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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 2 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 3 What's up, my game day, gigglers?

Speaker 1 Okay? Yes, honey.

Speaker 3 We had a correspondent on the ground floor.

Speaker 3 This is a sports podcast. We used our own business credit card.
We put it on the business. We sent Paige to the Super Bowl.
Paige, what did you see on the game day?

Speaker 3 This is my sportscaster voice. What did you say?

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for putting me on the ground, in the field, working.

Speaker 3 Gigglers need to know what was the vibes. What was your opinion?

Speaker 1 You know what? It's so funny because the whole game, people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff. And like, I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my TikTok.

Speaker 1 You know what? And I was like, and once I got my TikTok, I was like, okay, and what's going on again?

Speaker 3 What are we doing here? It was perfect.

Speaker 1 it was perfectly executed i thought it was like equal parts funny equal parts like she's here here we go i do think you're you're kind of um

Speaker 3 like look i'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor um i don't want to say that you're

Speaker 1 coming for your brand but also

Speaker 3 she literally goes clap if you a fat ass and i'm gonna start clapping and i was like that would be hilarious if if i did it

Speaker 3 no I'm like she has been doing Pilates maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen

Speaker 3 no I'm just kidding you have you have the perfect little booty the perfect little booty wait it's so funny because I actually like met a real sports reporter this woman um Diana Rossini I think she's on a lot of Italians are are good at like Tina Servasio it's because we can talk honey we can talk they can swag put me on the field.

Speaker 3 I'll swaught to some motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 And I literally was chatting with her and I was like, quick question.

Speaker 1 When did you like learn about sports?

Speaker 3 What did she say?

Speaker 1 She was just like, oh, like, well, I went to college for broadcast journalism. And then, like, I just went into sports.
And she was like, you don't really have to know like every single thing.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3 As someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before all my dreams died,

Speaker 3 I know that there's like different types of commentators. Like there's like the one who's just vibes.
Like it's like, welcome back. And you're supposed to like look happy, excited.

Speaker 3 And then there's the color commentator who tends to be like a former athlete or someone who's like knows a lot. So your job is to like ask them what

Speaker 3 people might be wondering. Like, so why do you think the quarterback made that decision? I'm obsessed with it.
Also, Aaron Andrews. I just have to shout out Aaron Rod.
Do you know Erin Andrews?

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know her personally, but like, yes.

Speaker 3 She's like iconic and has been like that girl. Yeah, for for years she's 46

Speaker 3 wait i'm upset she's gorgeous she's just running shit she's the one middle of the field at the end of the game that was like what she's the one that like asks them what they're gonna do and then they say they're going to disney world

Speaker 1 maybe like she does that every year yeah disney world with the marketing like what a smart

Speaker 3 Walt Disney actually froze that in his contract early on it's been a long time

Speaker 3 that let's talk about what you want to talk about which is

Speaker 1 okay I'm just going to put it out there. I do think for the Super Bowl specifically,

Speaker 1 and also actually, maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the boys, what the men are, boys, I was correct the first time, what the boys are wearing because what's going on?

Speaker 3 No, wait, some of them, some of them, though, ate it up. Ate it up.

Speaker 1 Ate it up with a spoon.

Speaker 1 I don't want to shock anyone, but DeAndre on the Chiefs walked in with a full full mink coat in 80-degree weather, and I was like,

Speaker 3 DeAndre Watkins. I follow that man.
Yes. No, some of them were wearing like Louis Vuitton.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They come in with their bags. I'm like,

Speaker 1 what'd you put in your merch?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 3 it's funny because I saw there's all the correspondence. They put the men, like the big men in their suits, all.
I mean, it's the gayest shit I've ever seen. But anyway,

Speaker 3 it was a drag show. It was a drag show.

Speaker 3 Like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the, it was just, okay, let's just call it what it is. And then Tom Brady had like full contour and everyone was like, this is drag.

Speaker 1 He was also wearing like a million dollar watch or some bullshit.

Speaker 3 Tom Brady's face card never declines, has never declined in the history. He was stunning.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 But I do have to say, it needed a girl somewhere in there.

Speaker 3 to talk about the outfits because also like when girls show up in outfits at these award shows we get questions asked: how long did it take you? What did you eat today?

Speaker 3 How'd you match that? What style is? These guys walk in, no accountability for their outfits.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what it is. It's zero accountability, and that's why they think they can get away with it.
And then

Speaker 1 we have the trickle-down effect. So, soon we're going to be seeing Chad in a full 70s outfit out in the bar, and we don't need it.

Speaker 3 I don't know. One thing I do hope trickles down,

Speaker 3 the bell-bottom jeans, the boot cut, bell-bottom Kendrick Lamar jeans. I want to see men in Middle America wearing that with a straight face.

Speaker 1 There's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain.

Speaker 1 You know, it's just like.

Speaker 3 Well, when it comes to men, they usually are. Yeah, that's true.
No, that's true. No, but he's adorable.

Speaker 1 He's adorable.

Speaker 3 We'll put him in our pocket.

Speaker 1 So well executed. I thought it was a great halftime show.
Sizza is just like

Speaker 3 angelic. Wait, can we discuss Travis Kelsey's outfit?

Speaker 1 I just, I just.

Speaker 3 People were doing before and afters before he met Taylor and after.

Speaker 3 I personally,

Speaker 3 I think it's red flaggy.

Speaker 3 Like, whenever, we all know from our end, whenever you look at a phase where you completely changed yourself for a man, you were like, oh, I was going through something. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Granted, maybe this is who he's always been, but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper. Right.

Speaker 1 Right. He had a very different swag.

Speaker 3 There was actually a funny video saying how, like, every now and then he tries to dress kind of like

Speaker 3 swaggy. It's like him revolting against Taylor.
But I do have to say, the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the Super Bowl, leaving.

Speaker 3 And people were like, that was a Super Bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt. And it was giving

Speaker 3 Walk of Shame after a bad hookup.

Speaker 1 I would say after Halloween specifically.

Speaker 1 Like, there's nothing worse than the Walk of Shame after Halloween because you're like, okay, well, I'm not a fucking nurse anymore.

