Why Do You Want To Hack In The Back? (Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Dan Lippert, Patty Guggenheim, Andres Parada)

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My name is Scott Auckerman.

Speaker 3 We have an exceptional show coming up a little later. We have a

Speaker 3 broadcaster.

Speaker 3 We also have a team building expert and we have a stand-up comedian. Such great guests coming up a little later in the show.
But before we get to them, let's get to our guest of honor.

Speaker 3 She is joining the exclusive Three Timers Club on comedy bang bang let's go through her appearances her first one in

Speaker 3 boy i tell you she only comes here in november november 30th 2015 10 years ago wow wow wow actually 11 11 years or yeah don't make me do math 16 17 18 19 21 2 3 4 5 no 10 years ago

Speaker 3 She then returned nine years later in November of 2024. What happened in those nine years?

Speaker 4 I really burned some bridges with you guys.

Speaker 4 I showed up one too many times drunken in your pool.

Speaker 3 That's right. And one too many times is just once.

Speaker 4 It's once.

Speaker 4 It's none. I banged on the gate.
You guys wouldn't let me in.

Speaker 3 But she's back now in November.

Speaker 3 And I've heard of gone till November. And I think it applies in your case.

Speaker 3 You know her from such great shows as she plays the waitress on.

Speaker 3 it's is it it's always sunny or it's never sunny it's always sunny it's always sunny yeah in Philadelphia in Philly yeah in Philly do you call it is that what the cast calls it yeah it's always

Speaker 4 sunny in Philly we're always like just to shorten it yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 3 I would think you would call it sunny or Philadelphia you just call it it's always sunny sunny in Philly and then we run out we're tired by the end we're old now you also know her from such shows as

Speaker 3 what was that one of Perfect Couples oh yeah The grinder. The grinder.
One of my favorites. Prablo.
You know her from Licorice Pizza. It was a good one.

Speaker 3 You know her from the Diaper Money Lonely Island video. That's right.
This is off out of memory. This is amazing.
This is off the top of my head.

Speaker 3 And now she is returning in the thing that brought her back to Comedy Bang Bang just one year ago.

Speaker 4 The only reason I took that show. I knew it would get me back here.

Speaker 3 That's right. She is returning to the show A Man on the Inside, which season two of which comes out this Thursday.

Speaker 3 Please welcome back to the show, joining the exclusive Three Timers Club, Mary Elizabeth Ellis. Hi.

Speaker 4 I wish you guys could see this jacket, this three-timer jacket that I have on. There's so much bling on it.

Speaker 3 No matter how many appearances anyone makes on the show, we'd make a jacket for them that corresponds with the number of times they've been on it.

Speaker 3 So one-timers, you know, that's, we've talked about this.

Speaker 3 That's where you want to be, the one-timers club because that means you came on the show whatever you promoted did so well you got so famous you never had to return you blocked scott's phone number he's in the one-timers club paul rudd oh ah

Speaker 3 more like paul rude why won't he come back thank you childish gambino more like uh childish dumb beano yeah rude rude rude beano Ben Stiller, more like Ben still not here. Rude.

Speaker 3 I think he only did it as a favor to me.

Speaker 3 Because I asked him. Well, that was nice.
That was nice of him. Yeah.
But now he's rude. Now he's rude.
But she's back for her third appearance. Not rude.
Things are going poorly for her.

Speaker 3 Things are going okay. You're back on her.
I'm going fine. You're back on Man on the Inside.
This is, of course, Ted Danson's return to television as if he ever left.

Speaker 3 He's in 18 million shows. He really is.

Speaker 3 He's one of our greatest.

Speaker 4 And so many commercials.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he does commercials. He does television.
Not a a lot of movies, although he was in Creep Show. He was in

Speaker 3 Creep Show.

Speaker 4 Three Men and a Baby?

Speaker 3 Three Men and a Baby with that ghost? Here's my theory. That ghost got inside him during Three Men and a Baby and won't let him leave television.

Speaker 4 He's like, we're never doing a movie again. You saw what happened.

Speaker 3 Now, Man on the Inside, of course, we've all seen the first season of this.

Speaker 3 It regards Ted Danson, who plays a recent retiree,

Speaker 3 who starts uh snooping around on behalf of uh a lady lawyer. Is that uh, or what it was?

Speaker 4 She's a private investigator, but she dresses like a lady lawyer. She's very serious.

Speaker 4 Uh, yeah, it's based on a documentary that won an Oscar.

Speaker 4 Well, well, well, well, well, well, um, from out of Chile,

Speaker 4 and yeah, his wife has passed, who

Speaker 4 would be my fictional mother.

Speaker 4 And he can't figure out what to do with himself. And I'm like, you got to figure out something to do with yourself.

Speaker 4 So he applies to a private investigation firm and starts going undercover at an old folks' home. That's right.

Speaker 3 There's a rational

Speaker 3 of jewelry,

Speaker 3 thievery.

Speaker 4 Jewel theft. Just like the Louvre.

Speaker 3 Exactly.

Speaker 3 Is that what season two is about? The Louvre? Yes. He goes undercover as like an art, one of those guys who like,

Speaker 3 what do they do? They like retouch the

Speaker 3 what is that Jesus picture that they retouched that big. Oh, yeah, that looked good.
That was great. That's the big reveal.

Speaker 4 He mostly just spends the majority of season two inside of an air duct.

Speaker 3 Much it's like Bruce Willis and Die Hard? Yeah. But he can't go back to this old folks home, right?

Speaker 4 He sure can't. He solved that problem.

Speaker 3 He solved that, but I'm trying to remember the end of the show. Wasn't he like happy in the old folks home and he made a bunch of friends and stuff like that? Like, why doesn't he just stay there?

Speaker 4 He solved the mystery, but he's not ready to retire and

Speaker 3 retire.

Speaker 4 Well, call Mike, sure.

Speaker 3 Text Mike. I bet he doesn't.
Do you give me his number? I don't think about that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's on a community college campus in season two.

Speaker 3 Community College. Interesting.
Now you play his daughter. I sure do.
And you got involved in the mystery in season one.

Speaker 3 But because you're not an old person, you couldn't be that involved in it. That's right.

Speaker 3 Are you doing like a 21 or 2 jump street thing where you're like playing a college kid in this one season?

Speaker 4 Oh, man, I really wish. That would have been incredible.

Speaker 3 You got to get me in the writer's room. Text Mike True, right? Okay, okay.
We'll shoot our own version. I don't want to be in a writer's room.
We'll shoot our own version of it. I don't

Speaker 3 know.

Speaker 4 One day a week. I feel like they did a lot of watching the Eat Baby Eagles hatch in the writer's room.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. We were watching that here at home.

Speaker 4 Yeah. So see if that works its way into your subconscious while you're watching season two.
Our friend Lisa Gilroy, who's yes, yeah, I know her.

Speaker 3 I've met her a couple of times.

Speaker 4 She's funny.

Speaker 3 She's really great. I've never, I mean, I've just had serious conversations with her, so I don't really know her.
Well, that's in that respect.

Speaker 4 But you come with so you both come with so much comedy that it neutralizes it into

Speaker 3 very serious. Once we step out the door outside of podcast things, we just let it all out and go,

Speaker 3 and then we're deadly serious.

Speaker 4 Solve some world crises.

Speaker 3 So how do you get involved in this season's escapades? Last time you visited him,

Speaker 3 although the lady lawyer, private investigator, was playing his daughter, so you had to play a cousin or something like that. I don't mean to give away everything that happened.

Speaker 4 Yeah, let the people watch the show. They've watched it.

Speaker 3 Although, they've watched it.

Speaker 4 Everyone's watched it by now.

Speaker 3 But how do you get involved in the case this time?

Speaker 4 It's I'm involved in the case a little, but I'm more the heart of the show.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 What does that mean?

Speaker 3 A heart is

Speaker 3 a body part, but also the circulatory system.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but metaphorically, it's like

Speaker 4 what makes people cry or laugh or remember their own parents.

Speaker 3 Okay, so no one's going to be laughing or crying until you get on screen during the show.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise, it's just a big like,

Speaker 4 I mean, meh.

Speaker 3 I guess this is. And then suddenly you're on screen and

Speaker 4 calling parents, making amends.

Speaker 3 That's right. Oh, yes, because the two of you have a good relationship, but there's some kinks to be worked out.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you know, I really took care of him in the first season, and in this season,

Speaker 4 I need to face my own grief.

Speaker 3 Okay. Oh, really? What's going on with your...

Speaker 3 Well, I did lose my mother. Yeah.
Yeah, but that was like before

Speaker 3 the first season. A season and a half ago.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 I feel like that's what grief counselors say, right? That was like a season and a half ago.

Speaker 3 What if we did the prequel season where it was like season zero and we got to see your mother die?

Speaker 4 I mean, why are you not going in this writer's room?

Speaker 4 You have your finger on the pulse.

Speaker 3 And then we find out someone murdered her.

Speaker 4 Oh, and then he has to solve that mystery.

Speaker 3 Yes. I like it.

Speaker 3 Let's raise the stakes, as they say. It's a poker term.
Let's do it.

Speaker 4 Anti-up.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 3 Because this time it's personal. Who killed my wife? This time it's personal.
Who killed my wife? I like it.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 Bill Devane can come in and play Ted Danson's part.

Speaker 3 Sure. Why not?

Speaker 4 That sounded like a good Bill Devane impression.

Speaker 3 I think I was trying to do a Harrison Ford and the Fugitive, but he said, I didn't kill my wife. He wasn't concerned with who did it.
He just wanted to say, like, I didn't do it. It wasn't.

Speaker 3 I didn't kill my wife. I don't care.

Speaker 3 Want me to do the whole movie for you? I'll do Joey Pants. Yes.
Hey, it's the fugitive over here.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I feel like this is a great season.

Speaker 3 I think this is my one-man show.

Speaker 4 I like it. It's called Season Zero.

Speaker 3 Season Zero.

Speaker 4 A Man on the Inside.

Speaker 3 Scott Ackerman performs the fugitive. Yes.
Yeah. I'm in.
I'll be there. Well, this is wonderful stuff.
A man on the inside. Oh, also, doesn't he find romance in this season? Is that tough? He does.

Speaker 3 So he's a man on the inside in two respects.

Speaker 4 Well, I don't know how inside he gets.

Speaker 3 I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 There's a whole episode where we talk details.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Give me all the deets, daddy.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Give me all those dirty deets.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Mary Steenbergen comes in and plays this hot new thing.

Speaker 3 Oh, she's the greatest, isn't she? No. It did not work.
Don't like her. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Awful woman.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I mean, the two of them, incredible.

Speaker 3 Yeah. The best.
I've hung out with him on two occasions. Hung out is a little strong.
I was around them. You were around them.
Yeah. Once at a wedding and once because I worked with Mr.

Speaker 3 Danson and something. Oh.

Speaker 4 What did you work with? Mr. Duncan?

Speaker 3 I was on Cheers for 10 Seasons. Oh, I am so sorry that I never said congratulations.
I played Frazier. Oh,

Speaker 3 oh, I thought you were more of a Carla, but

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 3 But wonderful show. It's back on the air this Thursday on Netflix.
And how many episodes are we talking? It was eight last season, right? This is all from memory.

Speaker 4 You're doing great.

Speaker 3 I'm so proud of you. Eight last year.
How many we got this year? We're going to go eight again. Eight again.
Are you in every single episode? Nope. Uh-oh.

