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This episode, Bullshit Calling Bob frames the ball this bro, then plays an ever-increasingly challenging game.

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It's time for Bob Small Even Dumber Word Game.

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Hello and welcome back to Distractible, your congressperson's favorite podcast.

I assume, probably.

I'm your host, Bob.

I am the host because I won the last one, because that's the way this show works.

We all three compete.

Well, two of us do, anyway.

One of us hosts.

And whoever between the two competitors wins hosts the next one.

It is a right and an honor and a duty.

Fighting for the duty today, we have the only two other guys who are ever here, Mark and Wade.

Hello.

Hello.

I said hi, but I won't document you points yet.

I do have a game.

I have a topic.

It's a game.

But before we get into that, we always start with small talk.

It hasn't actually been that long since we've talked to each other, but also it feels somehow like it's been quite a long time, which I feel like could be the subtitle of the book about the last five years of my life.

But how are you guys doing today?

How was your, how's it been?

How's it going?

Great.

Great.

Great.

Only positive vibes?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I actually,

in the past two days since we last talked, I did a full redo of my whole render farm.

If I take a picture of it afterwards, because I didn't take a picture of it during it, I'll send it to the editors if i remember a lot of conditions this is never going to happen no one's ever going to see this editors invent a render farm make it look awesome it does it still has some wires across the floor just because of where the electricians put in plugs and the fact that it is a bathroom um but it's a lot cleaner now it works a lot better it turns out if you don't shove something up against your your air conditioners that you've put in it's able to breathe and circulate air better so give those room to breathe everything's going i got the leaning tower of Max Studios.

It's great.

What does that mean?

When I picture your render farm, don't take offense to this.

I picture C3PO after he got ripped apart and is like in the backpack where all the pieces are there, but there's wires and he's like heads on backwards.

That's how it was before.

Did I not show you a picture of the before?

I'm pretty sure I did.

It's a dystopian, it was a dystopian cyberpunk kind of nonsense thing.

If I type a server into my phone's like pictures, it doesn't come up.

And I'm like, why wouldn't that come up?

I was like, oh, yeah, because it doesn't look anything like what they would think a server looks like.

What's the search term to find that picture?

Post-apocalyptic nightmare, rat's nest of wires.

And, oh, there it is.

Let me look up apocalypse.

Oh, no results.

Okay.

Nest of wires.

God damn it.

Rat King.

Let me look up Rat King.

Nope.

Yeah, man, I can't find this.

It's a mystery.

Apple Intelligence, my booty.

Well, it's working great after the rebuild, right?

No issues?

Yeah, so you rebuilt it and nothing has gone wrong and it worked perfectly the whole time.

Kind of.

It's not my fault.

Of course it's not.

No, I can't find the picture.

Oh, no.

No.

No, I can't find it.

Anyway,

it's good, except one of the things that I dislike is.

these small like arbitrary details about computers that you know you have to really read the manuals to know or read in depth about reviews and anything.

I'm sure a bunch of people know that if you need to populate all of the RAM slots for server-grade hardware to run at full performance, it needs all the channels filled.

It's expecting that.

So, for a while, these have been running with almost all of them full, but not all of them for the ones that have RAM slots.

You can't skip any slots and or it do no, yeah, it's uh, it's probably is common knowledge in the server world, but I didn't know this because I'm used to like running a PC for desktop reasons.

And sometimes for PCs, if you have only half of them filled, it runs faster.

So it's very opposite thinking, but whatever.

Doesn't matter.

Not important.

God damn, IT will be the death of me because for some reason, those management ports just decided to die.

They're plugged in just the same.

They were plugged in before from one switch, put them into another switch, reset everything, reboot everything, and then just

never picks up an IP address.

Just cannot do anything.

I don't get it.

I don't understand how this stuff is supposed to be smart, redundant, fail-safe.

It just, oh no, another

plug.

I can't do it on a different server.

I think it's probably because I didn't let go of the fixed IP on the previous device before I moved it over, but I've done that before where devices just pick up.

Anyway, it's a nightmare.

I know that you know that you could pay someone to do that, but there's a part of my brain that would love to see you like, like, find an it consultant or something and be like, I just need you to come.

I have this set up, and they walk into your bathroom and they're just like,

Oh, God, oh, no.

Oh, and like, they like pull out their laptop and plug in, and they're like looking through the software, and they're just like, oh, God.

I'm sure it's fine, but I'm sure a professional would.

There's not even people who build PC, like just towers, there's so much shit that if they looked at the way I did it, and I think I do it.

I mean, it works.

I've never had a PC that didn't work.

Got all the specs I wanted out of it.

They would still probably just vomit out their entire lungs at what I did.

I can only imagine for server shit what kind of things there are that you would have no idea about.

There actually is a guy with Burning Tractor, which is the VFX company I work with.

They have this guy, Rory, there, who is their IT guy.

And so

he has worked miracles for never actually stepping foot inside the server room.

But every time I do something, I swear to God, he's, I see on Discord that Rory is typing, stop.

Rory is typing, stop.

Rory is, and I know it's just like, stop fucking it up, you fucking delete, you

delete.

I know that's what's going on.

I know he's doing that, but, you know, what can you do?

I think that's very relatable.

We've all been there with our server farms.

I think we've all been there with fucking up networking.

I mean, I missed the days when it was just like you have your modem from

the internet company, and I still still managed to fuck that up.

So what was I thinking having a whole farm?

Yeah, well, it doesn't make me feel good that you're doing all this shit and it's this is pretty high-tech stuff and it's a complicated system with lots of different and I have felt exactly the way that you feel, but it's been me on my home Wi-Fi with a modem and a router and like one smart device being like, oh no, I connected you to the, you were on the Wi-Fi and now you forgot.

And like, but it's just me with like one light bulb being like, why won't you be blue?

Fucking light bulb.

But it doesn't make me feel good that I've been there, but with, you know, kind of a different scale of technology, kind of different, but it's all just like that, man.

