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We have an exceptional show coming up a little later.

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So that's very exciting. But let's get to our guests of honor.
They are actors. They are comedians.

They are writers.

One of them's a director, I think.

I think it's right. Yeah.

And a musician. We'll talk about that in a second.
uh they now they are slipping down the show business ladder the rungs down to podcasters

we'll talk about how far the mighty have fallen they both were snl cast members and now they're podcasters they have a new podcast that is out now it's called what's our podcast please welcome back to the show kyle mooney and beck bennett hey great to be here scott

thank you for having us yeah you are so welcome Now, one bit of business that we need to tidy up. Last time I talked to you, Kyle, you were going by Kyle M.
You were

a musician. Yeah.
Yeah. That was really interesting.
Now you're Kyle Mooney.

Yeah, and I'm so, I actually am really so happy that you brought this up. Okay.

And by the way, thank you for having me.

I always love being here because I'm like, okay,

it's going to be entertaining, but there's also going to be a level of artistry and creativity. And I think,

you know, for a while, I would look at other people's people's Wikipedia pages and I would see

a section called artistry. Yeah.
And I would say, how do you get one of those? And I never had one. And then the fans heard me complaining about it and now I have one.
And I want to

obviously want to say congratulations about all of that Wikipedia stuff. Of course.

I, yes, so yeah. Last time I saw you, I was putting, I put up, put out my album, The Real Me, out on Stone So Records.
Which I have on vinyl here.

Have you listened to it on vinyl?

I have not.

Because my record player is not working. I had one over here that

ended up not working. I bought one just because this came out on vinyl.
Oh, wow. It ended up not working.
I had to return the whole thing, so I ended up listening to it on Apple Music. Oh, okay.
Well,

I definitely want to get you a phonograph player because the sound.

Okay.

But yeah, no, I'll take you up on that.

When can he have it delivered? All right, just let me answer the question real quick about the music stuff real quick.

Oh, yeah. I apologize.
I'm sorry. No, no, you're good.
Hey, Kyle, I'm sorry. You're all good, Scott.
I actually like, people don't know this, but I like playing around.

I never knew that.

But you're not answering the question now. Yeah, no,

you wanted to answer the question, and then you're done playing around. I just

don't know if we're going to focus on this the whole time, because obviously we're here together, and like I didn't make the album

with, so I'm not.

I know you're not including this question. No, because I want to apologize to you, babe.
Oh, no, no, no. You're good.

I just want Kyle to try to like get to it because sometimes he likes to play around and like, but he also wants to be hard. I didn't know he liked to play around so much.
Yeah.

Sometimes I like to play around, but sometimes I actually like to get down to business, which is one of those times. Okay.
Let's get down to business. I apologize for interjecting.

And Beck, I apologize for not including you in this question. We'll talk about Superman in a second.
Thank you. Because I do want to talk about Superman.

And I apologize for jumping in when it wasn't my turn. I just.
All good. I've known Beck for a long time.
I'm cool with him. How long have you known Beck? I've known him since September 2003.

And why do you remember September? Is that because you were in school together? Yes. School had just started USC.
Yeah.

Does that bring back any memories? Oh, my gosh. I almost just ran out of here into my

collision. My college homeroom.
I'm still making music as Kyle M.

You are still making music as Kyle M. Yes, but I've decided that, you know, linking up with Beck, who I've known for so long, we've been talking about working on some sort of project.

And the podcast felt like a good way to sort of re-enter

who I once was and doing. Well, also, he's he's known you as Kyle Mooney for so long.
Yeah, absolutely.

I would imagine it's weird for Queen Latifah, people who knew her before she changed her branding. You know, people just know her as Dana.

I imagine the same thing.

It's exactly like the Queen Latifah stuff for me. Or, you know, if you knew Prince, you know, back in the 60s, would you call him that squiggle? Remember that?

I think it was, yeah,

I think it was sort of a protest.

It was fucking hilarious. I think it was sort of of...
It was hilarious. I think it was sort of...

I think it was sort of a protest.

It's actually R.I.P. I think it was sort of a protest against his record label, Warner Brothers.

But yeah, the music. People over there at Warner Brothers.
Is that where your album came out? It was Stone Stone. That's actually where Superman came out.
Oh, Warner Brothers.

Okay, let's move on to Stuart. But I still will be putting out music.
That is the real me. That's who I am.
That is the real version of myself.

But I want to expand and I want to be able to do other creative outlets. And the podcast is one of those.
Fantastic. Let's talk about Superman.
Ah, thank you. Yeah.
Cal El. Cal El.

Yeah,

that's his given name.

Yeah. His Christian name.
His Christian name. Yeah.
Although, are there Christians on Krypton? First of all, they're such similar words, it would be very confusing. Yeah.

Like, hey, what church do you go to? Oh, the Christian one. Oh, the Krypton one?

Yeah, we all go to the Krypton one. Yeah, everybody.
No. So I think that's why they had Christianity there and they got rid of it for that reason okay and they all became atheists um

but yeah superman um now now you're

an interesting fact about superman you're in the movie yeah that just came out that's absolutely right i i play steve lombard who is a work uh co-worker of clark ken's up here yeah up here not of superman you're not flying around no no with the cape or anything like that no but i do fly around in um in a in a craft in the movie sure yeah but not of your own power no no no no no this is design That was designed by somebody who's just a great engineer, Mr.

Terrific.

The power of flight, we mastered this in the 1800s. Yeah.
And it's been going great. It's been going so well.
Everything just keeps getting better.

We have like different kinds of flying crafts all the time. And it's really, really cool to be a part of that with Superman.

So, yeah, I'm a peer of Clark Kent's, and we work together at the Daily Planet.

And I kind of have a lot of opinions. And

I'm so proud of Beck.

I think he was amazing in the movie, too yeah are you are you bummed you're you're not in it i mean like yeah i guess i you know i i've read superman comics my entire life yeah yeah there's not you know not really a kyle some weird like yeah yeah they don't have many big glassed yeah yeah beardo yeah big glasses beardo

that would be yeah they don't want to have that sort of character but maybe they should start writing one in though and you can be in the sequel you know if it's if it's another chance to work with beck i'd be down but also like i'm i love when he gets to do his own thing and like seeing the steve lombard character come to life has been

Lombard. Yeah, Lombard.
Yeah, yeah, however you say it. It's really been like Lombard.
It's really been a fun watch. No, thanks, man.
I love the album too. I've listened to the whole thing.
I have.

It took me a little while, but I did see it. And you've seen the movie and you've listened to the album.
Yes, yeah. And I think that there could be a collab, honestly.
Yeah.

For like the sequel, the Superman sequel. Maybe Superman has a record player and he pops on one of Kyle M's Digital Society.
Absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah.

I think Digital Society would be be perfect. I would actually love.

I wouldn't love to put a song on this. Yeah, James got a huge music fan.

Maybe next time Mr. Terrific starts shooting aliens or whatever the fuck he's going to shoot and your song comes on.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think of something new.

You think it's going to be called Superman 2? I don't think so.

Okay.

What do you think it's going to be called?

Blast Off? Blast Off? Is that Superman Colon Blast Off or just Superman's Colon Blast Off? I don't know. Yeah,

I don't think it's that kind of movie, Kyle. Okay, Kyle, get Kyle in the writer's room.
Maybe it's Superman's Colon Blast Off is the name of the second movie. I don't think

we'll see. Kyle, we love your ideas.

We love your creativity, but we don't think so. Give them in the recording studio.
Yeah.

It could be something. The colon blastoff could be something.

In any case, boy,

Superman's out. Kyle M's album is out.
But then you guys collaborated so much

in comedy and in college together.

You met in college. Did you collaborate in classes too? Did you take tests together or anything like that? Never took tests.
Like every other question. Yeah.

I remember trying to ask if we could do that. Yeah.
But I don't remember the board,

you know, the college board, like

them ever getting back to us.

They never even responded.

Yeah, you know, like we went to like a big room where they're all sitting at a table and they're like, sort of like the parole board, if you've seen the Menendez Brothers kind of thing.

Exactly like a parole board. And we were like,

we motioned to take classes together and test together. And they said as one entity.
Yes, as one entity switching off.

And they said, like, get the fuck out of here. Really? Yeah.
And then they were like, we'll wait for your answer. And then interesting response.
Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty harsh.
They swore.

Yeah, that was really scary. That was a really good pardon me for my

friends. It was an intimidating day, but

yeah, that's something that happened. But you came through on the other side.
Yeah. Yeah.
Better for it. Better for it because we never were able to take classes together, which sucked.

But we were in a native province sketchbook. Yeah, he was an acting major.

I studied film. That's right.
Yeah.

Isn't it so funny? Because you were an acting major back

and you've acted since then. Yeah, yeah.
And then, Kyle, you were a film major and you've made a couple of films. I mean, you directed one.

That's true. Yeah, you directed one and you wrote another one, right? Yeah.
Yep. And then you started it.
And it was not Brother Bear, which we covered. It was Brigsby Bear.
I was like, Brigsby Bear.

Yeah. Yeah.
And we watched White Bear together. Yes.
And we are, I think we're due to watch Brother Bear. We're due to watch the sequel.
Yes. Coming up next year.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's exciting.

Isn't that exciting? Have you ever seen Brother Bear? I don't think I have. I mean, you've never shown it to me, have you? Joaquin Phoenix is the voice of.

Wow. Isn't it funny, Wauke Bear? Joaquin Phoenix.
Yeah. His name's Joaquin.
And then he's in Walk the Line. Yep.
It's like, should he just change his name to Walk the Line, Phoenix?

Yeah.

That's what I was wondering, too. We were actually having

he drove me here. We were having a conversation about that.
What's going on? Why did he drive you here? What's going on with your car? You know, I just get,

it's more of a fear thing about sort of driving myself. And those honks can be intimidating.
Yeah.

Oh, okay.

That is not, that is not mankind. Actually, not cool.
Yeah. So I, and I, and I know that Kyle's pretty scared of the road and all the honks.
Like, it's not the cars, like you said, it's the honks.

Well, there's this.

So, I offered it. I was like, hey, you want to ride, pal? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

If there were to be an EMP electromagnetic pulse that took out every car horn in the world, wouldn't that just be a glorious thing? Oh, my gosh.

