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Speaker 2 you two are bad friends who are these two idiots

Speaker 5 you two are disgusting

Speaker 2 you two are something we're bad friends welcome to the show

Speaker 2 welcome to the show welcome to the show i'm bobby lee i'm andrew santino and this is

Speaker 2 bad friends

Speaker 2 we love we love to cook we love to clean we love

Speaker 2 can you imagine if we did one of those shows if and we did like an HGTV show? Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Do you watch those? The Flipping Property Brothers and all that stuff? House flipping shows.

Speaker 3 I love when they flip-flip. Flip-flip.

Speaker 3 I love it. I love when they take a really shitty house,

Speaker 3 and they turn it into a shitty house, but it looks better.

Speaker 2 It's a better shitty house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they sell it for tons of money. I know.

Speaker 3 When we were looking for houses,

Speaker 3 there were some houses. where it was like, you know what I mean, a crack house.
Yeah. And then Kalila would be like, we could just, you know, buy it for cheap and and flip it

Speaker 2 like how the fuck

Speaker 2 I don't know anybody. I don't know hardwood people.
I don't know ceiling people. I don't know how to fucking do that.
What did she say? She's like, you're right. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Why are we flipping flipping a house is people think it's like a thing you can just do. Yeah.
No, it's impossible.

Speaker 3 Number one, okay, first of all, I don't know how much wood costs.

Speaker 2 Let's take a guess.

Speaker 3 Like, I don't even know what the like two by four. I don't even know what the dynamics to get.

Speaker 2 You got it. The dynamic is a two by four.

Speaker 3 Well, I go to Home Depot and I go, hi, um, so so this i show them a photo welcome to home depot how can i help you hi so i i i bought a crack house down in crenshaw yeah that everything here in los angeles is a crack house right so here's the house okay i see that piece of shit see the floor yeah if i mean it's barely a floor it's crack linoleum it's crack linoleums and also there are like weeds growing anyway i need to put new hardwood floors in okay uh how much is it

Speaker 2 how much do you think you want to give us i'll give you a half a million done that's how much it costs and then so then i so then i put it in my car yep how do you bring it to the car on your shoulders shoulders would be right that's even that that you can't do that i don't even know yeah and then who are you gonna hire to install it do you have somebody raul jose

Speaker 2 alejandro and they're one guy that's his name the role raul jose alejandro

Speaker 2 it's one guy i could do basically everything yeah and then um

Speaker 3 then i would that so that that's that right and then now mildew what do you do with that oh my god you have to have someone come come and kill and disinfect and scrape And yeah. Yeah, so

Speaker 3 I hire that guy. How much is that guy?

Speaker 2 $800,000, $900,000. Right.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 I'm already a million deep with floors and mildew scraping.

Speaker 2 You're done. Yeah.
I'm done. I'm in the hole.
How much are you going to flip the house for?

Speaker 3 Probably at $200.

Speaker 2 I made $200 extra dollars. $200.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. After taxes, you lost $800.

Speaker 3 I lost it, yeah. So I don't know how to do that.

Speaker 2 No, no, that idea is impossible. Also, you don't have the time to live in a house that's going to be flipped.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 2 We would have to get an Airbnb or go to a hotel room with the fucking knives the knives that she has honestly everyone has been sending me emails about rudy's um knife knife dreams yeah yeah yeah dissecting it well they also dissected your vampire eggs yeah a lot of it was uh stardew valley by the way that's where they think all of it comes from i think the well the eggs definitely for stardew valley and the vampires yeah but the wooden vacuum clear there's no way yeah they did say there was something in in the game

Speaker 2 something that was about cleaning that was in the game maybe i don't know. I sound like a psychic right now.
Yeah. I'm getting a vibe from maybe someone, a cousin, maybe a cousin.

Speaker 3 I'll tell you another thing.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Is

Speaker 3 the other day, a couple of weeks ago, I said, Rudy.

Speaker 2 Timeout. You said the other day, a couple of weeks ago?

Speaker 3 The other day, a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 The other day, a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 Last month, today.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's in the past.

Speaker 7 I get it.

Speaker 2 Okay, so don't correct me. No doubt.

Speaker 3 But I was asking her, and I don't know if you remember this, I go, Where are the knives at?

Speaker 3 And she goes,

Speaker 3 it's in the compartment. So I had to open up the fucking right,

Speaker 3 the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 And there's a compartment right above it. Above it with all the, but I don't even, that's not where the knives really go.

Speaker 2 Well, that's what that is.

Speaker 3 And I think she's hiding it or something.

Speaker 2 No, no, that's where the, that's where they go. I put it up there.
In the top, you're saying you pull out the top, that's where the knives are, right? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, really? That's where they go? Yeah. Well, then that's my bad.
Well, then that's my bad. Because in my mind, I'm like, why is she hiding?

Speaker 2 We have the same dishwasher.

Speaker 2 It's above the dishes, right? Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's where the knives go? Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's all I want to know. But by the way, I don't trust her.
You know what she said to me last week?

Speaker 2 She goes,

Speaker 2 hey, what? Do you guys ever do sponsors that maybe I could have some of the things? And I was like, yeah, I mean,

Speaker 2 we have a bunch of different ad reads. What do you want? I can get you something.
And she goes, BMW?

Speaker 2 Do you do knives, like Japanese knives?

Speaker 2 And I said, really? And she goes, just like seven or eight kitchen knives, maybe.

Speaker 2 That's what she asked for. Didn't you ask for sharp knives?

Speaker 2 And I said, what for? And you said, I collect them.

Speaker 3 And do you have those Japanese you know, you know schoolgirl uniforms that I could have yeah, that's what she wanted right she wanted school girl school school school girl school uniform knives Yeah, right, and she wanted to go

Speaker 2 and fucking kill everyone in the fucking house I've seen that movie before, okay Rudy, you're scary, but I scary, but I like you, but you're scary, dude.

Speaker 2 Do you think you could do you think that dream that you had that everyone keeps talking about it? We keep getting emails of the fan page.

Speaker 2 Do you think that you had that dream because you there's someone in your life that you hate that you just can't tell that you hate? You can't say it to them. No.

Speaker 2 Someone predicted, they said, Rudy has pent-up aggression towards a person in her life that did her wrong.

Speaker 3 I think I know who it is, but I don't want to get private in the

Speaker 2 family member.

Speaker 3 No, I think maybe that you because you know, maybe because your dad wasn't around.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I don't really care about my dad. There it is.
That's your dad.

Speaker 2 That was it. I felt it.
Yeah. Did you feel it? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Dad's.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 The knives, the school,

Speaker 2 yeah, that's kill it, yeah, youth, anger, madness, yeah, that makes it revenge, yeah.

Speaker 3 You have, you have, because she's also one of the type of people I say, how do you feel?

Speaker 2 Fine, right? How do you feel right now? Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, deep.

Speaker 3 It's either fine or okay.

Speaker 3 Is it other layers of

Speaker 2 Rudy? Or do you ever feel good?

Speaker 3 Get closer to the mic, Juliana.

Speaker 3 Get closer to the mic.

Speaker 2 Sometimes. Like, do you, like, what's a good day for you?

Speaker 2 Um, I don't know.

Speaker 3 Like, being with the dogs.

Speaker 2 Being with the dogs is a good day.

Speaker 8 I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 We did something yesterday that, and, and Kalila said never to talk about it.

Speaker 2 Talk about it. But I'm going to.

Speaker 2 Talk about it.

Speaker 3 She said, never to talk. I'm going to get a big trouble.
Should we not talk about it?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 So I had to do ADR yesterday for some movie that I did.

Speaker 2 What movie?

Speaker 3 I did a movie with Eric Griffin.

Speaker 2 Wait, seriously? Yeah. What was it?

Speaker 3 It's called Mayfair Games.

Speaker 3 What? Yeah, it's with me, Eric Griffin, Mary Lynn Ricegub, Sean Austin, isn't it?

Speaker 2 From Lord of the Rings. Rudy.

Speaker 3 Rudy, yeah. And not you.
So I did ADR for that, and then it was over, you know, you do an independent movie, so always the ADR places is in like...

Speaker 2 Some guy's basement.

Speaker 3 It was in a house.

Speaker 2 Some guy's house. Yeah.
It's always some. He's like, what's up? I'm Steve.
You're looking for Dan.

Speaker 2 Smoking out front.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Also, the guy, first of all, we go, I go, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 And they go, no, dude, we're like quarantined too like we're real safe right we fucking drive up the guy has no mask no gloves and he's just out there smoking. What's up, man?

Speaker 3 I literally just said that's exactly what happened right and then Kalila's like no you can't go in there so I fuck it I have to do it.

Speaker 3 So I did it right and then and then Kalila goes let's take a drive by the beach

Speaker 3 I've done that.

Speaker 6 Not go on the beach, but just no, I've taken a drive by the beach.

Speaker 3 It's nice. Right.
It's nice, right? So nice. But she did something.

Speaker 3 She said something

Speaker 3 that is so unlike her what right it's it's almost as if

Speaker 3 this is how crazy it is. It's like a priest going No, that's not crazy.
Let me think of

Speaker 2 a priest going come here little boy. No, yeah, yeah, no,

Speaker 3 it's like

Speaker 3 if Al Majigral said that he

Speaker 3 choked a baby That's how shocking you know, that would be shocking, right?

Speaker 2 Whose baby?

Speaker 2 That's true. Yeah, yeah, that is true.

Speaker 2 No, you're you're saying it's something out of the ordinary.

Speaker 6 It's shocking out of the ordinary.

Speaker 3 But so we're driving on the beach and she goes,

Speaker 3 You want to see if Lily's is open?

Speaker 2 Lily's? The the

Speaker 2 cafe? No. What is Lily's?

Speaker 3 I'm gonna s if you are ever in Malibo, Malibu, when the quarantine's over,

Speaker 3 the Mex best Mexican food restaurant of all time.

Speaker 2 Is it in the Malibu?

Speaker 2 No, no, in the strip mall there by the Yes, I know what it is. I know.
You're eating there? Yes, I know exactly what it is. It's so fucking good.

Speaker 2 You didn't tell me about it. Did you tell me about it? I don't know.
It's in that strip mall.

Speaker 2 I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 And she goes, you want to get lilies?

Speaker 3 And I literally, right, remember what? I, my, tears.

Speaker 2 You started crying? Oh, my God. What? Bob.

Speaker 3 Don't, don't tease me.

Speaker 2 No, she wanted to get it.

Speaker 3 No, she, this is, she, I told you before, right? She is the, she is quarantine queen.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You don't leave the house for no reason. You don't touch nobody.

Speaker 6 But you can order food from.

Speaker 3 No, we've never even done that. Wow.
Right? So she goes, let's see if they're open.

Speaker 3 They were open.

Speaker 3 And fucking Rudy ran into the restaurant.

Speaker 2 You sent in the slave.

Speaker 2 We sent in the slave. We called in.

Speaker 3 We brought in the fucking guinea pig.

Speaker 7 I go, hey, go, go, go.

Speaker 3 And I kicked her out of the fucking camera. Did you wear a mask?

Speaker 2 No. Yeah, she did.

Speaker 2 Get in there. And she runs and she goes, I'm here for.

Speaker 3 And they're like, you want to, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 She's got the lights.

Speaker 3 So we took the food and we went by kind of like the street on this hill and we ate.

Speaker 2 We just gulfed it down.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And it was literally, you know, Kalila said,

Speaker 3 this is the way we should always eat food, you know, because it's like,

Speaker 3 you know, I had lilies before.

Speaker 3 Once a month, I would just ride up Malibu. Not that big of a deal.
But when it's special like that yeah you know they say i don't know if you know the statistic but they say

Speaker 2 that

Speaker 3 somebody that was in a horrific car accident right who's paralyzed from the neck down is happier than somebody who wins the lottery

Speaker 2 well that seems subjective it's not i'll tell you why

Speaker 2 I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 Let me just finish my point. Okay?

Speaker 3 Because the person that, like, you know, imagine somebody has no money. He wins a lottery, right?

Speaker 3 Their friends begin to use them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 3 Family members start asking for money.

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 3 You spend it. You don't know how to use it.
You don't know how to use it.

