Giggling about lavender marriages, skincare inventions, and St. Anthony

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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
Hello, my galactic gigglers. This week is going to be out of this world.
Sorry, that was so millennial. Grace is so mad right now.
Wait, Grace is like, I've been spending too much time with Grace because everything I'm like, ew, so millennial. And I love being a millennial.
The call is coming from inside the house. Well, I think it's just me being super self-aware.
I'm like, can't do that. That's millennial.
Yes. See, I identify as Gen Z, so I'm allowed to call people out as millennial.
But also, I love my little millennials. Like, we've been through so much together.
And we've paved the way. No, like, 9-11 was, like, so not good.
You actually wrote something on the notes that's so millennial. I couldn't believe you wrote it what did I write Aiden or Big oh that's like the most millennial thing I've ever seen I was like there's no way she's just jumping into conversation now by the way 10 minutes ago I go up to a page and I go have you tried this Charlotte Tilbury like blush stick thing it's so good and she's like yeah we've known about it for four fucking years where the fuck have you been and I was like okay I was just recommending a product no that time it is good Charlotte Tilbury is great it's good and it's like fun to put on um no I was talking to someone and they said something like well yeah big is so hot and I go hot take I wasn't into him.
Yeah, like he seemed busy, which I guess is hot.

And he had a driver.

He was aloof.

Where were you driving all the time?

No, I love that he had a driver.

That gave rich.

It gave rich.

But I liked Aiden.

Here's – you would.

Here's the thing.

You would.

When I first watched it, like in high school, like on is probably like eighth grade into like high school, I was big. I was like obviously it's big.
Then when I was like in college in my 20s, I'm like she should have picked Aiden. Now that my frontal lobe is fully formed, I'm back to big because like yeah, she could have picked Aiden, but she would have thought about Big every single day of her life.
True for her. Yes, Big.
Clearly she hated Aiden. Like she literally, she could have.
She left him for a day. She literally couldn't stomach him when he was fat.
And so that says it all. Also hot take, neither.
Like literally there's more men in New York City. Why are we having to pick from two? Yeah.
That's what I always tell my friends when they're in a pickle. I said there's more men in New York City.
Wait, I just watched the Chris DiStefano stand up on Hulu. I have to watch it.
You have to watch it because he has this joke about how like once you have kids, like all your other friends who don't have kids, their problems are so irrelevant. And he has this joke where he was like, I was talking to this one girl and she was like, couldn't decide if she should break up with her boyfriend or not.
And I asked her, do you have kids with him? And she said, no. And he was like, kill him.
You're single. What are we talking about? Like, just kill him.
And it's so true. Like, if you really sit back and think like you don't, your problems could be so much more complicated.
Like we overcomplicate them. If you aren't married, you weren't engaged, you don't have kids, light them on fire.
Like I don't, who cares? Shout out to Chris Estefano who almost got me in trouble because he filmed us at the Knicks game and I gave him the middle finger and then he posted it. And it looked like I was giving the middle finger to like a giggler, like a random giggler who was me I said no that was a comedian man who deserved it and it's his love language and then he he's like he loves giggly squad who doesn't who doesn't and then Chris was like oh me and my co-host are going to be the giggly guys and I was like don't make me get legal involved no literally don't make me call my lawyer because we actually don't know how to do a legal battle but yeah see you in small claimss Corp.
Stephen Corp. We were so excited to announce the Vanity Fair thing purely because we knew the gigglers would be pumped the fuck up.
We manifested that. We said, where are the girls and the gays on the red carpet? And Vanity Fair said, hello.
So we have to leave. I leave tomorrow.
You leave tomorrow. I leave Wednesday for – this is my question.
I got a spray tan a week ago. Okay.
Can I get a spray tan again, even though this spray tan is not fully gone? Yeah. You just have to exfoliate it off.
Oh no. That sounds so intense.
It's not as intense as you think it is. How do you know when it's off? Like, my apartment's pretty dark.
You just go by vibes. When you feel – Go purely by vibes.
Not to be severance, but when you get a little scared, you know it's right. Just get in the shower the night before you're going to get your spray tan.
I don't have a loofah. What are we exfoliating with? Get, like, an exfoliating mitt and some like, like Osea has a really good

exfoliator. Yes, they do.
That's the one I use. So you love that shower.
You have so many beauty accessories. Oh my God.
It's insane. It's insane.
But no, we're excited about Vanity Fair. We've never been on a red carpet and you bring people together.
Never. So I don't like.
Tell your truth. Let me tell my truth.

I don't know if Vanity Fair is really ready.

