Don’t Call Me Daddy (Kerri Kenney-Silver, Dan Lippert, Austin Williams)

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Speaker 10 Every bone in my leg is named Greg. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
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Speaker 10 But welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Ackerman.
This is a great show. Today, of course, we are closing out Bride Month.
Now, a lot of people in June celebrate Bride Month.

Speaker 10 We celebrate Bride Month because every A-Block guest this month was supposed to be women. And then one dropped out.
and so we had a man last week. Anyway,

Speaker 10 it's still bride month, as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 10 And we're closing out strong. But before we get to her, let me tell you who's coming up a little later.

Speaker 10 We have a very special PSA.

Speaker 10 We have a mother coming in to give us a very special PSA. And

Speaker 10 that's the rest of the show.

Speaker 10 I said it was a great show. I don't know.

Speaker 6 So far, so good.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, you're a great guest.

Speaker 6 I mean, look at me already. Right out of the gate.

Speaker 10 Right out of the gate, we have a movie and TV star.

Speaker 6 Oh, who is it going to be?

Speaker 10 It's you, Madame.

Speaker 6 Oh, my goodness, the bride of the day.

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Speaker 10 We are closing out bride month with a very special guest. She's making her first appearance on the podcast, if you can believe it.

Speaker 10 But of course, most listeners know her as Meryl Hm from the Comedy Bang Bang TV show.

Speaker 6 Everybody's talking about it. That's right, from the Weirdo.

Speaker 10 Yankovic wears a Hawaiian shirt episode.

Speaker 6 That's right. I think I had a bag of potato chips shaped like people.

Speaker 10 That's right. Yes.
Very fun. That was such a fun time.

Speaker 6 Everybody's talking about it.

Speaker 10 Have you worked since then? No.

Speaker 6 So I've actually been in your driveway the whole time waiting to be brought in.

Speaker 10 No, of course, we know her as

Speaker 10 for now, how long has it been on Reno 911? Is it the first time?

Speaker 6 We did the pilot in 2000.

Speaker 10 2025 years. This is the 25th anniversary?

Speaker 6 Kind of. We didn't air till 2003.

Speaker 10 Okay, well, you could celebrate that in 2028.

Speaker 6 That'll be another podcast. Yes.
Oh, just a podcast. I'll just wait here.

Speaker 10 Okay, great.

Speaker 10 You know her as Officer Trudy Weigel in that.

Speaker 10 You know her as she's been all over your television and film screens, and now she has a new television show on Netflix called The Four Seasons. I do.
You do.

Speaker 10 And we're going to talk about it right here on the show. Carrie did it.
Carrie Kenny Silver is here. Hi, Carrie.
Hi. Thank you for having me.
It's so wonderful to have you on the show.

Speaker 10 You're one of the bucket list guests.

Speaker 6 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 10 You've turned it down every week. I send you a request every week.
Sometimes twice a week. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 Sometimes you just show up.

Speaker 10 That's true with my recording equipment in tow. No, thank you.
Yeah, but finally you have something that you want to get the word out about. That's it.

Speaker 6 That's what it is. I'm making a worldwide plea for people to please watch the four seasons.
Although, I will say the amount of people that have already watched is absolutely shocking to me.

Speaker 10 It's astronomical, it's always number one or number two on Netflix. In the world, in the world, worldwide.
Like, what is that? I don't know. It's crazy to be part of something so popular.

Speaker 6 It is,

Speaker 10 especially for me.

Speaker 6 Well, I didn't either until a month ago.

Speaker 10 You've been stuck doing this Reno 911 show for 25 years.

Speaker 6 I've been very happily swimming in the lane of alt comedy since 1992.

Speaker 10 Now, alt stands, it's short for salt, is that right? That's correct. Salt comedy.
That's correct.

Speaker 6 Now we're getting all peppery.

Speaker 10 And the four seasons, first, let's say what it is. It is, how macro should I get? It's,

Speaker 10 do I need to explain television?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I think so. We have time, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah, tubes.

Speaker 10 TV still have television.

Speaker 6 You're doing great. You're doing great.

Speaker 10 Tubes, cathodes,

Speaker 10 visual images.

Speaker 6 Don't forget the buttons.

Speaker 10 Oh, no. Now I'm just doing Nicole Kidman.
Visual images

Speaker 10 on a screen.

Speaker 10 But yes, the buttons rewind, pause.

Speaker 10 TiVo came around in around

Speaker 10 1999, 2000. It allowed us to pause our television screens.

Speaker 6 Well, if you're fancy, like you, I still have the remote that's attached by a string to the TV.

Speaker 10 Is this like a wax string, like one of those telephone?

Speaker 6 It's like a Twizzler.

Speaker 10 Oh, okay. Yeah.
I think you could just bite that off. Yeah.
A lot like you.

Speaker 6 I don't think it's not a real television.

Speaker 10 Yeah. What do you watch on it?

Speaker 6 Nothing.

Speaker 6 There's nothing on there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't think this is real.

Speaker 6 I don't think so either.

Speaker 10 I'm such a sucker. You got to watch the four seasons on a real television.
Let's talk about it. It is a television show.
It's on Netflix.

Speaker 10 Currently, there's only one season. And

Speaker 10 when we talk about a season, I know it's confusing because the show is called the four seasons.

Speaker 6 So you're like expecting to go on Netflix like okay let's watch four seasons of this television show yeah have you found that people are confused I think the first thing people were confused about was because of white lotus when they saw the trailer for this they thought oh this is about the four seasons the hotel the hotel yeah it is not it is based on a movie written and directed by Alan Alda in 1981 now Alan Alda we all know him and love him as that wonderful television doctor I'm talking of course about Dr.

Speaker 6 Gabriel Lawrence on ER This is the guy. You have nailed it.
Five episodes

Speaker 10 in season five. Yes.

Speaker 10 But he also did a bunch of other things. But

Speaker 10 he wrote and directed this movie back in the 80s. And you think it's about the four seasons.
And then

Speaker 10 the very first scene of the television show is everyone arriving at a place. And you're like, oh, boy, here comes the four seasons.
I'm going to get to see this gorgeous hotel. No, you're not.

Speaker 10 And then it's a house. It's a house.
And there's only one season of the show.

Speaker 6 They're so confusing.

Speaker 10 I don't get it, Carrie.

Speaker 6 I don't either. Just forget it.
Bye.

Speaker 10 Oh, my

Speaker 6 tiny little heels. My tiny little Barbie shoes on your floor, on your marble floor.

Speaker 10 Would you be in the sequel to Barbie if they asked you? Obviously.

Speaker 10 Who wouldn't? The hard-hitting questions.

Speaker 10 So this is a television show. It was created by Lang Fisher and Tracy Wigfield and Tina Faye.
Yep. Is that short for Christina

Speaker 10 Faye? Faye.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it is. Is it really? I don't know.
I don't know. Let's look her up.

Speaker 6 So far, your Google machine has not been doing a great job with research.

Speaker 10 Tina Faye.

Speaker 6 Elizabeth is her name, right?

Speaker 10 It is Elizabeth. And Tina is in quotes, which leads me to believe she's a liar.
That's just her stripper name. Oh, okay, got it.
Yeah. And she took it as a professional name.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 But this is a,

Speaker 10 it feels reductive to call it a sitcom, aka situational comedy.

Speaker 6 You know, it has a similar vibe to the 1981 film, which at the time, I just keep, you know,

Speaker 6 people use a lot of words to describe it. Like, is it this? Is it that? It just feels like real life to me.
There are some really dark dramatic moments. There is lots of levity.
There are,

Speaker 6 it's just,

Speaker 6 this is what drew me to it as an 11-year-old watching you watched it when you were 11 years old? A million times. And I can't tell you how many people of our generation have said that too.

Speaker 6 And I think back in the day, we didn't really separate children's programming with, you know, we had Zoom, we had Sesame Street and those things.

Speaker 10 When we say Zoom, this is a television program, by the way. We didn't have Zoom.
We didn't have Skype. Yeah.
Like all the kids use these days. They're always on Zooms.
They're always like, oh, daddy,

Speaker 10 let me join the Zoom. We didn't have

Speaker 6 Sony Walkmans like you do now.

Speaker 10 No,

Speaker 10 we had to walk, man, to school. That's all right.
I'll let that one go.

Speaker 6 It's fine. It's early.
It's not that early.

Speaker 10 I really should have worked all these out beforehand.

Speaker 6 No, but it was like, it was a, it had a, first of all, I think it was a summer when it was on a lot back when Cable would just play the summer.

Speaker 10 Did you have Cable when you were 11 years old?

Speaker 6 No, but my grandmother did.

Speaker 10 Yes. Wow.
So

Speaker 6 in the summer, you would just be like whatever was on is it on golden pond is it that but i also at the same time

Speaker 6 yeah exactly and tina said the same thing she's like why was 11 year old me so drawn to this story about divorce and all these i mean i think it's because my parents had recently been divorced it felt real to me there's carol brunette i love her there's alan all rita moreno all these people that you know from other things and that was the the that was the energy that tina wanted to bring to this.

Speaker 6 Wait a second. There's Will Forte.
I know him from SNL, but then there's Coleman Domingo.

Speaker 10 He has a, I know him from the SNL. He's Oscar nominated

Speaker 6 for this drama. And Carrie Kenny Silver, who she just came in off the street.
But, you know, bringing all these people from the- Steve Carell.

Speaker 10 We know him from the morning show. Hello.

Speaker 6 Hello. I mean, so it, it's, it feels to me

Speaker 6 like I know. We know him.
Now, listen, Toby, I didn't know was going to play my spoiler.

Speaker 10 How long have you known Toby? Because I've known him for now 20 years.

Speaker 6 The beginning. 30 years.
When I say the beginning, I mean, like, you know, since the beginning of my career, there was nothing before that.

Speaker 6 But Toby started doing Reno with us, like, almost in the beginning. Right.
And I did not know, nor did I have anything to do with the fact that he was casting out the shit.

Speaker 10 So the casting couch

Speaker 10 was not a part of the process in making this show.

Speaker 6 It was more like a settee.

Speaker 6 A fainting couch. A fainting couch.
Oh, I love that. I love a fainting couch.
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 10 I faint upwards of 20, 30 times a day, and I'm always like, where's the couch?

Speaker 6 I know. You might need to be seen for that.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I don't think it.

Speaker 10 I have an iron deficiency. Is that something that I need to look into? No.
No.

Speaker 6 Not these days. It's overrated.

Speaker 10 So you have Steve Carell, Will Forte, Tina Faye, Coleman Domingo, Marco Calvani, and yourself are the main six couples of this show.

Speaker 10 And it's called the Four Seasons because it actually, weirdly enough, takes place in all four seasons of the calendar year, the Roman Cranco calendar.

Speaker 6 Can you believe it? Spoiler alert. Now no one's going to watch it.

Speaker 10 Sorry.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I spoiled everything.

Speaker 6 It's

Speaker 6 a cozy.

Speaker 6 It's a cozy comedy that has like

Speaker 6 I think it's a CC, but you can, and you can also closed caption it. Sure, of course.

Speaker 10 You can if you want. Sure.

Speaker 6 And it just feels like this friend group and these, you know,

Speaker 6 of a certain generation, of our generation, which you don't get to see a lot on television.

