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Hey everyone, welcome to another bonus bang where we re-release great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang Out from behind the paywall.

This is your host, Scott Ackerman, and we have reached our penultimate episode in our series entitled Hot for Scott, featuring Adam Scott.

These are great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang that our friend Adam Scott has been on.

And this week, we're re-releasing an episode titled Olafer Only.

It was originally released September 4th, 2022 as episode 773.

So five years ago.

No, three years ago.

I could do simple math.

Now, in this episode, Adam Scott joins us, much like he did the other week for a pre-Emmys check-in.

He discusses what it's like making severance and other things.

He also talks about what it's like to be on that quest for an Emmy, which

we'll see on this Sunday if he achieves it.

Now, this episode also features Matt Besser as Olaf the Snowman, a part of Olaf the Snowman, at least.

We have Monica Smith as an influencer, and we have Tony Charlene as a psychic medium.

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Remember me when you fall down, for I was the one that held you in my arms.

Remember me when you take your last breath, for I was the one that held you too tightly in my arms.

Actually, forget me, for I am the one that does not want to go to prison.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

What are you checking your watch for?

That was too long.

And that was an incredibly long intro.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week.

Thank you to

Joke Redacted for that wonderful catchphrase submission.

And welcome to the show.

We have a great one coming up a little later.

We have a mythical, or no, an animated feature star, star of an animated feature.

We have a TikTok star.

Ooh, and a medium.

A medium.

Wow.

Whoa, indeed.

I've noticed that with these Apple Watches, people are always checking their wrists because they got messages, but it just looks like they're impatient with what you're doing.

That's exactly right.

So it could be both.

Which one was it?

You got a news alert from Vulture telling me that there's a new

Google alert, a new interview with you.

That's right.

Because I only get Google alerts about myself.

Just in quotes, Adam Scott interview.

That's right.

In quotes.

Are there any new ones in me?

I need to learn more about myself.

That's right.

That and I want to get the fuck out of here.

Oh, okay, great.

So both.

All right.

Well, let's get to it.

He is our guest of honor.

The

little show.

He's the star of a lot of shows, but he's going to be a major star on an upcoming show one week from tonight.

Something called the Emmys.

Oh, have you heard of it?

Oh, well, of course I've heard of it.

I

myself have been feet.

You have...

How many Emmys do you have?

I have two.

Two Emmy Awards.

Yeah, so you'd need to win

two in order to catch up.

Yes, I would.

But he is the star of Severance.

He is the co-star of Parks and Recreation.

He is...

Do you consider yourself an ensemble player in Party Down?

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

He is also my co-host in the podcasts.

You talking YouTube to me, are you talking R-E-M-Re-Me?

Are you talking R-H-C-P-Re-Me?

And also...

You talking, talking, are you talking talking heads to my talking head?

Yes, I think it's a good idea.

Yes.

Okay.

Please welcome Adam Scott.

Hello.

Hi, Scott.

Hi, how are you?

How are you doing?

You're trying to go quieter than than me?

It's just this new thing I'm trying out right now for the next 10 seconds.

I like it.

But now it's over.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, we ended up prematurely.

10 seconds.

Wow.

It's so good to see you.

We have never done a pre-Emmys check-in before.

Never.

See, I can't believe we've never done a pre-Emmys check-in.

I know, all those times.

It's weird.

This is what, the 85th or something?

We've never done one.

It's the 85th Emmys.

It's the

83rd Emmys.

We've been friends for during.

During.

And every year we say to each other, should we do a pre-Emmys check-in this year?

Some would consider that to be the pre-Emmys check-in.

Right.

Us checking in before the Emmys about whether we should do one or not.

But no,

they're two totally different things.

It turns out it doesn't count, and we need to do it on air and turn it into, what, like...

half hour of content.

Yeah, exactly.

So do you promise to do this every year from now on?

Oh, as long as we're doing this.

I mean, I can't believe.

Regardless of if you're nominated or not, we need to do a

check-in.

Of course, even more importantly, if neither of us are nominated.

Sure, yeah.

And what do we do during the check-in again?

Do we

make predictions?

Do we get directions?

We make predictions about what people are going to wear.

Okay.

Pants.

About

the weather.

Okay.

Got it.

On the day of the Emmys.

On the actual day of.

Yeah.

We look up the weather.

Okay, let me see what I've got.

And then predict based on that

forecast.

Okay, let's see what we got here.

It's Monday, a week, Monday, September 12th, I believe.

Yeah, I don't have it that far out at this point.

But if it's trend, it looks to be trending downward.

Well, no, it's in the 90s, the week before, 100.

Oh, full week before.

I don't know.

I'm just going to make this prediction.

If it's as hot as it's been, those tuxedos

be a little hot under the collar.

It's going to be toasty in there.

It's going to be like

making

broth or a soup or

sure, yeah.

No,

inside the

tuxedos.

In the tuxedo,

and it'll be boiling, and it'll be delicious.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Carrots.

Carrots, carrots, onions.

Yes,

chocolate.

Chopped broccoli.

Yes.

We put it in the suit.

Why did I say broccoli?

I'm too nervous.

You don't eat broccoli in your beef stew.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Goddamn fucking moron.

You are, of course, nominated for the show I mentioned earlier, Severance.

And

explain this show for a guy like me who has actively not ever watched a single episode.

Sure.

This is a show

that's called Severance.

Got it.

That's the title.

Got it.

And you play Jimmy B?

I play Sev Severance.

And the show is about.

Is that a nickname, Sev?

Sev.

People call me Sevi.

Oh, okay, but the name is Sev.

Sev.

Right.

Okay, but people call you Sevi.

Yeah, because this is a unique nickname.

It needs to be longer.

Just to, you know, when you're writing a show, when you're coming up with a show, Dan Erickson is the creator of the show and kind of writes most of it.

But really, you wrote most of it.

I'm not going to say that, but of course.

No, Dan Erickson

conceived of, created, and writes the show.

And And then pass it on to you.

And then pass it to me, and I write everything.

But really, it's Dan.

But really, it's Dan.

Yeah.

So he did.

He's the guy who sits down at the typewriter or the computer.

That's exactly right.

Final draft process.

Maybe.

Show process.

Yeah.

Any of the above machines.

He sits down originally and then he just sits down at a giant machine.

Right.

And when you're conceiving of and writing an hour-long show before he gives it to you.

Before he gives it, hands it over to me to actually write it.

What you're fundamentally trying to do is eat up time.

That's right, because an hour show needs to have approximately 59, 61 minutes of content in it.

59 to, what, 300 minutes.

Sure.

Anywhere in there,

that's one hour.

Yes, exactly.

In that amount of time, you want to take up as much time as possible.

So if you're doing 300 minutes, you want to really do 400.

You need 400 minutes packed into that 300.

Yeah, exactly.

So after you expand it out of the,

the, what's the thing you sent?

You email.

What?

What are you talking about?

You're doing, you're miming something.

You're miming.

Never mind.

You're miming like a magic trick right now, almost.

What I'm saying is you want to take up time.

So a name like Sev, you want to take up time.

So you extend it and make sure that it's to Sev because that will take up approximately because people are calling.

It adds up.

People are calling you by your first name probably every line, right?

Why are you checking your fucking watch?

At my house.

Who cares?

Take your watch off.

Take it off.

I want to see those bare wrists.

Adam Scott, the barest wrists.

Get your nose out of it.

It's on the table.

Yeah.

So

suffice it to say,

a show is written and then it's extended after you figure out how to make the names longer.

Yeah.

That's how you fill an hour.

Also, you should try to say every character's name at the beginning and end of each line.

Yeah, every sentence.

Like, hey, Sevi.

Hey, Sevi.

Will you come over here and grab that piece of paper?

Sevi.

Sevron.

And then you make it even longer.

Sevron, really?

Is that season two?

No spoilers.

But yeah.

Wow.

Sevron.

Sevron.

Congrats, buddy.

Thank you.

This is incredible.

Do you know what song is going to be played if you happen to win the Emmy?

Do you know what have you?

Because everyone gets to request it.

It's like a baseball game, right?

Where you get to request what song goes up to.

It's interesting you say that because mine is take me out to the ball game.

Oh, interesting.

So, Adam Scott for Severance.

Donald.

And the whole audience is going to stand up and sing.

Five years on beards and cracker jacks.

That's right.

Amazing.

Wow.

And now, just to be clear, because I saw you've gotten a few messages about this recently.

Our agreement regarding your speech,

if you win an award, only pertain to the Oscars.

Only the Oscars.

And I have heard about this quite a bit in the last couple of months.

And if you do win an Oscar, what exactly are you going to be saying up there on stage?

That's a really good question, but I know.

You promised.

I promised that I don't remember what I would say, but I think that I've been reminded of several times is that I take the award and stick it up my butt.

No, that's what you said you would say on stage.

I'm going to stick this up my butt.

Thanks to the Academy, I'm going to stick this up my butt and then stick it up my butt.

Yeah.

Well, yeah, I mean, if you do it.

Is that the agreement?

That's the agreement, is that you would say it.

Oh, but there is no...

There's no actual physical agreement that we made.

Oh,

that was understood.

Well, that's a relief.

Not that I'm any closer now than I was at the time of the agreement.

Although you are in Madame Webb,

coming out very soon.

That's true.

Madam Webb, she spins webs any size.

That's.

We just saw you in Boston on the tour.

Yeah, that was fun.

That was a fun thing.

That was so fun.

Thank you so much for touring.

There's a live audience right there in front of us.

Yeah, we decided to do it with a live audience.

Yeah.

When did you get back from that tour?

Less than 24 hours ago.

So 23 hours?

23

hours, 1500 minutes.

Oh, wow.

So you just got back right

there.

And 24 hours ago.

Okay, so now it's been 24 hours.

Yeah, it's been 24 hours.

How does it feel to be back for 24 hours?

Oh, man, it feels so good.

I packed so much in.

I went laser tag.

I surfed in the morning and I went skiing at night.

Okay.

And

I packed all of that into this last 24 hours.

Yeah, that's the great part about living in California.

Yeah, you can do everything.

You can ski and surf all in the same day.

You can parachute jump.

You can parachute jump any day.

Yeah.

I'm talking about a day in Los Angeles.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

You can go star in a movie.

and then you can also

win the lottery.

Win the lottery at the California.

Everyone in California wins the lottery eventually.

I don't know why more people don't move here.

It's crazy.

Because every time someone wins the lottery here,

it's what, like $2 billion?

Yeah, something like that.

Now, every ticket costs $3 billion.

$3 billion.

Yeah.

So

it's a total

fucking ribbon.

It's a sham, but it works for us.

We're Californians.

We're Californians.

We don't know any better.

We love it here.

This is what we do.