Speaker 2 Because you've never had money before.

Speaker 3 And you start getting paranoid about people and whatnot. It generally makes you very unhappy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true. Statistically, most people that win the lottery.

Speaker 3 When somebody is in a car accident and paralyzed from neck down, little things like tasting orange juice is the happiest moment in your life.

Speaker 3 When you're able to do this with your finger, I move my finger. That's a huge thing.
And also, you realize who really loves you.

Speaker 3 The people that are by your side, helping you through the, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Dancing?

Speaker 3 No, it's not dancing, but helping you through the physical therapy.

Speaker 2 Right? Right.

Speaker 3 And then, you know what I mean? And there's always someone, you can do it, Bobby. Like Kalila would be there.
Put your left foot. And I go, no, it's shaky.

Speaker 2 Right? You wouldn't do it. Yes, I would.
You wouldn't rehab at all.

Speaker 3 I would rehab. I use the bars, right? No.

Speaker 2 I go, it's shaky.

Speaker 3 And she's, you can do it. And I do it.

Speaker 2 And I go, I did it. Right.
You would never do it.

Speaker 2 And everyone would be like, yeah.

Speaker 3 And you would feel happy. And give me orders.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. I like the flavors.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 You would never rehab.

Speaker 2 That's fucking so rude. It would be your dream.
If you got paralyzed in a car accident, Bob. Yeah.
They're like, well,

Speaker 2 it's going to be hard to get you back on your feet, or you could stay in a wheelchair and a bed and a couch and play video games and just fucking hang out on your fat ass all day, and you're going to be like, That's true.

Speaker 3 Yeah. In that way, it's true.

Speaker 3 But I know this about myself. I know that two years in.

Speaker 2 You can walk and it's hard to get you to walk. It's hard to get you up and about.

Speaker 2 I know how to do it, right?

Speaker 3 I've done it before. I can do it again.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 3 But like, I know that, yeah, I'd be paralyzed, right?

Speaker 2 Why do you keep doing this? Are you a skeleton?

Speaker 2 Are you like a ghost? What is this? Whatever. I've never been paralyzed before.

Speaker 3 So I'm sitting there, right? And I'm playing video games and

Speaker 3 I can't walk. And I'd be like, this is cool.
And people are just feeding me hot pockets or whatever.

Speaker 2 Your dream. Your dream, right?

Speaker 3 Right. And it's like, but then I know that, let me just see what's on TV.
And once I clicked over to television and I saw you. Yeah.
Right on a TV show, it would immediately go, oh, fuck.

Speaker 2 I got to get out.

Speaker 3 I need to get back out there. And so that's, I know the cut.

Speaker 2 Cut to the montage scene of you, you're in the water, you're swimming, and then this instructor is like, Bobby, you're doing good. And then you turn and you're like,

Speaker 2 shit in the pool, and everyone's like, get out of the pool. You get out of the pool.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I could see it.
No, you could. You would really.

Speaker 2 I know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 But between the lottery winner and the.

Speaker 2 I understand what you're saying because you learn to appreciate things. Look,

Speaker 2 I said this on this. I said this on this thing that I did one, this solo thing I did.
And

Speaker 2 I mean this this is very sentimental what is it one of my favorite

Speaker 2 start from the beat I wasn't listening no no no I know I said this on this other podcast is what I'm saying

Speaker 2 I don't know whose I did it on okay but anyway one of my favorite music artists is a guy named Warren Zvon you know his music you don't know it but he wrote the song Werewolves in London you know that

Speaker 2 right so Warren Zvon his last appearance when he had cancer on letterman By the way, if you have on YouTube, please watch it. It's fucking incredible.
Him and Letterman became very close.

Speaker 2 And he decided to do his last TV appearance playing music on Letterman because he loved him so much. And Letterman goes, is there anything that you know now,

Speaker 2 being in the stage four of cancer that you are

Speaker 2 this late in your life, that you can like impose wisdom upon us, something that we like need to know?

Speaker 2 And it was like, he asked it so profoundly, and he didn't,

Speaker 2 it could be taken in a way that's like, oh, you're dying, so tell us what you know. But he did it so nice.
And Warren said, you know,

Speaker 2 I think I've just learned to enjoy every sandwich. And that's what you're saying.
That's exactly what you were saying. He was just saying,

Speaker 2 you just have to enjoy every sandwich. So the Lily story, I'm saying, it paralleled.
It's real.

Speaker 3 Now you just bring up another question.

Speaker 2 What? About death. What?

Speaker 3 What is it going to be like?

Speaker 2 Do they have sandwiches?

Speaker 3 No, I mean, it's like, you know, I do sometimes think that, especially in quarantine.

Speaker 2 What's death going to be like?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I just, I don't want to die.

Speaker 2 you're not gonna don't think about it well i mean you're gonna yeah but i don't when no time soon yeah i can see when people are gonna die can you really i had that gift i've had that before and guess who's gonna die pretty early

Speaker 2 yeah i can feel that actually rudy's gonna live so long oh my god she's gonna marry some fucking old bill listen she's gonna meet some old billionaire yeah some you know one of these guys he pulls up in a bentley and he's like hey filipino girl

Speaker 2 get in and she's like okay yeah and she hops in and he and he's like i want you to be my girlfriend and da And she's like, okay, but no touch. And he's like, oh, whatever.

Speaker 2 And he thinks he's got the best of her. Well,

Speaker 2 she starts poisoning him. Right? Right.

Speaker 2 Slowly poisons him. He never gets to even touch her.
She stays pure. Pure.

Speaker 2 No gross pig man touch her. He dies.
She gets all of his money. She goes back to the Philippines.
She takes care of all of her family. She comes back here.
Yeah. Right.
And she opens up.

Speaker 2 a very successful knife shop in Beverly Hills. Yeah.
Rudy's Knives.

Speaker 7 Also, just FYI.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Her dad's a lawyer.
Her stepdad's a lawyer.

Speaker 3 She comes from good stock over there.

Speaker 2 Why are we paying you? I'm not going to pay her anything.

Speaker 3 She used to live like Rose from 90 Day Fiancé.

Speaker 2 Yeah, with the pigs and stuff?

Speaker 3 Yeah, she remembers when her dad was going through law school and all that stuff. She was brilliant.
They had no, right? They had shit in a bucket.

Speaker 2 You used to poop in a bucket?

Speaker 3 No. Wait, wait, get closer to the mic.

Speaker 2 No. Did you have...

Speaker 3 So in that old house you were living in, did you have a toilet that flushed? No. See, that's what I'm saying.
Where does it...

Speaker 2 But we don't poo in a bucket. Where do you poo then? In the ground, in a hole in the ground.

Speaker 2 It's a broken toilet.

Speaker 3 It's a broken. It's a broken toilet.

Speaker 2 So does it.

Speaker 3 So just let it build up in the fucking toilet. It doesn't fucking flush.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 You just take a bucket of water and then... Yeah, push it down, and the gravity takes care of it.
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
Okay, my bad.

Speaker 3 It is civilized.

Speaker 2 Well, okay.

Speaker 2 Speaking of internationalisms, we have fans from all over the world.

Speaker 2 No, but check this out. This is crazy.
We aligned,

Speaker 2 there's like six or seven people in a waiting room from all over the world. We don't know where they're from.

Speaker 2 Jorge and Andres did it for us. Do you want to talk to people or no?

Speaker 3 Oh, I'd love to.

Speaker 3 I want to connect with people from all over the world.

Speaker 2 You seriously want to?

Speaker 3 I have no choice, so let's do it.

Speaker 2 All right, George, do it. Line it up.
Let's go. Who's the first human being?

Speaker 2 Mad friends around the world.

Speaker 2 Patrick Layard. Leylard? Leyland?

Speaker 9 Leyland. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We can't see your video, Pat.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to figure it out now. Oh, there we go.
Oh, there he is.

Speaker 2 Where are you?

Speaker 9 What do you mean?

Speaker 2 What part of the world are you on planet Earth? Are you on Earth? Yeah.

Speaker 3 What do you mean? That's what we mean. Where on Earth are you on the planet?

Speaker 9 I'm in Como.

Speaker 3 What's Como?

Speaker 2 Como.

Speaker 2 Como.

Speaker 3 What is it? Where's that at?

Speaker 9 It's like at the bottom of England.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's Colmore.

Speaker 2 Commer, the bottom of England.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what are you at?

Speaker 2 Bottom of England.

Speaker 3 What football club do you support?

Speaker 9 Manchester United.

Speaker 2 Manu, that's Bobby's going to be pissed off about that, dude.

Speaker 3 You know, I'm an Arsenal fan.

Speaker 2 I'm a huge Arsenal fan.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Oh, you did? Okay.

Speaker 2 What do you do, Patch?

Speaker 9 I'm a security guard.

Speaker 2 For what? What are you securing? From where?

Speaker 2 For what?

Speaker 10 A university.

Speaker 2 Dangerous. Dangerous.
Dangerous. They need you.
What does it say behind you on the wall? Does it say a cuss word, pal?

Speaker 2 You know what, young man? I've said twice to you to take that down. Your father's going to be ticked off when he gets home.

Speaker 2 What time is it there? What time is it? Yeah.

Speaker 2 It is

Speaker 9 half 11 at night.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they do that thing. Half 11.

Speaker 2 Half 11. Does that mean that's 10.30 or is that 11.30?

Speaker 9 11.30.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so just say 11.30. You fucking British.
These guys making it.

Speaker 2 It's half 11.

Speaker 3 You lime hooligan you.

Speaker 2 By the way, half 11, half 11 would be fucking 5.5. So it's not, is it 5.30? That would be half 11.

Speaker 3 Are you a Bad Friends fan, Patrick?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 So people in England listen to some of them. Some of them them listen to us.

Speaker 2 He does, for sure.

Speaker 2 How many people in the town where you live know about the show?

Speaker 9 Probably just me.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 That's good.

Speaker 3 What do you like about it?

Speaker 9 I don't know. You're just very funny, aren't you?

Speaker 2 Oh, thank you so much. British do this great thing where they say something with such with a lack of confidence that they ask a question over.

Speaker 2 So if you're like, you like it? And they go, yeah, I mean, don't you? Right? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants to make sure he goes, you're pretty funny, aren't you?

Speaker 3 Like, he's asking us if you're like, they're asking us, and then we're supposed to go, yeah, we are funny.

Speaker 2 And he goes, yeah, you are, aren't you? And then we're supposed to go, yeah. And he goes, man, sure, you are.
You are, aren't you? Don't you think? Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 You're haunts him, aren't you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, haunts him, huh? Yeah, huh? Huh? Yeah. So I can, but just just a guess, a wild, wild, insane, uneducated guess.
You smoke pot.

Speaker 9 Uh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you smoke a lot? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Wait, do they have have medicinal use there in England?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Do you guys know? What is it there?

Speaker 2 But what are they going to do? They're not going to, the cops don't even have guns. What can they do? They're like, come on, stop smoking.
Please put it down, will you?

Speaker 6 And you're like, fuck you, copper.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Now, let me ask you something. How do you get it?

Speaker 2 He's like, oh, I'm not going to rat out my friend. Not going to rat out my friend Nigel.
Yeah. No, seriously, it's a buddy that does it, right? There is no stores.

Speaker 2 There's not even medicinal stores, correct?

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, just an old man.

Speaker 2 Just an old man that you know?

Speaker 2 That's awesome. So have you been.
Michael Caine?

Speaker 2 It's got to be Michael Caine. Is it Brian Bryden?

Speaker 3 When you're having sex with your girlfriend, is that banner above you?

Speaker 3 Just to give you instruction on how to do it.

Speaker 2 Fuck it.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 When he's too high and he's on top of her, he's like, right, fuck it. All right.

Speaker 2 I forgot what to do. Fuck it.
Fuck it. Yeah.
Patrick, you're the best, dude. Thank you for being a bad friend.
We love you very much.

Speaker 2 All right. We're going to answer another international call.
You're the best, dude. Keep spreading that word.
Keep that university safe. Love you, dude.

Speaker 2 All right, brother. They have stoners over there, too.
Hell yeah, they got stoners over there. No idea.
Hotheads are everywhere. Oh, my God.
They're all over this great, beautiful world. Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, let's see who's next on the international docket. You know how we had people from all over the world.
Who's this?