Speaker 10 Oh, that's right. I, you know, every time I turn on the TV, everyone is like under five years old.
Yeah. I'm like, hold on.

Speaker 6 Wait a second. What shows are you watching?

Speaker 10 Let's see. I'm usually watching like Kids Pop.

Speaker 6 That might be part of the problem. There are other channels.
There are? Yeah. Where you can watch like 15 to 22 year olds.

Speaker 10 Oh, okay. Exclusively.
Yeah. I'll send you a link.
Okay. Thank you.
But yeah, this is for, not for, but it's about and regarding people in their 50s or something.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and you don't see that a lot. You don't see those full stories being told all that often.

Speaker 6 I was saying that, you know, 15 years ago as a woman in this business, as a 55-year-old woman, the best I could have hoped for at this stage in my career was

Speaker 6 The Wacky Neighbor or

Speaker 6 which I continue to play. It's my bread and butter online.

Speaker 10 I believe

Speaker 6 the Netflix show love yeah created by Paul Rust is the wacky neighbor love it but a woman of this age it used to be that the only opportunities really were the mother-in-law who comes in and wags her finger every five episodes and every she leaves and everyone rolls their eyes and goes that's my mom and so to have a meaty story uh for this generation i think is a really beautiful thing but also other generation i've been so surprised at how many young people have come up to me and said, Oh, I just watched it for the second time.

Speaker 10 Or, you know, it's so it's not because young people are going through, I'm sure, some of the same things that are happening to these characters.

Speaker 10 There are, not to spoil any of the twists and turns, it's almost like an M Night Shyamalan thing here.

Speaker 10 But, um, almost,

Speaker 10 if you know, his movies primarily were about divorcing. Sure, sure.

Speaker 10 Hey, let's go see Trap about that divorce.

Speaker 6 About the divorce, that's kind of funny, also.

Speaker 10 But it's about

Speaker 10 three couples and their travails and pitfalls and hardships in their each individual marriages and what they go through. And you have, some are saying the mediastrol of the six.

Speaker 10 You have there, there are tears shed.

Speaker 10 How did you do the tears scenes? Did you put divorce stuff in your eyes?

Speaker 6 I just shed them. You shed them.
I've been saving them up for you.

Speaker 10 Really?

Speaker 10 That's the way to do it.

Speaker 6 I mean, no one saw me in this way. And Sherry Thomas, the casting director, for her to pull me into that audition room, I was excited just to get the audition.
Oh, someone thinks that I can do this.

Speaker 6 And

Speaker 6 so I keep waiting for the finger on the shoulder. Like,

Speaker 10 you know. You know what, season two?

Speaker 6 You know what? That was cute, but you've been replaced. Like they, like they would replace in I Dream of Genie.

Speaker 10 Well, that happens.

Speaker 6 The character of Anne will now be played by.

Speaker 10 Exactly. I mean, I was watching an episode of ER the other day, and Jing Mei's father, who

Speaker 10 for seasons and seasons was played by one actor, just suddenly, like, they take him into the ER in season 11, and he's like, you know, some different guy. Come on, man.
Hollywood is cruel.

Speaker 10 But

Speaker 10 yeah, no, it's incredible to see you in this capacity and in this in this way.

Speaker 10 How many auditions did you did you give?

Speaker 6 Two. So

Speaker 6 I was so excited to just be in a room in person first of all because i don't know if people know but really since covid self-tape it's self-tape everything and i don't i don't know how to do lighting i this is why i do comedy if i had skills i wouldn't be doing comedy

Speaker 6 so yeah came in person to sherry thomas's office and read and really didn't put too much on it because I thought, well, I'm not going to get this, but I'm just so excited.

Speaker 10 That's the best way to go into an audition where you're going to be able to do that. It turns out I'm not going to get this, so let me just do whatever I want.

Speaker 6 Turns out that was really, that was that was the best way and then there was a callback on zoom from my home with tina tracy

Speaker 6 and uh lang and sherry thomas so that was it two two auditions wow and so you read with tina i read with tina and i had i had never met her before i had never met any of these people before i met tina on that zoom the first time i met everybody in person was when we sat down to do our first scene together and and really no table reads nothing, just like Zoom table reads.

Speaker 10 Zoom table reads. Yeah.
And then you get in a room. Do you remember what your first scene was on day one?

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. My first scene was the scene when we go to the pharmacy, myself and

Speaker 6 Marco and Tina. And I was, it was out of time.

Speaker 10 This is a funny scene.

Speaker 6 It's a funny scene. And I was like, I don't know what I'm doing with my hands.
How do people move? What is... What did you end up doing with them?

Speaker 10 Like, hold them straight up in the air?

Speaker 6 I don't even want to watch. I don't know.
Hopefully they just cropped him out

Speaker 6 but no it was terrifying and then the next scene was a scene with everybody the whole cast sitting around a table those take forever to shoot table scenes didn't though oh these nothing took forever to shoot the whole process was so wonderful and comfortable and realistic days it wasn't 18 hour days it just felt like can this be real are we actually making something here because this feels too i don't easy is not the the word.

Speaker 6 It felt comfortable and safe and fun.

Speaker 10 Also, it's a big budget production, which on Reno, you don't never experienced that before, ever.

Speaker 6 I mean, I kept walking up to craft service going, I can have any of this?

Speaker 6 I was just here and had a pickle.

Speaker 10 Are you sure I can come back for olives?

Speaker 10 And you,

Speaker 10 again, not to give away the plot, but things happen and people are like, oh, I don't know if the original six are going to continue to be in the show, but you're in the entire thing.

Speaker 10 And it's already been picked up for a second season, which is exciting. And a lot of people are saying, not only do you have Emmy Buzz for this show, but you have Oscar Buzz.

Speaker 10 And I'm like, how does this happen? It wasn't even a movie. I heard Nobel Peace Prize.
I heard that too. It's insane the things that are happening with this.

Speaker 6 But people talk.

Speaker 10 People talk all the time. I've noticed that they tend to talk once a day, usually.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 And it doesn't mean it's definitely going to happen.

Speaker 10 But I think it it will.

Speaker 6 I think that it likely will.

Speaker 10 I mean, that's the thing about Oscars is like you watch the Oscars and every year

Speaker 10 someone wins for something that you've never seen before.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's like you're watching, you know, when you watch like a horse race and a dog or a squirrel jumps over into the finish line. Into the finish line, into the track, and everyone cheers for them.

Speaker 6 Yeah. We're that, we're that squirrel.

Speaker 10 Exactly. But

Speaker 10 for the Oscars, like instead of just giving it to some random thing that no one's seen, just go give it to a TV show that everyone likes.

Speaker 6 That everyone thinks is lovely. Yeah, exactly.
We might win Formula One.

Speaker 10 So when do you go back to film the second season?

Speaker 6 Same schedule as last time. So we'll go back.

Speaker 6 It'll probably be Hudson Valley again in September.

Speaker 10 In September? So the countdown begins.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we did last time. We did three and a half months in Hudson Valley, and then we went to Puerto Rico to film the summer episodes.

Speaker 10 Right. Oh, wow.

Speaker 6 How long was that? That was around Christmas time for two weeks. It was

Speaker 10 dreamy. You're almost like a four-month shoot, which is great.
Perfect. In a big budget thing.
Do you get paid by the day or by the season? Probably by the second second. By the second.

Speaker 10 We get paid every season. By the second.

Speaker 6 They hand you a bucket of money

Speaker 10 every second.

Speaker 10 You guys, you got to get on this.

Speaker 10 I've been telling people this for years. You've got to get on a big huge hit TV show.
Why not? You know, I had a friend.

Speaker 6 I had a friend growing up whose mother didn't quite understand how it all worked. And she would always say to me, you have got to get a Coke commercial.

Speaker 10 And I was like, yeah, that would be great. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 6 And I actually ended up doing a Barks Root Beer commercial with Nick Swartson.

Speaker 10 Whoa. And I remember calling her and saying, I did it.

Speaker 6 I'm going to bark. She's like, no, not Coke.
Not Coke.

Speaker 10 Like, who do I call?

Speaker 10 Well, the Four Seasons is out now. I tore through these.

Speaker 10 I wish I could say I did it all in one sitting, but I went to bed after the six one and i watched all right and i woke up and i watched the other two in the morning but it is fairly bite-sized it's not going to be a month of your life it's the entire season is four hours long it's not like watching er

Speaker 10 and

Speaker 10 trying to get through 15 seasons of it before you watch the pit

Speaker 6 i feel like er has a real hold on you

Speaker 10 Now,

Speaker 10 it's out now. Four seasons is out now.
Of course, we have to mention the state.

Speaker 10 Uh, the sketch show from the 90s that you were a cast member of that was Rolling Stone famously said was the number two 90s sketch show behind a Mr.

Speaker 10 Show, which I was on, and Tom Lennon will never let me forget.

Speaker 6 Interesting that you bring that up and say that that's famous because that's the first time I've heard it.

Speaker 10 Really? No, I don't know. Tom Lennon talks about it constantly.
Of course he does. Number two, that hurts.
That hurts him. Yes.

Speaker 10 30 years later.

Speaker 10 You don't want to be number one, though.

Speaker 6 You want to be be the underdog.

Speaker 10 I wanted to be number one, and we ended up being number one.

Speaker 6 Okay, well, everybody's happy except for Tom.

Speaker 10 But that's... It's fine.
That's standard. It's fine.
He'll get over it.

Speaker 10 Did something just happen with a bunch of, was there like a sort of mini reunion?

Speaker 6 It was a mega reunion, actually. I don't know if you heard, but it was pretty mega.

Speaker 6 No, we did.

Speaker 6 documentary director Matthew Perniciaro just directed a documentary about the state called Long Live the State. And it just premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Speaker 10 And you watched it?

Speaker 6 And we watched it. We had an incredible screening, and everybody was there except for Ben was starting to shoot something that he had created.

Speaker 10 And Michael, I hear everyone was there.

Speaker 6 No, Michael was there.

Speaker 10 The show alter was there. No, no, no.

Speaker 6 Black. Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Black was there.

Speaker 10 Everyone was very happy that he wasn't there.

Speaker 6 Black wasn't there either because he had a show in upstate New York.

Speaker 10 Was he doing the ninja turtle story?

Speaker 6 He came the day before, and we did like our big family dinner and stuff.

Speaker 6 That Ninja Turtle story has made a resurgence, and it makes me so happy.

Speaker 10 Of course, he was on my other show, We've Got to Stop Talking TMNT on CBB, talking all about it. It's a fascinating episode for people.

Speaker 10 It's over on CBB World, and you can hear all about him and Ben, right? They both were

Speaker 10 posed as Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 6 Yes, I mean, it's a fascinating story. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And then he also drove several members off a cliff, right? Correct.

Speaker 6 I got a phone call that they were all in the hospital because he had flipped, he had fell asleep. They were on a tour.
I was on tour with my band that summer. They went on a state tour.
Yes.

Speaker 6 But they were on a state tour and he fell asleep at the wheel and flipped the van in a field.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that was almost a big bopper style. Yeah.
Like, can you think of how the world would be different?

Speaker 10 Because who was it? It was black and who else was in the van?

Speaker 6 Jen Marino, Joe Letruglio, David Wayne.

