Giggling about magicians, lymphatic drainage, and pregnancy scares

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool.
They're like futuristic looking, like it's like a donut around your ear. Like they're like open back headphones and there's no sound leakage.
I've heard of these. And they use this technology called PSZ.
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Hello my gigglers. Before we get into our wild LA trip, I do want to address our interview with Megan Thee Stallion.
Interviewing Megan was a dream of mine. I love her music and it's my go-to to hype me up, get me excited, give me energy, be there for me when I need a boost of confidence, when I'm not believing in myself.
Looking back at the interview, I really wish I used any other word except fight to describe how her songs impact me. Definitely was not the right word.
While there wasn't any ill intent, that does not matter.

I acknowledge that what I said has a deeper meaning,

and I'm so sorry to Megan.

I appreciate everyone who brought this to my attention.

Sup, Gigglers.

Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

The day is fine. I mean, the day just got away from me.
The gigglers have gone Hollywood. No, we're different.
We're different. I wore hair extensions once.
My favorite, though, is from my family getting texts, like my mom being like, when did your hair get so long? And Des being like, you should always wear your hair like this. I'm like, guys, this is hundreds of dollars and hours of hair extensions.
No,

but you want to know what? You should wear your hair super straight like that more.

Thank you. You know, we all did that like in middle school though, right? Yeah.
I remember

straightening. Didn't look like that.
Looked more squarish. I'm going to bring back my straightener.

Should we? Let's bring back straightener. Do you know what pissed me off when people are like, oh, I straightener but I use it for curling my hair and I'm like don't be a hero.
You know when girls are like you just have to just use a curler. No just use a curling eye.
I've never been able to master that. I mean it's because it's not a competition.
Like why are we like why are we always pinning women against each other? Yeah people are like you could do it heatless.less. Let's just, we're trying to get through the day.
No, the heatless curls actually really stress me out. Well, because they're liars.
Because they wake up in the morning, no one looks good. No, I've tried heatless curls countless times.
I don't know if I'm wrapping it wrong, but my ends always come out crinkly. Over this last week, I was offered MDMA.
I just have to preface this story with Hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying MDMA. And after the fifth time, I was like, it's Molly.
Stop saying MDMA. I'm going to have a freak out.
I go, since when is MDMA Molly, you woman in STEM? Like, since forever. But I remember in that moment, I wasn't going to say yes, but I pretended I was considering it.
Like, I'm like, you know, I normally would. Because I wanted to be cool.
But it's a Saturday night and I can't. It literally was totally a time where you could do MDMAs.
If there was ever a time, it was in that moment. And then people were like, we're micro dosing.
And I'm like, OK, like regardless what dose, I would ruin the party.

I actually feel like you wouldn't micro dose because you're an all or nothing girl.

You know, so you're like, if I'm going to do it, let's become drug addicts.

Well, that's why weed fucks me up because everyone's like, just take a little hit.

And I take a little hit.

Don't feel anything.

Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life.