Speaker 2 Is it a lady? Well, we have ladies and boys, boys and girls that are both on this on this feed with us right now.

Speaker 2 In the waiting room was a bunch of people, Bobo, who wanted to get on the international show. We had people as far as fucking like West Russia.
Like the middle of nowhere, Russia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 The middle of nowhere, Russia. Wow.

Speaker 3 Chime. You know, when I was younger,

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Speaker 2 Uh-oh, we have someone.

Speaker 2 Do we have you?

Speaker 2 Oh my god. Oh my god, it's Alexandra.
Alexandra.

Speaker 3 Alexandra.

Speaker 2 Join with your video so we can. Where are you? There it is.
There she is. Oh,

Speaker 3 there's Alexandra.

Speaker 2 From the.

Speaker 3 You're the whitest person I've ever seen, Alexandra.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I am. Are you albino? What are you?

Speaker 4 I'm close to it.

Speaker 2 And it's a housing.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 And I have the white wall, you know. When are you getting out of that insane asylum? When are they letting you out of that fucking padded room? Where are you right now?

Speaker 4 I'm in Serbia.

Speaker 2 Whoa,

Speaker 2 my

Speaker 3 Serbia, Russia.

Speaker 2 Do you know where Serbia is?

Speaker 3 Well, I've seen

Speaker 3 Eastern Promises.

Speaker 2 There you go.

Speaker 2 Nope.

Speaker 3 I don't know what that is. No, no, that was.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's a really good movie. What time is it in Serbia? This is just going to be my favorite question.
What time is it?

Speaker 4 It's, I guess, 20, I guess it's midnight, around midnight.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 4 20 minutes to 1 a.m.

Speaker 3 Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 2 Are you single?

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 3 Are you heterosexual?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 All right, so let's just do a little contest. You know, if Andrew and I were both

Speaker 2 single single.

Speaker 3 If Andrew and I were both single, I mean, which, like, where would you lean to, you think?

Speaker 3 You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings. I'm fine.
We're totally fine.

Speaker 2 It'll hurt my feelings if you say Bob.

Speaker 4 I have a sorry.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 13 I kind of had a

Speaker 4 sex dream with Andrew.

Speaker 2 Yes!

Speaker 2 Yes! I don't know. I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 2 I know where it came from. No, wait, what's the sex dream? Can you tell us what it is?

Speaker 4 Wait a minute. I have a glass of wine.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. She needs to be blacked out before she thinks about fucking me.
Okay, so let's hear the sex dream.

Speaker 4 So I don't know where it came from. I just had a dream one night.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It just. Okay.

Speaker 4 You were very kind of romantic, kind of like a long-term boyfriend kind of thing.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Where were we? Where were we in the dream? Did we were out on a hill somewhere in like on a boat was i in the dream at all was i a valet

Speaker 4 i had a dream with you as well it wasn't a sex dream but i had a dream with bobby me bobby and kanya west were driving in a car and the car crashed

Speaker 2 that was my dream that's my dream wait did you guys die did anybody die i promise i'm not on drugs i just have like very crazy dreams that is wild Yeah.

Speaker 3 So you had a sex dream with a romantic sex dream with Andrew, and I burned in a fiery, fiery car crash.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 With? With?

Speaker 2 With Kanye West. With Kanye West.
So that's.

Speaker 2 So you kind of win. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You won. You won.
Yeah, you won.

Speaker 2 Say your names because I can't see it. It says Alexandra.
Alexandra. Alexandra.
What do you do?

Speaker 2 What do you do during the day hours when you're not having sex dreams about me and Bobby dying in a fire?

Speaker 2 I am

Speaker 4 a therapist, a very young one, but I am like a psychotherapist.

Speaker 2 Oh, nice. Okay.

Speaker 2 You're helping people out. How's that been going?

Speaker 4 Well,

Speaker 4 it's kind of a difficult situation in Serbia when it comes to jobs. So it's kind of, I'm volunteering at the moment.
I work in customer service. That is where I get my money from.

Speaker 4 But I do therapy.

Speaker 3 Can I ask you a question question about covet is covered because we don't hear a lot of a lot about russia and covet is is it are you guys fine out there or is it

Speaker 2 is it out there is it prevalent

Speaker 4 yeah i guess

Speaker 4 well where i live people have been through some shit so they're kind of used to it they just like bought all of the things that they could buy at the beginning of this in march and they're just just like chilling at home

Speaker 2 basically people in russia don't give dude they've they're fucking

Speaker 2 They live through such tough shit.

Speaker 4 I would like to say that I am from Serbia, but

Speaker 2 Serbia. That's right.
Serbia. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. He said Russia and I copied it.
That was my fault.

Speaker 2 I apologize. Yeah, because they like to be able to do that.
That's why you died in my job.

Speaker 3 They're not tough, right? So they're tough.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're tough people.

Speaker 3 There are other things going on. There's tanks.

Speaker 2 Their lives are tougher than ours.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's always a guy with a gun nearby. Snow.

Speaker 2 James Bond is always ruining their country for some reason.

Speaker 3 The Night King's probably from there.

Speaker 2 Right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, we love you very much. Thank you for being our bad friend.
We really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 I don't think you'll cry in like three minutes. I'm keeping my cool right now, but this was very cool.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Well, you're the shit.
Thank you. Thanks for listening.
We really appreciate you. Thank you.

Speaker 2 Spread the love.

Speaker 2 Spread the love around Serbia. Let them know about us.
Improve your dreams, okay? Yeah, yeah. Have a dream about Bobby next time.
And I'll watch.

Speaker 2 All right. I will.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
That was hurtful. It's just.
just, I can't. Why? That hurt your feelings that she had a sex dream about me?

Speaker 3 Yeah, because it's like, she could have lied.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 No, she couldn't have lied.

Speaker 3 Because I feel like every girl is going to say they had a sex dream about you.

Speaker 2 That's not true. Why? And why do you think? Because I'll tell you why.

Speaker 3 Because when I told you the other day on the phone that Ed, Big Ed,

Speaker 3 said that Kalila was too hot for me. Yeah.
Which is what he did say on Instagram Live.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You started laughing.

Speaker 2 Because that's funny.

Speaker 3 No, it's because you think it's true.

Speaker 6 No, I don't.

Speaker 2 I think it's funny that

Speaker 2 a guy that looks like fucking Mayo Head Ed said to you that another girl was too hot for you when fucking everything is too hot for him, in my opinion.

Speaker 3 But that's my point is, it's like, if Rose, that girl that's on the 90-day fiancé, is not too hot for him, that he thinks I'm below him.

Speaker 2 Well, then shit on him when he gets on Tiger Belly.

Speaker 3 But don't laugh at it.

Speaker 2 You're supposed to be my it's funny. It's funny that this guy was like, Kalila's too hot for Babby.
That's hilarious. I know, it's so hurtful.
That's a hilarious. That's like, you know what?

Speaker 2 That's like a guy in a wheelchair watching fucking LeBron James Duncan is like, not that good. It's like, yeah, it is.
What do you fucking talk about? It was so funny to me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Of course, you're, of course, you're.

Speaker 2 Of course, you're hot. You and Kalila,

Speaker 2 it's compatible. What is it called?

Speaker 2 I don't fucking know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's called.

Speaker 2 You deserve each other.

Speaker 2 you look

Speaker 3 But all my life okay people have said like you know, he's cute or he's like, you know, he's my best friend or like I'm always in that category and I feel like you know, I've changed my vibe Bob

Speaker 2 you have a so like as I got older I have a hot like girlfriend rough rough fucks you have a hot live-in girlfriend. Yeah, I could do it.
You have a Filipino slave. What more do you want? That's true.

Speaker 2 You have a harem of animals who follow your every command.

Speaker 2 What else do you need? You're a sex machine. I know.
Give me somebody else, international.

Speaker 2 Jorge, I want to see who else is on there. Serbia is fucking incredible.
Look at that. I said Europe.
I said Western Europe or Eastern Europe and they gave it to me. It's London, Eastern Europe.

Speaker 2 Not London, South England. Whatever.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 2 No, it's all the same to you. Who's this now?

Speaker 2 This is going to be John Weber. His name is John Weber.

Speaker 3 Let's guess where he's from.

Speaker 2 John Weber.

Speaker 2 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 2 What's up? No, he's from

Speaker 2 Brazil. John Weber, where are you from? Put on your video, John.

Speaker 2 Oh, John.

Speaker 2 Oh, whoa, there's a boy band.

Speaker 3 It's John and Weber.

Speaker 15 John and Weber. No, we're from the Netherlands, man.

Speaker 2 Oh, fuck. Netherlands.
Netherlands.

Speaker 2 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 You guys know who Val Nisselroy is?

Speaker 2 Val Nisselroy? No.

Speaker 3 Oh, he was a soccer player for Manchester United.

Speaker 2 Isn't it Valnisteroy? Yeah.

Speaker 12 How are you guys doing, man?

Speaker 2 Good. Good.
I like your hair. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Who's John Weber? Which one's which?

Speaker 3 Me,

Speaker 15 I'm John Weber.

Speaker 2 Who's that guy? Who's the other guy?

Speaker 12 Yeah. I'm Yoel Barton.

Speaker 3 Yoel.

Speaker 2 Yoel Barton. We say it Joel here or Joel.

Speaker 2 How do you spell your name, Yoel?

Speaker 12 It's like the

Speaker 2 Y O E L.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yoel is is correct.
Yeah, that is right. Very good.

Speaker 2 What are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 We're just gaming and waiting for this call.

Speaker 3 What are you? Okay, so listen, I just finished Witcher 3. What are you guys playing?

Speaker 12 I'm playing right now. I'm playing this quarantine.
I'm playing Fallout.

Speaker 2 I love Fallout 4. Fallout 4? Yeah, Fallout 4.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's my favorite.

Speaker 2 One of my favorite games of all time.

Speaker 12 It's my favorite game. And I want to play The Witcher because of you, because

Speaker 12 I have it, but I never really played it. so I really want to play it because I heard you talking about it.

Speaker 3 Let me tell you something about The Witcher, okay? Because I played Skyrim and I like Fallout. When you first play The Witcher, you're like, it's not the same, but you know what?

Speaker 3 It has elements of those games in it. And I think the story is so strong, I think you'd really like it, my friend.

Speaker 12 Okay, I'll try it.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 3 I like your lips, by the way. Can I just say this?

Speaker 2 Super nice lips.

Speaker 2 Don't do that. Whoa!

Speaker 2 My dick is just puke. My dick is hard.
My ass is puckered. I don't know.

Speaker 12 My dick is hard too, but

Speaker 2 John just goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 So in Fallout, are you building your own, like, I remember when you played Fallout, you could build your own house and stuff?

Speaker 12 Yeah. Like, that's my favorite.
Like, the first time I played it, I made like the biggest settlement ever.

Speaker 2 Oh, you had to settle it.

Speaker 15 I'm making it again. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Hey, Yoel, how old are you guys? How old are you older than John? How old are you guys?

Speaker 12 I'm 17.

Speaker 2 I'm 18.

Speaker 2 It's good to see you young guys connecting about video games. It's cute.
I like that.

Speaker 3 Let me ask them then. Is it weird that I'm 48 years old and I know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to video games?

Speaker 12 Yes.

Speaker 2 No, it's fine.

Speaker 14 It's fine. No, I like it.

Speaker 12 I wish

Speaker 14 I would game like when I'm 40.

Speaker 2 You will. Oh, you will.
Trust me. Yeah.
I can see you right now. I can see into your future.
You will. You'll be gaming.

Speaker 3 This guy is the same question I asked before, if you don't mind. Yeah, please.
All right, so you guys aren't gay, right? Straight guys? No.

Speaker 3 Okay, but let's say you were gay, right yeah so pretend that you're gay yeah pretend that you're gay right which

Speaker 12 all right which one of us would you date okay it's like the situation i guess like dating

Speaker 12 um

Speaker 12 i think andrew i would choose andrew because yeah i know um

Speaker 12 you're uh uh much maintenance

Speaker 2 yeah yeah yeah you're a lot of you're high maintenance he's saying yeah and i would like like get a beating once or twice, but

Speaker 15 from Andrew, yeah, from Andrew, but like

Speaker 15 without maintenance, yeah.