Speaker 3 Like,

Speaker 3 this outfit could fit.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 And his was like 70s disco.

Speaker 1 Also, I don't love a burnt orange.

Speaker 3 You know,

Speaker 3 like porn. I do have to say that.

Speaker 3 It was giving me a break. People didn't want to say.
They didn't want to say the P-word.

Speaker 1 They didn't want to say it because it was a family show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And there was a mustache involved. But I do like that he look I like Travis.
I don't want to like Travis, but I do.

Speaker 1 No, I like Travis.

Speaker 3 I like him. I like that he commits to the bit.
I liked how sad he looked on the field. That kind of turned me on in a weird way.
Just like him being defeated and empty and sad. I was like.

Speaker 1 I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game and it being like the Barbie song. Like,

Speaker 1 what was I made for? Because like this is, this is their girlhood. You know, this is their day.
And I love to see it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I saw a lot of the like guys being emotional where it showed them like freaking out. But it's like, look, they're just passionate.
They're being passionate just like we are.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, there's something about the Super Bowl that like it's so cute.
I'm like, you guys, you worked so hard and like now is your moment.

Speaker 1 I loved when the Eagles were winning so so badly that they put in their second string and it's like yes now they all got to play like

Speaker 3 you know I i love that no i everyone's like dreams are coming true like it's very very cute um i will say this um mad's mitch on who we love on tick tock hysterical hysterical she's like a little genius like she speaks so fast and so funny i have to like slow it down to keep up with her no i must have she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network she would be my first hire for sure okay you're hired hired Hired.

Speaker 3 Hired. She's not interviewing.

Speaker 3 She's like, I don't want to be associated with you guys.

Speaker 1 Like, I literally would never work for you guys. That's an HR violation.
And we get it. No, we do.

Speaker 1 But she did a whole video where she was just like, there's something about,

Speaker 1 I love that the team that, where the kicker was like, hey, your wife should be in the house, like lost. And the quarterback for the Eagles has an all-female team.

Speaker 1 Like, his agent is like a 35-year-old woman who just like fucking crushes. And

Speaker 1 there was something just about it that I just love it. And there was like an interview with Jalen, and he said, they were like, oh, you have like an all-female team or something.

Speaker 1 And he, he kind of was like confused by the question. He was like, well, I just like, I looked for like who could get the job done.
And then like, it was them. And he was just like, yeah.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, oh, I love that.

Speaker 3 He's just, he's been nailing it. And he's also like, because every now and then when I start liking a guy, like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? Yeah.

Speaker 3 so I stopped, I stepped back, and I said,

Speaker 3 No, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself.

Speaker 1 You did the inner work, and you thought, No, I will support a man in this situation.

Speaker 3 Someone did say, Because the kicker, Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fancy football team because it was automatic, and I didn't know. And I hope I don't get canceled because of that.

Speaker 3 And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did. Yeah, um, he, because I want to be transparent, he

Speaker 3 said, like, women shouldn't work and they should have babies, and then his team,

Speaker 3 I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals because his team barely scored touchdowns. They were like, oh, maybe you shouldn't work.
Yeah, maybe,

Speaker 1 maybe you should have stayed home and let her go back to her job.

Speaker 3 No, you guys, this wasn't even the beginning of the pod. Okay, this was the beginning of the pod, but like, when I tell you, our notes are out of fucking control.

Speaker 3 We had too much stuff going on this week.

Speaker 3 Where do you even want to begin?

Speaker 1 Wait, I want to begin at, I went to the Christian Siriano show.

Speaker 1 I sat sat next to Julianne Huff, which I just like, I never know what to say to like a really famous people.

Speaker 3 Because they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are.

Speaker 1 No, she was, she was so cool, but I like, I was like, I'm not going to sit next to her and not say anything. I just like awkwardly touched her arm

Speaker 1 and she turned to me and I was like, sorry, that might have been invasive. I just wanted to say like, I'm a huge fan and like, whatever.
And she was like, oh my God, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 And then like three seconds later, she looked at me and she said, your hair is perfect. And I was like,

Speaker 1 Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 Wait, I love that interaction because

Speaker 3 you can do that to someone. Like, you can take your little dainty long

Speaker 3 finger. I literally daintily put, see, if I touched someone, they'd be like, Get your hoof off of me.
Get your dirty hoof off.

Speaker 1 The lightest touch ever.

Speaker 3 I was just like, No, I know you can do it. I could never.
I could never. They'd be like, You just punched me in the arm.

Speaker 3 Ow.

Speaker 3 Also, no one's ever turned to me and been like, Your hair is perfect.

Speaker 3 Wait, so we're going to the Michael Kors show tomorrow

Speaker 3 and everyone's nervous. But everyone and me, me, we have to see if Michael notices

Speaker 3 this time around.

Speaker 3 He remembers you.

Speaker 1 Wait, I have another funny story from Christian Siriano. Yeah.

Speaker 1 First of all, I met him for the first time the day before the show because he let me,

Speaker 1 he like said that he would dress me for the show. So I like went to the showroom, picked something out.

Speaker 1 And here's the thing about me: if you're working with me, or I like am working with you for something, I'm decisive. Like, you're not going to spend a lot of time with me.

Speaker 1 You have shit to do, I have shit to do. I walked into the showroom.
He showed me one dress. I said, I really don't even need to try it on.
I know that's the dress. You have things to do.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get out of your hair. He was amazing.

Speaker 1 But I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real House Wives of Salt Lake City, which I haven't watched this season, but I know that people keep tagging us and things together because we like, she has a bob.

Speaker 1 And like, if you have a bob, you're, it's just like, you're that girl.

Speaker 1 So, whatever. So, we like start chatting.
And so, we go, and she's lovely. And we go backstage after the show, and she's standing next to me.
And I see this woman standing in front of us.

Speaker 1 And I go, oh my God, that's Natasha Bunningfield. And like, everything in my millennial body was just like, oh, my God, that's crazy.
And Natasha like turns.

