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Sup, Gigglers.

Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Welcome to the Gigla Villa.

I got a text and it's from Peja Sorbo.

Isn't this just so crazy?

Coming to you live from Vijay.

Live from the middle of nowhere.

16 hours ahead.

A time traveler.

Yeah, right now it is.

Okay, we're recording the pod and right now it is Tuesday, June 17th at 12.35.

I love how we tried to set it up and she was like, I'm not doing the math.

Tell me what time you're free

and text me.

But I googled it because I don't know where Fiji is and I'm trying to learn and grow.

You're in the middle of the ocean.

I'm pretty close to New Zealand and like, I'm basically in Australia.

Were you tempted to be like, do I just go to Australia now?

Well, there was like, okay.

See some ruse?

I'm also like

by myself.

Like I didn't like travel with anyone.

Like obviously like production is here, but like, I'm kind of like by myself.

So, like, then one day I like got up and I, like, I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee.

And I was like, what am I going to do with myself today?

And I literally just sat on the beach like by myself.

And I was like, you know what?

I needed this.

Like, I truly needed this.

Did you solve anything?

You figure anything out on that beach?

I didn't solve anything, but

no, I did have a moment where I was like, oh my god, if something like happened, I'm, I live here now.

Like, this is where I live.

I'm surprised Kim DeSorbo let you go 16 hours to Fiji without I know.

Like I was thinking like, okay, when COVID happened, like people were traveling.

People were like doing different stuff.

And I had this panic where I was like, oh my God, imagine if like another COVID broke out and like I was just here.

Ladies and gentlemen, that is what anxiety looks like in real time.

That's called catastrophizing.

And I learned that from my therapist a couple years ago.

I'm like, what if I die in Fiji?

Okay, there is so much.

There's so much we have to go over.

So much.

And every single thing I've seen online, I'm like, oh my God.

For people who don't know, she's in

Fiji doing Love Island.

Yeah.

And you hosted.

Just so many different things our Giggly Squad coded.

I hosted

one of the challenges on one of the episodes.

So let me just start from the very beginning.

She was born in Albany, New York.

Literally.

I got introduced to Love Island, UK.

No.

Let me just start from the beginning.

Okay, so I get a call probably like a month ago.

Hey, Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji.

They could have been like, you're literally

gonna like wipe Ariana's ass.

And I'd be like, cool, I'll meet her.

I can't wait.

What's my call time?

So they're like, we don't really know what you're gonna be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out.

And so I'm like, great, I'll start looking for outfits.

So all month I'm like, is this Love Island?

Is that Love Island?

Does this scream Love Island?

I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island, but from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe.

That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo.

This is not the vibe.

Yes.

I do think, though, you love Love Island so much.

I think you overthought it.

I was overthinking it.

So then I do a fitting and I'm like, I hate everything.

I'm like, no.

And I'm leaving in like a couple days.

Okay.

I'm like, I need so many more options.

I'm ordering everything.

I'm deconstructing dresses.

I'm like, let's just alter it to like.

You learn to sew.

Literally.

It's.

Never got a text.

No.

Didn't ask for my help once.

Not even a, hey, what would you, nope.

Hey, do you want to help me?

Nope.

That actually is interesting.

Whenever I'm having a fashion problem, you're not even in my top seven.

No, like,

even, it didn't even trickle down to me.

I didn't even overhear it was going on.

I'll just be like, how's it going?

And you'll be like, uh, impossible.

Yeah, you didn't even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat.

You knew I would have blown up your phone because I would have felt so important that you asked me.

Yeah, and it was like,

I didn't need you also sending me dresses.

Like, Like, I don't have time to look at what your interpretation of me on Love Island is.

You know, like that.

She's gonna need your brand of my love island.

I don't have the man hours to sit and play with you.

Like, since the adults are trying to do something, I don't know.

You don't have to go through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes and your Love Island outfits.

Absolutely not.

Check, please.

So, like, okay.

So, you don't have an outfit.

So, I don't have an outfit.

This is like five days before.

Then literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island, I literally have a tailor at my apartment like finishing something for me.

I end up going to bed that night with four dresses.

I'm like, I have four perfect Love Island dresses.

Okay.

How many do you need?

I'm one.

No, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

They told me I needed, they didn't tell me exactly how many I needed but I definitely needed two

and so I was like oh okay I'm going to I'm gonna bring extra two because like production anything could happen you don't know I'm so stressed right now like this is my nightmare And so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna check a bag, but I'm gonna put my dresses in my carry-on.

Like, God forbid.

I'm trying to like figure out all, minimize any possible problem that could come, that could arise.

Hot take, I hate a packing video.

Continue.

Stress.

Continue.

So I go to bed that night i wake up the next morning i'm doing like final touches packing my bag getting ready to leave i get a call hey they've added something on

now mind you it's wednesday okay it's wednesday new york city time i'm leaving for jfk my flight's at like six o'clock to la

It's like 12 o'clock in New York right now.

I'm like literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like an hour.

I get a call and they're like, Do you have?

They're adding something on

for you to host.

Like, I don't know exactly.

Again, we don't know exactly what's gonna happen.

Once you get to Fiji, like, production will be in touch.

We'll figure everything out.

Don't worry.

I mean, it sounds like you're getting kidnapped, kidnapped, by the way.

I'm like, I have enough dresses.

I don't care about anything.

Like, I've done my part.

Yes, I'm good.

Like, don't worry about it.

Yeah, I'm overprepared.

And they go,

Do you, by any chance, have an outfit that would be lumberjack-themed?

And I'm like, lumberjack-themed.

That's when you should have fucking texted me.

It's literally, I'm about to leave from the airport.

I'm like, uh,

I don't have any, like, I'm freaking out.

I'm like, no, I don't know.

Now, again, it's Wednesday.

I'm leaving.

I will be landing in Fiji Friday.

Can you Amazon to Fiji?

I don't know.

I'm supposed to film this lumberjack-themed thing

like the following day.

