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What's up, gigglers? Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my game day gigglers? Okay. Yes, honey.
We had a correspondent on the ground floor. This is a sports podcast.
We used our own business credit card. We put it on the business.
We sent Paige to the Super Bowl. Paige, what did you see on the game day? This is my sports cast voice what did you see so much for putting me on the ground in the field working the giglers need to know what was the vibes what was your opinions you know what it's so funny because the whole game people were like so hyped about it and all this stuff and like I couldn't really focus till after halftime because that's when I got my tiktok you know and I was like and like and once I got my TikTok I was like okay and what's going on again what are we doing here it was perfect it was perfectly executed I thought it was like equal parts funny equal parts like she's here here we go I do think you're you're kind of um like look I'm the fat ass community and you're kind of taking advantage of that for your own sense of humor um i don't want to say that you're coming for your brand but also she literally goes clap if you have fat ass and i'm gonna start clapping and i was like that would be hilarious if it.
No, I'm like, she has been doing Pilates.

Maybe there's a fat ass that I haven't seen.

No, I'm just kidding.

You have the perfect little booty.

The perfect little booty.

Wait, it's so funny because I actually met a real sports reporter.

This woman, Diana Rossini.

I think she's on.

A lot of Italians are good at, like, Tina Cervasio it's because we can talk honey we can talk they can talk put me on the field i'll talk to some motherfuckers and i literally was chatting with her and i was like quick question um when did you like learn about sports what did she say she was just like oh like well i went to college for broadcast journalism and then like i just like went into sports and she was like you don't really have to know like every single thing and i was just like oh okay as someone who wanted to be a sports broadcaster before all my dreams died um i i know that there's like different types of commentators like there's like the one who's just vibes like it's like welcome back and you're supposed to like look happy excited and then there's the color commentator who tends to be like a former athlete or someone who's like knows a lot so your job is to like ask them what people might be wondering like so why do you think the quarterback made that decision um i'm obsessed with it also aaron andrews i just have to shout out aaron do you know aaron andrews i mean i don't know her personally but like yes she's like iconic and has been like that girl yeah for years she's 46 wait i'm upset she's gorgeous she's just running shit she's the one mill the field at the end of the game that was like she's the one that like asks them what they're gonna do and then they say they're going to disney world maybe i think she does that every year yeah disney world with the marketing like what a smart walt disney actually froze that in his contract early on it's been a long time let's talk about what you want to talk about which is okay i'm just gonna put it out there I do think for the Super Bowl specifically, and also actually maybe even not just the Super Bowl, there needs to be some type of fashion correspondent for what the men are, boys, I was correct the first time, what the boys are wearing because what's going on? No, wait, some of them, some of them though ate it up. Ate it up.
Ate it up with the spoon um i don't want to shock anyone but deandre on the chiefs walked in with a full mink coat in 80 degree weather and i was like four plus four honey the looks yeah i follow that man yeah um no some of them were wearing like louis vuitton yeah they come in with their bags i'm like what did you put in would you in your murks? Cause it's funny. It's funny because I saw there's all the correspondence.
They put the men, like the big men in their suits all. I mean, it's the gayest shit I've ever seen, but anyway, it was a drag show.
It was a drag show. Like when they were coming out with like all the sparklers and the, it was just, okay, let's just call it what it is and then tom brady had like full contour and everyone was like this is drag he was also wearing like a million dollar watch or some bullshit and it was like brady's face card never declines has never declined in the history he was stunning yeah but i do have to say it needed a girl somewhere in there to talk about the outfits.
Because also like when girls show up in outfits at these award shows, we get questions asked. How long did it take you? What did you eat today? What was the story? How did you match that? What stylist? These guys walk in, no accountability for their outfit.
No. Well, that's what it is.
It's zero accountability. And that's why they think they can get away with it and then we have the and then we have the trickle down effect so soon we're gonna be seeing chad in a full 70s outfit out in the bar and we don't need it i don't think i do hope trickles down the bell-bottom jeans the boot cut bell-bottom kendrick lamar jeans i want to see men in middle america wearing that with a straight face there's nothing I love more than a short king being the villain you know it's just like well when it comes to men they usually are yeah that's true no that's true no but he's adorable he's adorable we'll put him in our pocket so well executed I thought it was a great halftime show sizza is just like angelic wait can we discuss travis kelsey's outfit i just i just people were doing before and afters before he met taylor and after i personally i think it's red flaggy like whenever we all know from our end whenever you look at a phase where you completely change yourself for a man you were like oh I was going through something yeah granted maybe this is who he's always been but he changed himself the last 20 years to pretend he was a white rapper right right he had a very different swag there was actually a funny video saying how like every now and then he tries to dress kind of like swaggy and it's like him revolting against taylor but i do have to say the funniest video of the whole night was he was just wearing his top after the super bowl leaving and people were like that was a super bowl party winning outfit, like his sparkly shirt.