New York City would be a little bit quieter, I'll tell you that.

Finally, here myself. Maybe people get some sleep in that city for watching their goddamn lives.

It would be

totally different. Thinking of which New York City is where you cut your teeth as performers on the fable

institution

Saturday Night Live.

Nazim Pedro.

Look at that. He's doing this.

You're doing 2010.

The 2010, 2011. Not 1975.
Yeah.

You,

Saturday Night Live,

it was amazing. It was so crazy.
A lot of disappointment. Sketch comedy.
I think it's an artist. But disappointing.

A lot of hard work. A lot of hard work.
I thought it was going to be easy, breathing. Characters, impressions.
Yeah. Characters, impressions.
Yeah. Live, video.
Right. The audience.

The audience sometimes was on video, sometimes live. You're right.
Yeah.

It was the whole thing.

They had a lot of B-roll of audience just in case one didn't show up one week.

They were like, because a lot of people don't know if you're in New York City and you're outside 30 Rock, which is short for 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Exactly.
A lot of people get confused.

There are people outside handing out flyers going, yeah, watch a live comedy show, watch a live TV program. And some weeks, people just don't show up.
No one comes.

And it's an empty theater or an empty studio. Yeah.
And so then you have to cut to the audience on video just going.

Well, Scott,

this might kind of make you might blow your brains out or something. Oh, I hope not.

That would be rough.

You know, we did these

shows during COVID-19. I don't know if you remember the.
Oh, yeah. I remember the novel coronavirus.
Is that what you're talking about? And those were practically empty audiences. Really?

Who was there? You know, we had some first responders there. Oh, good.
We're still them. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, no.

That wasn't a plan, but that ended up what happened. Really?

So now we're down to second responders? Yeah. Yeah.
And you do not want second responders anymore. But I was thinking they could have used their always pressing snooze.
Yeah.

They could have used those video clips of those audience members when we had an empty audience. Oh, really, Kyle? Is that what you think?

It's just something I was thinking when you were talking about that. That would have been a good opportunity.
Okay, okay.

All right. Is that my water?

Yeah, I think that is your water, isn't it? Because I didn't pour myself one. Yeah, feel free.
Oh, yeah. A couple of hydrogen molecules for every oxygen molecule.
Sure, that'll take that right down.

Exactly what you want it to. It's still good, folks.

Now, Saturday Night Live, of course, the Coneheads. Yes.
The Blues Brothers. Right.

Caveman Lawyer.

The Unfrozen One. I mean, yes, right.
Yes. Sorry.
Yeah.

Because I work there, I get a little casual. Oh,

I'd prefer that you keep it a little profesh. I am sorry.
I don't work there anymore, and I should be professional. Yeah.
Now, did you go back to, I heard they had a big, big celebration. Yes.

Back 15th anniversary. You guys are pointing at each other.
Yes. Well, you were because I remember that, and you were there.
50th anniversary. Yes.
Of Saturday Night Live at 30 Rock. Yes.
Yes.

And it was the music part. Sandler.
Sandler. Whoa.
And Schneider. SNS? Yes.
Whoa.

Yeah.

Yeah. It was, it was a, it was a lot of, a lot of fun.
It was great. Did you see Frank Gillespie there? She was a writer.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we saw her. Yeah, we saw her.
Anyone else you're curious about? No, that was. And we gave her a big hug.
Oh,

and we sat and watched music together.

Paul McCartney played. Bonnie Rait.

Yeah, there was. Was she there? At the musical thing on Friday.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
That's cool, right?

The chance to see Bonnie Rait. Come on.
And

Nirvana with post-Malone. That's right.
So it wasn't Nirvana. It was Post Malone.
It was like post-Nirvana, baby. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

Like, literally, because it's after Kirk Cobain. Yeah, we were actually having the same conversation when he was dropping me off.
I was like, oh, it was sort of a post-Nirvana thing.

Yeah, it wasn't as much dropping you off here because I'm here too. So it was kind of like I was just driving us here.

And I should apologize about me saying what I just said. No problem at all.
Because remember, I am here and I'm just sitting here right next to you. And sometimes I forget.

And I do forget sometimes that you're around when you're around. Yeah, and you're used to being dropped off because you don't like driving because of the honks.
That's true.

Well, we're all caught up at this point.

Now,

let's hear about this new art form that you are dipping your tiny little toes into. I was hoping he'd ask.

Yeah, and as you said earlier in the intro, you mentioned us sliding down the slippery ladder of the entertainment of the story. Yeah, because

you've both been in movies, Superman primarily. Yeah, primarily.

And I also remember Detective Bender in Brigsby Bear. That's right.
Yes. Of course.
I'll never forget Detective Bender. Superman 2 Colon Blast.
What was it called?

Superman 2 Blast. Okay, okay.

All right, Superman mistake. Super colon colon blast.
So I made a mistake.

The guy makes one mistake in the podcast.

And then you've been in TV shows. I don't think it should be called Superman Colon Blast.

That's not what I was trying to say. I'm just thinking about why the ladder of the entertainment industry is so slippery.
It's so slippery at this point.

It's almost as if some jokester has been out there

taking a paintbrush

putting oil all over the rubbings of the ladder because you guys were on top. You're on top of the ladder.

Superman is out in theaters, and people are saying, like, oh, I do believe a man can fly. Yes.
Steve Lombard, of course, flying around in the flying around in the T-Craft. Yes, exactly.

You can hear him yelling.

And then suddenly, Smash Cut to just a mere two months later,

your podcasters?

What is happening? What's going on here? It's a really hard time in the industry.

Nobody knows which way is up or which.

Hopefully, Superman does.

I would hate to see him go up, up, and away, and he just plunges straight to the core of the earth. And he's on fire and he's burning.
Yeah. He's dead.
He's dead.

And then all of a sudden, the Chicago Bears are there. Oh, and Ditka's like...
85 Chicago Bears? Yeah. Hell yeah.
The fridge. It would be amazing.
But unfortunately. The refrigerator.

The refrigerator. Sorry.
I can go to the control. Thank you.

But yeah. You didn't work with him.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I did not work with the refrigerator.

He's hard to work with. Oh, really? Oh, interesting.
He's really big. He just kind of pushes itself around.

Yeah, it probably has some.

I'm pointing to my brain. You're pointing to

CPT or is it CT? I think it's

Chat GPT. It's ChatT.
Chat GPT. He has Chat GPT.
In his brain.

So it doesn't work very well.

But yeah,

we kind of fell apart a little bit our careers. And now we're so because now we're starting a podcast.
It's true. The album actually didn't sell as much as I had hoped for.

And you really had to put it. What did you hope for?

Just sort of people knowing it. So you just hoped that people would know about it.

Like, you run into somebody on the street. Oh, great album.
But it's... And you've never heard any kind of response.

It's happened a couple times. But that's kind of maybe why you went on tour and set up shows so that people could tell you.

That's right. Last we spoke, you were going on tour.
And it's been amazing. I got to meet so many folks, but those are people who sort of already know the album.
You wanted people to

okay, so I'm confused because, yes, the album came out, people listened to it, then they came to your show, and you're disappointed with

because they already know about it because

they came out and then they listened to it. There's a whole nother amount of people that didn't come to the show that don't know about it.
So you wanted everyone in the world there. That's hopeful.

And just like in the streets, kind of like, that's Kyle M.

Because I feel like that's the way it works for the other older people. For Post Malone? Yeah, for Post Malone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jelly Roll definitely has that, yeah, and he released his own stuff on YouTube pretty much, and he just blew up. And maybe you're a little jelly roll that you weren't fronting Nirvana at SNL 50.

I was jelly rolling the sheets that night, absolutely. Um, talking about what were you in the sheets, Kyle.

Uh, that's that's uh, that's for my one and only a cinnabon in the sheets for us. Yeah, yeah, jelly roll in the streets, a cummy gummy, if you will.

Just, I'm like, cummies. Cummy gummy? Is that what you said?

I don't know.

I'm not going to pull on that thread

lest this whole thing unravel.

But yeah, no, it's exciting to do the podcast. Yeah.

What's the okay? First of all, it's called What's Our Podcast,

which seems to be a bit perhaps metatextual

in terms of the title of it.

Tell me a little bit about this piece of art that

perhaps maybe just even content. premise content.
Art is very, yeah, we're not sure if we're we don't want to be the ones to determine whether it's it's art or not, but the podcast

should decide the artistry section in Wikipedia. If we get one of those on our podcast,

but exclusively about the podcast. Yeah.
Okay, great. Yeah.
The premise of the show is that we don't know. Speak up.

Come on. Don't be up.

The premise of the show is that we don't know what our podcast should be about. So we have guests come on and pitch us ideas for what they think our podcast should be about.

And then we give it a try and see if it works. And so it's a new theme every week.
Yep. That's right.
Okay. New podcast.
And we're genuinely searching for our podcast. We have,

you can imagine Beck and I, we're novices. We're, we're trying, you know, we're trudging the wall.
We're trying to figure out the whole podcast. You're this is a pro.

I mean, like, I put in my 10,000 hours. Oh, yes.
Yes, baby. And, and, uh, that's about as many hours as I want to put in, quite honestly.
I'm searching for an off-ramp at this point.

But now, you guys,

how long is this podcast every week? I would assume it's like 10, 12 hours or. Yeah.
Well, unfortunately, we've only done like every episode is about an hour, hour and a half.

We've tried to do 12 hours, but it just was not working. Yeah.
Yeah, it was way too long for one episode to do 12 hours. Okay, how many episodes have you done at this point?

Probably about 14. Yeah, and are you on Time's top 100 podcast yet? Well, no, we're coming out on Wednesday.
We're coming out. Okay, it's out already by the time this episode comes out.

By the time the episode comes out, but by the time we're talking about it right now, it hasn't come out. But by the time it comes out, it should be on time.
The top 100 podcasts.

Yeah, and I think that'll hopefully boost the Real Me album sales too and sort of

awareness of it, I guess. Do you talk about it on your podcast? Or is it quite a bit? Or is it only just quite a bit? I'm hoping to, Becca.
And

we haven't really had the full conversation. Yeah, and this is kind of the news to me.

I would love to spend a little more time, like have a little corner of the podcast where we sort of talk about the album and see how we can outreach outreach and get more people aware.