You're, of course, the boy from Santa Cruz who started out hawking Taffy,

and now you are going to be up there in the shiniest tuxedo we've ever seen, hoping to win one of those golden, golden stars.

It says tuxedo made of mirrors.

That's right.

Now, you were telling me before the show, it's the original disco ball from Saturday Night Fever that they turned into a tuxedo.

Is that right?

Yeah.

Incredible.

Yeah.

I got in touch with John Battam

and

I was calling him about Stakeout because that's one of my favorite movies.

And then we got to talking

and it turns out he directed Saturday Night Fever.

You had no idea at that point.

You were just interested in Stakeout.

But I was calling about

another Stakeout.

So how did this come up?

How did Saturday Night Fever come up in this conversation?

Because I was listening to disco music while I was on the phone.

And was it Saturday night, actually?

It was Saturday night.

I had a fever.

Yeah.

Did you have COVID?

I didn't have COVID, no.

Oh, okay.

Which is lucky because I am not vaccinated.

Oh, okay, good.

Nor will you ever be.

Absolutely not.

But how high was your fever?

Like 160?

It was 112.

Shit.

Which I hear is high.

That's too high, probably.

You want to get that down?

It's fine.

It was fine.

Yeah.

And so it just came up.

Hey, speaking of, you said Saturday, you said it's night because you were talking about

the fever.

And I'm listening to disco.

Right.

He's like, I happen to direct something where all of these interests converge.

That's right.

A little movie called Saturday Night Fever.

Yeah.

Starring the disco dancing devil.

Mr.

John Travolta.

Mr.

John Travolta.

And what did you say to that?

I said, Do you still have the disco ball from that movie?

And he said, yeah.

And then I hung up on him him because I was like, this conversation is going nowhere.

But then a few days later, I was like, what if we take that disco ball and construct a tuxedo primarily out of the mirrors?

Did you have to call him back?

I called him back.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And did he send it to you, COD, or how did you get this?

It ended up being this kind of protracted negotiation.

It went on for a while.

Oh, okay.

Because he did not want to let it go.

Well, sure.

But where did he keep it?

Was it like in his living room?

He has a Saturday Night Fever room

on his estate, and it's beautiful.

It has everything from the movie that you would ever want.

Like what?

The disco ball, sure,

from the movie is there.

It was great.

He has John Travolta's shoes

from the main dance from the movie.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

How are they looking?

A little scuffed up or?

They're scuffed up, but they're kept in a kind of acetate case.

Oh, okay.

yeah.

So that's great.

They look great.

Are those the only two things?

The one disco ball not in a case hanging down from the ceiling.

Hanging from the ceiling, and then a pair of shoes in a glass

case.

Wow.

Yeah.

The rest of the room, it's completely empty.

And how, okay, wow.

It's a huge room, too.

And he calls it the Saturday Night Fever room.

Two football fields.

It's called the Saturday Night Fever.

That's about 600 feet.

Well, it's certainly 200 yards.

Wow.

Yeah.

So,

I mean, he only has two of those feet in the two shoes.

Two shoes.

And

if you see.

John Travolt actually uses three shoes.

Oh, he does?

Yeah.

He favors his right sword.

No wonder he could dance so well.

That's right.

So you always have a spare right shoe at the ready because, you know,

he dances stamping that incredibly well.

Yeah.

Well, that's great.

Thanks.

And of course, Olivia Newton-Chawn is no longer with us.

That's true.

She was not in that movie.

No.

No.

But she knew John Travolta.

They were good friends.

They were very good friends.

Yeah.

It's super sad.

So sad.

But we all have to go sometime.

I know.

Yeah.

I just heard.

You've only been in town for 24 hours.

I got all my entertainment news right when I landed the plane.

Yeah.

So you flew yourself?

You fly your own?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

You were in John Travolta.

Yep.

We both heard about it the minute he was in the plane with me.

Oh, God.

And we both heard about Olivia Newton Sean the second that I landed the plane.

He was my co-pilot.

You guys didn't hear about it till today?

We didn't hear about it.

Until 24 hours and four minutes ago.

Oh, and we're so sad.

Oh, God.

No wonder you're broke up.

Sorry.

Anyway, but so the Emmys, obviously, the countdown to the Emmys

is underway and seven days hence.

That's right.

And

do you get to invite your entire entire family?

Are you flying solo?

What are you doing?

Yeah, they give you

one ticket, but that one ticket, you can, as far as I understand it, you can bring like 40 people.

Wow.

So they're just, this is what I'm guessing.

You're plus 40.

That's what it is.

Yeah, bringing 39 people.

Right, right.

Who you got?

Who's going?

I don't know.

I haven't even started thinking about it.

You know,

there's a guy right here, right in front of you.

Would you like to go?

I'd love to go.

Do you know 38 more people that might

see if I can count how many people I know?

There's

Froderick.

Oh,

he can come.

Okay, yeah, that's one.

Or she.

Or they.

They.

They.

Fine.

Welcome to the

21st fucking century.

Sorry.

Froderick.

They can come.

That's how many was that?

Well, it's me, you,

right?

So that's two.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And there's

40 people total.

Right.

How many did I mention?

You said Froderik, and you said

they could come.

So that's they're available.

Right.

And then

that leaves 47.

47 more people.

37, I think.

37?

Yeah.

You're going the other way.

You're going up.

Yeah.

Sorry, that is Spam Risk, apparently.

Oh, my friend Spam Risk is trying to come.

Well, answer because he might want to come.

Oh, let me see here.

Mr.

Risk?

Hello.

How are you doing?

Hey, Adam.

I heard you had

extra tickets

for damnies.

You got extra tickets?

No, I heard you got extra tickets, dumb shit.

Oh, sorry.

What a buoy.

I have, let's see.

Well, right now.

How many you got?

I got it's Scott, myself, Froderik.

They're coming.

Froderik's coming.

And so that leaves 37 more people.

How many do you need?

I know probably 36 guys named Bill.

36 guys named Bill?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Great to talk to you.

Hey, why'd you put the phone down?

Pick it back up.

I thought the call was over.

I got a camera on you right now.

Shit.

There's a camera there.

There's a camera there.

There's a camera there.

Yeah.

Hidden camera show.

That's a risk.

You are always getting me.

You're always getting me.

Tommy Sam.

Best of me.

Tommy Spam.

I love you.

You have the best prank show on the internet.

I really do.

Hey.

Will you come over later?

What for?

I'm having a birthday party.

You're having a birthday party.

It's your birthday?

No.

Oh, is that one of your pranks?

It's bill number 13.

Oh, okay, bill 13.

All right.

Yeah, Bill 13 is having a birthday.

Would you come over?

Sure, I'll come.

I want you to meet all the bills before we go to the Emmys.

That'd be great.

Are they all over at your place?

They're all over here, yeah.

Oh, I can't wait.

I'm on by.

Okay.

It's one.

You getting this?

You writing this down?

One.

You getting it?

One.

Okay.

Two.

Two.

You getting this?

Okay.

Are you writing this down?

Yeah, I'm writing it down.

Wait, let me start over.

One.

One.

Two.

Two.

You getting this?

Yeah, I'm getting it.

Okay.

Bill, where are you from?

Where do you think I'm from?

I don't know.

It sounds like you might be from like.

Your mama's pussy.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

See?

Oh, god damn it.

He's hilarious.

He's so fun.

He's so fun, but I think that takes care of our problem.

So I'll see you on the screen.

Okay, so I'll see you on Monday.

We've spent all of the

tickets.

That's great.

Oh, shit, what about your family?

Well,

they have a TV, so I'm assuming they can just watch.

You bought a TV?

I have a TV now, yeah.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

It's really small.

Oh.

Wait, are you just talking about your...

Your phone?

My phone.

Yeah,

this is a TV, right?

Do you recommend everyone watch Severance on their phones?

I think that's the best way to experience it.

100%.

Because it's great to see.

Best, like while you're driving.

Yeah, of course.

Watch it.

Of course, of course.

Because it's fun to watch TV on something that's been so close to your penis.

It's great

to watch something that's been close to your penis.

And it's great to watch something on something that's like scratched up and might have cracks in it.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, good luck to you, Adam.

This is an incredible achievement.

This is your first NOM.

My first nom and uh first of many I hope nom yeah yes many hamburgers to you of course thank you many hamburgers to you yes and

we we need to get to our next guest oh we need to wait yeah that's okay does that cover everything about the Emmys that we wanted to talk about

okay great all right well let's get to our our next guest I mentioned that we have an animated character on the show wow that's it that's exciting yeah who's your favorite animated character oh boy this is incredible am I right oh she's great she's great

Wait, what are you saying exactly?

You know what I'm saying?

No, I don't know.

I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

She is very animated.

Hot stuff?

Is that what you're saying?

Huh?

Are you trying to say that she's hot stuff?

She stretches around.

She saves people

in need?

Oh, okay, because it sounded.

Oh, man.

Stop putting this up.

Stop trying to get canceled.

What does that mean?

What is what?

And you go, oh, man.

What does that mean?

It means that I have sincere admiration for her.

Oh, okay, great.

Yeah.

The brotherly love, love, the same way that I love you.

You say that about me as well.

Yeah, of course.

How about, I think my favorite, my favorite animated character, Jiminy Cricket.

Oh, when you wish upon a star, do you like that?

He's just a little grasshopper and he has so much to say.

So much wisdom in such a tiny, tiny body.

Little guy.

Little guy.

Little guy, but a big heart.

Huge.

Almost too big.

Almost like

it's a condition.

It is too big.

Yeah.

He might die soon.

Yeah, I think he's going to pass.

Yeah.

Well, we have a great animated character here

coming up.

First time on the show, let's welcome him.

This is Olaf's middle part.

Thank you very much, Scott, for having me here,

giving me this opportunity.

Yeah, hey, it's great to see you.

This is Adam Scott of Severance.

Hi.

Mr.

Scott, as well.

Thank you.

Yeah, two Mr.

Scotts, Scott and Scott.

Yes.

That's funny, right?

First off, I should say I am Olaf's middle part.

I am not a funny head.

A lot of people think that I have a light, the whimsical, you know, eyeball

humor that Olaf has.

I'm not Olaf.

Yeah, when I booked you on the show, I heard Olaf from Frozen was going to be on the show, and I assumed

it was that whimsical, he's so funny, he's like, ah, help me!

Hilarious.

What does he say all the time?

He's like, get out of my way.

Get out.

Yeah.

Hey, you're in my way too much.

Get away.

Try to be

10% less in my way.

And he says, Dynamite.

Dynamite.

Dynamite, yeah.

It's super funny.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

But yeah, he has a lot of fun.

I'm not a fan of Olaf's, personally.

Really?

Aren't you a part of Olaf?

You're the middle snowball?