And it was giving walk of shame after a bad hookup.

I would say after Halloween specifically.

Like there's nothing worse than the walk of shame after Halloween because you're like, OK, well, I'm not a fucking nurse anymore.

This outfit could fit.

No. And his was like 70s disco.
disco also i don't love a burnt orange you know like i'm porn i do have to say yes it was it was people didn't want to say they didn't want to say the p word they didn't want to say it because it was a family show yeah and there was must there was a mustache involved but i do like that he look i like travis i don't want't want to like Travis, but I do. No, I like Travis.
I like him. I like that he commits to the bit.
I liked how sad he looked on the field. That kind of turned me on in a weird way.
Just like him being defeated and empty and sad. I was like.
I love all the TikToks of like all the boys like really watching the game. And it being like thebie song like what was i made for because like this is this is their girlhood you know this is their day and and i love to see it yeah i saw a lot of the like guys being emotional where it showed them like freaking out but it's like look they're just passionate they're being passionate just like we are yeah no it's there's something about the Super Bowl that like it's so cute I'm like you guys you worked so hard and like now is your moment I loved when the Eagles were winning so so badly that they put in their second string and it's like yes now they all got to play like you know I love that no I everyone's like dreams are Coming true like it's very very cute um i will say this um mads mitch on who we love on tiktok hysterical hysterical she's like a little genius like she speaks so fast and so funny i have to like slow it down to keep up with her no i messed up she needs to have a she needs to have a podcast um does she not should we put her on our non-existent network she would be my first hire for sure okay you're hired hired um she's like i don't want to be associated with you guys i literally would never work for you guys that's an hr violation and we get it no we do um but she did a whole video where she was just like there's something about i love that the team that where the kicker was like hey your wife should be in the house like lost and the quarterback for the eagles has an all-female like team like his agent is like a 35 year old woman who just like fucking crushes and yeah there was something just about it that I just love it.
And there was like an interview with Jalen and he said, they were like, Oh, you have like an all female team or something. And he, he kind of was like confused by the question.
He was like, well, I just like, I looked for like who could get the job done. And then like, it was them.
And he was just like, yeah. And I was just like, Oh, I love it.
He's just, he's been nailing it. And he's also like, because every now and then when I start liking a guy, like an answer, I go, do I like him or is he just good looking? Yeah.
So I stopped, I stepped back and I said, no, I actually did like his answer, but I had to test myself. You did the inner work and you thought, no, I will support a man in this situation.
Someone did say, because the kicker, Harrison Butler, who I accidentally picked for my fantasy football team because it was automatic and I didn't know and I hope I don't get canceled because of that. And I didn't even have to say it out loud now, but I did.
Because I want to be transparent. He said like women shouldn't work and they should have babies.
And then his team, I don't think he kicked, maybe he kicked one or two field goals because his team barely scored touchdowns they were like oh maybe you shouldn't work yeah maybe maybe you should have stayed home and let her go back to her job no you guys this wasn't even the beginning of the okay this was the beginning of the pod but like when i tell you our notes are out of fucking control we had too much stuff going on this week um where do you even want to begin wait i want to begin at i went to the christian siriano show i sat next to julianne huff which i just like i never know what to say to like a really famous people because they're either really cool or they have no idea who you are no she was she was so cool but i like i was like i'm not gonna sit next to her and not say anything i just like awkwardly touched her arm and she turned to me and i was like sorry um that might have been invasive i just want to say like i'm a huge fan and like whatever and she was like oh my god thank you so much and then like three seconds later she looked at me and she said your hair is perfect and i was just like thank you so much wait i love that interaction because you you can do that to someone like you can take your little dainty long thin finger i literally daintily put see if i touch someone they'd be like get your hoof off of me get your dirty hoof the lightest touch ever i was just like no i know how you do it i could never i can never be like you just punched me in the arm ow also no one's ever turned to me and been like your hair is perfect wait so we're going to the michael kors show tomorrow and everyone's nervous and by everyone and be me we have to see if michael notices me this time around he remembers you wait i have another funny story from christian siriano um first of all i met him for the first time the day before the show because he let me he like said that he would dress me for the show so i like went to the showroom pick something out and here's the thing about me if you're working with me or I