Speaker 10 Brooklyn 99 wouldn't exist. No.
Rhino wouldn't exist. The Wet Hot American Summer wouldn't exist.
Children's Hospital wouldn't exist.

Speaker 6 Right. Penicillin wouldn't exist.
Yeah. I don't know how, but that it's not.

Speaker 10 That's

Speaker 10 the buttercream effect. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 that,

Speaker 10 so is that all in the documentary, I would imagine?

Speaker 6 No, it's not, actually.

Speaker 10 Believe it or not. Something that huge.

Speaker 10 It's not even, it doesn't even make the document.

Speaker 6 Well, that just shows you. I mean, we've been together since, I mean, I met Tom when I was in 1988.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Excuse me. I met Tom in 1986.
I met the rest of the state in 1987.

Speaker 10 Before college?

Speaker 6 Yeah, at summer camp at Northwestern, Summer Theater Camp. I didn't know that.
We were 16, but then,

Speaker 6 or 17, that was 1987. 1988, the state, we all met and started working together as the new group, which became the state.
So, yeah, for 37 years, a lot has happened.

Speaker 10 A lot has happened. You don't see anyone doing a Mr.
Show documentary, even though we were number one.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there's not enough of you.

Speaker 10 I mean, it would be like a show.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's Bob and David, and then they would play every part in the documentary.

Speaker 10 You play everybody. And occasionally throw us a bone.

Speaker 6 The show was great. They're number one, the end.
I mean, that's not a real.

Speaker 10 Not a lot of drama.

Speaker 6 We saw it already.

Speaker 10 Well, I can't wait to see this. When's it come out?

Speaker 6 That's a great question. They have to sell it first.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 They have to sell it first. I'd like to buy it.

Speaker 10 Oh, wow. How much?

Speaker 6 Four? I don't know.

Speaker 6 And I don't even know what I mean by that. It's a three.
This is not my movie, but I'll take it. Okay.

Speaker 10 We have a deal. Let's shake on it.

Speaker 6 And wait.

Speaker 6 Do my little clippy clippy shoes going out the door.

Speaker 10 Good job.

Speaker 6 Oh, I'm driving an elephant.

Speaker 10 Well, this is exciting. We, of course, have the Four Seasons, which is out now.
And Emmy Voters,

Speaker 10 you know, start. tipping and tapping away and pressing that little button next to Carrie's name because I want to see the nom.
I want to see the win.

Speaker 10 I want to see you get up there on stage and hold it aloft with those hands you don't know what to do with. Wow.

Speaker 6 And And Oscar voters.

Speaker 10 Oscar voters.

Speaker 6 And Nobel Peace Prize. I don't want to get too greedy.

Speaker 10 The Peabody, though, that's certainly within reach. Obviously.
Anyone can win a Peabody. Got that one in the back.
Exactly. That is out now.
Four seasons. We have to take a break.

Speaker 10 But when we come back, we're going to have more with Carrie. We also have a mom who's going to be giving a PSA.
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Speaker 10 Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Carrie Kenny Silver is here.
Of course, the four seasons out on Netflix right now. This has been out for now two months.

Speaker 10 It's still number one in countries around the world.

Speaker 10 You have Steve Carell. And did you, had you met Steve before that?

Speaker 6 I I had never met Steve. What

Speaker 6 he lives up to all of the hype.

Speaker 10 Does he? Yes, I worked with him once. He was great.
All of the hype. Very fun.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 yeah, John, John, hold on one second. Sorry.
Hold on one second, John. Let me just talk to Scott about this.
Sorry, Carrie. Hey, Scott.
Sorry to interrupt. Hi, Carrie.

Speaker 10 Sorry, Carrie. Michael Lindsey Hogg, we spoke on the phone.
I did your personality. Oh, yeah.
Hi. Hi, Michael.

Speaker 10 What's going on?

Speaker 10 I'm in the middle of the show, actually. Well, I apologize, Scott, but this can't, this, this is, you highly recognize.
Is Is this one of those?

Speaker 10 It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission kind of things, because I would rather you just ask permission. Well, I ask for permission and then you say no, so this works better for me.

Speaker 10 I don't forgive you. Okay, well.
If you asked for permission first and I say no, and then you ask for forgiveness, I'm not going to forgive you. What do I have to do?

Speaker 10 I'm down on bended knee for forgiveness for you. You're standing straight up right now.
Emotionally, I'm down on bended knee, hat in hand.

Speaker 10 Your hat is you're wearing two hats, by the way, and they're still on your head. I am showing you my belly here.
I am asking forgiveness in giving you a belly. I really wish you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 10 Deserving.

Speaker 10 Sorry, everyone who's listening and was expecting a more in-depth conversation about when this came out in Steve Carell. This is Michael Lindsey Hogg.
Hi.

Speaker 10 You're part of the booking process now of the show. Yeah, so I

Speaker 10 emailed you because I thought you could do a better pre-interview. You were on the show before.
I was on the show once before.

Speaker 10 For those of you who don't know who Michael Lindsey Hogg is, he directed

Speaker 10 Get Back. I directed some movie with Peter Sellers and some movie with Peter Sellers.
And Ringo Starr that's referenced a lot in Get Back. I forgot what it's called at this exact movie.

Speaker 10 And you're the guy, if you watch the Get Back Peter Jackson documentary, who keeps begging them to go to Egypt. Giving them amazing ideas.

Speaker 10 I wanted them to go to Egypt and do a concert in front of 5,000 Arabs.

Speaker 10 I also gave them notes on a lot of their songs, and they ignored most of them.

Speaker 10 But, Scott, it'll be just a moment. I have John Hamm on the line.
I'm doing his pre-interview for a future episode. Yeah, great.
Yeah. He wants to talk about,

Speaker 10 you know, you get these stories on here. He wants to talk about eating too much applesauce on the set of your friends and neighbors and getting a side eye from Amanda Pete.
It's not for me.

Speaker 10 We're trying to judge up the show here. I mean, but this sounds like a great

Speaker 10 story. Story.
Yeah. Getting a side eye from Amanda Pete?

Speaker 10 Wait, wait, how much applesauce? Well, I can, John, how much applesauce? A whole cup. Wow.
That doesn't sound like too much applesauce.

Speaker 10 It doesn't sound like too much.

Speaker 10 I'm saying you want to go viral, Scott. So I'm telling John, he doesn't want to do it.
I was talking about this a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 10 I miss the days back when we would make news stories with what someone said. Nowadays, Tatiana Maslani comes on here, and

Speaker 10 she makes news about the fact that she was cut out of

Speaker 10 what's that guy's name? He's irreverent. He wears a mask.

Speaker 10 Jim Carrey.

Speaker 10 That's one of them. Deadpool is the one I'm thinking of.

Speaker 10 Okay, all right.

Speaker 10 Two similar guys.

Speaker 10 Two similar guys. That's a great story.
Jim Carrey and Deadpool. Very similar guys.
No, but now that's a new story. Cut out of the mask, Tatiana Mazzani, at the youngest of ages, I'm sure.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so it will get picked up by comic book sites occasionally. But I miss the days when we were on the Today Show, when

Speaker 10 who's that guy who used to do?

Speaker 10 I know that you keep looking at me.

Speaker 6 Have I answered one of your who's that guy questions?

Speaker 10 Who's that correctly? Who's that guy?

Speaker 6 Jim Carrey.

Speaker 10 Jim Carrey, yeah, on the Today Show. I miss those days.

Speaker 10 This is how we get those back. You know what goes viral? What? Conan O'Brien trying to eat a lot of wings and power through it.
So I'm telling John Hamm, look, you know Matthew Wiener.

Speaker 10 Let's have you talk to Scott in a hot tub of a thousand wieners in front of you. Well, it doesn't work for this then, but we have to pronounce it wiener for this.

Speaker 10 And it's you, it's John Hamm, a hot tub of a thousand wieners in front of a thousand winners. It's a it's a viral.
I think those are winers.

Speaker 10 Well, okay, we can do winers, but I. Let's do winers across the board.
Okay, a thousand winers. A thousand winers.
Okay, great. It plays.
Matthew Weiner, and then we.

Speaker 10 Well, no, he sits in a hot tub of a thousand wieners. I guess I don't know what a winer would be.
Let's do a winery,

Speaker 10 a weiner, weiner, and wiener. Weiner, weiner, and wiener.

Speaker 6 Oh, if you could get some shriners in there.

Speaker 10 Yes, weiner, weiner, and shriner. Okay, great.
I'm going to go. I'm going to.

Speaker 10 Ham hung up. Ham hung up.
Ham hung up. Ham hung up.

Speaker 10 I'm going to pitch that to him. I love it, and I think it plays.
I think we're going to get you to go viral. We got to get John back on the show.
I would love to. He's already booked, all right?

Speaker 10 It's just the pre-interviews, a struggle. Since I'm here, do you mind? I just had a few more conversations.
Carrie, I'm sorry about this.

Speaker 10 Maybe you had to go through this process.

Speaker 6 No, I feel like this has to happen now. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I agree. I mean, Carrie, Carrie roundly struck down my idea of

Speaker 10 doing an interview carrying 500 cans of silver with Carrie Kenny Silver.

Speaker 6 We had a seven-hour pre-interview call.

Speaker 10 That feels like it's not too much. Too short enough.
Too short. I agree.
We just didn't get to know each other. Yeah.
When you say cans of silver,

Speaker 10 what are you talking about? Well, imagine silver, you know, a nickel.

Speaker 10 Or I guess that's nickel.

Speaker 6 Is nickel a silver? That was a detail yet to be worked out if I had agreed.

Speaker 10 But imagine the internet. Why isn't every coin named after the metal that it's made out of? Right, because penny is copper.
Yeah. So it should be copper.

Speaker 10 Well, then you would think you were paying with police. Yeah, that's a good point.
I found a copper in my couch. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Anyway, Michael Lindsey Hogg, great to see you. No, no, no.
That's Scott got

Speaker 10 There's just a few others I wanted to talk through I do think we're trying to go viral right because this plays daddy this plays okay I don't love you calling me daddy, but I'll uh oh no, it's I'm from a different era who am I Alex Cooper?

Speaker 10 Come on, get out of here. I call you daddy

Speaker 10 Okay, well Scott, we got Z-Way coming back, right? Yeah, great now. Z-Way wants to tell a story about the time she made Mario Lopez apologize for promoting toxic masculinity as AC Slater.

Speaker 10 It's been done. So I'm thinking.
Has he ever apologized for this? Every interview, Mario Lopez is apologizing for the toxic musculature. Why should you have to apologize?

Speaker 10 I feel like the creators and writers of Say By the Bell would be the ones to apologize. Don't you agree, Lynn? You're an actor.
What do you think?

Speaker 6 He's in the news a lot lately.

Speaker 10 Is he? What's he doing?

Speaker 6 Well, I just, he just got, am I thinking of the right person? He just got served

Speaker 10 on the tennis court?

Speaker 10 No, no, from a process server. From a process server? A process server.
Let me look this up. The news story story is that Mario Lopez got served by a process server?

Speaker 6 Oh, no, no, it wasn't Mario Lopez. I'm thinking of, listen.

Speaker 10 Let me just look up process server.

Speaker 10 I'm going to Google process server.

Speaker 6 Let's just look at all the court cases.

Speaker 10 And then I'm going to do news. Process server news.

