Giggling about muses, stalking, and the end of an era

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Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my gorgeous gigglers?

We're going classic.

We're going OG.

Oh, in the studio.

And me some gorgeous gigglers in the living room.

In our friendship, I feel like I've turned so many, I've turned Hannah-coated in like so many different situations.

Where like if you had asked me like five years ago, I'd be like, ew.

And now I'm like, I love it.

I've subconsciously been turning you into a rat.

I like, I kind of, like, now I'm like so into that, like, our studio's ugly.

like I love it I like and I'll see a clip on TikTok and I'll stop be not because

I'm like it's drawing

and I think we're masterminds on TikTok because everyone's gonna stop and be like this clip went violently like is that color yellow legal to put on a camera did they actually vomit on the wall it's like that sound that only dogs can hear only gigglers can see it no i saw a giggler actually posted like if i were to design the giggly squad like studio, and she was burn it.

I made it.

It was like insane.

She did such a good job.

I'm like, that would be a trillion dollars.

But I've been thinking,

because who works this?

I love how we only talk business on the pod.

Like, we will not address it.

And then you sit down, you go, new meeting on the docket.

Well, we're all in the same room.

What are we doing in the studio?

It's a problem.

My thought is this summer, like the summer's basically over, first of all.

Let's not even talk about that.

Summer's over.

Summer's done.

It's done, which is insane.

Blink of of an eye it's summer just about the fall it's literally labor day weekend it's q seven um

i think in the fall

we go we start anew we start anew it's so funny i talked to grace about this this morning i said text page because i was like i don't want to go too hard at her like you do it from the side and say like should we i think we have like a space yes we go to a space and we fully together design it and i've been seeing like all the different curtain curtain vibes that people are doing.

Like, what's our coloring?

What's our thing, you know?

And I think we go OG, like black, like with the giggles.

I think we go pitch black.

Well, because it was really our colors: we were hot pink and black.

Yeah.

And then we turned

we don't know.

We don't speak of whatever this color is.

Yeah.

Yeah, I chose it.

Then we had, like, remember our old studio had like that wood paneling.

Yes, yes.

Look, we've gone through a lot of eras.

Yeah, we've got a lot of fun.

But you know what?

I can say you were in your creative era.

She's Van Gogh.

Gogh.

She sees things and she goes,

wait, I'm so curious of Rono.

It's like a Monet.

Of course, it's really blurry, but far away, it's gorgeous.

I have to let you know that I did put my lip liner on before this pod, but I realized very quickly that it was like, it needs to be sharpened.

So I think I'm bleeding.

I'm actually not even going to address that.

That was a cry for help.

I don't have like the message.

That's fun.

Move on.

Have you ever tried the lip stains?

Because I feel like you're like the perfect candidate for it.

Because you're always complaining, like, oh, my lips, like, lose color.

Yes.

A lot of them can be drying.

Okay.

And then you have to put a lip on after.

I've bought them.

Got it.

That's all you know.

That's

actually what I was asking.

I've bought the like

the one that you pull off.

Yeah.

I've bought it all.

I'm not waking up in the morning and like putting, that's too many steps.

I want to be in the Uber and be like, fuck, I forgot to put lipstick on.

Right.

And then put it on.

There's something going on in the water right now.

There's a couple girls are

dating men

that I didn't see them going to that side.

Okay.

Jodra Stiwa.

Okay.

Fletcher.

Okay.

And Billie Eilish was seen kissing a man.

Now I am the one to talk because I kissed a man a week ago.

Yeah.

Jen's pops in.

Hey.

Yeah.

But this is unsettling.

It's unsettling because usually we see it the other way around.

We see it like where women are like, and I've had it.

And I'll go to the women's side.

We rarely see it.

This is this means it's setting us back.

Men might be evolving with new tricks.

Yeah.

Or we may just be tired.

The girls are tired.

But maybe we forgot.

The Jojo Siwa, because you watched that season of Love Island with me.

He was on that season of Love Island that we watched in the bed.

Wow.

Because it was like one of the very first seasons we watched.

I only remember Curtis.

He's very Curtis Co.

They're kind of similar.

Okay, yeah.

Like they dance.

The Jojo Siwa one, though, like that,

I'm still, I think about it every day.

Yeah.

And it's, you want to know what I like about it, though?

She hasn't changed any of like her mannerisms, her outfits.

Like, it's not like she's like, oh, and now I'm with a guy.

So I need to feel, be more feminine.

She's like, no, this is who I am.

Yeah.

And like, I just, I like kissing him for the moment.

So I do have to say,

men love lesbians.

And as someone who is

lesbian passing,

guys,

look,

guys love a little sports chat.

They love when you're wearing a jersey.

They got hard-ons for that.

Wait, sometimes, like, I'll watch TikTok in the middle of the night because I'll wake up and, like, I'll be like, oh my God, if my thoughts start going, like, we're in for it.

So I'll just immediately pick up my phone and start scrolling.

No, no, no.

They don't want the sound because I'm like, I want to fall back asleep.

So I'll just watch like soundless.

And then if it's something I'm really interested in, I'll do like one click up.

I scroll past this video and it's a picture of me and then it's a picture of Paige,

the NBA player.

Oh, Paige Beckers.

Yes.

Wait, I think you saw this.

I'm watching this video, no sound.

And I'm like, oh my God, are they saying that we're together?

Are people putting us as a couple?

And then I like raise the volume and it's just like, the name Paige is like.

And I'm like, oh, okay, sorry, my bad.

I was like, sorry, you put me in a lesbian relationship, I thought.

I love how you're starting your own rumors about yourself at this point.

You're starting conspiracies.

Reality TV this week, I feel like, who's going to start rumors about me if I don't now?

Can we have a moment of silence?

Lots.

Which we've never done.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The end of a beautiful era.