Like, I think they need their legal team on standby. Definitely someone accompanying us on the carpet of like, please don't say that.
Because it's going to be silly. I do have to say shout out to interviewers who do all these award shows because you have to know everything about everyone.
Every movie they've done. Yeah.
Any reference, what they're wearing. And I did ask that in the meeting.
I said, no, if I forget a thing or two. But it's an after party.
So they said that everyone's like, this is the last award show. They're just partying.
Yeah. And it's kind of like.
So we're just there for literal vibes. Like only bringing a certain energy to the function, which we don't know what energy it's going to be yet.
It's certainly not knowledge. I don't know if that's the energy we're bringing.
They're like, hey, can you guys stop giggling and ask literally one question? Yeah, one question that's important. I'm excited.
I have no idea what I'm going to wear yet. Me neither, which is crazy town USA.
I've never waited till the last minute for something more important in my life. Well, we've never – you've done a gown before.
Like you did the Caroline Herrera. I did Oscar de la Renta.
Oscar de la Renta. Oscar.
Oscar. Oscar de la Renta.
Oscar. I watched the SAG Awards to like get us going last night.
Get in the mindset. Live on Netflix.
It was really good. Wait.
Let's talk about Timothee Chalamet's speech. Did you see that? Yeah, I have like thoughts.
I felt it in my bones that you were going to have thoughts and hot takes. Do you want to do yours? The only hot take I really had was, I thought it was like a fine speech.
If a woman made that speech, there would be a very different news day today. It was the only thing I could really think.
Let me preface this by saying I'm a huge Timothee Chalamet. We're huge.
We love Timothee Chevrolet. Yeah.
Also, he's so New York. And as a New Yorker, I love him.
Like when they said he won, he was like, ooh, yeah, what's good. And I'm a huge him and Kylie fan.
Him and Kylie. We support.
Yeah. I think he's been on this like insane press tour and he's run out of things to say.
Because he's actually like really good in press. Yeah.
I think he also was a little off. Did you notice when he had to do his like announcement, he messed it up and he goes, should have made it to rehearsal.
Like maybe he was having a day. He's got to be tired.
I's – I mean the Wicked Girls are holding on by a thread at this point. No.
A literal thread. Literal tiny thread.
I mean it's – they're Judy Garlanding themselves. Yeah.
It's too much. It's like us on tour.
We got it. No.
Yeah. So – I've never felt more aligned with the Wicked cast than I do right now.
And we don't even have to hit any notes. No.
No notes. We're not being chucked into the sky.
So Timothy, honestly, I loved how he started it. He was like, let me just say some people make it look effortless.
It's not effortless. At least for me, I worked five years on this role.
And then he stops and he goes, I just want to say I'm here to be the greatest of all time. It was giving rapper.
But like when a rapper says that you're like, yeah, respect. He's the best player in the game.
He was like, yeah, I'm MVP. I'm here to be the greatest of all time yeah it was giving rapper yeah but like when a rapper says that you're like yeah respect he's the best player in the game he was like yeah I'm MVP I'm here to be the best of all time I'm not there yet this is a step I want to be Viola Davis Marlon Brando I want to be the best and he walks out and he chucks his mic at the crowd fuck all you untalented fucks I'm better of you.
But I do have to say with Timothy, I wish he had worded it like I'm so grateful for this award. And this is so motivational for me to be the best I can be.
And I'm so excited to keep working the hardest I can to be as great as I can be and fulfill my whatever. And just be like, thank you guys so much.
Like, there's a little bit, you got to have a little respect for the crowd. Like, you're in front of Harrison Ford.
Yeah. Well, men can be a little cockier than women can be in, like, an overall setting.
Like, men can be an asshole and it'd be fine. Women can't be a bitch and it'd be fine.
This happened to me at Starbucks. I was waiting for my Starbucks, as one does.
And this guy next to me is watching the woman make it and he goes less foam oh oh never but no one reacted like he was just like hey less foam no one reacted and like i just thought if a woman had said less foam she would have been arrested arrest i would watch if you just starbucks barista spit in my coffee and it it's not even- Handed to me and I would say, thank you so much. We've all been there where I'm like the color and shade of that macchaito is going to ruin my day.
Yeah. But that's when you just say thank you and you move on.
You move along. You take the L.
Yep. But it's like if he just added a please.
Yeah. Or excuse me, can you add more foam? Thank you so much.
Yeah. So sorry.
Yeah. He literally just goes, more foam, please.
No, no no flea more foam yeah less foam no if that was a girl and i looked over like who was making the coffee girl or a guy a girl of course and she just kind of like nodded yeah she's probably used to it and he didn't even say thank you when he got it how old was he what he it was just a middle-aged white dude yeah like 30s 40s yeah so this is my thing with timothy then i thought about it again because I was upset. He's manifesting.
Yeah. Like I know some comedians will write like on their promotion, they'll be like, your favorite comedian or that kind of thing because people start thinking, oh, that's my favorite comedian.
So it's like you say it to people and then people start believing it. So he literally was manifesting by saying I want to be the grace of all time.
I just don't say that to your therapist. Yeah.
I'm not as mad at it. The only, really the only thought I had was like, he can say that.
He can say that like other people wouldn't, it wouldn't have been as well received. Like if Nikki Glaser got up after hosting and being, and said, I want to be the best host of all time for all of the award shows, people would be like, okay, you did one and you did good.
Chill out. Or like, yeah, keep it in your brain.
Yeah. There was no need for it.
Yeah. It does remind me though, which one of my favorite speeches of all time was Snoop Dogg when he goes, I want to thank me.
Yeah. For getting me there.
Yeah. We're like, no girl can ever do that.
No, we could never. There was one tennis girl that was like, I want to thank me.
And it was like really cute. But everyone was like, okay, calm down.
No, not to bring it back to me, but like going through a breakup, like half my comments are like, you got where you are because of a man, which is like the craziest thing ever. But like you can't credit yourself.

This is my thing. As a tennis player, I was always coached.
And did I always do it? No. But I was told, speak with your racket.
There's a lot of trash talk. There's a lot of saying, I'm better than you.
You deserve this, whatever. Speak with your racket.
And for him, it's like, speak with your talent, which he has. He's also, he's, oh, I love him.
Like he's the most humble, funny, cute guy. I think he just was feeling himself that moment.
It's just in front of all the most talented other actors. It felt like I'm coming to be better than all of you.
It felt like he was like, I'm going to be better than all of you. Just watch me.
And it was very rap video. Yeah, it was.
Which, you know what? New York, you're shit out. But let's, let's keep an eye on him.
Yeah yeah that's what I'll say about that side note maybe he'll come to us at Vanity Fair oh yeah oh fuck I don't know he's gonna look at me and be like you're the worst interviewer of all time no we support I just think it was unnecessary because I actually think he can be one of the greatest of all time well that was the was the thing too. That's why, yeah.
I was like, no, you are on your road to the greatest of all time. You don't have to say it.
You are amazing. Okay, yeah.
Side note, just some tea. Fran Drescher comes up and I'm like, I miss her.
What is going on with her? Because she's the president of SAG, which is a really, you know, tough job. I Googled it.
First thing I see is, you know, her high school boyfriend, she married for like 20 years and he came out as gay.

And if you see the photos, you're like, well.

Wait, I didn't.

Fran, that's on you.

Open your eyes, Fran.

If I had a nickel.

And they're like best friends, obviously.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, they're not still married.

No, but they were together for 20 years and then he came out as gay so but she's remarried right yes i believe so but she found out because like a tabloid was like exposing him wait that's fucked up one that a tabloid exposed him but two i don't see it as a loss not at all i mean it's like you live with your best friend. Yeah.
Do you know what they call it on, the Gen Zs are calling it? What? Grace, correct me if I'm wrong. A violet relationship.
Lavender. Lavender.
Periwinkle. I was so close.
A lavender relationship, which is kind of fucked up because people see couples online instead of, because I guess it's not socially acceptable to be like gay.

