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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show.
I'm Bobby Lee. I'm Andrew Santino.
And this is Bad Friends. We love, we love to cook.
We love to clean. We love to...
Can you imagine if we did one of those shows, if we did like an HGTV show? Oh my God. Do you watch those, the flipping property brothers and all that stuff? I love when they flip flip.
Flip flip. I love it.
I love when they take a really shitty house, right? And they turn it into like a shitty house but looks better. It's a better shitty house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they sell it for tons of money.

I know.

You know, when we were

looking for houses,

there were some houses

where it was like,

you know what I mean,

a crack house.

Yeah.

And then Kalilah would be like,

we could just, you know,

buy it for cheap and flip it.

They're like, how the fuck?

I don't know anybody.

I don't know hardwood people. I don't know stealing people.
I don't know how to fucking do that. What did she say? She's like, you're right.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, why are we flipping a house is people think it's like a thing you can just do. Yeah.
No, it's impossible. Number one.
Okay, first of all, I don't know how much wood costs. Let's take a guess.
I don't even know what the two by four. I don't even know what the dimensions to get.
You got get You got it, the Dynamension is a 2x4 I go to Home Depot and I go, hi I show them a photo Welcome to Home Depot, how can I help you? Hi, so I bought a crack house down in Crenshaw Yeah, everything here in Los Angeles is a crack house Right, so here's the house Okay, I see that piece of shit See the floor? It means barely a floor, it's crack linoleum. Yeah, it's cracked linoleums.
And also, there are like weeds growing through. Anyway, I need to put new hardwood floors in.
Okay. How much is it? How much do you think you want to give us? I'll give you half a million.
Done. That's how much it costs.
And then, so then I put it in my car. Yep.
How do you bring it to the car? On your shoulders? Shoulders would be right. That's even that.
I can't do that. I don't even know.
Yeah. And then who are you going to hire to install it? Do you have somebody? Raul, Jose.
Alejandro and? They're one guy. That's his name.
They're Raul Jose? Raul Jose Alejandro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's one guy. I could do basically everything.
Yeah. And then that's that, right? And then now mildew.
What do you do with that? Oh, my God. You have to have someone come and kill and disinfect and scrape and yeah.
Yeah, so I hire that guy. How much is that guy? $800,000, $900,000.
Right. So I'm already a million deep with floors and mildew scrapings.
You're done. Yeah.
I'm done. I'm in the hole.
How much are you going to flip the house for? Probably $200. I made $200 extra.
$200. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After taxes, you lost $800. I lost it, yeah.
So I don't know how to do that. No, no.
That idea is impossible. Also, you don't have the time to live in a house that's going to be flipped.
That's right. We would have to get an Airbnb or go to a hotel room with the fucking knives.
The knives that she has. Honestly, everyone has been sending me emails

about Rudy's knife dreams.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dissecting it.

Well, they also dissected

your vampire eggs.

Yeah.

A lot of it was Stardew Valley,

by the way.

That's where they think

all of it comes from.

I think,

well,

the eggs,

definitely for Stardew Valley.

And the vampires.

Yeah,

but the wooden vacuum cleaner,

there's no way.

Yeah,

they did say there was something

in the game.

There's not a wooden vacuum cleaner

in Stardew Valley.

Something that was about cleaning

that was in the game.

Maybe.

I don't know. Yeah, but the wooden vacuum cleaner, there's no way.
Yeah, they did say there was something in the game. There's not a wooden vacuum cleaner in Stardew Valley.

Something that was about cleaning that was in the game.

Maybe.

I don't know.

I sound like a psychic right now.

Yeah.

I'm getting a vibe from maybe someone, a cousin.

I'll tell you another thing.

Yeah.

Is the other day, a couple of weeks ago, I said, Rudy.

Time out.

You said the other day, a couple of weeks ago?

The other day, a couple of weeks ago.

I said, yeah.

The other day, a couple of weeks ago. Last month, today.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's in the past.
I get it. Okay, so don't correct me.
No doubt. But I was asking her, and I don't know if you remember this.
I go, where are the knives at? And she goes, Tita Bobby, it's in the compartment. So I had to open up the fucking, right, the dishwasher.
And there's a compartment, right? Above it. Above it with all the, but but i don't know that's not where the knives really go well that's what that i think she's hiding it or something no no that's where the that's where they go i put it up there in the top you're saying you pull out the top that's where the knives are right yeah oh really that's where they go yeah well then that's my bad well then that's my bad because in my mind i'm like why is she we have the same dishwasher it's up you put it's above the dishes right yeah yeah that's where the the knives go yeah that's all i want to know but by the way i don't trust her with you know what she said to me last week she goes she goes um hey what um do you guys ever do sponsors that like maybe i could have um some of the things and i was like yeah i mean we we have a bunch of we have a bunch of different ad reads what like what do you want i can get you something and she goes bmw do.
Do you do knives, like Japanese knives? And I said, really? And she goes, just like seven or eight kitchen knives maybe. That's what she asked for.
Didn't you ask for sharp knives? And I said, what for? And you said, I collect them. And that's what, yeah.
And do you have those Japanese, you know, schoolgirl uniforms that I can have? Yeah, that's what she wanted. She wanted a schoolgirl, private school, schoolgirl, school uniform, knives, right? And she wanted to go and fucking kill everyone in the fucking house.
I've seen that movie before. Rudy, you're scary, but I like you, but you're scary, dude.
Do you think you could, do you think that dream that you had, that everyone keeps talking about it, like we keep getting emails the fan page do you think that you um had that dream because you there's someone in your life that you hate that you just can't tell that you hate you can't say it to them no someone predicted they said rudy has pent up aggression towards a person in her life that did her wrong i think i think i think i know who it is but i don't want to get private in the in the is a family member no I think maybe that you because you know maybe because your dad wasn't around no I don't really care about my dad there it is that's true that was it I felt it yeah did you feel it yeah that's the knives the school girl that's killing youth anger madness yeah that makes it revenge yeah you have you have because she's also one of the type of people i i say how do you feel fine how do you feel right now okay yeah so yeah that's what i mean yeah deep it's either fine or okay what is it other layers is it ever good rudy or do you ever feel good get closer to the the mic, Juliana. Get closer to the mic.

Sometimes.

Like,

do you,

like,

what's a good day for you?

Um,

I don't know.

Like,

it's being with the dogs.

Being with the dogs is a good day.

I like that a lot.

We did something yesterday

that,

and Kalilah said

never to talk about it.

Talk about it.

But I'm gonna,

look at her.

Talk about it.

She said never talk,

I'm gonna get a big, should we not talk about it? I don't know. Yeah.
So I had to do ADR yesterday for some movie that I did. What movie? I did a movie with Eric Griffin.
Wait, seriously? Yeah. What was it? It's called Mayfair Games.
What? Yeah, it's with me, Eric Griffin, Mary Lynn Ricegub, Sean austin isn't it from lord of the rings rudy rudy yeah and um not you so i did adr for that and then it was over you know you do an independent movie so always the adr places is in like some guy's basement it was in a house yeah it's always something like, what's up? I'm Steve. You're looking for Dan.
Smoking out front.

Yeah.

Also, the guy, first of all, we go, I go, I don't want to do it.

And they go, no, dude, we're like quarantined too.

We're like, we're real safe, right?

We fucking drive up.

The guy has no mask, no gloves.

And he's just out there smoking.

What's up, man?

I literally just said that.

I know, I know.

But that's exactly what happened, right?

And then Kalilah's like, no, you can't go in there.

So I fucking, I have to do it.

So I did it, right?

And then Kalilah goes, let's take a drive by the beach. I've done that.
Not go on the beach, but just see. No, I've taken a drive by the beach.
It's nice. It's nice, right? So nice.
But she did something. She said something that is so unlike her.
What? Right? It's almost as if this is how crazy it is. It's like a priest going, no, that's not crazy.
Let me think of something. A priest going, come here, little boy.
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it? No, it's like, if Al Magical said that he choked a baby, that's how shocking, you know, that'd be shocking, right? Who's baby? That is true. Yeah.
Yeah, that is true. No, you're saying it's something out of the ordinary.
It's a shocking out of the ordinary. So we're driving on the beach and she goes, you want to see if Lily's is open? Lily's? The cafe? No.
What is Lily's?

If you are ever in Malibu when the quarantine's over,

the best Mexican food restaurant of all time. Is it in the Malibu?

Is in Malibu.

No, no, in the strip mall there.

Yes.

Yes, I know what it is.

Are you in there?

Yes, I know exactly what it is.

It's so fucking good.

You didn't tell me about it.

Did you tell me about it?

I don't know.

It's in that strip mall. I know exactly what you're talking about.
And she goes, you want to get Lily's? And I literally, right? Remember what I, tears. You started crying? Oh, my God.
What? Bob. Don't tease me.
No, she wanted to get it. No, she, this is, she, I told you before, right?

She is the, she is quarantine queen.

Yeah.

You don't leave the house for no reason.

You don't touch nobody.

But you can order food from home.

No, we don't, we've never even done that.

Wow.

Right?

So she goes, let's see if they're open.

They were open.

And fucking Rudy ran into the restaurant.

You sent in the slave. We called in.
called in we brought in the fucking guinea pig and go go go go and I kicked her out of the fucking did she wear a mask no yeah she did get in there and she runs and she goes I'm here for the order and they're like you want to you know what I mean she's got scene. So we took the food and we went by kind of like the street on this hill.
And we ate. We just golfed it down.
And it was literally – you know, Kalilah said, this is the way we should always eat food. You know? Because it's like – you know, I had lilies before once a month.
I would just drive to Malibu. Not that big of a deal.
But when it's special like that. Yeah.
You know, they say, I don't know if you know the statistic, but they say that somebody that was in a horrific car accident, right, who's paralyzed from the neck down is happier than somebody who wins the lottery. Well, that seems subjective.
It's not. I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why. Let me just finish my point.
Because the person that... Imagine somebody has no money.
He wins the lottery, right? Their friends begin to use them. Yeah.
Right? Family members start asking for money, right? You spend it. You don't know how to use it.
You don't know how to invest it. Because you've never had money before.
And you start getting paranoid about people and whatnot. It generally makes you very unhappy.
Yeah, that's true. Statistically, most people that win the lottery end up.
When somebody is in a car accident

and paralyzes from neck down,

little things like tasting orange juice

is the happiest moment in your life.

