvious, right? You have to zoom in.

Speaker 2 That's why I'm yellow. That has nothing to do with the nicotine.
I thought that was the smoke. Nobody else.
No, no, no. I'm a a yellow guy.
No, but it's an ethnic. Sort of an odd yellow.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 it's like a glow yellow almost. Yeah, because I'm aristocratic.
I'm an aristocratic.

Speaker 2 Let him help out.

Speaker 2 So what are the upsides, right? So you put aside the addiction,

Speaker 2 and how could you feel? How would you want to feel if you stopped?

Speaker 2 I want to feel,

Speaker 2 well, just generally, I want to feel healthy. I want to feel like I can do more during the day in terms of,

Speaker 2 I want my mouth.

Speaker 2 My breath is fine.

Speaker 2 No. My breath is fine.
No, no. I can help with better breathing too.

Speaker 2 I want to breathe better and I also want to be able to go longer on the Peloton, not struggle so much when I'm doing yoga. And I just want to be there for my family.
And,

Speaker 2 you know. And your friends.
And your friends. Jason, this is another thing for us.
We want friendship to be a big thing. He didn't even think to add that for my family, and that's it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for us as well. If I died, I don't even, I doubt that you guys would even come to my funeral.
No, we would carpool. We would carpool.
All right, we'd just throw that out there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we'd show up. We would uber pool.

Speaker 2 And if we didn't make it, we didn't make it. You know, all right.
So,

Speaker 2 okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, cool. Well, here's the thing:

Speaker 2 hypnotherapy is like magic, okay? I can deliver magic, but you got to really want it. All right.
If you want to cut back, that's a first goal, right?

Speaker 2 If you want to cut back to to just an occasional habit, that's cool. We got to go where you want to go with it, and I can help you do it.
And we can do it over the next week. Oh, shit.
This is good.

Speaker 2 But we have to start. We have to start now.
I have to start now. And you have to dictate what you need.
Well, here's the deal.

Speaker 2 This is costing us 10 grand an hour, by the way. Okay.

Speaker 2 All right. So I'm going to go.
I'm going to quit. I'm going to talk quick.
Sorry, my bad.

Speaker 2 Sorry, my bad. Thank you.

Speaker 2 All right. So that got him going.

Speaker 2 All he cares about is money.

Speaker 2 You're quitting today. So

Speaker 2 I'm down to four or five a day. I would like to maybe do two a day

Speaker 2 and then

Speaker 2 figure it out from there. That's a good start.
Okay. And we can do that.

Speaker 2 And I think once you feel in control of it and it starts to taste a little nasty to you, then we can maybe, if you're interested, going all the way and finish it up.

Speaker 2 But can I say this just to throw this out there? Is because I,

Speaker 2 since I just got sober and um because of the pandemic, it's just like you know, I'm a guy that, you know, and because of my history and the trauma and all that stuff, right?

Speaker 2 Like, I'm a kind of guy that, like, you know, I'm getting rid of a lot of these addictions, and I'm not justifying it, and I'm just saying that, you know, because of the stress level in which we all live in, right, you know, I like to rely on certain vices, and it's going to be extra difficult, I think, because we are in this pandemic.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 that being said, I'm willing to try. What would

Speaker 2 we don't try? We do. We do, like we're saying.
We do.

Speaker 2 There is no try. That's what Yoda said.
You just joined.

Speaker 2 Well, thanks.

Speaker 2 So I deal with anxiety, fears, certainly bad habits, and trauma. Yes.
So the things that you might be holding on to that are blocking you, you think you, it's justified.

Speaker 2 If you want, we can get rid of how you're thinking about those traumas, change that so you feel better so that you might quit.

Speaker 2 So, I'd like-I have a trauma therapist, so I'm in EMDR and I'm doing all that stuff. Great,

Speaker 2 great, you know, it's complimentary.

Speaker 2 You know, it goes alongside. So, it's up to you.
I would never, this is a surprise, right? I would never push you into doing something that you don't feel comfortable with.

Speaker 2 It works, again, like magic for somebody who wants to change. I do want to change, though.
Yes. All right, so let's talk.
Can I ask you some specific questions then? Yeah, specific questions.

Speaker 2 Specific questions. Specific questions.
All right. So

Speaker 2 we would meet off air to begin the hypnosis. Okay.
And then you'll change your smoking habits over the next week.

Speaker 2 And then if you feel comfortable and you're enjoying the process, we'll actually do a hypnosis session online next week. Okay.

Speaker 2 Are you prepared for that?

Speaker 2 I've never been more prepared. But are you ready to quit? Yeah.
Look at me in the face. He doesn't have to be ready to quit, quit.
He can just

Speaker 2 change Change down the habit. I just said I'm going to do, man.

Speaker 2 Can you make him a better friend? Is that even a thing? That's not a thing. That's not a good thing.
He has a bad habit of not texting back. Can you hypnotize him for texting people back?

Speaker 2 All right. So

Speaker 2 we're going to let that go. Are you going to agree to this? I'm agreeing to it.
Wonderful. Okay.
Well, this is very Jerry Springery right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, you just went, bring the, here's the baby mama. Wait till you see, wait till you see when we get the test results.

Speaker 2 It's going to change everything.

Speaker 2 So off air,

Speaker 2 you're going to get with him and you're going to work with him. We're going to do that.
Off air. When you guys schedule and then you're going to do one, I want a live hypnotherapy.
All right.

Speaker 2 So off air, we do that through Zoom or something or FaceTime. Okay.
We will do a hypnosis session next week. On air.
And that will lock. That's your quitting day.
Yes. Next week.

Speaker 2 Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 That's your agreement date, right? Whatever that is,

Speaker 2 I shouldn't say quit. The alter date, right? Where you're going to change your habit.
Your habit is completely changed at that point. Okay.

Speaker 2 So I can actually help your audience with this too. Anybody who's wanting to quit,

Speaker 2 just for you guys, bad friends, if you want, small plug, if you don't mind. Yeah, go ahead.
Cool.

