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Oh, those are those ones from Japan.

Wait, they actually look so cool.

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Trying is believing. Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
Hello, my Galinda Gigglers. I know what some of you were thinking.
Yeah. That was a very old reference.
I was going to say, when are we done with that now? Look. Until the second part comes out.
We're very tired. Paige didn't know there was a second part.
But I just watched it for the second time because I was very bored in my hotel room. Any new revelations? Just that John Bailey's fucking hot.
Yeah, he is. You didn't even, okay, tell everyone how you keep buying it and not watching it.
Sorry, Daphne's in the background right now and it's really distracting. No, she's a runway model.
She just strutted off she was like i don't get paid

enough to be involved in your stupid content that you make no literally look i'm always trying to

support the girls and i keep trying to watch wicked but i keep falling asleep so i mean i've

supported my fair share i've bought it like seven times you said that there's a theory that they

didn't win any oscars except for the costume design yeah because they're waiting for part two but i think that's bs life is short and you don't know what's gonna come out next year i did just watch conclave on the plane oh you did yeah okay you've been you know what hannah i feel like you've been betraying me a lot recently like i'm just gonna tell yeah listen i'm say it i know what you're gonna say no i just vote just vote i yeah you you do know what i'm gonna say okay so when we went on our first tour it was just me and hannah okay we were going to these different cities we were dealing with the men at the theaters and then all of a sudden we had Grayson okay wait actually I've missed a part so when it was just the two of us and we were in our early days you know we would get back to the hotel room and we would gossip and we would order food and we would eat together and we would eat mcdonald's the first honestly this is probably

why i had a panic attack in the beginning of the tour the first tour stop this past september hannah said and i quote they can't eat mcdonald's on this tour like we did last tour look i love mcdonald's so much but we were eating it every night at like 10, 30, 11.

OK, we were bonding, Hannah.

We were freaking we were.

But I just said maybe for this 60 show tour, let's not do McDonald's every single time.

OK, and I listen to you.

And you want to know how many times we got McDonald's on this tour?

Zip, zilch zero.

OK, then it's our last show.

We're in Salt Lake City Sunday night.

Our last show.

We're going back to the hotel room I said Hannah what are you gonna eat for are you gonna order anything she said yeah I'm just probably gonna get room service I said okay so I went to my room I ordered my room service it sucked I'm laying in bed I'm like oh I could order McDonald's right now. It's like midnight.
I was like, but you know what? I'm not going to do that because it's the last tour. And we said this tour, we weren't going to do that.
I wake up in the morning. I go to the airport.
I'm talking to my friend, Hannah. I say, what did you end up eating last night? And she goes, I actually got Wendy's.
And I said, I feel like you just slept with another woman under our roof.

You brought her into my bedroom.

And you fucked me.

Like you literally, I was aghast.

I couldn't. Okay, when you say like that, that it sounds really bad like it sounds like super betrayal it does and i did have a moment where i was like i could ask page but i thought you know what it's too late it's too late yeah i'm jumping in the shower i can't deal with the admin you're on your own time i go she's for all i know she's ordered mcdonald's at this point you know what i mean but i do have to say i was busy i was very busy all weekend because i had to do sound check oh oh you bitch we also can i just preface we've both we just got off of the longest flight ever from salt lake city no that was the longest flight i've literally i i to get claustrophobic.
We're not okay. This episode, we're not okay.
We're not going to pretend we're okay because you know what? It's okay to not be okay. But I do have to say, you looked at me and you said, are you just doing the sound check every single day just to be nice? And I said, no, because I will use it against you once you come at me for something.
And this was that moment. wow you wasted that then i feel like you could have held that in your back pocket this is like the spider-man meme i didn't tell you wait this is another funny thing that happened but you didn't tell me no no no that i wanted to tell the gigglers we're leaving're leaving Salt Lake City.
And what did I say? Like, we're in the airport, like waiting to get on our flight back to New York. And what did I say? Like, oh, I was like, oh, I got a bloody nose while we were here.
I must be so dry from like flying to all these different places. Like we're on a plane every single day and like snorting beta blockers no literally and hannah goes well i didn't want to tell you but we're like at elevation high altitude high altitude and i literally i stopped dead in my tracks i said thank fucking god you didn't say that before the show because i really feel like altitude makes me so fucking anxious you know why i'm so fucking proud of you because in denver you convinced yourself that you had a panic attack because of the altitude and that was like your way of like avoiding all your problems and then fast forward we're about to go on stage she forget her beta blocker.
And I know that the altitude is really bad in Salt Lake City. And I'm watching her just confident, happy, walking on stage.
No, literally they open the door. Our like walkout song is playing.
And I turn back to Hannah and I go, oh, my God, I didn't take my beta blocker and i was like whatever and i'm