Speaker 2 You got that right, you would get a couple of beatings, yeah, you would, you cute little fucky, little smooth-faced bitch.

Speaker 3 What about what about you?

Speaker 12 I would choose uh, choose you, Bobby.

Speaker 15 Like, I don't know, get a little Korean barbecue and uh

Speaker 2 yes, yeah, fuck yes, you and I would go to the spa together at the you would definitely go Both of you guys would end up in the spa with Bobby.

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 Of course, of course. And we could like double date or something.
Yes, we could.

Speaker 2 We could double date. Fuck yeah.
But I got to tell you, Yoel, you better stay in line when we go out. All right.
You can double date, but I don't want you throwing eyes at Bobby.

Speaker 2 You're with me, young man. And we could do a four-man train.

Speaker 3 Have you ever done a four-man train?

Speaker 3 No, but I'm over for it, I guess.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you'd be like it.

Speaker 2 I guess.

Speaker 6 And obviously, I'm the caboose, okay?

Speaker 2 Yeah, Bob's got to be in the back.

Speaker 3 I got to be in the back.

Speaker 2 All right, well, listen.

Speaker 12 Jude, do you want to be in the front?

Speaker 2 I'm going to watch. I'm I'm gonna watch you guys.

Speaker 2 I like to sit in the corner. He's the conductor.

Speaker 12 Is Jules there?

Speaker 2 Yeah, Jules is there. Jules is there.
She's over there. She can hear you.

Speaker 3 Just come in the screen and say hi.

Speaker 2 They're from the Netherlands. Come here.

Speaker 2 Jules, just come to the fucking screen, Jules.

Speaker 2 Go over there behind Bobby. She's coming.
She's coming.

Speaker 12 I'm really in love with you. Oh,

Speaker 2 he's in love with you. Go over there.
Go behind Bobby so you can see.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 2 She can't hear because the headphones are not on her. But yeah, but there she is.
And Jules, Jules, Jules, so he's 17 and 18, right? 17 and 18? Look at him. So which one of these two guys would you

Speaker 2 Jules? Jules? Jules?

Speaker 3 Which one of the guys?

Speaker 2 Which one of the guys would you go on a date with? We're not being gross, nothing gross. Who would you let take you out on a date? Yoel is on the left and John is on the right.
The eyeglasses?

Speaker 2 The eyeglasses guys. The eyeglasses.

Speaker 6 Who's that?

Speaker 2 That's John.

Speaker 3 Oh, don't feel bad, buddy.

Speaker 2 Get the fuck out of here. You picked the wrong guy.
Hey, wait a minute. No, be nice.

Speaker 2 Yoel, just know this. Yeah.
I'm going to take you out to an amazing little dinner. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 She doesn't have any money. I got money.
I'll take you out to a nice place. I valet the car.
I throw the keys at him. I go, keep it running, baby.
Right?

Speaker 2 Right out front, you and me sitting down, whatever you want, appetizers, salad, soups, drinks, whatever you need. A big main course.

Speaker 2 Then I make you get under the table and start rubbing my feet while I finish my meal, right? The night's just beginning. I get you back out in the car.

Speaker 2 We take off. We go to my palace in Malibu, overlooking the ocean.

Speaker 3 And the next morning, you're going to look like a fucking panda because you're going to punch both your eyes out.

Speaker 2 I'm I'm going to knock you out, but I'm going to love you in the meantime. You guys, you're the best.
We love you. Thank you so much, you guys.
Honestly, we'll talk to you soon. Bye, guys.

Speaker 6 Love you guys.

Speaker 2 Dude, the Netherlands are awesome.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 look at the young boys. Love Juliana.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you know what's so funny? You broke that guy's heart so much. The guy who liked you was the, you picked the other one.

Speaker 3 Yeah. You broke his fucking heart, Juliana.
Shattered. Like, he might kill himself tonight.

Speaker 2 Talking to the mic. How do you do you? You don't care.

Speaker 3 He's close to the mic, Juliana.

Speaker 2 Why did you like the glasses boy better? What about him was more appealing? He's cute. He's cuter.

Speaker 7 Get closer to the mic, Jules.

Speaker 2 I am. All right.

Speaker 3 Get your mouth closer to the mic.

Speaker 2 I turned up her level so loud because I knew she'd be 50 feet away.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he kind of looked like Vance Joy.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Yeah, he was cute.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was cute. He was cute.

Speaker 3 What kind of guys do you like, Jules?

Speaker 2 Right now, you like none of them. You're not dating anybody who break their fucking legs.

Speaker 3 You know what she said in the car right over here?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Did you not say this? Did we not talk about it what

Speaker 3 she likes um good-looking guys she doesn't care what race that's nice but they also have to be very funny right well she lives in a world of humor so obviously yeah but here's the thing she she then said they don't even have to be that good looking but funny is important but dude let me say something takes after her auntie no growing up right i would see Chicks that would say, yeah, I just want a funny guy, and then you would meet their boyfriends, and they're the most unfunniest dudes you've ever heard of.

Speaker 2 Of course, yeah, that's yeah, that's typical. Yeah, but she knows funny.

Speaker 3 I think she does, yeah.

Speaker 2 She gets funny. You're around, she's around you all the time.
She gets funny.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think I annoy her. I annoy the fuck out of her, though.

Speaker 2 Does Bobby annoy you?

Speaker 7 No. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 I'll tell you what, I annoy.

Speaker 2 Does Kalila or Bobby annoy you more? Who gets under your skin more?

Speaker 2 Bobby. Bobby does, yeah.
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 7 Why?

Speaker 2 I don't know. He just

Speaker 2 doesn't know how to clean after everything he does. Yes, correct.
And he leaves like like dirty plates everywhere.

Speaker 2 But besides that stuff,

Speaker 2 yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 3 It's fine. What I do at night is great.

Speaker 3 At like five in the morning, I'm going, I'm going to take a bagel, an onion bagel, right? And I'm just going to, you know, the onion part? Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? Why?

Speaker 3 Make a fucking mess all over the counter so that she can pick it up. You know what I mean? You do that?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 But why? And then I'll take cream cheese and I'll just put a little bit on the thing on the table.

Speaker 2 Because she has to clean it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then it looks like fucking an IED went off. Right? And she wakes up in the morning and she looks at the kitchen.
There's like a pepperoni in the ceiling. You know what I mean? It's a fucking mess.

Speaker 3 And I know when I'm laying in bed sleeping that she has to fucking clean it. That's nice.
Do you know why?

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 3 Because she doesn't. I don't charge you rent in the house.

Speaker 3 Do I charge you rent in the house?

Speaker 2 We're paying her now.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we're paying you for this.

Speaker 2 Salary, baby.

Speaker 3 Big bullet. Pick a fucking pepperoni or two.

Speaker 2 Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Don't get angry.

Speaker 2 She's not. In fact, she's got a boyfriend if she ever goes to the needle lens.
Yeah.

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We got a few other people that are from around the globe.

Speaker 2 Let me tell you something, by the way. What?

Speaker 2 Every time I've met someone from the Netherlands,

Speaker 2 they always have an extremely keen sense of humor.

Speaker 2 It's a part of their culture. There's something about it that they get it.

Speaker 3 Not only that, though, they're also

Speaker 3 generally... their English is they think they're better than ours better not better but it's very done well I mean I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 They speak eloquently, but they also get the humor. Yeah, they do.

Speaker 2 Oh, look at this guy. Who is this now? Awesome Mexican.

Speaker 2 This is...

Speaker 2 He's in Turkey. This is Khan.
Hey, Khan.

Speaker 10 Hey, I see you. Perfect pronunciation.
What's up, Red Rocket? Slepking.

Speaker 2 What's up, buddy? Yeah, what's my name?

Speaker 2 He just said Slepking. Slepking? Oh, Sleep King.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 Oh, I saw that just said Red Rocket.

Speaker 2 Khan, what are you doing in Turkey? What's going on?

Speaker 10 Well, it's 2 a.m. i got here a few months ago and um i came to visit my grandparents i flew from la and i guess i got stuck here

Speaker 2 whoa whoa

Speaker 3 you flew so you're you're are you hispanic con

Speaker 10 uh no i'm actually turkish i'm a turkish american i was born in america

Speaker 3 Oh, so you're a Turkish American? You go, I'm going to go see my ma uh grandma. Wow.

Speaker 6 And now you're stuck out there?

Speaker 10 Yep. And when I came back, let me tell you, for about three weeks, I had the worst cough.
I could not move. I had a fever.
So, I think who knows what happened.

Speaker 10 But when I got here, eight days I didn't get out of this bed that I'm in now.

Speaker 2 So, wow, that flight from LA.

Speaker 2 Dude, eight days you were sick?

Speaker 9 Eight days.

Speaker 2 He had it. Yeah, he had it.

Speaker 10 But how are you guys holding on, man?

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 we're fine. We're fine.

Speaker 2 No, we're fine. We're doing this still.
We're having fun doing this. But we're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 10 I mean, I don't think people thank you enough for the hours of literally free content that you put out to people, which most people don't get.

Speaker 2 Very nice.

Speaker 3 There we go. That's what I like to hear.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Thank you, dude.
You understand us better than anybody else, and we love you for that. So thank you, man.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 Hey, Khan, I have a question for you that I've been asking everyone that we've had on the. Yeah.
Yeah. Con, are you a homosexuality?

Speaker 2 No, I am not. Are you homo?

Speaker 3 You do have a lady presenting. Let's say you were.
Let's say that's fine.

Speaker 2 Sorry, we were hetero heteros.

Speaker 3 But you know, if you you were to choose, if you had to choose one of us to fuck, which one would it be?

Speaker 10 I'll be honest, Bobby, I think you'd be more fun. But

Speaker 10 Andrew in the looks department,

Speaker 10 what are we going to do? Are we going to lie here?

Speaker 2 Con, con, con, con, con, con, con, con, con. Okay, thank you, Con.
All right, con, we're going to go. We love you, buddy.
Thank you so much. Be safe in Turkey, man.
Get home safe.

Speaker 3 All right, Con. You're the best, Con.

Speaker 3 You know, it's just like, you know. What's wrong? Because I think that, you know, they see the shell of you.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I guess, you know, from afar, there is a... You are a pretty good looking guy, I guess.

Speaker 2 I'm okay.

Speaker 2 Well, so far you've asked

Speaker 2 three guys and one girl. So that's not a good gauge.

Speaker 3 Do we have any other women?

Speaker 3 Let's get another woman on the line. Let's just see.

Speaker 2 Do we have any other women? Any woman? You're like an old crazy Korean dictator. Ma woman.
Yeah, we'll probably get another woman there. Look, they'll get somebody for you.

Speaker 3 Here we go. Amy Jana.

Speaker 2 Now, that can't be the root of the conversation. Don't ask her about that just because.

Speaker 3 No, I'm going to do it at the end. Yeah, the very end.
I'd be doing it at the end.

Speaker 2 Because this is Amy Jankonakali.

Speaker 2 Hello.

Speaker 2 Oh, my. Amy Jana Lake.

Speaker 3 Jana Lake.

Speaker 2 Amy Jane. Amy Jane.

Speaker 2 Amy Jane Lake.

Speaker 3 Amy Jane Lake.

Speaker 2 Amy Jane Lake. Amy, put on your video so we can.
There she is. Hi, Amy.
There she is.

Speaker 2 That's Amy Jane Lake. That's Amy Jane Lake.

Speaker 13 I could fully start start crying right now.

Speaker 2 No. Oh, why? I love you guys so much.
We're fucking losers. We're losers.
We're absolutely losers. No, you're not.
You're absolutely not losers. So, Amy Jane Lake, that's your full name.

Speaker 2 Do you go by Amy Jane?

Speaker 2 Amy Jane Lake.

Speaker 13 We like Amy Jane. Yeah, it was going to be called Amy Jane, but

Speaker 2 so I know, I know how bad Bob is at accents and guessing where you're from. Don't say anything.

Speaker 8 Don't say anything.