Can't breathe for an hour. And then.
And then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like I think I'm having a panic attack exactly okay let's talk about LA and how you let's start with Pilates we started at Pilates first of all we were Pilates I was a Pilates girl I'm so LA yes I got there on Tuesday and by Wednesday I was like I could live in a mansion in Beverly Hills if one was provided for me. I felt like myself getting my smoothie.
We were on Rodeo Drive and Paige you could just see she was who she was meant to be. I truly was like where is my white Range Rover with my 2.5 children like I was like I could live this life okay so we go to Pilates the one day I like force Hannah to come with me and we walk in and it was just Katie Kirk Kate okay Katie Kirk is there and you have to go quick with this stuff because the class was about to start I didn't want to get yelled at which I was gonna get yelled at regardless in this class because it was scary did.
Full name. Government name was yelled out.
Yeah. So I just go up to Katie and I go, hi, Katie.
We've DMed before. I'm obsessed with you.
And she's like, oh, my God, I love you and your co-host. And I point, I go, she's right here.
And I said, Katie, I was an assistant in one of the offices that like you had an office in. At one time you were working on a and she was like oh my god so then we're fast friends with Katie Couric we are obsessed with Katie Couric so it's literally Katie me Hannah in the line of Pilates yep Pilates now was a 55 minuter which I'm not used to I'm used to a nice 45 can I argue this was not Pilates this was intense working out this wasn't thing is like I was there to support you.
And maybe I should have told the instructor that beforehand because he thought something different. He kept calling me out whenever I would like.
He was like Hannah come on. He actually wrote our names down so that he could specifically call people out.
Yeah he was like Hannah what you doing? Hannah leg up. Now let me tell you something.
I was expecting a very LA vibe for Pilates. Like take what you need.
Leave the rest. If you want to be in child's pose the whole time.
It's what your body's telling you. No I was ready to make fun of them.
No. No.
And these housewives next to us were not fucking around. They were like go harder.
There was a moment where Katie Couric looked at me and said Paige I'm 68. You can do this.
And I was like oh my God. Katie Couric flamed you.
Yeah. But we all kept making eye contact with her because we were all dying.
So after the class. I was like, Katie, I don't think I can do that.
I was like, Katie Couric's disappointed in me. And you never want Katie Couric to be disappointed in you.
It's right up there with like my mom, Oprah. Yeah.
Like you don want katie curick disappointed there's something though about i love older women i just feel like i want to listen to everything they say because i feel like they know everything they're so knowledgeable yeah they've seen some like i feel like some older men are out of touch yeah like older women they're like we love that you guys are saying what we've always been thinking yeah so after the class we took an opportunity because she's like what are you guys doing here and we're like we're interviewing like a-list celebs on the carpet and we're actually pretty nervous do you have any advice for us and i'm laughing because we're getting a master class in journalism no literally on rodeo drive write this down with katie kirk i was like i'm like i don't have a pen but it's like i also can't write and katie kirk she gave us good advice yeah she said be silly but not too silly which we didn't listen to where exactly is the line well she was like have respect and like it is a crazy moment in their lives too so like ask them like how does this feel yeah but then also have fun with it um but the truth is interviewing can be chaos and just about rolling with the punches and we're we love you I think I will say the Pilates place that we went to in LA was called Naturals or Natural if you hate yourself go they just opened one on the Upper East Side I think I'm gonna go you're like sadistic yeah I'm getting I'm getting freaky with Pilates recently I was telling you I'm working on a new bit about like two types of people they either want to be disrespected in the bedroom or disrespected when they're working out but like I don't like being disrespected in the bedroom because if he says one thing I'm like did I say something to piss you off earlier like could you talk it out with me next time instead of like calling me names. See I'm the complete opposite like in the bedroom I want you to actually dislike me yeah i want you to hate me and everything about me and say it wait that's crazy because in the bedroom like I told you if Des accidentally like sits on my hair or something I'm like oh but see in a workout class if you're like trying to motivate me that's not how I get motivated you're not the boss of me don't tell me to do.
I also have to say I have my own issues and I don't know if any former athletes listening would relate, but because I've been forced to work out my whole life, like never day off, 6 a.m. workouts, I'm in this place where like, and it's why I've had trouble working out sometimes because I'm like, I don't have to anymore, so I don't want to.
I've gotten like third degree burns on my arms from doing planks on a hot court when I was 14 like I've like pushed myself way too hard oh my god no like actual abuse so now like when I'm at a pilates class I like to push myself but the second I feel like it's too much for me I don't give a fuck like I'm like I'm good I'm not I'm not winning Wimbledon today like everyone calm down and that's how i am when like boyfriends want to make love i'm like it's not for me today see ya that's like so inappropriate and weird giving the environment that's a crazy thing to say yeah like in this economy i don't think there's any love making going on but oh my god so you were doing pilates i went once um i went four times no i went full but i am proud of you thank you i needed to it actually it did get it does it helps you mentally no endorphins really do make you happier the science is there like if you do work out in the morning it truly does set your tone. And also because I was jet lagged, so I was waking up at 7 a.m.
And I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to sit here and scroll and get pissed off about something and then stew in it for the rest of the day. No, I should just get up, go to Pilates.
You know what's so funny? I was jet lagged too, but I was waking up at 10. No, I texted you at one point and you were like, I'm going to skip this one, but super proud of you.
No, I don't know what it is in LA. Like, I just get three more hours of sleep in the morning.
No, you say this all the time when we go places that like Florida and that are like naturally sunny. Being in California, I was like, I feel bad about myself if I stay in bed because the sun is out.
But honestly, I don't need that pressure. No, that's why like New York, I'm like, oh, it's dreary out?

Yes.

Perfect.

I'm in the mood to loathe someone.

But also New York, the second it hits 65 degrees,

everyone's drinking on a rooftop.

Wild.

Insane.

And I like that, though.

Yeah, because we earned it.

We also, then Paige is a professional at being hot.

Like when someone says, Paige, you have to look your best at this day,

she has a routine. She has a regimen.
She's ready ready all I did was get facials and massages in LA what is your actual thoughts on lymphatic drainage I love it do you think it works I think it works if you go to a good person to do it and then you do the appropriate steps afterward and And what are the appropriate steps? Drinking a

ton of water, not eating anything that's like bloating, like really not having carbs, not having

dairy, not having salt, nothing fried. So it's like air and light.
Eat your own cough. Yeah.

