Giggling about what happened in Fiji, love island, and first kisses
Paige reveals what really happened on Love Island and Hannah tries to understand labubus.
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Speaker 1 So, I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.
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Sup, Gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.
Speaker 1 We can't be managed.
Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.
Speaker 1 Welcome to the Giggler Villa.
Speaker 1 I got a text, and it's from Peiger Sorbo.
Speaker 1 Isn't this just so crazy?
Speaker 2 Coming to you live from Vijay.
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Live from the middle of nowhere. 16 hours ahead.
A time traveler yeah right now it is okay we're recording the pod and right now it is tuesday june 17th at 1235.
Speaker 1 i love how we tried to set it up and she was like i'm not doing the math tell me what time you're free
Speaker 1 and text me but i googled it because i don't know where fiji is and i'm trying to learn and grow um you're in the middle of the ocean
Speaker 1 I'm pretty close to New Zealand and like I'm basically in Australia. Were you tempted to be like, do I just go to Australia now?
Speaker 1 Well, there was like, okay.
Speaker 1 See some ruse.
Speaker 1 I'm also like
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by myself. Like I didn't like travel with anyone.
Like obviously like production is here, but like I'm kind of like by myself.
Speaker 1 So like then one day I like got up and I like I walked to like the coffee shop and I like got a coffee and I was like, what am I going to do with myself today?
Speaker 1 And I literally just sat on the beach like by myself.
Speaker 1 and I was like you know what
Speaker 1 I needed this like I truly needed did you solve anything you figure anything out on that beach I didn't solve anything but um
Speaker 1 no I did have a moment where I was like oh my god if something like happened I'm I live here now like this is where I live I'm surprised Kim DeSorbo let you go 16 hours to Fiji without I know like I was thinking like okay when COVID happened, like, people were traveling, people were like doing different stuff.
Speaker 1 And I had this panic where I was like, oh my God, imagine if like another COVID broke out and like I was just here.
Speaker 1 Ladies and gentlemen, that is what anxiety looks like in real time.
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That's called catastrophizing. And I learned that from my therapist a couple years ago.
And I'm like, what if I die in Fiji?
Speaker 1 Okay, there is so much
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so much we have to go over. So much.
And every single thing I've
Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God.
Speaker 1 For people who don't know, she's in Fiji, doing Fiji doing Love Island. Yeah.
Speaker 1 And you hosted.
Speaker 1 Just so many different things our Giggly Squad coded. I hosted
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one of the challenges on one of the episodes. So let me just start from the very beginning.
She was born in Albany, New York.
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Literally. I got introduced to Love Island, UK.
No.
Speaker 1 Let me just start from the beginning. Okay, so I get a call probably like a month ago.
Speaker 1 Hey, Paige, we'd love for you to come out to Fiji. They could have been like, you're literally
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going to like wipe Ariana's ass. And I'd be like, cool, I'll meet her.
Can't wait. What's my call time?
Speaker 1 So they're like, we don't really know what you're going to be doing yet, but here are roughly the dates that we would fly you out.
Speaker 1 And so I'm like, great, I'll start looking for outfits. So all month I'm like, is this Love Island? Is that Love Island? Does this scream Love Island?
Speaker 1 I have so many people around me that are like, I've never seen Love Island, but from just hearing you call things Love Island or not Love Island, I feel like I know the vibe.
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That's like me when I was like, I need to be Olivia Rodrigo. This is not the vibe.
Yes. I do think, though, you love Love Island so much.
I think you overthought it. I was overthinking it.
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So then I do a fitting and I'm like, I hate everything. I'm like, no.
And I'm leaving in like a couple days. Okay.
I'm like, I need so many more options. I'm ordering everything.
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I'm deconstructing dresses. I'm like, let's just alter it to like.
You learned to sew.
Speaker 1 Literally.
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Never got a text. No.
Didn't ask for my help once. Not even a, hey, what would you, nope? Hey, do you want to help me? Nope.
That actually is interesting.
Speaker 1 Whenever I'm having a fashion problem, you're not even in my top seven. No, like
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even, it didn't even trickle down to me. I didn't even overhear it was going on.
I'll just be like, how's it going? And you'll be like, Uh, impossible.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't even get like the whiff of it through like a group chat. You knew I would have blown up your phone because I would have felt so important that you asked me.
Speaker 1 Yeah, and it was like, I would, I didn't need you also sending me dresses. Like, I don't have time to look at like what your interpretation of me on Love Island is, you know,
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your brand of my Love Island. I don't have the man hours to sit and play with you.
Like this.
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The adults are trying to do something. You have to go through your cat videos and your inspirational quotes and your Love Island outfits? Absolutely not.
Check, please. So like, okay.
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So you don't have an outfit. So I don't have an outfit.
This is like five days before.
Speaker 1 Then literally the day before I'm leaving for Love Island, I literally have a tailor at my apartment like finishing something for me.
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I end up going to bed that night with four dresses. I'm like, I have four perfect Love Island dresses.
Okay. How many do you need? I'm one.
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No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. They told me I needed, they didn't tell me exactly how many I needed, but I definitely needed two.
Gotcha.
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And so I was like, oh, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to bring extra two because like production, anything could happen. You don't know.
I'm so stressed right now. Like, this is my nightmare.
Speaker 1 And so I'm like, okay, I'm going to check a bag, but I'm going to put my dresses in my carry-on. Like, God forbid.
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I'm trying to, like, figure out all, minimize any possible problem that could come that could arise. Hot take, I hate a packing video.
Continue. Stress is really stressful.
Speaker 2 Continue.
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So I go to bed that night. I wake up the next morning.
I'm doing like final touches, packing my bag, getting ready to leave. I get a call.
Hey, they've added something on.
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Now, mind you, it's Wednesday. Okay, it's Wednesday New York City time.
I'm leaving for JFK. My flight's at like six o'clock to L.A.
Speaker 1 It's like 12 o'clock in New York right now. I'm like literally about to get into the car to go to the airport in like an hour.
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I get a call and they're like, do you have, they're adding something on for you to host. Like, I don't know exactly.
Again, we don't know exactly what's going to happen.
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Once you get to Fiji, like production will be in touch. We'll figure everything out.
Don't worry.
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It sounds like you're getting kidnapped, by the way. I'm like, I have enough dresses.
I don't care about anything. Like, I've done my part.
Yes. I'm good.
Like, don't worry about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 I'm overprepared. And they go, um,
Speaker 1 do you, by any chance, have an outfit that would be lumberjack themed?
Speaker 1 And I'm like, lumberjack themed. That's when you should have fucking texted me.
Speaker 1 It's literally, I'm about to leave from the airport. I'm like, uh,
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I, I don't have any, like, I'm freaking out. I'm like, no, I don't know.
