Call of Duty: Emotional Warfare

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Speaker 1 You two are bad friends.

Speaker 3 Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 Hey.

Speaker 2 Who went to Joshua Tree? Did you have a fun time?

Speaker 4 Oh, my God. You know, it's like in the movies.
You know, there's a bunch of fucking cars ramming into each other in the desert. What? White dude, bald white dudes with fucking chrome.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 4 yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Joshua Tree, man.

Speaker 4 It's out there.

Speaker 2 You do some mushrooms, man.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. And then there's a lot of dirty whites out there.

Speaker 2 A lot of dirty whites. That's who goes to the desert.
Dirty whites. I love them.

Speaker 4 No, I like the desert, man.

Speaker 4 There's nothing to do. That's number one.

Speaker 2 No, there's so much to do.

Speaker 4 Well, you can look at rock formations.

Speaker 2 You could go hiking. Rock formations.

Speaker 4 You could go swimming. I can go hiking here.

Speaker 2 Where?

Speaker 4 In

Speaker 4 the Hollywood Hills.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you won't.

Speaker 4 I've never.

Speaker 2 I know, that's my point. Yeah, I've never.
At least if you do.

Speaker 4 And I didn't go hiking there as well. I know.
But what I do love about it, it's alone time with me and my family.

Speaker 2 So it's not alone at all.

Speaker 4 It's completely alone. It's like the most alone I've ever felt.

Speaker 2 And you're with six other people?

Speaker 4 Well, I'm there with Old Man Raj.

Speaker 2 You were there with Old Man Raj. Kalila's mama and popper.

Speaker 4 I went with.

Speaker 2 Do they like you?

Speaker 4 Like is not the word I would use. It's

Speaker 2 pure

Speaker 2 love.

Speaker 4 They love you. It's pure love because

Speaker 4 I'm a special one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're a special person.

Speaker 4 I'm a giver. Oh, really? You're shaking your head.
I'm not.

Speaker 4 Who won Chiki Cha?

Speaker 2 What's Chikicha? Is that a like? It's the Filipino Cardinal Asian.

Speaker 4 Who won Chiki Cha? I took second in one tournament. Roger.

Speaker 2 Roger won Charlie.

Speaker 4 I took second in that tournament. And then who won the four-man Chiki Cha?

Speaker 2 You. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Do you know why? What's the song?

Speaker 2 Chiki-Cha, Chiki-Cha,

Speaker 4 Chiki-Cha for the mind, my friend. I'm gonna win the battle of the brain.

Speaker 2 A cheeky chaw. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Pick up your car, chiki-chaw packy. Yeah, yeah.
So we did that. What else did we do? I saw.

Speaker 2 The family went hiking and you didn't go, I heard. And you brought your hiking boots.

Speaker 4 Well, no, I brought... Somebody bought me brand new hiking boots that have never been worn.

Speaker 2 Who bought them? Kaleila. Yeah, why don't you say somebody?

Speaker 2 Like, it's a mystery.

Speaker 2 Who else would get you hiking boots?

Speaker 4 Sometimes I get hiking boots underneath my pillow from the Magic Blue Ferry.

Speaker 2 So they all went hiking. You did not?

Speaker 2 Did you sleep when they were hiking? Chikicha. Chiki Cha.
Chikicha.

Speaker 2 Chikicha for the brain. Yeah.
I mean, the mind of the brain. The first

Speaker 2 iteration is mine.

Speaker 4 Did you enjoy the nature?

Speaker 2 Did you soak it up, Bob?

Speaker 4 I've been there before. What we also did is we have some hippie friends out there Shandy

Speaker 4 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we have Shandy Burning Burning Woman Burning Woman and she has a boyfriend his name is

Speaker 4 Lioness Linus

Speaker 2 and Linus the man's name is Lioness Linus Oh Linus yeah oh like from Charlie Browns

Speaker 2 if I've never met a guy named Linus is Linus the stinky one yes The one that has Linus going up?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny.
I know he flies.

Speaker 2 I love it.

Speaker 4 Poop flies. And Linus owns a coffee shop

Speaker 4 slash pizza place.

Speaker 2 Slash CBD Emporium. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So he opened it up.

Speaker 2 Necklace maker.

Speaker 4 Slash.

Speaker 2 311

Speaker 2 International Disc Burner. Yeah.
Yeah. I know this guy.
I know Linus. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And Linus opened up his coffee shop. Pizza.
He made pizza for us. It was fun.

Speaker 2 That's awesome. Did you make pizza? No.
Oh, would he let you make him make pizza or no? Oh, no, no. I don't know how.
What's his shop called? Should we shout it out?

Speaker 4 I don't know. Linus's.

Speaker 2 Oh, go to Linus's Pizza and Coffee. Linus's coffee.
Yeah. Linus Pizza Coffee.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's, you know, there's a show called I like. It's called Body Bazaar.

Speaker 2 Hmm. No? I don't know it.

Speaker 4 Body Bazaar is a very interesting show. It has, every episode has three

Speaker 4 very unique physical conditions or abnormalities or deformities.

Speaker 2 This is where the thing came from that you taught me about. What? This is where that crazy deformed disease person came from.

Speaker 4 What was that?

Speaker 2 Progeria? Not progeria, the other one that you showed me

Speaker 2 the one where it's like

Speaker 4 pre-possess it?

Speaker 2 Pop-op. Pop-pop-pop.
Pop-pop-pop-po? Which one?

Speaker 2 You showed me a per picture of someone on the internet.

Speaker 4 Do you remember? Oh, yeah, that one that's called Har Harlequin.

Speaker 2 Harlequin Ichikin skisenskin.

Speaker 4 There is somebody with Harlequin in it, but there's other crazy ones where

Speaker 4 they have ones where they have a skin disorder.

Speaker 4 They do. They have a skin disorder where

Speaker 4 they're born with

Speaker 4 no skin.

Speaker 2 Oh, I've seen that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's almost like you can see their veins and you can see the inner workings. Yeah, they're translucent.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I saw this one where

Speaker 4 the mother in the mornings have to wrap

Speaker 4 his son like a mummy.

Speaker 2 Before he goes out?

Speaker 4 Before he goes to school. Like a mummy.
And then at nights, he has to take a three-hour bath to take the bandages off.

Speaker 4 And every layer it takes off, and he screams.

Speaker 2 Because it fuses to his skin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And he has to live like that every fucking day.

Speaker 2 Don't you feel lucky?

Speaker 4 Like, yeah, I want it. You want that? Yeah, I do want it.

Speaker 2 Do you see my freckly, freckly? I got more sun yesterday. And you know what my babysitter used to do?

Speaker 2 My Mexican babysitter, she used to take me on the roof when she was tanning.

Speaker 4 What was her name?

Speaker 2 Lisa.

Speaker 4 Mexican. Alvarez.
Oh, there we go.

Speaker 2 She'd take me on the roof, and she hated my freckles, and she would make fun of me. And she says, freckles are ugly.
And I got self-conscious. You know what she used to do?

Speaker 2 She used to put lemon juice on my freckles to see if they'd go away. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She tried to burn them off my body.

Speaker 4 Yeah, freckles are ugly.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 why not what's ugly about it it's it it it it gives me a little bit of style it just for me um

Speaker 4 i just don't i used to date a girl with freckles yeah yeah and i used to like when she was sleeping at night

Speaker 4 i'd connect the dots yeah

Speaker 2 yeah i would make a zodiac in the back you did yeah yeah i have the dipper swash

Speaker 2 oh you do yeah yeah yeah i have the dipper on my back yeah it's just a um a freaky little thing that humans have it gives me texture.

Speaker 4 You can call that.

Speaker 2 In the same way. I like perfect things.
In the same way that your skin tone is yellow, it has a yellow undertone.

Speaker 4 There's no yellow. It's so funny.
You know what? You do have yellow.

Speaker 2 I have a red, red, orange. I'm red and orange undertone.
You have yellow undertone.

Speaker 4 If this was, let me ask you something. If you pull out a crayon with my skin,

Speaker 4 it wouldn't say yellow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 It wouldn't say yellow on the thing.

Speaker 2 You'd be closer to yellow than you would any other color in the box. Brown.
No, you're not brown.

Speaker 2 oh my god you're fucking ridiculous no you have an undertone of yellow skins have have undertones look it up i have an undertone of reddish and orange so what does julia uh rudy bad rudy what does she have undertone um

Speaker 2 uh taupe it's a taupe color it's like a it's like a yeah she's pooping colour poop poopo kid yeah yeah yeah so i have an undertone well does my you met my brother he has it too he's a deeper he's his yellow is deeper than yours.

Speaker 4 Deeper yellow.

Speaker 2 It's almost

Speaker 2 burnt yellow.

Speaker 2 Burnt yellow is

Speaker 2 sun crisp. Sun crisp? Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's like a heat miser yellow. Like it's really intense, but it's the depth of...
You know how the middle of a fire, the hottest part of a fire?

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 It's like guttural and deep. Yeah, it's deep.

Speaker 4 Your red is...

Speaker 4 Very deep as well.

Speaker 2 I know this while it's more orange. I think I'm more orange beyond my hair.
Yeah, it's like my tone is orange.

Speaker 4 It's like the color of, you know, how a dog's dick comes out.

Speaker 2 The lipstick?

Speaker 4 Yeah, the lipstick part.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like this. You take that, yeah, and you chop that part out.

Speaker 4 If I was going to make your color, I would chop that part out.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And then I would probably take a really strawberry starburst.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.
Smash that, right?

Speaker 2 Grind it together in like a yeah, and then I would take um

Speaker 4 just a big, steamy pile of shit.

Speaker 2 And that's the My Color? Yeah, yeah. Here's what you are.
Yeah, what? You're a,

Speaker 2 I'll take a couple of glass noodles. Yeah.
And I mesh the glass noodles together with urine, but urine-dehydrated urine. Hot, bright yellow, dehydrated.

Speaker 2 I didn't drink water for a week urine. Okay.
Then I mix that around for a while. Then I take fingernail clippings, okay? Fingernail clippings, mash that together inside of there.

Speaker 2 A couple of the butts of cigarettes, a couple of cigarette butts for texture and

Speaker 2 absorbency. Yeah, smash that together.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 and that's you. Ah, you know,

Speaker 2 you're a noodle, cigarette, butt toenail. Yeah, that's your if that would, that would be your scent.
That would be your scent. If someone said, what does Bobby smell like?

Speaker 2 I go, noodle, cigarette, butt, toenail.

Speaker 2 What is mine? Dog, dick. You think, you think I'm dog dick? No.

Speaker 4 Yours is

Speaker 4 if you took like a fat Karen.

Speaker 4 Okay. You know, in the park.
She's complaining. Yeah, no, a Karen complaining.
But a Meredith is the fat Karen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A Meredith.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 And she's complaining, right? She happens to have a yeast infection.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 4 And I tackled that little Meredith down, right? And I, you know, put a hazmat suit on, whatever, because I don't like Meredith. Meredith's the smell down there.
Right.

Speaker 4 And I would shave off, you know what I mean, bits of that yeast.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Stick it in one of those, like, those little, you know, in Asia, we would, we crunch like nuts and stuff in a little medicine bowl.

Speaker 2 Medicine bowl, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I would stick that in there, right? And I would sneak into the White House, right?

Speaker 2 What are you doing in the White House?

Speaker 4 To get Trump. I need Trump's shit.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And I would take.

Speaker 2 I had lunch with him yesterday. No, you didn't.

Speaker 4 And then I would take the hairs, the taint hairs. Of Trump? Yeah.
Because it's redder than most. Yeah.
And it's also mixed in with like lies. Yeah.
And deceit. Yeah, yeah.
And I would clip that out.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Stick it in with the yeast, Meredith Yeast.
Uh-huh. Right.

Speaker 4 And then I would take that,

Speaker 4 what's that animal in Chicago?