Speaker 2 So if you go to village hypnotherapy, that's my practice, village hypnotherapy, like a town, villagehypnotherapy.com/slash bad friends. Perfect.
And I will, and I have a discount

Speaker 2 a little bit off of what I normally charge for this entire program. And there's even a lifetime guarantee, believe it or not.
So after you quit, quit, if you're someone with you know, quick quit,

Speaker 2 then I offer one extra session if they happen to unlikely relapse. Oh, wow, wow, you're ready to get hit? That's that's how confident I am in the horse works.
Hypnotized,

Speaker 2 you ready to get hypnotized? I guess I am. Yes, all right.
We'll say thank you. Thank you so much.
My bald headed friend. Bobby.
All right. Well, we can't wait to watch this show down.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So we'll reconnect. Yes.
Perfect. All right, brother.
Say thank you and goodbye, Bob. Make it so, like, make it so Star Trek says, yeah, engage and engage.
Thank you, thank you, Jason.

Speaker 2 Talk soon, thanks, man. Bye.

Speaker 5 You got it. Bye-bye.
Bye.

Speaker 2 I like he's got a Jean-Luc Bacardi kind of vibe about him, a young, so I like it.

Speaker 2 Listen,

Speaker 2 I appreciate what you're doing for me.

Speaker 2 But there is no butt. Okay.
Did I say butt? This felt like a butt was coming.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 but I tell you what, we do have to cut out that guy's plug if this doesn't work.

Speaker 2 Wow, that's really nice of you. But I'm doing this for you because I really want you to quit.
I don't know if there, though, really?

Speaker 2 Yeah, see, this is what's annoying. Is it forever? This is the crux of what we're talking about.
Let me say right now.

Speaker 2 Why do you, here's my question for you. Why is it? Why do you have to assume ill intent? with everything that either one of us are doing when it comes to our friendship towards you.
Automatically.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's just automatically. There's some kind of agenda.
I have no agenda. I have genuine love for you.

Speaker 2 I'm going to tell you why.

Speaker 2 Let me explain something real fast. Yes, it's on the show because I think it's entertaining to put on the show, but I knew the only way you would take me serious is if I put it on the show.

Speaker 2 If I said I'm going to get you hitting up therapist off air, you'd be like, I don't want to do it. Fuck you.
Shut up. Leave me alone.
I'm just going to give you an example. True.
True.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to give you an example. This

Speaker 2 encapsulates my relationships with you, Hollywood types. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 You're the most

Speaker 2 I'm a man of the people.

Speaker 2 I'm a man of the people. You're wearing a $9,000 shirt.
What? You're wearing a $9,000 shirt. $90 a shirt.
More. You're the most Hollywood.
You're the most Hollywood guy on earth. I know.

Speaker 2 I take a very big offense to that. Oh, you're the Hollywood guy.
I'm a man of the people. Oh, all right.

Speaker 2 I grind it out with the fucking common folk. You complain constantly about not being around common folk.

Speaker 2 That's not true. You say stuff to, you know what you said to me when we had dinner at the house? That's what, what? About the steak thing? And I said, oh, man, I should go get steaks.

Speaker 2 And you go, ew, ew. no.
Have someone bring us steaks. That's what you said.
Yeah, postmates. Was he complaining? Postmates.
Because he's always telling me I'm complaining. Yeah, he's a good idea.

Speaker 2 But all this motherfucker does is complain. Yeah.
I'm going to tell you. But the narrative is out there that all these fucking idiot-ass fans like, oh, you complaining to get gripping?

Speaker 2 Because anything he says. So I got to have Fat Lando for the rest of my fucking life.

Speaker 2 You know, all this shit that these people say to me, and that's one of these narratives, where I go, this motherfucker complains all the time.

Speaker 2 We commiserate with each other, but then you put it out there like I'm the the only.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to tell you a story that encapsulates

Speaker 2 my fucking relationship with you, Hollywood types. Okay, I'm going to say that again.
Go ahead. We're not Hollywood types.
All right. So,

Speaker 2 I have a friend named Steve Byrne. We know him well.
Okay, so he calls me one day and he says, Is this an Asian beef? It's not an Asian beef. Okay, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 No, wait, because he happens to be half Korean. I love, I love Asian beef, by the way.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 Mongolian. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Go ahead. He calls me one day and he goes, I'm doing a movie.
I'm doing a movie, he says,

Speaker 2 right? And I go, okay, cool. I want you in it.
Thank you. A week later,

Speaker 2 when I'm supposed to shoot, right?

Speaker 2 I see Jimmy Oyang going, I'm in Steve Burns' movie. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 He's good. He's a good actor and he's very funny.
Listen, I picked Steve Burns. I would pick Jimmy Oyang.
I get that. That's really good.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 It's either him or Dat fan. You know what I mean? Either or, either or.

Speaker 2 All right, all right.

Speaker 2 Anyway, you see Jimmy O. Yang.
You see Jimmy Oy's shooting the movie. Right.
So I call Steve and I go,

Speaker 2 hey, I thought you called me for the movie. He goes, yeah, you know, I just, I'm going to use Jimmy O Yang.
Yeah. You know.

Speaker 2 But was my feelings hurt? No, because that's what I expect out of you types. This is not.
Steve Byrne has nothing to do with us. Wait, wait, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.

Speaker 2 This would this kind of be like if I said,

Speaker 2 hey, let's do a podcast together. Yeah.
And then you go,

Speaker 2 I decided to go with Andrew. No.

Speaker 2 Because, see, you Hollywood types. No, you Hollywood types.
Listen. You're a Hollywood motherfucker.
Hey, you. You a Hollywood motherfucker.
I already told you.

Speaker 2 I already told you what. You two Hollywood types.