Now, again, it's Wednesday. I'm leaving.
I will be landing in Fiji Friday. Can you Amazon to Fiji? I don't know.
Speaker 1 I'm supposed to film this lumberjack themed thing
Speaker 1 like the following day. Yep.
Speaker 1 You're breaking out into hives telling this story, by the way.
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So I'm like, Eureka, I'm like, wait a minute. I have an outfit that's dark green and suede.
Like, that is the best I can do for Lumberjack theme.
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And I tell, first I tell them, I'm like, I don't have an outfit. Like, what are we going to do if I don't have an outfit? And they're like, don't worry.
Like, we'll get something.
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And that's like, no, I'll cry. Yeah.
I can't leave that up to chance. I'm going to be on Love Island.
You want my first outfit walking out. I'm just leaving it up to like, maybe we'll find something.
Speaker 1 You'd rather not film.
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I would have rather not gone. Yeah.
So I take a picture in the suede. I send a picture.
They're like, oh my God, we love it. It's perfect.
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It like it doesn't look anything like the Islanders, but yet it gives the theme. Like, please pack that.
I'm like, amazing.
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I pack my cutie little outfit. I'm like, don't, I'm like, whatever.
I have like all my other outfits. You're like, the universe tried to bring adversity to my table and I said, fuck you, adversity.
Speaker 1 And yet I persevere. I'm like,
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nothing but spilt milk. We're not crying about it.
No big deal.
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I get on the flight to LA. I land in LA.
See, that's crazy to me already. The fact you have to land in LA.
Speaker 1 How many landing did you do?
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Only two. I left New York at like 6 p.m.
I land in LA. It's like 9, but it's really like midnight hour time.
Speaker 1 I
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am in LAX, first of all. I flew American, which I never fly American.
Not a single person helped me get to the next terminal. Like, I didn't know where the Fiji
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takeoff from. We're calling people out on the pod today.
No, I'm literally, I literally asked about seven people that worked for American, and they all gave me different answers.
Speaker 1 And I actually at one point started laughing, and I go, okay, I'm going to cry in
Speaker 1 four minutes. Wait, why is the airport like so easy to cry in?
Speaker 1 No, it's like they'll be like, we're out of pepperoni pizza. And I go, why?
Speaker 1 Okay, something they don't talk about is like you never see someone that works for the airline that isn't like busy getting some people on the plane that are like at at the gates.
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Like there's no just like layman. It's like, if you have questions, you can ask me.
So I'm like trying to go in and out of like the
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like lounges and like ask people. Finally, this like older gentleman helped me.
But anyway, so I get on my flight to Fiji,
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my 10-hour flight. I literally pop his annex, fall asleep, beautiful.
I wake up. I wake up there.
I get to my hotel. All is well.
Amazing. They're like, okay, settle in.
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And then they're like, okay, so you're filming the like Gottwood challenge tomorrow. You have your outfit, like it's lumberjack theme.
We'll pick you up at this time. Awesome.
I go to the set.
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I'm in hair and makeup. I'm like, wow.
It's a scorcher out there.
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It's a real scorcher. And I'm like, but when I have a job, I feel like an athlete.
Like, I'm like, okay, but like, we're doing the job. Like, yes.
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We're here. You will wear any heels, anything you need if it's professional to get the job done.
If you have booked me for a job, know that I'm arriving on time.
Speaker 1 So I go up, they're like walking me through the set, and they're like, and this is what y'all do, and then the Islanders and all of this, and blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 1 And so I'm not nervous, like panic attack nervous, but obviously, like, I'm about to host Love Island. Like, I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited.
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Also, can I preface it by saying, like, you love Love Island. We watch Love Island.
Like, this, you manifested. Can we give some respect where respect is due? You manifested this.
Like, true.
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You're literally watching it on TV one second. The next day, you're in Fiji about to look all the couples in the middle.
That was a dream come true. A dream come true.
Speaker 1 So, like, how are you handling that emotionally?
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I'm not. I'm too.
Do you process anything?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 1 So, I pop a beta blocker in the morning because just
Speaker 1 I took a beta blocker today, by the way, because you did.
Speaker 1 So, I pop like a normal one beta blocker, 10 milligram, nothing freaking crazy.
Speaker 1 I'm done with hair and makeup. And I go, I go to someone and I'm like, oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week? And they're like, no, this is it.
Speaker 1 And I look at them and I go,
Speaker 1 No, no,
Speaker 1 this isn't the outfit.
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I go, This isn't the outfit that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house. And they're like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what you're doing in the house.
Like, it's you're hosting the thing.
Speaker 1 And I'm like, So I'm like, Oh, okay. But in my head, I'm fucking spiraling because I'm like, This isn't the outfit that I wanted to be on Love Island on.
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And in my head, I'm like, I've already worn this before. I'm gonna get fucking torn apart online.
They're gonna say, Lizzie Maguire, you're a fucking outfit repeater, which they did.
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Literally, we're all over my Instagram being like, I think she wore that before. Now all of a sudden, no one's sustainable.
Whatever happened to sustainable fashion?
Speaker 1 I re-wear one outfit and I'm immediately about to get stoned.
Speaker 1 Mind you, it was an expensive fucking outfit. Like I should.
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Anyway, so I'm up there spiraling. A lot of fabric.
A lot of fabric. So I'm up there spiraling and I'm like, oh my god, this is the outfit.
Like, okay. I thought it was lumberjack slash love island.
Speaker 1 I was like, how good? How, how much better could it get? Yes.
Speaker 1 So now look, like,
Speaker 1 obviously I've filmed.
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We've filmed things before. We've filmed reality TV.
We know how productions work. We know how like set works, whatever.
Speaker 1 As someone that's like watching it on TV, everything is so much faster, obviously, when you're watching it on TV. Like even filming a commercial, you're like, how do they film movies?
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Because this has taken years. It could take six hours to do 30 seconds.
It's insane. So it's a long filming day and we started pretty early.
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And mind you, I have just landed. Like I'm not even, I'm like, not even a full 24 hours that like I'm there.
So like in no situation am I like acclimated, but I'm fine. Like I'm not going to say that.
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I'm not going to like be a diva. Like I'm doing the job.
You weren't like, hey, can I get seven hours of sleep right now?
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Yeah. So I'm like, I'm there.
I'm doing it. I go out.
I do my entrance. I'm like, oh, I'm not nervous at all.
Like, thank fucking God. I'm like born for this.
I'm cool. I'm good.
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Like, don't need a beta blocker. Because I was like, should I take two beta blockers? And then I was like, no, there's going to be a lot of sun.
Like, I don't want it to like be too much.
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I'm just going to take one. After I do my entrance, I'm like, I'm not nervous at all.
I can host. This is so easy.
