Giggling about muses, stalking, and the end of an era

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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up my gorgeous gigglers? We're going classic. We're going OG.

Speaker 1 Oh in the studio. And we see some gorgeous gigglers in the living room.
In our friendship, I feel like I've turned so many, I've turned Hannah-coated in like so many different situations.

Speaker 1 Where like if you had asked me like five years ago, I'd be like, ew. And now I'm like, I love it.
I've subconsciously been turning you into a rat.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I kind of like now I'm like so into that like our studio's ugly.

Speaker 1 Like I love it. I like and I'll see a clip on TikTok and I'll stop because not because it does because I'm like

Speaker 1 drawing.

Speaker 1 And I think we're masterminds on tick tock because everyone's gonna stop and be like this clip went violently like is that color yellow legal to put on a camera did they actually vomit on the wall it's like that sound that only dogs can hear only gigglers can see it no i saw a giggler actually posted like if i were to design the giggly squad like studio and she was burn it i mean it was like insane she did such a good job i'm like that would be trillion dollars but i've been thinking because who works i love how we only talk business on the pod.

Speaker 1 Like, we will not address it. And then you sit down and you go, new meeting on the docket.
Well, we're all in the same room. What do we do in the studio? It's a problem.

Speaker 1 My thought is this summer, like, the summer's basically over, first of all. Let's not even talk about that.
Summer's over. Summer's done.
Summer's done, which is insane. Blink of an eye.
It's

Speaker 1 stressed about the fall. It's literally Labor Day weekend.
It's Q7.

Speaker 1 I think in the fall we go, we start anew. We start anew.
It's so funny. I talked to Grace about this this morning.
I said, text page, because I was like, I don't want to go too hard at her.

Speaker 1 Like, you do it from the side and say, like, should we? And we have like a space. Yes.
We go to a space. And we fully together design it.
And I've been seeing like all the different

Speaker 1 curtain vibes that people are doing. Like, what's our coloring? What's our thing, you know? And I think we go.
OG like black, like with the giggle squad. I think we go pitch black.

Speaker 1 Well, because it was really our colors. We're hot, pink, and black.
Yeah. And then we turned

Speaker 1 we don't know. We don't, we don't speak of whatever this color is.
Yeah. Yeah, I chose it.
Then we had, like, remember our old studio had like that wood paneling? Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Look, we've gone through a lot of eras. Yeah, we've got a lot of fun.
But you know what? I can say, you were in your creative era. She's Van Gogh.
She sees things and she goes,

Speaker 1 wait, I'm so current to branch. It's like a Monet.

Speaker 1 Of course, it's really blurry, but far away, it's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I have to let you know that I did put my lip liner on before this pod, but I realized very quickly that it was like it needs to be sharpened. So I think I'm bleeding.

Speaker 1 I'm actually not even going to address that.

Speaker 1 That was a cry for help. I don't have like the message.
That's fun.

Speaker 1 Move on. Have you ever tried the lip stains? Because I feel like you're like the perfect candidate for it.
Because you're always complaining, like, oh, my lips like lose color and stuff.

Speaker 1 A lot of them can be drying. Okay.
And then you have have to put a lip on after.

Speaker 1 I've bought them. Got it.
That's all you know. That's

Speaker 1 the chilly one. I was asking.
I bought the like

Speaker 1 the one that you pull off. Yeah.
I bought it all. Okay.
I'm not waking up in the morning and like putting that's too many steps.

Speaker 1 I want to be in the Uber and be like, fuck, I forgot to put lipstick on. Right.
And then put it on. There's something going on in the water right now.
There's a couple girls

Speaker 1 are

Speaker 1 dating men

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 I didn't see them going to that side. Okay.

Speaker 1 Jodra Siwa. Okay.

Speaker 1 Fletcher. Okay.
And Billie Eilish was seen kissing a man.

Speaker 1 Now I am the one to talk because I kissed a man a week ago. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jen's pops in. Hey.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But this is unsettling.

Speaker 1 It's unsettling because usually we see it the other way around. We see it like where women are like, and I've had it.
And I'll go to the women's side. We rarely see it.
This is

Speaker 1 it's setting us back. Men might be evolving with new tricks.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or we may just be tired. The girls are tired, and

Speaker 1 but maybe we forgot.

Speaker 1 The Jojo Siwa, because you watched that season of Love Island with me. He was on that season of Love Island that we watched in the bed.
Wow. Because it was like one of the very first seasons.

Speaker 1 I only remember Curtis.

Speaker 1 He's very Curtis. They're kind of similar.
Okay, yeah. Like they dance.
The Jojo Siwa one, though, like that,

Speaker 1 I'm still, I think about it every day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's, you want to know what I like about it, though?

Speaker 1 She hasn't changed any of like her mannerisms, her outfits. Like, it's not like she's like, oh, and now I'm with a guy, so I need to feel, be more feminine.
She's like, no, this is who I am. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, I just, I like kissing him for the moment. So

Speaker 1 I'm like, here for it kind of. Men love lesbians.

Speaker 1 And as someone who is

Speaker 1 lesbian passing,

Speaker 1 guys,

Speaker 1 look, guys love a little sports chat. They love when you're wearing a jersey.
They get hard-ons for that.

Speaker 1 Wait, sometimes, like, I'll watch TikTok in the middle of the night because I'll wake up and like, I'll be like, oh my God, if my thoughts start going, like, we're in for it.

Speaker 1 So I'll just immediately pick up up my phone and start screaming. No, nom, nom.
They don't want the sound because I'm like, I want to fall back asleep. So I'll just watch like soundless.

Speaker 1 And then if it's something I'm really interested in, I'll do like one click up. I scroll past this video and it's a picture of me and it's a picture of Paige,

Speaker 1 the NBA player. Oh, Paige Beckers.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 I'm watching this video, no sound. And I'm like, oh my God, are they saying that we're together?

Speaker 1 Are people putting us as a couple? And then I like raise the volume, and it's just like the name page is like.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, okay, sorry, my bad.

Speaker 1 And I was like, sorry, you put me in a large relationship, I thought. I love how you're starting your own rumors about yourself at this point.

Speaker 1 You're starting conspiracy theories. I'm on reality TV.
This week, I feel like, who's going to start rumors about me if I don't now? Can we have a moment of silence? Lots. Which we've never done.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 The end of a painful era.

Speaker 1 I feel, you know, like when you make like a drastic switch in your life and you're like, and before you do it, you're like, but how am I going to feel when I do it? Like, what if I regret it?