Speaker 2 Where are you from, Bob?

Speaker 3 Wait,

Speaker 3 I want you to repeat a sentence and then I'll

Speaker 2 be off the bottom. Oh, he doesn't even know it yet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's really bad. Oh, dude.

Speaker 3 Say this:

Speaker 3 the boat is around the bend within itself.

Speaker 2 There it is.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 13 The boat is around the bend within itself.

Speaker 3 But you're from Australia.

Speaker 2 No. Come on, Bob.

Speaker 2 Dude.

Speaker 2 Guess again. It can't be that far off.

Speaker 3 The boat is around the bend.

Speaker 2 The boat is going to be around. Oh, I'm Scotland.

Speaker 3 You're Scottish.

Speaker 13 Go back to the first guess was close.

Speaker 3 The first guess is around. You're from New Zealand.

Speaker 2 Yay.

Speaker 3 Wait, wait, wait, first of all, Australia is fucking so close to New Zealand. You got to give me that.

Speaker 2 I did.

Speaker 2 You were there, but you were just...

Speaker 2 I understand that.

Speaker 2 I understand that, but it's like, if you were going to play this game with like North America and I said, you're Canadian, and somebody said, no, I'm from Chicago you would have to maybe give them that no because that's a totally different country I'd go that's Canada this is United States if somebody said uh if somebody insulted it happens all the time she happens all the time see she's fine she loves it all right I love New Zealand my god what a beautiful I love you what a beautiful country the hills the green hills amy jane

Speaker 2 what what time is it what time of the day is it there it is 11 in the morning 11 I love that I love how you say 11 11 in in the morning. 11.

Speaker 13 We got voted sexiest accent in the whole world.

Speaker 2 Sexiest accent. Really? Sexiest in the world?

Speaker 13 It's horrendous.

Speaker 2 No, it's not horrendous. No, I love your accent.
No, it's the word. No, it's an awesome.
No, we fucking love it.

Speaker 3 It's a great accent.

Speaker 2 So, to tell me, this is the end this never-ending debate. Do you, do you? Are you born and raised in New Zealand? Yeah.
So do you hate Aussies or you don't really care?

Speaker 13 It's more

Speaker 13 sports-wise, yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 When it comes to rugby, that's like

Speaker 2 you don't sort of fuck with that.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Um, I love Australians.

Speaker 2 Do you, though? It's, it's

Speaker 2 no, see, look at that. You can feel it.
They don't like each other.

Speaker 17 There's a little bit.

Speaker 3 It's like us and Mexicans.

Speaker 2 Yeah, same.

Speaker 13 It's more so them, though, because they're the sort of bigger

Speaker 13 meanies. What do you mean? It's like, we're the Canada to your

Speaker 2 bullies a little bit. They're bullies.

Speaker 13 We're kind of nicer. No offense.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, no, I get that. Are you guys, is New Zealand the all-blacks? Is that your, is it the all-blacks, right? And are they much better? They're the best, right? They're one of the best in the world.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're the best.

Speaker 13 And we can say that because it's like a fact.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a fact.

Speaker 3 Do you know who Ada Sanya is? He's a UFC fighter.

Speaker 2 He's a champion.

Speaker 3 Israel Adesanya.

Speaker 2 Adiasanya?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 he's a UFC, I think.

Speaker 2 I forgot what.

Speaker 3 Middleweight champ. He's very talented.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Is he from New Zealand?

Speaker 3 Well, yeah.

Speaker 3 He happens to to be um I think he was born in Nigeria but he grew up in New Zealand do you know um Sonny Bill Williams I love Sonny Bill Williams

Speaker 3 oh my god

Speaker 2 great painter abstract painting

Speaker 2 right no he does great he's great no no no what does he do he's a boxer he's a boxer

Speaker 2 he's a boxer but he's also an all black oh is he really wait he's what he's what he's what he's an all black so he's a rugby player he's an all-round sports could I want to ask you this.

Speaker 2 I'm very curious about this.

Speaker 3 Is there like a Korea town?

Speaker 3 Are there Asians in New Zealand?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 9 There's a lot of Asians in Auckland.

Speaker 2 Auckland, right?

Speaker 3 What kind are there?

Speaker 2 Witches. Are they Chinese?

Speaker 2 She doesn't know.

Speaker 2 How far are you from Auckland? Where are you location-wise?

Speaker 13 I mean, I'm in Napia right now, but I'm from Wellington, which is the capital.

Speaker 2 I know Wellington.

Speaker 13 There's two islands.

Speaker 13 Yeah. It's the smaller North Island and the bigger South Island, but you can just sort of, the South Island doesn't really have much there.

Speaker 13 But Wellington is the bottom of the North Island and Auckland's right at the top. Auckland used to be the capital, but now it's Wellington.

Speaker 3 So if I was in Wellington, let's say Bobby Lee was in Wellington, would I feel self-conscious? Would I be, would I, would I feel self-conscious?

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and they wouldn't go, hello, look at that, look at that weird one.

Speaker 2 No, they wouldn't.

Speaker 3 Hello, hello, look at that one.

Speaker 2 We would love you.

Speaker 2 No, they would love you. They would.
We would love to have you guys.

Speaker 3 We've been asking this question to.

Speaker 2 Bobby's been asking this question. I haven't been asking it.
He has. Go ahead.
I haven't asked once. You've asked every time.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but can I ask?

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 13 I'm really talking to you guys.

Speaker 2 I know you are.

Speaker 3 So do you have a boyfriend?

Speaker 2 No. Okay, so

Speaker 3 are you straight?

Speaker 3 You're in the middle.

Speaker 17 Yeah. Okay.
I don't really care.

Speaker 3 You don't really care. Okay, so

Speaker 3 if Andrew and I were both single, which one would you prefer to go out with?

Speaker 2 Bob.

Speaker 2 He's done this to everybody we've asked, every international call. I have an answer.

Speaker 13 I have an answer.

Speaker 4 I

Speaker 13 started watching all you guys via Tiger Belly. Yeah.
And so

Speaker 13 from the get-go, I've seen Bobby and Kalila, and they are just the most beautiful.

Speaker 14 Love them.

Speaker 13 And so it's not even in my head.

Speaker 2 It's not in her head.

Speaker 13 I think you're both attractive.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 3 Because

Speaker 3 she went around it in a way that it's not hurtful, but she's very kind. What a kind person.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Very honestly.
My relationship isn't on camera. She sees your wife.

Speaker 13 She sees you. Yeah, see?

Speaker 2 She sees your wife.

Speaker 2 He's married too, though. But she doesn't see her every day.

Speaker 2 I got angry. My bad.
She's

Speaker 3 angry, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 That's my bad. She sees your wife every day.

Speaker 3 She's not my fucking wife.

Speaker 2 Tell Amy Jane Lake that.

Speaker 3 She is my life. I know.

Speaker 13 I never said she was your wife.

Speaker 3 I know you didn't, but okay. All right.

Speaker 2 I'm pitting you guys against each other.

Speaker 3 That's fine. You know what? That was a very nice way and a gentle way.

Speaker 17 Swear on my life.

Speaker 3 I understand what you're doing.

Speaker 3 I understand what it is, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 13 You asked me a question, and you want me to be honest, so I'm going to be honest. Look at that.

Speaker 2 There you go. Okay, that was very nice.

Speaker 13 I don't lie.

Speaker 2 She doesn't lie. That's fine.

Speaker 3 So what you're saying is because that you started watching our podcast via Tiger Belly and you know

Speaker 3 and Kalila.

Speaker 13 I'm invested in your relationship.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's invested in that relationship, right? That's a big deal.

Speaker 13 And so the thought of you two not being together is very sad to me.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay, that's fine. And thank you so much for being honest.

Speaker 2 That's all. That's all.

Speaker 2 Amy, what do you do during the day for work? Are you working right now or what are you doing?

Speaker 13 Not right now. I work in a cafe, but obviously.

Speaker 2 Just as like a server or what do you like a...

Speaker 13 Yeah, just working on the till, preparing food.

Speaker 2 Dude, I love the word till.

Speaker 2 Let me see if Bob knows what a till is. You know what a till is?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I know what a till is. What is it? It's the, you know, when you're serving, right?

Speaker 3 There's that countertop where the food goes on, right? And the till is the heating obstruction on top that heats all the food.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 3 Well, let me give you another shot. Give me another shot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'll give you one more.

Speaker 3 The till is in a coffee shop,

Speaker 3 in an espresso machine,

Speaker 3 there is that little module, right?

Speaker 2 Espresso, espresso. Espresso machine, right?

Speaker 3 And then the till

Speaker 3 is the little contraption where the little holes are so that the coffee seeps through, but it leaves the...

Speaker 2 What do you know, Amy?

Speaker 13 Do you guys call it a till, baby?

Speaker 2 No, it's a cash register. It's a register.
It's a register. A till is a register.
A till is worked. She just does the register.

Speaker 13 You know, the money on top of the money.

Speaker 2 That was my third guy.

Speaker 2 That was my third guess.

Speaker 2 No, it wasn't. It was.
Your first guess was a fucking heating mechanism.

Speaker 2 You're working the till at the cafe.

Speaker 13 I thought you were onto it when you said the countertop.

Speaker 2 I was in the middle of the day. I knew.
No, I knew.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, I'm sweating. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 I knew. I knew he was off.
Amy, thank you so much for watching the show and for showing us love. You're the fucking best.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 I love you.

Speaker 2 And you can't put Tiger Belly as well. You're the best, Amy.
We'll hope to see you when we come down to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 We're doing a tour. We're going to do a tour.
Yeah, we're going to do a tour next year. So hopefully, we'll be back.
Come to Wellington. Okay.
All right. Fuck off, Auckland.
Fuck off, Auckland.

Speaker 2 All right. Bye, Amy.

Speaker 13 Bye, Amy. I love you, guys.

Speaker 2 I love you. Bye.

Speaker 8 She's so sweet. She is.

Speaker 2 How awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 She had

Speaker 2 the best accent.

Speaker 2 Like of all the New Zealand ones, I don't, you know, there's different ones, but I like that one the most because it's like when she said, when you made her say that phrase that made no sense, what was it?

Speaker 2 I don't remember. Go to the boat around the beaned.
The way she said bean?

Speaker 3 So it can go in itself. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 Why did I say that? But it can go around the beaned? I love the word bean.

Speaker 3 I shouldn't ask. You know what? I'm not going to ask that question again.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Why? Even why do it?

Speaker 3 Because I just want to be able to find somebody that's going to truly think that I'm better looking and more sexy.

Speaker 2 Your sexiness is a different thing than,

Speaker 2 first of all, looks are subjective. Everyone has a lot of things.
I don't know why I'm so self-conscious today. Why are you? I don't know.
I'm so conscious.

Speaker 2 Did something happen this morning?

Speaker 2 What time did you go to bed last night?

Speaker 3 I went to bed really late and I woke up really early. I don't know why.
I just slept. I didn't sleep good.
And I just, you know, I have nothing to do right now. I know.

Speaker 3 I was obsessed with this game, and I finished it, and now I don't know what else to play. I don't know what else to do.

Speaker 2 Oh, Bob.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Anyway, let's get into the call.

Speaker 2 This is Walter Corsi.

Speaker 2 If he ever connects, Walter Corsi is going to be the guy that they bring up there. Oh.
Yeah. Hey, hi.

Speaker 2 Start your video, Walter, so we can see what you look like. We want to see your beautiful face.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so I sent an email asking if you rather have a good audio or my face, but I didn't have a return, so I choose audio. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 We're going to just have our animators make a face for you, so that's fine. Walter,

Speaker 2 where are you in the world? I'm Brazil, São Paulo. Sao Paulo!

Speaker 3 I literally thought he was a vampire.

Speaker 3 I literally thought he was from Transylvania. Like, I was like scared.

Speaker 2 He's like, I just got out of my casket five minutes ago.

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. You don't sound you don't.
Are you born and raised in Sao Paulo? Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 Wow, you said you. How tall are you?

Speaker 3 Let me guess. Let me guess.
Hold on.

Speaker 2 Let me guess.

Speaker 3 Based on your voice.

Speaker 2 Yeah, his voice sounds like 6'4.

