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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Thank you to Wool the Clown for that catchphrase submission.

Wool the Clown.

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I believe that's a first-time catchphrase submitor.

Thanks to Wool the Clown and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition.

My name is Scott Auckerman.

We have an incredibly wonderful show.

Can something be incredibly wonderful?

There are degrees of wonderfulness.

Okay.

I guess something can be mildly wonderful.

I don't know.

know.

Only happy, happy, incredible.

Happy, incredible.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

I don't know if you would go like, oh, that's sadly incredible.

That's lethargically incredible.

You wouldn't hear that.

Well, we do have a wonderfully incredible show coming up a little later.

In addition to the voice that you just heard, we have a team-building expert.

We also have a photographer will be on the show.

So that is,

this is a really good show.

And I'm sure that you recognized the dulcet tones of the person who was speaking at my 10 o'clock.

Nasally dulcet tones.

Would you consider yourself to be nasal?

Do you know I always had a lot of insecurity about my voice growing up?

Really?

Yeah.

I kind of was like nose and body growing up.

What do you mean by that?

Large, large nose, small, small body.

So your nose to body ratio.

Yeah.

A lot of nose.

Was off small.

Yeah.

Okay.

But I had like allergies and asthma, and I was always stuffed up.

And so I always feel like I sounded really nasally.

You say this as a kid, you were.

Yeah.

because now you have said on this show previously, and I'll introduce you in a second.

Have I said this already?

That you do not remember anything pretty 14 years old.

Well, this is like middle school where things locked in.

Okay.

But like

sixth grade down, yes, still is a blur.

Sixth grade down.

So in the sixth grade, you looked in the mirror and one of your first memories is...

No.

No.

So you had a thing about your voice, and then you chose to get into your profession, which you know what I will say.

There was a voice coach that i went to in high school was it high school it was high school but this guy said uh he says ah you don't have any resonance you don't have any resonance and it's amazing how that sticks right like i was like and i haven't forgotten that and then i had an insecurity about that like i gotta find resonance i gotta find resonance and what what a strange thing to say to a i didn't even know what it meant

yeah yeah what does it even mean i think it just the sound is um oh man voice teachers are shooting themselves across the um

i think it's like the echo chamber of your body is more full with a resonance, you know, like a James Earl Jones or something like that, a really like it goes all the way.

It's only my James Earl Jones.

What if this guy was like, he's no James Earl Jones?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Unless it was James Earl Jones, like, you wouldn't be satisfied.

Yeah.

But you know, like when someone speaks and it's like, whoa, that whole body speaks.

I think that's resonance.

And maybe my, only my nose spoke.

That's maybe.

I don't know, but you sound great right now.

Oh, thanks.

A voice fit for podcasting.

And we're going to talk about your podcast called The Extraordinarians, which is out now.

He also has a movie called Sketch coming out August 6th in the dog days of summer.

Yep.

A way to beat the heat.

Yep.

We did that.

It took us like, my buddy Seth Worley directed it.

Oh, yeah.

And it's, man, it took us like seven or eight years to make.

And it's so great.

I can't wait for people to see it.

It's about, we kind of describe it like Inside Out meets Jurassic Park.

It's a little girl dealing with grief and how okay.

We talked about this film, did we?

No, not you and I.

Oh, good.

seth and i talked about this film seth's been on the show he's not been on this show he was on my uh uh

companion podcast called scott hasn't seen where we talked about the movie september five and he talked about this movie and how it didn't have a distributor yet yeah and it finally came out and i've heard it's incredible oh thank you not just from him i've heard from other people oh man it's so she draws these pictures that are pretty horrific i play her dad and they magically come to life and it just deals with kind of dealing with big emotions and grief and uh he just did a great job so i'm excited for people to see it.

Tony Hale is here.

Guys, Tony Hale's here.

Hi, Tony.

Welcome back to the show.

Oh, thanks.

Great to have you back.

Thank you.

You were just on mere months ago.

Yeah, and I didn't really remember much about it.

I really, I, I really, it does concern me, my memory.

Well, you live in the moment, I think.

Really?

Okay.

Or maybe you're living in the future.

Or maybe I'm so checked out somewhere else that I don't remember the moment.

And that kind of thing.

Or maybe our waking lives are just but a dream.

and they are actually fleeting quickly yes too quickly yeah for my taste i was thinking about i was talking about this with someone last night about i don't know we were talking about you sound fun do i sound nasally no you sound fun what if i heard nasally and you said fun and that's where the trauma started um

we were talking about like some award show years ago something i don't know how this came up we were talking about how back then people thought like yeah we're the shit we're the shit they're dead they're dead and it's fleeting and how much energy and anxiety we give to stuff that is fleeting there's only one guy I think whose work will live on and that's Willie Rocky oh Rocky oh Rocky Rocky Balboa is what you were thinking well yeah I just saw the documentary which documentary is this Balboa it's called Balboa Yeah, it's Sylvester Salone's.

I think it's called Balboa.

But in it, I learned that that Balboa name came from the valley, the street in the valley, because that's where he moved first when he came to LA, and that's where that came from.

And

when he came to LA first, he broke down on the highway, totally broke, and Henry Winkler picked him up in the highway and took it because they had done some movie previously.

It's a really good documentary.

Yeah, I think that was the,

I remember he was on the subway or something.

I'm sorry, Sly.

Oh, yes, yes.

He's one of Hollywood, our Hollywood caretakers now.

I believe he's in charge of Hollywood along with Mel.

Oh, and Arnold.

No, not Arnold.

It's Mel, John Voigt, and Sly are now, they've been put in charge of Hollywood.

Oh, man, to be a fly on that wall.

To be a sly on.

To be a fly on that wall.

Tony, it's great to have you back.

Thank you for having me.

I love it.

You're here to promote the Sylvester Stallone Rocky documentary, apparently.

It's weird.

I'm being paid a lot of money.

But you're here talking about the Extraordinarians, which is a podcast.

You've now segved.

Now, here's the comedy bang bang.

This is the ranking of guests that we like on the show.

Movie stars, number one.

Okay, not that.

Well, you have a movie.

I have a movie coming out, yeah.

What did you say?

I mean, I'm no sly,

but I'm getting that.

So you've been in movies.

So I would say movie stars, number one.

People who have been in movies, number two.

That's maybe where you fall.

Yeah.

Yeah.

TV stars, number three.

Authors,

maybe.

I don't like this hierarchy.

There should not be a hierarchy.

Hierarchy to this.

Podcasters.

No.

And now

you've slipped down from number two to now you're a podcaster.

Podcasters are the voice of our generation.

They're the voice of the future.

Yes.

Everybody listens to podcasts.

That's like the new end thing.

Exactly.

I'm joining late.

Yeah, that's true.

You're the OG.

You're making all the cash.

Sure, I am.

You're super late.

What about, I mean, almost too late?

Oh, should I cancel the show?

Your own show?

Not my show.

Do you have the power to cancel this show?

Sly, Mel,

Tony.

We're getting on this.

John, tell me about the Extraordinarians.

What came up?

What's the concept?

How did it come about?

Give me the full 360 on this.

Okay.

Thank you for asking.

Sure.

About the full 360?

Yeah.

So selling it.

So weird.

We called it full 360.

That's actually a pretty good title.

Missed opportunity.

So Matt Oberg, Kristen Schaul.

Well, Christian Schaul and I did a show years ago called

The Mysterious Benedict Society.

And she's.

Did you create that show?

No.

That was, it was based on a book.

That's right.

Yes.

Did you write the book?

Oh, no.

God, just one thing I've never read.

Have you ever written a book?

No.

Yes.

Really?

Which book have you written?

I wrote a children's book called Archibald's Next Big Thing.

Oh, that's it.

And I wrote it because

when I booked Arrested Development,

I think I'm having a stroke on your show.

A best of of development

when I when I booked arrested development it was my I all I wanted is was a sitcom it was my big thing and it didn't satisfy me the way I thought it was going to satisfy me and it scared me really like

the work was good well I think I just I had given getting a sitcom way too much weight in my life right and it was finally going to be happy yeah and it's that whole thing if you're not practicing contentment where you are you're not going to be content when you get what you want and so I called it art it's about this little chicken who gets this card in the mail that's like, Your big thing is here.

And he's like, Where?

And he goes on all these adventures, but every time he's on an adventure, he's like, I got to get to my next big thing.

And then this little bee comes around and goes, You got to just be, man.

You got to just be.

And then in the end, he realizes the card is right.

Your big thing is right here.

My big thing is talking to you guys right now.

That's my big thing.

I love that.

This, I mean, yeah, this is a wonderful podcast to be on.

So I appreciate that.

Longevity.

That's incredible.

And is it a children's book or is it a long novel?

It's like a two 300,000 page novel, and it just keeps saying your big thing is here.

Will a religion be based on this book, like Scientology?

Oh my God, dreams are coming true today.

I feel like being present is people talk a lot, but that's kind of become its own kind of

centering.

It's something that one tries to do.

It can be too easy to look to the future and your goals.

Yeah.

Why I think my memory was crap.

I think I was somewhere else.

I was like, whether it be anxiety, I kind of checked out somewhere else, and I think that's can affect the memory.

So, you and Chris

did this show together and Matt Oberg, who very funny guy.

And we interviewed people who have done extraordinary things.

A lot of people have broken Guinness records.

And like, one guy slacklined between two hot air balloons.