Speaker 1 I was like dealing with that. I was like, but what if I like say it to everyone? And then I'm like, oh my God, no, I want to go back.

Speaker 1 I really feel so aligned. You can Tom Brady it if you want to.
Totally.

Speaker 1 That was just, you know, a sports rush. You know, then I feel like, what am I like? The freshman in college going back to like her high school.
Like, yeah, when I was young.

Speaker 1 You're chewing gum with your car keys. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Is Ms. Liboist still here? When I slept in that room for the first time.
I got fingered in that hallway. So anyway.
No, I feel,

Speaker 1 I feel good. It's kind of also like graduating college.
Like you're like, oh, this is sad. But like, no, I want to go to the next step.
Yeah. Like, I'm excited.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then like whilst you're doing it, you're like, you have a flashback where you're like, oh, I wish we could go back to college. Like that was so easy.
And like, I'm sure I'll have that.

Speaker 1 But like, I just feel like

Speaker 1 I gave all I could give. I love your gift.
But also people don't talk about like,

Speaker 1 people do talk about it, Marilyn Monroe, but like nothing lasts forever. Yeah.
And you ever get a job when you're younger and you're like, this is what I'm going to do forever.

Speaker 1 Like I'm obsessed with this. Or you meet a guy and you're like, this is me now.
And then in a couple months or in a year, I mean, look at Beyonce's daughter,

Speaker 1 Rumi.

Speaker 1 Is that her name, Rumi? Yeah, I think so. So my favorite video on the internet right now is her going on stage, the first show, being the happiest she's ever been.
She is over it.

Speaker 1 Coming out on like the fourth show, she's like, We got it, we got it. This is my mom, my sister's gorgeous.
Thanks. She looks at the crowd and she's like, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm over time at this point. I don't get paid enough for this shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, anyway, I do think there's so many beautiful things that happen. The fact that I'm starting my summer and no one's gonna say to me, What story would you like to tell this summer?

Speaker 1 is just, I just feel

Speaker 1 like, what do people do in the summer?

Speaker 1 I mean, the world is your oyster, as I said, season one. I'm so excited.
It's so exciting. I'm going to sleep so much.
I mean, you already did. I've literally.
You've been sleeping.

Speaker 1 No, but it's, it's a freedom. It's such a weird job that it was.
It's such a weird job. And you can't explain it to people.
Yeah. You really can't.
And it's, yeah.

Speaker 1 But I also, I did see like some comments here or there and people were like oh no like we're gonna we're gonna miss paige or whatever and it's like but then people are like well we've have her on giggly squad every week where actually you get more of her you get way more of i literally just have to listen to daphne that's it and she let and she doesn't say anything and grace and i also i need to thank the gigglers because well when this comes out Daphne would have launched.

Speaker 1 And just with like the email subscriptions, like I know it's gigglers.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, like I know when like my team is like, oh, this many people signed up and like in an hour, they'll give me an update.

Speaker 1 It's the gigglers, and it just makes me, I was so emotional all weekend. Like, I kept tearing up because I was like, wait, the girls are like showing up, and it was just very sweet.

Speaker 1 And I'm wearing the Hannah T. Hell yeah.
I love it. It looks so comfortable.
Wait, I also have to talk about you for a minute.

Speaker 1 Hannah sent me an edible arrangement

Speaker 1 to congratulate me on the launch of Daphne.

Speaker 1 And in the card, she wrote,

Speaker 1 Congrats on the Hannah T

Speaker 1 I then go on Instagram and I see her comment and her comment was from the Queen Julia Fox that she was what is the guy's name Brian Softie's muse and uncut jab that was Judge Softie's Muse and Uncut Jab

Speaker 1 So Hannah coded. So I realized is it a lot of responsibility being your muse? Yes.
Every time you see me, you're looking at what inspiration I bring to the world.

Speaker 1 I literally said in an interview the other day, I was like, and you can wear the pants with Crocs. And I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 I was like, sorry, I had to do that for the Hannahs because like, if not, I just made everything for the Pages and they're going to feel left out. And I don't want them to be sad.

Speaker 1 I love all the Hannah. You're like, we have to keep the Hannahs okay.
They will revolt. They're loud.

Speaker 1 They're loud. They're going to be pissed off.
They will forget, though. So like, that's what we bank on.
We're like, they forgot and now they're napping.

Speaker 1 No, I don't know where that quote came in my head because I was like, i always feel a lot of pressure sometimes to comment

Speaker 1 well i was just shafted

Speaker 1 jumbs and then i looked at me so good then i'm lying there with butter and i'm looking at her and i said have you ever worked

Speaker 1 i said you have a bad attitude you treat people the wrong way there's been bad reputation about you on sets so you haven't even been invited to a set and you look at her and you're just like you're not pleasant to be around

Speaker 1 but um

Speaker 1 um i I also, I was talking to Grace because I was like, we have to send her something. But I'm like, everyone's going to send her flowers.
And like, I'm special. Yeah.
Like, I'm special.

Speaker 1 I didn't even fit my

Speaker 1 hair. I literally had to eat it same day.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm not letting all this fruit go to waste. I said, dude, don't leave it out because the gnats will come.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not speaking from experience, but I did have an edible arrangement to sit around for about a week and we had to like burn the fruit. Is that because you watch sirens?

Speaker 1 No. Oh.
No. But edible arrangements, I think, are like hilarious.
They are fun. Like right when I saw it,

Speaker 1 because I like got home. And so like I saw it when I got off the elevator.
And in my head, I was like, who the fuck sent me a fucking edible arrangement? And then opening the card, I was just,

Speaker 1 this is so funny.

Speaker 1 A girl sent me a meme. And it was like, it was, look, we don't like to talk political on Giggly Squad because like, we want you to like have an escape.

Speaker 1 But someone sent me a meme and was like, I'm so sorry, but this is so giggly coded. And it was like, Elon Musk

Speaker 1 was like, Okay, you know what? You actually wouldn't have even

Speaker 1 won it without me. And it was like Donald Trump being like, Okay, well, we spent way too much money on this.

Speaker 1 Ginny and Georgia, did you know it was coming out?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm at Ginny and Georgia.

Speaker 1 I knew it was coming out, but no one told me what episode. No one tells me anything.
Well, no, no one emailed us or anything. The gigglers were like, We love how you guys keep things secret.