When you're able to do this with your finger,

I move my finger.

That's a huge thing.

And also, you realize who really loves you. The people that are by your side helping you through the – you know what I mean? Dancing? No.
Not dancing but helping you through the physical therapy. Right? Right.
And there's always someone – you can do it, Bobby. Like Kalilah would be there.
Put your left foot. I go, no, it's shaky.
Right? You wouldn't do it. Yes, I would.
You wouldn't rehab at all. I would rehab.
I used the bars, right? No. I'd go, it's shaky.
And you can do it. And I'd do it.
And I'd go, I did it. Right? You would never rehab.
And everyone would be like, yeah. Yay.
And you would feel happy. And give me oranges.
Oh, my God. The flavors.
You know what I mean? You would never rehab. That's fucking so rude.
It would be your dream. If you got paralyzed in a car accident, Bob, they're like, well, it's going to be hard to get you back on your feet or you could stay in a wheelchair and a bed and a couch and play video games and just fucking hang out on your fat ass all day.
That's true. In that way, it's true.
But I know this about myself. I know that two years in...
You can walk and it's hard to get you to walk. It's hard to get you up and about.
Fuck you. I can walk.
I know how to do it. I've done it before.
I can do it again. I know.
But I know that, yeah, I'd be paralyzed. Why do you keep doing this? Are you a skeleton? Are you like a ghost? What is this? Whatever.
I've never been paralyzed before. So I'm sitting there and I'm playing, right, and I'm playing video games and I can't walk.
And I'd be like, this is cool. And people are just feeding me Hot Pockets or whatever.
Your dream, your dream, your dream. Right? And it's like, but then I know that, let me just see what's on TV.
And once I clicked over to television and I saw you, right, on a TV show, it would immediately go, oh, fuck. I got to get back out.
I need to get back out there. And so that's – I know that that would happen.
Cut to the montage scene of you. You're in the water.
You're swimming. And then the instructor is like, Bobby, you're doing good.
And then you turn and you're like – The shit in the pool. And everyone's like, get out of the pool.
You get out of the pool. Yeah.

I could see it.

No, you could.

You would rehab good.

But do you understand?

I know what you're saying.

But between the lottery winner and the –

I understand what you're saying because you learn to appreciate things.

Look.

That's what I'm saying.

I said this on this thing that I did one, this solo thing I did.

And I mean this.

This is very sentimental.

What is it?

One of my favorites.

I didn't start from the beginning because I wasn't listening.

No, no, no.

I know. I said this on this other podcast is what I podcast what podcast I don't know whose I did it on okay but anyway one of my favorite music artists is a guy named Warren Zivon you know his music you don't know it but he wrote the song Werewolves from London you know that so Warren Zivon his last appearance when he had cancer on Letterman by the way if you have on YouTube please watch it it's fucking incredible him and letterman became very close and he decided to do his last tv appearance playing music on letterman because he loved him so much and letterman goes is there anything that you know now being in the stage four of cancer that you are like this late in your life that you can like impose wisdom upon us something that we like need to know and it was like he asked it so profoundly and he didn't it it did it could be taken in a way that's like oh you're dying so tell us what you know but he did it so nice and warren said you know i think i've just learned to enjoy every sandwich and that's what you're saying that's exactly what You were saying he was just saying you just have to enjoy every sandwich.
And that's what you're saying. That's exactly what you were saying.

He was just saying,

you just have to enjoy

every sandwich.

So the Lily story, I'm saying,

it's paralleled. It's real.

Now you just bring up another question.

What? About death.

What? What is it going to be like?

Do they have sandwiches?

No. I mean, it's like, you know,

I do sometimes think that, especially in quarantine. What's death going to be like? Yeah, have sandwiches? No, I mean, it's like, you know, I do sometimes think that,

especially in quarantine.

What's death going to be like?

Yeah, I just, I don't want to die.

You're not going to.

Don't think about it.

Well, I mean, you're going to.

Yeah, but when?

No time soon.

Yeah.

I can see when people are going to die.

Can you really?

I can.

Do you have that gift?

I've had that before,

and guess who's going to die pretty early?

Yeah, I can feel that too.

Actually, Rudy's going to live so long.

Oh my God.

She's going to marry some fucking old,

listen, she's going to meet some old billionaire.

Yeah.

Some, you know, one of these guys, he pulls up in a Bentley and he's like, hey, Filipino girl, get in. And she's like, okay.
Yeah. And she hops in and he's like, I want you to be my girlfriend and da-da-da.
And she's like, okay, but no touch. And he's like, oh, whatever.
And he thinks he's got the best of her. Well, she starts poisoning him.
Right? Right. Just one of those.
Slowly poisons him. He never gets to even touch her.
She stays pure. Pure, right? No gross pig man touch her.
He dies. She gets all of his money.
She goes back to the Philippines. She takes care of all of her family.
She comes back here, right? And she opens up a very successful knife shop in Beverly Hills. Yeah.
Rudy's Knives. Also, just FYI.
Yeah. Her dad's a lawyer.
Her stepdad's a lawyer. She comes from good stock over there.
Why are we paying you? I'm not going to pay her anymore. Shut up.
She used to live like Rose from 90 Day Fiance. Yeah, with the pigs and stuff? Yeah, she remembers it.
When her dad was going through law school and all that stuff.

She was burning over. They had no, right?

They'd shit in a bucket.

Used to poop in a bucket?

No.

Wait, get closer to the mic.

No.

Did you have, so in that old house you were living in, did you have a toilet that flushed?

No.

See, that's what I'm saying.

Where does it?

But we don't poo in a bucket.

Where do you poo then?

In the ground.

In a hole in the ground.

It's a broken toilet. It's a broken toilet.
So just let it build up in the fucking toilet. It doesn't fucking flush.
What are you talking about? You just take a bucket of water and then... Yeah, push it down and the gravity takes care of it.
Oh, I didn't know that. Okay, my bad.
It is civilized. Well, okay.

Speaking of internationalisms,

we have fans from all over the world.

No, but check this out.

This is crazy.

We aligned.

There's like six or seven people in a waiting room from all over the world.

We don't know where they're from.

Jorge and Andres did it for us.

Do you want to talk to people or no?

Oh, I'd love to.

I want to connect with people

from all over the world. You seriously want to? I have no choice, so let's do it.
All right, George, do it. Line it up.
Let's go. Who's the first human being? Bad friends around the world.
Patrick Layard? Laylard? Leyland? Leyland, yeah.

We can't see your video, Pat.

I'm trying to figure it out now.

Oh, there he is. Oh, shit.

Son of a Patrick.

Where are you?

What do you mean?

What part of the world?

Are you on planet Earth?

Are you on Earth?

Yeah.

That's what we mean.

Where on Earth are you on the planet? I'm in Colmore. What's Colmore? Colmore.
Colmore. What is, where's that at? It's like at the bottom of England.
Oh, Colmore. Colmore, the bottom of England.
Yeah, I'm at a bottom of England. What football club do you support? Manchester United Man you Bobby's going to be pissed off about that dude you know I'm an Arsenal fan yeah I did what do you do Patch? I'm a security guard for what? What are you securing?

From where?

For what?

A university.

Basically, it's dangerous.

Dangerous, dangerous.

They need you.

What does it say behind you on the wall?

Does it say a cuss word, pal?

Fuck it.

You know what, young man?

I've said twice to you to take that down.

Your father's going to be ticked off when he gets home. What time is it there? What time is it? Yeah.
It is half 11 at night. Yeah, they do that thing.
Half 11. Half 11.
Does that mean that's 10.30 or is that 11.30? 11.30. Yeah, so just say 11.30.
Fucking British. These guys are making it.
It's half 11.00. You limey hooligan, you.
By the way, half 11.00 would be fucking 5.5. So is it 5.30? That would be half 11.00.
Are you a Bad Friends fan, Patrick? Yeah, I am. So people in England, listen to some of them.
Some of them listen to us. He does, for sure.
How many people in the town where you live know about the show? Probably just me. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
What do you like about it? I don't know. You're just so funny, aren't you? Oh, thank you so much.
The British do this great thing where they say something with such, with a lack of confidence that they ask a question over. So if you're like, you like it? And they go, yeah, I mean, don't you? Right, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He wants to make sure, he goes, you're pretty funny, aren't you? Like he's asking us if we- Yeah, they're asking us, and then we're supposed to go, yeah, we are funny. And he goes, yeah, you are, aren't you? And then we're supposed to go, yeah.
And he goes, man, sure you are. You are, aren't you? Don't you think? Yeah.
Yeah, no, yeah. You're handsome, aren't you? Yeah, handsome, huh? Yeah, huh, huh, yeah.
So I can, but just a guest, a wild, wild, insane, uneducated guest.

You smoke pot.

Uh, yeah.

Do you smoke a lot?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Wait, do they have medicinal use there in England?

I don't know.

Do you guys know?

What is it there?

But what are they going to do?

The cops don't even have guns.

What can they do?

They're like, come on, stop smoking, please.

Put it down, will you?

And you're like, fuck you, copper.

Yeah.

Now, let me ask you something.

How do you get it?

I had illegally.

He's like, oh, I'm not going to rat out my friend.

