Giggling about brain surgeons, the bachelor, and being young

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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What is up my St. Augustine gigglers?

Speaker 1 Well, we're in Hollywood, Florida. True.

Speaker 1 I'd have to say, we didn't know where St. Augustine was.
It's in Florida. Very cute town.
Cute. Cute.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 cute.

Speaker 1 Whenever we're not in New York, if we see anything, like I'll literally see a stop sign. I'll be like, okay, cute.

Speaker 1 I feel like when we're not in New York and we see that people live in a different place, we're like, this is so cute.

Speaker 1 Cute for them. I just wanted to formally apologize to the Academy because I feel like I said something somewhere about like, where the fuck is St.
Augustine? Do I still know? No.

Speaker 1 But it's really a historical, cute town with great brunch. And I think it's close to the Daytona 500.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. I think Daytona was like right there.
Oh.

Speaker 1 It's funny because we got in the cab and the taxi driver was so excited that we were like, no, we got in the Uber. They don't have taxis.
Sorry, I live in the 1600s.

Speaker 1 We've got a horse and carriage.

Speaker 1 He was like, what are you here for? And like, we retired, so we didn't say anything. We were like to visit friends.

Speaker 1 Well, also, when it's like a man, we're not going to go into like, we have a podcast. And then he's like,

Speaker 1 turns it on, and we talk about our pussy. So we're just like, it's the whole thing.
We're like, we're just here for a girls trip. And he was so excited to tell us all the places we can go.

Speaker 1 But anyway, we're in the middle of fucking tour right now. Like, literally in bed at the Hard Rock Hotel, looking onto a pool.
Can I tell you the last time I was at this exact hotel?

Speaker 1 I've stayed at this hotel before. Oh my God.
I was 17 years old. Thriving, your peak.
I was peaking. Okay, I was literally peaking.
I was with four of my girlfriends.

Speaker 1 We all brought fake IDs. No parents.
Um,

Speaker 1 no, my friend's dad came with us. There's always that one parent that's like, I actually can't believe my mom even let me go on this trip, especially with someone's dad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dads don't even know, like, no, he didn't know where we were. He didn't know your name.
No, he didn't. He didn't know where we were the entire time.

Speaker 1 Had these fake IDs. He was asleep.

Speaker 1 I was just saying, dads are always asleep. He was asleep.
I've never met a dad that was awake.

Speaker 1 We go to this, what the hell is the name of that restaurant? It's like this crazy Italian restaurant where they literally.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Where they play Italian garden

Speaker 1 while you're at the restaurant.

Speaker 1 No, it's like a famous. I have to look it up because it's going to drive me nuts.
We go to this restaurant, right?

Speaker 1 Obviously, there's like Italian waiters, and we're just like like loving it, okay? We meet these two guys, they went all the way to Florida to see Italians. That's a crazy thing.

Speaker 1 There's none in Albany, but literally, I couldn't find one in Albany. We're at this restaurant.
We start chatting up our waiters. We give them our fake IDs, right?

Speaker 1 Because we want them to serve us alcohol.

Speaker 1 After we're done with dinner, they're like, We will go out with you guys. They think we're 26, okay? These men think we're 26 years old.
I was 17.

Speaker 1 They think you're divorced young moms.

Speaker 1 I had a whole backstory. I was a hairstylist.
I was a hair freaking stylist. I think it was like one of my brother's girlfriends.

Speaker 1 I was like, if you want to date my brother, you have to give me your fake ID. You would love being a hairstylist because you love gossip.
I would be such a good hairstylist.

Speaker 1 We go out with these men, okay? We go to like a club, whatever. So they have like Italian accents or they're just Guidos? They were just like Guidos.
Okay. I don't even know where they were from.

Speaker 1 You don't know Puerto Rican. No, like I don't know where.
I don't even remember what their names were. Actually, no, one of the guys' names was John.
Okay. I think.
Whatever.

Speaker 1 We go out with these men one night. Next night, obviously, they're like, let's go out again.
We had so much fun. We go out with them again.

Speaker 1 It gets to that point where it's like, oh, are you going to come like home with me? And I start freaking out.

Speaker 1 And I go, we can't come back to your apartment because we're 17.

Speaker 1 Wait, so you were the one that cracked. Yeah, I cracked.
You cracked. I cracked.
You were a snitch. I'm a snitch.
These men looked at us and they go, what?

Speaker 1 And I go, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 But we had a great time and now we have to run away. And we ran away.
We were just here for dancing.

Speaker 1 I mean, obviously, I was not going to let these men like have sex with us because that would be like illegal on my part. I feel like.
There's illegal stuff happening everywhere. Everywhere.

Speaker 1 You were having good conversation up until that point. Great conversation.
Then I was like,

Speaker 1 I haven't gotten into college yet.

Speaker 1 I'm actually waiting on a couple excuses. Don't let me.
I'm going to get into college. I was like, this is a really dark time for me, actually.

Speaker 1 All my friends are going to college, and I'm not.

Speaker 1 I remember my other girlfriends being like, we could have just not ever told them. I was like, they had a right to know.

Speaker 1 They had a right to know. Oh, now you're playing the hero.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So anyway, that was my experience in Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock Casino. And that's, yeah, that's amazing.
And that I feel like sums up Florida, where it's like, I didn't know she was 17.

Speaker 1 You were just saying, we got like eight Amber alerts on our phones on the way. Yeah, what was up with that?

Speaker 1 It's Florida. It's Florida.
Also, Florida's banning books. Are they? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Not just Florida.

Speaker 1 Did you see Julia Moore just posted her book that's about like having, it's a children's book about having freckles and how it's okay to be different got banned by the government in Florida.

Speaker 1 In all of America, I think. Books are being banned.
So all we have is podcasts now. All we have is us, which means it's going downhill quick.

Speaker 1 A side note about Florida, we were so excited for our Is He Trash segment

Speaker 1 because we were like, we're going to get some prime time

Speaker 1 Florida garbage. Like in the Midwest, I'm like, oh, Izzy Trash probably isn't going to be as explosive because like these guys are nice.
And so like, I wait to go to Florida.

Speaker 1 I'm like florida i'm like we're gonna get some real

Speaker 1 idiots and you know what i always listen to my intuition when it's my job to pick the guy on stage and what happened in florida is i got too excited yeah because the first guy i looked at had a man bun yeah so i was like the talent here is just incredible overwhelming overwhelming and i should have gone with my gut and just gone with him but i said i got greedy i said i want to see more so i'm going to crowd i literally got greedy i was like you motherfucker you mother what the fuck is that hat why are you wearing your sunglasses on top of of your hat?

Speaker 1 What's going on? And then you happened upon a mullet man.

Speaker 1 And you don't just look past a man with a mullet in Florida. No.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, I was between the two and I said, we're going with the mullet, okay? Because in my head, honestly, between me and you, it was a win-win.