like am working with you for something I'm decisive like you're not going to spend a lot of time with me you have shit to do I have shit to do I walked into the showroom he showed me one dress I said I really don't even need to try it on I know that's the dress you have things to do I'm going to get out of your hair he was amazing but I sat next on the other side of me was her name is Bronwyn from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which I haven't watched this season but I know that people keep tagging us in things together because we like she has a bob and like if you have a bob you're it's just like you're that girl so whatever so we like start chatting and so we go and she's lovely and we go backstage after the show and she's standing next to me and I see this woman standing in front of us and I go oh my god that's Natasha Benningfield and like everything in my millennial body was just like oh my god that's crazy and Natasha like turns and then of course I'm like Natasha I like you're the best. Like, please get away from me.
And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm such a fan. It's like, oh, my God, thank you.
And then all of a sudden Bronwyn turns to her and goes, hi, I don't know if you remember me, but you performed at my wedding. I was just like, wait, what the fuck? That's some rich people shit.
Yeah, that's some rich people shit. I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Also, I love that she assumed she forgot her.
She's like, I know you do a lot of weddings. You're on the wedding circuit.
I'm like, she's not out here doing bat mitzvahs. Natasha is out here right now because when I went to the Amy Schumer kind of pregnant premiere, Natasha just just walked by us to talk about which you need to talk about um side note the name bronwyn yeah i've never heard this as a dumb new yorker i've never heard of such a name until it was um real housewives of oc wasn't there bronwyn burke yeah yeah there was a bronwyn oh yeah i thought i is this a common name i don't know in the west coast i don't i don't know i've never i've never why are we european when it comes to anywhere other than the state of new york i was with a bunch of new yorkers in new orleans and no one could say beignet i was like guys we gotta get it together okay they already know we're tourists give me the big nets the big nets no i can't pronounce anything and they can't even pronounce it's supposed to be like new orleans and it's not new orleans it's not i do new orleans but it was so fucking hot there i bet well also also that's nice like imagine if it was freezing and then all the football players their little fingers would be cold but the game was in a dome i don't why is the word dome sexual very sexual very sexual i don't it was basically the sphere in las vegas which we're gonna perform soon no i'm just kidding that seems like you have to be high nauseous i think you'd have to be high yeah talk about the beta they would have to put beta blockers up your asshole yeah no i needed an ivy so i get a message of an invite to the kind of pregnant premiere which i was very excited about because dez goes way back with ursula carlson who's hysterical in it um she's a south afric who's like huge.
Wait, who did she play? She plays the, not the Dean, the one who was vaping the whole time. Yes, yes.
I mean, she's scene stealer, incredible. She's so funny.
So I asked Hailey, not Hailey Bieber,ber my other best friend hailey to come to the premiere and um we sit down jerry seinfeld's behind us stop and of course i'm in the corner and hailey's like closest so i'm like hailey i'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up right now and i need you to listen to everything that this man says hailey loves to chat hailey loves to talk she quickly forgot i told her that that she was on observing duty and she's like do you just want to switch seats with me and i'm like no that's way too obvious so as we're having this discussion chris rock sits well first of all okay a woman sits down next to hailey and she's talking and she keeps talking about her husband paul and she's talking to jerry seinfeld so we're like okay who's Paul so we're you know we're doing our girl math or researching Paul McCartney okay Paul McCartney so then we're just we don't know what to do and I'm like Haley don't whatever you think you're gonna do don't do don't do it don't do it Haley just immediately starts singing no like she's she's also like either, I feel like she either says something and people are like she's the cutest ever or she'll like trip and fall on her face and everyone will be like, is she okay? She's just always going to have something. It's never boring with Hailey.