Yep.

You're breaking out into hives telling this story, by the way.

So I'm like, Eureka, I'm like, wait a minute.

I have an outfit that's dark green and suede.

Like, that is the best I can do for lumberjack theme.

And I tell, first I tell them, I'm like, I don't have an outfit.

Like, what are we going to do if I don't have an outfit?

And they're like, don't worry.

Like, we'll get something.

And that's like, no, I'll cry.

Yeah.

I can't leave that up to chance i'm gonna be on love island you want my first outfit walking out i'm just leaving it up to like maybe we'll find something you'd rather not film i i would have rather not gone yeah so i take a picture in the suede i send a picture they're like oh my god we love it it's perfect it like it doesn't look anything like the islanders but yet it gives the theme like please pack that i'm like amazing

I pack my cutie little outfit.

I'm like, don't, I'm like, whatever.

I have like all my other outfits.

You're like, the universe tried to bring adversity to my table, and I said, fuck you, adversity.

And yet I persevere.

I'm like, nothing but spilt milk.

We're not crying about it.

No big deal.

I get on the flight to LA.

I land in LA.

See, that's crazy to me already.

The fact you have to land in LA.

How many landing did you do?

Only two.

I left New York at like 6 p.m.

I land in LA.

It's like 9, but it's really like midnight in our time.

I

am in LAX, first of all.

I flew American, which I never fly American.

Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal.

Like, I didn't know where the Fiji

take off from.

We're calling people out on the pod today.

No, I'm literally.

I literally asked about seven people that worked for American, and they all gave me different answers.

And I actually at one point started laughing.

And I go, okay, I'm going to cry in four minutes.

Wait, why is the airport like so easy to cry in no it's like they'll be like we're out of pepperoni pizza and i go

okay something they don't talk about is like you never see someone that works for the airline that isn't like busy getting some people on the plane that are like at the gates like there's no just like layman that's like if you have questions you can ask me so i'm like trying to go in and out of like the

like lounges and like ask people finally this like older gentleman helped me but anyway so I get on my flight to Fiji,

my 10-hour flight.

I literally pop his annex, fall asleep, beautiful.

I wake up.

I wake up there.

I get to my hotel.

All is well.

Amazing.

They're like, okay, settle in.

And then they're like, okay, so you're filming the like Gottwood challenge tomorrow.

You have your outfit.

Like it's lumberjack themed.

We'll pick you up at this time.

Awesome.

I go to the set.

I'm in hair and makeup.

I'm like, wow, it's a scorcher out there.

It's a real scorcher.

And I'm like, but when I have a job, I feel like an athlete.

Like, I'm like, okay, but like, we're doing the job.

Like, yes.

We're here.

You will wear any heels, anything you need if it's professional to get the job done.

If you have booked me for a job, know that I'm arriving on time.

So I go up, they're like walking me through the set and they're like, and this is what y'all do.

And then the islanders and all of this and blah, blah, blah and so I'm not nervous like panic attack nervous but obviously like I'm about to host love island like I'm I'm a little nervous but I'm excited also can I preface it by saying like you love love love island we watch love island like this you manifested can we give some respect where respect is due you manifested this like true you're literally watching it on TV one second the next day you're in Fiji about to look all the couples in the drink

come true a dream dream come true.

So, like, how are you handling that emotionally?

I'm not.

I'm do you process anything?

No.

So, I pop a beta blocker in the morning because just

I took a beta blocker today, by the way.

You did good.

So, I pop like a normal one beta blocker, 10 milligram, nothing freaking crazy.

I'm done with hair and makeup.

And I go, I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week?

And they're like, no, this is it.

And I look at them and I go,

no, no.

This isn't the outfit.

I go, this isn't the outfit that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house.

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what you're doing in the house.

Like it's you're hosting the thing.

And I'm like, so I'm like, oh, okay.

But in my head, I'm

inspiraling.

Because I'm like, this isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on Love Island on.

And in my head, I'm like, I've already worn this before.

I'm going to get fucking torn apart online.

They're going to say, Lizzie McGuire, you're a fucking outfit repeater, which they did.

Literally, we're all over my Instagram.

Being like, I think she wore that before.

Now, all of a sudden, no one's sustainable.

Whatever happened to sustainable fashion?

I re-wear one outfit and I'm immediately about to get stoned.

Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit.

Like, I should.

Anyway, so I'm up there spiraling.

A lot of fabric.

A lot of fabric.

So I'm up there spiraling and I'm like, oh my God, this is the outfit.

Like, okay.

I thought it was lumberjack slash Love Island.

I was like, how good?

How much better could it get?

Yes.

So now look, like,

obviously I've filmed,

we've filmed things before.

We've filmed reality TV.

We know how productions work.

We know how, like, set works, whatever.

As someone that's like watching it on TV, everything is so much faster, obviously, when you're watching it on TV.

Like, even filming a commercial, you're like, how do they film movies?

Because this has taken years.

It could take six hours to do 30 seconds.

It's insane.

So it's a long filming day, and we started pretty early.

And mind you, I have just landed.

Like, I'm not even, I'm like, not even a full 24 hours that like I'm there.

So, like, in no situation am I like acclimated, but I'm fine.

Like, I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to like be a diva.

Like, I'm doing the job.

You were like, hey, can I get seven hours of sleep right now?

Yeah.

So, I'm like, I'm there.

I'm doing it.

I go out.

I do my entrance.

I'm like, oh, I'm not nervous at all.

Like, thank fucking God.

I'm like born for this.

I'm cool.

I'm good.

Like, don't need a beta blocker.

Cause I was like, should I take two beta blockers?

And then I was like, no, there's going to be a lot of sun.

Like, I don't want it to, like, be too much.

I'm just going to take one.

After I do my entrance, I'm like, I'm not nervous at all.

I can host.

This is so easy.

The sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively.

And I'd say we're about, oh, I don't know, maybe like two hours into filming.

And I'm like, I'm like just standing out there.

