Giggling about bikinis, road tests, and cheerleading

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Speaker 33 Sup, gigglers?

Speaker 34 Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 33 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 32 We can't be managed.

Speaker 35 I mean, the day just just got away from me.

Speaker 33 Hello, my Gucci gigglers.

Speaker 32 Yes.

Speaker 33 Because you just brought up, you may be having to stop by, do some shopping because you're in Italy.

Speaker 32 I never go on my WhatsApp. Like, I forget that I even have it.
Like, I don't use it. And when I was in Fiji, that's like all they were using it, using.

Speaker 32 So I like randomly checked it and I have a message from like a number, but it says like Margarita. And I'm like, wait, who is this?

Speaker 32 And so I click into it and it's like hi Paige This is Margarita from Gucci and Capri like just wondering where you are and I was

Speaker 32 I've never felt more seen those are the only people you want texting you is what's her name Margarita a personal shopper in Italy is the only people that should be contacting my phone

Speaker 33 Also, I downloaded WhatsApp, but I thought I wasn't getting notifications, so I just

Speaker 33 went to everyone's text for like a year and honestly it was quite nice. Me too.
I I thought it was spam. Like, when I get an alert, I'd be like, what the fuck is WhatsApp? I'd be like, gross.

Speaker 33 It was like, report, block.

Speaker 32 I was like, well, also, because it's green.

Speaker 33 So I was like, ew, get out of here. No, I know.
I'm like, please stop texting this number.

Speaker 33 I don't want to buy what you're selling.

Speaker 32 But people in other countries,

Speaker 32 that's like all they use.

Speaker 33 No, Des loves a WhatsApp. You know he does.
Yeah. Also, I didn't address last time, just to preface.

Speaker 33 I did get to interview Brad Pitt.

Speaker 32 Yes, my mom was like really excited about it.

Speaker 33 Your mom was the first one to text me about it. Your mother has never been so excited for anything I've ever done in my life.

Speaker 32 I literally was like, Oh, I didn't know you were such a Brad Pitt fan.

Speaker 33 She was like, Well, that's very big.

Speaker 33 Kim DeSorbo texts me and she goes, Zaddy,

Speaker 33 not me exposing Kim on the pod, but it really made me laugh. Wait, that's so funny.
I did get a lot of texts from moms about Brad Pitt, like all of my friends' moms texted me.

Speaker 33 Yeah. But I guess he's at that point where...

Speaker 32 Wait, I was just going to say, who is our Brad Pitt?

Speaker 33 They don't make them like they used to. They're frail now.
They blow away with a little wind.

Speaker 32 You're so. They're lanky now.

Speaker 33 Lanky. It's like.

Speaker 32 I would say Jacob a lordy.

Speaker 33 It's the gluten allergies.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 32 They're lanky.

Speaker 33 But Brad, not as tall as I thought.

Speaker 32 And they never are.

Speaker 33 Not as tall as I thought.

Speaker 32 How tall, though?

Speaker 33 I'm going to say, like, five, 10, 5, 11, which is fine. Okay.

Speaker 32 Which is fine. Fine.
Sturdy. Fine.

Speaker 33 But I actually, I took a beta blocker, obviously. When I say beta blocker,

Speaker 33 you immediately turned me into a trucker.

Speaker 32 Mikey, Mikey Madison.

Speaker 33 I took a beta blocka.

Speaker 33 Took a beta blacker. So I was feeling myself.
This whole thing, they shut down Times Square, which I thought was illegal. They shut shut down Times Square.
One of the blocks was full of race cars.

Speaker 33 And the other block, they made like a stage. And there were like people sitting, you know, they do in Times Square.
And they like put me on the stage. And I was like, just standing on the stage.

Speaker 33 But low-key, I was like, this is where I belong. Just yelling at people in Times Square on a stage.
And they were like, you don't have to say anything.

Speaker 33 And I'm like, I'm pretty sure I'm here to pump up the crowd.

Speaker 33 They were like, it's actually live stream, so you don't really have to pump up the crowd.

Speaker 32 Why do I envision you being like, okay, and when do I throw the t-shirts?

Speaker 33 And you're like, no. I pull out a t-shirt gun and I'm like,

Speaker 33 where's Brad?

Speaker 33 But I'm like standing there and you see the celebrity and then I'm standing on the stage and they have to like walk up to you to get interviewed. So it was like a whole process.

Speaker 33 And the whole time, like, we didn't know if we were going to get Brad.

Speaker 33 It was very, and are we going to get Brad?

Speaker 32 Isn't that so interesting?

Speaker 33 Like on red carpets, it's like, we're here for your movie, but we have no idea if you're going to acknowledge us in the moment or not 100 but brad was kissing every baby yeah shaking every hand he literally said hi to everyone in times square finally comes to me and i'm

Speaker 33 it went through the beta blocker my heart started beating

Speaker 33 through the beta blocker and i was like oh fuck it's brad pitt because also they made it this big thing like at the end is he gonna he's the last one he's an a-list celebrity he's larger than life.

Speaker 32 Well, here's the other thing.

Speaker 32 Also, like you grew up in New York City, but like even like living in New York City, it's obviously not weird to like see a celebrity on the street, but there are like certain celebrities that if you do see them out in the wild, like you get starstruck.

Speaker 32 Like, I'll never forget the time the first, like, the first time I saw Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, my body physically didn't move, like, I couldn't move.

Speaker 33 You go limp.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I was like, wait, but that's Leonardo de Camp. Like, that's crazy.
And that's like, I feel like that's dwindling, like that level of, well, social media changed that.

Speaker 33 Look at us just talking about the world and the state it's in in social media, but everyone's famous now.

Speaker 32 Everyone's famous.

Speaker 33 Arguably, people who are less famous are more famous than the famous people.

Speaker 32 Hannah? Yes.

Speaker 32 And do you want to know what? I actually had a thought. I actually...

Speaker 33 We never pause when we're talking. So if when you pause, I know that shit hit.
You're like, wait, stop. Everyone, stop.

Speaker 32 It's so true because you know who I think about all the time, Mary Kate, and Ashley. Want to know why? Because we never see them.

Speaker 32 And I actually had a thought where I was like, maybe in Italy, I'm not going to post anything.

Speaker 33 Oh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me with a good time.

Speaker 32 I'm like, what if I just don't show any of my outfits and I really actually unplug?

Speaker 33 I'm in this place with social media where I'm either like, let's go harder or like, let's completely disappear.

Speaker 32 I'm in this place with social media, specifically on TikTok, where I never, I don't even go to the other tabs. Like, I don't click my activity tab ever.

Speaker 33 No, no, no. I haven't done that since 1994.

Speaker 32 My activity tab? Not for me. Not my business.
If someone else wants to click it, go for it, but it's literally not for me. And so I'm only on my For You page.

Speaker 32 So if I'm not seeing it on my For You page, like I, it's, I don't see it.

Speaker 33 I've actually never gone to my activities place. Only occasionally I'll be on my phone and it'll be like so-and-so mention you and Paige.
And then I feel like it is a giggler. Yeah.

Speaker 33 And then I click it and then I realize that if I don't respond now, I'm never going to see it again. So then I'm responding to people two seconds after they posted a video about us.
That's nice.