It's weirdly applicable because the things I've learned are actually like in the IT world, they're like common knowledge for, oh no, there he goes.

He had it with our tech talk.

Wade speaks for the subreddit.

But But it's common knowledge, apparently, in IT land.

But, you know, if you want your home network to work better, virtual networks are the way you create a subnetwork just for your devices and internet of things, and then you create specific rules that those connect to each other and then to your other virtual network where you operate your normal internet connection.

So it's separated and you don't have any cross-traffic from that one and your network.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, don't do it.

I tried to

do a VLAN.

I took down my whole network for two days.

Don't touch the VLAN button.

I'm not going to.

There's a part of me that's like, oh, that would be so sick, though.

Because then there wouldn't...

No, it would not be sick.

It would be awful.

It would be like taking another full-time 40-hour a week job at a thing I don't know how to do.

And I don't need that in my life.

I prefer the method of I'm essentially stacking up a tower of electronics and devices.

And then I take my hands off.

And if it works, I just am like, no one touch it.

Don't fucking unplug anything.

Or I swear to God, because if you unplug one thing, the whole tower collapses.

And I don't know how to fix that.

The tower is still standing right now for me, but a whole, our, our ISP randomly, without warning or without telling us, just stopped giving us internet at like two in the morning the other week.

And so all of my like security cameras, the baby monitor, all this shit just like went offline all at once.

And I, I looked and I was like, oh, it looks like our modem says there's no service.

It's probably not my fault.

Then I proceeded to spend two hours just being like, okay, what did I fuck up?

Okay, let me look at the router.

Oh, God.

It wasn't me.

It just, I just couldn't believe it wasn't me because it's always me.

We've all been there.

Servers and baby monitors.

I relate to you guys.

Wade, are you still using the router that Mark set up for you in 2014?

Did I set a router up for you?

I don't know.

I just assume.

I feel like everything in Wade's life, he's like, oh, I still use the same microphone.

Mark actually brought this to me, set it on my desk, plugged it in, and set it up, and I just haven't touched it or moved it.

I've moved like three times since 2014.

I hope it's not the same router.

I just assume you bubble wrapped your whole desk setup and moved it all on a one big pallet and you're like, Mark set this up.

I don't know how any of it works.

Oh, no, no, no.

Even my desk had to be disassembled to move because the leggies.

Not the leggies.

The leggies had to come off.

Anyway, Wade, ground us.

Ground us in small talk.

Oh, you go to your room and don't come back out till you think about what you've done.

Oh, I'm going to think about it.

You think about what you're going to say for small talk.

Oh, that.

Well, listen, you guys will talk about relatable issues that keep reoccurring.

You ever just spend thousands and thousands and thousands on plumbing, and then you could leave for a week, you come back, and I don't know, the three fucking bears must have visited your house while you were gone and all used your power flush and somehow broken the goddamn basement plumbing again to where the little drain near your water heater has poo coming out of it

you mean the exact issue that you just had them cut open cement in your basement floor and replace all your toilets in the entire house and all that that issue that they fixed by doing that yeah yeah now the shower and the water heater drain both are like well if you flush of course i'll say you're have it back you'll recycle it must be the system they set up everything we do i am like please just do it right and tell me how expensive it is to do it right whatever it takes just do it right don't want an issue i don't want the cheap fix i don't want the temp fix i want the you know what we should have done this from the start let's fix it you'll never have to worry again it's a fucking pipe that goes to a sewer how hard can it be to get it right apparently they install it backwards can you install a pipe backwards i thought the flow could go either way apparently not it's like a goddamn minnow bucket that one sides the catch catch, and then it's all there sloshing around till it's overfilled, and the meadows are swimming back up.

It's like a video game.

The guy was standing over the pipe, and there's a big arrow that's like,

and he was all

which way does this need to go?

I'm tired of poop.

My car is still at a random port.

Don't know which one, by the way.

And my house is full of shit.

Man, you know what will fix that?

You guys shouldn't move again.

We've talked about it.

It's at the point where we're like, if we get a good year at any place, one year away from the pain, is it worth it?

Yeah.

I got to admit, you know, all my troubles are self-inflicted.

The rest of the house usually works fine.

We had some rats, I think, once, and then the air conditioner kept breaking.

But yeah, they went and I did the thing for the air conditioner.

I was like, I'll just fix it from the get-go.

Make it good.

And they're like, we will.

And they did.

Oh, I've never, my stories have never ended like that.

Yeah, I know.

And they did.

Speaking of air conditioner, ours is working, but I'm concerned because every week it feels like in order to maintain a temp, I have to lower it more than I want to to maintain like two degrees higher.

That's not a good sign.

So originally, our AC was set to like 73.

We were pretty comfortable.

Then it was 72.

It's down to like 70 degrees, and I'm still like, man, it's a little warm in here.

That is a very bad sign.

That's happened to me before.

Right before our AC stopped working in the middle of the summer.

Yeah, it's also not hot.

Like, it's warm enough that, like, yeah, you want the AC on when it gets hot because it gets up into the 70s, close to 80.

But it's not hot.

When it gets actually hot and humid, you're going to have to set that bitch on 60 degrees to keep it at a non-suffering temperature.

Didn't you just get that replaced?

I thought you just had your whole HVAC thing.

Last year.

How long do those last?

Nine months?

Apparently, my birthday was the anniversary, my one-year anniversary to having it installed.

Because my birthday is whenever it had to be fucking fixed.

Well, they are only supposed to last one year, so really.

You shouldn't complain.

Oh, babe, it's our HVAC aversary.

I just, I go with the companies that have the best ratings, the best reviews, the best track record of, I had this fixed 30 years ago, and it's still good to this day.

This company's great.

And everyone says that.

And then I get something and they're like,

is this a screwdriver?

No, it looks like a wrench.

Okay.

And somehow, that's what they apparently do.

They send the monkeys with tools that are like,

and and throw shit.

They throw feces.

The feces blocks up my pipes.

They come back up.