Podcasts don't really have corners. They're pretty much a straight line.
Like you press play, and then it's a straight line. Okay, and he's

one of the kings.

What he says is law in the podcast.

You could do a podcast that you end it like in the middle of a sentence, and then it starts over, and it's the middle of the sentence that you just ended.

And then it would be circular, but still no corners. Okay.

That's something that we're going to try on.

I don't need to do the corner thing. But we're going to do the thing where we end an episode mid-sentence and pick up with that sentence on the next episode.
Yep. It'll be something like

this.

That's really cool. That's really cool.
That's really cool. But yeah, we were like, hmm, we don't know what our podcast should be about.
Maybe it's that. What's your favorite podcast?

Probably Comedy Bagbag. Yeah.

Cool. It's a good one.
It's a really good one. You should check it out.

Oh, I love a lot of it. It's not on Times Top 100 podcasts.

Hey, what are you going to do?

What's the finest accolade you've received?

In life, or I was talking about for the podcast. For the podcast? Finest accolade.
Huh. I think the AV Club once called it funny or deliciously funny or something.

That's huge. Yeah, yeah.
Deliciously funny. The now defunct AV Club.
Perhaps coming back. Yeah.

Audiovisual Club. A lot of people don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do the audio visuals.
I think, did we ever win a Webby? Who knows with those things? You know what I mean?

Let us know in the comments if we've ever, if the show's ever won a Webby. A little.
yeah just go ahead press pause right now and let us know in the comments if the show's ever won a webby

and then press pause again which should unpause it there should this should be two different buttons don't you think it's very confusing yeah it's like what like what I'm supposed to press pause again no I don't want it paused I already have it paused where's the play button you ever get that Kyle you ever kind of stuck around there I had a conversation with this about this with a friend of mine recently was it on the drive over here when you were dropped off

I was actually talking with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the drive over here. And I did drop you off, actually.

And then I kind of fixed the parking of the car, and then I got out of the car, too. I dropped myself off.

It was a two-drop-off trip. Yeah, yeah.
Wow.

Doing us both a favor. Yeah.
It's pretty cool. Yeah, we've always looked out for each other that way.

We actually live,

this might kind of blow your brains out here, Scott.

Again, I don't even know what that is. It is a little scary to say what you're about to do is going to blow his brains out.
Yeah. We actually live close to each other.
So

we carpool, you know, the two of you do. Yeah, yeah.
Was that intentional or was that a happy accident? That was a really, really happy accident. Okay.

So did you buy your houses on the same day and then you walk out the front door and look at each other? Yeah, you and we,

but I can't get away from this guy. And we I'm sorry.
I'm here.

Here's Johnny. Remember that? Yeah.
I was just talking to my buddy about that. The face through the door.
About what? The shining or Johnny Carson? I'm not sure. I'm not sure either.

Kyle actually did that as a prank to me when we moved in. He took an axe to my front door that he put his face in and said, here's Johnny.
And it was so scary. It was really upsetting.
At what time?

It was right around like

bedtime for my son. So he was going down.
We were kind of getting everything quiet. And we hear this axe at the front door chopping it down.
We're all scared. We call the police.

And then Kyle sticks his glasses through the window, the little crack. Here's Johnny.
That was

eerily accurate, too.

I love that. Yeah, it was really upsetting.
That's so fun. Well, you know what else is fun is the podcast.
What's our podcast? It is out now.

Now, you guys are, how long do you feel like you're going to do this? Are you guys just dilettantes? You're going to do this for like 20 episodes and then you're out? Or what's going on? Maybe.

That actually really could be it. Sounds pretty much like a celebrity SNL, former SNL cast member podcast commitment.
We don't have the grip. You know, we don't have, we don't have the balls.

We don't have the backbone. We don't have the

feet or the legs. It doesn't have legs.
It's courage. Yeah.
And

you don't have the

chin, the waddle, the eyebrows. Yeah, none of that.
How about you?

In the process of growing this podcast,

were you ever like, ah, this is taking too long? Or was it a hit immediately? When did

you ever at the forefront? When did you commit?

When is it like, this is, I mean, well, you know, I started out just as a simple, simple man with a dream and the email address of every famous comedian in Los Angeles. And I just grew it from there.

And it was just, you know, it was a, it was a commitment, but labor of love. Labor of love.
That was all it was. Yeah.
And now we're here. Now we're here.
That's fantastic. Yeah.
You know, we've come

to the end

of this segment.

And I have to go to commercial.

But did you talk about your podcast enough? Or is there anything else you want to say? It's just really nice to do this, to get back together with my friend and goof around in a room.

Especially Kevin to listen. It's been a lot of fun.
Check it out.

More like the rubber room.

You guys are so crazy. I bet this podcast

is crazy, too.

Like the condoms or something, because me and Kyle are always wearing condoms. Well, babe, I'm glad you're practicing.
This comes back to my cummy gummy stuff.

Well, What's Our Podcast is out right now. The first episode.
Who's on the first episode?

Fran Gillespie. Fran Gillespie? Yeah, Fran Gillespie.
Two mentions in one episode. Wow.
We got a two-episode release. It's Fran Gillespie and Mark Maron.
Fantastic.

You know, he's not doing that at WTF anymore. Maybe you guys could.

Oh, maybe we should talk about that on the podcast with him when he's on the episode. Yeah, take it.
No, no, just take over his show. I would love to.
Oh, WTF.

Yeah. I think we tried, but he locked the gate.
Oh, yeah. He always talks about it.
Of course, me and B might want to change the name to DTF. Oh, hell yeah.

That's a nice high-fives. I love that.
We got to get more high-fives on this show, So I'm glad that you started it. Trend.
Hopefully. Yeah.
Do another one. Yeah, I love it.

I'm just sitting here, but no one's offered me one, but that's all right. No, no.
It was too late.

It's too late.

But you know what is not too late? Is it not too late for you to listen to What's Our Podcast out right now? A special two-episode premiere, one with Fran Gillespie and one with Mark Maron.

And we need to take a break, if that's okay. When we come back, we're going to have a couple of entrepreneurs.
Can you guys stick around? I'd love to. Yeah, I would love to see an entrepreneur.
Yeah.

Okay. There is going to be a couple live in person.
Let's take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Kyle Mooney, more Beck Bennett, more comedy bang bang right after this.

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Comedy Bang Bang, we are back here. We have the hosts and proprietors, I would assume.
You guys own this podcast or

maybe not. Oh, our podcast? Yeah.
Yeah, we own it. You own it.
Who are you doing it with? We're doing it with Headgum. Headgum.
So they probably own the RSS feed. I don't.

Well, I mean, you don't even know what an RSS feed? Boy. Oh, all right.
Well, that's the thing. Welcome to podcasting, guys.

I'm no scotch. You actually don't know what it is.
Difficult transition. Do you know what CPMs are, my dears?

That's the thing.

Count,

power, money. Yeah.
We got in one. All All right.

Well, guys, Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett are here, of course. What's Our Podcast is the podcast.
Special two-episode premiere just occurred, and those are out now.

Anyone could turn this podcast off and listen to them. But why would you do that when we have such great guests coming on right now? Is that right, guys?

Yeah, don't turn this off and go listen to our podcast. Stay here.
This is a fantastic podcast. Thank you.
Stands the test of time. I appreciate that.
Well, let's get to our next guests.

They're returning. They were on the show a few months back.
They are, I believe they're the owners and proprietors of the website cooldickshoes.com. Please welcome back to the show, Austin and Tony.

Hello.

Hey, thank you. Good.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
They're high-vibing.

You said you wanted to see more, and we're coming in with humility. I honestly wanted someone to offer me them, but

now that I have to ask for it again, I'm just going to reject them. So don't bother.

And therein lies our problem. Oh, you guys have a problem? Oh,

by the way,

thank you. I'm sorry to hear you have a problem, but let me just explain for beck and kyle uh austin and tony are

i guess your

schoolers yeah we have we had a business um where we well basically we sold uh shoes where we drew penises on them uh we thought they were you could choose your own you could choose the penis that was drawn oh that's amazing that's a great idea there was three styles and uh they had different prices and it was an incredible business however it did get away from us a little bit yeah we got a lot of orders on our real online website.

It was a real website. You came in here with a real website that people could order these shoes.
Yeah. Yeah.

And we kind of thought when we were asked to do this podcast, we didn't know that people listened to it. Yeah, that's a problem.
Unaware.

We didn't think we would get orders. And then we kind of found out we had a supply and demand issue.
Yeah.

There was a lot of demands. A lot of demands.
Zero supply. Zero supply, and my dad wouldn't let me hook up my PayPal to the website.

So I had no way to make money or get money or anything. Yeah.
And I'm the CFO, so that's like like really embarrassing for me. Yeah, chief financial officer.
That's correct.

Can I ask a question about the business? Oh, sure.

You guys would have a shoe and you would draw on the shoe and send the people the shoe who ordered it, or would they send their shoes in and you would draw on their shoes?

Did you ever figure that out? I can't remember. Ideally, it would be the first one.

However, we didn't have access to shoes.

Yeah, we had no way to get money. And Jason Manzuka said he would invest, and then we forgot to email him, and Slash didn't know his email address.

We didn't have his email address though we did guess it a few times and now we are in contact with a wonderful man in Florida. Oh good.
Okay. Is it a different Jason Manzukas? Yeah,

it's not him. Oh, no, but he has an alligator skin business and we're interested in learning more about that.
So we're meeting up next week.

Yeah.

Another problem we're having, all the girls in our class got really mad at us.

We thought that these dick shoes would be like really funny and awesome, but actually like all the girls got mad and now put it what what is there to get mad about it's just a fun product i mean would you if you i mean would you order some of these shoes absolutely i wish i could i mean if you guys had the shoes and you were able to fulfill the orders and everything i would definitely order some cool dick shoes i would definitely

because you said that there are three different types of dicks that you can put on let me let me show you these this is a real website this is uh

whoa this is the mr

and this is the tony and then this is the austin oh wow

by the way you got your guys's name are austin and

and Tony. And these are representative of your.

And actually, we'd really like to get away from that website as we are rebuilding our brand. We are rebuilding our brand and coming in with humility.
I think we lost a lot of people's trust, but yeah.

The girls in school. The girls in schools in school and all the orders we couldn't fulfill.