Speaker 10 Bewary off calls. Come on, they meant of.
If you can't even get the spelling right in your headline, Canton repository.

Speaker 10 Oh,

Speaker 6 they're known for it.

Speaker 10 Kane County's judge, 100K defamation lawsuit against Geneva Blogger stalls for lack of service. Geneva Blogger? Is that who you were thinking of? How about celebrity process server?

Speaker 10 I'm going to try it.

Speaker 6 I feel bad that I just said something about someone that might not be true.

Speaker 10 By the way, Mario Lopez, Access Hollywood, you're going to have to, or Entertainment Tonight, whatever he's on, you're going to have to rub shoulders and cozy up to these people in your Emmy camp.

Speaker 10 You don't want to be talking about this.

Speaker 6 What about the Peabody people? What are they going to say?

Speaker 10 Carrie Kenny Silver apologizes to Mario Lopez while playing Mario World. It plays, Daddy.

Speaker 6 Let's do it. Let's do it.
I'll do whatever it takes.

Speaker 10 Olivia Wilde.

Speaker 10 No, this is from three years ago. Never mind.
Okay, perfect.

Speaker 6 Well, listen, my news could be from three years ago. That's true.

Speaker 10 That is. You have a TV attached to a Twizzler.

Speaker 10 Exactly.

Speaker 10 God, I wonder if it was a Mario or whether it was a Lopez or not even.

Speaker 6 I wish I cared enough to look it up.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't care enough. I don't.
What if George Lopez is suing Mario Canton and you just

Speaker 10 combine those? Yeah.

Speaker 6 This is a good point. See, now I'm going to repeat that later, thinking, I heard it somewhere.
It has to be true.

Speaker 10 What are your other...

Speaker 10 So we got Z-Way, right? She wants to tell that Mario Lopez story. Obviously, it's got some legs.
I don't think it's got legs, Daddy. I think it doesn't play.

Speaker 10 So I'm thinking we get Z-Way in a ways with Scott Ockerman in front of three bays.

Speaker 10 Michael Bay. No, no, but before all else, people's favorite partner, your bay.
Oh, I say. I thought you meant maybe the Bay of Pigs.
Well, how would you get it? I guess we could.

Speaker 10 If you have the budget, I would love to fly you and Z-Way down to a Bay of Pigs. Absolutely.
We do not. Okay, well, we could.

Speaker 6 You could work in a sponsorship for Old Bay Seasoning.

Speaker 10 Oh, what is Old Bay Seasoning? Old Bay's.

Speaker 6 Isn't that you put in for your, you put it on your boil?

Speaker 10 Yeah, you would put Old Bay on any sort of seafood boil, crawfish boil, shrimp boil. You could also put it on French fries if you're having a lobster roll at a season.

Speaker 10 It's a blend of herbs and spices by McCormick and Company.

Speaker 6 Today is brought to you by Old Bay Seasoning.

Speaker 10 I would love that. I would love for anyone to sponsor this show.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's not a thing?

Speaker 10 Yeah. We're really having to tighten our belt.
I'll call Old Bay. Okay.
That's it. That would be incredible.
That helps me a lot. I appreciate that.

Speaker 10 If you can just get me on that call, we'll do a pre-interview. Okay, Michael Bay, Old Bay Seasoning, and the Bay of Pigs.
We're in front of these.

Speaker 10 We're at the Bay of Pigs with Michael Bay and a bunch of Old Bay Pigs. Sponsored by Old Bay Seasoning with a bunch of people's partners before all else.
Bays. All right.
In a ways. And we take away.

Speaker 10 And we take a ways with Z-Way, who's doing your directions, essentially. essentially.
Okay. This sounds good to me.
This sounds good? All right.

Speaker 6 Is it Gilding the Lily to add the Green Bay Packers?

Speaker 10 I don't think so at all. I don't think so at all.
What about the 2005 Green Bay Packers?

Speaker 10 So you want Favre?

Speaker 6 Who doesn't want Favre?

Speaker 10 He was in the news recently, too. Was he? Yeah, we don't have to bring that up.
Oh, whoops.

Speaker 10 If Favre, it's kind of a rule of threes with Favre now. If he's in the news again, it's like, okay, I've seen the last two, so this one's not going to be good.

Speaker 10 He showed his penis he stole money from people

Speaker 10 okay i guess i should be looking these things up you really got to google brett farvra every single day just to see what pops up thank you for phonetically spelling it okay scott i just i just finished texting the bears Okay, the bears?

Speaker 10 No, not the bears.

Speaker 10 Not the super.

Speaker 10 Which bears are we talking about? The bear apostrophe S, the cast member from The Bear. So the Bears.
Oh, I see. The Bears.

Speaker 10 Because it sounded like you had a period after that. I apologize.
Okay. i just saw i just finished texting the bears

Speaker 10 what would happen there

Speaker 10 are you

Speaker 10 the oh the bears

Speaker 10 like what what would the exploit the uh the point be there you just run right into it you just okay you just i just finished texting the bears evan moss bacharak okay he's doing the show great he loves the show okay he's a big fan this is great i mean he's never been on the show before he's in fantastic four first steps he's a fantastic guy but at least based on our his tracks conversation we're having the first steps of getting on the show.

Speaker 10 He wants to talk about the time he had an upset Tummy on the show.

Speaker 10 On which show? On The Bear? Okay. Yeah, it sounds great.
I mean, I'll just take him whatever he wants to say. No, it's a fine story.
But what about seven minutes in Eben?

Speaker 10 So this is we interspace you inside Emmed Moss Bacharak. This plays, Daddy.
You do an interview over Zoom or Riverside or whatever your preference is. We're in some sort of like craft?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 We're not loose.

Speaker 10 Have you seen Interspace? I've seen Interspace, but I just want to make sure we're not loose swimming around in his body. No, no, you're not loose because that's more of a...

Speaker 10 He has this upset tummy I've heard about.

Speaker 10 You might be able to solve the upset tummy in the interview. Imagine that.
I'm talking

Speaker 10 Perez Hilton.

Speaker 10 It's a bad sign when you say I'm talking and have to say uh for five seconds after you can't even think of your first uh uh no I'm going straight to uh uh uh uh is Nikki Fink still Boffo?

Speaker 10 Nikki Fink told you she's she's not with us any longer. Oh, is that true? That is true.

Speaker 6 This reminds reminds you of that Miss Frizzle book where she shrinks all the kids down into the school bus and then they go up into someone's nose. You should, you're a daddy.

Speaker 10 The magic school bus.

Speaker 6 The magic school bus.

Speaker 10 You don't read the magic school bus. Thank you.

Speaker 6 And it went down into the thing.

Speaker 10 They took

Speaker 10 maybe one member.

Speaker 6 Gutheround, family.

Speaker 10 Oldsters, youngsters alike. What are you doing with this fireplace if not gathering your family around it? Great uncle Jerejiah.
Cozy in.

Speaker 10 Instead of a quirky, red-headed teacher, it's you, Scott Ockerman, solving Evan Moss Backrat's tummy problems. Should I give it a go? I'm firing off the text I got to type down.

Speaker 10 I guess my one question is, does the technology exist?

Speaker 10 Well, I mean, what's the budget on it?

Speaker 10 I can't be out there funding research projects. Okay.
Well,

Speaker 10 you hired me because you want to go viral. I do want to go viral.

Speaker 10 And you went viral on this Get Back documentary where everyone thought you were a fool.

Speaker 6 You could go viral for lots of reasons. It doesn't have to be good.

Speaker 10 I don't know that I would do it. You could do it on your own for free.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I know. You know, I don't want to be milkshake ducked.

Speaker 10 Oh, the famous milkshake duck story. We loved him, didn't we, folks? And then milkshake duck got canceled.

Speaker 10 Do you have another of course I do? Scott, I have 30 or 40 people lined up for you. Okay.
Sounds promising. Well, it is.
And I promise you, this one works, okay? Gillian Jacobs. Okay, great.

Speaker 10 Friend of the show. She's

Speaker 10 done it millions of times. Terry played her wacky neighbor on it.
Yeah, I played her wacky neighbor.

Speaker 6 I lived in her backyard.

Speaker 10 Go on. Okay, well, maybe you because it was an insufferable conversation on the phone with her.
I can imagine. I could not get any information out of her that was exciting as well.

Speaker 10 She keeps it close to the chest. We ultimately got

Speaker 10 the vest.

Speaker 10 We ultimately got that she wants to talk about a time she had an upset tummy recording your podcast. What is going on? Is there any bug?

Speaker 6 I'm worried about us as a human race.

Speaker 10 No, are we all dying? Is this another?

Speaker 10 what was the number on the pandemic? Oh, oh,

Speaker 6 1919. Can you believe it was six years ago?

Speaker 6 It felt like yesterday. I'd almost forgotten about it.

Speaker 10 I know. Boy, the memory is a funny thing, isn't it? Gillian wants to talk about that.
All right. I said it's Gillian Jacobs.
What about we do a million make-em-ups with Gilliam Jacobs?

Speaker 10 You and Gilliam Jacobs do a million improv scenes.

Speaker 10 No suggestion, all organic improv. Wait, how do you think of it?

Speaker 6 So just in conversation? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Well, I suppose, but they'll be playing different versions of other people, you know.

Speaker 10 Different versions of other people.

Speaker 10 I guess with a million scenes to do, you got to fill time somehow. So, you're going to do like just different universes? Yeah, ask me what an improv scene is.

Speaker 10 It's different conversations of other people, wouldn't you say?

Speaker 10 That's not how I would describe it necessarily right off the bat. You might get there.
Okay, well, how would you define it? I've read every improv book.

Speaker 10 So, there's one, okay, Improvise by Mick Napier. Okay,

Speaker 10 Theater Sports by Keith Johnstone. What's the Del Close one?

Speaker 10 Del Close wrote one?

Speaker 10 He wrote a book, at least.

Speaker 6 I can see it's really paying off.

Speaker 10 Del Close wrote one?

Speaker 10 What about Will Hines? Does he ever read his? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
How to be the greatest improviser ever or Improv Nonsense, his series of Tumblr posts in two parts and two books. Perhaps.

Speaker 10 Both of them. And all they say is different conversations between different people.
You like this idea, I can tell you. You couldn't even get it out of your mouth.

Speaker 10 Different conversations between different people.

Speaker 6 I would just like to see the barker outside of a comedy club. Come in and see different conversations with different people.

Speaker 10 Three tickets sold.

Speaker 10 I don't know about a million scenes. Big nod from you on there.
A million scenes. Big nod? Yeah,

Speaker 10 I'm full on shit.

Speaker 6 Nodding out.

Speaker 10 Nodding off, perhaps. Nodding off.

Speaker 6 A million, that would be such a long evening of comedy.

Speaker 10 How do you mean?

Speaker 6 A million.

Speaker 10 How long are these scenes? I mean, a million, if anything, is going to be, even if it's a million seconds. Yeah.
Well, that's why it goes viral. That's a long time.
I see. That's what I'm seeing.

Speaker 10 I mean, it plays, daddy.

Speaker 6 Someone may not make it.

Speaker 10 I'm calling her, Daddy. I don't know.
By the way, a million seconds is 11 days.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's a long improv.

Speaker 10 Could you imagine? No. Could you imagine the headlines?