They just write lavender relationship.

I mean, if I had a nickel, if I had a literal nickel for all the gay men I've dated.

I'm only attracted to like very toxic straight men.

Yeah.

I feel like life would have been easier. I love a toxic gay.

I'm obsessed with a toxic gay.

Some girls always end up with like gay guys. Yeah.
Which is like I I'd love to know the science behind it. Is it like, is their dad gay? I'd also love to know the science behind it.
How do we get there? Are there some girls who like a tinge of gay? I think it's because it's like deep down, I know you don't like, you don't even like women. So I know you don't like me.
You're the ultimate challenge. I do have to say, when I see a hot gay, I'm so turned on because I'm like, you hate me.
And that is loathe how I was born. That is my biggest fucking turn on.
Also, I think it's my own insecurities because I'm like the gayest straight girl ever. Yeah.
I want a man to make me feel like a little dainty girly flower without having to change myself. Yeah.
So that's why I've dated like gorillas. Yeah.
But then for you, I think you're so girly that you can handle a more girly man and you still are girly. Yeah.
Wait, I feel the same. So if I'm with the girly man, I'm like, what's up, bro? No, I feel like no, my new vibe is like ultra, ultra masculine.
Yes. I need it.
Yes. That's what I'm looking for.
Are you putting feminine energy out there? I think I'm very much in my feminine energy right now. Are you sleeping on the right side of the bed? I sleep on the right side of the bed.
Okay, then you should be good. Everything points to I'm going to be okay, but who truly ever knows? Actually, one of the girliest things that I wrote down was I had a pimple last week that literally ruined my social life.

And it was like so traumatizing.

But I figured out two things that I was like, I can't wait to tell the gigglers.

Okay, so I had this really bad pimple.

I popped it, but it wasn't going away.

I took my Lumify eye drops, put it on my pimple.

Wait, you were doing a full woman in stem?

Yeah, I was like, I have concoctions that I've just made up.

Put my Lumify eye drops.

Redness immediately went away.

Then I took Neosporin because I had dried it out so badly

that the skin around the pimple was like dried and crackling

and I just looked a mess.

I mean, it was my fault because I attacked it.

You were at the end of the substance.

Truly.

Then I put Neosporin on it, literally gone the next day.

You want to be a dermatologist so bad.

So bad.

Wait, that's incredible.

Yeah, so I was like, I have to tell the girls.

Two like non-skincare products.

And Lumify is probably going to like email me and be like, please do not.

This is not for skin care. Girls are going to end up in the hospital.
Yeah, they're like, I drank my Lumify is probably going to like email me and be like, please do not. This is not for skincare.
Girls are going to end up in the hospital. Yeah, they're like, I drank my Lumify.
No, you guys, we're going to say it again and we shouldn't have to say this. We are not doctors.
Also, you were in Miami and you were like going out to dinner with people who were not me. I knew you were going to bring this up.
Like, I don't mean it in like a negative way. I just want to know like how was it.
Okay. I went to Miami.
I got to Miami on Thursday. Because dinners can be hard.
I went to dinner Thursday night but low key. Then I had to work like a literal 13-hour day on Friday.
I did that and one of my girlfriends came to Miami with me and I was like driving back to the hotel after my work day and I was like Alexa is literally on drugs if she thinks I'm going out with her tonight. That's crazy.
I her tonight. That's crazy.
I'm getting home. I'm showering.
I'm putting my pajamas on.

Mind you, I had a 7 a.m. flight Saturday morning.
I was like, I can't go out.

But did you have full glam?

I had full glam.

Okay. So that factors into it.

I walked into the apartment. She said one sentence and I was like, okay, I'll come with

you. She's in sales.
She's in sales. She really got me.
She got me good. Um, went, this was like OG page, went out till 3am, got back to my hotel, slept for one hour, got up, went to the airport.
If anyone saw me at the Miami airport on Saturday morning, no, you didn't. No, you literally didn't.
Back to the OG days when we drive to the Hamptons on like a Thursday and you'd be just in sunglasses, like about to puke. And I was like, it's, what did you do? I was like, I walked, I walked through the Miami airport with a hat on and sunglasses.
Not because I wanted to be cool. My eyes were crossed.
I literally couldn't see in front of me. And you used all your eye drops on your pimples.
Yeah. And I was like, I have no Lumify because it's literally on my skin.
I felt, I was like, I sat there waiting to board and in my head, I was like, Paige, you're almost 33. Why don't you figure it out? But I had so much fun.
I literally needed it. Hot take.
I want the Miami airport to be better. Like, because when I go to Miami, I love Miami.
The airport, I don't know if it's because they don't pay income tax. I don't know what the science is.
But they've left it for debt. Miami airport gives that there is a casino in the vicinity.
And there is not. Miami airport gives everyone retired and they're in Boca right now who ran it.
It feels like I lost all my money. It feels like.
You can't even walk. Like there's nowhere to stand.
Walk. There's nowhere to eat.
Nowhere to eat. I'm sorry.
I'm not getting a tuna fish sandwich from Subway at 7 a.mm in the miami airport i bought three of those

little things of olives which was a bad choice but i panicked and i was like shoving olives in my mouth for a snack so yeah like when we've traveled to a lot of horrific airports miami you could do better miami can do way better and i know we're like cocky because we have fancy LaGuardia and Newark, which took years off our lives.