People are pretty upset.

We come in with humility and we come in with a plan. Yeah.

The Austin was $100, by the way, and the Tony is only $45. I was wondering about that.

And why is the Austin so much more expensive? Well, we value it at an emotional price. We're getting away from it, though.

I'm sorry to keep coming up. Prom is around the corner, you guys.
Prom is around the corner. All the girls are in the middle of the school.
It's really around the corner. It's

in May. It's around the corner.
Exactly.

Yeah.

We're not in a great spot here. No.
So we're starting a new company. Okay.

It has a website. What year are you in school, by the way?

We're about to be, we're seniors. We're seniors.
You're about to be seniors. We're about to be seniors.
Okay. Which means we're juniors.
Yeah.

Well, I mean, you you must be starting school, it's right after labor, or you know, very close to Labor Day. That's right, correct, sorry.
Maybe it might actually be Labor Day today.

So, you might be starting tomorrow. Is that what it is? Happy Day of Labor.
Happy Day. And so, we encourage you to now go to our new website.
What's your new website?

We sell printers, not dickshoes.com.

Okay, so that's a real website. It's a real website.

You guys, and you sell printers. Yes.

I want to see this website. We currently have printers for sale.
Mmm, okay. Yeah.

Let's see. It says,

don't be mad. Printers.
Printers. Don't be mad.
That's a message for the girls.

Along with a picture of you both. With mustaches.
We're serious now. We sell printers only.
We are not liable for what you print on your own printer.

Then you have a picture of the cool dick shoes with a... Almost like one of those Ghostbusters symbols, but you know what I mean when I say Ghostbuster symbols? Yeah, a big red circle with an X.

This is more of an X, though, because I believe the Ghostbusters just had one slash.

Yeah, yeah.

We're not trying to get into legal trouble with Ghostbusters or any more trouble at all, really.

I think the Reitman family might have some words with you if you were to just do especially if there was a ghost or Slimer. Yeah.
AKA onion name.

And then there's a little section that says our printer collection. Yeah, we have three printers for sale, and we have four total printers.

So what we, what the problem we ran three for sale and four total yeah we have there's three for sale and four total one is we have two of them yeah okay three for sale yes one of the models we have double you have four total that you're selling but three styles yeah exactly got it the prices vary in a in a sort of substantial way right yeah so printer number one is uh uh one thousand three hundred and two dollars and eighteen cents yeah and tell me about this printer so it's at his dad's work yeah um and that one is easy because a lot of times I go with my dad to work and he goes to a meeting.

I can go in there and get the printer. Exactly.
So it's easy access for you. Yeah, but still it's like a little bit tough because there's people in the halls.

So I'd have to like sneak past them, either putting a printer in my shirt or backpack if I could get one. Maybe you could get like a long trench coat and have it be the head, you know?

And oh, so like I would play the character of a printer as I walked out? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Wait, yeah, dude, you can do that. For sure.
Okay. How would you do it? Do you make a printer noise? Oh, Xerox.

I actually don't think Xerox was a sound effect. I think it was the company name.
Oh,

I bought it. So, yeah, if Scott was there, you would have been.
Oh,

I'm a savvy printer buyer, so I know these things.

Oh, you like printers? Well, also, Xerox isn't necessarily a printer. I believe it's a copy machine.
Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, dude.

This appears to be an Epson, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's one of the premier models that we have, so that jacks up the price. Maybe Epson is onomonopoeia in some way.
Like, Epson, Epson, Epson.

That sounds like

printed pages coming. Oh, it does.
It does. Epson, Epson, Epson.
Now I have my paper. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
So that one, that one's $1,300 and change. Yeah.

Then we have printer number two is $40.

Yeah, because we have two of those. Yeah, and that one's just at our, that's in, that's in our houses.
It's in our houses. It's easy to grab.
We priced it at the work for us.

Because obviously what happened with the dick shoe thing is that like we had a bunch of customers, but we didn't have a supply.

So now we're asking for the chain to start with the customer to create the question of which we answer. I'm lost.
Yeah.

Yeah. Try to try to re say that phrase

in more of a way that would make sense. That makes sense, guys.
Yeah. So just to be clear,

yeah,

we are a little stoned. We smoke for focus now, not

medicine for us, but yeah, we're men now. We used to be boys.
You were your seniors at this point. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

How old are you?

Are you 17 still?

Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. You'll turn 18, though, in the middle of your senior year, perhaps.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Exactly. That's what's going to happen.
And then we're moving out immediately.

And we're living in the shed. Yeah, yeah.

What shed? My parents have a shed and we're going to live in the shed. You're not moving out.
You're still

prone to their property. No, because, well, we have our own roof and stuff.
What are you guys talking about? Oh, it's their roof. Right.

If it's on their property and they're paying for it, then you're just living in

one of their roofs. I guess you could own the roof, though.
You can work out some sort of a deal with your property. Well, we're not trying to move out of the roof.

We're trying to move out of the house. Right.
But the house is a roof, right? Of course. Does the shed have a roof? Yeah.
Because you're still under one of their roofs.

I didn't know you could have multiple roofs. I thought you

apologize. Kyle, anything you wanted to say?

I understand the roof confusion,

but I guess I'm just curious.

So

if I'm a potential customer. Yes.
But you are. Everyone is.
Everyone. absolutely.

If you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to look at everybody. Everyone is a potential customer.
The hope here, in theory, like I'm mostly drawn to the $40 printer.

And I believe there's one more, which is how much is that? Yeah, printer number three is $12,022.64. And that's the one that I'm more drawn to because I like flashy things.

I like to just spend a lot on stuff. And so I can talk about it and bring people over to my house.
You're getting a lot of those sweet Superman Zids. Yeah.
Residuals. Yeah.

I have to do something with it. You know, I have to show you.
I'm in a big movie. I have to have fancy printers.
What are you going to just hoard cash like they're old newspapers or something?

You got to spend it. That's what I do with old newspapers.

And cats, of course. Yes, of cats.
Cats, of course.

Cats. You have a lot of cats? Of course I've cats.
Old cats that I stack and pay. Old cats, new cats.

New cats and old cats. My old cat, the ones I've had for a while are old, and the ones that I just got are new.

Anyway, but it's not about my cats. I just like buying flashy stuff with my Superman residuals to show people that I was in a big Hollywood movie.

So I'm interested in that one. Which, congratulations, by the way.
I think that's super cool. Yeah.

You're the first people to say that to them. I can tell.
Yeah, that's really nice of you. Thank you.
I've been waiting for that. We saw it.

We saw a lot of street. You know, it's like one thing for the people in the theater to know about the movie, but to be like just random people just because they already saw the movie.
Yeah,

they knew about it. We saw so many TikTok recaps that it was like we saw it.
Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, that works.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, thank you. No problem.
So what are the differences of these? Why is this one $12,000?

Okay, the way that pricing works is, and I'm the CFO, so I think I can speak to this. The way that pricing works is that we,

the work we have to do.

You got it. Okay, I'm finding it.
The work you have to do. Go.
Okay, I'm finding it. The work you have to do to get this printer,

which is harder because it's farther away. Basically, we need a party bus.
Yeah.

We need a party bus for prom. Like one with

a pole in the middle.

Yeah. Oh my god.
Can you imagine?

Dude, I'd get on that pole and swing around. No, it's for the girls.
Oh, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
It's not for us to play on, bro. With like neon lights and a CD player and stuff.
Yeah, CD player.

Can you imagine? Man, I would jump around with that thing. Yeah, yeah.

It might skip if you do that.

That's good. That's like a remix, right?

Yeah, in a lot of ways. Yeah.
Always wanted to be a DJ. Do you have people you're taking to prom with you? It is a

Sadie Hawkins. Yeah.
A Sadie Hawkins promotion? Which means the girls choose. Yes.
I see. So, and you're here to let everyone know you're on the market, I would imagine.
And we're serious.

Yes, we're serious. You will go if someone asks you.

Absolutely.

No, I'm going to say no. No, please don't give me a hand job.
Like, what? Yeah. Like, what? Like, yeah, we're just going to already bust through Burger King.
Yeah, no, we're going to prom.

Just so you manage your expectations. Not everyone gets a hand job at prom.
I mean, I did Beck. I did not.
You did not get a hand job at prom. I don't think so.
Did you wait till you got home?

Yeah, and I get, well, from myself, I got one. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay. That's how you got to do it.
I'm shouting about you.

I got a little more, actually.

Whoa,

no.

Kyle's cooler than Beck.

Okay, cool. Let's hear what I'm doing.
I'm finding that out right now. This hurts.
Okay.

We're getting hand jobs, though. You're getting hand jobs.
I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. We're not going to be like Beck and have to do it.

It's great to be optimistic optimistic about that.

So

you need a party bus. You know, you can just rent one.
Yeah, with money that we will have from our printer.

This printer is particularly hard to get. Why is it so hard to get? Because it's, well, my dad works in a bank, and it's the printer that they use to print the money.
Whoa. Wow.

They're printing money that the bank uses right there. That's what my dad said.
Oh, interesting. I mean,

yeah, I don't know. It sounds like plates, maybe?

The U.S. Mint is typically the place where they print money.

Oh, yeah, we would love to get our hands on that. Yeah, that's a good printer.
Fort Knox. Have you ever heard of that? Yeah.
I have.

I heard that they got rid of all the gold or something.

Yeah, I heard of Trump now. Trump was saying it's empty, that there's some sort of government thing.
Yeah, it was weird, yeah. But I was just like, okay, that sounds

really government. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I'm the president.

Oh, God, the economy, dude. It's going to be sorting off these printers.
All gold's gone. I know, dude.
Well, you know, they're trying to get rid of pennies, too.

to get, yeah, they're trying, they're trying and trying,

just keep turning up everywhere you look. Yeah, that would be a good thing if you guys could collect all the pennies, help collect all the pennies.

Oh, yeah, don't throw them out, give us the pennies, yeah. Don't throw them out, you give us the pennies.
Can you imagine

every penny in the world and a giant coin star that you dumped it in? Oh, man. Oh, cha-ching, cha-ching.
How big would that coin star be? Yeah, talk about printing money, dude.

And then you get a hand job after. Yes, I guess.
Or more.