Speaker 10 I think if I had to continuously perform comedy for 11 days without eating or sleeping, I mean, sleeping is going to be the big one, right?

Speaker 6 Sweetheart, we've been continuously performing comedy since the 1988.

Speaker 10 Wow, where'd that big cigar? We're not viral yet.

Speaker 10 You look like the baby in Roger Rabbit.

Speaker 10 Pass. I got to pass on that one.
You're passing on Gillian? Yeah. Okay.
Pass it on. Gillian, passing on a million.

Speaker 10 I'm going to move her over to Scott who hasn't seen her.

Speaker 10 Oh, so that you're announcing right now, essentially, that that is a bump down, to be honest. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 This is the main, this is the main cast.

Speaker 10 Got to protect it. Okay.
Well, so that's the ETC stage. Maybe she'll make it back to the 2020.
Summer stock.

Speaker 6 It's just your summer stock. Thank you, exactly.

Speaker 10 Scott,

Speaker 10 thank you so much for letting me interrupt this interview. I really think this was a great interview for the fans.
No, I got more. I just, I don't know.
You thought we were wrapping up? I don't know.

Speaker 10 You said, is that all you got? And so I thought, you know, and I felt bad interrupting. Okay.

Speaker 10 This is the first time any guest has felt bad interrupting. I just, I just, I'm not here to be a part of the show.
I want the show to be, the show is already incredible. Thank you.

Speaker 10 I mean, I thought it was such a good interview in the first part.

Speaker 6 Such a good, I think we all can agree.

Speaker 10 And we were off to the races with the part two of the interview where we were

Speaker 6 just this interview might win us all a Peabody.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think so. Man, the Peabody's are stacked this year.

Speaker 6 I think they have a lot left over from last year.

Speaker 10 They forgot to give them. They forgot to give them out last year.
God, I meant to send them a reminder text.

Speaker 6 Practically giving them away. Wow.

Speaker 10 Well, it was Warren Beatty doing it. He just kind of slipped his mind, I think.
Yeah. Anyway, you got another one? Well,

Speaker 10 I just want to say this interview here is incredible for the fans who love it already. Okay.
We're trying to bring in the wider audience out there.

Speaker 10 We want to cast our nets a little bit wider. Exactly.
So that's all I'm trying to do. Podcast our nets.
We don't want to podcast. Okay.
That's something. Hang on.

Speaker 6 That's an episode. I think that's an episode.
That's true.

Speaker 10 Podcasting nets with the

Speaker 10 New Jersey Nets. So we get.

Speaker 10 And we don't get the gross off the ticket sales. We get the

Speaker 10 net. Yes.
Okay, okay. Do you want to announce that in the viral title that you only get the net of the ticket sales? I think we've got kind of a completely different.

Speaker 10 We get 100% of the net after costs. Okay, great.

Speaker 10 Well, who else do you have coming up? Because

Speaker 10 I've got a few more calls. Well, Bride Month is at its conclusion, unfortunately.
Congratulations. Or who are your other bucket list gets? Oh, man.
Who would I love on this show?

Speaker 10 Boy, who are some of your comedy idols? I was going to get. Michelle Obama.
Michelle Obama. Okay.
Great comedy idol of all of our stuff. No more drama with Michelle Obama.

Speaker 10 And I did say Mochelle, which

Speaker 10 we can fix. But if you want to do that,

Speaker 10 she's going to love that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Or something. Anyway, go ahead.
No more drama with Michelle Obama. So you and Michelle, and all you do is comedic improv scenes, up to a million of them.

Speaker 10 Okay, you're just recycling old ideas. Well, no, this is no more drama.

Speaker 10 No more drama with Michelle Obama at...

Speaker 6 Benny Hana.

Speaker 10 Yes. Okay.
Thank you. Can you imagine

Speaker 10 Michelle Obama? If she wants to wear the hat, that's fine. We don't force her.
Flipping shrimp into her hat.

Speaker 10 Flipping shrimp into her hat, throwing eggs at men who get really scared of them and then get really puffed up that they weren't really scared of her.

Speaker 6 This I would watch.

Speaker 10 Okay. Carrie is on board.
All right. So.
Okay, Carrie's attached. I think all we need to do is...

Speaker 6 Well, I wouldn't go that far, but.

Speaker 10 When you say on board, I guess I'm a little confused. I'm not mad at it.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
That's a new category of attachment in Hollywood. Not mad at it?

Speaker 6 Not going to sue you.

Speaker 10 Okay, great. How about that? How about that? We'll print that.
I'm actually gonna hit all the trades with that. Carrie Kenny Silver, not gonna sue over no Mo Drama with Michelle Obama idea.

Speaker 10 Okay, I mean, that's clickbait. Definitely.
I mean, I guess I would click on that just to figure out what you were talking about.

Speaker 6 Scott, a lot of word jazz.

Speaker 10 This is why you pay me. This is why you let me rent out.
I'm paying you.

Speaker 6 Wait a second. He's getting paid?

Speaker 10 I had no idea. What do you think you're getting paid? We never talked about this.
Oh, I just assumed. I mean, I'm looking up.
Let me just look up the living. What did the Beatles pay you?

Speaker 10 What did the Beatles pay me? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, that was just, it was was a mix of exposure and i got to um i got to talk to and pitch songs to linda whenever i wanted oh okay did it ever work any of the songs end up on any of the the wings albums i forget is there a song on any of the wings albums called let's get let's get crazy

Speaker 10 i actually don't know

Speaker 10 if there is that's me that's you and it's all what were you what were you writing about it's just like losing your minds with your friends sometimes wow what a great topic yeah right it's how did it go like let's get get crazy.

Speaker 10 Come on, now, let's get crazy. You and me, Paul, let's get crazy.

Speaker 10 Everybody, let's get crazy.

Speaker 10 This is a hit. This is a hit song.
Okay, well, if the wings didn't take it, you can have it. Oh, I would love to record this.
This would be great for you.

Speaker 6 This would be a great debut album for you. What about your band cake-like?

Speaker 10 Maybe we want to record it? Okay,

Speaker 6 it's it. I think it's too

Speaker 6 advanced for us.

Speaker 10 Oh, okay. Just from what I'm hearing from the chorus, it's kind of a rudimentary.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I could do this really well.

Speaker 10 I could redo it for you. I could redo it for you.
Less syncopation.

Speaker 6 Less syncopation. And remember, I'm an alto.

Speaker 10 That's a good catchphrase. Do you need a catchphrase? Remember?

Speaker 10 I'm an alto. I would love to put up posters of you on bus stops.
It just says, Carrie Kenny Silver, big picture of you. Remember, I'm an alto.

Speaker 10 And then everyone would be like, what the fuck is going on here? I think this boosts your Emmy campaign.

Speaker 6 About every year, I change my headstone line. I think that may be my new one.

Speaker 10 That is fascinating to me.

Speaker 6 I change my, anytime a new photo of me comes out that I like, I announce to everyone within earshot that this is the photo that I would like played at the Emmys in my immemorium when they find my foot in a river.

Speaker 6 And then every year I have a new headstone.

Speaker 6 Up until today, it was people would take me more seriously if I wore eyeshadow.

Speaker 10 I can't wait to go to your headstone.

Speaker 10 I don't want to.

Speaker 6 We can go after this.

Speaker 10 Oh, really? You already have it out there.

Speaker 6 I like to just keep it up, get it ready.

Speaker 10 Okay, so it already exists, and the engravers are having to go out there and redo it every single year. So pricey.

Speaker 6 Wow. So pricey.

Speaker 10 It's worth it, though.

Speaker 6 I mean, it will be someday.

Speaker 10 It's an image. It's beautiful.

Speaker 10 It's for you, really. Just so you know, I've been taking photos of you since you said that because I'm hoping to get the next photo.
Oh, that's not crazy. Don't do any of these work.

Speaker 10 No, no, it's the next photo.

Speaker 6 These are under the table.

Speaker 10 These are up skirts, Michael.

Speaker 6 That's bizarre. I'm not even wearing a skirt, and you're looking up my skirt somehow.

Speaker 10 Okay, so what? You want me to airdrop them to you, or what's the idea here? Got it, Michael. Come on, man.

Speaker 6 Also, all the sketches that you did of me from the corner. Yeah.
Not creepy at all.

Speaker 10 This is the new sketch of you. All right.
Oh, you're playing soccer in this one, at least. Yeah.
Oh, look at that.

Speaker 10 Have you ever played soccer before? Playing a hot dog.

Speaker 6 I have a crazy mustache.

Speaker 10 Look, Michael, I got to say, what was a casual conversation after your last appearance on the show about how we need a better booking process now turns into you're bothering my guests for hours at a time and I'm supposedly paying you.

Speaker 10 Oh, it's no bother. It's no bother.
I mean, I'm not sure. No, no, no.
You can't say that on other people's behalf.

Speaker 10 You're bothering them. No, I don't think so.
The person who bothers shouldn't be able to say it's no bother. It's true, true, truly, Scott.
It is no bother. It's a nice conversation.

Speaker 10 And that's what, don't you think that's what we're missing these days? It's just a nice, real conversation with celebrities. And that's what I'm having on the phone with all your guests.

Speaker 10 I'm trying to get back to that on this show, and then it turns out to be stuff like this, stuff like you interrupting me.

Speaker 10 Well, no, no, no, I understand that.

Speaker 10 I gotta cut off. I should cut all this out, right? All right.

Speaker 6 Oh, I don't know why, bro. I don't know why you would.
I feel like you might get your old bay seasoning sponsorship if it was longer.

Speaker 10 All right, let me leave it in just for the old bay seasoning. They pay for time on a lot of YouTube and ad stuff.

Speaker 6 That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 10 I just feel like I really fucked up today, Scott. I'm sorry, man.
I agree. I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 10 I do not forgive you.

Speaker 10 If you don't mind, just give me like two months to find a new place to work out of, like a WeWork or something. You can almost say to stay? Have you been staying here in the studio?

Speaker 10 Well, you know, I don't,

Speaker 10 I guess, yeah, in a sense, yeah. In what sense? In physically? Like that, my body and mind and

Speaker 10 all are here. Really, full circle, everything.
My clothes, my dinner parties.

Speaker 10 You're having dinner parties in the studio? Well, yeah, I mean, you're not in it when I'm doing it.

Speaker 6 No shit.

Speaker 10 Of course, you haven't invited me.

Speaker 10 Well, I would love to, but then you'd be mad that I'm having dinner parties in your studio. Do you understand? Yeah, well, now I know about them.
Stop it. I don't want you living here.

Speaker 10 Okay, two months. Give me two months.
I'm so sorry. Carrie, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 I love you both, and I think you do great work, and I just want everyone to know about this interview, and that's all I'm trying to do here.

Speaker 10 All right, two months.

Speaker 10 Two months starting now, though. Okay.
The end of bride month. Okay.
Okay, so the end of Aug, Auggie Doggy, you're out of here. All right.
Well, that's.

Speaker 10 So, so later, but that's going right into the school year.

Speaker 10 Okay, so what do we need to do? Wait, how does the school year affect you?

Speaker 10 It's just, I got a lot going on. All right, tell you what.
All right. End of 2025, you're gone.
Perfect. Perfect.
All right. December 31st, when they go 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Speaker 10 Michael Lindsey Hogg is gone.