Speaker 4 The grizzly animal.

Speaker 2 In Chicago? Your mom.

Speaker 2 It's funny.

Speaker 4 That grizzly animal.

Speaker 2 Don't talk about my mother.

Speaker 4 Well, it's just a joke.

Speaker 2 Relax. Yeah.
My mother's very pretty.

Speaker 4 She's a beautiful woman.

Speaker 2 Unlike your cross-eyed mother.

Speaker 4 Don't, you don't have to fucking get some.

Speaker 2 I'm not Bobby Mada.

Speaker 2 I'm Bobby Mom.

Speaker 4 You're so fucking mean, dude. That's your skin color.

Speaker 2 Anyway, your mom, you know what your mom looks like? What? Your mom looks like, you know when kids dress up as old people? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And they're wearing, that's what your mom looks like, a kid that's wearing a mask. Oh, wow.
You know, kids are dressing up like old people to buy booze with during COVID?

Speaker 2 Dude, this is a real real thing. Young teenagers will put on a ton of makeup and like a bonnet, and they wear the mask because it covers up the majority of their face and their hair.

Speaker 2 And they wear old people's clothes. They're going to thrift stores and they're getting canes and they're walking in there buying booze.
They're fucking geniuses.

Speaker 2 They caught a bunch of teenagers doing it just the other day. Wow.
How smart?

Speaker 4 When you, because I haven't been to a store since the pandemic.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 4 Do you have to,

Speaker 4 like, how do you, if I give them a credit card and they go,

Speaker 4 ID, please?

Speaker 2 Nobody asks for ID. They don't? I swear to God.
I have men, but I don't get asked for ID when I buy booze or anything anyway anymore, but I've never seen them.

Speaker 2 But now everyone does Apple Pay.

Speaker 4 You know, you have this really weird, like, because, you know, sometimes when I look at you, I think to myself, here's a really good bro, a guy that I could be

Speaker 4 pals with. Come around.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 It's almost as if you and I are two children that really didn't grow up with each other, but we've, it's almost as if a couple neighborhoods away I've known I've known you for all my life yeah and that we we've been doing this from the dawn of time yeah being reincarnated and doing it again and again right but then sometimes I feel like I don't know you at all and that you are an evil piece of garbage human

Speaker 4 and I just don't want to be there with you

Speaker 4 Where I want to be is with the chummy, you know, whimsical when we're having fun. Having fun.
But that's only

Speaker 2 when you want to have it.

Speaker 4 The parental, you know.

Speaker 2 Oh, you don't like to be told what to do.

Speaker 4 You're disappointed.

Speaker 2 You got mad at me because I didn't fucking play video games because I just couldn't admit the truth, which is I fucking don't want to play video games with a group of people.

Speaker 2 I don't. I don't.

Speaker 4 It's fine.

Speaker 2 I don't want to play with a bunch of strangers. If you said, let's sit in a room and play Super Nintendo together, I'd probably be here for 10 hours.

Speaker 2 But instead,

Speaker 2 I don't want to be online.

Speaker 4 You don't have, number one, we don't have to stay. It's streamed.

Speaker 2 It's on the internet. I've seen it all.
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 My brother doesn't like when people stream.

Speaker 2 You guys stream every week.

Speaker 4 I know, but there are people that he'll go on and say, he'll go, I don't want to stream, and they'll turn it off. My point is, is this.

Speaker 2 How do you know they turn it off? How do I recognize it? Or I will destroy them. What do you mean? Can't they just record it without you knowing?

Speaker 4 Listen.

Speaker 4 I play with a kid named Raimi.

Speaker 2 I know Raimi. I've heard about this

Speaker 4 kid, right? Yeah.

Speaker 4 If he put on, if he streamed,

Speaker 4 because sometimes I'll go, my manager will call, and I'll go put everyone, pause the stream. They all pause it because I want to talk to them, my manager, about things.

Speaker 2 You're just trusting all these random strangers from these.

Speaker 4 They're friends now.

Speaker 2 You don't even know them.

Speaker 4 I do know them. I know them as much as I know anybody else.

Speaker 2 All you know about them is that you enjoy playing video games together.

Speaker 4 When you're playing, listen, it's not as if when you're playing, you're playing.

Speaker 2 You're going to give me some philosophical depth about you playing a video game makes you like best friends with somebody?

Speaker 4 No, but I'm just saying that what you think to yourself is that when I'm playing, it's not as if we're constantly strategizing.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 We talk about how was your day at work. You know, this happened.
You don't remember what happened.

Speaker 2 What does Raimi do for work?

Speaker 4 He used to work at a car dealership, but then he got fired. Now he works at a four-star hotel as a receptionist because he's moving here in September.
He's trying to save his money.

Speaker 2 Why is he coming to LA?

Speaker 4 Because he wants to do, he also used to work for like a sports, local sports show in his hometown of Georgia. and he

Speaker 4 he was doing their social media and and he also was producing some segments he has always wanted to live in that world he's a huge fan of yours huge fan of mine he's a huge podcast fan he knows all of them so he's become a real friend he's I'm friends with all of them but the other people you don't know as well yeah I only play with people that I know in the beginning yes I'll be it yes, but the ones that I'm playing with now.

Speaker 2 So you're developing a relationship with these people. No, they're my friends.
You're falling in love with these people on the internet.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's not, it's not people from the internet they're just kids that are always on how old are they raimy's 20.

Speaker 4 how old are the rest of them i play with this kid named um josh price nice kid from denver 14 15. no he has like a little deficiency oh he's disabled just inside his mind

Speaker 4 and yeah and then i play with a guy named matt who lives in wales and he's a um he's a taekwondo instructor but he's missing an arm that's got to be tough yeah if you look at his instagram he's just going, ha, ha, the whole time with just one arm, ha!

Speaker 4 And he uses his legs, and then this one, it's like, ha.

Speaker 2 He can only do his legs. It's a nub.
It's a nub. Yeah.
He's like, get over here.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but he doesn't wear those prosthetic things. Yeah.
He just uses, you know, he just, the nut.

Speaker 2 Freaks people out with the nub.

Speaker 4 Well, then, you know, you know, nubs to me need to be perfected.

Speaker 2 Do you polish a nub or do you color it?

Speaker 4 I would, you know, like, you know, a pool cue? I would use that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I would use that blue stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, for my nub.

Speaker 2 Because you want more attention on the nub? I feel like most people don't want any attention on the nub. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Or, you know, when I'm gymnasts, they use that powder.

Speaker 2 Chalk. Just hand chalk.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I'll put that and then.

Speaker 2 Well, it dries it out.

Speaker 4 But now I'm not done. And then I would scrape it with fucking sandpaper.
I would go to Home Depot, get just a shit of sandpaper, just scrape it. So it just evens out, you know.
Smooth. Smooth it out.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You know what I would do? I would get a prosthetic with skin on the outside, you know, that it looks like an arm, but I want it twice as long as my other one.

Speaker 2 So I just want one one arm like this and one arm like this. That'd be cool.
At all times, just a huge, yeah, just a huge left arm. Yeah, and my other ones like this.

Speaker 4 And just have a string where you just kind of, yeah, yeah, control it. Or you could probably get a, you know, a tattoo.

Speaker 2 Well, I know a friend who has a, who

Speaker 2 has a missing limb, and he has tattoos all over it. Like the first joke he got was, you should see the other guy on his nub.

Speaker 2 And then underneath he wrote,

Speaker 2 don't play with knives. And then he's got all these, he's got tons of tattoos joking about the nub.
And then just to like give shape and art to it. Yeah.
It's an art nub. His name is Art Nub.

Speaker 4 Make it so it looks like, you know, it's infected.

Speaker 4 You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's almost like, you know, like people are like, that just happened.

Speaker 2 And you're like, oh,

Speaker 4 yeah, you could go in and do that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 You can pretend every time. Yeah.
Or just walk into a bank. Ah! You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Ah! You know, people go. I would constantly, you know how they can have those, those fire suits?

Speaker 2 You know how they can put enough of that stuff on to, I would constantly light it on fire and just wave it around? That's how you could get free shit. Walk in somewhere and go, call the police!

Speaker 2 They would run out, take shit,

Speaker 2 blow it off, and then go out the back.

Speaker 2 If you could lose one of your limbs, what would you lose? If I could. If you had to, if you had to choose

Speaker 2 both, or

Speaker 2 you got to choose a limb.

Speaker 4 These are the kind of games, these are the kind of questions that you play.

Speaker 4 I remember in high school, you would go camping for the first time with your buddies

Speaker 4 and you would

Speaker 4 you know there's nothing to do there's nothing to do you set the fire there's nothing to do so you just kind of you guys want to play a game

Speaker 4 they'd be like yeah it's like

Speaker 4 all right so

Speaker 4 who would you fuck Bobby me or Randy

Speaker 2 well I know where that's going yeah

Speaker 2 because you're like both I'd fuck both of them no this ends up being an orgy this is what you're trying to say you're trying to do one of these trick things on trying to get me involved in something that you did I didn't have sex with my friends like you did, you weirdo.

Speaker 2 I didn't have sex with you. Like, you know, when you go out to camp and your buddy's like, show us your penis.
We should kiss it. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 You did do a lot of weird stuff like that when you were a kid. You had weird moments of doing weird.

Speaker 2 I guarantee you, you had a moment in the woods with a friend who made you do something uncomfortable. Didn't they?

Speaker 4 Maybe. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You're trying to make it seem like everyone had that experience.
The weirdest thing we ever did was... A leg.
Yeah. A leg.
You'd lose a leg. Yeah.
Right or left?

Speaker 4 My left leg. Why?

Speaker 4 It's the weakest out of all my limbs.

Speaker 2 You do have a bad left leg. Yeah.

Speaker 4 The knee is not good.

Speaker 4 You're just talking about arms and legs, correct?

Speaker 2 Yeah. But you can't get a prosthetic.
What? No.

Speaker 4 Left arm then.

Speaker 2 Left arm. Yeah.
Because you use your right arm to jack off.

Speaker 4 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4 Oh, also,

Speaker 4 the guy Matt, who I play with from Wales. Limmy?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Isn't his name Matt Limby? No.
Matt Nubbin?

Speaker 4 Nubbin, Nubbin, yeah. He has one arm.
Matt Nubbin. Yeah, I don't know how he plays, but he plays with the nub.

Speaker 2 Is the nub on the joystick, and then the buttons are his right hand?

Speaker 4 I think he uses his nub. I don't know what nub, and then he plays, but he is very good.

Speaker 2 On a computer desktop, or this is on PS4?

Speaker 4 Well, you know, with Warzone, you can people, most people play, a lot of people play it on computer.

Speaker 2 How many is it PS5 now?

Speaker 4 It's all cross-platforms. What do you have? A PS4.

Speaker 2 Is five out? Coming out. When does it come out?

Speaker 4 Soon.

Speaker 2 Are you excited? Not really. I'll just get it.

Speaker 4 I don't get excited about any technology coming out. I do.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. When the new iPhone comes out, I'm not like, ooh, what can you do? Well, you play video games so much.
Wouldn't that be... It's like saying a new piece of golf equipment comes out.

Speaker 2 I do get excited because I'm like, that would be cool to use.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but when a new console comes out, the games aren't really necessarily the first generation of the console games aren't always

Speaker 4 necessarily that great. Because they're beta.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 2 but

Speaker 4 yeah, I'm not that excited, you know? But in terms of Warzone, let's go back to that.

Speaker 4 I've only asked you to play because

Speaker 4 it's just pure joy and fun.

Speaker 2 I want to have fun with you. My problem with video games is

Speaker 2 when I play them, it's a personality trait. I feel like I should have been doing something else.
My brain goes, you should be writing, you should be working out, you should be

Speaker 2 cooking, you should be talking to someone, you should be. But in my mind, it feels like I'm just killing a clock to me.