Or more. Oh, shit, dude.
Can you imagine? Kyle. I mean, if you're just right there at the coin star, you see all these pennies going through printed money.

You're just going to, you just hang out at the coin star getting hanged. Maybe you could stick your dick into the coin star.
Yeah, dude.

What happened then? I wonder.

It turns into coins or dollar bills. I don't know.
It depends on how much your penis is valued at. I guess that's one way to find out.

When you guys went to prom, did you go with someone that you love?

I actually did. Whoa.
Several times. Yeah, I think think so.

Oh, you loved them at the time. At the time.
Actually, ooh, no. That was

still in love. Yeah.

I loved this girl I went with. And I'm married and have a child, but never in love.
Never got over. Yeah, never got over it.
Okay. Yeah.
How about you, Kyle? Did you love?

I was in love with the person I went with. And you never know.

They might be listening on the other end.

Was it reciprocated? Yeah, I think for a moment.

She broke up. Sounds like more than a moment with what got on the prom.
Sounds like it was.

Maybe it was just a moment for you. You know what I mean?

Just think about baseball.

It was a fun-ass night. What can I say? I bet.

Yeah, because, yeah, we want to go with someone that we love, but the person we love most in the world is each other. Oh, that's so cool.

You guys could go together? Neither of us are girls. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It's okay. Yeah, these days, anyone can go to prom in any kind of combination.

The entire school could be one couple. Yeah.
Oh my gosh.

Such a school wants to be a couple? Then we don't have to go through the humiliation of waiting to be asked. It's a hard position to be in.
It's impossible. It's terrible.
But you've been really good.

You've been strong. I feel like I've been, yeah.
He changed his walk. Yeah.
Oh,

I guess I've never seen you walk. You've always been sitting here when I entered the room.
Yeah. How did you walk before? I get here early.

How did I walk before? Yeah.

Dude, I did the water polo classic. I don't know what that is.
What's the water polo? You don't know the water polo classic? classic i dude how old are you guys uh i mean no

29 ish yeah 29 29 or 40. okay so old yeah it's super old um that's probably why you don't know that what is the water polo classic

it's relaxed shoulders back kind of groin first sort of then then legs so lead with groin some wavy legs it's you're every day i would bump into stuff and it you probably might

you might the point of the groin yeah that happens wear a cup that's a good point yeah usually when i walk i'm just like waving my arms in case i hit anything then it'll be my arms that hits it instead of my groin yeah that's smart you can also get a cane that checks for stuff in a front of you oh yeah yeah then you can cut and line and stuff yeah yeah that's good

so how do you walk now oh now i walk with um uh

now i do the businessman which is i always have my hand kind of down in case i need to grab like a briefcase okay people how often does that happen where you're walking down the halls of school and there's a briefcase that you need to grab?

Not yet, but I'm thinking of planting some. Please don't publish that.

Don't can we hurt that?

I'll see. Our editing machine has been broken for a number of years, probably like a decade at this point.
Oh my gosh. I'll see what I can do though.
Okay. I'll run it up the chain.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.

Cool. But yeah.
So yeah, I basically try to do more of a hand forward,

just balanced walk. Okay, great.
Yeah, that sounds awesome. So you've been changing your walk.
Yeah. To make yourself more appealing.

Girls to know that I'm someone that you could look to for security.

You know, a lot of women want that. You know, they're looking to hook up with someone who will provide for them.
Yeah. Is that right, Kyle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I, you know, I've always, I'm always trying to figure out what women want, right? But, uh, but yeah, that is, that sounds, that sounds accurate. Yeah.
Yeah, just watch the movie.

To watch the movie with

Millie G, one of our Millie Gibbs. One of our ambassadors.
Okay, well, give give me about 95 minutes.

Oh, it's going to be a little closer to 120, I believe.

It's a long one.

Okay. I would say we should watch it together, but unfortunately, we watched that for our 100th episode.
Scott hasn't seen it. Yeah, but you'll come back for Brother Bear 2.
Okay.

Oh, that's one of my favorite movies. Oh, you like Brother Bear? I love Brother Bear.
We just watched it. How much do you remember about it?

I can't remember the character names, but the plot, I feel like I was. Were you guys blackout?

Oh, they were blackout. Dude, you were toast.
It was hosted by Brother Bear. Dude, you guys lived a life.
You were in movies. You have a tequila company? Your best friends.

I don't think we have the tequila company. Did we start a tequila company? I would love to.
We've not started.

Fuck. Actually, I do think that the three of us? That would be great.
I think that we would really tap into an untapped market. The five of us? The five? You guys aren't 18 or even 21 yet.

So I don't know if you've got anything. Yeah, maybe tobacco? Sorry about that.
Okay, yeah, we can be the tobacco wing of the. Yeah, when was the last time there was a new cigarette?

Yeah, that's a good point. What about a new alcohol? Totally

flavored. Also, the other thing is, what about a new shape of a cigarette? Because they're all long and skinny.
What about square? Oh, yeah. Or like a.

And it's just. Yeah.

I think that's a great idea. That's a great way to do it.
It's just like a wide. Oh, I see.
It's as wide as you can. You can kind of put it in between your teeth.
Yeah. And just pop it.

Like a sugar cube. Yeah.
Yeah. Some people might say, like, oh, why do you have a giant sugar cube in your mouth? It's like, no, I'm smoking.
Yeah. Yeah.
I like that. I think that's great.
Yeah.

That is cool. Or maybe we'll do that, the three of us, to make money.

But we were just part of the talk. So you keep waiting for us.
When you're 18, when you're 18. Yeah, come see us when you're 18.
All right, I'm 18.

No.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
He's 18. Oh, now here's the cake.
I'm 18. I mean, Kyle's dumb, but he's not stupid.
Is he not?

I'm not that.

He's a dumb fucking idiot. But he's not a stupid.
Stupid.

I've done some stupid things, but I'm not as stupid as people think. I'm actually a little smarter than people think.

Oh,

dude,

what are you smart at? I'll test you.

I love numbers. Okay, what's five plus nine?

Do you like adding them together? 14. I know that shit.

See, look at that.

Not bad. Not bad.
He doesn't even

hit me again.

Square root of 69. Hell yeah.

That would be my prom night.

Hell yeah. Come on.

So I got one over here, too.

Hell yeah.

Whoa. Wow.
I really want you guys to go to prom. I want you to find somebody you love.
I want you to get the party. Or you could go together and love each other.
We should, dude. You think so?

I mean, well, hey, let's see how the printer sales go. Yeah, because you might be able to get a party bus.
You can't get a party bus without it. Why do you want a party bus, by the way?

Because that's where people finger bang most of the time. They finger bang in a party bus.
Most of the time. Most of the time.
You know that's the best sentence in the human language.

What is this now?

That's where people finger bang is the best sentence. No, no, no, no.
Finger bang in a party bus. Finger bang in a party bus.
Finger bang in a party bus. Oh, Kyle M, is that a song?

Yeah, you know, I like to try to keep my stuff a little like outside of the blue material, a little bit cleaner. But like, if we could come up with

a metaphor or a synonym, like. Your album doesn't have one of those parental advisories.
No, it's actually fully clean. There's not really a lot of explicit stuff

happening. But, you know, maybe...
Sorry, the phrase is finger banging in the party bus. Finger bang in the party bus.
So, what if it's like finger fun?

Finger fun in the party bus. Say party bus, yeah.
You can definitely say party bus.

I feel like I would get party bus doesn't seem like timeless enough either. I feel like finger, yeah.

Maybe

hand in hand, hand in hand. I like this word.
Hand in hand as the carriage goes, hand in hand on the road.

Something else is happening.

Hand in hand on the road. Hand in hand on the road.

Yes. I'm going to

need some snacks.

How about some nuts and raisins and a big stick of pepper roll?

Hand in hand on the road.

I'm so sorry. Something's happening down there.
I know, that's too literal. Hand in hand on the road.

I think I found something.

I think I found a secret inside.

Hand in hand down the road.

Hand in hand down the road. I feel like I'm going to like this ride.

Hand in hand on the road. I think I found a secret inside.

Hand in hand on the road.

I think I'm going to like this ride. Don't unload your load.

On the road. Yeah.
That's pretty good, too, honestly. Don't was doing.
Yeah,

I was just kind of just, I was kind of more, more like.

Well, you know, sometimes it's good to hear terribly shitty things. Yeah, exactly.
But if that inspires you to go, like, oh no, I should try harder and make it so

I didn't hear what you were doing. I was kind of talking about grabbing a snack, like nuts and wrinkly raisins.
And pepperoni. Kind of a euphemism for balls and

the pepperoni stick. Yeah, we're trying to keep it clean, though.

Sorry about that. Because sometimes on a road trip, you grab snacks, but maybe like instead of grabbing nuts, it's like

playing around to golf.

Oh, because it's the golf balls are sort of

a walk. Yeah.
It's a long walk. So you don't like it.
Oh, no. It doesn't work for me.
Like Austin is saying that to do 18 holes.

It's a long walk. It's a long walk.
It's a long, wonderful walk.

But you do like it. I do like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't like to walk, not long.
Yeah.

When Austin says it doesn't work for him,

he's saying that golfing. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I'm a really positive guy, so yeah, most things work for me. Yeah, exactly.
Well, this all sounds great.

I mean, we sell printers, not dickshoes.com.

You have a place where people can enter their names and a message about why they want it. That's what's really important.
It's like we didn't know because we made this,

we started a company and we got a bunch of orders, but we didn't know if they were jokes or not. Yeah.
So we didn't know how to how to send the shoes to people.

We did, in fact, get one address. However, we did not follow through.
We forgot.

We forgot.

Yeah, you guys just weren't prepared for the amount of traffic, I think, that your website got from being on Comedy Bank. Again, we had no idea there was anybody really.
That's all right. I mean, but

at this point, though, you do have the printers. You have access to the printers.
We have access. We don't quite have them yet, but we can assure you that we'll fall through this time.
Okay, great.

Well, I want everyone to head over there to wesellprinters, not dickshoes.com. We're going to take a break here.

Kyle and Beck, I know you guys have to go. Is that right? Yeah.
You have to go do your own podcast.

We got to go record a couple episodes. That's fine.
Thank you again, Scott. Always.
Oh, no problem. But Austin and Tony, you're going to stick around.

because when we come back, we're going to have two guests all the way from New York City. This is exciting.
I'm sorry that you guys. Yeah, I'm so bummed I can't stay.
Yeah, too bad.