Speaker 1 Either one was going to be a slam dunk for us. And the man, he's holding like a huge beer can.
He's wearing like a white shirt, jeans. Looks like

Speaker 1 we were in northern florida which is kind of the south so he was kind of wearing cowboy boots like i was like this is a win oh

Speaker 1 he's wearing like wait

Speaker 1 northern i've never thought of this northern florida they're like southern south they're like touching yeah georgia each other's cousins

Speaker 1 page just so

Speaker 1 gray page just so gray

Speaker 1 um she didn't mean that but she still doesn't think there's air conditioning in oklahoma city so you guys can message her about that separately. And I didn't say it, she did.

Speaker 1 Literally, last time I went to Oklahoma City, they go, We have to talk to Paige.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so the guy comes on stage, and I'm like, literally, I was like, licking my lips. I was like, I'm about to rip this man, a new asshole.

Speaker 1 And his name is Christian, which I thought was weird. That was also a red flag.
I thought it was going to be something.

Speaker 1 Christian sounds too smart. Yeah, it sounds like it sounds Connecticut.
Yes, exactly. Christian.
I wanted like a, I wanted like a

Speaker 1 Ben

Speaker 1 or like a Dirk. Yes.

Speaker 1 No, like something.

Speaker 1 Something like

Speaker 1 something where you're like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. Or something really weird, like a Gerald, like that, like, because their great-grandpa.
Yeah. I don't know.
It just Christian was already throwing me off. Yeah.
So we were already like,

Speaker 1 okay. Unsure.
And then he was speaking and he didn't have like

Speaker 1 any accent. No, no twang.
No twang. And I don't even know what Northern Florida Twang is, but there's something.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I go, okay, studs off easy. What do you do for a living?

Speaker 1 And this man was a neurologist.

Speaker 1 We can't even spell neurologists. I'm going to be honest.
When he first said it, my first thought in my head was, Wait, what the fuck is that again?

Speaker 1 I thought he said urologist, but you reacted to it and I was like, there's no way she knows what a urologist is. I've gone to many a urologist.

Speaker 1 Don't you dare bring up my UTIs.

Speaker 1 I've seen a thousand urologists. No, and then I was like, oh my God, this guy's a fucking brain surgeon.
A brain surgeon. So we immediately are nervous.
And then he used the word obliged on stage.

Speaker 1 And we just like, get that out of it. And I was like, shut up.
So now I'm realizing we're being outsmarted on our own stage. Let's also point this out.

Speaker 1 His girlfriend that was in the crowd, obviously, the reason he was there, also a neurologist.

Speaker 1 So just two smarty pants on. She's like, we met in med school, and I go, this is what the fuck is going on right now.
My head's starting to get hot. It's all backfiring my face.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, where are you from? And he goes, California. I said, how dare you culturally appropriate Florida culture

Speaker 1 and dress like this

Speaker 1 and look like you punch walls if like you watch your kid lose in a flag football game.

Speaker 1 You did make a really good point though where you're like, I don't know how I feel about my doctor walking into the room and having a mullet.

Speaker 1 No, immediately I'd be worried. Also, not to throw it.
I'm like, this guy likes to party, okay?

Speaker 1 Not to throw him under the bus because we said his name and I don't want him to get fired. But we did ask him how a girl peas with a tamp on it, and he said, take it out.
He didn't know.

Speaker 1 He didn't know. He didn't know.
And we're not saying we're smarter than doctors. We're just saying that doctors do not study women, even brain surgeons.

Speaker 1 Even brain surgeons can't find your clip. Yeah, even a...

Speaker 1 Put it on a t-shirt.

Speaker 1 Even brain surgeons can't find the clip. That's crazy.
How'd he not know that? No, like, if you're a surgeon, don't you have to go through like medical school?

Speaker 1 I mean, you would think that you'd have to, at some point in the first year of medical school, you'd have to study the entire body, just like a little, just a little

Speaker 1 study the entire body, they just study male bodies,

Speaker 1 period, period, period. No penetration.
And they don't know about it. They don't know about periods.

Speaker 1 And they don't know about them.

Speaker 1 No, that's actually so

Speaker 1 crazy. Crazy.
I know Everyone was worried. Everyone was scared.
I was scared. I was scared.
But then we asked him if you could overdose on beta blockers. He said yes, which you didn't listen to.

Speaker 1 No, I did. And my doctor, my female doctor, just said, don't take more than six, okay? I said.

Speaker 1 At a time. Can't promise anything.
No, in a day.

Speaker 1 In a day. She was like, look, six is enough.
But I actually have never taken more than two. Do you want to give the gigglers a beta blocker blocker update? A beta blocker update.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we're so tired. We're delusional.
Okay, every time, Grace, if you're listening, which I know, I hope you are because it is your job.

Speaker 1 Every time we talk about beta bloggers, please put in a

Speaker 1 yeah, please put in some type of um sound. Okay,

Speaker 1 here's the thing about my beta blockers

Speaker 1 and like my anxiety in general. I knew that my anxiety was so self-induced

Speaker 1 and I definitely needed beta blockers

Speaker 1 throughout this whole tour. What do you mean self-induced?

Speaker 1 Like I was putting my anxiety, I was doing it to myself. Okay, you're sounding like your mom right now.
Like, Paige, stop. It's not your fault.

Speaker 1 Right. No, it's not.
I'm not like it's you having it, but it's not self-induced. No, like, I was putting myself in situations that like in my body, it was like, don't do that.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, I'm going to do it. And then I was getting anxiety.
Okay. Yeah.
You were not in alignment. I was not aligned.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But I just don't want you to be mean to yourself because that also, anyway,

Speaker 1 continue. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So I listen to one Mel Robbins pod. Continue.
So I took a beta blocker

Speaker 1 for Radio City because Radio City was just like, that was like crazy. And I was like so nervous for that.

Speaker 1 But this tour, this like leg of the tour, I have forgotten to take my beta blocker like we'll literally be about to go out on stage and I'm like oh my god I didn't take my beta blocker and then I'll run back take it but like I don't need them anymore and that's on healing because you know when something is like consuming your brain so much like I honestly feel like you would the whole day you'd be like okay I don't want to take my beta blocker at this point when is the beta blocker December everything was about the beta blocker you know when you feel in your life you're like my life will always be about we have 20 beta blockers but what if I need all of them yes I feel like I need to get more beta blockers We've all been in points in our life where something's consuming us, and then you're like, How could I live without it?

Speaker 1 And then one day you wake up, like, and it's not even a topic, and it's not even a thing. And it's not even you getting over something.
It's like you don't even care anymore. Yeah,

Speaker 1 so literally. It's silly on stage.
We were taking photos because we take photos before we go on stage. And you, you run to the green room.
And I'm like, oh no, what's going on? So I go over.