Speaker 1 And then, of course, I'm like, Natasha, I like, you're the best. Like,

Speaker 3 please get away from me.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm such a fan.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, my God, thank you. And then all of a sudden, Bronwyn turns to her and goes, hi, I don't know if you remember me, but you performed at my wedding.

Speaker 3 And I was just like, wait, what the fuck? Like, that's some rich people shit. Yeah, that's some rich people's shit.
I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now?

Speaker 3 Also, I I love that she assumed she forgot her. She's like, I know you do a lot of weddings.
You're on the wedding

Speaker 3 circuit.

Speaker 1 I'm like, she's not out here doing bot miss fuzz breaks.

Speaker 3 Natasha is out here right now because when I went to the Amy Schumer kind of pregnant premiere, Natasha just walked in.

Speaker 1 Which we need to talk about.

Speaker 3 Which we need to talk about.

Speaker 3 Side note, the name Bronwyn. Yeah.
I've never heard this, as a dumb New Yorker, I've never heard of such a name until it was

Speaker 3 Real Housewives of OC.

Speaker 3 Wasn't there Bronwyn Burke?

Speaker 1 Yeah, there was a Bronwyn.

Speaker 3 Bronwyn.

Speaker 3 I thought,

Speaker 3 is this a common name

Speaker 3 on the West Coast?

Speaker 3 I don't, I don't know. I've never heard.

Speaker 3 I've never heard of.

Speaker 1 Why are we European when it comes to anywhere other than the state of New York?

Speaker 3 Did you say Bronween? Wait, I was with a bunch

Speaker 1 of New Yorkers in New Orleans, and no one could say Bignet. I was like, guys, we got to get it together.

Speaker 3 Okay,

Speaker 3 they already know we're towards the end of the day. Where's the big net? Give me the big nets.
The big nets. No, I can't pronounce anything.
They can't even pronounce it. It's supposed to be like

Speaker 3 New Orleans.

Speaker 3 It's not New Orleans.

Speaker 1 It's not

Speaker 3 New Orleans.

Speaker 1 But New York is still so fucking hot there.

Speaker 3 I bet. Well,

Speaker 3 also, that's nice. Like, imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players, their little fingers would be cold.

Speaker 1 But the game was in a dome.

Speaker 1 I don't. Why is the word dome sexual?

Speaker 3 Very sexual.

Speaker 1 Very sexual. I know.

Speaker 3 It was basically the sphere in Las Vegas, which we're going to perform soon. No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 That seems like you have to highlight. You'd literally get nauseous, I think.
You'd have to be high. Yeah.
Talk about the beta blocker. They would have to put beta blockers up your asshole.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I'd need it in an IV.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 I get a message

Speaker 3 of an invite to The Kind of Pregnant premiere, which I was very excited about because Des goes way back with Urzla Carlson, who's hysterical in it.

Speaker 3 She's a South African comedian who's like huge.

Speaker 3 Wait, who does she play? She plays the

Speaker 3 dean, not the dean, the

Speaker 3 one who's vaping the whole time. Yes, yes.
I mean, she's seen Steeler. Incredible.

Speaker 1 She's She's so funny.

Speaker 3 So, I ask Haley, not Haley Bieber, my other best friend, Haley, to come to the premiere. And

Speaker 3 we sit down.

Speaker 3 Jerry Seinfeld is behind us. Stop.

Speaker 3 And of course, I'm in the corner and Haley's like closest. So I'm like, Haley, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up right now.
And I need you to listen to everything that this man says.

Speaker 3 Haley loves to chat. Haley loves to talk.
She quickly forgot I told her that she was on observing duty. And then she's like, Do you just want to switch seats with me?

Speaker 3 And I'm like, no, that's way too obvious. So as we're having this discussion, Chris Rock sits.
Well, first of all, okay, a woman sits down next to Haley and she's talking.

Speaker 3 And she keeps talking about her husband, Paul. And she's talking to Jerry Seinfeld.
So we're like, okay, who's Paul? So we're, you know, we're doing our girl.

Speaker 3 We're researching.

Speaker 3 Paul McCartney. Okay.

Speaker 3 Oh, Paul McCartney. So then we're just, we don't know what to do.
And I'm like, Haley, don't, whatever you think you're going to do, don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 Haley just immediately starts starts singing.

Speaker 3 No, like she's, she's also like, either, I feel like people, she either says something and people are like, she's the cutest ever, or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like, is she okay?

Speaker 3 Like, she's just always going to have something. It's never boring with Haley.
So I'm immediately like, okay, brace yourself. Then Damon Waynes Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us.

Speaker 3 Then she starts freaking out because apparently she's like the biggest new girl fan ever. So I'm like, okay, you didn't.

Speaker 1 New Girl is the best show ever.

Speaker 3 It's the best show ever. But like, she she's not reacting to I tell you Chris Rock sits next to us, too.
Yeah, so we're we're in a hot zone, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, and I'm just like Haley, just listen to what they say. I want to hear everything.
And she's yapping about, who knows what she was yapping about. Then Adam Sandler walks in.

Speaker 3 It was a crazy energy. And I never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired.

Speaker 3 After a whole movie, like, you're ready to go to bed. I go, we have to go to this after-party.
I have to support Urzula.

Speaker 3 So we walk in.

Speaker 3 also i've never met amy before

Speaker 3 and like as a comedian

Speaker 3 you know she is one of the one of the she's one of the girls that you put on

Speaker 3 us she sets the scene and train wreck probably made me want to be a comedian in like the most not to be corny but i think it did no that's girlhood that's girlhood so I'm avoiding her, right?

Speaker 3 As you should. Like, literally going out of my way to avoid her.

Speaker 1 It's out of respect.

Speaker 3 Out of respect. I'm like, I don't want to ruin Amy Shooter's night.
So this this is her night that I don't want to be a ruiner. So we strike up a couple.

Speaker 3 Haley strikes up a conversation with Damon Waynes, obviously.

Speaker 3 Classic. So we're talking to him.
He's giving me some advice. I make eye contact with Amy across the room.
She points at me. And I'm like, what's happening? What's happening? We're doing cards.

Speaker 3 I'm like, I'm not turning around.

Speaker 3 No, I did like a joke like me. I'm like, doing things I've never done, you know?