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The sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively. And I'd say we're about, oh, I don't know, maybe like two hours into filming.
And I'm like, just standing out there. And I'm standing.
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And I'm standing there. And I'm in a full suede skirt.
Now, mind you, obviously, we're taking breaks. We're taking water breaks.
They're coming over to me with like an umbrella.
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They're shielding me from the sun. They're having like ice packs, all of this stuff.
And I'm, I'm some, I have a high pain tolerance. I will also say that.
Speaker 1 So, like, if I'm uncomfortable, I'm really waiting until the very last second to tell you because I don't want to be a problem. I don't want to be bothersome.
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Also, let me just say, you weren't just wearing a suede skirt. You were wearing a suede turtleneck.
Turtleneck, which had a microphone pack in the back of my neck. Okay.
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I also had the most insane hair extension. I was like wearing a hat.
The hair extensions are so heavy on your head. It's basically like you're wearing a helmet.
Speaker 1 So I'm about an hour and a half, two hours into filming, and I'm like, you know what, guys? Real quick, I'm feeling a bit,
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feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself.
I throw up.
Speaker 1 Everyone's like,
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wait, where did you throw up? In the bathroom? I went in. No, yeah, I went into like the bath.
Okay, I thought you were like, excuse me one second.
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And that's showbiz, baby. No, like we take like a proper break and I'm like, guys, I'm just like feeling like not myself.
Whatever. They're like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, like totally put me back in, in coach like i can do this i just had to get that out of my system it's something i do a little bug it was from the miscoared like i'm good so at this point i had gotten through how many people had to go eight people had to go out of
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out of no eight people had to go total okay When I threw up, I was halfway there. I had gotten done.
I had finished four people. And I'm like, I can do the next half.
This is fine. This is all it was.
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I just had to throw up. Like, I'm good.
I get back out there. I get through two more people and I'm swaying a little bit.
You know, I'm like,
Speaker 1 I'm like, you know,
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I'm not feeling totally normal. But again, I'm not stopping the show that so graciously has asked me to come on.
You start looking around to be like, looking at people to see if you're okay. Like,
Speaker 1 is anyone else speaking? I start looking at the medic. I'm like, why don't you make eye contact with me and you tell me if I'm okay and if that's normal on what I'm doing?
Speaker 1 And so then finally, I have like a, I have like an earpiecing so someone can hear me talking and I, and I literally just go, I'm going to need another minute.
Speaker 1 And I go into the cabin in which they're like, there
Speaker 1 literally is the whole game. I literally sit down, pass out.
Speaker 1 And they're like, okay, we're going to take your blood pressure. We're going to like, we're going to stop for a minute.
Speaker 1 They bring me back into the room and I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but like, I just don't think I can finish it. Like, we had two people left,
Speaker 1 and I was, I felt it took everything in me to also say that. Cause again, I'm like by myself, so I have to like advocate for myself.
Speaker 1 Well, you're like, I don't want to, just how we were in Atlantic City, and you're like, I'm not dying in Atlantic City tonight, you didn't want to croak in Fiji during wearing that outfit.
Speaker 1 No, so in my head, I'm like, not only am I not in the goddamn outfit,
Speaker 1 I've been fucking picked out.
Speaker 1 You think I'm going to go to a hospital in Fiji, have something happen to me, and this is my final outfit? Like, no, you got me fucked up.
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So I politely said, like, I think that, like, I, I'm sorry, but, like, I don't think I can keep going. And if I do, like, I really will, like, pass out.
Were you like, can you guys use AI?
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Like, you have enough. I was like, can you fix it in post? They were like, oh my God, don't worry about it.
Like, you're so fine. Like, don't worry, we'll figure it out.
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And then, like, they, I couldn't wait to see how they edit it. Cause I was like, I've watched this before.
Like, they don't show every single person go.
Speaker 1 Like, they're going to make it look like I literally was there.
Speaker 1 And the narrator is like, Paige had to step away for a minute. And I'm like, oh, my freaking God, guys.
Speaker 1 Because it's reality TV. Yeah.
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Paige texted me. Because I was just, I didn't know what time it was.
And she just goes, hey, I fainted and threw up and had to stop turning the hosting kick. So I'm freaking out.
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Just like, are you okay? Yeah. Then I start thinking, like, is this part of the show? Like, are they going to be like, Paige? Oh, like, are they going to say it? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 No, I knew they weren't going to say it. Someone's giving you the Heimlich.
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Here's the thing, Hannah. I do want to say one of my biggest takeaways.
Oh, is it so much better to be on the other side of reality TV?
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Well, we're still in that mindset of like, oh, this is your drama. Lean into it.
I was so excited to like be the host of something and not be like on it. It just felt,
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yeah, I just felt so much like pressure taken off kind of. But here's the craziest part of this whole story.
So finally.
Speaker 1 like at the very end when i'm like guys i i actually don't know if i can keep going like i i feel like i'm so dizzy like it's just way too much sun
Speaker 1 literally way too quick like i literally just got off the plane like a couple hours like seven hours ago.
Speaker 1 And
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I'm walking out of the bathroom. Like, I'm about to take my outfit off, and I get a text from my mom.
Are you okay?
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Now, mind you, it's 1:30 in the morning in New York. It's like 4:30 in Fiji.
She's a Sicilian witch, a literal Sicilian witch. I go,
Speaker 1 I go, wait, what? She goes, I just got, I was just awoken by something, and I felt that I needed to text you and see if you were okay. Is everything okay? And I go,
Speaker 1 I go, funny to bring that up.
Speaker 1 It's funny I have that. Yeah, everything's okay, but can I talk to you personally?
Speaker 1 I go, the most upsetting thing, mom, is that my gold dress actually isn't going to be worn. Okay.
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Kim, this is what's on the docket tonight. First of all.
Welcome American Airlines. Second of all.
If you want to start your day off now at 1.30, I've got a plethora of things.
Speaker 1 Oh my god you ever talk to your mom late at night and you're like i don't want to get her worked up i'm like i'll talk to you in the morning
Speaker 1 go to sleep mom i'm not gonna ruin your day you had a good day go to sleep i'll ruin your day tomorrow with whatever i'm dealing with
Speaker 1 oh my god no sometimes when me and my mom get on the phone i literally feel like we're like hiding from like the rest of our family because she'll always be like oh my god let me tell you this quick before anyone comes home i'm like who's coming like the police you can go in a different room you know like we're always like secretively telling each other you're like mom you're in your own house
Speaker 1 you're not in numb
Speaker 1 but anyway so i'm literally staring at four gorgeous dresses i i actually don't know if i can say this but i am gonna be on the after sun show which um i'm filming on friday i love maura higgins
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Maura's not hosting it because she's at Traders. So it's Sophie Monk from Australia.