It's like, oh, somehow the shit's gotten in your air conditioning unit.

This is your fault, sir.

You got to replace the whole fucking thing.

How does shit get in the AC unit?

I don't know, because I guess this wrench is actually a screwdriver, it's actually a power drill, which is actually, we don't fucking do anything.

I got to say, guys, just collectively, this was a funny bit for a while.

But years and years of Wade having plumbing issues seems like kind of milking it.

Six years.

It's been like six years.

Change themes.

Have an electrical issue.

Maybe your roof leaks.

Like, pick something.

Hold on.

Pick something up.

Move on from plumbing, man.

Like, come on now.

You're paying these guys to sabotage all this stuff.

See, this is, is this even happening?

Do we have any actual proof that any of this is real?

Or is Wade just like making up stories?

I bet he's at a car this whole time.

Do you want a picture of the turd covered drain?

Yes, I would love to see a picture of your recycled shit juice.

I will go take one and text it to you too if you want to see it.

I dare you.

I double dog.

I don't know if I believe you.

I'm just going to leave it there.

I don't know if I believe you.

Mark changes.

Mark has lenses.

There's drama with lenses.

Mark has a server farm.

There's drama with the server farm.

Mark makes a movie.

There's drama with the movie.

He keeps it fresh.

And I appreciate that about you.

Your fake made-up life stories are, you know, they stay interesting, you know?

Got to keep it interesting for the podcast.

We're basically just AI.

This is definitely a simulation.

Oh, we haven't even talked about VO3.

Oh, yeah.

Did we not talk?

Yeah.

Wait, show us your shit picture.

I'll give you a point for it.

I texted, dude.

Do you want me to show it on camera?

Come on, come on, show us.

Come on, show it on camera.

Wow.

Man.

Oh, God, you live with that?

This was white and clean whenever we left to go to Minnesota.

You're not supposed to take a poop on the grate and then try and stomp it through with your feet.

That's not a good.

You should see what the shower looked like at one point.

I regret attempting this.

I still think he's making it up.

I'm deleting that for my own history because I don't want to see it again.

This could be an elaborate fabrication.

But yeah, anyway.

I don't know.

Do we need to start like a foundation for Wade's pipes or something?

Find me someone in the tri-state area who's fucking competent.

we need the robert irvine of plumbing to go to wade's house and film an episode of flushing impossible robert irvine is the chef who was host of restaurant impossible and he would go to failing restaurants and like boot camp them and help them fix their menu and re remodel their thing everyone knows Robert Irvine, right?

Everyone knows.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

That's a good reference.

I'm going to give myself a point for that.

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Anyway, VO3, Voee, VO, what's it called?

Google video thing?

I think it's VO3, yeah.

Have you seen this, Wayne?

No.

I don't know how you could possibly eat after having just stood that close to shit drain.

Bob, I've lived next to shit drain for six years.

I'd be dead if I couldn't.

You merely adopted the shit.

I was born in it.

Molded,

I was in anal birth.

Ah.

On brighter news, I got another photo for you.

I don't know if I want any more pictures from you, but okay.

No, you want this one.

Little baby deer starting to show up oh that's that's way better did you get any pictures of their

well no but presley was eating some yesterday oh fun dogs are fun but we have baby deer there's like three or four just real they must have just been born like this week they are so tiny and like barely able to walk normally like they look clunky when they're moving like a baby deer the cicada brood is here i don't know if you guys are seeing it i'm in california Hundreds of shells and it is like getting deafeningly loud.

What'd you say, Mark?

I'm going to listen to you.

I'm in California.

I was talking to Bob exclusively.

You guys must have seen it, right, Mark?

Yeah.

Yeah, I kind of figured the brood 14 or whatever it is wasn't in California.

But Bob, are you guys seeing the hundreds, if not thousands, of cicada shells?

I am not.

We are not seeing that as much.

I've definitely, it's like the cicadas are coming out, but not remotely like that kind of bullshit.

Every tree, there's shells, and there's ones actively crawling.

And then around like three or four in the the afternoon, it just starts to get like deafeningly loud outside from them making all the noise.

I think you live in and amongst more treed areas than we do.

We kind of live on top of a hill where there are not, there's not really any woods around us or anything.

It's more just like houses.

Yeah, I'm not excited for that.

I'm just imagining piles of dead ones in the garage and crunchy, crunchy footsteps.

They are all over the place.

Shells all over the place.

Every tree, the base of the tree, is just like, instead of leaves, just cicada shells.

So, Mark, VO3.

VO3.

Wade, you haven't seen anything about VO3?

Yeah, usually games only have two voiceover options for the main character, but now that they're introducing a third, you have more play and how your character sounds when you're playing these games.

It's really cool.

Hey, can I show a video here that will give you insight into what we're talking about, Wade?

Is it the Influencer Impossible Challenges one?

No, no, I haven't seen that one.

This is the pharmaceutical commercial.

100 Gorillas versus One Donkey?

All right, wait, I want you to see this.

I tried everything for my depression.

Nothing worked.

Okay, great.

Every day felt heavy.

I felt trapped.

Then I tried Pupperman.

Our prescription helps your body secrete a special pheromone that attracts puppies.

I took the pill before bed, and when I woke up, There he was, the love of my life.

The pill does not target depression directly, but we've found that it's really difficult to be depressed when cute dogs show up at your doorstep.

I used to feel so empty, but now I feel joy and mild concern how a pea stain got on the ceiling.

My puppy listens twice as good as my ex-husband and only climbs into the lap of half as many of my friends.

He chewed up my Bible and pooped in my good chair, but I'm happy for the first time in years.

Looks like a rat, barks like a demon,

But he saved my life.

I named him Earl.

He follows me everywhere and farts in his sleep.

Just like my first husband.

Pupramine.

For when your therapist says, maybe you should get a dog.

All right, wade.

That was entirely AI generated.

I was looking for indications, and every now and then, like, the mouth was a little bit...

I didn't know for sure.