Um, we interviewed like the national pun competition winner.

Um, we interviewed a guy who did like the most somersaults off a trampoline.

How many, like, three?

I think it was 20.

No,

I think I don't remember.

Like, wait, so he

I'm okay.

Here's, here's what I mean.

Because I saw that.

He was off a trampoline, meaning he would do one each time.

No.

Or

Scott.

Or, or he was on like a giant cliff and he did 20.

That sounds terrifying.

No, it was he bounced on a trampoline and then goes

like so many flips and then comes back and then comes back and he's over 20 up in the air.

It might not be that.

I think it might

be possible.

It might be 12, but it's the most and it's like he has like uh bouncers like they when he goes it's like like people who are are uh controlling

keeping him away from the clubs or in the pubs but like bounce him so he can get higher oh i see it's like a double bounce people that feels like it's cheating okay did you tell him that I did we try to shame all of the people who got Guinness records it's interesting uh uh to talk to me normal people oh thanks I meant to tell you that but Disney so interesting to talk to you Thank you.

I think that's a very nice compliment.

But to have a podcast where you're talking to normal people, we talk to normal people on this show all the time.

Like, we just talk, you know, you're a.

By the way, I don't like calling them normal people.

Again, the hierarchy.

Non-coms.

Oh, non-coms.

Non-commissioned officers.

I got it.

No, but I mean, like,

I'll talk to you.

You're a person who's in movies and podcaster.

But then later on the show, we have a photographer.

We have a team building.

So we talk to people.

Which I'm really looking forward to meeting.

Right.

But

we talk to, you know, non-movie stars all the time on this show is it difficult uh to have convers you know because you're talking to these people for the first time i would imagine there's no pre-interview or anything yeah yeah yeah uh

but uh is it is it uh a difficult challenge or an interesting challenge to talk to people who are not used to the art of podcasting or talking on microphones no i don't know it hasn't been i mean it's all everyone wants to tell their story yeah and it's about the questions you ask like i think you always kind of leading them with

like the the national pun competition girl we chatted with, who was just fantastic.

Like, like, how when you were, when you were little, did you, did, did you have like a matrix in your head where there were so many words that came up?

I mean, she's a songwriter too, and her mind just kind of works in a very unique way where she'll see something, and it's like this kind of matrix comes up in her head, and there's all these different versions of like a word.

Oh, wow.

You know, and so just kind of finding all that stuff out, leading them in questions.

Um, and how is it

because so many of these podcasts that come out are also the Strachland guy.

Why?

Yeah, why are you doing this?

Why?

You're facing death every day.

I cut you off, Scott.

I apologize.

Tony, I accept your apology.

Oh, you know what?

I forgive.

Am I still interested?

But

I don't even know what I was going to ask.

Mission accomplished.

Damn it.

You were the guy who put up that mission accomplished banner behind George W.

Bush, right?

Yeah.

That's your catchphrase, i recall yeah ever since the arrested or uh abested yeah

living each day is a mission accomplished right yeah like getting through a day sometimes is a mission accomplished sometimes is yeah um this sounds like a fascinating show i'm sure you're talking to a lot of guinness uh book of world record holders yeah we our friend fred guinness is in charge of that book i'm you're you're probably going to have him on the show i would i would yeah i would hope to i'm sorry i'm missing him today yeah he's not here today i think he's bad planning on scott ackerman's part well i believe i was given this time and this time only from our guest of honor.

Oh,

no, it's my fault.

Shoot.

Well, it sounds like an incredible show.

How many episodes are out currently?

One.

One.

We just premiered this.

This is easily bingeable at this point.

It is.

We had one and it was the pun competition.

Okay.

And it was just fantastic.

So fun.

I think people will really enjoy it.

Great.

And how long are you going to continue to do this?

How long are you going to be my main competition?

Well, I mean, how long have you been doing this?

16 years next week.

Dude, that is a long time.

Too long.

No, what an accomplishment.

Don't ask me that.

You'll be the final arbiter because I don't want the competition.

No, but that's 16 years, man.

That's great.

Yeah.

Do you think you'll get there?

Oh.

Here's hoping, man.

Wouldn't that be fun, though?

Like, you just started the show.

You love the conversations that you have with you.

And you love the, I love friends.

Like your friends, well, your new guests come on and old friends and stuff like that.

One of them is an old friend, the photographer, but I wouldn't even say an old friend, but a colleague.

Oh, and you're saying the other one is what?

I've never met before, so I'm looking forward to that.

Oh, okay, good.

Yeah.

That would be really unfortunate if they used to be a friend.

That's right, an enemy.

Yeah.

Maybe a friend of mine.

Have you had a lot of enemies on?

On the show?

Yeah, I think I've had a low number, about 58 or so.

Did you bring them on to try to reconcile, or did you bring them on just to like

they start out as guests and then like

big chunky bubbles, they become enemies.

Big chunk of bubbles.

He's a

soup artist, bubble artist.

Wait a second.

So he, I didn't hear this one.

I'm so sorry.

That's okay.

He's been on the show a handful of times.

Oh.

And he.

Well, 16 years.

That's

you come across all kinds.

Yeah.

Which I'm sure you're going to find out with The Extraordinarians, one episode of which is right now.

There's a lot of Guinness Records out there quickly yeah when he's eating the soup and he doesn't eat the soup oh okay he blows the bubbles with with the soup with or or or make the air makes the bubbles with it yeah oh okay i've seen those things at museums where are they massive bubbles yeah

they're pretty big but then they're they're also scalding hot and they when they burst they tend to they burn him they they they they don't burn him they burn the children that are there for the parties

you got to catch up with the show because this is his law you'd think the parents would step in.

You would think.

Yeah.

But he keeps getting hired.

Wow.

Oh, man.

Word of mouth would be his worst enemy.

I also feel like you have a responsibility on this to say something.

I'm shining a light.

The best sunlight is the best disinfectant, they say.

So I'm shining a light on his practices.

Oh, wow.

Bringing awareness.

Because this is an enemy.

No, this is not an enemy.

He's become an enemy.

He's become an enemy.

Yeah.

He's one of the most sour assholes I've ever had.

Oh.

The unfortunate

non-privileged to talk to.

Do you mind me asking how many children have been scalded?

I think it's in the dozens, certainly, if not hundreds, at this point.

Damn, that is really shocking that it keeps going.

I know, but you know, everyone's got to do something, right?

Everybody's got a gift.

Much like how you have a gift for podcasting with Extraordinarians, one episode of which is out now.

How many are in the tank?

You keep saying the one, man.

How many are in the tank?

How many of you recorded?

There's just one.

Oh, we've only recorded one.

No, we've recorded six.

I missed the question.

We've recorded six.

So are you

six episodes ahead?

Do you do this once a week?

Or what's

a week?

I'm actually doing one after this.

Are you really?

Who are you talking to after this?

Can you spoil it?

No.

I can't spoil it.

God damn it.

Because I don't know if I have the complete details about it yet.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of like the surprise.

Do you walk into the recording studio and let them tell you who they are?

Sometimes it's just a little bit.

A little bit.

A little bit.

I think it's funner when you're not have that much prep.

Yeah.

Like today.

Yeah, exactly.

I have no prep for you.

I have one thing written down here: The Extraordinarians, one episode of which is out now.

How long have you had that whiteboard?

This particular whiteboard, this uh, I believe this came around during COVID, so it must be five years at this point.

Yeah, yeah, what do you yeah, it's a got a lot of marks on it, a lot of marks, the kind that you can't wash off anymore.

I know.

Do you want to buy me a new whiteboard now that you're a podcaster?

Uh, do you want to buy me new headphones?

We talked about headphones before, sure.

Why don't we do a swap?

If we can find headphones and a whiteboard that are the same amount, the same price.

Oh, that's not going to happen.

You can find the fanciest whiteboard.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Okay.

There's got to be one out there that's how much are headphones these days?

What could they possibly be?

$8,000?

$2,000?

This is interested development.

Yeah, and I was at Staples and I saw a whiteboard for $1,000.

Did you really?

Yeah.

Okay.

So I think it's a good swap.

Okay, great.

Can I have your credit card number?

Yeah, sure.

It's 111.111.69.69.

Did you catch the arrested development reference that I did in the middle of that?

Oh, how much could, what is it?

How much could a banana cost?

Oh, yeah.

I didn't catch it.

Yeah.

But that is one of my favorite lines.

How much could a banana cost?

$10?

Yeah.

Do people come up to you doing arrested development references to you all the time?

Last night someone did, and they were talking about me and Army, Buster and Army.

Oh, okay.

And my awards.

Oh, right.

And how there were stuffed animals.

And then did you corner them and talk about some award show where everyone thought they were the show?

I said guess what you're gonna die and this is fleeting stay in the moment bye-bye

bye-bye

um

i i have to mention that the last time you were here on the show you uh

sent a message to my daughter as the character of forky oh uh and i uh took the recording of it and i said it to an a little animated gif of forky and i played it for her and she was uh it was it blew her mind oh I love that do you know that made me so excited that I just think I pulled my neck out I went ah can I reset that for you

do you need to get up and stretch or do jumping jacks or anything

oh I love that I that is one of my favorite things to do I actually did that also last night it's become a little bit of a party trick because it's like almost even if people aren't asking Like if I find out they have someone just goes like, hey,

does anyone have a fork?

You go, hey, I played fork before I can record something for you.