Cough and then suck it back in. So like you have to do that.
I think lymphatic drainage is also

really good if you are specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a

Thank you. So like you have to do that.
I think lymphatic drainage is also really good if you are specifically getting ready for an event like a wedding or like going on a vacation or something like that. But I also believe that it's good for your body like in general to get them once a month.
I do believe in lymph nodes. No, lymph nodes are a huge thing.
Like I believe in science and I also do fly a lot and I know that there's buildup and stuff. Like when I get sick, like my lymph node, like that's like when you get a sore throat, like your lymph nodes get swollen.
I believe in lymphs. Like it definitely, they need to be drained.
I believe in nymphy lymphs. I do think, I don't know what that is.
So you like were doing all these things and then I started to get kind of paranoid that I wasn't doing enough. You started to panic.
Well, then Lenore got involved. Lenore got involved.
Lenore was like, whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does. But in my head, I was, I, well, our first party was on Wednesday.
Our first Hollywood party. Shout out Contessa Mills is this designer styled by Tabitha, my stylist.
This small designer in New York City put together this like sick look on Wednesday of this like champagne set, whatever. Everyone liked I was like I already did good once I can flop on Sunday that was like my perspective wow never in my life have I had that perspective if anything I'm like okay so now I have to beat that outfit no I was like if it all goes bad I could be like you guys saw Wednesday though right right like no i'm gonna be honest i was when i was getting ready for like the oscar for vanity fair there was a moment in my head that i was just like and i don't give a fuck about my wedding day because this is my best look ever but yeah you're getting lymphatic massages and finally i go fuck i need to get a lymphatic massage yeah just do it's available because every woman in L.A.
is getting lymphatic massage before the Oscars. I got something called a diamond facial.
I said, hey, can you do this on my body? She's like, anything with diamonds, just yes. I don't care what it does.
They're like, it's going to make you bleed. And you're like, yeah.
So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a woman in an apartment.

Awesome.

And I was like, the price is right.

Safe.

She does face and body.

I said, we're doing it.

So I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA.

What is wrong with you?

Look.

I feel like in LA,

people aren't doing legal things in their apartment.

You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is how'd you find me she literally was like how did you how'd this come across your desk and then she was like your name's Vanessa right and I was like no and I was like it's okay it's fine it was amazing I don't think it was lymphatic though like she didn't use any tools yeah I will say my lymphatic in New York are bad bad were better than the one that i got i don't even know the name of the place i want do you think you could give your own lymphatic i have before like i've laid in bed and had like really horrible stomach aches and youtube like how do you lymphatic drainage like your own stomach and done it and my stomach has felt better and then you do your castor oil and it's like yeah

for anyone you can do it yourself you basically just press down on your stomach no literally watch a youtube video and it'll show you like the direction to go in and do you fart during lymphatic drainage massages no do you hear like gurgling yeah okay where is the air supposed to go it's not so much that it's air. It's like the contents in your stomach.
So like that's what you're peeing out. Wait, no, we have to tell them.
We have to tell them. So Hannah and I like, okay, if we're in a hotel together or like not even a hotel, like if we haven't seen each other in a day, it could be a it could be an hour it could be 10 minutes like the next time we're gonna see each other we have like a bit in our head like we think of like a funny line we have a line yeah we have a line to greet each other with because it's like hello we're comedians like I want to make her laugh so anytime like I'm going to her hotel room where she's coming to mine like as soon as we open the door we perform our line yes we don't even laugh at each like i'll be like i look like an insurance salesman and you'll be like i just had a diamond facial so at one point i open my i open my hotel room door and i go i think i'm pregnant and hannah goes i just took a pregnancy so this just so you guys know, we were like not telling each other about this.
And then we just blurts it out. I was late.
I really didn't think I was pregnant. But I was like, obviously, I'm waiting for my period to freeze my eggs.
And of course, it's like late this month. I'm like, hello.
See, I fully thought I was pregnant. Yeah.
And Des is in Dublin. So I was like, there's a problem.
You're like, I don't know how I'm going to explain this one. He's been gone for six months.
We both fully convince ourselves that we're both pregnant, start to plan our lives together. No, no.
No, we didn't. I was like, we're having the babies.
I did say we're having it now. No, and then we were walking down the street, and Hannah was just like, look at us and our kids I was like neither of us are pregnant also and that's like I feel like we talk about mental health and stuff we do I've been on Prozac for a bit yeah and I had one of those classic like I think I think I'm doing pretty well like I was like I'm good so I just like got off my Prozac this month yeah um because I've just been on it for a while and I Googled it and it can mess up your cycle.
So the day of the Oscars. Yeah.
I started like spotting and I was like, we got to get this going real quick because I'm about to like cramp. Period poop.
And bloat and poop. I still haven't gotten mine.
But I'm never regular. Yeah.
See, I'm like every Tuesday. I know for a 100% fact I'm not pregnant, but I'm just waiting.
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I also, one of my best dressed for the Vanity Fair party. I loved her dress.
She's always best dressed and she always looks chic. She exudes elegance.
She exudes wealth. Yeah, like she always looks very regal and elegant.
She also looks stunning. Yeah, I appreciate it about her too.
Like she's best friends with Kim Kardashian, but it was just like two girls. And on the carpet she was like, now I gotta go take my pics after Kim.
Like it was just like girls being girls, you know? We had this moment in the middle of the Vanity Fair interviews where I looked at Paige and I go, what did I say? She looks at me and she goes, everyone's just a human. And Paige was like fighting her own demons, you know? And she looks at me and she's like, are you fucking high right now? And I'm like, we're all just.
You want to know what? It actually like made the rest of the stream so much easier. Cause I was like, wait, yeah, everyone's nervous.
Everyone's like clocking their own outfits and bodies and like making sure their lipstick looks good. Like to take these pictures, like everyone is just a human.
Let's get to. I hate to, I hate to praise a man.
You know, I hate it. But I think my favorite interview of the entire night was Jesse Eisenberg.
I love that man. I love him so much.
And before the interview starts, you guys can know, but we talked to them a little beforehand. And I was like, where are you from? And he goes, Queens.
And I go, oh, this guy can handle us. Yeah.
yeah like let's give it to him yeah he was so funny yeah we had incredible chemistry with that man no we had such good chemistry we were literally all like singing dancing by the end together went along with our weird every bit every bit the man's a comedian he's so funny and he just like I don't know I just like then after he was like, he was like, wait, you guys are like really good at this. And like, I really enjoyed myself.
What do you do? And Hannah was like, oh, we have a podcast. And he was like, what's it called? Like, I'm going to listen.
I was like, no, I'm obsessed with you. I want to have mutual friends with him because I want to go to dinner and talk shit about people with him.
I feel like he'd actually be so good.

