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Speaker 2 Hey, everyone, this is Scott Ackerman, and welcome to another bonus bang. Bonus bangs being, of course, where we are re-releasing fantastic episodes of Comedy Bang Bang from Behind the Paywall.

Speaker 2 Now, this week we are releasing another episode in the I Love Lily series. This is a series that features Lily Sullivan.

Speaker 2 Lily Sullivan has played 47 different characters on the podcast, and this week we're featuring another heavy hitter. This is an episode called Oi Noir BB Bridgers.

Speaker 2 And it was originally released as episode 739 on January 9th, 2022. It features Lily's beloved character, Bicky, from the gym.
She's an Australian gym employee.

Speaker 2 Now, this episode also features Carl Tart as MC Sugar Butt. and Italiano Jones, by the way, as well as Ego Wodem as Pastor Pasta.

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Speaker 2 We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang.

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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Speaker 2 Okay, thank you for that catchphrase. Professor Forthkin.
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Speaker 2 And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition.

Speaker 2 We are

Speaker 2 very deep into January 2022. We have an exciting show for you today.
My name is Scott Ackerman, and we have such a good show for you today. I think you're really going to love this.

Speaker 2 You're going to want to listen to it at half speed to really make it last, to really make it last twice as long. This is an incredible episode.
Coming up a little later, we have a

Speaker 2 man of the cloth. We have a man of the cloth coming a little later.
Boy, that's exciting. I love to talk about

Speaker 2 the big issues and, you know, is there a God? Is there not a God? That's about all the big issues I can think of. We also have a hip-hop superstar

Speaker 2 coming up, and that is exciting. That'll be a little bit later on the show.
But first, let's get to our first guest. She's been on the show before.
This is, of course,

Speaker 2 in 2020, it was the show where we talked to interesting people.

Speaker 2 And then in 2021, it was Humanities podcast. And I believe the Animal Kingdom became a part of that as well.
It was the Humanity and the Animal Kingdoms podcast. I'm not sure what it is in 2022, but

Speaker 2 last week we had a robot on, and this week we have someone who works at a gym.

Speaker 2 So, you know, I don't know. We used to have big guests.
I remember Paul Rudd came on in the first couple of years.

Speaker 2 We had

Speaker 2 Conan O'Brien a few years back. Now we have someone who works at a gym.
And we had a robot last week. All right.
Well, anyway, let's get to her. She's been on the show several times before.

Speaker 2 She works at a gym. I think I mentioned that.

Speaker 2 Please welcome Becky. Hi, Scott.
Thanks so much for having me.

Speaker 2 Hi. Is your name Becky, I'm realizing, but you pronounce it Bicky? It's Bicky.
So it's actually spelled B-I.

Speaker 2 Oh, is it Bicky? Bicky from the gym. I think the Wiki is wrong, and that's spelled W-I-K-I.
Oh, nice.

Speaker 2 It's Bicky. Oh, okay.
Bicky. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I've been pronouncing it wrong.

Speaker 2 I was saying Becky. Bicky.

Speaker 2 Becky. You can't even say Becky.
Becky.

Speaker 2 Be.

Speaker 2 I think I'm saying it. Becky.
Yeah, you sort of are, yeah. Welcome, Mike.

Speaker 2 Thank you for giving me. Yeah, welcome back to the show.
You haven't been on in

Speaker 2 probably a year and oh, yeah, no, it's been a long time for me. Well, you know, gyms all closed down when this pandemic started, so I can only imagine you've been out of work this year.

Speaker 2 So, Scott, that actually was like a whirlwind for me. It

Speaker 2 completely uproaded my life. My life is

Speaker 2 totally different now. So whirlwinds,

Speaker 2 you're saying whirlwinds uproot lives, much like they do trees and houses. Absolutely.
So for me, obviously, you know, I was working at total fitness. So I was wiping D in the machine.

Speaker 2 Was it total fitness or 24-hour fitness? 24-hour

Speaker 2 fitness.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's the same company. So the companies combined over the pandemic.
Oh, they did? Yeah, they were like, why not work together?

Speaker 2 I mean, if you have fitness for 24 hours, that's the total amount of fitness you can get. So, I mean, why shouldn't these companies combine?

Speaker 2 They were like, we don't want it to just be total, and we don't want it to just be 24-hour. We want it to be totally 24-hour.
Oh, is it called totally 24-hour?

Speaker 2 It is, yeah, that's what it's called now. Congratulations.
Yeah, so obviously, you know, I was working with my boss, Sheinen. She's a total bitch.

Speaker 2 Right, right.

Speaker 2 Yes, we've talked about her before. If you haven't heard Bicky's last few appearances,

Speaker 2 you sort of feud with Shannon at the the gym. Shannon's always like, you're not wiping down the machines, curry clay.
What is the correct way to wipe down a machine? I feel like if you

Speaker 2 clockwise. Oh.

Speaker 2 If you do a counterclockwise, dirt still stays on? Yeah, there's actually

Speaker 2 you put more dirt on the machine. No!

Speaker 2 It's fiddle.

Speaker 2 It's fucking disgusting, Skull. Oh, no.

Speaker 2 So you were wiping.

Speaker 2 Basically, Shannon, I don't want to call her what you call her. She's a bitch.

Speaker 2 And by the way, are you saying bitch?

Speaker 2 It's just.

Speaker 2 I am saying bitch. Oh, okay.
That's a totally different word.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 she and you have been feuding. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And what's been going... So then did

Speaker 2 everything shut down? Yes. So, okay, so basically what happened was one day I'm in the sneak room.
You know, we're the sneak room? What? The sneak room. Oh, the snack room.

Speaker 2 I thought you were trying to say Omicron, but.

Speaker 2 I was in a snake room just heaving some of my fanions, and somebody comes in and they say, Omicron's coming.

Speaker 2 Were they panicked, like one of those whirlwinds you were talking about?

Speaker 2 They came in like a whirlwind, spinning, spinning. Oh, Omicron's coming, Omicron's coming, everybody.
I guess I was trying to say, were they as afraid of Omicron as one would be of a whirlwind?

Speaker 2 Not that they were spinning themselves, but strangely enough, I hit on exactly what happened. They were spinning around in a circle.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I said, oh my gosh, I got to get out of here.
And I start spinning, you know, and I spin my way out of there.

Speaker 2 Is that what everyone does in this gym? They just

Speaker 2 traverse from room to room in this gym by spinning. It's a great workout.
I guess so. I mean, spinning classes, they taught you everything.
It's what a spinning class is. Right.
Oh, interesting.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so maybe you should go and take a class sometime.

Speaker 2 So, why did you look down at my body when you said that? So then I go outside that day and I'm kind of like, what the fuck am I going to do? You know, the gym is closed. My whole life is abroad.

Speaker 15 Yeah, because you were where I lived.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you were living there. I used used to sleep in the sneak room.
Right, the sneak room. The snack rooms.
Yes. Yes.
Used to sleep there. And did you also have another job?

Speaker 2 Online? No, that's someone else I would know who works at Ed de Bevix.

Speaker 2 Maybe I worked there, did I? I don't know. No, maybe someone worked at the Ed de Bevicks.

Speaker 2 No, I would go to the Ed de Bivix next door. Right.
And I kind of was having like a little flirty thing with some of the waitresses there, maybe. Right, right.

Speaker 2 But I used to go through my pity melt every day to the E de Bivix. Right, your pity melt.
So, but Ed de Bivix closed down that day, too. Everything's closed down.
Restaurants, gyms.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, what the heck can we do? Even restaurants and gyms. And this guy comes up to me, totally random.
You're outside at this point. You're not in the snack.
I'm outside.

Speaker 2 He says, I'm an agent

Speaker 2 slash manager. And I don't think you can be both, but okay.

Speaker 2 I'm an agent slash manager. And you are one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life.
So he was saying man or woman or other, just beautiful. Just stunning.
Wow.

Speaker 2 And I said, oh my gosh, I had no idea. I had absolutely no idea.
Wow. And he said.
You had no idea that you were so attractive to this guy. Like, I never.
And you never met him.

Speaker 2 How would you know that you're attractive to this guy? Well, but I am attractive on a universal level, Scott. Oh, it's not just to this guy.
I see.

Speaker 2 You think that everyone finds you attractive, not just this guy? I don't think, Scott.

Speaker 2 I am universally an absolutely good-looking person oh okay so i just didn't know because i'm humble yeah i didn't know either i guess because i i'd looked at you well

Speaker 2 excuse me

Speaker 2 i mean i i you're fine okay so anyway he says to me i'm about to make your life totally different i said thank you back to this because i

Speaker 2 I'm just surprised because you, I, like, basically when guests come in, and this is something I've never admitted on the show, but I sort of mentally put them into like

Speaker 2 category Uggo or not Uggo. And you've always been in the Uggo category to me.
So it's like, I'm just surprised that you are. Oh, maybe you need glasses.
Oh, okay. Maybe

Speaker 2 goggles. Beer goggles? No.

Speaker 2 Because your vision is all cloudy and messed up. Oh, okay.
I beg your pardon. I don't, again,

Speaker 2 that it, you know,

Speaker 2 the only reason I say this is not to insult you. It's just merely because I'm surprised because of the category I put you in.
actually

Speaker 2 you're not insulting me at all what it actually opens up for me is so there's something wrong with you oh well

Speaker 2 it could be because what this agent has done for my agent slash manager is that he he basically said let's make you famous and I said oh that guy I guess okay fine famous for what as as a beautiful person as an actor slash model so basically yes as a beautiful person and he says let's change your name oh for stage name because Bicky you know, it's kind of unusual.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, there's also that song about Becky with the good hair and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 It's Becky. I'm talking about it.
You're Becky, yeah, exactly. But even still, it's sort of an unusual name.
Right. So I said, okay, fine.

Speaker 2 What should I go, Beth? He goes, Lily Sullivan. Oh, so he's asking you to change your name to this random kind of...