So I will get to wear one of the dresses there.
Speaker 1 But I think I'm just going to make a TikTok of the dresses I actually picked out because then after they were just like, okay, yeah, we'll see you next Friday for like after sun. And I was like,
Speaker 1 oh, but I have other dresses to come in the house.
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It is kind of crazy that now you're like, I think you, well, okay. I have a couple thoughts.
Okay. If you love these dresses so much, do you save it for another event so they have their own moment?
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They're just so Love Island. They're just for Love Island.
Okay, gotcha. They're just for Love Island.
Like,
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they're for Love Island. Because you're about to go to Italy for three weeks.
They're not. It's half of them.
No. They're not Capri.
No. They're not Capri.
You should do it in the hotel room. I am.
Speaker 1 I'm just going to do it for the gigglers because I want them to see it.
Speaker 1 Also, like, it was literally
Speaker 1 paining me to even see anyone's comments being like, that's what you picked for Love Island. I'm like, actually,
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I had so many good things picked for Love Island. But also, I thought that I got home.
I get home Saturday night from Fiji, and then I leave for Italy on Sunday. I thought I left for Italy on Monday.
Speaker 1 I have not packed. I haven't even really looked at my outfits because everything for Italy, everything for Italy, I just stopped once I got the Love Island call.
Speaker 1 I was like, well, I can't worry about Italy. Like,
Speaker 1 I was like, Love Island is calling. So
Speaker 1 we'll just see.
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Speaker 1 But another thing that I've noticed whilst being here, it's kind of nice to have a little bit of a vacation before I go on my family vacation. True.
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Also, you know, you need a pre-vacation for your vacation. It's hard to just go right into it.
But yeah, full family vacation, that's a reality show.
Speaker 1 Because it's not like I get to sleep in on a family vacation because my dad will literally have my head that's illegal though he has
Speaker 1 to calm down gary yeah so like i have to be up at a certain like and he wants to do all the things and like do like all do all the yapping and all that so i have to be more alert on my family vacation like right now i'm kind of like
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You could do nothing. I'm doing nothing.
The best is when you're in a beautiful place. Like when I was on tour, I finally got to Miami and Dez was like, are you at the pool?
Speaker 1 Are you like walking around? And I'm like, I haven't left my hotel room once because I finally have a second and I know I'm in beautiful Miami, but I'm so
Speaker 1 there was like 48 hours where I only talked to any.
Speaker 1 The only person I talked to worked here, like, I hadn't seen anyone.
Speaker 1 Sometimes the first time I speak is when I get on stage that night. I'm like, just at work.
Speaker 1 I'm like doing the same thing every single day, but I don't really have anyone to talk to because I'm so ahead. And you're like on a show, but you're not.
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Yeah, and I couldn't tell anyone I was here, obviously. Oh, yeah, that was that's crazy.
We hate secrets. We're so bad at secrets.
Speaker 2 No, I wanted to tell the gigglers so freaking bad.
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I also got really confused about the time because I knew you'd filmed it. And then I was like, when is it gonna drop? And I like really confused myself and I kept.
Well,
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my mom said the same thing. She was like, well, we'll see this next year because she's so used to like summer house.
I'm like, mom, it comes out in two days.
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Because I'm like, everyone's gonna say my outfit sucked. And then I re-wore it.
And she's like, Paige, you have a whole year. Don't worry about it.
I was like, it goes out in two days.
Speaker 1 It's actually better because if it was that, you'd be worrying about it for two years.
Speaker 1 Is there anything
Speaker 1 different
Speaker 1 about physically being there than what you thought it would be? At Love Island. Well, they let me go through the whole house because I was like,
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they were like, well, like, do you watch the show? And I was like, guys, I'm like OG. I've watched all of Australia.
I've watched all of UK. Like, I like, I know them all.
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And so they were like, oh, okay, so you like appreciate this. Go being able to walk through where they get ready.
I was like, all the girls are also so cute. Like,
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this was another moment where I felt, not like I'm saying, like, oh my God, I felt so old because they were in their 20s. It wasn't that kind of feeling.
It felt more like
Speaker 1 I felt like, oh, I'm like a woman. You know, like, I'm like a real.
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Because I'm like, in the event of an emergency, here goes my anxiety again. I'm more of an adult than these kids.
Like, they would look to me and be like, what do we do?
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You are technically adults, which is. Yeah, like I was looking at the guys and I was just like, oh my God.
Babies. I don't even think any of you are hot because you're children.
Yeah.
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And like, this is just like so funny. I was searching for a doctor and I wanted to find a really good doctor.
And you know, like, you look at where they went to school. And
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I saw this woman and it said she graduated in 2013, which is when I graduated, 2014, which is when I graduated. And I was like, okay, you just graduated.
You're not going to be my doctor.
Speaker 1 And I look like all day and go, wait, she's been a doctor for over a decade. But you know,
Speaker 1 I'm not going to be a doctor that graduated at the same time as me yesterday.
Speaker 1 No, that's happened to me too, where I've like, someone's like applied for something and I'm like, do we really think like she can do it or he can do it?
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And then I'm like, wait a minute, I'm the same age and I can do my job. Like, obviously, they can do that.
But like, see it, there's something about seeing it where you're like, uh, no.
Speaker 1 Also, like, when I have to put my birthday in now, like, I'd be scrolling. Like,
Speaker 1 I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 Oh, we're in the 90s. Okay, a third scroll seems the girl.
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You guys added a decade here. No one's born in the 2020s.
That's great. Wait, which actually brings me to another point.
I kept getting TikToks of, did you see that Vogue is doing like a summer camp?
Speaker 1 Yes, everyone kept talking about the summer interns at Vogue, but then I couldn't find the original video.
Speaker 1 Okay, because I don't know if I've seen the original video, but I've seen like so many of them.
Speaker 1 The amount of people tearing these 14 year old girls apart was unfathomable we've lost
Speaker 1 no we've truly lost the plot i understand people are angry put it towards important places Girls, these women were like, I mean, it doesn't cost a lot of money to be unique.
Speaker 1 I'm like, just say you're jealous that they're literally experiencing something that you think that you deserve to have experienced. Like, they're kids.
Speaker 1 They're not runaway models doing a runaway show at Vogue. They're going to work.
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What do you want them to do? They literally just got out of their mom's womb. Like, give them a goddamn break.
They're 14 years old.
Speaker 1 This is the crazy thing about the internet is the algorithm makes things socially acceptable because, like, people see, like, oh, if I talk about it, I get views.
Speaker 1 And next thing you know, it's normalized for a bunch of girls to be, like, shitting on 14-year-olds.
Speaker 1 Oh, totally.
Speaker 1 I was speaking with my Gen Z cousin, Shadow Andrea.