I mean, obviously someone assembled clips, and this is by someone that has made pharmaceutical commercials before.

But that was entirely eye, even the voices.

It was very clean.

The hand movements were clean.

I was looking at hands, like, yeah, it was very clean.

All right, so have you seen this one, Mark?

I broke into a zoo to prove one man is enough to fight a gorilla.

Welcome to the Chernobyl Challenge.

I'm gonna lick this glowing pole.

Let's see how many views this gets.

No plan,

no shoot, just content.

Bathing in liquid cement until it hardens.

Let's get solid.

No energy drinks, just gasoline!

Digging to the Earth's core, bare hands,

no breaks.

Can I survive a full latex suit in 100 degree heat with no water?

Let's find out the hard way.

Staring at the sun for 10 minutes straight.

Wish me luck.

Counting every grain of sand on this beach.

Let's go.

One, two, three.

I have to eat diamonds for views.

I hope you're happy, algorithm.

Yeah.

You know, I'm ashamed of laughing, but that was really funny.

Yeah, well, so that one has more artifacts that where you can definitely tell it's AI generated than I feel like the one that you showed, Mark.

But the content, whoever wrote that one, very funny.

Isn't that just Mr.

Beast's channel?

I will give these five starving people $5 if they do this.

I'm a little surprised Mr.

Beast never did the counting every grain of sand on a beach challenge.

That was kind of his game for a while there.

Really, really actually quite funny.

But yeah, that is down to the person putting the prompt in.

They are writing the dialogue.

But wait, that model generates the video and audio at the same time.

And it can create music as well.

It can do all sorts of stuff.

I think for the pharmaceutical one, they added in music afterwards because they did edit it.

Yeah, it seemed to be edited.

Yeah, it's uh, it's there.

Remember how in an episode like two years ago, I said, Oh, this is soon, it's gonna be like, boom, you put in a prompt, and then guys at a podcast, and like, oh, and so, yeah, so it's here.

Is there one?

Did someone make us?

Is our podcast already replaced?

Ah, it might as well be.

This is actually generated by VO3 right now.

Editors, make my hands look fucking crazy.

God!

Yeah, no, it's that's pretty wild, the difference between however long ago we talked about that on the show.

It's kind of scary.

Is it too, is it a bad, I'm getting too old take that this is where things are reaching the point where I'm no longer, I'm like, oh, that's so cool.

And I'm kind of like, uh-oh.

Yeah, how do you trust video evidence?

There's a lot of people out there who don't, I don't know very much about technology compared to experts.

There's a lot of people out there who don't know remotely as much as I know about these things.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, it seems very dangerous, the times we're in, as far as that goes.

Like, it's really cool, but also you think about all the things that could be used for it, and it's like, uh-oh.

I think that there's definitely concerns for that.

There's definitely concerns for people's jobs.

I'm not so worried.

I, because I think that when it comes down to doing, say, let's plays or playing video games,

it's so easy already to do there's no point in making an ai do that um so that i think is okay for the time being until you get the ultra funny super incredible ai reaction model and then it's like all right well here we go which will probably come at any time but i think that the saving grace of all this is that google's servers i bet are dying.

I they charge $250 a month to get access to that.

I don't have access to that because I don't feel a need to get that.

That probably isn't enough.

If people are generating the amount of stuff that they are, with what I know from how much even generating a picture costs in terms of computational power, to do those has got to be like an entire server rack of things just to make one.

Do you know it's $250 a month for like unlimited generations of things, or is it because that would be because the people like that's not going to be widely consumed necessarily.

That's really fucking expensive.

But the people who would pay $250 a month to have access to something like that are going to make so much shit that they're doing that because they're trying to like make it their job.

How much of that is like just the AI versus like how much do people have to do?

Like, is there any personal editing or is it just like enter a prompt and that is made?

That was text prompting.

Like Mark said, the pharmaceutical one seems like it has some editing to sort of finish it because those are clearly separate clips cut together together and things.

But the one mine was each clip was separate.

There was no editing.

Whatever was there was there.

It was literally someone just typed a guy breaks into a zoo.

He looks like a fit influencer.

He's like, he says, I'm going to fight a gorilla, pan over to the gorilla.

And then it just makes the whole video.

That's insane.

It is.

It really is.

It says $250 a month.

You get highest level of access to VO3.

And then some, I don't know what that means.

It probably means there are limits to your access but you get youtube premium with it

oh

which for those that don't know everyone always makes fun of it but youtube premium is a great deal as a youtuber i love youtube premium totally side i think but everyone's like oh paying for youtube and i'm like dude they

it's so much nicer plus you get youtube music if you're gonna pay for a music subscription anyway it's not by any means like the best one or anything but it's fine and back when it was google play music or whatever and then you got youtube you got youtube red when you got google play music it was a good deal i got it for seven bucks a month and i'm still on that plan i think i wish when it first rolled out they had a bounty program like a uh an affiliate program for youtubers if you pushed uh youtube premium for every person that subscribed they would give you thirty dollars and i'm like that's a pretty good trade-off i didn't take advantage of it at all i didn't i didn't do it at all now i'm like god i wish i had done that they forgot to send me that email anyway yeah so VO3, the nightmare is here.

But yeah, the only saving grace I think is that this has got to be killing everything about Google servers right now.

There's no way that this is, they've made it more efficient because generating video like outside of that, I've never done it before, but from what I know, a picture can take so many, a language model can take an entire server.

Video generation is like if you're generating 30 pictures per second for even eight seconds, that's how long the videos you can generate are.

That's crazy.

It's crazy.

So, who knows?

And just because this is going to come up in the subreddit, we're talking about a specific aspect of this.

Yes, we're familiar with the ethical concerns surrounding generative AI.

Yes, we're concerned with the environmental concerns around the computer power usage, the electrical power usage, the impact.

We're just not talking about that in this specific context.

Yeah.

We do know.

And there's an even bigger problem that relates to us as YouTubers because this is Google's model, right?

They seem to have the best video AI model so far.