Speaker 2 What's the genealogy of this name? It's not an Irish list name.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 so I said okay let's change it and turns out there's there happens to be another Lily Sullivan but she's a comedian in Los Angeles she's not in all famous at all no yeah no in fact uh I I know who you're talking about because I've run into her a couple of times here in Los Angeles she's all about town and all that well I don't know that she's necessarily out in these streets as much as you know some but she like I think that she is you know I mean she's she's I also categorize categorize people in like famous or not famous famous.

Speaker 2 She's been in the not famous column for a long time, as long as I've known her, pretty much. Okay, well, so anyway, we're not really talking about her, though.
We're talking about me, Lily Sullivan.

Speaker 2 Right. So I am like...
So your name is Lily Sullivan now?

Speaker 2 My name, my stage name is Lily Sullivan. Everybody calls me Bicky, like, behind my back and all that.
Behind your back.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm like, I'm still Bicky. But online.

Speaker 2 And in the movies, because I've already just Newsflash, I've been in a lot of movies already.

Speaker 2 So in the last year and a half you've been in movies I have been in a movies with Daniel Ridcliffe really I've been in movies with Tony Collette Tony Collette I've been in movies with hello Aussie oh wait no you're not you're not Australian no I'm from Ohio right you just you traveled there for a month I lived abroad with a female right

Speaker 2 for a month for a month 30 days 31 or 28 was it February it was 28 it was February oh okay so actually back you know to the date of right you know oh yeah now basically, you know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I mean, how many years ago? It obviously couldn't have been two or six

Speaker 2 or ten because those would have been leap years.

Speaker 2 That would have been 29 days.

Speaker 2 It was seven.

Speaker 2 Seven years ago. Yeah.
Okay, wow. So anyway,

Speaker 2 I've also been in movies with the girl from Game of Thrones. I'm doing really good.
The girl from Game of Thrones. Wow.
Yes.

Speaker 2 The one who got sexually assaulted or the other one who got sexually assaulted? Yeah, the one that got double sexually assaulted. Oh, double.
Oh, okay. So then

Speaker 2 basically what has happened to me, though, Scott, is I realized I'm taking off. I am doing so successfully

Speaker 2 and I'm so young.

Speaker 2 How, how, I mean, how young are you?

Speaker 2 I'm 27. You're 27.
So you lived in Australia in 2015 when you were 20. Yes.
And you were born in 1995.

Speaker 2 These are all your facts? I have. Let me pull up my Wikipedia.

Speaker 2 Be careful you don't look up the other Lily Sullivan's Wikipedia.

Speaker 2 As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.
Yeah, as Adam Scott once said. Just a couple of things to separate me from Lily Sullivan.

Speaker 2 First of all, I have like 26,000 followers on Instagram already, Scott. Oh,

Speaker 2 and you, but you've been in three movies? That doesn't seem like a lot if you've been in three movies. I mean, I have like 100 and whatever, and I've been in only Austin Powers, Goldman.

Speaker 2 But this is me just starting out, Scott. Like, I'm actually just starting.
So

Speaker 2 think about it that way. Okay.
Have these movies come out? These movies? Yeah,

Speaker 2 Daniel Reedcliffe, and all that. Okay, so the movie with Daniel Reedcliffe that I was in,

Speaker 2 yeah,

Speaker 2 by the way, he's filmed them's Harry Potter.

Speaker 2 That's how a lot of people know him. So, if you're out there listening and you don't know who we're talking about, who is this Daniel? Daniel Redcliffe.
He's in films, he's the boy who lived.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to look up my movies because there's so many at this point, I'm kind of forgetting. Okay, um, but I was in you know, mental

Speaker 2 mental

Speaker 2 mintal.

Speaker 2 That was with Tony Golet. The ones with Tony Gollett.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 And what is mental about?

Speaker 2 Let's take a look because, again, I'm so

Speaker 2 excited. So you don't even remember what it was about.
I kind of, it was all just a big-to-bick. I was in this movie.

Speaker 2 When you're in a movie, do you, I mean, you're being cast because you're ostensibly beautiful? Is that what? Exactly. So, Scott, again, I'm fucking gorgeous.
I'm about, I say, 5'8.

Speaker 2 I'm 100. 5'8? 5'8.
Oh, so you're 5'8. I'm 5'8.
Oh, that's tall. Yeah, this is tall.
Lily Sullivan, the American comedian girl. Right from Chicago.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's like 5'2.

Speaker 2 5'2, really? Yeah, it's sick. It's disgusting.

Speaker 2 I'm about 100. I heard she, like, when she sits in a chair, she like pulls her little legs up and goes cross-legged on a chair.

Speaker 2 And the weird thing that I heard about her is she asks permission if she can do it from the homeowner. I actually don't think that's that weird because I think with her, she was probably being polite.

Speaker 2 Didn't know if she could put her shoes on your camera.

Speaker 2 Well, the shoe part of it, okay, so you're hitting on what her thing is, but the shoe part of it

Speaker 2 I didn't realize was the real question. Like, hey, can I put it? It wasn't posed to me as, can I put my shoes on your chair? It was, can I cross my legs?

Speaker 2 Which is just a strange question to ask permission of. Well, you know, women in this country and all across the world actually, Scott, wake up.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Even in Australia. Even in Australia.
Oh, I thought more of that.

Speaker 2 They have to deal with sexism. And so what happens is they start asking permission for everything.
Yeah. And it's kind of ingrained in them.
It's sort of fucked up.

Speaker 2 So for you, maybe you should think about that. It's better to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission.
I wish, I think in 2022, women all over the world, not just here.

Speaker 2 I think men should ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 2 I think men should ask for

Speaker 2 everything that you guys do. Everything? Yeah, the way you waltz around.

Speaker 2 The way you

Speaker 2 twirl. Okay,

Speaker 2 you saw me sitting up here, okay?

Speaker 2 And that's, I didn't realize you were watching me, first of all. The way you're sitting in your little chair with your little, your little crock baits.

Speaker 2 Hey, they're a sponsor of my other show. Must be nice.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you, you, uh, uh, you don't remember what any of these movies were about. You only remember the title of one movie.
But I can tell you, no, I can tell you, I can tell you the titles of the movies.

Speaker 2 Okay. But I don't want to get into like the plots of who was in it with me.
Minto.

Speaker 2 Rake. Rake?

Speaker 2 Galore. Galore.
What are these movies about? Okay, Galore.

Speaker 2 Galoric Amp. Camp.
Oh, Camp. Sucker.

Speaker 2 Sucker. Jungle.
Jungle. Why are all these movies?

Speaker 2 Robber Stomper.

Speaker 2 Okay, Robber Stomper, there's a two-word title. Picnic at.

Speaker 2 Picnic? Picnic? Picnic at Hanging Rock. You were in Picnic at Hanging Rock? Yeah, you know?

Speaker 2 No, I have heard of that one. I play Mirinda.
Oh, okay. So you know who I am? No, I didn't happen to see it, but I.
Dark Place. Dark.
I play Silly.

Speaker 2 Silly? Silly. Dark Place.
Boy, that sounds like a good movie. Bark skins?

Speaker 2 Bark? Bark? Yeah. Skin.
Bark skins? Bark skins? What could bark skins possibly be?

Speaker 2 I play Delphine in that.

Speaker 2 Okay. So you've been in a lot of movies.
I mean, it sounds like you're not even done with your list. I met a girl.
I met a girl. I play Lucy.

Speaker 2 And in 2022, this is the one that's coming up for me. Oh, okay.
Evil Dead Rise. Evil Dead Rise.
So you're here to promote that. Yes, exactly.
I play Beth. Beth.
Beth.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, that's what a career you have.

Speaker 2 Is that part of the Evil Dead franchise? Or it's

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 So again, my name,

Speaker 2 we gave me a middle name because I think it feels more realistic.

Speaker 2 Yeah, remote stage name. Oh, okay.
So what's your middle name in your Lily Jane Sullivan? But Jane is filled with Hawaii. Oh, okay.
Lily Jane Sullivan. So you're Lily Jane Sullivan now.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 Not Becky. Not Becky.
Okay. I was born the 8th of September 1994.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 And I grew up, you know, it kind of created a little big story for me because, you know, the Ohio thing wasn't so cute. Right.
So this is that I grew up in Queensland. Queensland.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 So that's a fake story that basically.

Speaker 2 Me and my manager. Oh, okay.
My manager, Garth. I'm realizing this is a real person, that you're a real person now.
Yeah, now you know. Okay.
I am real.

Speaker 2 Okay, because I just looked this up on Wikipedia. Yeah, you played Coral and Mental.
Yes, sir. Okay.

Speaker 15 And looking at you online, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 I'm hot. You're hot.
I'm freaking hot.

Speaker 2 Weird that you look the way you look in person when your picture's online. Makeup can do incredible things, but I'm also...
Like I said, Scott, there's something wrong with your eyes.

Speaker 2 You got to get them chicked out.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, congratulations.
What a career you have. I mean, I know.
You're 27 years old, and you were the runner-up in the 2015

Speaker 2 Heath Ledger scholarship to attend Screenwise Film and Television School.

Speaker 2 That's all made up.

Speaker 2 No, that's...

Speaker 2 Oh, wait, that part of it is real. That's real.
I just did a crash course I did a weekend. Oh, really? Oh, I mean, how many hours can you do on a weekend? I did 27,000.

Speaker 2 Oh, my gosh. Well, hey, minutes.
Minutes. Oh, got it, got it, got it.
Do you want to try, can you show me some of your acting style?

Speaker 2 By the way, if you hear that beeping, I'm getting a delivery here during the day. Oh, your Instacart is getting here, huh? Sculptor.
Yeah, they're backing the truck up

Speaker 2 everything in the store just give me one of everything

Speaker 2 you're like even these peas

Speaker 2 I hope you tip them Scott

Speaker 2 I don't think very many men they're allowed to keep one thing out of everything that they picked up

Speaker 2 it's what's their choice by the way it's their choice hey so what do they usually take usually they take a green bean just one yeah well i only want one i don't know scott i think i think they want to take more.