Um, if I found out somebody has like a, it's like the age of like two to four

child, I'm like, uh, can I give your kid a voice move over from forky?

And they're like, All right, man, back off.

She loved it.

Oh,

she was like, Again, forky again.

She would do that over and over and over again.

Because it means they're in that magical space where they believe, you know, forky is real.

Apologies to those out there who still think.

Anyways,

but I, but I, I, I said it to an animated gif that I'd like to see that, But it still had the watermark in it.

So I'm hoping you can find a different gift for me and

maybe sync it to that.

Also, good dad.

That's good dad.

You're a great dad.

That's the one thing I've done.

Oh, no, I think you've done a lot of other things.

16 years of podcasting and an amazing wife.

That's true.

Yeah.

That's not, I mean, it hasn't affected her all that much, but I am a good dad.

You're right.

She adores you.

Thank you so much.

You've never talked to what?

And all we talked about was.

I did a pre-interview before this with her.

Well,

the podcast is called The Extraordinarians.

From what I'm told, one episode is out right now, and it is

concerning the pun competition.

Champion.

How do they ask, like, what do they do?

They say, like, Apple, and then you come up with a pun.

She had this whole, her name is Janea.

I forgot her last name, but

they say a topic, and then it has all these kind of rules to it.

Like, it can't be this and this and this.

So, like, I don't know.

Yeah, but they say a word, and then they have five seconds to complete a pun or something to like come up with a pun.

So, it's if it's like fruit, they go, Well, apparently, I dude, exactly.

Or, like, if they said like fire, it's like someone like, oh, you got smoked or something.

But

I just forgot what I was going to say.

Wait, um, they have five seconds.

We were talking about the amount of seconds, which is five seconds, and

lost me.

But she loves it.

This is the takeaway.

She loves it.

She loves it.

And she's really, really good at it.

And it is pretty wild.

Yeah.

It's wild.

And it's just a part of that brain.

Like, she can just quickly come up with all that kind of stuff.

And then every week is going to be a new interesting person who's going to talk about their exploits and the just extraordinary things.

The things that they've done.

How are you finding the people to book the show?

Are you out there in these streets?

Like

looking around for people.

We're all at Guinness.

Guinness conventions.

We have a great producer, Kevin.

Bartelt.

He should change his name because it looks like Bartel.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

And then he makes us say Bartelt.

Yeah.

What the fuck is going on with this guy?

Oh, gosh.

I have to talk about Kevin.

Yeah.

There's a, that makes me think of, wasn't there a show called We Got to Talk About Kevin?

I don't know.

Oh.

Anyways, he comes up with great people.

Yeah.

Oh, so he finds the people.

Yeah.

He's researching and just finding all these people that have done extraordinary things.

And they're just cold calls that he's like, hey, do you want to talk to

Arrested Development and Veep?

Yeah.

Tony Hale.

And Kristen Shaw.

And it's just, but it's like, and we.

The last man on earth.

Last man on earth.

Bob's burgers.

And Bob's burgers.

And we did this thing also where people can nominate like their friends who are like the worst or the best.

So they'll say like, oh, my friend's the best at making scrambled eggs.

And then we call their friend and say, you've been awarded the best.

Tell us about your scrambled eggs.

And then you're also talking to people who are the worst at things.

And the worst at things.

So like somebody says like a really bad joke teller would be like, hey, supposedly you were nominated as the worst joke teller by your sister.

And so then we talk to them about that.

And has this caused any fights between

friends or families or anything?

Not as any, but I'm not a huge fan of conflict, so

I can steer that away.

Oh, good.

I might just lie.

So you were actually voted the best.

You're the best joke teller.

Oh, well, I got my notes wrong.

You're the best.

And your sister loves you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's wonderful.

But it's great.

And it's also, as you know, it's just so fun to hang out with friends and like come up with stuff and meet these fascinating people.

Well, this is fantastic.

Tony Hale is here.

You can stick around the entire show, right?

We're going to be pleased to this.

Is my jam to meet new people?

I love this.

A team-building expert is coming up on the show, as well as a photographer.

We're going to take a break.

When we come back, we'll have more Tony Hale, more comedy bang bang.

We'll be right back after this.

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You should do my other show Scott hasn't seen because I've never seen Veep before.

You and Matt got to come on.

Oh, yeah.

It's a fun show.

Yeah.

How many, how many episodes?

Are there more episodes than of the extraordinaries?

Yeah, a lot.

There's seven seasons of that.

Seven seasons.

How many would you do?

Like 10

episodes per season?

Oh, we, I think it was 10.

Yeah, so like 70 episodes?

Man, both you and I, man, the memory is just fading away as we're talking.

That's okay.

You know, the important thing is right now, where we are, the thing, the human interactions that we're doing.

This is our big thing, Dave.

This is our big thing.

Yeah, this is the thing we're doing right now.

Well, The Extraordinarians is out now.

Sketch comes out August 6th.

We need to get to our next guest.

She's a team-building expert, I'm told.

Please welcome for the first time on the show, Crushette Dungan.

Oh my God.

Well, okay, I'm so excited to be here.

I'm excited to have you.

Welcome.

I'm Crishette.

I'm a team building expert.

And I, okay, so I really wanted to be on here so that you could finally have access to me because I work with teams that need building.

And just like, if it's something that comes up for you and you're like, oh my gosh, this for this podcast, we're not gelling, we're not working, we're not gluing, we're not holding.

I need to get Christette in here and get some, get some activities going to really bond and get us together.

Okay, great.

Yeah, I mean, Tony and I, we have a rapport, he's been on the show approximately twice before.

We could always use more help.

We could use, yeah.

What are some extra example of an exercise you would do for a team?

Oh, I love this.

It's so a really good question.

Did you just really cocktail?

Well, I do have to make one quick confession: is that I'm still out.

Like, I haven't been in yet.

Oh, how do you mean?

Okay, so last night, so I had a great team baulting experience last night with Nordstrom Rack.

Okay.

So we were all together.

We did all the fun activities and we were so gelled, right?

And we were like, we don't want to stop.

Let's go out.

So we had a full night of it.

Okay.

We started at the woods, which is Woody Harrelson's weed lounge.

So we started there and then we went to Batagalui, which is like a really good Italian place.

We went to the back, we had a pizza, and then I had a raspberry macaron.

Is that how you say it?

Macaroon.

Macaron.

Macaroon.

I think macaron is the Canadian prime minister.

I think a macaroon maybe.

Macaroon.

Yeah.

So good.

You just had one.

Just one macaron.

I just had one.

Oh, okay.

Building a base.

Some more food in your tummy.

And then we went to the Abbey.

Oh, okay.

The Abbey is a cocktail bar.

It's a bar.

Okay.

And we danced, and I ended up on a table, and I ended up getting kicked out.

But that did not stop the night.

We kept going.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Where did you keep going after if it didn't stop the night?

Okay, so there's this, there used to be a bar called Ledoux, but now it's just an open warehouse.

So we went there.

And then I went to...

What did you do with the open warehouse?

There was nothing to go.

Just looked around?

Did you think it might still be the bar?

I thought it was still open and active, but it wasn't.

It's been shut down, and it's just an open warehouse.

A warehouse.

Yeah.

It's so interesting to convert a bar into a warehouse.

It's just empty.

But it's looking like there's a lot of potential there.

So then I don't like to take Ubers, so I just got on one of those Postmates robots and wrote it, and it was going to Galson's.

So I went to Galson's, went to the soup bar, got a little more base.

Then I went to the bottom.

They usually tidy those up around like 8 p.m.

They take all the soup out of the terrains.

Oh, this was at 7.45.

Oh, okay.

Then we went.

You said you got a base.

So this was at 7.45.

You had a massively huge evening pre 7.45.

Yeah, it's just getting started.

Do things really stay open all night?

Yes.

This is LA, baby.

Oh, yeah.

And also, it's five in the afternoon and most of the places you went to, it sounds like.

Yeah.

So it's, but it's a hoppin' city all hours.

Can I explain?

What do you mean by you got a base?

You had to build a base before you're drinking.

Oh, like a food base.

A food base.

Uh-huh.

Got it.

So you're building the base, you go, but you have little bits as you go.

So one macaroon will get you to the next place, and then you just have little bites as you go.

I see.

Because you don't want to eat too much, because then once you're up and you're out, and you have a whole flight of, you know,

IPAs or something.

That's all coming up.

You know what I mean?

Oh, I hear you.

Got it.

Okay, so after Gelson's, did you hop back on the

Postmates robot?

Yeah, I think his name was

Shimmy.

and we know a shimmy by the way oh you do yeah shimmy comes on this show he's still

trapped in the walls somewhere it's not a robot but okay he's a human being i hope i meet i love i love that name um so then i rode shimmy to birds which was a quick birds is a restaurant uh over by

and then i caught a show at ucb oh you caught an entire show yeah

and then um i went to the celebrity center oh the scientology celebrity center across the street they had a um they They had a bagel bar going.

Oh, but you're not a Scientologist.

No.

No.

I just know they let anybody in there.

So they had a full bagel bar.

They had a bagel bar.

What does that mean?

They have a ton of bagels, an assortment of bagels, and then some locks and cream cheese.

Yes, yes.

Capers, locks, cream cheese.

You can get your bagels scooped out.

Whatever you need.

So I had a bagel, more bays.

And then we went to Warwick.

What is Warwick?