And I'm standing.

And I'm standing there.

And I'm in a full suede skirt.

Now, mind you, obviously we're taking breaks.

We're taking water breaks.

They're coming over to me with like an umbrella.

They're shielding me from the sun.

They're having like ice packs, all of this stuff.

And I'm, I'm some, I have a high pain tolerance.

I will also say that.

So like if I'm uncomfortable, I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you.

Yes.

Because I don't want to be a problem.

I don't want to be bothersome.

Also, let me just say, you weren't just wearing a suede skirt.

You were wearing a suede turtleneck.

Turtleneck, which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck.

Okay.

I also had the most insane hair extension.

I was like, wearing a hat.

The hair extensions are so heavy on your head.

It's basically like you're wearing a helmet.

So I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming.

And I'm like, you know what, guys?

Real quick,

feeling a bit queasy.

Let me take a minute to myself.

I throw up.

Everyone's like,

Wait, where did you throw up?

In the bathroom?

I went in.

No, yeah, I went into like the bath.

I thought you were like, excuse me, one second.

And that's showbiz, baby.

No, like, we take like a proper break, and I'm like, guys, I'm just like feeling like not, not myself.

Whatever.

They're like, are you okay?

And I'm like, yeah, like totally put me back in, coach.

Like, I can do this.

I just had to get that out of my system.

It's something I do.

A little bug.

It was from the misco.

I was alarmed.

Like, I'm good.

So at this point, I had gotten through how many people had to go.

Eight people had to go.

Out of

no eight people had to go total.

Okay.

When I threw up, I was halfway there.

I had gotten done.

I had finished four people.

And I'm like, I can do the next half.

This is fine.

This is all it was.

I just had to throw up.

Like, I'm good.

I get back out there.

I get through two more people.

And I'm swaying a little bit.

You know, I'm like,

I'm like, you know,

I'm not feeling totally normal.

But again, I'm not stopping the show that so graciously has asked me to come on.

You start looking around to be like looking at people to see if you're okay.

Like,

is anyone else?

I start looking at the medic.

I'm like, why don't you make eye contact with me and you tell me if I'm okay and if that's normal on what I'm doing?

And so then finally, I have like a I have like an earpiecing so someone can hear me talking and I and I literally just go, I'm going to need another minute.

And I go into the cabin cabin in which they're like, there

literally is the whole game.

I literally sit down, pass out.

And they're like, okay, we're going to take your blood pressure.

We're going to like, we're going to stop for a minute.

They bring me back into the room.

And I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry.

But like.

I just don't think I can finish it.

Like, we had two people left.

And I was, I felt, it took everything in me to also say that.

Cause again, I'm like by myself.

So I have to like advocate for myself.

Well, you're like, like i don't want to just how we were in atlantic city and you're like i'm not dying in atlantic city tonight you didn't want to croak in fiji during wearing that outfit no so in my head i'm like not only am i not in the goddamn outfit

i fucking picked out

You think I'm gonna go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me and this is my final outfit?

Like, no, you got me fucked up.

so i politely said like i think that like i i'm sorry but like i don't think i can keep going and if i do like i really will like pass out were you like can you guys use ai like you have enough i was like can you fix it in post they were like oh my god don't worry about it like you're so fine like don't worry we'll figure it out and then like they i couldn't wait to see how they edit it because i was like i've watched this before like they don't show every single person go like they're gonna make it look like i literally was there

and the narrator is like paige had to step away for a minute and i'm like oh my freaking god guys

because it's reality tv yeah paige texted me because i was just i didn't know what time it was and she just goes hey uh i fainted and threw up and had to stop turning the hosting kick so i'm freaking out just like are you okay yeah then i start thinking like is this part of the show like are they gonna be like paige oh like are they gonna say it yeah oh my god no i knew they weren't gonna say it someone's giving you the heimlick here's the thing hannah i do want to say one of my biggest takeaways oh is it so much better to be on the other side of reality tv well we're still in that mindset of like oh this is your drama lean into it i was so excited to like be the host of something and not be like on it it just felt

yeah i just felt so much like pressure taken off kind of but here's the craziest part of this whole story so finally,

like at the very end, when I'm like, guys, I actually don't know if I can keep going.

Like, I feel like, I'm so dizzy.

Like, it's just way too much sun.

Literally, way too quick.

Like, I literally just got off the plane, like, a couple hours, like, seven hours ago.

And I'm walking out of the bathroom.

Like, I'm about to take my outfit off.

And I get a text from my mom.

Are you okay?

Now, mind you, it's 1:30 in the morning in New York.

It's like 4.30 in Fiji.

She's a Sicilian witch, a literal Sicilian witch.

I go, wait, what?

She goes, I just got, I was just awoken by something and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were okay.

Is everything okay?

And I go, well,

I go, funny to bring that up.

It's funny I have that.

Yeah, everything's okay.

But can I talk to you for a second?

I go, the most upsetting thing, mom, is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn.

Okay.

Kim, this is what's on the docket tonight.

First of all.

Welcome American Airlines.

Second of all.

If you want to start your day off now at 1.30, I've got a plethora of things.

Oh my God, do you ever talk to your mom late at night and you're like, I don't want to get her worked up?

I'm like, I'll talk to you in the morning.

Go to sleep, mom.

I'm not going to ruin your fucking day.

You had a good day.

Go to sleep.

I'll ruin your day tomorrow with whatever I'm dealing with.

Oh, my God.

No, sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone, I literally feel like we're like hiding from like the rest of our family because she'll always be like, oh my God, let me tell you this quick before anyone comes home.

I'm like, who's coming?

Like the police?

You could keep going in a different room.

You know, like we're always like secretively telling each other.

You're like, mom, you're in your own house.

You're not in numb.

But anyway, so I'm literally staring at four gorgeous dresses.

I actually don't know if I can say this, but I am going to be on the Aftersun show, which I'm filming on Friday.

I love Maura Higgins.

Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders.

So it's Sophie Monk from Australia.