Speaker 6 But that's kind of a rough time because that's like New Year's resolution time. He's starting off his exercise routine for the year.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's tough on people. Tell you what, okay, once you start your exercise routine,

Speaker 10 how long do you need to start that up?

Speaker 10 Yeah, three months sounds about right because

Speaker 10 you don't want to go too hard too fast. Okay.
It's about slow, 1% better every year. Can we say March 31st? But then you got

Speaker 10 the next day. Oh, true.
Yeah, yeah. All those pranks you planned.
Yeah, I spend most of

Speaker 10 April or March planning my April 4th.

Speaker 10 Most of April would be a little either late or way early.

Speaker 6 It's for next year.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you get ahead of the April 4th because you have to be ready for the next April, and then you're free. So

Speaker 10 April 30.

Speaker 10 April 30,

Speaker 10 let's get dirty. I'll be out of here.
Okay. We got a deal.
April 30, let's get dirty.

Speaker 10 So we'll remember it. April 30, 2024.
It's a handshake kind of thing, okay? Yeah, yeah. All right.
My man.

Speaker 10 God, that was just, oh, God, it's disgusting. I think I have some sort of like

Speaker 10 some kind of like, what do you call that when you're.

Speaker 6 viral infection?

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah.
All right. Wait, viral.
Oh. Did someone say viral?

Speaker 10 Yay!

Speaker 10 I get to stay.

Speaker 10 All right. We have to take a break, Michael.
You understand how this show works. Absolutely.

Speaker 10 We have to hear from our sponsor, Old Bay Seasoning.

Speaker 10 And when we come back, we're going to have more Carrie Kenny Silver. We're going to have a mom with a PSA.
And Michael, you want to stick around? Really? Sure, why not? He has nowhere to go.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you're going to be here until

Speaker 10 April 30. That's when we get dirty.

Speaker 10 Let's get dirty. Oh, this is a new song.
Let's get dirty. Want to get dirty? April 30th is dirty.

Speaker 6 You might want to stick around.

Speaker 10 I feel like this is a Christine Aguilar song. Yeah.
All right. We're going to take a break.
We'll be right back with more comedy. Bang bang after this.

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Speaker 10 Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Carrie Kenny Silver is here, of course, from the four seasons on Netflix now.

Speaker 10 But man, I tell you, that last episode

Speaker 10 where they're like,

Speaker 10 boy, this is how season two's going to go. I know.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 It's so delicious.

Speaker 10 It's wetted my appetite.

Speaker 6 We can't talk about it. Well, maybe we can.

Speaker 6 I mean, I feel like everybody's seen it, but wouldn't it be a bummer if there's that one person?

Speaker 10 Are you going to add any new

Speaker 10 characters, another couple in there? Like maybe

Speaker 10 a guy around the same age as you, white, tall.

Speaker 6 Hold on, what are you getting at?

Speaker 10 Terrible body.

Speaker 6 Hold on a second. I know a guy like this.

Speaker 10 Oh, wait, who is he? Hold on. Michaeline Black.
That's it.

Speaker 6 I have 10 pasty white dudes I could choose from before we get to you.

Speaker 10 No offense.

Speaker 10 We also have Michael Lindsey Hogg is here.

Speaker 10 It's a pleasure. What were you doing? Why did I startle you so bad?

Speaker 10 Sorry, I just thought I used to be on mic again. It's been a while.

Speaker 10 You were a guest on the show as a guest, as a real guest, not as an interrupter.

Speaker 10 Social anxiety and

Speaker 10 the internet and

Speaker 10 with everything. What have you been doing since the 60s?

Speaker 10 Did you cover this last episode? Yes, I directed a lot of movies. I found out that Orson Welles is my father.
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 10 And I've been just dealing with that. A lot of therapy, acupuncture.

Speaker 10 How much acupuncture are we talking? You say a lot.

Speaker 10 Three times a day, yeah. Three a day.
Wow. Yeah.
Well, the first, because I have three different acupuncturists and they all disagree with each other.

Speaker 10 So they're canceling each other, each other's pinpricks out? Yeah,

Speaker 10 they're kind of like in a war with each other through my body that I'm experiencing.

Speaker 10 You're so relaxed. Michael Lindsey Hogg is here.

Speaker 10 You know, every once in a while on this show, Carrie, and I hope you don't mind that this is the last thing we're doing during Bride Month, but every once in a while, we like to give back. Oh.

Speaker 10 At Comedy Bang Bang, we care. Are you to ask for a donation?

Speaker 10 I might.

Speaker 6 Yeah, why not? I'll give it. No questions asked.
Here you go. Let me get my checkbook.

Speaker 10 Wow, look at this checkbook. These are giant oversized novelty checks.

Speaker 10 Like you get at a store opening or a charity event.

Speaker 6 They fill up my whole back seat.

Speaker 10 These are even bigger than the normal ones.

Speaker 6 And I don't write them usually for more than like $7, but the size of the check really gets you.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this is for $7.99. Okay, thanks so much.
You're welcome. Appreciate it, Carrie.
But at Comedy Bang Bang, we care, and we have a mom here on the show, and she's going to give a very special PSA.

Speaker 10 Please welcome a mom. Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Michael Carey Scott. I really appreciate you guys bringing me out here.
That sounds like a great actor. Michael Carey Scott?

Speaker 10 Oh, guys. I'd watch him.

Speaker 6 We're on to something.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 What if we...

Speaker 10 like sort of Voltron ourselves.

Speaker 10 Yes, and we were one actor. Because right now, you're in a TV show.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. You're not quite a movie star

Speaker 10 let's back up you're a movie director but you're but you haven't made anything for years right and i'm a mom

Speaker 10 well i wasn't saying you were part of the the voltron necessarily but and then and to me i have no career to speak of if we all combine forces just imagine into michael carry scott imagine us showing up as the like big guest star grandpa on the bear where everyone's like can you believe the all they got all the big names here yeah remember when ed asner was on ER and he was

Speaker 10 kind of

Speaker 10 grouchy, but he struck up a friendship with Dr. Carter.
And then it turned out that he was scamming him out of all this money. Anyway,

Speaker 10 mom, hello. Oh, thank you.
No,

Speaker 10 it's so nice to be here. It really is.
Because Scott, first, I'm a mom.

Speaker 10 I'm a wife second. Okay.
I'm a dog walker third. Okay.
I'm a shoe enthusiast fourth. Fourth.
Okay. Where are you as a female? I'm getting.
Oh, you're getting there. I'll get there.
I'm an avid

Speaker 10 American Idol Watcher, fourth. Fifth.
You're an avid American Idol Watcher. Fifth.
Fifth. I'm a woman, sixth.
Okay.

Speaker 10 I'm a part-time busboy at the Taste of the Caribbean on Santa Monica Capillo Vernon.

Speaker 10 Okay, that's seventh. That's right.

Speaker 10 How many hours a week?

Speaker 10 Three to four. Three to four hours a week.
It doesn't sound like they need you there. Is this a favor?

Speaker 10 It's a favor. I know the owners.
Okay. I mean, I would hope so.
You work there. I do.
Did you know him before you worked there? Nope.

Speaker 10 We became fast friends. This rest of the world.

Speaker 10 I'm a grandma, hopeful, ninth.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 10 Kids? Yeah, you're a mother. I'm a mother.
I'm a mother first. How old are you? I'm a wife second.
My kids, my kids are 19 and 43.

Speaker 6 Oh, I have so many questions.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 But really, what I'm trying to get at here is 24 years in between kids i'm what was going on and you look so young same husband um first one was an accident the kids have the same husband or do you have them with the same husband kids have the same husband um that's how does that work so your 19 year old uh and your 43 year old both are in like a thrupple relationship with the same guy this guy they are They are beautiful.

Speaker 10 That's, I mean, hey, it's a modern world. Love is love.
I'm not here to judge. Here's what I'm really getting at here is that the 14th thing on the list I am is: I'm a lover.

Speaker 10 A lover. But this is new to me.
I mean, it took you 24 years to have sex again. It did.
It did. I wouldn't necessarily characterize yourself as a lover, but I guess you could be having recreational

Speaker 10 sex.

Speaker 10 It's new to me.

Speaker 10 What's new to you, dear?

Speaker 10 I'm learning. So I'm here in Los Angeles to talk to as many people as I can about this because I just now learned about this.
Carrie, I hope you know that

Speaker 10 women

Speaker 10 can also orgasm wait a second yes well i mean this is news to me

Speaker 6 i i did know this i read about it

Speaker 10 huh

Speaker 6 but i i didn't i wasn't gonna fully buy into the concept until i met a real life in the flesh lady

Speaker 10 what is this triggered by is this triggered by the male orgasm first or well that's what i thought gets the woman so into it that i was i was also reading these fiction books about women orgasming, and I thought it never happened to me, just like you know, aliens coming to the earth.

Speaker 10 But aliens have never come to the earth

Speaker 10 to you, to me, okay. What about I should go around the table, Michael? Um, aliens have never come around the earth to me, okay.
Carrie, is this

Speaker 6 aliens have never come around the earth to me.

Speaker 10 Yes, that's right, okay, yeah, you have a quorum here. We've never seen aliens, no, but and it sounds like none of you have ever seen a woman have the big O either.

Speaker 10 Well, I've watched When Harry Met Sally. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But wasn't the whole point of that she was faking it? Oh, I forgot that part. Oh, I thought she really liked the sandwich, and that's why the woman wanted it.

Speaker 10 That's how it stuck in my mind, too. Isn't it weird? This is like a Berenstein Bears kind of thing.

Speaker 10 Like, I thought When Harry Met Sally was all about these two people who go and eat these really delicious sandwiches. Yeah.

Speaker 6 That is what it's about.

Speaker 10 Yeah, isn't it? Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 If I recall, I told her they're in like cute sweaters.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 6 they're orgasming from yummy sandwiches.

Speaker 10 And the lady's like, I'll have bunch of having or covered in mustard the whole time. You brought the cigar out again.

Speaker 6 Well, I use it as a punctuation.

Speaker 10 So, how has this changed your life? I mean, you had one.

Speaker 10 How does it change?

Speaker 10 It's changed my life for the better. I'll tell you that.
Carrie, you really should just think about it. Just look into it.

Speaker 6 Look into it.

Speaker 10 When you get home, though, please. What?

Speaker 6 Not on my way home?

Speaker 10 I guess I mean not here in the studio. Hey, Siri.
But you can do it on your way home if you want.

Speaker 10 Yes, Carrie.

Speaker 10 Wait, is that how your series is?

Speaker 6 That's my series. That was, I just activated my series.
Hey, Siri.

Speaker 10 What would you like, Carrie?

Speaker 6 I'm wondering about, first of all, I want to stop and get a sandwich on my way home. Please give me the quickest route and tell me how to achieve this orgasm before I get there.

Speaker 10 Giving you directions to Eastside Italian Delhi and your clitoris.

Speaker 10 Turn what? Well, I won't.

Speaker 10 What a cherry sauce. I just bailed.

Speaker 10 So excuse me, I didn't want to give the actual directions, which I was about to do. No, please don't.
Don't give away my assassination coordinates. But I, I, I, I, I, I'm, first time in L.A.