Speaker 2 I said, right, stop. I said,

Speaker 2 right to you, I said, you know how he is like. Yeah.
Well, he's a bully. He's aggressive.
He's a a bully he's a bully shut up

Speaker 2 shut up

Speaker 2 and he's cornering me into a like you know it's like um and you know i'm nice you're nice and you took advantage of that and didn't tell me like you wanted steve burn to tell you

Speaker 2 no that's not true all right i'm just saying that i already called you and would you have wanted a respectful call from steve burn being like bobby i've actually decided to go in a different direction would you have liked that call would that have made you feel good right and that's why i called you

Speaker 2 this This is the same call. No.
Yeah, I called you and I said, this motherfucker talked man to man, right? Friend to friend, right? Oh, yeah. And I said, wow, you know what? Was I on that call?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, I called you. So he threw me under the bus.
He goes, he's a bully. He blamed everything on me.
By the way, this wasn't even my idea. Whose idea was it?

Speaker 2 Yours? My idea? Kalila was the first one that said, you guys really should. The fans on The Last Belly said, you should.
You should, you should. So then it was, you should, you should, you should.

Speaker 2 And then we finally just, I said, do you want to do one? I'll do one. Are we going to do one or no?

Speaker 2 And then you said, well, you know, Griff had asked me before, but it never worked out because then we did belly. And then you said to me, no, we can't do a show.
And I said, okay.

Speaker 2 And then I said,

Speaker 2 do you want to do one or not? After the third time we did the show. And, well, you guys should just do one together.
So don't put it on me. No,

Speaker 2 you're twisting my fucking mind right now. How? You're a mind twister.
How? That's true.

Speaker 2 Tatalia. Tatalia.
He's a mind twister right now, dude. Right? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, with me. Oh, you man, we're taking off.

Speaker 2 Every fucking week, right? When are we going to do this, Bob? Because you are. Because at that point, you agreed to it.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Did you not?

Speaker 2 Look at your BDIs. Did you not agree to it?

Speaker 2 Did you not agree to it? You're a fucking liar, man. So I bullied you into it.
You bullied me into it, dude. All right, well, then you can quit, and then he'll do it.
No.

Speaker 2 I'm already knee-deep in it. I commit to it.
I'm knee-deep. It's like a war, right? Once you're in the middle of the moment.

Speaker 2 Here's the misnomer. You're a nom.
You're a nom. He pretends like, I made you, I forced you to do this podcast.
Oh, he poured it on like that. That's such bullshit.
You manipulated him.

Speaker 2 Do you know why this happened? Mm-hmm. The truth be told, right? I do know why.
You know why. I can't stand on the air.
I know. You know why.
I do know why. All right.
So that's that.

Speaker 2 Okay, but let me ask you this. Yes.
What does that have to do with our friendship with you?

Speaker 2 How are you comparing what Steve Byrne... He made a business decision.

Speaker 2 He said, Jimmy Oyang is hot right now.

Speaker 2 You know, he's hot. He's younger, skinnier.
His hair is

Speaker 2 funny. Sunny.
Cool. He's on a hot show.

Speaker 2 And you're mad that he made that choice? Yes, I can understand. All right.
But what I'm saying is, that is totally different from

Speaker 2 you're saying that we're going to do that to you. When have I ever done that to you? When have I ever not treated you like a brother? Same.

Speaker 2 Tell me. Same.

Speaker 2 And whatever.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Should we scroll that list again?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I treat you like a brother, too.

Speaker 2 Do you? Yeah.

Speaker 2 How many meals have we had? Oh, here we go. How many meals have we had? What do you treat me like? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 You say, if that's how you treat him and he's your brother, then what do you treat me like? I love you, man. Oh, wow.
I happen to fucking love you, man.

Speaker 2 I happen to love you so much, man. So, so why won't when we do something good for you, why won't you let us do something good for you?

Speaker 2 That's the point of all of that. That's exactly.
When you were going through shit, I knew you were going through shit. I kept trying to call you.
I saw you at the comedy store.

Speaker 2 I tried to corner you and be like, hey, Bubb, you need to, let's, you know, you know, and he took me into like a little freezer in the comedy store.

Speaker 2 He took me in there and he was acting weird and he took off. And I was like, I don't know what's going on with this motherfucker.
Those are my meetings.

Speaker 2 That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 I take offense

Speaker 2 for you saying that my friendship with you is some sort of Hollywood type with some hidden agenda. I'll have to be honest with you.
Let's be honest, okay? And you know what?

Speaker 2 I was being defensive and I was throwing accusations around. And that quite possibly isn't the truth.
Here's the truth. Oh, wow.
Can we mark the day? All right, here's the truth.

Speaker 2 And the time right now? You guys want to hear truth? Yes. Truth.
All right. The truth is, is that

Speaker 2 I've told people, and I've said this to Kalila in the past. I've said, you know, Eric Griffin is somebody I feel like I've known all my life.
And he's somebody that, like, if I had

Speaker 2 $20 million and I needed a, you know, I mean, I didn't want to put it in a bank and I need it

Speaker 2 kept safe, I would probably give it to you and you wouldn't touch a dime of it. You're a good dude, man.
All right. Okay.

Speaker 2 I never said that.

Speaker 2 I just made that up. But that's how I feel.

Speaker 2 You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 I mean, all right. I'm just leaving.

Speaker 2 This is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 That's that way. So he just made a scenario.

Speaker 2 He made a scenario in his head that he was like, this sounds good.

Speaker 2 He does this all the time. I love it.
I love it, right?

Speaker 2 And with me, what? With you is,

Speaker 2 you remind me, honestly, the first night,

Speaker 2 do you remember the first night I saw you? I do remember. You do? Yeah.
Dahlia and I were sitting there. I know.

Speaker 2 We watched you perform, and I said to myself, that guy has a future. And then when I came up to you and we started talking and stuff, you were the kindest guy.

Speaker 2 I've only had the most utmost respect for you as a stand-up and as an actor and everything. You embody everything that I want to be in this business.
You really are. You have it all.

Speaker 2 And not only are you, but it's how difficult it is being a white guy in this day and age to work. You embody something different.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So it's like, you should be very proud of yourself. I love you.
I appreciate it. I'm waiting for you.
You know what? I'm waiting.