I feel, you know, like when you make like a drastic switch in your life and you're like, and before you do it, you're like, but how am I going to feel when I do it?

Like, what if I regret it?

I was like dealing with that.

I was like, but what if I like say it to everyone?

And then I'm like, oh my God, no, I want to go back.

I really feel so aligned.

You can Tom Brady it if you want to.

Totally.

That was just, you know, a sports rush.

No, then I feel like, what am I like, the freshman in college going back to like her high school?

Like, yeah, when I was younger.

You're chewing gum with your car keys.

Oh my God.

Is Miss Leeboist still here?

When I slept in that room for the first time.

I got fingered in that hallway.

So anyway.

No, I feel

good.

It's kind of also like graduating college.

Like you're like, oh, this is sad, but like, no, I want to go to the next step.

Like, I'm excited.

Yeah.

And then like, whilst you're doing it, you're like, you have a flashback where you're like, oh, I wish we could go back to college.

Like, that was so easy.

Yeah.

Like, I'm sure I'll have that.

But like, I just feel like I'm giving, I gave all I could give.

I love your gift.

But also, people don't talk about like.

People do talk about it, Marilyn Monroe, but like nothing lasts forever.

Yeah.

And you, you ever get a job when you're younger and you're like, this is what I'm going to do forever.

Like, I'm obsessed with that.

Or you meet a guy and you're like, this is me now.

And then in a couple of months or in a year, I mean, look at Beyonce's daughter,

Rumi.

Is that her name, Rumi?

Yeah, I think so.

So my favorite video on the internet right now is her going on stage, the first show.

Yeah, being the happiest she's ever been.

She is over it.

She's coming out on like the fourth show.

She's like, we got it.

We got it.

This is my mom.

My sister's gorgeous.

Thanks.

She looks at the crowd and she's like, I don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

I'm over time at this point.

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

Yeah.

So anyway, I do think there's so many beautiful things that happen.

The fact that I'm starting my summer and no one's going to say to me, what story would you like to tell this summer?

Is just.

I just feel

like, what do people do in the summer?

I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one.

I'm so excited.

It's so exciting.

I'm going to sleep.

So much.

I mean, you already did.

I've literally.

You've been sleeping.

No, but it's, it's a freedom.

It's such a weird job that it's.

It's such a weird job.

And you can't explain it to people.

Yeah.

You really can't.

And it's, yeah.

But I also, I did see like some comments here or there and people were like, oh no, like we're going to, we're going to miss Paige or whatever.

And it's like, but then people are like, well, we've had her on Giggly Squad every week where actually you get more of her.

You get way more of them.

I literally just have to listen to Daphne.

That's it.

And she doesn't say anything.

And Grace.

And I also, I need to thank the gigglers because, well when this comes out Daphne would have launched and just with like the email subscriptions like I know it's gigglers like you know like I know when like my team is like oh this many people signed up and like in an hour they give me an update it's the gigglers and it just makes me I was so emotional all weekend like I kept tearing up because I was like wait The girls are like showing up and it was just very sweet.

And I'm wearing the Hannah tea.

Hell yeah.

I love it.

It looks so comfy.

Wait, I also have to talk about you for a minute.

Uh-oh.

Hannah sent me an edible arrangement

to congratulate me on the launch of Daphne.

And in the card, she wrote, congrats on the Hannah T.

I then go on Instagram and I see her comment.

And her comment was from the Queen Julia Fox that she was, what is the guy's name?

Brian Softie's Muse and Uncut Jab.

That was Joe Softie's Muse and Uncut Jab.

So Hannah-coated.

So I realized, is it a lot of responsibility being your muse?

Yes.

Every time you see me, you're looking at what inspiration I bring to the world.

I literally said in an interview the other day, I was like, and you can wear the pants with Crocs.

And I was like, oh my God.

I was like, sorry, I had to do that for the Hannah's because like, if not, I just made everything for the Pages and they're going to feel left out.

And I don't want them to be sad.

I love how the Hannah.

You're like, we have to keep the Hannahs okay.

They will revolt.

They're loud.

They're loud.

They're going to be pissed off.

They will forget, though.

So, like, that's what we bank on.

We're like, they forgot and now they're napping.

No, I don't know where that quote came in my head because I was like, I always feel a lot of pressure sometimes to comment.

I feel so much pressure.

Well, I was Josh Shafti's moves when I grew up.

I've got jumps.

And then I looked at her.

It was so good.

Then I'm lying there with butter and I'm looking at her and I said, have you ever worked?

Have you?

I said, you have a bad attitude.

You treat people the wrong way.

There's been bad reputation about you on sets.

So you haven't even been invited to a set.

And you look at her and you're just like, you're not pleasant to be around.

But

I also, I was talking to Grace because I was like, we have to send her something.

But I'm like, everyone's going to send her flowers.

I'm like, I'm special.

Yeah.

Like, I'm special.

I didn't even fit myself.

I literally had to eat it same day.

I was like, I'm not letting all this fruit go to waste.

I said, dude, don't leave it out because the gnats will come.

Yeah.

Not speaking from experience, but I did have an edible arrangement sit around for about a week and we had to like burn that.

Is that because you watch sirens?

No.

Oh.

No.

But edible arrangements, I think, are like hilarious.

They are fun.

Like, right when I saw it,

because I like got home and so like I saw it when I got off the elevator.

And in my head, I was like, who the fuck sent me a fucking edible arrangement?

And then opening the card, I was just,

this is so funny.

A A girl sent me a meme and it was like, it was, look, we don't like to talk political on Giggly Squad because like we want you to like have an escape.

But someone sent me a meme and was like, I'm so sorry, but this is so giggly coded.

And it was like, Elon Musk

was like, okay, you know what?

You actually wouldn't have even

won it without me.

And it was like.

Donald Trump being like, okay, well, we spent way too much money on this.