Speaker 4 It's not that.

Speaker 2 I feel the opposite. For you.

Speaker 4 I feel the opposite. I feel like I'm really accomplishing something.

Speaker 2 But you're not.

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Speaker 2 your hand-eye coordination for a video game doesn't improve any more than you already have.

Speaker 4 And it's also

Speaker 4 like watching a movie. Like, you know, Kalila will

Speaker 4 watch a Korean soap opera from season

Speaker 4 to the beginning, all seasons in a row.

Speaker 2 Right. I don't do that either.

Speaker 4 I know, but she does that. And I don't really play like this during, if it wasn't a pandemic.

Speaker 4 But it's like I don't know how long this is going to last.

Speaker 2 But when the pandy wasn't happening, you were playing all night long instead.

Speaker 4 you weren't playing in the middle of the night there would there would be months where I wouldn't play at all because you were working no it depends on what game it is like if there's a game out it's not like if I like movies I'm not gonna watch every movie ever made why not

Speaker 4 you know but like I will watch I've like seen every Christopher Nolan movie

Speaker 4 have you I guess I think I have I've seen probably almost all the things that he's made all yeah I've seen every Wes Anderson

Speaker 2 Tarantino. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But there are some people that I like, like most movies that come out, I don't watch.

Speaker 4 And that's like that in video games.

Speaker 2 You're saying when you get hooked on a game, you're hooked for a while.

Speaker 4 Like, there's a company called Bethesda. They make my favorite games.
They make Fallout and they make Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, you know?

Speaker 4 And every time a Fallout or a Sky or an Elder Scrolls comes out, I will play it from beginning to end because they're the type of games that I like.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 4 But what I'm saying is Grand Theft Auto, if a grand theft, a rock star, if Grand Theft Auto came out, the new one, obviously, I've only played them through one time, but I will play it through one time because it's cultural.

Speaker 4 People make references to it, and it's important.

Speaker 2 It's important to you, yeah. To everyone.
No, to you. No.
You think I can get by without knowing anything about Skyrim? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Listen, I'll be fine. And you and I, just because you can do duos in

Speaker 4 Warzone. Just two people.
Okay.

Speaker 4 So you and I,

Speaker 4 parachuting down, right?

Speaker 4 Do you know how much fun

Speaker 2 we would have? Where are you going?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 You're right. That would be it the whole time.
And no.

Speaker 2 Why are you doing that?

Speaker 4 No, but it'd be one of those things where it's like, also, I believe that. You're going to be so good at it that you're going to be an asset to my stats.

Speaker 2 Oh, I improve your stats. You might.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 if I come over to the house, can I do it with you there? Or no, I have to have my own shit.

Speaker 4 You have to have your own shit. But I'm telling you right now that you're going to be like,

Speaker 4 we play with this guy named Kung Fu Nick.

Speaker 2 And Kung Fu Nick. Is he a black guy?

Speaker 4 No, he's Asian. Huh.
Kung Fu Nick, you know,

Speaker 4 when his wife is sleeping, you can hear him going, all right, she's asleep, guys. I can play a little bit.
So he only plays for like 45 minutes and he goes back to sleep.

Speaker 2 You know? That bothers me so much.

Speaker 2 Why? It's just the idea that a guy's like sneaking away to play video games is like, why can't, you're, aren't you an adult? Is Kung Fu Nick a grown-up?

Speaker 4 Yeah, he owns it. He has his own dojo now.

Speaker 2 Oh, he owns things?

Speaker 4 He owns his own dojo.

Speaker 2 So who the fuck is telling him he can't play video games? His wife. That's the craziest shit I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 If my wife ever said, I don't want you playing video. I don't play video games.
If my wife said, I don't want you playing golf, I'd be like, bye. Yeah.
You can't tell me.

Speaker 4 What's the point of golf? It's the same thing.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 4 There's no point to it.

Speaker 2 The difference is I like physical activity and getting up and getting out. I don't like being at home at a home.

Speaker 4 I know, but it's still pointless. No, I can't.

Speaker 2 No, it's. No, no, no.
It's not pointless. It's pointless.
First of all, putting a little ball into a hole is pointless. You're a nihilist now.
Now anything's pointless.

Speaker 4 That's how I feel about video games. It's like...

Speaker 2 I'm not saying that.

Speaker 4 I do the same exact thing out of playing video games as you do with golf.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No, don't diminish it.
It's a great sport. And don't diminish Warzone.

Speaker 4 It's a great video game.

Speaker 2 I'm I just don't find that it's ever going to help me. It will.
No, because my anxiety is so high. You haven't tried it.
I can't finish a movie. Try it.
I can't finish a movie. It's free.

Speaker 4 What I'm saying to you.

Speaker 2 It's free. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Don't you have to pay to play? No.

Speaker 4 It's completely free.

Speaker 2 So I buy the game.

Speaker 4 You don't buy it.

Speaker 2 They give it to me for free. Yes.
Why would they do that?

Speaker 4 Because they make money off of, like, when you play Warzone and you don't spend any money,

Speaker 4 you get get what everyone else gets, right?

Speaker 2 But if I buy special weapons, I get...

Speaker 4 No, there's no special weapons. No, but

Speaker 4 you can buy an operator. Because

Speaker 4 if you don't get an operator, you'll look like just a regular soldier on the battlefield. But no one has

Speaker 4 different abilities.

Speaker 2 How much money have you spent on the game?

Speaker 2 A couple grand.

Speaker 2 No wonder it's free.

Speaker 2 No, because I spent a couple of thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 My brother hasn't spent any money.

Speaker 2 Zero. That would be me.

Speaker 4 But when we fly down, right, he's just like this regular white guy. Where I, you know, you know, I mean, does he get to design?

Speaker 2 You can't design your guy?

Speaker 4 No, but you can get operators, and they're not that expensive. They're like three bucks.
But I have to get all of them.

Speaker 2 How did you, you spent the over thousand, you spent thousands of dollars because you bought how many operators?

Speaker 4 All of them over time.

Speaker 2 How long is this? Dude. How long has the game been out?

Speaker 4 four or five years oh okay

Speaker 2 what do most people spend

Speaker 2 nothing so most people spend yesterday we were playing with raimy and raimy's like i need a new operator and i venmo them 40 bucks what is an operator it's just whatever your character looks like when you're down a new avatar like an yeah when you're running around yeah yeah and you spend thousands of dollars on operators yeah operator yeah yeah really why not i don't know i just think it seems yeah, obviously.

Speaker 4 Have you spent $1,000 on golf?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's a real thing.

Speaker 4 No, Warzone is a real thing.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. Like a golf club I physically have to use.

Speaker 4 Yeah, when I'm physically doing this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you don't have to change your operator. Your brother doesn't.

Speaker 4 You don't have to get great golf equipment. You can just get shitty golf equipment.

Speaker 2 You have to pay for it either way. Your brother does it for free.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't want to, I know, but I don't.

Speaker 4 My brother doesn't get operators because he doesn't have the money to get it.

Speaker 2 So why don't you give him the money instead of enemying the other guy $40?

Speaker 4 Because I already asked him: I go, Do you want to get a new operator? He goes, Nah, fine, Bob. I don't want one.

Speaker 2 He wants one.

Speaker 4 He doesn't want one because my brother doesn't like fashion.

Speaker 4 My brother's never liked fashion.

Speaker 2 So you're saying it's about fashion?

Speaker 4 If I go to like vans, right, and I go, I'll buy you. I could go into a vans right now and go, you want a pair of shoes? He goes, yeah.

Speaker 4 He doesn't even have to point it out. I can go in there and just pick one because I know what he likes.
He wants the plain.

Speaker 2 All black vans.

Speaker 4 No, it's like always brown, plain, nothing.

Speaker 2 Cool.

Speaker 4 Right? If he gets jeans, hey, I'm going to get some raw denim. How much do I spend money on? I spend

Speaker 4 me and Nick Youssef and all these comics, right? Kevin Christie, we'll go to Self-Edge and go,

Speaker 4 hey, so, you know, did that double ply Okinawa raw denim come out yet? Oh, yeah, but we only have two. They're like 600 bucks.

Speaker 2 You spend 600 bucks? Yeah. Per pair? Yeah.

Speaker 4 See, you don't like fashion.

Speaker 2 It's not about fashion.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's about getting if you wear anything but raw denim, aside from raw denim, Japanese raw denim, don't even lock eyes with me.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah. You're really pretentious.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 About jeans? Yes.

Speaker 4 Who gives a shit? I do. Why? Because if you're wearing jeans, you know how sometimes they make jeans that are dirtied up? Yeah.

Speaker 4 They put the lines in it.

Speaker 4 It's not organic. It's factory-made.
It's corporate. I don't like it, right?

Speaker 2 You're wearing a shirt that's factory-made.

Speaker 4 You know what this is?

Speaker 2 A black Sabbath shirt?

Speaker 4 No, this is made-worn.

Speaker 2 Look it up.

Speaker 4 Look it up. And if I took you there, your eyes would get boggled.

Speaker 2 It looks fine.

Speaker 4 No, I'm just saying I only wear...

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's probably... What is that? A two, $300 shirt?

Speaker 2 Hello. You see this Jefferson Indoor Gun Range from New Orleans, Louisiana? Free.
I shot a gun they gave it to me.

Speaker 2 I'm fine with that. That's fine.
But that's what you're like my brother.

Speaker 4 You don't like fashion. I like fashion.

Speaker 2 And that's why I buy operators when I fucking play Warzone. Because I want to look good.
You're a little Asian prince.

Speaker 2 I like fashion. You're a white man.
I passed a new operator. You're a fucking little white peasant.

Speaker 2 You're making up for something. You have to have nice, fancy clothes because everything underneath doesn't work.
This is the emperor's new clothes. No, no, no.
What's underneath is broken.

Speaker 2 It's not broken. This is the emperor's new clothes.
The emperor needs a new shirt. I'm broke.

Speaker 2 I am broke. I'm broke.

Speaker 4 I was

Speaker 4 molested and beat, and I'm broke.

Speaker 2 Well, the Black Sabbath $400 shirt and $700 jeans aren't going to help.

Speaker 4 But it makes me feel good.

Speaker 4 Listen, when I grew up, I asked my dad, can I get a fucking game console? No.

Speaker 4 Can I get clothes? No.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 4 Can I eat?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Right? No.

Speaker 4 It's always like, you know, on their terms. And so growing up, I was like...

Speaker 2 This is just retaliation.

Speaker 4 Just let me finish in my early 20s

Speaker 4 I went to I went to thrift stores right

Speaker 4 at first not out of you know because it's cool to look retro because that's all I could really afford right right but then what I found was

Speaker 2 old I got old rock teas before old rock teas you know I mean we're cool right

Speaker 4 so I've always liked these type types of clothing right but it's like um

Speaker 4 you know, but then when I started making money, I was just like,

Speaker 2 you know, I would go, I walked up.

Speaker 4 I remember walking up to Kevin Christie one day, and he can admit this.

Speaker 4 This is when you have heard of APC?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 What is it?

Speaker 2 APC.

Speaker 2 It's.

Speaker 2 You don't know. Just say you don't know.
A full. No.
Affili Prime Curricle.

Speaker 4 APC is like a.

Speaker 4 It's a clothing company.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know. They do.
They're in Beverly Hills, and it's.

Speaker 4 I know where they are. Okay.
And,

Speaker 2 you know, have you heard of Golden Goose? No. Okay.

Speaker 4 So I wear, you know, the tennis shoes, all the tennis shoes I wear,

Speaker 4 they look like $20, $30 tennis shoes.

Speaker 2 Right, but they cost way too much. $1,200.
And that's so dumb.

Speaker 4 I'm just saying. Look at this.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 $7.99.

Speaker 4 Look at this. Montclair.

Speaker 2 Okay, how much is your sandal? How much is your function? $1,200?