So I will get to wear one of the dresses there.

But I think I'm just going to make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out because

then after they were just like, okay, yeah, we'll see you next Friday for like After Sun.

And I was like,

oh, but I have other dresses to come in the house.

It is kind of crazy that now you're like, I think you, well, okay.

I have a couple thoughts.

Okay.

If you love these dresses so much, do you save it for another event so they have their own moment?

They're just so Love Island.

They're just for Love Island.

Okay, goddamn.

They're just for Love Island.

Like,

they're for Love Island.

Because you're about to go to Italy for three weeks.

They're not.

It's hard.

They're not.

They're not Capri.

No.

They're not Capri.

You should do it in the hotel room.

I am.

I'm just going to do it for the gigglers because I want them to see

Also, like, it was literally

paining me to even see anyone's comments being like, that's what you picked for Love Island.

I'm like, actually,

I had so many good things picked for Love Island.

But also, I thought that I got home, I get home Saturday night from Fiji and then I leave for Italy on Sunday.

I thought I left for Italy on Monday.

I have not packed.

I haven't even really looked at my outfits because everything for Italy,

everything for Italy, I just stopped once I got the Love Island call.

I was like, well, I can't worry about Italy.

Like,

I was like, Love Island is calling.

So

we'll just see.

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But another thing that I've noticed whilst being here, it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation.

True.

Also, you know, you need a pre-vacation for your vacation.

It's hard to just go right into it.

But yeah, full family vacation, that's a reality show.

Because it's not like I get to sleep in on a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head.

That's illegal, though.

Gary needs to calm down.

Gary.

Yeah, so like I have to be up at a certain, like, and he wants to do all the things and like

do all the yapping and all that.

So I have to be more alert on my family vacation.

Like right now, I'm kind of like.

You could do nothing.

I'm doing nothing.

The best is when you're in a beautiful place.

like when i was on tour i finally got to miami and des was like are you at the pool are you like walking around and i'm like i haven't left my hotel room once because i finally have a second and i know i'm in beautiful miami but i'm so no there was like 48 hours where i only talked to any the only person i had talked to worked here like i hadn't seen anyone

Sometimes the first time I speak is when I get on stage that night.

I'm like, just at work.

I'm like doing the same thing every single day, but I don't really have anyone to talk to because I'm so ahead.

And you're like on a show, but you're not.

Yeah, and I couldn't tell anyone I was here, obviously.

Oh, yeah, that was, that's crazy.

We hate secrets.

We're so bad at secrets.

No, I wanted to tell the gigglers so freaking bad.

I also got really confused about the time because I knew you'd filmed it.

And then I was like, when is it going to drop?

And I like really confused myself.

And I kept.

Well,

my mom said the same thing.

She was like, well, we'll see this next year because she's so used to like summer summer house.

I'm like, mom, it comes out in two days.

Because I'm like, everyone's going to say my outfit sucked.

And then I re-wore it.

And she's like, Paige, you have a whole year.

Don't worry about it.

I was like, it comes out in two days.

It's actually better because if it was that, you'd be worrying about it for two years.

Is there anything

different

about physically being there?

than what you thought it would be.

At Love Island.

Well, they let me go through the whole house because I was like,

they were like, well, like, do you watch the show?

like and i was like guys i'm like og i've watched all of australia i've watched all of uk like i like i know them all

and so they were like oh okay so you like appreciate this go being able to walk through where they get ready i was like all the girls are also so cute like

this was another moment where I felt not like I'm saying like oh my god I felt so old because they were in their 20s it wasn't that kind of feeling it felt more like

I felt like oh I'm like a woman you know like I'm like a real

because I'm like in the event of an emergency here comes my anxiety again I'm more of an adult than these kids like they would look to me and be like what do we do you are technically adults which is yeah like I was looking at the guys and I was just like oh my god babies.

I don't even think any of you are hot because you're children.

Yeah.

And like, this is just like so funny.

I was searching for a doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor.

And you know, like, you look at where they went to school.

And

I saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013, which is when I graduated, 2014, which is when I graduated.

And I was like, okay, you just graduated.

You're not going to be my doctor.

And I would like to go there and go, wait, she's been a doctor for over a decade.

But you know,

wait, I'm not gonna be a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday.

No, that's happened to me too, where I've like, someone's like applied for something and I'm like, do we really think like she can do it or he can do it?

And then I'm like, wait a minute, I'm the same age and I can do my job.

Like obviously they can do that.

But like see it, there's something about seeing it where you're like, uh, no.

Also, like when I have to put my birthday in now, like like, I'd be scrolling.

Like,

I'm like, okay.

Oh, we're in the 90s?

Okay, a third scroll seems the girl.

You guys added a decade here.

No one's born in the 2020s.

That's great.

Wait, which actually brings me to another point.

I kept getting TikToks of, did you see that Vogue is doing like a summer camp?

Yes.

Everyone kept talking about the summer interns at Vogue, but then I couldn't find the original video.

Okay,

because I don't know if I've seen the original video, but I've seen like so many of them.

The amount of people tearing these 14-year-old girls apart was unfathomable.

We've lost one of them.

No, we've truly lost the plot.

I understand people are angry.

Put it towards important places.

Girls, these women were like, I mean, it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique.

I'm like, just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something that you think that you deserve to have experienced.

Like, they're kids.

They're not runway models doing a runway show at Vogue.

They're going to work.

What do you want them to do?

They literally just got out of their mom's womb.

Like, give them a goddamn break.

They're 14 years old.

This is the crazy thing about the internet: the algorithm makes things socially acceptable because, like, people see, like, oh, if I talk about it, I get views.

And next thing you know, it's normalized for a bunch of girls to be like shitting on whole year olds.

Oh, totally.

I was speaking with my Gen Z cousin, shout out to Andrea.

She told me about dating in New York right now, and she's like, it's really bad.

I'm like, what do you mean?

And she was like, this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river.

This is New York City, by the way.