We're New York City, as we should have the greatest airports because you fly from New York to every, you can fly from New York to anywhere because it's the best city on the planet. We take it for granted.
We take it for granted. Like I'll be somewhere and I have to fly somewhere else.
And they were like, you can't. And I'm like, it's a plane.
No, wait. It's a plane.
I didn't realize that until I spent so much time in the South. I was like, oh, and I'll just get a flight to here.
And they're like, no, you can't. I'm like, what? That's why we drive five hours to places because there's no direct flights.
No. And I'm not stopping.
No. One thing about me.
I'm not stopping. I'm not doing a connecting flight.
No. I emotionally can't handle it.
But we don't deal with it that much because we live in New York, but yeah. Even though, like, planes have been falling out of the sky, I've had this real, like, if it's meant to happen, it's meant to happen vibe about it.
I was on a flight yesterday, and these two – talk about karma. This one woman in the front, you're supposed supposed to check her bag she like gets away with it somehow and i watch her like get around the guy and she doesn't have check her bag that's there they're like ma'am you gotta check your bag and then the bathroom starts to flood and she's in the first row and the rug that like you're on is like literally like getting wet and i'm sitting there just watching this and she's like losing her mind.
And I was like, that's what happens when you don't check your bag. When you don't check your bag.
Here's the thing. I'm listening to what the airport people tell me to do because I don't work here.
Like who am I to decide? Can I say one more thing about male pilots? Yeah. I can't get off a plane anymore.
I've literally like now every time I get off a plane,

I think they've listened to Giggly Squad. They know I am Giggly Squad.
So when they say thank you, have a nice day, I'm like, I feel like you put a little extra on that one for me. Side note, why do they feed you like you're in Little League? I do not need pretzels and a Like, give me hummus.

Give me, like, popcorn.

Like, give me something nice.

I don't know. I need pretzels and a cheese stick.
Like, give me hummus.

Give me, like, popcorn.

Like, give me something nice. I don't know.
We love the marketing girlies at any company. Like, the marketing girls run the country.
Yeah. They really do.
What is commerce? Marketing. I don't know what it is, but it's the girls our age.
Yeah. What's going on with the disconnect from airlines, their food, and brands? Because, like, why there hasn't been a Chipotle collab on the fucking airplane? Like, I don't get that.
Where are we missing? Apparently there was a Shake Shack one, and people were, like, complaining, like, I don't want my airplane to smell like a cheeseburger, and I said, I will pay money. For my airplane to smell like a cheeseburger.
I said I will pay money for my airplane I'll pay extra money and it was like a limited time limited flights no no I want to get on an airplane and feel like oh shit this is gonna be so fun because I can literally order whatever from like it just they need to step that up a notch also like I'm not asking for much like what about a pop tart just like aores Pop-Tart. Like, I'm not asking for the craziest things.
I don't want mustard pretzels at 7 a.m. No.
Or they're, like, they're either, like, too healthy or too unhealthy. Do you know what I mean? No, like, I don't need a quinoa with a tarragon sauce.
It's a literal brick. Get the fuck out of here.
It's literally that. Or it's, like, the saltiest 500-calorie two pretzels you've ever seen.
Anyway, I'm not happy about it. So anyway, that's why.
Oh, I have one more note. Yeah.
If you're a pilot, don't practice your material on me on the plane. When it's 8 a.m.
and these guys start trying their one-liners, start your own podcast or crash the plane. I don't want to be a part of this.
Like it's 8 a.m. And I want to be asleep and not worry about things.
And sometimes they're really – the only people that can be funny are actually the steward eye. Because they're these like pissed off women or gays.
They can be funny. Absolutely.
One more question. Yeah.
I have i have a lot of thoughts yeah i'm like immersed in tipping culture right now um i know what you're gonna say have you ever tipped the stewardess i'm like we literally have to tip yeah an ipad i have no one ever tips a stewardess when they're literally like waking people up which they shouldn't that should be illegal but like they're talk about one-on-one. Yep.
My flight to Italy, I tip my stewardess. What did she like go down on you? No, I just, I think if you're doing like an overnight eight hour, you've fed me two meals, I'm going to throw you a 20.
Wait, now I'm upset. Do they stand there when you're walking off because they want to be tipped? I've never seen a tip.
No. But then sometimes I wonder, am I insulting someone if I give them a $5 bill? Yeah.
Like that's a, like. If you're tipping, you're throwing a 20.
I think for anything. Also, who has cash? If you have a question, my dad, if you have a question in your head, should I tip this person? And I don't know like how much I always, it should just be just be a $20 bill I think so I had this guy driving me around for my Alabama shows who I loved I'm obsessed with this man yeah and at the end I was like I don't have any cash can I Venmo you oh yeah and then he's like I don't have Venmo and I was like no problem I'll zelle you and I get out the car try to zelle him doesn't work yep text him hey how can I pay you cash Cash app.
I tried downloading cash app. It's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing. You have to put your card in.
Okay. Actually this weekend in Miami, all like the bell men, like I'm like bringing my bags up and stuff.
I'm like, I have no cash. Can I Venmo you? Everyone takes Venmo now, like in a tipping set.
It's good, but it's so much more intimate to have to Venmo. Like it, what cash is, there was such a beauty.
It's like, I don now I have your phone number. Yeah.
Like, did I need it? I don't want to see that you Venmoed your friend for a Long Island iced tea last week. Yeah.
And now I have to be friends with you forever. No, Venmo can be invasive.
But it is good if you're bored. Like, when random people friend you on Venmo, I'm like, this is, like – it's inappropriate.
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Chris, what are you up to on Venmo? You want me to check? Yeah. Yeah, let's see what your latest emojis were.
While you check, I'm going to do an egg freezing update because that seems appropriate. Oh, my gosh.
Paying people for editing, going to get a haircut, more drinks. Oh, you pay your barber through Venmo.
Tip. Tip on Venmo.
Okay. Okay.
He's got a guy. He's got a guy.
I love when guys have a guy. You get weekly? Yeah,? Yeah, what are you, a weekly shape-up? Things are going all right now.
I'm bumping back up to weekly. Weekly.
I'm bumping back to weekly. No.
I've realized I only want to date men who have a weekly shape-up. Chris, on your birthday, we're going to get a guy to come and give you a haircut during the pod, okay? Wait, I love that.
Chris just got so excited. I literally love that.
This is what dreams are made of. How are your eggs doing? Are they scrambled? Are they sunny side up? It's a process.
It's like a full process. There were definitely things where I was like, oh, that's like more extensive than I thought.
Or, oh, that's way easier than I thought. Okay.
So I went for my appointment. I had to do a blood test.
I had to do an ultrasound. Did that.
Everything came back normal. Then I did a Zoom with the doctor where he just like explained more things like in detail.
And now I have to go. Did you listen? I did.
I listened. Did you take notes? I actually asked a couple questions and he said, good question.
Good question. I said, yes, A+.