Speaker 1 I think you're like having a freak out or something. And you just go, I forgot to take my beta blocker.
And I couldn't have been happier.

Speaker 1 And again, if next week you have to take it again, that's okay.

Speaker 1 Here's what I've been taking them for. Social situations.
Oh, so we've created just a new problem.

Speaker 1 Like I had to go to a party and I was like, oh, and I'll take my beta blocker. I have to do that.
Yeah. Yeah.
It did. Just keeping it chill.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just keeping my heart rate at a steady pace. I took my beta blocker for the roast.
I took one for my Netflix special. Yeah.
And it was helpful.

Speaker 1 So yeah, you've been great on stage. Silly, goosey, funny.
I've been in my silly.

Speaker 1 Wild. Well, the crowds have been fucking amazing.
And we only have one more leg of the tour left. I know.

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Speaker 1 Wait, let's go back a little bit because...

Speaker 1 We had a crazy week last week. We had a crazy week last week.
Let's talk about the Michael Corrid show. First of all,

Speaker 1 you get so nervous when I come. I get so nervous when you come to fashion events because I know

Speaker 1 you're nervous and then it makes me nervous. It's just an unfamiliar, like I don't understand the hierarchy.
I don't understand all the codes going on. I'm just, I'm here to have a good time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there's so much history and

Speaker 1 stuff going on.

Speaker 1 And page is looking at me like, don't you fucking embarrass me in front of my cool fashion friends.

Speaker 1 Okay, so much to talk about at the Michael Core show, but I need to start with this. So Hannah, so like they put like all the influencers in like one section.

Speaker 1 Everyone does like small talk and it's like, oh my god, you look so good. No, you look so good.
It's so wait. I love your outfit.
You look so good.

Speaker 1 And I usually just sit in like when I get to my, like where they show me where I'm sitting, I usually sit in my seat and I don't move. Like I don't, because I'm like nervous.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to get up and like annoy someone. You're not a social butterfly.
I'm not a social butterfly. You're a social larva.
Yeah. You're curled up in a corner.

Speaker 1 If you want to socialize with me, you got to come to me and you got to sit next to me. And you're fine as long as people come to you and sit down almost like a cat.
Smell my finger at my hand first.

Speaker 1 And then we'll chat. And then we'll chat.
I can't get, I'm not getting up and going out of my way to like go over to someone else that's not my personal life.

Speaker 1 And I felt so bad because I only went to one fashion show this week and it was Michael Kors.

Speaker 1 And I was running late. Like my only job was to get there on time.
And I was yapping it up with my hair and makeup patterns. Fashion shows never start on time though.

Speaker 1 I googled, do fashion shows start on time? And they go, yes. They always start on time.
And I was like, no. And I'm texting the Michael Kors people and I'm like, tell Michael.

Speaker 1 If they tell you, if the invite says be there by 11, the show's not starting until 11:30. Okay.
There's just no one. I was freaking out because I knew that you were there without me.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm punctual. So I got there at 11.
But it's, I actually was the first person in line, which was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 See, that's my nightmare. It was my nightmare.
Actually, this was crazy.

Speaker 1 I was at the Michael Kors show and, like, it's the girlies are doing the PR and who's going in and who's going to blah, blah, blah, blah. So like,

Speaker 1 it's not like it's like grown adult women. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's the girls.
We are adults. No.
Oh, yeah, I guess we are. We forget.
I mean, it's not women that are older than us.

Speaker 1 It's the marketing girlies. Yeah, it's the marketing girlies.
So like when I go up to the line, I'm like, what's up, girls? You know, like, it's, like, I'm not nervous for that part.

Speaker 1 And so I was the first person in line. And she was like, sorry, like, we're not letting anyone in yet.
Like, we're still like met. And I was like, literally keep me out here all day.

Speaker 1 Like I don't give a shit. You do what you have to do.
This older woman, I would say,

Speaker 1 I would say 40, late 40s, maybe early 50s, maybe mid-40s. Who knows? I know she was like older than me and the marketing girl is.

Speaker 1 She comes up and she goes,

Speaker 1 You're not letting anyone in yet. And this girl is so nice.
She's like, sorry, no, like we like still have to do like a few things inside.

Speaker 1 But like if you stand over in this line and the lady goes i'm not standing in this line and i go oh

Speaker 1 because the last thing you're gonna do is be rude to the girl that i just met

Speaker 1 because now we go way back now we because now this is my friend

Speaker 1 okay and she's trying to do her job And the last thing you're going to do is come up here and yell at her for doing her job. Also, it's crazy because there's like insane celebrities there, like

Speaker 1 Carrie Carrie Washington. Insane celebrities.
And this lady goes,

Speaker 1 so you don't have a different line for media?

Speaker 1 And the girl was like,

Speaker 1 no, bitch, we don't. Like, basically, like, no, get in the line.
And I was so offended for her. And I literally looked at the marketing girl and I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 Like, that was so rude of that woman. And she was, and the marketing girl was like, oh, yeah, they do that all the time.
Like, it didn't phase me kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's when you know you've been in fashion for a minute when that stuff doesn't show you. She was like, oh, as long as she didn't punch me in the face, I'm literally fine.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay. So I was offended walking in for my friend that I don't know who it was.

Speaker 1 I'm like, the girl outside, give her a raise. Plus, it's also like freezing.
Everyone's freezing. Like, you're going to get inside.
These girls have to wait outside till everyone gets in.

Speaker 1 Like, also, like, chill the fuck out. Like, I just want people to know I stand with the girl up front.

Speaker 1 I stand in solidarity. Do you stand with her.
I don't know her name, but I respect her, and I believe she should be treated with kindness.

Speaker 1 No, she's literally trying to make a career for herself, and she doesn't need this mom yelling at her.

Speaker 1 I walked in exact opposite energy to the other spectrum where I was just apologizing to everyone, and they were like, Why are you apologizing?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm so I thought the whole show was waiting for me. I thought Michael was holding it up for me.
So, anyway, you walk in. So, I walk in.
I get my seat. I take my pictures.
I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting for you. Everyone starts coming in.
Hannah gets there.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 if I have an eye on Hannah and I know who she's talking to, I feel better about it. Okay.
Once I lose her in the crowd, I'm like,

Speaker 1 look,

Speaker 1 I do shine in those. Like, I love a social butterfly.
Like, I love social butterflies. Yapping, yapping, yapping.
Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
Someone's taking pictures.

Speaker 1 You're yelling to them while they're taking their pictures. You're making them laugh.
I'm like, it's not a talent show.

Speaker 1 No, when I come to a party, I'm giving 100%.

Speaker 1 Yes. Also, Rachel Zegler was walking by.
Yes. But again, this wasn't like people weren't socializing.
Like everyone was sitting down at this point. And I yelped at her.
Like, I barked at her.