Not going to rat out my friend, Nigel.

Yeah.

No, seriously, it's a buddy that does it, right?

Thank you. had illegally.
He's like, oh, I'm not going to rat out me friend. Not going to rat out me friend, Nigel.

No, seriously, it's a buddy that does it, right?

There is no stores. There's not even medicinal stores,

correct?

Yeah, just an old man.

Just an old man that you know. That's awesome.

Is it Michael Caine?

It's got to be Michael Caine.

Is it Brian Bryden?

When you're having sex with your girlfriend is that banner above you just to give you instruction on how to do it fuck yeah okay yeah he's too when he's too high and he's on top of it he's like right fuck it all right i forgot what to do fuck it fuck it you for being a bad friend. We love you very much.
We love you so much. All right.
We're going to answer another international call. You're the best, dude.
Keep spreading that word. Keep that university safe.
Love you, dude. All right.
All right, brother. They have stoners over there, too.
Hell, yeah. They got stoners over there.
I have no idea. Hotheads are everywhere.
Oh, my God. They're all over this great, beautiful world.
Yeah. All right, let's see who's next on the international docket.

You know how we had people from all over the world. Who was this?

Was it a lady?

Well, we have ladies and boys, boys and girls,

that are both on this feed with us right now.

In the waiting room was a bunch of people, Bobo,

who wanted to get on the international show.

We had people as far as fucking, like, West Russia. Like, the middle of nowhere middle of nowhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The middle of nowhere, Russia.
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La lavanda ha vuelto a Starbucks.

Pon un toque de primavera en tu taza con el Ice Lavender Matcha.

Que lo disfrutes.

Tus Ice Lavender Lattes están listos en Starbucks. Uh-oh, we have someone? We have somebody? Do we have you? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. It's Alexandra.
Alexandra. Join with your video so we can.
Where are you? There it is. There she is.
Oh, there's Alexandra. You're the whitest person I've ever seen, Alexandra.
Oh, my God. I am.
Are you albino? What are you? I'm close to it. And it's a housing.
Oh, yeah. It's a housing when I have the white wall, you know.
When are you getting out of that insane asylum? When are they letting you out of that fucking padded room? Where are you right now? I'm in Serbia. See? Oh, my God.
Serbia, Russia. Do you know where Serbia is? Well, I've seen Eastern Promises.
There you go. Nope.
I don't know what that is. No, no, that was, oh, it's a really good movie.
What time is it in Serbia? This is just going to be my favorite question. What time is it? It's, I guess, 20, I guess it's midnight, around midnight.
20 minutes to 1 a.m. Can I ask you a question? Are you single? Yes.
Are you heterosexual? Yes. All right, so let's do a little contest.
You know, if Andrew and I were both single, if Andrew and I were both single, I mean, which, like, where would you lean to you think you're not going to hurt anyone's feelings I'm fine we're totally fine it'll hurt my feelings if you say Bob I have a story okay I I kind of had a a sex dream with andrew yes yes i don't know i don't know where it came from but i know where it came from no wait what's the sex dream can you tell us what it is wait a minute i have a glass of wine oh my god she used to be blacked out before she thinks about fucking me. so let's hear the sex dream so i don't know where it came from i just had a dream one night um yeah it just okay you're very kind of romantic kind of like a long long-term boyfriend kind of thing yeah where were we where were we in the dream did we were out on a hill somewhere like on a boat was i in the dream at all was i a valet i had a dream with you as well it wasn't a sex dream but i had a dream with bobby me bobby and kenya west were driving in a car and the car crashed that was my dream that's my dream wait did you guys die did anybody die I promise I'm not on drugs I just have like very crazy dreams that is wild so you had a sex dream with a romantic sex dream with Andrew and I burned in a fiery car crash yes with with with connie west so that's that's so you know you kind of win yeah you won you won yeah you won um uh how do you say your names because i can't see it it says alexandra alexandra what do you do what do you do uh during the day hours when you're not having sex dreams about me and bobby dying in a fire um i am um a therapist a very young one but i am like a psychotherapist oh nice okay you're you're helping people out how's that been going well um it's kind of a difficult situation in serbia when it comes to jobs so it's kind of, I'm volunteering at the moment.
I work in customer service. That is where I get my money from.
But I do, I do therapy. Can I ask you a question about COVID? We don't hear a lot of, a lot about Russia and COVID.
Is it, are you guys fine out there or is it out there? Yeah, I guess. Well, where I live, people have been through some shit.
So they're kind of used to it. They just like bought all of the things that they could buy at the beginning of this in March.
And they're just just like chilling at home. People in Russia don't give a...
They live through such tough shit. I would like to say that I'm from Serbia, but...
Serbia. That's right.
Sorry. He said Russia and I copied it.
That was my fault. I apologize.
That's why you died in my dream. So they're tough.
There's tanks. Their lives are tougher than ours.
There's always a guy with a gun nearby. Snow.
James Bond is always ruining their country for some reason. The Night King's probably from there.
Right? Yeah. Well, we love you very much.
Thank you for being our bad friend. We really appreciate you.
I won't cry in like three minutes. I'm keeping my cool right now, but this was very cool.
Thank you. Oh, thank you for being our bad friend we really appreciate you cry in like three minutes i'm keeping my cool right now but this this was very cool thank you well you're the shit thanks for listening we really appreciate you thank you yeah spread the love spread the love around serbia let them know about us improve your dreams okay yeah yeah have a dream about bobby next time and i'll watch all right thank you bye bye bye that's almost hurtful

why that hurt your feelings

that she had a sex dream about me

yeah because it's like

she could have lied

no

no she couldn't have lied

because I feel

I feel like every girl

is gonna say

they had a sex dream about you

that's not true

why and why do you

because I'll tell you why

because when I told you

the other day

on the phone

that Ed

Big Ed

yeah Big Head Ed

who never answered my DM

said that Kalilah was too hot for me

yeah

He's just... True.
Why? And why do you? Because I'll tell you why. Because when I told you the other day on the phone that Ed, Big Ed.

Yeah, Big Head Ed who never answered my DM.

Said that Kalilah was too hot for me.

Yeah.

This is what he did say on Instagram Live.

Yeah.

You started laughing.

Because that's funny.

No, it's because you think it's true.

No, I don't. I think it's funny that a guy that looks like fucking Mayo Head Ed said to you that another girl was too hot for you when fucking everything is too hot for him, in my opinion.
But that's my point, is that if Rose, that girl that's on the 90 Day Fiance, is not too hot for him, that he thinks I'm below him. Well, then shit on him when he gets on Tiger Belly.
But don't laugh at it. You're supposed to be my, it's funny.
It's funny that this guy was like,

eh,

Kalilah's too hot for Babby.

That's hilarious.

I know it's so hurtful.

That's a,

that's hilarious.

That's like,

you know what?

That's like a guy in a wheelchair watching fucking LeBron James dunk and is like,

not that good.

It's like,

yeah,

it is.

What do you fucking talk about?

It was so funny to me.

Yeah.

Of course you're,

of course you're,

uh,

of course you're hot.

You and Kalilah, you, it's, it's it's uh compatible what is it called i don't fucking know yeah it's called you're the steward you deserve each other you look but all my life okay people have said like you know he's cute or he's like you know he's my best friend or like'm always in that category, and I feel like I've changed my vibe. Bob, you have a hot girlfriend.
You have a hot live-in girlfriend. Yeah, I could do it.
You have a Filipino slave. What more do you want? That's true.
You have a harem of animals who follow your every command. That's true.
What else do you need? You're a sex machine. I know.
Give me somebody else international. Jorge, I want to see who else is on there.
Serbia's fucking incredible. Look at that.
I said Europe. I said Eastern Europe and they gave it to us.
London, Eastern Europe. Not London.
South England. Whatever.
Whatever. No, it's all the same to you.
Who's this now? This is going to be John Weber. His name is John Weber.
Let's guess where he's from. John Weber.
Oh, fuck. What's up? No, he's from Brazil.
John Weber, where are you from? Put on your video, John. Oh, shit.
Oh, it's a boy band. It's John and Weber.
Is that what it is? John and Weber. No, we're from the Netherlands, man.
Oh, fuck. Netherlands.
I love Netherlands. Yeah, me too.
You guys know who Val Nisselroi is? Val Nisselroi? No. Oh, he was a soccer player for Manchester United.
Isn't it Val Nisselroi? Val Nisaroy? No. Oh, he was a soccer player

for Manchester United.

Isn't it Val Nisaroy?

Yeah.

How are you guys doing, man?

Good.

I'm pretty good.

I like your hair.

Yeah.

Who's John Weber?

Which one's which?

Me.

I'm John Weber.

Who's that guy?

Who's the other guy?

Yeah.

I'm Yoel Barton.

Yoel?

Yoel Barton.

We say a Joel here

or Joel. How do you spell your name yoel it's like the i i the y the y o e l yeah yoel is correct yeah that is right very good what do you got what are you guys doing we're just gaming and waiting for this call what are you okay so like listen, I just finished Witcher 3.
What are you guys playing? I'm playing, right now I'm playing like this quarantine. I'm playing Fallout.
I love Fallout 4. Fallout 4? Yeah, Fallout 4.
Oh, it's my favorite. One of my favorite games of all time.
It's my favorite. And I want to play The Witcher because of you.
Because I have it, but I never really played it. So I really want to play it because I heard you talking about it.
Let me tell you something about The Witcher, okay? Because I played Skyrim and I like Fallout, when you first play The Witcher, you're like, it's not the same. But you know what? It has elements of those games in it.
And I think the story is so strong. I think you'd really like it, my friend.
Okay, I like your lips by the way can I just say this? super nice lips my dick is hard my dick is hard too yeah John just goes yeah yeah yeah so in Fallout are you building your I remember when you played Fallout, you could build your own house and stuff. Yeah, that's my favorite.
The first time I played it, I made the biggest settlement ever. Oh, yeah, the settlement.
I'm making it again. Hey, Yoel, how old are you guys? How old is Yoel and John? How old are you guys? I'm 17.
I'm 18. It's good to see you young guys connecting about video games.
It's cute. I like that.
Let me ask them then. Is it weird that I'm 48 years old and I know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to video games? Yes.
No, it's fine. It's fine.
No, I like it. I wish I would game like when I'm 40.
You will. Oh, you will.
Trust me. Yeah.
I can see you right now. I can see into your future.
You will. You'll into your future you will you'll be gaming guys the same question i asked before if that if you don't mind yeah please all right so you guys aren't gay right straight guys no okay but let's say you were gay right yeah so pretend that you're gay yeah pretend that you're gay right which all right which one of us would you date okay Okay.
It's like the situation, I guess.