It's a hot, hot, hot spot.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

And so one of the things is I don't like to, I like to stand in line.

Oh,

what do you, what do you enjoy?

Most people don't care to stand in line.

I like it.

You like it.

I like it because then you can mingle and meet.

And I like to get people in line, like doing some activities.

Like

team building.

Yeah.

Wow.

Because we're all in a team.

We're all working together on this line.

And what would be a team building exercise you'd do in that line?

I would say, who has an egg on them?

I mean, that's a tough ask, I would imagine.

It is, especially in a club.

Yeah, that one has it work out so great.

So then I'll usually do like two truths and a lie.

Oh, okay.

So, like, what is an example?

I think I know what it is.

Okay, so the way it works is you work out like you jumble up in your head like the two truths and one lie.

So, what are two truths and a lie?

Okay, so hi, I'm Chrisette.

I am a licensed T-voting expert with a license.

Yeah.

The fact that that you said that twice makes me feel like that's the lie.

I have

only injured four people during the trust fall experience.

Okay, I need the lie too.

And I

am from

New Gasbury.

Wow.

I feel like number one was the lie.

I don't think it's number one.

I believe you're a licensed.

You think she's licensed?

Okay.

Which one do you think is the lie?

The new Gaspar?

I would say New Gasparry.

You're right, because that's not a place.

Where are you?

Where are you from?

I'm from New Hampshire.

Oh, okay.

That is a place.

I've heard of that.

Yes, that is a place.

Yeah.

So, but I usually don't even like to lie because I like to keep things really honest with my participants.

But

yeah, so I did injure a few people during a trust fall experience.

What happened?

Are you not there to catch that?

I was doing,

so I was working with Erewhon grocery stores.

Erwan is a grocery store that's very expensive here in Los Angeles.

All this tracks you and Erwan.

Yes, right.

So I got all the employees together.

We were going to do this trust fall.

Turns out they're all very limber.

So they couldn't do the stiff as a board thing.

So he's noodled straight through the arms and ended up.

So he passed through you almost.

Yeah, he passed through.

So that was one of them.

Did you kind of go along with the others or were

you able to be strong for him or no?

No.

No.

He noodled and I was like, oh, God, I don't know.

This is above my pay grade.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're the person who's getting late.

I know, but exactly the exact pay grade.

I've only been doing this for 15 months.

What did you do before, Cruchet?

Oh, so I sold medical devices to

one hospital.

Okay, so an assortment of medical devices, or did you just sell one medical device?

I sold one medical device that I made in my garage.

To one hospital.

To one hospital.

What was the medical device?

So, what it was is like a thing where you hook up to your earlobes and it reads

your blood.

I mean, that sounds like a great invention.

Did this work?

So I saw that girl who made that thing.

Yeah, the what was her name?

Amanda.

No, what was her name?

She she defrauded all of her the people on yeah you put a little bit of blood in a little machine that tells you if you have anything she's like that's brilliant you know yeah yeah yeah so she went to prison for a long time, though.

Yes, but I,

yes, I didn't finish a documentary.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So

basically, it's like jumper cables, but you put them on your ears and then it tells you what your blood's doing.

I mean, I kind of wonder if that, if it, I'm, I'm questioning if it did well.

And I'm questioning if that finances your like party life.

Like, does it?

Yes, it did very well.

The hospital bought about 15 medical devices.

Oh, so how much were they each?

They were $35,000.

Whoa,

you made bank.

So that really funded me.

So I'm really just doing the team welding for fun.

I mean, it's really what fuels me.

It's my passion.

Like, I love meeting people.

I love getting them to gel and to clump up.

Okay, well, maybe we should do some exercise.

Yeah, I love that.

Yeah.

Okay, great.

Does anyone have an egg?

Clump up?

What does that mean?

Is that like the clumps from the nutty professor?

Yeah, like a family.

Oh, I got it.

Okay, yeah.

I didn't realize that was a slang term that was born out of that movie.

To clump up is to be like a family.

Yes, exactly.

Got it.

So I love everyone who works together to feel like a family, right?

Oh, yeah.

So clump up.

Are we starting to feel like a family here?

Yeah, I am.

Well, we haven't even started the exercises.

No, but I still feel an energy.

Is that what you're talking about?

There's some work to do, right?

Does anyone have an egg?

Tony, do you have anything?

I don't have an egg.

I have a coaster.

Okay, does anyone have a small ball or a marble?

Were you playing marbles earlier or last night maybe with this person?

Does anyone have a spoon?

I have a set of scissors.

Okay, scissors will work.

Scissors and a coaster, okay?

So we're going to start at one end of the room.

Okay.

And you're going to carry that coaster across on that scissors and not drop it.

And we're going to cheer for you.

We're going to cheer.

Okay, so Tony, go ahead.

I think, is there a specific way I should hold the scissor?

Well, that's up to you.

That's where you get creative.

Okay.

However you want to try to hold it.

I think I was taught to hold the scissor, the point side in.

Maybe I should do that.

Don't you think you would get stabbed if you fell on it?

That's true.

Maybe I'll do it.

I think that you should always hold them out towards the person you're giving to them because they get stabbed.

I should have told you guys I have injured a few people during this exercise.

So, so they with the scissors or with the eggs.

Oh, okay.

Well, with the egg as well.

This excellently saw it.

All right.

All right.

Well, take care of yourself.

Be careful with it, but go ahead and take that coaster, put it on the screen.

We don't have to cheer for him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And what is the coaster again?

I put the coaster.

On the scissors, and you don't drop it.

Great.

Okay, so here we go.

Tony's put the coaster on the scissors.

He's now getting up.

Yeah.

Is this a blindfold you're putting on me?

That's just.

And this this is a satin blindfold

how do i feel yeah satin that's legit i wasn't concerned until now

it's yeah that's from my house okay what do you usually use this for yeah um

what kind of podcast is this uh informational yeah okay well i usually use that for some personal things okay okay i mean that's information so i think it would

if it were to tell us it would fit on usually use that for

for so my lover i'll put a blindfold on him and then we'll play hide and seek.

Okay.

I'm not so concerned actually where that came from.

I'm a little concerned not be able to see with the scissors in the face.

Oh, I thought you were concerned about the sanitary.

No, that doesn't concern me.

Okay.

I think that I wasn't nervous until you put a blindfold on me with scissors.

That did make a mistake.

Okay, well, you know,

Tony, how about it?

Here we go.

I guess that's what the.

Come on, Tony.

Come on, Tony.

You want to get up?

Tony, you can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Tony, Tony.

Oh.

Oh, man.

I didn't hit myself, but that, did you not want to tell me where the wall was?

Isn't that a part of the trust?

Oops.

Okay, yeah, that was what we were supposed to do.

We were supposed to, oh, instead of cheering, we're supposed to

slow down, slow down.

You're close to the wall.

Okay, we'll do that.

I did forget that part.

Oh, okay.

Put the blindfold back on.

Put it back on.

Okay, okay, okay.

Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.

Well, slow.

Wait,

he was sprinting.

Yeah.

That's not.

You got to start slow.

And then we say slower.

All right.

Should we all go get drinks?

Yes.

I mean, should we have one now?

Do you mixed drinks?

I have a flight for us.

Wait, so you didn't bring an egg, but you brought a flight?

Yes, I brought a flight.

Okay.

What is the flight of?

Is it eggs don't travel well in my big bag?

Yeah.

And liquor?

Oh, and okay.

Yeah.

So I brought a flight of airplane bottles.

Oh, wow.

So these can be, we'll just do.

How did you get the airplane bottles?

They usually don't sell those to I was on a flight and I snapped a lot of bottles.

I know.

A lot of bottles.

Well, I flew from New Guinea.

Why were you in New Guinea?

What were you doing there?

Team building.

Wow, so people are actually hiring you.

Yes, I'm international.

You're international.

Wow.

Wow.

Are you getting good reviews?

Are you getting?

Yeah, please.

Can I look you up on Yelp?

Yeah, are you on?

Okay, let me look you up.

What is your business name, if you don't mind me asking?

It is Crochette.

Crochette, I believe I'm spelling that correctly.

Yes, it's like Crochet and Bridgette.

Yeah, yeah, Crochettes

Clumps.

Clumps.

Crochettes Clumps.

Okay.

Okay.

You've seen my site.

I've actually seen it.

Okay.

It's a one and a half star average here.

That's really good.

A lot of people saying

that the business name doesn't tell you exactly what was going to happen to you.

Yeah.

But it's catchy.

I didn't bring an egg and then suddenly my session was over.

Yeah.

Can you break down what would have happened with the egg if there was always an egg present?

Well, there are two things that we do with the egg activity.

Now, and I hear those reviews, but also, I'm going to take a little tip from Tony.

Those people weren't living in the moment.

They were thinking too much about like, oh, what could have happened?

What would have happened?

Yeah, what did you wait for?

Right.

And you should just live in the moment and enjoy it.

What's in front of you, you know?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, with the egg, there are two options.

You can either put it on the spoon and do what you did and go across the room and we'll say, hey, hold, hold, hold, hold.

Slow, slow, slow.

Don't sprint.

Or there's egg drop where each participant will have an egg and cover it in something and we'll all drop them at the same time and you want to when you take oh i i gotta back up yeah please you don't mind we could cover it in in something what does that mean well that's where you get creative oh okay oh i see you're trying to make it not break once it drops so some people would put a uh uh rubber bands with a kleen x to make a parachute like um

packing peanuts or you could put a pillows around it oh okay so you're trying to protect you're trying to protect the egg and then everybody just drop drops it together and i say drop.