Speaker 4 But I got paid for all of them.

Speaker 3 And how many are you just on the phone while you're in your house? That's a great question.

Speaker 4 Maybe two.

Speaker 3 And Eugene plays your husband, right?

Speaker 4 Eugene plays my husband.

Speaker 3 Everything goes well there in your relationship. We're not dealing with your divorce or anything like that.

Speaker 4 No, no, thank God. Some things get shaken up, but my marriage is solid.

Speaker 3 Okay. Yeah.
Good.

Speaker 4 The kids being crazy again.

Speaker 3 Being crazy. You on the phone going, Dad, you got to get out of this community college.
This is too dangerous. Are you sure you weren't in the writer's room?

Speaker 3 Man on the inside, this Thursday,

Speaker 3 Netflix. We need to get to our next guest.
Can you stick around the whole show? Is that something you're prepared to do? I'll be here. Okay, great.
Let's get to our next guest.

Speaker 3 He is a broadcaster, I mentioned, a broadcaster of note.

Speaker 3 He played for the NBA, I believe, on the

Speaker 3 I think he played in Texas, perhaps,

Speaker 3 for the San Antonio Spurs. No?

Speaker 3 I don't know what teams he played with. I mainly know him as a broadcaster.
Also, I believe he's dead. I'm not quite sure, but please welcome back to the show Bill Walton.

Speaker 3 Scott Ackerman, what a delight and a gobble gobble to you, big dog. Gobble gobble to you.

Speaker 3 Oh, by the way, Mary Elizabeth, you are also on the Thanksgiving episode of the Comedy Bang Bang TV show, so you're a true November goddess here with Comedy Bang Bang.

Speaker 4 Oh, thank you. Yes, that gobble gobble made me feel right at home.

Speaker 3 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 What a joy for me to be in a room with the great Mary Elizabeth Ellis. One of the great Mary Elizabeths from Winstead to

Speaker 4 Master Antonio.

Speaker 3 Master Antonio, thank you so much. I had that on the tip of my tongue.
And remember in the abyss when she looked like she died and they gave her CPR for a full 10 screen time minutes?

Speaker 3 Scott, how many times have I told you? Spoiler alert on the abyss. I'm waiting for the right time to watch it.
You're waiting for the right cut to watch it.

Speaker 3 Yes, they haven't given me a cut of the abyss that I'm satisfied. Is that Cameron? Who's the abyss? Cameron is the abyss.
Oh, baby.

Speaker 3 I'm waiting for Cameron to come back in there and maybe throw some Navi in the movie and then I'm interested. Man.

Speaker 3 You see that interview where he was like, the Navi had to have big butts and beautiful breasts.

Speaker 3 I didn't see it. It was like people simply had to be attracted to the Navi.
And I couldn't have agreed more. That's why the man has made three of the biggest movies of all time, Scott Ackerman.

Speaker 3 I think that's the one way that people can find empathy for someone who's different from you is finding them attracted to the movie. That's the Cameron school of movie making.

Speaker 3 It's a dark place to go, but it keeps working, so he must know something, right, Scott Army. He's got to know something.
Yeah, remember that what's that true lies one?

Speaker 3 Boy, some funny stuff in there. Oh, my God.
And what about Curtis doing the Lord's work?

Speaker 3 That movie only works because you actually believe she's attracted to Arnold Schwarzenegger for the whole movie. I know.

Speaker 3 It's a hard, hard job. And she really loves the guy.
And it's like, okay, well, I believe you.

Speaker 3 No wonder she won the Oscar. Did she win for that? She didn't win for that.
She should have. She should.
I think it's like Scorsese's Oscar, where, you know, like they gave it to her for true lies.

Speaker 3 Yes, that's what everybody was saying. And Tom Arnold's next.

Speaker 3 Oh, I hope so. They didn't give him his True Lies Oscar, and he deserves it.
I've had this argument before, Scott Ackerman, if you don't mind me taking over the interviewing job here. Oh, sure.

Speaker 3 Yeah, go ahead. And I want to open it up to your guest as well.
Do you consider Arnold Schwarzenegger a sex symbol?

Speaker 3 I find him. He's a sexy guy.
I find him visually abhorrent, but what about you?

Speaker 4 I feel that he's been exploded out of a helicopter into my heart.

Speaker 3 Okay, wow. I love that.

Speaker 3 That's an incredible answer. Can you imagine in True Lies? Yes.
When

Speaker 3 Schwarzenegger's flying the jet plane that has a missile on it. And then he's got the villain on the missile and he goes, you're fired.
What if the guy on the missile said, you can't fire me? I quit.

Speaker 3 Then what would he have done?

Speaker 3 I'm stumped.

Speaker 4 Then the guy would have to climb in the jet and press the button himself and then get back to the missile to get himself off the jet.

Speaker 3 That's true. That's why they probably discussed it and realized it wouldn't be.
Or maybe they shot it. Oh, with Cameron, I'm sure they shot an option.
I'm sure they shot it.

Speaker 3 You got to shoot an option. You know better than me.
I haven't been shot. That's movie making.
You got to shoot sizes and options. Yes.
Okay. I don't even know sizes.

Speaker 3 Different frame sizes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, lots of inserts, too, just in case. You got to have something to cut, too.

Speaker 3 So it cut to hands holding a coffee cup. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 If I don't see an insert of the person touching the thing they're interacting with, I'm like, well, where did it go? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Or even more, if I don't see someone clearly photoshopped into a picture with the other person as a younger couple, I'm like, were they ever together in the past? Yep.

Speaker 3 You also have to, every scene, start with the main character coming from the bathroom and then end the scene with them going into the bathroom because you're going to have to use once. Because

Speaker 3 I don't know if you have this experience. I watch movies going, when are they going to the bathroom? We aren't seeing them going to the bathroom.
Yeah, yeah. These people never go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 What if the whole thing that you saw that Nicole Kidman is watching before AMC movies was scenes where people are walking into the bathroom and it keeps cutting back to her nodding like she loves movies?

Speaker 4 But they have great bathrooms at AMCs, and that's a selling point.

Speaker 3 Do they say so? Yeah, sure.

Speaker 3 Big,

Speaker 4 open.

Speaker 3 You maybe don't use the men's room there. I don't.
I don't know that they've ever taken out the paper towels from the men's room at the AMC bathrooms. You bring your own.

Speaker 3 You bring your own. And then you just put it on top of a little Jenga of filthy paper towels that all the men of Burbank have used, including Jay.

Speaker 4 And I'll see in the women's bathroom, you just stick your hands into popcorn. Like there's an extra

Speaker 4 popcorn there, and that's how you draw your hands.

Speaker 3 Incredible! Yeah, do they switch out the bucket per movie?

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, it's always like that. It's like the Wolverine with his open mouth.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Or like the

Speaker 4 Godzilla. What's the

Speaker 4 sandworm from

Speaker 3 Dune?

Speaker 4 Yeah, that you stick your hand in to get your popcorn out.

Speaker 3 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 Everything with these is just like

Speaker 3 something to stick your dick into when you get home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 I mean, I don't have a dick, so I'm going to fist it. But yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Is there a sense of enjoyment to that? Just kind of quietly fisting an inanimate object? Yeah. You should try to.
You learn something new every day. I will try it.
I wish I could right now.

Speaker 3 Scott, where the bucket's at.

Speaker 3 Is that the title of this episode? Where the bucket's at? Hey, Bill, what are you doing here?

Speaker 3 I'll tell you what I'm doing here. Welcome to the show.
I mean, it's great to have you on the show, but what's going on with you? Pleasure to be back.

Speaker 3 Look, why won't you let me and my boys hack in your backyard?

Speaker 3 We got the hacking sack. I got Trev.

Speaker 3 I got Case. Trev's here.
Trev's here. Big Lair.
And we want to hack somewhere, man. And we just want to hack in your backyard.
Why do you want to hack in the back?

Speaker 3 That might be the episode.

Speaker 3 That might be it.

Speaker 3 We're going to have to top that one.

Speaker 3 You just got the perfect yard for hack. You got hack room.
You got high ceilings.

Speaker 3 No ceilings in your backyard. Yeah, that's normally what you want in the backyard is the no ceilings.

Speaker 3 I mean, who knows?

Speaker 3 I mean, they could be at 40,000 feet. We have no idea.
That's true. Do you ever have like air traffic control saying you got to move your ceiling so we can get by here?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I can't recall, but

Speaker 3 I mean, there's, it feels like there's so many obstacles back there.

Speaker 3 The obstacles are the heart of hacks, Scott Ockerman. Don't you know? Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 3 Me and my boys just need two hours to hack in your backyard. We'll be as quiet as a mouse.
We just can't do it at my place. I don't know.
Every time you guys hack, I hear the hup. Oh, oh, nice one.

Speaker 3 Okay, I'll tell Trev to lighten up on the nice ones. He's just a supportive hacker.
Is that a problem for you? I, I, I, you know, it is interesting because, like, hacky sack, no one wins, right?

Speaker 3 It's not a competitive or everyone wins. That's a good point.
I mean, throw it down one time, Mary Elizabeth. That's exactly right.
Are there competitions? Like, are there, are, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 Like, can you go out there and

Speaker 3 play against other people?

Speaker 3 I am sick of competitions in this sick, crazy world, Scott Arkansas. You played in the NBA for how many seasons?

Speaker 3 God knows how many, but I think about an eight, but my back got fucked about five seasons into it, and then I just had to, you know, I was barely a shell of myself.

Speaker 3 But even you having to remember what teams I played for, that's not my value. Listen to Alan Watts, Scott Ackerman.
It's not about winning or losing. It's about the fun we had along the way.

Speaker 3 And so I am on a journey to do sports with no winners or losers. That's why I hack with the big dogs.
That's right. Who, and so Big Lair is there? Big Lair.

Speaker 3 Yes, Big what happened what happened to tiny lair because he was playing with you for a while uh tiny lair got stuck in what

Speaker 3 in a suitcase he was trying to join an ocean's 11 and he got stuck in a suitcase oh no it's too small or too big i don't know what the logic would be i guess the zipper broke i guess is what happened to he was trying to join an ocean he was trying to join well you know you you go to vegas and there's the people on the side with the cards and some of them are hitting the cards like this is a place where nasty people do nasty things right but some of them are like we need someone for our ocean's 11 we need someone for our ocean's 11.

Speaker 3 And you walk by and you go, okay, what do you need? A Bernie Mac type, a little guy who can climb around into things. A guy who eats all the time.
Yeah,

Speaker 3 acrobatic. Acrobatic.
Maybe just a guy who clearly thinks he's funny and works. Are you talking about the British guy?

Speaker 3 Whichever one it is. Or a puccino even, which is what I understand.
I think they all think they're funny, right? The Ocean's 11? Yeah. Well, they're just having fun.

Speaker 3 Don't you like watching rich people have fun? Scott Only. I love it, man.
It's one of my favorite things, and I really mean that. I don't know why it brings me so much.

Speaker 3 Rich people pretending to be poor people who then get rich in the movie. And so everything feels right with the world.
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 And the only way that we get some of the wonderful small budget movies out there, like Black Bag, is if we spend the big bucks on an Ocean's 11. That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 3 Watch big budget movies by guys who do a one for us, one for them. That's right.
Like Avatar with the Navi. Yes.
And so everybody, watch Avatar.

Speaker 3 We've got Fire and Ice coming out soon. They're fired Ivy.

Speaker 3 That's right. Scott, are you?