Speaker 2 They must be all weird or something. Well, I let them know you can take anything.
It can be the biggest thing.

Speaker 2 It can be the most expensive thing, but like take one thing of anything that's in a store. Boy, that is really backing up.
It's really loud, Scott. It's such a big order.

Speaker 2 Wow, you're really going to get a lot of slum. They have to back up so far because it's such a big order.

Speaker 2 And they had to keep backing up because they're wearing, you know, they get close to the house and they could just dump it all on your lawn. Exactly.

Speaker 2 All right. Well, Lily Sullivan, Lily James Sullivan.
Yes. It's great to have you on the show.
Thank you for hearing me. Welcome back.
And do you think you'll ever go back to the gym?

Speaker 2 Well, it remains to be seen at this point. My career is so successful.
I can imagine going back and wipe and do all the shots. Do you really make a lot of money being a model/slash actress?

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? It seems like sag minimum to work on a film is like, what, like $1,300 a day or something like that? Well, I know I'm making more money than the other Lily Sullivan.

Speaker 2 Probably.

Speaker 2 Wonderful. Well, it's great to have you.
We need to get to our next guest, if that's okay. Yeah, that's okay.
Yeah, well, he's been on the show before.

Speaker 2 Now, this is okay, so you know, maybe I should have started with this guy because, like, you know, usually on the show, we started with the most famous person, and instead on this show, we started with a person who works at a gym.

Speaker 2 And, well, but now you are famous. I am famous, so you're welcome.
Okay, so you'll be the first guest. That's good.

Speaker 2 I am the first guest. I've already been the first guest.
Oh, that's right. We already talked.
Are you going to edit it?

Speaker 2 I'm not going to edit you out. I've decided.
I've just decided. Oh, thank God.
All right,

Speaker 2 well, he is

Speaker 2 a hip-hop superstar, or at least he was until he went into a coma back in, I believe, 1983 or 1984, somewhere around there. And he woke up out of the coma a couple years ago.

Speaker 2 Please welcome back to the show, MC Sugar Butt. I said I ate your vegetables and drink your milk.
Wear your jeans and a shirt of silk. Hey.
What's happening, Scotty D? Hey, play it on me.

Speaker 2 Jeans and a shit of silk. This is so comfy and nice.
The best of both worlds. It's real comfy.
Because you got a shirt made of silk.

Speaker 2 And most people don't bother looking below the waist. You know what I mean? So you look fancy, but then you're so comfy below the waist.
You know what it is.

Speaker 2 It's a nice mix of like a blue collar on the bottom, fancy little bitch up top. Yeah.
Blue collar on the bottom and a bitch up top. When I want ice cream, I hit the ice cream shop.

Speaker 2 This is a real glimpse into the creative process here. I mean, you gave her one of those props you were talking about.
Yeah, it's like that was being tasted.

Speaker 2 Whoa, MC Sugarbud. It's great to see you.
What's happening, Scotty D? Play it on me. Give me a high F-I-V-E.

Speaker 2 I will. Here you go.

Speaker 2 There you go, my man.

Speaker 2 MC Sugarbud. Now, you were in a coma.
That's right.

Speaker 2 Back in the early 80s, is that right? Let me tell you about me, Scotty D. I went into a coma in 1983.

Speaker 2 And what put you into the coma? Did something fall on your head? What happened? A woman.

Speaker 2 A woman put you into that coma? Yeah, she fell on me at a televangelist event. What?

Speaker 2 I don't know that we've ever talked about this before.

Speaker 2 I have to say, it's very much like a man to blind his time on a woman.

Speaker 2 Who else came up?

Speaker 2 Why did I blame it though? Well, did someone push her?

Speaker 2 No, she just started bleeding the blood of Jesus. Oh, so she was having, she was having, she was like speaking in tongues and having a moment.

Speaker 15 And fell backwards backwards on you.

Speaker 2 She fell backwards on you. Knocked me out.
Should you have been prepared for that? Probably.

Speaker 2 I mean, when you go to one of those televangelist events, aren't you all, shouldn't you always be on the lookout, like, you know, someone watching your six for someone like, you know, speaking in tongues and falling on you?

Speaker 2 Consider it a lesson learned, not a bridge, bird. Thank you.

Speaker 2 Everyone's always whirlwinding around in there. Sure, yeah.
So what,

Speaker 2 so you were in the coma for, God, I feel like the first time you were on the show was like five years or so ago.

Speaker 2 And so you you missed basically all of hip-hop. You were one of the forefathers of hip-hop.
You were out there in the early days. I was.
Much like Cal Solomon. I started it.
I started it.

Speaker 2 You didn't finish it. No, no, I mean, it's not to finish it.

Speaker 2 So, you basically missed all of the updating of the styles of hip-hop. Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Well, let me tell you about me, Scotty D. I got a new J-O-B.
I don't have a husband, don't have a wife. I came here to sell you some herbal life.
Oh, you're an herbalife salesperson now. That's right.

Speaker 2 I have a quick question. Do you have meetle nine like stars with a day or something? It actually does, but I don't.
Why does your meet on nine? David, but I don't know why he calls me Scotty D.

Speaker 2 He just your middle name is David, Scotty D. But you didn't know it.
Hi, F-I-V-E. All right, here we go.
Wow.

Speaker 2 So you keep touching me doing C-O-V.

Speaker 2 So you sell Herbalife now. Congratulations.
That's right. That's right.
And I came to bring you in tonight. Wow.
So what have you got? I noticed you brought some products here. What have you?

Speaker 2 This is a morning shake. Okay.

Speaker 2 Oh, morning shake. So I wake up in the morning and I down it.
Yeah, you down this in the morning. You know, that's interesting because usually I have an evening shake.
You know,

Speaker 2 when I go to the burger store for dinner, I always have my shake as my drink instead of a cola.

Speaker 2 It's unhealthy. It's unhealthy.
It is unhealthy. But now you're saying I can have a morning shake.
Morning shake? An afternoon shake and an evening shake.

Speaker 2 Wait, so I don't get to eat anything other than shakes. That's all you do.
That's all you do. And you lose a pound, maybe one or two.

Speaker 2 I want to lose more than one or two pounds. Honestly, I couldn't lose another pound.

Speaker 2 If I lost more pounds, everyone would be like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 She looks so skinny. Yeah, too tall, too skinny.
Her feet are so long. Too much like a model.

Speaker 2 Who is this?

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. Did you play Coral and Minto? I did.

Speaker 2 I did. You saw it.
Were you in Rompa Stomper? I was in Romperstomper.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. You got a celebrity here, Scott.
Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, I was a celebrity guest leading off the show every week.
Those films was how I woke up out of my coma.

Speaker 2 Wait, so they played those films to you while you you were in the coma that made you want to wake up?

Speaker 2 Where am I?

Speaker 2 It was probably my monologue that got you. My mental monologue.
Oh yeah. Do it for me.
Yeah, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 It's been too long, Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 I don't know what I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 I'm losing my mind.

Speaker 2 And that's when I woke up.

Speaker 2 Where am I? So is someone losing their mind?

Speaker 2 Someone's losing their mind.

Speaker 2 So, that's the thing that triggered you out of your.

Speaker 2 If anyone had ever lost their mind in the room with you, that would have woken you up decades earlier. Yeah, that's all they had to do.

Speaker 2 Yeah, instead, they were coming into the hospital room, probably being like, We don't want to wake him.

Speaker 2 It seems to be like, if you're going into someone's room where they're in a coma, you do want to wake them.

Speaker 2 I would be walking into these rooms, like shouting and going, Wake up, wake up, wake up, like throwing water in their face. But instead, you know, hospitals, that's what they do.

Speaker 3 They're kind of whisper, whoa, be careful, don't like a man.

Speaker 15 So, you

Speaker 2 sell this herbal life,

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 2 Forgive me for the question, the phrasing of the question. I just, there's got to be more to this.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot more. Okay,

Speaker 2 there's an afternoon shake. No, we covered that.
We covered that. Wait, what's in the shit? I do want to know ingredients.
The ingredients? I'd love to to hear. Okay.
Vanilla.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Chocolate. Strawberry.
Cookies and cream. Make you scream.

Speaker 2 Wait, is this all these flavors in one shite? Nope. They're all separate.
All separate. All separate.
So cookies and cream are both separate flavors.

Speaker 2 Ooh, I'd love to taste the cream one. I'd love to taste the cookie one.
It's a cookie and a cream. And if you sell it, it'll be yours, if you know what I mean.
I don't. Why did we have to sell it?

Speaker 2 Yes. Oh, I thought I was going to drink it.
Oh, you get to drink it, too. See, first, I sell one to you.
And then you sell one, too.

Speaker 2 Okay, so this is, I mean, this is a thing where you're trying to recruit people. This is like...
No, don't make it sound like that. Okay, it's not a pyramid scheme.

Speaker 2 Mike, it's in Black Ditska. Don't talk, Juday.
Just like a man.

Speaker 2 A man always trying to start a pyramid scheme. Am I right?

Speaker 2 These men talking about pyramids. Right.
You know what? The Pharaohs, who were all men, they created some of the best pyramid schemes.

Speaker 2 How dare you? Is he some of the one in the pyramids? I mean, but they were the brains of the operation. Oh, my God.
I'm fucking sick over here. I'm sick, too.

Speaker 2 I'm a mental.

Speaker 2 Sorry. Coral.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 how have sales been going? I mean,

Speaker 2 did you see the car that I pulled up into? No. You didn't hear all that beeping?

Speaker 15 Oh, wait, wait, that was you?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was still going on when you came in here.

Speaker 2 It was the longest car I've ever seen in my life. That's a stretch.
What is that? A stretch 18-wheeler. Whoa.