Speaker 2 I'm with you. Don't you feel like a rug is about to be? Yeah.
Like an ejector seat or something. I wish I meant that.

Speaker 2 I do mean it. I do mean it.
I do mean it. Okay, so what we're saying.
And I want to see this, too. From this day forward.
From this day forward. When we do something nice.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Take it as a friendship. And I will.
But, dude, you have to understand, right? But that's not my history, dude.

Speaker 2 But it is with us. No.
It is with us. No.
We've never fucked you over. What have I fucked you? I've never fucked you over.
I understand understand that, but it's about to happen.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? No, it's not going to happen. I'm going to say this.
You're right. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 That's why I was upset. I am upset because of like, you don't, you treat me as if like we're not even friends at all.
And I'm just like, wait, I think

Speaker 2 I've earned more from you than that treatment.

Speaker 2 You and your fucking brother.

Speaker 2 So I'm just why I'm sitting here like, what's going on? The truth be told is this, is, um,

Speaker 2 and let's go in the past then. Let's go back in the past.
And this is, let's, yeah, let's go to the back. So, this is, I'm going to, I'm going to use it with these candles as a

Speaker 2 little demonstration. Sure.
But is this like a true story or is this real? This is real. This is absolutely true.
Is this some Lord of the Rings?

Speaker 2 This is not Lord of the Rings, okay?

Speaker 2 All right. J.K.
Rolling Lee.

Speaker 2 Okay, so this is when I was born. Okay? Just a baby, innocent.
Right. Shaped like a candle.

Speaker 2 See, and that's an attack on my body as a baby. And that's, don't baby body shampoo, okay? Don't baby body shampoo.
Yeah, don't baby body shampoo.

Speaker 2 So you were born, this is post-World War II, this is right after the war, right?

Speaker 2 The baby boomers. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Generation X. Thank you.
Anyway, so this part is what I want to talk about, this section. Okay, so this section of my life.
What's this section of

Speaker 2 childhood, trauma, all that stuff? Trauma.

Speaker 2 So throw that can on the ground. Yeah.
Right. So, but here, this is.
Tip it over. This is when, um, this is in 2000 when I thought, wow, my life is really changing.
Okay? Mad TV.

Speaker 2 Mad TV, Tonight Show, you know, this is back when I did Harold and Kumar. Oh, right.
Right. All those little things.
All right.

Speaker 2 When this little phase is over, this gap right here was the darkest years of my life.

Speaker 2 This gap right here. Yeah.
Right. In fact, one time I was really bummed.
I was in the patio and Brian Callan walked up to me and goes, I heard you're really bummed about your career. And I go, I am.

Speaker 2 You know what this fucker said to me? He goes, you should try taking acting classes.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. Like, I did.
Proof bombs.

Speaker 2 Like, I fucked. I did act.
I did a movie with you. We were good.
You saw the scenes.

Speaker 2 I mean, you saw the scenes. I can't wait for that to come out.
The good scenes that you and I are in. All right.
So, right. So in this gap, nobody helped me.

Speaker 2 Nobody, you know, I didn't even.

Speaker 2 didn't even know you, right? Yep. And I was struggling in this business, okay?

Speaker 2 and now this is the new era of bobby lee all right so you have to understand that in this gap right no one helped me i was really depressed for many many years i didn't really make a lot of money i thought my career was over and in this new thing is something's happened where it's shifted a bit for me okay but you have to understand that this comes with a little suspect i'm waiting for the rug to be you know i mean pulled underneath me.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 The house to collapse. Yeah.
Right. You always have that fear.
Right.

Speaker 2 So when I go into any kind of relationship or any kind of business engagement, there is, you know, I put my walls up and there are, you know, because this whole thing, I don't want that to happen.

Speaker 2 All right, give me those two cans. I'm going to show you something.
Asians and their walls. Okay, I'm going to show you something.
Just because he's better at learning through visuals. So

Speaker 2 this is the point in time that you're speaking about, right? Yeah. And these are all the childhood before it.
They would go over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And that gap that was there between this point, 2000, and now. Yeah.
Remember this gap? Yeah. Okay.
So

Speaker 2 in the event that

Speaker 2 that happens again

Speaker 2 after this little Bobby Lee fun time, wouldn't it be nice to know you have friends

Speaker 2 that are real?

Speaker 2 Thank you, Rudy. Thank you for understanding.
Let's get into the back. No.
Because what you have to understand is that at this point, right, I thought I had allies. like your types.

Speaker 2 We weren't, we weren't, we never did it. We were never not allies with you.
So you're telling me that there's people during this time. That spoke the same way you spoke.
Okay.

Speaker 2 And then when this happens again, right? When this gap happens again, right?

Speaker 2 Where are you guys going to be? Well, I'm just protecting myself for that. No, no, no.
You know what? You know what?

Speaker 2 I get, this is like the probably the most sort of real vulnerableness I've ever seen from him. Yeah.
So I'll say, I understand that. Thank you.
All right.

Speaker 2 But all I can tell you is, all I can do is do what I've been doing. Yeah.
You know?

Speaker 2 That's all I can do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And like, you know, at some point. You more than him, I trust, I think.

Speaker 2 I do, I do literally everything for you. I do have to do that.
I was testing you with that statement. It's so annoying.
I do everything for you. I do everything for you.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to see what your reaction was.

Speaker 2 Anger. Annoyance.

Speaker 2 That wasn't true. It was just a test.
Is that not right? It's a bad test. Bobby, listen.
Listen.

Speaker 2 I'll say this then.

Speaker 2 As your friend, understanding all your trauma, understanding all your weirdness, I'm just telling you right now that I'm going to continue to keep doing everything that i've done and keep doing it until one day you can go all right i trust you you're my friend

Speaker 2 you're all right that's all i can do okay

Speaker 2 and i

Speaker 2 yeah i just feel like this has been an attack on me and no i honestly know yeah it's all been i've been defensive the whole no that's not true you attacked riff the first three seconds of the guy's joking

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's your defense mechanism all the time to deflect from being real about anything. All right.