Speaker 1 She told me about dating in New York right now, and she's like, it's really bad. I'm like, what do you mean?
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And she was like, this one guy matched with me and was persistent about us going on a date where we walk by the river. This is New York City, by the way.
I said, absolutely fucking not.
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Do you have a taser gun? It's giving? No, it's giving, he's throwing you in. Do you have a taser gun? Be by the river? I don't think so.
No, it's crazy. So now I'm like all stressed about her.
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I said, don't talk to men. Don't talk to men.
Stop it. So I'm like yelling at her.
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And then her and her friends were so fucking cute. They come up to me at this party, my cousin's graduation.
And they go, Hannah, can we ask you something? I said, yes.
Speaker 1 Come to the Almighty One, the All-Wise One.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 1 they said,
Speaker 1 this one girl.
Speaker 1 was hanging out with a guy at the end of school and then it's summer and he came and visited her from Albany all the way to this to where she was and he didn't kiss her and they hung out all day.
Speaker 1 I said, he's nervous. These men are nervous and I would rather him be nervous than like too aggressive.
Speaker 1 I mean 100%.
Speaker 1 So like I think because then I said have you guys kissed before? And she was like, no, we just hung out in groups. And I was like, okay, it's actually
Speaker 1 hard.
Speaker 1 The first kiss, like, I don't know, when I was younger, first kiss, like, you know, when you don't give them a chance, like, you don't give them an opening, and you kind of want them to figure it out?
Speaker 1 Are you having like PTSD? No, I'm like, have I ever had a first kiss?
Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't literally remember one.
Speaker 1 No, first kisses stress me the fuck out because I always was like, doesn't matter how good the moment was, then I'm like, are my lips chapped? Oh my God, my breath is probably horrible right now.
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Oh my God, what's happened? Oh my God, like I'd just be freaking out. I don't know.
I don't feel like I get freaked out or like I don't get nervous because
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I feel like I go into those situations where like not my job. Like if we're gonna kiss or not and when the moment is not my job to think about.
It's none of your business.
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It's literally none of my our first kiss is none of my business. Like I'm not planning it.
I'm not plotting it. Like you have to go in for the opening.
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1 But you know when you like definitely like challenge him where it's like, let's see if he can make this work because I'm not giving him any openings.
Speaker 1 just grab my face i'm a big proponent of like just take what you want you also like being hit by bricks so
Speaker 1 whatever you're into we don't yuck anybody's yum we really don't also speaking of young'ins lois shout out lois my gorgeous gorgeous niece She's been watching Paige and Hannah Try New Things.
Speaker 2 What did she think?
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So Jeannie puts it on for her every week. So I was FaceTiming her and she comes up to the camera because she's like a teenager now.
She's three. Right.
And she's like, I saw you on TV.
Speaker 1 And I said, oh, was I funny? And she goes, no.
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And I go, okay, was I happy? She goes, yes. I go, was I pretty? She goes, yes.
And I go, and was I funny? And she goes, no.
Speaker 1 She's not really into your humor. Interesting.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1 Who was I with? And she said, Princess Paige.
Speaker 1 So no, that's how I'm getting the word out to the younger generations on what my name is. Lois.
Speaker 1 Princess Paige, PP. Are you familiar with the Laboobies?
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What's going on? I'm so happy. I'm so happy you're bringing this up.
Thank you. Bring it to the forefront.
What the fuck is going on? I don't see it. Okay, I'm also so happy.
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Oh, Hannah, thank God, because I was so nervous for a second. Bro.
Okay, look, you've been, you've been, first of all, you've been going to the theater. Okay?
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Okay? That's all you have on me. Your whole personality is simple.
I can't even trust you. You've been going to musicals.
You've been watching the Tony's, not telling anyone. Okay?
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I'm scared. Someone said they thought laboo boos meant girls are going around having lobotomies.
I mean, just got my first laboo boo.
Speaker 1 Here's the thing. A laboo-boo is like,
Speaker 1 first of all, it's a beanie baby. Like everything comes back in like a modernized way.
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It's a beanie baby if it was like my sleep paralysis demon. It's scary.
Yeah, like, this isn't the first time we've had, like, a thing, like, a
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item where people are like, we have to find it. And, like, we have to get it.
And blah, blah, blah. Do you think Jane Birkin would like the boo-boos being on her bags? I, like, am not against them.
Speaker 1 Would I ever get one or put one on my bag or give a fucking up? Like, absolutely not. Like, but I think girls in high school and college, college, like, oh my god, pop off.
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Yeah, get whatever you want. Like, cute.
I try to stop us though. Like, I don't want us to ever be haters and to like not understand the younger community that I identify with.
Speaker 1 I do.
Speaker 1 I think the boo-boos are younger than either of us. We don't even know.
Speaker 1 We don't know how it started. Like, is there like a funny story? Like, what's the lore? Because, like, I just saw these things appear everywhere and it's and I don't understand.
Speaker 1 No, it started in Japan, and I'm pretty sure it is like a
Speaker 1 collectible.
Speaker 1 No, it's like a character. Oh, of like a TV show?
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Because this is what I'm trying to do. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean that you hate it.
No, I don't hate it, but it's a toy.
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Yes. I like I'm not.
It's a kid's toy.
Speaker 1 No, it okay, it was created in Hong Kong by this artist, and he had this series called Monsters. And so he made these like cute little things.
Speaker 1 And then, like the whole lore of it was like you didn't know what color you were getting because it was like in these blind boxes.
Speaker 1 And it just got like so collectible and then like came over to the States.
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Okay. Yeah.
So it's like, remember when Fendi came out with those little like puff things and everyone was putting them on their bags? Like that was also a trend too, but like a little bit different.
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I wish I could love anything as much as these people love laboo boos. Like I wish a laboo boo could bring me that kind of joy.
Anything. Yeah, like I don't care about shit like that.
No.
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um, wait, I also hung out with another um toddler this last weekend. I'm like very family-oriented right now.
Okay, I hung out with a toddler. Well, Des is older, so his friends have kids,
Speaker 1 so we go to see their friends, they have kids, and then I like connect with the kid because I wasn't born in the 80s, so I'm hanging out with the kid. This girl is so cute.
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She's like showing me the house they're in. Um, we get to the kitchen, and she looks at me.
I swear to God, she goes,
Speaker 1 get me a knife.
Speaker 1 I said, what?
Speaker 1 She goes, get me a knife. And I said, look, I'm not, I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1 and I would let you do literally anything. Like, I really
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want you to have fun. Listen, kid, this is my first day off in about two months.
So I'm going to need you to keep that weird shit for you and your mom.
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I am out. I am not equipped to handle this right now.
I'm just trying to have a fun, play a little game. I was following you.