Speaker 33 It's a nice video. And then I creep them out and then they're like, Hannah, get a life, get a job.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 People hate to see me in the comments.

Speaker 32 I'm like, sorry for being alive.

Speaker 33 You are up in the comments.

Speaker 33 Well, you've been very busy. You've been doing a lot of things, and it's time for you to be in Italy rehab.

Speaker 32 I don't physically know what time zone I'm in.

Speaker 32 Like, my body, like, I

Speaker 33 you're just a girl. It's not your job to understand time, but I don't.
You went from 16 hours like ahead in Fiji, which I didn't know was legal,

Speaker 33 then back to New York

Speaker 33 for reverse way.

Speaker 32 Back to New York. I landed Saturday night in New York at 12.30, got to my apartment at 1.30, took a shower, unpacked all of my bags from Fiji,

Speaker 32 started looking at my outfits for Italy. Was like I should like get a couple hours of sleep.
Went to sleep at like 3 a.m., woke up at 7 a.m.

Speaker 32 Packed all my outfits for Italy until like noon, then left for the airport.

Speaker 33 This is my question. Yeah.
Are you happy with how the outfits came out?

Speaker 32 You know,

Speaker 32 I'm happier than I thought I was going to be. When I was like on the plane back from Fiji, I was like, what am I even packing for Italy? I have nothing.

Speaker 32 I mean, you did have 16 hours to think about it, but then when I got in there and I surveyed what was happening, what was going on. I have a Daphne story though.

Speaker 32 So I was gone and I was in Fiji for what, like 10, 9, 10 days. And I

Speaker 32 was just like, obviously, just like really missing Daphne. So when I got home, I saw this TikTok earlier that was like, you should tell your pets like what you're doing.
Like, they know. Yes.

Speaker 32 They can understand

Speaker 32 when you tell them. So I get in bed and I like pull Daphne up.
And I'm like, I'm so sorry that I was gone for 10 days.

Speaker 32 Like I was working, but tomorrow I also have to leave for two weeks, but it's okay because we're going to sleep together tonight. Hannah, I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 32 It's like she looked at me and was like, okay, got it. Thanks for letting me know.
She then slept on my shoulder, which she rarely, rarely does.

Speaker 32 Like if she does that, it's like one pause on my shoulder and it's for like five minutes and then she's like, had enough. She literally slept on my shoulder, head in my neck for like three hours.

Speaker 32 I couldn't move.

Speaker 32 I was going to pack then and I was like, well, I can't move.

Speaker 33 Now I'm crying.

Speaker 32 I'm actually crying. It was like, it was honestly a spiritual experience.

Speaker 33 How did you not put her in a, in one of your luggages?

Speaker 32 No, I started tearing up. I was like, you understand what I'm saying? And like, I start, I obviously start chat GPTing it.
And I'm like, Daphne, like, what does that mean?

Speaker 32 And it was like, she loves you.

Speaker 33 She loves you. And also, cats do get love starved.
Like, you'd been gone.

Speaker 32 And also, I am trying to not use my chat GPT. It's really bad for the environment.
Everyone keeps saying it. And I'm like, okay, you know what?

Speaker 33 Let me lay off for a minute. Let's all be honest, though.
We don't really know how it's connected connected to the environment, but I believe people.

Speaker 32 I believe. I believe them.

Speaker 33 I believe them. Just like I believe them about plastic straws.

Speaker 33 If ChatGPT is killing a turtle, I'm off.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I'm out. I was like, I almost told my chat GPT, like, hey, I'm not going to be around for a little bit.

Speaker 33 Have you asked the chat GPT how they're bad for the environment?

Speaker 33 No, but that's, we should. We literally should.
I'd have to say, look, Google works. Google works.

Speaker 32 Let's just go old school and ask Jeeves, you know? Like, it'll be fine.

Speaker 33 Wait, what a throwback. Oh, my God.

Speaker 33 Ask Jeeves.

Speaker 33 Speaking of a throwback,

Speaker 33 I have a documentary I'm excited to watch.

Speaker 32 Which one?

Speaker 33 A documentary is coming out about American Apparel and what happened.

Speaker 32 Wait, I saw a commercial for that.

Speaker 33 I want the tea. Because

Speaker 33 that was my shit.

Speaker 32 No, American Apparel. The chokehold that American Apparel had on millennials specifically.

Speaker 33 We both definitely went different directions. My favorite shirt from American Apparel, which is so henna-coated,

Speaker 33 was a V-neck

Speaker 33 that was green, but like

Speaker 33 smoky tie-dye green, acid wash green. Okay.
I wore it with my jeans, my like bell bottom-y jeans, kind of, and I was obsessed with it.

Speaker 33 And I wore it with my push-up bra, and I was like, can you be sexier? I don't think it's possible.

Speaker 32 What year would you say you were peaking at American Apparel?

Speaker 33 High school.

Speaker 32 Okay, interesting because

Speaker 32 I didn't like we didn't have American apparel. We didn't have any like stores and all that.

Speaker 33 I had friends like working in it. Like they were so cool.
They like did blowjobs and stuff.

Speaker 32 So I didn't like

Speaker 33 HR.

Speaker 32 I didn't experience it till I moved to New York. So I was like 22, but they had the best going out bodysuits.

Speaker 33 Oh my God. I did have this crazy bodycon dress that was like black on top, red on the bottom, ass fat, snatch.
That was snatched before people even talked about being snatched.

Speaker 33 American Parliament snatched it up.

Speaker 32 And what happened? They just like disappeared one day. It was just like one day, all the stores were gone.

Speaker 33 No, I know. It's like every billboard just was like burned down.
There's definitely like serious drama with it.

Speaker 33 But they did have interesting marketing. Like the girls were like very sensual.

Speaker 33 yeah and i think they had weird hiring practices but the girls had a look they all had like no makeup

Speaker 33 long hair very long hair real boobs that were never consistent so it's like everyone had a different boob shape and they just rocked it

Speaker 32 It was very like, it was, I feel like it was very peak, like New York City. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like what?

Speaker 33 Dirtbag, but like cute.

Speaker 32 It was like you either went to Forever 21 or you shopped at American Apparel, and it was two different, very different girls.

Speaker 33 But American Apparel was expensive. Like, I remember it was a, like, Forever 21 was cheaper, but American Apparel 2, they had, like,

Speaker 33 yeah, it was the, it was the vibe. And it's interesting, like, you starting a brand, you think about, like, how the brand, it was cult-ish.

Speaker 32 It was very cult-ish.

Speaker 33 Yeah, American Apparel was a cult. So, anyway, I can't wait to watch that shit.

Speaker 32 I'm excited for that, too.

Speaker 32 Speaking of a cult, I

Speaker 33 we are so good at transitions right now.

Speaker 32 No, we're literally so good. Killing.

Speaker 32 I watched...

Speaker 32 Actually, before I even say this, I watched our new episode of Hannah and Paige Try New Things. This week, honestly, I think is like one of my favorites.

Speaker 33 Okay, so I watched the like raw footage. I haven't watched the updated one yet, but I had to make an announcement.
This is the week.