Speaker 2 Hundreds of dollars. Yeah.
Same function. Yeah.

Speaker 2 $8.

Speaker 4 But it has the Montclair on it.

Speaker 2 What does that even? Well, who cares if it's Montclair? They make jackets.

Speaker 4 No, you don't get it. So, what I'm saying, I can't.
Now, what I'm sounding in the podcast is like an asshole.

Speaker 2 As an asshole, we can't cut all this out. No.
Yeah, yeah. No, because this is real.

Speaker 2 It's not real. You really feel that way.

Speaker 2 You think that that's going to make up for whatever annoyance that you have about anything. That's not.
Why would Montclair sandal? I'll tell you why. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Because, and this is the truth. And I like nice shout out to the bottom of the bush,

Speaker 4 you know, Dean Del Rey.

Speaker 2 Del Rey. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Dean Darrell,

Speaker 4 he called me one day. He goes, hey, man.

Speaker 2 I'm over at... Hey.
Hey, man. I'm over at.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. I'm over at

Speaker 4 Fred Siegel. Oh.

Speaker 4 I go, yeah. He goes, yeah, man, there's a Montclair jacket here that I can't afford.

Speaker 4 I go, take a photo of it. What is Montclair? I didn't know what it was.
Ah, see, I knew. He's like, yeah, just rich, you know, French people wear it.

Speaker 4 So he sends me, and I get it, right? The Montclair jacket. And now I'm wearing this camo vest Montclair jacket at the comedy store.

Speaker 2 And I know it, I've seen it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and David Spade walks up to me. I don't know him at all.

Speaker 4 Never talked to me before.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 He walks up, he sticks his finger on the Montclair logo. He goes, What's up, man? You're doing good.

Speaker 4 I go, What do you mean? I love that company. And then we became friends.

Speaker 2 So you bonded over expensive jackets. Yeah.

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Speaker 2 I fell in love with you because of our relationship.

Speaker 4 Every group has a Shaggy.

Speaker 2 I'm Shaggy? Yeah. Then you're Scooby.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the most likable.

Speaker 2 You're my dog.

Speaker 4 The most marketable, likable character.

Speaker 4 That's Shaggy. No, that's not Shaggy.

Speaker 2 Hey, Scoob. Yeah.
Everybody loves Shaggy. He was a pothead.
Yeah. He was Scooby's best friend.

Speaker 4 Unfuckable. He was

Speaker 4 the original incel.

Speaker 2 Scooby?

Speaker 4 No, Shaggy.

Speaker 2 No, Shaggy wasn't an incel.

Speaker 4 He has to hang out with a dog 24-7.

Speaker 2 His best friend.

Speaker 4 His other friends won't even hang out with us.

Speaker 2 Those friends suck. Thelma sucks.
Those guys suck.

Speaker 4 The guy wears. They have raves in that van, and they're like, fuck you, Shaggy.
You just go hang out with your fucking dog, and we're going to go on an adventure. You're right.

Speaker 2 You know what I was doing to the dog? What? You know what I was doing to the dog? Sucking its dick. No,

Speaker 2 I'm making you suck my dick.

Speaker 2 I fuck you. I fuck you, Scoob.

Speaker 2 You want some Scooby snacks? Chom, chom, chom, chomp. Oh, you getting tired? I fuck you, Scooby.

Speaker 4 You know, it's makes, it makes, you know, okay, you know, I'm not, I am an elitist, I guess. Yeah, you're, yes.
In many ways.

Speaker 2 Look, I like fancy stuff, too. Yeah.
I just never understood the words.

Speaker 4 You challenged why I buy operators in Warzone.

Speaker 2 That's what this is.

Speaker 2 No, I didn't challenge it.

Speaker 4 I said, I was giving you an insight.

Speaker 2 Well, the bottom line is you like, you're, you think, you think it's important to look good.

Speaker 2 to wear nice shit

Speaker 4 yeah it's you know and generally it doesn't really matter. I get it.
At the end of the things, especially

Speaker 4 this is going to get a lot of backlash because I know people aren't doing well in the pandemic. I don't spend that much money right now, but

Speaker 2 I have in my life. I have in my life.
I spend money on stupid stuff too. Like what? My car is very expensive.
You drive. That's right.
Yeah. You drive a piece of shit and I drive a nice car.
Yes.

Speaker 2 But that's a thing I use all the time. I think clothes to me are like, I take this off.
I get naked at the end of the day in my house.

Speaker 2 These things mean nothing. They just, I only wear clothes because we have to.
Because legally the law says I can't walk around.

Speaker 2 Otherwise, I would put on just swim trunks and walk around like that all day. Yeah.
I don't ever want jeans or shirts or clothes. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 I live in California, so I don't have to have lots of clothes.

Speaker 4 When I lived in La Jolla, I knew this kid named Tom. His dad was a multi-multi, multi-millionaire.
I was broke. And his dad also was like hipster-like.

Speaker 2 He looked cool, his dad.

Speaker 4 Yeah, like effortlessly cool yeah and he drove up to this his dad one time drove up to this coffee shop he used to work at um in a clunker like the window was blasted out you know the hubcaps weren't there and he walked out of there just looking like a degenerate right and I thought to myself

Speaker 4 yes

Speaker 4 so that's why I always have a clunker car it's always beat up there's always a window missing right yeah I don't give a fuck about cars yeah but that's what I'm saying you care about fashion you're that's why you need operators.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but I don't, you know, but when you look at me, it's not because, it's not, I, I look, I like the

Speaker 2 heroin chic look. Yeah, you look like Homeless Plus.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 I like when it's like, huh.

Speaker 2 But look, I'm jealous of the fact I've talked about this.

Speaker 2 I can't, that's a cool shirt. I fucking love Black Sabbath.
Whether or not you even like the band is a debatable thing. Do you like Black Sabbath? I love Black Sabbath.
Okay.

Speaker 2 But people wear those shirts a lot, and I resent it because they wear, like like the Kardashians will wear a fucking

Speaker 2 metal shirt, like a Pantera shirt. I know they don't like Pantera.
Yeah. Okay.
That's my problem with the culture that took over wearing cool shit.

Speaker 4 All right, dude. Listen.

Speaker 2 So because of it, I'd rather wear a Jefferson Indoor Gun Rage, New Orleans, Louisiana. I'd rather wear this.
Yeah. Because it's fun.
Okay.

Speaker 4 When I'm at Made Worn. Made Warn? Made Worn.

Speaker 2 Made Worn? Yeah. Oh, it's called Made Worn.

Speaker 4 Made Worn, yeah.

Speaker 2 Is it a replica or it's an actual vintage shirt?

Speaker 4 It's the guy that does all of Christopher Nolan's like clothing and stuff as well as movies, especially the history pieces. This guy is

Speaker 4 friends with Dean, but he owns a factory, not a factory, Fairfax. And he sells these shirts.
What he does is he collected rock t-shirts all his life.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 he created a company called years ago called Junk Food, which was a clothing brand. And he made rock teas there as well.
But they were factory made and Asia and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 They didn't look so he decided he sold that company and decided to make a real

Speaker 4 vintage clothing company, but he took he takes

Speaker 4 this is a brand new shirt.

Speaker 2 No one's ever, it's never worn. Never worn.
So it should be called made never worn.

Speaker 4 And he has a crew of people dipping in oil, putting it on the sun, you know, I mean, stretching it.

Speaker 2 So you pay for the fur to be worn. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 so when I go there, it's like,

Speaker 4 I don't don't pick out shirts. Like, he'll go, look at this one.
You go, I go, I don't know that band, so I don't like them. So I can't wear it.
Right. Right.

Speaker 4 So it's like, if it's a clash shirt or I love the clash or the sex pistols or whatever it might be, I'll get that.

Speaker 4 So

Speaker 2 they have little people

Speaker 2 ruining the shirts so you can.

Speaker 4 They're not dwarves. It's not like the fucking shit.

Speaker 2 I thought you said they had LPs there.

Speaker 2 Leprechauns? I thought you said they had little LPs right there. No, no, no.
So he employs only LPs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 So a bunch of LPs, they'll wear out the shirts and they run down to the river and they wash it up.

Speaker 4 But the river, if you go there, right? If I brought you there, you'd be like, oh, cool. Not just cool.

Speaker 4 That factory that he has on Fairfax is like a fucking museum.

Speaker 2 Well, then let's go.

Speaker 4 It's ask anyone that's ever been there. I don't, you know, because of your attitude, because I have to call and make an appointment.
Because of your fucking attitude, I may not.

Speaker 2 Right now or in general? Right now. Oh, okay.
Yeah. In general, is that okay?

Speaker 4 In general, yes, but right now.

Speaker 2 But the frame that I'm in right now, you think I don't deserve it?

Speaker 4 No, no, no, you don't deserve anything.

Speaker 2 Oh, really? You're getting combative and nasty. I'm being, first of all, I'm not being combative and nasty.

Speaker 4 Just play Warzone.

Speaker 2 Tantino, Blesser, leave.

Speaker 2 Pipe.

Speaker 4 Stop being a fucking asshole and a pussy. Okay.
You're not a man of your word.

Speaker 2 Here's the deal. Yeah.
I am if it's something I care about. No.
No.

Speaker 4 I'm asking you as a friend to play one time.

Speaker 2 Okay, so then I have, here's the problem. I have to go buy a system.

Speaker 4 I thought you said that you had an Xbox. I have an Xbox.

Speaker 2 You said it's cross-platform. I want to play it on the one that I'm supposed to play it on.
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 Half the people I play with play it on other conversations.

Speaker 4 Some people play it on the computer.

Speaker 2 It's cross-platform. All right.

Speaker 2 The game's free. I'm going to go.
So you have the fucking game. I download it.
Yes. I need to go get my headset.

Speaker 4 Yeah, make sure you have a mic to it.

Speaker 2 I need to get my headset with a mic. Yeah.
And I log in, I create a player. Then I have to spend hours learning the triggers and the buttons.

Speaker 4 That's not, it's literally so self-explanatory.

Speaker 2 There's so many buttons on the Xbox thing now.

Speaker 4 Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Listen, it's right trigger, left trigger, top, top.

Speaker 2 Even the jiggers are joggers. There's four buttons.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 ABX walk. All right.

Speaker 4 So let's say this is the

Speaker 2 Let's say this is the controller. I have it.
All right.

Speaker 4 In your little mind,

Speaker 4 just make an assumption. What would be shoot?

Speaker 2 Right trigger. Exactly.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 What about the top and right buttons? What about the buttons?

Speaker 4 Throw grenades.

Speaker 2 Both of them make you throw grenades? It depends on what you're.

Speaker 4 This is where it gets.

Speaker 2 You're so fucking dumb, dude. I just, I don't, I don't have the capacity to

Speaker 2 care. Yeah.
It's more of, it's more of it to hard for me to like invest.

Speaker 2 I used to play, you know what I used to play? Yeah, what? Tiger Woods golf.

Speaker 2 I loved it.

Speaker 2 Simple. I'm a simple man.

Speaker 4 I'm going to.

Speaker 4 In Tiger Woods Golf, could you

Speaker 4 go in a tournament? You play Tiger Woods.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you hit the ball, and then

Speaker 4 you fuck about 12 other women.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you know, Tiger goes to Waffle House after his round. If you win a round, you're allowed to leave, go to Waffle House, and you fuck Darla and a Ford Galaxy.

Speaker 4 He's never fucked a black woman, by the way.

Speaker 2 Yes, he has. Tiger Woods, you think during all that escapades he didn't have sex with a black girl? You're insane.
Nami won. Huh?

Speaker 4 Nami won.

Speaker 2 Janifa Johnson.

Speaker 4 Oh, Janifa. Janifa Johnson.

Speaker 2 Charlotte, North Carolina. My bad.
4.30 in the morning outside of an IHOP.

Speaker 4 My bad. But look, look, look, I'm going to play, I promise.