And then we all see who passed the test.

Yeah, but that seems like an individual challenge.

How does that help team work?

Does the team go like, I don't think that's going to work?

Team can

team can

talk.

Team can talk.

Oh, that's team can talk.

I know, so you have some

of my catchphrase.

It says number one: team can talk.

Team can talk.

So teams

say, oh, I've seen that you wrap this up in just one slice of paper.

that's not gonna that didn't work so next time maybe we would do something different so team can talk team can talk okay great what a great motto yeah did you have a mentor that that taught you tony robbins oh the the same tony tony robbins that no no no oh tony robins my neighbor that i grew up next to in new hampshire oh oh what what was what was tony robbins's deal um he he was a big loner but like a lone shark or what is he gave oh loner he hung out on him by himself a lot but he studied teams because he desperately wanted to be part of teams and so i learned everything from him like oh what is he missing his life this guy needs he wants this he wants that

he wants to talk exactly whatever happened to him

he's um

he's he's he's still there still there

still still there but how or like whatever whatever happened to him in his life other than just being in his i i wasn't asking about his location no it's okay it's a it's a little bit dark yeah is this is this the friend that you had the blindfold with is this the same

is this i mean you don't have to no we did date okay yeah he um yeah what happened he was looking for me i had the blindfold on he was looking for me

and um you wait you had the blindfold on and he was looking for you yes it's difficult well we were trying we were mixing it up oh okay and he was looking for me looking for me He couldn't find me because I had a pretty good hiding spot.

Where were you hiding?

I was like deep, deep under the house.

Oh, like in the basement?

No, I just dug a hole under the house.

Can I just, I'm going to be really honest?

Because

I think I want to hear,

was there a lock on that door?

Did he put you down there?

And this is not something you want to share?

Okay.

Well, first of all, let me just say I'm glad you're out.

Me too.

And that's why I like to be around people.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you were, you were, you were locked in a dungeon.

Is it safe to call it a dungeon?

It was under a house.

It was not that.

You were blindfolded.

Oh, locked in a dungeon.

I lived with some raccoons.

It was really, actually pretty fun.

I had a good time.

Wow.

Okay.

And I really got those raccoons to work together.

Team did talk.

Wow.

Team did talk.

But I think I learned a lot from that experience in particular.

I bet.

Yeah.

And so now I'm using everything I learned from him

from that experience.

Took a big old flight to LA.

And pun intended as well, because all of these flights.

And I have never looked back and I have built teams all across the city.

If you go into a store and you feel the synergy of that team, there's a pretty good chance that

Chris Crochet Clark.

Also, I have seen the raccoon logo around town.

Is that you?

That is me with the blindfold on

the blindfold.

The literature that you brought has just a ton of pictures of raccoons.

That's it.

That's it.

Some of them are mating in this.

That's right.

Yeah.

One of them has a blindfold on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

I just love that you use something which sounds really awful and dark and used it for the positive.

That's right.

It's called

alchemy.

Sure, it is, but

I'll take you at your word.

Okay, so what's an example of a place you've gone in this city?

And you're like, the vibes here are perfect and the people are synergized.

Where were you last night?

Yeah, where were you last night?

It sounds like a lot happened to you last night.

Oh, it was a restaurant downtown.

Was it Little Caesars?

Like Pizza Pizza?

Yeah.

No, but

I just worked with him, and that team is United.

Fire.

Was the little guy in the toga there with

Pizza Pizza Pizza?

Yeah, he had the two pizzas on his stick.

That's right.

Yeah.

Wow.

He didn't, he probably had the biggest growth spurt in that group.

Really?

Wow.

He did not want to work with people, and then he was talking team at the end of it.

He was talking.

Yeah.

Period.

Team can talk.

Well, this is fantastic.

Oh my gosh,

I did, Tony.

Do you feel like you learned anything here?

Did I learn anything?

You slammed into the wall a couple of times.

Yeah, but that's okay.

Listen, it was worth it.

Yeah, I think it was.

I feel I feel connected to you.

I'm inspired by you are really making lemonade out of some serious lemons.

Thank you.

And putting a little bit of a flight in there.

Yeah, and putting a little bit of extra.

And I just want, so now that you have access to me,

you have my personal email address.

Okay.

You can use me for any of your team building experiences.

I definitely will.

I mean, this has been an invaluable experience, I think.

And you should, you should probably, with your co-hosts on the Extraordinarians, you should probably do some of this training with them as well.

Yeah, Crochet.

Yeah.

Two truths and a lie.

Egg drop.

We can build our own.

That can be a weekly segment on your show, The Egg Drop.

The Egg Drop.

I do want you to take care of yourself.

Yeah.

I don't feel like you're self-medicating a bit or a lot less.

I would say disassociating.

Yeah.

Much like Tony did with his childhood.

Well, fully.

I'm just

with your memory.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just have exercises for that.

Really?

And I'm just so busy.

Right now I'm in my building phase.

Right, right.

So I'll sleep, you know, when I'm dead.

When you're dead.

Yeah.

I think we all will.

I mean, that's

the truth.

Words to live by or to die by.

We need to take a break.

When we come back, we're going to have a photographer, but can you stick around, Cruchet?

Yeah, I can do that.

Okay, great.

We're going to be talking to a photographer when we come back.

We're going to come back with more Tony Hale, more Cruschette Dungan.

We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this.

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comedy bang bang, we're back.

Tony Hale, the extraordinarians, one episode of which I'm learning right now is out currently.

But the plan is for more episodes to come out.

Yes, that's the plan.

That is the plan.

But, you know, I mean, God laughs when we humans make plans.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

All right.

Well, I guess it's over.

And we also have Crushette Dungan here, who was taking us through a few other exercises during the break.

Yeah.

Yes.

Slide on the carpet.

Slide on the carpet was one that.

Like a dog?

No, on your belly.

Oh, because you were rubbing your ass against my carpet.

And that's what Walter does.

That's when team can talk about, hey, let's get you on your belly.

Who's Walter, by the way?

My dog.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

You can't just say that's what Walter does.

Not explain who Walter is.

I like watching Walter slide as a little bottom on the rug.

Yeah.

So we, yeah, you were sliding your butt on the carpet

the entire time.

Oh, God, I wish somebody had told me.

You didn't tell me.

Isn't that kind of part of your job to tell me though?

We let you work it out for no judgments.

No judgments.

And then we start talking.

Yeah.

oh but unless i brought it up i wouldn't have known no we we watched you scoot for a little bit and then we we'd let you know yeah we had a good time watching you we were all laughing and giggling and that's part of the team yeah

we were team building laughing at you yeah that's one technique that i've been reading about in your literature here yeah yeah amongst all of the pictures of the raccoons yelling what are these two raccoons doing by the way they're it seems like they're they're in the middle of like greco-roman wrestling or something what are what are they up to here yes though they're expressing each other's anal glands?

Okay, but what are the costumes you put on them?

Oh, those are superhero costumes.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, which superheroes are they supposed to?

These are not licensed heroes, right?

No, because I could, I don't want to get sued.

Oh, okay, yeah.

Yeah, so those were

Mr.

Raccoon Man.

Mr.

Raccoon Man.

So it's a raccoon with the powers of a man?

That's definitely not out there.

That's right.

And then Little Sally Squeezebox.

Little Sally Squeezebox.

Yes.

And she just, she's a musician.

Oh, okay.

That's not really a superpower, is it?

To be a musician.

Or maybe.

How have you met a musician?

That's a good point.

Maybe, maybe Sally was not a musician, then got bitten by a radioactive musician, and then the next day could.

That's a lot of backstory, Scott.

Okay, I'm sorry.

We can work this out, though, if we're going to turn these into something, right?

I mean, are we working together?

I have access to you with your emails.

That's true.

You know what?

I teach in my groups.

Don't say no until you got it.

Gotta.

I think you should have said no with the guy who locked you in the dungeon a little bit earlier.

I don't think you saw that one.

I'm not gonna give you a chance until it's a hard note.

Right now, we're gonna see where it goes.

Okay, wonderful.

Well, we need to get to our next guest.

Okay.

We need to get to our next guest.

He's a photographer.

He's been on the show many times before.

He's

a videographer.

No, you're mistaken, Scott.

I've never been on the show before.

I'm the night wolf.

Oh, sorry.

I was told Jack Furz was going to be on the show.

I have a common mistake.

No, I've actually never, I'm the mask vigilante protector of Los Angeles, known as the Night Wolf.

This is my first time on the show.

Oh, we've been talking about you for years now on the show.

Jack, I'm sorry I didn't mistake you.

No, no.

My producer must have gotten the information mixed up.

You have a producer?

Yeah.

Can you imagine listening to the show?

But

Jack Furz, I don't know if you know who he is.

He's a photographer.

I'm a fan of his work.

It's funny you bring him up.

I actually wanted to talk about him.

Really?

Okay.

So he's been talking about you for years.

He's a photographer and he videos.

He frequently takes videos of me and photos of me and tries to publish stories about him.

I mean, he's a very skilled photographer.

He's a great guy.

And he's looking for work.

And I kind of wanted to come out here and plug his business.

Oh, okay.

You know, I think he was a freelance videographer for local news stations.

That's right.

But it seemed like he was only interested in taking video of you and your exploits.