So now I have to go and do like just like a quick appointment with the nurse to like teach me how to do the shot. And then once I get my next period, I call them and I say, hey, I have my period.
And then I go in and I get my shots. You get more shots.
So I get the shots that will be like 10 to 12 days. Okay.
Then – and you do them while you have your period. Then when you're done with the shots, you go in for your egg retrieval, which is only 15 minutes.
Which I just had no – you are asleep. Like you're under anesthesia, but like what they call like local anesthesia, I think.

So like you're breathing on your own. You're not like incubated.
Wait, so you're, sorry,

you're doing your own shots. You do your own shots.
But then when you have your period,

they come in. No, no, no.
You always do your own shots. Okay.
But you don't have to do it until

you have your period. Yes.
So like you, I'm going in for them to teach me how to do it.

Got it. And then once I get my period and I'm like, I'm ready for them.

So you only do shots for a week? You can do them for like 10 to 12 days. It then once I get my period and I'm like, I'm ready for them.
So you only do shots

for a week? You can do them for like 10 to 12 days. It's all individualized.
Got it. Then you like sign this whole consent form and all this, whatever.
The one thing I just didn't think about until I saw it was there's a question on the consent form that's like, okay, and if anything happens to you,

what would you like us to do with your eggs? So the options are like discard them.

Scramble.

If you're married, do you want to give them to your spouse? Like would he

make a baby with your eggs? Would you want to donate them?

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How many years you want us to like free have them for? I just did like the largest. I didn't know you had to pay to like bank them.
Yeah. Like they literally take up rent.
Yeah. I know you're paying in like a rent.
Is it more expensive? I wonder in New York City than like somewhere else. Well, it's probably.
I don't know. I don't know if it I don't know what like the yeah pricing is around the country um but I was like wait I don't know I was like I literally don't know and she was like look we can always go back like you can always go back and if you change your mind like if you do get married and you're like yeah if something happens to me I would want him to have them.
Part of me was like,

well, I wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me. Like, that's crazy.

Or be like, why do I have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them to me?

Right. But also I'm like, if I had a sister and say she couldn't get pregnant,

I would want her to have mine.

What if your brother's wife can't get pregnant? Well, that would be incest. My brother's sperm could not make a baby with my egg.
That would be so highly illegal. I literally spent three days in Alabama.
You're like, give it to your – well, gosh, you're on a page. Give it to your brother.
He'll have a baby with it. I'm like, nope.
Super, super illegal. Could not do that.
Could not give my brother's wife my eggs. Well, I was thinking about my friends, Becca, who's a lesbian.
I was like, do you want to use your brother's egg and put it in sperm? You guys, I don't understand any of it. No, I understand.
I just haven't talked about it. I think it's so good that you're explaining this because we don't know the details unless you like sit down.
Also, I feel like our parents' generation, this like wasn't as popular. I love the place I'm doing it.
It's called Extended Fertility. The doctor is just so – they really do break it down of like you're going to have these questions.
You actually don't even know it yet. And here is like, first, let's do your blood test.
Let's make sure everything. And he said that I'm at like a normal age for 32.
And they can really, like, can they say, yeah, you're definitely going to be able to have a baby? No, but they can give you like the percentages of like, you know, in a couple of years, like how hard will it be for you to get pregnant? And if your eggs are 32 now, like, could you get pregnant at 42 with these 32 year old eggs? Like, yeah, you definitely have a chance, but like, so they really just break it down for you so nicely. Yeah.
It's funny. I don't know anything about my eggs.
Yeah. I say eggs weird.
I don't know anything about them. You do say it like my mom.
Eggs. So I'm hoping that like, here's the other thing.
Now I'm just like waiting on my period. Well, I'm, are we synced up? Cause I'm supposed to have mine on Tuesday.
Oh fucker. Okay.
Don't be jealous. Tuesday as in like tomorrow.
Oh yeah. I'm like so PMS here right now.
I cried. Oh my.
I'm crying over everything. Well, here's what I'm manifesting.
And recently I've been praying to St. Anthony because I feel like him and I are just boys.
Yeah. For things that aren't even locked.
He's literally like 100% accuracy. He's never failed me.
Do you want to know what I used him for last night? I ordered pasta, but they didn't have ravioli. But I wrote in the note, if you have ravioli, can I please have it? And I was like, I'm definitely not going to get ravioli.
Then I said, let me just say a prayer to St. Anthony.
And I said, St. Anthony, St.
Anthony, please come around. Something is lost that must be found.
And it's my ravioli. Got ravioli in my order.
St. Anthony was dealing with an Amber Alert.
And then he's like, hold on one second. Paige DeSorbo needs ravioli.
Needs a ravioli and a spicy vodka sauce. And he came through.
So I literally pray to him for things that, like, he doesn't even specialize in. So no matter how good of a person you think you are, whenever we get an Amber Alert, I'm like, I'm in the middle of a text.
I'm in the middle of a text. And you're going to frighten me with some six-year-old's bullshit.
What did she do to deserve it okay no and you want to know

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Thank you. Yeah, so like manifest that I could then because then I'll be home for like the two weeks to do the shots.
Can I say like the most fucked up joke that I'm not doing on stage? I did it once and it didn't get like that good of a response. So then I lost confidence in it.
Okay, great. It's really inappropriate.
It might need to be cut. I want to do a joke about why getting older is better and how getting older is better because if you run into a pedophile, you're like, I'm safe.

Because like if you see any other man, you're like scared unless he's a pedophile and you're like, phew.

Yeah.

Wait.

That might have legs.

There's something there.

Like pedophiles are really scary unless you're in your 30s and all the other men are scary.

Yeah.