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Comedy Bang Bang, we are back. Austin and Tony, formerly of cooldickshoes.com, now of WeSellPrinters, not dickshoes.com.

And at this point, I mean, I know that we're recording this in advance of releasing it. It's not a live release, but I can only imagine the orders that are just coming through.

Hopefully, you'll get four orders, right?

That's how many you want? With a compelling case of why. Yeah.
Oh, that's right, because people have to write down why they want the printer. Yeah.
So

if you get more orders than the four, are you going to be sifting through what people write and judging who is going to get it based on merit?

Yeah, based on merit and like compelling case. Because here's the thing.
If you can reverse

the customer relationship where they feel like they're on the spot, then they'll be more likely to be. So they're selling the printers to you.
You're buying the printers. They're pitching to us.

They're pitching to us.

That makes us in charge. Yeah.

You guys are pros. Thank you.
You know, I'm so glad we started having entrepreneurs back on the show. Yeah.
think it was a good choice. Yeah.
Well, we have a couple of guests coming up right now.

Have you guys ever been to New York City?

Oh, we did. We went on, we took Google Glasses and we did a virtual tour of Times Square together.

On the Google Glasses? Yeah. Google Glasses.

Well, let's talk to them. They're all the way from New York City.
Please welcome for the first time on the show, the Buggle Brothers. Wow, so good to be here.
So great to be here.

Thanks so much for having us on the show. Oh, nice to see you.
It's got a big fan of the podcast. Actually, it listens when I go jogging.
Oh, you. Oh,

so nice.

He inspires you to work out. Yeah.
Yeah, no, just one of his.

You have a really great body, by the way. Oh, that's actually

one of the first times someone said that to me like that. Wow.
That's like you're really, really nice. Yeah, it's incredible.

I've always thought it was actually an incredible shape, sort of like a sort of like an apple or something like that.

And here he goes, my brother actually complimented me like he's like the nicest guy ever all of a sudden.

That was really nice of you. Yeah, well, I actually never thought about actually commenting on your body until Scott did right now.
Well,

I actually think you look really great, too. I know I don't always take the moment to tell you, but you actually really look incredible.

Thanks, Robert. And this is Austin and Tony, by the way.
Hey, Austin.

Hey, Tony. Hey, I'm Brian Buggle.
I'm Brundon Buggle. Oh, cool.
Hi, guys.

Brendan.

My brother Brundon. Brunton Brundon.

So Brendan and Brian Buggle. Oh, it's Brundon.
It's actually Brundon. It's Brundon.
Okay, I guess I wrote it down wrong.

Brundon and Brian Bruggel.

Just Buggle. Buggle.
I beg your pardon. I'm sorry.
Everything's all jumbled.

It could be sort of a tongue twister.

It's a B and B a Bungle.

But tell me, you guys are all the way from New York City. Yes, absolutely.
We actually came in from New York City. Do you live there? You reside there?

We do reside there.

We work there. We work in tourism out in New York City.
Yeah, we do.

It's sort of the lifeblood of the city in a way. So, you know, it's one of the biggest tourism cities in the whole world.
So, yeah, we just help. We just work in tourism.

When you say you work in tourism, what do you mean? What exactly?

Oh, well, thanks so much for asking. That's actually a really good question.

I see why they put you the number one spot. Yeah, yeah.

McCall seat right here.

Absolutely.

I don't know what that reference means, but that is very interesting.

Are you aware of Central Park? I'm aware of it. Yeah, so

in fact, I'm so aware of it. I've been there and I have memories of it.
Oh, absolutely. Oh, absolutely.
I'm not there currently. Oh, well, that makes our life easier.

Yeah, we have explain that it's a big park in the middle of a city, right? So there's a city. It's pretty much the center of New York City.
Yes. Giant park.
Right in the center of it. Yeah.

And it's, so there are all sorts of things there. You know, there's big rocks and grass.

I went there for the rocks. Yeah.
And most people do. A lot of people do go there for the rocks.
But a nice way to get around Central Park is the, is it horses?

Are you aware the horse-drawn carriage is? I have ridden one in.

Oh, so he's there. So he's actually remembering that.
And this makes our lives easier, though. Yeah.
So this makes our lives easier.

But explain it for those people and maybe Austin and Tony, have you ever ridden on a horse-drawn carriage? Just on the Google Glasses.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
That was covered in the Google Glasses. Yeah.

Yeah.

So actually, some people don't know this about the horses is that they're not native to Central Park.

That's not their natural habitat. They're shipped in.
They're shipped in. They came over on ships? Yeah.

I think they actually came back from way back in the day, from the Mayflower, all that. Yeah.
Really? But they're that old? Right. Yeah.

Well, you know,

they have grandparents and, of course, children. And grandchildren and so on, and so forth.
Yeah, no, these aren't the original ones that travel around. Oh, I see.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, no.
Oh, and

I want to apologize if I misspoke earlier. Oh, I don't think you misspoke, but

it was definitely

not a disagreement, but a misunderstanding. Right, oh, yeah, no, no, these aren't the same ones that came over on Mayflower.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. These are generations after.
Generations.

Generations upon generation. I mean, the Mayflower came over here in what? In the

1940s or something? I think that was, yeah, that was before. That was before black and white TV.
I think so, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so, okay, so I don't know about the horses, right? Okay.

And so there are other animals in the park that are native to the park, and they live there, and it's all good.

There's nothing needs to be done. They can live there.
But with the horses,

the horses have a very specific way of living, I would say, sort of physiologically.

If you're not aware, the horses are much like us. They will eat food.

They're much like humans in that regard. They do eat food.
Right, absolutely. And we need to feed them, and they break down the food in their bodies with their digestive tracts, right?

And they get all the nutrients they need out of it.

And then whatever they don't need, they expel. Exactly.
Exactly. And now you're making our lives a little bit easier.

That's what I'm here to do. Because sometimes when we tell people about this, they get really confused, and we have to post a

picture or something. Sure, you're making a lot of graphs.

I'm going to raise my hand right now. I'm swearing to God.
You're making my life a lot easier, Scarlet.

But yes, so as you were saying, so the horses, yeah, and what my brother Brendan was saying earlier, the horses will, they will, you know, churn out this food, and this food, as you say, will become a discharge, if you will.

Some people call it horse shit. Yes.
That's the indelicate way of saying it.

But they all do it. In our business, we call it discharge.

Yes, because this is what our business is. Essentially, this is our business.
We go around and we collect the horse shit.

from the horses out in Central Park. Because if we did it, it would actually be a huge problem and all the tourists would be stepping in it and they wouldn't come to New York City anymore.

And the horses, we can't get rid of the horses because they came over here in in the 40s a long time ago and people enjoy the rides yeah and you know as right now and just to just to be just to be fully um transparent to be

making my

wonder woman's plane my i i have a friend who uh is in the movie superman oh

wow i want to see that but so uh he probably knows about wonder woman's yeah i've not been able to be invisible i've not been able to see a movie i wish he was here and could have heard me say that he would have given me a high five oh and we do love high fives too we always are high fiving each other so that's a really amazing why don't you guys can i see you try to do one?

Oh, absolutely. There you go.
Oh, right.

That was. Okay, first of all, you're just holding hands, and it was really low.

That was like ankle level. Into it.

It was a bit of a mistake. And

if I had another opportunity, I actually really think I could. You want a second crack at it? Yeah, second, second, second crack at it.
There you go.

Now one hand is on top of the other, and you're sort of making like a shadow puppet of a fish. And a fish.
Right. And that is a fairly fascinating.
That's actually a very accurate description.

Yeah, but it's a common misconception because it's just our hands. It's not a fish.
Okay. It's very common.

I would love to, if, if, um, if you get the moment or if you get the chance later, I would love for you to sort of just give a sense of how a proper way to do high five. I'm sure.

We're going to do a tutorial after this. Oh, actually,

that would make myself stick around after the show. Make my life a lot easier.
So actually, the thing is, so yeah, we are actually in charge of collecting all this shit.

So there's only a few ways around this problem of all the horse shit in Central Park. You could get rid of the horses, but people enjoy the rides too much.

And the horses came over from the middle of the day.

before any of us yeah they they you guys have to deal with it in the in the google glasses too oh do you see do you catch it on the google glasses yeah it might be the google glasses we see

celebrities

yeah

actually i was thinking maybe i should stop calling them doo-doo glasses

that would be actually a really good idea i don't know if they'd sell as many units

let's keep it we'll keep it a google glasses end okay because people do have a negative connotation with doo-doo and horse shit which is kind of frustrating for us because we work in the industry Yeah, but it's the only reason you have a job because if there wasn't this negative connotation,

that's something we actually have to clarify.

This is currently volunteer work.

And we show up because we knew that there was a job that needed to be done and nobody was doing it. Okay.
And so we were hearing all the tourists.

Why do you think no one was doing it? Were you walking through Central Park? We're not sure because we're seeing these things.

This huge, this huge turbo. Grab that one.
Grab that.

I'm getting interested. What's that one going to feel like?

Why is that one a little more bubbly than the other one?

So, yeah, we're collecting them.

Collecting them.

At first, we were just fans.

What did you say?

Then you became collectors. Yes, yeah.
And then we're like, oh, we'll actually help.

And you know, we actually, I remember that, I remember the very first time when one of the horse riders, when one of the

guys, he was the pilot of the horse of the horse pilot of the buggy.

The horse pilot. He was funny.
In the business, it's called a horse pilot? Oh, a buggy pilot. Oh, a buggy pilot.
Okay.

He was like, oh, thanks for grabbing that. Like, oh, wow.

I guess we're actually doing something good here. He turned around and said over his shoulder, hey, thanks for grabbing that.

Yeah, nice guy. I remember the day, yeah.
Really nice older gentleman, really nice guy.

That's what it clicked for us.

I guess we have a job to do. Yeah, so we've spent the last

16, 17 years, 16, 17 years just on a volunteer basis. And

we grabbed the shit, we bring it back to our home, wrap it up.

Sometimes sometimes, depending on what the horse is, it can be kind of like clay. You can make a little thing with it, and you can give it away in the streets too.