Speaker 15 Why do they have to stretch those?

Speaker 2 You got the 18-wheeler in the back, and in the front is the stretch limo dragging it.

Speaker 2 Wow, that is incredible. I mean, look.

Speaker 2 In the front is a stretch limo dragging the big truck. Yeah.
Okay. It makes a lot of sense because it was so much beeping.
So much beeping, beeping, but that's how long it is. Yeah.
Wow. Long.

Speaker 2 It's a long daddy. And that's what I pulled up in here.
All thanks to Herbalife. That could be you and you and you and you.
So

Speaker 2 how many do you have to sell? Like, how many shakes do you have to sell to get that kind of car? Well, let's see. I sell one to you.
You sell two to her. Okay.
She sells four to anybody else.

Speaker 2 And I get a long hearse.

Speaker 2 Wait, when you die, you mean? When I die. But while I'm living, I get a stretch to the mo

Speaker 2 with an 18-wheeler on the back. Imagine you and Tony Collette and everybody from Getting With Thrones sitting around drinking a cream shake or maybe even a cookie.

Speaker 2 I'm also friends with Jerry from Sextition.

Speaker 2 Whoa. Wait,

Speaker 2 which one is that? Jerry.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 The older woman who sleeps. I just wanted to hear you say it.
You think she's older? Oh, you're sick, Scott. Oh, I say, but you just did that.
Oh, so that's how you judge women on their.

Speaker 2 She's older than Sheve, for God's sakes. She's older than the other toe siblings, Ryman and whatever Randall.

Speaker 2 It's weird that that's the first thing you would say to describe her. I would describe her as the vivacious, beautiful woman who's in charge of that company sometimes.
I know you're guesslining me.

Speaker 2 I can say it.

Speaker 2 Ryman? Where's God? There's a man named Ryman on there. I'd be rhyming.

Speaker 2 When I read a book, I turn the page. Why did you describe that woman by her age?

Speaker 2 Those weren't connector at all.

Speaker 2 That's a good book reading process, though. Turn the pages.
Yeah. Otherwise, you're stuck on the first page the entire time.
You just read it over and over again. Over and over and over again.
Not me.

Speaker 2 I have a Kindle. I got eight Kindles from Selling Herbalife.
Really? You have a stretch Kindle, you were telling me. I've got a stretch Kindle.

Speaker 2 An 18-wheel Kindle.

Speaker 2 Stretch Kindle is just a very long Kindle that you could read like.

Speaker 2 I guess like the entire book.

Speaker 2 I don't ever have to flip a page. I just read the whole book.
Wow.

Speaker 2 That just keeps going.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 MC Sugarbutt, we need to take a break. Does that surprise you? Oh, my God.
A break.

Speaker 2 Better get a do a rhyme for that.

Speaker 2 Do you want to

Speaker 15 send us to break?

Speaker 2 Yeah, send us to break here because when we come back, we have a man of the cloth. But before we go to break, MC Sugarbutt here is going to send us to break with one of his MC Sugarbutt rhymes.

Speaker 2 Well, I work at a factory that's that's not cheesecake, and right now, we got to take a break. You don't work at a factory.
You're just lying in your rhymes.

Speaker 2 Every rapper does.

Speaker 2 Okay, I didn't realize that. Every rapper lies? Every single rapper.
All of them. Pretty dog lies.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Even Wycliffe? Wycliffe, too. No.

Speaker 2 He wasn't ever gone to November.

Speaker 2 He was in the basement the entire time. All right, we need to take a break.
When we come back, boy, this is exciting. We have a man of the cloth.

Speaker 2 We'll also have more with Bicky, aka Lily James Sullivan, and Jane.

Speaker 2 Oh, James. Did you say Jimes? Yes, I don't know.
Lily Jimes. Lily Jane Sullivan.
Also, MC Sugarbud. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this.

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Speaker 2 Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. We have Bicky from the gym, aka

Speaker 2 Lily Jane Sullivan. Why do you roll your eyes like that? I was trying to remember.
I'm looking up into my mind palace. I'm not rolling my eyes.
That's a great excuse. Pretty empty in there.

Speaker 2 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 Fucking ugly. Pretty empty palace.

Speaker 2 You can just make the same joke twice. I did, but I was more specific about it.

Speaker 2 How much more specific? You said it's pretty empty there, and then the second time you said it.

Speaker 2 Pretty empty palace. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 All right, we also have MC Sugar Butt.

Speaker 2 Strawberry chocolate cheesecake.

Speaker 2 What? This week's cake, I can't. Strawberry chocolate cheesecake.
Does anybody here want an herbal life cake?

Speaker 2 Is that one of the flavors? Strawberry chocolate cheesecake. Strawberry chocolate cheesecake.
Sounds delicious. Sounds like so many flavors.

Speaker 2 All right. Well, we need to get to our next guest.

Speaker 2 And he's been on the show before. This is very exciting.
He was on the show, I believe, last year with Phoebe Bridgers, and he is a man of the cloth.

Speaker 2 Please welcome to the show back for his second appearance, Pastor Pasta. All right.

Speaker 3 Hello. Yes.
And all God's people said what?

Speaker 2 Hello? Hello.

Speaker 3 You're not okay, not a church going bunch.

Speaker 2 What are we supposed to say?

Speaker 2 We said hello. Hello, farewell.

Speaker 3 Alvida saying I do.

Speaker 3 I do, I do, I do to you and you and you, okay? It is a pleasure to be here.

Speaker 2 Pastor Pasta. Pleasure to have you back.

Speaker 3 Pastor Pasta, but how you have

Speaker 3 a certain

Speaker 2 it's the little Caesars pronunciation. Pastor Pasta.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 I like what you just said, but I hate pizza.

Speaker 2 You hate pizza? What? I hate nothing.

Speaker 3 This is crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The second episode of Comedy Bang Bang of 2022, we find out that pasta pasta hates pizza. I hate pizza.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 it is for low-down, dirty people who don't like to eat with utensils.

Speaker 2 Whoa. I've never thought about it that way because the crust of the pizza serves as both a serving dish and a napkin sometimes.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And other various things, but we won't get into it on this here podcast. Why?

Speaker 2 What other? No, please. I want to get into it.
What other things?

Speaker 3 I've used crust, or excuse me, seen crust used.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 It's not just a napkin, if you will. I would like to say less.

Speaker 2 No, that's exactly what you said before. I want you to be saying more.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. I'm trying to think about what you could use it for.

Speaker 3 Besides a napkin. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You could put it in a shake.

Speaker 3 Okay, you could put it in a...

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 you could shake it in a...

Speaker 3 You could shake it. You could bake it.
Okay. But let me tell you what you can't do.
You can't fake it unless you made it.

Speaker 2 Okay. You can't like it until you made it.
Yeah. So you hate pizza purely on aesthetic grounds of you think it's for lazy people.

Speaker 3 It pisses me off, frankly.

Speaker 14 Right, but it tastes good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it tastes

Speaker 3 I've tasted it one time.

Speaker 2 I mean, it tastes like pasta, your favorite food.

Speaker 3 No, it does not taste like pasta.

Speaker 2 Italian food has the same kind of flavor profiles across the board, doesn't it? No. Wow, that's a typical guy.
I think that's what I'm saying. You know what?

Speaker 3 It is clear to me you've never been to, as my friend Italiano Jones would say, Italy.

Speaker 2 You're friends with Italiano Jones?

Speaker 3 Yeah, we go way back. We actually went to seminary school together, but then he dropped out to become a lawyer.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 15 Is he here with you?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 15 Well, maybe.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 3 Well, shit, maybe.

Speaker 3 I can't say where he is. I haven't talked to him in a few, not in a few weeks.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Scott, let me in.

Speaker 2 I'm like, oh, it's Italiano. Come on in.
Hey, Italiano, come on out. Hey, we're down here.
I rode rode him with MC Sugar Button in the back of his 18-wheeler. Oh, you were with MC Sugar Button.

Speaker 2 Not your friend, Pastor Pastor? No, no. Look, it's Pastor.
Oh, my. Pastor Pastor from seminary school.

Speaker 3 Seminary school. It is a pleasure to be a good one.
It's a weird thing.

Speaker 2 He said that he talked to you two weeks ago. Why are you so surprised referring to him as from seminary school? Look at Pastor Pastor.
Okay.

Speaker 3 All right. Hello.
Hello. Hello, Phil.
I bet his hand.

Speaker 2 You do. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3 So, yeah,

Speaker 3 I don't really like it. It's clear this man never been to Italy.
And so I was just.

Speaker 2 You ain't never been to Italy, Scott. You said you don't go.
I've never been to Italy. I was supposed to.
I had a whole trip booked.

Speaker 3 Let me get for March 2020. March 2020.

Speaker 2 My God.

Speaker 3 You're bullshitter. Show us the confirmation number in the chat.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I only say the receipts. I want receipts.
Here's all my receipts. I have them in this box that I can't do.
You just carry them. I'll carry them around.
This is my Italy receipts box.

Speaker 2 You see, they're all voided, all canceled.

Speaker 3 And condoms. Well, what is a married man doing carrying condoms?

Speaker 2 I was going to bring him to Italy you never know what's gonna happen over there

Speaker 2 this is gross have you ever been injured doing unprotected sex yes I have actually injured well I will fight for you now what kind of injuries though Italiano because uh have you ever what kind of injuries have you ever been having unprotected sex when a alligator walks in your room and sees that you're having unprotected sex, but it happens to be his wife and so he decides to bite you right on the tip of your finger.

Speaker 3 So, somebody sleep, excuse me, so the alligator married to a human, or the alligator's married to another Gator girl.

Speaker 2 Have you ever been having sex with a gator girl? Unprotectedly?

Speaker 3 I have, I have, but she went to Florida State.

Speaker 3 And I call her a gator girl. Also, had a Hoya chest.