I didn't even get to all the things I've watched. Have you watched the Gabby Petito? I thought we were going to say the same thing.
Baby girl? No, no. I watched a show on Hulu this past weekend.
Okay, you start. I watched a show on Hulu called Paradise.
It's so freaking good. My guy from This Is Us, Sterling K.
Brown. He plays- Oh, I love him.
No, he's so good in this. He plays like the bodyguard of the president of the United States.
But it's about like the world ended and now it's like all these people that have survived and they're in. But they made like a fake town.
So it's like normal world. I love apocalyptic stuff.
But it doesn't give apocalyptic of like they're running around being zombies. Yeah.
Because that's like I don't like that apocalyptic. Yeah.
It's been done. Yeah.
I'm like it's dusty. It's dirty.
It's not for me. This is like they live in homes and like they have shoes on.
I do feel like zombies are 90s grunge though. No.
It's kind of like it's kind of Charlie XCX. I've never been into like a zombie like whatever.
It's such a good show there's only eight episodes six are out right now and i don't usually like stuff like that but it's it's a really good there was a i wasn't a fan like i just i don't think it was that well done of a movie do you remember the apocalyptic one with like julia roberts and stuff it was on netflix it was called like the end when they couldn't see oh no that was different oh yeah yeah yeah but it was really bad but like they Y'all like went to the Hamptons? Yeah. Yes.
Which, but the Hamptons were only like, The End of Something. Oh, when they couldn't see.
Oh, no, that was different. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but it was really bad. But, like – They all, like, went to the Hamptons.
Yeah, yes. Which – No.
But the Hamptons were only, like, 20 minutes away. It just didn't make sense.
But then, like, when one of the – all the Teslas started, like – Freaking out. Freaking out.
And then when the big boat, like, got turned – It started to scare me to be, like, are they warning us for something? Oh, we're starting conspiracy theories. I'm getting to go on.
No, let's not. Here's the other thing.
I'm not fighting. I'm not, like, I'll take myself out.
Like, please. Me and Daphne are, see ya.
Like, I don't give a fuck. Someone was talking about, what are they called, preppers who are, like, prepping for the end of the world? Yeah, like, doomsday preppers.
And I was just thinking about, like, I'd literally rather kill myself than talk to a doomsday prepper about Joe Rogan for like 24 hours. No.
Like you don't want to be stuck with people who are preppers. Being in someone's basement eating a can of beans like get out of here.
Unless they have Pop-Tarts I'm not going. No.
Okay so you're familiar with the Gabby Petito case. I am.
Because we're journalists. Thank you.
So this, if you're like, oh, I remember when it happened because it happened pretty recently. They have so much footage and interviews from Gabby's like family of Gabby Petito.
She falls in love with Brian Laundrie. I think that's his name.
Yeah. And then they head to Florida.
You get all these new details. His mom hated hated her like kind of thing where she didn't like that she was taking attention from him like real boy mom vibes and she even had sent him a note at the end being like i would bury a body for you like all this stuff the mom yes a note basically being like if you killed someone like i will protect you i'll do anything you need um but gabby it shows how she started talking to her ex-boyfriend being like i have to get out of this like relationship and they show all the police footage when someone called in was like this man's hitting a woman and then they ask her questions and he comes out and he's like yeah she's being crazy right now and like i hope she talks good about me and then she's like sorry like she doesn't want to get him in trouble.
So she's like, sorry. He like, he, I hit him.

Like, it was because he had like a scratch on him.

And they were like, did you hit him?

You can hit a man.

Well, first of all, it's legal.

Yeah.

But also like, no girl hits a man for no reason.

But they literally put him in a hotel for domestic.

Violence.

No, for people who were domestic.

Oh.

Victims.

Abuse victims.

And she's stuck in the van because they think she did something.

They could have saved her life that day.

Even if you did hit him because he pissed her off or, like, whatever. Have you ever been in a situation where, like, you've looked at your boyfriend and you're just like, if you really did want to kill me right now, like, you could and there's nothing I could do.
I don't know. My husband's ACL is torn.
And like, I feel like I could run away from him. A hundred percent.
But no, I know in reality, he's six five. Yeah.
Like there really, it really would be nothing you could do. Yeah.
I mean, I thought it like I kick him in the balls. Right.
I could poke his eye. Right.
No, you'd have to like squirm and figure it out. But all those TikTok videos that are like, hold his hand like this and twist it.
Like, you know, you're not going to do that. No, you're not going to do that.
In the moment, you're so shocked. Like, you're literally just thinking about surviving.
So that's insane to me. It's so spooky because she's crying and she's like, sorry about anxiety.
Like, I freaked out. And she's trying to protect him.
He's not protecting her. And he's basically like, yeah, she went crazy and they believe him.
And then weeks later, she's but this is the crazy part they don't no one knows where she is the parents of her are texting the parents of his being like where's gabby i haven't heard from her your son isn't texting me back what the fuck's going on yeah the parents aren't responding so police go up to brian's parents and they go hey like where's gabby and they go you can talk to our attorney and they're go, hey, like, where's Gabby? And they go, you can talk to our attorney. And they're like, whoa, like, we're just checking in.
Unpopular opinion. My child comes to me and says, mom, I killed someone.
I don't want to manifest this. Oh, my God.
St. Anthony, we're not manifesting this.
Am I protecting him? Fuck yeah, I am. I think I am.
Now, if my child is a sociopath. But he is.
Serial killer. He is.
I'm not protecting them. You have to go to jail.
You need help. You need a therapist.
You'll be there for your kid no matter what. If your kid murders someone, they're capable of murdering again.
Yeah. And they're not going to, I mean, I don't think they'll be killed unless they're in a state.
Then they could be killed. That does the chair, whatever.
Visit your kid weekly in jail. Yeah.
Like, where he's not hurting other people. Does the chair is crazy.
Does the chair is crazy. Also, chair is crazy.
Like, they don't even let you lay down. Like, they make you sit up.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But this is the conspiracy theory.
So everyone's looking for Brian Laundrie. And the parents are like, he's here.
But like the cops don't have the cape. They can't get him yet.
Then apparently he escaped and went hiking somewhere because they're – This was also the hardest thing these people love hiking so i was having trouble wrapping my head around like that storyline of it all so i was i don't know i couldn't relate but then there's they do this whole search party for him and then the parents in one hour find him i'm putting that in quotes and his body was already decomposed this is what they're saying on tiktok that to identify him they brought the teeth to a dentist and that dentist was the mom's brother there's a conspiracy i don't know if this is accurate but there's a conspiracy theory that he's still alive in south africa i mean sorry south america wow no like it's a lot to process I'm stressed out how big is tooth though? the point