I said,

absolutely fucking not.

Do you have a taser gun?

It's giving.

No, it's giving.

He's throwing you in.

Do you have a taser gun?

Be by the river?

I don't think so.

No, it's crazy.

So now I'm like all stressed about her.

I said, don't talk to men.

Don't talk to men.

Stop it.

So I'm like yelling at her.

And then her and her friends were so fucking cute.

They come up to me at this party, my cousin's graduation.

And they go, Hannah, can we ask you something?

I said, yes.

Come to the Almighty One, the All-Wise One.

And I go, they said,

this one girl was hanging out with a guy at the end of school, and then it's summer, and he came and visited her from Albany all the way to this, to where she was, and he didn't kiss her.

And they hung out all day.

I said, he's nervous.

These men are nervous.

And I would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive.

I mean, 100%.

So, like, I think, because then I said, have you guys kissed before?

And she was like, no, we just hung out in groups.

And I was like, okay, it's actually

hard.

The first kiss, like, I don't know, when I was younger, first kiss, like, you know, when you don't give them a chance, like, you don't give him an opening and you kind of want them to figure it out?

Are you having like PTSD?

No, I'm like, have I ever had a first kiss?

I'm like, I can't literally remember one.

No, first kisses stress me the fuck out because I always was like, doesn't matter how good the moment was, then I'm like, are my lips chapped?

Oh my God, my breath is probably horrible right now.

Oh my God, what's happened?

Oh my God.

Like I'd just be freaking out.

I don't know.

I don't feel like I get freaked out or like I don't get nervous because

I feel like I go into those situations where like not my job.

Like if we're going to kiss or not and when the moment is not my job to think about.

It's none of your business.

It's literally none of my, our first kiss is none of my business.

Like I'm not planning it.

I'm not plotting it.

Like you have to go in for the opening.

I'm not doing anything.

But, you know, when you, like, definitely, like, challenge him, where it's, like, let's see if he can make this work because I'm not giving him any openings.

Just grab my face.

I'm a big proponent of, like, just take what you want.

You also like being hit by bricks.

So

whatever you're into, we don't yuck anybody's yum.

We really don't.

Also, speaking of young'ins, Lois, shout out Lois, my gorgeous, gorgeous niece.

She's been watching Paige and Hannah Try New Things.

What did she think?

So Jeannie puts it on for her every week.

So I was FaceTiming her and she comes up to the camera because she's like a teenager now.

She's three.

Right.

And she's like, I saw you on TV.

And I said, oh, was I funny?

And she goes, no.

And I go, okay, was I happy?

She goes, yes.

I go, was I pretty?

She goes, yes.

And I go, and was I funny?

And she goes, no.

She's not really into your humor.

Interesting.

Okay.

Who was I with?

And she said, Princess Paige.

So no, I love you.

Lois, how I'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is.

Lois.

Princess Paige, PP.

Are you familiar with the Laboobies?

What's going on?

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy you're bringing this up.

Thank you.

Bring it to the forefront.

What the fuck is going on?

I don't see it.

Okay, I'm also so happy.

Oh, Hannah, thank God, because I was so nervous nervous for a second.

Bro, okay, look, you've been, you've been, first of all, you've been going to the theater, okay?

Okay, that's all you have on me.

Your whole personality is simple.

I can't even trust you.

You've been going to musicals, you've been watching the Tony's, not telling anyone.

Okay?

I'm scared.

Someone said they thought laboo boos meant girls are going around having lobotomies.

I mean, I just got my first laboo boo.

Here's the thing: A laboo-boo is like,

first of all, it's a beanie baby.

Like, everything comes back in, like, a modernized way.

Like, it's a beanie baby if it was, like, my sleep paralysis demon.

It's scary.

Yeah, like, this isn't the first time we've had, like, a thing, like, a

item where people are like, we have to find it.

And, like, we have to get it.

And blah, blah, blah.

Do you think Jane Birkin would like laboo boos being on her bags?

I, like, am not against them.

Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up?

Like absolutely not.

Like, but I think girls in high school and college, like, oh my god, pop off.

Yeah, get whatever you want.

Like, cute.

I try to stop us, though.

Like, I don't want us to ever be haters and to like not understand the younger community that I identify with.

I do.

I think the boo-boos are younger than each other.

We don't even know.

We don't know how it started.

Like, is there like a funny story?

Like, what's the lore?

Because, like, I just saw these things appear everywhere and it's, and I don't understand no it started in japan and i'm pretty sure it is like a

collectible

no it's like a character oh of like a tv show

because this is what i'm trying to do just because you don't don't understand it doesn't mean that you hate it no i don't hate it but i it's a toy yes i like i'm not it's a kid's toy

no it okay it was created in hong kong um by this artist,

and he had this series called Monsters, and so he made these like cute little things, and then like the whole lore of it was like you didn't know what color you were getting because it was like in these blind boxes, and it just got like so collectible and then like came over to the States.

Okay, yeah, so it's like, remember when Fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone's putting them on their bags?

Like, that was also a trend too, but like a little bit different.

I wish I could love anything as much as these people love laboo boos.

Like, Like I wish a laboo boo could bring me that kind of joy.

Anything.

Yeah, like I don't care about shit like that.

No.

Wait, I also hung out with another toddler this last weekend.

I'm like very family oriented right now.

Okay.

I hung out with Desi.

Who's toddler?

Well, Dez is older, so his friends have kids.

So we go to see the friends, they have kids, and then I like connect with the kid because I wasn't born in the 80s.

So I'm hanging out with the kid.

This girl is so cute.

She's like showing me the house they're in.

We get to the kitchen and she looks at me.

I swear to God, she goes,

get me a knife.

I said, what?

She goes, get me a knife.

And I said, look, I'm not,

I don't know what's going on, but and I would let you do literally anything.

Like, I really

want you to have fun.

Listen, kid, this is my first day off in about two months.

So I'm going to need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom.

I am out.

I am not equipped to handle this right now.