Speaker 3 Would you watch the first Avatar? Was there a moment where you said they could do this with fire also? Well, the first Avatar, they were in the air. Then the second one, they were in the water.

Speaker 3 Now they're in the fire.

Speaker 3 In four, what are they maybe they're in underground? What you're seeing before you is my mind being blown. I did not realize that they were in the air in the first one.
And I guess

Speaker 3 you're totally right. Yeah, up in the trees.
They should have put air in the title because I knew the second one was water because it's in the title. It's almost in the title.

Speaker 3 It should be avatar is what you're saying. It's a great note.
Could they redo it like Lived I Repeat?

Speaker 3 Just change the title for us. Thank you, Scott Aquaba.
That's a great idea. It's a great idea.
Everyone go see Avatar. It much like

Speaker 3 AI is propping up the entire industry. Yes.

Speaker 3 Our whole economy crashes if AI crashes.

Speaker 3 How long before we get an AI guest on Comedy Bang Bang? Oh, I would love that. Don't you think it would be fun? Sometimes I think you're an AI guest.

Speaker 3 What do you mean by that, Scott Aquaba?

Speaker 3 You're clearly dead.

Speaker 3 But, Scott, I don't know how many times I have to explain this. I died.

Speaker 3 Then I came back to Earth on the Comedy Bang Bang tour, realized I hadn't finished one of the things on my bucket list, making a TV show called Entourage about a boy who moves to LA with all of his aunts and makes it big.

Speaker 3 And now I'm trying to do that. And once I do it, I can go to heaven.
You can finally ascend or descend or whatever you think you're doing.

Speaker 3 Yes, and you're going to follow that journey on Eat Prey Dunk on Comedy Bang Bang World and seeing Mark Rennie.

Speaker 3 Were you a basketball fan, Emmy? No. No, you were not.
And so you've never seen, first of all, the most orange ball in sports. Yes.
Are you

Speaker 3 now? Didn't know that. Okay.
Nope. Nope.
Is there a more orange ball? If there is, I haven't seen it. I mean, I guess the one in the White House.

Speaker 3 Maybe you mean the Cheeto in Chief? No.

Speaker 3 Where did you think of it, Scott?

Speaker 3 I was eating some Cheetos the other day, and I was like, this is a little familiar.

Speaker 3 Well, I tell you what, Scott Ackerman.

Speaker 3 If you let me and the boys hack in the backyard, we'll just crash at your place tonight. How about that? That's not an enticement for me.

Speaker 3 Okay, DoorDash 50-50 split. Whatever you want in Los Angeles.
Wait, 50 to 50.

Speaker 3 There's five of you hacking. And I pay 50%.
And the six of us pay the other half. No, absolutely not.
Okay, well, I'm trying to meet you halfway. Compromise is the soul of wit, Scott Ackerman.

Speaker 3 Give me something. Give me.

Speaker 3 what do you have to offer uh okay um let's see I've got well I'm kind of in a fight with somebody on um

Speaker 3 Facebook marketplace right now because I overpaid for a Joe Rogan kettlebell um I can give you the Joe Rogan kettlebell for 45 bucks it's Joe Rogan's big head with the kettlebell handles how much did you pay for it $450 oh that's a deal that's 90% discount you think that's a deal that's what this guy's saying yeah I'm not any stronger or funnier no no no no it's a deal for Scott oh for Scott to have it thank you yes thank you so much for the support on that one, Mary Elizabeth.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I also feel like there is a benefit to maybe having these guys hack in your back.
I mean, you have a child. Don't you want her to see a

Speaker 3 woman

Speaker 3 with some sort of role model? She's like, all of their time hacking in your back? I guess. It's a great, it's a great place.

Speaker 4 Well, speaking of capitalism, I mean, that's a great way for her to understand that, like, not everybody out here trying to make money. That's right.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so not everyone can be a winner. Some people have to be losers.

Speaker 3 So you're saying we're all losers because we're not playing to win and we're trying to hack at your back right now? That's right. If you're not winners, you're losers.

Speaker 3 Who is that? I think that's the Cheeto-in-Chief. Oh, my God.
I think that's a wonderful idea. I appreciate the support on your end, M-E-E.

Speaker 3 And I'm wondering. Add a me in there.
What's that? Oh, no.

Speaker 3 Me.

Speaker 3 Me.

Speaker 3 It sounds like Mini Me. Yeah.
Boy, he was funny, wasn't he? Remember the rap?

Speaker 3 The one that, wait, does he rap in the middle of

Speaker 3 just the two of us? Just the two of us? I was in the theater with my friends, and I remember looking at them and saying, this is exactly our sense of humor.

Speaker 3 The first time I saw that suck at Austin Powers, my God. We in the franchise love to hear that.
Oh, that's right. I forgot.
Big back and gold member. That's right.
Big back and gold member.

Speaker 3 That's right. Big back and gold member.

Speaker 3 We in the franchise just love to hear that anyone enjoyed any part of

Speaker 3 what's your YTD on that job?

Speaker 3 How much money I've made on it? Yeah, exactly. When you're looking at that check, what's your YTD? I honestly do not know.
I could maybe get that information from you.

Speaker 3 Although I hate hosting while you do it, if you hate to bother my people with that kind of trivial. No, hit them up, hit them up.
What's my YTD? I gold member, baby.

Speaker 4 We just want to know if you made enough to afford a Joe Rogan kettlebell secondhand.

Speaker 3 It might be about $45. I'm not quite sure.

Speaker 3 My question,

Speaker 3 I had a question that was a great question. Oh, man.
Oh, back to your child watching us hack in the back. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I would say that's a great idea if she could still be behind a glass or inside the house or something. Because a lot of times if kids are watching, they accidentally become the hack.

Speaker 3 And we're so in it, we don't even know that. It's like during the World Series, those nets, you know, that are protecting everyone from the ball.

Speaker 3 It seems like they're just expanding and expanding because people keep getting hit with balls. That's why they're making them bigger.
I thought it was just big net.

Speaker 3 Going like, hey, we can make this a little bigger for you. Yeah.
But it's people get hit with balls. I think so, yeah.
I'm pretty sure. I didn't know that.
I was watching.

Speaker 3 But But then everyone's out there with their gloves because they want to be hit with the balls because they want to catch them, you know. I think they all want to join the teams.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Well, I've always said it. If you go to a baseball game with a glove, you should be able to jump the vents and go and field some ground balls during the game.
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 3 And if you're good, that's like an audition in a sense. You should be able to audition for anything that you're at at any given time.
And the manager should be there going, like, you know what?

Speaker 3 Take his place.

Speaker 4 Yeah, get out there.

Speaker 3 And I think

Speaker 3 the seed of the competition would make players play a lot. Look, what if Johe knows that that there's someone in the stands who's a hundred times more eager than him?

Speaker 3 He's going to try a little harder. Yeah.
Finally. Fight.

Speaker 3 Lazy.

Speaker 3 He just looks like. He's not even breaking a sweat.
Get off the bench, you know?

Speaker 3 Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. I was leaning over to people.
I'm in the nosebleeds, and I'm leaning over to people. And I'm like, get off the bench.

Speaker 3 Are you in the nosebleeds? You're one of sports' greatest broadcasters. I don't know about you as a player.

Speaker 3 One of the greatest as well.

Speaker 3 A two-time champion. Could have been one of the great centers of all time, if you ask me.
But anyway, they put me in the nosebleeds. I have tickets for the front row, but my nose bleeds.

Speaker 3 So they put me up there because it gets on everybody.

Speaker 4 It runs right down, runs all the way down to the fields. Yes.
It's a lot of blood.

Speaker 3 Yes, the fields are red with

Speaker 3 the blood of the wicked, which is me.

Speaker 3 And it's the wicked because I'm painted green because I've just seen the movie and had a black. Wicked for good, yeah.
Coming out

Speaker 3 a week from Wednesday.

Speaker 3 Is someone here to plug that? Yeah, nope. Just wanted to.

Speaker 3 I believe that's two weeks from Wednesday.

Speaker 3 Come on, man. We had a discussion about when this episode comes out right before we started this episode.

Speaker 3 My bee, my bee, big dog. All right, well, I'm down to hack.
Let's see. If we can find kind of because this is all about compromise, this will be a little.

Speaker 3 I am trying to compromise. You haven't given me anything other than the kettlebell.
The kettlebell has got his face on it? Kettlebell.

Speaker 3 What's something that you want, or like, what's something that, you know, Scott looks like he wants, you know, because I can't read you right now, Scott. Corndog.

Speaker 3 Corn dog, honestly, I would take a corn dog right now.

Speaker 3 No deal.

Speaker 3 It's no deal. I can't make that work.
You can't give up one of your corn dogs. Oh, I thought you were a vegetarian.

Speaker 4 You have so many corn dogs over there.

Speaker 3 I know, but I'm hoarding them. I'm hoarding the corn dogs because people are going to come for my corn dogs eventually.

Speaker 4 Zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 3 Exactly. Some sort of pleuribus situation going to happen?

Speaker 3 It's going to be pleuribus. And everyone's going to, first, everyone's going to go, this is very interesting.

Speaker 3 I'm glad the big man's making a different tone of show. I'm curious to see where he's going to go with it.
They're talking about Gilligan on that one. And then they're going to say, uh-oh.
Gilligan.

Speaker 3 Remember the skipper? Not really. I never watched it.
You never watched Gilligan? No, all I know is a three-hour tour from the Weird Al Song.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was black and white for a little bit, then it turned into color. And then everyone was like, what if that happened these days?

Speaker 3 Where you're watching a show for two whole years and it's just black and white. And then it turns into black and white.

Speaker 4 Yeah. It would have to go the other way, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, they'd have to reverse a show. Yeah.
A man on the inside. Maybe so.
A black and white. Season zero.
Although I guess Better Call Saul, a lot of that was black and white. That's true.

Speaker 3 So Gilligan did it.

Speaker 3 You are the synchronous man today. This guy.
Okay, so Gilligan is out there saying, like, I want to make sure everyone knows this is influenced by Gilligan's Island.

Speaker 3 So he films part of Better Call Saul in black and white. I think that's the only explanation.
I mean, you've got a closer into Odin Kirk than I do, but if you want, I can reach out and check in.

Speaker 3 Okay. We have a text once a year on his birthday on his birthday

Speaker 3 relationship, not on mine.

Speaker 3 And he texts you on his birthday, right? And he goes, wait on that text, Connie Boy.

Speaker 3 Exactly.

Speaker 3 Well, gosh, Bill, I don't think it's going to happen for you, although I do want that kettlebell. So this is just his face.
It's not his sweaty shirt from his last stand-up special.

Speaker 3 No, the shirt was inaccessible.

Speaker 3 It's, you know, that thing's worth a lot of money. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But because, you know, know, it makes you look so in shape. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's alpha or even Sigma kind of

Speaker 3 feel to it. I didn't know we threw it up to Sigma.
Which one's Sigma? Sigma is even better than Alpha. Really? That's where you want to be.
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 3 Well, I got to rush a new frat then. Me too.
I got a lot of work to do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Are you in a frat? Yeah. Which one are you in? I'm in AE Pie, the Jewish fraternity.
Oh, great.

Speaker 4 I actually met Kappa, Kappa, Gamma. And even though we're a sorority, we're actually a fraternity.

Speaker 3 What do you mean by that?

Speaker 4 We started before all the other sororities, so we're a fraternity.