the thing is

it probably wasn't his tooth. That was the good thing.
Oh, I was so hung out. I'm like, so he took out all his teeth and he's in South America with dentures? That's a crime in itself.
No, so that her brother who's the dentist was like, yeah, that's Brian. So that she could hide him in a different country.
Remember there was also a conspiracy theory. He was in, like, the flower bed in their backyard.
Yes. I loved that one.
That was one of my favorite ones. It's a rabbit.
I was like, this is a real Scooby-Doo thing. She changed him into a rabbit with a magician, and now he lives in her flower beds.
So that's fucking horrible and scary. But one thing I did like about the documentary, it it really shed a light on the victim i hate when they're like obsessed with like the man and how fucking crazy he is it was literally just being like gabby petito was an amazing here's something else to note someone kills my daughter i'm showing up to your house i'm ringing the doorbell and i'm shooting you in the head like there's just I don't get, I will have called the cops prior.
Like, meet me here because you're going to get, and make sure you have your handcuffs because I'm going to kill someone. Imagine texting the parents and them not responding to you when you say, I would have killed those fucking parents too.
Then we're wondering, like, why are the parents not in trouble for, like, whatever it's called, like, hiding a fugitive? Yeah. Which is crazy.
An accessory. They should be in jail, too.
Apparently he wanted to get her away from her friends and family, kind of. So he brought her in a van to be like, let's do a van thing, because that was kind of her dream.
And she goes, I'm going to do a – then I'm going to make money and do, like, a YouTube van vlogging thing. Yeah.
And he didn't believe in it. He made fun of it.
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Like I'm on the side of TikTok where all of these girls are posting like videoing their husbands and the husbands don't know it and being like no one's going to watch your TikToks. And then they do get like a bunch of likes and people are like leave him.
But that makes me so scared for them. I'm like wait you're still in it though.
Like what if he catches wind of this. It's very interesting because it's like when you're in this like scary place, you're really crying out for help.

But these people don't expect the videos to go viral. And next thing you know, like he's exposed in a way that like he could get – he could hurt you.
Yeah. I'm not on that side.
Oh. Okay.
Sorry. You don't know where my algorithm has taken me.
You know? I'm on like a you know i'm only one time we were on tour though when i heard a guy do you remember when i heard a guy yelling at his girlfriend in the hotel room and i called down to the front desk yes that was scary and it took everything in me to not open my door and go out but i was like i can't like what are you gonna do i don't want him to know my room and yeah and then like beat me up no i was like no you did the right thing you did the right literally gonna i want to murder honestly if anyone's man if any man's voice gets raised like even slightly i'm calling the police no calling the police i actually one time was with a boyfriend and and someone called hotel security on us because he was screaming so loudly. And in that moment, I was so embarrassed because, like, I've never had to talk to hotel security.
But in that moment, I was like, I know a girl called for me. Isn't that crazy? What did you say? I was like, oh, like, well, I'm fine.
But, like, yeah. I was like, oh, he's just, like, you know.
I'd be like, okay, this is the fucking tea. But, like, what are you going to do? No, yeah, because obviously you told on him if he's in trouble.
Right. It's a very, very – oh, sorry.
I just, like – That was your inner – That was my inner child. My inner child just came out.
My inner child. Weird transition.
Have you watched Baby Girl? Yes. Okay.
There's a, it's a very controversial. This is controversial.
What are your thoughts? As someone who literally watched 365 days during COVID every single day and use my vibrator to this man. I love a sex scene.
I love a sexual movie. I love putting myself in the mindset.
It does not. It's never too much for me.
Baby girl made me uncomfy. And I'm never like, I literally felt like a mom.
I go, this is too much. Wait, really? I did.
I was not aroused. You love choking.
You love choking. Yeah, I love like a dominant, like, there was, I don't know if it was because it was Nicole Kidman and I feel like I have a relationship to her.
That's my mother. That's my mother.
Yeah, I was like, no, Nicole. She's my mother.
So Gabby Bryan, one of my good friends, had the funniest response. She was like, first of all, no one's believing that Antonio Banderas has never given you an orgasm.
That's weird. No, that was wildly inappropriate.
That was a miscasting. No, because in my head, I'm like, wait, your husband's hot as fuck.
Also, Antonio Banderas will make you come just pronouncing his own name. Yeah, I was like, this is not.
And then she was saying how she kept, like, licking milk but pretending to be a dog and i'm like that's just like factually incorrect yeah like um i this is the thing i thought he was like so hot he was so hot and but then i saw him being himself which is british with like a weird haircut and then i got thick so i love him in his american. There were also just like certain things where I was like, okay, you're not doing this before work.
She got like all ready. And then it was like, meet me at a hotel.
It's what time is that? 6.30 a.m. You can't do anything to me at 6.30 a.m.
but get smacked in the face. Like what? No.
Get off of me. But there's theories that make it like a little more interesting.
I thought it was fun. I just think there's, like, two types of people.
People who were like, this was too much. And then people who were like, okay, you, like, made her drink milk.
Like, do more. I thought it was going to be just, like, those types of movies, though, really never, I feel like, do well.
At the end, you're kind of like. Like, Greys.
Like, Fifty Shades ofades of Grey like it was never really it for me either. I was just like.
It reminded me of the Barry Keoghan movie. Yeah.
Like they love getting a baby girl boy dancing to music awkwardly long. Yeah and there's just like I'm too interested in like logistics and it's like he showed up to the house.
It's like now you're just being messy. Like don't talk to my kids, you know.
So I want to say a spoiler. Okay, I'm going to say spoiler alert.
It's been out for so long. Fast forward, like the Charlotte Tilbury blush.
Yeah, it's literally been out for almost. Fast forward, but what makes it a little more interesting is, you know, it kind of doesn't make sense that like the dog attacks her and then he brings the dog back.

And it seems just like very planned.

And she's like, you just like get people like you understand me.

You like saw me.

Apparently, he's always been dating that girl.

And that girl knew what she was like.