Is that what you are?

I am the middle snowball, the torso.

You can call me Tor or Omph for Olaf's middle part.

Omph.

Olaf's middle part.

Wouldn't that be La?

Because Olaf, the the LA, is the middle part of Olaf.

I'm the middle part of the body.

Are you making joke?

Because I've not enough.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

We apologize, Olaf's middle part.

I apologize for Scott.

And I apologize for Scott.

And I had nothing to do with that joke.

Yes.

You wrote it, I mean.

I wrote it, but before the show.

Yes.

You prepared to insult me before the show?

I mean, we brainstormed some stuff we might say.

Just things to rib you with.

The way it came out, Scott's stupid reading, it ended up sounding like an insult.

I'm sorry.

How would you have said it?

I would have said it exactly right, and it would have been gentle, it would have been funny, it would have been good-natured.

Okay.

Yeah, I understand.

You're like Olaf.

You types are always on.

You're always on.

I get it.

But I want to come on yourself, Scott, to be honest, to

separate myself from Olaf and let people know that we, snowman, we are three different parts

you've already sep separated yourself already I mean how did you get a literally yes yeah how did you get away from the top part and the and the bottom part well that happens quite frequently if you've seen any of the frozen movies a lot of the big laughs come from Olaf he runs into a tree a pole and a we separate in three parts and I'm blind at that moment and oh you only have a visual a sense of uh uh a sight when you are physically tethered to the top part Yes, I can, like, my arms do like antennae, so I can sense people around and see things that way, but not like Olaf's eyes.

Right.

You can understand it that way.

Yeah, I think so.

And those moments of separating were always great moments of fear for me.

I mean, we as the audience are always laughing at this.

But it's scary for you.

I never really thought that.

For the bottom part and the middle part, it is disconcerting, to say the least.

It's a moment.

Imagine yourself being separated into three parts.

Yeah, all those parts having their own essence and becoming their own entity.

I never thought of it that way.

Yeah, I guess if you were to

cut Adam off right beneath the titties,

and then maybe at the knees.

Is that the ratio you feel like?

Did you say beneath the titties?

Yeah.

I think above the titties.

Above the titties?

Oh, is it just head?

Well, my arms are kind of where your stomach is, so

it's not analog here, but my arms come out of my stomach, whereas yours come out of your shoulders.

That's right.

The arms are quite low.

It's just a perfect circle.

Are those made of twigs again, or are they...

I can't remember.

They're pieces of wood.

Pieces of wood.

Yes, they're both pieces.

They're not just mere twigs, no.

Oh, okay.

They're pieces of wood.

And are those pieces of wood another part of Olaf?

Do they have their own?

Like, yes,

can you be separated?

If you've seen the movies, many times I'll have an arm ripped out of my torso.

And that is also done for laughs, by the way.

Is it painful, though?

Yes, of course it is.

Of course it is.

I can only imagine ripping one of my arms off.

Can you?

I mean, I can't, really.

I mean, because you don't have Elsa's magic to repair it later.

That's right.

Yeah.

I rely on Elsa's magic.

Most snowmen rely on magic or the love of children to stay whole.

Is she I mean the further you get away from Elsa,

is the magic fade?

No, she has that permanent cloud above me that flutters snow.

But

if I I can still die

of old age or of

what?

No, you idiot.

Of old age.

So you can't die of old age?

No, I melt.

That's the only way to kill you?

Have Have you not seen that?

I've never heard of any snowman dying of old age.

It's always melting.

It's always a brutal.

There's no cancer.

No, that's the

little piece of coal or whatever that is inside one of the snowballs.

The worst thing that can happen to a snowman is to be pissed on by a gang.

A whole gang?

Good lord.

Oh my.

A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die.

Just jets of piss going through your heart.

Imagine that.

Sounds terrible.

Yeah.

Well, God willing, that won't happen to you.

But I have Elsa to repair that if that ever happens.

If a lumberjack accidentally pisses on me, I give Elsa a call.

You have to give her a call, really, so it doesn't automatically do it.

You have to physically.

I have to call her.

She's busy, but you know, she's nice.

She's a nice woman.

I like her.

I don't like Olaf.

Yeah, so Olaf, you consider Olaf to be the head.

He is the head.

He's an asshole tattoo.

Right.

Now that's a joke.

See?

Yeah.

What about the bottom?

Are you?

It's funny.

Yeah, it's ish.

That's funny.

He's the head, but he's an asshole.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

What about the bottom part, that part?

Well, this is interesting.

There's been many bottoms to our entity.

I've been the only torso, and of course, Olaf has been the main head.

There's been about 20 bottoms.

20 bottoms?

Were there other heads?

There was an early.

You say the main head.

There was an early head.

Early head in draft, but it was never used.

So, yes, it's been

a head.

Olaf had my torso and many bottoms.

Bottoms,

you don't remember many scenes with just the bottom.

Right, yeah, they come and go, I can only imagine.

But the head is really the star, the moneymaker.

I disagree.

I think a lot of emotion is in gesticulation of arms.

Any Jewish actor would tell you that.

I guess, yeah, Adam, should we be watching Severance to see your arm acting?

Or are you a hands-in-pockets guy mainly when you're acting?

I try and find as many opportunities as possible to just stick those suckers right in the pockets.

And you don't have to worry about it.

You don't have to worry about it.

That's the thing.

Anytime a camera's on me, I'm so self-conscious.

Just got to stick them right.

Get them right in there.

If I don't have pockets, I go right into the middle.

Correct.

Seinfeld suggested drinking coffee, always sipping from a coffee.

Is that why they said that at the coffee shop?

Yes.

Oh, man.

Cheaters.

Again, Phil's time.

Yeah, that's true.

I tried it on a few takes and spilled coffee on myself and melted myself in half.

So

it's not good.

I would imagine that the success of Frozen has changed your life.

Are you recognized on the street?

Never.

Not unless I'm with Orlaf.

Yeah, this is annoying.

Yeah.

This is embarrassing, but I'll tell a story.

I was in love.

I had a crush on a

sample slushy at a hot dog cart

and

I wasn't even sure if it was real but I saw it every day.

It was a sample that they never gave away.

I think it might have been made of plastic.

Oh, oh god.

It smelled like old cheese.

But you loved her.

I loved her.

I saw her and I never could work up the competence to say anything.

And one day I did.

I went up to the cart, and when the owner of the cart wasn't looking, I talked to the smoothie sample, and I said,

Hello, you look lovely today.

And

they glistened in the sun.

You didn't say anything.

And then I said,

You recognize me?

Nothing.

Nothing.

But to be fair, did the sample slushy ever say anything?

No, ignored me the entire time.

Just ghosted me every time I came back as well.

So might not have been actually alive, per se.

That is true, but there's a lot of ice that doesn't have magical powers, that can't talk or walk around.

So I give them a break.

Yeah, that's got to be tough to, I mean, you're the only one of your kind in a way, the only one of your race.

That's not true.

Oh, really?

There are other...

I mean, there's

Frosty.

Oh, yeah, Frosty, all his kids.

There's the snowman.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, The Snowman.

Yeah, Mr.

Police.

They gave you all the clues.

What?

The movie, The Snowman, right?

Oh, no, the book by Raymond Briggs, The Snowman.

Oh, I don't read books.

Or were you talking about the Michael Fasspender movie?

Yeah, The Snowman.

Of course.

Of course.

Sorry.

It's crazy that I.

A lot of snowmen go to that movie and are very disappointed.

Speaking of someone with a big hog who, if he pissed on you,

you wouldn't need a gang in that situation.

Go ahead, speak of it.

Is he one of Snowmen's biggest fears when Michael Fasspender?

I mean, when that movie was announced, I'm sure all snowmen were so scared.

Someone was such a huge hog.

Yes, we did not like penises of any kind, especially a horse penis.

Oh, yeah, that's got to be scary.

So, so why did you look at Mr.

Scott when you said that?

Maybe it's just

seemed weird.

Yeah, I mean, you mentioned

horse

penises.

I automatically look over at him.

And I know he's looking at me in that moment.

I'm sick of it.

So there's plenty of opportunity for you to date.

There's all of Frosty Kids, Frosty's kids.

I do not need magicals.

That's my punt.

I can date in an icicle if it has a nice form.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

You don't, I mean, even if they don't talk and they're not alive.

Yes.

I think humans are the same way.

Yeah.

I mean, like, you you know.

Trophy wives, it's the same.

You don't mean actual trophies because Adam's about to win one.

Adam wanted the fucking trophy.

I understand.

I empathize.

If I had an icicle the shape of an Oscar, I would be into that.

That would be cool.

An icicle in the shape of an Oscar.

That would be really cool, wouldn't it?

I wonder if they've thought of that yet at an after party.

I don't think so, probably.

We should copyright it.

So, what are what's what's going on?

Why are you in LA?

Do you mind us asking?

Well, I'm always auditioning, but...

Without Olaf?

Yes.

I do not need Olaf.

But does Olaf need you?

Does Olaf get parts without you guys?

Or he doesn't need Olaf.

Probably doesn't even need to audition anymore.

Yeah, Olaf's Olafer only.

That was a good one.

I do like puns.

I do like puns.

I have to give it up for that one.

Very good.

Soman love puns like that.

So you're just auditioning out there.

What kind of roles are you auditioning for?

Well, I did get in the new season of The Mandalorian,

there's a scene I'm in where Grogu

uses the force to throw a chunk of ice, which is me.

Oh, wow.

At Darth Vader.

Grogu goes up against Darth Vader in the new season.

First of all, this is the biggest

spoiler.

This is a huge spoiler.

I probably shouldn't be speaking all these plot points, but yes.

That is, I mean, that's a matchup right there.

Who would come out on top?

I don't know.

Grogu is very powerful.

Grogu is so powerful, but Darth Vader, he's no slouch.

It's a light-hearted but tense scene at the same time.

Lighthearted time.

But tense.

Grogu's in it that makes it light-hearted.

It's a snowball fight of sorts, but it's Darth Vader.

So does Darth Vader get like a snowball to the face and goes, ah?

Yes, it's very.

Think about a snowball hitting that black helmet.

I would think she would not want to be in a snowball fight with Darth Vader.

That sounds really scary.

Yeah.

It was.

So, wait, did you imagine?

Imagine being the snowball.

Did you book it?

I did.

I was the chunk of ice.

You were the chunk of ice.

Wow, congratulations.

That's incredible.

And the chunk of ice had wooden arms in it.

So, like, waving as I

slammed into his head.

So, Darth Vader gets

Olaf's middle part right to the face with arms waving as it hits him in the head.

These are huge Mandalorian spoilers right now.

I'm sorry.

You might need to edit out some of this stuff.

I speak freely.

Devin, is our editing machine still broken?