I take plan B for this exact situation. Get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 1 And I'm so afraid of saying no to toddlers. So I literally am out there.
Speaker 1 I start fighting with her about why I can't get her a knife. I was like, no.
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Because I know I was lying. She knew I was lying.
I was like, we don't have knives. She goes, yes, we do.
You stupid bitch. I know we have lives.
Speaker 1 They could be saying literally any, you could be having any type of conversation with the toddler and they could turn it in one second and like if they start crying or yelling or their voice gets above an octave the mom's looking over and you're the only adult present so like clearly it's your fault and that pressure is like when that little girl was like I'm gonna put sparkles all over your freshly manicured nails I was like put them on my face
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Yeah, do whatever you want. Well, that was the thing.
She was playing with these sharks. She loved these sharks.
And she looks at me and she goes, I want to put the sharks in the pool.
Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, that seems like a weird idea because you love playing with the the sharks, but fine, let's throw the sharks in the back.
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Who am I to say no to you? So we go. She throws it in the pool.
Then she looks at me and she's like, can I get my sharks back? And I was like, you, what? The fuck? You tricked me. You tricked me.
Speaker 1 And then she's like, give me my sharks. And I said, but why did you throw it to the bottom of the pool if you wanted it? And then she's like, can I have a knife?
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And I was like, I literally, like, I'm so sorry. I have to go.
So you're rethinking your stance on children? Well, it definitely worried me.
Speaker 1 And then the other time I hung out with a kid, they put put their finger in a like right towards the socket and i was like why are we playing with danger so much like let's it definitely it set you back it set me back a little bit because i realized i can't i don't have a firm hand
Speaker 1 i don't have a firm hand interesting i'm like like des is gonna be like bad cop and i'm good cop or oh my god hannah wait we've actually never talked about this and it's so funny you're saying that because that's so yeah why would i even think that that you'd be super strict but this is the thing i need to be strict because of all the parenting stuff i've learned is like kids want structure like kids actually you know my want you to see you know my mother always says that it's true because there's nothing better for a child than structure literally but i've been failing since day one because i'm a people pleaser it doesn't matter how old they are like when i would babysit the kids would be like please can we watch this and i'm like yeah like they're watching like crazy shit like i let them do everything
Speaker 1 but see that's how feel with like I don't but they're not yours like I genuinely don't give a flying fuck
Speaker 1 about any other person's child and I just wanted their child watching
Speaker 1 yeah, what they're eating like just as long as they're not dead and like and my job was honestly to befriend them and then get to
Speaker 1 them and tell the mom like if they're dating anyone and like what's why they're failing out of math. Like I would get all the tea but like the strictness was not my thing.
Speaker 1 I do think though Paige you're right like if there's there's something I care about, like, them having good manners, totally, I will be like, and is that what we say? Yeah,
Speaker 1 she gives you something. Like, anytime we walked in somewhere, if my mom didn't immediately turn and be like, and you say their first, like, you say, Mr.
Speaker 1 and their last name, I'd be like, oh my god, okay, I was gonna, but like, yeah, like, you have to keep doing that, or then kids are like rude and they have no manners.
Speaker 2 A hundred percent.
Speaker 1 I have actually a lot of notes.
Speaker 1 Clogs are popular this summer. Are they? Apparently, clogs are in, which is very Hannah Coded, and I just want to see if you were okay.
Speaker 1 I haven't really seen any
Speaker 1 clogs. Your algorithm was like, no.
Speaker 1 I haven't seen anyone clogging around recently.
Speaker 1 Like wooden. I did buy a pair of these like jelly.
Speaker 1 Not ballet flats. They're like jelly ankle sandals.
Speaker 1 I really don't know why I did it because now like I look at them and I'm like, they're ugly.
Speaker 1 But I wanted to wear them in Italy. So I truly am like.
Speaker 1 Can you tell us what your Italy vibe is going to be fashion-wise? Oh, we don't know.
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I freaking wish I knew. Don't even bring it up to me on anything.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 No, it's actually not good because I feel like I'm like, okay, I had a whole year to pick out my outfits and I'm literally going to pack in six hours. And I don't even know.
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And then I'm like, okay, whatever. If I don't have what I want, I'll just shop.
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Two, I like did Love Island. But three,
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Speaker 1 No, like I'm going to be tanned till New Year's Eve. Oh my God.
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Speaker 1 Last thing about Love Island, like, obviously, as I'm like walking down the hill and I'm like apologizing profusely, I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like,
Speaker 1 did I ruin the show? Is everyone mad at me? Like, are you guys going to sue me? Are you never going to have me back?
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Like, the season can't go on anymore. So, you finishing the challenge would actually have been like gross.
Yeah, that's actually not part of the job finishing. The whole time.
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The whole time I was like, this is so giggly squad coded. I can't wait to see what the fan theories are.
I was like, at first, I was like, no one's going to even notice I'm gone.
Speaker 1 And then when I saw all the comments, like, but where did she go?
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Wait, but I saw comments. And the gigglers were just like.
Paige was like, I'm good. I did enough.
We're gonna get here. Like, what do we? No, the gigglers truly did get it.
You got the shot.
Speaker 1 It was like one of those things where, you know, you're like something happens to you or like you're insecure about something and you're like, honestly, no one's going to notice.
Speaker 1 And then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say. They're like,
Speaker 1 are you going to cover that pimple or something? That's what it was. I was like, no, they're going to make it seem like I was still standing there and no one's going to see it.
Speaker 1 And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb outfit?
Speaker 1 I love how like so much crazy shit happened on Love Island that episode and people were like, but where is Paige LeSorbo? And where was she for the last two people in the Lumberjack challenge?
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They're like, oh, wow. I saw some mean comments.
They're like, classic Paige, she's so lazy. She
Speaker 1 finished the challenge.
Speaker 1
I'm like, okay, guys. Like, get over it now.
Like, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 People are ridiculous.
Speaker 1
People are scared. Sorry, I needed a nap.
I was jet lagged.
Speaker 1 Like, obviously, she needs the money. And, like,
Speaker 1 well, in all, all realistically, I don't know what the word is. In all realness.
Speaker 1 In all honesty.
Speaker 1
Thank you. In all honesty.
You're welcome. I'm happy you're okay.
Thank you. No.
I really was fine like shortly thereafter, but like
Speaker 1
I mean, I was in a full suede maxi skirt. If I had gone back out there, it would have been like, I would have been yelling timber.
Like I would have been, I would have fallen.
Speaker 1 You were in a torture chamber of a suede outfit.
Speaker 1 Did we learn anything from this? Probably not. You're probably going to do it again for fashion, death by fashion.
Speaker 1 The craziest thing is, like, I didn't even think of the out, like. You were like, that's not why.