Speaker 2 Why not? No, look at me. I don't want you to.
Oh, you don't now?

Speaker 4 What I am is

Speaker 4 Hakikomori.

Speaker 2 What's Kikomori mean?

Speaker 4 You don't know who Kikamori is?

Speaker 2 Obviously, I just asked you. I don't know what it means.

Speaker 4 I know you don't, but do you know what it is?

Speaker 2 Yes, a kikomore is a

Speaker 2 kikomore in Japan are these little tiny, they're almost a muskrat size.

Speaker 2 And they, no, seriously, they're little tiny muskrat rodent creatures, and they've got bulbous bellies and cute little noses and beautiful little eyes. Yeah.
And they roam around northern Japan.

Speaker 4 You're describing Japanese people.

Speaker 2 Oh, right.

Speaker 2 Yeah. They roam around.
No, you're a kikomore

Speaker 2 is a servant of a Korean

Speaker 2 fighting instructor, a martial arts instructor. It's a servant, and he...
Yeah, isn't that the Kikomori?

Speaker 4 I'll just tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 Kikomuri is the guy.

Speaker 2 It's not. It's the guy who hand makes...

Speaker 2 You know the guy. You know who?

Speaker 2 He hand cuts out Dim Sum. Bao Summer.
Bao. Bao, Bao, Bao, Bao.
That's a Hit Kickameri. Hit Kikimari.
That's a Hitkick and Mary.

Speaker 4 What's a Kikamuri? Hi Kikamori is a Japanese shut-in.

Speaker 2 I was so close. I was going to get that.
You didn't let me get that. You're getting it.
You're getting that. So it's a recluse.

Speaker 4 There are kids in middle-class homes, even upper-class kids who have never left their room.

Speaker 2 You're a kikamori.

Speaker 4 I could have been, I think. I think I'm hikikamori.
They never left their room, and so basically what happens is they go, okay.

Speaker 4 That's just them. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 In their mind. Yeah.

Speaker 4 They always say okay for us.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they have to set up the theirs.

Speaker 4 Because they have to go, okay, and then the next thought comes. Right.

Speaker 2 Okay, here we go. They always say, here we go.
Here we go.

Speaker 4 Okay, here we go, my friend.

Speaker 4 And then my friend.

Speaker 4 Why do people always say my friend from different lands?

Speaker 2 Because it's a no matter where you go.

Speaker 4 My friend. My friend, my friend.

Speaker 2 My friend, 241. Yeah, yeah, 241.
You're right.

Speaker 2 Because they want you to think that they like you.

Speaker 4 Or they go, Mister, Mister.

Speaker 2 Mister.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 When I would go to Mexico.

Speaker 2 Mexico and the kids would sell chickles.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and they go, Meister, Meister, Mr.

Speaker 2 Dumb. Yeah, Mr.
Gum. Yeah.

Speaker 4 You know what I would do?

Speaker 2 I'd steal the chiclets. Yeah.
I'd put them all in my mouth. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I'd spit them at the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 Or I was in Tijuana once shopping, and Tijuana once shopping. Yeah.
And there was a man with no arms and low legs. And he was just sitting there, like, on the side.

Speaker 2 Well, don't do that with your arms because you didn't have any.

Speaker 4 I know, but this is but people with no arms,

Speaker 4 they have invisible ones.

Speaker 2 They wish they had phantom limbs. Yeah.

Speaker 4 yeah, so he was actually doing this, right?

Speaker 4 Right, yeah, and he was like, Mister, me still, you have money, me,

Speaker 2 right?

Speaker 4 So, I didn't know where to put it. He didn't have a cup, just stuck it right in his mouth.

Speaker 4 You have to put it somewhere, yeah, where do you put it between the eyelids? I mean, you gotta.

Speaker 2 I would have put it right on his head, yeah, right in the top.

Speaker 4 He had it, I just stuck it right in his mouth.

Speaker 2 He's like, Me, yeah,

Speaker 4 yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I want to talk to you about something for real.

Speaker 4 Oh, no, I want to tell you about Kikikomori real quick.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Tell me.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Come back.

Speaker 2 I have something to ask you because I'm so interested in what you think. But I'm like, violently.
Can we go back to

Speaker 2 this? Let's start with Kikamori.

Speaker 4 So there.

Speaker 4 So I, what was it?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Remember? Yeah. That's what he's thinking.

Speaker 4 Okay. But so they go.
Let's go. These kids go, okay, so I don't want to talk to nobody.
I don't want to work. I don't want nothing.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 4 So they basically just sit in their fucking rooms and their parents put food, you know, sometimes in a little slot through a slot.

Speaker 2 Because they don't want to see anybody.

Speaker 4 They see him, but they take it. And they're always on computer.
Like one kid made a lot of money on the stock market,

Speaker 4 but he just never left the house.

Speaker 2 So he just gives his parents money and he just says, give me whatever I need and leave me alone.

Speaker 4 Right. But then most parents, they just enable it.
And these kids stay in there, never leaving, never seeing the light of day. Kikomore.
Yeah, so there's a big

Speaker 4 epidemic.

Speaker 2 So it's kids that are playing video games. It's mainly a game.

Speaker 4 It's a video game, video game. But some of this, they ring like manga and and you know, watch anime.

Speaker 2 Are you a kikomore?

Speaker 4 She could have been.

Speaker 2 What does kikomori directly translate to?

Speaker 4 Shut-in.

Speaker 2 Shut-in.

Speaker 2 Kikomore sounds so much nicer than shut-in.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 2 It sounds like it's more noble.

Speaker 4 I came up with a movie idea a long time ago about like me as a shut-in.

Speaker 2 Uh-huh.

Speaker 4 Where like I li I grew up here though. In LA? In LA.
My dad dies, so my mom just tells all my friends that I moved back to Korea.

Speaker 4 And then, like, 25 years later,

Speaker 4 she's sick now,

Speaker 2 right? Uh-huh.

Speaker 4 And she calls all my friends, but now all my friends are like adults with families and stuff. And they go, uh,

Speaker 4 he didn't go back.

Speaker 4 And they're like, what?

Speaker 4 Yeah, he'd be here the whole time.

Speaker 2 He lives in Garden Grove.

Speaker 4 So it's all my friends coming back to comedy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 4 And trying to get me to live life again.

Speaker 2 As a grown-up person.

Speaker 4 But now I'm like, I don't know how to really speak. I haven't talked to anybody in 20 years.

Speaker 2 This is like an autobiographical thing for you. This is almost a little bit, this is like your life a little bit.

Speaker 4 No, man.

Speaker 2 I'm a go-getter.

Speaker 2 Ask me the question.

Speaker 4 That was rude. Ask me the question.

Speaker 2 I didn't mean it. You are shut in with video games, though.

Speaker 2 Are you going to play today, though? I'm going to, I promise. Do you know what a conservator conservatorship is?

Speaker 4 Conservatorship? Conservatorship. No.

Speaker 2 Britney Spears is under a conservatorship. Do you know what this is? When she had her public meltdown, there was like a hashtag going around called Free Brittany.

Speaker 2 People think she's like being held against her will.

Speaker 2 Ever since she got publicly, you know, she shaved her head and freaked out.

Speaker 2 You can put someone in a conservatorship, which means like you have a guardian taking care of you to make sure you're not losing it, going off the deep end and hurting yourself or others, right?

Speaker 2 So her dad is her conservatorship overseer and a lawyer, and they get salaries, and she's only allowed an allowance. This is a 38-year-old woman or whatever she is.

Speaker 2 So I go on her Instagram because I'm seeing all these conspiracy theories online, and I'm like, let's check this out. Is this real? Is this bullshit? But here's what's wild.

Speaker 2 Listen how

Speaker 2 this is what's crazy. Two things.
One,

Speaker 2 how old do you think she was when Baby Hit Me One Time came out?

Speaker 4 16. 16.

Speaker 2 Was she 16? She was 16 in that video. With like a schoolgirl outfit, dancing all sexy and shit.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've seen that video many times. So they trap.

Speaker 2 So they trapped. Because it was always on MTV.
It was on MTV. It was on MTV the whole time.
And I loved MTV. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't like it. I loved MTV.

Speaker 4 No, but I didn't like the video.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you did. You love the song.
You loved the song.

Speaker 2 Did you like the song? Love the song. My loneliness is killing me.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 she was trapped in this child world of being exploited.

Speaker 2 And now she speaks like a child. Listen, how crazy this is.
This is not real. This is all real.
This is her. That's her Instagram.
I'm going to show you. This is her Instagram.

Speaker 4 This is the dancing one. What are the dancing ones?

Speaker 2 You saw this one, the one where she dances. Yeah.
Now, I'm not mocking her, by the way, because I think this is mental illness.

Speaker 2 And I mean that because fucking the house, though. What Kanye's going through is the same thing.
He's having a public meltdown, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 But like, I'm not mocking her dancing, but this feels okay, here, this feels strange.

Speaker 2 I don't know. It feels strange.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 4 I literally almost cried.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 4 I think it's great.

Speaker 2 It just feels, something feels off. It feels free.
Something feels off. It's the opposite.

Speaker 4 There's no freedom to you.

Speaker 2 This feels not free.

Speaker 2 Something feels off to me.

Speaker 4 What do you mean? I feel like

Speaker 2 I don't know. This feels like

Speaker 2 answering questions fan questions. And by the way, she won't answer.
All the fans are like, what's up with the conservatorship? Like, people are worried about you. Hashtag free Brittany.

Speaker 2 And she won't answer any. But like, listen.
Also, listen out, child. She sounds like a baby.
Listen to this. Her baby voice.

Speaker 8 Hi, guys. So a lot of you have been asking me more questions in the comments, and I'm here to answer all of your questions.

Speaker 8 So the first main question that you guys have been asking me is, what's my favorite Disney movie?

Speaker 8 My favorite Disney movie is probably Frozen just because I really like the fact that the two sisters, their relationship, and then one goes off and lives in a castle just because she can't deal anymore.

Speaker 8 My favorite movie movie is probably Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Speaker 8 What time do I go to sleep? I go to sleep between 11.30 and 12.

Speaker 2 It's like a baby. It's like a child.

Speaker 4 It's the same thing.

Speaker 4 It feels like what happened to Michael J.

Speaker 2 Fox? Yes. No, he got that was a shame.
Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson Fox.
Oh.

Speaker 4 Michael J. Fox.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But no,

Speaker 4 it feels like this. This is the honest truth.
Yeah. Is I feel like when you're developing

Speaker 4 in your child development years,

Speaker 4 especially, you know, in your teens, early teens,

Speaker 4 they're just, I feel like those two

Speaker 4 were just exposed with fame. fame, exploited, exploited,

Speaker 2 yeah.

Speaker 4 They can't, um,

Speaker 4 that's where you learn, you know, who you are development, yes, development, you know, yes, in your mind.

Speaker 2 This, so they were trapped, they were trapped, and uh, that's why Michael talked like a kid and he would play with kids and like they just don't know how to function, but this is so this is another one.

Speaker 2 This is a let me show you just this one more. The way she says stuff is just

Speaker 8 okay, so a lot of my fans have been asking me a lot of questions during my comments. I listened, and so now I'm going to answer all of your questions.

Speaker 8 The first question that you mainly ask me is, What is my favorite song?

Speaker 8 My favorite song is Toxic, that I have done, and I have no idea what my favorite song is.

Speaker 4 Stop for a second. Stop for a second.
I can't do it. See the way she's shaking back and forth.
Yes, she's on medication.

Speaker 8 My favorite place to visit is Hawaii and Turks and Caicos. Turks and Caicos is a little bit more jungly and more tropical.

Speaker 8 There's not that many people there. It's a small island, and it basically has the cleanest food, the most beautiful ocean.
The spot is amazing.

Speaker 8 It's my favorite place to visit.