Speaker 10 This is very exciting to me. Where are you from? I'm originally from, uh, I raised my family in

Speaker 10 Fitzmarket, Ohio. Fitzmarket, Ohio.
I've heard of it. And then you moved after that? No, I still live out there.
Why did you phrase it that way?

Speaker 10 I raised my family there, and then you trailed off as if you were going to continue and say, but then we moved to.

Speaker 10 No, both my kids are now married to the same husband, so, you know, it's not really raising a family anymore. Did they meet their husband? Did they meet him individually?

Speaker 10 They did. My 43-year-old, she met him when she was grocery shopping at a Kroger down on Main Street.
Okay. And what was he doing? Was he working there?

Speaker 10 Was he on his three hours a week?

Speaker 10 Yes, he was a part-time Kroger employee, big friends of the people who work there.

Speaker 10 And then my 19-year-old met him at their wedding. Oh, okay.
Well, that's convenient. That's romantic, I guess.
I mean, you know,

Speaker 10 you go to a wedding and it's like you hear about hookups at the wedding.

Speaker 10 Did they hook up on the wedding night?

Speaker 10 They did. Wow.
They did. He consummated it for both of them.
Incredible. Incredible.

Speaker 10 Incredible story.

Speaker 6 It's really love. It's a love story for the ages.
I love it.

Speaker 10 Because you always see when the woman catches the

Speaker 10 bridegroom.

Speaker 10 My youngest caught it. You always see the husband go,

Speaker 10 that could be me.

Speaker 10 Wait, so when you're watching wedding videos

Speaker 10 and you see the bouquet, usually it focuses on the camera zooms in on whoever caught it. Right.

Speaker 10 But then it'll pan over to the husband and you see a recognition in the husband's eyes saying, this could be me marrying the second wife. Yeah.
That's what

Speaker 10 every man thinks that. I think, you know, on your wedding day is, oh, okay.
What if I had a second? The garter, too, right? You zoom in on the woman and she goes, hmm.

Speaker 10 What is that garter when you catch the garter? What does that represent? You have to have sex with the wife.

Speaker 6 Wait a second.

Speaker 6 Have I been doing this all wrong?

Speaker 10 I don't know. Did you have a garter at your wedding?

Speaker 6 I'm wearing one now, but I didn't have one at my wedding. Something has to hold up my stocking.

Speaker 10 That's true.

Speaker 10 And those high-heeled shoes that you keep trotting out the door with.

Speaker 6 Oh, I'm a lady after all.

Speaker 10 So this changed your life.

Speaker 10 It changed my life, and now

Speaker 10 I have this deep need to tell all the women, all the women everywhere. That it's possible.

Speaker 10 How did you achieve it, if you don't mind me asking? And, you know, with as many details as you're comfortable with sharing.

Speaker 6 Keep a PG for our audience.

Speaker 10 PG 13, though, you can say fuck once, but not about actual, you know, the act of having sex. Was that the fuck that that was the only one? Yeah, shit.
I used it. You can say shit, though.
Okay.

Speaker 6 This is a special, just I heard a special children's episode that you were doing. Just one podcast episode a year is for kids.

Speaker 10 It's just for kids.

Speaker 10 oh no is that this one yeah yeah but that's it it's fine yeah okay

Speaker 10 oh okay well so my husband i wasn't even thinking about it and i think that's the key is you don't want to take your mind off what you're doing exactly so my husband he's going downtown with his d-dong and i'm my eyes are first he stand for

Speaker 10 his d-dong his his his devil's dong his devil's dong okay his devil's dog don't get aroused it becomes the devil's dog got it so he's going downtown

Speaker 10 Now, first of all, not to interrupt again, but when I hear he's going downtown,

Speaker 10 I think of he's not doing it with his D-Dong. He's going downtown in terms of an oral capacity.

Speaker 6 Also, you just mentioned Main Street, so I'm really confused.

Speaker 10 Yeah, these directions.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I don't know where I'm, where do I turn left?

Speaker 10 It's okay.

Speaker 10 If you're not familiar with the Ohio area, just feel free to close your eyes and just enjoy. So he's going downtown.
He's going downtown on his devil D-Dong.

Speaker 10 On it

Speaker 10 anyway go ahead my eyes are closed because i'm just trying to focus on anything but that and do you not enjoy sex and i do now okay you did at this particular time you're focusing on something else i'm focusing on something else and i imagine uh i i imagine a a a woman walks into the room and the woman and the woman

Speaker 10 oh here she is wearing yes she just got off a big elephant outside that's her snapping the garters she's she's She's snapping both her garters.

Speaker 10 And that's her putting the bar. Takes the ball gag out of her mouth.

Speaker 10 And I'm like, take off the blindfold, too, you know?

Speaker 10 And then

Speaker 10 suddenly it hits me. I say,

Speaker 10 something overcomes me, and I start feeling tingly. You were turned on at this moment because you're imagining a woman coming into the room and observing you.

Speaker 10 Do you think the observing was part of it, Or do you think

Speaker 10 maybe

Speaker 10 you're more sexually attracted to women? No.

Speaker 10 No, nope. That was quick.
Nope. A quick no or quick for me to offer a quick no.

Speaker 10 Oh, no, I don't think so. I don't think it's that at all.
You don't think it's that? No. Can I ask you some questions about,

Speaker 10 you know, when you go out on the town. Go for it.

Speaker 10 And you see a very attractive woman walk into the establishment you're in. What goes through your mind? Well, my first thought is, well, you know, I'm a mom.
I'm a mom first. I'm a wife second.

Speaker 10 Are you constantly cycling through your rankings? Because now I feel like you have OCD.

Speaker 10 No, it's just a quick little reminder.

Speaker 6 I am a mom, but when I walk into places, my first thought when I walk through a door is not, I'm a mom.

Speaker 10 Is it always the same first thought or is it different for which room you're walking into?

Speaker 6 Never, I'm a mom.

Speaker 10 Usually I'm trying to figure figure out a second escape route.

Speaker 10 Wow. Just like Jack.
That's what dads do. That's what dads do.
That's what a reacher guy.

Speaker 10 So you're a reacher first. I'm a reacher first.

Speaker 10 You're a man second.

Speaker 10 You're a podcaster third.

Speaker 10 I was in the room when Meredith Brooks wrote the song Bitch. What do you feel like

Speaker 10 the process? What's that? What were you doing? I was trying to pitch Meredith Brooks on a documentary about her first album because I knew it was going to be huge. I'm a bitch.
I'm a lover.

Speaker 10 I'm a child. I'm a mother.
But this is what it was. It was just just bar.
You just pushed the list. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And it was just kind of picking out which scanned with the song. Right.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 10 she's an equine enthusiast, but that just didn't work out with the song. Was that number one or two? It was up there on it.
It was after Lover. Oh, okay.
I'm a bitch. I'm a lover.

Speaker 10 I'm an equine enthusiast.

Speaker 6 I'm a Relex Hummel figurine. That didn't make it.
That didn't make it.

Speaker 10 I fought hard for that. I said, Meredith.
Right. This is relatable shit.
This is relatable. Hummel might sponsor this.
I don't know if it's a person or a brand, but yeah. She should have listened.

Speaker 10 I wish she had mentioned that because

Speaker 10 I had that question when listening to it. I go, well, this is a nice song, but is she a...

Speaker 6 What does she collect? Exactly.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 What does she do in her downtime? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Is she sleeping? Is she collecting? I don't know.

Speaker 10 There should be a response song that's asking Meredith Brooks questions about what else she's doing. And that's the thing is,

Speaker 10 we sleep most of our lives. You know what I mean? That should be number one on the list.
I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm a sleeper.

Speaker 6 And I'm assuming she doesn't know how to swim because she didn't mention that she's a swimmer. Yep.

Speaker 10 Don't throw her in a deep lake.

Speaker 10 I wish you had been in the room with me. They were making me sound like a sleep.

Speaker 6 I'm incensed the more I think about it.

Speaker 10 They would give me the meanest looks when I was like, well, people are going to ask if you're a swimmer.

Speaker 10 They would be like, all right, Michael, why don't you go get us lunch? And I was like, all right, that's fine. Were you an intern this day? I mean, you're getting.

Speaker 10 Well, yeah, I wanted to direct a documentary out of it, but ultimately

Speaker 10 I was moving the boom arm of her microphone higher and lower. Were you living in the studio there, too? I was working out of it.
You were living there?

Speaker 10 I was doing my dinner for schmucks there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, wait, those are your dinner parties?

Speaker 10 You have the dinner for schmucks parties? Yeah, I just, well, not anymore because I just found out recently I was always a schmuck. Oh,

Speaker 10 can you believe that? You're a schmuck first.

Speaker 10 A director second.

Speaker 10 An unwinning schmuck first.

Speaker 10 Anyway, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 I do want because I think I'm learning here because I would like to be able to give my partners orgasms. Yeah.

Speaker 10 How do you say we should? because Michael and I have never experienced it, but we'd love to give that to our partners. Are you with someone right now, Michael?

Speaker 10 I think she left.

Speaker 10 Okay,

Speaker 10 I'm not interested. Anyway, we'd love to give our partners this experience.
Yes. What techniques would you suggest that we use? I would suggest that you

Speaker 10 tell her to close her eyes. Okay.
And tell her to think about anything else. Okay.
And see who walks in that door in her mind.

Speaker 10 And I have a feeling it's probably going to be a beautiful woman with long blonde hair. Long blonde hair.
Okay. How long?

Speaker 10 Down to her ankles.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's like Crystal Gale.

Speaker 10 And it's and it's braided, so when she unbraids it, it's even longer. Okay, this is too long.
Now I'm not turned on anymore.

Speaker 10 Well, it's not for you, Scott.

Speaker 10 Wait, this is what you're into? You're into someone with the longest hair?

Speaker 6 It sounds like a children's 70s

Speaker 6 television program.

Speaker 10 It sounds like it's something Fred Guinness would do, longest hairstyle or something.

Speaker 10 I think you're getting a little confused about what I'm, quote, into. Okay.
This isn't what I'm into. This is just what makes me orgasm.
Okay.

Speaker 10 I'm into my husband. I love his

Speaker 10 D,

Speaker 10 his D-Dong. His D-Dong.

Speaker 10 And I'll do anything for that D-Dong.

Speaker 10 I mean, I believe her. Wow.

Speaker 6 I'm turned on.

Speaker 10 Oh, so this is what you're into.

Speaker 6 Now I am.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 10 You might be thinking about this on the drive home with Siri.

Speaker 6 I mean, with

Speaker 10 a description of that, Siri.

Speaker 10 I don't need you, Siri. Okay, Scott.
Reminder. You've got that

Speaker 10 ER

Speaker 10 screen later.

Speaker 10 Thank you, Siri. You're welcome, brother.
Oh, put in a reminder. April 30th.

Speaker 10 April 30, we get dirty. Oh, exciting.
I'll know what that means. Okay.
On April 30th, we get dirty. No, I I haven't heard that.
No, April 30th, we get dirty.

Speaker 10 I kind of heard that Siri voice, and you both have it. Yeah,

Speaker 10 it's new. It's with the liquid interface on the new iPhone, the new iOS.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's from the liquid interface. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm from the liquid interface. We all know exactly what I'm talking about.
I got every word right.