Speaker 1 You're like, I'm a physical comedian now. I'm just like doing bits.
yep.

Speaker 3 Literally. So then she starts coming towards me, and I'm like, oh my God, she's coming to say hi to me.
She's coming to say hi to me. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 And then as she's about to say hi to me, this little girl, this little bitchy girl who she must have been eight or nine, I think she was in the movie, goes, Amy!

Speaker 3 And Amy turns and starts talking to this girl.

Speaker 1 And this is why we haven't had kids.

Speaker 3 This girl, I realized, she never, this girl never even saw a train wreck. Like that, my dreams came true because of train wreck.

Speaker 3 I literally manifested to try to be a comedian and this little girl who doesn't even pay taxes jumps in front of me and I'm standing there just like, okay. And I'm looking at the girl like,

Speaker 3 are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 3 She didn't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal. No, she thinks her mom's name is mom.

Speaker 3 So I wait, I awkwardly wait for that because obviously I'm not going to like shove a little girl, but I was thinking about it. I thought about it then I was like don't ruin Amy's big day

Speaker 3 so then Amy turns to me and she says something I don't know and then I was like

Speaker 3 you're the goat like that was incredible and then I get interrupted again by Adam Sandler I thought you're gonna say Haley

Speaker 3 Haley surprisingly was like actually so good

Speaker 3 but um no Adam Sandler comes up but you know when you're you shouldn't be in a conversation, but you can't get out like because of where we were standing, I was way too in where like if I tried to leave it, it would have been awkward, but I'm holding and I don't, I've said three words to Amy and I'm in the middle.

Speaker 1 You have to like awkwardly smile like and laugh, but you're like, I can't, I'm not adding to this conversation, but I don't want to take away.

Speaker 3 You cannot add, but you, yeah, you don't want to make it awkward. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So I'm standing there in between the two, and he's just like, I think he must have assumed I've like known Amy for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat.

Speaker 3 And I was uncomfortable. I didn't consent to that.
And he's looking at her and he's, he produced the movie.

Speaker 3 So he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd.

Speaker 3 And I'm kind of smiling. And then he looks over at me and he goes, yeah, I heard you laughing.
And I was like, okay.

Speaker 3 Okay, let women take up space.

Speaker 1 You know my brand of laughter?

Speaker 3 It's called giggling. It's called giggling.

Speaker 3 If you're a giggler, just say it. So then somehow I get out of it.
But I'm, then you know, when your heart rate's so high, you're like,

Speaker 3 then I run into some gigglers, obviously, like, whoever the prettiest girls are in the room.

Speaker 1 They're like, don't they come? Doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like, oh, there's gigglers here? Like, I'm safe with them.

Speaker 3 No, they went up to me. They're like, Hannah, we're so excited to meet you.
And I go, guys,

Speaker 3 hold my hand. I'm not okay.
And they were like, what happened? I'm like, Amy Schumer, just talk to me. And then we're like crying.
We're holding each other. And then,

Speaker 3 like, these teachers, one woman was a teacher. Someone else, she played tennis.
They started talking to me. And she's like, by the way, we're Amy Schumer's like childhood friends.
So I'm freaking out.

Speaker 3 But again,

Speaker 3 I feel like avoiding Amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations. Like she already said hi to me.
Like we did great. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I've never been to one of these parties, but a circle starts to form. Okay.
Like a dance circle. Yeah.
And that's when I started looking at Haley. I said, don't you dare.
No, Haley's a dancer.

Speaker 3 Haley's a dancer. Yeah, she's a triple threat.

Speaker 1 She'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance and she does the thing. She's, she's open to going to your bachelorette party.
You guys can hire Haley.

Speaker 3 She should be hired.

Speaker 1 She's a value add,

Speaker 1 okay?

Speaker 3 Honestly, always gets five stars. Wherever she goes, five stars.
But also, like, I've never seen a circle form and felt calmness. Like, it's like a laxative.
Like, I'm like, I'm freaking out.

Speaker 1 I actively back away. I'm like, I can't add anything to this.

Speaker 3 No, Haley and I fully back away and I get my camera to show like I'm not in this. I'm filming it.
Like, let me be the filmer.

Speaker 1 My background.

Speaker 3 I'm a journalist.

Speaker 3 At this point, I'm a higher journalist.

Speaker 1 I'm stage crew.

Speaker 3 Okay. I'm not, I'm not talent right now.
I'm the PA.

Speaker 3 I'll bring it.

Speaker 3 So Amy like jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance. Then like some SNL guy, Alex Moffitt, does a whole dance.
And it's like starting to slow down. And Urzul is looking at me.

Speaker 3 and Haley starts whispering, and she's like, Do the worm. And I was like, Are you trying to get me canceled in this town? I'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy.
I'm barely getting by.

Speaker 3 I'm barely getting by. Adam Sandler just made fun of my laugh.
Like, I am teetering here. Yeah.
I just want to get out of here with no one going home being like, Did you see what Hannah did?

Speaker 3 Like, that's all I want.

Speaker 3 Can we talk about that? I'm just trying to get all.

Speaker 3 I'm just trying to get out of here. I'm trying to be a conversation in the Uber going home.

Speaker 3 Wait, no, that's literally my whole life right now.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, as long as I can escape and not be a conversation after the fact, I'm good.

Speaker 3 But I do have to say, the reason we both did reality TV is because for some reason, we can't not.

Speaker 3 We can't not be the conversation. I'm like, actually, I have another thing to say.
Hold my beer.

Speaker 3 So then Ursula's looking at me. And also, Ursula easily could have just been looking at me, but in my head, I was like, she wants me to do the worst.

Speaker 1 Because as I'm telling this story, I'm like, she never actually said do the worm that is so fucking you it's oh my god i was about to throw ursula under the bus and be like well ursula forced me and i'm like ursla i don't think she even knows i do the worm that is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him i'll be like he's trying to fuck like it literally works here

Speaker 3 No, I have a whole thing made up in my head. And then, um, but this is the thing.
Amy looks at me and she does a point. Again, looking back now, I don't think she meant do the word.