I'm just trying to have a fun, play a little game.

I was following you.

I take plan B for this exact situation.

Get the fuck out of my face.

And I'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers.

So I literally am out here.

I start fighting with her about why I can't get her a knife.

I was like, no.

Because I know I was lying.

She knew I was lying.

I I was like, we don't have knives.

She goes, yes, we do.

You stupid bitch.

I know we have lives.

They could be saying literally any.

You could be having any type of conversation with the toddler, and they could turn it in one second.

And like, if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave, the mom's looking over.

And you're the only adult present.

So like clearly it's your fault.

And then the pressure is like when that little girl was like, I'm going to put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails.

I was like, put them on my face.

Put them on.

Yeah.

Do whatever you want.

Well, that was the thing.

She was playing with these sharks.

She loved these sharks.

And she looks at me and she goes, I want to put the sharks in the pool.

And I was like, okay, that seems like a weird idea because you love playing with the sharks, but fine.

Let's throw the sharks in the back.

Who am I to say no to you?

So we go.

She throws it in the pool.

Then she looks at me and she's like, can I get my sharks back?

And I was like, you, what?

The fuck?

You tricked me.

You tricked me.

And then she's like, give me my sharks.

And I said, but why did you throw it to the bottom of the pool if you wanted it?

And then she's like, can I have a knife?

And I was like, I literally, like, I'm so sorry.

I have to go.

So you're rethinking your stance on children.

Well, it definitely worried me.

And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put their finger in a, like, right towards the socket.

And I was like, why are we playing with danger so much?

Like, let's go.

It set you back.

It set me back a little bit because I realized I can't.

I don't have a firm hand.

I don't have a firm hand.

Interesting.

I'm like, Like, Des is going to be like bad cop and I'm good cop.

Oh my God, Hannah.

Wait, we've actually never talked about this.

And it's so funny you're saying that because that's so, yeah.

Why would I even think that you'd be super strict?

But this is the thing.

I need to be strict because of all the parenting stuff I've learned is like kids want structure.

Like kids actually

want you to see that.

You know my mother always says that.

It's true.

Because there's nothing better for a child than structure.

Literally.

But I've been failing since day one because I'm a people pleaser and it doesn't matter how old they are.

Like when I would babysit, the kids would be like, please, please, can we watch this?

And I'm like, yeah, like they're watching like crazy shit.

Like I let them do everything.

But see, that's how I feel with like, I don't, but they're not yours.

Like I genuinely don't give a flying fuck

about any other person's child.

And I just wanted them watching.

Yeah, what they're eating.

Like just as long as they're not dead.

And like, and my job was honestly to befriend them and then get totally from them and tell the mom like if they're dating anyone and like what's why they're failing out of math.

Like, I would get all the tea, but like, the strictness was not my thing.

I do think, though, Paige, you're right.

Like, if there's something I care about, like, them having good manners,

I will be like, and is that what we say?

Yes, she gives you something.

Like, anytime we walked in somewhere, if my mom didn't immediately like turn and be like, and you say their first, like, you say mister and their last name, I'd be like, oh my God, okay, I was gonna.

But, like, yeah, like, you have to keep doing that, or then kids are, like, rude and they have no manners.

A hundred percent.

I have actually a lot of notes.

Clogs are popular this summer.

Are they?

Apparently, clogs are in, which is very hannacoded, and I just want to see if you were okay.

I haven't really seen anything.

I don't know.

I haven't seen anyone clogging around recently.

Like wooden.

I did buy a pair of these like jelly,

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i freaking wish i knew don't even bring it up to me

no it's actually not good because i feel like i'm like okay i had a whole year to pick out my outfits and i'm literally gonna pack in six hours and i don't even know.

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Wait, last

thing?

What?

Not only is this like starting to be the best summer of my life for just like a multitude of reasons.

One, like my boobs are huge.

Two, I like did Love Island.

But three,

bitches better be scared because the base tan I'm getting in Fiji

for Italy.

Oh my god.

No, like I'm gonna be tanned till New Year's Eve.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna literally be tanned till Thanksgiving.

Wait, I'm obsessed with this.

So girls, that's what you do.

If you need a good bass tan, go to Fiji.

Fiji.

Throw up on set.

Faint in produce my arms.

Last thing about Love Island.

Like, obviously, as I'm like walking down the hill and I'm like apologizing profusely, I'm like, I'm so sorry.

Like,

did I ruin the show?

Is everyone mad at me?

Like, are you guys going to sue me?

Are you never going to have me back?

The season can't go on anymore.

You finishing the challenge would actually have been like gross.

Yeah, that's actually not part of the job finishing.

The whole time.

The whole time I was like, this is so giggly squad coded.

I can't wait to see what the fan theories are.

I was like, at first I was like, no one's going to even notice I'm gone.

And then when I saw all the comments, like, but where did she go?

Wait, but I saw a comment.

And the gigglers were just like, Paige was like, I'm good.

I did enough.

We're getting here.

Like, what did we?

No, the gigglers truly did get it.

You got the shot.

It was like one of those things where, you know, you're like, something happens to you or like you're insecure about something.

And you're like, honestly, no one's gonna notice.

And then you see your friend, and it's like the first thing they say.

They're like,

Are you gonna cover that pimple or something?

That's what it was.

I was like, No, they're gonna make it seem like I was still standing there, no one's gonna see it.

And it's like, Where'd that girl go?

In the dumb outfit,

I love how, like, so much crazy shit happened on Love Island that episode, and people were like, But where is Paige LeSorbo?

And where was she for the last two people in the Lumberjack challenge?

They're like, Oh, wow.

I saw some mean comments.

They're like, Classic Paige, she's so lazy.

She's the challenge.

I'm like, okay, guys.

I'm like, get over it now.

Like, Jesus Christ.

People are ridiculous.

Sorry, I needed a nap.

I was jet lagged.

Like, obviously, she needs the money.

And, like...

Well,

all realistically, I don't know what the word is.