Oh, shit.

Well, I don't know that we can, but did you sign an NDA?

What?

I guess it's not.

Wow.

That must have been a fun day on set, though, getting to work with Darth Vader and Grogu.

Yeah.

Don't call him baby Yoda.

Oh, boy.

Oh, man.

Oh, boy.

What happens?

He starts cursing like a sailor.

Really?

Like a sailor with a dirty mouth.

No, like a polite sailor.

Okay.

He still is a nice sailor.

He says darn.

Oh, okay.

In nautical terms.

Wow.

Darn starboard.

aft

um well this I mean congrats that's really good that I'm glad that you're branching out I mean no pun intended with your arms branching

I did not get that one you had to point that one out yeah sorry that's all right yes but the Hollywood types that listen to this if you have a a snow scene a Christmas special any place there might be ice or snow I knew the the new

House of Dragons.

I bet there will be, I bet winter is coming.

Yeah,

there's a lot of winter in that type of show.

I wish I'd known you before because season one of Severance, it took place in the wintertime.

There was a lot of snow and ice around.

But wait, season two, is that in the summer?

Well, no spoilers.

So I'm not sure if we would need you or not, but I'm happy to know.

Did season two take place on the hottest day of the year?

No spoilers, but it's kind of an interesting thing you just said there, Scott.

Really?

The name of your show is Severance?

Severance, yeah.

That's a newer show.

That's also the name of my autobiography about separating from Olaf's head.

Oh, well, okay.

Well, there's, I mean, there's probably not a lot of crossover audience there.

I don't understand.

You know, I mean,

people who can afford Apple TV Plus, you know, the richest of the rich, the 1% of the 1%.

Our show has a huge audience of three to five-year-olds.

Really?

Yeah.

Love it.

What do they love about it?

The concepts?

I think just

kind of how stark and serious it can be.

Okay.

I have had people,

Apple contact my people saying

they have trademarked the word severance

and I don't think that is fair or possible.

You can't trademark a word.

Yeah.

Not sure.

I feel like maybe it could be confusing if you use that title for

your version of the.

It's just a word, though.

It's like saying owning the word Apple.

Right.

But is it, well, I mean, the Beatles sued Apple.

But is your book, it just says severance, and then there's not a picture of Adam on the cover, is there?

No.

This Adam?

No.

Yeah.

Okay.

Is there another Adam that's on the cover?

There's an atom.

What do you mean by that?

There's a picture of an atom.

Just a picture of an atom?

Yes.

Why is he even going to buy this book?

I don't understand all the separate span as a picture of an atom.

And then the subtitle is How I Separated from Olaf's Head.

I don't know.

This is too confusing.

It sells itself, though, and you're saying it back to me.

Okay, I don't know.

Well, look, Olaf's middle part, can you stick around?

I can't look, but okay.

Oh, okay, sorry.

You can feel, though, with your antennae.

Can you stick around?

We have to take a break right now, but we have several other guests.

I would love to get your insight into them.

Is that okay?

Please, that would be fun.

Okay, and Adam, you can stick around, obviously.

Of course.

Of course.

You have nothing better to do.

No, I don't.

Okay, great.

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We have Adam Scott of the

Veronica Marr show is here,

where he played a creepy teacher

based on his real life.

And

that was interesting, where they like basically ripped from the headlines, right?

Yeah, they just asked me about the average day

of mine.

Being a creepy teacher.

Wow.

Yeah.

And then they just wrote up everything you said.

Wrote it up.

And then used real footage as well.

Wow, incredible.

And what did you say when you got down?

You said, Didn't you say, like, gotcha, mister, or something?

What was it?

Yeah, I guess maybe it was that.

Get out of the way.

Get out of the way.

Like, Olaf's catching.

Oh, yeah.

Get out of my way.

We also have Olaf's middle part here.

And

I saw you taking calls during the break.

Is that your agent?

Yes.

There are some possibilities.

There's a Coke commercial.

Whoa.

He wants to know if I'll have have Coke poured on top of me in a giant glass.

In a giant glass?

So that's not really on or from a giant glass.

I'm in the giant glass.

Oh, you're oh.

And the Coke is poured into the glass.

How do you feel about that?

I don't know.

I want to think about this.

It's different than what I usually do.

Yeah, get Elsa on speed dial in in case.

Yeah, the Coke will probably melt me significantly in many tanks.

Yeah.

Okay, well, but it might be a good opportunity.

Yeah, that's Hollywood, right?

Yo, me a Coke.

I don't know.

He's making him nervous.

Don't mention Coke around him.

Come on.

Come on, Adam.

It's a director.

The other snow, am I right?

The other snow?

What?

Coke, the other snow.

Oh, oh.

Yeah, and John Snow.

The other snow.

Cocaine.

Come on, man.

Get hip.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

So you do Coke?

All snow does Coke.

All snow does Coke.

Just stay awake.

Well, look, we have to get to speaking of staying awake.

Stay awake.

We have to get to our next guest because they've been very nice to stay awake during our entire first segment.

They are a TikTok star.

This is incredible.

Please welcome Harvey the Truth Seeker.

Bro, bro, so good you had me on and just good timing, man.

You know what I mean?

Hey, yeah, bro.

You're calling me, bro?

Is that what you're calling?

Calling you, bro.

I'm calling you all, bro.

You know, we got to really be thinking about, like, I need to let you in on what's happening in the world today so that you're included in before we get to this fifth dimension.

And who knows what happens?

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, gee, uh, this is Adam, by the way.

Adam.

Then we also have Olaf's middle part.

Yes.

Yeah.

Great.

Yeah.

Would you say fifth dimension?

Yeah.

Like, Scott, think about it, right?

What is your name?

Scott Ocker Mann, right?

Mandalorean is what you were talking about.

Who

drove a DeLorean?

Michael J.

Fox when he went back to the future, but into the future, but back in time.

Right.

And then Fox.

Fox Molder.

Fox Mulder.

Back to the X-Files, right?

Right.

What's that about?

Files, files not found.

Files not found on your computer because the CIA is hiding them in that MK Ultra jam.

Whoa,

that's fucking fine.

So I'm trying to do is help you out.

You know what I'm saying?

Harvey the truth seeker.

So you have...

You have a TikTok?

You're a TikTok star?

I don't have a TikTok.

I have many in case they try and shadow ban me and I pop right back up.

Oh, but yeah, I have a lot of followers.

It's 1.4 million.

Whoa.

A couple weeks ago, it's gotten down, but it's going to go back up because that's what time is.

A construct.

Yeah, okay.

Interesting.

So what do you do on your TikTok?

You essentially you...

I'm letting people know about

your dudes.

Yeah.

It's like things that are happening in life that you're not realizing have a deeper meaning, you know what I mean?

Oh, okay.

And this is like numerology or what?

It's beyond that, man.

It is everything.

There's hidden meanings in everything.

You guys are talking about Snow and Snowman, but you're all forgetting about the Canadian rapper.

Oh, Snow, who sang that?

Word him up.

Yeah, lyrical dancer.

Word him up.

Excuse me, Mr.

Officer.

That's because he doesn't believe in cops.

Yeah, that wasn't Snow, but

unfortunately, that was Here Come the Hot Stepper by a different artist.

Snow is also a Canadian rapper.

He is a Canadian rapper, yeah.

That's a song.

It's the same thing, right?

It's the same thing.

Canada America.

That was Eni Camus who did

Here Come the Hot Stepper.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I can confidently tell you that without looking it up.

Yeah, I did not see you look down, so I appreciate that.

Thank you.

I only looked up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And Olaf's middle part also told us snow has two meetings.

It has many meetings.

It does.

What are the...

Wait, I know the two that we mentioned.

There's the cocaine.

That's not the primary meeting.

No, that was the first.

It was?

Yes.

Before they ever even described.

And then they saw snow.

Like, that looks like

cocaine, which is called snow.

Oh, okay.

Wow, you learned that.

Some new one

got nicknamed cocaine later.

Oh, it got nicked.

So it already was cocaine.

Then they called it snow.

Then they nicknamed it cocaine.

Look, I have a brain name made out of ice.

What do I know?

So you have a really interesting TikTok where you talk about the connections

that perhaps perhaps remain unseen in the world.

Yeah, it's like we're all sitting at this table right now, but are we really looking at the table?

You know what I mean?

Is it pine?

And if it is, should we be thinking about that tree and where it came from?

What kind of soil grew in it?

And back to your mom, you know?

I think you make those steps and those connections, and I think people are.

Table could be my arms.

It's true.

Yeah, one day.

One day.

Yeah.

Or legs if you want to just branch out.

Could you put legs on yourself?

Yeah, but

I made that.

Can we stop the branch out for a play?

Could you put legs on?

And could you put like coal in for eyes and you could have eyes suddenly?

Well, I do have a mouth in my back.

That's how you hear me.

You haven't noticed that.

Oh,

I was wondering that, too.

Yes.

Is that easy?

I had it surgically put in there by my agent.

Is that good for dating?

To have a mouth in the back?

No.

But you can

back into a blowjob.

Jeez.

I've never had that experience.

I've only walked into one, so I'm looking forward to backing into one, you know?

I've only gone forward.

Yeah.

Wow.

Look, I'm trying to tap into your brain, right?

A little tap-tap right now.

How do we do this?

What do you need from us?

Well, tell me what's on your mind, and I'm going to connect it to probably what's going on in the world that you should already know about.

Okay, so anything on my mind?

Just the first thing I can think of?

Sure.

I'm thinking of a boat.

A boat, right?

How do you spell boats?

With a B and then oats.

Mr.

Quaker runs runs that.

Who runs Mr.

Quaker?

Big Pharma.

What are we doing?

We're eating big pharma.

Stop thinking about boats because you're too drugged up.

Tap, tap into that, man.

Interesting.

I mean, I guess I didn't make the leap from Quaker oats to big pharma as easily as you did, but yeah, I mean.

Well, there's a lot of pesticides that they use in America that they don't use anywhere else.

You know what I'm saying?

Who makes those pesticides?

Big Pharaka.

Big Pharma.

Quaker Oats.

Quaker Pharma.

Well, it's the same thing, so it doesn't matter.

Same.

They're connected.

Why does he wear a hat in all those photos?

Right.

it's filled with drugs.

Filled with drugs.

Hide that third eye, or else it would just pour right out of them, you know?

Yeah.

Did Abraham Lincoln, was his big hat to hide drugs in?

Or like a big bong?

Yeah.

Probably.

I think that's been confirmed.

Yeah, he didn't want Mary to know that he was smoking pot all the time, so he hid his bong.

He's like, oh, no, this is just a fashion choice that no one else will ever make.

Come on.

Pharrell tribe.

Pharrell tried.

He had a good run at it.