It also like some of these A-listers were so nice and normal.

I think that's why I started being like they're all just humans because you think they're going to be like AI bots.

No.

He who knew that Geekly Squad Jesse Eisenberg was going to be the collab of the century.

We also got so lucky that our first interview was the honorable Amy Poehler. That was the comedy god saying you're gonna be okay.
No that was. And also what was hard is they would see a celeb and they couldn't always immediately get them on because there were like multiple people interviewing.
But Amy went out of her way waited. Yep.
Also cute zaddy she was with. Yeah she was.
Obsessed. and Amy is a giggler so we just we love her so much

do you know how many viral moments amy has at these award shows no it's insane and like like her pick her like meme with the sunglasses on and the hoodie like everyone uses that every single year insane so to just the amount of times i quote her in my own home and I don't even like remember that it's her.

Yeah.

She's the nicest person ever.

She really is.

You know what I love?

When you meet a famous person who like, this is how I'll explain it.

You're like, that's exactly what I wanted you to be.

Yes.

That's how I thought you were going to be in my head.

This is how I know I like people.

When I'll like say a side remark and they like listen and respond to it. You know those people who you say stuff and they just don't acknowledge it and they keep talking?

Sorry, what'd you say?

I knew you could do that.

No, but there's a lot of famous people that I'll say a side remark and, like, they'll never catch it.

Like, for 10 minutes, they won't acknowledge anything you say.

Yeah.

Or, like, you have to, like, yell it.

Where, like, Amy, I'll say something and bomb my breath and she'll look and laugh.

Yeah.