Speaker 33 that Paige is so much better than me at one of the activities because everyone's been like, it's just forcing paige to do things that henna wants to do i did not want to do this shit it's aerial yoga yeah you

Speaker 32 were incredible honestly though when i watched the footage back i wasn't as good as i thought i was

Speaker 33 like when you're dancing drunk i'm like oh i thought i looked way better you can't tell from it but she would give us an instruction you would just do it where i'd be like like it was like a card game i'm like that made no sense

Speaker 32 it was also dangerous it's also funny for like us specifically because like the episodes aren't going we're not like doing all the episodes in like chronological order like we're doing them like as we like that like what we think is like fun to show you guys yeah so like I'm trying to like see like where my where your mental state was so am I so am I I was like, oh, she is.

Speaker 32 I'm like, oh, was this had to be early on in the tour?

Speaker 33 Like, this was,

Speaker 32 you know, like, I actually felt good at this one and it was, I think, later in the tour.

Speaker 33 Also, I could tell there's some where I'm like,

Speaker 33 you could tell that I'm like not walking in eggshells around you, but I'm like really trying to make sure you're okay.

Speaker 32 Yeah. And I'm just like mute.

Speaker 33 You were disassociating and I'd be like looking at the camera like, we're going to so-and-so today. Paige is feeling great, right? We're feeling great, right? We're feeling great.

Speaker 33 But it is so cool to watch these experience back where I was like, oh, we were so tired and we didn't want to shoot this. And then we did and we had so much fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 And like, I don't regret anything.

Speaker 32 No, it was so fun. Like, now I'm like, I'm not doing a tour unless we do like funny stuff.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 33 But this aerial yoga, if you don't know what it is,

Speaker 33 I mean, I can't even explain it, but you're in. You're up in the air doing stuff.

Speaker 32 Yeah, you're in like a

Speaker 32 circle thing.

Speaker 33 And now I know exactly how you felt like when I was in the batting cage and I just like kept hitting balls and I'm like, let's do this all day. Literally five minutes in, I was like,

Speaker 33 we're still going? Like how many more people?

Speaker 32 No, we were there for like 45 minutes.

Speaker 33 But you were just like, yeah, and cross this leg around this arm and then backwards and up and extend.

Speaker 33 But it was beautifully done.

Speaker 32 No, it was. It was so much fun.
Our instructor was very patient with us and we appreciated that.

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Speaker 4 Are you a Thanksgiving turkey trot person or a Thanksgiving rot person?

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Speaker 32 Okay, back to my cults.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 Did you watch the first season of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? Did you ever end up watching that first season?

Speaker 32 No, you didn't.

Speaker 32 Okay, so the second season came out.

Speaker 32 Just so many thoughts. Did you ever watch it when it was on CMT like years ago? It was a different name.

Speaker 33 It was just so not up my alley.

Speaker 33 And I always got, I always felt like bad for them. And I felt like they were oversexualized.
And I just didn't like it.

Speaker 32 The show that used to be on television, I can't even think what year that had to have been. I mean, that had to have been like 2005 or in that time range, like early 2000s.
It was diabolical.

Speaker 32 It would never be able to be on TV today. Like they'd get canceled immediately.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 So the documentary is a little bit different, but

Speaker 32 they're still women of a certain age in the South. So like, they're still,

Speaker 32 they're still saying things without saying them. Like, they've changed, they've changed from calling a girl fat to just being like,

Speaker 32 and she's full of life, you know?

Speaker 32 I'm like, we,

Speaker 32 I think we know what you, what you mean here.

Speaker 33 Like,

Speaker 33 this is for sure an hr violation like it's she's like they're they're like she's wait can we all change next time you want to say you feel fat can you just say i feel full of life today

Speaker 32 i feel chalk full of life i feel chalk um

Speaker 33 god bless her she is full of life

Speaker 32 So I'm watching, there's like eight episodes probably. This season was like by far not even close to as good as like the first season was.

Speaker 33 Well, because the girls are getting paid now.

Speaker 32 Well, they didn't, okay, well, they didn't get paid. That's the whole lore.
They didn't get that payment change till like after they were done filming.

Speaker 32 So there's like a group of maybe like five girls that are like, hey, we're going to ask the Dallas Cowboys for more money.

Speaker 32 The Dallas Cowboys are like one of the most successful franchises in all of the NFL. Like if any team has the money to pay these girls, it's the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 33 Yeah, a guy sitting on the bench is getting paid $20 million.

Speaker 33 Right.

Speaker 32 I'm going to do a bunch of spoilers. This group of girls, like five of them, are really fighting for the girls to get paid more.

Speaker 32 One girl who's basically at like the forefront of it, her name, what was her name? Amanda, I want to say,

Speaker 32 she's fighting for it. Then the two coaches, which I will get into them,

Speaker 32 have this conversation with her, gaslight the fuck out of her because they stopped booking her because the girls go on different like appearances and the whole 36 teammates don't all go to every appearance.

Speaker 32 So they'll pick like 10 to go perform somewhere and like another 10. She stopped like getting booked for like the appearances.

Speaker 32 And so she goes in to talk to them, like, is this because I'm fighting for like the girls to have more money? And mind you, it's her last year.

Speaker 32 So like, she doesn't actually have to be fighting for this. And she says that, like, I know this isn't going to be the same thing.

Speaker 33 She's fighting for the future of these women and their lives.

Speaker 32 She's like, but I know this is going to affect the girls younger than me. And the girls younger than her don't want to fight because they're like, we just made the team.

Speaker 32 Like, we're not trying to fight.

Speaker 33 Yeah, they're scared.

Speaker 32 They basically phase this girl out of the show.

Speaker 32 The other girls that were like fighting with her kind of like go silent.

Speaker 33 And she's like, is them fighting for more pay a storyline?

Speaker 32 Kind of, yeah. Okay.
But the two coaches aren't involved. Like, they don't go to the coaches first.
They go to like the board of whatever. And basically, the board is like, fuck you guys.

Speaker 32 Like, you don't like it? Like, leave. You don't want, like, you don't care about it.

Speaker 33 Well, the whole thing is there's tons of women that would love to be right in your spot shaking their little tails.

Speaker 32 Yeah. And it's like, okay, well, that doesn't make it correct.
Because mind you, the raquettes,

Speaker 32 normal living wage. They have benefits, I think.
Like, they're like a norm, they're treated as professional dancers. So, like, they do compare it to the raquettes a lot.

Speaker 33 And these girls are as talented. Oh, no.

Speaker 32 Yeah, these girls, like, I think Dallas Cowboy, I think they get kind of like a bad, not, I don't even want to say a bad rep because they're called cheerleaders. These are professional dancers.

Speaker 32 These are professional dancers, yeah. They're not cheerleaders in the sense of like they're throwing stunts up in the air and going to cheer competitions.
Like they're professional dancers.

Speaker 44 Can I just say what we're all thinking?

Speaker 33 The reason why I don't like cheerleading is because of the core root of it, which is that it's a bunch of women rooting for men.

Speaker 33 Okay, first of all, as a cheerleader, as a former. You're literally giving them the attention and cheering them on.
Like, that's your personality. I can't support that.

Speaker 32 You're a former captain of the varsity cheerleading squad. I resent that issue.