Speaker 1
Not a thing. I was like, I can push through anything.
I was like, not a thing. I'm not even.
Speaker 1 You think that an outfit and sweat is going to get in between me and hosting this Love Island challenge? Like, you're fucking nuts. And then once I started swaying, I was like.
Speaker 1 Okay.
Speaker 1 You know, some things are bigger than me. Some things are stronger than me.
Speaker 1
Would it be iconic if I fainted on the violence set right now. Okay, so there was a part of me that was like, just go viral.
Do it.
Speaker 1 No, not even go viral, but like I really,
Speaker 1 I, if there's one thing I would say about myself, it's that I really do have a good work ethic.
Speaker 1 So the thought of like telling all of these hundreds of people who are trying to make a TV show, like, oh, actually, I can't finish, was giving me more anxiety than the thought of like, what if I did pass out because it's so hot.
Speaker 1 And truly, the only thing that made me say, like, I can't keep going, was my fucking mom in my head being like,
Speaker 1 you faint, you hit your head just right, and you're in a Fiji jail, and I can't get to you, and something happens, and you're dead.
Speaker 1
Why are you in jail? Why did you get to a jail? No, a Fiji jail, a Fiji hospital. Sorry, I didn't also commit a felony.
That got crazy.
Speaker 1 Sorry.
Speaker 1
She also is in my head: like, don't go to jail in another country. No, me too.
You have a gun to your head, like, if you don't finish this challenge, you're going to jail. You're going to Fiji jail.
Speaker 1 I don't want to go to Fiji jail.
Speaker 1 So, really, it was my mom in the back of my head being like, Do you want to pass out, hit your head, and be in a hospital, like, by yourself? No, like, just stop. You don't have to,
Speaker 1 let's be honest, it's not that serious. And I actually, no, it's literally not that serious.
Speaker 1
I did a gig today for the Formula One movie, and the producer was so it's like we went live for two hours, which is crazy. And the long term was so chill.
Like, she looked at me.
Speaker 1 The first thing she said was, First of all,
Speaker 1
this isn't life or death. We're gonna have fun today.
And I was like, Thank you.
Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing: we work in entertainment.
Speaker 1 Sometimes, like, I'll get emails or I'll get like frantic text messages or like just like comments.
Speaker 1 I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1 we're in entertainment. This was at a much smaller scale, but when I did the Bachelor, I did this thing where
Speaker 1
I had to choose between loafers and heels for my outfit. And in that moment, I felt, I was like, what would Paige DeSorbo do? And I was like, we're wearing heels.
Like, we're on the bachelor.
Speaker 1
We're wearing the fucking heels. I swear to God, 12 minutes in, I was like, this is a bad choice.
This is a bad choice. Wait,
Speaker 1 this is so bad.
Speaker 1
So, the shoes that I was wearing under the outfit, they were like these clear shoes. But where you put the toe was like silver metallic.
Okay. The shoes started cooking.
Speaker 1 No, no, no.
Speaker 1
I literally, I like, I move my foot and I'm like, whoa, like, where I just put my toes in? You were so hot. You're frying your foot.
No, I was a little tisserie chicken in there.
Speaker 1 Like, I'm not kidding. My vagina literally, like,
Speaker 1
it killed any bacteria or multiplied it. I'm not sure because it was roasting down there.
And then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh my God, I'm microwaving my fucking toes.
Speaker 1
And so I had to try and put my skirt over my toes to block the sun. But again, I'm in full cow high.
I was an animal out there. I was literally in cowhide.
Speaker 1
It was a literal wild buffalo out in Fiji. The contestants are getting sprayed with water every three seconds.
They're fucking fine. I'm like, guys, I'm, I'm at a loss of breath.
I can't see well.
Speaker 1 Like, I'm seeing spots.
Speaker 1
And they're like, ask him if he's hard. I'm like, guys, I can't right now.
I literally can't right now. I can't do this.
Speaker 1 You go, before I block out, is your hard.
Speaker 1 Before, before I can't breathe, before I push your double bomb, was he hard?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 1
And every time I'm like at a job or something, I'm just like so appreciative of like everyone being efficient and on time. Like I love when things run smoothly.
Like I'm a team player.
Speaker 1
And this time I was not being a team player. I was like, guys, I gotta go.
It's not that you weren't a team player, though.
Speaker 1 I feel like there's so many moving pieces to a production that every now and then you're like, oh, no one thought about this.
Speaker 1 And like, you need to speak up to be like, by the way, because they're all worried about other things.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Oh my God.
Yeah. It's such a big show.
It's such a big production. There's like so many moving parts.
I was just like such a small thing on the scale of like their whole season.
Speaker 1 You have to also remember they're
Speaker 1
like, I can't, the production's insane. Their editing bays, I mean, that is, I give them so they're cranking out an episode every single day.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 I do think that from what I know about reality TV, they definitely edit based on the like reactions of what's going on of America. Yeah.
Speaker 1
Totally. It's an entertainment show.
Again, at the end of the day, we're doing entertainment. It's fun.
We're entertaining.
Speaker 1 Yeah, so like the bachelor one, I ended up just like taking my shoes off and I was like, edit it out.
Speaker 1
Edit the feet out. No fix-in post.
I did fit modeling when I was like early 20s, which is you get chosen for like designers to use a human mannequin. Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1
But it's like hard to get picked because you have to have like perfect ratio sizing of like whatever. I finally got my first job with like just like Tahari or something.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 It was like a good game. They pay you hourly, like pretty well.
Speaker 1 No, fit models make a good amount.
Speaker 1
It was like a big deal. And I get there and they put me in these shoes.
And like I never wear heels. And I swear to God, 30 minutes in, I thought I was going to faint.
Speaker 1 And all I'm doing is standing there. And they were like, are you okay? And you were like, and I just was like, I'm going to lose this job if I can't fucking stand for 30 minutes.
Speaker 1 You're also stressed, so it like makes everything worse.
Speaker 1 Question: Have you fainted before? Like, when's the last time you've like truly passed out? So, some people are fainters, yeah, like some people are more prone to it.
Speaker 1 I think you are, and you're prone to puking. I haven't fainted since I was like really sick once, like in high school, and I like was dizzy when I got out of bed and fainted for like a second.
Speaker 1 Well, I puke when I'm wake up,
Speaker 1
no, I puke puke when I'm wildly uncomfortable. Yes.
Like, yes.
Speaker 1 Like, that's why, like, there's so many ex-boyfriends where there's so many different stories or situations where I'm like, and I threw up the whole time.
Speaker 1
You know what I mean? And I'm like, and that was crazy. It's like, because I'm so wildly uncomfortable.
Your body's literally rejecting the moment. Yes.