So I'm immediately like, okay, brace yourself. Then Damon Wayans Jr., who's in the movie, sits in front of us.
Then she starts freaking out because apparently she's like the biggest New Girl fan ever i'm like okay you didn't new girl is the best show ever it's the best show ever but like she she's not reacting to did i tell you chris rocks it's next to us too yeah so we're we're in a hot zone right yeah and i'm just like hayley just listen to what they say i want to hear everything and she's yapping about who knows what she was yapping about then adam sandler walks in um it was a crazy energy and i never go to the after party at these things because bitch is tired after a whole movie like you're ready to go to bed i go we have to go this after party i have to support ursula so we walk in also i've never met amy before and like as a comedian you know she is the pinnacle one of the one of the she's one of the girls that you put on the scene for us she sets the scene and train wreck probably made me want to be a comedian in like the most not to be corny but no that's girlhood that's girlhood so i'm avoiding her right as you should but like literally going out of my way to avoid her it's out of respect out of respect i'm like i don't want to ruin amy schumer's night so this is her night that i don't i don't want to be a ruiner so we strike up a haley strikes up a conversation with damon waynes obviously classic so we're talking to him um he's giving me advice i make eye contact with amy across the room she points at me and i'm like what's happening what's happening we're doing like around i turn no i did like a joke like me i'm like doing things i've never done you know you're like i'm a physical comedian now i'm just like doing bits yeah literally so then she starts coming towards me and i'm like oh my god she's coming to say hi to me she's coming to say hi to me this is crazy and then as she's about to say hi to me this little girl this little bitchy girl who she must have been eight or nine i think she was in the movie goes amy and amy turns and starts talking to this girl and this is why we haven't had kids this girl never even saw a train wreck like that my dreams came true because the train wreck i literally manifested to try to be a comedian and this little girl who doesn't even pay taxes jumps in front of me and i'm standing there just like okay and i'm looking at the girl like are you fucking kidding me you bitch. She can't even work a full 12 hours because it's illegal.
No, she thinks her mom's name is mom. So I awkwardly wait for that because obviously I'm not going to like shove a little girl.
But I was thinking about it. I thought about it.
Then I was like, don't ruin Amy's big day. So then Amy turns to me and she says something, I don't know.
And then I was like, you're the goat. Like that was incredible.
And then I get interrupted again by Adam Sandler. I thought you were going to say Haley.
Haley surprisingly was like actually so good but um no adam sandler comes up but you know when you're you shouldn't be in a conversation but you can't get out like because of where we were standing i was way too in where like if i tried to leave it it would have been awkward but i'm holding and i don't i've said three words to amy and i'm in the middle you have to like awkwardly smile like and laugh. But you're like, I can't I'm not adding to this conversation, but I don't want to take away.
You cannot add, but you don't want to make it awkward. Yeah.
So I'm standing there in between the two. And he's just like, I think he must have assumed I've like known Amy for a while because he was very comfortable with me being in that chat.
And I was uncomfortable. I didn't consent to that.
And he's looking at her and he's he produced the movie so he's telling her like his honest advice and like complimenting her about how well the movie like did in the crowd and i'm kind of smiling and he looks over at me and he goes yeah i heard you laughing and i was like okay okay let women take up space you know my brand of laughter like it's called giggling it's easy yeah if you're a giggler