Speaker 3 You're past 6 feet.

Speaker 2 I'm about 5'9,

Speaker 2 6'feet. Yeah.
We're okay, we're right next to you. 5'9'6 feet.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so we're in there.

Speaker 2 He's like, I'm around anywhere from 185 to 700 pounds.

Speaker 3 Based on your voice as well, I feel like you have really strong legs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, do you have thick legs, Walter? Yeah, thick legs.

Speaker 2 Thick belly.

Speaker 3 Big belly. I was going to say big belly.

Speaker 2 Okay, so how much do you weigh? We're trying to get a mental image of what you look like.

Speaker 2 Can I talk in kilos?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, we'll do the conversion. Yeah, we don't really know how to do that, but yeah, okay, yeah, about 120 kilos.
Wow, Kiji to LP L L B L B S. So, how much do you think that is?

Speaker 2 He said, What did you say? The number again:

Speaker 2 120.

Speaker 3 Walter, you also seem like how much do you think that is in pounds?

Speaker 2 I'm just so you can guess.

Speaker 3 Well, if he's five fucking that ten, he has a big belly, then I'm gonna say he's 185 pounds.

Speaker 2 It's 120 kilos, he's 185 pounds, 264 pounds. Oh, shit.
Yeah, he's a big, strong guy. Big, Walter.
Big, strong boy.

Speaker 3 Walter Coursey, I feel like you have a chip tooth.

Speaker 7 Do you have

Speaker 3 any accent, but you have

Speaker 2 the front left?

Speaker 3 Do you have a chip tooth?

Speaker 2 No, no, not chip it, but

Speaker 2 slightly crooked. Slightly crooked.

Speaker 2 That's what I mean. Slightly crooked.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, Walter,

Speaker 3 can I ask you some questions about soccer?

Speaker 2 I'm not very fan of soccer, but

Speaker 2 let me ask you about

Speaker 3 mixed martial arts. You know about that?

Speaker 2 A bit, yeah. I used to practice.

Speaker 3 Oh, you used to practice? Okay.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 who do you think is more talented?

Speaker 3 Vanderlay Silva or Jose Aldo?

Speaker 2 It's different weights, right? But

Speaker 2 I like Jose Aldo more. I think his fight is more.

Speaker 2 His fight is better.

Speaker 3 He was, you know, Josie Aldo. Let me say about Josie Aldo.
He was a champion for over a decade, right? He never lost.

Speaker 3 And his fight with Connor McGregor was bullshit. They should have given him a rematch, don't you think, Walter?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 But were you devastated when Connor beat him?

Speaker 2 I wasn't, but devastated is a is a strong word, right?

Speaker 2 His other stick going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His life still carries on.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Walter, what do you do during the day? What is your do you have a job?

Speaker 2 Yeah, kinda.

Speaker 2 My company is closed right now because of the COVID. Right.

Speaker 2 But I'm a designer, a product designer, and I study digital design. Digital design.
Digital design. What would you design? Can you tell me what you would design?

Speaker 2 I design

Speaker 2 on my job, I design like purses,

Speaker 2 bags. Purses and bags.

Speaker 2 Do you desi have you ever designed for anybody that we know, like anybody famous or something that we've seen?

Speaker 2 Do you know

Speaker 2 it's just mostly

Speaker 2 Brazilian stuff? Do you know the muffin man?

Speaker 2 Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 Brazilian stuff? Give us a Brazilian stuff. Maybe we've heard of it.

Speaker 2 Like Brahma, you know, the beer. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I did some cases for them a while back. I like it.
Well,

Speaker 2 Walter, are you single?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, fortunately. Are you straight or are you gay?

Speaker 2 Straight. Okay.
If you were gay,

Speaker 2 would you rather hook up with Bobby or with me? You know us, you've seen us. You're fans of the show.
Would you rather hook up with Bobby or me

Speaker 2 if you were gay? We know you're not gay, but if you were.

Speaker 2 If or gay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like both at the same time, you know.

Speaker 3 great answer both at the same time.

Speaker 2 So great answer. Walter, we thank you for being a bad friend.
And honestly, dude,

Speaker 2 take care and be safe in Brazil. And maybe when me and Bobby do an international tour, we'll come to Sao Paulo and you can show us around.
Yeah?

Speaker 2 Please, please come. All right, Walter.
Much love, brother. Bye, bud.
Thank you, dude. Thank you.
All right, dude, Bryce. Love you guys.
Dude, around the world.

Speaker 2 Honestly, love around the world doesn't that fucking doesn't that feel good?

Speaker 2 Honestly, during a shitty time and knowing that I know you're bummed lately because you're kind of bored and sad and shit and it's a bummer.

Speaker 2 Doesn't that feel fucking nice to know people around the world are still having fun with us? People around the fucking world.

Speaker 3 Here's what I.

Speaker 3 It's confusing because I don't know why they like it.

Speaker 2 What do you mean they're having fun?

Speaker 3 I understand. But still, it's like I can't

Speaker 3 look at my own shit and go, oh, that's the shit. I just do it.

Speaker 2 I know, we're having a good time. I know.

Speaker 3 And I have a good time with you. So it's you and I'm with

Speaker 3 somewhat of a friend together in a room like this and we're talking and you're talking about tiger belly you

Speaker 2 I am somewhat of a friend you're a friend

Speaker 2 wow

Speaker 3 you're a friend I meant you're not you're we're not you're not my friend yeah we are we're best of friends no that's fine I was making a joke about no yeah yeah haha I get it but it has hurt my feelings okay oh you don't think that fucking listening to fucking six people from all around the world yeah saying that they'd rather fuck you than me doesn't that you think that that that feels good Is it too hot?

Speaker 3 It's hot in the room right now, but my point is that.

Speaker 2 No, I'm saying, is it too hot?

Speaker 2 I don't find you hot. Then get out of the kitchen because daddy's on fire.

Speaker 3 That's true.

Speaker 2 You are on fire, okay?

Speaker 2 No, it's not a, it's not a competition. You feel good? You made it a competition.

Speaker 3 I fucked up by even asking the question, but I was like, you know what? I gotta find one, and I don't think I found one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you did.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the two fucking gay Netherland boys.

Speaker 2 That's fun.

Speaker 3 That's fun. They're fun.
I love those boys. They speak good English.

Speaker 2 They're cute. Yeah, Yoel and John.
We know them well.

Speaker 2 Listen.

Speaker 2 Oh, there he is. Oh, this is my guy.
Oscar. That's right.
Look at that.

Speaker 8 This is Oscar. Look at those lips.

Speaker 2 Oscar.

Speaker 2 Start your video. Vagina.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit. It's different.
I'm good.

Speaker 2 What's up, man? Well, no, because his hair was pulled back in the other. Oh, it was.
My bad. Yeah.
Pull your hair back, Oscar. Pull it back tight like you do when it's in ponytail mode.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is my guy, Oscar, bro.

Speaker 2 Hot. Oh, is that ultra or what? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Woo-ye.

Speaker 2 Sexy boy. Cutie.
Thanks, thanks. Oscar, you're from Sweden?

Speaker 19 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 Sweden. Sweden.
Sweden.

Speaker 3 Sweden, they're doing no quarantine.

Speaker 2 No, it doesn't exist. They're hanging out, right?

Speaker 19 No, dude, some quarantine.

Speaker 2 Are you really? I thought you guys were allowed to be out just fucking.

Speaker 3 I was fucking looking at the photos online.

Speaker 19 Yeah, we're outside, but

Speaker 19 there's some like

Speaker 19 everyone's agreeing like we have in quarantine.

Speaker 2 He really put his hair up, but really good for me.

Speaker 2 No, no, we're joking around with you, man. He looked it looks great.

Speaker 3 How old are you, buddy?

Speaker 19 24.

Speaker 2 Oh, I like that Guns N' Roses shirt. That's fucking great, man.

Speaker 2 What do you do? What do you do for a living, uh, Oscar?

Speaker 19 Right now, I'm teaching English.

Speaker 3 Oh, oh, you teach English.

Speaker 3 Um, what's going on with your earpiece, bud?

Speaker 2 It's out. He had to take it out.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sorry, sorry, I needed to hear myself. Oscar, how many, how how many languages can you speak?

Speaker 19 Just English and Swedish, some Japanese.

Speaker 2 Japanese is hard. Wow.

Speaker 3 Let me ask you something because I know I love Swedish dudes. And

Speaker 3 let the right one in. Is that a Swedish movie?

Speaker 19 Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 I love your vampires. But my point is, is that since you know some Japanese, are you privy to the Asian snatch? You like Asian women or what, bro?

Speaker 19 Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 2 You do.

Speaker 2 women, yeah, yeah, and Asian men, and Asian men, too, and Asian men as well. Oh, that's uncomfortable.
No,

Speaker 19 I think Asians are the best people.

Speaker 3 We are, we have soft, we're soft, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 they're easy to like manipulate physically and mentally. You can kind of do what you want with them,

Speaker 2 right? Across the board, yeah, yeah, yeah, like play-doh, or like human play-doh, like human play-dohs, right?

Speaker 3 So, he looks like I don't know much about him, but he looks like that. He has a nice body, like he works out,

Speaker 2 bodybuilder. Are you a bodybuilder?

Speaker 7 Yeah, you do work out, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 19 I do work out every day, though.

Speaker 2 I do work out every day.

Speaker 2 Will you flex for us? Let's see. Let's see, see,

Speaker 2 a little muscle. Let's see your bicep.
Put your bicep up there.

Speaker 3 Just fucking put your bicep up there, brah.

Speaker 2 All right, let's see, Jack. Here we go, bro.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Here we go.

Speaker 3 See, that's what I'm saying. Look at that shit.

Speaker 8 Jacked.

Speaker 2 Jacked. Yeah.
Jacked. Yeah, baby.

Speaker 3 Jacked. Let me ask you this because I love Swedish rock bands.

Speaker 3 Is there a band that you can suggest to me? Because I love music from you. You guys are really good.
You have really good bands.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they do.

Speaker 19 I'm not sure you would like the Swedish rock band, to be honest.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 How do you know that? Bobby likes foreign shit. Bobby likes

Speaker 2 foreign shits a lot.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but

Speaker 19 I think my taste.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but my taste is pretty similar to yours, Bobby, I think.

Speaker 19 I'm not sure. I don't know any Swedish rock band that you might like.

Speaker 3 So how do you know that you and I have the same,

Speaker 3 we have similarities?

Speaker 19 Yeah, well, because I listened to you on DVD ASA.

Speaker 19 Then a few weeks later, Calamity K was out for like two episodes. Oh, like two weeks after that, first episode of Tiger Belly.

Speaker 3 Now you've been listening to that. Oh, my God.
So, you've been a fan

Speaker 3 since the DVD ASA days.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.
Early days, yes. Early days.

Speaker 3 How much do you hate David Cho?

Speaker 19 David Cho? Yeah.

Speaker 19 He's a.

Speaker 3 He's a fucking. He's a weird piece of shit.

Speaker 2 He's a piece of garbage, is he not? Yeah.

Speaker 19 He's fucking Swedish. Yeah.

Speaker 3 He's like a gigantic yellow piece of shit.

Speaker 3 You know what I mean? Like, if, you know what I mean? Like, if the sun could shit, it would look like David Cho. Just yellow piece of shit.

Speaker 2 If you ever need physical protection, this fucking guy can't be. He's down to kill.
Would you kill somebody for Bobby? If Bobby asked you to kill David Cho, would you kill him?

Speaker 19 Oh, fuck, probably. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I knew it. That's awesome.
I knew it. God, the Swedish are fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 So, this is a good question to ask this guy, then, maybe. Sure.
So, you got a girlfriend, my friend?

Speaker 2 No, not right now. Not right now.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 3 if you were to choose Andrew and I, right, if you were gay, who would you fuck? Who would you prefer to fuck, me or Andrew?

Speaker 19 Me fucking or me getting fucked.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit, that's a very good question. Good question.

Speaker 3 Very good question. You fucking.
You fucking.

Speaker 19 You fucking.

Speaker 19 Andrew, how much body hair do you have?

Speaker 2 Almost none, actually. I'm actually, I'm not hairy at all.