Speaker 1 I'm like, we don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm in the dark like you. Someone DM'd me and goes, what

Speaker 1 setting up? I'm no film.

Speaker 1 So if you want to know how this stuff works, a year ago, they were like, can you guys record this for Ginny and Georgia? We're like, we'd love to. And we like just recorded it on our couch.

Speaker 1 And we never heard it. And then we never heard again from them.
I was like, well. At one point, I was like, they cut it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I thought they did cut it.

Speaker 1 Well, they cut that it was Giggly Squad. It was going to be Gigli Squad.
Because it went more with the story than it was like a murder podcast, but so fun. So fun of Ginny and Georgia.

Speaker 1 So many people are watching. It's like number one on Netflix right now.
So we are actors.

Speaker 1 I feel like I always say this when I interviewed the cast of Ginny and Georgia at the People's Choice Awards, they were, Brianne Howey was so nice to me. Like they were just all really, really nice.

Speaker 1 She also looks nice. Like, you know, people have nice faces.
Like, I'm like, you're sweetie pat. Yeah.
Like, she can't be mean. Mm-hmm.
And I actually met her at the almost pregnant premiere. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where at kind of pregnant premiere where I did the worm. Didn't see her after the worm event, but beforehand, she was really, really nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah. One thing I wanted to bring up to you, I was texting one of my girlfriends

Speaker 1 friends. Okay.

Speaker 1 Start with a fight.

Speaker 1 And I noticed. Did they send you edible arrangements? No, I noticed her location.

Speaker 1 And we were like around the corner from each other. And so I was like, oh, I'm going to like run to like where she is and just like see her on the street.

Speaker 1 She ended up like being in a hotel like at a conference and I was like sorry okay because I can't come in but then I got to thinking you and I have never

Speaker 1 shared locations shared locations ever and I feel like I have all of my girlfriend's locations and they have mine and there are so many times where I'm like well where is she

Speaker 1 but is that part of the fun with us it's like where is she where is she

Speaker 1 the only person who has my location is my mom Yeah. That's the only person.
I don't have Des' location. Have I ever had a boyfriend's location? You've put tracking ones.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm like, wait a minute.
I don't think location sharing was a thing

Speaker 1 until like the past couple, like couple of years. I feel like I didn't care.
In our days when we would go out, I could see that being so fun to be like, are the girls out? And like, where is everyone?

Speaker 1 Like, you know, you're like not sure if you should go out at like 9.30. But if I was like 22 22 and I had a boyfriend, he had my location, that would have been

Speaker 1 in no situation with that. See, my mom was just like, hey, you haven't moved for 49 hours.
I think don't ever share your location with a man. No,

Speaker 1 never.

Speaker 1 Even if that's your dad. No.
Well, let's be honest. Dads don't know how to use that.

Speaker 1 My dad doesn't know how to post an into story. Yeah.
But I don't think that a man should ever know exactly where I am or what I'm thinking. And put that on

Speaker 1 a t-shirt.

Speaker 1 Put it on t-shirt.

Speaker 1 I actually had a funny mistake,

Speaker 1 which aren't they all?

Speaker 1 Mario Monroe said that. I went to Pilates a long time ago in LA.
Yeah. And I signed up for it.
And I felt so like organized. I signed up for Pilates in a different state.

Speaker 1 Like that was a new level of admin for me. And I get there and it's like

Speaker 1 she's like,

Speaker 1 she calls everyone's name and she doesn't call my name. And I was like, that's just for like who's here? Yeah.
And I was like, that's weird, but like, whatever.

Speaker 1 And I continue doing my Pilates class, whatever. I leave.
Yesterday, I get a notification that I missed a Pilates class in LA.

Speaker 1 So I had signed up for a class like three months in advance and just showed up to a month.

Speaker 1 Took the class. Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute. Three months ago, you signed up for a Pilates class because you're like, oh, I'm going to be in LA in three months.
No. I was in LA signing up for that next morning.

Speaker 1 I think the months must have been like wrong. Okay.
So I signed up for a random class. In three months.
Showed up like I signed up for the class. Got it.

Speaker 1 Did the class, I guess, with enough confidence.

Speaker 1 What do you think the instructors were saying after? Like...

Speaker 1 We had a vagabond in it.

Speaker 1 She doesn't even go here.

Speaker 1 They must have been like a little confused, but I think like I fit in so well that they were like, no one's scamming us, but like I fully took a class for free, but then got me. Yeah.
So anyway.

Speaker 1 Or they were like, she's mentally disturbed. Don't go near her.
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Speaker 1 I have a fun update, and I'm asking this because I want to know from the girls that have frozen their eggs.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I freeze my eggs. Great.

Speaker 1 Then

Speaker 1 that week after my retrieval, you're like waiting for your period. I get my period.
Great. I have that for like seven days.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That was like two weeks ago. My boobs,

Speaker 1 huge, massive, have not gone down whatsoever. I'm like looking it up.
I'm like, is this like a side effect of like freezing your eggs? Like are they and they're like, not really.

Speaker 1 Like it usually like goes down immediately after like you stop giving yourself the shots because then your hormones are going down. I don't know if my boobs just like didn't get the memo.

Speaker 1 I've never had bigger boobs in my life. I'm so excited and I'm really praying that they don't go away because then yesterday I was like, oh, I must just be getting my period again.

Speaker 1 That's why they're so big. And so I texted Josephine because we've like synced up and she's like, no, we have like two weeks left.
I love what she says we.

Speaker 1 But I'm obsessed. Wait, it's giving when girls were saying Accutane was making their nose smaller.

Speaker 1 Yes, and some girls say spirinolactone makes their boobs bigger, but I didn't experience that when I was on spirinolactone. I, not a doctor,

Speaker 1 think that you actually needed estrogen and your body's just like responding really well to it. I truly think that when I hit puberty,

Speaker 1 something like didn't go

Speaker 1 right

Speaker 1 and then like I was fucked up from there on. Because

Speaker 1 I never had a regular period, even in high school, but no one said, no, everyone was like, okay, cool. It doesn't care.
This is why hormones are like actually so important.

Speaker 1 And like men have hormones too. It's just like they're dealing with testosterone.
We're dealing with estrogen. You dealt with testosterone.
Do you, what, do you feel different in other ways?

Speaker 1 Have you been nicer to people?