Like dating.

I think Andrew.

I would choose Andrew because I know you're much maintenance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're high maintenance, he's saying.

Yeah.

And I would get a beating once or twice but from andrew yeah from andrew but like without maintenance yeah you got that right you would get a couple of beatings yeah you would you cute little fucky little smooth face bitch what about what about you i would choose uh choose you bobby like i don't know get a little korean barbecue and uh yes yeah fuck yes you and i would go to the spa together at night you would definitely go both of you guys would end up in the spa oh yeah yeah yeah of course of course i would like double date or something yes we could but i gotta tell you yoel you better when we go out, all right? You can double date, but I don't want you throwing eyes at Bobby. You're with me, young man.
And we could do a four-man train. Have you ever done a four-man train? No, but I'm all for it, I guess.
Yeah. I guess.
And obviously, I'm the caboose, okay? Yeah, Bob's got to be in the back. I got to be in the back.
All right, well, listen. Andrew, do you want to be in the front? I'm going to watch.
I want to watch you guys. I like to sit in the corner.
He's the conductor. Yeah.
Bob's got to be in the back. I got to be in the back.
All right. Well, listen, do you want to be in the front or? I'm going to watch.
I want to watch you guys. I like to sit in the corner.
He's the conductor. Yeah.
Is Jules there? Yeah. Jules is there.
Jules is there. She's over there.
She can hear you. Just come in the screen and say hi.
They're from Netherlands. Come here.
Jules, just come to the fucking screen, Jules. Go behind.
Come over here. Go over there behind Bob.
She's coming. She's coming.
I'm really in love with you. Oh, my God.
She's in love with you. He's in love with you.
Go behind Bobby so he can see. Come here.
All right. She can't hear because the headphones are not on her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there she is.
And Jules. There she is.
Jules. So he's 17 and 18, right? 17 and 18.
Look at him. So which one of these two guys would you – Jules? Jules.
Jules. Jules.
Which one of the guys would you go on a date with? We're not being gross, nothing gross. Who would you let take you out on a date? Yoel is on the left and John is on the right.
The eyeglasses? The eyeglasses guys. The eyeglasses.
Who's that? That's John. Oh, don't feel bad, buddy.
Get the fuck out of here. You picked the wrong guy.
Hey, wait a minute. No, be nice.
Yoel, just know this. Yeah.
I'm going to take you out to an amazing little dinner.

Let me tell you something.

She doesn't have any money.

I got money.

I'll take you out to a nice place.

I valet the car.

I throw the keys at them.

I go, keep it running, baby.

Right?

Right out front.

You and me sitting down.

Whatever you want.

Appetizers, salads, soups, drinks. Whatever you need.

A big main course.

Then I make you get under the table and start rubbing my feet while I finish my meal. Right? The night's just beginning.
I get you back out in the car. We take off.
We go to my palace in Malibu, overlooking the ocean. And the next morning, you're going to look like a fucking panda because you're going to punch both your eyes out.
I'm going to knock you out. But I'm going to love you in the meantime.
You guys, you're the best. We love you.
Thank you so much, you guys. Honestly, we'll talk to you soon.
Bye, guys. Love you guys.
Dude, the Netherlands are awesome.

And look at the young boys.

Love Juliana.

Yeah.

And you know what's so funny?

You broke that guy's heart so much.

The guy who liked you, you picked the other one.

Yeah.

You broke his fucking heart, Juliana.

Shattered.

Like he might kill himself tonight.

Talking to the mic.

You don't care.

Get close to the mic, Juliana. Why did you like the The glasses boy better What about him was more appealing He's cute He's cuter Get closer to the mic Jules I am Alright Get your mouth closer to the mic I turned up her level so loud Because I knew she'd be 50 feet away Yeah he kind of looked like His Vans Joy Yeah Yeah he was cute Yeah he.
He was cute. What kind of guys do you like, Jules?

Right now, you like none of them.

You're not dating anybody who break their fucking legs. You know what she said in the

car ride over here? Yeah.

Did you not say this? Did we not

talk about it? What?

She likes good-looking guys.

She doesn't care what race. That's nice.

But they also have to be very funny.

Right. Well, she lives

in a world of humor, so obviously... Yeah, but here's

the thing. She then said, they don't even have

to be very funny. Right.
Well, she lives in a world of humor. So obviously.
Yeah, but here's the thing. She then said they don't even have to be that good looking.
But funny is important. But let me say something.
Takes after her auntie. No.
Growing up. Right.
I would see chicks that would say, yeah, I just want a funny guy. And then you would meet their boyfriends.
And they're the most unfunniest dudes you've ever met in your life. Yeah, that's typical.
Yeah. But she knows funny.
I think she does, yeah. She gets funny.
She's around you all the time. She gets funny.
Yeah, I think I annoy the fuck out of her though. Does Bobby annoy you? No.
Yeah, I do. I'll tell you what, I annoy...
Does Kalilah or Bobby annoy you more? Who gets under your skin more? To Bobby. Bobby does, yeah.
I do. Why? I don't know.
He doesn't know how to clean after everything he does. Yes, correct.
And he leaves dirty plates everywhere. Dirty plates, yeah.
But besides that stuff. Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine. What I do at night is great.
At like five in the morning. I'm going to take a bagel, an onion bagel, right? And I'm just going to, you know, the onion part? Yeah.
And I'm just going to, you know what I mean? Why? Make a fucking mess all over the fucking counter so that she can pick it up. You know what I mean? You do that? Oh, yeah.
But why? And then I'll take cream cheese and I'll just put a little bit on the thing, on the table. Because she has to clean it.
Yeah. And then it looks like fucking an fucking an ied went off right and she wakes up in the morning and she looks at the kitchen there's like a pepperoni in the ceiling you know i mean it's a fucking mess and i know when i'm laying in bed sleeping that she has to fucking clean it that's nice do you know why why because she doesn't i don't charge you rent in the house do I charge you rent in the house we're paying her now

yeah we're paying you for this

you can pick a fucking pepperoni or two

okay

don't get angry

she's not

in fact she's got a boyfriend if she ever goes to the Netherlands

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All right, let's see who else might be up on this international list. We got a few other people that are from around the globe-age.
Let me tell you something the way what the the every time i've met someone from the netherlands yeah they always have an extremely keen sense of humor it's a part of their culture there's something about it that they get they get it not only that though they're also um general their english is they think they're better than ours better not better but it's very done well i mean i'm sorry they speak eloquently but they also get the humor yeah they do yeah oh look at this guy who is this now oh it's a mexican this is this is he's in turkey this is con hey con hey nice to meet you perfect pronunciation what's up red rocket slept king what buddy? Yeah, what's my name? He just said Slep King. Slep King? Oh, Slep King.
Thank you. Oh, I saw it.
I just said Red Rocket. Khan, what are you doing in Turkey? What's going on? Well, it's 2 a.m.
I got here a few months ago. And I came to visit my grandparents.
I flew from L.A., and I guess I got stuck here. Whoa.
You flew from— So you're—are you Hispanic, Khan? No, I'm actually Turkish. I'm a Turkish-American.
I was born in America. So you're a Turkish-American.
You go, I'm going to go see my grandma. Wow.
And now you're stuck out there? Yep. And when I came back, let me tell you, for about three weeks, I had the worst cough.
I could not move. I had a fever.
So I think, who knows what happened? But when I got here, eight days, I didn't get out of this bed that I'm in now. So that's flight from LAX.
Dude, eight days you were sick? Eight days. He had it.
Yeah, he had it. But how are you guys holding on, man? I mean, obviously you can't do fun.
We're fine. No, we're fine.
We're doing this still. We're having fun doing this.
But we... I mean, I don't think people thank you enough for the hours of literally free content that you put out to people, which most people don't get.
Very nice. There we go.
That's what I like to hear. Thank you.
Thank you, dude. You understand us better than anybody else, and we love you for that.
So thank you, man. Thank you.
I have a question for you that I've been asking everyone that we've had on the... Yeah.
Con, are you a homosexuality? No, I am not. Are you homo? I do have a lady friend.
Let's see. That's fine.
We were hetero, heteros. But, you know, if you were to choose, if you had to choose one of us to fuck, which one would it be? I'll be honest, Bobby.
I think you'd be more fun. But Andrew in the looks department, what are we going to do? Are we going to lie here? Khan, Khan, Khan, Khan, Khan.
Khan, Khan, Khan, Khan. Okay, thank you, Khan.
All right, Khan, we're gonna go. We love you, buddy.
Thank you so much. Be safe in Turkey, man.
Get home safe. You're the best, Khan.
You know, it's just like, you know... What's wrong? Because I think that, you know, they see the shell of you.
Yeah. And I guess, you know, from afar, there is a...
You are a pretty good-looking guy, I guess. I'm okay.
Well, so far you've asked three guys and one girl. So that's not a good gauge.
Do we have any other women? Let's get another woman on the line. Let's just see.
Do we have any other women? Any women? You're like an old crazy Korean dictator. Ma women.
Yeah, we'll probably get another woman there. Look, they'll get somebody for you.
Here we go. But that can't be the root of the conversation.
Don't ask her about that just because. No, I'm going to do it at the end.
Yeah, at the very end. I'll be doing it at the end.
Because this is Amy Jan-Kanakali. Hello.
Hello. Oh, my.
Amy Jan-A-Lake. Jan-A-Lake.
Amy Jan-A-Lake. Amy Jan-L Jane.
Amy Jane Lake. Amy Jane Lake.
Amy Jane Lake. Amy, put on your video so we can.
There she is. Hi, Amy.
There she is. That's Amy Jane Lake.
That's Amy Jane Lake. I could fully start crying right now.
No. Oh, why? I love you guys so much.
We're fucking losers. We're losers.
We're absolutely losers. No, you're not.
You're absolutely not. So, Jane Lake, that's your full name? Oh my God.
Do you go by Amy Jane Lake? We like Amy Jane. Yeah, I was going to be called Amy Jane, but I'm under.
So I know how bad Bob is at accents and guessing where you're from. Don't say anything.
Don't say anything. Where are you from, Bob? Wait, I want you to repeat a sentence and then I'll be able to know.
Oh, it yet no no no no i don't know he's really bad oh dude say this um the boat is around the bend within itself there it is okay yeah the boat the boat is around the bend within itself. You're from Australia.
No. Come on, Bob.
Dude. Guess again.
You can't be that far off. The boat is around the bend.
The boat is around the bend. You're Scottish.
Go back to the first guess was close. first guess is you're from new zealand yay wait wait first of all australia is fucking so close to new zealand you got to give me that i did you were there but you would be a different country but i understand that i understand that but it's like if you were going to play this game with like north america and i said you're can.
And somebody said, no, I'm from Chicago. You would have to maybe give him that.
No, because that's a totally different country. I'd go, that's Canada.
This is the United States. If somebody said, if somebody.
I'm not insulted. It happens all the time.
She happens all the time. See, she's fine.
She loves it. All right.
I love New Zealand. My God.
What a beautiful. I love you.
What a beautiful country. The hills, the green hills.
Amy Jane Lake. The best accent.
What time of the day is it there? It is 11 in the morning. 11.
I love that. I love how you say 11 in the morning.
11. We got voted sexiest accent in the whole world.
Sexiest accent. Really? Sexiest in the world? It's horrendous.
No, it's not horrendous.