Speaker 33 I resent it wholehearted.

Speaker 32 No, okay, yes, that's the core of it. But like,

Speaker 32 okay, perfect example is like when I was in high school, I am exactly what you were describing.

Speaker 32 I joined the cheerleading team because I knew that Fridays, you got out of school early early and you went and you had dinner at the boys' school.

Speaker 32 And all I wanted to do was show up in my school uniform to the boys' school and look at them like during dinner.

Speaker 33 Soul male gates.

Speaker 32 Soul male gates. Yeah.

Speaker 32 I was so boy crazy. Did I give a fuck about like cheerleading? Not really.

Speaker 32 But then once I was like on the team. Yeah, then you have that like team camaraderie and like it's.

Speaker 33 Also, girls are like breaking legs and shit. Like it's kind of crazy, right?

Speaker 32 I mean, the stunts are actually, like, I have been dropped on my head so many fucking times. We can tell you.

Speaker 32 But I had girls on my team specifically that, like, cheerleading was their life. Like, they were on all-star teams, and all they did was compete.

Speaker 33 See, the ESPN competitions, I fuck with. Like, that was insane.

Speaker 32 They're cheerleaders, but they're not cheering for men anywhere. They're just competing against each other.
So, like, and some of the things these cheerleaders do, like,

Speaker 32 it's insane. Like, they're gymnasts.
They're gymnasts and they're dancers. They're triple threats.
Like, I watch the cheerleading competitions on TikTok all the time because they're just so good.

Speaker 32 Anyway,

Speaker 33 I forget what my original thought was, but because you just like, you got really mad for cheerleading. You got really mad because I came for all that you stand for.

Speaker 32 My one organized sport. And you're like, it's a joke.

Speaker 33 And I'm like, but we wear eyeshadow. I like when they're weird.
Even at the sports, they wear eyeshadow.

Speaker 33 I don't like when they're like, and you girls are just going to tell the men that they're going to do well tonight. And even when they're losing, you believe in them.

Speaker 33 No, I think the cheerleaders should leave if the guys are doing bad. They're like, I don't get paid enough for this.

Speaker 32 Honestly, no one, like, when you're at cheerleading practice, no one's talking about the guys. It's your

Speaker 32 practicing.

Speaker 33 It's your show.

Speaker 32 You're practicing because then you're going to perform at halftime, but that performance is what you're going to competitions with.

Speaker 32 So you're really just practicing what you're going to go to competition with.

Speaker 33 Got it. What if it was cheerleaders performing and men playing catch on the sides i think that they at cheer competitions men should be going and cheering them on like it's

Speaker 33 yeah i think the football team should cheer on the cheerleading team they absolutely should i like the cheerleaders because they would train with the mascots in college so we would all hang out but um they were all so talented but they were look It was a different breed in Wisconsin.

Speaker 33 These girls were cold. These were not Dallas.
These were not the Florida girls. These girls, I hate to say it, they were pale.
They were pale and they were freezing their

Speaker 32 Hannah. When I was in high school, there was like a cheerleader magazine that I subscribed to.
Oh my God. Like when you would go to cheerleading camp, it was huge.

Speaker 32 Like we would go to cheerleading camp and then it would be all the surrounding schools' cheerleading teams. And so then you would like compete at cheerleading camp.

Speaker 32 It was cheerleading camp was like some of the best moments of my life.

Speaker 33 But we talked about when I went to one of my high schools the cheerlead team was like cool but like

Speaker 33 if you gave a good blow job you were on the dance team yeah when the dance girls came out i was like

Speaker 33 they're 24 years old no because the dance team had swag like no because the dance team i will never forget these i was like a freshman these girls came out they're wearing their like folded over yoga pants, you know, and like tennilo shirts.

Speaker 33 And Sierra, my goodies, comes on, and I was like, Yeah, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 32 No, it was the first time you were introduced to like that slutty.

Speaker 33 Like, that

Speaker 32 am I allowed to pop that thing like that?

Speaker 33 And all their hair was so straight, like, everyone here was straightened with the little bang. Oh, what who knew it was a time to be alive?

Speaker 32 No, cheerleading is really like it's a lost art. Um, but anyway, yeah, DCC is like, so it's their second season now, and the two coaches,

Speaker 32 I forget honestly what their names even are. It's like one is like the choreographer.

Speaker 32 They've both been there for like a thousand years.

Speaker 33 Can I guess their names? Sherry Ann.

Speaker 32 Honestly, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 33 And Lisa. Like literally, yes.

Speaker 32 Here's the thing about these women.

Speaker 32 And like, they do seem like fine in like if you were to meet them, I don't think they'd like beat you over the head.

Speaker 32 Like, I think think they'd be very cordial but like they would be annoying in a grocery line no this type of woman actually scares the shit out of me and I and like I'm not trying to come for the south whatsoever but I feel like I have been around this type of woman before

Speaker 32 and it's and it's like they're so nice to you when you're talking to them yeah and then you leave the room and you're like I think they just insulted my entire existence.

Speaker 32 Like, and I didn't even realize it in that conversation. Yeah.
One of the girls that they like didn't let make the team, they knew her mom for like 40 years. Like, she worked with them every day.

Speaker 32 And then, like, when they cut her daughter, they just never spoke to this woman again.

Speaker 32 Like, they, they were like, basically, the woman was like, yeah, I mean, she was like in my wedding, so, but I can't like put her daughter on the team.

Speaker 32 And it's like, okay, yeah, she's not going to like take a spot from someone who's more qualified.

Speaker 33 But I would argue that aren't a lot of the girls super qualified and it comes down to some like subjective opinions.

Speaker 32 They're all extremely qualified.

Speaker 33 And she'll be like, I don't like how her toe didn't point.

Speaker 32 Well, the way they like act like this is

Speaker 32 the best thing these women are ever going to do in their lives is like really uncomfortable, especially when all these girls are like, I work four jobs

Speaker 32 and then I go to like go to practice.

Speaker 33 Also, let's be honest, it's like this experience we're all watching them do on TV right now, they're going to talk about in therapy for the rest of their life.

Speaker 32 For the rest of their life.

Speaker 33 Is it important in that way? Yes, you're traumatizing her.

Speaker 32 But then this season, you saw a lot more of like the girls' husbands and boyfriends.

Speaker 32 And let me just tell you, it was jarring.

Speaker 32 It was so jarring because not only are these women some of the most beautiful women like you'll ever see in your life, but they're talented, they're dancers, like they're

Speaker 32 hustlers, they're working a thousand jobs, they're trying to make ends meet. And then these men pop up on the screen and you're like, and then they're sorry.

Speaker 33 I'm sorry, is this a job?

Speaker 32 I'm sorry, is something wrong? Like, are you doing a chair? Like, what's going on here?

Speaker 33 I don't mean to stereotype, but it is proven that like in the South, people do settle down earlier. So sometimes I'll see a guy and be like, how the fuck did he get her?

Speaker 33 And I'm like, wait, was he in his prime in college?

Speaker 32 No, they scared them. They scared them into it.
They scared them into it.

Speaker 33 You have five minutes.

Speaker 32 No, you, you literally have five minutes.