Speaker 2 And she went to Florida State, the Seminoles? Oh, shit. Do you need to wear protection when you're having sex with an animal?

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 there's no fear of like

Speaker 2 taking a baby.

Speaker 3 This is going to be a big problem for me. She went to the University of Florida.

Speaker 2 My pardon. Oh, okay.
My pardon.

Speaker 3 My pardon.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 I never say bad, my bad, because everything with me is all good. And if you hear me,

Speaker 3 what do God's people say?

Speaker 2 Can I just address something? Please, everybody. Pastor Basta, this is your time.
We want you to say whatever you want to say.

Speaker 3 Everybody is coughing, but they're claiming they don't have COVID.

Speaker 2 I don't have COVID. I may.
For Christ's sake, I can't.

Speaker 2 You might? I just can't.

Speaker 2 I just got back from Italy today.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I'm still waiting on the results of my VCR. Well, we're all going to get it then.
The results of your VCR.

Speaker 2 Waiting on the results of my VCR. Is it fast forward over you?

Speaker 2 Be kind. Be kind.

Speaker 2 Oh, boy. Oh, by the way, by the way, MC Sugarbut, this is Italiano Jones.
Who is this? And who is that?

Speaker 3 Listen, okay. I feel like it's also time time for me to come clean about something as well.

Speaker 2 Yes, because it's 2022. We want you to get anything you want off your chest.
What's wrong? Were you just yawning, Pastor Pastor? No. Or is that a heavy sigh?

Speaker 3 That's a heavy sigh.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 3 And please don't comment on my weight.

Speaker 2 I don't like that.

Speaker 2 I'm up eyeballs. I don't like that.
That's not nice. Pastor Pastor, don't like that.
Hey, hey, Pastor Pastor, I got something for your weight. What? Herbal life.

Speaker 2 I don't want it.

Speaker 3 I tried it back in the 90s.

Speaker 3 It made me put on 20 pounds.

Speaker 3 Because what I didn't know is if you have the herbal life, you can't have meals right after. It's not just a drink to have with your pasta.

Speaker 2 Oh, you thought that you should eat whatever you were normally eating, but also have the shake.

Speaker 3 And have the shake. So I was having shakes with every meal.

Speaker 2 You were eating like a gnocchi with like a

Speaker 2 sage.

Speaker 3 I hate gnocchi.

Speaker 2 You're pasta pasta? You can't hate any pasta.

Speaker 3 I sure can. It's a couple of pastas I don't fuck with.

Speaker 2 Which one? I'm blown away. Okay.

Speaker 3 Gnocchi.

Speaker 3 Is it gnocchi?

Speaker 2 It's gnocchi.

Speaker 3 Or is it gannaki?

Speaker 2 You put the no, definitely not.

Speaker 3 It's gannaki.

Speaker 2 I come from Italy. It's gennocchi.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Italiano. It sounds right.
What he said sounds right. Have you been injured eating gnocchi?

Speaker 3 I actually choked. I actually choked on some gear.

Speaker 2 They are gnocchi's, by the way, are as exactly as big and round and as spherical as a windpipe.

Speaker 2 That's what a lot of people don't realize when they eat them is like they are exactly the size of a human windpipe. And they slurp from the eaten yacht.

Speaker 2 You are probably

Speaker 3 eating yoked the size of a golf ball.

Speaker 2 They just eat nyaki.

Speaker 3 I was in Greece, just close to Italy, but not quite Italy, eating.

Speaker 2 Oh, I thought you were talking about the musical. You were not in Greece, the musical.

Speaker 3 No, but Tony Colette was.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 She played the mom.

Speaker 3 Played the mom.

Speaker 3 Now I'm picking up your accent. Where is it from?

Speaker 2 Well, it's from Ohio. Ohio, okay.

Speaker 2 And mine is from Italy.

Speaker 2 You know that?

Speaker 2 I knew that because

Speaker 2 we went to seminary school. You must have had these conversations.

Speaker 3 We did go to seminary school in Florida, and that's where I met that gator chip.

Speaker 2 Yes,

Speaker 2 Florida-based seminals.

Speaker 2 F-seminary olds. So what are the other posters you have? I hate Nyaki.

Speaker 3 I hate ravioli.

Speaker 2 Ravioli. So you don't like the dumping.

Speaker 3 You know what I do to make fun of it? I call it Rav4ioli. You know how RAV4 is a shitty car?

Speaker 2 For sure. My D is a RAV4.

Speaker 3 Oh, your dad has a shitty car.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 What do you think I rap for? To push a fucking RAV4?

Speaker 2 Exactly. Why do you think Kanye

Speaker 3 or MC Sugar Butt originally said it?

Speaker 2 I don't rap to push a fucking RAV4.

Speaker 2 I rap to push a fucking stretch 18-wheeler.

Speaker 3 Well, we got loads of pasta in them trucks, okay?

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 I know I shouldn't say this, MC Sugar Butt or Italiana Jones. I knew Italiana was here the whole time.
I didn't want to say nothing. Okay.

Speaker 3 But we are pushing past her.

Speaker 2 Lily over here, and I gasped like that was something interesting or exciting. But

Speaker 2 I'm now realizing that we don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 We're pushing past them.

Speaker 2 News dramatic the way you say.

Speaker 3 Is that what happened with the Suez Canal?

Speaker 2 Huh.

Speaker 3 If you're interested in what happened to the Suez

Speaker 3 Canal getting overblown, Google it.

Speaker 2 You're a bitty yet. You should wiki it.

Speaker 3 What did you just say?

Speaker 2 So you're here to push pasta? What is that? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 3 We are selling all kinds of the best kinds of pasta.

Speaker 2 Ravioli?

Speaker 3 No, we don't like ravioli, ravi for only. We don't like

Speaker 2 it. So you only sell things you like.

Speaker 3 We sell things we like and we sell it for inflated prices, okay? Because right now there's a shortage. I don't know if you know pasta.

Speaker 3 People was making bread at the top of the pandemic, but now people are into making pasta.

Speaker 2 Oh, I got a pasta maker myself. For Christmas? Yeah, because someone was like, hey, why don't you make us food now? Uh-huh.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 Who is that? Who just said that?

Speaker 2 Someone in my house. Someone said, okay.

Speaker 3 Does someone in your house know you have condoms in your wallet?

Speaker 2 No, and I would appreciate it if you didn't talk so loud right now.

Speaker 3 Okay, well, I have a secret. of yours and you have a secret of mine.

Speaker 2 What's that?

Speaker 3 We are pushing pasta, okay?

Speaker 15 This is a secret.

Speaker 3 This is a big secret. Okay.
Okay. For prices, ungodly prices.

Speaker 2 How much? So

Speaker 2 how much are you selling it for? For how much of the pasta?

Speaker 3 We got a tortellini. Okay.

Speaker 3 One tortellini noodle.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 Going for 55 grand. So people are buying.

Speaker 2 $55,000.

Speaker 2 I can afford it. I can afford it.
Why? How so?

Speaker 3 From your movies?

Speaker 2 Yeah, from Jungle and Picnic on the Hanging Rock. Picnic?

Speaker 3 Jungle. That's a movie?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's a movie. That sounds very bad.

Speaker 3 That sounds very bad. What do you think?

Speaker 2 Hanging rock.

Speaker 3 Picnic and hanging rock.

Speaker 2 Hanging.

Speaker 3 What is she saying?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. She's from Ohio.

Speaker 2 I don't know what she's doing.

Speaker 3 I never got along too good with people from Ohio.

Speaker 2 Really? Why? I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 3 They never understood what I stood for.

Speaker 2 Which one of you are coughing right now, by the way? Is it MC Sugar Butt or is it Italiano Jones?

Speaker 2 Both of us.

Speaker 2 I ain't talking at the same time.

Speaker 3 Scott, have you gotten COVID?

Speaker 2 That's a HIPAA violation for you asking. Well, he fisher got it down.
If he says that, he fisheries. I don't like you commenting on it.
Anytime anyone says it's a HIPAA violation, you know that's it.

Speaker 2 I absolutely got it.

Speaker 3 He's commenting on my body.

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 But it's because he's a misogynist and he doesn't with everybody.

Speaker 3 Well, the thing is, I'm a man, baby.

Speaker 2 I know, but that's how internalized it is. I'm a reverse misogynist.

Speaker 2 He's an everything misogynist.

Speaker 2 So, anyway, okay.

Speaker 3 I I just, okay, we got other kinds of pasta.

Speaker 2 I don't really have time to get this. Okay, so what's the other kind of shenanigans that we got?

Speaker 3 This entire podcast should be called shenanigans.

Speaker 2 Should it? We should change the non-can't name.

Speaker 3 We should change the name of this podcast.

Speaker 2 What if in its 13th year we suddenly changed to just shenanigans?

Speaker 3 Yeah, straight up shenanigans. That's the one.

Speaker 2 And someone who's changed my name, it can do wonders for you. I mean, you know, this show, I hate it when shows change their name.

Speaker 2 Like, they have like one or two years under their belt, and suddenly they're like, hey, we're changing our name to something different.

Speaker 2 It's like everyone who loved the old name is like, this is a betrayal.

Speaker 2 I kind of think you guys could use some rebranding, though, because really?

Speaker 2 Yeah, because there's been some stuff, you know, you kind of want to get away from, you know, pest Scott stuff that you've done. Oh, that you probably

Speaker 2 Scott stuff. Scott.
Pest stuff in the pest. Oh, right.
You want to escape?

Speaker 3 Scott, I do think, I don't think it's a bad idea because look what Ryan Artess did. His name is now Metal World Peace.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it gives people something to talk about. Yeah.
Just like Bonnie Rayett said.

Speaker 3 I don't know what she or they said. I don't know.

Speaker 2 You don't know John Rayett's daughter?

Speaker 3 Who is stop?

Speaker 2 The lead in Oklahoma? Stop.