Speaker 2 Fine.

Speaker 2 All right. Anytime we get real, he goes, you're knuckles.
You know, you have some shit to say. Okay.
And I just was vulnerable here. I know.
That vulnerability was not. I was vulnerable here.

Speaker 2 We still love you. I love you too.

Speaker 2 Pause. I love you as well.
Pause. I love you as well.
Andrew, Andrew. I love you.

Speaker 2 I do. I do.
Okay. All right.
Well, we love you. All right.
Yeah, obviously. Let's just relax.

Speaker 2 Everything's fine. Yes, it is fine.
Everything is fine. And we're glad and then we're glad that Griff came.

Speaker 2 You need to go? You check in your watch. You're good.

Speaker 2 You know what the problem is when you have one of these like spawns? Spapple washes? Oh, yeah. And you get all these notifications for shit that, you know, maybe you have so much hair there that's...

Speaker 2 Here we go. And we're back.
It's blocking the fucking, we're back. Maybe it's a good one.
By the way, I'll leave that fucking back. How has it been at the house, Rudy? Are you okay? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is everything okay?

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 6 everything's fine. The construction is loud.
The dogs are...

Speaker 2 Wait, you guys are staying at the house during the construction? Yeah. I thought you said you were going to go out.
He's cheap. I have too many animals.
And then it's like, I have a cat named Ming.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And she's peeing blood.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah.
So just put it outside. Yeah.
No, that's what you do. No, no.
Put that cat outside. Oh, no.
You put, you put it down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But that's not, I'm saying you put it outside. Oh, right.
You don't put it outside.

Speaker 2 Let the outside take care of it.

Speaker 2 I have to be honest with you. That should be handled on the streets.

Speaker 2 I love

Speaker 2 it. I love Ming more than I love some of my cousins.

Speaker 2 All right. I love my animal.
Right. I love my animal.
Last night we spent a lot of money to get her fucking urinary retract analyzed. She has a UTI? I don't know.
We had to get x-rays.

Speaker 2 We went over there. And it's just expensive.
How many animals do you have now? Six. Oh, jeez.
I have six animals.

Speaker 2 Edding Zoo.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 And, you know, I have a dog named Remy. We had knee surgery, oral surgery, all that stuff.
What? Do you ever? Because I love.

Speaker 2 Can you guys start getting new dogs? No, they hold on to them forever and then they rejoin them. You know what I'm saying? Like, they

Speaker 2 claw. I don't know what you guys do.
It's crazy. You've got dogs for 25 years.
Yeah. Just fucking RoboCop dogs.

Speaker 2 You know, without my animals, I think this

Speaker 2 pandemic would be. Couldn't agree more.
Difficult. I actually said that.
I love your dog. I actually said that.
Your dog is so cute.

Speaker 2 I was like, man, without my dog, it's helped on shitty days for some reason. But are you struggling? I want to know how it is for you.
Because Rudy doesn't get enough attention and love.

Speaker 2 She needs to know that she... Are you struggling in the house?

Speaker 6 No, it's fine.

Speaker 2 Well, let me show you something. Because you're such a big Hunter-Hunter fan, we had somebody reach out to you to say hello to you.
Okay?

Speaker 2 Rudy, it's me, Hisoka, from Hunter Hunter.

Speaker 5 I just want to tell you, you are the best.

Speaker 5 I think you are the coolest knife girl in the world.

Speaker 5 Santino, you're too angry.

Speaker 2 Cool it out, bro.

Speaker 5 And you, Bobby Ree,

Speaker 5 you're a crazy, weird, round, squishy little man. And I love you.

Speaker 5 I love you all.

Speaker 5 Wow.

Speaker 2 That's Hsoka from Hunter Hunter.

Speaker 2 Isn't that cool? Yeah, it's cool. That's Hsoka.
That's her favorite character. I understand, but who's doing the voice there? Hsoka,

Speaker 2 the guy that does it. Okay.
Listen to it again. Is it really the real voice guy? Listen, you can tell.

Speaker 2 Is this like Cleveland on?

Speaker 2 Listen, this is... She knows it's Hisoka.
Listen, ready? This is you. Rudy.
It's you.

Speaker 5 I just want to tell you.

Speaker 2 All right, here's the real deal. Wait, wait, can we see it? It's not me.
First of all, it's not me.

Speaker 2 Second of all, I tried to get the real Hsoka. I DM'd Hsoka for you.
I DM'd him, and I wrote in Japanese. In Japanese, I wrote him because I said, A friend of ours is such a big fan.

Speaker 2 It would mean the world to us

Speaker 2 if you could be on the show and he said back to me in japanese buzz off

Speaker 2 buzz off did he really no but i did send him a dm i sent him a dm look i sent him a dm in japanese you can see it no everybody can see all the out tags please of andrew filming it and the fun he was having

Speaker 2 i that's not my voice but i have to say without uh

Speaker 2 juliano flashing it to me his soca having rudy in the house has been a lifesaver i know huh she does everything she brings a lot of light. She does everything in the house.
So she's an

Speaker 2 indenture servant. Is that what you're saying? No, no, no.
We have bargains. I don't want to say the SNA.
You can say, oh, we have a bargain. She gets to sleep in one of the good rooms.

Speaker 2 Is it like Harry Potter?

Speaker 2 Are you under the stairs? Yeah. Tonight, you get to sleep on two bales of me.
Let me ask you something. Are you happy with the room you're in?

Speaker 2 Have you walked around the house and been like, this room would be better? Do you think you're in the better room? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 But her fucking cabinet day. Hey, hey, hey.
You're supposed to do that stuff. What else would she be doing? Hey, where's she supposed to put her stuff? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Am I a good uncle to you? Yes. Thank you.
Really? Very good uncle to her. Yeah.
But I mean, what else are you going to say right now?

Speaker 2 Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, Juliana.
All right. And since we're now, because you've seen this episode, right? I'm getting obliterated here.
That's not. I'm getting obliterated.

Speaker 2 So let's. Obliterate.
Since we're here, right? Why don't you?