Speaker 3 Just answer the fucking question.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but let me think. I mean, I don't like hair.
Yeah. I think Andrew might have a nice ass.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Like nice fucking ass. But Bobby seems more like feminine and he has more curves.

Speaker 2 And I probably want to hold his breasts, I think.

Speaker 2 I think.

Speaker 19 I think I'll shoot you, Bobby.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Bobby. Yeah!

Speaker 2 Dude, got one. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 3 Dude, you said I got one, man.

Speaker 2 You have a phone more feminine. You want to hold your tits? I love this.

Speaker 2 This is... Oh, it hurts so bad.
I got to get out of here. Oscar.
Holy shit, Oscar. Dude, Oscar, you're the fucking guy.
You're a funny guy. We love you.
Oscar, thank you, dude.

Speaker 3 You know, Oscar, we might even have you back.

Speaker 2 We might have you back, Oscar.

Speaker 3 Get his information.

Speaker 2 We're getting his information. All right, Oscar, thanks for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 We'll talk to you soon, buddy. Bye, dude.
Bye-bye.

Speaker 19 Take care. Stay safe.

Speaker 2 You too, man. Stay safe.
Yeah. Love Oscar.

Speaker 2 I told you. I said to George, I go, I like Oscar.
When he sent me the breakdowns of everyone, I go, that guy's going to be fucking great.

Speaker 3 He was an incredible guy. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Did you think Oscar was cute? Stop it.

Speaker 2 He's way too old for her.

Speaker 3 Did you think he was cute? No, she's 18.

Speaker 2 No, but still, she's a kid in my eyes.

Speaker 3 I know she is, but do you think he was cute? Yeah, he's cute. Would you go out with him?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Would you go out with him?

Speaker 8 Yeah, you would.

Speaker 7 There you go.

Speaker 3 You know what, Jules? You know, I know a lot of times I tell her when we're in the house, I go,

Speaker 3 we got to go see Andrew now. And she doesn't roll her eyes.
She rolls her eyes.

Speaker 3 She doesn't want to go.

Speaker 2 Why? She likes you. She likes me.
I'm nice to you.

Speaker 3 I want to tell her that this is good for you.

Speaker 2 She doesn't like going.

Speaker 3 She doesn't like talking. She's a shy girl, but I think that.

Speaker 2 It's not because of me. You like me.
You get along with me. See? Do you like Andrew? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm so nice to Rudy. You're very nice to Rudy.
I love it. I think she's.

Speaker 3 Who's next there?

Speaker 2 This is another hot guys. Look at him.

Speaker 13 How many fucking hot guys are they going to throw us?

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 look at his background. Look at his background.

Speaker 3 Look at his background. What team is that? That's Liverpool.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 20 Oh, you know that too well, Bobby?

Speaker 3 Yeah. That's Liverpool, fucker.
So you're a Liverpool fan?

Speaker 2 Yeah, massive Liverpool fan. Wow.

Speaker 3 You know what? You'd be nothing without Jürgen Klopp, though, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah. True.

Speaker 3 Because

Speaker 3 remember kenny dalgleish he didn't do good for you right kenny well i signed a suarez but besides oh you did sign yes suarez you guys are fucking i know you don't know much about soccer but let me say something right now all right yeah liverpool is like the chicago bulls back in the day yeah no they're they're they literally are the all-star go-to that's cool fucking team right now right now right now they are they're killing i'm like you guys were gonna win the league this year and but coronavirus

Speaker 2 hopefully yeah that COVID. Where are you from, Ross? Where do you live? Liverpool.

Speaker 2 South Africa.

Speaker 2 Pretoria. Yeah, see, I could tell by his accent.
He didn't live in fucking England. South Africa.

Speaker 3 Oh, you're from South Africa.

Speaker 2 I've been out to. No, I didn't sound like that.
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 Yeah, wait, not to fuck. Yeah, say bullshit again.
Say bullshit.

Speaker 2 Bullshit. Yeah, he's trying.
He's trying very hard.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because they say bullshit.

Speaker 3 Bullshit. You know, I've been at.

Speaker 2 I didn't fuck somebody. I didn't fucking fucking fuck.
Don't say that. Talk to him like that, man.

Speaker 3 You South African fuck.

Speaker 2 Talk to him like that. Ross.
Ross?

Speaker 2 Ross? You better. You're getting

Speaker 2 real in the backs, all right?

Speaker 2 So where are you from? Durban or Cape Town?

Speaker 3 Where are you from?

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 2 Pretoria. Oh, I've been there.

Speaker 3 You know, I did.

Speaker 3 Did you know that? I've been to South Africa. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You're talking about it before.

Speaker 20 Yeah, you said you still travel.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's fucking gorgeous. You've been there? No.

Speaker 2 You know why I don't, you know, I've never been to Africa in general? Why? But I won't go. Racist.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm racist. Says the guy that lives in the most fucking racist part of Africa.

Speaker 3 They're not anymore.

Speaker 2 What do you mean they're not anymore? Thepartheid was like eight months ago. Yeah,

Speaker 2 it just ended for these fucking guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 How about this? How about this? No,

Speaker 2 we won't talk about this.

Speaker 2 You didn't do anything wrong. I wasn't born.
Well, Ross, Ross, tell me this, though. This is a real question.

Speaker 2 Do you come from a significant amount of money? Are you a rich kid? Be honest, and it's okay if you are.

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 3 You got good money. In South Africa, yes.

Speaker 2 Significantly.

Speaker 2 But yeah, no more. I'm privileged for sure.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, you are.

Speaker 2 But see, down there,

Speaker 2 Africa has never been on my meter to go to. But I will say this.
If I was going to go, I would go to South Africa, not.

Speaker 2 And you know why, right? Why? Because they're whites? Yeah, although. Yeah, I don't want to be around on those black people.

Speaker 2 No, of course not.

Speaker 3 You know, know, when I went to South Africa, they told me that

Speaker 3 Asians are third-class citizens.

Speaker 2 Same every, almost every here, too.

Speaker 3 Fuck you. We run.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, America as well. Yeah, is America your third class here? No, we're not.
Yeah, you are.

Speaker 2 The Chinese are buying all the property. We're killing it.
I know, but like as people in public, we don't like you. We don't like you.
We don't treat you the same.

Speaker 7 That's not true. Yeah, it is.
I feel it.

Speaker 2 I do feel it when I'm out there. Shut up.
Yeah, you're right. We're fucked, Jules.
Right.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 Ross, what do you do for a living? What do you do for money?

Speaker 2 I'm an auditor.

Speaker 20 I'm studying my articles. So I'm busy finishing my articles at EWC.

Speaker 2 Ross, let's say this. We love you.
We appreciate you being fans. Bobby has a little hatred for you because of Liverpool, but he still likes you.

Speaker 2 He's a little sorry.

Speaker 3 What team do I like? Do you know that?

Speaker 2 Oh, he knows. Oh, yeah.
You're a loser. It's so obvious.
Everybody fucking knows you like Harvard.

Speaker 2 You're a loser. You can see it in your face.
Massive dude. Oh, shit.
You know what? You're feisty, huh? Oh, Ross is

Speaker 2 Ross likes to bite. Yeah, yeah.
He likes to bite.

Speaker 3 Don't ever talk to Andrew like that again, okay, like you did before. Look at that.

Speaker 2 Don't make Papa mad. He's wife.
That's right. He's wife.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. He's wife.
Ross, thank you, brother.

Speaker 3 You're cutie, Ross. We like you a lot.

Speaker 2 Cutie for tuty. Talk to you soon.
Bye, dude.

Speaker 2 I like him a lot. He's great.
He is.

Speaker 3 He's feisty. He's feisty.

Speaker 2 He's a confident. He's a feisty little racist.
You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I knew he was rich. They're all rich down there.
All the whites are rich. Right.
It is. It's like a fancy rich country, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, like if he was like a prison guard for Nelson Mandela, he seems like the type of guy that would like, when he'd give him lunch, he'd go, not today.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 Where Nelson's like little black hands are going through the little opening.

Speaker 2 Nelson's like, nah. Nelson goes, thank you.
And he just starts eating it in front of him.

Speaker 2 All right, who else, George? Bring him in. Just keep shooting him through.
Ooh, okay.

Speaker 2 Okay, oh, shit. Who's this? Chyotri from

Speaker 2 Quispam.

Speaker 2 Hey, Bobby. Uh-oh.

Speaker 3 Can we see your face, Chyotri?

Speaker 2 Play me in FIFA.

Speaker 3 I will play you, but let me see your face first, you fuck.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 wow.

Speaker 12 Chy. There he is.
You play with Arsenal.

Speaker 14 I'll play with a one-star team.

Speaker 2 Ooh.

Speaker 2 Shit. This guy's coming up with the blazing, huh? Where are you from, dude? Where are you coming from?

Speaker 14 I'm from Quispam Sis in Canada.

Speaker 2 Quispam in Canada. Wait, what province?

Speaker 14 It's in New Brunswick.

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah, over there.

Speaker 3 Okay, Chotri, let me say something. So, what you're saying to me is that if you want, what do you have? A PlayStation or an Xbox?

Speaker 3 PlayStation. I have a PlayStation as well.
That's very good. Okay.
All right, so you play FIFA online as well?

Speaker 3 All right, so did you befriend me on my PlayStation yet?

Speaker 3 No. All right, so are you under Chotri?

Speaker 14 My real name is Jordy, not Chyotri.

Speaker 14 Okay, Jordy.

Speaker 3 So Jordy, what you're telling me is that if I play with like Real or Barcelona and you played with like

Speaker 3 some MLS team, that you would still beat me?

Speaker 2 Holy shit, this guy's kiking. This fucking guy's talking all kinds of mad shit.
Who's the worst?

Speaker 2 Who's the worst MLS team?

Speaker 3 I would probably, I don't know, probably Houston. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you play Houston. You be as Houston then, right?

Speaker 3 Right, and I'll play like a Man City or something.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And you could beat me.

Speaker 4 Even Arsenal.

Speaker 3 No, I don't want to play it.

Speaker 2 I don't want to play with Arsenal. No, no, no.
Why not?

Speaker 2 Will you lose to an MLS team?

Speaker 3 I just, if I, because he, if he,

Speaker 3 it's a bold thing he's saying.

Speaker 2 You're saying if he's as good as he says he is.

Speaker 3 He's coming in with, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. With all the good gear,

Speaker 2 right?

Speaker 3 Like in Deadwood or something. You know what I mean? He's the guy that comes in with all the shit.

Speaker 2 All the guns, the straps, the fucking bullets.

Speaker 2 Two horses.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and everyone's stopped. You know, like, you know how people are doing stuff in the bar? Yeah.
Like the piano, they stop playing.

Speaker 2 And we all look to the door.

Speaker 3 That's that guy.

Speaker 2 Well, he looks like a fucking Arabian prince. He's got this very,

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I know almost nothing about this guy, but.

Speaker 3 Are you Palestinian? What are you, bro?

Speaker 2 I'm from Israel. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, shit. I just said the worst thing to him, though.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you did.

Speaker 9 That's funny.

Speaker 3 I just said the worst thing. You're from Israel, correct? Yeah, I've been to Israel as well.
Beautiful country.

Speaker 2 All right, listen, you guys are going to to play each other, all right? Seriously.

Speaker 3 So follow me, we'll play it maybe tonight or tomorrow.

Speaker 2 But I want you to, can you record it on Twitter? Can you fucking stream it? We'll record it. We'll stream it.
Yeah, I want you to stream and record it because you're talking mad shit.

Speaker 2 And if you get your ass whooped, we're playing it on the podcast next week.

Speaker 2 Oh, we'll twitch. All right.
Fuck you, too.

Speaker 8 How cute is he?

Speaker 2 Well, he's laying so sexy with his arm up like he's doing that. You want a fuck vibe.
Ask him the question then. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Bobby's been asking

Speaker 2 all our international friends

Speaker 2 if they were gay. I don't know if you're gay or not, but if you were, would you fuck me or Bobby?

Speaker 2 Probably Bobby. All right, there's one.

Speaker 3 Thank you so much, dude, Chautri.