I would love your accent.

The words. No, it's an awesome.

It's the words.

No, we fucking love it.

It's a great accent.

Tell me,

this is the end

and this never-ending debate.

Do you,

are you born and raised

in New Zealand?

Yeah.

So do you hate Aussies

or you don't really care?

It's more sports-wise, yes. Yeah, yeah, of course.
When it comes to rugby that's like of course you don't sort of fuck with that yeah um i love australians do you though it's it's now see look at that you can feel it they don't like each other there's a little bit it's like us and mexicans yeah same it's more so them though because they're the sort of bigger meanies it's like we're the Canada to your right they're bullies a little bit we're kind of nicer no offense no no I get that are you guys is New Zealand the all blacks is that your is it the all blacks right and are they much better they're the best right they're one of the best in the world and they're the best and we can say that because it's like a fact yeah it's a fact you know who adesanya is he's a ufc fighter he's a champion israel israel adesanya oh he's you're he's a ufc um i think i forgot middleweight champ he's very talented yeah is he from Is he from New Zealand? Well, yeah. He happens

to be... I think he was born

in Nigeria, but he grew up in New Zealand.

Do you know Sonny Bill Williams?

I love Sonny Bill Williams!

Oh my god!

Great painter! Abstract

painting.

Right? He does great. He's great.

No. What does he do?

He's a boxer. He's a boxer.

He's a boxer, but he's also an all black.

Oh, is he really?

He's what?

He's what?

He's an all black.

So he's a rugby player.

He's an all round sports.

I want to ask you this.

I'm very curious about this.

Is there like a Koreatown or are there Asians in New Zealand?

Yes.

There's a lot of Asians in Auckland. In Auckland, right right what kind are there are they witches are they chinese um she doesn't know yeah how far where how far are you from auckland where are you location wise i'm i mean i'm in napier right now but i'm from wellington which is the capital i know well it's two islands yeah yeah yeah it's the smaller north island and the bigger south Island But you can just sort of The South Island Doesn't really have much there But Wellington Is the bottom of the North Island And Auckland's right at the top Auckland used to be the capital But now it's Wellington So if I was in Wellington Let's say Bobby Lee Was in Wellington Would I feel Please do Would I be Would I feel self-conscious there? No, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

They wouldn't go,

Ella, look at that weird one.

No.

Ella, Ella, look at that weird one.

We would love you.

No, they would love you.

They would?

We would love to love you guys.

We've been asking this question to...

Bobby's been asking this question.

I haven't been asking it.

He has.

Go ahead.

I haven't asked once.

You've asked every time.

Yeah, but can I ask?

Sure.

I'm really talking to you guys.

I know you are.

So do you have a boyfriend?

No.

Okay.

So are you straight?

Are you straight?

You're in the middle.

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't really care.

You don't really care.

Okay.

So if Andrew and I were both single, which one would you prefer to go out with bob he's done this to everybody we've asked uh every international call i have an answer i have an answer i started watching all you guys via tiger belly yeah and so from the get-go i've seen bobby and kalilah and they are just the most beautiful love them and so it's not even in my head it's not in her head i think you're both attractive okay because she's she went around it in a way that it's not hurtful my relationship

isn't on camera. She sees your wife.
No, I've not seen Andrew's wife and stuff. He's married too, though.
But she doesn't see her every day. I got angry.
My bad. I got angry and I snapped.
I'm so sorry. That's my bad.
She sees your wife every day. She's not my fucking wife.
Tell Amy Jane Lake that. She is my lead.
I know. I never said she was your wife.
I know you didn't, but okay. All right.
I'm pitting you guys against each other. That's fine.
You know what? That was a very nice way and a gentle way. I swear on my life.
I understand what you're doing. I understand what it is and I appreciate it.
That's what I'm saying. You asked me a question and you want me to be honest, so I'm going to be honest.
Look at that. There you go.
Okay. That was very nice.
I don't lie. She doesn't lie.
I don't lie. So what you're saying is because that you started watching our podcast via Tiger Belly and you know, and Kalilah and I's relationship.
I'm invested in your relationship. Yeah, she's invested in that relationship.
You're invested in it, right. That's a big deal.
And so the thought of you two not being together is very sad to me. Okay, okay, that's fine.
And thank you so much for being honest. That's all, that's all.
Amy, what do you do during the day for work? Are you working right now or what are you doing? Not right now. I work in a cafe, but obviously.
Just as like a server or what do you like? Yeah, just working on the till, preparing food. I love the word till.
Let me see if Bob knows what till is. You know what a till is? Yeah, I know what a till is.
What is it? It's the, you know, when you're serving, right? There's that countertop where the food goes on, right? And the till is the heating obstruction on top. It heats all the food.
No. Give me another shot.

I'll give you one more.

The till is in a coffee shop

in an espresso machine

there is that little module

espresso machine

and then the till

is the little contraption

where the little holes are so that the

coffee seeps through but it leaves the

What do you know Amy Jane? Do you guys call it a till? No, it's a cash register. It's the register.
The till is a register. A till is where...
She just does the register. Where the money...
The money is. That was my third guess.
That was my third guess. No, it wasn't.
Your first guess was a fucking heating mechanism. Yeah.
You're working the till at the cafe. I thought you were onto it when you said the countertop.
I was like I'm sweating I don't know why Amy thank you so much for watching the show and for showing us love you're the fucking best you're the best Amy we hope to see you when we come down to New Zealand we're doing a tour we're going to do a tour next we'll go there yeah we're gonna do a tour next year so hopefully we'll be there come to Wellington okay alright fuck off Auckland fuck off Auckland alright bye Amy bye Amy I love you guys bye I love you bye she's so sweet she is how awesome that's awesome she had the best accent like of all the New Zealand ones you know there's different ones I like that one the most because it's like when she said when you made her say say that phrase that made no sense, what was it? I don't remember. Go to the boat around the beend.
The way she said beend. So it can go in itself.
I don't know why. Why did I say that? But it can go around the beend.
I love the word beend. I shouldn't ask – you know what? I'm not going to ask that question again.
Yeah. Why? Even why do it? Because I just want to be able to find somebody that's going to truly think that I'm better looking and more sexy.
Your sexiness is a different thing than – first of all, looks are subjective. Everyone has a different opinion.
I don't know why I'm so self-conscious today. Why are you? I don't know.
I'm so sensitive today. Did something happen this morning? What time did you go to bed last night? I went to bed really late and I woke up really early.
I don't know why. I just – I didn't sleep good and I just – I have nothing to do right now.
I know. I was obsessed with this game and I finished it and now I don't know what else to play.
I don't know what else to do. Oh, Bob.
Yeah. Anyway, let's get out of the call.
This is Walter Corsi. If he ever connects, Walter Corsi is going to be the guy that they bring up there.
Oh, yeah. Hey, hi.
Start your video, Walter, so we can see what you look like. We want to see your beautiful face.
Yeah, so I sent an email asking if you'd rather have a good audio or my face, but I didn't have a return, so I chose audio. Let me tell you something.
We're going to just have our animators make a face for you, so that's fine.

Walter, where are you in the world?

I'm in Brazil, Sao Paulo.

Sao Paulo.

Oh, shit.

I literally thought he was a vampire.

I literally thought he was from Transylvania.

I was scared.

He's like, I just got out of my casket five minutes ago.

Wait a minute.

Are you born and raised in Sao Paulo?