Speaker 3 Maybe she meant, like, do you want to do something silly in the circle?

Speaker 3 Yeah. And as you know, like, I'm 000, babe.
Yeah. But, like, it's all enough in with me.

Speaker 3 Like, yes or no.

Speaker 3 Yes or no.

Speaker 3 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 This is why, again, you can't do drugs.

Speaker 3 Peer pressure, it gets to you.

Speaker 1 You are the easiest person to peer pressure. It's so crazy.

Speaker 3 Like, you could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like just try it and you're like okay but you know what's so cute about my friends and when i say friends i speak this very generically like literally every friend i've known since college has never forced me to do cocaine no because i also think they're scared they go we don't want that kind of not

Speaker 3 it's not do you realize no one's ever like No one's ever asked me. No one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye and been like, you should do cocaine to me.

Speaker 1 Meet me in the bathroom? No fucking way.

Speaker 3 It's the point that I didn't even know people were doing cocaine.

Speaker 3 Years later, I'm like, people took cocaine.

Speaker 1 I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's 3 a.m. in New York City.
Like, look alive.

Speaker 3 I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. I don't want to ruin anyone's reputation.
They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long.

Speaker 3 And I don't think it was a tummy ache.

Speaker 1 And they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy.

Speaker 3 So long story short, Amy looks at me, does a point.

Speaker 3 When I tell you this circle was like Ted Sarandos was there. If you don't know who Ted Sarandos is, he like runs Netflix.

Speaker 3 Like he's the guy that like, if he doesn't like you, like you'll never work in this town again. So I go in.

Speaker 3 Do the worm and everyone's like you did it in your dress. And I'm like, have you seen the giggle squad tour?

Speaker 3 I've done it in the most insane outfits. So I do two because I I feel like three, you're like, you're getting greedy.
Yeah. Like three, it's like, we get it.
You can do the worm.

Speaker 3 So I did two, like as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm.

Speaker 3 Run off. People have footage, which I think I'm going to put in the newsletter because I don't want it to make.

Speaker 3 Like I very, you know, when you watch, you watch yourself and you're like, oh my god, I'm annoying. Like I was all the time.

Speaker 3 So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there.

Speaker 1 Like it was your mom and you're like.

Speaker 3 Literally, I was like, are we good? Is everyone,

Speaker 3 are we still okay? Is everyone mad at me? Um, and then I told Haley, I was like, We have to leave.

Speaker 3 I literally did the worm.

Speaker 1 Anxiety, like, immediately hit, and you're like, I gotta get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 I'm completely sober, like, completely sober. Arguably, maybe it was good because I was sober.
Cause I was like, we need to leave. Because if I was drunk, I'd be like, so, Amy.

Speaker 1 What'd you think of the worm?

Speaker 3 Watch, watch Kind of Pregnant. I did the worm at Amy's premiere for the Gigglers.

Speaker 1 I watched it. It's so good.

Speaker 3 There's a lot of slapsticky comedy that, like, honestly, I'm not huge into the slapstick stuff.

Speaker 3 I almost like pissed myself in the movie theater.

Speaker 1 Well, Amy can do a bit, you know? Like, the back and forth is so good with all the characters.

Speaker 3 I also, I had Inside Scoot from Damon Waynes Jr. He told me that she was legit doing her own stunts.
Like, apparently she fell down the stairs, like, eight times. That's so you.
No, it's my dream.

Speaker 3 She's living her dream.

Speaker 1 It's literally your dream. Wait, can I also say the other lead,

Speaker 1 Breanne Howie, I love her. She's in Ginny and Georgia.

Speaker 3 She's so good in it. She's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People's Choice, I was so nervous.
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Speaker 1 And when she was walking toward me, I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like, oh my God.

Speaker 3 Because you watched Ginny and Georgia.

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Speaker 1 She was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet. And this was before I knew about beta blockers.

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Speaker 3 Well, the Grammys happened right after we recorded last time. I just had one question for you on a felicit.

Speaker 1 I literally didn't watch anything of it.

Speaker 3 I watched all of it, but I've already forgotten.

Speaker 3 Except the jellyfish hair.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that?

Speaker 3 So it's like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, a bunch of girls are doing this bang that like cuts across Billie Eilish.

Speaker 3 It cuts across

Speaker 1 again.

Speaker 1 Leave it to the Brits. I don't think

Speaker 1 I don't think that we...

Speaker 3 No, leave it to a... Unless you're a British rock star.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, they could, look, those girls can pull it off. I'm just telling the girls at home.

Speaker 1 I don't need to be a sea creature. You know, I've got enough problems.
I don't need to have a jellyfish hair.

Speaker 3 We're drowning every day. No,

Speaker 3 I'm trying to stay afloat every day.

Speaker 1 I'm gasping for air at all points.

Speaker 1 Wait, one other thing. I just had like, I feel like such a pack-filled

Speaker 1 weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun.

Speaker 1 Friday, I did Kazzie David came out with the movie called I Love You Forever.

Speaker 1 It's so good. And like, I didn't realize like, it's an independent film.
Like, her and her best friend from college wrote it and they like premiered it.

Speaker 1 I did like a little like moderation after with the actors.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with her, like, on a different level. I just like, it's so rare to like meet people, especially like in your 30s, and just be like, hey, like, I'd like to be your friend.

Speaker 1 And like, we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like, I was like, hey, like, if you like, wanted to hang out again, like, I would like be down with it.

Speaker 1 I met her and her, or or i hung out with her and her sister and they're just like so cool and pretty and like

Speaker 1 i love being around hot funny talented women like it just makes me feel like i'm doing something right in my life where i'm like yeah you've have you have a career and i love it you know it's like so good i do have to say in my 20s I did not decenter men.

Speaker 3 I'm going to be so honest with you.

Speaker 1 I changed my fashion for them, you know?

Speaker 3 You, Travis Kelsey'd.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 I literally was like, for me to feel value, I want to be with a hot, tall, smart, funny man, and then I will feel complete. I'm at this world point of view.
I'm reality. Face dog.

Speaker 3 I mean, granted, yes, I am married, and I will address that, and that is so nice. But to feel.