Ginny and Georgia, did you know it was coming out?

I'm at Ginny and Georgia.

I knew it was coming out, but no one told me what episode.

No one tells me anything.

Well, no, no one emailed us or anything.

The kicklis were like, we love how you guys keep things secret.

I'm like, we don't know what's going on.

I was like, I'm in the dark like you.

Someone DM'd me and goes, what episode I got?

I'm no film.

So if you want to know how this stuff works, a year ago, they were like, can you guys record this for Ginny and Georgia?

We're like, we'd love to.

And we just recorded it on our couch.

And we never heard it.

And then we never heard again from them.

I was like, What?

At one point, I was like, They cut it.

You know, I thought they did cut it.

Well, they cut that it was giggly squad.

It was going to be Giggly Squad because it went more with the story than it was like a murder podcast, but so fun.

I love Ginny and Georgia.

So many people are watching.

It's like number one on Netflix right now.

So we are actors.

I feel like I always say this when I interviewed the cast of Ginny and Georgia at the People's Choice Awards.

They were, Breanne Howie was so nice to me.

Like, they were just all really, really nice.

She also looks nice.

Like, you know, people have nice faces.

Like, I'm like, you're a sweetie pat.

Yeah.

Like, she can't be mean.

And I actually met her at the almost pregnant premiere.

Yeah.

Where I kind of pregnant premiere, where I did the worm.

Didn't see her after the worm event, but beforehand, she was just really, really nice.

Yeah.

One thing I wanted to bring up to you: I was texting one of my girlfriends.

Okay.

Start with a fight.

And I noticed.

Did they send you edible arrangements.

No, I noticed her location.

And we were like around the corner from each other.

And so I was like, oh, I'm going to like run to like where she is and just like see her on the street.

She ended up being in a hotel like at a conference.

And I was like, sorry, okay, I guess I can't come in.

But then I got to thinking, you and I have never

shared locations ever.

And I feel like I

have all of my girlfriend's locations

and they have have mine.

And there are so many times where I'm like, well, where is she?

But is that part of the fun with us?

It's like, where is she?

Where is she being?

The only person who has my location is my mom.

Yeah.

That's the only person.

I don't have Des's location.

Have I ever had a boyfriend's location?

You've put tracking on.

I know.

I'm like, wait a minute.

I don't think location sharing was a thing

until like the past couple, like couple of years.

I feel I didn't care.

In our days when we would go out, I could see that being so fun to be like, Are the girls out?

And like, where is everyone?

Like, you know, you're like not sure if you should go out at like 9.30.

But if I was like 22 and I had a boyfriend, he had my location, that would have been

in no situation with that.

See, my mom was just like, hey, you haven't moved for 49 hours.

I think don't ever share your location with a man.

No,

never.

Even if that's your dad.

No.

Well, let's be honest.

Dads don't know how to use that.

My dad would never know.

My dad doesn't know how to post an into story.

Yeah.

I don't think that a man should ever know exactly where I am or what I'm thinking.

And put that on.

Put that on a shot.

Put on tube shirt.

Put it on a t-shirt.

I actually had a funny mistake,

which aren't they all?

Marilyn Monroe said that.

I went to Pilates a long time ago in LA.

Yeah.

And I signed signed up for it.

And I felt so like organized that I signed up for Pilates in a different state.

Like that was like a new level of admin for me.

And I get there and it's like,

she's like,

she calls everyone's name and she doesn't call my name.

And I was like, that's just for like who's here?

Yeah.

And I was like, that's weird, but like, whatever.

And I continue doing my Pilates class, whatever.

I leave.

Yesterday, I get a notification that I missed a Pilates class in LA.

So I had signed up for a class like three months in advance and just showed up

and took the class.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Three months ago, you signed up for a Pilates class because you were like, oh, I'm going to be in LA in three months.

No.

I was in LA signing up for that next morning.

I think the months must have been like wrong.

Okay.

So I signed up for a random class.

In three months.

Showed up like I signed up for the class.

Got it.

Did the class, I guess, with enough confidence.

What else?

What do you think the instructors were saying after?

Like,

we had a vagabond in it.

She doesn't even go here.

They must have been like a little confused, but I think like I fit in so well

that they were like, no one's scamming us, but like I fully took a class for free, but then got me.

Yeah.

So anyway.

Or they were like, she's mentally disturbed.

Don't go near and just let her.

She just let her do her thing.

She's a little confused.

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I have a fun update, and I'm asking this because I want to know from the girls that have frozen their eggs.

Okay, so I freeze my eggs.

Great.

Then the like then that week after my retrieval, you're like waiting for your period.

I get my period.

Great.

I have that for like seven days.

Okay.

That was like two weeks ago.

My boobs,

huge, massive, have not gone down whatsoever.

I'm like looking it up.

I'm like, is this like a side effect of like freezing your eggs?

Like, are they, and they're like, not really.

Like, it usually like goes down immediately after like you stop giving yourself the shots because then your hormones are going down.

I don't know if my boobs just like didn't get the memo.

I've never had bigger boobs in my life.

I'm so excited.

And I'm really praying that they don't go away.

Because then yesterday I was like, oh, I must just be getting my period again.

That's why they're so big.

And so I texted Josephine because we've like synced up.

And she's like, no, we have like two weeks left.

I love what she says, we.

But I'm obsessed.

Wait, it's giving when girls were saying Accutane was making their nose smaller.

Yes.

And some girls say spirinolactone makes their boobs bigger, but I didn't experience that when I was on spirinolactone.

I, not a doctor,

think that you actually needed estrogen and your body's just like responding really well to it.

I truly think that when I hit puberty,

something like didn't go

right.

And then like I was fucked up from there on.

Because

I never had a regular period, even in high school, but no one said, no, everyone was like, okay, cool, it doesn't care.