Speaker 1 We're waiting for the show to start. Everyone, they made an announcement.
Take your seats. And this is the thing.
I felt like I was.

Speaker 1 I felt like I was in school again, where I was like, if I see my friends,

Speaker 1 I'm going to say, what's good?

Speaker 1 We were literally the juniors. We were sitting in our section, and you saw a freshman that you knew walk by

Speaker 1 and you yelled to her.

Speaker 1 And because that's the kind of human I am. Yeah.
She got scared. She walked.
Well, she's got four bodyguards. She didn't have four bodyguards.
You literally grab my leg.

Speaker 1 I go, because you go, you don't know Rachel Zeckler. And I go, I literally talked to her for 20 minutes once.
And she looks at me, waves, because she's literally being escorted to her important seat.

Speaker 1 By the way, I DM's her after, which was ballsy. No, would you? Because I actually was afraid that she was like, okay, keep Hannah Burner away from me and my teeth.

Speaker 1 So I go, by the way, I'm so sorry I barked at you at the Michael Corps show.

Speaker 1 And she was.

Speaker 1 You literally barked at her. And I was like,

Speaker 1 and someone's like, get your chihuahua back in its bag.

Speaker 1 And she was like, oh my God, I love you. Because I just know she likes giggly squatting.
I was sitting with you.

Speaker 1 It didn't work out. No, you were actually correct in doing that.
My social anxiety took over in that moment.

Speaker 1 I was like, see when i'm anxious i talk more like i get bigger when you're anxious you get smaller so together it's very very funny you're like that i'm like the mom and you're the toddler that's holding the leg of the mom and you're like she normally is actually quite outgoing but she's having a day

Speaker 1 That's literally you at social events. And people be like, Paige is so is so quiet.
And I go, you should see her when she gets comfortable. When we're home.
When we're at home.

Speaker 1 You should see her when we're at home. Also, speaking of toddlers, I'm not wearing pants right now.

Speaker 1 Anna walks in my room, immediately just takes off her pants, and literally looks like she

Speaker 1 doesn't tell me that she threw up. I go, can you wipe me?

Speaker 1 No, I'm wearing no pants. I'm wearing a long shirt, though.
Let's just

Speaker 1 think I'm

Speaker 1 also, I'm wearing full grand new panties. So then, oh, yeah.
So then, um, we're seeing people. We're seeing people.
We're saying hi. Acquired style, Bridget and Danielle.

Speaker 1 Twinsies. Twins.
On TikTok. Filong, I think is their last name.
Yeah. Gorgeous, cute, adorable.
I think they're like 25 maybe. They're younger, like kids, but like, you know.

Speaker 1 Hannah, us grandmas.

Speaker 1 Hannah goes up to them. Now, I've never.
It was a mutual.

Speaker 1 We were standing in the same section. Yes.
I've never met them in person, but like I've seen all of their TikToks and I just think they're so freaking cute. I'm like always commenting on their stuff.

Speaker 1 Like you guys are adorable. The The problem is you think you know people.
Yeah. And I feel like I had, I had met one of them before, but I was very warm.

Speaker 1 Like to the point where it seemed like we've well when I meet girls that are, that I know are like younger than us and like. You, I never think of age.
See, I always do.

Speaker 1 See, in my head, first of all, I'm Gen Z. Okay.
They see me and they go, my Gen Z queen. I've literally, also, I'm ageless in my head.
Yeah, that's actually probably good.

Speaker 1 Like I walk around, I'm a soul.

Speaker 1 I'm a soul that you can take or leave. I, like, when I meet girls that I know are younger than me, I'm like, you're younger than me.
I have to

Speaker 1 protect you and be so overly nice to you. Because if I, like, I know how I was when I was 25 and I would meet girls in their 30s, I'd be like, they know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 And they'd be like, whatever. So I would be anxious.
So that's, so I do it for my younger self. It really has nothing to do with them.
It's for my own self. You're projecting.
Yeah, I projecting.

Speaker 1 I do, though. But it's funny.
I see them as just like other creatives in the field. Yeah, see, I see them as like

Speaker 1 I see them as being like, I know I look like I'm 27.

Speaker 1 But I'm not your age. I know you think I'm your age, but I'm not.
Like, no one said that. So Hannah says to them, um,

Speaker 1 can I ask you guys a question? And I go, oh, God.

Speaker 1 Like, it could be anything. It could literally, being friends with you, that could be anything.
I'm like, I can't fucking wait to hear what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm recently in very, I'm in like dad joke mode. I'm turning into my dad.
Like at the brunch place yesterday, I ordered a BLT.

Speaker 1 I was like, we're like, we're just tired. I order a BLT on sourdough bread.
Think of the biggest sourdough loaf you've ever seen ever. It was insane.

Speaker 1 And so they cut it and they didn't even cut it in half. It's just like the biggest sandwich I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 So the nice lady puts it down and I look at her and I go, I give myself, I think I'm an actress. So I give the tone, I go, oh, I actually was expecting a bigger sandwich.

Speaker 1 She looked at me dead serious. I looked at her.
Paige is like, Hannah, stop it. She's embarrassed.
So I'm literally a dad. And then later on, the girl was like, By the way, I like Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, you could have told me instead of leaving me high and dry when I told you. You could have acknowledged my dad joke.
You could have acknowledged my dad joke.

Speaker 1 And by the way, I was at the point with the girls at the Michael Corrs show where like we had said hi to each other and then we were still talking and I felt pressure.

Speaker 1 I had to bring something more to the conversation. Right.

Speaker 1 So I got creative. So Hannah looks at these two girls, and she goes, any chance you guys have ever watched the show Severance?

Speaker 1 And the girls are like, no. Like, one of them did.
Was like, maybe we've seen like one episode, but like, no. And Hannah goes, okay, well, in the show,

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my fucking God.

Speaker 1 In the show, there's like an innie and an outie. And like, the innie has a real job.

Speaker 1 And I feel like that's you because you used to work in finance, and then I feel like the Audi is like you because you're a

Speaker 1 content creator. And I was just like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 You're an innie, and you're the Audi. And then one of them started laughing.
The other one was like, what is she talking about? Did she just call me a belly button?

Speaker 1 And then I was like, and I have to go back to my seat.

Speaker 1 And it was great chatting with you. Have a great show.
And I did do a follow-up DM, by the way, and I said, hey,

Speaker 1 I hope you watch Severance. It's a reality.
What are you running home and DMing everyone that we've met? Yes. I didn't answer.
I have anxiety too.

Speaker 1 And I remember all the people that I feel like I made uncomfortable. See, that's why I stay quiet in the moment because I'm like, I can't, I can't.
What do you think I have in my notes up?

Speaker 1 All the people I need to DM to make sure that they don't hate me.

Speaker 1 Because I tried, because this is my thing. I'm trying to get a laugh.
And a laugh, one, is risky, and two, It's not always appropriate for the environment you're in. Right.