Then he couldn't go to the theater for a while and he realized what did he want more?

Things you don't think about because you don't know about it.

Yeah, right.

Tapping you in.

Also, I wonder if Abraham Lincoln wore that big hat because it was like, hey, try to shoot me in the head.

But then he has so much empty space up there.

So it's like he's trying to convince everyone that he's got a giant cone head or something.

Like, if you want to shoot me in the brain, shoot way up here.

Yeah.

Didn't work.

That's why Tyra Banks doesn't wear one.

Yeah, because she has a giant forehead.

Yeah.

You'd just be all head in the hat.

Right.

Yeah.

Interesting.

Make sense.

Do you want to try it with Adam here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Give it to me, man.

I'm thinking of a shirt.

Shirt.

Okay, right?

Like

Burton Ernie, one of the more stripes.

What are stripes?

A movie about the army, right?

Yeah.

Who was in it doesn't matter because it was an army movie.

And when you deep dive into that, you're just being followed by the man.

You're doing whatever you're told to do, man.

Yeah.

Why don't you take a step backwards and do a blowjob?

Okay.

Try something new, you know?

Yeah,

it makes a lot of sense so you're thinking of a shirt a shirt and then you went to burton Ernie Bert and Ernie who wear shirts and they wear a stripe shirt specifically and then there was a movie called stripe who's in it we don't it doesn't matter doesn't matter because it's about the army because it's about the army the army's the bigger focus here you know what i'm saying right yeah no it's everywhere it's everything you gotta tap into this man it's like a hazy ipa you don't know what's coming because you can't really see through it but it's there it feels like it's it's like it's everywhere almost yeah like yeah it's all connected it feels like you could almost make a connection about anything in a way to anything.

Like, what if we did

the beginning and then the end point and see if you can connect those?

The end point?

Yeah, so like we'll pick two words and see if you can connect them.

Yeah, yeah, give me

okay.

So,

can you think of a word?

Scott, can we talk privately just for one second?

Yeah, do you mind?

We're gonna talk privately for a second.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna read my tattoos.

Okay,

okay,

we need to think of two words.

Two words, right?

Yeah.

Can you think of one and then I'll think of one?

I can't.

I want to.

Okay.

So do I.

That's great.

I don't know that I can think of one word.

Okay.

Well, maybe we can put our heads together and think of one.

What if we thought of one word and then maybe that'll make us think of another word?

That's a great idea.

Okay.

What if it started with

flat?

Flat.

Okay, I'm going to count to three and we both start with flat flat and then we'll finish it and we'll have our work.

Okay, here we go.

One, two,

three.

Flat.

Yeah, it didn't work.

I don't think that's a word.

Flatulence.

Flatulence.

Okay, we start with flatulence.

And then the other word is fart.

Okay, let's see if she can connect them.

Or he, he, Harvey.

Okay, we got our first word and our second word.

Flatulence and fart.

Great.

You would think those are the same, totally different, right?

Right.

Because what else is flatulence?

Earth.

The earth is flat and we're surrounded by gas, right?

And if you step on the edge, you're going to fall down.

Just like dinosaurs, how did they really die?

People say it's the weather.

It was actually lack of oxygen.

They had really tiny nostrils and oxygen has been tested in amber and there's actually more oxygen in it.

And you know where there isn't oxygen?

In your farts.

Because that's the other thing.

Oh shit.

So the dinosaurs died because

there wasn't enough air

and they fell off the earth.

Yeah.

Shit.

That's pretty.

I mean, it's hard to argue with anyone.

Harvey did it.

Harvey did it.

Harvey the truth seeker.

How did you get into this line of work?

You know, I was just on TikTok showing off my pecs one day, you know, and somebody was commenting on my live, laugh, love tattoo.

Can I see your pecs?

Yeah.

Oh, I mean, those aren't.

It's open.

I mean, they're not really that impressive, if you don't mind me saying they're kind of

flabby.

But that's what they are.

They're flabby pecs, you know?

You were showing off your flabby pecs?

Yeah, because men all have like the hard ones and women have the soft ones.

And I'm like, I can have soft ones too, you know.

Meatloaf had them.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, bike club.

He had them.

By club and they employed them.

By Club and life.

Yeah.

Now he's dead.

So in death, I guess.

Yeah.

Because he died.

Oh, well, he is dead.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I don't eat meatloafs because why would you eat a loaf of meat?

You know what I mean?

Good point.

Yeah.

So you were just showing off your flabby pecs.

I was showing off my flabby pecs, you know, and I was getting pretty good connection with some kids and adults.

And they started asking me questions, and I realized my flabby pecs are connecting them to who is their God?

What is education?

You know what I'm saying?

I guess not.

I don't know.

Like, when you stare at my nipple really hard, not the nipple hard, you staring hard.

You're going to start to get it.

Yeah, your nipple is so soft.

Yeah, it's invertedly soft.

Yeah, it's so weird.

I mean, it looks like a stuffed bunny almost.

It's just, it looks so warm and soft.

Yeah, it's the opposite of the Donnie Darkoat bunny, it's not scary at all, it's soft, and you kind of want to put your finger in it, yeah, sure, yeah, which you maybe can later, depending on if I get to know you better.

Oh, okay, I don't know.

Do you think we'll get to know Harvey better?

I think we're in the process of doing that right now.

I think so.

I think we're finding our middle ground, you know.

Olaf's middle part, what do you think about this?

Is this

any of this connecting to you?

Reverberating?

I found the story of the flatulence and fart thing very disturbing and for the heat element that would melt.

And also,

I don't want to be rude, but I don't believe all these conspiracies.

What?

Which conspiracies do you believe?

I don't want to start anything with your ghosts, but I find when you believe information that you get off TikTok, it can be very dangerous

to do that.

Never thought of that before.

It's dangerous to open your mind to the reality of what the truth is.

I get it.

You got to stay cold.

You got to stay icy because you have a fear of melting.

But maybe when you're in the middle of the day, don't tell me what I'm.

You do not know my pain.

You do not know.

You see, I did not want to start this.

Okay.

But the dinosaurs were killed by the ice age.

We killed.

We killed the dinosaurs.

We will kill you.

We will kill the humans as well.

Whoa.

See what I'm saying?

You pull it out of it.

And now we got a murderer at the table.

Holy shit.

Jap Jap, man.

We're just chilling.

There wasn't oxygen.

We took the oxygen from the dinosaurs with

our icy group.

So you killed all the, and you're going to kill all the humans if there are more of you?

If I don't get more auditions,

then you'll get all your friends together and create a new icy group.

Perhaps.

Oh, perhaps.

You got to get this guy some auditions.

Yeah.

Just auditions?

Not even booking the parts.

I'm not unreasonable.

Okay, thank you.

Just get me in the door.

Okay, yeah, you are your talent.

By the way, Olaf's middle, is it cool enough in here for you?

You need us to turn up the AC?

I was going to say earlier when you guys were coming up with the two words, you put your elbow, you rested it on me, and Scott, you put your water.

Yeah.

You nestled this.

Sorry, you look so much like an end table.

It's just hard.

I mean,

we can't see the mouth in the back.

Right.

Should I turn around?

Yeah, I guess let's throw it.

Some people love to see a mouth

where a spine should be.

But there's no difference between front and back.

You're just a circle.

Yeah.

I have a button.

I have a little button up here.

Okay, let's see your mouth.

Do you mind showing it to me?

There you go.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Is that a mouth?

Or is that just a hole with a

anus with teeth?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's just a hole with an arrow next to it.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm getting roasted roasted right now.

This is my well, I'm sorry, you can't see it.

It's just whoever put that in.

We have mirrors.

We have reflective ice.

Reflective ice?

Why use reflective ice when you could just use a mirror?

You said you have mirrors.

It's because Ralan fucking life me holding my fucking mirror.

She wants your buck.

Well, um, Harvey, the truth seeker, so is there anything coming up that we need to be aware of?

I think you guys should be thinking about these Emmys.

Oh, yeah.

Are you thinking?

Have you thought about them at all?

The Emmys?

Yeah.

No, I haven't thought about it.

I was waiting for this interaction with Harvey to go here.

Yeah, because they're the M me's, so it's about me.

So it's not about you.

You know what I'm saying?

It's about you.

It's about me, the M me.

It's about me and who am I?

I can't define myself except by the name my mother gave me and the name I keep trying to change, but the DMV won't accept Truthseeker yet, but maybe they will someday.

So when you go there, you need to mention me, is what I'm saying.

Oh, when you go to the DMV?

To the Emmys.

Well, yeah,

if you could go to the DMV for me.

It's always a long line, and I don't like to book an appointment in my life.

Wait, that's the reason they won't change your name?

Just because you won't wait in line?

Yeah, because they're like, did you marry a Truth Seeker?

And I'm like, no, I'm not.

I'm not sure they'll change your name to anything.

Well, I don't want to be anything.

I want to be Truth Seeker.

Anything to do last name.

Okay, so you want one of us to go to the DMV for you, and you want me to mention you at the Emmys.

Yeah, if you want to pull up your phone and show my TikTok.

I'll go to the DMV.

You'll take the Emmys?

I'll do the Emmys.

Yeah, you want me to just do it on television whenever I see a camera, just hold up your TikTok account?

Yes.

Do you need Olaf's middle part to do anything for you?

I don't think Olaf's got a following that I'm concerned about.

That sounded like a snap dig.

Yeah, a little bit.

You know,

and by the way,

Bill Murray, Harold Ramos, John Kendi.

What about them?

Those, the stars of stripes.

One of them's Canadian, like the rapper Snow.

That's a good point.

Here come the hot stepper.

And Snow and Candy, Hot Stepper.

Comes back around.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, well, yeah, we'll see what we can do.

When do you need us to go to the DMV for it?

Probably before Monday, you know?

Before this.

Because then I'd have the legal name, Joe Seeker, at the award show when you're showing your phone, which has my face on it.

Probably a bit of a narrative.

And probably, Adam, if I were you, I would do it when the...

You know that part where, like, how many many nominees are there this year for what you do?

There's usually like five or six.

Yeah, but you don't know.

I think there's five or six.

Five or six.

Is it five or six?

Five or six.

I'm not sure.

We could count them right now.

He doesn't know whether to include himself.

Well, who are you going to think if you don't mention the other five or six?

That's exactly right.

But here's what I think.

You know that part where they where they put all of your little pictures up?

Yeah.

Right now, screens are rectangle, right?

Hold it up then?

Yeah, yeah, when they're like, and the nominees are.

Yeah.

Who are the other nominees?

Bob Oden, Kirk?

You got him.

Kirk, like Kirk, space.

Yep, space.

So when they call my name, I just hold the phone up.

You hold the phone up and show the TikTok in full.

See, that's a good idea.