Yeah, yeah.

Wow. How tall are you? Let me guess.
Hold on. Let me guess.
Based on your voice. Yeah, his voice sounds like 6'4".
You're past 6 feet. I'm about 5'9", 6 feet, yeah.
Okay, we're wrong. 5'9", 6 feet, yeah.
Yeah, so we're in there. He's like, I'm around anywhere from 185 to 700 pounds.
Based on your voice as well, I feel like you have really strong legs. Yeah, do you have thick legs, Walter? Yeah, thick legs.
Thick belly. Big belly.
I was going to say big belly. Okay, so how much do you weigh? We're trying to get a mental image of what you look like.
Can I talk in kilos? Yeah, we'll do the conversion. Yeah, we don't really know how to do that.
Yeah, about 120 kilos. Wow.
KG to LBS. So how much do you think that is? He said, say the number again.
120. Walter, you also seem like.
How much do you think that is in pounds? Just so you can guess. Well, if he's five fucking ten, he has a big belly, then I'm going to say he's 185 pounds.
It's 120 kilos. He's 185 pounds.
264 pounds. Oh, shit.
Yeah, he's a big, strong guy. He's a big Walter Corsi.
Big, strong boy. Walter Corsi, I feel like you have a chipped tooth.
You can't tell by your accent. It's at the front left.
In the front left, do you have a chipped tooth?

No, not chipped, but

slightly crooked.

Slightly crooked! That's what I meant!

That's what I meant! Slightly crooked.

Yeah. So, Walter,

can I ask you some questions

about soccer?

I'm not very

fan of soccer, but... Okay, let me ask you about mixed martial arts.
Do you know about soccer? I'm not very fan of soccer, but... Let me ask you about mixed martial arts.
Do you know about that? A bit, yeah. I used to practice.
Oh, used to practice. Okay.
So who do you think is more talented? Vanderlei Silva or Jose Aldo?

It's different weights, right?

But I like Jose Aldo more.

I think his fight is more.

His fight is better.

You know, Jose Aldo, let me say about Jose Aldo.

He was a champion for over a decade, right? He never lost.

And his fight with Conor McGregor was bullshit. They should have gave him a rematch, don't you think, Walter? Yeah, yeah, totally.
But were you devastated when Conor beat him? Happy I wasn't, but devastated is a strong word, right? Yeah, that is true. He has another stick going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. His life still carries on.
Yeah. Walter, you do during the day what is your do you have a job yeah kind of uh my my company is closed right now because of the covid right and but i'm a designer a product designer and i studied digital design digital design digital design what you design? Can you tell me what you would design?

I design

on my job I design

like purses

and bags. Purses and bags?

Have you ever designed

for anybody that we know? Like anybody famous or

something that we've seen?

Do you know

I don't

think you know but it's just mostly Brazilian stuff. Do you know...
Do you know King Spade? I don't think you know, but it's just mostly Brazilian stuff.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Wait, wait.

Brazilian stuff?

Give us some Brazilian stuff.

Maybe we've heard of it.

Like Brahma, you know, the beer?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I did some cases for them a while back. Oh, i like it well walter walter are you single yeah yeah are you are you straight or are you gay three okay if you were gay would you rather hook up with bobby or with me you know us you've seen us you're fans of the show would you rather hook up with bob you rather hook up with Bobby or me if you were gay? We know you're not gay, but if you were.
If I were gay. Like, both at the same time.
You know. Wow.
Great answer. Both at the same time.
Great answer. Walter, we thank you for being a bad friend.
And honestly, dude, take care and be safe in Brazil. And maybe when me and Bobby do an international tour, we'll come to Sao Paulo and you can show us around.
Yeah? Please, please come. All right, Walter.
Much love, brother. Bye, bud.
Thank you, dude. Thank you.
All right. Love you guys.
Dude, honestly, love around the world. Doesn't that fucking, doesn't that feel good? Honestly, during a shitty time and knowing that, I know you're bummed lately because you're kind of bored and sad and shit and it's a bummer.
Doesn't that feel fucking nice to know people around the world are still having fun with us? People around the fucking world. Here's what I, it's confusing because I don't know why they like it.
What do you mean they're having fun? I but still it's like I can't you know

look at my own shit

and go

oh that's the shit

I just do it

I know we're having a good time

I know

and I have a good time with you

so it's you

you know I'm with

somewhat of a friend

together in a room like this

and we're talking

you're talking about Tiger Belly?

you

I am

somewhat of a friend?

you're a friend

wow

you're a friend I meant

you're not

you're not my friend

I'm going to go ahead. I am somewhat of a friend you're a friend wow you're a friend I meant you're not you're not you're not my friend yeah we are we're best of friends no it's fine I was making a joke about it no yeah yeah haha I get it but it's hurt my feelings okay oh you don't think that fucking listening to fucking six people from all around the world yeah saying that they'd rather fuck you than me, you think that that feels good?

Is it too hot?

It's hot in the room right now,

but my point is that... No, I'm saying, is it too hot?

I don't find you hot.

Then get out of the kitchen

because daddy's on fire.

That's true.

You are on fire, okay?

No, it's not a competition.

You feel good?

You made it a competition.

I fucked up by even asking the question, but I was like, you know what?

I got to find one.

I don't think I found one.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, the two fucking gay Netherland boys.

That's fun.

That's fun.

They're fun.

I love those boys, by the way.

They speak good English.

You guys are cute.

Yeah, Yoel and John.

We know them well.

Listen.

Uh-oh.

Oh, there he is.

Oh, this is my guy, Oscar.

That's my guy right there.

Look at that.

Look at those lips. Oscar.
Start your video, Oscar. It, there he is.
Oh, this is my guy, Oscar. That's my guy right there.
Look at that. Look at those lips.

Oscar.

Start your video, Oscar.

It's like a vagina.

Yeah.

There he is.

Oh, shit.

It's different.

What's up, guys?

What's up, man?

No, because his hair was pulled back in the other one.

Oh, it was?

My bad.

Yeah.

Pull your hair back, Oscar.

Pull it back tight like you do when it's in ponytail mode.

Yeah.

This is my guy, Oscar, bro.

Right here.

Oh, is that Gwyneth Paltrow or what? Yeah. cutie oscar you're from uh sweden yeah that's right sweden sweden sweden sweden sweden they're doing no quarantine no it doesn't exist they're hanging out right no doing some quarantine are you really i thought you guys were allowed to be out just fucking kicking it.
Yeah, I've been looking at the photos online. Yeah, we're outside, but there's some like, everyone's agreeing like we're having quarantine.
He really put his hair up but really good for me. Yeah, he's really doing it.
He has to. No, no, we're joking around with you, man.
It looks great. How old are you, buddy? 24.
Oh. I like that Guns N' Roses shirt.
That's fucking great, man. Yeah, I love Guns N' Roses.
What do you do for a living, Oscar? Right now, I'm teaching English. Oh.
Oh, you teach English. I like it.
What's going on with your earpiece, bud? It's out. He had to take it out.
Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
I need to hear my song. Oscar, how many languages can you speak? Just English and Swedish.
Some Japanese. Oh, some? Japanese is hard.
Let me ask you something, because I know I love Swedish dudes. Let the right one in.
Is that a Swedish movie? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love your vampires. But my point is that since you know some Japanese, are you privy to the Asian snatch? Do you like Asian women or what, bro? Yeah, for sure, for sure.
We do. I love Asian women.
Yeah, yeah. And Asian men.
And Asian men, too. Asian men as well.
Oh, that's uncomfortable. No, I think Asians are the best people we are we have soft we're

soft yeah yeah they're easy to like manipulate physically and mentally you can kind of do what

you want with them right across the board yeah yeah like human play-doh like human play-doh

right he looks like i don't know much about him but he looks like that he has

a nice body like he works out he does work out a bodybuilder are you a bodybuilder

Here we go bro yeah here we go See, that's what I'm saying. Look at that shit.
Jacked. Jacked.
Yeah. Jacked.
Yeah, baby. Jacked.
Let me ask you this, because I love Swedish rock bands. You know, is there a band that you can suggest to me? Because I love music from you.
You guys are really good. You have really good bands.
Yeah, they do. I'm not sure you would like the Swedish rock bands, to be honest.

Why?

How do you know that?

Bobby likes foreign shits.

Bobby likes foreign music.

Bobby likes foreign shits a lot.

Yeah, but I think my taste.

Okay.

Yeah, but my taste is pretty similar to your Bobby, I think.

I'm not sure.

I don't know any Swedish rock band that you might like.

Oh.

So how do you know that you and I have the same

similarities?

Yeah, well, because

I listened to you on DVD

ASA.

Then a few weeks later, Calamity K

was out for like two episodes.

And like two weeks after that,

first episode of Tiger Belly.

Oh my god, so you've been a fan since the DVD ASA days. Wow.
Yeah. Early days.
Early days. How much do you hate David Cho? David Cho? Yeah.
He's a weird piece of shit. He's a piece of garbage, is he not? Yeah.
He's like a gigantic yellow piece of shit. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? If the sun could shit, it would look like David Cho.
Yellow piece of shit. If you ever need physical protection, this fucking dude, he's down to kill.
Would you kill somebody for Bobby? If Bobby asked you to kill David Cho would you kill him? Fuck, probably. I knew it.
That's awesome. God, the Swedish are fucking awesome.
This is a good question to ask this guy then maybe. Sure.
You got a girlfriend, my friend? No, not right now. If you were to choose Andrew and I, if you were gay, who would you fuck? Who would you prefer to fuck, me or Andrew? Me fucking or me getting fucked? Oh, shit, that's a very good question.
Very good question. You fucking, you fucking.
You fucking. Andrew, how much body hair do you have? Almost none, actually.
I'm not hairy at all.

Just answer the fucking question.