super happy i ended the tour no beta blocker we almost didn't have a tour i don't know if we've

fully said that like in denver we were with our agent shout out andrew and andrew looked at me

and i was like just tell her like i don't give a fuck if she doesn't want to go on stage like

the gigglers will understand i'm not gonna force her like crying having a pack attack to do this and then we still had like 50 more cities to do and I was like she's afraid of going on stage but deep down I said she's not afraid of going on stage she's dealing with some personal demons no I'm a different person this tour changed me as a woman you have gray hairs now literally

i have gray hairs now the crazy i feel like that literal sat like tiktok sound like where did we last leave off yeah it's like you were in a relationship that's crazy to think that i started the door in a relationship you guys we finished the tour this last weekend yeah we did the tour extremely accomplished but it wasn't easy because I don't want to call her out but I will um grace yeah grace grace grace conveniently um got a kidney stone which we didn't even know was possible for

a girl in her 20s to get yeah though mid 20s that was a hipaa violation we just did she said we could say it did she yeah no she she told us we could but that's why we had trouble last week getting the episode out grace was um in the hospital no we're laughing because no it's not funny but grace has had like a lot of weird like she broke her jaw random like just like i feel whoever okay whoever 2025 no whoever's putting little spells on grace we'll find you we'll find you she had a rough couple of months like medically but i'm really excited because her kidney stone passed and i'm gonna make it into a necklace no hannah literally thought that grace was gonna pee out like a pebble like that you're but it's minuscule how small do you think it is super small. I feel like it's like a little crystal, like a sprinkle.
A sprinkle is different than a crystal. Are you talking like a sprinkle that you put on ice cream? Regardless, I'm doing something with her kidney stone and it's going to be iconic.
It's already, it's flushed. It's gone.
It's not with us anymore did you ask her i didn't ask her but i i feel like i have enough common sense to like to know that even though i've never been told that i didn't even know girls could get kidney stones what am i talking about i watched like 20 seasons of gray's anatomy i'm a fucking doctor fucking doctor. Can I say? Pharmacist.
Hot take. I don't understand why they keep putting out shows at a hospital.
And like it's entertaining to people. I don't want to see people being hurt.
Okay. Speak for yourself.
Wait. As I literally all I do is watch murder documentaries.
Okay. No, literally, how dare you come for the healthcare community? Hospital shows are some of the best drama.
And you want to know what? I also think, like, knock on wood, not trying to manifest any of this, pray to St. Anthony.
I haven't had to go to the hospital in a while for like my own self but i feel like it almost is a little bit of reverse psychology because if i was laying in a hospital room right now i would immediately think like okay so there's definitely people here that are hooking up anyone that's taking care of me do i think is hooking up with someone else and even like talking to sierra she's like there is always so much hospital drama like she knew a doctor that was cheating on his wife with a nurse like all this different stuff so i actually feel like it's therapeutic okay yeah if you have to go to the hospital just think about like what is the possible tea that you could be getting when you're passed out from something you turn over to your

nurse and you're just like so who are you give me something what's the tea like give me the literal tea yeah well there there's always gossip going on and like little fighting of like of things i don't i've actually spent a lot of time in hospitals knock on wood as well southampton hospital literally is like please

stay out stop coming here

stop coming how do you keep finding us

stop trying your bitch as well southampton hospital literally is like please stay out stop coming here

stop trying your bits on our staff they're literally working i do have to say the tour

was so incredible and i feel so connected to the gigglers right now our last show hilariously was