Speaker 32 And so one of the part, one of the things one of the girls said was she was like, I feel bad for my other teammates because they're trying to like live off of this money.

Speaker 32 And she was like, but I have a husband. And so in my head, I'm just like, wait, guys, like, you're stressing me out.

Speaker 32 I was getting so stressed watching it because I was like, how are they handling all of it?

Speaker 32 And then not only do they have to show up and wear the teeniest, tiniest outfits, like they have to be perfect at everything or they get like the one girl broke a rule and the rule was she let a man into her hotel room.

Speaker 32 And I'm like, guys,

Speaker 32 I thought you were going to come out and say she drugged everyone. I don't know why I went there.

Speaker 33 Like she like, they're on vacation.

Speaker 32 She like got drugs and made everyone do it. I was like, okay, maybe like not the best thing.

Speaker 33 Ketamine.

Speaker 32 Like not the best thing to do.

Speaker 32 But again, you're in the bahamas look she needed a release she's stressed but then they were like and she let a man into the room and i'm like also who snitched on her that's so cool

Speaker 33 i'm like okay

Speaker 32 like it's just very

Speaker 32 it's just i think also i think i have like ptsd because i feel like being from the northeast women get such a like rep of like you're cold you're harsh you're mean

Speaker 32 where like the south it's like oh they're so nice they're so like whatever and it's like

Speaker 32 but not even, like, no.

Speaker 33 It's just. There's assholes everywhere you go, is what I like to say.
There's assholes everywhere, and some of them are in sheep's clothing.

Speaker 32 It's crazy, but I just feel like in the Northeast, it's like, if you don't like someone, that person knows you don't like them.

Speaker 32 Where down there, it's like, you could think that's your best friend, and they fucking hate you. Like, that's the difference.

Speaker 33 That's so scary. But it is like a different language that like they can read where like other people can't.
It also is so interesting.

Speaker 33 people being like good at things.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Like I would be so bad at being a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I'm not so bad at it.
I definitely wasn't asked, but I'd be so bad for so many reasons.

Speaker 33 Like when I was on the tennis team, I would get in trouble because they would tell us like what we had to wear for every practice and every competition. As a part of now I see it's like a team thing.

Speaker 33 Where with me I was like, it's a miracle I made it here on time. You also want me to be wearing the red and the black shorts.
Like, I still have nightwears.

Speaker 33 And there's a photo that's really funny, one of our first competitions. Everyone's wearing their red tracksuit, and I'm in my gray tracksuit.
And for sure got in trouble, had to wake up at 7 a.m.

Speaker 33 and do the bike for it. But like in my head, like I couldn't grasp why the coach was so frustrated about that.
I'm like, I want.

Speaker 33 Like, why are you mad? I wanted. Sorry, I don't like how the tag on the red sweatsuit feels on me.
I'm wearing the gray.

Speaker 32 I think one of the reasons that we're best friends and because there's so many things where we're like, we have different interests or things we like, but like our core values, like

Speaker 32 you can't tell us what to do where we physically

Speaker 32 physically combust. Like we're like, oh, the red, you want me to wear the red? Perfect.

Speaker 33 But that's where we bond. This is how we bond.
I'll text you during the day and be like, can we not do this the way they want us to do it? And you go, absolutely fucking lutely not.

Speaker 33 And then I'm like at peace with myself.

Speaker 32 Well, because sometimes also, and this is just a reminder for the girls, sometimes we have to remind ourselves that we are the adults also true like and we can say no and we don't have to listen to people like you don't have to listen to everything people tell you to do as michelle obama said no was a full sentence and also i what i've learned from being around paige from following paige around is that people actually like respect

Speaker 33 the person more who has boundaries because we'll be in a place I've seen before where like I'm like sucking up like being over the top, like, trying to, like, be nice to someone.

Speaker 32 I know exactly the time you're talking about.

Speaker 33 I don't even, this, I couldn't even put my finger. This is how we are.
And Paige will just be very, like, to the point and, matter of fact.

Speaker 33 And I could see that they, like, want Paige's attention more than mine when I'm like, I've been fucking listening to all your stories all day and that kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 33 But it's, it's just unnecessary effort.

Speaker 32 Well, because also, I think another thing that we're similar, we don't care who you are or what you've done.

Speaker 32 We don't care. Like,

Speaker 33 we don't care. I just don't care.

Speaker 32 It's not that it doesn't impress us.

Speaker 33 No, we're not impressed. We don't care about the superficial things.
We like people who are funny.

Speaker 32 What you've accomplished has nothing to do with me.

Speaker 32 And also, like, I'm not... I'm not sucking up to you because you, what, you own where we're standing.
I don't care.

Speaker 33 I don't give a fuck. I don't care.

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Speaker 33 I wanted to tell you, this is why I've been stressed. Yesterday, we had a very different day.
Paige was flying to Italy,

Speaker 33 and I was getting driven to Riverhead to take a driver's lesson.

Speaker 32 Yes.

Speaker 32 I've been waiting to hear how this went on. Shout out, Greg.

Speaker 33 Poor Greg. He's about to retire, and he's one step out the door from his 25 years of teaching.

Speaker 32 I think that's a requirement as a driver ed teacher. You have to be on death's door.

Speaker 33 He's on death's door. And he's so giving us his former cop, and he walks in.
He's like, I'm about to retire. I go, I'm your your last, I'm your last lesson.
Okay, like I'm, I'm the last challenge.

Speaker 32 I'm your final marble stone.

Speaker 33 Literally. I'm like, if you can get me to pass my road test, like you can do anything in this.

Speaker 32 Monuments will be erected in your honor, sir.

Speaker 33 Okay. There's a whole group of girls rooting for you.
And I don't know what it was. I swear to God, when Des was driving me to this lesson,

Speaker 33 I became a teenager again. Like immediately, I was like, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 33 I was like, I don't want to do this and he's like you have to get a fucking license and i was like he he's gonna be disappointed i'm gonna mess it up everyone's gonna be mad at me i don't even internet

Speaker 32 were you in were you in a driver ed car where like he also has a steering wheel yes but first does was driving me

Speaker 33 and

Speaker 33 look

Speaker 33 it was also confusing because does in england in england and ireland apparently they like turn different whatever longs are short it's fucking confusing but greg was so peaceful and calm and understanding.

Speaker 32 In Ireland, are they driving on the other side of the road?

Speaker 33 They drive on the other side. And also,

Speaker 33 he told me that like you're not supposed to cross your hands when turning. You're supposed to feed.

Speaker 32 You're not supposed to

Speaker 32 oversteer can get you in a bad accident.

Speaker 33 Yeah, but then this guy was like, you're allowed to cross your hands just like the right way. So I'm dealing with, I'm learning a lot right now.
But Greg was really calm.

Speaker 33 And he was like, so what's your story?

Speaker 33 And I was like, we don't have time. We don't have time, Greg.

Speaker 32 Greg, let's focus on the task ahead.

Speaker 33 Greg, we don't have time for this shit.

Speaker 32 Like, actually, I have a new hour. If you could just stay for one minute, let me try this out on you.

Speaker 33 I actually have some new jokes that I'm working on. I want to test with you.
But

Speaker 33 I realized that my learner's permit.