Speaker 12 Just because he'll need some support after I

Speaker 3 don't have to add to it. Just just say this confidence is riveting.

Speaker 2 All right. Thank you, brother.
We appreciate you. We'll talk to you soon.
Bye. Bye, man.
Love you guys. Honestly, if he beats you, it's going to be fucking awesome.
I know, but honestly,

Speaker 2 he was a cutie-patootie. All right, to line up the next one.
Will you

Speaker 2 record it so we can see it?

Speaker 3 I'll try to figure out a way. But he's probably really good.

Speaker 2 Because he was so cocky, huh?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's a difficult game, especially FIFA 20. It's very difficult.

Speaker 2 I played FIFA, and it's not, and

Speaker 2 it's hard. I don't like it.
It's a hard game to be good at. Hello? Okay.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Who is this? This is Connor.

Speaker 2 Hello, Connor.

Speaker 3 Is that your name, Connor?

Speaker 2 Yeah, Connor. Where are you from, Connor?

Speaker 18 Manchester, England.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 Manchester Fanny.

Speaker 3 Let me ask you: are you a city fan or United?

Speaker 18 No,

Speaker 12 I'm a Chelsea fan, actually.

Speaker 2 Chelsea? Wow, that's fucking. Why? How did that work out? How did that work out?

Speaker 18 When I was little, my dad took me to a sports shop where you can buy all the kits. And then he supports Leeds, and Leeds hate United and City.

Speaker 2 So I ended up choosing Chelsea. Oh, that's cool.
Why do we got all these really cute guys? I know. Look at these eyebrows.

Speaker 3 You have all the best eyebrows in the fucking business, man. Are you a Kardashian?

Speaker 2 Rudy looks at the monitor and goes like this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Look,

Speaker 2 how old are you?

Speaker 2 How old are you, Connor?

Speaker 18 I'm 19.

Speaker 2 19. No,

Speaker 2 Jules, no.

Speaker 3 Look at this guy. No.
This is perfect for you. Look at this guy.

Speaker 2 Are you single?

Speaker 2 Yeah. All right.
Rudy, look at this one.

Speaker 3 You can't do better than this one.

Speaker 2 Oh, when we tour England, we got to take it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, when we tour England, you got to come with us, okay? You're going to meet Connor.

Speaker 2 Connor, do you have money? Do you come from England? Yeah, I want to meet you guys. Are your parents rich, Connor?

Speaker 2 No, okay, never mind, Rudy. Yeah, we can't do that.
We're not the poor guy. No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 Are you in university? What are you doing right now? What do you do?

Speaker 2 What's your gig? Are you in school or no?

Speaker 18 Yeah, I'm doing graphic design at university.

Speaker 18 But I'm trying to be an artist.

Speaker 2 Oh, graphic. Yeah.
Oh,

Speaker 3 man. Why did you stand up, walk around, and then sit back down? That was a little nervous.

Speaker 2 I'm a little, man. I'm nervous.
You're a little nervous.

Speaker 3 Why are you nervous?

Speaker 2 Don't be nervous.

Speaker 18 You're one of my heroes, man.

Speaker 2 Which one's your hero? Bobby, you're his hero. Bobby.
He loves you, dude. Oh, shit.

Speaker 18 Bobby, I want to to be like you. I want to have confidence like you, man.

Speaker 7 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 Little do you know, he's the most unconfident person I've ever.

Speaker 2 I know. I'm about to fucking push on the podcast.
No, but you know what?

Speaker 2 He's a great hero to have because he's a wonderful fucking dude.

Speaker 2 He's got a great heart. He's got a great soul.

Speaker 3 He's all heroes like Superman. But anyway, we'll talk about that later.

Speaker 2 Superman's not real. Yeah, he's not real.
You're a real guy. Yeah, that's real.
And you're real to this fucking dude.

Speaker 3 I love you, Connor. Thanks for saying that.

Speaker 2 Oh, we froze him. He froze up.
Why did he froze? Oh, no, Connor.

Speaker 2 You know why? Because he's fucking moving around too much, this guy. He'd stand up and sat down like 30 times.
Connor, what happened to you, baby boy? Oh, there we got you.

Speaker 2 We lost you for a second, Conn. You got to sit in one place.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Yeah, the fuck you're back.
That British internet, the queen tethers the internet over that.

Speaker 2 Nobody gets to be on the internet too long.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Hey, so

Speaker 2 if you were gonna, if you were gay and you had to have sex with one of us, who would it be? Me or Bob? Who are you gonna have sex with?

Speaker 2 Definitely a Bobby. See, look at that.

Speaker 3 I got another one.

Speaker 2 Now you asking you, Salvers.

Speaker 3 I got the fucking hairy-faced guy from Canada.

Speaker 2 And you got the cute guy from England.

Speaker 3 And I got the cute guy from England.

Speaker 2 Two for two. Two for two, dude.
Does it hurt a little bit? Not even a little bit. A little bit.
Nah. It should do.
No.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it should hurt a little bit. Not only that.

Speaker 8 That's a cute one. No, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 Because we're not gay. Well, it's still four to two.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Still four to two.

Speaker 2 All right, brother. Hey, Connor, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, man.

Speaker 3 I love you, man. Thanks for listening.
And dude,

Speaker 3 I'll see you one day in real life, okay, buddy?

Speaker 18 Yeah, definitely. I'll be on your podcast one day.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you will. Yeah, yeah you will love you buddy all right dude

Speaker 2 good dude very nice dude you're his hero dude doesn't that feel good

Speaker 3 you know what it is

Speaker 3 you know it's it's

Speaker 3 you think you're you're doing this stuff under the radar or in a vacuum what podcasting What do you mean I'm doing it on? I feel like when I do podcasting, I feel like no one's really listening.

Speaker 3 You just do it from your home, whatever. And it's really nice to see people from around the.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I said the exact same thing. I said, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 Before this, when you got depressed, I said, isn't it so nice to know that all these people...

Speaker 3 Yeah, but I had to come to that conclusion on my own, and I just did.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm glad you did.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so it's just, it feels nice that

Speaker 3 there are people that get what you do, and they're supportive, and I really, that felt good.

Speaker 2 Thank you. It should feel good.
That kid actually said you were his hero, and I've actually, you could tell he really did love you.

Speaker 3 I know, you got really nervous around me. You know what? Sometimes, I have to be honest, sometimes, you know, when I go on the road, sometimes people cry.

Speaker 2 When they meet you? Yeah. Yeah.
I've had that a few times. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 3 How does it, how do you feel when that happens?

Speaker 2 I say, cut it out, piece of shit.

Speaker 3 I do too. I go, give me a hug.

Speaker 2 No. No, when people cry,

Speaker 2 it's usually a girl that cries and they're excited. Yeah, yeah.
And I give them a big hug. Yeah.
Yeah. I give them a big hug and I and I comfort them.

Speaker 3 I mean, I don't go to the hotel room and go, yeah, I go, you're a piece of shit still, you know, but

Speaker 3 I do. Like, it always goes back to like,

Speaker 3 my, you know, my insecurities and my poor self-image. But, you know, for those brief moments when people react that way, I don't know what to do, but it does feel, I guess,

Speaker 3 cool that, you know, some people appreciate it.

Speaker 2 No, it's honestly, it does touch me

Speaker 2 in a wonderful way. People do some really loving stuff.
I'm glad we were able to link up with some international people. It's cool to know the people around the world are listening.

Speaker 2 That's wild around the around the globes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You were touched by that international stuff. I can tell that that really hit you in a good way.

Speaker 2 You know, made you feel good.

Speaker 3 I was really touched by it. And, you know, I'm touched by you, man.

Speaker 3 I'm really touched by you because I'll tell you this.

Speaker 3 You know, when I first met you,

Speaker 3 I didn't think there was much.

Speaker 3 And I honestly, you know, during this quarantine, you have to say the person that I've seen the most aside from the people I live with is you.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And, you know, we talk about you in the house sometimes.

Speaker 2 Okay, what do you say? And

Speaker 3 Kalila and I will look at each other and go, deep down inside, he's a real straight-up good guy.

Speaker 3 Not deep down. Not even say deep down.
He is.

Speaker 3 I'm going to say deep down. On the surface as well.
Yeah, I'm a sweet guy. Yeah, you're a really sweet guy.
You have, you know, there's a part of you.

Speaker 3 You know how the other day, you know, all those people went into the Michigan Congress

Speaker 3 with the guns. And, you know, you have that white kind of rage as well.

Speaker 2 It's not white. It's just rage.

Speaker 3 You have this white rage.

Speaker 2 Don't make it a race thing.

Speaker 3 You have a rage that happens to be a certain color.

Speaker 2 It's red, if anything, it's orange.

Speaker 3 All right, but you have this, like, you know, entitled. I have this.

Speaker 2 Entitled is wrong. I have anger issues.
I have anger issues.

Speaker 3 There's nothing to be angry about.

Speaker 3 You're on top of the world.

Speaker 2 I'm right next to it.

Speaker 3 No, you're on a TV show. Who else is on a TV show?

Speaker 14 You.

Speaker 3 What TV show? Oh, yeah. Can I promote my show?

Speaker 2 Plug your show.

Speaker 3 All right, so.

Speaker 2 Like, you don't even know that you're on. You didn't even say you're on a show.
You're on a show.

Speaker 3 Well, it's not. Okay, so here's the deal.
Yep.

Speaker 3 Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 The deal is, is this

Speaker 3 that

Speaker 3 in August, I know people are tired of me saying this, but I have to reiterate it.

Speaker 2 My dad died.

Speaker 3 I relapsed after 17 years of sobriety. And then all of a sudden I was on a game show.

Speaker 3 That September.

Speaker 2 All right?

Speaker 3 And it comes out. Here it is.

Speaker 2 Game On. It's called Game On.
It's called Game Featuring Keegan, Michael, Keith, Bobby Lee,

Speaker 8 Gronkowski, Ian Carmel,

Speaker 3 and me. And if you're watching the show and you go, wow, Bobby's a little off, it's because I'm a little high and I'm also mourning for my dad.

Speaker 3 And it was a really Juliana came to see a couple of the shows. They were really weird.
So I believe in the show. I love the talent and all the people behind it.
Right.

Speaker 3 It comes out May 20th, but watch it with a certain perspective when it comes to me. I don't, you know, whatever.
It is what it is.

Speaker 2 Is it good?

Speaker 3 You know, I don't really remember it that much, but I remember going, wow, I'm doing it with

Speaker 2 credible people. Gronk.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but it's also James Corden's the boss. You know, we talk about the great Ben Winston.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Ben. Ben is

Speaker 3 one of the nicest guys.

Speaker 2 He's a great nigga. He's James Corden's producing partner.

Speaker 3 Not only that, though, he's just a handsome, super talented, talented,

Speaker 3 nice guy that I love. Juliana's met him as well.

Speaker 2 Well, watch that show when it comes out. What?

Speaker 2 Fuck you.

Speaker 3 You know, you promoted Davey or whatever, that piece of shit that you're on.

Speaker 2 The piece of shit?

Speaker 3 I mean, the good show that you're on on FX?

Speaker 2 The piece of shit show on.

Speaker 2 The show that's the highest-rated fucking FX show since Atlanta? You're promoting a game show. Slow down, okay? Slow the fuck down.
Who wants to be a millionaire? Okay? Relax. It's a game show.
Okay?

Speaker 2 Cool it. Cool it out.
You said it wrong. The way you came at me was just mean.

Speaker 3 I was being defensive because you were coming at me. I didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 I just said, when does it come out? Let's watch it.

Speaker 3 Tell people. It's your tone, man.

Speaker 3 But okay, thank you. And Davey's a great show.
My bad. It's just facts.
It's not what it is.

Speaker 7 It's just Dave.

Speaker 2 What nights is this? It's over. It's over.

Speaker 3 It was good to connect.

Speaker 2 No, no. Honestly, it's nice.

Speaker 2 It's nice that you got that little heartfelt moment about realizing that people around the world

Speaker 2 love you. They love you.

Speaker 6 I feel better.

Speaker 2 You're a hero to a lot of people. That's nice.
No, I'm serious. You are.
I think you are. I am too.

Speaker 2 Thank you for being a bad friend.