Like, she's just. She's in it.
She's in it with you. She in she's locked in she's so cool she's so funny okay that's so I'm so sorry I need to get a restraining order let's talk about the beef we had before we went live that's a cat hi Mango um we have a cat today who's helping us produce named Mango he's an orange tabby's gorgeous.
He's being very brave right now because he doesn't know any of us because he's Andrew Collins' cat who's squatting in my apartment. New York City.
Can you get these people out of my apartment? Hannah and I almost, we almost fought before we went live. Oh, yeah.
Because Hannah wouldn't let me stand on the last side for my address address because it's her bad side and I took one for the team and I said you know what I don't want her to feel uncomfortable because I'm someone if I hate my outfit I have to leave yeah and so if you hate that side of your face I didn't want you to have we had a moment we had a moment where there was like a power struggle happening and Paige knows knows that I don't ask for much. I literally don't ask for anything except that side.
But Paige wore a dress that was not conducive to the right side. It was not.
My slit was on the left side. So I, every time I'd ask a question, I'd then whip to the left side to the camera.
Because this my thing you didn't always see full body and you have you look beautiful both sides of your face no I actually didn't really care you didn't really care yeah because if you cared I would have been on the right side I actually didn't but we had a moment where you looked at me I looked at you and you saw the fear in my eyes I did I actually felt it and I was like no I'll die if I'm on this I won't. I was like, we don't need any more beta blockers.
We'll literally be passed out. And I don't want knock on wood.
I think about our business relationship over like last, what, five, six, seven years. We've never had one fight.
Because it's a give and take. I know what you need and you know what I need.
And it's never the same thing. Never.
We never want the same thing. But there was a moment there.
There was a moment where I was like, okay. And then imagine we're getting fired and they're like, we're doing it live.
Okay, so that was one drama thing that happened before we started live. Then we're literally standing there.
They're like, okay, it's like six minutes until we're going live. Someone comes over to Hannah and is like, oh, my God, I love your necklace.
Is that yours or did you borrow it from like a brand and like in my head I was like and I looked down at my hands because I had borrowed three rings from David Yerman and I specifically wanted this like pinky ring it was a little too big but I was like it's fine like I'm like I'll be fine it looks good I look down gone I I start cold sweating because I'm like I'm gonna have to give David Yerman my first child my unborn child in my stomach right now like I'm gonna have to give him this child like I am freaking out a woman like who I don't know if she worked for Vanity Fair or I mean she must have she was standing right there and she heard me say oh my god I lost my diamond ring and she goes I think someone at security found it. I heard someone saying like, we found a diamond ring, whatever.
Let me go check. She goes and checks.
She comes back and she's like, okay, I think security has your ring, but small problem. There's another woman here who is claiming that it's her ring.
And I'm like, okay. I go, so what do I have to do? And she was like, describe to I'm like it's a pinky ring it's diamond it's David Yerman it has like their signature band it's like flat top she's like okay let me go back you're selling it you're like obsessed with it gorgeous swipe up like a billion dollars like you gotta get it security guard comes over and he's like I don't know if you heard but someone else is claiming that they lost a diamond ring and that this is their ring.
Can you please describe it to me? And I'm like, okay. So I describe it again and he looks at me and he's like, yeah, this is your ring, not this other woman's.
Takes it out of his pocket and hands it to me. And so this all happened literally.
And then they're like, in five, four. And I'm like, oh my my god i'm gonna put this in the newsletter because i took a crazy video when i got home that night yeah because they lent you jewelry i'm wearing a diamond necklace yeah and i've never worn an expensive necklace like this i couldn't get it off do you know like when i couldn't do the clasp the clasp and some of these like really they make sure that like it'll not fall off.
And I have my new nails. But I'm telling you, it wasn't my nails.
You should have just come to my room. I could.
True. I couldn't figure out because it's like you have to press down on two things.
You have to spread it open. Then there's a latch that was like twisted.
I could. So I am like.
That's having sex with me. i literally press down on these two things specifically like a frat guy trying to finger someone i was on someone's thigh no one was nothing was getting open or turned on so i i knew my stylist like i can't just go on because we had to fly in like three hours i'm like i can't go on the plane with this and like she'd so I send her a video and I'm like hi tab with them it's not coming off I let me show you exactly I'm telling her I'm like I'm doing everything you're saying it's not coming off yeah and 30 minutes later I got it off oh my god um also one piece of drama yeah we were able to get to the carpet the good news is we got to go first where there was like no one else there because we were there really early and we're taking the photos it's going well and then we go to like the second place where you take photos and suddenly no one has their cameras on us no it's like all the cameras just went turned right back to the left and i'm like someone really famous must have come in it It was Selma Blair, who's iconic.
She does so much for MS. And like one of my best friends has MS.
She's incredible. She has her service dog, who just so happens to be the cutest dog in the world.
And after us on the carpet. So I literally go, who the fuck? Oh, it's the cutest service dog in the world.
And then the photos, the dog is on its back. Every celebrity is petting theting the dog so anyway shout out to Selma Blair and her service dog um if someone's gonna

take my thunder it's them no if someone was gonna take our thunder I'm glad it was a canine

let's start with Hayley Bieber oh god that was crazy hearing Hayley Bieber yell your name from