In all realness.

In all honesty.

Thank you.

In all honesty.

You're welcome.

I'm happy you're okay.

Thank you.

No, I really was fine like shortly thereafter, but like

I mean, I was in a full suede maxi skirt.

If I had gone back out there, it would have been like, I would have been yelling timber.

Like I would have been, I would have fallen.

You were in a torture chamber of a suede outfit.

Did we learn anything from this?

Probably not.

You're probably going to do it again for fashion, death by fashion.

The craziest thing is like, I didn't even think of the out, like.

You were like, that's not why.

Not a thing.

I was like, I can push through anything.

I was like, not a thing.

I'm not even.

You think that an outfit and sweat is going to make, get in between me and hosting this Love Island challenge?

Like, you're fucking nuts.

And then once I started swaying, I was like,

okay.

You know, some things are bigger than me.

Some things are stronger than me.

Would it be iconic if I fainted on Love Island set right now?

Okay, so there was a part of me that was like, just go viral.

Do it.

Because you want, no, not even go viral, but like, I really,

I, if there's one thing I would say about myself, it's that I really do have a good work ethic.

So the thought of like telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show, like, oh, actually, I can't finish, was giving me more anxiety than the thought of, like, what if I did pass out because it's so hot.

And truly, the only thing that made me say, like, I can't can't keep going, was my fucking mom in my head being like,

You

faint, you hit your head just right, and you're in a Fiji jail, and I can't get to you, and something happens, and you're dead.

Why are you in jail?

Why'd you get to it?

No, a Fiji, a Fiji hospital.

Sorry.

I didn't also commit a felony.

That got crazy.

Sorry.

She also is in my head, like, don't go to jail in another country.

No, me too.

You have a gun to your head, like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail.

You're going to Fiji jail.

I don't want to go to Fiji jail.

So, really, it was my mom in the back of my head being like, Do you want to pass out, hit your head, and be in a hospital, like, by yourself?

No, like, just stop.

You don't

have to do it.

Also, like, let's be honest, it's not that serious.

And I actually, no, it's literally not that serious.

I did a gig today

for the Formula One movie, and the producer was so it's like we went live for two hours, which is crazy.

And the product

was so chill.

Like, she looked at me.

The first thing she said was, First of all,

this isn't life or death.

We're going to have fun today.

And I was like, thank you.

Well, here's the thing.

We work in entertainment.

Entertainment.

Sometimes, like, I'll get emails or I'll get like frantic text messages or like just like comments.

I'm like, guys,

we're in entertainment.

This was at a much smaller scale, but when I did the Bachelor, I did this thing where

I had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit.

And in that moment, I felt, I was like, what would Paige DeSorbo do?

And I was like, we're wearing heels.

Like, we're on the bachelor.

We're wearing the fucking heels.

I swear to God, 12 minutes in, I was like, this is a bad choice.

This is a bad choice.

Wait,

this is so bad.

So the shoes that I was wearing under the outfit, they were like these clear shoes.

But where you put the toe was like silver metallic.

Okay.

The shoes started cooking.

No.

I literally, I like, I move my foot and I'm like, whoa, like where I just put my toes in?

You were so hot.

You're frying your foot.

No, I was putting tissery chicken in there.

Like, I'm not kidding.

My vagina literally, like,

it...

It killed any bacteria or it multiplied it.

I'm not sure because it was roasting down there.

And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes.

And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun.

But again, I'm in full cow high.

I was an animal out there.

I was literally in cowhide.

It was a literal wild buffalo out in Fiji.

The contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds.

They're fucking fine.

I'm like, guys, I'm at a loss of breath.

I can't see well like I'm seeing spots

and they're like ask him if he's hard I'm like guys I can't right now I literally can't right now

you go before I black out is your hard

before

before I can't breathe before I push down button was it hard

no

and every time I'm like at a job or something I'm just like so appreciative of like everyone efficient and on time Like I love when things run smoothly.

Like I'm a team player.

And this time I was not being a team player.

I was like, guys, I gotta go.

It's not that you weren't a team player though.

I feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like, oh, no one thought about this.

And like you need to speak up to be like, by the way, because they're all worried about other things.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

It's such a big show.

It's such a big production.

There's like so many moving parts.

I was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season.

You have have to also remember they're they do it every day.

Like I can't, the production's insane.

Their editing base, I mean, that is, I give them so they're cranking out an episode every single day.

It's crazy.

I do think that from what I know about reality TV, they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on.

Of America.

Yeah.

Totally.

It's an entertainment show.

Again, at the end of the day, we're doing entertainment.

It's fun.

We're entertaining.

Yeah, so like the bachelor one, I ended up just like taking my shoes off and I was like, edit it out.

Edit the feet out.

No fix-in post.

I did fit modeling when I was like early 20s, which is you get chosen for like designers to use a human mannequin.

Yeah, whatever.

But it's like hard to get picked because you have to have like perfect ratio sizing of like whatever.

I finally got my first job with like just like Tahari or something.

I don't know.

It was was like a good game.

They pay you hourly, like pretty well.

No, fit models make a good amount.

I, it was like a big deal.

And I get there and they put me in these shoes.

And like, I never wear heels.

And I swear to God, 30 minutes in, I thought I was going to faint.

And I'm all I'm doing is standing there.

And they were like, are you okay?

And you were like, and I just was like, I'm going to lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes.

You're also stressed, so it like makes everything worse.

Question: Have you fainted before?

Like, when's the last time you've like truly passed out?

So some people are fainters.

Yeah.

Like some people are more prone to it.

I think you are, and you're prone to puking.

I haven't fainted since I was like really sick once, like in high school, and I like was dizzy when I got out of bed and fainted for like a second.

Well, I puke when I'm.

Wake up.

No, I puke when I'm wildly uncomfortable.

Yes.

Like, yes.

Like, that's why, like, there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or situations where I'm like, and I threw up the whole time.

You know what I mean?

And I'm like, and that was crazy.