just say it so then somehow i get out of it but i'm then you know when your heart rate's so high you're like yeah i've then i run into some gigglers obviously like whoever the prettiest girls are in the room they're like don't they come doesn't it calm you down when you're in a situation like that where you're like oh there's gigglers here like i am safe with them no they went up to me they're like hannah we're so excited to meet you and i go guys hold my hand i'm not okay and they were like what happened i'm like amy schumer just talked to me and then we're like crying we're holding each other and then like these teachers one woman was a teacher someone else she played tennis they started talking to me and she's like by the way we're amy schumer's like childhood friends so i'm freaking out but again i i feel like avoiding amy is just like the best thing you could do in these situations like she raised it hi to me like we we did great yeah i've never been to one of these parties but a circle starts to form okay like a dance circle yeah and that's when i started looking at hayley i said don't you dare no hayley's a dancer yeah she's a triple threat she'll get in there and she'll sing and she'll dance and she does the thing she's she's open to go to going to your bachelorette party you guys can hire hayley she should be hired she's a's a value add. Okay.
Honestly, always gets five stars. Wherever she goes, five stars.
But also, like, I've never seen a circle form and felt calmness. Like, it's like a laxative.
Like, I'm like, I'm freaking out. I actively back away.
I'm like, I can't add anything to this. No, Haley and I fully back away and I get my camera to show, i'm not in this i'm filming it like yeah let me be the film i'm background i'm a journalist yeah at this point i'm a higher journalist i'm stage crew okay i'm not i'm not talent right i'm the pa if he wants a snack i'll bring it yeah um so amy like jumps in the middle and she does a funny dance then like some snl guy alex moffat does a whole dance and it's like starting to slow down and urzula's looking at me and hayley starts whispering and she's like do the worm and i was like are you trying to get me canceled in this town i'm barely getting accepted by the cool kids of comedy i'm barely getting by i'm barely getting by adam sandler just made fun of my laugh.
Like I am teetering here.