Speaker 3 And I need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married, but I am. But I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like,

Speaker 3 I want people to see me and who I hang with and be like, oh my God, she hangs with the smartest, coolest, hottest, most successful girls. And it's this weird thing that happens.

Speaker 3 I think in your 20s, we're all very scared. But in my 30s, whenever I see a hot, smart, successful girl, instead of thinking like

Speaker 3 jealousy vibes, I'm immediately like, how do I, how do I make her talk to me? Like, I literally become creepy. Like, how do I connect with her? Because I want her in my circle of influence.

Speaker 1 I so believe that saying where it's like, you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with. And I,

Speaker 1 and I only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing and look at like who you were hanging out with, it's completely different. Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Now in my 30s, like I love cutting a bitch out. Like I love like walking away and being like, you do not fulfill me.
You're also not up to my standards.

Speaker 1 Like, I just like, no, I don't want to be associated with you.

Speaker 3 I used to have friends who would, like, definitely put me down a lot. And I thought it was funny.
And I would lean into it because I'm self-deprecating.

Speaker 3 But then I realized, like, oh no, they actually are like holding me, like, suffocating me down. Holding you underwater.

Speaker 1 Holding you underwater.

Speaker 3 Drowning me jellyfish style.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 why is this episode water-based?

Speaker 3 This is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords. You can laugh with us.

Speaker 1 Why is this underwater theme?

Speaker 3 When it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode.

Speaker 3 We're so stupid now. We're so stupid.

Speaker 1 No, why? Because we haven't talked in like four days.

Speaker 3 No, I know.

Speaker 1 I also feel like we're talking really fast.

Speaker 3 I know. I don't, I think, I was going to say I drank a lot of coffee, but it's literally 7 p.m.
and I'd be lying. But no, I really am obsessed with, I want people to be like, oh, she's so cool.

Speaker 3 Look at her friend. And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh, popular.
I'm not talking about popular.

Speaker 3 I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is fascinating and, and she thinks big, and she sees me. Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 It's just friendships, ooh, like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing I've realized.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like women and people always talk about like, oh, well, they, like, they have to be jealous of each other.

Speaker 1 And they have, like, there's so much jealousy with like girl, like between girls.

Speaker 1 i'm gonna let everyone in on a secret not when you're independently successful like when kazzie asked me to moderate her panel in what world would i be jealous that she put a movie out i was like oh my fucking god how sick i would love to be involved in your like prosperous career like i would love to support you

Speaker 1 Also, the movie that she put out is so, I think so important, especially when, because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship, it's about an abusive relationship, but it's about a mentally and emotionally abusive relationship.

Speaker 1 And I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like, it's so extreme and it's like, oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical, which is so not true.

Speaker 1 Mentally, it can be so.

Speaker 1 draining like someone that's just like constantly you're not sure you're always like is it me am i the did i deserve that so it's not as like clear I just think it's such a good message for young girls and like adult women too.

Speaker 1 Like when I say young girls, I mean like early 20s dating, but like

Speaker 1 in your 30s too. Like I watched it and I was like, oh yeah, that is fucked up when someone does that to you.

Speaker 3 Also side note about like finding friends who are like really cool, smart, funny, successful. A lot of these women I found have also been through something.

Speaker 3 So I just want to shout out anyone going through something right now because it means like I just realized a lot of things I went through, if I didn't go through them, I literally wouldn't be where I am now and I would not be as interesting.

Speaker 3 Like, I'd be boring as fuck.

Speaker 3 I'd have no lore.

Speaker 3 I'd have no lore.

Speaker 3 Can we can we focus on creating lore for yourself? Whenever anything fucked up happens, go the lore, the lore that people are gonna be talking about.

Speaker 3 No, I feel like I feel the same way.

Speaker 1 Like, I truly don't regret

Speaker 3 like anything in my 20s or like anything because I'm like wait that changed me as a person that like helped me get to where I am right now like my perspective is different the only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself because looking back you're just like okay girl you were trying yeah I'm trying you're trying your best you just need to drink some water um wait shout out to my mom She made me laugh so hard because Des has been gone.

Speaker 3 He's been in Dublin. So my mom swooped.
Like she was like, your husband's not home. You're hanging with mom and dad.
And I was like, like, hell yeah, as long as someone's getting dinner, you know?

Speaker 3 So we go to get dinner.

Speaker 3 And my dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes, you know, where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampy and

Speaker 3 whatever it is. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And he starts eating it.

Speaker 3 with the little fork that you're supposed to put in the clam. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 And he starts like eating the pasta with it okay with a little fork and my mom looks at me and she goes I have the ick

Speaker 3 I the way I'm always getting the ick from your husband literally because he's using and he's like oh it makes me like eat slower when I use the little fork and I'm like that is for the muscles he's literally share from Clueless he's like if I cut it up into little pieces you're sitting

Speaker 3 chewing it and spitting it out I'm like dad what are you doing and then I'm sitting there my mom's rolling her eyes. I'm dying laughing.
I just think, like, it just made me so.

Speaker 3 My mom says so many, like, things that we would say on Giggly Squad, and it just makes me really happy. And then I tried to pitch her because she was on, she went on burner phone with me last week.

Speaker 3 We did one on karma. You guys should listen.
And she was, like, really good. And I was like, should you and Kim start a Giggly Mom podcast?

Speaker 1 Wait, it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it.

Speaker 3 No, they do that anyway. And then then they just

Speaker 1 do it in our freaking text messages.

Speaker 1 Do you ever sometimes, this is gonna sound like a little mushy, do you ever like sometimes think about your life and like

Speaker 1 like in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional because you're like, oh, my mom taught me to be like that. And it's like, I would have, I wouldn't be like this.

Speaker 1 Like my mom has called me so many times like over this past like couple months or like whatever and just been like, I'm so fucking proud of you and like your demeanor and like how you like what you say and how you stand up for yourself.

Speaker 1 And I will like get emotional because I'm just like, wait, but like, you taught me how to be like that, and that's so sweet. Like, I'm just obsessed with them.