Speaker 3 Yeah, because on the campus, it had to be called something else. Isn't fraternity, isn't the etymology of that, that it's

Speaker 3 a brotherhood? Sure.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. But

Speaker 4 they hadn't started any other sororities yet. So we were like, Gus, we'll be a fraternity.

Speaker 3 You were the founding member.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's incredibly impressive. That takes a lot of work and effort in.
1814. 1814.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 When everything was black and white.

Speaker 3 I've always wondered this. Around you, things are black and white.
Yep. You just, that's how you saw through your own eyes.
Yep. Until like right after World War II, right? Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 That right after that bomb exploded. Right.
And everything went. Everything was color.
Yeah. Amazing.
Well, gosh, Bill, I don't think it's going to happen, but so call up the boys and say,

Speaker 3 no-go, no dice. Fuck you.
Hey, Bill. You fucking prick.
What the hell, Bill?

Speaker 3 Hey, I fucking hate this guy. Bill, come on.
I asked for one nice thing. Fuck you.

Speaker 3 Fuck me, fuck you.

Speaker 3 Fuck me, fuck you. Fuck me, fuck you.
Fuck out, fuck yourself. Bill, we have to take a break.
I'll stick around. Okay, great.
We're going to take a break.

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Speaker 3 Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Mary Elizabeth Ellis is here.
A man on the inside comes back to our television screens or iPads or phones. I mean, we don't care.

Speaker 3 There's so many ways.

Speaker 3 Just watch it.

Speaker 3 Just watch it. Season two

Speaker 3 out this Thursday. Also, Bill Walton is here.
And I noticed the guys have arrived. You didn't call them off?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 well,

Speaker 3 we're on Apple texting, WhatsApp, and Signal. Oh, so, yeah.
And you've seen the

Speaker 3 things that are like the good Adam and the bad Adam. I think so, yeah.

Speaker 3 I think one of your friends is in it. Yeah, I think so.
It's like a guy named Adam and another. Two friends of the show.
They've both been on this show. I forget which Adams they are.

Speaker 3 Adam Brody hasn't joined the Three Timers Club yet. Things are going great for him.
Oh, good for him.

Speaker 3 He's only on the call.

Speaker 4 I also want a Netflix show. So come on.
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 It's top lining it, of course. You're on the phone in several scenes.
I'm going to say this right now, actually, Scott Ackerman.

Speaker 4 I bet he's number two on the call sheet, and so am I.

Speaker 3 Oh, really? I think Brody's too. Oh, yeah, he is.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. KB is up there at number one.
Yeah, I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 I'm going to say this right now, Scott Ackerman, and this is going to go viral. Okay.
Are you ready for this? Oh, shit. All right.
Here we go. I, a Jewish man,

Speaker 3 audition for a character on that show, a Jewish character.

Speaker 3 Bill Walton is auditioning

Speaker 3 for Netflix. You got it? I'm submitting.
I'm auditioning. Okay.
And lo and behold, who do they cast? Timothy Simons, one of the least Jewish men I've ever met.

Speaker 3 I was on an improv team with this guy, and he couldn't have,

Speaker 3 I had to miss a practice for Yom Kippur, and he had no idea what I was talking about. And here he is wearing, and I'll say it, and you can believe it if you need, Jew face

Speaker 3 on this show, making millions of dollars. I'm assuming I don't know the Netflix pay rate.
Millions. Well, I...

Speaker 3 A poor, poor, poor man. Poor dead man.
Who only came back to life to try to get his show on the air. Can't even get his entourage show on the air.

Speaker 3 And then Timothy rubs it in my face by doing a commercial that's all about how nice his car is. And it's so nice his parents think he's richer than he is.

Speaker 3 I think this guy is not even in the One Timers Club. How? I think he's.
Can you have us on together and we'll get into it about this? Yeah, I would love that actually.

Speaker 3 I think we'll break some stuff down. That's what the people want.
Yes, maybe the holiday episode. Just fire everybody.

Speaker 3 Has he been on this? Maybe he's been on once. Oh, I think he was on once.
A forgettable appearance.

Speaker 3 This was a full calendar year before M.E. was on the show.
This was in April of 2014.

Speaker 4 I can't believe anything ever happened before I was on this show. I know, yeah.

Speaker 3 I can't remember anything before that. There's definitely B-M-E-E-E and A-M-E-E.
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, Bell Movement, what? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Was Anthony Little Trot song? Bell Movement, what?

Speaker 3 All right, we need to get to our next guest. She's a Till,

Speaker 3 sorry, a team building expert, not a Till Beaming expert. She's been on the show once before.
Please welcome back to the show, Chrisette.

Speaker 13 Hi, I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for having me.
And I think I'm here at like probably the exact right time because I'm sensing a little bit of tension in this room.

Speaker 3 A little disharmony, yeah. Yeah, so we got into a big fuck me, fuck you off.

Speaker 13 Yeah, there's something happening. And I just, so a little bit of background, I'm a team building expert.
I get teams together from all kinds of companies.

Speaker 3 You don't build them, you get them together.

Speaker 13 Right. They're already built, but sometimes they're not gelled or glommed.
And they're not knowing how to work together, right? So we got to get them in a room.

Speaker 13 We got to do some team building expert work.

Speaker 3 What's that now?

Speaker 3 Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 13 Oh, some team

Speaker 13 building expert work.

Speaker 3 Right. Okay, I do have

Speaker 13 a little bit of one confession.

Speaker 3 Yeah, oh, yeah. Wow.

Speaker 13 So I was working with the surgeons from Cedar Cyanai last night, and we did an amazing team building workshop. And we were gelling and glomming so much.

Speaker 13 We were clumped and glommed, and we really wanted to keep the momentum going. So we went out and after the team building.

Speaker 3 Oh, wow.

Speaker 13 We went out all night, and I have not been in yet. So I'm still out.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay.

Speaker 13 I thought I was at a bar right now, but I...

Speaker 3 And then I introduced you?

Speaker 13 I thought that.

Speaker 3 You just thought that you were getting bad service at a bar. I just thought I was at a bar.
I wonder why you were waving a 20 around.

Speaker 13 And then nobody was paying attention. And then I started hearing a conflict.
And so I got interested because I like to build and glom after I hear something.

Speaker 3 No, you were booked on the show a long time ago. I'm, I'm, frankly, I'm amazed you showed up.
Are you in a self-driving car?

Speaker 13 I was in a waymo, but I did have your address in my contacts. And so it sent me here.
I thought I was going to birds.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay. Birds.
Were they hula hoop on the table? They dance on the tables there and everything. Boy.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 These are level references.

Speaker 13 I needed like some chicken. And so,

Speaker 3 but here I am. I want some morning chicken.

Speaker 13 I wanted some morning chicken but i'm so happy to be here instead well i'm glad you're here because honestly there's some disharmony between bill and i am me and i yeah yeah me bill

Speaker 3 and you i think that there's some really some good um team building we can do here let's do it i'm so sorry that you're not uh feeling uh at your best no i feel amazing i literally feel amazed i mean yeah i mean you're obviously still kind of drunk for you

Speaker 13 no thank you so much yeah there's so much glitter on your face we went to so after Cedars Surgeons sesh, we started at

Speaker 13 Woods, Woody Harrelson's Weed Lounge. Oh, so then we started there, and then we popped over to Boa's Steakhouse.
Oh, had a nice little steak.

Speaker 13 Then we went to the Abbey, and things got a little out of control.

Speaker 13 And then we popped over to the Scientology Center just to grab some brochures.

Speaker 13 And then we went to the Valley.

Speaker 3 All the way to the Valley. You're going all across LA.

Speaker 13 We went to the Valley, and I thought that dimples was still open, but apparently it is permanently closed. It's where you do karaoke.
Karaoke, yes.

Speaker 13 So I did just pop everybody into the street and we did a little karaoke in the street.

Speaker 3 Okay, how did you have any walking tracks?

Speaker 4 I want to know your song. What's your go-to?

Speaker 13 Well, I have a confession in me-e.

Speaker 3 Oh, you have a lot of confessions. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 13 I am also a Kava-Kaba-Kama.

Speaker 3 Whoa.

Speaker 13 We are sisters in the Mystic, Brothers in the Mystic Bond. Are you really?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 4 No wonder you're drunk at breakfast.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 13 Yes. and so our sorority song was like a prayer oh madonna

Speaker 3 so madge madge so that's my song oh oh bill you don't like that song it's a blasphemous song and an even more blasphemous why uh there was so much controversy around the music video leave catholicism alone and i believe wasn't she using a crucifix in the tour behind that to to to maybe do something to stimulate her uh

Speaker 13 nobody says what you have to do with that thing you could do whatever you want with that Well, it's just a difference of opinion.

Speaker 3 To me, I think that's the that's a that's a that's a cross too far to bear.

Speaker 13 Oh, you're offended.

Speaker 3 Pun unintended.

Speaker 13 Okay, well, this is a brave space, and you're allowed to say exactly what you want.

Speaker 3 It's a what space? Brave.

Speaker 3 Brave.

Speaker 3 I am nose to nose with you on that one.

Speaker 13 Okay, let's get out of. Does anyone have a penny?

Speaker 3 I mean, they stopped making them a while back. So

Speaker 3 I mean, I have my penny collection.

Speaker 13 Well,

Speaker 13 this is a exercise called Penny for Your Thoughts. Okay.
Does anyone have a penny?

Speaker 3 This is like a 1919 B that is silver when they were just

Speaker 3 any coin waiting. There you go.
I won't make him out of zero.

Speaker 13 This is a perfect exercise for team building and getting to know each other.

Speaker 3 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 13 M-E-E. Yes.
So what's the date on that penny?

Speaker 3 I know, I know, I know, I know. Hey, I know it.

Speaker 3 Try, go.

Speaker 3 1959.

Speaker 4 Wrong 14.

Speaker 13 Just 14. 1459? Yeah.

Speaker 3 1459.

Speaker 13 Okay, so here's the exercise. What is a memory you have from that year?

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Now it's over pretty hard.
I need a date, though.

Speaker 4 Oh, it's been a minute, and I already said I don't believe that anything happened before I was ever on comedy.

Speaker 3 But you are an immortal. We haven't covered that on the show yet.

Speaker 4 No, I don't like to talk. I don't like to talk about it.
I like to brag.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But

Speaker 4 stones.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay. I love that.
A lot of stones back there. So many stones.

Speaker 13 You loved working with stones and with different materials. You could throw a rock without

Speaker 3 stones. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 And it was pre-black and white.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Oh, pre-so-you just saw like sea.

Speaker 13 So what is it? Clear?

Speaker 3 Yep, clear. Speaking of cyclones.

Speaker 13 Wow. Amazing.
Well, I feel like I got to know her so much better.

Speaker 3 I was asking. Thank you.
Yeah, you're so well done.

Speaker 3 I would knew that she was very selfish with the penny and that I had the right date and nobody said good job to me. That's what I learned.

Speaker 3 I have a penny here. Okay, great.

Speaker 3 2014.

Speaker 13 2014. I would love to hear what was a great memory from that year for you.

Speaker 3 Tim Simons came on Comedy Bang Bang. Okay.

Speaker 3 And did an incredible episode with Matt Walsh was there.

Speaker 3 Anyone could do a good episode with Matt Walsh. Yeah, I don't think either of them did characters.
It was.

Speaker 3 I'm talking about their new Veep podcast.

Speaker 3 I think they were actually, or they had some sort of podcast going.