Speaker 1 And when I'm constantly on the road doing stand-up, like,

Speaker 1 I just, you have to be riffing all day. So it's hard to sometimes get yourself out of that mode of, like, trying to make people laugh, which can be super annoying.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, some comics are just always clowns. And you're like, hey, not the time to work your material out on me.
Like, we're at a USBS. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Even like... When we were flying and the pilot walked by like so bad, I wanted to call him a Zaddie.
And I was like, this is not a stand-up show.

Speaker 1 This is a man just trying to do his job. You don't need a

Speaker 1 sexual harassment.

Speaker 1 Nobody talks about like when you're getting off a plane and the pilot comes out and he stands there and he says bye to everyone. A sexual undertone.

Speaker 1 He goes, you like that?

Speaker 1 Did you see how I landed that big thing?

Speaker 1 No, that smooth ride for you. No, there's a sexual undertone of the pilot saying, have a good day.
See you next time, babe. Come back for more later.

Speaker 1 But then I think you... Text to your friends about it, wasn't it? This is a big plane, wasn't it? It's a big, right?

Speaker 1 You didn't think it was going to be that good, right? But it was.

Speaker 1 See, I've been joking on stage about female pilots still, even though the female pilot community is mad at me.

Speaker 1 If I was there, I'd just be like, are you guys mad at me?

Speaker 1 Sorry, sorry, my bad. Please come back.
Is energy weird? Okay, thank you. Come over to the loudspeaker.
You're just like, are you guys okay?

Speaker 1 I do have to say one thing about social situations, though, that has made me feel better. Everyone feels like they made an ass of themselves in some way.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so what I realized when they leave, they probably thought that they were could have been, I'm or they didn't, but like everyone is insecure and worried about their own shit.

Speaker 1 I used to be really insecure going to like workout classes or like to the gym. I actually still am.
Because I'd be like, everyone's looking at me and knows I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Speaker 1 And then I realized everyone's thinking that in their own head about themselves. Yeah.
And so it's like, actually, no one's thinking about you.

Speaker 1 I actually, I get, but Sonny is like, I actually know what to do at the gym.

Speaker 1 Oh. Like, no, like, I literally like

Speaker 1 professional training. Yeah, like you're in fashion one school telling me how to do everything.

Speaker 1 It's more like I get very overstimulated by everything around me to the point that I'm like, I can't handle this and I need to be like alone. But.
That's why I love Pilates.

Speaker 1 I have been in my Pilates era. Oh, we're Pilates girls.

Speaker 1 We're going to make Pilates socks. We really think you guys,

Speaker 1 if you were like, what is the workout I should do? One, because you could lie down during it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love when they switch it up and they're like, okay, let's take a stretch now. I'm like, yeah, let me play for a minute, bitch.

Speaker 1 No, we love our Pilates.

Speaker 1 No, we love Pilates. Okay, wait.
So then after Michael Cores, then the show's over. Then we're like going back to take a picture with Michael.
Oh.

Speaker 1 No. I literally blocked it out.
I get snubbed. By Michael? Yes.
He hugged you this time. Well, because I came in.
No, I came in with a handshake. Oh, you did? I didn't even notice that.

Speaker 1 Well, I was like overcompensating because of last time I felt like he didn't see me for me. So I came in with the hand.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 right before we were about to take a photo with him, one of the marketing girlies we were with was like, do you know Michael has a cat?

Speaker 1 Which she shouldn't have told me because that was fresh in my brain. So the second I saw him, I said, I shook his head.
She said, we love cats too.

Speaker 1 I'm literally mid-smile. I'm like, no, she didn't.
I'm like, no, she fucking didn't. Do you want to know what Michael Core says back? Nothing.

Speaker 1 Silence. He goes, I don't give a fuck if you guys like cats.
Half the population likes cats, you freaks. Get out of my line.
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you bring cats up to people and they're like, oh, I need to show you every photo.

Speaker 1 I threw it out there, wasn't caught.

Speaker 1 If he wanted to take it, he could. But you know what?

Speaker 1 He didn't give it back to me. You know what I have to say, though?

Speaker 1 But he wasn't rude about it. No, he wasn't.
He was matter-of-fact, and he said, thank you for your.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't say it. He didn't say anything.
Thank you. He literally said nothing.
I didn't even feel weird. I just felt like another time.
You know what?

Speaker 1 We'll catch up about this later, Michael. Have a good night.
Michael, if you're listening. He's not.

Speaker 1 To all the marketing girls at Michael's Coors listening, let Michael know that we have cats. And if he wants to do some kind of cat thing with us, we are available.

Speaker 1 Wait, shout out to the Michael Coors girls too, because I needed an outfit for the summer house premiere party. And I literally dropped the ball on it.
I had nothing.

Speaker 1 And they sent me over the cutest little romper that they let me borrow.

Speaker 1 And they did it so quick. People were going nuts over my pantsuit.
My people, Kim DeSorbo,

Speaker 1 sent me a text and said, hey, sweetie, you looked amazing in the Michael Kors

Speaker 1 outfit. She sent me a text too and said, hey, Paige, Hannah looks amazing.
Did you get jealous? I was like, okay, what about me?

Speaker 1 I said, you birthed me. She said, Paige, come on, you always look good.
You know, I always think you look good.

Speaker 1 Well, so I started a new era of wearing my hair slick back, but keeping half up, half down because I think I look like a hard-boiled egg if I go full slick.

Speaker 1 But how many times have I been saying your hair looks so good pulled back and you wouldn't do it? Okay, Aaron Samuels.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I'm just saying I've been saying for years, you look good in a high pony. Why are you yelling at her? Like, you're like literally yelling at me.
I'm literally yelling at me.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you why, because in middle school, you know, when kids say stuff that, like, they're not even trying to be funny, they're just statements. They're a matter of fact.
They're a matter of fact.

Speaker 1 I wore my hair like that, and some girl was like, you look like Legolas.

Speaker 1 And this was during prime Lord of the Rings. Is it Lord of the Rings? Yeah.
Yeah, Lord of the Rings. Like...
Orlando Bloom. Yeah.
Who, by the way, gorgeous, but not the look I was going for.

Speaker 1 So immediately I was like, and if I do that, I look like a killer elf, and I don't want to do that. Right.
But one kid was like, you have big ears. Yeah, they said I had elf ears.

Speaker 1 And they weren't joking. So then I've taken that with me.
And you carried that. But I was super brave and I did it for the Michael Cors show.
And it looked so good. Everyone liked it.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Kat Thompson. She did my hair.
She's amazing. No, you looked amazing at this show.
But then I tried to do it myself. Last night, we had a couple meltdowns.
Just a few.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm figuring it out.
Then we had had to go to the lactate show. Yes.
Which was so funny. This is what dreams are made of.
Hey, no. I love an intimate show.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, comedy is meant to be in like a club environment.