Speaker 3 I was too busy studying the word. Stop.
Now, Scott, do me a favor and stop.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'll say, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 I was too busy studying the word in Florida. And so.

Speaker 2 What's your favorite Bible verse, speaking of the word?

Speaker 2 Let me think. Not to put you on the spot, but I mean, there's so many good ones.

Speaker 3 Let me think. Let me think.

Speaker 2 John 3.

Speaker 3 Barilla 3-2.

Speaker 2 What is Barilla 3?

Speaker 3 Barilla 3-2 says, He that eats good gon be good. And that's just the word.

Speaker 2 I do remember that from school.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Italy.

Speaker 3 I'm going to ask you something I've been meaning to ask you for years. Please.
Are you shy?

Speaker 2 Your voice is so meek.

Speaker 2 Almost as if you're apologizing anytime you talk. I'm sorry.
I think the old men should behave like Attiliana Giants. Apologetically, meekly, standing in a little corner like he is over there.

Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying. I'm in that corner, by the way.
Okay, I'm sorry for standing in your corner. See, he apologized.

Speaker 2 If he sat in one of these chairs, I know for a fact, he would go, Scuzz, you mind if I could put

Speaker 2 it.

Speaker 2 Say it the way that it was said. Scuz, you're a bad guy.

Speaker 3 Don't let Italiano fool you. You're not being shy.

Speaker 2 Do you mind if I tuck my penis?

Speaker 2 No, see being shy.

Speaker 2 Do whatever you like.

Speaker 2 Yeah, let's put your penis wherever you want.

Speaker 3 If you're going to tuck it, tuck it now, because we got to go in a bit. Listen, if you're going to tuck it, tuck it now.
The reality is, Italiano is not shy. I was just picking at him, poking at him.

Speaker 3 The reality is, the mob is looking for us.

Speaker 2 That actually was dramatic. Yeah, that was.

Speaker 3 Can you imagine the mob looking for a clergyman?

Speaker 2 I said, I can send you a message.

Speaker 2 That's like something out of sister act.

Speaker 2 Which Tony Colette was in.

Speaker 2 What she and Whoopee Goldberg.

Speaker 2 Whoopi Goldberg.

Speaker 3 Whoopee Goldberg was in Ghost, a movie I did just watch last week in Lisbon.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 3 I just thought.

Speaker 2 I have a friend, by the way,

Speaker 2 who was going to be on a podcast talking about it and didn't bother to watch it. And you just happened to watch that.

Speaker 3 That is weird as hell. Why would anybody do that?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 3 Hello. Okay, listen to me, please, because we are in a hurry.

Speaker 2 We have to take a look at it. Okay, we have to take a break in a second, but no, no, no, no, we can't.
Say what you want to say. We can't take a break.

Speaker 3 Tell your sponsors, we can't take a break.

Speaker 2 We're not going to take a break this episode.

Speaker 3 I was going to say something worse, but I changed my mind because I like to say less. Okay.
So, here's the thing:

Speaker 3 what is Scott short for? It's what everybody wants to know.

Speaker 2 That's what you stopped everything for asking me.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Well, can I take a guess? What?

Speaker 2 Sure, go.

Speaker 2 I think his real name, his long name, is

Speaker 15 Scottathin. Scottathin.

Speaker 2 Scott of Thin, okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 That is. Am I going to say if you're right or not?

Speaker 3 Scottie shaming a little bit, Scott of Thin.

Speaker 2 I can't.

Speaker 2 I fucking burned you. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Let me see Sugar Bullet.

Speaker 2 Get a bar. I can make you Scott of Thin.

Speaker 2 You only have one minute to win.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Have you ever said more than two lines in a row?

Speaker 3 I'm glad we let him do that.

Speaker 2 Get that one off. I'm glad.

Speaker 15 I think Scott

Speaker 3 is short for

Speaker 3 slutty,

Speaker 3 slutty,

Speaker 3 cushy.

Speaker 2 Or you think it's an acronym. Oogly.

Speaker 2 Oogly. Oogly.

Speaker 2 For sure. Ugh.
Tall. Titty titty.

Speaker 3 Titty titty.

Speaker 2 Say you're just insulting me. And then the why.
Sometimes there's a why.

Speaker 3 There's a why. What do you think the why is for, Becky?

Speaker 2 Yuck. Yuck.

Speaker 2 Mm, yuck.

Speaker 2 Well, look, I will reveal what it's short for, but we have to take this break, of course.

Speaker 2 But when we come back, I didn't even get to talk about pasta like that.

Speaker 3 And that's my biggest regret.

Speaker 2 When we come back, you'll have a chance to talk about pasta. You can say whatever you want about pasta, okay?

Speaker 2 But when we come back, we'll have more from Bicky, aka Lily Sullivan, more from Pasta Pasta, more from MC Sugar, but more from Mataliano Jones.

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Speaker 2 Company Bang Bang, we're back here. We have Bicky from the gym, aka Lily Jane Sullivan, Yes.
Star of Mental. Mental Picnic or Hanging Rock.
Picner Hanging Rock. Stomper Trumper.
Stomper Trumper.

Speaker 2 So many great films. Welcome to the show.
We also have MC Sugarbat is here. I don't mean to brag.
I don't mean to boast. But Scott hadn't seen the movie Ghost.

Speaker 2 See what happens when we give him a break.

Speaker 2 He comes up with his best stuff.

Speaker 2 He just Peters out the closer we get to the next commercial. Peter.

Speaker 2 You get your Peter out.

Speaker 3 Peter was a disciple.

Speaker 2 Scott got his Peter out.

Speaker 2 Scott.

Speaker 3 Yeah, please, Tuck.

Speaker 2 Oh, by the way, it's short for Ascot. Ascot.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 You know, guys, I do like that. Ask.

Speaker 2 Ascot.

Speaker 3 It could be ask Scott. It could be as

Speaker 3 Scott.

Speaker 3 It could be as Scott said it. It could be.

Speaker 3 A.

Speaker 2 Have you Petered out?

Speaker 2 Please, Tuck. Please Tuck.
At least what you're saying is all I can do is really good.

Speaker 3 No, no, no. I don't need to tuck mine.
Mine literally does crawl into my body.

Speaker 2 Oh, it makes a little slide whistle sound when it does it, too.

Speaker 2 There it goes. And there it goes.
It's tucked up. Oh, okay.

Speaker 15 And so, listen.

Speaker 2 Pastor, Pastor, you wanted to talk about possible.

Speaker 3 Well, yeah, but I did. Don't tell me I'm a pastor, so I kind of have, I do what the God talks to me.

Speaker 2 Okay, because God's talking through you.

Speaker 3 And exactly.

Speaker 2 You're the conduit.

Speaker 3 Con, just do it.

Speaker 2 Come on, y'all.

Speaker 3 Okay, well, I guess I could go straight to hell because y'all don't appreciate my family.

Speaker 2 When you're having me come here all the way from here, what does God want you to do?

Speaker 3 You had me come here all the way from Texas.

Speaker 2 Are you from Texas? No, I thought you were from Texas. But I was spending some time with you.
You were there.

Speaker 3 I was spending some time there with a lady.

Speaker 2 What do you want to say?

Speaker 3 I wanted to say that I only asked you if you drowned because I, in fact, have drowned and passed away one time.

Speaker 2 One time? Wyclef?

Speaker 3 Wyclef Jean,

Speaker 3 which stands for.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 15 Did you just name an acronym?

Speaker 3 Just enough assets now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, the whole

Speaker 2 Haiti charity thing. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, what was the whole thing? Say more, but say less.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of,

Speaker 2 you know, the alt title of this show, Shenanigans.

Speaker 3 Something we should Google, huh?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 He was taking money. Make it your next Google.
Was he taking money?

Speaker 2 Google? Make that my next appointment. Can you guys hear my stomach?

Speaker 2 Yeah. No, why? What is it doing? He was just making some like.

Speaker 3 I've got some pasta for you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, here. Oh, you've brought several dishes of pasta.

Speaker 2 During the break, you were whipping things up. You weren't.

Speaker 2 for us here.

Speaker 3 What I'm here to push, pasta.

Speaker 2 So, which pastas am I pushing? Well,

Speaker 3 totalini, we got that.

Speaker 3 We said that.

Speaker 2 We're just going to repeat everything that was said in the last segment. No.

Speaker 3 Plot twist is we got a thick spaghetti. Oh, thick.
A thick spaghetti.

Speaker 2 So, isn't it a fittuccine? Yeah, that's just a fettuccine.

Speaker 3 No, no, because the thick spaghetti, its measurements are 24.

Speaker 2 Whoa, 19. Whoa, 37.
Whoa, maybe if she's five, two.

Speaker 2 That's how we call it.

Speaker 2 That's how we call it. Thinks it's common.

Speaker 3 You call it thick spaghetti.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 These are like.

Speaker 2 First of all, they're not, you know, completely. I mean, it's three totally different measurements.

Speaker 2 I love my thick spaghetti. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Just like you love your rice.

Speaker 2 I love my curvy spirit.

Speaker 2 I love it.

Speaker 3 Most spaghetti is curvy. Once you get it on the plate, curvy.

Speaker 4 That's the thing.

Speaker 2 When you buy it, it's so straight.

Speaker 3 It's so straight and rigid.

Speaker 2 It's so rigid. And then you cook it up, and suddenly you got a curvy, wobbly mess.

Speaker 3 And that's why I love it, though, because that's life. You don't want to be rigid.
Don't nobody want to be rigid.

Speaker 2 That's a life lesson.

Speaker 3 Get wet.

Speaker 3 Because guess what?

Speaker 3 Cooked pasta gets wet.

Speaker 2 Everybody strains it. This is perfect for wet months.

Speaker 2 Oh, sick. You got to strain the pasta.

Speaker 3 You got to strain it. Everybody go through some strains.

Speaker 2 If that ain't the truth. That's why I said about the tortilla.