Speaker 2 I'm going to give you the opportunity to give me give me some criticism of how I could be better as an uncle to you in the house. This is wonderful.
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 You can start with like showering more, things like that. Go ahead.
Um,

Speaker 6 I think you can complain less.

Speaker 2 Oh, hold it. Hey, hold it.
Hold it. What do I complain about? Everything.

Speaker 6 Everything.

Speaker 2 Okay. Hold it.
Hold it.

Speaker 2 There's got to be more.

Speaker 6 I think

Speaker 6 you can make

Speaker 6 our lives a bit easier with you not being dramatic.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Isn't she lovely?

Speaker 2 Is there more? Is there more? Is there more? Keep going, girl.

Speaker 6 You can

Speaker 6 try to clean your mess and not wait for others to help you.

Speaker 2 get to his acting

Speaker 2 this is gonna keep going um

Speaker 2 you're just getting started there's one that you're holding out and i know it there's one that you really want to say you can say it he said you can say it go ahead

Speaker 6 um i think

Speaker 6 you don't need to save your

Speaker 6 boogers

Speaker 6 for me

Speaker 6 because I try and do my best in the house

Speaker 6 and then I respect you.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay. So, just to clarify,

Speaker 2 just

Speaker 2 so when you say save his boogers, yeah, so you mean he digs in and then he brings them to you, he collects them and he tries to punish her with them. That's a thing that he does.

Speaker 2 Go on, go on.

Speaker 2 Have I ever put a booger on you? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 A bloody one. One time on your back.

Speaker 2 That's all the change is once.

Speaker 2 I know. And I apologize for that.
It's okay. It's not a two-booger minute.
Is that it? Yeah. Okay.
I have some things I need to express. That's all that.
About rude? Oh, yeah. All right.
All right.

Speaker 2 Don't be vindictive. I'm not being vindictive.
What the fuck? What do you do? What the fuck do you think she did? Wait, wait, wait. Acknowledge what she said.

Speaker 2 I hear intelligent, and I heard everything you said, all right? Yeah, but you can't get revenge right away. I'm not going to get revenge, man.
Yeah, this is your building up. No, I just, you know.

Speaker 2 Okay. You know,

Speaker 2 every once in a while in the house, I would like an ally, you know, because I get ganged up on.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 no matter what Kalila says, you agree, right? No matter what it is, you know, she could say something like,

Speaker 2 Hitler was all right. And she'd be like, yeah, Auntie, Hitler was all right.
She doesn't give a fuck, right?

Speaker 2 That's dope, though. That she stands by Kalila.
She stands by Kilila. Like, for instance, today, right, I had some extra steak left over on my salad.
Just hear me out, all right?

Speaker 2 And I'm feeding them little chunks of steak, just meat, fresh meat. Who, the dogs? The dogs.
Yeah. Little leftovers.
Would you do the same? I do do that. I did it this morning.
Exactly, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she comes in all judgy, like, what are you doing? I go, I'm just, and I go, don't tell Kalila I did that. Huh? It's too much.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I just want to say it, right? And I want to, too much. Let me say something to you, little brat.
Oh, hey, hey, she didn't use any slurs. No slurs.
She didn't attack you. No, she could have.

Speaker 2 I know she could have, all right. She could have.
You won.

Speaker 2 You little one. Is that better? You little sweet person.

Speaker 2 Sweet little person. And I want to say this is that, like, I don't want to live.
I don't want to feel like I'm being spied on. Right.
And I also don't like narcs. Right.

Speaker 2 And every once in a while, you know, I would just like you to like let things pass every once in a while so I don't get in trouble all the time. Okay, I have a question.

Speaker 2 Do you have a secret agreement with Kalila to like watch over him? No, it's a blood pact. Does she say to you, hey, when I'm not around,

Speaker 2 watch this motherfucker? Yeah, but she knows she gets points from Kalila when she does. Yeah, yeah.
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you another question, all right. If I said right now,

Speaker 2 hey, you know what? I want to stop by Starbucks and get a cup of coffee. Don't tell Kalila.
Will you tell her?

Speaker 6 Maybe now I won't.

Speaker 2 Okay, wait.

Speaker 2 Are you starting to see that?

Speaker 2 Are you starting to see the error in that?

Speaker 2 Having a... You got to bribe her.
That's the thing. Bribery.

Speaker 2 I gave her a three.

Speaker 2 What's our contract? Two weeks. Two weeks.
Without abuse. Abuse.
But also, give her some more money. Bribe her.
Bribe her with money and stuff.

Speaker 2 They like money and stuff.

Speaker 2 Young people want money. She's not like that.
If I say, hey, can I buy you some shoes? I don't need it.

Speaker 2 But if Kalila bought her shoes, it'd be great. But she just wants you to give her the money for the shoes.
So she can buy whatever she wants. Yeah.
Anime and all that shit. Whatever she wants.

Speaker 2 That's what.

Speaker 2 She already fucking knows whatever she needs, I'll get it for her. You know that, right? Yeah.
Right? Do you? Do you have an iPad? Yeah. Who got you that iPad? You.
Exactly. Yeah, but don't rub it in.

Speaker 2 I'm not rubbing it in. I'm just going to.
These are factual information. I know.
All right. Well, then don't say it's okay.
It's a rub it in tone. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you're. Who pays for your phone?

Speaker 2 You. Exactly.
Right? But do I ever rub that in? I never brought it. Until now.
No.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Right? But you forget about that shit, don't you? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Bobby.

Speaker 2 You forget about that little fucking little shit, don't you? All right?

Speaker 2 Whatever you need, if you said, Uncle Tito, I want Hunter Hunter season 19. You'll buy it.
I'll buy Hunter Hunter season 19. Okay.
All right. Without using it against her.

Speaker 2 I think this is fair, what he's saying. Yeah.
Yeah. You know, he's going to work on some of these things, but you can't just immediately be like, you know, I think a lila

Speaker 2 Bobby was drinking Starbucks and he gave the dogs.