I actually make because I've actually been making little tiny figurines, and I love to give these little kitties around our apartment building.

Yeah, and I've been making bowls and plates and stuff out of it.

We use them to

use it to eat porridge or soup or whatever, whatever you put in a bowl. I don't know that I would necessarily want to eat out of a horseshit bowl.
Oh, it's sanitized. Oh, we walk away.

We wash them soap and water. Soap of water and hose.

Hose water? Yeah, hose water. I don't know if that's entirely sanitized.

Well, I don't know, because actually our apartment building is next to a restaurant. Okay.
So that's how we have access to that. You peaked my interest.

So, yeah, this restaurant, I believe it's more sort of French fare. Yeah, it's French fare.
And they serve people. French fusion, maybe? Yeah, French fusion.
I think maybe something like that.

Yeah, something like that. Maybe in New York City.
Melton Cole. Of course, yeah, of course.
Because it costs something yin-yang. Yeah.
Sure.

But no, they serve the people to water there, and so we use the same water to clean our shit with. And then we, you know, scope that into bowls.

Okay, I still don't think it's sanitary, even though you're using restaurant water. Well, you know, that's a he said, she said scenario.
I think it's just fine.

Now, are you guys charging for the bowls? No.

This is something we would really, and actually, it's really interesting to be talking to you guys because I noticed that you saw more business types, which is really fascinating.

Yeah, was it my walk? Yeah, exactly.

We saw it the way you were with your

crotch was forward. No, shit, I reverted.

We would love to

start making some money because

it is a tough,

a tough life being people who just sort of collect the horseshit and do sort of interesting stuff with the horseshit. There's a lot of misconceptions around it.
What are the misconceptions?

Because people think it's something that we just do for ourselves and that we liked it or that it's dirty or it's stinky or it's nasty. Okay, so which of those are misconceptions?

Well, it's just that

those are actually misconceptions, but the misconception is that all that stuff is bad. Oh, okay.
There's a negative connotation. And we're actually helping helping the city.

And we're actually, not all heroes wear capes.

Like Superman.

Exactly. I wish my friend was here right now.
I was your friend.

You're friends with Superman.

Well, I'm not friends with Superman. I'm friends with Steve Lombard.
Oh, he's the guy from Daily Planet. Breakout character from Superman.
Oh, I've actually heard about him.

He's a big mustache kind of guy. A huge mustache.
I will stick around to meet him after,

I'll stick around after. Well, no, he left already.
Oh,

we have that high five workshop. Well, yeah, you have the high five tutorials happening for a while after this.
So, okay,

you're not going to be able to meet him. But, okay, so now,

how do you survive

living in New York City?

That's expensive. It's really expensive.
That's mostly just from,

well,

I should clarify the French restaurants down below. So you're above the French, right? Because you said you were next to it.
Yeah, we live in a really small studio apartment together.

So basically, how many square feet? Do you know what square feet are? His feet are kind of long, so it can be confusing. Square feet? Yeah,

I think it's about

cigarette-shaped. Yeah, I think it's like two poops.
It's about, yeah,

well, we could, we fit, I feel like we already have about, I'm thinking about how much dung we have in there.

That's probably at least because you've been doing this 16, 17 years, and you saved every single one. Six, seven hundred,

like that's the stuff that we keep because

it's sort of an archive situation. I would imagine when you first started, you kept everything, and then suddenly you're making decisions.

You don't want to be a hoarder. Sure.

It's like, this is too much shit in this little studio apartment. We can't fit in.
Now you only have six or 700 ships.

To answer your question, yeah,

the place is rent-controlled. And actually, our father has done pretty well for himself.

You farted what? No, our father.

I know that sound makes sense because we collect the horseshit, but no, my father. My father.
Our father.

Our father has done pretty well for himself. Oh, really?

That's a really interesting question that you asked now. What is the story?

Making our lives a lot easier. Well, we're continuing his line of work, actually.
Yeah, what did he do? What did he do?

You know the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones, the bands? Nick Jagger, Keith. Keith Richards.
Keith. Especially back.
Yeah, so exactly. Keith.
So

back in their party days,

when they were partying a lot, they would get really nasty.

They get nasty. Yeah.

What does that mean?

They were taking shits in hotel rooms everywhere.

Everyone does that. I mean, I think every time I've ever rented a hotel room, I've taken at least one shit or something.
So you expect to hear it. Yeah, it's not weird.
It's not nasty.

It's not nasty or weird, and it happens.

Sometimes they'd clog the toilet, though. They'd miss the toilet, go right on the floor, the coffee table, or something.

And that's where

Ethan Buggle

would come in handy. That's our father.

He was paid to collect a shit of a voice zones.

Just them

or everyone oh just the well exanas you know if they and they're crew but and also i think he was actually paid not just to get rid of the shit but he ended up collecting it okay and he has shits of mcdagger okay and he has shits of keef okay so he's some other guy from the band

charlie watts maybe yeah i believe charlie watts yeah his ones his ones were the widest ones wide really well

they kind of pull out well he's sitting down when they play right because he played to drum skit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We actually, we have one of Charlie Watt's sort of flattened-out shit

right above our bed. Right.
It's framed, and it's actually

signed by our dad. Yeah.

It's so cool. It's so cool.
He did really well for himself. Exactly.
So you're thinking as like, life is good. What's the problem? Yeah.
Oh, now,

yes. This is why we're actually here.
Oh, okay. I felt like there couldn't possibly be more to the story, but

you've come for a purpose. Yes, we have.
Okay, and it's actually hard to talk about.

It is actually pretty hard to talk about. You know, especially being in a city like New York City, where it's a big city.
It's a big city, a lot of beautiful people. A lot of beautiful people.

Unfortunately, we have found ourselves in a situation where a person like myself, a person like Brendan, a person like my brother Brendan.

Brendan. A person like my brother Brendan, we have not been able to find our other halves.
We've not been been able to find our basic halves.

Significant other.

Your perfect match. Your person.
And we've been on your dating apps. Okay.
Which ones? We've been on Tindo. Buggle.

There's a buggle. Which dating?

Because I think your last name is Buggle. I think so, too.
We wish. I think your first name is Brundon.
I would not.

By the way, I would not date another family member for what it's worth. I would not date another family.
No, I would not date one.

Not public. Why did you stress the the word date? Because that is true.
If you have a hookup or something like that, it was just casual. A mild hookup.
A mild hookup.

Just on the not, not a home run or anything.

And the DL. And the DL, yeah.
Just sort of.

I would never date a family member, by the way. Absolutely.
Okay. All right.

And I'm sorry. Like, I'm waiting my hand right now.
High as heck right now. And my hands are down, but it's all good.
We've been on a dating app.

And it seems as if there's sort of a situation where, you know, persons who work in our industry.

Yeah. I don't know anyone, by the way, who works in your industry.
And I think that's

part of the problem, part of the problem.

I think it's a clean up your own

kind of thing, you know, and you know, and we've been wondering, yeah, because we, because, because we go on these apps, we're like, oh, you know, we pick up the shit after the horses, and this is what I'm saying, and we don't get paid to do it, it's volunteer work, but there's no organization.

There's a lot of misconceptions.

It's bad, but it's actually good.

A lot of people were sending messages to you, like, oh, I haven't heard of that. Nobody really does that.
It sounds like they're sending messages to you.

Oh, yeah, no, we've talked about it. They were just

just switching.

No, no, no, no, yeah. No, no, no.

They're like, why the hell do you look like that in your photo? I'm like, somebody's interested. And we start talking.

Wait, so in your photo, you have shit all over you? Exactly. Okay.

You got to take better pictures, first of all. I will.
Well, then we'll get into this. This is someone that we don't know.
I mean, like, we only give you advice to each other. We don't know.

We don't really know other people besides Alfada who, you know,

is he still with us? He, no, he actually

really says

he was actually helping us out one day collecting the shit from the horse out in Central Park. How massive.
He got swallowed by the horse. The horse's boss.

Swallowed?

Well, he was searching in there for some extra, and suddenly a horse backed up and just

exactly.

He got

totally swallowed. Rest in peace, King.

Because Cosette put us in a lot of trouble with, because we had to talk to the buggy pilot. You mind if we check to see if our dad's okay?

Finally was able to sit the horse. Finally got the A okay.
They okay to switch the horse. Search the horse.
Dad wasn't alive no more. Oh, man.
Yeah, he was all churned up. what the.

It's actually kind of beautiful in a way because he kind of became the thing that he always was about and picking up shit. He kind of became shit.
I call it a circle of life. Yeah, yeah.

But anyway, yeah, so yeah, we've been, so yeah, we sort of give each other advice on what sort of pictures we should take for our dating profile. Okay.
And that is actually good advice.

Maybe we do maybe take a new photo where we're not wearing our shit gear. By the way, you should take individual photos because it sounds like you're taking just one collective photo.
Exactly.

That also works, though. That works.

Well, I mean, sort of like a market package. Yeah, you can take one with your bro, and people will be like, whoa, that guy has friends.
Exactly.

So, in theory, it could be working. Yeah, it could be.
But it seems to not be working for you. Absolutely not.
Okay. And so I was actually thinking, well, maybe

we need the problem is a dating profile. Maybe not the profile, but the dating app, the application.
So we need, so what we want to do is we want to get rid of this app. Is that what you're saying?

I'm wondering, like, oh, maybe it's sort of an app dedicated to our community. I see.
Something maybe called Buggle.

That is actually a pretty good idea.

And it's like bumble, but it's buggle, and it's for people who collect shit and who pick up shit for judgment. And those who are interested in that.
Yes, and who are okay with that.

And the people who are okay with the

reorganizing and changing, rebranding the stigma around shit.

Okay. And it's like, it's part of our life.
It's as Kai.

As who?

As Kai.

He calls me Kai Kai.

Why?

Because

I like to fly my Kai Kai around a park. Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. While you're picking up the shit? Oh, no, sir.
No, no, no. Picking up the shit.
Sounds like a two-year-old. We always say

find the Kaikai

after work.

You fly to Kaikai when it's the right time time. And it's not the right time

when you're picking up the whole shit.

These are words to live by. Yeah.

So, yeah, I should forget what I was saying.

Yeah,

but maybe this app could work out. And you're starting this app? Is that it? It was just an idea because I heard you had a podcast.
I would would listen when I've been jogging.