Speaker 8 Okay, what's my favorite food? Is

Speaker 8 a chili hot dog. And then if I had three wishes, what would they be? For love, happiness, and a world supply of designer clothes.

Speaker 2 That's it.

Speaker 2 Love? My three wishes. Love, happiness, and a world supply of designer clothes.
Yeah. That, like, this is strange.

Speaker 4 Mine's love, Yeah. Happiness.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 Warzone.

Speaker 4 So, I mean, if you, you know what I mean? If you were and Japanese raw denim.

Speaker 2 You were also an abused, young,

Speaker 2 trapped, exploited person. Yeah.
I just feel something's wrong. It feels strange.
It feels like, like, this, even this photo, that's like a scary photo. That looks scary.
Yeah. It looks like I'm like,

Speaker 2 I'm not okay.

Speaker 4 But just imagine being here.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 2 At 16 being like the most famous thing on earth.

Speaker 4 Because I remember in

Speaker 4 one of the Michael Jackson documentary where he was just kind of like, Can I meet her? Like, he wanted to meet her. Yeah.
And do so. That's how big she was.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 When Michael Jackson wants to meet you, either you're a boy.

Speaker 2 That's it. Or you're a boy.

Speaker 2 Or he thinks he can make you look like a boy.

Speaker 4 Or, you know what I mean? You're super like famous.

Speaker 2 Do you think I can make your girl turn into a boy?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and she was that big, she was massive, massive, where, but but then when she had a breakdown,

Speaker 2 she publicly had a meltdown, and they put her under this conservatorship, and they say it's not a big deal. USA Today did an article, New York Times did an article.

Speaker 2 I mean, this is very, this is like a known thing.

Speaker 2 Her family is like, this is being blown out of proportion. This isn't true.
But if you look at a lot of this stuff, it looks like it's a cry. It's like a weird, lonely, it's strange.

Speaker 4 It's like Amanda Pines.

Speaker 2 Right, that was mental health, too. Right.
This is like the Kanye thing. Did you watch Kanye with Dave Chappelle on the ranch? No.
What? It's the saddest. It's the weirdest.
Did you know?

Speaker 2 Did you know about this? No. Chappelle went to go see Kanye to go, like, just see how he's doing.
Because Kanye had that. Do you saw the presidential? He did like a.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but did you see like he did like a speech and was like, I almost killed my daughter and he was bawling. And no, I never saw that.
You got to watch all this stuff.

Speaker 2 But Dave goes to his ranch.

Speaker 2 Trump's senior advisor.

Speaker 2 Dave goes out there to like check in on him, flies, flies in, and they're standing there in front of the video, and they're just like, he's like, Dave, say something funny. And Dave's like, what?

Speaker 2 What do you mean? He's like, do something funny. We all need

Speaker 2 happiness right now. Yeah.
And it just.

Speaker 4 I don't know anything. I don't know any of this.
I was in the desert.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 It just, it's an unfortunately weird video, and it's like,

Speaker 2 it's on his Twitter. It's really weird, man.
Here go.

Speaker 9 All right, Daniel, please just make a smile. The world needs some,

Speaker 9 you know, if we need some joy, some smile. Yeah, we need a smile.

Speaker 2 Brotherhood is real.

Speaker 2 Love is real.

Speaker 2 Wait a second, I'm still not smiling, bro.

Speaker 2 I was trying to think of a question.

Speaker 2 We need some kind of joke, something, like,

Speaker 2 something to like lift our spirits. Shit.

Speaker 2 Shit, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I'm still on my first cup of coffee, nigga. I got, all right, let me think of a good joke.

Speaker 2 We need you, we need you, brother.

Speaker 4 That's so awkward.

Speaker 2 So uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 He's losing his mind.

Speaker 2 Hey, what's up? What is this? What is going on? They're bringing a new guy.

Speaker 4 Is it Arsenio?

Speaker 2 It's not even a photo.

Speaker 2 That's a laugh.

Speaker 2 And they walk away, and he literally goes, all right, man, peace. Like, he gets on a plane and he leaves again.
Yeah. It was like a photo op.
I mean, like,

Speaker 2 to Kanye. Dave was going there to probably genuinely check on him.
Be like, bro, are you okay?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm wondering about Kanye.

Speaker 4 I mean, I don't know the dynamics between Kim and Kanye, but, you know, it's obvious to me that he has, you know,

Speaker 4 mental health issues that he needs to be on medication.

Speaker 4 I don't know what his diagnosis is. Is it bipolarism?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think he said he was bipolar.

Speaker 4 Bipolar. He gets these manic episodes.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 So

Speaker 4 I'm wondering, I mean, if, let's say, Kalila had these mental, you know,

Speaker 4 and we were that rich, right?

Speaker 2 What would you do?

Speaker 4 I would hire somebody just

Speaker 4 that you're the pill guy.

Speaker 2 You're the guy. Yeah.
That's what a conservatorship is. That's what Britney Spears is saying.

Speaker 4 Maybe, yeah, yeah. That's what it is.
Yeah. I go, Tito, not Tito, Frank,

Speaker 2 Margo. It would be a woman.
Margo, yeah. Margo.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Margo, you're, she takes the pills in the morning, yep, at night.

Speaker 4 And if she doesn't, you have to see it go down her fucking throat. Yeah.
And if she doesn't eat that shit, you're you're fired.

Speaker 4 And Margo's going to be like, all right.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And that's her job. And I'll pay her $200,000 a year.

Speaker 2 Just to be the pill girl.

Speaker 4 I don't give a fuck. That's how important it is.
If Kalila was in the public eye, right?

Speaker 4 And I'm in the public eye. And

Speaker 4 it's our job to have a certain

Speaker 4 presence and image. Yeah.
Right. Because Kanye starts going into these mania and that's when he goes to Trump, whereas the Make America, you know,

Speaker 2 well, it's attention seeking.

Speaker 4 He goes, and then he goes, he went into a fucking, remember he went to an iPhone Mac store? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Walked on, stood on one of those tables.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 4 If I stood on a table at a Mac store,

Speaker 2 security!

Speaker 2 Imagine. Well, everyone would pull out their phone and go, what is Bobby Lee going to do? Right.

Speaker 4 If they wouldn't know it, they'd be like, what's this fat Asian guy? They don't know Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do.
They don't know Bobby Lee. Yes, they do.
No, they don't. yes they do you walk in the apple store they go bobby lee i have two dudes

Speaker 2 and i okay if i go to a mac store two two asian nerds going oh big tiger belly fans and they just hide in the corner no i've had this yeah

Speaker 4 hey man you should have had more than one line in the wrong missy because it's true that's the kind of recognition i get that's that's real fans no that's real fans it's not real fans that's real fans but um

Speaker 4 so like i would have a fucking if i was kim i would have just a a pill guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But

Speaker 2 this is an issue that's greater than we could ever imagine. Why? Because it goes deep.
Like, this is a deep, weird cut. Kanye is

Speaker 2 Kanye is more famous than famous.

Speaker 2 He is a name that's synonymous with our industry, not just music anymore. So he's a shoe mogul.
He's like, people that know nothing about him know him.

Speaker 2 But time. There's layers of that.
I know, but there's so much to unpack. It's hard.

Speaker 4 And this is going to to be a very difficult thing to say, but and people are going to maybe argue with me, but

Speaker 4 time will tell. Like, for instance, there was a time when Britney Spears was Kanye.
In terms of that kind of fame.

Speaker 2 In terms of fame. No.

Speaker 4 Britney Spears was super famous.

Speaker 2 Not like Kanye. Kanye, and especially because now Kanye married the most famous family in Hollywood.
Right, you're right. So now he's the roof.

Speaker 2 Right. Okay.

Speaker 4 But I would have to argue, though, Britney was up there.

Speaker 4 You would go to Nigeria and just go into a village and go, do you know who Britney Spears is?

Speaker 2 They're like, we have Herschutz. Yeah, they would have been a little bit more.
They would charge. So I don't know.

Speaker 4 Now we're talking, you know.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 who's more famous?

Speaker 4 15 years from now? Yeah.

Speaker 4 There might be

Speaker 4 a moment in life where most people don't know who he is.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Time will tell.

Speaker 2 I don't think so.

Speaker 2 I think he's going to last for a long time. I just, I'm afraid that this is the kind of stuff that Hollywood does, and they don't give a shit about it.

Speaker 2 They did this to this guy. The system, this weird game.
Also, I think marrying into that family is the most toxic shit on earth. I think being a part of that family is what ruined him.

Speaker 2 100%.

Speaker 2 100%.

Speaker 2 What a crazy, backwards family of people that are billionaires for being popular.

Speaker 4 Well, let's. I wanna.
I've never really said this,

Speaker 4 but what what is their talent?

Speaker 4 The Kardashians. I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 It's captivating America with looks and presence. They're able to sell

Speaker 2 themselves as a whole. I am the look that you want.
I do the things that you want to do.

Speaker 4 They're image sales.

Speaker 2 That's a talent. They sell images.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Obviously, it is talented because it worked.

Speaker 2 It's not a talent like yours stand-up comic talent.

Speaker 4 I'm not saying, I'm not.

Speaker 4 I'm not, it has nothing to do with me. I'm just asking a question.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 4 Because I, you know, one day, this is what happens. You wake up.
I remember one time, this is a long time ago, maybe 15 years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Where I was, I went to this A meeting that's in

Speaker 4 Cedar, which is, you know, in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 But next to it is like Rodeo and all that stuff, right? And I was getting, when you go to Cedar Sanai, the hospital, this, this A meeting is on a Sunday.

Speaker 4 If you walk two blocks on Robertson, there's a fucking Starbucks there. I know it.
So I would go to that Starbucks, and one time

Speaker 4 I saw these three girls walking down, and then Paparazzi taking photos.

Speaker 4 And then I remember going to another A guy going, what the fuck, who are they? Oh, those are the Kardashians. You don't know them?

Speaker 4 At that time, I had never heard of them.

Speaker 4 And then over the years, you just kind of go, you hear the name, and then you see the billboards. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And then you turn on the TV and and they're the center of the universe almost yeah and but still the whole time you're asking what do they do what

Speaker 2 how do i see their talent it's not it's not for me to for me to be become a fan it's not a tangible talent it's not like something so weird i know look i i spent time hating it years ago being like ugh gross and now i just go no That's no.

Speaker 2 That's a talent. They're selling something that people are buying.
So who's to blame?

Speaker 4 That's true. If I had that, I would do it.
I just don't have it. If you could just sell being Bobby as a look and be a billionaire, if I could just stand like on, you know, Rodea Drugs.

Speaker 2 Bobby over here. Bobby over here.

Speaker 2 Bobby, Bobby, right here.

Speaker 4 And then they sell, like, I'll do some hand thing like this, right? And they'll sell like

Speaker 4 photos and then maybe moldings of the hand. You know what I mean? Yeah.
And this is a thing.

Speaker 2 If anybody on earth could sell themselves just as who they are,

Speaker 4 I guess that is it.

Speaker 2 Make a billion dollars doing it. Or is it luck? No.

Speaker 2 The mother is the great puppeteer. She's the master manipulator.

Speaker 4 She's the one. She's the wizard.

Speaker 2 She's the wizard. She's behind the main wizard.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I'll sell my daughters to Playboy.

Speaker 2 I mean, that was the whole thing, is they sold her sex tape, and then she got famous after the sex tape, and then the sisters got famous because they transformed on camera into like these.

Speaker 2 Then they were the ones that started doing the butt implants and all that. That became like a thing because they were part of this.

Speaker 4 It's crazy. Yeah, it's just um

Speaker 4 because there's no way to like there is no way that's what what sucks about that you know yeah is there's no like

Speaker 4 there's no road to that like for instance

Speaker 4 if you want to become like you know you can be a kid and go i want to be in a cool fucking band yeah so then you just you're in your garage playing riff and guitar all night practicing all night long right and you get other people to do it and you you experiment with sounds right and you just hard work you're on tour you know and that's a path, right?