He was really trying to champion me and some of the cases I've been on.

And I feel bad for him.

I mean, he just got kicked off KTLA.

He had a good run there, and he's really looking for anything.

So if anybody's got any leads for this guy, because he is.

Does he take pictures of team building

time?

I mean, he could.

At this point, he's willing to do anything as long as it's above board.

I mean, hell, even if it's at board level or slightly below board, you need somebody like Phil.

How did you two meet?

You know, we actually both own wolves.

So it's a weird coincidence.

We both have two pet wolves, but with the same names, Justice and Payback.

It's a weird small world thing.

We both kind of work out at the same

dojo.

I always thought that was a strange coincidence.

He owned these two wolves, Justice and Payback.

You also own the two wolves justice and payback yes two separate wolves and are they two separate wolves they are yes it's just we take you at your word greater life

how did you get those names justice and payback they just kind of

manifested themselves

payback is kind of condemned to the wolf's den right now which yes i know is the name of hitler's bunker i didn't find that out until i named it it wouldn't stop telling me that.

Hitler's bunker aside, what is it?

What do you mean he's condemned to be?

He ate a small pug.

He did, yes.

PB payback.

He ate a small dog.

And

yes, it was a sad day.

My friend Julie is missing her dog.

Okay, well,

I'll get on that case in a minute.

So he's a cannibal.

Well, wolves are not necessarily dogs.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

Yes.

Okay.

I mean, they were bred from dogs originally, were they not?

Or I have no idea.

You know more about wolves.

I think wolves were bred from dogs.

Sorry, the reverse.

Okay.

And then man turned into ape.

This is turning into planetary.

Hey, hey, Night Wolf,

we've never met.

There's no.

Yes, we don't have that kind of report, but I have listened to the show.

I love the show.

I love the episode where you and Louis C.K.

cried.

That did not happen on the show.

That's WTF.

I'm so new to this world, Scott, because I've never been here that I got the two shows confused.

I really don't want to be confused with that.

But

let me ask you a question because we've been talking about you for years now.

You know, Jack Fur's aside, you want to plug his business, whatever.

But tell me about being a mass vigilante.

I mean, yes, I mean, again, I really, everything in our society is me, me, me, right?

I did want to help out Jack a little bit.

He's kind of

fine.

He's probably, you know, he's probably underwater with a lot of lawsuits.

He's probably getting sued by Marvel Comics.

Oh, that's right.

They had a character named Night Wolf, right?

Yeah, weirdly, they also have a character named Night Wolf, and Kevin Hart is maybe coming at him, even though that suit should get thrown out because he's got a movie called Night Wolf.

I mean, why they're going after Jack Furze with these lawsuits is anybody's guess, but the guy's in financial trouble.

Okay, we don't have to talk about Furze though, because I have the Night Wolf on my show here.

Yeah, but you have a real heart for him, which I think is really nice.

And I think we should all be looking out for each other.

But tell me about that night wolf.

Tell me about what crimes have you stopped?

What, I mean, we've gotten so little information, just the video that Jack Furz has taken.

Yeah, I'm on a very serious case right now.

Did you hear about this bank robbery?

Or is a jewel robbery?

Oh, downtown.

That's two very different things.

Well, yeah, I mean, maybe people haven't heard about the bank robbery yet, but

I'm working on that one too.

Okay, but a jewel robbery, I've a big jewelry heist, yeah, Millions of dollars stolen.

And people think it's a pack of thieves.

And they're not thinking the big picture of maybe these thieves told someone someone was locked inside this vault.

And this guy broke in and he didn't want to.

And he was tricked.

And then they knocked him out.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, hold on.

Who's not thinking the big picture?

I'm thinking the authorities.

I mean, that's why I do this, Scott.

i i investigate these cases you you think the case what happened what here's what here's my here's my working theory okay okay these robbers yeah sure found some do-gooder who's trying to maybe protect the city and they tell him hey somebody's stuck inside the vault and so this guy this good guy uh-huh who's probably some could see as a hero because he's doing the right thing.

Does he have a name?

I'm working on that.

There are clues about that.

There might be clues.

I mean, the scene is probably covered in my DNA because I'm investigating it.

Oh, I see.

That makes sense.

Yes.

But maybe this guy, this hero, let's call him, drills into this vault and there is no one inside.

There was no one trapped.

And then these horrible villains knock him out and rob this place and try to make it look like he robbed the place.

That's sick.

Wow.

Do you know what's hard, though?

Is you're wearing a beautiful diamond necklace.

Yeah.

And which doesn't really go with your costume, I have to say.

That's right.

My costume is kind of in trouble these days.

The heat from

a separate drill

burned off the

fur on

the Night Wolf's costume.

So at this point, it's basically just a ski mask rolled up a little bit.

Yeah.

Okay.

So that was a separate drill, though.

That must have been

a drink.

It smells awful.

It smelled awful we've all smelled burnt hair imagine just a low-grade costume fur just going up in flames wow because these drills get hot yeah so so to to to sort of augment your costume you put a diamond necklace around your neck yeah that's not a party city necklace that's not this is the real thing yeah a few clues i could find and i'm asking around and oh i see so it's oh it's it's evidence this is evidence this is evidence Yeah, and I wear it around just to keep a

close eye on it.

Sure.

Well, I mean, what better place to have that around your neck?

Is that David Yerman?

Who is he?

He's a jewelry.

He's a jeweler.

Yeah, I believe I'm working on the case, so I got to talk to people like you who knows.

I was just getting a charm bracelet for my wife at Tiffany and Company, and I saw that necklace.

Are we talking about Tiffany's?

This place was, I believe, Tiffany's, or someone named Tiffany was working there at the very least.

I know that much.

So at the very least, there was someone named Tiffany's.

At the very least, and I got to go through my paperwork.

I got my little notepad here.

It's a little singed from the heat from the drill.

That's a little notebook.

Yeah, I got to keep it in my wallet here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I got to keep it real small and you can fold it up.

But this is where I've jot down a lot of clues.

It's a lot of detective.

You've only put one word on each of the pages here.

Like this one says.

All it takes to jog my memory.

This one says drill.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's and this and that represents drill.

Cake.

Take.

Take.

And then the next one just says grab it.

But then this one says cake.

I got to pick up some cake later.

I every

cake?

Or what does that mean, picking up part of a cake?

Well, Jack Furr's parents were gunned down by a drunk driver on this day.

Wait, wait.

A drunk driver parked the car and then gunned down Jack Frances's pair.

He's never talked about this, yeah.

I mean, it's a painful memory, and they were at a cake party, and so at a cake party, yeah, they were at a party where

you've probably

potluck, and everybody was having a good time, and it's a really fun.

And then a drunk driver drove there, drunk driver drove there, wasted, just shooting all over the place

and unfortunately uh jack lost his parents and it was really rough for him and this wasn't one of the first of many tragedies in his life and you know i feel for the guy so i drop off a little uh a bit of cake at this site uh annually i see so what was the site This was a party where it was a party.

Yeah, it was a party venue.

Yeah.

Party venue.

Yeah, it was a party venue.

Someone rented it out.

Like an Airbnb?

I believe this was pre-Airbnb, but it is being used for an Airbnb now if you do want to rent it.

I see.

It's a beautiful venue.

So you're going to drop off some cakes to this Airbnb.

I kind of put some on the ground in front of there.

Does he like a certain type of cake?

I try to get whatever looks good on the day.

These bakeries, I mean,

you go in for

the cake they're known for, and it turns out they kind of go through the motions of it.

Triple Berry.

Yeah, this place is is famous for Triple Berry, and they're just cranking that shit out.

Right.

So you want the specials.

You want something

a little heart in it.

You really thought a lot about this.

I think a lot of things through, Scott.

That's how I've gotten where I am.

How many cases have you solved over the years?

Yeah.

You've been out there now for years.

Jack has been telling us about

a lot of close calls.

A lot of close calls.

Those are the ones that...

you remember i don't remember all the victories i don't remember all the solving the ones that really haunt you are the ones that you miss.

I mean, that's how I got into this game, Scott.

Yeah, how did you start?

Well, because we've heard about Jack Furz and his

drunk driver who took a submachine gun to his parents.

Yeah.

But how did you start?

Dark.

What's your origin?

I was leading a.

Is that one of your life questions in your team building?

Oh, that's nice.

God, it feels good to be.

I feel like I'm part of a team.

It feels great.

Wow.

Man, this case closed.

Please.

I'm a pack with Payback and Vengeance, but it's it's not the same now that payback's home.

So it feels he's in the wolf stand, which is what coincidentally Hitler's.

Yes, yes, and I've heard enough about it.

Okay, that just is a weird coincidence.

Weird coincidence.

I didn't know when I named it.

Wolves run in packs, which makes way more sense for my website than raccoons.

I was going to say, yeah, that's a better metaphor.

It's a lot of fun.

You weren't to change your logo.

Yeah, and I don't want to show vengeance the pictures of the raccoons.

That is going to get him all riled up.

Yeah.

So anyway, tell us about how you started in the whole vigilante business.

Well,

I was leaving a

very nice restaurant as a young man.

I was a child, and I bumped into one of my favorite actors, O.J.

Simpson.

He's been on this show before.

Yeah.

Well,

I loved his acting.

I didn't really keep up with him post 92 or so.

This was 90.

This was 94.

This was right around there.

And I bump into into him and I stopped him.