Speaker 1 Oh, God. No.
No. I like cried.
I've been like more emotional a little bit, but not like overly emotional. Like appropriate for a circumstance yes like not like numb yes not like stone cold steve

Speaker 1 appropriate for a circumstance yeah you're reacting as

Speaker 1 it should have in the past

Speaker 1 sometimes

Speaker 1 sometimes i'll have a reaction and i'll think in my head yeah that's normal person

Speaker 1 keep doing wait this is paige what would a normal person do and it's if my best friends well there are so many times where people expect you to be like, oh, and my immediate reaction is like, okay, I got over it.

Speaker 1 That's what people are like, can reject. I'm like.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you know how many times I've had to pretend to care about a lot of things? And I'm like, wow.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm happy for you. But I would say the whole like finding your feminine energy, I think it's all bullshit.
The right guy will love you. Yala, Jojo, Siwa, no matter how masculine you are.
Be you.

Speaker 1 Be you. No.
Feminine energy. When it tells you to like be more quiet or be more like astute to his needs, fuck him.

Speaker 1 No, I like, you know how like girls say, like, you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated.

Speaker 1 If you truly, if I truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself

Speaker 1 in that time period.

Speaker 1 And like, I could tell you when I had high confidence. I could tell you when I had low confidence.

Speaker 1 I could tell you when I was like literally flailing and this guy made it seem like uh so it's they say the person that you settle for is who you believe you deserve. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is straight up a fact, but then you think about some situations.

Speaker 1 And when you're dating a guy who like, yeah, you don't know if he's fully into it and you don't know if you're even into him, but you just like want want something it's like yeah do you want him or do you want to talk about something that happened in your past that's still bothering you and also if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you you have to realize that they're triggering something like in you that you have to prove to them like there are so many situationships i feel like in my 20 where 20s where i was like you don't like me Perfect.

Speaker 1 Now I have to prove myself to the reasons why I'm amazing. In your 20s, I think because you're still becoming who you are, you immediately don't think like, oh, he's not the right guy for me.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh, I did something wrong. Like, let me try that again.
Like, I just had to reframe myself for him.

Speaker 1 Where now in my 30s, if someone didn't like me, I'd be like, ew, you have horrible taste. And I'm like, I actually don't like you first.
I didn't like you first. I didn't like you first.

Speaker 1 Hot take, too, is that the person you ultimately end up with also is going to like.

Speaker 1 Like his demons have to be right for your demons. Yeah.
You are still like solving a wound. Yeah.
It just, you hope that it's in like the healthiest way

Speaker 1 so it's like you're not gonna just find someone where everything's easy it's more like what wound works like when you started dating des

Speaker 1 did you go into it like being like these are my wounds or did you like not even know until you were like in it and you're like oh he's helping me solve yeah well i've never dated an older guy before so i like i really was like this is so random like how was this so random and everyone dinner's like you have daddy issues and i was like i've never met a guy like this before Why did I turn to Charlie XEX?

Speaker 1 I just have a brat summer with an old man, like, whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I do think, like, every now and then he'll say something to me, though, that sounds like someone. You know what we don't talk about?

Speaker 1 Is that Charlie XCX is like engaged, but like, she so decenters men that like people don't even know.

Speaker 1 Well, she's like me because we like love the gay community, but we like, if we speak about being straight, it's like embarrassing for us. Yeah.

Speaker 1 George.

Speaker 1 That's her husband. Her fiance.
George. Yeah.
George. I love it.
I was like, has anyone checked on George?

Speaker 1 But it does like do certain things like that. I'll be like, oh my God, my dad has said the exact same thing to me.
Or like, my brother would have said that.

Speaker 1 Or he reminds me of family, which I think is important.

Speaker 1 But family is obviously complicated. Sometimes it's like, oh, this feels so like home.
And sometimes I'm like, ooh, like, okay, that reminds me of a girl who like needed to hear that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Kind of thing. Oh, interesting.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Fun. Fun.
Cute. Or sometimes you're like, oh, wait, when I heard that in my past, I would have reacted like this, but now I react differently.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's because also it's even like friendships. Like we bond for a certain reason.
Like you remind me of my whole family. Like you are Nana.

Speaker 1 You know, I think, you know what I think you remind me of? I think you remind me of like my childhood friend.

Speaker 1 And so I think there, I think that like when we first met, there was like a certain like

Speaker 1 comfortability where like you were familiar. I was like, oh, you remind me of like my friend from middle school.

Speaker 1 It was giving like we've known each other before. Also, I do feel like your relationship with Gary is, your brother is similar to you and me.
Except Gary's like a, well, no, he's shy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But then he's like not shy at all. It's similar to our relationship because when we are together, it almost is like we're speaking our own language.
Yes.

Speaker 1 You know, like we can joke with each other and someone can be like, oh, what is that? And it's like, it would be too long to explain.

Speaker 1 Well, you'll like talk to someone else and be a completely different person than when you like turn to me and Gary. Like, I'm like, who was, who was that who just talked to that person?

Speaker 1 I was like, okay, cool. Okay, let's normalize.
Everyone gets a very different version of me.

Speaker 1 But also, I would argue you are the same. People bring out different sides to you.
Like, I've seen a lot of your sides. Yeah.
And some people are luckier to have better sides. Yes.

Speaker 1 And that's the diplomatic way to to put it. That is so true.
What I also just realized, you know how it's true. We talk about it.

Speaker 1 Like if you start dating a guy and all of his exes are really different from you, not just like hair color, I'm saying like completely different perspective to life or completely different ways she carries herself.

Speaker 1 I think that's weird as fuck. Yeah.
And I feel like with my friends, I'm the same way where like I've actually had.

Speaker 1 like looking back, besides Becca, who again, our friendship was based on humor and she was not girly at all

Speaker 1 But like all my friends going back were like girly and popular

Speaker 1 who like they liked something about me and they took me in but they had some of them had like toxic traits that I was like oh shit like I can't do this and like it's got I found like better people for me over time, but they're all like loosely

Speaker 1 oh, yeah, no, I could do that with girlfriends. Like when I met Stephanie, I was like, oh, it makes so much sense.
I'm not like a random kind of human.

Speaker 1 Like you love these kind of people that are like warm and I love, I like loud people who are like, I, oh my god, and I just thought of another thing to say, and like, oh, and have you heard about that?

Speaker 1 And like, can just yap? Because I like to take the pressure off myself and I can just sit and be like, but then it's funny when you really feel comfortable, you turn into the yapper.

Speaker 1 Yeah, then I'm yapping. And you've been yapped.