This is why hormones are like actually so important.

And like men have hormones too.

It's just like they're dealing with testosterone.

We're dealing with estrogen.

You dealt with testosterone.

Do you, Do you feel different in other ways?

Have you been nicer to people?

Oh, God.

No.

I like cried.

I've been like more emotional a little bit, but not like overly emotional.

Like appropriate for a circumstance.

Yes.

Like, not like numbs.

Yes.

Not like stone cold steve.

Appropriate for a circumstance.

You're reacting again.

I should have in the past.

Sometimes I'll have a reaction and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's a normal person.

Keep doing that.

Wait, this is Paige.

What would a normal person do?

If my best friend's.

Well, there are so many times where people expect you to be like, oh, and my immediate reaction is like, okay, I got over it.

That's what people are like, can we?

Paige act?

I'm like,

yeah.

Yeah.

Do you know how many times I've had to pretend to care about a lot of things?

And I'm like, wow.

I don't give a fuck.

Well, I'm happy for you.

But I would say

the whole like finding your feminine energy, I think it's all bullshit.

The right guy will love you.

Yala, Jojo, Siwa, no matter how masculine you are.

Be you.

Be you.

No.

Feminine energy, when it tells you to like be more quiet or be more like astute to his needs fuck him

no i like you know how like girls say like you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated if you truly if i truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends i could tell you exactly what i thought about myself

in that time period

And like, I could tell you when I had high confidence.

I could tell you when I had low confidence.

I could tell you when I was like literally flailing and this guy made it seem like uh so it's they say the person that you settle for is who you believe you deserve yeah which is straight up a fact but then you think about some situations

and when you're dating a guy who like yeah you don't know if he's fully into it and you don't know if you're even into him but you just like want something it's like yeah do you want him Or do you want to talk about something that happened in your past that's still bothering you?

And also if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something like in

that you have to prove to them like there are so many situationships i feel like in my 20 where 20s where i was like you don't like me perfect

now i have to prove all the reasons why i'm amazing in your 20s i think because you're still becoming who you are you immediately don't think like oh he's not the right guy for me you're like oh i did something wrong like let me try that again like yeah i just had to reframe myself for him where now in my 30s if someone didn't like me i'd be like ew you have horrible taste and i'm like i actually don't like you first i didn't like you first i didn't like you first hot take two is that the person you ultimately end up with also is going to like

like his demons have to be right for your demons yeah you are still like solving a wound yeah it just you hope that it's in like the healthiest way

so it's like you're not gonna just find someone where everything's easy it's more like what wound works like when you started dating des

did you go into it like being like these are my wounds or did you like not even know until you were like in it and you're like, oh, he's helping me solve?

Yeah.

Well, I've never dated an older guy before.

So I like, I really was like, this is so random.

Like, that was so random.

Then everyone later was like, you have daddy issues.

And I was like, I've never met a guy like this before.

Why'd I turn to Charlie XCX?

I'm just like, I haven't brought someone with an old man, like, whatever.

Yeah.

And I do think, like, every now and then he'll say something to me though that sounds like someone.

You know what we don't talk about?

Is that Charlie XCX is like engaged, but like she's so decenters men that like people don't even know well she's like me because we like love the gay community but we like if we speak about being straight it's like embarrassing for us yeah

George that's her husband or her

George yeah George I love it I was like has anyone checked on George

but it does like do certain things like that i'll be like oh my god my dad has said the exact same thing to me or like my brother would have said that or my like he reminds me of family which I think is important so but family is obviously complicated sometimes it's like oh this feels so like home and sometimes I'm like oh like okay that reminds me of a girl who like needed to hear that yeah kind of thing oh interesting yeah okay fun

cute or sometimes you're like oh wait when I heard that in my past I would have reacted like this but now I react differently okay yeah it's because also it's even like friendships like we bond for a certain reason like you remind me of my whole family like you are nana

you know i think you know what i think you remind me of i think you remind me of like my childhood friend and so i think there i think that like when we first met there was like a certain like

comfortability where like you were familiar i was like oh you remind me of like my friend from middle school it was giving like we've known each other before also i do feel like your relationship with gary is your brother is similar to you and me Except Gary's like a, well, no, he's shy.

Yeah.

But then he's like not shy at all.

It's similar to our relationship because when we are together, it almost is like we're speaking our own language.

Yes.

You know, like we can joke with each other and someone could be like, oh, what is that?

And it's like, it would be too long to explain.

Well, when you like talk to someone else and be a completely different person than when you like turn to me and Gary.

Like, I'm like, who was, who was that who just talked to that person?

I was like, okay.

Okay, let's normalize.

Everyone gets a very different version of me.

But also, I would argue you are the same.

People bring out different sides to you.

Like, I've seen a lot of your sides.

Yeah.

And some people are luckier to have better sides.

Yes.

And that's the diplomatic way to put it.

That is so true.

But I also just realized, you know how it's true.

We talk about it.

Like, if you start dating a guy and all of his exes are really different from you, not just like hair color, I'm saying like completely different perspective to life or completely different way she carries herself.

I think that's weird as fuck.

Yeah.

And I feel like with my friends, I'm the same way where like I've actually had like looking back, besides Becca, who again, our friendship was based on humor and she was not girly at all.

But like all my friends going back were like girly and popular

who like they liked something about me and they took me in.

But they had some of them had like toxic traits that I was like, oh shit, like I can't do this.

And like it's got, I found like better people for me over time.

But they're all like loosely.

Oh yeah.

No, I'm going to do that with girlfriends.

Like when I met Stephanie, I was like, oh, it makes so much sense.

I'm not like a random kind of human.

Like you love these kind of people that are like warm and I love l I like loud people who are like, I, oh my god, and I just thought of another thing to say.

And like, oh, and have you heard about that?

And like can just yap because I like to like take the pressure off myself and I can just sit.