the line I was like I stopped out of my tracks well I it's become such of a bit that I've like disassociated from it where I'm like, it's obviously a bit like, Hailey's not my best friend. And then now I'm like, is Hailey my best friend? I think she is.
Her and I meeting each other was exactly how it felt when like your friend brings home. I was going to say, brings home someone and this is my other friend and you're like where are you from what do you do yeah so for people who don't just didn't see it which like I blacked out too but with these interviews like they'll be like can you go on if people can't they just do the carpet and leave Haley yells my name and I'm in the middle of an interview so i'm like what's going on yeah she does the carpet comes back and i do have to say about hailey like she's busy she's a mother she also nice she just jumps in our interview and it was one of those moments where i think i was nervous because i know she loves me but then i don't know really why yeah so then i'm just like don't do anything weird even though we don't know how we got here but like don't I'm like if I do one thing she'll not love me anymore so I was free I was scared you were the cool one during that interview like you were like what's up nice to meet you like I was like that's my friend she's like she's socially awkward and weird so thank you for making her feel like she belongs Thanks for being nice to her.
Well, I complimented her skin. And I know that if you want to get on my good side, you say, wow, your skin looks really good today.
Even if you're breaking out? Yeah. Even if you have a hive? Yeah.
I'm like, oh, my God. That's your first time meeting Hailey in person? What is your like immediate? Truly, I'm not even just saying this because she legit has a skin care and like makeup line.
She radiates. Yeah.
In person. That's what I wanted to say about Kim Kardashian.
Like. Oh yeah.
I didn't see her walk in. But I felt the energy in the room shift.
Like you could. Well she floated.
You could legitimately feel it. And I was like I feel like someone really famous just walked in.
Yeah. different and i turned around and she literally glided yeah like across she glowed her face is just so stunning in person i was like very starstruck i actually like kind of missed her because it went by so fast but yeah i the thing with hailey is i love people seeing like she's just a girl like she's a girl's girl she just wants to wants to giggle.
No, everyone's just girls. She literally came over because she's like, you guys are giggling.
Can I giggle with you? Yeah, it was like, it wasn't as stuffy and pretentious. No.
And like weird as I thought it was going to be. The energy was actually like super chill, super fun.
Like everyone was like, yeah. Sophia Richie.
Amazing. I feel like.
I loved her dress. We vibed with her really well.
She like reminds me of like a girl I went to high school with. Yes.
You know? I do have to say, Lois was watching my little cousin. And your niece.
My little niece. Sorry.
She's my twin. She's not my niece.
No, she's your child. They sent they sent me a video coco jones came up yeah and she's wearing this beautiful yellow dress so lois thought she was a disney princess and genie goes do you like hannah's dress and she goes no i like the yellow one she's like no lois was loving the fashion no oh and lois thinks you're a princess she calls princess page when i first met lois she like i could tell she wanted to touch my legs like i could tell she like didn't know what tights were you know and i and i could see her like looking and i was like you can touch it and she like touched it and she like looked up at me like oh my god like so fancy and i was like she's like h Hannah never does this stuff.
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As you guys know I partnered with DSW to curate the cutest spring shoe collection. Just fabulous.
It's just so freaking adorable. Okay so I I picked a bunch of flats a bunch of fun heels and a bunch of sneakers I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages also I mean did you see the gifting how freaking cute were all of those little boxes I was obsessed with them I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like honestly with like sweatpants, jeans, capris.
I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels. Honestly, I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them Also, I think I'm best friends with Lil Nas X.

No. Why was he so fun? I'm obsessed with him.
Because he's the kind of guy that like – You were like, did you guys almost make out? Yeah. That was so funny.
Well, he's so funny online, but you know those people who are so funny and cool online that like in person like they're busy? He literally was down to clown with us and then we saw him inside and he was just like dancing yeah I was like we knew we'd you'd we'd find you on the dance floor and he was like you better get on it and I was like I literally would die also Jay Ellis the guy that I said was best dressed when he when you were like are you married and he was like yeah are you and you were like yeah and he was like why are we having this conversation basically here's the thing i love when a man is in a good outfit there's not so much variation that the men can do like they're all in tuxes they're all in suits and so like i appreciated his jacket and i liked that he did the sunglasses with it so i was like i never do this but i think you have like a really nice outfit on i met bowen yang for the first time i've never met him before with matt rogers who i've it i need to go on last call teristas yesterday like i need a i need a proper 60 minutes sit down with those two men because the yapping the we immediately were, who are each other in the duo?

Obsessed.

Like, I am Matt and you are Bowen.

It was so clear.

But I have to say, they are so cute, so talented.

The tea is that my friend Haley, not Haley Bieber, Haley Nicola, who you guys all know from my bachelorette and who listens to every episode of Giggly Squad. Shout out, Hailey.
What's up? I know you're talking back to me like I'm talking to you and freaking everyone out in the subway. So she bartended with him back in the day.
With Bowen? No, with Matt. With Matt.
Oh, my God. So they worked together.
Wait. So it's just like such a cool full circle moment.
What a New York City thing. Yes.
Also, Amelia DeMenberg has been like so supportive of us since they since for my comedy since day one actually i want to say i want to bring something up about that so supportive of us kelty from e-news in the shout out kelty so supportive like it's very rare that you meet women in your industry, no matter what your industry is, that are, like, actively supportive.

Like, Kelsey DM'd me, like, before and was like, good luck today.

And I was like, good luck to you today.

Like, never forget that when, like, women do that.

We really wanted to ask Jesse Eisenberg and Nate Bargetti about tampons.

We didn't because we were respecting the balance.

I know Nate from, like, the comedy world. Do you know his dad was a, is a magician? Okay.
And he opens for him on tour. You're kidding me.
No. What kind of magic? I don't know.
Shout out David Blaine. If you guys have never done a David Blaine YouTube, that's what you should do tonight.
You know what?