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It's like, no, you probably shouldn't say that. That's like rude.
But the Mormons are like, we don't give a fuck. They love a bit.
Yeah. Like they're like, we literally don't.
Salt Lake City is like an amazing comedy town. And like we had so much fun there.
But I do have to say, Grace wasn't there for the sound check. I had to do it.
And it's like a bunch old guys that um i don't think they were really listening to anything i said so then the beginning of the show normally grace goes out and she presses the laptop for our opening video to start yeah so there's this old guy and he's like i'll do it and i was like okay all you gotta do is press it and it starts it goes press the bar. So he goes out he presses it.
I guess he might have pressed it twice. Then keeps pressing it so he starts going through the whole show.
The whole show. The PowerPoint which part of it is about like a surprise of what's gonna come.
So we're watching this. I'd say the whole thing is a surprise about what's gonna come.
The whole point of apoint is you don't know what's gonna come next in the next slide that's a fun part so he looks at us and he kind of looks confused so we wave him back and i'm like just press backwards and we'll start this over so he does that and it starts and then at the end i was like i'm gonna do the worm even in my little petite dress i will figure it out I'll get my sausage body to be held in and I will do it and we were like just play the A$AP Rocky song at the end and the DJ like the guy couldn't play it no he started I don't know what song he started he started playing a song it worked it went amazing but it was like a sign from the universe I'm like i think i think we're good i think they've had enough of us i think we've done this show and we can put it to rest put it to bed the giggly squad 2024 2025 tour is completed the last seven days i've been in seven states which should be no illegal illegal that's some kind of i sex traffic myself that's some drug i was just gonna say what drugs are you trafficking you something got trafficked and it we're so on the same brain wave there was something very nostalgic though of ending the last weekend of tour and it just being me and you yeah like i love grace obviously but like when we first started going on tour like it was just you and when we first started going on tour we would get our makeup done every day no that's crazy we were like delusional you i've made you you've made me a little bit more hannah coded and i feel like i've made you a little more page no 100 i was freaking out was freaking out about my outfit last night. She actually, I start freaking out.
She looks at me. She goes, I'm going to be honest with you.
There have been so many nights that you've looked so much worse. And tonight you're insecure about your outfit.
And I was like, what night are you talking about? Wait, that is such a page sentence. If I've ever heard it, I'm like, I'm going to be real with you.
This is such a page sentence if i've ever heard it i'm like i'm gonna be real with you this is not a night to freak out about how you look because i've seen you go out on stage looking way fucking crazier and you not say a peep like so literally reel it in well you you started you used to do meanwhile i got a run in my tights and i was like it i don't give off you didn't give up page used to do like full fittings for all her outfits and then she saw that i would show up without even trying my outfit on i look i like to live on the edge so then you start doing that we're right before the show in the green room we try on our outfit like i never put this. I've never even tried this on.
This could look insane.

We pull out the outfit and pray.

Well, here's the thing.

Look, I love an outfit and like I love giving a look and stuff.

But I did truly go through a phase this fall where I was like, if someone asks me to put an outfit together and show up somewhere,

like I'm going to cry.

Because putting together like 60 looks is, I mean, it's insane. This is why Steve jobs had a uniform.
We should have had it. I get it.
And I didn't hire a stylist for any outfits for the tour because I was like, I don't know why I did that to myself. It was, I think it was because in my head I didn't see it as like, we're going on stage and performing I saw it as like oh I'm just like going to hang out with the gigglers like if I have a if I have an outfit that like I repeated or like isn't that great like there are the people that aren't gonna judge me do you know what I mean 100% it felt like you're going out to dinner with your friends and if your outfit's bad they would laugh about it yes i very much treated it like oh no i'm just going out to dinner with my girlfriends because like two days before i'm like oh what am i gonna wear in boston literally you know like oh i have this cute dress i haven't worn it yet like i'll wear that like that's how i treated it in portland i forgot to shave my legs yeah and i couldn't wear boots with my dress because it wasn't going to be good.
Paige would have hated it. But I got on stage and realized I'm like a week and a half because I couldn't find my razor.
And God forbid I asked the hotel for a razor. So I'm in Portland.
Well, I don't think you can ask the hotel for a razor. Oh, girl, you can.
You can? Yeah. I you're like hey can i have a razor and they're like okay i've literally only asked for like the toothbrush kit i asked for everything i'm like can i have help can someone help me this was my karma when i ordered when i ordered the wendy's and did not consider page in my decision i jump in the shower and I realized the Wendy's there.
So by the way, this is a five star hotel. We spoiled ourselves.
We're like we're staying at a nice hotel last weekend. So I'm like, I'm going to call and see if I could get them to bring it up.
So I call and they go, yeah, for five dollars. And I was like, what what which I actually kind of respect why is there something so like little sister coded about that where it's like I feel like I just asked my brother to do something he's like yeah for five dollars and you're like fine there was like a six second pause where I was like okay are you I was like, I was like, no, imagine you were just like, this is extortion.