But then it's funny when you really feel comfortable, you turn into the yapper yeah then i'm yapping and you've been yapped the yapper has

been yapped

um

anyway we love each other um we um watched materialists that's premiering in theaters only on june 13th we got early access and i do have to say it is a star-studded cast we have dakota johnson Chris Evans, who is definitely up there in my celebrity crushes.

And every time I see him, I'm like, you get better looking.

And that's men, which is in a whole nother podcast.

And then Pedro Pascal, who is the it boy, daddy.

Wait, let me just say one thing before we like totally get into the movie.

Dakota Johnson, people don't talk about her style enough.

And I feel like in the movie, like everything she wears, I'm just like, you look phenomenal.

But like her red carpet style.

She does a miss.

She plays a dating coach.

I think in another life, I'd want to be a matchmaker.

Like, I'm obsessed with matchmaking.

See, I feel like it's so stressful, but it's such a good depiction of, like, what our modern day romance is currently, because I have so many friends who have dating coaches now.

Really?

Like, dating coaches and like matchmakers, because people, like, are kind of sick of apps, I feel like.

Yeah.

And so I keep seeing them on Instagram, like, pop up and all of this stuff.

So I feel like it is a really good depiction of what it's like as a woman dating.

In your 30s, especially.

Especially when you are over 30.

Yeah, because they were saying it's like these girls don't need it, but they're like, if I can have like pay a little more to have a luxury dating experience because I can afford it, I will.

But I've never seen dating explained in such like cutthroat, like not sugarcoating it ways where she was like.

Okay, we want a guy who makes over, you know, 150K at this height.

And then if he doesn't have his hair, he has to make this amount of money.

Yeah.

It was so like scientific data of dating.

it also gave you the other perspective of like men being in their 40s and being adamant that like they're not going over the age of 27.

Like, there's one scene where she talks about marriage has always been a business decision and how like different it is for women now.

It was just so interesting when it comes to dating.

It's also just like a classic love triangle that like has nuances and like vary for today's world.

Go see the film in theaters, see all these beautiful faces on a big screen.

It's so cute.

Rom-com, girls' night out.

I'm obsessed with this movie.

Materialist is out in theaters, June 13th.

I have to say something really sad.

This is like so sad, and I can't believe I'm going to say it.

Sex in the city, like the reboot.

I'm such a defender of the reboot of Sex in the City.

Like last year, people were like, It's the worst show ever.

And I'm like, guys, give it a freaking chance.

Look at this.

Who can stretch?

Yeah, like who cares?

We're literally watching for like the outfits.

Like, everyone was like, iconic, like, she could do anything, and you're like, right, and you're just like, it's fine.

Like, okay, it's cheeky.

It's a little, like, not as serious as the original series.

And, like, guys, you're being too harsh.

It's an entertainment show.

This season.

I'm livid.

I'm so livid because they're now, they're, I think that HBO needs to get it together.

Okay.

Well, HBO

needs to get it together.

They're now ruining the original series.

None of the characters are anything like how I would picture them to be in their 50s.

You're telling me that Carrie fucking Bradshaw has a storyline where she's like

with her boyfriend of like 25 years ago and it's about like phone sex.

No.

Miranda is not Miranda.

So it's like, that's it.

Why we even, why even talk about it?

Let it out.

Because Charlotte, like, she's not that ditzy.

Charlotte is a strong, like, bring her back.

Speaking as the Charlotte of the group, she's smart.

Bring her back.

She had, give her her own gallery that she had started.

Like, why did you keep her as this housewife, like, with fighting in the park about dogs?

Like, no, no, that is not what Charlotte came out to be.

I just, I hate to get hit

now.

With this energy, let's keep it going.

Let's reimagine where they should be right now.

Where should they?

So many different places.

Actually, the new characters, like, I like them better than the old characters.

Yeah, because I feel like you have a vision for them that they're not, like, upholding.

And I'm so sorry.

People were really mad that, like, oh, Miranda's a lesbian now.

No, that legitimately happened.

I'm a lesbian.

But I'm like, okay, who cares about that?

Like, that actually does happen

so much.

I liked that.

She's running for mayor.

No, why not?

Why not?

She's the assertive lawyer.

She's not some like, oh, I don't know.

And she should be dating like this other power lesbian who like runs the WMS.

I power lesbian.

No, she can't even get a date on the show.

And I'm like, oh my God, guys.

And you know.

This is so antiquated.

Just because she's a ginger doesn't mean she can't find love.

That's so 1990s.

They make Carrie so like.

Carrie should be like the fashion editor of

anything.

Anything.

Listen.

Like her cool and D-Mag or she's writing on or like they have her living in this gorgeous home though.

So I don't know what she should do.

She should be like the head like consultant for like the real real.

Yeah, like I make her.

Okay, there's a woman, the woman that created Moda Operante.

It's like this clothing store.

Make her that.

Like, what are you talking about?

She didn't, like, she's not doing anything in like

selling her vintage clothes while and I'm just like, I'm sure there's multiple women in their 50s that could have given you a list of actual problems that women in their 50s are going through.

That's why I liked the original Sex in the City because I thought, oh my God, in my 20s, am I going to have to deal with that?

What's, oh my God, is that going to be my 30s?

It was so realistically raw to be like, in your 30s, you're still getting fucked up at bars sometimes and saying, what's my purpose?

The first season of Sex in the City, they were 32.

Yeah.

Okay, I think that also needs to be pointed out to the Facebook moms.

But now I'm like, I wanted to watch this because what are some problems I might have in my 50s that I would have never even thought about?

not really

not really and I'm living

what should Charlotte be doing Charlotte should be dating a hot equestrian guy no Charlotte's married let's not put her in a

turkey

yeah oh he's not he should have gone to Turkey by now come back with new hair the storyline is does she like him with his new hair period that's three episodes right there you're welcome Charlotte's very like it's very mom focused with like her kids and stuff which is like fine but I want them to be

I'm like Charlotte running around as like worrying about her kids getting into college is not

Charlotte's smarter than that.