Yeah, but let me think.

I mean, I don't like hair.

I think Andrew might have a nice ass.

Yeah.

Like, nice fucking ass.

But Bobby seems more, like, feminine.

And he has more curves.

And I probably want to hold his breasts, I think.

I think I choose you, Bobby.

Yeah, Bobby, you got one!

You got one!

I don't give a fuck what you said.

I got one, man.

You have a form more feminine.

He wants to hold your tits.

I love this.

Oh, it hurts so bad.

I got to get out of here.

Holy shit, Oscar. Dude, Oscar, you're the fucking best.
You're a funny guy. We love you.
Oscar, thank you, dude. You know, Oscar, we might even have you back, man.
We might have you back, Oscar. Get his information.
We're getting his information. All right, Oscar, thanks for being a bad friend.
Oscar, you're the best, man. We'll talk to you soon, buddy.
Bye, dude. Bye-bye.
Take care. Stay safe.
You too, man. Stay safe.
Yeah. Love Oscar.
I love that guy. I told you.
I said to George, I go, I like Oscar. When he sent me the breakdowns of everyone, I go, that guy's going to be fucking great.
He was an incredible guy. Yeah, yeah.
Did you think Oscar was cute? Stop it. He's way too old for her.
Did you think he was cute? No, she's 18. No, but still, she's a kid in my head.
I know she is, but do you think he was cute? Yeah, he's cute. Would you go out with him know would you go out with him yeah you would there you go you know what jules you know i know a lot of times i tell her when we're in the house i go we gotta go we gotta go see andrew now and she doesn't roll her eyes she rolls her eyes she doesn't want to go why she likes you like me i'm nice to you i want to tell her that this is good for you.
She doesn't like going?

She doesn't like talking.

She's a shy girl.

It's not because of me.

You like me.

You get along with me.

Do you like Andrew?

Yeah.

I'm so nice to Rudy.

You are very nice to Rudy.

Who's next there?

Another European BFC. Is this another hot guy?

How many fucking hot guys are they going to throw us?

Oh, cute.

Look at his background. Look at, cute.
Look at his background.

Look at his background.

What team is that?

That's Liverpool.

No.

You know that too old Bobby?

Yeah.

That's Liverpool, fucker.

So are you a Liverpool fan?

Yeah, massive Liverpool fan.

Wow.

You know what?

You'd be nothing without Jurgen Klopp though, right?

Yeah, true.

Because I remember Kenny Dalglish. He didn't do good Klopp, though, right? Yeah.
True. Because I remember Kenny Dalglish.

He didn't do good for you, right, Kenny?

Well, yeah, he signed as Suarez, but besides that, he didn't win anything.

Yeah, Suarez.

You guys are fucking – I know you don't know much about soccer,

but let me say something right now, all right?

Yeah.

Liverpool is like the Chicago Bulls back in the day.

Yeah.

They literally are

the all-star go-to

That's cool.

Fucking team right now.

Right now.

Right now they are.

They're killing.

I mean, you guys were going

to win the league this year,

but coronavirus,

fuck it up.

Hopefully.

Where are you from?

Ross, where do you live?

Liverpool.

South Africa.

Oh, see?

Pretoria.

Yeah, see?

I could tell by his accent.

He didn't live in fucking england

south africa oh you're from south africa do i have an attitude no i didn't sound like that yeah wait yeah not to say bullshit again say bullshit bullshit yeah he's trying trying very hard yeah because they say bullshit bullshit you know i've I didn't fucking say that.

Don't fucking talk to him like that, man!

You South African fuck?

Don't talk to him like that!

Ross? Ross? Ross? You better fucking reeling it! All right? Now, where are you from? Durban? Or Cape Town? Where are you from? Pretoria. Pretoria.
Oh, I've been there. You know, I did...
Yeah, yeah. Did you know that? I've been to South Africa.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were talking about it I talked about it before.
Yeah, you said you're still trying to know it. Beautiful fucking country, man.
Yeah, it's fucking gorgeous. You've been there? No.
Yeah. You know why I don't, you know, I've never been to Africa in general.
Why? But I can't, I won't go. Racist.
Yeah. I'm racist.
Says the guy that lives in the most fucking racist part of Africa. Well, they're not anymore.
What do you mean they're not mean they're not anymore? Apartheid was like eight months ago. It just ended for these fucking guys.
How about this? No, we won't talk about that. Why did you imprison Nelson Mandela? You didn't do anything wrong? I wasn't born.
Well, Ross, tell me this, though. This is a real question.
Do you come from a significant amount of money? Are you a kid be honest and it's okay if you are um come on you got good money in south africa yes significant yeah in like but yeah normal right i'm privileged for sure yeah you are uh yeah but see down there that's that's yeah africa has never been on my meter to go to but i will say this if i was gonna go i would go to South Africa, not... I wouldn't ask you.
You know why, right? Why? Because of the whites? Yeah. I don't want to be around on those black people.
No, of course not. You know, when I went to South Africa, they told me that Asians are third-class citizens.
Same everywhere. Almost everywhere.
Here too. Fuck you.

Yeah, America as well.

Yeah, is America your third class here?

We're not.

Yeah, you are.

The Chinese are buying all the property.

We're killing it.

I know, but as people in public, we don't like you.

We don't like you.

We don't treat you the same.

That's not true.

Yeah, it is.

I feel it.

I do feel it when I'm out there.

Shut up.

Yeah, you're right.

We're fucked, Jules. Are we third-class citizens in South Africa? No.
No. We're Rainbow Nation.
Rainbow Nation down there, baby. Ross, what do you do for a living? What do you do for money? I'm an auditor.
I studied my articles. So I'm busy finishing my articles at EWC.
Ross, let's say this. We love you.
We appreciate you being fans. Bobby has a little hatred for you because of Liverpool, but he still likes you.
He's a little sour. What team do I like? Do you know that? Oh, he knows.
Oh, yeah. You're a loser.
It's so obvious. Everybody fucking knows you like Arsenal.
Yeah. You're a loser.
You can see it in your face. Massive loser.
Oh, shit. You know what? You're feisty, huh? For a little one-on.

You're a feisty little one-on.

Ross likes to bite.

He likes to bite.

But don't ever talk to Andrew like that again, okay?

Like you did before.

Look at that.

Don't make Papa mad.

He's wife.

That's right.

Yeah, yeah.

He's wife.

Ross, thank you, brother.

You're a cutie, Ross.

We like you a lot.

You're a cutie for cutie.

Talk to you soon.

Bye, dude.

I like him a lot.

He's great. He's feisty.
He's confident. He's a feisty little racist.
You know what I mean? Yeah. I knew he was rich.
They're all rich down there. All the whites are rich.
Right. It is.
It's like a fancy rich country, right? Yeah. Like if he was like a prison guard for Nelson Mandela, he seems like the type of guy that would like, when he'd give him lunch, he'd go, not today.

You know what I mean?

Where Nelson's little black hands are going through the little

opening. Nelson's like, nah.
Nelson goes,

thank you, and he just starts eating it in front

of him.

Alright, who else, George? Bring him in. Just keep shooting him

through.

Okay.

Who's this? Chiotri from

Quispam.

Hey, Bobby. Can we see your face, Chiotry? Play me in FIFA.
I will play you, but let me see your face first, you fuck. Oh, wow.
Chiotry. There he is.
You play with Arsenal. I'll play with a one-star team.
Oh, shit. Shit.
This guy's coming in with guns a-blazin', huh? Where are you from, dude?

Where are you coming from?

I'm from Quispam City in Canada.

Quispam City in Canada.

Wait, what province?

It's in New Brunswick.

Oh, okay, yeah, over there.

Okay, Choturi, let me say something.

So what you're saying to me is that if you want – what do you have, a PlayStation or an Xbox?

PlayStation. I have a PlayStation as well.
That's very good. Okay.
All right, so you play FIFA Online as well? Yeah. All right, so did you befriend me on my PlayStation yet? No.
All right, so are you under Chotri? My real name is Jordi, not Chotri. I just like...
Okay, Jordi. So, Jordi, what you're telling me is that if I play with like Real

or Barcelona

and you played with

like some MLS team

that you would still

beat me

100%

holy shit

this guy's cocky

oh my god

this fucking guy's

talking all kinds

of mad shit

right now

it's boggling my mind

who's the worst

MLS team

I would probably

I don't know

probably Houston

I don't know

okay so you

you play Houston

you be as Houston

then

right and I'll

I'll play like

Man City or something

Now, let's a bold thing he's saying. You're saying if he's as good as he says he is.
He coming in with like you know what I mean with all the good gear right like in Deadwood or something you know what I mean he's the guy that comes in with all the guns the straps the fucking bullets two horses yeah and everyone's you know like you know how people are doing stuff in the bar they stop playing and they all look to the door that's that guy well he looks like a fucking Arabian prince. He's got this very, I don't know.
I want to live in this fucking beer. I know almost nothing about this guy, but.
Are you Palestinian? Where are you, bro? I'm from Israel. Yeah.
Oh, shit. I just said the worst thing to him.
Yeah, you did. That's funny.
I just said the worst thing. Yeah.
You're from Israel, correct? Yeah. I've been to Israel as well.
Beautiful country. All right,.
You guys are going to play each other, alright? Seriously. So follow me.
We'll play it maybe tonight or tomorrow. But I want you to...
Can you record it on Twitter? Can you fucking stream it? We'll record it. We'll stream it.
Yeah, I want you to stream and record it because you're talking mad shit and if you get your ass whooped, we're playing it on the podcast next week. Alright.
We'll twitch it. He's cute too.
How cute is he? Well, he's laying so sexy with his arm up like he's doing that you want a fuck vibe ask him the question then go ahead go ahead Bobby's been asking all our international friends if they were gay I don't know if you're gay or not but if you were would you fuck me or Bobby um probably Bobby alright there's one thank you so much dude, dude. Two or three.
Just because he'll need, you know, some support after I beat him.