Yeah.

Because the Emmys.

Okay.

All right, it's settled.

That's what I'll do.

You got to fill up time on the Emmys, too.

It's the same thing at all TV.

You got to just fill time.

Oh, my God.

Well, this is good.

Okay.

So we can get the message out for you.

You guys can just help get the message out.

You know what I mean?

Because otherwise, when we get to that fifth dimension, no one's going to join me.

What happens in the fifth dimension?

Well, that's where we leave our bodies and we re-enter them to the exact same world we're in, but it's different.

Oh,

right now we're in the third dimension.

We're jumping through the fourth to the fifth.

It'll be exactly the same, but different.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Why do we leave our bodies, but then just immediately go back into it?

Because we need to get the knowledge from the universe, you know?

The CIA have known the whole time, and now I'm letting you know.

Because the the CIA, I see, I am

understanding it.

You know what I'm saying?

You got to think about that when you write it out.

It's pretty weak, actually.

Yeah.

All right.

I mean, even you have to admit that.

Yeah, I mean,

because I see it, and I am, but that's more of CIA.

Like, will I am?

Will I am?

Then maybe you got something.

If you were like, will I am, and then see I am.

Right.

You know, but yeah.

Bring back first.

Like I be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, we need to take a break, but this is fascinating stuff.

Can you stick around?

Because I would love your insight into our next guest.

We have a medium coming up, and that's, I mean, very similar to

what's going on here with,

or maybe not.

I don't know.

We'll find out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you can stick around, Olaf's middle part, middle part.

As long as you keep an even temperature,

yeah, okay, yeah.

Do you want us to turn it down at all or up?

Throw some ice on me.

It'll become powerful now.

Okay, here you go.

Here.

Ah!

Oh!

absorb them.

When I absorb, it hurts, it hurts, but the pain is over quickly.

Oh, thank you.

Jeez, I didn't expect it.

Wow, fuck.

All right, well, look, we need to take a break.

We're going to be right back with a medium.

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Comedy Bang Bang, we're back.

Adam Scott is here of

the

Emmy show

coming up on

what network?

I believe it's on NBC.

NBC, your old stomping ground.

Adam is the host.

Yeah.

You used to stomp around NBC.

I used to show my wares at the old BC.

The old BC.

Well, we also have Olaf's Middle part here.

And

did you audition for anything in the Emmys?

I was just thinking that.

How can I get an audition for the Emmys?

That's a good question.

Usually most of those parts are cast by whoever's nominated for award.

I mean, you've written on the Emmys before, right?

I have, yeah.

So you would be able to answer Olaf's Middle's question

better than I would.

Although you're going to be there this year, you could probably talk to the producers.

Who says the names of the memoriam?

Who says those names?

Yeah, who says the remember?

You know, in the memoriam where the sad song is playing and then someone says their names really loudly?

Yeah, that happens every year.

That's the way I remember it.

I feel like you've been perfect for that a while.

They've never done that before.

Someone should read the name.

You have the perfect voice for it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

We also have Harvey, the truth seeker.

Truth Seeker.

Truth Seeker here.

And we have a medium medium coming up are you excited about this I'm super excited because I feel like we're gonna get each other like you wouldn't understand or get us you know what I mean oh yeah like the movie us by Jordan Peel we understood that one you peel an orange and what do you get orange you orange you glad

I said you said that yeah because it's citrusy and citrus is us sit down sit russ

this is us yeah this is us

the Emmys fires and houses where dads die

spoilers I haven't seen a single episode.

I mean, it's in the pilot.

I don't know if it's really a single pilot.

I said, I've seen a pilot.

Well, you know, they fly planes and they lead you.

Tell me anymore.

I'm going to watch it for my other show.

Scott, I'm starting to think that maybe

the stuff that Harvey's saying is bullshit.

Like the shit out of a bowl?

Yeah.

Why?

Not like untrue.

Oh, but just it literally is shit that comes out of a bowl's head.

I'm glad you got what I was saying.

Okay, good.

Well, bring it up next time.

I will.

He talks.

Okay.

Next time he talks, promise me.

I will.

Okay, all right.

All right.

Well, we need to get to our next guest.

They're a medium, and their name is Martha.

Hey, Martha.

Oh, my gosh.

Hello.

It's so good to be here.

Hi.

It's good to see you.

It's good to have you.

Oh, it's good to be had.

I love that.

I've been out of my house.

I've been out.

This is the first time in a while.

So I'm excited.

Hello, everyone.

Why Why is this the first time in a house?

Oh, just because of COVID?

Oh.

First time in a while.

Oh, you had COVID or?

No, I tried to stay in my house because that's what you were supposed to do during COVID.

Well, I mean, like recently, though?

Like in September of 2022.

I didn't get a lot of invites.

So this is.

Talking to the mic, please.

I did get a lot of invites.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's better.

Well,

I'm glad that you're finally out of your house.

I mean, I'm not saying that everything's over, but it's just like people have gone out of their houses earlier.

Well, okay, September of 2022.

Anyway, Martha, it's great to have you on the show.

This is Olav's middle part.

Hello.

It's become the Joe Rogan show.

All right.

It doesn't exist.

COVID doesn't exist.

I'm not saying.

Get the vaccinated.

Move on.

Did you get vaccinated?

You're the one with the

diseases.

I only can melt.

Oh, wow.

Is there a COVID of melting?

Yeah,

fucking hot coal being thrown on you.

Hot coal.

The COVID of melting.

Well, Martha, it's great to have you.

Now, you're a medium.

What exactly is the difference between a psychic and a medium?

I was wondering this question.

No, I do have some psychic abilities as well, but medium, though,

I'm more talking to the dead.

Oh, okay, yes.

We had a medium on one of our live shows recently.

Oh, no.

Oh, really?

I can't.

Oh, no.

I thought we might know each other.

Yeah, there's a lot of mediums out there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, do you go to the conventions and everything?

Oh, gosh.

Yes.

Great.

I'll tell you what.

Do you all just kind of know when they're happening?

Yes.

Oh, no, that's psychic.

But that's what I'm saying.

I have a little bit of a psychic abilities.

So, yeah.

I know when they are, and then I tell my medium friends, and then I tell all the ghosts, so they show up.

Wait, so these are ghosts?

They're not just dead people?

Do you know what I mean?

I know exactly what you mean.

And it's ghosts and dead people.

Oh, okay.

So you can talk to either.

Oh, absolutely.

Okay.

Yeah.

So some dead people, they don't become ghosts, but you can still talk to them.

Absolutely.

Great.

And I ain't talk about zombies.

Oh, shit.

Can you talk to zombies?

God, I wish.

I have a couple times, but that's about it.

Okay.

Interesting.

Okay.

So now, what's your process here?

Are you going to show us how you talk to them?

I just get like flashes of stuff.

And then if that speaks to anybody,

like right now, I'm seeing,

I'm getting a vision of a lot of

yarn,

yarn, some yarn,

any connection to that.

Okay, yeah, I see a ball of yarn.

Oh, a ball of yarn.

Okay, I was thinking it was just like a yarn straight.

It's unspoothing, it's unspoothing, spoothing, spoo, spoothing, what is spoiling?

Yeah, spoothing, you know, just when it gets unspoothed.

Yeah.

Oh

my god.

Martha, what's up?

Oh my God.

What?

What happened?

What?

What?

It's my cat, Jeanette.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

It's my cat, Jeanette.

Oh.

I see my cat, Jeanette.

She's not dead.

She's just at home.

Oh.

She must be calling me.

Oh, my God.

Calling you telepathically.

Oh, telepathically.

Oh, I was going to say.

Oh, my God.

Jeanette, I'm out.

Okay.

I'll be home.

First time leaving home.

Of course, my cat's calling me.

Get off the line.

I'm at CBB.

Jeanette hangs up.

Not celebrity big brother.

Not celebrity, big brother.

She got excited.

Not celebrity, big brother.

I promise.

We'll watch when I get home.

Hang up.

Oh, my God.

This is embarrassing.

Sorry.

Yeah, I was going to say, none of us, I mean, Harvey, you don't have any connection to yarn, right?

No, no, no connection to yarn, but Jeanette sounds like net.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, and sometimes those are made out of yarn.

Made out of yarn.

Sometimes you catch water animals in them like a manatee, right?

But men don't drink tea

because they're in Britain, which makes me think

your cat's got a past you don't know about.

Oh, I know about my cat's past.

Oh, you do?

Oh, yeah.

She's on her ninth life.

I know about them.

I've had him.

I've had her every

time she's been on Earth.

She's been my cat.

Really?

Oh, okay.

So your cat has died nine times in your position.

Possession.

Eight times in your possession.

Yeah.

Okay, so this last one is it.

this last one's it and then what happens and then we both go to who knows where both oh yeah when your cat dies you're going

absolutely okay absolutely interesting you're you're telling me when you when your pets don't die you're not going with them stop talking about my pets dying well you brought it up you brought it up you brought it up i don't know who brought it up okay look at the pets die you can meet them in the afterlife on the rainbow bridge are they that's the thing everyone talks about doggy heaven there's a rainbow bridge.

All dogs go to heaven.

Most cats go to hell.

Okay.

Stop workshopping titles for your humor book.

All right.

You're very young.

You're very young to have eight deaths of one cat.

Yeah.

How old do you think I am?

32.

32.

73.

Whoa.

You are a sexy 73.

Walda.

Walda.

Wilda.

Homina, homina.

Wrinkles.

at all.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Do you not like wrinkles?

I would imagine snow doesn't get wrinkles.

Yeah, do you?

Snow gets lost in wrinkles.

Like, don't you like it in wrinkles?

Dang.

Because it gets trapped in wrinkles.

That disappears.

Interesting.

All right.

Are you getting any more flashes here of anything?

Okay, give me a minute.

Also,

thanks for all those compliments.

Yeah, I need a moment.

Jeez, Louise.

Okay.

I just, if you're coming out of shit,

be like prepared.

No, I just stepped out of the game.

I didn't know you were going to do this, right?

I knew I was going to do that.

The ghosts always don't come at the same time.

Okay.

You want to just let us know whenever a ghost comes and just talk about your wrinkles?

Or lack thereof.

Okay.

Said I was 73 and all of a sudden I'm hot to trot.

Okay.

Giving you plenty of space here.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay, a lot of space.

I am in a room where I see a lot of

space.

Okay.

John Badam's Saturday Night Fees B.

That giant.

I've seen some shoes.

Oh my God.

This is hilly.

This is the room.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, I'm seeing a lot coming from the ceiling.

Oh, my God.

This is John Badam Saturday Night.

Oh, my gosh.

And there's a beam shining on the ground.

Beam shining on them.

Shining.

Falling that beam.

Okay, something is lit up.