I wonder where they got the videos from.

Google, owner of YouTube, I wonder where the hell they got their entire library of videos.

Yeah,

was it you that said, or someone else said that if you tell it to make a Let's Play, it just immediately knows to put the camera in the corner.

Like it, it knows exactly what a Let's Play YouTube video looks like, which is totally, totally normal, totally fine.

It generated actual like Fortnite gameplay.

I saw one where it was like Fortnite was playing.

It wasn't quite right.

The building wasn't logical, but it was literally like moving forward, building, and the entire environment was there.

And clearly, it had been trained on Fortnite videos to be able to do that.

And so there's a huge issue of, Google, what the hell?

You didn't ask anybody for permission to do that.

You just took it all.

I didn't read the terms of service that deeply, but I'm pretty sure.

Buried deep in the terms and the services.

Buried, very deep.

I would be desperately curious to know what it would do if someone put in the prompt, markiplier playing three scary games or something, if they kept metadata or if there are terms associated.

Because it might...

just actually

make some weird bizarro version of you if it i have no idea how that works, but that'd be something.

It was a good career while it lasted, boys.

I'm sure none of these tools will be used to sow any additional discontent in the society in our country that is already struggling violently with what we all believe in, our collective morals and decision-making.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

I'm sure nothing bad will come from this.

Anyway, you guys want to play a stupid game?

Sure.

Yeah, good episode.

No, that's not what I said.

Have you guys ever played the party game categories?

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe.

It's literally just the game where one person says a category, and then you all take turns saying things in that category.

And it's things like

types of fruit, or colors, or maybe some of the stuff that I came up with that's a little bit more unhinged than some of those.

But anyway, we're just going to play categories.

And each round, I'm going to start with a category.

You guys are going to go back and forth, and you get three strikes.

So there's no immediate losses.

I'm going to keep track of back and forth.

If you miss one, I'll buzz you or I'll say something, and that'll be, and I'll tell you, what's one strike, two strikes, whatever.

Three strikes, you're out.

The other person gets the point for the round.

And then we move on to the next category.

We all know I'm good at games with memory.

I'm excited.

And this, usually, when you play this in person, it's kind of a speed thing.

This doesn't have to be that because I'm some of these categories we might need to kind of discuss discuss as a group depending on how creative you guys get with what is inside the category or whatever but anyway i wanted to start with the category of times in your life that you're definitely being watched

and i'm gonna flip a coin and waity is the lady

and we did not get the lady we got the lion creature mark goes first streaming ah got him baby monitor sure

uh spy satellites.

Sex tape.

You hope.

Any grocery store.

There's always security cameras.

At the bank.

You know where you're not being watched?

When you're in a grocery store in front of one of the locked, like covered protected items and you're hitting the button as hard as you can, no one's looking.

They'll never come.

They're not looking at you.

So you're not being watched in that moment.

Is that your answer for times in life you're definitely being watched?

No.

I just wanted to throw it.

Can I turn something out there, guys?

Can I make a little jokey joke?

I had a chuckle.

I had a chuckle.

I just, I was concerned that that was your answer also, because it was sort of.

When you're taking a test.

When you've spilled something on your shirt, anytime you don't want people to see, they look.

Trying to hide a boner.

Definitely.

Airport.

Sure.

When you step into a convenience store with the biggest backpack you can find.

When you're the clown at the birthday party, because like everyone's kind of suspicious of you because you're a clown.

And we had that whole clown thing like 10 years ago.

So they're like watching you, expecting you to be funny but also they're like i hope he doesn't try anything funny if you know what i mean i was gonna say i don't know if the kids necessarily watch the clown these days but the parents probably do you're right you're right when you're blasting through a red light and there's a red light camera and you look out your window and go

you do that a lot mark mr dangerous driver never i wish though i dream When you live at the end of a cul-de-sac and you do literally anything outside that that stupid nosy neighbor doesn't like and somehow they always are there watching or they're watching through their window.

they just know anytime it's like hmm you shouldn't have cut that branch down you shouldn't have done this you should have done that i really liked that one flower that you accidentally hit with the mower walking in the appalachian mountains at night oh expound it's one of the cardinal rules cardinal rules of the appalachian don't open the door don't look don't walk in the mountains at night because you're going to be you're being watched they're out there keep your windows covered yeah doors locked if you're walking out there and you hear your name don't answer as stupid as it is those videos videos actually creep me out, and I hate it.

It makes me feel like a moron because they're all just like low-effort, baby things.

And you know, like, there's the video of the kid-the cameras aimed at the door, and from outside, you just hear, like, Mary!

And they're like, My name is Mary.

Oh, no, it's like your boyfriend's outside just saying your name, and you're just recording it, but also all the hair on the back of my neck just stood up.

I hate you.

Because if that did happen, imagine.

Anyway, I'm gonna count that way When you're rock well.

Need you to expound on that?

He sings the song.

I always feel like somebody's watching me.

Now, Michael Jackson does the chorus, but it's his song.

Ah.

All right.

Hmm.

I got it.

That's all I got.

Mark concedes.

Do you want that to be one ex or all three of your exes?

Uh,

wait, what are the exes get?

You get three strikes.

Well, I hope it's just one.

I thought it sounded like you were just kind of giving up.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just there.

Mark has one strike.

Mark gives up one strike.

Get him, Wayne.

Theme park.

Theme park?

There's all kinds of cameras and security at theme parks.

All right.

I'm just going to put this out there.

I feel like we covered security cameras in public places.

Oh, we're not switching categories.

I've never placed categories, so I have no idea.

No, it's the same category until someone's out.

And then there's like everyone, there's a point on the line for the category.

Oh, okay.

Well, then get all three of my exes.

All right.

I switch them in.

Okay.

Yeah, we'll move on.

I did good ones.

I did good.

I like this.

This is a barn burner.

Starting off strong.

All right.

How about this one?

Marcos first.

Bad last words.

Oh.

Yeah, probably.