Speaker 2 I don't always nark on him, you don't always, but there isn't, there should be no.

Speaker 2 Why do you do it?

Speaker 6 I only nark on him when he does things the wrong way.

Speaker 2 Let's see, there we go.

Speaker 2 Okay, what's give us an example of what's the wrong way? What the wrong way is. What's the wrong way?

Speaker 6 When he tried to give food to the dogs, I think it's the wrong way because the dogs are getting more spoiled.

Speaker 6 And then the dogs are asking.

Speaker 2 Okay, so it's not a health thing. No, not a health thing.

Speaker 2 So this is like an opinion thing, though. Maybe.
So you ratted him out because you have a different opinion.

Speaker 2 And this is why I love you, man.

Speaker 2 That's smart thinking. And that's the right approach.
So I'm just what, I'm just saying, like. Very nice.
But let me tell you something. Yeah, back me up.
I'm going to split the difference.

Speaker 2 No, don't split the difference. I'm going to split the difference.
This right here, this right here will dictate a lot between us.

Speaker 2 All right, so now I'm sure of you. Thank you.
And I know

Speaker 2 you probably do give the dogs an insane amount of shit sometimes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because does she right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you want to go to war. No.
You want to go to war with me? I'm saying, am I wrong? Sometimes. Okay, but let me step in on this, though.

Speaker 2 Why did you, what, why are you expecting less? Yeah. He got you an iPad.

Speaker 2 He pays for your phone.

Speaker 2 He said you live in a house. He said he'll get season 19 of Hunter Hunter whenever you want.
You're not even doing shit. There's no equipment over there.

Speaker 2 So now you're telling me that when he does that for something else, you're like, oh, this is wrong. So maybe you're spoiled.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 oh, shit.

Speaker 2 So maybe you shouldn't get an iPad and you should start paying for your phone bill, maybe, right?

Speaker 2 Oh, shit, bro.

Speaker 2 Rudy. Rudy.
Chito Andrew will pay for your phone.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, you know,

Speaker 2 you guys blow on together. Honestly, I think.
Yeah, they're perfect for us. You guys are perfect for me.
He's perfect.

Speaker 2 She cleans up his mess. Jules, Jules, Jules.
The honest truth. Since we're here, since we're talking honesty and being real, the honest,

Speaker 2 I may.

Speaker 2 I've always wanted to have a kid.

Speaker 2 I really have. I've always wanted one.
And having you around the house gives me a glimpse of how great a kid kid would be.

Speaker 2 Let's get you a kid. No, I'm just saying.
Well, he's afraid.

Speaker 2 Why don't you have a kid? Fuck up. Let me finish with my fucking compliment, right?

Speaker 2 But if I ever have a kid, I will want a kid just like you.

Speaker 2 You could adopt. Adopt her.
She's fucking 19 now. Well, then you're good.
No child support payments.

Speaker 2 Say all the bullshit.

Speaker 2 Kick her out whenever you need.

Speaker 2 And I always tell her, I go, you know, just when we're driving or whatever and we're by ourselves, I always say, you know, and what drives me crazy is because she has an Auntie Louisa, right?

Speaker 2 Just don't roll your eyes, right? And in the car, I asked her, just on the drive over here, I go, who do you love more? Auntie Louisa or me? I knew her longer. She's family.
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 I go, but what has she done for you? That's a diplomatic thing right there.

Speaker 2 I don't like it. She's known her longer.
That's blood. Yeah, but I think that...

Speaker 2 Deep down inside, I'm better for her. And I love her more.
Where's Auntie Louisa? Is she back in the Philippines? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, we we don't need her anymore but guess what auntie luisa is here come on out auntie luisa

Speaker 2 jake uh

Speaker 2 you got covet tested yesterday just today too

Speaker 2 every day oh for your tv shoot yeah i got one tuesday as well did you get one i yeah about a few weeks back yeah have you ever gotten one nope this shit's terrible i hate it yeah i it also they just kind of like they do probably a thousand a day so they don't give a fuck about your nostrils.

Speaker 2 So they just go you know as if they're churning butt butter. Yeah, like they're like they're whisking some eggs for an omelet, man.
It's just

Speaker 2 why can't they do blood? Don't they do blood or no? It's only in your nose. Yeah, but it's like it's intrusive.

Speaker 2 They jam it into the top and there's a chemical where there's like a chemical, like it's like a methy kind of chemical.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 then you sneeze every time. I don't know if you I sneeze every time.
Did they ask you if you did you guys do the antibodies to see if you used to have it? No, I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 I just did the straight test. See, that's what I want to know, because if you have the antibodies, then I'd be less nervous about traveling and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 Like, I would scare me less if I had it already. So, do you, let me ask you about traveling.
Do you have any dates lined up or no? I was going to do a college gig, and then they made it virtual.

Speaker 2 So, I was like, yes. You got paid for a virtual gig?

Speaker 2 Dude, I want to do that so bad. That's amazing.
It's college, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 But I haven't, I keep pushing them back. Same.
I just don't know about getting on a plane.

Speaker 2 And at a certain point, too, though, you're like, you're just like, how much money is enough money to be like, okay, I'll get on this plane and deal with the

Speaker 2 connection and and deal with like, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I feel like,

Speaker 2 first of all, fly direct, always. It just depends on some of these places.
I won't go. I do.
That was the thing I did last year. I said, I'm not going to go if I can't get there one way.

Speaker 2 If I can't just land in the city and get there by car close, I'm not going to go drive, stop twice, drive. I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 It just wears on you. By the way, did you see the guy who killed Bin Laden?

Speaker 2 He posted a picture of him on a plane not wearing a mask and said, I'm not a pussy. Did you see that?

Speaker 2 Well, listen, here's the problem. Delta banned him from their flights.
And the irony of this whole thing, that many people explain in the thread, but this is what the internet does.

Speaker 2 Right away, they're like, fucking piece of shit. What an asshole.
Who cares if you killed Bin Laden? That's a dick move. He's making

Speaker 2 a military joke. When you look at the photo, I'll bring it up.
He's sitting on a Delta flight. A guy next to him,

Speaker 2 Bin Laden, killer.