Lit up.

Oh,

Jeanette.

It's Jeanette again.

God damn it, Jeanette.

Jeanette, what?

Your cat?

Yeah, my cat, Jeanette.

Jeanette.

Wait, do you have a Saturday Night Fever room in your house?

I don't know about the Saturday Night Fever room.

I know I have a huge

disco ball and a pair of shoes.

Yeah, she loves them.

With one extra shoe?

It was three shoes.

It was, we lost, it's her shoes.

We lost one of her shoes one time.

She used to be a tap dancing cat.

Not a big deal, but we also have, yeah, is that what the Saturday Night Live room is like?

It's not a Saturday Night Live necessarily.

Saturday Night Fever room is very similar.

Yeah, that's right.

By the way,

you have a tap dancing cat?

Like, that's ostensibly more interesting than

the mediums.

Different life.

Is it?

I mean, the medium stuff so far has been.

You haven't.

Because Jeanette won't get off the...

I miss her so much.

you how long have you been away from her oh gosh it probably took me an hour to get over here and uh where do you live i drive slow

burbank well it should not be taking you an hour to drive i drove slow okay uh sounds like you're more of a doctor doolittle than a medium yeah like you're talking to your cat all

oh god i wish i was a doctor doolittle oh my god that's the dream that is the dream wouldn't that be all i want to be a doctor doolittle absolutely do you have any other pets other than Jeanette?

God, I wish.

Jeanette won't let me get anything.

Very jealous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

God, I'm sorry.

The ghosts aren't coming.

Ghosts aren't coming.

Well, I guess we can just kill time until then.

Yeah.

Is there?

Well, maybe if you kill time, you can speak to it.

Yes.

You know what I mean?

I thought I had that joke.

So 73, you were born in 1950, or 1949, huh?

Yep.

Wow.

so born in the 40s.

Nothing yet?

Nothing yet.

God, I wish.

God, I wish.

Jeanette won't shut up.

Oh, Jeanette's still on the line?

Can we talk to Jeanette?

I'll try.

Okay.

Hey, Jeanette.

Jeanette.

Hey, Jeanette.

Jeanette.

Nope.

Nothing.

Okay.

Let's talk about the tap dancing cat then.

Okay,

if this is not going to.

Oh, here she is.

Oh, okay.

Maroon.

Oh, God.

I'm going to have to translate it.

Translate in English, yeah, please.

Absolutely.

Okay.

I've told her it's not.

So

she's still talking about comedy,

Big Brother.

Comedy, Big Brother?

She's still talking about

her.

Daddy took the YouTube.

She has a pitch.

Comedy, Big Brother.

We'll all be trapped here.

She has a pitch.

I told her not to.

But she has a pitch, Comedy Big Brother, where it's just a bunch of comedians in a house and i mean

but it's everybody

already did it it's everybody's big brother

he quit three days in we don't want katana on the show oh man i wish he's gonna quit again did that really happen yeah

oh dang

that sounds crazy that's really happened i'm saying that very much really happened uh

well well uh oh well uh oh what

oh no it's just a delivery i thought it was a spirit but it was was just a UPS, man.

You're getting a delivery at your own time?

Yeah.

Yeah, you and Adam, man.

He's checking his watch.

You're talking to Jeanette.

Yeah, we'll do that.

Come on, we're in the middle of a show here.

My God.

Did anybody die?

Maybe I'll start there and see if you can.

Did anybody, Olivia Newton-Chan?

I just learned about this.

Oh, no, I don't.

Let's see.

I don't think she's a physical.

That was a good one, right?

That was really good.

That was a good one.

That was very good.

You mind if I use that for my book?

Better than his book.

Just severance with a picture of a?

Severance with a picture of an atom.

Oh, that's nice.

Thank you.

That sounds good.

You're writing a book?

Even this is more interesting.

This is more interesting.

Oh, no.

Than you talking to your cat.

Yeah, no, I got a book.

I got a book about all the dead people I talked to.

It's not.

Who have you talked to?

Oh, my gosh.

And why are you writing it if it's not interesting?

Just because I got a

four-book deal.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Six-figure advance.

That'll That'll make you write in.

That'll do it.

Okay.

So who have you talked to in the past?

Oh, gosh.

Betty White.

That must be recent.

She's dead.

I guess.

She knows she's dead.

Oh, yeah.

She knows.

Did she know?

Did she suffer?

No.

Okay.

No.

We don't want Betty White to suffer.

Yeah, no.

Can't talk about your dog's done, but asking if Betty White suffered and if she knows about it.

You know, name important people that died.

Jack Pete Rugman.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

All of them, yes.

Jack Klugman, yeah.

You talked to Jack Klugman?

Yes.

What's going on with Jack Klugman?

Oh.

Does he have unfinished business here on this earth?

Oh my gosh, absolutely.

You sounded excited about that one.

Well, just there's always unfinished business on earth.

You know what I'm saying?

Because you're unearthing something.

You're always digging in the soil.

That's a good point.

You keep going deeper, you just get deeper.

I didn't know if I believe in all that.

You really thought that you guys were going to connect.

Sometimes there's snow on top of the earth, and you can't get into the earth.

Did Jack Klegman talk about the punk rock Quincy episode at all?

Non-stop.

Non-stop.

That's his unfinished business, sounds like.

Absolutely.

That's part of it.

You know who I also talked to?

My neighbor Nancy.

Oh, did she die?

She's dead.

Yes, she died.

Oh, what?

Of what?

Old age.

Nancy Reed.

How old?

42.

You can't die of old age at 42.

Really?

No.

Oh, she was a pug.

Oh,

dog.

So you only talk to animals.

Not only animals.

And Jack Klugman.

A lot of people, a lot of famous people, but I don't find them as interesting.

As the pets.

Yeah, Jimi Hendrix.

He won't stop coming back.

Talk about a guy who can back up war frontways into a blowjob.

You'd be talking to that guy.

Jimi Hendrix.

Yeah.

He wasn't even very talkative when he was alive.

Is he still is he on the heavenly band?

He's retired.

He retired from the heavenly band?

He's the one they always talk about.

Yeah.

Being the lead guitarist for the heavenly band?

Yes, John Bonham.

John Bonham, Jimi Hendrix.

Who else?

Yeah.

Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler.

I do not talk to him.

You don't.

Okay, you just want to make that clear.

Yeah, I do not talk to him.

Does he try?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah, that guy's trying.

Everybody.

Wow.

Nobody wants to talk to him.

What about that cat that looks like Hitler with the mustache?

Yeah, with a Hitler mustache.

Hitler mustache.

Yeah, to be more specific.

Is that cat?

No, the chaplain mustache little cat that died, I talked to him,

not that other dog.

Oh,

you talked to the cat with the chaplain mustache?

Yes.

Why?

Because it wants to talk.

Okay.

Well, tell us something interesting about it.

Don't just list people that you've talked to.

Tell us about their conversation.

Oh, my God, Martha.

All they're talking about is what they would have done if they were still alive, all the things they wanted to do.

Yes, that's what we want to hear about.

Oh, that's not fun.

That's not fun.

What are you going to have in your book if it's not like the stuff that they talk about?

Little jokes and like little stuff that means

do.

Let's get metaphysical.

Let's get metaphysical, if I might have that one.

So,

he told you what is now going to be the title of your book, and that's a joke.

That's the only one you're using.

You haven't thought about any other jokes, and that's the first thing you mentioned when you said your book is about.

Well, you first said you, because you got it all in my notes when I said, all dogs go to heaven, all cats go to hell.

And you said, quit trying to work yourself.

Okay, so this is just.

I didn't even think that was until I started writing that.

I was like, oh, maybe that does go in the book.

So this is just, whoa, what's that?

Just stretching my arm out.

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry,

Holy Ghost for a second.

You're so jumpy.

You know, if you have to stretch your arm, it's a sign, you know?

You have to arm yourself.

I mean, something is blocking you down.

I don't think we should be arming ourselves.

I didn't say with artillery.

Oh,

what?

Instead of artillery, maybe Hillary has the answer: pizza.

Maybe you're just hungry and you want to.

Pizza.

Pizzagate.

Oh.

It's a bit of a jump, but that's what they ate, you know, a lot in emails.

I think Harvey's a Pizzagate.

I think conspiracy Carvey is like a ultra.

Her emails had pizza in them a lot.

You know what I'm saying?

Did they mention pizza at those emails?

Is that what everyone's upset about?

It is what?

I don't think so, but I don't think it matters.

I think just kind of link everything to pizza.

Two, Bill.

Yeah.

Three, pizza.

Get the pizza.

Maybe she likes pizza.

Maybe she just likes pepperoni.

Maybe there's something deeper, you know?

Yeah.

Hey, anything coming up, Martha?

God, I don't know.

What did you think you were going to do on this show?

I'm telling you, Scott, it's my first time out in a while, and Jeanette won't hang up.

You should have left.

Oh, no.

You should have left months ago.

I should have left months ago.

Yes.

Where am I going?

I don't care, but you should have left six months ago and made several trips so this didn't happen on your huge talk show appearance.

Oh, God, I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Well, maybe when my book comes out

with all my jokes and just stories about my day, me and Jeanette's day,

are you saying I should write a book about all the dead people I do talk to?

Yes.

That's more interesting.

You should at least

tell us some details about them because otherwise disappearance.

So this happened.

I had a premonition in 2000.

2000.

2000.

Okay.

That I was like, you know what?

Because I also have psychic abilities.

Trump's going to become president.

Guess what?

People laughing at me.

People were laughing at me.

I said, oh, you know what?

Those Twin Towers, they're not going to be here.

Not for too long.

Guess what?

People laughed.

You should have more.

What he calls deaf people told you these things?

No, because I just have, I have a gift.

Did you write this stuff down in 2000 or record it?

I would tell my friends at parties and stuff,

but they would just laugh at me.

You took them down there at a party.

The Twin Towers aren't going to be here.

I said they weren't going to be here anymore.

I wouldn't do it at a party.

I would do it like in a more serious conversation.

I would alert the authorities.

Maybe walking to the cars after the party.

Yeah.

But it's still at the end of a good night.

I would like.

Maybe when you're getting your coats.

Yeah, I would maybe take someone to coffee for that information.

After the party.

No one wants coffee.

Okay, so I have a premonition that Trump's going to be president.

I say, hey, will you go to coffee with me?

I sit you down and I say, you know what?

Trump's going to be president one day.

This sounds good to me.

And

it's better than

that.

Well, let's roleplay the party.

Okay.

Okay, so Adam and I are at a party.

So, anyway,

the stocks are doing quite well.

Everybody, shut up.

Trump's going to become president and things are going to go haywire.

Who is this?

Do you want to Trump?

Hey, close the door.

Not a vonka.