Speaker 33 Expires in August. So we are in the trenches right now.
No pressure.

Speaker 32 You've literally put your relaxing summer in a time crunch. So what, you have to schedule your road test before your permit expires?

Speaker 33 I scheduled.

Speaker 33 First of all, I also want to apologize to the Academy for anyone stressing out with this right now because Gigglesquad is supposed to be so peaceful, but like I have to trauma dump on you guys right now.

Speaker 32 No, this is my therapy. Go.

Speaker 32 Put it in the book, honey.

Speaker 33 I had to take a five-hour driving class online. I did that the other day also.
Don't be jealous. Okay.

Speaker 33 And if I don't pass the test by August, then I have to like restart everything.

Speaker 32 Restart everything. It's so Hannah-coated.

Speaker 33 I'm literally so scared. And then I go

Speaker 33 to set up my road test, and it turns out every kid in the summer is trying to get their road test.

Speaker 33 I have to drive to Westchester to do it.

Speaker 33 Oh, I know. Oh, my God.
But then someone said to keep checking. Long story short, like,

Speaker 33 I'm so upset and stressed, but now I'm trying to have a different approach. I'm like, let's.

Speaker 32 Okay, and what was your experience in the driver Ed car? Like, how did you, how did you feel?

Speaker 33 Well, honestly, Greg just had, honestly, he was awesome. Like, I love Greg and he made me feel calm, but it was kind of nerve-wracking because he kept asking me questions.

Speaker 33 And you could tell, he couldn't tell yet if I was going to be good or bad. And like, neither could I.
I'll tell you that right now. Yeah.
And then he was like, okay, it's your turn.

Speaker 33 And like, I honestly am getting like anxiety that I'd have like in my teens. Yeah.

Speaker 33 Where you're like, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm scared.
And I'm like being forced to do this. And I don't want to.

Speaker 32 Let me give you some encouragement. As someone who also took driver's ed in high school,

Speaker 32 it was honestly one of the best experiences because in high school, we would do it like after school and it'd be like four girls in one car. So like it would kind of be funny.

Speaker 32 Dangerous, but so dangerous.

Speaker 33 I was

Speaker 33 singing. We're smoking weed.

Speaker 33 Crossroads.

Speaker 32 Lady Gaga had just like come out with an album. i'm like what are we to do

Speaker 32 um red trip

Speaker 32 i was by far the worst in my car like like every time i got in the driver's seat like my driver ed teacher was like i just need to let you know you will not pass you're not passing your road test and i would just like i took that as a suggestion okay again i love that you were like to my haters who don't believe in me

Speaker 32 literally i was like okay first of all i don't work for you second of all you're just pouring gasoline and I'm about to light shit up. I'm like, you've never seen my charm in action.

Speaker 32 And I did pass my road test when he said I wasn't going to. So I truly think it depends on where you take your road test.
Have you looked? Because the kids talk. Have you looked online?

Speaker 32 Like, is Westchester hard?

Speaker 33 I searched for

Speaker 33 it. And they said Riverhead is one of the easiest ones.
And I failed Riverhead. So that

Speaker 33 we're starting who knows where to begin.

Speaker 33 Did I already make an announcement on the pod saying I don't want to do anything illegal? But if there is a giggler who happens to be

Speaker 32 a road test,

Speaker 33 that would be really just convenient. Nothing illegal, but like, can I talk to you for a sec?

Speaker 33 I also,

Speaker 33 I passed my road test once, but I shouldn't have passed it because she was like, okay, park and to finish the road test. And I ran the curb, but she already like printed out the receipt that I passed.

Speaker 33 And she was like, Jesus Christ. And my dad was like, you shouldn't pass.

Speaker 32 Yeah, hitting the curb, I think, is an automatic fail.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 33 yeah no like I shouldn't have passed it so I had no confidence but also I didn't have driver's ed because I'm a city freak so no one knows how to drive but anyway I'm fully committing I'm putting this out there into the universe of Giggly Squad so that like you guys could send me any guidance for like how to parallel park or something dare dare we ask like the exact date or like would that stress you out too much or like should we be manifesting for this like specific date true i love how you're like we can get a lot of power and a lot of gigglers like no we the floor is yours.

Speaker 32 The girls are listening.

Speaker 33 The girls are listening. Let's go.

Speaker 32 Let's combine our powers.

Speaker 33 The witches are ready.

Speaker 33 I might, I'm trying to find an earlier date, but right now it's in July, so it might change, but I'll keep you guys posted. But also,

Speaker 33 I'm now committed now to be a student of the game. Like, this isn't about winning or losing.
This is about the process. This is about the journey.
And I want to be one with the car.

Speaker 33 I'm looking at it in a complete imperceptive. I'm not here to win.
I'm here to.

Speaker 32 Let the car guide you.

Speaker 33 Yep. Yes.
Let the car guide me through life. And I have no fear and I love driving.

Speaker 32 Can I ask what is your least favorite thing that you're trying to like master? And what is the thing that you're like, I got, I can do this one?

Speaker 33 To be honest, like I like driving. I don't like the idea of sitting down and a person watching you and grading you.
And I low-key feel like is rooting against me. Yeah.

Speaker 33 Like I feel like they don't want me to succeed in life. And I'm like, and they love love that power.

Speaker 32 Well, they, there's a lot of power in their

Speaker 33 position. So much fucking power.
And also, like, let's be honest, I'm a woman. I'm a woman who can't drive.

Speaker 32 They're literally club bouncers of the government. You know, like, it's like, okay, dude, you could be fired at any time, but also, like, you do hold a lot of power in this exact moment.

Speaker 33 Is their job important? A thousand percent.

Speaker 33 And should I be on the road? Absolutely not. But I'm actually training.
I love how I'm talking about training.

Speaker 33 Like, I saw Coco Goff wrote, I'm going to win the, I will win the French Open like 500 times in her notebook. So I'm going to write, I will pass my road test because it's like the same thing.

Speaker 33 I'm going to write it.

Speaker 32 Honestly, talking about cheerleading camp and road tests this episode is just like, it's

Speaker 32 running it.

Speaker 33 But I also feel like it explains, I don't like following the rules. So a road test is literally, can you follow every rule? And every cell inside me wants to be like, like, like, just like a test.

Speaker 20 How are your three-point turns?

Speaker 33 Honestly, like, they're fine. It's just I don't know, like, should I be going faster? Should I go be going slower? Like, I just feel like I'm not good enough.
I'm not good enough for anything.

Speaker 32 Are you parallel parking?

Speaker 33 I parallel park today, but whenever I do it, I feel like it's luck.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Like, I couldn't.
I'm going to be, I haven't parallel parked since my road test. Yeah.
I couldn't. If someone told me to parallel park right now, I wouldn't go.

Speaker 33 Wait, side note.

Speaker 33 One summer house memory, I do have to say, was early on our first season. I remember like everyone else was like getting into like storylines and fights and like I had nothing going on.

Speaker 33 And then someone,

Speaker 33 you know what I'm going to say?

Speaker 33 I didn't remember who it was, but someone was like, it was Jordan. It was Jordan.
It was Jordan. But other people were like having his back at first.

Speaker 33 And he was like, side note, fucking Hannah never drives.