Okay, singular or plural, like one word or multiple words.

Bad last thing you said out loud.

One word or many.

However many you say.

Wait.

I don't know if I'd say that's bad.

Why is that bad?

Explain it to me.

Because they should have waited.

Didn't have to be your last words.

I'm going to give you an X because I'm unfairly biased against Wade.

Mark, bad last words.

What are you going to do?

Stab me?

See, I laughed.

Don't you know that's my rules, Wade?

If I don't laugh, I'm biased against you.

What would be my likely last word?

I know what my last words would be.

Is that poo?

If you die in a tragic drain accident tonight, we're going to feel so guilty.

Don't worry, I'm an expert.

Thank you.

I was going to say something similar.

All right, strike two.

Is this France?

You know, a classic last word.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Terrible last words, aren't they?

It's truly terrible.

All right, you counting that?

All right, cool.

No, I gave him a strike.

Strike two.

Okay.

Is this thing loaded?

Sure, sure.

Twist and pull.

Yep, yep, yep.

I bet I could eat that.

Gross, but yes.

It's fake.

He's crushing me, this one.

He's crushing me.

Is this friend?

Darker than I thought.

I'm in remission.

It's 100% safe.

Well, I definitely don't trust you now.

It's 50% safe.

75% safe.

I'll take those odds.

That's not bad.

That's pretty safe.

This seems too dangerous.

I'm turning back.

All right.

The worst she could say is no.

It's fine.

I read the instructions.

I only really thought of that one.

I only had that one, too.

That was it.

That was my, that was my.

Something smells funny.

Nah.

A yawn is okay, but that is not.

Fine, I'll give Marcus first strike.

That's strike three for Wynn.

Oh, that definitely makes it fair.

Thanks, man.

Look, I'm realizing there may have been a flaw in my game design here, so I'm changing the rules.

Yeah, you hate me.

Why didn't you factor that in?

You won the first round.

Calm down.

It was was pretty hard for me not to.

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I now am going to give you a direction in between each round of each of you saying something.

So we'll start.

You could say whatever you want and then I will say shorter or louder or with an accent or whatever.

And you know, you both have to come up with something in the category and do whatever the fuck I say because I want it to be more interesting and faster than this.

I'm ready.

I assume Wade's ready.

Marcos, first

things aliens would mistakenly assume are our God after visiting Earth.

Uh, Ronald McDonald.

I was at the same answer.

I was like, oh, good one, the guy from McDonald's.

A statue of Liberty.

Sure, sure.

Longer.

The glorious inventor of Apple, Steve Jobs.

Jobs.

Is that what you meant by longer?

Yeah,

I like that.

That's good.

Is that what you meant by longer?

That really got me.

Yeah, no, that was the right idea.

Longer.

the Washington Monument,

very long.

I might say that that's tall, depending on your prefect.

I'm gonna give you a strike on that one, but I appreciate it.

Wade, longer.

Well, since the 1990s, the amount of time that people have been using the internet for different things has been escalating, escalating, escalating, escalating.

Now, everyone has phones, everyone has tablets, everyone has ear pieces in their ears.

And whenever the aliens come down and they see everyone on their technology all the time, they're like, hey, I wonder what the technology is going.

Then they're going to see these big towers.

They're going to see people like broadcasting different things.

And be like, oh, we're going to hack in and see what all this thing is.

Oh my God, what's all this information we're gathering?

It must be the

internet.

I really regret the motion I was doing there, but

I wish you would have kept it going.

I didn't want to make sure no one finished.

One word

snake.

It's not, that doesn't mean anything anymore.

We're not doing long.

Oh,

is this France?

All right, as much as I love that,

that's another strike, buddy.

I'm sorry about that.

What was the topic?

Aliens?

What was it?

Things aliens would mistake as our god after visiting Earth.

One word, Wade.

Celebrity.

It could be plural.

That sounded like two words to me.

Rectangle.

Yeah?

All right.

We're keeping One word.

Keep it going.

Vehicle.

Strike.

One more.

One word.

I like this.

Horn.

That's probably accurate enough.

Cows.

Corn.

Corn?

King.

Big house, lots of gold, jewelry.

Could be a god.

They think so.

Dog.

Yeah.

Oh, come on.

Everybody, we all love dogs.

Why was I not one of them?

Because my rules are arbitrary and shitty.

That's why.

Household items that would definitely kill you in the goose bumps books.

Wade is first.

Toothbrush.

Still one word?

No, we're starting fresh.

Reset all the filters.

Say whatever you want.

Definitely a toothbrush.

A cursed toothbrush.

A double basket air fryer.

A container of chapstick.

I'll give you a strike, just on principle, for bringing that up.

That's a strike.

I feel like you know what you did, Mark.

Roomba.

Oh, definitely.

Give it a name brand.

No, it's Wade's turn.

We're going back and forth, right?

What are you?

Roomba by Roomba.

An iRobot Roomba.

I accept Mark's answer.

Wade, give it a name brand.

Keep going.

Broom by Baskins and Robbins.

What the shit is happening?

Let's just go ahead and call that strike two.

Mark, do you know any words?

Yeah, yeah.

A ninja creamy.

Ooh.

That one is scary.

And also gross.

Can we have an aside on how gross the ninja creamy is?

Can I just say this?

It's never creamed anything for me.

Not the final product.

The way it functions, if this is completely the thing that no one needs to know, but the way a creamy works, what it does is it turns things that are frozen solid into like slushies, effectively.

The way it works is you screw a thing full of frozen whatever onto it, and then the blade attaches to the thing and extends out.

The pole that the blade attaches to, you don't get to clean that.

That extends into the cup of stuff and touches your food and then retracts into the device.

And then you take the blade off of it and you clean the blade, but you don't clean the post that holds the blade.

It touches your food.

There's just no way that that's sanitary.

I have one and I really like the ninja creamy because you can get like, I can get completely sugar-free like dessert things that are, you know, kind of ice creamy.

Like, it's good.

It's fine.