Speaker 3 I don't think it was Veep yet.

Speaker 13 Well, I think podcasts, I'm just gathering, are a fantastic way to gel and glom. Am I wrong?

Speaker 3 Can I ask you? I don't really know what glom means. Like, when I think of glomming, it's like someone glomming up.

Speaker 3 Right? Here's the look again.

Speaker 3 Here's the look again. Let the

Speaker 13 fraternity girls explain it. Okay.
Glomming is when you get together in a group and you really glom up. What does glom mean to you?

Speaker 3 I think he was asking what it means to you, actually.

Speaker 13 What it means to me is like to gel

Speaker 13 or to stick.

Speaker 3 And what was or to glue. Have you heard of glue? I've heard of it.
I love the stuff.

Speaker 13 Me too.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 13 it's like putting things together and it's like you're not separate anymore. You're glommed to each other.
Okay. You're clinged, you're glommed, sometimes to an unhealthy degree, and that's fine.

Speaker 3 Okay, you want me to unhealthily glom myself to scott? Yes.

Speaker 13 Another word that I learned from the Cedars surgeons last night is coagulate.

Speaker 3 Coagulate a lot like what blood does.

Speaker 13 That's right. So that's another way to say it, and I'll probably use that in my roster now.

Speaker 3 Okay. Because of words.

Speaker 3 I would love to coagulate and glom off of Scott Ackerman. And I am trying to.
I don't think it's reciprocal, though. See, what if someone wants to glom on you and you don't want to be glommed?

Speaker 3 That's a really good question.

Speaker 13 That's what we call old oil and water. That's right.
And a really good exercise for that is, does anyone have an egg?

Speaker 3 I mean, I have three right over there. Is that enough? Do you have a spoon? I mean, I only have two spoons.

Speaker 13 Okay, well, let's use one with words then. Does anyone have two tooths and one lie?

Speaker 3 Two tooths? Two truths. Yes.
And a lie.

Speaker 13 Or does anyone have a ski that we could put shots into and we can all do the shots together?

Speaker 3 I think that's what you were doing last night. I don't think that had a relationship.

Speaker 13 It really is so good for you.

Speaker 3 It did bring you guys together.

Speaker 13 It does. You all have to work as a team to get that shot.

Speaker 3 Are they still with you, by the way? Did they come over with you? Because we have a different group who seems to arrive in the middle.

Speaker 13 I see them back there and they're hacking away.

Speaker 4 The surgeons are back at surgery, you know?

Speaker 13 Some of them had to go to surgery surgery and cock at. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but I see some guys with masks back there. Oh, no, that's that looks like Big Trev actually has a mask on.
Where the mask is that? Well, he's just being COVID safe. And then that

Speaker 3 COVID, so he's got COVID. Yeah, so he puts on his ghost face mask.

Speaker 13 And then that's Dr. Michelson back there, the hand surgeon.
Dr.

Speaker 3 Michelson. I tell you what, that guy could work a shoulder in the hack.
Yes. Look at that.
Yeah. He's a what surgeon.
A hand surgeon. Wonderful.
You should be a foot surgeon with that technique.

Speaker 3 Scott taught me that pickup line when he was reading the game. Yeah.

Speaker 4 You should be a foot surgeon with that technique.

Speaker 3 Yes. Yes.
It's like how Jeff Goldblum always compliments people's hands and says they should play piano. Scott thought of his version of that.

Speaker 3 Because I've never noticed that about it. He does that once per movie, right? Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 A few times in the fly, but you just can't understand it near the end. I'm loving this.
We're all laughing. I do love this.

Speaker 13 We're all laughing together. Can I have some of that water?

Speaker 3 I had two folk glams. You want some of which water?

Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm I'm really thirsty.

Speaker 13 There you go.

Speaker 3 Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 Can I say, I don't know if you're responsible for this, but your Waymo is getting a DUI out there right now.

Speaker 13 Oh, no, that's good.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's good.

Speaker 13 I like to defer my DUIs.

Speaker 3 I don't know why.

Speaker 13 I have to say, I don't like Waymos because I miss people.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 13 When I'm in them.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 3 It's the human touch.

Speaker 13 I know I like to be with people. I don't like to be alone.

Speaker 3 You seem like a real people person.

Speaker 13 I am. I love people.

Speaker 3 You did your whole big thing last night, then you spent all night with the surgeons, and then you just rolled up right here.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I love to get groups together. I love to talk to people.
It's my favorite thing in the whole world.

Speaker 3 You said, Crochette, though, that you maybe have a fear of being alone.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 3 Really?

Speaker 13 Mm-hmm. No.

Speaker 3 You seem

Speaker 3 shaken by the rattle.

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 3 No. No.

Speaker 3 What percentage of the day are you just alone?

Speaker 13 What's another exercise we can do? Oh, boy.

Speaker 3 I mean, you're the one who knows the exercises.

Speaker 13 Okay, listen, I don't have a lot of alone time. I go home to my roommates and we all hang.

Speaker 3 How many roommates do you have?

Speaker 13 I have 14 roommates.

Speaker 3 14. That's a lot of

Speaker 3 a statement.

Speaker 13 It's an amazing house in the hills.

Speaker 3 Okay. It's kind of like the American Apparel House.

Speaker 4 Yes. Oh, my God.

Speaker 13 Yeah, we all wear a lot of tights.

Speaker 4 So fun.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it's really fun. We're models.

Speaker 3 What makes it the American Apparel House? Does Dov Charney own it? Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And then the great thing about it is I think you can have sex anytime you want. That's right.

Speaker 3 And I'll say that. I'm in one of those houses where you can't do that.

Speaker 4 Oh, no. You got to get an assignment.

Speaker 3 That's not by choice, actually.

Speaker 4 Yeah, neither is this.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay.

Speaker 13 No, but I really got my experience living in a house like this from the fraternity. Yeah.
When we lived

Speaker 3 in,

Speaker 13 we slept in a cold dorm or a warm dorm. Did you have this?

Speaker 3 Is that like hot yoga and regular yoga?

Speaker 13 It's like you choose, we all slept in one big room. Oh, okay.

Speaker 13 And you can either choose the hot room or the cold room and and so you all sleep in there depending on if you sleep warm or if you sleep warm you can choose which one how many people choose the hot room uh 50 50 or 50 people oh okay and then is it only one person in the cold room and that's why it's cold no there are 50 people in there too so it's even split you keep the windows open

Speaker 3 In which room? In the winter room.

Speaker 3 This current house sounds incredible.

Speaker 3 I, of course, am happily married to my wife, who is currently exploring other people, but I am fine monogamously, so I won't need sex all the time, but I'd love to move into this American apparel house.

Speaker 3 Life said, look, I hate the guy Dove Charney, but ever since he left that place, I can't find a goddamn good hoodie anywhere.

Speaker 3 Right? They used to be zip-ups.

Speaker 13 Yes. Come on.

Speaker 3 Come on.

Speaker 13 Those zip-ups sound good.

Speaker 3 So soft, so comfortable.

Speaker 3 I keep telling the Upright Scissors Brigade Theater, if you don't bring that hoodie back, I'm not doing shows here you're not doing shows already here and then i go to birds and i order a nice dry lavage and a wet bean soup

Speaker 13 what's the dry lavage

Speaker 3 it comes standard there

Speaker 3 yeah you just say that get me the chicken and it's that you probably thought that it was some sort of uh brillo pad or something on the side of your plate but it's the it's the bread that comes next to your chicken people who live in one part of la are loving everyone i tell you everyone comes here they want to see comedy and then they go to birds because they're like i keep hearing about this dry lavash on comedy bang bang i have to try it.

Speaker 3 And it's like, you can, but the body, the security guard's going to put his hand on your lower back every once in a while.

Speaker 13 Oh, I met him last night.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay. Yeah.
Let that go. Well, you still have the handprint on your back.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he really got on there.

Speaker 3 I hope he got by behind you, even though there was a ton of space.

Speaker 13 Yeah. No, there was a ton of space.
But the surgeons were, they beat him up for me.

Speaker 3 Oh, man, I wish I had my crew won't. We're all pacifists.
Yeah. That's sure.
So we try to do peaceful means. I'm sorry, I need some team building here.
Yes.

Speaker 13 Oh my god, I would love it.

Speaker 3 MEE keeps changing my volume on my headphones. Okay.
I think she thinks she's changing hers, and it's really making me pissed off.

Speaker 4 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I definitely knew what I was doing.

Speaker 3 Okay, I have a dude. Are you turning him down or up? Yes.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 13 I have an amazing work through for this. Okay.
Does anyone have a potato sack?

Speaker 3 I have about 12 over there in the corner. Okay, nice.

Speaker 13 Well, we're going to get you guys in one potato sack, and you're going to hop from one side of the room to the other, okay?

Speaker 3 In the same sack, in the same sack.

Speaker 4 One leg in the sack?

Speaker 13 No, both legs in one sack.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I have an extra wide sack. In sack.
Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 4 I feel like he has a lot of sack experience, and I don't know that I don't have that much sack experience.

Speaker 3 He's got hacky sack experience. I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 Does it translate? I've got all sack experience. Hacky sack, love sack, ball sack.
I've been all around.

Speaker 4 And see, I don't have a ball sack, so.

Speaker 3 That's right, yeah. Well,

Speaker 3 previously

Speaker 13 him talk about sack and you relate.

Speaker 3 Get in the sack. Oh, don't in the shark.
I'm in the shark, oh my god. Hold on.
Let me ride this.

Speaker 4 I gotta write this.

Speaker 3 Get in the sack.

Speaker 3 Get in the sack.

Speaker 13 You get in the sack.

Speaker 4 I'm face first.

Speaker 3 How am I supposed to?

Speaker 3 Are we doing face to foot?

Speaker 3 Yeah, crotch to crotch. I'll stand on it.
Get in the sack 69.

Speaker 13 69 sack.

Speaker 4 All right. It's early, but okay.

Speaker 13 And I'll wiggle, and you guys are going to wiggle.

Speaker 3 Emmy's getting in the sack.

Speaker 4 I want to make sure I get asked back for a fourth time here.

Speaker 3 They're both in the sack. What do you want them to do now?

Speaker 13 They're going to hop from one side to the other side of the room.

Speaker 3 Okay. Okay.
So

Speaker 13 it looks like and we're going to cheer.

Speaker 3 Your feet are out, Bill. So maybe you'll hop.
I'll hop against gravity. Okay, and you need to turn upside down, Emmy.

Speaker 4 No, no, I stand upright. He's got to hold his hands on my kind of waist above.
So we're crotch to crotch.

Speaker 3 I don't want to do any improprieties here. I will do my hands around your waist, but not touching it the way Keanu Reeves takes photos with Witman.

Speaker 3 Okay, so you're just going to hold your hands up so they're visible the entire time? Yes, yes, yes. I appreciate that.

Speaker 13 Okay, now get to hopping.

Speaker 3 Okay, here we go. Oh, fuck.

Speaker 3 Ugh,

Speaker 3 we're almost there. Keep going.
Wow.

Speaker 3 I actually really like this.

Speaker 3 Bill, Bill, me, me, me. Thank you.

Speaker 4 More cheering.

Speaker 3 Yay!

Speaker 3 I feel like we did it. You guys.

Speaker 4 How are you doing? You were not fucking lying about that nosebleed.

Speaker 3 But you know, that is a lot of blood. Yeah, my studio is covered with blood, right? Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 3 If you have a tissue subway, I could use a tissue black. I don't have any tissue.
All these potato sacks. So many natures.