I was like, are you showing me i was like i don't i was like no imagine you're just like this is extortion i was like like this is black can you put it on page de sorbo's room thank you so anyway i've and this is the thing i respect it i've never seen a hotel do that before i feel like more hotels should make it 10 oh my god if you're in your hotel room and you want something brought up, there's no amount of money. And you just showered after doing four shows in a weekend.
You're in a robe with a towel on your head. I'll give you my first trial.
But then part of me is like, you guys should pay me to not go downstairs in your fancy lobby the way I look right now. So here we are.
We're pointing at each other again. I would need to speak to a manager.
That's the energy I would give in that moment. Imagine that's where I put my foot down.
I go. That's where you draw on the line.
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the only time that i've actually i where i'm self-aware enough to know that I'm a bitch is like when it comes to travel accommodations. Like if I'm uncomfortable somewhere, I can't like come back from that.
So like in hotels, I'm like, no, I want to feel accommod accommodated that's where like i need to i'm becoming more like you because i used to just stay at a super eight in the state of the world at this point no you can't i do think though traveling gets everyone everyone's like kind of at their limit but my thing that right that's the other thing traveling like you're already at your wits end because you're just on alert you complimented me the other day of how i deal with um drama on the flight i giggle when people are being like crazy do you remember the lady who like was trying to walk past me in the aisle in any honestly this isn't just limited to like traveling in any confrontation moment you do like immediately get a smile on your face like you do just like start laughing like okay today when the airport security was basically like hey page go fuck yourself wait this was crazy we're at airport security and the girl goes to me sorry the digital id thing isn't working you have to move and i was like oh okay where do i move there's so many lines like there's so many it's scary such a long line left you for dead and i had left me she was like just pop over here and i was like but there's an entire line of a hundred people i'm not just gonna i can't just budge every person in line what like what do you mean so i you look so scared and then I was just laughing but then I realized you're like gonna cry so that I try to speak up and I'm like this girl needs to get to the front of the line but I'm like I turned to the lady behind me I'm like I'm not like getting in front of you she told me to come to this line and get it was becoming like titanic women and children first it really was and then i get past that point and i'm like waiting to put my bags in like the machine and the guy behind me just literally he was this close to like hip checking me out of and he steals my bin and i just like look back at him and i'm like oh okay i guess i'll just wait for the next one but like you stole my bin no we're we're so in um travel mode right now everything we talk about we're like are you ever at an airport no it's actually i'm annoying myself i'm not no i'm not gonna get into the whole bin system but there's problems with that i'll I'll bore myself with that later. One last thing about travel.

Yeah.

We did Southwest. into the whole bin system but there's problems with that i'll i'll bore myself with that later um one last thing about travel yeah we did southwest again and southwest they never they they always um come through with a good story they do with a good story they never disappoint in pissing me the fuck off so we start wait i can't even remember what happened oh i do i do i've been waiting to complain about it so first of all we're in our lines and people will just like stand somewhere and wait for people to move them instead of like trying to find their number also five people don't even fit between the thing anyway look i feel i feel like we're onor and like they're about to vote us off.
Like that's how I feel on a Southwest flight. No, that's the energy it gives.
Yes. So anyway, I get on.
No drama seemingly. And then midway through the flight, an announcement comes up.
And I'm listening because I forgot my headphones. I wasn't.
So the announcer comes on and they're peppy, which already annoyed me.

There's no reason to be peppy, middle of flight.

We haven't landed yet.

And she goes, we're going to Vegas.

That's Portland to Vegas, which we were already like,

who the fuck's going from Portland to Vegas?

I don't trust any of you motherfuckers around me.