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Speaker 1 Like we like drinking real milk. I love real milk.
In this town. This town is big enough for the both of us and a glass of milk.
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Speaker 1 And I liked my outfit too. I was just going to say I loved our outfit.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing about me and Hannah that I think people really don't get.

Speaker 1 Never in the history of our friendship have we ever said, hey, this is what I'm wearing tonight. No.
And like sent a picture, especially for a giggly squad. We did an entire tour.

Speaker 1 We did not show each other one single outfit. We matched for every single show.
And I know some people are like, oh, they think they're going to different events. No.

Speaker 1 First of all, it's our event. So we made up the event.
First of all, no.

Speaker 1 First of all, uh-uh.

Speaker 1 Uh, no.

Speaker 1 Because we're different aesthetics, same event. Like, I'm not fighting with this imaginary person.
And I'm like, okay, so perfect example: Nashville. You wore a pink outfit.

Speaker 1 I wore pink and brown boots.

Speaker 1 Period.

Speaker 1 But then you did buy a shirt from Instagram shop that everyone's losing their mind over, which I did not see that for you. I didn't see it for me either.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I get, sometimes Instagram shop, like, look how millennial I am. They know us better than our own families.

Speaker 1 I love

Speaker 1 getting an ad for me that I'm like, yeah, thanks. Cut out the middleman.
Why am I searching? Tell me what I want. Yes.
Tell me what I want. I want that shirt.

Speaker 1 It just happened to fall on, it was a great Valentine's Day t-shirt. Yeah.
Like, because I was like, I'm not wearing pink or red.

Speaker 1 I did it the night before for Valentine's. I'm not doing it for

Speaker 1 actual Valentine's. Yeah.
And

Speaker 1 I think it was really, really cute and really, really fun. No, it was fun.
We've had a fun, this was a fun leg. I think because we had a decent break before it.
Yeah. We had a lot of energy.

Speaker 1 We were not done. No, we're not done.
We still have one more. One more show tonight at 8 p.m.

Speaker 1 I was on The Bachelor. Did you know I was doing The Bachelor? I had told told you.
Wait, one more thing about Michael Kors, and then let's get into The Bachelor.

Speaker 1 Everyone was DMing me from the pictures from Michael Kors, being like, Hannah looks so good. Hannah looks so good.
Then I started getting DMs being like, why do you guys look alike?

Speaker 1 Wait, you guys look like the same person in this picture. And then I had a thought.
You know, like when you get an animal and everyone's like, you look like your cat. Like, Daphne and I are twins.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I feel like we've been spending so much time.
No, we're blending.

Speaker 1 We're blending.

Speaker 1 Well, I did this interview recently where they were asking about us and our friendship and i realized like i am a comedian who low-key like loves fashion like i like creative stuff and i'm a fashion person that is low-key

Speaker 1 comedian so we're actually very similar but like different fonts we're right there yeah and we're merging we're at the intersection we are crowning

Speaker 1 We're coming out of the womb.

Speaker 1 We're coming out of the womb.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, so I was on The Bachelor last week. Everyone should watch if they haven't.
It was so good. Oh, I loved your outfit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I support my friends. If there's a view to be had, I'm going to view it.
I was going to say the only time I text you about your outfit is to just be like, do you like your outfit?

Speaker 1 Because I just want to see the mood you're going to be in for the night. You know me so well.
Because I literally, I don't care what you're wearing. I just go, is it good?

Speaker 1 And you'll either be like, it is so good. Like, I'm obsessed.
And I'm like, oh, thank God. That's the only reason I went to the Super Bowl.
Yeah, you were so good.

Speaker 1 I was like, I have an outfit for a Saturday night that needs to be shown. Leather hot pants.
I was like, I'm wearing a leather jacket in 95-degree weather, and I will keep it zipped.

Speaker 1 Do you prefer hot pants or underwear? Hot pants.

Speaker 1 And you heard it here first.

Speaker 1 Because you were wearing underwear

Speaker 1 for a while. Yeah, I was wearing underwear for a while.
Underwear and tights, and now it's

Speaker 1 mini shorts. Yeah.
I like that better. Thank you.
My labia be swinging. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 Yeah, so the Bachelor, I was wearing a vintage mosquino suit.

Speaker 1 Shout out Tabitha. Yeah, you looked really cool.
And then they were like, things changed. We're doing like a finance thing.

Speaker 1 And it was like, possibly going to be Barbara Corcoran. And I was like, Barbara is literally my best friend.
So that's great. Somehow, I end up on a finance date

Speaker 1 with

Speaker 1 Daniel from the batch.

Speaker 1 Sorry. With Daniel from Shark Tank, who's amazing, owns Kind Bar.
So sweet and funny. Shout out to Daniel Lebetsky.

Speaker 1 But I was like, why am I here?

Speaker 1 Why am I here for the finance date? And they were like, we literally don't care, go have fun. And I said, okay, well, I'm wearing a tie.
I'm about to boss bitches around.

Speaker 1 There were all these rules for, because, you know, like they do these games. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did not understand the rules of the game. But I was supposed to explain them.
Well, and we find ourselves in a conundrum. That was the pickle we were in.

Speaker 1 And they kept being like, if they do this, I go, look. My job was when the girls got answers right was like to give them money.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like fake money i'm not not giving a girl money no that's like illegal no they were basically like give the girl certain girls money and not girls money if they're wrong and i go i'm sorry in this town in this economy every girl is right and then the girls were so funny because i know i'm a people pleaser they'd be like hannah give me more and i'd be like yes and i was so i gave everyone they were like the game has gone awry you need to like we need one winner and i said they're all winners they're all winners they're all here fighting for their life Funniest part about filming The Bachelor is: there was a point, and I don't know if I was just giggling too hard, but like some of the girls were gigglers.

Speaker 1 I think they forgot Grant was there. Wow.

Speaker 1 When the gigglers get together and they know there's other gigglers, I don't care if you're on The Bachelor, we'll stone a man. No, we were shooting for hours, and there was a moment where like

Speaker 1 we were all just like kikiing. Yeah.
And I was like, guys, aren't you, shouldn't you be talking to Grant? Yeah. Because like, you have to get Grant's love.

Speaker 1 The name Grant.

Speaker 1 I do have to say beautiful man beautiful man beautiful tall sturdy I don't I don't trust a man named Grant I don't grant what are you gonna grant grant what sir

Speaker 1 these wishes I don't know You know, it's just, it's giving, it's giving, he can do it, but will he?

Speaker 1 You know? Well, he was standing next to me, and you know, I was, I wanted to ask him my Izzy Trash questions, but I was being nice.