Speaker 2 with the

Speaker 3 archiving okay and people have been in hot water before everybody been in hot water oh yeah so this is a metaphor and it's almost like you're preaching exactly

Speaker 2 i finally get your thing now exactly and you didn't let me get

Speaker 3 two episodes no well you didn't let me get to it last time because you were too busy asking phoebe bridges about her mother and her mother wasn't on the podcast so it was sort of like look you have phoebe bridges on the show and and don't ask about her mother.

Speaker 3 I mean, what in the hell?

Speaker 2 I don't know how any interviewer does it.

Speaker 3 You don't know how insulted I was, Scott, because I kept it to myself. How insulted?

Speaker 2 Where are you?

Speaker 3 I was insulted. Big insulted.

Speaker 2 Scale of one to ten.

Speaker 3 One to very insulted? Sure.

Speaker 2 Hmm.

Speaker 3 Very, very insulted. How about them apples?

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 She's mentioning another food, so that means she's really scared.

Speaker 3 By the way, you're in.

Speaker 2 It's not she. It's a he.

Speaker 3 And what's going on with the misgendering?

Speaker 2 Well, I would argue we should all just go by thigh. Yeah, let's all change.
Well, that's too confusing, like, trying to figure out every single person that you've ever met.

Speaker 2 Speaking of change, everyone just go by that.

Speaker 3 Change the name of this podcast to bullshit.

Speaker 2 What? Don't you think they'd allow it?

Speaker 3 Yeah, who is they? Who is that?

Speaker 2 Team Cook in the Apple Corporation? Oh, Tim. Is it Ainsis?

Speaker 2 Team Cook.

Speaker 3 They need to change the name of their products to pasta.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the thing. He's a cook.
It's right there in his name, and suddenly he's making computers.

Speaker 3 Don't nobody want cooked apples. Apple pie is overrated, overrated, first row.
Yeah, I said it.

Speaker 2 Whoa!

Speaker 2 What about caramel apples?

Speaker 3 Oh, all of them overrated. Apples, an apple a day didn't keep the doctor away from me.
I just got a colonoscopy.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 How did it go? Literally sheep.

Speaker 3 It was literal shit.

Speaker 2 Did they need to put you out for it? Was it a big mees?

Speaker 3 It's a big mech. What? A big miss is this?

Speaker 2 A big mees. Was it a swing and a miss?

Speaker 2 It was. No, they didn't.
Taliano, what do you have to say? I just wanted to say, when you said Phoebe Bridges, it reminded me of a game we used to play in a La Midgesco called BB Bridges. BB Bridges?

Speaker 2 We should play that. Oh, that's

Speaker 2 good. It's fun.

Speaker 2 What happens is if you say a word that begins with a B, you have to say BB Bridges before everybody punches you. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 3 So if you say a word that starts...

Speaker 2 Wow, almost got it. Okay.
Well,

Speaker 2 but if we say BB Bridgers... No, you got to say it before somebody hits you.

Speaker 3 Before they get to hit you. But we are so far apart right now.

Speaker 2 I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to to hit someone. I'm going to throw my water glass at you instead.
By the way, BB Bridges, I said B.

Speaker 3 I got a bow and arrow.

Speaker 2 There, you got it. Damn it.

Speaker 3 Damn it. Not my chest.

Speaker 2 Please don't do my chest.

Speaker 3 Don't do my chest.

Speaker 3 My organs are loose inside.

Speaker 2 Now, what's going on in there? Because I noticed your penis

Speaker 2 went all the way back in. Is it like jarring everything in there?

Speaker 3 Well, the colonoscopy really freaked me out. That's when my penis first started running back inside me.
No. Because has everyone here gotten their yearly colonoscopy?

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 I do one every month.

Speaker 2 I'm not old enough. Just to be sure.

Speaker 3 You're not old enough. Siano, we're the same age.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm not old enough. I had to get a colonoscopy for work for myself.
And by the way, who gave it to you? The director? What kind of movies?

Speaker 3 What kind of movies are you doing?

Speaker 2 See, the latest movie that I'm doing is with.

Speaker 3 Because you know I'm a producer as well.

Speaker 2 Oh, I did.

Speaker 3 No. Yeah, I'm an executive producer.
Wow. Who's to say somebody's not an executive producer?

Speaker 2 That's the thing. I mean, anyone can please to sigh.
That's that's what every they say, so many actors are out of work. Anyone can call themselves an actor.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And then everyone's out of work.

Speaker 3 Exactly. You could call yourself a writer, you can call yourself an actor, you can call yourself a doctor, see patients,

Speaker 3 and really get yourself in some hot water.

Speaker 2 So, you most recently, I'm going to be one of the hosts on the Great British Bake Off.

Speaker 3 Okay, uh, by the way, you're going to be a host. Oh,

Speaker 2 you said bake-off. BB Heritage.

Speaker 2 Scott has hit a woman! Scott has hit a woman. You said dude, that's part of the game.

Speaker 2 You want to kill me?

Speaker 3 Scott just hit a woman.

Speaker 2 He just punched a woman with his clothes.

Speaker 2 How dare you, especially when I'm hearing success?

Speaker 2 And that's why I mean to punch you when you're down and out. You're punching me when I'm telling you about my success.
Can we just be bad? Which is so typical. Can we just colour now, be really Jane?

Speaker 2 Okay, so my so the person that did my colour now, he was Paul from right

Speaker 2 be bike

Speaker 2 anglose

Speaker 2 ow he punched me in the head you just gotta say bib bridges all you have to say is bb bridges he punched her in the head you always

Speaker 2 i had to say bib bridges before i say

Speaker 2 a bidges oh i didn't by the way you just said before

Speaker 2 oh he punched me in the gut

Speaker 2 i'm gonna get you everywhere

Speaker 2 so uh when i was a host i'm hosting great bridge bake up bb bridges oh that's so close and um by by the way my fist is literally one inch you were going for my uterus actually you sick ass

Speaker 2 anyway um paul from great british just bake up bibi bridges

Speaker 3 hey i don't want to say you do give me a colonoscopy i don't want to play this game i just want to declare because if i get hit i'm getting a gun

Speaker 2 and it's going and that's not going to be a little playground.

Speaker 2 I will say,

Speaker 2 but I will say, I felt pretty safe about the whole thing because Prue was there.

Speaker 2 Oh, so Prue, she's got a warm, welcoming air about her. Yeah, so she was she aimed me a little booze, and we sort of

Speaker 3 hitting her so hard some of her beneath just fell out.

Speaker 2 She just punched my boobies, baby bridges. Oh, damn it.

Speaker 3 Did he get the part of the boobies down by the shins and the one by the.

Speaker 2 I don't care, Scott.

Speaker 2 I'm Teflon. I don't give a damn.

Speaker 2 I'm going to punch her anytime you say it. I'm Teflon.
If you don't say Bibi Bridges, did you say you want to go down, Scott, in history?

Speaker 3 Bad babies beat bats.

Speaker 2 Bat. I knew the COVID bat.
What? Taliano.

Speaker 2 Did it come from Italy?

Speaker 2 He said bat BB Bridges.

Speaker 2 I'm punching him.

Speaker 3 Don't get in no hot water now, Italiano. Cause I just see it now.
Don't get in no hot water.

Speaker 2 You knew the COVID bat, B.B Bridges?

Speaker 3 Taliano, then we're going to have to strain you.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. And then you go,

Speaker 2 oh,

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know, BB Bridges. Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 Well, guys, look, we're running out of time.

Speaker 15 You can't get to talk about possibilities.

Speaker 2 You have to because you want to come back. I think I gave you cheese.
I can't give you any cheese. No, no.

Speaker 2 Come back.

Speaker 2 I apologize. Come back.
We'll

Speaker 2 pucotini.

Speaker 2 I think I got you there.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 2 We only have

Speaker 2 one thing left to do, and that is, of course, a little something called plug.

Speaker 2 to grab that plug, put it in the wall. I'm gonna grab my hand, throw it down the drawers.
Grab your dick, shove it in my ass.

Speaker 2 What? Gonna make some, gonna do some. Yeah, this time for plugs.

Speaker 2 Gonna make some, gonna do some. Yeah, it's time for plugs.

Speaker 2 To grieve you, deacon, put it my bad.

Speaker 2 I guess I didn't hear that. I was zoning out for a second.

Speaker 3 Listen, I understand that happens, right? Whatever, ain't no sex. But I've never heard it put so explicitly on what seemed like an otherwise.

Speaker 2 It seemed like an anodyne. Yeah.
Yeah, I thought, well,

Speaker 2 this was unexpected. I'm not judging it, but it definitely caught me off guard.

Speaker 2 You said but. Did I? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did you know I saw it? He didn't.

Speaker 2 No, that I did. I ain't really hurt.

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, oh, no. We're gonna go to hospital.
Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Alright, guys, what are we plugging?

Speaker 2 Bicky for uh BB Bridges. Bicky.

Speaker 2 What do you want to plug?

Speaker 2 Oh, God, this is gonna be hard to plug. I have so many credits to plug.

Speaker 2 Let me get it started here.

Speaker 3 I'd like to

Speaker 2 I'd like to plug my movie Mintel, my movie Rake,

Speaker 2 Galore,

Speaker 2 Camp, where I play Marina Barker.

Speaker 2 I'd like to blog.

Speaker 2 I'd like to plug Jungle. I'd like to vlog Romper Stomper.
That's six episodes where I play Petra.

Speaker 2 Picky Picklicker Hanging Rock.

Speaker 2 Dark place.

Speaker 2 Bark Skins.

Speaker 2 gosh, we both got

Speaker 2 to plug I Met a Girl, Evil Dead Rise, I played Beth.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 good!

Speaker 2 I'd also like to plug my

Speaker 2 new favorite podcast I've been listening to. This book changed my life on CBB Presents.
Oh, yeah, there's been a couple episodes of that.