So then she goes, I just wanted to make an an announcement we have a birthday on the flight today i do i was like about to hit rem sleep and she's like hi we have a birthday on the flight today she's 21 years old give it up for so and so so like people start clapping and i'm like okay like fine whatever fine, whatever. And then she goes, so now let's sing along.
That's assault. Yeah.
That's crazy behavior. If I was the girl, that's my worst nightmare.
A group of people that I don't know singing me happy birthday. A bunch of like old people who hate their kids who are going to Vegas to just like bet bet away their their retirement savings i feel like that 21 year old didn't ask for that no no no it was no there was something weird going on and middle of the flight to do that i feel like is illegal it was also at a weird time yeah yeah it was like the middle of the flight i had my headphones on obviously watching my ipad like minding my own business and the only time i noticed was when i heard people singing and i just looked around and i was like what's everyone singing and they did cut it short they did one verse because no one was paying attention yeah no one committed everyone either just woke up from a deep peaceful slumber um unless if there's turbulence or like we have to like open the door to jump out there's no reason ever to come over and you know how i feel about the airplane people practicing their bits on the mic like and you really love singing so like you're always down to break out into song no but not that only when i'm when i have a microphone with the gigglers do i like to sing otherwise i i'm not a group i'm not i was never good in groups like you know when people harmonize i don't fuck with that stuff you're not into a solo performer you're a soloist that yeah no we get that we totally get that any other notes from tour anything across your desk no you're such a solo wait i will say this you're such a soloist that literally our tour ended with you doing the worm and me sitting in my chair clapping like and if that doesn't describe who you and i are to our core and like describe our friendship i really don't know what else does i was thinking because you talked about in the green room yesterday how like we haven't gotten in one fight on tour and like it's not like our lives have been just like peaceful these last six months there's a trillion but like like there's nothing besides the wendy's that really yeah and it put over the edge.
And you want to know what? And it was my final straw. I literally said to my mom the other day, I was like, I really haven't been having that good of a 2025.
And she goes, Paige, it's March. And I go, exactly.
And I thought exactly. My 2025 has been subpar at best.
And she was nervous for me. And you want to know what? I'm right there with her.
I said, and yet I will persevere. Thank you.
We will persevere. And so will you guys.
And I'm sorry, we're not drunk right now. We just are delirious.
We haven't, we haven't taken a break in, in weeks at this point, but we have this weekend free. what are we going to do which i can't i can't express to you how excited i am to have this is like our first weekend truly friday like 5 p.m to sunday i got nothing i got nowhere to be no plans no no one hitting my line for anything.
You know, do you want to know what I've preemptively done? Yes. I've ordered all the face masks that I keep getting TikToks about.
Oh. I ordered them all.
Can you do a TikTok or at least some stories telling us, like, can you tell if a mask is actually good or not? Like, how do you decipher if a face mask was worth the, like, $12 you had to spend on it or whatever? Okay, well, I just ordered a ton of different ones on Amazon, like a Metacube, something, like put on your sleep tear away, whatever. I ordered all of them.
I do like my sleep-in ones, like my overnight ones. that's on my list so I'm gonna try a bunch of different face masks because I have a cystic pimple on my chin that's literally ruining my life here's how I also know I get how my body's getting no this is a stream of consciousness you thought it was a podcast you can't get a word in I love it someone Shut me up.
Shut me up, please please how i know i'm getting run down and my body physically it's taking a toll is i get a cystic pimple i get multiple in a row this is my third week different pimple different i don't mean what you mean but you have like three right now fuck you first of all i just want the givers to understand the scope Second of all I have one right now This is a normal pimple over here And this is just a red mark This isn't even a pimple anymore This is the remnants of what was a pimple Okay so come correct First of all Wait can we start saying come correct more Yeah come correct if you want to speak to me. And so I'm doing that this weekend.
I'm also, I have three important closets in my home. Well, one is a full room and then the other two are really significant to my life.
And I'm going through all of them. Like you're donating stuff or like reorganizing i don't know i'm reorganizing okay okay because there's i can see things on hangers that i'm like i fucking hate that why is it still hanging there you know and then also like it is the seasons are kind of changing a little not that i'm bringing out any summer stuff i'm not crazy but i do have like a closet

that's just dedicated to winter coats that could really get take a look i believe in manifesting

the next season so you just start dressing like it and then you hope that with some global warming

and next thing you know it's spring it'll just catch on wait this is such a good natural transition

which we never have segue because every now and then i get an email this one's from refiner 29

Thank you. it'll just catch on wait this is such a good natural transition which we never have segue because every now and then i get an email this one's from refiner 29 and it says like these are the hottest fashion trends for 2025 that are gonna dominate and i go okay well let me run it by my best friend page who like knows these things to see if you guys are right i love i love when you a consumer, you specifically, not other people, I don't care.
You specifically, when you decide to take things so literally, you're like, oh my God, they put the list out of the top five things. It's like every publication has like, this is a 10 things that you, and it's like all different all the time it's just capitalism at the finest but i love when you take a certain list from a random email and you're like this is remember how mad i was that like red was a thing and i'm like you can't just like make a color that everyone always wears like yeah it really pissed me off i also i'm like obsessed with how the industry just like lists things and sees what catches on to make people spend their money more.
My one note before I tell you guys what the trends are that are upcoming and you spend all your money on it is, yeah, you think you need stuff. But try to what helps me is think like this sounds so corny, but like Marie Kondo, does it spark joy? Like, you know, you buy stuff because you think you need it, but it doesn't like excite you.
That's the same stuff that you're never going to wear. Yeah, but you can't say that to like a fashion girly.
You know, like our brains are different in terms of. I just noticed that I put the wrong light bulbs in my.
sconces. Cancel the pod.
Okay, sorry. That was the most 32-year-old thing I've ever said in my life.
Like, wait, the light bulbs in my wall sconces are all wrong. And I just noticed.
Fuck, what was I saying? Oh, you can't say that to like a fashion girly because like. Yeah, but fashion girlies, you don't everything no we no we don't but like i get here's one thing i will say i get one of like my biggest criticisms from like people really that don't matter but like something i've seen a lot over time is like page isn't fashionable she's trendy and i don't even actually take that as an insult because i'm like they called you trendy like i I really don't even know what that means.
No one's called me trendy before. Just so you know.
But like, yeah, I do. I do like being trendy because I hate feeling like I'm out of style.
Like, Oh, people were wearing that. Like, so it's out of style or whatever.
Describe your style as classic, elegant, chic, which I would say is timeless so much. But I say i do like trying like okay perfect example a trend for spring that i that is so not me that i'm really excited to try is like a chloe like the brand chloe they're like nostalgias coming back like flowy shirts like very Boho thing Remember that Remember that movie That Lindsay Lohan Was in