Yeah. I just want to get out of here with no one going home being like, did you see what Hannah did? Like that's all I want.
Can we talk about that? I'm just trying to get out of a conversation in the Uber going home. Wait, no, that's literally my whole life right now.
I'm just like, as long as i can escape and not be a conversation after the fact i'm good but i do have to say the reason we both did reality tv is because for some reason we can't not we can't not be the drama actually i have another thing to say hold my beer so then ursula's looking at me and also ursula easily could have just been looking at me but in my head i was like she wants me to do the worm because as i'm telling this story i'm like she actually said do the worm that is so fucking you it's oh my god i was about to throw ursula under the bus and be like well ursula forced me and i'm like ursula i don't think she even knows i do the worm that is us in any situation when a hot guy walks by him i'll be like he's trying to fuck like he literally works here no i have a whole thing made up in my head and then um but this thing amy looks at me and she does a point again looking back now i don't think she meant do the worm maybe she meant like do you want to do something silly in the in the circle yeah and as you know like i'm zero 100 babe yeah but like it's all or nothing with me i like yes or no yes or no no here's the thing this is why again you can't do drugs peer pressure it gets to you you're you are the easiest person to peer pressure it's so crazy like you could be adamant that you're not doing something and one person is like just try it and you're like okay but you know what's so cute about my friends and when i say friends i speak this very generically like literally every friend i've known since college has never forced me to do cocaine no because i also think they're scared they go we don't want that kind of night it's not do you realize no one's ever like no one's ever asked no one no one who knows me has ever looked me in the eye i've been like you should do cocaine meet me in the bathroom no fucking way to the point that i didn't even know people were doing cocaine years later i, I'm like, people do cocaine and coke? I'll never forget the time you called me after being at a party and being like, I think they were doing drugs. Yeah, it's 3 a.m.
in New York City. Like, look alive.
I call Paige and I go, I don't want to start spread drama or gossip. I don't want to ruin anyone's reputation.
They went in the bathroom and they were there a little too long and i don't think it was a tummy ache and they came out and all of a sudden they had crazy amounts of energy so long story short amy looks at me does a point when i tell you this circle was like ted sarandos was there if you don't know who ted sarandos is he like runs netflix like he's the guy that like if he doesn't like you like you'll never work in this town again so I go in do the worm and everyone's like you did it in your dress and I'm like have you seen the giggle squad tour I've I've done it in the most insane outfits so I do two because I feel like three you're like you're getting greedy yeah like three it's get it. You can do the worm.
So I did two like as if it was a mistake almost. Like I tripped almost and did the worm.
Run off. People have footage, which I think I'm going to put in the newsletter because I don't want it to make it like I very.
You know when you watch, you watch yourself and you're like, oh, my God, I'm annoying. Like I was all the time.
So I run to Amy after and she's like, yay. And then I run behind her and just stand there.
Like it was your mom and you're literally I was like, are we good? Is everyone are we still OK? Is anyone mad at me? And then I told Haley, I was like, we have to leave. Anxiety like immediately hit.
And you're like, I got to get the fuck out of here i'm completely sober like completely sober arguably maybe it was good because i was sober because i was like we need to leave because if i was drunk i'd be i'd be like so amy what'd you think of the worm watch watch kind of pregnant i did the worm at amy's premiere for the gigglers i watched it it's so good there's a lot of slap sticky comedy that like honestly i'm not huge into the slapstick stuff i almost like pissed myself in the movie theater well amy can do a bit you know like the back and forth is so good with all the characters i also i had inside scoop from damon waynes jr he told me that she was legit doing her own stunts. Like apparently she fell down the stairs like eight times.
That's so you. No, it's my dream.
She's living my dream. No, it's literally your dream.
Wait, can I also say the other lead, Breanne Howey, I love her. She's in Ginny in Georgia.
She's so good in it. She's gorgeous.
She's gorgeous. When I did the red carpet for People for people's choice I was so nervous and she was like one of my first interviews and when she was walking toward me I like made a face as if like I knew her and was like oh my god because you watched Ginny and Georgia yeah I love Ginny and Georgia and so when she came up I was like oh my god I'm so sorry like I don't know you like but i'm page whatever she was so nice to me that it literally like eased my anxiety on the red carpet and this was before i knew about beta blockers so i was like so nervous can you can you believe you did that without beta blockers no no no now i can't even go to a social event without a fucking beta blocker.
I like pass them out to my friends. I'm like, pop this.
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Well, the Grammys happened right after we recorded last time. I had one question for you on a like i literally didn't watch anything of it i watched all of it but i've already forgotten except the jellyfish hair what the fuck is that so it's like miley cyrus lady gaga a bunch of girls are doing this bang that like cuts across billy eilish it cuts across um again leave it to the brits i don't think i don't think that we no leave it to a unless you're a british rock star yeah i mean they could look those girls can pull it off i'm just telling the girls at home i i don't need to be a sea creature you know i've got enough problems i don't need to have a jelly fish hair we're drowning every day no i'm trying to stay afloat every day i'm gasping for air at all points wait one other one other thing.