There's actually, like, a couple years ago,

there was a magic show in New York City that everyone was like,

did you go to the magic show?

Wait, I did it once.

It was, like, hard to get a table.

It was hard to get a table.

Everyone was, like, going there on first dates.

My wallet disappeared, and that was it.

And people would always be like, have you gone and seen it?

And I was like, no, because I was fucking cool in high school. Like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't go to the magic show.
Also, side note, don't love the animals. Are the rabbits okay? Yeah.
Did the rabbit want to be a part of the show? Is the rabbit getting paid? Not a single dove is being compensated. Yeah, these doves are too pretty.
Like, what is the labor laws for the doves? No. Look at us trying to comfort them.
Daphne had labor laws the other day. She should.
She didn't do us goddamn things. She wasn't even- They were like, actually, we don't need her in the shot.
And I was like, no, I don't care. She doesn't care either.
I do have to say, Daphne in a green room at Radio City. No.
Passed out, loving life, had her own chair, and glam team. If I'm ever like, what's the energy I want to bring to the function? It's Daphne in a green room.
It's like, I need my own chair and I might fall asleep. We're just, this whole pod is just us name dropping.
But that's, this is the pod to do it, right? Yeah, I mean, we didn't become friends with any of them. So it's not like, trust us, we're not different.
We're not different. They still don't know who the fuck we are.
No one gave us their numbers. No one was like, you guys are really cool.
Let's hang out. The one kazzy david yeah well that's our girl that's our girl wait rachel zegler actually can you redeem me for a second said to me page hannah and i are friends and i know she embarrassed you and she yelled my name but i actually like i do like her and i was like okay i'm just looking out for you so we did it for two hours my feet no i couldn't stand gushing blood and i'm like okay we're at like the coolest party of the century like we should stay and then i was like oh but everyone's human and my feet hurt so i have to go home i do have to say i've never respected you more we're at this party by the way we're dead sober but like I'm just in my people watching era like it was crazy yeah um yeah I got to see Coco Gauff which was like big for me no yeah you yelled at her in the line I did yell and I got removed so we're most friends now no she actually was really because we have a mutual friend and whatever it was a it was a moment you were like let's get out of here and I was like i can stay longer but we did have a flight in three hours yeah i was like i have to pack i have to go home my crush of the whole party didn't get to meet him literally oh you're putting it out there you're manifesting in the universe brandon skelner i don't know if that's how you say his last name he's in a then i was like wait i know him from something else he's in this this is up no

it ends with us he plays atlas but i was like no i know him from another show he's from the show i watched 1923 which is like the prequel to yellowstone when you watched the show were you into him a hundred percent but i like never knew his name and then i saw him and it ends with us and I was like, oh yeah, he's so fucking hot.

In person, this man is tall.

I was not and it ends with us and I was like oh yeah he's so fucking hot in person this man is tall I was not expecting it I literally my whole body like shut down when I saw him I was like that's the hottest guy I've ever seen so this is what's interesting coming from you because he's light eyes light hair I know which you like a guy with like a good jawline Like a strong jaw. He's not a blonde.
I think when he was growing up he was a blonde. That's what's giving.
Whatever. I think he's so good looking.
I think he's a great actor. So did you try to find him at all? I didn't.
I feel like you didn't put any effort into it. No I put zero effort into it.
He also was like waiting for something. He was like waiting to take his pictures but I didn't like him.
No but like he could have gone. He was like waiting for his publicist or something.
Yeah. He was standing there for a long time.
Yeah. And I was like, is he trying to talk to you? But you were gone.
You left. At one point, it was like after the rehearsal, you left.
And I was just standing there. And I was like, sorry, she left.
And then he was asking about you. No.
Hannah, I just got really upset. No, I will say I did go home and like try and look him up on Instagram I don't think he has an Instagram that's hot that's hot anyway so that was your crush of the night so that was my crush of the night who was your best dressed okay my best dress of the Oscars was Felicity Jones she was wearing this like silver silver it almost looked like wet dress that had like a bow i loved that and then my best dressed at vanity fair controversial people a lot of people didn't like it i loved zoe kravitz i loved oh yeah i thought it was so cool you would look so good in that dress with a little peekaboo like butt and the polka dots fun yes um another one people weren't loving kim kardashians i liked it oh yeah i thought she looked great who else did i like um who was the girl zoe deutch when she came in she was like one of the first people we saw yeah she just like radiated i thought her dress was cool wait we met chrissy teigen and john legend yeah and i i made a good comment what'd you say i looked at john legend i said has anyone ever told you you have a really good voice and they and he laughed he did giggle i told him his outfit was giving dune and chrissy was like oh i know she's so funny so funny them.
But they love, like, you could tell they have so much fun together.