Like Georgia

Yes coming back like flowy shirts like very boho thing remember that remember that movie um that lindsey lohan was in like georgia yes yes yes okay remember how she wore like flowy like white dresses she was like very chloe coated in that movie that's like very in for the spring and like i never dress like that and so like yeah i'm definitely gonna buy something that looks like that and try it see i want to dress like blake lively and it ends with us too soon too soon no wait i actually love you and boho boho florally sorry i can't speak right now floral yeah floral i'm the same way though like i see trends and i didn't even realize i like certain things like i'm obsessed with camo who knew yeah who knew this brooklyn girl loves camo is that really like a trend for you though because i feel like you've always worn camo i didn't do it until i saw some other people do it i didn't invent camo i know you guys think i do you you were influenced I was influenced. Okay.
Are you still upset about your sconces? No, no, no.

I'm no but it will be it will be dealt with this it will be dealt with tomorrow morning yes i will be writing that down in my to-do list page is obsessed with her to-do list right now no i'm always obsessed with my to-do list right now. No, I'm always obsessed with my to-do list.
Okay, spring 2025 trend. You almost said 2012 and man do I wish.
Man do I freaking wish. 2012? Actually, no.
2012, I peaked. 2012, I was a senior on my tennis team and I was so tired 22 in college I mean I was I was the captain so I got to boss people around but honestly it was more like babysitting all the freshmen oh my god 2012 also I had a long distance boyfriend I was like ready to graduate I was like let's go let me get to New York I think i was dating one of my favorite ex-boyfriends and like i think i was just living my life where do you think it took a turn for the worst if i had to pinpoint it this pod just goes super dark right now you're like i thought we were gonna be talking about capris and crop trench coats like is crap trench coats on that list probably okay you ready spring 2025 trend pantaloons what the fuck does that mean i thought you would that's what i was asking you it's basically like flowy pants that like go in at the ankle which i hate um it makes it's no okay i mean i appreciate it comfy pantaloons you know it's a little bit pajama-y a pantaloon i like comfort i don't hate it i just feel like pantaloon is a weird word okay next trend textural floral tops a la blake lively textured floral tops like okay i know what you're talking about yeah like just like flowers on them which that's been styling and like floral dresses okay this one i actually love modern lace so it means just like lace but with with but like in different ways yeah this is my thing though with lace sometimes it could be itchy here's my thing actually i would say i have a very hot take on lace do it and i really don't want anyone coming for me the lace community i the lace community but i might i might offend like a small subsect of gigglers and i'm nervous about it but i have to speak my truth i think that lace sometimes can read really old lady-ish in certain like situations i thought you were gonna say the opposite i thought you're gonna be like lingerie oh like it can be like tacky and trashy yeah it can also leave that but I I rather be trashy and tacky than like age myself oh my god but here's my really controversial take I don't like white lace in a wedding dress anywhere on a wedding dress that's when i think it it turns matronly and like old lady-ish and like i like i'm again i'd have to see a specific dress to let you know but the like the majority of dresses i like wedding dresses i've seen that have like a lace situation i'm never usually a fan I feel like my dress did did it wait I literally can't remember you know what's so crazy I was like not in my fashion era yet don't remember like anything about my dress I know my my second dress was like Alex Perry long sleeves I can see your second i can see the silhouette of your wedding dress i can't tell you specifically so my first dress was it had lace over the white but like it wasn't you couldn't really see the lace it wasn't a lot of yeah you had to be up close yeah so like to know it was like so anyway just feeling attacked okay sorry oh my god did i did that offend you i literally didn't even remember okay long utility shorts they really want long shorts it's giving almost cargo pants cargo shorts okay i unpop again not an unpopular opinion but different for me i think i love a long short i think they're so cool this is my problem i have such a small space between my knee and my ankle like i have very small um shins so sometimes it can make me look like i have no legs and my torso looks like insane see i have a short torso so like yeah like if i were