Speaker 1 The yapper has

Speaker 1 been yapped. Been yapped.

Speaker 1 I know we love each other.

Speaker 1 We watched Materialist that's premiering in theaters only on June 13th. We got early access.
And I do have to say, it is a star-studded cast.

Speaker 1 We have Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, who is definitely up there in my celebrity crushes. And every time I see him, I'm like, you get better looking.
And that's Men, which is in a whole nother podcast.

Speaker 1 And then Pedro Pascal, who is the it boy. Daddy.
Wait, let me just say one thing before we like totally get into the movie. Dakota Johnson, people don't talk about her style enough.

Speaker 1 And I feel like in the movie, like everything she wears, I'm just like, you look phenomenal. But like her red carpet style.
She doesn't miss. She plays a dating coach.

Speaker 1 I think in another life, I'd want to be a matchmaker. Like I'm obsessed with matchmaking.

Speaker 1 See, I feel like it's so stressful, but it's such a good depiction of like what our modern day romance is currently because I have so many friends who have dating coaches now. Really?

Speaker 1 Like dating coaches and like matchmakers because people like are kind of sick of apps, I feel like. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so I keep seeing them on Instagram like pop up and all of this stuff. So I feel like it is a really good depiction of what it's like as a woman dating.
In your 30s, especially.

Speaker 1 Especially when you are over 30.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because they were saying it's like these girls don't need it, but they're like, if I can have like pay a little more to have a luxury dating experience because I can afford it, I will.

Speaker 1 But I've never seen dating explained in such like cutthroat, like not sugarcoating it ways where she was like, okay, we want a guy who makes over, you know, 150K at this height.

Speaker 1 And then if he doesn't have his hair, he has to make this amount of money. Yeah.
It was so like scientific data of dating.

Speaker 1 It also gave you the other perspective of like men being in their 40s and being adamant that like they're not going over the age of 27.

Speaker 1 Like there's one scene where she talks about marriage has always been a business decision and how like different it is for women now. It was just so interesting when it comes to dating.

Speaker 1 It's also just like a classic love triangle that, like, has nuances and like very for today's world. Go see the film in theaters.
See all these beautiful faces on a big screen. It's so cute.

Speaker 1 Rom-com, girls, night out. Um, I'm obsessed with this movie.
Materialist is out in theaters, June 13th. I have to say something really sad.
This is like so sad, and I can't believe I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 Sex in the city, like the reboot.

Speaker 1 I'm such a defender of the reboot of Sex in the City. Like, last year, people were like, It's the worst show ever.
And I'm like, guys, give it a freaking chance. Let's go.
Who can't stretch?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like who cares? We're literally watching for like the outfits. Yeah.
Like, everyone's

Speaker 1 iconic. Like, she could do anything.
And you're like, right, and you're just like, it's fine. Like, okay, it's cheeky.
It's a little

Speaker 1 not as serious as the original series. And, like, guys, you're being too harsh.
harsh. It's an entertainment show

Speaker 1 this season.

Speaker 1 I'm livid. I'm so livid because they're now, they're, I think HBO needs to get it together.
Okay,

Speaker 1 HBO needs to get it together. They're now ruining the original series.
None of the characters are anything like how I would picture them to be in their 50s. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 You're telling me that that Carrie fucking Bradshaw has a storyline where she's like

Speaker 1 with her boyfriend of like 25 years ago, and it's about like phone sex. No, Miranda is not Miranda.
So it's like, that's it. Why we why even talking talk about it? Let it out.

Speaker 1 Charlotte, like, she's not that ditzy. Charlotte is a strong, like, bring her back.
Speaking as the Charlotte of the group, she's smart. Bring her back.

Speaker 1 She had, give her her own gallery that she had started. Like, why did you keep her as this housewife, like, with fighting in the park about dogs?

Speaker 1 Like, no, no, that is not what Charlotte came out to be. I just

Speaker 1 hate to get hit now with this energy. Let's keep it going.
Let's reimagine where they should be right now.

Speaker 1 So many different places. Actually, the new characters, like, I like them better than the old characters.
Yeah, because I feel like you have a vision for them that they're not, like, upholding.

Speaker 1 And I'm so sorry. People were really mad that, like, oh, Miranda's lesbian now.
No, that legitimately happened.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, okay, who cares about that? Like, that actually does happen

Speaker 1 so much. I liked that.
But is she running for mayor? No, why not? Why not? She's the assertive lawyer. She's not some like, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Like, she should be dating like this other power lesbian who like runs the WMB. I call her a lesbian.
No, she can't even get a date on the show. And I'm like, oh my God, guys.
You know.

Speaker 1 This is so antiquated just because she's a ginger doesn't mean she can't find love that's so 1990s they make Carrie so like

Speaker 1 Carrie should be like the fashion editor of

Speaker 1 anything anything

Speaker 1 like her little Indy Mag or she's writing on or like they have her living in this gorgeous home though so like I don't know what she should do she should be like the head like consultant for like the real real

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I make her. Okay, there's a woman, the woman that created Moda Operante.
It's like a clothing clothing store. Make her that.
Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 She didn't, like, she's not doing anything in like

Speaker 1 selling her vintage clothes while and I'm just like, I'm sure there's multiple women in their 50s that could have given you a list of actual problems that women in their 50s are going through.

Speaker 1 That's why I liked the original Sex in the City because I thought, oh my God, in my 20s, am I going to have to deal with that? What's, oh my God, is that going to be... In your 30s.

Speaker 1 It was so realistically raw to be like, in your 30s, you're still getting fucked up at bars sometimes and saying, what's my purpose? The first season of Sex in the City, they were 32. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, I think that also needs to be pointed out to the Facebook moms.

Speaker 1 But now I'm like, I wanted to watch this because what are some problems I might have in my 50s that I would have never even thought about?

Speaker 1 Not really.

Speaker 1 Not really.

Speaker 1 Not really. And I'm living.

Speaker 1 What should Charlotte be doing?

Speaker 1 Charlotte should be dating a hot equestrian guy. No, Charlotte's married.
Let's not put her in a dress. She married Terry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 1 He's not.

Speaker 1 He should have gone to Turkey by now, come back with new hair. The storyline is, does she like him with his new hair? Period.
That's three episodes right there. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 Charlotte's very, like, it's very mom-focused with like her kids and stuff, which is like fine. But I want them to be a little bit more.

Speaker 1 But like, I'm like, I'm like, Charlotte running around as like worrying about her kids getting into college is not.