Speaker 3 Could I use the eggs? I don't, though.

Speaker 13 But can I lift one thing up? Oh. That you stopped thinking about the drama.
You stopped thinking about who was changing the audio.

Speaker 4 We actually really did.

Speaker 3 How do you guys feel about each other right now?

Speaker 3 Tepid.

Speaker 3 Is it a one-word answer?

Speaker 3 You can do two or three. Two or three or seven.

Speaker 4 Or seven. Not more than seven.

Speaker 3 More than seven.

Speaker 13 No, not more, please.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Try to keep it seven.
Shit. Try to keep it seven.

Speaker 3 Fuck sucker, motherfucker. What? Wow.

Speaker 4 Are you possessed like in the exorcist? What's happening?

Speaker 3 I was doing George Carlin Seven Words You Can't Say on TV. He's like forgot after the fourth one.

Speaker 3 I don't know if this is one of them.

Speaker 3 Look,

Speaker 3 I do feel a little closer. My face really hurts.

Speaker 3 I will say I feel like I lost.

Speaker 3 I don't even, I feel like the end of the movie Old, where the couple who was having an affair against each other got so old and they said, we don't even remember what we were fighting about. Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 That's kind of

Speaker 3 the movie.

Speaker 13 This is sounding like you're glommed.

Speaker 3 You guys are glommed.

Speaker 3 Yeah. This is how glommed feels.

Speaker 3 We're really in the first place. We're really coagulating.
Yes. Unlike your nose.
Incredible. Now, you and I weren't in the sacks together, so I still say fuck you.

Speaker 3 You'll never be in the sack with me. Fuck you, man.
Fuck you. Fuck me.
Fuck you. Fuck me.
Fuck me. Fuck you.

Speaker 3 Can you stick around, Bill?

Speaker 3 For the duration. Oh, okay, great.
We need to take a break. Cruchet, very good team building.

Speaker 13 Thank you very much. I'm honored.

Speaker 3 I'm honored.

Speaker 3 Built this house. Yeah, I don't think you built built anything.
You just kind of glommed everything together. But you could maybe change yourself to a team glommer expert or

Speaker 13 I'll change my website right now.

Speaker 3 Okay, wow. She's very adept.
She's on Canva. She's doing the whole thing.

Speaker 3 Well, we need to take a break. When we come back, we have a stand-up comedian just to lighten the mood a little bit.
Thank God. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Very tense here, but it looks like we...

Speaker 13 Also, they have an amazing bagel bar at Scientology Center after this if we want to hit up.

Speaker 3 You don't need to sell me. Let's all go.

Speaker 13 Yeah, we don't have to sign up for anything. We just go in.

Speaker 3 You can sign up, though, if you want. You can if you want.

Speaker 3 We should hop over in your potato socks. Yeah, that would be so fun.
They wouldn't know what to do with us. Yeah.

Speaker 3 These guys are too weird for us.

Speaker 3 All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Mary Elizabeth Ellis, more Bill Walton, more Crushette, and a stand-up comedian.

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Speaker 3 Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Mary Elizabeth Ellis, a man on the inside, is back for season two on this Thursday.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 we're at a community college. Is he a professor there? What is he? What's he up to?

Speaker 4 He is, yeah, he's pretending to be a professor.

Speaker 3 Of what?

Speaker 4 Architectology.

Speaker 3 Architectology. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, this sounds like a dynamite show. Plus, we have Bill Walton who's trying to sell Entourage with the aunts.
Yes.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 I guess auditioning for other shows in order to get his foot in the door. If I can, I feel like the best way to sell a TV show is to audition for

Speaker 3 series regulars on other shows. Sure.
We also have Crushettes here, a team glomming expert.

Speaker 3 That's right. You've changed the website, I noticed.
Thank you so much. This is gorgeous.

Speaker 13 Did you see that I worked with Dave's Hot Chicken last week?

Speaker 3 Oh, you did? Dave's Hot Chicken last night? Was this before the surgeons?

Speaker 13 It was before the surgeons, but we all met out.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay. Yeah, I've noticed their website now says Dave's Mild Chicken.
Did you? Is that something you did?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I thought we don't want to be too hot.

Speaker 3 Don't want to be too hot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's keeping me away, honestly. Right.
From eating at Dave's. Yeah.
I don't want to be hot.

Speaker 13 Not everybody wants hot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's what I always say about chicken. Not everyone wants hot.
I hate going to a chicken place. It doesn't even say there are hot.
Do you want to burn yourself?

Speaker 3 Yes. Who wants to do that?

Speaker 4 No, thanks. Not on chicken.

Speaker 3 I mean, what do you want to burn yourself on?

Speaker 4 A stove.

Speaker 3 Do you want that?

Speaker 4 I mean, sometimes it makes you feel alive.

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 3 Absolutely. If you're not touching a hot stove once every once in a while, just to know that you're alive.

Speaker 3 How are you going to appreciate the times that you're not burned, you know, with a third-degree burn?

Speaker 3 Exactly.

Speaker 4 Gratitude practice. Exactly.

Speaker 3 Well, we need to get to our next guest. This is exciting.
He's a stand-up comedian here to lighten the mood a little bit. Please welcome for the first time on the show, Lotto Bosco.

Speaker 3 Hello, my little roses.

Speaker 3 I hope you bought your comedic appetites.

Speaker 3 Because I got that laughable buffet.

Speaker 3 Yeah, comedic appetites. Yes, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 We're ready to laugh. Lotto Bosco, so great to have you on the show.
Yeah, I've been in the game for a long time, my little bobbies. And I got a big old show at the Mall of America.

Speaker 3 Oh, at the Mall of America. I got it.
So tippets, baby. Okay, out there in Minnesota.
Yeah. You ever been to seen the comedy club inside of the Mall of America? I have.
I have, yes.

Speaker 3 Nick Swartzen said it was a good club. Yeah, I'm performing right next to it in the world of socks, baby.
Oh, the world of socks. Yeah, baby.
Every type of sock you imagine.

Speaker 3 Think of a socks colour, something.

Speaker 3 Short?

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 3 Go ahead. Think of any other type of socks.

Speaker 4 I was thinking tall.

Speaker 3 Knee length.

Speaker 13 Yeah. The green width, the little curls on the edges.

Speaker 3 You better believe that. Ruffles? Yeah.
You better believe that the world is going to have a little bit of ruffles. We're not a boss go make it a joke.

Speaker 3 What about Sox had pictures of ruffles potato chips, but not actual ruffles on the

Speaker 3 let me go on Google potato or S A I so it's quicker for me.

Speaker 3 They got that up in there, baby. They got that up in there.
Big time. That was the AI answer.
What about that big? It said big time.

Speaker 13 They said big time on the site.

Speaker 3 I programmed my chat GPT. You know how you can train your chat GPT to talk to you how you like? Yeah.
I train mine to only say big time.

Speaker 3 How often does it say big time then? 90% of the time? 100% of the time. I don't know if I would trust the information coming out of that.
Well, a lot of things that I thought were true actually

Speaker 3 are not. And a lot of things that I didn't think happened are happening.
Wow. It's like Gabe Leidman being

Speaker 3 one of our most... Yes.
Oh, I thought you raised your hand.

Speaker 3 You're raising the microphone stand. Oh, yeah, I was.
But you're so tall that when you reach up to something, it happens all the time. It's like you're raising it.

Speaker 3 I'm always answering questions that I don't have the answer to. But I'm usually just raising my microphone stand.

Speaker 4 Well, what are you in school for?

Speaker 3 Currently? Yeah. Oh, I am taking a pre-calc.

Speaker 3 Post-Calc as well, right? And post-Calc. And I'll tell you what.
You just want to work on it.

Speaker 3 What about present calc?

Speaker 3 I had a lot of trouble staying. I had to drop it.
I couldn't stay present calculated.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Okay.
That's reminding me. Okay.

Speaker 3 And this could be. Yes, a lot of Bosco.
I've been in the game for a long time, so I have a bit about any type of thing. And I have a mathematics joke.
If you guys want to hear it.

Speaker 3 You have a what joke? Mathematics. Mathematics joke.
Oh, okay. Okay.

Speaker 3 When seven walked into the club to have a little party with number nine,

Speaker 3 how come number eight felt so alone?

Speaker 3 Is this a variation on the seven, eight, nine? They weren't glommed?

Speaker 3 Because big time.

Speaker 3 I do have to confess something. Yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 3 I feel like Usher here. There's so many confessions.
I feel like we're on the bachelor. At this point, Chad GPT is writing the punchlines, and I write the setups to the jokes.

Speaker 3 You got to do that the reverse way. Have Chad BGT write the setup and me write the

Speaker 3 truth. Honestly, that one didn't really make a lot of sense.
Okay. Let me try one.
It just said big time, which you've trained your Chat GPT. to say.
It got me a setup now. Let me try this one.

Speaker 3 Big time, women are different than men. Okay.
I mean, this is fertile ground for comedy. I don't think that's a bad.
I don't think I've ever heard anything. Yeah, baby.

Speaker 3 Okay, in what ways are the difference? Okay, let's find that out right now. You're entering it into chat GPT.
Well, I'm typing in, give me the setup for how different are men from women.

Speaker 3 This is the punchline, but yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 Scott kind of did that work for you. Okay.

Speaker 3 Let me see if I got this right because I've been in the game for a long time. How long?

Speaker 3 How long? Can I ask what you say? A long time, but that could mean anything because, like, in the course of human history, that's just a blip. Okay.

Speaker 3 So, in terms of human history to 45 years old, I'm 45 years old. Okay.
And I did my first joke when I came out of my mummy. Oh, what was that joke? Do you remember? I want to know.

Speaker 3 And the doctor says, Uh-oh, sounds like we got a case of this baby. It's funny

Speaker 3 with the diagnosis.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And he diagnosed me with other stuff as well, but I don't talk about that.
What's going on? Do you still have any of it?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 4 I would think so. Yes.

Speaker 3 I'll tell you this. I am very curious about anyone that says that they're a stand-up, I say you're taking a huge risk.
Sure. You know, you're doing something honorable.
It's the most important thing.

Speaker 3 It's very honorable.

Speaker 3 Yeah, brave space.

Speaker 13 Mind melt.

Speaker 3 We just said vulnerable. Yes, I said vulnerable.
Vulnerable, yes. Yeah, you learn all about my melb.
If you do step impuff comedy, and 90% of my set.

Speaker 13 Your melb?

Speaker 3 If you do my melb,

Speaker 3 get it through your head. If you do my melb,

Speaker 3 you're going to be able to work that into your set at the world of sets. So I do a lot of mind melbing in my set.

Speaker 3 Some people do crowd work.

Speaker 3 I say, excuse me, miss. Say a word after I try it.
Yeah, this will be an example of my crowd work. Let's do it.
One, two, three. Big

Speaker 3 time.

Speaker 3 Okay, I don't think it was

Speaker 3 pretty funny, though, right?

Speaker 3 That's not bad, Miss Trump. You said fickle and you said big time.

Speaker 3 It did make me laugh, but I don't know why.

Speaker 4 It didn't make me laugh that much, but I do feel like if I was surrounded by socks, I would have found it.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so that's something you probably work into your

Speaker 3 90, the other 90% of my stand-up comedy that's not my male or same big time, it's going to be about sops. Okay.
Can I ask the life of a touring stand-up? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 It doesn't sound like he's touring. It sounds like he's playing one venue.
Yeah, I tour a lot better. Oh, okay.
I have to go to my car to drive home. Okay.