She has more things to do.

Yes, obviously worry about your kids getting into college, but like

she's not running around gossiping.

She's got some priorities.

Yeah, children doing well in school.

Fuck them.

Like

no, but I do think there's so many amazing women in their 50s, especially in New York City, with the crazy stuff.

That is what I'm saying.

They should do a show where one of them like gets asked to do housewives and she doesn't know which she should do like make it realistic put us in the writer's room that's what I'm saying Carrie Bradshaw is also such an iconic television character she chose to get married not have children her husband died she's now dating someone else

I'm sure that's so relatable to so many women but it's like why aren't you talking about the fact that she didn't have kids Like, why don't you bring that?

Why doesn't she, there'd be a whole episode?

They don't really talk about it?

They don't really talk about it.

She just kind of says, like, oh, I didn't have children.

But I also think that's so relatable to so many friend groups who, like, one friend decided to have seven kids.

One friend has not.

I just wanted it.

One friend wanted kids, didn't have them.

I just wanted it to be more serious.

And it's like, okay, this is like not a real.

Your storyline is like

sitcom-y.

I thought it was going to be more like.

I wonder if it's like different editors or different writers.

It's got to be.

It has to be.

I mean, the fashion is a little wonky too.

I'm like, guys, I get it.

It's like different.

And no one.

It's very Emily in Paris.

Like, it's over the top.

I mean, Carrie always looks gorge.

Yeah.

But, like,

no, it makes me sad.

No, it makes me sad too.

It makes me sad.

And I, so now I've like been watching the old stuff because I'm like, no, those are the girls.

That's their personalities.

Their new personalities.

Not even them.

Maybe this is them in a different lifetime where things, maybe they took Botox and it hit them wrong.

No, they don't do work on their face, which, you know, never mind.

Yeah.

Thank you for trying to make me feel better and epically failing, but it's, I just had to get it off my chest.

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I go to plays now.

No, what is going on?

Because I think I'm better than you.

Oh, you watched Sex Missy last night?

I was at a play.

I was in Archasaw.

For people who don't know, I'm trying to go out to the Hamptons.

I got into the elevator today to come here, and my sweet, sweet, sweet next-door neighbor, he looks at me and he goes, Did you go to the Tony Awards last night?

And I was like, no, I didn't.

And then I, and then in my head, I was like, Little do you know, on my podcast, I fucking hate musicals.

I was like, No, but I look like a lovely evening.

The one thing I think you should see, yeah, it's not a musical, so get that smug look off your face

is O'Mary.

Have you heard of O'Mary?

No, so Cola Scola wrote a play.

Pardon?

Their name is Cola Scola.

Are they part of the Coca-Cola fortune?

They may or may not be.

Okay, sick.

They wrote a play about if Abraham Lincoln's murder was actually good for Mary Todd Lincoln, his wife, and that Mary Todd Lincoln is an alcoholic wannabe cabaret singer and how she like

why did they make Mary Todd Lincoln Luanda Slaps?

They're like, she'll have a cabaret show.

And

there's hints that Abraham Lincoln was gay.

It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I don't know if it was like,

at first, I was like, is it just like this, the room or the vibes?

I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

And I don't laugh at things.

I don't know.

Wait, why is it so funny to actually think about how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s?

They're all gay.

I mean, Capri's were trending.

You think a straight man did Capri's?

They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting.

There was someone that was like

wait, what about a high sock?

They wore ballet flats.

Ballet flats.

Someone said, Wait, let me put a bow.

I think that'd be adorable.

Also, they were like, I don't want to write without a feather at the end of my pen.

Someone was like, Did you see George's curls?

Like, no, literally, get a proper blowout.

Straight men with a full blowout weave and then writing with feather pens.

It's giving the glib blonde.

No, it's.

And their signatures were, I'm sorry, like, so

gorgeous.

I've seen my brother write his own name.

He looks like a fucking four-year-old.

These guys are writing, like, in John Hancock.

That's a gay signature.

How'd you even get that last name?

That was around the time where you could pick them yourself.

Also, hot take: only men are allowed to go to war.

It's giving golf trips.

It's giving you guys all just want to go hang out and kiss each other.

And then they love their accessories when they go to war too.

No, the colonial men were gay.

The like artfulness of their their outfits is crazy.

I need a historian who like specializes in gay men in the 1700s.

It's one thing if when they went to war, they were wearing like armor.

Right.

They literally just wearing fancy outfits.

Because if you could compare them to like the

who are like the gladiators.

The legions.

Oh, look at the gladiators.

The Vikings.

The Vikings.

The Vikings had...

like bones of yeah and the Vikings

like are you could tell they're apparently they like created STDs the Vikings Vikings.

Like they've spread their fucking CDs.

I could so see that.

But like they probably had nice blue eyes.

Yeah.

They had really good hair, I feel like, too.

Sorry to say that.

But anyway, so then like the colonial, I feel like the colonial men were like,

I'm not loving the hat wear.

This is fucked up, but like it's hard to know if someone's British.

Or just gay.

And like we are descendants, a lot of us, of the Brits that came in.

Not me and you.

No, not us.

Not us.

But it was the Brits, the Dutch.

We're not responsible.

We're not involved in any of the original drama.

This play is not about us.

It's not about us.

We were trying to make tomatoes.

No.

My family.

No.

There was olive oil involved.

We don't know what they were doing.

Were we fighting the mafia in Sicily?

Yes.

Yeah, we were doing literally other things.

So anyway, it was the show was

the O'Mancy.

But it's funny because I was like, I'm not going to like this play about history.

I hate history.