Speaker 1 Charlotte's smarter than that. She has more things to do.
Yes, obviously worry about your kids getting into college, but like she's not running around gossiping. She has some priorities.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Children doing well in school. Fuck them.
Like,

Speaker 1 no, but I do think there's so many

Speaker 1 amazing women in their 50s, especially in New York City, with the crazy children. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 They should do a show where one of them gets asked to do housewives and she doesn't know which she should do. Like, make it realistic.
Put us in the writer's room. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Carrie Bradshaw is also such an iconic television character. She chose to get married, not have children.
Her husband died. She's now dating someone else.

Speaker 1 I'm sure that's so relatable to so many women, but it's like, why aren't you talking about the fact that she didn't have kids? Like, why don't you bring that?

Speaker 1 Why doesn't she, there'd be a whole episode up? Don't talk about it. They don't really talk about it.
She just kind of says, like, oh, I didn't have children.

Speaker 1 But I also think that's so relatable to so many friend groups who, like, one friend decided to have seven kids. One friend has nothing.
I just wanted it. One friend wanted kids, didn't have them.

Speaker 1 I just wanted it to be more serious.

Speaker 1 And it's like, okay, this is like not a real, your storyline is like like sitcom-y I thought it was gonna be more like I wonder if it's like different editors or different writers it's gotta be it has to be because I mean the fashion is a little wonky too I'm like guys I get it it's like different and no one it's very Emily in Paris like it's over the top I mean Carrie always looks gorge yeah but like

Speaker 1 No, it makes me sad. No, it makes me sad too.
It makes me sad. And I, so now I've like been watching the old stuff because I'm like, no, those are the girls.
That's their personalities.

Speaker 1 Their new personalities. Not even them.
Maybe this is them in a different lifetime where things, maybe they took Botox and it hit them wrong.

Speaker 1 No, they don't do work on their face, which, you know, never mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Thank you for trying to make me feel better and epically failing, but it's, I just had to get it off my chest.
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Speaker 1 I go to plays now. No, what is going on? Because I think I'm better than you.

Speaker 1 Oh, you watched Sex Miss the last night? I was at a play. I was where we watched.

Speaker 1 For people who don't know, I'm trying to go out to the Hamptons.

Speaker 1 I got into the elevator today to come here and my sweet, sweet, sweet next-door neighbor, he looks at me and he goes, Did you go to the Tony Awards last night? And I was like, no, I didn't.

Speaker 1 And then in my head, I was like, little do you know on my podcast, I fucking hate musicals

Speaker 1 I was like no but it looked like a lovely evening

Speaker 1 the one thing I think you should see yeah it's not a musical so get that smug look off your face okay

Speaker 1 is O'Mary have you heard of O'Mary

Speaker 1 so Cola Scola wrote a play pardon their name is Cola Scola

Speaker 1 are they part of the Coca-Cola fortune they may or may not be okay sick they wrote a play about if

Speaker 1 Abraham Lincoln's murder was actually good for Mary Todd Lincoln, his wife. And that Mary Todd Lincoln is an alcoholic wannabe cabaret singer.
And how she, like...

Speaker 1 Why did they make Mary Todd Lincoln the window of the slaps?

Speaker 1 They're like, she'll have a cabaret show.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there's hints that Abraham Lincoln was gay.

Speaker 1 It is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I don't know if it was like...

Speaker 1 I first was like, is it just like this, the room or the vibes? I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I don't laugh at things.

Speaker 1 Sorry, wait, why is it so funny to actually think about how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s? They're all gay. I mean, Capri's were trending.
You think a straight man did Capri?

Speaker 1 They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting. There was someone that was like,

Speaker 1 wait, what about a high sock?

Speaker 1 They wore ballet flats. Ballet flats.

Speaker 1 Someone said, wait, let me put a bow. I think that'd be adorable.
Also, they were like, I don't want to write without a feather at the end of the 10.

Speaker 1 Someone was like, did you see George's curls? Like, no, literally get a proper blowout. Straight men with a full blowout weave and then writing with feather pens.
It's giving the gliblane. No, it's.

Speaker 1 Feather signatures were, I'm sorry, like so. Gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Gorge. I've seen my brother write his own name.
He looks like a fucking four-year-old. These guys are writing, like, in John Hancock.
That's a gay signature.

Speaker 1 How'd you even get that last name? That was around the time where you could pick them yourself. Also, hot take: only men are allowed to go to war.
It's giving golf trips.

Speaker 1 No, it's giving you guys all just want to go hang out and kiss each other.

Speaker 1 And then they love their accessories when they go to war too. No, the colonial men were gay.

Speaker 1 The like artfulness of their outfits is crazy. I need a historian who like specializes in gay men in the 1700s.
It's one thing if when they went to war, they were wearing like armor. Right.

Speaker 1 They literally were just wearing fancy outfits. Because if you compare them to like the um

Speaker 1 who are like the gladiators.

Speaker 1 Oh, look at the gladiators. The vikings.
The vikings. The vikings had like bones of

Speaker 1 these.

Speaker 1 You could tell. They're

Speaker 1 apparently they like created STDs, the Vikings. Like they've spread their fucking skins.
I could so see that. But like, they probably had nice blue eyes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They had really good hair, I feel like, too. Sorry to say that.
But anyway, so then like the colonial, I feel like the colonial men were like,

Speaker 1 I'm not loving the hat wear.

Speaker 1 This is fucked up, but like, it's hard to know if someone's British or just gay.

Speaker 1 And like, we are descendants, a lot of us, of the Brits that came in. Not me and you.
No, not us. Not us.
But it was the Brits, the Dutch.

Speaker 1 We're not responsible. we're not involved in any of the original drama

Speaker 1 this play is not about us

Speaker 1 we're not about us trying to like make tomatoes no my fam no there was olive oil involved we don't know what they were doing were we fighting the mafia in sicily yes but yeah we were doing literally other things but

Speaker 1 so anyway it was the show was

Speaker 1 goes the o'maisy

Speaker 1 and but it's funny because i was like i'm not gonna like this play about history i hate history I don't want to know about, I mean, we should learn from history. I do love a period piece.

Speaker 1 You love a period piece. The funniest thing about Cola Skola is they were like, I did literally zero research on her, and this is just how I felt.

Speaker 1 There's so many political

Speaker 1 figures and men that there's like, I feel like so many rumors that they're gay. Like, there was a rumor that JFK was gay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That his best friend never got married.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of roommate stories. A lot of roommates.