And he seemed like he was in a real hurry.

And I stopped him because I love those naked gun films.

Yeah.

Which one's your favorite?

Do you mind?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Two and a half.

The smell of fear is so good.

It's funny that it wasn't.

It's not the full number.

It was two and a half.

It was funny.

Yeah.

And so this was right around when 33 and a third came out, and I was really excited to see it.

And I bump into him, and he's dying to get away from me, but he takes the time to talk to me.

And then I find out.

This is a restaurant?

This was a beautiful restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Oh, it wasn't Brentwood?

Brettwood, excuse me.

Yes.

You never seem to know the names of these places.

Is that just kind of a thing?

Are you leaving it secret so we don't know?

Well, I don't want...

people tracking me down.

Yeah, looking through receipts.

I would imagine the restaurant probably has the receipts from that era.

I've gotten better about it since this day.

At At the time, I was,

what did it matter?

You were a young child.

I was a young child

at a very fancy restaurant in Brentwood.

God, if only I wouldn't have stopped him.

Maybe he could have stopped.

It turns out there was a murder that happened that night.

I don't know if you've heard about this.

I haven't heard about this.

Yeah.

You haven't?

I haven't.

No, I mean, I stopped really paying attention to O.J.

Simpson after his first time.

After

he played with the Bills in the 70s.

Yeah, it turns out his ex-wife and a waiter were killed.

And I feel like had I not stopped him that day, maybe he could have stopped the crime.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

So that's what instilled this love for vigilante justice in him.

That's right.

Wow.

And it's close.

There's a lot of close calls and

sometimes your

patrols are a little bit late.

And sometimes you try to get ahead of it and you miss it.

It's really difficult, Scott.

Wow.

It's hard.

if you wrote a book it would be called close calls

god yes that's a great name it would be called close calls yeah i'm looking on your instagram right now and there's a lot of pictures of you and oj is that still yeah do you guys still have a really even knowing this you still have a really good friendship i mean he for he's a he's good at forgiving and he's kind of forgiven me for for stopping that's so nice he's i mean he always was a really compassionate guy you could tell in all he's one of the few people that knows my secret identity oh no yeah do you want to What is your secret?

People have been speculating about your secret identity.

Jack Furz is baffled by this.

He has no idea who he is.

If even a bright guy like Jack Furz can't figure it out, I don't think anybody will.

And I'd like to keep it that way for the safety of me and my

loved ones.

Who are your loved ones?

Do you mind us asking me?

Well, I'm dating again.

Oh, this is huge news, Night Wolf.

Yeah.

You're dating again.

That's right.

Who are you with?

Who are

you?

The pictures

oj is that like is there a connection

oj is uh tony no longer with us our ip but that's right uh you he's really in the moment

but i'm you know i i'm sure people come up here on this show and talk about the influence of the simpsons all the time and i'm one of those people the simpsons was a huge influence on me the simps already did it yeah

But yeah, no, I'm dating and it's, it's great.

It's wonderful.

When did you meet this person?

I saved her.

Oh, oh, yeah.

So

it's a kind of weird situation.

She doesn't know my secret identity.

She's only dated you as the night wolf.

That's right.

Okay.

So, and you're wearing a ski mask that covers your lips.

How do you become physical with this person?

That's a very personal question.

Well, I mean, this is an informational podcast, and that is information we're going to do.

Wait, let me mediate for a second.

Are you feeling comfortable with that question?

Thank you so so much.

Yeah, things are getting very personal.

And I don't want to reveal her secret identity too much.

She has a secret identity?

Oh.

Well, her actual identity.

I guess I get so caught up.

It is a secret.

Wait, is this her on your Instagram?

Oh, yeah, that's her.

Okay, whoops.

Oh, boy.

That's a public.

When you're in love.

You just start doing crazy things.

And we are, yes, we don't kiss in the traditional way with lips,

skin-to-skin contact, but there are other forms of physical love that you can take.

And

we explore those.

Telepalaptic, yes.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Wow.

Is that a new word for you?

Me?

Yeah.

No, I think it sounds like you've used it several times.

That's a big word for my.

You're absolutely right.

Wow.

So, I mean, this, I mean, yeah, you've even tagged her.

I've tagged her a few times.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I shouldn't do that probably.

But it looks like

we should just be friends on here.

So, but we know it's more serious.

Wait, this one says

three weeks together.

She likes to say, you know, we're just friends now.

And she tries to play up this ruse.

You hashtagged love of my life.

Hashtag we're going to be together forever.

Oh.

Does she know?

I mean, you've tagged her on this.

She, she must know.

She doesn't use, she does have an account, but she doesn't really use it.

Yeah, let me click on her account.

Oh, it's it's uh, it's private and it has no pictures.

Oh, she uses it more just to log on to things.

Oh, it's like an intermediary to log on.

Like it's her homepage, yeah, it's her home.

I mean, just put down a website, she puts that on.

When was the last time you saw her?

God, I haven't seen her since.

Uh, she got caught, she's she deactivates bombs and kind of explosive weaponry.

Oh,

what an interesting job!

Yeah, really interesting.

High stress.

And I keep, I keep attracting these women with these risky jobs.

You saved her.

Yeah.

But from what?

A bomb or from a broken elevator.

Oh, yeah.

It was broken in what way?

Suspended?

It was suspended.

Yeah.

And so I got her out of there.

Yeah.

Okay.

So you got her out of the elevator and romance kind of bloomed, even though she says you're just friends.

But you are treating her on your Instagram like you've been together for a while.

I'm reading between the lines of your Scott.

It seems like you don't believe in our relationship or think I'm...

I'm sportive.

No judgment.

It just doesn't seem like...

It seems like I'm stalking her.

Listen.

No.

I wouldn't use that word.

Would you say tagging is probably the only intimacy you've had?

Like when you tag her on Instagram, have you guys ever

talked?

What are we in high school?

Do I have to tell you guys that we've done it?

No, I'm not saying that, but come on.

Wait,

team speak,

yeah.

Have you ever had a conversation with her?

Yeah, we've had conversations.

Are these photoshopped pictures?

Oh, I clean them up a little bit

for everybody's benefit.

I'm sure anyone who looks at it needs a clean picture.

Yeah, wow, the OJ ones look pretty cleaned up, too.

Hey, I'm no Jack Furz, okay?

I can't take great photos.

I'm trying the best I can here.

Well, we're no one is a Jack Furs.

No, I mean, the guy's incredible.

Would somebody hire this this guy it sounds like you want to date a jack

they're platonic you're making everything sexual tony no two

wolf owners they can bond over owning wolves but just a really strong friendship don't you have the wolf mobile you share a very similar vehicle as well that's right the wolf mobile uh and no i'm not a just a huge fan of dumb and dumber it is a van with

how big of a fan of dumb and dumber would you say you are if you're not huge?

I mean, I've seen the movie.

How many times?

Several.

I mean, it was a popular sleepover film for me.

So, how if you had to estimate or even guesstimate?

If I'm doing a guesstimate, oh, six times, six times.

Oh, okay.

The old Wolfmobile crashed, and now I'm dealing with a van.

We put some fur on there to kind of wolf it up.

Wow.

Very similar to Jack Furz's vehicle as well.

Jack Furz and I both got into car accidents and both replaced our cars with vans.

They come in handy for him, for his camera equipment, for me, for my wolf oranges and wolferangs.

Yeah, my wolf orangs, my smoke

bombs and flash bangs.

Flashbangs.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, there's a lot that goes into your work.

I mean, and it's expensive.

The upkeep.

It's really expensive.

The wolf.

It's going to be your friendly neighborhood howl slinger.

Yeah.

Do you, can I ask you a question?

Do you think coyotes have gotten a bad rap?

I do.

In what way do you think they've gotten a bad rap?

Well, I feel like they, and everybody's got dogs, but then coyotes are like, oh, coyote.

But you wonder if they're just a dog that got a bad rap.

And we should be more forgiving.

You know, if a coyote eats your dog,

aren't they just being a coyote?

Like, if a wolf ate a dog, like, why should we try to get him thrown out of a building?

Thrown out of a building.

Oh, meaning an apartment building.

Yeah.

Oh, if he's in there.

I thought you meant like off the top of a building no no good god no

good luck trying to throw payback off a building

oh i it just seems like yeah the punishment is not commensurate with the crime yeah it's why did you call him payback

payback

you know i'm kind of giving back

I oh, I see.

So it's all like pay it forward.

Yes, it's like pay it forward.

God, great movie.

Yeah, starring our friend the handjob man.

Yeah, hand job man.

Sorry.

H.J.

Haley Joel.

Oh,

is

our good, our good friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shout out to him.

He may be listening.

Hope everything's good for you out there.

And, I mean, yeah, so you're just like paying it forward.

And I was working briefly with a fellow vigilante named Handjob Boy.

And

I couldn't convince this kid to change his name.

I had to stop working with him because people were getting the wrong idea.

Yeah, I mean, but incredible.

Was he just good with his hands?

Yes, incredible skill set.

Yeah, that's bad branding.

Yeah.

Really bad brand.

But when you think about it, I mean, people good with guns, people good with knives.

I'm good with wolf oranges.

But if you're good with your hands, you can be.

You'd be really good at the egg drop exercise.

Oh, I bet you would.

Yeah.

Do you want to?

Do you have any?

I have several eggs.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

Okay.

Can you bring us out?

He has a lot of eggs.