I was like, oh, maybe that's something we could get talking about. Yeah.
Yeah.

Maybe if we put out the word and then we could find somebody, some entrepreneur or something like that. Well,

I never said entrepreneur.

We can be your entrepreneurs. Yeah.
You're like, wait, if you're looking. Hold on one second.
Yeah, hang on. We got like two successful businesses.
That's exciting.

One was too successful where they couldn't keep up with supply and demand. Yeah.
Dude, this is actually so serendipitous.

Have you guys ever met? You guys have made websites before? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. We made two total.
Have you worked with people in the horseshit picking up industry?

Yeah. We pick up our dogs' shit.
Oh, that's pretty much the same thing. It's just a different animal.
Yeah, yeah.

Sometimes different size of the shit. Yeah, of course.
Let me look up buggle.com.

Unfortunately, that, oh, it's available for sale. Oh, okay.
But I. How much are they asking?

It says get a price in less than 24 hours.

Unless it's 23 and 59 minutes. We need it.
Less. We need it now.
Yeah, we need it now before. That's not going to work for us.

Maybe you should come up with a more unique website name like

Buggle Brothers.

Buggle Brothers

Dane site. BuggleBrothers, not dickshoes.com.
Not dick shoes.com. Okay.
Yeah. Maybe that's it.
That would work. Bugglebrothers, not dickshoes.com, and then we'll put

either two pictures or one of the both of you. Not covered in shit.
Not covered. Not covered in shit.
We have to take one for the team for this one.

Take advice of Scott. Ask you a question.
Ask you a question. Asking one single question.

One question. Asking one single question.
The photo of us without shit on us.

That's the question? No, well, there's another shit. I'm asking about this.
There's a preface for the question. Okay.
Just to clarify, one photo with us without shit on it, right?

That's the question you want to ask? No, that's not the question. But is that my right so far? You are correct so far.

My next question, is it okay if we have another photo of say one of our you know special you know bowls or

figurines or something like that sure i'll i'll give you one bowl thank god one picture of one bowl okay so i'm imagining this what i mean you guys are yeah what you're gonna want is a main page um landing page i've heard about these yeah i know what these are yeah like a page where you put where what you have and then you want another set another tab that says about me and then you don't need anything else yeah well we could tell all about us because we we live in new york city uh we work out of central park mostly volunteers.

We've heard your story. Oh, right.
With the Buggle Brothers.

I'm Brian Buggle. This has all been

well covered. Our father actually get worked in a similar internet.
No, we've heard 100% of these details. Okay, well, it's something.

Oh, I thought you were saying

I want to hear all this. No, no, no, no.
I want to hear this. We've heard all of this at this point.

Justin and Tony, do you think you can work on this website for the Buggle Brothers? Oh, this is. Wait, yeah.
Sorry.

I was going to say this is epic. Oh, no, what you're going to say.
I was was going to say this is epic, too.

What's your price for doing this? Party bus. Yeah.

If you buy us a party bus, we will make the website. Could they just rent one for one night, prom night? Yeah.
But what if we made you one? Oh,

yeah, that's even better. Out of

the boundaries.

Because I've been doing experiments with making wheels. Okay.
We have the perfect thing to make your bus out of.

I know exactly what you're focusing on. Do you think you can make a CD player and a stripper pole? Yeah, we need to do it.
It's definitely a stripper pole. I've done that before.

You have?

We can make a CD player, too. You can put a CD in there, but I don't know if it's actually going to work.
That's fine.

That's totally fine. Yeah, that's just mostly a prop to

put a little CD in there.

It's okay. It's all horseshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, we'll do what we can take, bro.
I mean, seriously,

we'll do what we can take. We'll do what we can take.

That's what we say, too. We'll get started on it right away because we'll get because, of course, got the hose, got the French restaurant right by us.
Yep, we'll get started right away.

You got to do that. And then we get to the dating website, and we're going to find a perfect match.
This is great.

Well, maybe you guys could, by the time this episode goes live, maybe you could make this website without anything else.

And then maybe we'll find a date.

Actually, maybe it's for adults. I don't know.
Well, I think it's for people that pick up horseshit. Tell you what.

I think this website, kids can be on this side, too.

Why don't we make a lovely kid? Why don't we make a different website? Buggle Brothers, not Dick ShoesJr.com.

That's the kids to find love. Yeah, I really like that idea.
And I think you're helping the world, too.

that's really perfect. This is fantastic.

I love it when something comes together like this.

But we are running out of time, unfortunately.

Oh, yeah, I know. I just got in a good mood because I found out I'm getting party bus.
Yeah, unfortunately, we're running out of time.

We only have time for one final feature, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs.

All right, that was fantastic. That was Blue Moon, but instead of Blue Moon, it says Plug Bag by Chris Finky.
Thanks so much to Chris Finkey. I've heard your songs before.
Thanks so much, Chris.

If you have something, a plug theme you want to submit, head over to cbbworld.com/slash plugs. You'll find everything you need over there.
And what are we plugging?

Let's first go to i guess the buggle brothers what do you what do you what do you want to plug here just new and interesting ways of working with horseshoe yeah just i actually would like if we haven't made it yet but i would like to plug the um the the horse shit party bus that we're about to make okay great yeah and i like to plug it in and make sure it works yeah

and um brian you you listen to podcasts while you go jogging it sounds like is there a new podcast that you've heard that you uh uh there is one who i've been hearing a lot about yes um i haven't listened yet because I say I'm exclusive to Comedy Bang Bang.

You're exclusive.

So you're not going to listen to it. I won't ever listen to it, but I believe it's called What's Hot Podcast with

Bick Bennett and Kevin Klein, I believe.

Great. Oh, yeah.

I've heard you talk about that. Yeah, that you're not going to listen to it because you're exclusive to Comedy Bang Bang.
Absolutely.

Yeah, I'll tell them podcasts I'm aware of that I'm never going to listen to. Good, good.
Yeah, but yeah, check it out. There's two episodes from what I hear.

One has Frank Gillespie, who was a writer on SNL. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow. And that was spotted at the SNL 50, I think.
SNL, they actually do.

We've actually picked up some of the shit from some of the SNL cast members before. Absolutely.
Back in the day. Yeah.
Like Eggo Wodom, Heidi Guano,

Addie Bryant.

And

I think there's the only people who picked up this shit. Yeah, only those.
Only those are cast members. Those are big names.
Yeah. But do you still have those or did you throw those away?

Oh, we have them, yeah. You still have them.

They're into like a little glass cage, so do we think

so it's not a glass box but it's a cage so it's like the whole thing i never i was never comfortable with a glass case i was like that's just inhumane yeah let's let's put some holes in it

yeah um fantastic and uh that's great that and two episodes are out right now and um austin and tony what do you want to plug um first and foremost fran gillespie um she's just an amazing woman uh secondly uh we like these girls podcasts called anna and isabella do improv They do a little improv podcast.

Oh, that's yeah, you were talking about that last time you were on the show, weren't you? Yeah. Yeah.
And

what's it like? What do they do?

They do different improv forms every week. And

you don't really have to listen to or like no improv to get it. Yeah.
That's a big goal of theirs. Yeah.
I don't know if they're always hitting that mark, but it's certainly a goal. Great.

Well, that's fantastic. And how many episodes do they have? 20-something.
20-something.

Hey, look out, Times, Top 100 podcasts. Here we come.

That's fantastic. All right.
Well, what do I want to plug? Hey, we announced this last week.

We have new action figures, new comedy bang bang action figures. We have,

of course, the Entre P Newer and Italiano Jones action figures. And

let me see if I can find the information about that because that would be good, right? If I could remember how to order these.

Unfortunately, I can't find it

uh

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We also have, still have a few left of Randy Snuts and Carissa, Big Sue, Sprague the Whisperer, J.W. Stillwater, and Scott Auckerman.

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All right, let's close up the old plugback.

All right, that was close 2025 Close the Plug Bag by theme by Alec Levy.

Okay. Uh, thank Alec Levy.
And guys, I want to thank you so much. First of all, Austin and Tony, wonderful to have you back.
Good luck with the website that you made. Yeah.

Your new business with the printers. I'm not in the market for one, unfortunately.
No, no. I'm so sorry.
But good luck with that. And then good luck with your new two new websites, of course.

We have buggle brothers, not dickshoes.com and buggle brothers, not dickshoesjunior.com.

Good luck with these. Thank you.
Thanks, Ruler. Thanks for having us.
Yeah, thanks for having us. And what do you think? Are you okay? What's you guys seem depressed suddenly?

No, you're not getting a printer. You're not getting one.
Well, still, you can get a pair. We need to get the $12,000 one.
Oh, no. Please.
No, I don't think I don't think I can, especially.

Let's beg. Let's just get on your knees, dude.
It's just time. No, no, you guys are supposed to get on your knees.

No, you got to get on your knees. You've got to get on your knees.
No, I'm not going to get on your knees. I'm reversing the relationship.
Get down on your knees. Get down on your knees.

Hey, all right, here. Please, please give me this printer.
Okay, you can have one. Yeah.
Okay, I'll take the $40 one. Now I'm going to.
Aw.

And hey, Brian and Brundon. Yeah.

How are you doing, Dave, Scott? Yeah, what's up? It's nice to be here. Thanks for having us.
Oh, no.

No, the show's a. Oh,

I'm so sorry. We already talked to you for a while.
He actually doesn't really listen to podcasts.

Yeah, because I try to keep my ears clean. I don't listen to any podcasts anyway.
That's right. That's right.
Thanks so much for being on, and good luck to you. Thank you so much.

We actually really do need it. Yeah.
And you better start working on that party bus. This is a big project.
I got a lot of ideas, Dave, Scott. You too.

What are the ideas?

Sort of putting the wheels together with the engine. Sort of like a roof.
Yeah. And then the sides.
Definitely chairs. A floor.

I want to do sort of a classic style, like,

you know, sort of parking brake situation.

And one of those doors with the

head where you pull it always.

That's going to be tough to make. That's going to be a really thin rod of horseshoe horseshit.
That's going to have to be some. You're going to have to find a really thin horseshit.
Yeah. Yeah.

We've got it. Yeah, we've got it.
Okay, great all right well uh we'll see you next time thanks bye

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