Speaker 1 If you're going to the south of France together, that's a honeymoon meeting. You're coming over for Christmas dinner.

Speaker 1 You're sleeping together that night. I mean, that's.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, now that we're in our 30s, if you meet a guy in his 30s with a roommate, gay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Figure it out.

Speaker 1 I'd rather you have a studio. Why don't more men want to be gay? We would like you so.

Speaker 1 So much more. Come out.
I do think, though, in Hollywood, it's still like archaic, where if you find out the guy's gay, he's not going to get the leading Hollywood roles.

Speaker 1 So that's why a lot of them are in the middle of the game. No, all the Bridgerton men are gay, and I still love them.
Are they?

Speaker 1 Just one, but it's Jonathan Bailey and gay. I watched, when I watched Wicked, I touched myself to him.
No,

Speaker 1 his season of Bridgerton, like his sex scenes with like the girl that he ends up marrying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're, I'm in it. Do you know how I love why I love gay men, which goes back to the beginning of what we talked about? Because they are the ultimate.

Speaker 1 I can never have them.

Speaker 1 Like, they are the ultimate challenge. The ultimate challenge.
I'm like, that man will never want to fuck me, and that is my type. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's biological. They don't want to fuck you.
Yeah, Jonathan Bailey is so good looking.

Speaker 1 So good looking.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 I just watched the Tony's last night because I was. Oh, they were on TV? They were on TV last night.
Oh, I didn't even know. I know.
Well, I didn't tell you because it was a lot of singing.

Speaker 1 So I assumed. I mean, I couldn't imagine.
But it started with this thing. It started with Cynthia Rivo.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I think she's going to go down as like a Whitney Houston of our generation.

Speaker 1 I feel like they're going to get like a ton of Oscars this year.

Speaker 1 I just think it's weird that they didn't give them anything before because I don't like that whole like, well, wait for part two to come out. I want my shit now.
Yeah, but I think that's true.

Speaker 1 That's so annoying, though.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know there was a part two until a couple months ago. Neither did I.
Yeah. And I'm worried about what's going to happen.
No one tells me a spoiler.

Speaker 1 I'd assume they're not doing another press tour. Oh, they are.
Oh. I mean, these poor girls.
Yeah. But what's

Speaker 1 interesting about Cynthia Rivo is she actually had an album come out in 2021 that no one listened to.

Speaker 1 And then Ariana gave her some

Speaker 1 like positivity. And also, like, Wicked did so well.
But now she's, like, has another album coming out. But it's just so interesting.
There's so many talented people that like.

Speaker 1 Put stuff out there and no one listens to it. Yeah.
And it's like you wonder Yeah, I'm just so great that Cynthia found her way for us to be able to watch her host the Oscars and be amazing.

Speaker 1 Host the Tony's. Sorry, the Tonies, the Tonies.
Oh, she hosted. Yeah, she was the host.
Yeah. Yeah.
She's like dominating. Did she have like a ton of alpha changes? So many.

Speaker 1 She's with Scapparelli in the beginning, which you know is our brand. You love.

Speaker 1 I'm, yeah, obsessed with Scappy. You're amused.
I'm obsessed with music.

Speaker 1 They reach out, hey, we saw the Daphne shirt, and we know you're behind it.

Speaker 1 Ben Stiller was there, which was random.

Speaker 1 Why is Ben Stiller popping up everywhere? Well, he made a joke about the Knicks game. He's like, men, look, men love talking about the Knicks game.
Yeah, they love it. Yeah, the Knicks lost.

Speaker 1 I know there's a big crossover between theater and sports fans, which is kind of funny. People like that.
That's funny.

Speaker 1 He's funny. Yeah, what else? Adam Lambert was there.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I love Adam Lambert. Let him sing more.

Speaker 1 Let him

Speaker 1 sing. Nicole Schulzherger won her.
She won a Tony. Oh, and you saw that play.
And I saw that.

Speaker 1 Sorry. No, I'm like in it.
No. I was, I'm like, okay, interesting.
I was like, I'm keeping it.

Speaker 1 I feel like me talking shit about musical theater, it's like going to get to a point where you're like, can you stop? Wait, can I put out a? I just had an

Speaker 1 intuitive moment. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The same way how you were like, I hate cats. And I was like, now it's my mission.
No. No, no, no, no.
In four years, she's going to be starring as Roxy on Broadway.

Speaker 1 No!

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Well, if the money's right, obviously.

Speaker 1 Wait, I go to plays now. No, you like go to plays now.
I will say I went out on a date one time with this one guy. It was like maybe

Speaker 1 like our second or third date.

Speaker 1 Or was it our first? No, how to have been like our second or first. Yeah, that would have been insane.

Speaker 1 And we went to a play, and I remember feeling like so New York City.

Speaker 1 We left at, I was going to say halftime. We left at.
It is, it does feel so New York. Like so New York.
I honestly prefer it to a movie. Okay, come on.
Now you've hit your head.

Speaker 1 Like going to the movies. Like, if I want to go somewhere, I want to see you guys

Speaker 1 sweat.

Speaker 1 I want to see people work.

Speaker 1 You want to sit in a chair that's two sizes, too small

Speaker 1 and stand in a line and they don't even really have any good snacks. I just have raisinettes.

Speaker 1 You know, they do eight shows a week. It kind of made up schedule.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. They're all dying.
Honestly.

Speaker 1 They're all literally were at the Tony's. Like, I'm so tired.
Thank you. I have no better time.
Anyone on Broadway listened to like my beta blogger episode and was like, fucking loser.

Speaker 1 Sunk it off.

Speaker 1 No, that's all I say when I go to plays. I'm like, and then they're going to do this again.
I told you my, like, I had a demonic ex-boyfriend who was like so negative all the time.

Speaker 1 And he was definitely depressed, but like, I didn't see it because he was so hot, though.

Speaker 1 He was so hot. And he was miserable to be around, but no one knew.
Everyone was just like, you guys are so happy together.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, why when I'm with him do I feel like the world is full of doom and gloom? Yeah. I told this story before, but it's just so funny.

Speaker 1 At the end of the first half, he looks at me and he's like, this plays is so obvious, this play. It's so stupid.
And like, he's smart. Oh, you've told me this story.

Speaker 1 And he was like, he's going to, you were like, he's going to kill himself. He goes, it's obvious the main guy's going to kill himself.
I said, what?