I just had like, I feel like this is your pack filled. I know.
Like weekend. Like I'm just, I had so much fun.
Friday I did, Kazzy David came out with the movie called I Love You Forever. It's so good.
And like, I didn't realize like it's an independent film. Like her and her best friend from college wrote it.
And they like premiered it. I did like a little like moderation after with the actors.
I'm obsessed with her, like on a different level. I just like, it's so rare to like meet people, especially like in your 30s and just be like, Hey, like, I'd like to be your friend.
And like, we kind of did that to each other without like being weird. Like I was like, hey, like if you like wanted to hang out again, like I would like be down with it.
And I met her and her or I hung out with her and her sister. And they're just like so cool and pretty.
And like I love being around hot, funny, talented women. Like it just makes me feel like I'm doing something right in my life where I'm like, you have a career and I love it.
You know, it's like so good. I do have to say, in my 20s, I did not de-center men.
I'm going to be so honest with you guys. I changed my fashion for them, you know? You Travis Kelsey'd.
No, that's crazy. I literally was like for me to feel value I want to be so honest with you guys i changed i changed my fashion for them you know like i you travis kelsey no that's crazy i literally was like for me to feel value i want to be with a hot tall smart funny man and then i will feel complete i'm at this point in reality i mean granted yes i am married and i will address that and that is so nice but to feel and i need to call myself out on that because I pretend I'm not married but I am but I do have to say my fulfillment right now is like I want people to see me and who I hang with and be like oh my god she hangs with the smartest coolest hottest most successful girls and it's this weird thing that happens I think in your 20s we're all very scared but in my 30s whenever i see a hot smart successful girl instead of thinking like like jealousy vibes i'm immediately like how do i how do i make her talk to me like i literally become creepy like how do i connect with her because i want her in my circle of influence i so believe that saying where it's like you are the sum of the five people that you surround yourself with and i and i only really believe it because if you do look back at your 20s and like your mood and what you were doing and look at like who you were hanging out with it's completely different like yeah now in my 30s like I love cutting a bitch out like I love like walking away and being like you do not fulfill me you're also not up to my standards like I just like no I don't want to be associated with you I used to have friends who would like definitely put me down a lot and I thought it was funny and I would lean into it because I'm I'm self-deprecating but then i realized like oh no they actually are like holding me like suffocating me down underwater holding you underwater drowning me jellyfish style no why is this why is this episode water-based this is a water-based lubricant for your vocal cords you can laugh with us why is this underwater theme when it cuts to us just wearing goggles the whole episode we're so stupid um no why because we haven't talked in like four days no i know because i also feel like we're talking really fast i know i don't i think i was gonna say i drink a lot of coffee but it's literally 7 PM and I'd be lying.
Um, but no, I really am obsessed with, I want people to be like, oh, she's so cool. Look at her friend.
And I know there was like in high school, people were like, oh, popular. I'm not talking about popular.
I'm talking about this bitch's brain next to me is fascinating. And, and she thinks big and she sees me like, I don't know.
It's know it's just friendships oh like you deserve to be with someone you're excited to be friends with here's the other thing I've realized like I feel like women and people always talk about like oh well they like they have to be jealous of each other and they have like there's so much jealousy with like like between girls I'm gonna let everyone in on a secret not when you're independently successful like when Kazzy asked me to moderate her panel in what world would I be jealous that she put a movie out I was like oh my fucking god how sick I would love to be involved in your like prosperous career. Like I would love to support you.
Also, the movie that she put out is so, I think so important, especially when, because like we talked about being in like an abusive relationship. It's about an abusive relationship, but it's about a mentally and emotionally abusive relationship.
And I feel like there's so many movies out there where it's like it's so extreme and it's like, oh, you're only in an abusive relationship if it's physical, which is so not true. Mentally, it can be so draining.
Like someone that's just like constantly. You're not sure.
You're always like, is it me? Am I the, did I deserve that? So it's not as like clear. I just think it's such a good message for young girls and like adult women too.