Speaker 3 Also, you don't even know the, like, they didn't even teach you, it's just who you are. Yeah.
Can I say something? Like, a really sad thought I thought about. Okay.

Speaker 3 Um, about parents. Yeah.
I think it should be illegal for like if they're over 50

Speaker 3 to have to

Speaker 3 interview for a job because I was just envisioning like my mom or my dad in a job interview and like getting rejected and like

Speaker 3 sorry, that's my mother. That is my father.
You cannot,

Speaker 3 he's perfect. They are per they raised me.
You don't think they're capable of this job? Like, I'm sorry, imagine someone telling your dad no.

Speaker 3 Like, I know your dad is an entrepreneur, but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like, sorry, you're not good enough for this company.

Speaker 3 I will burn your small business to the ground.

Speaker 1 No, there's something. This is why I'm actually scared for us to become moms because I feel like I'm going to be vicious.

Speaker 1 If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say, she better hope she never fucking runs into me.

Speaker 1 Like, there's no one I want to stick up for more than my mother and my father. Like, I, I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this and don't, don't let me know about it.

Speaker 3 See, it's funny because I'm not the Scorpio in my family.

Speaker 3 Des is the Scorpio. So

Speaker 3 if Des finds out anyone, my mom, my dad, anyone's upset, he has it handled. So shout out to Des, our provider, our protector.
Dez is like so.

Speaker 3 But what I did tell myself, if I'm going to be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens, we have to normalize adversity.

Speaker 3 Let your kid have adversity. Yeah.
I'm going, honestly, I'm leaning towards the 80s model.

Speaker 3 Let them figure it out. Let them go.
Let this happen.

Speaker 1 Come home when the streetlights come on.

Speaker 3 Exactly. Because I feel like we were the helicopter parents where they made sure everything was perfect.
And it's like, obviously, you know, there's pros and cons.

Speaker 3 But I'm kind of like, you're doing chores. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You're, when something bad happens, I go, and that's life.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're picking ourselves up.

Speaker 3 We're picking ourselves up. And then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who.
Have you seen? I've been on mom talk for no reason.

Speaker 3 I'm not pregnant, I swear. I've just ended up on mom talk somehow.

Speaker 1 No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like, and suck it up. And a lot of the men out here did not.

Speaker 1 Like, there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like, suck it the fuck up.

Speaker 3 I do have to say, it's so people talk about like meeting the parents. And like, obviously, you want the parents to like you, but even more so, you want to see like how they parent him.
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Speaker 3 you just need to have similarities in that.

Speaker 3 Or, like, there's a lot of people, you're going to meet so many people who you are attracted to or you have chemistry with, but, like, you're not going to parent a child well together.

Speaker 3 You're not going to have day-to-day, like, financial decisions to get like, there's so many things that make people good boyfriend, girlfriend, that doesn't make them good husbands.

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Speaker 3 spoon, there's something electric about it that

Speaker 3 it makes everything taste saltier, but you don't actually add salt. So if you have like high sodium, it just like they're on another level.

Speaker 1 The Japanese live in a 30-25. I mean, I sometimes get on Japanese TikTok the shit they have in their houses.

Speaker 3 I'm like, they're fixing problems I didn't even know we had. No, we have.

Speaker 3 Wait, that's a great way to put it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, that is a horrible task. And you guys don't even think about it.

Speaker 3 Like, how did you? We didn't even know that needed to be fixed.

Speaker 1 Right. No, they're truly ahead of their time.
It's crazy. Can we get it? Like, have you seen it? You've seen it one on TikTok?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I also, we have a lactate event tomorrow, shout out lactate. And I was making,

Speaker 3 I thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video. And I couldn't get it to, like, you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it.
I like, couldn't get it to stay.

Speaker 3 And people in my DMs were like, Hannah, you're supposed to cut the banana in half, you dumb piece of shit.

Speaker 1 So, you know, I'm going to say something. I've never been a fan of the banana split

Speaker 1 because I just think it's, it's messy. Like, I saw it as a child and like my clean girl aesthetic was like, You're doing a lot.

Speaker 3 Not on brand for you. No, not on brand.
I'm like, you're making

Speaker 3 cupcake with a little pink frosting.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you're mixing three colors. Get out of here.
Like, no.

Speaker 3 Also, the textures are all over the place. I more prefer like a bruleeed fruit.
If a fruit's going to be involved, let's make it a little bit more bruleeed.

Speaker 3 You know, like, I mean, I'm probably, I didn't go to French culinary school, but I feel like it's when you put... Brulee, is that a thing? French culinary school? No, brulee.

Speaker 3 Oh, like a creme brulee. Creme.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you know how they brulee it with the fire? Like, you got to brulee.

Speaker 1 I never realized that's what it's called.

Speaker 3 Well, now I have to Google it because I know there's like a 50% chance I'm wrong. Is that Daphne in the background? Yes.
Brulee banana.

Speaker 3 Banana brulee. Okay, it's a thing.
Oh, okay. I was so wrong.
I think you have to put sugar on it or something. No, like, I'm a people don't know that I'm a chef.

Speaker 1 Do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches?

Speaker 3 Of course she does. Okay.

Speaker 3 Of course she does. Where does she keep it? Where does she?

Speaker 1 By her nightside bedstand in case anyone tries to fuck with her. No, she hasn't brulee in a while, but she can.
She can brulee all around.

Speaker 3 Did she tell you I got her flowers?

Speaker 1 She did. That was so sweet of you.

Speaker 3 No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she'd messaged me. She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house.
Because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like.

Speaker 3 Because I know it's an all-white aesthetic. And I got it like a little gold, a little white.
It was perfect.

Speaker 3 I I feel like I got Kim points there. I was really happy about that.

Speaker 1 No, that was so sweet of you.

Speaker 3 Points for me. Did you watch apple cider vinegar?

Speaker 1 Hannah.

Speaker 3 Did you watch the whole thing?

Speaker 1 Yes. How?

Speaker 3 I feel like it's a show that, like, it's meant for both of us.

Speaker 1 No, literally, when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, I actually have nothing to watch right now.

Speaker 3 Where do we begin? Where do we begin?