Speaker 1
Like, my bro, yes, my body is literally like, I can't do this. So, like, I was so dehydrated, but even drinking water, my body was like, no, we don't even want this.
We have to go.
Speaker 1 Like, this is, it's too much. But when I'm going to pass out,
Speaker 1 my tell is, which I don't know if anyone else feels this, my whole,
Speaker 1 it almost feels like my sinuses lock up.
Speaker 1 Like my nose locks up and my head all of a sudden will get really tight. And I know that I probably have like
Speaker 1 30 to 45 seconds where like if I don't sit down or like get to somewhere where like I'm gonna be or like start drinking water or chill like I'm gonna be out so I'm standing up there for Love Island and all of the sudden I like blink and my head just gets so tight and I'm like and then in my microphone I'm like I'm going down
Speaker 1 literally I'm going down and you guys can come down with me
Speaker 1 I'm using the mic like a walkie-talkie. I'm like, we got what we need.
Speaker 1
They're like, no, we didn't, Paige. You still have more lines.
I'm like, we're good. We're going to wrap this up right now.
Speaker 1 Thank you, Craft Services. They're like, no, no, we're not done.
Speaker 1 Supper rap on production. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 You guys have been amazing.
Speaker 1 Everyone, hands together for the cast of the crew.
Speaker 1
You go, this season's a wrap. I think we got to the point.
We all want to fuck each other. Let's go.
Thank you for the villa. Okay, got to go.
No, truly.
Speaker 1
Here's the other thing that's crazy at being like such a Love Island fan. I'm at a hotel and obviously like they have to keep the love, the islanders somewhere.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Like before they're going in or if they're like a bombshell or they're Casa Morse. So like the hotel I'm at, like I would say the demographic is like either like a young family or it's like retired.
Speaker 1 people. So like every once in a while, I'll just see like a rogue really fucking hot girl
Speaker 1 walking through a sea of like 85 year olds.
Speaker 1 And I'm like, that's a bombshell. That's the
Speaker 1 bombshell.
Speaker 1 Them trying to have conversation with each other in the elevator. That's what I want to watch.
Speaker 1 But I do think your body does tell you things. And I think a lot of women are very intuitive who are like, you know, your body.
Speaker 1 Absolutely. However, I've been joking with Des because the other day, I like,
Speaker 1
in the middle of the day, was like, I want chocolate. Yeah.
And I never, well, I never,
Speaker 1 I never wanted to eat that. I was going to say, you never want
Speaker 1
sweets like that. Oh my God.
So does he say, are you pregnant? And he was like, are you pregnant? And we kind of joked, like, oh, maybe.
Speaker 1
And then that night, I was like, I want a hot dog. And he was like, you never, you never eat hot dogs.
And I was like, I know, it's crazy. And I ate the whole hot dog.
Speaker 1
You're like, wouldn't it be crazy if I put pickles on it? Then I'm calling the police. And then the next day, I was like, I need like the biggest omelet in the world.
And then we realized I'm just a
Speaker 2 You're just addicted to food.
Speaker 1
I just love food. Yeah, you just love it.
Well, because then he was like,
Speaker 1 Do you think you're pregnant? And I was like, I love it. Because
Speaker 1 you're very much the type of person that you're like, the only thing that could make this exact moment better is if
Speaker 1 we're stuffing our faces.
Speaker 1 Like, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what people are like, girls never know what they want to eat? I fucking know.
Speaker 1 I wake up and I'm like, if I don't have fucking Chinese broccoli with chicken and seriously,
Speaker 1
it would be a great function if we were all satisfied. Yes.
I'm like, if we don't get Thai right now, the vibes are going to die. So
Speaker 1 he literally, then we started joking because he's like, or do you just like need to eat all these things? And I'm like, yes. And then he was like, look up the symptoms.
Speaker 1
And I'm like, okay, if you get like kind of tired. And I'm like, I'm actually really tired.
And then I was like, and I'm like, I'd probably be a little bloated.
Speaker 1 You've been pregnant for 12 years.
Speaker 1 I think you'd be bloated. I go, does I'm bloated and I'm tired and I'm hungry
Speaker 1
and I'm hungry. And he was like, you were telling me you got your period like today.
So I did a pregnancy test. I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 1 You know, I was going to say, I just love tuna fish.
Speaker 1 I don't want you to get pregnant yet because
Speaker 1
we have a packed. We have a pack.
Yeah, I obviously want you to wait till I'm ready for for our first one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 But if you were to get pregnant, like I want you to know, I wouldn't be mad. I'd actually be excited.
Speaker 1
Thank you. Well, you did get excited just now.
You got excited because I wanted chocolate in the middle. Like if you got pregnant right now,
Speaker 1
I wouldn't be mad because I feel like then that would mean like your second one, then we'd be on track. Like I'd have my first when you were having your second.
So I wouldn't be mad.
Speaker 1
But also like I do want you to wait for me. No, 100%.
That's why like, when I was having these cravings, but it turns out it's just being a girl. Yeah.
Speaker 1
It's literally just being alive. Someone said that Diet Coke online, someone said Diet Coke is like a fridge cigarette.
And that really made me laugh. You, but you love a Coke.
You want a rock.
Speaker 1 You just want Coke.
Speaker 1 I love.
Speaker 1
You know what it is? I love cracking open a soda. Yeah.
You know, like
Speaker 1
I actually stopped drinking. I used to drink so many like carbonated water in LaCroix.
I stopped drinking all of that because I really felt like it was like fucking up my stomach.
Speaker 1
So the only carbonation I drink is like when I am indulging in a soda. But there's just, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna just do the whole thing.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yes.
Speaker 1
If I'm gonna have a Coke, I'm just gonna fucking have the full one. You're fucking crazy.
I'm crazy. You're fucking crazy.
She's Zany. She's so nutty.
We're gonna wrap up production.
Speaker 1 Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 Put your hands together for the producers. Put your hands together for the people in the villa.
Speaker 1 No, the whole time I'm just like, this is so giggly squad and page coded. Where I was just like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 1
I don't want to do it anymore. I was like, some of you called me and you were like, hey, everything went really smooth.
I'd be like, are you okay?
Speaker 1
Boring. I was just like, I need to sit down.
Like, at one point, I was like, oh my God, can a girl get an umbrella? Like, can we get some shade?
Speaker 1 At what point were you like, this is going to be so funny to talk about on Giggly Squad?
Speaker 1 Um, after I threw up, I was like, and this is a giggly squad full story. Every now and then, something will happen to me, and I should be upset.
Speaker 1 And then I go to my phone to the notes, and I'm like, can't wait to write this a giggly squad. I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 1 You guys, thank you for giggling with us.
Speaker 1
Thank you for supporting Paige and Love Island through the ups and downs. And we love you so much.
Bye. Bye.
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