I don't want to know about, well, I mean, we should learn from history.

I do love a period piece.

You love a period piece.

The funniest thing about Colossola is they were like, I did literally zero research on her, and this is just how I felt.

There's so many political

figures and men that there's like, I feel like so many rumors that they're gay.

Like, there was a rumor that JFK was gay.

Yeah.

That his best friend never got married.

There's a lot of roommate stories.

A lot of roommates.

If you're going to the south of France together, that's a honeymoon meeting.

You're coming over for Christmas dinner.

You're sleeping together that night.

I mean, that's.

I do have to say, now that we're in our 30s, if you meet a guy in his 30s with a roommate, gay.

Yeah.

Figure it out.

Get a.

I'd rather you have a studio.

Why don't more men want to be gay?

We would like you

so much more.

Come out.

I do think, though, in hollywood it's still like archaic where if you find out the guy's gay he's not gonna get the leading hollywood roles so that's why a lot of them are in the all the bridgerton men are gay and i still love them are they

just one but is jonathan bailey and gay i watched when i watched wicked i touched myself to him no hit his season of bridgerton like his sex scenes with like the girl that he ends up marrying

yeah like you're i'm in it you know who i love why i love gay men which goes back to the beginning of what we talked about?

Because they are the ultimate,

I can never have them.

Like they are.

The ultimate challenge.

The ultimate challenge.

I'm like, that man will never want to fuck me, and that is my type.

Yeah.

That is my type to explain.

That's biological.

They don't want to fuck you.

Yeah, Jonathan Bailey is so good looking.

So good looking.

Also,

I watched the Tony's last night because I was.

Oh, they were on TV?

They were on TV last night.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

I know.

Well, I didn't tell you because it was a lot of singing.

So I assumed.

I mean, I I couldn't imagine.

But it started with his thing.

It started with Cynthia Arrivo.

Okay.

And she's like, I think she's going to go down as like a Whitney Houston of our generation.

I feel like they're going to get like a ton of Oscars this year.

I just think it's weird that they didn't give them anything before because I don't like that whole like, well, wait for part two to come out.

I want my shit now.

Yeah, but I think that's true.

That's so annoying, though.

The part two.

I didn't even know there was a part two until a couple months ago.

Neither did I.

And I'm worried about what's going to happen.

No one tells me spoiler.

I'd assume they're not doing another press tour.

Oh, they are.

Oh.

I mean, these poor girls.

Yeah.

But what's

interesting about Cynthia Rivo is she actually had an album come out in 2021 that no one listened to.

And then Ariana

gave her some

like positivity and also like Wicked did so well but now she's like has another album coming out.

But it's just so interesting.

There's so many talented people that like put stuff out there and no one listens to it.

Yeah.

And it's like you wonder, yeah.

I'm just so great that Cynthia found her way for us to be able to watch her host the Oscars and be amazing.

Host the Tony's.

Sorry, the Tony's, the Tony's.

Oh, she hosted.

Yeah, she was the host.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's like dominating.

Did she have like a ton of alpha changes?

So many.

She's wearing Scaparelli and then getting what you know is our brand.

You love.

I'm, yeah, obsessed with Scair.

You're a muse.

I'm a museum Scaparelli.

They reach out, hey, we saw the Daphne shirt, and we know you're behind it.

Ben Stiller was there, which was random.

Why is Ben Stiller popping up everywhere?

Well, he made a joke about the Knicks game.

He's like, men, look, men love talking about the Knicks game.

Yeah, they love it.

Yeah, the Knicks lost.

I know there's a big crossover between theater and sports fans, which is kind of funny.

People love that.

That's funny.

He's funny.

Yeah, what else?

Adam Lambert was there.

Okay.

I love Adam Lambert.

Let him sing more.

Let him

sing.

Nicole Schluzerjer won her.

She won a Tony.

Oh, and you saw that play.

And I saw that.

Oh, you're?

Sorry.

No, I'm like in it.

No.

I was, I'm like, okay, interesting.

I was like, I'm keeping it.

I feel like me talking shit about musical theater, it's like going to get to a point where you're like, can you stop?

Wait, can I put out a, I just had an

intuitive moment.

Yeah.

The same way how you were like, I hate cats.

And I was like, now it's my mission.

No.

No, no, no, no.

In four years, she's going to be starring as Roxy on Broadway.

No!

No.

Well, if the money's right, obviously.

Wait,

I go to plays now.

No, you like go to plays now.

I will say, I went out on a date one time with this one guy.

It was like maybe

like our second or third date.

Or was it our first?

No, how to have been like our second or first?

Yeah, that would have been insane.

And we went to a play, and I remember feeling like so New York City.

We left at, I was going to say halftime.

We left at.

It is, it does feel so New York.

It's so New York.

I honestly prefer it to a movie.

Okay, come on.

Now you've hit your head.

Like going to the movies.

Like when I'm going to go somewhere, I want to see.

I want to see people work.

You want to sit in a chair that's two sizes, too small

and stand in a line and they don't even really have any good snacks.

You know, they do eight shows a week.

It kind of made our schedule.

It's crazy.

They're all all dying.

Honestly.

They're all literally at the Tony's.

Like, I'm so tired.

Thank you.

I have no bed.

Anyone on Broadway listened to like my beta blogger episode and was like, fucking loser.

Sunk it off.

No, that's all I say when I go to plays.

I'm like, and then they're going to do this again.

I told you my, like, I had a demonic ex-boyfriend who was like so negative all the time.

And he was definitely depressed, but like, I didn't see it because he was so hot, though.

He was so hot and he was miserable to be around but no one knew everyone was just like you guys are so happy together and i'm like why when i'm with him do i feel like the world is full of doom and gloom yeah i told this story before but it's just so funny at the end of the first half he looks at me and he's like this place is so obvious this play it's so stupid and like he's smart oh you've told me this story and he was like he's gonna you were like he's gonna kill himself he goes it's obvious the main guy's gonna kill himself i said what and i assume like, he knows things because he's smart and tall and hot.