Speaker 33 Every weekend, everyone drives but Hannah. And I start looking around and someone else is like, actually,

Speaker 33 yeah, you never fucking drive. And I go, I don't even have my license.
And they're like, still, it's not fair. You don't drive.
And I remember you jumped in and you were like, do you all want to die?

Speaker 32 This is a perfect example of how things went so Hannah coded or so page coded because in this exact, I remember this, like it was literally yesterday, in this exact fight, everyone's attacking you for never having driven to the Hamptons any weekend of the summer.

Speaker 32 And I'm like, first of all, she's incompetent. She doesn't have a license.
Second of all, I had also never driven a weekend and no one picked up on it.

Speaker 33 And I only have a license.

Speaker 32 I had a license at that point for almost 15 years.

Speaker 33 And I remember never to defend myself for not driving when I didn't have a driver's license, a four-hour drive to the Hamptons through highways.

Speaker 32 Okay, I'm going to be honest. The only man that I ever listened to is my father.
And when he heard that I was going to have to drive to the Hamptons every weekend, he said, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 32 You are not driving on the LIE at rush hour on a Friday. I don't care if you're a good driver.
I know you're not. You're not doing, like, you'll kill everyone in the car, including yourself.

Speaker 33 Sorry, I care about safety.

Speaker 32 And he was 100% right. I actually, I actually can't believe legally that that's even allowed.

Speaker 33 Driving out to the Hamptons was so stressful because you were thinking about like, okay, what happened this last weekend? What am I going to say? Like it was, it was like a scary mental thing.

Speaker 33 And traffic isn't good for your mental health.

Speaker 32 No, the Long Island Expressway is like literally one of the most dangerous fucking highways, I feel like, in the country. It's like four, it's four lanes.
It's, it goes fast as fuck.

Speaker 32 Like if you're not alert driving to the Hamptons, you're getting in an accident. Like you have to fully be present when you're driving.

Speaker 33 Also, the cars we were driving were huge huge, and I don't know a lot about driving, but it's like unless you have a trucker's license, I don't feel like you'll be that comfortable.

Speaker 32 No, I was, it took me years to be to be like, okay, I'll drive because I was so scared.

Speaker 33 Side note, I'm drinking my Dunkin' Ice Refresher, and I just have to say I nailed it with the flavor.

Speaker 32 What, yeah, what one is that?

Speaker 33 Mango pineapple lemonade. That's the one I've been sipping it the whole time.

Speaker 32 Okay, I need to get that. I love anything like mixed with a lemonade.

Speaker 33 Can I add one other thing to the docket? Yeah. Why is the most organized our society has ever been

Speaker 33 when there's a look-alike contest in New York City?

Speaker 33 When and why

Speaker 33 did this take off?

Speaker 32 And also, should we do one at the next Giggly Squad Live?

Speaker 33 Like, I love it, but I just don't understand that New York.

Speaker 32 Also, why is it all men?

Speaker 32 Are they trying to cure the male loneliness epidemic of each other? Because, like, yeah, we're trying to put, we are trying to put

Speaker 33 each other more. The last time a girl said she looked like Megan Fox, she was stoned.
No.

Speaker 33 You know, that poor woman

Speaker 33 dreaded. Some look at the light girls are like, I'll pass.
I'll pass on this. I'm blonde, but I'll pass.

Speaker 33 No, that's people are.

Speaker 33 You just

Speaker 33 hit something about our society, though. You can't do it with the girls because people would be so mean to the women.
They'd be like, really?

Speaker 33 You think you look like her?

Speaker 32 Could you imagine someone hosting like a Sabrina Carpenter look-alike contest? They'd be annihilated.

Speaker 33 They also would be so tiny. For this look-alike stuff, it's chaos in this world.
Yeah. You can't even do it.

Speaker 33 When they organize a look-alike contest, everyone is calm and there's a system and there's a ranking and there's voting. There's no fraud.
There's no fake news.

Speaker 33 It's just this is the look-alike contest. They follow the rules.
They follow the rules. They always pick the right person.
There's no politics, no bias.

Speaker 32 If anyone ever comments on any of my Instagram pictures, like, oh my God, you look like so-and-so.

Speaker 32 There's always a comment underneath from a woman that's like, don't ever insult Audrey Hepburn, who is class and elegance with this piece of literal truth.

Speaker 33 I'm like, whoa.

Speaker 32 Wait, actually, you know what? I get tagged in a lot and people are like, I thought this was you, which is so on theme for this episode. A lot of dance videos.

Speaker 32 Like, I think there is this one dancer that looks like Tennessee.

Speaker 33 Like, looks like you.

Speaker 32 And she's phenomenal. And I'm like, every time, I'm like, I wish this was me.
And which brings me actually to my next point.

Speaker 32 I think for one of the things for like, now I'm like brainstorming for Hannah and Paige Tiny Things next year or whenever we do it. I think that we should learn a like a legitimate dance routine.

Speaker 33 And do it on stage?

Speaker 32 No.

Speaker 33 Do it on stage. Why would you learn it?

Speaker 32 For the satisfaction of learning it and recording it. Oh, babe, I do it too for performances.

Speaker 33 When we first started, I was like, should we do a dance at the end? And you were like, never fucking bring that up again. I swear to God.
And I never.

Speaker 32 I'm never going out on.

Speaker 32 If you've never been to Giggly Squad Live, you should come because it's such a vibe. But just know this.
I will never sing,

Speaker 32 dance,

Speaker 32 or do anything theatrical.

Speaker 33 That's what you say, but also you said you would never get a cat, and look where you are now.

Speaker 32 Okay, you started this episode with my boundaries and how

Speaker 32 proud you were of me. So let me have my boundaries.

Speaker 33 One thing about dancers, though. Yeah.

Speaker 33 I like am currently obsessed with finding like a dancer that's on Broadway who's like really beautiful and talented and then like clicking on their profile. And I've done like, I'm like.

Speaker 33 you're obsessed with Broadway right now I'm obsessed with Broadway but also like just I wanted to be a hip-hop dancer in another life like you know the girls who have who do the hip-hop dances like there's nothing cooler than that it's all I watch on tick tock yeah these people are so cool they all have like no followers but like they're more talented than everyone and then they're all like friends with the coolest people.

Speaker 33 Like all these hot dancers hang out with each other and they're like, oh, like I'm going to dance like for the weekend,

Speaker 33 touring with the the weekend this weekend. And then I'm with Lady Gaga next weekend.
And then I'm on this Broadway show this weekend. And they're just like.

Speaker 32 Professional dancers are no fucking joke. And they get zero respect.

Speaker 33 But I'm scrolling through and like their lives seem like really cool.

Speaker 32 For how much I rag on Broadway just because like I, it's not like my most favorite form of entertainment. It's Broadway.

Speaker 32 performers and comedians, I feel like are very similar in terms of they do so many jobs on stage and they get zero accolades whatsoever like the fact that there's like emmys and like stand-up comedy isn't in it and obviously like they have the tony awards but like to be a broadway performer you're singing you're dancing you're acting you're memorizing all like if you're acting in a movie and you forget the lines there's someone there giving you the lines you're on broadway you forget the line you're fucked like you you know what's impressive about these dancers too is like they don't yeah they don't get any accolades They're not the star.