Speaker 10 So all we have to say is when we get out our D-Dongs, close your eyes. Yes.
Think of something else and think of someone walking into the room. Yes.
Put yourself anywhere but here.

Speaker 10 Where were you, by the way? I was in my marriage bed.

Speaker 10 Right. Physically.
But when you say put yourself anywhere but here, like in your mind's eye, where were you at the time? I was at a hospital.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 10 I was in the hospital. Like an ER.

Speaker 10 I was thinking more of the pit,

Speaker 10 more of a. I've never gotten to it.

Speaker 10 Scott, you got to finish these to understand what she's talking about here. You've got to catch up.
I was in the. I haven't even seen Landman.

Speaker 10 And there's some guy who comes on here talking about being a water man every once in a while. I have no idea what they're talking about.
I'm a water man. He's a waterman.

Speaker 10 Hey, get out of here.

Speaker 10 No one likes you.

Speaker 10 And you've been on twice. Get out of here.
My good man.

Speaker 10 Wow, who was that?

Speaker 10 I can't even remember his name. Russ Saguaro.
He's a waterman. That's right.

Speaker 6 We just have so many people coming and going here.

Speaker 10 Look, it's an open-door policy, and it's been that way since the beginning. And at some point, I have to change it.

Speaker 6 If it ain't broke.

Speaker 10 that's a good point. Now,

Speaker 10 as a public service announcement, I remember these being like funded by the government

Speaker 10 as like you know, for smoking or this your brand on drugs.

Speaker 10 Oh, I didn't know you guys funded those.

Speaker 6 It's a different state, but yeah, yeah, or

Speaker 10 an organization, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, for instance. Are you against anything like that? Or I'm

Speaker 10 pro orgasm. You're okay.
So, mothers for orgasm, orgasm, mofos, mofo,

Speaker 10 if anybody would like to join the mofos

Speaker 10 we are taking

Speaker 10 submissions right now. It is a pretty intense process to join though.

Speaker 6 Okay, we could make some real money in merchandising on these mofos.

Speaker 10 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 What's the process of joining? Well, first,

Speaker 10 it's a lot of paperwork, unfortunately, because I go through each application. It's a very tight group that we are.

Speaker 10 You have to list who you are.

Speaker 10 I want the first 20s.

Speaker 10 What's that?

Speaker 10 Oh, meaning the rankings of what we are first. Of what you are first.

Speaker 10 And then I go through them and then I think about them and I pray over them and

Speaker 10 I close my eyes and I throw a die and whose epication the die lands on, I say,

Speaker 10 you are now a mofal. Can I just ask you, your eyes were closed while you were describing that? Who are you picturing podcasting with in that moment? And who walked into the room?

Speaker 10 Well, with my eyes closed, I imagine that.

Speaker 10 Is it Mark Maron?

Speaker 10 He's not going to be doing the show soon, so you've got to get him out of your mind. Oh, no, it's never a man.
It's never a man. I was closing my eyes.
I think

Speaker 10 it was a beautiful red-headed woman, and she was walking in a room, and

Speaker 10 she was covered in blue paint. She had blue paint on her.
A red-headed woman with blue paint? I think this is Mystique

Speaker 10 from the X-Men franchise. And she keeps disappearing on me.

Speaker 6 Have you ever seen that Smurf porn that went around for a while?

Speaker 6 It was like a Dutch.

Speaker 10 It's real.

Speaker 10 That maybe crossed my inbox at some point.

Speaker 6 This is something fun for people to Google for dessert

Speaker 10 after this podcast. But it's real.

Speaker 6 Smurf porn. Go on.

Speaker 10 Is it,

Speaker 10 because I never saw it. Is it animated or no, no? It's live action.

Speaker 6 Dutch Smurf. And they didn't have the best quality body paint, it seems.
A lot of transfer.

Speaker 10 Oh, the poor location scout probably had to do a lot of cleaning up after that. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 So you're worth it, though. So you're into it.

Speaker 10 Rebecca Romaine or Jennifer Lawrence, either one.

Speaker 10 I don't know their names. Are you into her powers or are you just into her looks? I don't know, but she wasn't wearing a bra.

Speaker 10 Well, Mystique is famously naked in those films because she's a shapeshifter.

Speaker 10 And so when she shifts into another character, her body, you know, forms the clothes that that character is wearing. Wow.
No, it could have been. It could have been.
But this woman.

Speaker 10 It sounds like I'm into her powers more than you. This isn't about me.
You don't need to orgasm. We already know.

Speaker 10 Do you mind if I think of Rebecca Romaine and Jennifer Lawrence naked in the Mystique paint? I do. While I orgasm.
Scott, open your eyes, please. Open your eyes.
Okay,

Speaker 10 okay.

Speaker 10 But it's, but it's wonderful to have you on. Unfortunately, we're running out of time.
We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs.

Speaker 10 All right. Oh, nice and short, too.
That was Gimme Dat by Levi Signs. Thank you so much to Levi Signs.
And what do we plug and carry? Obviously, the four seasons.

Speaker 6 Ah, the four seasons on Netflix. Why not?

Speaker 10 Then you're going back into production in

Speaker 10 september and that takes about three months you were saying it'll be back out again next year at the same time at the same time june june how many seasons do you want to do with this till i die till you die i mean you asked me how many how many do i think there will be probably not that many but wouldn't that be great it'd be great if like it could sort of coincide you know what i mean like the very the very last episode i mean i don't want to live forever but i would like you have like a heart attack on screen oh and they use it and they use it

Speaker 10 Oh, talk about a peabody.

Speaker 10 There we go. Anything else in the can that you have coming up?

Speaker 6 Oh, some guest stuff.

Speaker 6 And then we've got the state documentary, which hopefully will be available to the masses soon.

Speaker 10 I would love to watch it.

Speaker 10 Well, this is, I mean, the four seasons is enough. This is a major project.
It took months to film.

Speaker 6 I'm tired from it. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I would imagine. Yeah.
And I love that you're coming here for Bride Month

Speaker 10 when it's your summer off.

Speaker 6 I wouldn't have come, but it is Bride Month.

Speaker 10 Yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 And Michael Lindsey Hogg, what are you plugging?

Speaker 10 Well,

Speaker 10 I want to just chime in on the state. I think you do a screening, you all, the state, 600 undersized Samoans, all in the audience.

Speaker 10 We film it. We make a documentary about the documentary screening.
It plays, Daddy. Yeah, this is the same idea you pitched the Beatles.

Speaker 10 And if it wasn't even good enough for the Beatles, why would the state do it? Although some people have called the state the Beatles of comedy.

Speaker 6 And why did I feel like kind of good about myself that you called me daddy?

Speaker 6 I was like, oh, oh.

Speaker 10 I tell you, it works. I've pitched for years and look at me where I am now.

Speaker 10 Look, you can pitch. It's like asking people out.
Eventually, you'll get one yes.

Speaker 10 You miss 100% of the pools you don't dive in.

Speaker 10 And you miss 99% of the shots that you take.

Speaker 10 It's true. We were shooting around right before this.

Speaker 10 Well, I plugged that. Big Grande, Dan Lippert, Ryan Rosenberg, Drew Tarver, and John Mackey are putting out a new series shortly.
It's biggrandewebsite.com.

Speaker 10 You can listen to the Man Dog Pod, the Improv and Conversation Podcast, anywhere. And go to cbbworld.com for Eat, Pray, Dunk, the Bill Walton podcast, and hey, Randy.
All right, fantastic.

Speaker 10 And mom, what would you like to plug? Yes, sir.

Speaker 10 10th, I'm an improviser.

Speaker 10 You're an improviser. Have you read these books that Michael Lindsey Hogg has read? I have.
My favorite is the Del Close one. And what was that called? It was called, I'm a Man, Get Out of My Way.

Speaker 10 Guru. That's, I mean, that's a lot of people's improv styles.

Speaker 10 I really enjoyed that one. But I'm also on Herald Night.
That's my number 11. I'm on Herald Night.

Speaker 10 I'm on a team called Cowboy Mama, and we perform every other Monday-ish at the UCB Theater on Franklin. In Los Angeles.
In Los Angeles. I come all the way from Ohio.
Or you can just live stream it.

Speaker 10 Fantastic.

Speaker 10 And I want to plug, hey, you know, Michael Lindsey Hogg, he mentioned CBB World. head on over there.
You get ad-free new episodes of this show.

Speaker 10 You get the entire archive, all 900 and some odd episodes we've done, every live episode we've ever done, plus new shows like my show Scott Hasn't Seen, where we watch movies I haven't seen before, which I'm shunting Gillian Jacobs off to.

Speaker 10 We also have the neighborhood listen. We have College Town.
We have CBB Presents with Hey Randy and Who, Me with the Batman, so much stuff over there.

Speaker 10 You really got to check it out. And it's very, very affordable.
We keep the prices down for you. All right, let's close up the old plug bag.
We all have bags, and they need some closing.

Speaker 10 We need these bags

Speaker 10 because we're nosing. That in these bags are lots of plugs.

Speaker 10 So just grab the piece of thread

Speaker 10 and tie it up real tight

Speaker 10 and then open the back bag with me.

Speaker 10 You're a movie with

Speaker 10 the toaster and me

Speaker 10 right.

Speaker 10 Open the back bag with me.

Speaker 10 You're a movie with me.

Speaker 10 Oh, wow, that was Teenage Plug Bag by Frank Burns.

Speaker 10 Is that the Frank Burns Burns from that television show with all the doctors? The pit.

Speaker 10 No.

Speaker 6 Is it called ER?

Speaker 10 No, I'm thinking of that other one, MASH. Oh, no.

Speaker 6 The original ER.

Speaker 10 The MASH. Yes.

Speaker 10 Guys, I want to thank you so much, Carrie. Pleasure to have you on the show finally.

Speaker 6 It's so good to be here. Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 I'm so sorry that your interview got interrupted by this guy.

Speaker 6 You know what?

Speaker 6 I kind of think it was for the better.

Speaker 10 It was meant to be.

Speaker 6 It It was meant to be. My way.

Speaker 10 I beg you for forgiveness. I'm begging for forgiveness.
Beg you for your forgiveness. I'm begging for your forgiveness.

Speaker 10 It's not happening. Please forgive me.
I feel like you have a humiliation kink or something like that. Let me close my eyes here.

Speaker 10 Who's walking in? Who's walking in? Why me? Why me?

Speaker 10 Dr. Manhattan's walking in from Watchmen?

Speaker 10 He's another blue guy? He doesn't have red hair, though. It would be a different thing if Dr.
Manhattan had red hair, like just like a red, curly hair.

Speaker 10 Everyone's, that's why he goes off and he's like, I don't understand these people as they're all bullying him for being a red hair. They're all making fun of his hair.

Speaker 10 All right. And mom, thank you so much for being here.
And I, you know what? I hope you get another orgasm. I really think you got to just move into a relationship with a, with a woman.

Speaker 6 Call us if you do.

Speaker 10 I think one is enough for a lifetime. That's a good point.

Speaker 10 Could you end every guest interview with I hope you get another orgasm?

Speaker 10 It's like, have a great day. This is what I hire you for.
All right, pick up your paycheck on your way out, okay, Michael? Hell yeah. All right.
We'll see you on April 30th.

Speaker 10 And we'll see everyone next week. Thanks, everyone.
Bye. Bye.

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