Speaker 1 And I assume like he knows things because he's smart and tall and hot. And I was like, Wow, I literally missed that.
I didn't see any inkling that the man was gonna kill himself.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, This is gonna be really heavy, this play. So, like, it goes back on, and the whole time, I'm like, That man's about to die, like, he's gonna take his own life.

Speaker 1 Lives, no one died, no one died. I left that play.
I said, You're a sick fuck, yeah, you should see that. Get out of my life, dated him for six more months.

Speaker 1 We had to plan a escape, but I, it is funny when you see like A-list people, like

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 Sarah Shook, Snook, Shivroy from Succession. You're just like saying, oh, yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, yeah. She's on Broadway.
Yes, The Star of Hacks has her own show on Broadway. No, oh, yeah, I did see that advertised.
And all, and then George Clooney.

Speaker 1 George Clooney has a show. She's on, babe.
You are so. When? This summer? It's been.

Speaker 1 Hold on. It's called...
I forget. George Clooney is currently in New York right now.

Speaker 1 Doing a stint on Broadway. Yes.
Well, who's at at the Lake Cuomo house?

Speaker 1 So it's interesting how these A-listers like have all the money in the world. They've done all the biggest things.
And they're like, you know what I want to do?

Speaker 1 Like torture myself doing Broadway, but it's such a beautiful art, I guess. Well, here's the thing too.
They want it, you got.

Speaker 1 There was no TikTok. There was no nothing.
It was theater camps. If you wanted to be an actress, it was like, you have to go to this camp as a child in the summer.
Or it was like

Speaker 1 probably of theater training is what you're saying. Yeah.
So like that is, I I feel like, how you broke into entertainment.

Speaker 1 Think about how many people they were probably friends with that they like came up, and now they're like, oh, let's like all be in it.

Speaker 1 Where we have kids like posting on YouTube and then rising to fame. So there's no like.
But like after watching O'Mary, I was like, do we need to write a play? Like, I, I

Speaker 1 just like, no, I haven't slept in three

Speaker 1 years. I'm tired, Grandpa.
We're not writing a play, okay?

Speaker 1 Wait, you and Roxy, though?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I no.

Speaker 1 Do you know how not only

Speaker 1 it's physical energy, it's mentally. You have to memorize everything.
You have to memorize the dance numbers. You're so good at memorization.
I am really good at memorization. I will say that.

Speaker 1 But then you have to physically go out there and do it. No.

Speaker 1 No. Were you ever diagnosed with dyslexia? No.

Speaker 1 I just want to know.

Speaker 1 Did they say something recent? No.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't believe something, but I'm too old now.

Speaker 1 I can't do any of the testing. They're like, you don't have to take an exam.

Speaker 1 It'll figure itself out.

Speaker 1 That's been my response to everything. The kinks get worked out over time.
It'll figure itself out.

Speaker 1 Last weekend, Des had shows in Stanford, Connecticut. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And as a, not a joke, but like, I was like, oh, wouldn't it be fun if like I went with you and I like opened for you? But I was like joking. I love

Speaker 1 you're always letting the gigglers in. I'm like, okay, so last time I joined hanging out with my husband.

Speaker 1 This is how I went about it.

Speaker 1 He on burner phone does this whole thing. He's like, we have, I have a surprise guest coming to my Connecticut show.
Like, I don't want to say who it is, but it's a big surprise. And we get off.

Speaker 1 And I go, who are you talking about? He goes, you.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, i just said that like i was i didn't say it's gonna happen it's like oh we don't have to but like i kind of hinted at it yeah and the next thing you know we're driving an hour and a half to stamped connecticut and but it was fun because i got to like kind of surprise the gigglers and go on stage what were the vibes that connecticut was giving like will i move there and like have a family greenwich is fancy like we had to go through greenwich it's its own world it has a lot of greenery chris is from connecticut do you want to speak to it chris i think paige ends up in greenwich in connecticut yeah and greenwich specifically.

Speaker 1 Yeah. How far is it from the city?

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 probably under an hour to get to Greenwich. Your kids are going to be such little douches.

Speaker 1 Such dicks.

Speaker 1 Not you, Chris. Really, I do wonder like

Speaker 1 if we both like have boys. Like I feel like how many times in my head like when they're teenagers, I'll just be like, you're the worst.

Speaker 1 Well, because at the end of the day, they will be boys. Yeah.
I hate to say boys will be boys. No, I can't give birth to a boy.

Speaker 1 You're literally like adding to the world ending. I hate to say it, but like, I feel like I keep being like, oh my God, I can't give birth to a boy.
I feel like I'm going to be such a boy mom.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm almost going to be like too girly to be a girly mom because I'd be like, no, that's mine. I actually can't have that.
Well, Angel, our psychic, said there is a boy waiting to come.

Speaker 1 So I think it's fully aware. I think I love a boy first.
I think it's going to be a boy. Last thing.
I don't know if we're starting this at the very end, but

Speaker 1 have you considered like raising your kids in the city? Yeah. Because I could see that for you if you're not like freaked out.
It has incredible schools.

Speaker 1 The kids grow up around more diversity and like more

Speaker 1 culture, which is like shapes who you are for a long time. They're going to go to the ballet.

Speaker 1 They could go to a play. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want them to be in a music theater camp just to see if they like it. And I want my daughter to walk out and be like, this shit is lame.
And I'm like, that's my girl. I was hanging out.

Speaker 1 Get in the car. I was hanging out with a mom in Connecticut this weekend, and she has kids who are like 16 and 12.

Speaker 1 And she looks at them and she's like, like if you guys are gay like she wants you to be like it would be and the boys are like we're not gay and she's like but if you are i would love you still me too you're not she's like poking bothering she's like are you sure you're not gay me too you are literally every ex-boyfriend

Speaker 1 i'm like i'd love you more if you were pleased do you think he's hot do you think he's hot it was it's just so crazy the different generations i forgot i was gonna say that's okay and i think that's how we know and that's how we'll wrap it up that's how we know we're done daphne is officially out, launched.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for ordering. I'm like,

Speaker 1 and if we do, and if we do run out of certain things, I just want to say this. If we do run out of certain things, we'll be restocking like later in the summer.

Speaker 1 I have one dress that like we're definitely putting out this summer because I need it to be out. So if you didn't, weren't able to purchase anything, don't worry.
We're gonna,

Speaker 1 but also, it could have not been sold out. But I know it will.
Now I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 But anyway, thank you guys. Love you guys.
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