Speaker 2 Yes, it's pretty good. I actually think it's the best podcast of all time.
Ow! Oh,

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry. I could pray for you and i i i would be remiss if i didn't plug the other lily sullivan because they're porce the little girl she needs all the help she can get

Speaker 2 at at

Speaker 2 l-i-l-y-i-l-y you follow her

Speaker 2 i don't follow you when you say that those are incomprehensible letters at l-i-l-yoil

Speaker 2 all right people can follow her there mc sugar bow what you want to plug i like to plug herbale i don't have no husband don't have no wife. You keep saying that you don't have a husband or a wife.

Speaker 2 Do you want that to change? Yes, I like both. I'm bisexual.

Speaker 2 I think bisexual people should be able to have a husband and a wife. Yeah, polygamy.

Speaker 2 I, I, did you say you look at me? I said polygamy.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Because I turned my head like, she wants me to look at her. Look at me.

Speaker 2 People, look at me.

Speaker 2 I'd like to plug

Speaker 2 NBC's Grand Crew. Oh, it's a new

Speaker 2 show I watch.

Speaker 2 Tuesday nights, 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's a good show.
That's on NBC. Good cast.
Can I plug something to Scott? Oh, yeah, Italiano.

Speaker 2 I'd like to plug a podcast I listen to called The Flagrant Ones, hosted by Carl Todd and the boys, Phoebe Bridges. I said Phoebe Bridges.

Speaker 2 I thought you said Phoebe Bridges.

Speaker 2 I told you that she was a host.

Speaker 2 You hit me. Ow.
I'm sorry. It's the time for plugs.
Oh, my God. Is it Charles? Hey, Scott, how's it going? Classic Charles.
How did I end up here? Oh, my my God. How are you here? Snoring, Trump.

Speaker 2 I thought I got out of the studio, but now I'm in some backyard. Oh, my God, Charles.
It's incredible to see you. Gotta go.
Oh,

Speaker 2 I thought you wanted to plug something? Okay. Never mind.

Speaker 2 That Flagrant Ones podcast. Did those guys ever drop the act? I still don't know.
Okay, great. Also, I like to plug another podcast called XOXO Gossip Kings.
Oh. Hosted by Carl Thart and Lamar Woods.

Speaker 2 Okay. Where they rewatch Gossip Girl.
Wow, that sounds like a good show. Those two are very funny.
Yeah. Okay.
Pastor Passo, what do you want to plug?

Speaker 3 Thank you for asking me. I thought you'd never get to me because, again, you invited me here, barely spoke to me, didn't let me get.

Speaker 2 I don't give a damn.

Speaker 3 I don't give a damn.

Speaker 15 It don't bother me.

Speaker 2 So one time you've tried to hit someone, it don't bother me. Mojad vines.
You know,

Speaker 2 my head vines.

Speaker 3 I have been hit. I've been hitting this life harder than any of you could ever hit me.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 2 Okay. So what do you want to plug now?

Speaker 3 But hit me, though, because we got to keep the thing going.

Speaker 2 Okay. Just

Speaker 3 I want to plug Rotini.

Speaker 2 I want to plug

Speaker 3 Orchette.

Speaker 3 I want to plug Lasagne.

Speaker 3 I want to plug macaroni as a pasta.

Speaker 2 Yes, we know.

Speaker 2 You say that like you're teaching us something. I wasn't going to fight you on it.

Speaker 3 I want to plug Campanelle.

Speaker 2 Campanelle. I mean, I want to plug ZT.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 Penny.

Speaker 2 Linguine. Okay.
Linguine.

Speaker 3 Manicote.

Speaker 2 She's gonna run, or he's gonna run out at some point, I think.

Speaker 3 I wanna plug Trophy.

Speaker 2 Trophy?

Speaker 3 Have you ever had Trophy El Pesto in the pesto region of Italy? I don't. You haven't, because you haven't been to Italy.

Speaker 3 Cause all you had was the receipts and condoms to show for your little trip that never happened.

Speaker 2 I wanna plug Orzo.

Speaker 3 I wanna plug

Speaker 3 Mafaldini.

Speaker 3 I want to plug.

Speaker 2 I know all of these. I want to plug peachy.

Speaker 2 Peachy.

Speaker 2 I want to plug egg noodles. Egg noodles.
That's a straggler chocolate. That's a strap.
Have you ever had beef stroker now? I want to plug fusilli.

Speaker 2 I got you, Nataliano Jones.

Speaker 3 I want to plug gagonelli, delicious, by the way.

Speaker 2 I already made it one.

Speaker 3 With a kind of a runny egg on top of it.

Speaker 2 Oh, damn. That seems good as...

Speaker 3 I don't like a runny egg, but I've been told that's delicious at a restaurant in New York City called La Tussi. Anyway, want to plug?

Speaker 2 I love how slow this is going.

Speaker 2 That's gonna be taking a little long time and more.

Speaker 3 Agnolatti.

Speaker 2 All right, we only have time for 12 more. Okay, understood.
Understood.

Speaker 3 Jemily.

Speaker 2 Jemily.

Speaker 2 Jemily in Paris.

Speaker 2 Jemily in Pali.

Speaker 2 I want to plug.

Speaker 2 S-C-I-A-S-C-R-T-E-E-L-L.

Speaker 3 I want to plug

Speaker 3 Vermicelli. Vim.
Or Vermicelli, maybe.

Speaker 2 Yeah, then you can do it. Vermicelli when it's a say without the CH.

Speaker 3 Hey, chop into Italy.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was doing.

Speaker 3 I want to plug

Speaker 2 Carver Toppy. I want to plug.
I'm almost through, Scott. Please.

Speaker 2 My eyes are big.

Speaker 2 Come on, Scott.

Speaker 3 You didn't let me.

Speaker 2 Okay. All right.

Speaker 2 Only time for nine more.

Speaker 3 Nine more. Papradelin.

Speaker 3 Oh, yes. Calamarata.

Speaker 3 Casso.

Speaker 2 Casso Jesus.

Speaker 2 All right, enough.

Speaker 15 Enough.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 No more.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know it. Oh, I know.
Just one last one. One last one.
Oh, I know.

Speaker 3 Because this could be the last time I'm on this podcast.

Speaker 2 I think it might.

Speaker 2 That's going to be my decision, not yours.

Speaker 3 I think it's the last time. So I just want to say, can I have two more?

Speaker 2 Okay, two more.

Speaker 3 Radiatory.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 2 And I want to look. The last one is

Speaker 2 Rotelli.

Speaker 3 It's the little spin wheels.

Speaker 2 Oh, thank God he said those last two. Thank God.

Speaker 2 Thank God.

Speaker 2 Fast has changed my life. Okay, okay.
So it's okay. This is getting very emotional for you.

Speaker 2 All right. I want to plug.
Look, hey, if you want to listen to episodes of this show, all the entire 738 before this came out and all the live episodes, head over to cbbworld.com.

Speaker 2 We also have great shows like the Andy Daily Podcast Project, where he's doing bonanas for bonanza. We have the aforementioned This Book Changed My Life with Lily Sullivan as part of CBB Presents.

Speaker 2 Uh, we just put out a great CBB presents with Randy Snuts. Uh,

Speaker 2 so good.

Speaker 2 Randy Snuts just had an episode that was a great one, and uh, where he hosted his own show.

Speaker 2 And of course, Scott hasn't seen just last week we watched Foot Loose with Weird Al Yankovic, uh, and we're watching Flash Dance this week.

Speaker 2 All right, let's close up the old plug bag, and this is exciting. This is our very first closing up the plug bag remix.
Here we go

Speaker 2 now.

Speaker 2 Take one hand, put it up,

Speaker 2 take the other, put it down.

Speaker 2 You're gonna make a box, it's time to start to close it.

Speaker 2 But don't close it too much, or you open up that block bag.

Speaker 2 We're opening up that plug bag.

Speaker 2 And when you open up that plug bag, you open up your heart for the rest of the world.

Speaker 2 Stop talking, open up the plug bag.

Speaker 2 Open up the plug bag.

Speaker 2 Open up the plug bag as high as you can. Then you open up your heart.
Open up a dumb bag.

Speaker 2 Still going? Nope. I think that's it.
Wow, that was,

Speaker 2 let's see, that was Christopher Rod Stewart with Closing the Plug Bag Theme 2022.

Speaker 2 By the way, the opening of the plug bag theme, that was this is your brain on plugs with plugs. Want to make sure to plug both of those guys.
Thank you so much for the, that was great.

Speaker 2 And we heard the small chat robot as part of that theme. That was wonderful.
Guys, I want to thank you so much. First of all,

Speaker 2 Bicky, aka Lily Sullivan. I want to thank you so much.
Lily Jane Sullivan. Sorry.
Lily John Sullivan. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 So great to see you.

Speaker 2 Continued success to you.

Speaker 2 Is that something you can wish to someone?

Speaker 2 Continued success to you. I wish good success for you.

Speaker 2 Okay. Even though, you know, in my opinion, you in person, you're, you know, just not as hot as your photos.

Speaker 2 You know what? Again, I don't really take it personally because I know there's something drained. Ow!

Speaker 2 You said because.

Speaker 2 You said because.

Speaker 4 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 All right. Italiano Jones.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
You're so polite. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for having me, Scott. Thank you for having me.
I appreciate it. And MC Sugarbud.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 No rhyme?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, rhymes with hell yeah. All this time we buy no owl.
Shit. Cinnamon toast trunch.

Speaker 2 Trunch?

Speaker 2 And, of course, Pastor Pasta.

Speaker 3 Thank you for having me, Scott. I will be back.

Speaker 2 You will, oh. I will be back.

Speaker 3 I just want to say I'll be back. I know where y'all do it now.
So I'll be back.

Speaker 2 You've said being back about eight times, by the way. Seems like a threat, almost like

Speaker 2 a cheese quake. Anybody want an herbal life shake? Oh, very good.
All right. We'll see you next time.
Thanks. Bye.

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