Speaker 13 That's the tour? Yeah.

Speaker 3 What were you going to ask, Bill? Well, it's a lonely life. Even if you're just going to this show into your car, you know, you end up,

Speaker 3 people think you're so so gregarious because you're talking from an audience, but at the end of the day, you're all alone and people have to accept that.

Speaker 3 What's your family life like? Okay, so I got a couple of kids and I bring them with me for all of my comedy shows. Okay.

Speaker 13 Does the audience babysit?

Speaker 3 They are all babysitters. I only invite babysitters.
You only invite babysitters to your show. Do you have to pay them all?

Speaker 3 This sounds like an expensive comedy. I'm releasing a lot of money.
That's why I'm on the show. I gotta get some people that are in babysitters.

Speaker 3 Okay, or if you are a babysitter, just buy a ticket still,

Speaker 3 because I only need two babysitters, one for each boy. Okay, yeah,

Speaker 3 Scott, I remember Scott and I went to the

Speaker 3 comedy mothership when we were touring

Speaker 3 Texas. And I remember leaning over and saying, the laughs are here, but I'm missing some sort of paternal element

Speaker 3 inside of me, and I can't laugh as hard. I wish I was being sat by some sort of a babysitter.
Yes, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 3 Well, then you, Bebby, gotta come to the world of socks where I'm gonna play mind male with two babysitters

Speaker 3 for about a tight five hours. Five hours.
Oh, okay. That's not tight.

Speaker 3 That's a loose five. Right when the timer goes off, I say bye.
Okay. Just bye.

Speaker 3 I will come with your world of socks if you do have. I think I bled all over MEE's Ruth Bader Ginsburg socks knee-high.
So I don't know if you guys have to do that.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 3 They have those, though. Yeah, they do.
And I get for payment from World of Socks, my cut is that I get one copy of every single sock, baby.

Speaker 3 That's a lot of socks. When you've been in the game this long, you get one copy of every sop from World of Socks.
And you're only paying 50 babysitters for five hours.

Speaker 3 If I'm lucky.

Speaker 4 And you only have two children, or you only get sitters for the boys.

Speaker 3 I reach out to all babysitters in a Facebook group, and I say, I need to show up if you are ready.

Speaker 3 And then around 50 show up, and I have to pay them. Two are on the clock, and they play mind mail with me.

Speaker 3 And the other 48 people there just have a wonderful time, baby.

Speaker 3 I feel like I totally understand.

Speaker 3 I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 3 There's still

Speaker 13 sock shopping happening during the show.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. It's loud.
I got to compete with a lot of babies. A lot of transactions.

Speaker 3 Well, the problem is that a lot of mothers see a post for babysitters, and so they're coming and they're leaving the church. They're shopping for babysitters, too.
They're leaving their kids

Speaker 3 out of 48 while they go somewhere else. They're being taken advantage of.
You're paying 50 babysitters to babysit the entire neighborhood. But I get one copy of each sock.
How many socks do they sell?

Speaker 3 100.

Speaker 3 So you get...

Speaker 3 Are you just getting one sock or are you getting the pair?

Speaker 4 He's getting a copy.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Do you mean like a sheet of paper that

Speaker 3 they print out a picture? Xerox. They print out a Xerox picture of one of the socks.
Okay. And they say, if you sell 100 tickets, you get a picture of the other sock.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Otherwise, they keep it and it's their cut. Yeah, this is a bad deal.
I have to say, Lotto Bosco, you're getting taken advantage of by the entire community.

Speaker 3 I think that you might be right.

Speaker 3 I think we are right.

Speaker 3 I think we are right. I can't be asking ChatBPT how to do stuff no more.
No.

Speaker 3 Is it ChatGPT or Chappy GPT? Because this is a very different thing if it's a little robot. I'll use a little guy

Speaker 3 named Chap GBB. I was wondering what Chappy was up to since that movie.
You know, last I heard from him, he had a book. Really? That's what he says in the movie.

Speaker 3 Chappie has a book. Scott hasn't seen.
I'll take my word out.

Speaker 3 Bill, do you want to come on Scott Hasn't Seen and watch Chappie with me? It is one of the all-time great movies featuring the man and woman from DeAnt Word as two unlikely parents of a robot.

Speaker 3 And for this reason, I'm out.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay. What about you, Mr.
Wonderful?

Speaker 3 But I was going to ask Scott, you, I mean,

Speaker 3 and really,

Speaker 3 get your thoughts together. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 Oh, you brought up Chappie. Don't bring up Chappie and expect him to keep talking.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. Now you're just thinking about Chappie.
I literally see a thought bubble above your head, and there's a picture of Chappie in there.

Speaker 3 Right next to you, Jackman with a mullet and little shorts, which is his outfit in the movie.

Speaker 3 I'm back in, by the way.

Speaker 3 Scott. And I think, M-E-E, and I'm not sure about you as a team builder, but I know you two have connections to the comedy world.

Speaker 3 And I really think that what this man needs is just a show at a legitimate club.

Speaker 13 This is going to be my pitch. What do you think about moving to LA, working on your set here? I have team built for the comedy store.
I have team built for UCB.

Speaker 13 I have team built for

Speaker 3 Cedar Surgeons.

Speaker 13 I have ends for you. You can live at the American Apparel House.

Speaker 13 There are so many babysitters.

Speaker 3 Well, I have a surprise for you. I already live in LA.

Speaker 3 You're committed to

Speaker 3 all of America to drive to Minnesota. This is even out there.
It's only one show a week. Are you driving or flying? The whole time.
You're driving. Driving?

Speaker 3 So it takes you, what, three days to get there? 24-hour drive. 24-hour drive.
But I do it in one shot. Okay.
Hopefully, it's a Waymo and not you're driving.

Speaker 3 It's a Waymo, baby.

Speaker 3 Big time. When you've been in the game as long as me, you get a Waymo to Minnesota for for once a week to pay 50 babysitters

Speaker 3 for a xerox 100 xeroxes of one sock that's the game baby

Speaker 3 i don't know but yeah that sounds incredible i already live here so that'll be easy so you want to just move on in

Speaker 13 we have we had one girl just move out because she got a job in

Speaker 4 hawaii Oh, God, I thought you were going to say the Mall of America. I was going to be so excited.
You would have someone to ride with.

Speaker 13 There was a girl who got a job at Mall of America babysitting.

Speaker 3 Wait a minute. What?

Speaker 13 Is Tiff one of your babysitters?

Speaker 3 Big time, baby.

Speaker 3 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Does she know how to do mind meld?

Speaker 13 Yes, I do it with them every morning.

Speaker 3 I think that we might be thinking of the same lady named Tiff who drives to Mall of America.

Speaker 3 This is. That was a wine meld, in a way.
Yeah, in a way, yeah. I think my comedy's cured, baby.

Speaker 3 You're you're meaning you don't have to do stand-up comedy anymore?

Speaker 3 I quit.

Speaker 3 Oh, wow. Oh,

Speaker 3 I mean, that's a successful episode of Comedy Bang Bang, where whoever comes on quits their job at the end of an episode.

Speaker 3 I gotta say, it kind of feels like what your ultimate goal has been this whole time. I mean, honestly, it feels like everyone who comes on this show with a job is bad at their job.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 they all should be. I don't, oh, uh, present company.
I don't want to. Of course, Cruzhan.

Speaker 3 I don't want to drop these good vibes, but I felt like I was getting that free room in the house, and now this fucker comes in here and immediately scoops me.

Speaker 3 And it's like, yet again, old Billy Boy, the nicest guy around, finishes last. I feel like Stanley Ipkiss.

Speaker 3 Who's Stanley Ipkiss again? Jim Carrey's character in the mask.

Speaker 3 By the way, Jim Carrey, a guy who went to the bathroom in one of his movies, did he not? Oh, yeah. Wait,

Speaker 3 Tom Daniels. He did not want to go in.

Speaker 3 Or which one are you thinking? i'm thinking of ace ventura where he says do not go in oh you're right wow but he he lied about going to the bathroom if we're being that's a good point but jeff daniels

Speaker 3 yeah jeff daniels does actually go in dumb and dumb that's true scott archman i can give you for 95 a photo of jeff daniels on the toilet and dumb and dumber legs out screaming

Speaker 3 the boys you just took a picture of the tv screen

Speaker 3 because it was so awesome i was like i need this on a wall

Speaker 3 like a press photo or anything i don't oh you oh you what do you want me to pay fucking big Getty for that?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I need Balthazar Getty to get a little money from that. Not going to happen, but I feel like I was lied to by you.
You promised me a room, and then you immediately offered it to this comedian.

Speaker 13 Check the tape. I don't think I promised you anything.

Speaker 3 Can we check the tape? Let's rewind.

Speaker 3 You went back too far. Okay, let's fast forward a little bit.

Speaker 3 Can I stay in the house? Sure.

Speaker 3 Yep, it's right there. Oh, shoot.
Okay. I didn't remember it that way either.

Speaker 3 I do. Memory is a tricky thing.
It's like the Bernstein Bears.

Speaker 3 Have you ever heard that guy?

Speaker 13 In what way? The Bernstein Bears?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Have you heard of that guy Mandela? Yeah.
The Mandela. The guy, right? Yeah.
Nelson Mandela.

Speaker 3 Well, Lotto, you no longer have to be a stand-up comedian. What are you going to do with your time in LA? Great question.

Speaker 3 Well, you promised me that you would take me to UCB. Yes.

Speaker 3 She knows a lot of chicken places. Maybe you could be the new doorman at Birds.

Speaker 3 Let me see you try to grasp the back of Crushette's lower back here.

Speaker 3 Ouch.

Speaker 4 Oh, nope.

Speaker 3 That's not a good job.

Speaker 13 I have the team building expert later today at Big O Tires. Would you want to be my intern?

Speaker 3 Be your intern and people had a glom at a tire store? Big O tires. Do I get tires?

Speaker 13 Maybe

Speaker 3 pictures of them. Yeah, Xerox.

Speaker 13 At least copies.

Speaker 3 Sounds like we're about to answer at the same time. One, two, three.

Speaker 3 Can't wait. Oh, and I would have to do that.

Speaker 3 Judges? I would have thought they'd be able to get it.

Speaker 3 I'm done with bedtime. I'm never asking Chappie for anything anymore.
Oh, poor Chappie. Yep, he's fire.
He'll find his way out. He always does.

Speaker 3 No spoilers. We got to watch this film.
Oh, Scotty, too hottie. I can't wait, brother.
Chappy.

Speaker 3 Ah, a little robot. Oh, he's a big robot.
Is he a big robot? I always imagined him like Wally. I'm thinking of Wally.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Or short circuit.
Oh, short circuit.

Speaker 4 Johnny 5 is alive.

Speaker 3 Chappy definitely is standing on the shoulders of giants vis-a-vis Johnny 5 and Wally.

Speaker 3 Wally was after Chappie, though, wasn't he? Really?

Speaker 3 I have no idea.

Speaker 3 We're going to settle this on Scott hasn't seen Ninja and Yolandi have a lawsuit on their hands. I have a question about Scott hasn't seen it.

Speaker 13 Have you watched Sleeper?

Speaker 3 I have, yes.

Speaker 3 Another robot in the sleep.