Well, you don't have to add to it.

You don't have to add to it.

Just say that you're going to fuck me.

His confidence is riveting.

All right.

Thank you, brother.

We appreciate you.

We'll talk to you soon.

We love your confidence, man.

Bye, man.

Love you guys.

Honestly, if he beats you, it's going to be fucking awesome.

I know, but honestly.

Yeah, he was a cutie patootie.

All right, to line up the next one.

Will you record it so we can see it?

I'll try to figure out a way, but he's probably really good.

Because he was so cocky, huh?

Yeah, it's a difficult game, especially FIFA 20.

It's a very difficult score.

Look, I played FIFA, and it's hard.

I don't like it.

It's a hard game to be good at.

Hello?

Okay.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Who is this?

This is Connor. Hello, Connor.
Hello. It's a hard game to be good at.
Hello? Okay. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Who is this? This is Connor.

Hello, Connor. Is that your name, Connor?

Yeah, Connor.

Where are you from, Connor?

Manchester, England.

Oh!

Let me ask you, are you a City fan or United?

None. I'm a Chelsea fan, actually.

Chelsea?

Wow, that's fucking...

Why? How did that work out?

How did that work out?

When I was little, my dad took me to a sports shop

where you can buy all the kits.

And then he supports Leeds, and Leeds hate United and City.

So I ended up choosing Chelsea.

Oh, that's cool.

Why don't we get all these really cute guys?

I know, look at his eyebrows.

You have the best eyebrows in the fucking business, man.

Are you a Kardashian?

Rudy looks at the monitor and goes like this. Yeah.
How old are you, Connor? I'm 19. 19.
No. Jules, no.
Look at this guy. No.
This is perfect for you. Look at this guy.
Are you single? Yeah. All right.
Rudy, look at this one. You can't do better than this one.
Well, when we tour England, we got to take you. Yeah, when we tour England, you're going to come with us, okay? You're going to meet Connor.
Connor, do you have money? Do you come from... Yeah, I want to meet you guys.
Are your parents rich, Connor? No. Okay, never mind, Rudy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we can't do that.
We don't have to talk about the poor guy. No, I'm kidding.
Are you in university? What are you doing right now? What do you do? What's your gig?

Are you in school or no?

Yeah, I'm doing graphic design at university.

Which?

But I'm trying to be an artist.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, cool, man.

Why did you stand up, walk around, and then sit back down?

That was a little weird.

I don't know, man.

I'm nervous.

You're a little nervous.

You're fine.

Why are you nervous?

Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

You're one of my heroes, man.

Which one's your hero?

Bobby, you're his hero.

Bobby.

He loves you, dude. Oh, shit.
Bobby, I want to be like you. I want to have confidence like you, man.
Oh, shit? Little do you know, he's the most unconfident person I've ever had. I know.
I'm about to fucking fall apart right now. No, but you know what? He's a great hero to have because he's a wonderful fucking dude.
He's got a great heart. He's got a great soul.
There are other heroes like Superman. But anyway, we'll talk about that later.
Superman's not real. Yeah, he's not real.
You're a real guy. Yeah, that's true.
And you're real to this fucking dude. Thanks, man.
I love you, Connor. Thanks for saying that.
Oh, we froze him. He froze up.
Oh, why did he freeze? Oh, no, Connor. You know why? Because he's fucking moving around too much, this guy.
He'd stand up and sat down like 30 times. Connor, what happened to you, baby boy? Oh, there we got you.
We lost you for a second, Con. You've got to sit in one place.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Yeah, that British internet.
The queen tethers the internet over there. Nobody gets to be on the internet too long.
Yeah. Hey, so if you were gay and you had to have sex with one of us, who would it be, me or Bob? Who are you going to have sex with? Definitely Bobby.
See, look at that. I got another one.
Now you ask and and you shall receive i got the fucking hairy face guy from canada and you got the cute guy from england i got the cute guy from england two for two two for two dude does it hurt a little bit not even a little bit a little bit nah it should do no yeah it should hurt not only that's a cute one no it doesn't matter because we're not gay well it's already it's still four two. You know what I mean? Still four to two.

All right, brother. Hey, Connor.
Thank you so much, Connor. I love you, man.
Thanks for listening. And dude, I'll see you one day in real life.
Okay, buddy? Yeah, definitely. I'll be on your podcast one day.
Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will, bud.
I love you, buddy. All right, dude.
Good dude. Very nice dude.
You're his hero, dude. Doesn't that feel good? You know what it is? You know, it's...
You think you're doing this stuff under the radar or in a vacuum. What? Podcasting.
What do you mean I'm doing it under... I feel like when I do podcasting, I feel like no one's really listening.
You just do it from your home or whatever. And it's really nice to see people from around the...
Yeah, I said the exact same thing. I said it's amazing.
Before this, when you got depressed, I said, isn't it so nice to know that all these people... Yeah, but I had to come to that conclusion on my own, and I just did.
Well, I'm glad you did. Yeah, so it feels nice that there are people that get what you do, and they're supportive, and I really...
That felt good. Thank you.
It should feel good. That kid actually said you were his hero, and you could tell he really did love you.

I know.

He got really nervous around me.

You know what?

I have to be honest.

Sometimes when I go on the road,

sometimes people cry.

When they meet you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've had that a few times.

Really?

Yeah.

How do you feel when that happens?

I say, cut it out, piece of shit.

I do too.

I go, give me a hug.

No.

No, when people cry,

it's usually a girl that cries, and they're excited, and I give give me a hug no no when people cry I it's usually it's usually a girl that cries and they're excited and yeah yeah and I give them a big hug yeah yeah I give them a big hug and I comfort I mean I don't go to the hotel room and go yeah I go you're a piece of shit still you know but I do like it always goes back to like my you know my insecurities and my poor self-image.

But for those brief moments when people react that way, I don't know what to do.

But it does feel, I guess, cool that some people appreciate it.

No, honestly, it does touch me in a wonderful way.

People do some really loving stuff.

I'm glad we were able to link up with some international people.

It's cool to know that people around the world are listening.

That's wild.

Around the globes.

Yeah.

You were touched by that international stuff.

I can tell that that really hit you in a good way.

You know, made you feel good.

I was really touched by it.

And, you know, I'm touched by you, man.

I'm really touched by you because I'll tell you this.

You know, when I first met you, I didn't think there was much. And I honestly, you know, during this quarantine, you have to say the person I've seen the most aside from the people I live with is you.
And, you know, we talk about you in the house sometimes. Okay, what do you say? And we, and Kaila and I will look at each other and go, deep down inside, he's a real straight-up good guy.

Not deep down.

I didn't even say deep down.

I don't want to say deep down.

On the surface as well.

Yeah, I'm a sweet dude.

Yeah, you're a really sweet guy. You have – there's a part of you – you know in the other day you know all those people went into the michigan congress you know the with the guns and you know yeah you have that white kind of rage as well it's not white it's just rage you have this white rage don't make it a race thing you have a rage that happens to be a certain color it's red if anything it.
All right, but you have this entitled.

Entitled is wrong.

I have anger issues.

I have anger issues.

There's nothing to be angry about.

Mm-hmm.

You're on top of the world.

I'm right next to it.

No, you're on a TV show.

Who else is on a TV show?

You.

What TV show? Oh, yeah.

Can I promote my show?

Plug your show.

All right, so.

You don't even know that you're on.

You didn't even say you're on a show.

You're on a show.

Well, it's not.

OK, so here's the deal.

Yeah.

Here's the deal.

The deal is, is this.

That in August, I know people are tired of me saying this, but I have to reiterate it.

Yeah.

Plug it in.

My dad died.

I relapsed after 17

years of sobriety, and then

all of a sudden I was on a game show.

That's September.

And it comes out. Here it is.

Game On. It's called Game On.

Featuring Keegan-Michael Key,

Bobby Lee,

Gronkowski,

Ian Carmel,

and me. And if you're watching

the show and you go, wow,

Bobby's a little off, it's because I'm a little high and I'm also mourning for my dad. And it was a really, Juliana came to see a couple of the shows.
They were really weird. So I believe in the show.
I love the talent and all the people behind it, right comes out May 20th, but watch it with a certain perspective when it comes to me. Whatever.
It is what it is. Is it good? I don't really remember it that much, but I remember going, wow, I'm doing it with incredible people.
Gronk. It's also James Corden's the know, we talk about the great Ben Winston.
Yeah, Ben. Ben is one of the nicest guys.
He's a great producer. He's James Corden's producing partner.
Not only that, though, he's just a handsome, super talented, handsome guy. Talented, nice guy that I love.
Julianna's met him as well. Well, watch that show when it comes out, what? Fuck you.
I'll take, you know. You know, you promoted Davey or whatever that piece of shit that you're on.
The piece of shit? I mean, the good show that you're on on FX. The piece of shit show I'm on? I mean, I always said that.
The show that's the highest rated fucking FX show since Atlanta? You're promoting a game show. Slow down, okay? Slow the fuck down.
Who wants to be a millionaire? Okay? Relax. It's a game show okay cool it cool it out i said it wrong the way you came at me was just mean but i was being defensive because you were coming at i didn't say anything i just said when does it come out let's watch it tell people it's your town man but okay thank you and davy's a great show my bad it's just dave what nights What nights is Davey on? It's over.
It's over.

It was good to connect.

No, no.

Honestly, it's nice.

It's nice that you got that little heartfelt moment about realizing that people around the world love you.

No, it is nice.

They love you.

I feel better about it.

You're a hero to a lot of people.

Oh, it's nice.

No, I'm serious.

You are.

I think you are.

I am too.

Thank you for being a bad friend.