Yeah, you can tell they like each other.

You can tell in a relationship when, like, you talk to them that they're disconnected

or, like, they just had a fight in the Uber.

Yeah.

They, like, are in on every joke together.

Like, I love that.

They're, like, friends.

Yes.

You know?

And they've known each other for fucking ever.

They've been through so much.

I like them together a lot.

I know no one asked.

Let me give you my best dressed. Oh, God, sorry.
Something came out of my throat. Lymphatic drainage is working.
It was God being like, we don't care about your best dressed kids. Shut up.
Stop. I'm obsessed with Schiaparelli.
Ariana Grande's dress, I couldn't get my eye off of it. No way.
You didn't like it? No, I actually, I did like it. And I thought it was like, that was perfect for the movie she was promoting.
Yeah. Okay, look, I know I talk a lot of shit about musicals.
Because like, they're not for me specifically. I feel, oh, Cynthia Erivo's Vanity Fair dress.
I loved. I thought it was so cool.
She was there. We missed her.
Yeah, we missed her um I feel really bad for the wicked girls so there's this thing where one I don't think I don't know who's voting I forget it's not the academy or maybe it is the academy yeah no yeah it's the academy it is finally the academy they don't respect musicals there's also something about if your movie does too good it's considered less cool so honestly but look I'm gonna be honest it's about the nomination awards is a shit show like it's there's so many politics and random things and this happens and press I mean so happy for Mikey Madison but like yeah that is what the substance is about yeah that was like that I just feel like is kind of so insane it's like okay so demi more literally lost to like a younger version of herself it's funny with oscars i feel like they either give it to like the up and coming or they give it to the older person who should have won it before but they didn't give it to them um i was rooting for demi and um cynthia yeah i was rooting for them too mikey now like i'm so excited to see what she's going to do and leverage and all the different roles she's going to have. No, she's going to pop off.
Because she's clearly like a chameleon. Also, her name's Mikey, which is just like really cool.
I wonder if that is her... Real name? Yeah, is that like her real first name? No, it's Michelangelo.
Wait, in an interview at some point? Oh, and also, yes, of course I did Hannah's spray tan for Vanity Fair, but let me tell you what this woman did to me. She came, you, you're the woman.
If I mean this woman, look me in the eye, bitch, you. Hannah came to me the night before, okay, and I said, I can touch up your spray need you to do is exfoliate I have exfoliator if you need to come to my room and get it you may I don't believe in exfoliation but shower prior to coming to me it's like bluetooth I don't believe in it so she shows up to my room sweaty splotchy splotchy she goes I didn't exfoliate is it bad if I don't and i was like okay i mean i'm dealing with the pregnancy at the time okay so was i okay so was i neither of us are pregnant we were so excited to tell the gigglies we're both pregnant no it is like coming up with scenarios like wait this is actually gonna be perfect i'm like i like I know for 100% fact I'm not pregnant so you come to me splotchy I'm like trying she's like look it's only chest up is like all I have to do I didn't even really have to do her arms but as I'm doing it like I can see the splotches you know I'm like this you're just making certain parts darker yeah I'm like this is not my best work I'm it out.
Like, I'm trying to do anything. I love when you take your paintbrush out.

Yeah, you love when I take my paintbrush out.

Because she's so focused.

Okay, we're done.

We go to bed.

We wake up the next morning.

I'm petrified to text you because I'm like, I know that her spray tan looks crazy.

And you know that I haven't even checked it.

Yeah, but you woke up and it was actually, you showered and it was fine.

And it looked great.

No, you never have failed with a spray tan you're incredible I think you should launch your own spray tan line but I'm just saying honestly one day I think I should and I think you know how to do it right I think it should come with one of your paintbrushes I've already thought about it my kit would be sick phenomenal can't wait for the PR box on that. Yeah, what would we name it? Painted by Paige.
Painted by Paige. Okay, it's a little corny.
Well, can I be in on it? Yeah. Okay.
I'll be an investor. Okay.
It could just be painted. Yeah, just painted.
Cute. Cute.
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This is so important. There's a growing crisis of women and children experiencing homelessness, about 1 million women and 2.5 million children.
And gender-based violence and homelessness is really a thing. And women experience it so much more than men.
Safe shelters and supportive services are super, super important. So if you want to donate, go to nationalwomanshelternetwork.org.
Paige and I are donating. We're going to add it to our newsletter.
And thank you so much NWSN for all that you do. Also, we just want to say thank you to the Gigglers for manifesting the laughter on the red carpet and us having so much fun.
It's because of you guys. And also shout out to Vandy Fair because they were amazing and so supportive.
And we just had so much fun.

Go to Vandy Fair's YouTube and you can watch the two hour live stream of us. Go watch us.
And we love you guys so much. Talk to you next time.
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