There's no way that that's sanitary, right?

There's a metal thing that

touches your food.

I think you're onto something there.

And it's dairy.

A lot of it's dairy because it's for ice cream.

Here quotes.

Anyway, that doesn't mean anything, but ninja creamy, good brand.

Oh, it's me now.

I'm going to leave it on brand names, Wade.

I want you to succeed at this one.

I think you can do it.

A whole chicken by Chicken Man.

I might have stolen that from an SNL skit.

Yeah, no, I know that skit.

Does your man like chicken?

Then he might like Chicken Man.

I'll allow it.

I'll allow it.

That is not a real brand, but that is a brand name of chicken.

A wolf microwave like mine that refuses, that is all touch screen based.

There's no physical knobs, and in the middle of cooking it, it decides to add random minutes at random power levels all the time.

I fucking hate that microwave.

What the shit?

I've never heard of that brand.

Wolf, Wolf makes a lot of appliances.

They make stoves and stuff.

They're a higher-end brand.

It's supposed to be nice stuff.

This stuff sucks.

I don't like it.

It all blows.

And who builds a microwave with only touchscreens when you're jabbing it with dirty fingers and it just shorts the whole panel out?

Don't worry.

I've got higher-end PVC pipe for my shit to flow through.

I get you.

Yeah, get a wolf pipe.

I don't want random power levels for my shit.

It'll just randomly flush or not flush, depending on how it feels.

All right, no more brand names.

Back to Wade.

Non-electrical.

Oh.

A

nice, sturdy plastic dust pan.

Sure.

A nice, sturdy wooden straw-filled boom.

A boom.

Boom.

I thought I had my Baskin-Robin broom broom already.

Oh, you know what?

You're right.

Well, this is a new category.

It's the same category.

It's just a new subcategory.

We're still doing household items that would definitely kill you in a Goosebumps book.

Oh,

I thought this was an entirely new category.

I got it.

Okay, I see.

Sorry, yeah, same category.

This is just your directions in between.

So still me?

Wait's turn.

A rug.

Would a rug kill you in goosebumps?

Oh, yeah, it would like come alive, like a bearskin rug, or just like the little ends would strangle you.

All right.

Couch.

Suck you into the cushions.

Sure, sure.

Smaller.

Chair.

Nice, good.

Okay, that's technically.

Yeah.

Candle.

Even smaller.

Oh, yeah.

Fire is not electric.

I was like, it's fire, you idiot.

You can't do that.

You dumbass.

Even smaller.

Spare change.

I could see it.

Toothpick.

Or the toothpick container.

Yeah.

Pocket lint.

Yeah, that would do it.

Beans.

It came from beneath the beans.

I remember that one.

Car.

No, wait.

Wait, what did you say?

Car?

A candy bar.

I must have said candy bar.

Did you say car out loud?

That's a third strike, bud.

Yeah, I was like, no, that's big and electrical.

Don't say it.

Give a try, buddy.

I believe in you.

I gotta say, I don't know if I said it yet.

I am sick today, guys.

So

sorry.

We did this to you.

You make me sick.

Things that sound like a government cover-up.

Marcos, first.

Real things or made-up things?

Yeah, you can make stuff up.

This is when the good ideas come out.

Scary tape.

It can't be every time I'm trying to think of kids.

On the moon.

What the fuck would he even do this?

What would satisfy these?

Pass.

I want to see what Wade does so I know where to go.

I wasn't ready.

I was going to see what you did to figure it out.

Okay.

You know what sounds like a government cover-up?

Powdered lightning.

It's like Watergate, but different.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

That's how it goes.

All right.

All right.

I'll throw one out if you want.

I had a child-proof caps on medicine bottles.

That's more descriptive than powdered lightning.

I was just going with a name of like a cover-up.

You're going with the actual description.

Okay, description.

Description.

I mean, you can use as many words as you can think of all together.

Come on, conspiracy bros.

What are we doing here?

Give me real conspiracies, which we've talked about before.

Because they often sound like government cover-up.

MK Ultra?

I'll allow it.

Why was that one not close?

What do you want?

What are you looking for?

What do you want?

Good job, Mark.

You did it.

Rechargeable car batteries.

Why don't they want us to get rid of them?

I appreciate the tone.

I'm going to go ahead and give you a strike on that one.

me no i gave mark a strike for your answer mark continue understand the rules i don't understand the rules

caps to medicine but not a car matter just shooting stars they're just to cover up for something i don't know what but it's covering something up yes check good job luigi bro killing the healthcare guy oh sure yeah half dome

Why is it only half?

They're shining some where's the other half?

The truth will come out someday.

The moon.

See, there you go.

That's what I'm getting at.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Is that an under-the-breath Kool-Aid man reference?

Subtle, but I like it.

Yellowstone.

There's no way old faithful goes off that regularly.

It's got to be something.

Oh, aliens.

I just want to see Mark do this more.

I'll allow it.

Take a look at the planets.

Only one of them circled.

Why?

What's so important about that one?

They know.

That's classic.

That's a good one.

That's very clever.

Who went first?

Is Mark first?

Oh, we're changing.

Man, I should really remember these types of things.

Well, I was going to give you a direction.

Maybe this will help.

He went first, and then he passed.

I said, powdered lightning.

All right.

So, yeah, Mark's up.

Just we'll simplify it.

One word.

Oh, fuck.

You only need to think of one word.

Santa.

Perfect.

Conspiracy.

Wait, that's the

go ahead and give that one a strike, bud.

You know, I appreciate the effort, though.

All right, that's fair, honestly.

But

don't answer cars next time.

What about France?

How did I simultaneously create a game that's too easy and too hard?

Like,

previous routes went on and on and and on and on and on.

And then this fucking...

God, this must be one of the worst games I've put out for you.

No, no, it's just this particular one is difficult because I'm like, what sounds like a government cover-up?

I don't know.

You just have to ask yourself, what are they hiding?

Pick your favorite word, man.

Antarctica.

Wow.