And I was like, wow, I literally missed that.

I didn't see any inkling that the man was going to kill himself.

And I'm like, this is going to be really heavy, this play.

So like it goes back on.

And the whole time, I'm like, that man's about to die.

Like, he's going to take his own life.

Lives.

No one died.

No one died.

I left that play.

I said, you're a sick fuck.

Yeah, you should.

Get out of my life.

Dated him for six more months.

We had to plan your escape.

But it is funny when you see like A-list people like

Sarah Shook Snook

Chivroy from Succession.

You're just like saying, oh, yes.

Oh, okay, yeah.

She's on Broadway.

Yes, the Star of Hacks has her own show on Broadway.

No, oh, yeah, I did see that advertised.

And all, and then George Clooney.

George Clooney has a show.

Babe, you were so.

When?

This summer?

It's been.

Hold on.

It's called, I forget.

George Clooney is currently in New York right now doing Broadway.

Doing a stint on Broadway.

Yes.

Well, who's at the Lake Cuomo house?

So it's interesting how these A-listers like have all the money in the world.

They've done all the biggest things.

And they're like, you know what I want to do?

Like torture myself doing Broadway, but it's such a beautiful art, I guess.

Well, here's the thing, too.

They want to, you got.

There was no TikTok.

There was no nothing.

It was theater camps.

If you wanted to be an actress, it was like, you have to go to this camp as a child in the summer or it was.

I probably have theater training, is what you're saying.

Yeah, so like that is, I feel like, how you broke into entertainment.

Think about how many people they were probably friends with that they like came up, and now they're like, Oh, let's like all be in it.

Where we have kids like posting on YouTube and then rising to fame, so there's no like but like after watching O'Mary, I was like, Do we need to write a play?

Like, I

fancy, no, I haven't slept in 30

years.

I'm tired, Grandpa.

We're not writing a play, okay?

Wait, you and Roxy, though?

No.

I know.

Do you know how not only

it's physical energy, it's mentally.

You have to memorize everything.

You have to memorize the days that you're.

You're so good at memorization.

I am really good at memorization.

I will say that.

But then you have to physically go out there and do it.

No.

No.

Were you ever diagnosed with dyslexia?

No.

I just want to know.

Did I say something recent?

No.

No, he didn't mean something, but I'm too old now.

I can't do any of the testing.

They're like, you don't have to take an exam.

It'll figure itself out.

That's been my response to everything.

The case get worked out over time.

It'll figure itself out.

Last weekend, Des had shows in Stanford, Connecticut.

Yeah.

And as a, not a joke, but like, I was like, oh, wouldn't it be fun if like I went with you and I like opened for you?

But I was like joking.

I love

you're always letting the gigglers in.

I'm like, okay, so last time I joined hanging out with my husband,

this is how I went about it.

He on burner phone does this whole thing.

He's like, we have, I have a surprise guest coming to my Connecticut show.

Like, I don't want to say who it is, but it's a big surprise.

And we get off and I go, who are you talking about?

He goes, you.

I was like, oh, I just said that.

Like, I didn't say it's going to happen.

It's like, oh, well, you don't have to.

But, like, I kind of hinted at it.

Yeah.

And the next thing you know, we're driving an hour and a half to Stanford, Connecticut.

And, but it was fun because I got to, like, kind of surprise the gigglers and go on stage.

What were the vibes that Connecticut was giving?

Like, will I move there and like have a family?

Greenwich is fancy.

Like, we had to go through Greenwich.

It's its own world.

It has a lot of greenery.

Chris is from Connecticut.

Do you want to speak to it, Chris?

I think Paige Paige ends up in Greenwich.

In Connecticut?

Yeah.

In Greenwich specifically.

Yeah.

How far is it from the city?

Like,

probably under an hour to get to Greenwich.

Your kids are going to be such little douches.

Facts.

Such dicks.

Not you, Chris.

Really, I do wonder, like.

If we both, like, have boys.

Like, I feel like how many times in my head, like, when they're teenagers, I'll just be like, you're the worst.

Well, because at the end of the day, they will be boys.

Yeah.

I hate to say boys will be boys.

No, I can't give birth to a boy.

You're literally like adding to the world ending.

I hate to say it, but like, I feel like I keep being like, oh my God, I can't give birth to a boy.

I'd be like, I'm going to be such a boy mom.

I feel like I'm almost going to be like too girly to be a girly mom because I'm like, no, that's mine.

I actually can't have that.

Well, Angel, our psychic, said there is a boy waiting to come.

So I think it's fully awful.

I think I love a boy first.

I think it's going to be a boy.

Last thing.

I don't know if we're starting this at the very end, but

have you considered like raising your kids in the city?

Yeah.

Because I could see that for you if you're not like freaked out.

It has incredible schools.

The kids grow up around more diversity and like more

culture, which is like shapes who you are for a long time.

They're gonna go to the ballet.

They could go to a play.

Yeah,

I want them to be in a music theater camp just to see if they like it.

And I want my daughter to walk out and be like, this shit is lame.

And I'm like, that's my girl.

Get in the car.

I was hanging with a mom in Connecticut this weekend, and she has kids who are like 16 and 12 and she looks at them and she's like if you guys are gay like she wants you to be like it would be and the boys are like we're not gay and she's like but if you are I would love you still me too you're not she's like poking bothering she's like are you sure you're not gay me too you are literally every ex-boyfriend

I'd love you more if you were pleased do you think he's hot do you think he's hot it was it's just so crazy the different generations I forgot what I was gonna say that's okay and I think that's how we know and that's how we'll wrap it up.

That's how we know we're done.

Daphne is officially out, launched.

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