you i'd wear it every day every day okay i feel like you're gonna love this one organza organza garbanzo i was literally just gonna say oranchetti why did you just say that like you were inviting all of us to our organza organza yeah like yeah organza yeah organza so that's it's basically lace but without all the like it's it's tulle like like it's like big yeah knit sets which literally like you wore this yesterday yeah you wore that yesterday um i love a knit set you know that hannah and i have been really sticking to pilates in 2025 and another thing we've been sticking to is just locking in on our goals one of my goals was to make sure that my skin and my gut health was the best it's ever been that's why i love symbiotica's liposomal glutathione. It's basically an antioxidant powerhouse that keeps your skin glowing and your gut happy.
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It's just so freaking adorable. Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers.
I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages. Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them.
I loved the gold flats. Because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much.
With like, honestly, with like sweatpants, jeans, capris. I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now.
And then I added a lot of really heels honestly I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw. right now.
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target and starface.world i drank so much okay i didn't drink any coffee today and so i had

I don so much. Okay, I didn't drink any coffee today.
And so I had the craziest headache and I got home and I ordered the biggest Starbucks they make. I'm shaking.
See, I got a chai latte because I wanted to sleep tonight, but you're on one right now. No, I'm on one.
I've been talking really fast too. Honestly, I like it.
Maybe I should just drink a venti before every pod and tell you how I really feel. I love it because everything's a hot take.
Even when it's not, you're like, hot take. I drank your coffee.
Wait, can I call you out again? On? It depends. Well, I don't know how much I could take.
So so on tour page was also she was doing all these different routines because she like again was not like facing the reasons why she was having panic attacks like she thought it was because the altitude then she thought that like if she didn't have her i was giving everyone the benefit of the doubt but you you were like if i don't have my stanley on stage i'm gonna have a panic attack attack. And I'm like, that's putting so much pressure on Stan.
And also, like, it's not what you're doing right. Like, it's not that serious.
And she'd be like, we have to go back to my hotel room. I forgot Stanley.
And I was like, who walks on stage with the biggest weapon? Me. So then the other day, she's sipping her Stanley on stage.
And then she looks at me.'s like 20 minutes left of the show and she looks at me like scared and she goes i have to pee so bad i'm looking at her i must pee my pants i literally almost why are you drinking 40 ounces of water every show from your stanley because h I get, when I talk on stage,

I'm also nervous, so my mouth gets drier faster, and I would drink through just one cup of something,

so I had to get innovative,

and I can't drink room temperature,

like your freaking palate, okay?

I need ice.

I need ice-cold liquids liquids so insert my freaking stanley wait did you just say i have a palette of a four-year-old well you'll like drink anything true except water yeah you'll drink anything but water okay i don't know what this is chartreuse yeah it's a green can you spell chartreuse it actually is like charcuterie

yes it's like it's actually the same thing yeah it's the same thing and actually it's the color

of a pepperoncini okay this oh it's a hue oh it a color. I thought it was a texture.
Yeah. Wait.
Oh, no. It's a color green.
Is that the color of the season? Chartreuse? Chartreuse? I don't know. It's basically like a bright pea green, I feel like.
I actually enjoy chartreuse. I bet you look good in chartreuse.
Thank you. You rich saying that chartreuse yeah wait which wait brings me to something i want to talk about do it i watched the megan markle show on netflix well i only watched the mindy kaling one can i stop you can i stop you megan sussex megan sussex i went on then i went on t TikTok after.
People that are just hate her. I'm like, she's just, she's literally making a breakfast parfait for her friend.
What are we really mad about? Like people were like really hating it. Now, granted, I only watched the one episode because I literally fell asleep, but I wanted to see Mindy Kaling.
She made the cutest little breakfast breakfast parfait and frittata and they like talked about her freaking berries in her backyard I don't know what people could have possibly been mad about no people love to hate but I do have to say I turned it on around like 11 it put me in the nicest sleep her her delicate voice I don't know what it was but that shit 10 out of 10 i highly recommend you want to watch tv but you don't want but you want to go to sleep and you don't want to keep it up and you're like you're kind of over the murder documentary even though some of them they really put me to sleep but this was perfect prime time like right before you go to bed it was yeah was she trying to do kind kind of like a Martha Stewart type thing or more relatable being like, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I like I'm rich. But also, I don't mind that she's I don't want her to be relatable.
Yeah. I want to see like different rich people things.
And I'm like, never seen that before. That is some rich people shit.
Like a full farm in her backyard. Like she makes jam because you want to know what? She has the time to be making jam.
And I want to watch people that have the time to make jam. Like I wasn't mad about it.
It's interesting that she like wants to work. I mean, I personally love it.
And like you forget that. Oh, like it wants to make a TV.
Yeah. Like I don't mean work work like like do anything i'm saying more like she's putting herself out there to be ridiculed by so many