Speaker 2 No, won't wear masks. A guy sitting next to him was wearing a USMC shirt,

Speaker 2 a Marine Corps shirt, right here. He's wearing

Speaker 2 a Marine Corps hat. Sorry, a U.S.
Marine. And see, he wrote, he tweeted, I'm not a pussy.
But he probably did have a mask, and he was just making a military mask. That's the joke, right?

Speaker 2 So he's making a military joke about the Marines. Right.
That was what the thread turned into. By this time, his wife had made him delete the tweet because she's like, you went viral.

Speaker 2 What did you do? Like, it's all over the place. He shows her what he did, thinking it's a joke, and Delta now bans him from flights because it says, I'm not a pussy.
He had a mask.

Speaker 2 You know, he just took it off to take the photo because he thought that was funny. All of this stuff is getting out of hand.
Isn't that fucking crazy, though? It's out of hand. Also, also,

Speaker 2 that ballsy move by Delta banning the guy that killed Bin Laden. He might come back after your ass.
I'm not messing with a bin Laden killer or something.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's like, it's a sort of like, yeah, he wasn't by himself, by the way. On the flight? No, when he killed Ben Lil.
Yeah, he didn't fly there on like a South.

Speaker 2 He just happened to be the guy that walked in the room. He was the first one.
I know, but I've seen the movie.

Speaker 2 You act like it's not insanely hard to kill. It's difficult.

Speaker 2 I would have killed all the kids in the house before I could have been like. You would have killed yourself first.
Yeah, I would have

Speaker 2 my fucking face. You know what I mean? Bobby, we're going in.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I would have been dead first.

Speaker 2 That's not my point. And I thank you for him for doing it, but I'm just saying that he was with a bunch of guys with the little light thing.

Speaker 2 It's a bad joke. He's like,

Speaker 2 this is a bad joke or this thing is going on here. This is a bad joke.
This.

Speaker 2 Griff.

Speaker 2 Fuck you, Griff. All right.
I'm just saying. No, but this is a bad joke.
The problem with this is now the internet gets a hold of things. They create their own narrative.

Speaker 2 But ban him from Delta, ban him for making one small stupid joke. That's a little over the top.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We are not going to stop people from wearing masks.

Speaker 2 He's probably more a mask. Some people are going to wear it.
Some people are. And I'm now in a point of view is, go ahead.
Don't wear a mask. But I'm gonna.
I'm gonna wear one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I think you should. I just think this is him thinking it's a funny thing.
He should have just sent this as a text to his friend. Listen.
Not to the fucking internet. I hate wearing a mask.

Speaker 2 Just like I don't always like wearing a seatbelt or I always don't like the things that you have to do. It doesn't even bother me.
I hate it. I can't stand it.
It's just, you know, but you can't.

Speaker 2 Is it because your ears are wide?

Speaker 2 There we go. There we go.
Are you happy? I love it.

Speaker 2 Stop. Keep going.
Stop. No.
You do have a big head. But go ahead.
But what is it?

Speaker 2 His head is bigger than mine, proportion to his body. Yeah, proportion-wise, you're right.
You're right. That is true.
Okay.

Speaker 2 He's like a yellow snowman. It's still bigger.
You know what I mean? It's still bigger. Like, if somebody peed on the ground and then they rolled it into a snow.
And they rolled it into a...

Speaker 2 If an ant's head bigger, proportionate to his body, still, your head's still bigger. Okay, tell me why you don't like wearing a fucking mask.

Speaker 2 Understand I don't like wearing a mask, but at the same time, too, I also don't like the energy people give you about when you don't have a mask on.

Speaker 2 I think that is part of the problem, too. Big time.
You know, it's like the people that are like, you know,

Speaker 2 it's like, yo, yo,

Speaker 2 mind your fucking business.

Speaker 2 I say, I say, just put it on. Like, no, but I'm saying you know, like, you, but let's say you walk, sometimes you forget.
Like, I got fucked up. I forgot.
I forgot about it. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 You're walking, and then somebody might hit you with a like, I want you to like go through like a coffee bean drive-through.

Speaker 2 I'm in the drive-thru, you know, and I get up to pay, and the guy slams the thing shut. You know, he's like,

Speaker 2 Just the way he was acting.

Speaker 2 you know, and you get it, you go,

Speaker 2 yeah, bitch, give me my fucking shit. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I just can't stand. Like, it didn't have to be so demonstrative to not wear one.
It just makes it a whole thing. He could just be like, you know, hey, we need to wear a mask.
You know, sure.

Speaker 2 He could have been a little bit nicer. That's all I'm saying.
People can be a little bit nice. And that's because you're at a fancy fan.
What is it, coffee bean? Yeah. You go

Speaker 2 with their jack in the box. They're like, take off the mask, man.
No one gives a shit over here. Just then you're in a drive-through.
You don't think, oh, maybe I don't need this.

Speaker 2 It's not like I was like, I'm not, I'm not trying to be like a

Speaker 2 rebel in a drive-through. Yeah, some drive-thrus are like, yeah, you got to wear a mask to get them.
Because they wear them, and I just take it through the window, and I don't come near them.

Speaker 2 No, they, some places.

Speaker 2 But I'm saying it's not crazy that I didn't have the mask on. Right.
It's not like I'm walking into a fucking, you know. Rudy is an anti-masker.
Anti-vax, anti-mask. She says that all the time.

Speaker 2 I don't wear masks, anti-vaxxers. Yeah, you don't.
She's so

Speaker 2 adamant about it. Okay.
Griff's going to sign off the show for us.

Speaker 2 Look inside that single camera and say thank you because i know what you're gonna do you're just gonna cut it off why what are you talking about every time you guys call me you're like okay griff do this and then you hang up on me no will you just look at the camera do it look at the griff griff i'm out

Speaker 2 wow wow wow the disrespect disrespectful the disrespect anyway thank you thank you for being a bad friend