Speaker 1 I was being supportive because I you're being professional, professional, which is something I haven't done in a while. I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 But there was a point where I was like, girls, you gotta start talking to Grant. Yeah.
But

Speaker 1 being, I watched The Bachelor like in college. I was so into The Bachelor, I actually had to take a break from it

Speaker 1 two hours a night. It's the only reality show I've never

Speaker 1 been so good. Why? I don't know.
It's so, you should start from the beginning. I think because when it was on, like in its peak,

Speaker 1 you know, like when you're in middle school and like high school and you have things like that, like, okay, I had dance class on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 I guess I'll never watch those four-hour episodes to the point that it started like hurting my mental health because I was like, I'm addicted to this shit. Yeah.
It's four hours a week.

Speaker 1 It's the only reality show. So like I never know people from The Bachelor or The Bachelorette.
And I feel like I'm like out. left out of the joke.
It's really everyone knows them.

Speaker 1 And then they started Bachelor in Paradise, which means like all these people that had lost, in quotations, on The Bachelor

Speaker 1 in this place. And like to stay, you have to be coupled up.
Like

Speaker 1 it was really

Speaker 1 a psychology girl. Yeah, yeah, because you like when they say Villa.
Yeah, I love it. But The Bachelor was interesting because I don't know what happened the previous night, but the girls were tired.

Speaker 1 They were like, we had like an intense date, or like the row ceremony lasted. Like they keep them up like crazy.
You know what I'd be scared of?

Speaker 1 A tired giggler. Because

Speaker 1 a sleepy giggler?

Speaker 1 no she's not to be trusted the girls walked in and I was like okay we're gonna keep it light and fun yeah no one's fighting today yeah you're gonna keep it in and then I you know at the end they were like how do you want to do a confessional I started feeling PTSD yeah it started to rise and I said you know what bring it back like roll back the tape yeah I've actually got some shit to say I go what are you all here talking about so they so I like I made some confessionals in it, which was really funny.

Speaker 1 No, you did really good. It was funny.
And I I think I had like one good quote about giving girls money. So I'm happy about it.
I love that, yeah. So anyway, I'm back on reality TV.

Speaker 1 You heard it here first.

Speaker 1 I recently felt, speaking of age, I felt really old because

Speaker 1 I was talking to this girl and I mentioned something about high school and like your lockers.

Speaker 1 And she was like, ooh, we didn't have lockers. And I was like, oh, like what kind of school did you go to? And she goes, we had iPads.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what?

Speaker 1 You just walk around with an iPad? You don't have lower back pain? You're not, like, you're not getting pushed into a locker.

Speaker 1 You're not forgetting your combination and embarrassingly being late to class. That's what made me a woman.
So all their textbooks are on the iPad? I think so.

Speaker 1 But then it's like, you don't have an excuse. Like, you know, you're like, oh, I forgot my textbook.

Speaker 1 Also, by the way, we were lugging like eight textbooks around. Wait, do you remember you'd have to go pick up your textbooks before school started?

Speaker 1 But some girls, like, you could get your textbooks at school. Like it was all like based on like your district.
It is very hunger games if you really

Speaker 1 hunger games. And then the one kid who was smart and put it in a roly bag was brutally bullied.
Brutally.

Speaker 1 Because that was socially unacceptable when they were actually just looking out for their L4, L5.

Speaker 1 Do you remember there would be like every year it was a, there was a different cool way to wear your backpack.

Speaker 1 Well, oh my god, do you remember when like bags got popular? I had a bag. Yeah, that is like

Speaker 1 your shoulder even. I couldn't do it.
I would go to Victoria's Secret and whatever new tote they had, that was my backpack. Yes.

Speaker 1 Then there was also like a phase where like if boy like boys, I obviously didn't have go to school with boys, but like when we saw them, like if they wore their backpack like really high up, like there was something hot about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I remember that. And then there was like the one strap guys.
Yes. Also, there are the guys where I'm like, he doesn't have any books in his bag and he's not going to class today.

Speaker 1 Going to an all-girls school, we did a lot of reverse backpacks where we would wear our backpack on the front like we were pregnant women

Speaker 1 because you could get into it easier.

Speaker 1 Wait, we had such different school lives. Like, I can't imagine going to an all-girl girl school.
There was mayhem.

Speaker 1 Mayhem, in like a good way, like you just have like best girlfriends, but then also like insanity.

Speaker 1 Well, I think it's, I think, being surrounded just by girls in high school, it lets your psychoticness fly freely.

Speaker 1 You know, because it's like, no one here is going to judge me because we're all the same.

Speaker 1 And so it lets you, it kind of, it just relaxes you. You're like, I don't give a fuck.
There was so many hormones going on.

Speaker 1 Like, I remember there's this one girl who, I don't know about you, but like, I never noticed girls' boobs. Like, that's my friend.
Like, I'm looking her in the eye. That's my friend.

Speaker 1 And every, like, I was with some guys and they were talking about like how hot my friend was.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, you don't sexualize my friend and they were like, have you ever seen her yawn in class? And I was like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 Like whenever she yawns, she like stretches her arms and she has like and her boobs like she stretches her. The men should be locked away till they're 32.
I literally was like, how fucking dare you?

Speaker 1 She's tired. And then like I see her yawn in class and I'm like her boobs are a huge shit.

Speaker 1 But I remember thinking during class, like, oh no, Camilla's going to yawn again. No, she didn't get a full eight hours.
The men are hard.

Speaker 1 See, this is why no i can i will never send my daughter to high school with boys there's a lot of times that girls would get embarrassed to maybe like raise their hand and say something yeah but then i would argue that like you still didn't raise your hand absolutely not so imagine if there were boys in the class no i wouldn't have been able to do it i also think it's based on i think you know your child i think my mom knew

Speaker 1 and she's not going i think i've said it before how literally crazy i am but i was at a tennis academy we don't talk about that i was homeschooled for two and a half years It was crazy.

Speaker 1 We don't talk about that. We don't.
It's a dark time. We don't talk about it.
But

Speaker 1 it was a Florida online class, and I was like at a tennis academy living in a house. And we would at 7 a.m.
have to go do school. And I put that in quotations.
For how many hours? For like two hours.

Speaker 1 And then we'd go play tennis for three hours, lunch break, another three hours of tennis, and then gym. Like it was insane.
Was gym necessary? Jim was so unnecessary.

Speaker 1 You just played tennis for six hours. Once my mom visited and she was like hanging out with us, and at the gym, I I had a full body cramp.
Like, I was lying down, like, I looked like I had a seizure.

Speaker 1 My mom was like, Okay, maybe

Speaker 1 we pushed her too

Speaker 1 hard.

Speaker 1 So, long story short, I definitely was burnt out. And it was the middle of the school year when I got back to New York.

Speaker 1 And I started working as a hostess at a Korean restaurant in Parksville, Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 And I had to go into a school, and that's how I started going to Beacon. But I showed up middle of junior year.