Speaker 1 Okay, it's on Netflix. You guys have to watch it

Speaker 1 six episodes. It's about this Australian girl who basically like tried to single white female, this influencer who was a like health influencer because she had cancer.

Speaker 1 She was trying to like heal herself naturally.

Speaker 1 It just so proves how like on the internet, people will say anything for sympathy because it's just like comments, comments, likes. This girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer.

Speaker 3 This girl lied. And some Aussie, we have a lot of Aussie gigglers.

Speaker 3 They were DMing me saying like when it first came out that she she might be, like, lying, and she was raising all this money for charity for other people with cancer.

Speaker 3 This, like, kid who needed surgery, and the money never got to them. So, they wrote up that she's basically, like, not putting the charity money where it should be.

Speaker 3 And apparently, all of Australia was like, how dare you try to bring a woman down? This cannot be true. We love her.
She's perfect. Leave her alone.
And then it came out

Speaker 3 that she was

Speaker 3 about brain cancer because she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app because she basically said, my diet healed cancer and it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because yeah the internet is so crazy where this other girl is basically you know she did some research about you know some

Speaker 3 cold place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away and like obviously we all want to solve things

Speaker 3 but it just showed that there's so much misinformation online and like and granted there's so much fucked up stuff with the healthcare industry but we have to trust that like

Speaker 3 we're trying to cure cancer and there isn't like a secret weed that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it

Speaker 3 Because if there was hopefully we'd know what it was so the documentary is coming out

Speaker 1 next week Yeah on Netflix too or something

Speaker 3 on Netflix on Netflix.

Speaker 1 So we are hooked in we and that's the girl that played Anna Delvey

Speaker 1 No, no, but it looks just like her

Speaker 3 you know what I thought I thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as Anna Delvey. Her name is Caitlin.

Speaker 3 Debbie, I believe. Caitlin Debbie.
She was in Booksmart. Also, she's looking amazing.
I don't think she's Australian.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, she did a perfect Australian accent.

Speaker 3 But I also could have made that up. Okay.

Speaker 1 And we'll fact-check that.

Speaker 3 Because you know what? Actually, she might be, and she's just been American in every other movie.

Speaker 1 And it could be that, too.

Speaker 3 Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher?

Speaker 1 I think I knew that.

Speaker 3 She's Australian.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How did you know that? I always thought that Isla Fisher and I thought Isla Fisher and Amy McAdams were the same person for a very long time.

Speaker 3 Maybe that's why I thought she was American. No, Isla Fisher, that's crazy.
Like, that's crazy. Australian people do not get enough praise for their American accents.

Speaker 1 No, they don't.

Speaker 1 I mean, Margo Robbie is Australian. Let's take a moment of silence for them with their accents.

Speaker 3 The pod just becomes one long moment.

Speaker 1 Each week, I think we do need to do a moment of silence for people because, like,

Speaker 3 we need a, they need a, they do, they need thought and prayer.

Speaker 3 We're quiet. Let's be quiet.
Um, okay, I have one final note. Okay.

Speaker 3 I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 You didn't go to college? No, I'm just kidding. Did you have a college EDU address?

Speaker 1 Um, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes, I had an email at the college I attended. Everyone's always trying to act like I didn't freaking go to college.
Guys, I went, I had an email.

Speaker 3 She went to Jimmy Fallon's college. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Shout out St. Rose, which that my cousin went to also.
It's true. I was just fucking with you.

Speaker 1 What was your college email?

Speaker 3 It was hburner at whisk.edu for Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 And that's what I used for like my Facebook and my Apple ID and my everything. And then no one tells you that after college you have to change it because they shut it down.
So, like,

Speaker 3 I went years not being able to log in to my Apple ID because it was EDU and like I couldn't get into it to change it.

Speaker 1 And now we know why you don't believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi. You were traumatized.

Speaker 3 And that's the pipeline.

Speaker 1 I was strong all of this.

Speaker 3 That's the pipeline.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I don't believe in mail.

Speaker 3 No, you don't.

Speaker 1 No. No, I get that.
I think mine was just Orbo P

Speaker 1 some numbers at saintrose.edu.

Speaker 3 How many Jesorbo Ps were there at your school with 500 students?

Speaker 1 You never know.

Speaker 3 You never literally know. So independent schools, shout out because you get more attention for people who need it.
Yes.

Speaker 1 You get individualized attention where they say, we don't think this is for you.

Speaker 3 How many classes did you skip?

Speaker 1 Never. Never skipped class.
I was not a class skipper.

Speaker 3 Really?

Speaker 1 Well, because I was like, if I skip one, I'm never coming back.

Speaker 3 You'll literally, I'll get a taste of that freedom and I'll never see my face. That's me with smoking cigarettes.
That's me with cocaine.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how I felt about school. I'm like, you guys, you know me too well.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. I slept through most classes, which is our brand.
But I was there.

Speaker 1 No, I even would do like early classes so that I was like done by like one o'clock. I was a different person.
I don't know who that shit is.

Speaker 3 Do you know that nowadays kids just chat GBT the lesson plan?

Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like I was doing that years ago too. I was ahead of my freaking time.

Speaker 3 You guys,

Speaker 3 wow, that was a lot of information. Wait, what an actual

Speaker 3 packed hour. We've never done so many things, and tomorrow we're going to be.

Speaker 1 I feel like Kevin Hart and the rock. I feel like we just, oh my God.

Speaker 3 It's giving,

Speaker 3 what's her name?

Speaker 3 The Wizard of Oz Girl. Who starred in The Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 3 Ariana Grande? No.

Speaker 3 Julie? What's

Speaker 1 Julie Andrews? No, what's her name? What is her freaking name? You were just talking about her.

Speaker 3 I'm trying to do a callback. Why do I

Speaker 1 keep thinking of the most insane people? I want to say Cindy Lauper. No.

Speaker 3 What's on the tip of my tongue? What is her name, Hannah? Judy Garland!

Speaker 3 We fucking Judy Garland ourselves this week. We pronounced it.
No, I need to take a beta blogger.

Speaker 3 We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling.
We'll giggle with you later. Bye.

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