Not a vonka.

Sorry.

Hey, our snowman is melting.

Sorry.

Sorry.

And guess what?

You're going to be on Darth Vader's face one day.

That's absurd.

Okay, see?

Now, how's this going?

Bad, right?

See, we were having a good.

Yeah, we were having a good.

That's what I'm saying.

It's going bad.

You should.

But that's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

No, I'm saying it.

That's why these things are going bad.

That's why I don't find them interesting.

And you don't want to put them in your book because of that.

Well, now they've already happened.

What's your prediction for the future?

You know what I mean?

Like, I could get the word out.

We know what you mean.

The future.

You know what I mean?

Like, so that hasn't happened.

Yeah, you know what I mean.

I don't, I don't speak for sure.

We know.

I don't follow.

Give me a future.

Yeah, could be contemporary of snow.

But I could help you get it out there.

You know what I mean?

I got a following.

Yeah.

What's coming up?

You guys could team up.

Yeah.

Because it teams.

I don't know if I believe in all that.

I mean, you believe in,

I mean, you've experienced

so much weird shit.

Absolutely.

Knowing Trump's going to be aware of it.

You're Weird is My Everyday.

You're Weird Is My Wednesday.

That's an even better title of your book.

Oh, man.

I have so many books.

You're Weird Is My Wednesday.

Okay.

This is not bad.

Although people might think it's an Adam's family book.

Adams Family, which is

what I thought.

Adam.

Holy shit.

Adam.

Adam's family.

Your book.

Holy shit.

Oh, it all came together.

Yeah, this is all connected in a big way.

Holy shit.

This whole time.

Huh.

Well, I'll tell you a prediction I got.

Yeah, what do you got?

Someone's getting a trophy soon.

Participation?

Oh, my goodness.

Like, thank you

for showing up.

They should give everyone a participation trophy every day, shouldn't they?

Yeah.

Like,

yeah, I realize you can't get the big one, the big head.

But there's one underneath every seat.

Yeah, exactly.

It should be an Emmy under every seat.

A little tinier one.

Extremely small.

Extremely small.

That'll help you when you have to put it in your butt.

Yeah, yeah.

Exactly.

So much easier.

I see.

Okay, I was getting a vision.

I wasn't sure what it was, but I saw a trophy up somebody's butt.

Was it an automatic?

What is that?

Oh, let me see.

Let me see.

Or was it an Emmy?

Oh, God.

Emmy has the big, like, moving.

He's far more tv.

He's so terrible.

That's why we said the Oscar.

Yeah.

It's nice.

Thank you.

Thank you for that.

Here's the thing.

I see an Emmy, I guess.

Oh, so you're just doing it for fun?

And an MTV

award.

A moon man?

No, the popcorn.

Popcorn.

Oh, the

popcorn.

These are just wide.

This is just what I see.

These are just visions that come to me.

It's either going to be you or ridiculousness.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Well, look, Martha.

Yeah.

You're not Superman or Batman's mother, are you?

God, I wish.

Okay.

All right.

I just wanted to know.

Look, we're running out of time.

Okay.

I'm so sorry.

You don't have any more people you can do.

Don't be sorry.

They come to me when they come to me.

Jeanette's on the line.

All right.

All right.

Well, we only have one final feature on the show.

That is, of course, a little something called plugs.

I need some plugs.

God, give me those plugs.

Hey, that was post-plugs theme by Loston Found.

Thank you, Lostin, for that wonderful plug theme.

And what are we plugging?

Adam, obviously, you want everyone to watch the Emmys.

Yeah, please watch the Emmys.

Do you want these to be

as highly talked about as when Slap Happy Smith was at the Oscars?

You know who I'm talking about.

Yeah, I feel like this year at the Emmys, there's going to be way more slapping

going on.

It's going to be a big slap fest.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Do you think there will be

one joke about it?

i think there might be one at least

um olaf's middle part what do you want to plug here well not frozen or frozen too that's for sure really you don't see money on that or

fuck that oh jesus it's about the art or you do see money about the art i do get a lot of residuals that's all i get really but uh well why should you get any more than residuals what

well you said that like i get a lot of residuals that's all i get what else do you want i respect that's how i'm making money these days

yeah well it's probably a good living i would imagine yeah

why are you on my back here at the end of the show oh i thought you meant that's all you get from frozen like you expected more from frozen no that's all i get okay i'm looking for work you know yeah whatever okay nothing to plug no i feel like we ended on a down notes with me

sorry sorry sorry i i apologize that's all right move on to harvey that's all i'm plugging all right great harvey what do you want to plug

i mean follow me on tick you know what I'm saying?

Definitely.

Then click those links, and then

what do you mean?

Well, if you click on my name, you know, I have like an Amazon shop and stuff I'd say to buy, and it's mostly journals where I just say connect words together and make stuff happen.

Yeah, cool.

Okay, yeah, which is really fun.

Journal,

normal.

Yeah, journal, normal.

Nothing's normal anymore.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Where was Normal from?

Normal.

Schnerrar?

That's Thundercat.

Sounds like something that they would say.

I feel like Nermal is a dog from some cartoon, right?

Yeah,

she's the Thundercats.

Yeah, I did say I said Schnar from Thundercats.

Well, that's a different, that's not Normal.

That's not, well, I'm going to look up Normal as a different character.

Yeah, I'm going to look up Nermal.

I would also promote a Smith that's not Will-related.

Garfield.

Lasagna.

Nermal.

Here we go.

Nirmal.

Here we go.

Nermal's gender.

Some fans have mistaken Nermal for a female kitten because of his eyelashes, his seemingly feminine personality, and feminine-sounding tone of his voice on Garfield and Friends.

Normal is a black and white cat that looks exactly like Garfield with giant eyelashes.

I don't remember Garfield and Normal at all.

You can see them at large.

The only friend I knew of was Odie.

Well, Odie's not a friend.

And John.

Well, Odie's a nemesis of sorts, but Odie had nothing against Garfield.

It was just Garfield and John.

Odie is Odie.

Odie is sort of an unflappable, optimistic character.

Yeah, dumb.

Yeah.

Sort of like the characters you play.

Yeah.

Dumb idiots.

Now, what were you going to plug?

The dumb idiot.

Monica Smith.

No relation to Will.

You know, look her up on all the socials, Miss Monica Smith.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

No relation to Slap Happy Smith?

No relation to Slap Happy Smith, but I bet she probably would slap someone.

Really?

I don't know.

You know what I mean?

Let's find out.

I think it's really.

Sure.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah.

And Martha.

Oh, God.

what's up no why are you even here if like even just like referring

me and i thought i could talk to spirits but i couldn't not today

next time i'll bring in jeanette i got nothing to plug i got a few books coming out haven't written them but we have the titles of some of them so you got a nice big advance for your four book deal yes i got a big old advance

how was it is the advance cover all four of them or are they different prices for each one uh six Six figures for each one.

Six figures for each book.

So does that add up to be still six figures?

Because even if it was like $100,000 per book, it would still be six figures.

Yeah, no, it's still six.

Or is it 24 figures?

No, God, I wish.

$999,999.

I wish.

It's still six figures.

Still six figures.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's what I have to plug, but I haven't written them.

I just know some of the titles.

If you have any of the titles.

Well, if you give me five of those figures, I'll just write the books for you.

About what?

Anything.

Give me $99,000.

I'll write a book for you right now.

Sold.

Okay.

Wow.

I'll have it for you next week.

Okay.

It will be all about dumb celebrities you've talked to.

No.

And how much Betty White suffered.

No.

No.

All right.

I want to plug.

First of all, thank you to everyone who came out to see us on the Comedy Bang Bang tour.

We had a great time.

And

Adam, you were there in Boston.

That was fun.

Super fun.

If you want to hear all of those episodes, you can go to cbbworld.com.

All 23 of those shows are up.

23.

You did 23 days.

23 days.

And they're all up.

And, you know, even if you just subscribe for one month, you can blow through all 23 and then kick us to the curb.

I don't care.

It would hurt my feelings really badly.

Blow your wad on all 23 apps.

Yep.

Blow your wad on 23andMe.

Back up into that.

All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

Oh, oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, you know.

Oh, you know, yes, exactly.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I'm talking, open up the plug bag.

Open up the blood bag.

Open up the bloodbag.

Oh, no.

And open up the blood bag.

Open up under blood.

Beautiful.

Okay.

That was Hey Nah

by McClechner.

McClechner.

Thank you to McClechner.

And guys, thank you so much.

Adam, good luck to you,

you know, in your quest for affirmation.

Yeah, thank you.

Thanks.

Do you think

I'll get affirmations?

Yeah, well, do you think you were the best actor?

When you really listen.

It's not a contest, Scott.

It's frankly absurd.

But if say you and Bob Odenkirk and the other four or three.

Yes.

It's six total, I figured it out.

Oh, good.

Yes.

Say all six of you had to do

Romeo's monologue from Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, Banish Ed, Banish Ed.

Say, who would show I've taken part in?

And coincidentally, I played the role of Romeo.

You played the Star-Cross lover himself?

I sure did.

I sure did.

In

summer of 2001.

Really?

Okay, how'd you do?

It was really bad.

I did a bad job.

Yeah, I thought you would.

Yeah, yeah.

So you would lose.

Yes.

i think bob would do it bob would do it 100 better yes can you imagine bob doing robio yes i can and it would be better than me

uh olaf's middle part yes

um thank you so much for being here good luck to you with and maybe we'll see you at the emmys next year and for the mandalorian oh that's a good

my tongue is starting to melt so oh sorry that's all right i don't do interviews this long usually call up elsa although if you call her and you you can't talk, what happens?

She knows when I'm gurgling that it's usually shut and needs help.

It's got to get you into a cooler.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Harvey, the truth seeker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Continued success for you.

I mean, so many TikTok.

I mean, you'll see me in the Emmys, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We'll see it during hold up my phone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you see me there.

And then, like, the future is now.

So maybe you'll see me in a moment.

The present is now.

Yeah, but now is the future.

As I said it,

it was the future.

Yeah, exactly.

Wow.

And Martha.

Yeah.

This is a real dud.

Oh, God, Scott.

It's my first time out.

Next time.

Next time you're on the show.

Yes.

Like, stop off at the drugstore or something beforehand, you know, so it's not your first time out of the house.

Oh, God.

Since this appeared.

It's a drugstore.

I don't care what you're doing.

What do you mean by a drugstore?

A pharmacy, a 7-Eleven.

I thought there would be like spirits at the drugstore.

No, just do some errands before you come.

So Jeanette gets a little accustomed to you being gone, okay?

I'll do my best.

I'm going straight home.

Why?

Being out to nuts.

All right.

All right.

We'll see you next time.

Thanks.

Bye.

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