The come from behind.

Victory.

He pulls it off.

All right, Wade.

You're on two strikes.

Mouthwash.

All right.

no more one word.

You can say as many words as you want, but I want the answers to be stupid.

Floored, but put it in the water.

Stupid.

What he said he wanted.

Damn.

That was your answer?

Yeah, you said you wanted them to be stupid.

How more stupid can it get than saying that back?

No.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

I'm clearly biased against you because that's your third strike.

You're out of here.

Thank God.

Unless.

Hold on, where's my coin?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

No.

I think this game should keep going.

Unfair.

God.

Okay.

So you are challenging that it's unfair that that ends that specific round that you think you should continue to do.

I think stupid was a stupid answer.

Well, that's true, but I wasn't looking for...

All right.

So if we get all heads, then Wade wins.

If we get all tails, then Wade loses.

And it was fair and shall be made doubly fair.

Yes.

I got tails.

Tails.

Oh.

Damn it.

Turns out it was perfectly right.

It was the right amount of fair.

Reflip.

Un-unfair.

Fair.

Double dog unfair.

I appreciate that you tried that, Wade.

All right.

Well, I can't argue anymore.

The coin is declared.

That was fair.

The point is declared.

That was very fair.

The fairest, possibly.

Fairest of them all, I might say.

I haven't felt this way, quite this way, about an episode I've hosted since probably the one that was called the worst piece of shit episode ever.

And I felt way worse during that episode, but I thought, going into this, I thought this was such a good idea.

It is a good idea.

Why are you feeling like it's bad?

No, it needs revamped.

It needs to be.

This is going to be a good episode.

This is my perfect crime.

We'll revisit revisit this.

For now, I'm going to stop torturing Mark, and I'm going to read the points that you both earned.

Mark, you earned points for poor Rory,

and they did.

I'm in California.

Talking about VO3 things,

yarn, snake, goosebumps.

Oh, yawn, not yarn.

Floored in the water.

You won the government cover-ups round.

Wow.

Despite how tough that one was for you, you really pulled that out.

Wade, you earned points for, I have a good memory, somehow still having plumbing issues.

Picture of shit, your shit, in parentheses.

I was an anal birth.

You won the round for places being watched.

Point for, is this France?

Point for Crease

Prat.

Point for winning Mistaken Gods.

And point for only one planet is circled.

Just saying, that one's real.

The fairest question that anyone anyone possibly ever has raised.

And I almost just clicked hang up on the call.

Let's not do that.

Hang on.

All right, let's see how many bonus points we get this time.

Oh, you have to add one, too.

Oh, that's right.

Three or two.

Good job, Wade.

We're on it today.

I'm on it today, man.

Do we have a bonus point for hardest thinker?

I don't think so.

I don't think we do.

Ah, my time.

Mark, we just,

we do a lot of philosophy, you know?

And Mark just really applied himself today.

So I want to recognize.

Game, recognize, game.

So first of two spins.

0.4 viewer.

Oh.

Sudden death.

It's a tie.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

We've never seen that one pop up.

This takes us directly to spinning the tie wheel then, right?

This ends the game officially as a tie.

I have a chance!

Damn.

Man, imagine if that had come up on an episode where one of us was like 12 points ahead of the other one.

I feel like that happened this episode.

I don't know.

I got a lot of strikes.

No, you guys were...

Strikes didn't cost you anything.

That's the thing.

You're allowed to get strikes.

I didn't like them.

I haven't seen the winner's wheel in a bit.

Hey, it's all set up.

I need to increase this one, I think.

It's currently at 72.

we've not seen this in so long i forget it's out of 360 degrees right so 72 divided by 360 is 20

so yeah i need 0.22

of 360 is 79.2 is what this says so 79 we'll say oh man that's big man look at how big that is Well, I hope one of you wins.

Hooray.

You want to bet it all on red?

Oh, thank God.

Yes!

Oh, there is a God.

Oh, I already used unfair.

Spin again.

Respin, respin, respin.

All right.

Mark is the winner.

Hey, wait, it says Wade right now.

Fucking, who cares?

All I care about is thank God the next person has to do 20, almost a one in four chance of getting the one-man show.

Mark, just imagine you won the one-man show with like a 16% chance before.

Yeah, yeah.

How lucky?

Well, you are lucky because you are today's winner.

I am.

And so let's get out of the way.

Wade, give us a loser speech.

You know, I really came in here giving it my all.

I tried to think outside of the box, but it turns out inside the box is where I should have been.

I should have avoided stupid, I should have avoided friends, and I should have avoided my underpants, but here we are.

Shit got real.

Just like the shit in your basement.

I do have to, I want to acknowledge and apologize, Wade.

I am very clearly biased against you.

I don't know if there's anything I can do to fix it, but I'm just going to try and acknowledge it publicly more so that the subreddit knows that I know.

It's okay, I've got this.

I'm going to continue to favor Mark pretty aggressively.

Mark, you won!

Fair and square.

The wheel said it should be so, and so it should be.

Give us a speech.

So when it comes down to winning, I'm the winner.

And when winners win, they win well.

And I winned well, and I will win well in the future.

And when I win again, I will remember that Wade did not win.

Wade was not a winner.

A winner wasn't Wade.

Who wrote that speech for you?

Someone.

That was too good for you.

Just assumed that was way too many words.

He could not possibly win.

I've heard you, Wordsmith, and that was too many Wordsmith wording for you.

Anyway, congratulations, Mark.

Mark is going to host the next one.

And congratulations whoever has to spin the wheel of winners because it's going to be 24% next time on the one-man show.

Check out Mark and Wade at their usernames on the internet, which are generally below are on the bottom.

They're on there.

If you're not a watcher, I'm not going to spell them for you.

Anyway, so just search for, you know, whatever.

Bald, settlers of Catan.

You'll find Wade.

Thank you so much for watching.

Thanks so much for listening.

Just like I favor Mark, I always favor the watchers.

And like we always say, podcast out.

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