Oh, my God.

This is so great for building.

Yeah.

Can we can can we do an egg drop shoot with him?

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

I've got these kids that keep egging me, and I'm finally going to fight fire with fire.

Oh, got it.

Yeah.

I'm going to wrap this egg up in

some of the fur off you.

It's a little sing.

Yeah, okay, great.

And I'm going to drop it from how big, what height do you want me to drop it from?

15 stories.

Oh, I don't know.

I believe we're near a 15-story or two stories.

How about just from like the top of my head down to

six foot five?

Okay, yeah.

Well, sure, six foot five.

I'll hold it above my head.

I'm going to drop this egg and we're going to see what happens.

All right.

Yeah, go, Scott.

Scott, that was a smoke pop.

Oh, smoke pop.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, night wolf.

My eye.

Oh, God.

Is Jack here?

Is that why you said his name?

For some reason, I have no idea why I cried out, Jack,

this isn't the first time I've accidentally set off a smoke bomb.

The pain will pass.

You actually build up a tolerance.

It's actually good to get the tears out.

Okay, I'll try to cry through it.

Well, Nightwolf, thank you so much for coming by.

What a journey you've had.

Yeah.

But you're mainly here to plug.

Well, we'll get to plugs here in a second.

I love the show.

I've heard the show before.

So happy to be beyond.

I love the show.

It's great to meet you.

Yeah.

Well, let's get to it.

What do you say?

We only have time for one final feature on the show.

And then we have to all go to brunch.

And then we're going to go to brunch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's time for Google something called plugs.

You're going to get that CBB bump.

You're going to get that CBP bump.

You're going to get that CBP bump.

You're going to

All right, that was Bump Bump Bitch by Levi Sayens.

Thank you so much to Levi.

Thank you so much.

What do we plug in here, Tony?

Obviously, the Extraordinaires, from the information I've been talking about.

The Extraordinary Ends.

Extraordinary ends, that's right.

But there's one episode currently.

Is that what I'm hearing?

Yeah, there is.

And it's great.

It is really fun.

And then there'll be another one next week.

What day of the week do these come out?

Wednesday.

Wednesday.

So just in a mere two days,

you'll be able to hear another one.

Another one.

Do you know which one that is?

Not yet.

Okay.

But I'll find out today.

Okay, great.

Well, give me a call anytime of the day.

That's producer Kevin.

He'll let me know.

Okay.

We'll talk about changing his name.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

To fit our needs.

Yes.

And then Sketch comes out August 6th.

August 6th.

Definitely at the Universal City Walk AMC.

Yeah, hopefully at a theater near you.

Yeah, that is the hope.

Wonderful.

And Crochette Dungan, what do you want to plug here?

First, I have to lift up, you corrected Scott, and Scott took a thought so beautifully.

Thank you so much.

So the work here.

I didn't get defensive, right?

I didn't tell you you were wrong.

No, it was amazing.

Oh, thank you, Crochette.

I would love to plug.

Everything all right here?

Do you need to know?

I don't want to go.

smoke bomb.

It's probably the smoke bomb.

Yeah, drink.

That is not water, but yeah.

Is that a professional smoke bomb?

It seemed handmade.

Yeah, is that your wolf orang?

Yes, this is my wolf orang in my hand.

Yeah, I'm just kind of keeping it around in case anybody comes at me.

It's a boomerang in the shape of a wolf.

Does that fly back to you?

It fly to you, right?

It goes straight out.

It does not come back.

Got it.

The orang part.

Like a gun?

Yes, it kind of works like a gun.

It should, yes, yeah.

But not as fast.

Not as fast.

Some have called it a slow gun.

But it's a wolf orang, obviously.

It does its job.

There's plenty of time to get away from it if you're paying attention.

Guns are too fast.

Yeah.

Cruchette, what do you want to plug?

I would love to plug a movie coming out this summer

called Don't Tell Larry.

Don't Tell Larry.

In theaters June 20th.

June 20th.

Who else or who was in this film?

um someone named patty guggenheim and somebody named kyle kennedy and ed begley jr oh wow kinnets mostly dot marie jones

yes ed begley's the son of ed begley yeah he's the junior and he's what is this film about this is about um it's a workplace and there's a guy named larry who's like weird and like

And Susan, the main worker there, doesn't want to invite him to a party.

And then it just unravels and it gets really fun and dark and weird and genre-bending.

And what's it called again?

It sounds like you're sobering up, by the way.

No, no, no.

Just when I talk about that, I get.

Well, I just snuck a few flights, so they're going to take a minute to catch.

Oh, okay, gotcha.

Gotcha.

What's it called again?

It's called Don't Tell Larry.

Don't Tell Larry.

And it comes out in June.

June.

And then in July 30th, a show called Twisted Metal.

Oh, that's right.

Twisted Metal comes out.

Yes.

Season two.

And that is a week before Sketch comes out in theaters.

oh my gosh yeah combined party at the warehouse you were talking about

yeah

i'll show you pictures

my calendar is filling up fast yeah i night wolf i don't know that you or i were inviting you there okay see you guys at the warehouse night wolf what do you want to plug here oh i've been listening to this show also

put together by super producer kevin bartelt

oh it's called the action boys podcast It's these three buffoons who

talk endlessly about old movies.

I frequently listen to it.

It's at actionboys.biz.

Oh, okay.

Actionboys.biz.

And they talk for a long time, from what I can tell, about these movies.

Yeah.

Hours and hours and hours.

Hours and hours about movies no one particularly likes or have heard of.

Have they watched the Rocky Balboa documentary that Tony Shirt?

Yeah.

They must have.

Great.

Well, I want to plug:

hey, head over to cbbworld.com.

You can get the entire archive of every episode we've ever done of CBB, as well as every live episode we've ever done, all ad-free.

You can get the new episodes ad-free.

That's all over there, as well as other shows like The Neighborhood Listen and Scott Hasn't Seen, where Seth Worley was a guest, and we talked about September 5.

We also have College Town, CBB Presents, where people who are on this show have their own shows, like Hey Randy and Who Me with the Batman.

So much stuff over there.

And someone did write in the other day to say, Why don't you ever talk about how cheap it is?

I would have subscribed years ago.

It's very affordable.

So head over to cbbworld.com where you can get all of this.

And

we also have action figures

which I've talked about endlessly.

You know where to get those.

All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

Open

it up.

Open

it

up.

Open it up, get up again.

Ah, wonderful remix of our Closing the Plug Bags theme.

That was You Can't Touch the Man by Jeff

Gilliland, I believe.

Thank you so much to Jeff.

Great job.

Good job, Jeff.

Love those remixes.

Add another layer on there.

I want longer.

Well, drum and bass, I loved it.

Head over to cbbworld.com/slash plugs if you want to remix our song.

You can be famous for a week.

And thanks, Jeff.

You are famous for a week.

And guys, I want to thank you so much, Tony.

Thank you for having me.

Wonderful to have you now be one of our regulars coming back every three months or so.

Yeah, but if I remember,

you remember to come today, and I appreciate it for that.

Yeah, I just don't remember the last time I came.

That's right.

That's fine.

Neither do I.

Thanks.

You have your own show to worry about now.

You remember all those, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You've mentioned

two guests one we have a slack liner and a pun champion and a guy who puts um toothpicks in his beard and i think he put up to like 600 toothpicks and it was fascinating wow did he do it in front of you for you no no but he showed his pictures yeah

wait have we had him on yet yeah

So wait, the toothpick person?

The memory thing worries me, Tony.

I feel like

someone is doing something.

No, no, no, no.

There's some nefarious deeds at work.

Someone akin to the ringmaster hypnotizing you every night or something.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm sorry.

I smell like the ringmaster.

Can anything be in the Guinness Book of World Records if you do it the most?

I think so, yeah.

Yeah.

There's a whole like committee that decides.

Well, Fred Guinness is ultimately in charge.

That's true.

Yeah.

So he's in Ireland, though.

So why do you think that's a good idea?

Can I do the most built team?

The most built team.

So like number of participants or just

what's the biggest team?

Maybe the longest egg drop.

Yes,

or the longest distant egg on spoon.

I actually think those probably would be in there.

The highest egg drop for the ball about that.

Okay, let us know because I can put you in touch with Fred if you want.

I would love our contact.

Thank you.

You've got to get largest team built.

Yeah.

Or just most team built.

Most

built team built.

Most built team.

Yeah.

So the amount of how built they are would be in there.

Yeah.

Jack, I mean, Knight, well, I don't know why I keep calling you Jack.

I don't know either.

But good luck to him, certainly.

I really hope if somebody reaches out to Jack and gets him a job, the guy's

really, really struggling.

Okay, why, can I ask you?

I'm saying goodbye to you now.

Why are you reaching into your,

is that a Merse?

My utility belt?

I mean, it looks more like a

man bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why are you reaching into this right now Uh, just because we're saying goodbye.

What do what do you have in there?

Oh, my.

Is that another diamond necklace?

Are you giving that to us?

I think, did you mean to reach in there for a smoke bomb and you pulled out a different diamond necklace?

I did.

You threw the diamond necklace on the ground.

Okay, let me just get this back and

everybody look over there for a second.

I don't want you to throw another smoke bomb.

I got

nice.

All right.

Thank you.

Wait, we have to go to Brunes!

All right, we'll go to Brunson's.

I don't think that's a good idea, Chris.

I'll be at Brunson.

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