It's like, because I'm so wildly uncomfortable.

Your body's literally rejecting the moment.

Yes.

Like, my bro, yes, my body is literally like, I can't do this.

So, like, I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, No, we don't even want this.

We have to go.

Like, this is, it's too much.

But when I'm gonna pass out,

my tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole,

it almost feels like my sinuses lock up.

Like my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight.

And I know that I probably have like 30, 30 to 45 seconds where, like, if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm gonna be, or like start drinking water or chill, like I'm gonna be out so I'm standing up there for Love Island and all of the sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight and I'm like and then in my microphone I'm like I'm going down

literally I'm going down and you guys can come down with me

I'm using the mic like a walkie-talkie.

I'm like, we got what we need.

They're like, no, we didn't, Paige.

You still have more lines.

I'm like, we're good.

We're going to wrap this up right now.

Thank you, Craft Services.

They're like, no, no, we're not done.

Suprap on production.

Thank you so much for the day.

You guys have been amazing.

Everyone, hands together for the cast and the crew.

You go, this season's a wrap.

I think we got to the point.

We all want to fuck each other.

Let's go.

Thank you for the villa.

Okay, got to go.

No, truly.

Here's the other thing that's crazy at being like such a Love Island fan.

I'm at a hotel, and obviously, like, they have to keep the love, the islanders somewhere.

Yeah.

Like, before they're going in, or if they're like a bombshell or they're costing them more.

So, like, the hotel I'm at, like, I would say the demographic is like either like a young family or it's like retired people.

So, like, every once in a while, I'll just see like a rogue really fucking hot girl

walking through a sea of like 85-year-olds.

And I'm like, that's a bombshell.

That's the shortcut.

For sure, that's a bombshell.

Them trying to have a conversation with each other in the elevator.

That's what I want to watch.

But I do think your body does tell you things.

And I think a lot of women are very intuitive who are like, you know, your body.

Absolutely.

However, I've been joking with Des because the other day, I like,

in the middle of the day, was like, I want chocolate.

Yeah.

And I never, well, I never,

I never was going to say you never want like sweets like that.

Oh my God.

So Dead?

And he was like, are you pregnant?

And we kind of joked, like, maybe.

And then that night, I was like, I want a hot dog.

And he was like, you never, you never eat hot dogs.

And I was like, I know, it's crazy.

And I ate the whole hot dog.

You're like, wouldn't it be crazy if I put pickles on it?

Then I'm calling the police.

And then the next day, I was like, I need like the biggest omelette in the world.

And then we realized I'm just a

you're just addicted to food.

I just love food.

Yeah, you just love it.

Well, because then he was like,

do you think you're pregnant?

And I was like, I love you.

Because

you're very much the type of person that you're like, the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if

we're all stuffing our faces.

Like, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know, when people are like, girls never know what they want to eat.

I fucking know.

No.

I wake up and I'm like, if I don't have fucking Chinese broccoli with chicken and sari, this would be a great function if we were all satisfied.

Yes.

I'm like, if we don't get Thai right now, the vibes are going to die.

So

he literally, then we start joking because he's like, or do you just like need to eat all these things?

And I'm like, yes.

And then he was like, look up the symptoms.

And I'm like, okay, if you get like kind of tired.

And I'm like, I'm actually really tired.

And then I was like, and I'm like, I'd probably be a little bloated.

You've been pregnant for 12 years.

And I go, I think you'd be bloated.

I go, does I'm bloated and I'm tired and I'm hungry

and I'm hungry.

And he was like, you were telling me you got your period like today.

So I did a pregnancy test.

I'm not pregnant.

You know, I was going to say, I just love tuna fish.

I don't want you to get pregnant yet because

we have a packed.

We have a pack.

Yeah, I obviously want you to wait.

like till I'm ready for our first one.

Yeah.

But if you were to get pregnant, like I want you you to know, I wouldn't be mad.

I'd actually be excited.

Thank you.

Well, you did get excited just now.

You got excited because I wanted chocolate.

Like, if you got pregnant right now,

I wouldn't be mad because I feel like then that would mean like your second one, then we'd really, we'd be on track.

Like, I'd have my first when you were having your second.

So I wouldn't be mad.

But also, like, I do want you to wait for me.

No, 100%.

That's why, like, when I was having these cravings, but it turns out it's just being a girl.

Yeah,

it's a girl just being alive.

Someone said that Diet Coke online, someone said Diet Coke is like a fridge cigarette.

And that really made me laugh.

You, but you love a Coke.

You want a rock.

You just want Coke.

I love,

you know, what it is.

I love cracking open a soda.

Yeah.

You know, like.

I actually stopped drinking, I used to drink so many like carbonated water in LaCroix.

I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was like fucking up my stomach.

So the only carbonation I drink is like when I am indulging in a soda.

But there's just, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna just do the whole thing.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Yes.

If I'm gonna have a Coke, I'm just gonna fucking have the full one.

You're fucking crazy.

I'm crazy.

You're fucking crazy.

She's Zaney.

She's so nutty.

We're gonna wrap up production.

Thank you so much.

Put your hands together for the producers.

put your hands together for the people in the villa.

No, the whole time I'm just like, this is so giggly squad and page-coated.

Where I was just like, Yeah, actually,

I don't want to do it anymore.

I was like, Some of you called me and you were like, Hey, everything went really smooth.

I'd be like, Are you okay?

Boring.

I was just like, I need to sit down.

Like, at one point, I was like, Oh my god, can a girl get an umbrella?

Like, can we get some shade?

At what point were you like, this is gonna be so funny to talk about on Giggly Squad?

Um, after I threw up, I was like, and this is a giggly squad full story.

Every now and then, something will happen to me, and I should be upset.

And then I go to my phone to the notes, and I'm like, can't wait to write this a giggly squad.

This is great.

You guys, thank you for giggling with us.

Thank you for supporting Paige and Love Island through the ups and downs.

And we love you so much.

Bye.

Bye.

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