Speaker 4 As a stand-up, we have a path. As an actor, there's always a path.
But with them, it's like,

Speaker 4 I want to be known. Yeah.
And how do you, and you just stand in the middle of the path?

Speaker 2 Well, now kids want to be social influencers. That's what it is.

Speaker 4 Oh, I just found out about that.

Speaker 2 Social influence. You're an influence.
You got paid to be afraid of a business. A month ago,

Speaker 4 I didn't really know what an influencer was.

Speaker 2 Well, you're an influencer.

Speaker 4 You know what? You're really, you know, today I've been trying.

Speaker 2 No, you're an influencer.

Speaker 4 I've been trying with you, dude, but you're really trying to fucking get at me.

Speaker 2 I'm saying people like what you do, so that's- I'm not an influencer. You're an influencer.

Speaker 4 Influencing people to do what? Nothing?

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 4 I influence people to do nothing.

Speaker 2 No, you influence people love your hairstyle. There's a bunch of kids online that are doing your hairstyle now.

Speaker 2 What are you out of your mind? There's a ton of kids. There's little Korean kids that are doing your hair.

Speaker 4 Oh, so they're probably your influencer there. Maybe.
Yeah, kids are fucking going to cats and taking off cat hair and just putting it on their eyebrows.

Speaker 2 That's what they're doing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, gluing it to eyebrows and they're looking in the mirror and

Speaker 4 putting fucking real weird freckles.

Speaker 2 Little poop marks?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, poop marks, right? And then also doing this, like, how do I become like that?

Speaker 2 I want to be angry like him.

Speaker 2 Ain't me, fuck you.

Speaker 4 You know what I mean? They're doing that. You're influencing people as well.

Speaker 2 Look, you have a tangible talent. No, I don't.
Yeah, you do. All right, fine.
You're extremely funny.

Speaker 2 It's hard for people to understand what their talent is, and that's fine. People don't like them.
My point is, it's pretty brilliant that it worked. Okay.
Pretty brilliant that it worked.

Speaker 4 I get what you're saying. Here's...
All right. So let's just get into it.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 4 You know, when I, because sometimes I ask myself,

Speaker 4 like, what is my talent? And you're a fucking kid. No, but listen, when I'm doing this, like, right now, right? What I have to remind myself is, it's just, just be yourself.

Speaker 4 Just, it doesn't matter. Because, you know, you can't in podcasting,

Speaker 4 I know people listen to some people listen to my shit and they go, yeah, he doesn't really know much or, you know, he says words wrong, but that's just me just saying, fuck it. I just, I don't care.

Speaker 2 No filter. No filter.
No, you don't say words wrong.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce certain words, but I guess they're, the Kardashians are just being themselves.

Speaker 2 Or what they want to, or what they want.

Speaker 4 Maybe that's, no, I think that that's essentially who they are. Maybe.

Speaker 4 You know, their father was a huge lawyer.

Speaker 4 So they come from money.

Speaker 2 And he and he repped probably the O.J.

Speaker 4 Simpsons.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Right?

Speaker 2 Right? Didn't he rep OJ Simpson? O.J. amongst many other human cases.

Speaker 4 He had many other huge cases.

Speaker 2 And the OJ thing.

Speaker 2 Crazy. He was.
Crazy. Yeah, he never did anything.

Speaker 2 He's just a nice, sweet dude.

Speaker 4 He played football.

Speaker 4 Is he in prison for a Heisman trophy?

Speaker 2 That's probably what they got him for.

Speaker 2 Being too good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 He didn't do it.

Speaker 2 Do you think OJ killed his wife, Rude? I don't know about that. I know.
Wait, wait. She doesn't know who OJ is.
I know.

Speaker 4 Get closer to the mic.

Speaker 4 Do you know who OJ Simpson is?

Speaker 2 No. Wow.
Wow. You never heard of OJ Simpson at all?

Speaker 1 Can I see his face? No.

Speaker 4 No, no, no. You can't see his face.

Speaker 2 No, that's going to be a mess.

Speaker 4 Then you're just going to make Simpson. Let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 Just based on the name, you think he's a white guy?

Speaker 2 Black. Oh, wow.
Why is that? Why is that? I don't know. So OJ.

Speaker 4 OJ. What do you think OJ stands for? I don't know.

Speaker 4 Orange juice.

Speaker 2 No?

Speaker 2 Do you know what OJ stands for? Orinthal. Orinthal James.
Orth James. Yeah.
Orinthal James. Now, if I told you Orinthal James Simpson was.
Does that sound like a black guy or a white guy? A white guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's right. I should have said that.

Speaker 4 What do you think he did?

Speaker 2 You just said that he killed his wife. No, he did not.

Speaker 4 He did not kill his wife. It's hearsay and it's fucking.

Speaker 2 All right, let's see. How about

Speaker 2 you're 18? You're 18. So how about you? 9-11.
Yeah, I know. But you know, but you weren't here.
No. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 Let me ask you about this. You knew who Rodney King is?

Speaker 2 No. No, that was the 90s.
It doesn't matter. It's like, I know who Rosa Parks is.
I don't. That happened in the 50s.
Who's Rosa Parks? Is that our landlord? No.

Speaker 2 That's that the old Puerto Rican woman that's our landlord.

Speaker 4 She invented the

Speaker 4 triangle, the musical?

Speaker 2 Oh, the triangle. The triangle.
Bing!

Speaker 4 Yeah, she invented that.

Speaker 2 Nice.

Speaker 4 No, so

Speaker 4 you don't know who that is. So what else is another big thing?

Speaker 2 Well, I'm trying to think of something. Like, obviously, you'll be.

Speaker 4 Obviously, Oliver North, no, that's probably.

Speaker 2 You know who Martin Luther King was. Yeah.
I mean, there's names that she'll obviously just recognize. Historical names that are where were you when JFK got shot?

Speaker 2 Do you know who JFK was? Yeah, but I was on my dad's

Speaker 2 testicles. Testicle.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Get out of the way. What?

Speaker 2 Come on. What? What are you...

Speaker 2 What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 There's no one here.

Speaker 2 you hear me.

Speaker 2 Now time's up, oh, baby, this end of the line. We can take these guys.

Speaker 2 Yep, we can take them.

Speaker 2 Gun.

Speaker 2 You really are the Shanghai kid.

Speaker 2 Nice riding with you, partner.

Speaker 4 I know a female comic.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 So she was playing at a club, the San Jose Improv.

Speaker 2 Love. I love that room.
Great room.

Speaker 4 And when she showed up at the club, very popular comic, she goes, where's the gum?

Speaker 4 Like,

Speaker 4 she has a writer. Yeah.
She has a list of 10 things that if that's not in the room, she's going to lose her mind.

Speaker 4 She goes, where's the Japanese gum?

Speaker 4 They go, the club goes, oh, wait, the Japanese gum you asked for, they don't sell it in San Jose.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 we didn't have time to go to San Francisco to get it. She's like, well, I'm not doing the show.

Speaker 2 Really? I swear to God. Because you needed the gum to do your comedy bit.
That's not me. No, I'm saying that out loud.
No, no, no, but I'm just telling you this. I don't.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying it to the universe. Right.

Speaker 4 And so they go, please, dude, the show is sold out.

Speaker 4 In my writer, it says, I need the gum. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Right? In my writer, it says, I'm an asshole. No.
Yeah, I'm an asshole.

Speaker 4 No, you're not getting the point of it.

Speaker 2 No, the point is you do stand-up comedy and you don't need gum to do it.

Speaker 2 You fucking brat.

Speaker 2 You fucking brat. All right.
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 So they go, okay, if you do the show tonight, right?

Speaker 4 If you do the show tonight, we'll get the. So the next, she does a show.

Speaker 4 They had had this fucking guy kid drive to San Francisco drive to San Francisco, and it's one of the rarest Japanese gum you could ever find he went to like 30 different places And he found he finally found it sure It was a six pack.

Speaker 4 It was the last one they had he rested. It took him eight hours.

Speaker 4 He sticks it in the green room Monday when they're cleaning out the green room. She didn't even touch it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's so fucking rude and disrespectful to the guy that had to go get it.

Speaker 4 The moral of the story is get the gum.

Speaker 4 Get the gum.

Speaker 2 Fuck that. Yeah, that's the game.
Is that the gum? That's the moral? Yeah. Let me tell you.
Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 And when I, in fact, when I went there a month afterwards, I went to the green room because my rider had zero on it.

Speaker 2 Nothing. No.
Good.

Speaker 4 All I need, I don't even need a green room. I need a bottle of water and just have like the mic working.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 Comedian.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so that's what my rider is. So the manager was like, oh man, last month tells me the story.
And I looked him right in the eye and I said, she got the gum, huh?

Speaker 2 She got the gum.

Speaker 4 I go, no, when before she got there. You should have got the gum before she got there, huh? He's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 I go, yeah. No.
Yeah. I disagree wholeheartedly.
Fine.

Speaker 2 If what you're asking for,

Speaker 2 if what you're asking for has nothing to do with your performance,

Speaker 2 that idea of babying people has to go away.

Speaker 4 No, my point wasn't just that. I think what she did was ludicrous ludicrous.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 And insane.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 4 their reaction, right,

Speaker 4 could have been different.

Speaker 4 No. They could have been laughed, laughed it off.

Speaker 2 That's just the way it is. What they should have said was,

Speaker 2 we're not going to go get you your gum.

Speaker 4 Some things will never change.

Speaker 2 Because you don't deserve it.

Speaker 4 It's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 Because you're not even that good of a comedian.

Speaker 4 Some things might.

Speaker 4 She sells more tickets than I do. Doesn't matter.
She sells more tickets than I do. So?

Speaker 4 You know, it's. How about this?

Speaker 2 How about this? If I was a club manager,

Speaker 2 okay, you're the person. Okay, ask me about the gum.
You come in. Hey, how is everything? Are you ready for the big show tonight? And we're excited that you're here.

Speaker 4 Oh, I'm playing her? Yeah.

Speaker 4 I'm not really that excited because.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Is something wrong? What happened? Yeah, yeah.
I have a rider. Yes, and we got everything that you had on your rider.
There is the pH balance bottle of water that you asked for.

Speaker 2 Over there is Laffy Taffy's. We know you love Laffy Taffy's, and we only got you banana because you're a big banana girl.

Speaker 2 That's a banana girl. Yeah, it's funny.
And also, we got you delivering it. We left that off.
You laughed that off, but

Speaker 4 on the writer, it does say banana, so that's why you got it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we know you're a banana girl.

Speaker 4 No, no, no, no, it's not, you know, that I am. It's just, it's on the fucking writer.

Speaker 2 Right on. Scape shit.
Okay, we know that.

Speaker 4 If you want a job,

Speaker 4 lose the attitude.

Speaker 2 Oh, there is no attitude.

Speaker 4 Because I make sense of the city.

Speaker 2 We also got you nice

Speaker 2 free ham.

Speaker 2 No, I'm talking. Stop.
Don't talk to me like a child. Really? I'll call Robert Hartman.
Call him.

Speaker 4 And you will be fired.

Speaker 2 Call him.

Speaker 4 See, you wouldn't be a good manager.

Speaker 2 No. You wouldn't be a good manager.
No, because I don't couch. That's asshole.

Speaker 4 This is what she would do.

Speaker 2 Okay, so here we keep going.

Speaker 2 So we got you everything that was on your writer.

Speaker 4 Except for where's the Japanese gum?

Speaker 2 What Japanese gum? Was there Japanese gum on the writer?

Speaker 4 Look at the writer.

Speaker 2 Okay, let me look real quick. Got that.
It's the 10th thing. It's the 10th thing.
It's the 10th thing. Yeah.
Dang, we must not have got it. Can we get you other kinds of gum that we're going to do?