Speaker 13 But there's a robot in that one. Yeah, Pleasure Robot, isn't it? Yeah, it's the Orgasmatron.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but you bring that up because you just wanted to ask me about Woody Allen. Is that right? Yeah, it's my favorite.
There's also a

Speaker 3 work, love him as a person. Orgasm robot and Barbarella.
No,

Speaker 3 put her inside like an orgasm which came first.

Speaker 3 Barbarella is in 69, I believe. Up top.
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 3 Smack, smack.

Speaker 3 Throw it down one time, Scott Ockerman. Sleeper in 78.
Am I getting these dates right? I think so, yeah.

Speaker 3 I did watch Marborella for Scott Apple. You sound like me on a first date.

Speaker 3 Am I getting these dates right? Yes.

Speaker 3 A lot of Basco likes it. Marborella's in 1968.

Speaker 3 You should be a stand-up comedian. Oh, I tried it.
I tried it.

Speaker 3 Sleeper's in 1973.

Speaker 3 You were five years off. So he stole the idea.
I think so. I don't like him anymore.
You don't like Woody Allen anymore?

Speaker 13 No, he stole it.

Speaker 3 Oh, just when he got funding for his next project? I don't like him.

Speaker 4 That was the final straw.

Speaker 3 That's it.

Speaker 4 Oh, he's thinking about Chappie again.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Now he's thinking about Chappie and

Speaker 3 what's dissolved into Chappie

Speaker 3 on a spit being roasted over an open flame. You're thinking about eating Chappie.
I don't like Chappie. What can I say? Gobble, gobble, Scottock.

Speaker 3 Gobble, gobble. Hold him back.

Speaker 13 I can't wait for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 I cannot wait. But unfortunately, we do have to.

Speaker 3 We are running out of time, guys. I'm so sorry.
But Lotto Bosco, thank you so much for being here. I'm so glad you quit your job.
It's like a nightmare for you. Yeah, thank you, Scott.

Speaker 3 But we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called Plugs.

Speaker 3 It's time to open the floodback.

Speaker 3 So let us know what you got going on.

Speaker 3 And make it funny how nobody seems to understand

Speaker 3 that Scotty has but one dead man. Keep it short.
All right, that was Keep It Short by Night Saws, N-I-T-E Sawbs. Sounds like a real band who probably has

Speaker 3 an actual career out there going, you know, maybe appearing in the Mall of America.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we'll get them to quit too.

Speaker 3 Yeah, hope so.

Speaker 3 What do we plug in, Mary Elizabeth Ellis?

Speaker 4 I'm plugging a man on the inside, season two, airing November 20th on Netflix.

Speaker 3 and also people can watch it after that though yeah watch it forever and ever it's on Netflix yeah but if they miss it on the 20th like they can pick it back up on yeah pop back in binge it yourself bring your family in binge it with your family although if they could all watch it on separate TVs to get the numbers up that would be great yeah especially open oh go ahead

Speaker 3 I just was gonna invite people with Nielsen boxes to really watch because I gotta know what you were gonna follow this up with do you ever open what oh do you ever open netflix and just look at that top 10 and see where you are in it?

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
And just smile. Always right there.
What's the number that is exciting?

Speaker 3 If you're eight, are you like, ah, bummer? Because eight's still pretty good.

Speaker 4 As long as I'm in the top 10, ready to go. Just that beautiful, beautiful face of Ted Danson.
You're going to be in that top 10?

Speaker 3 I mean, Squid game the challenge is out.

Speaker 4 We were in the top 10 for a real long time last year.

Speaker 3 That's true. It was a huge hit.

Speaker 4 People like something nice. They just want something nice.

Speaker 3 Yeah, everyone's nice on that show.

Speaker 4 Everyone's so nice. So watch that show.

Speaker 3 Even the bad guys are nice.

Speaker 4 Even the bad guys are nice. And then I'm plugging something else.
Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 3 I wrote and directed a short film. Whoa.

Speaker 4 It was very expensive.

Speaker 3 Oh, no.

Speaker 4 I know. Short films are really expensive, you guys.
FYI. Heads up.

Speaker 4 Anyway, it's on Vimeo. And so if you search Mary Elizabeth Ellis on Vimeo, it's called Last to Leave.
And I would please like people to go watch that as well.

Speaker 3 Okay, how short are we talking? Eight minutes. You got eight minutes.
It's going to fuck you up. Is it going to fuck me up? Okay, I'll go out and watch this.
All right.

Speaker 3 Mary Elizabeth Ellis on Vimeo, and it's called Last to Leave. Last to Leave.
And are the credits in the bio at the bottom, or is part of that eight minutes the credits?

Speaker 4 Part of that eight minutes is the credits, I believe. This is really like a seven-minute film.

Speaker 3 Because I can turn it off during the credits.

Speaker 4 I should have done my research better. It might be eight seconds.
Do your own research.

Speaker 4 Look it up, Scott.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Look, I'm looking up how much I made.

Speaker 3 Justin Powers Gold member. I still haven't gotten that answer.

Speaker 4 Chat GPT says big time. Big time.

Speaker 3 Okay, great.

Speaker 3 And Bill Walton, what are you plugging? Well, I guess I'd rather

Speaker 3 eat a handful of bees if I had to choose. Oh, no, we're not playing Would You Rather? Sorry.
My mistake, Scott. My mistake.
No, yeah.

Speaker 3 I guess what I'll plug, like I said, myself and the lovely, gorgeous Mark Rennie every month do an episode of Eat Pre Dunk on Comedy Bang Bang World, where we travel the world

Speaker 3 and try to sell our show entourage.

Speaker 3 Recently, we've taken some notes from Scott Ackerman and Brett Morris about how bad the show is, so we're trying to address them.

Speaker 3 Good. I'm glad to hear.
Yes. Because you sent me back some nasty emails.

Speaker 3 Not nasty like with

Speaker 3 anger towards me. Just like Tub Girl, go see.

Speaker 3 I said, I swear to God, this one's not Lemon Party. I mean, it was Lemon Party.

Speaker 3 But beyond that, check out the Man Dog Pod podcast. It's an improvid conversation podcast.
Check out Hey Randy on the Comedy Bang Bang World.

Speaker 3 And check out out BigGrandewebsite.com to get everything the comedy group Big Grande does a la carte. All right, Crushette, what do you want to plug?

Speaker 13 I love to plug just Teams in general. Teams.
Yeah, good. And also,

Speaker 13 there is a show.

Speaker 3 I don't know if I can plug it, actually. Why not? Oh, you're in something that you can't talk about?

Speaker 13 I don't know. But then I will say there's a, and I just don't know the dates yet.
So there's an animated show to look out for next year called Keeping Up with the Joneses.

Speaker 3 Okay, keeping up with the Joneses. And yeah, we just don't know the dates anymore.

Speaker 13 We don't know the dates. And then I have another thing we don't know the dates about.

Speaker 3 Oh, my gosh. But people, yeah.

Speaker 13 So a tour with Elanis Morset. Oh.
That I, well, I know somebody who wrote and is a part of.

Speaker 13 And it just.

Speaker 3 Elanis Morissette, the singer. The singer.
And writer. And writer.

Speaker 13 So keep up on her dates. Okay.
Find out where we'll be going with her show.

Speaker 3 And also, Twisted Metal is out on Peacock.

Speaker 3 Am I right about that?

Speaker 13 Yes. It is all.

Speaker 3 Season two is all on peacock now okay fantastic now uh lotto bosco you've quit your job so you have some free time do you do you have anything to plug here yeah first off come check me out at the tire store where i'll be returning yeah where the big o is in the shape of a tire that's hilarious thank you so much i'm thinking of starting comedy now that someone got out of it well i've been looking into it a little bit and at ucb theater there's a team that i want to go see called smoke show and they do sketch comedy and then i want to see this other herald team called Cowboy Mama.

Speaker 3 And then after that, I think I'm going to go watch the Groundlings Holiday Show. The Groundlings Holiday Show.
The Groundlings Holiday Show. Yeah.
Sounds fun. It sounds hilarious.

Speaker 3 It sounds really good. Yeah.
And this is all in LA. Yeah.
Yeah. So, yeah, these are better shows to go to other than the Mall of America where you have to.
You could go there and check it out.

Speaker 3 See if they have Mall of America. I don't think they do they bar anyone from going in there to the World of South Mall of America.

Speaker 3 Yeah, baby.

Speaker 3 Well, what do I want to plug? I I want to plug, look, we have new comedy bang bang holiday ornaments at podswag.com. We have Motormouth, Santa, and Ho-Ho.

Speaker 3 Plus, we have some other perfect holiday throwback gifts. We have throwback tees,

Speaker 3 the technicality no-down boo-over. We brought that back.
The Calvin's Twins t-shirt we brought back. We have the Hainong Men, ain't nothing to fuck with.
And more t-shirts over there.

Speaker 3 Use code BangBang30 for 30% off. And also, we still have all the action figures.
I just got some new ones up there. We have Andre Pinur is out now, Italiano Jones.

Speaker 3 Plus, we have Randy, the aforementioned Randy Snuts, and Carissa, JW Stillwater, Sprague the Whisperer, Big Sue, and of course, an action figure of me.

Speaker 3 You can get all of those at figurecollections.com. All right, let's close up the old plug bag.

Speaker 3 Open it up, open it up, open it up, hope it up. You can get up, open it up, open it up, open it up, hope it up.

Speaker 3 You get up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, you can get it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it in it up, hope you've got it up, hope you've got it up, hope you get it up, hope you've got it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, open it up, you can't.

Speaker 3 All right, that was You've Got to Talk Goo by Sean Bussell. Thanks so much to Sean Bussell.

Speaker 3 If you have a plugs theme, go head over to cbbworld.com slash plugs and you can upload it there and get everything you need for remixes, etc. And guys, I want to thank you so much, Emmy.
Wonderful.

Speaker 3 Another November to remember.

Speaker 4 I can't wait to come back next November unless I'm too famous. Really hoping for too famous.

Speaker 3 But otherwise, I'll be here. Okay.
Well, yeah, I hope that for you too. I hope I'm too famous to ever talk to you again.
Oh, my God. Me too.
Wouldn't that be great? Duba.

Speaker 3 Balls? What? Goals. Goals.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Yeah, I thought you said balls.

Speaker 13 Well, if you guys are both too famous, I'm going to get you in a room and make you really glum.

Speaker 3 That would be great.

Speaker 13 Back together. Yes.

Speaker 3 Thank you, Crochette, for being here. I feel like everyone, we're leaving this show in a much better place.
Everyone, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 And I would love for you to blow into this breathalyzer just to see how drunk you've been the entire.

Speaker 3 Oh, boy, that's a 5.6. Oh, no.
That's impressive.

Speaker 13 I'm going to see if one of my Cedars guys can maybe take me to that.

Speaker 3 I think we need to. And Lotto Bosco, congratulations on your career change.

Speaker 3 Thank you so much. It's an honor to be here and

Speaker 3 like it.

Speaker 3 Like it. That's right.
Yeah. And

Speaker 3 Bill Halton.

Speaker 3 Hey,

Speaker 3 let's get something on the books for Chappie. What do you say? All right, Scott.
I think that's the perfect way to bury the chap chit, if you will, between you and I. The chat GPT.
Oh, no.

Speaker 3 The chap chat. That's where the joke came from.

Speaker 3 I'm free associating back to the original. All right.
We'll see you next time. Thanks.
Bye.

Speaker 3 Bye-bye.

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