Speaker 33 Their job is to be in the background and they're not getting paid a lot. And I'm like, I respect that.

Speaker 32 Well, that's why like watching the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, you're like, wait,

Speaker 32 you guys are putting so much pressure on these girls and you're also considering it a hobby. Like if you want to put this much pressure and be this big of a

Speaker 33 motherfucker.

Speaker 32 Fucking bitch to these literal 19, 22 year old girls, like pay them more than $75 a week, you freaks.

Speaker 33 I do see big picture now that I'm getting older and I'm looking back on like, obviously when you're in jobs, when you're young and you want to prove yourself, but there's a point with like corporate America where they're just like banking on who

Speaker 33 is going to overwork and they give you more work and they don't like give you raises.

Speaker 32 Well, I think Gen Z.

Speaker 32 I think we were kind of the last generation of that.

Speaker 32 Like we were the last, I feel like we were the last generation that woke up at 7 a.m., went to a corporate job, went to the gym after, ate dinner, and did it all again.

Speaker 32 Like, and then COVID hit, and then I feel like Gen Z was like, uh,

Speaker 32 yeah, no. Like, they got out of college and they were like, cute, we're not doing that.

Speaker 33 They go, that's adorable for everyone else for a dumb millennial to do. Yeah.
Wait, I have a gripe. Okay.
Why are bikinis sold separately, tops and bottoms, when like no one's mix and matching?

Speaker 32 I think you're you're wrong. I think they're sold separately because everyone's mix and matching top and bottom sizes.

Speaker 32 I think the majority of girls,

Speaker 32 I don't have this, unfortunately,

Speaker 32 have bigger boobs. And then, like,

Speaker 33 for sizing.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that's why they're sold separately.

Speaker 32 Any other brain busters, honey?

Speaker 33 Here you go. Next.

Speaker 33 Next question.

Speaker 33 Are we still doing the thong bikinis in a public public space?

Speaker 32 Oh my God, Hannah, wait.

Speaker 33 She literally had to reposition for this.

Speaker 32 I have to reposition. Have you seen this discourse on TikTok?

Speaker 33 No.

Speaker 32 Okay, there's this whole thing on TikTok where girls are like, stop wearing thong bikinis to the beach.

Speaker 32 And

Speaker 32 I

Speaker 32 disagree with you.

Speaker 32 I think, okay, the argument was women were like, my children are here. I don't want my children seeing your asshole basically out.
And then another girl goes, why don't you say the real reason?

Speaker 32 Because your kids don't notice. You don't want your husband looking at some young girl who's in a thong bikini.

Speaker 33 There's a lot of perspectives, but I also...

Speaker 32 So many perspectives.

Speaker 33 I would argue that everyone has different body types. Yes.
And I have a fat ass.

Speaker 32 Yes.

Speaker 33 It's like your friends who have big boobs, how like...

Speaker 32 They're more sexualized.

Speaker 33 Yeah, if you wear a certain top, it's like Paige looks so cute and that. Where if another girl wears it, it's like, okay, you slutty whore.

Speaker 32 Yeah, it's giving sex symbol. Yeah.

Speaker 33 If I wear a thong to the beach, we're in a music video.

Speaker 33 We're in a full music video. And I don't hate it.
I don't hate it. But I'm not, I'm not always in the mood to be sexualized.
Like, some, I want a bikini that's, first of all, bring back tankinis.

Speaker 33 They're back.

Speaker 33 They're back. Okay.
Granny's back. And I want to cut.
I want granny panties

Speaker 33 i know you don't i knew you wanted that you want a full one piece you're really like so bring it back to the 60s i want a full unitard

Speaker 33 i want a t-shirt you don't you don't even want to show up to the beach in your bathing suit you want to change that i want you want it 1950s style i would wear like a wet t-shirt to in the pool with like a cute bottom but like whoever decided decided we had to wear bras.

Speaker 33 Like, I also don't like bras. I never wear bras.
Why would I wear it to the beach?

Speaker 32 I think everything is situational. Am I showing up to a kid's birthday with no bra and my ass out?

Speaker 33 How many kids' birthdays are you showing up to? She's like, on Mondays, I do kids' birthdays. You'd be surprised.

Speaker 32 Sometimes, sometimes I'm a big head.

Speaker 32 Am I showing up to like a beach on vacation in on an island in a thong bikini and like my nipples hard? Fuck yeah, I am.

Speaker 32 so like I think everything really is situational it can't you didn't have to bring up hard nipples yeah I don't know

Speaker 32 I'm feeling cheeky it's 1130 in Italy and like I'm just

Speaker 32 don't want to poke you in the eye with my hard ass nipple okay no I just think if you can't I feel like tick tock it makes everything one big generalization like there's a time and place for everything I do think it's important for kids to see bodies

Speaker 32 It's also like

Speaker 32 they don't aren't reacting to it. They're not sexualizing me.
They're seven. They can't.

Speaker 33 If they never see a butt and then one day they see a butt, that's gonna be weird.

Speaker 32 Yeah, and all I think is.

Speaker 33 Yeah, expose them first.

Speaker 32 Like, I've never, as a child, I don't have one memory of going on vacation with my family and thinking about some person's body.

Speaker 33 Like,

Speaker 33 if someone's like, oh, yeah, Capri was really fun until that one woman showed

Speaker 33 too much of her side boob.

Speaker 32 What are you talking about?

Speaker 32 Now, if I'm with a man and a hot young bombshell walks in front of us and she's got like an insane itsy bitsy teeny bikini on in my head, am I like, he's definitely looking at her?

Speaker 32 Yeah, probably, but like, so am I. Like, she looks great, you know.

Speaker 33 You look over, you make sure he's still straight.

Speaker 32 No,

Speaker 33 if I had it, if he doesn't look,

Speaker 33 if he doesn't look.

Speaker 32 We're segueing so good. Wait, we have to end on this because I was talking to one of my friends about this.

Speaker 33 This is so, Hannah, this is so crazy. What?

Speaker 32 If you're questioning if your boyfriend is gay or not, and we've all been there, okay?

Speaker 32 We've all at least had one where we're like,

Speaker 32 when he's going down on, when a guy is going down on you and you're laying down and you're on your back, and he's going down on you,

Speaker 32 if his back is arched,

Speaker 32 not a good sign.

Speaker 32 Not a good sign. Their body should be down completely.

Speaker 33 Like full sniper mode, like all like.

Speaker 32 If the bed is large enough and he's on his stomach, okay, fine. But like, or it's like his knees should be on the ground.
Like, in no situation should his back ever be arched.

Speaker 33 Adding on to that, that's fucking genius. Adding on to that, any guy whose posture is too good in general.

Speaker 33 Gay.

Speaker 33 And every episode ends the same way.

Speaker 32 Your boyfriend's gay. Break up a little.

Speaker 33 And that's our time. Thank you so much for listening, Kingly Squad.
Check out Hannah and Paige Try New Things.

Speaker 33 New episode just dropped on YouTube where Paige is much better than me at Arial Acrobatics and it's pretty entertaining. And special thanks to Duncan for supporting this episode.

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