And that girl told him the whole time to do that stuff so that at the end she could say. Then it's funny at at the end, she's not even like, make me CEO.
She's like, let me talk in the YouTube videos. Here's the other thing.
If you're below the age of, what am I, 32? If you're below the age of 31, you're a fetus to me. Like, there's no situation I'm looking at a male intern and being like, you could probably fuck me really good.
This is my thing, though. I think there's an age of a woman where you like kind of forget what young guys are like and you're like, wait, it would be fun to teach them.
No, not for me. No.
See, I feel like you and I are similar in that. We're going old decrepit.
We're going – Wait. Remember how hot of girls you used to be able to get here we are we're not going opposite let me teach you i know i've taught enough men enough things luann gets it she's uh yeah she's different than that she's fine yeah she's fine do you now think because i i got you to be a cat girl could you see yourself a zaddy? 100%.
Why? I could never see myself with someone younger. I could only ever see myself with someone older.
Who, like, falls asleep at, like, nine. I would love it.
I would love it because I like to do things by myself at night. No, I party at night.
There's nothing I love more than, like, occupying my boyfriend with, like, his favorite show. And it's like, okay, I'm going to put this on for you and then I'm going to go do my stuff.
Like, you know? So I could go older. I could never go younger.
I just – I really couldn't. And I do have to say, I feel like in your 20s going a lot older, there's a weird power dynamic.
But you're kind of prime time for a zaddy right now because you're financially independent. You know who you you know what you want an older man is not gonna like a crisp 44 oh no but also let's discuss how 44 is when their faces like become like they're men yeah they're men like no offense but like i see a 35 year old guy now and i'm like okay literally you still have to call your mom you still have to call your mom.
Yeah. Yeah.
You still call your mom is still like nervous that you're not going to get married. 44.
They're like, we don't give a fuck what he does. He doesn't even have a mom.
You know, like, no, I'm down for that. Oh, my God.
I'm excited for you. See, we're we're merging.
Here's the other thing that people don't realize. The Vanity Fair red carpet is also me speed dating.
So I better get ready for that, Hannah. Wait, I'm going to be Chris Harrison.
Yeah, no. There's no Bachelor in 2025.
Yeah, there is. It's called the Vanity Fair livestream.
It's the Vanity Fair red carpet. Wait, someone comes up and I look at you and you're like, no.
And I'm like, sorry, we can't interview him right now. She's not interested.
They're like, no, you're supposed to interview me for my movie. And I'm like, sorry, I don't want to go on a date.
What is interview? I'm not available. They're like, Paige, it's not why you're here.
What is interesting with meeting these like A-listers that we're going to do is like, you know them, but then when you interview them, first of all, you get their vibe and you also see see their actual height I'm nervous that some celebs I feel like I'm never going to be able to enjoy their movies again because I'll be friends with them now here's the thing though I'm not trying to like date an a-lister or someone famous who's the guy behind you yeah who's your manager well it's normally it's normally a stressed out female publicist yeah that's true but like. But like, is your financial manager also here with you? Or maybe your agent is here.
You go, who's your agent? Who runs the agency? Yeah, but who really runs everything? Yeah, who's calling the shots? Yeah. Because you're a puppet.
You're a little puppet. You're a little baby.
No, it'll be interesting. It'll be interesting.
So to wrap this up, I caused some drama in an elite. Amongst? Elite Daily posted a video of fuck, marry, kill Italian food.
I saw. And the cancellation was close.
Yeah. I wanted your opinion.
Because at first I was like, I don't know if I said the right thing. And I thought about it.
And I go, no, I'm going to double down. I think I was right.
And I'm not someone that just like will blindly support anyone. It's definitely not me.
But let me tell you something. I think you made the right call.
Wait. Okay.
Tell them fuck, marry, kill lasagna, pizza, or chicken parmesan and why. Chicken parmesan is just like – It hits everything.
It hits everything. Sometimes with lasagna, if you don't have a meat in your lasagna, and like I personally sometimes don't like meat in my lasagna.
You have pasta and you're like, I need a protein. Like I need a meat.
People fuck up lasagna. People fuck it up a lot.
Also like you always feel like it's too much lasagna. Not like too much.
It's just – Well – It's like the soup of pasta. Yeah.
And I'm going to tell you, say something else. I never order lasagna out.
Never. I'm not going to a restaurant and ordering lasagna.
Lasagna. I hate to say it.
Lasagna is what people make when there's too many people at the party and you just want people to be fed. Right.
So like, and that's why like leaving it on your stoop, it's homemade. It's homemade.
And that's better for me. I'm not getting it out at a restaurant.
It's a casserole. And pizza is, well, we're not going to kill pizza.
That's crazy. Late night? Yeah.
Pizza has always been there. Pizza cold, pizza warm, pizza with toppings, pizza with just cheese.
Every kind, turn me around. Yeah.
Every hole, hole let's go but chicken parmesan like i respect like i respect its mind i respect its body i one time dated a man that was just like well i actually i shouldn't really come for this because i feel like you like this too that was just like pizza with pineapple on it is like so good it's very does does has like a really good comedy bit about pizza. And I think it was like in that moment that I was like, I just like will never orgasm to you.
I'll never think about you later in life and come to you. So know that.
Des, I'm going to ruin it, but this is one of my favorite jokes. He jokes that when people say like, oh, I don't like pineapple with pizza.
And he's like why and they're like I don't know it's like oh so you don't like something like have you ever tried it and they're like no and he said it's giving like when guys are like oh I would never date another man it's like what are you afraid if you tried it you'd like it yeah yeah I've tried it though and I don't like it yeah I would I would never order it out of the blue. Yeah.
And I would never order it over things. But I like pineapple as my fruit.
I don't like when pineapple's in other foods. Like I don't like a pineapple sauce on like a random chicken dish or like – so I'm – get me out of it.
Unless it's like kind of Caribbean. Yeah.
But even then I'm just like I don't like when things are sweet that are supposed to be savory. Yeah, and some people are obsessed with sweet and salty together.
Yeah, and I'm not one of those people. I like am individualized.
But anyway, that's just a little bit about me and my palate. What time are we at? We have to promote two shows, Vegas and – Salt Lake City.
Salt Lake City with the Mormons. Who knew the Mormons were not buying tickets? I'm just kidding.
We have actually a couple tickets left, and we love the Mormon community. We take back everything we've said.
This is the last time we're doing Giggly Squad outfits, and I… Have nothing left? I have nothing left to give. We love you guys.
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