Speaker 1 The lore. The lore.

Speaker 1 Period. But this is how crazy I am.
I showed up to a history class, sat down, middle of the year, guy asked a question, raised my hand. No!

Speaker 1 That's so you.

Speaker 1 No, the homeschool actually was not good for my math. Like, I definitely fell behind in math.
I mean, I went to regular school and kind of robbed. No, because there was a lot of cheating.

Speaker 1 Like, like, we do online quizzes, like, and we just be like, what's the answer? And you just Google it. Don't put me next to the bilingual kid for the Spanish final.
Like, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 I'm Paige DeSorbo. You think I'm not cheating off this guy? Get the fuck out of here.
Street Smarts. I just always was very, like, into school.
I come from a family of teachers.

Speaker 1 Like, school was very priority. And I expressed myself through the art of raising my hand.
Yeah. And then I remember Beth.
Shout out Beth. It was that period ended.
And she came up to me.

Speaker 1 And she's like, gorgeous, this girl. Gorgeous.
But like, this is. Does Beth with the big boobs? Actually, Beth does have big boobs too, but that's beside the point.
Okay, not the yawn girl.

Speaker 1 Not the yawn girl. Okay.
The young girl was honestly too cool for me. But so Beth comes up to me so beautiful, but like goofy, silly, down to earth.

Speaker 1 And she was just like, Do you have anyone to go to lunch with today?

Speaker 1 And I was like,

Speaker 1 Actually, I don't because I literally just walked in three minutes ago and she was like, come to lunch with me. And like, that's the kind of thing, like, Beth.
You never forget. Never forget.

Speaker 1 Shout out, Beth. Like, to this day, I fuck with Beth.
But my crazy lore was that

Speaker 1 they took me because I

Speaker 1 was playing for the boys' tennis team. So the tennis coach was like, this girl, she has good grades.
We got to get her in. We want to win a championship.
And tennis is a small world.

Speaker 1 So I knew the guys on the tennis team. So when I came into the school, I was already friends with all these like senior tennis boys.
Then I went to prom. with one of the senior tennis boys.

Speaker 1 We didn't touch.

Speaker 1 We didn't touch because it was friends. But like, that was the lore.
In a world full of bitches, be a Beth. Be a Beth.
Be a Beth. No, shout out to Beth, who I still keep in touch with.

Speaker 1 You want to know? It is crazy that you can have these moments in your life where you truly remember how someone else made you feel.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I do have a couple of those too, where I'm like, I will always stick up for that girl because she was nice to me in this random situation that means nothing now.

Speaker 1 I'm also like, even recently, like, if I see any, or in the last couple of years, when I've been getting like hate or negativity, if I see someone stand up for me when it wasn't cool to, yes, I will never fucking forget that.

Speaker 1 And I will ride.

Speaker 1 Like, I think that's why I feel the way I do when I meet younger influencer girls.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I have to be overly nice to you because I know there's going to be a lot of people that are mean to you. I think.

Speaker 1 Also, people are meaner to you than me initially because you look bitchier than me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's just facts.

Speaker 1 You know, people have been pretty mean to me my whole life. But I can never say, I've can never say that.
I just had a Beth memory. I'm literally the same person as I was in high school.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're sitting at lunch and she's like going through a breakup and Beth and I are besties, obsessed with each other. And she pulls out a cigarette.
I said, Beth, what is that? I'm obsessed with Beth.

Speaker 1 I said, Beth, what is that? And in her head, she's just like... She's like, lights up in the cafeteria? No, no, we're like, because we went out to eat in Manhattan.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 We were just hanging out in Columbus Circle, smoking sick.

Speaker 1 Not me, you know me. I said, Beth, I thought this was life for Beth.
I said, Beth, you're going to die if you take that cigarette. She goes, Hannah? I'm obsessed with Bethany.

Speaker 1 You're having a fucking day. I said, Beth, if you...
If you put that cigarette to your mouth right now, I'm not going to be happy. And she was like, Hannah, I need this right now.

Speaker 1 And I grabbed her cigarettes and I threw it in the trash. And she was like, Hannah, that was $15.

Speaker 1 Hannah, oh my God. I thought I was saving her life.
Meanwhile, next day she had cigarettes. I don't know where she got them from.

Speaker 1 I don't know who kept giving Beth cigarettes. Wait, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 But I was Mrs.

Speaker 1 You were allowed to just leave school. I feel like.
I've been going out to eat since fourth grade. I feel like in the suburbs, they lock you in there.

Speaker 1 No, in fourth grade, public school, PS321, we all could go out to eat. We'd go to Pinot's across the street and we'd get our pizza for $1.50 or less.

Speaker 1 The only time they'd let you leave is if you literally begged the nurse, which I was always in there. I was like, I have to go home.
They're like, you don't. I'm like, I do.
I have to go.

Speaker 1 And then I'd text my mom and be like, can you call the school and say that I can come home? No, you text her be like, can we have a Plant Parmesan waiting for me when I get home?

Speaker 1 One time I just, this is the best thing about going to an all-girls school. One time I just had my period so bad.

Speaker 1 It was just so bad. And you know, like when you have your period so bad and you're like, you have to take that first poop of your period, that was coming on.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I can't be in a school environment right now and my mom was like at work they were like we literally can't like release you your mom has a job and I remember calling my grandma being like it's life or death can I please come

Speaker 1 she was like yeah I don't care see not to like brag about how cool I was in high school because honestly I always had swag but I did wear pads I was wearing a full diaper.

Speaker 1 Like when it would get full, like I weighed 10 more pounds because I was wearing a pad. What year did you start wearing tampons?

Speaker 1 In my freshman year of college, when I was going out, and my friend was like, We only have tampons. And I was like, I can't lose my virginity right now.

Speaker 1 And she was like, Do you want me to do it for you? And I was like, No, I'll figure it out. And then I rammed it in, like, to the side wall of my vagina and then cried and then walked to a party.

Speaker 1 I've been a tampon girl since the beginning. Because you're a slut.

Speaker 1 Freshman year, I was going to prom,

Speaker 1 had my period. And my mom mom was like, Okay, well, you have to put a tampon in.
I was like, Fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 You're sick. I cried when I was like, I was like, I'm an adult.

Speaker 1 Do you think tampons should have lube?

Speaker 1 I guess you're lubed up with the blood. Okay.

Speaker 1 And that's it for us.

Speaker 1 And that's our time.

Speaker 1 That's all we've got for today.

Speaker 1 And we've been cut off today. That's all we can leave you with.

Speaker 1 Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much.
And we have shows in two weeks. Our last leg of the tour in Salt Lake City.
Tacoma. Tacoma.

Speaker 1 Vegas. Vegas.

Speaker 1 And someplace else. I don't know.
You guys have to check the website for the surprise state that we're going to.

Speaker 1 Talk to you later. Bye.

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