Speaker 4 No, I'm not doing the show because I want the gum.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 you won't do the show just because of the gum yeah and guess what

Speaker 2 i'll play all the other improv there are no consequences right because i make you guys so much money and this attitude is what needs to change no no let's get it not on like not in the scene not on the scene stay in the scene okay stay in the scene i think you're super disrespectful yeah i think that's really how about this as disrespectful i could call

Speaker 4 all the powers that be judy brown all the people i can right who have anything anything to do with Levity Live or the improv,

Speaker 4 and you'll not work here again.

Speaker 2 Let me see, let me, okay.

Speaker 2 And that's fine.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 here's what I'll offer.

Speaker 4 And I only asked for a nice person. I just only asked for 10 years.

Speaker 2 You're not a nice person because we didn't get you gum and now you're throwing a fit about not going on stage because you're a fucking baby. Now act like a fucking adult.

Speaker 2 Now act like a fucking adult and go do your goddamn bullshit comedy bit that isn't that fucking funny because you'll burn out in fucking 10 years. Your dog shit as a comic.

Speaker 2 I've seen 30,000 of you pieces of shit come and go. This thing doesn't last.
You mean nothing. Go do your jokes, bitch, or go back to L.A.
Fuck off. That's what I would do.
Wow.

Speaker 4 That really got to you, huh?

Speaker 2 No, but that's the kind of, that's what needs, that's what people like that need to hear. You're not important, bitch.
You mean nothing. You will go away.

Speaker 2 Your comedy thing that you think is so important is fleeting, bitch. You're a fleeting thing.
They all quit. They all die.
You go away.

Speaker 2 Your little fucking gum that has nothing to do with your bad act is worthless and meaningless like you.

Speaker 2 So shut the fuck up, go do your jokes, take your money, and go back to your fucking house and fuck off. That's what I would say.
Wow. And if a comedy club and if a comedy club

Speaker 2 and if a comedy club had that kind of owner and manager, I would respect the fuck out of them.

Speaker 2 It would close in two weeks. No, no, it wouldn't.
Because top, top owners, they know how to treat talent well without being disrespected.

Speaker 2 Wendy at Comedy Works would never put up with you treating her staff like shit. Never.
If you fucked with her, she'd go, bitch, you're out. You'll You'll never come back.

Speaker 2 You treat someone and their staff like shit. Bye, bitch.
You don't come back to my club. Because every other comic who does treat people well will keep coming back and will do fine without you.

Speaker 2 This little girl that you're talking about, who means nothing in the grand scheme of things, there's thousands of other better comics. Bye.
You don't come back to my club. Bye.

Speaker 4 I love it. I got to you, didn't I?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Didn't I get you?

Speaker 2 I got to you there. That's how I feel.
I know. That's how I feel.

Speaker 4 And that's all I wanted to do with that story.

Speaker 2 It was to piss me off. Is to get you there.
I don't like people that do shit like that.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 2 I do fucking arenas with Joe Rogan. I've never, ever, once seen him complain about what's in the fucking green room.
Never. Guess what? When we show up, he's had the same rider for 20 fucking years.

Speaker 2 He doesn't even care what's in there. They'll go, Joe, we got you

Speaker 2 the deli meat and the Sam Adams. Can I get you guys anything else? And he'll go, no, man, we're good.

Speaker 2 We usually don't even fucking touch the shit in the it usually gets untouched unless someone comes in after the show and goes hey can I grab a Red Bull or can I have a whatever and he goes yeah yeah whatever it doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter I did a show real comic I know I did a show once it was a theater show in I can't tell you who was involved but they wouldn't let me in the green room

Speaker 4 just too many people the the headlines wouldn't let me no it was six it was like one of those shows where it was six comics and stuff all right

Speaker 4 and it was just so many people and I just hung out just outside in this alleyway on a stool, smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 2 They wouldn't let you in because

Speaker 4 they would, but it was so many people. It was so congested.
And I remember them coming out going,

Speaker 4 somebody working for the theater goes, Can I find you another, I'm fine back here.

Speaker 2 But didn't it bother you? No.

Speaker 2 That didn't bother you to know that you couldn't be there with your peers. That's disrespectful.
Bro.

Speaker 4 I have a story that I can't. Say it.
I know, but I can't. I don't want to get this person in trouble.

Speaker 2 Say it.

Speaker 4 This is going to drive you crazy, maybe.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I want to hear it.

Speaker 4 There's a kid that opened for me, and he goes,

Speaker 4 and they're doing a documentary about his life. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So I was playing the Ontario improv.

Speaker 2 And gosh, that burp. Woof.
Yeah. Comes through clear.
It's nice.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 4 he comes to the Ontario Improv and he goes,

Speaker 4 he brings in a crew of five or six people what do you mean friends no they're shooting a documentary I'm bottom oh okay

Speaker 4 so he's sitting in the green room and then they all order from the restaurant they're all eating in there yeah the server comes in they go can I get you guys anything and then they're all drinking drinks or then they're shooting sure and I walked in there I was just like hey what's up man he's like just shooting man

Speaker 4 okay can you hey hey and then he goes hey man we're shooting can you close the door and he's opening for you.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I go, okay.

Speaker 4 And I closed the door, and I just sat in the hallway in the back. It's your green room.
I know.

Speaker 2 Why wouldn't you say, you guys just can't shoot in here? Did they ask you or talk to you?

Speaker 4 And then I remember at the end of the night, the manager was like, dude, they spent like $1,800 worth of fucking

Speaker 2 drinks.

Speaker 4 I could just take it out of my thing.

Speaker 2 You paid for that? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Bob? Yeah. That's not okay.

Speaker 4 Well, he was dying.

Speaker 2 But he's not dead, is he? No. So you should send him a bill.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 That is not okay.

Speaker 4 I know, but he was dying. Apparently, from what I heard, that's why I did it.
I go, he's dying.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that, but people need to know that that stuff's not okay.

Speaker 4 And I want to go to him now and go, hey, man, I thought you were supposed to be dead.

Speaker 4 You know, he's like, nah, it hasn't.

Speaker 2 You were supposed to die. You were supposed to fucking die, man.
Well, if you don't die, I'm going to win $1,800, family. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Just the people's, you know.

Speaker 2 God, you got me with that story. You got me.

Speaker 4 I did.

Speaker 2 It just gets me amped up about people who have attitudes in this business for no reason.

Speaker 4 Oh, you know what's worse is Eddie Griffin's thing.

Speaker 2 You know, his. No.

Speaker 4 Eddie Griffin has a thing is every show,

Speaker 4 you need to give me number size 11 Nike shoes, brand new.

Speaker 4 before every show.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 4 That's just in his writer.

Speaker 2 They buy him shoes? Yeah.

Speaker 4 But then what happened was when he's this is when he was at his height. And over the years, he would do the road, and people would get it from.
And then one day, some club owner said, nah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's correct. We're not doing that.
Yeah, because the shoes don't have anything to do with anything.

Speaker 4 He's like, yeah, man, but it's in my rider. And they're like, nah, you're not drawing.
Yeah. You know.
You didn't sell out the room. Yeah, so, and also it's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 So apparently now he gets only one pair for the whole weekend.

Speaker 2 That's so stupid. I know.
But why, see, that's the nerve of people to think they can ask for it.

Speaker 2 And the problem is, if he did something great, if behind the scenes we found out he gave those shoes away to people in need, I would fucking love it. Right.
But that's not the case. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He just wants to take advantage of it, the system. Steve McQueen,

Speaker 2 he would ask, are you sleeping?

Speaker 4 No, I'm

Speaker 4 sorry. Come on.
I'm so tired, dude. Go ahead.
Be real. I swear to God, I'm listening.

Speaker 2 Steve McQueen would ask for the wardrobes in every movie he ever did. Okay?

Speaker 2 People would say, Well, why do you want all the clothes? And they used to make fun of him because he would take men's clothes, women's clothes, and they're like, Why, what's his deal?

Speaker 2 Like, that's weird.

Speaker 2 They would label it as strange. Steve McQueen was an orphan, and little did those people know.

Speaker 2 Steve McQueen would take all those clothes that he would ended up getting from Wardrobe if they said yes, and he would go to orphanages and donate the clothes to make sure that those kids had new clothes.

Speaker 2 More particularly, Hollywood clothes from a guy.

Speaker 4 Really, so he's an adult, yeah, And he wears, he's a lawyer in a movie. He's not just shit.
And he wears a fucking lawyer suit on and

Speaker 4 goes to the fucking orphanage. They go, here's a full-grown men's fucking business suit.

Speaker 2 Steve McQueen was 5'2 ⁇ , 100 pounds.

Speaker 2 He was the average size of a fully.

Speaker 4 Why do you make up stories?

Speaker 2 That's a true story. Steve McQueen used to go to the business.

Speaker 4 He does a period piece. You know what I mean? You know, here's a medieval armor.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Wear that. You don't think a kid of the orphans wants to walk around in chain link armor?

Speaker 4 Get your shit together, man.

Speaker 2 Get my shit together?

Speaker 4 I'm just trying to provoke you.

Speaker 2 You're trying to piss me the fuck off. I'm getting there.
You already got you there. The story already got me.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm getting you there. I love it.

Speaker 2 You're battling me. I know.
Can we say rest in peace to Regis Fieldman? Who's that? Regis died. Regis Fieldman died.

Speaker 4 Regis

Speaker 2 Regis, Kelly Lee. Regis and really Regis from the morning show.

Speaker 4 He's like a newscaster?

Speaker 2 Do you know about the newscaster? Regis? Do you know who Regis is? No, no. Regis Filbman?

Speaker 2 Regis Filbman? He died. You know Regis?

Speaker 2 You've never seen this guy, Bob? You've never seen Regis Filbman. He did the morning show or whatever?

Speaker 4 I don't know a lot of newscasters.

Speaker 4 I know who.

Speaker 2 It says he's the hardest working man in show business. Wolf Blitzer.
He holds the Guinness World Record for most hours on U.S. television.
I don't don't know him. I know Wolf Blitzer.

Speaker 2 Holds the Guinness World Record for most hours on U.S. fucking television.
You'd never heard of this guy? Regis Philbin, Regis, and Kelly Lee?

Speaker 2 I'm losing my shit. You know who he is.

Speaker 4 I really don't know who he is. Why are you trying to fame me?

Speaker 2 Wait, no, you have to.

Speaker 4 Is he in a movie? Was he in a movie? I watch movies.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 he's like on TV every day.

Speaker 4 If he died, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 It's not your fault. You didn't do it.
God bless you.

Speaker 2 Him.

Speaker 4 Him, I mean.

Speaker 2 Was he good, though? He was so lovable. Oh.

Speaker 2 Jimmy Kimmel put up a picture on his Instagram of him kissing on the mouth. It was really funny.

Speaker 4 Don't know him.

Speaker 2 Jimmy Kimmel, you know.

Speaker 4 I know who Regis Film is.

Speaker 2 Son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 I knew you knew. I know, but that was fun, though.
Rest in peace.

Speaker 4 Rest in peace, dude. I love you, man.
I really am.

Speaker 2 That's so sad. He did.
When we were in the trip, right?

Speaker 4 I turned to,

Speaker 4 she doesn't remember, but I turned to Kalala and go, oh, Regis Filma just died.

Speaker 2 So sad.

Speaker 4 But he was 88.

Speaker 4 i'm about to turn 89 next gun down in his prime

Speaker 2 yeah he was a shootout dude that's how he died

Speaker 2 yeah no he seriously it was a gun shootout

Speaker 2 you don't know that he died in a shootout he didn't yes he did i read he did i fucking read it if it was a gun shootout

Speaker 4 what it would be all over the news

Speaker 2 what

Speaker 2 thank you for being a bad friend

Speaker 2 Asian friends.

Speaker 2 Well, you two are something.