people she doesn't have to do that but she's doing it and part of me is kind of like you go

girl if you enjoy it yeah live your fucking life make that tv show freaking life and like so i

support that um can you i'm behind do you want to tell me about the alabama bad baby stuff going on

Thank you. life and like so i support that um can you i'm behind do you want to tell me about the alabama bad baby stuff going on i love bad baby well here's the thing i don't really know like how deep they're like it goes because again it's like they're kids so i'm like i i don't i don't know that you're actually like a version of bad baby? Like last month when you kept saying, I'm outside.

I'm outside.

I was in my bad baby era. You literally catch me outside.

How about that?

No.

That was you all over social media.

So you and my baby are the same.

And then they said, go inside.

And I said, no, you're right. No right no you're right i'm actually better suited here um no i wanted i wanted to sound big bad and tough and then i had like one 2 a.m night and i was like what am who am i fooling i'm in the house i'm in the house i'm in the house catch me inside how about that so what's going on like i actually know nothing from what i could like gather from the tiktoks i've been like fed about it is basically they were friends at one point and then bad baby caught her either her boyfriend or her baby daddy like going to alabama's house and i don't know if they hooked up or whatever and so then bad Baby was just like you were my friend like and now whatever so she puts out this diss track that is just one of the best songs ever I can't stop singing it in my head like anywhere I am oh wow I have to check it out Alabama put enough put one out and then I think Bad Baby put another one out we support women in the arts bad babies made like a hundred

million dollars or something crazy yeah and i think she has only fans too oh okay that makes sense because i was like wait she put that much music out that i like missed that she like became that rich but okay look anyone that pops off starting on reality tv and then becomes a respected artist. She's on Dr.
Phil. No, are you kidding? Gucci flip-flops is one of the best songs ever.
100%. Well, I love that the girls are making good music out of it.
That's really, at the end of the day, love wins, right? Is that the love literally wins oh wait i have one other hot take about spring fashion okay and i don't know if this is like because i like love my dad or something but I love a loafer like like not a moccasin

because moccasins my wide ass feet will slide right out not a moccasin i want you remember did your dad wear those like a penny loafer i think it's like a penny loafer like it's like brown like leather almost and it's like i don't know there's something about it that's very nostalgic to me and like girls wearing it i think is a vibe you like it's your new it's your new tie arguably except i do have to when i dress nice i have to wear a little heel because my short legs but again i've already talked too much about my short legs this episode i was gonna say what um what spring trend or like you personally excited about that you think you're going to try? Well, what's the annoying thing about getting older is like every time I look at what I wore the previous year during that season, I'm like, were you 14? Like, yeah, I don't know what it is. Like, I'm like, I just feel like I want to dress a little more mature if so i say like a little a little chiquer in a way a little more demure arguably some would say yeah what some would say this spring i may want to just come correct and see what happens um i actually you know i'm gonna pick up my outfit five minutes before every event you know how i how i work you want a sophistication in the air yeah i definitely like i i want to feel comfortable um i like belts i'm into belts right now i'm into belts and i'm multiple belts are in like like stacking them okay i want to do that and i also want to wear my ear cuff everywhere when i tell you guys i've changed since wearing an ear cuff like my ear cuffs changed me and it's pretty much my whole personality you ever thought about doubling up ear cuffs capitalism wins again mull it over god forbid it's one ear ear cough, one belt.
No, you got to stack them.

Then you need to.

Get a ton of them.

I do like the belts.

It's fun.

It's like giving BDSM energy.

And I would.

I am into tights, but I can't put on a tight without ripping it.

Same.

And the patriarchy wins again.

You guys, I don't know how we survived this episode because.

No, I'm delusional like actually we apologize this was insane um but here we are chaotic energy chaotic energy we're so excited for another fun week with you guys and the book is about to drop yeah in like it's kind of crazy in like about a month and And we finished our audio book.

And so that's next on the to-do list.

Write that down, Paige.

And we love you guys so much.

Thank you for gigging with us.

And we hope you have an amazing week.

Bye.

Bye.

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