Like when I say young girls, I mean like early twenties dating, but like in your thirties too, like I watched it and I was like, oh yeah, that is fucked up when someone does that to you. Also side note about like finding friends who were like really cool, smart, cool smart funny successful a lot of these women i found have also been through something so i just want to shout out anyone going through something right now because it means like i just realized a lot of things i went through if i didn't go through them i literally wouldn't be where i am now and i would not be as interesting like i'd be boring as fuck i'd have no lore i'd have i'd have no lore can we can we focus on creating lore for yourself whenever anything fucked up happens go the lore the lore that people are gonna be talking about no i i feel like i feel the same way like i truly don't regret like anything in my 20s or like anything because i'm like wait that changed me as a person that like helped me get to where I am right now like my perspective is different the only thing I regret is when I'm too hard on myself because looking back you're just like okay girl you were trying yeah I'm trying you're trying your best you just need to drink some water um wait shout out to my mom she made me laugh so hard because des has been gone he's been in dublin so my mom swooped like she was like your husband's not home you're hanging with mom and dad and i was like hell yeah as long as someone's getting dinner you know so we go to get dinner and my dad orders one of those like fish spaghetti dishes you know where it's like angel hair with a ton of clams and scampi and whatever it is.
Yeah. And he starts eating it with the little fork that you're supposed to put in the clam.
And he starts like eating the pasta with it. Okay.
With with a little fork and my mom looks at me and she goes i have the ick i the way i'm getting the ick from your husband literally because he's using and he's like oh it makes me like eat slower when i use the little fork and i'm like that is for the muscles he's literally share from clueless he's like if i cut it up into little pieces he's like chewing it and spitting it out i'm like dad what are you doing and then i'm sitting there my mom's rolling her eyes i'm dying laughing i just think like it just made me so my mom says so many like things that we would say on giggly squad and it just makes me really happy and then i tried to pitch her because she was on she went on burner phone with me last week we did one on karma you guys should listen and she was like really good and i was like should you and kim start a giggly mom podcast wait it should be a podcast where they just recap what we talked about the previous week and say like their opinions on it they do that anyway and then they just yeah they just do it in our in our freaking text messages um do you ever sometimes this is gonna sound like a little mushy do you ever like sometimes think about your life and like like in a way where you're proud of yourself and then you get emotional because you're like oh my mom taught me to be like that and it's like i would have i wouldn't be like this like my mom has called me so many times like over this past like couple months or like whatever and just been like I'm so fucking proud of you and like your demeanor and like how you like what you say and how you stand up for yourself and I will like get emotional because I'm just like wait but like you taught me how to how to be like that. And that's so sweet.
Like I'm just obsessed with them. Also, you don't even know that like didn't even teach you.
It's just who you are. Yeah.
Can I say like a really sad thought I thought about? Okay. About parents.
Yeah. I think it should be illegal for like if they're over 50 to have to interview for a job.
Because I was just envisioning like my mom or my dad in a job interview and like getting rejected. And like, sorry, that's my mother.
That is my father. You cannot.
He's perfect. They raised me.
You don't think they're capable of this job. Like'm sorry imagine someone telling your dad no like i know your dad is an entrepreneur but imagine someone interviewing your dad and being like sorry you're not good enough for this company i will burn your small business to the ground no there's something this is why i'm actually scared for us to become moms because i feel like i'm gonna vicious.
If someone's rude to my parents or like does something to them, I'm like, I literally always say she better hope she never fucking runs into me. Like there's no one I want to stick up for more than my mother and my father.
Like I, I feel like they actively are like, don't let Paige find out about this and don't, Don't don't let me know about it see it's funny because i'm not the scorpio in my family um des is the scorpio so if any if des finds out anyone my mom my dad anyone's upset he has it handled so shout out to des our provider our protector it's just like so but what i did tell myself if i'm gonna be a parent and my kid goes through something or something fucked up happens we have to normalize adversity let your kid have adversity yeah i'm going honestly i'm leaning towards the 80s model let him let him figure it out let him go what's happened come home when the street lights come on exactly because i feel like we were the helicopter parents where they like made sure everything was perfect and it's like obviously you know there's pros and cons but i'm kind of like you're doing chores yeah you're when something bad happens i go and that's life yeah we're picking ourselves up we're picking ourselves and then they're stronger because you don't want to have a kid who's spoiled or who. Have you seen I've been on Mom Talk for no reason.
I'm not pregnant. I swear.
I just ended up on Mom Talks. No, I very much grew up with a mom that was like and suck it up.
And a lot of the men out here did not. Like there are so many times in my life I want to look at the men and be like, suck it the fuck up.
I do have to say it's so people talk about like meeting the parents and like, obviously you want the parents to like you, but even more so you want to see like how they parent him. Cause like you just need to have similarities in that.
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Right now, the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them. Ever wonder what those pimple patches are that you see all over Instagram and TikTok? Sizz is wearing them, Hailey Bieber's wearing them.
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The Japanese live in 3025. I mean, I sometimes get on Japanese TikTok.

The shit they have in their houses.

They're fixing problems I didn't even know we had.

No, we had.

Wait, that's a great way to put it.

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Can we get it you seen it you've seen it what on tiktok yeah i also we have a lactate event tomorrow shout lactate and i was making um i thought it'd be cute to make a banana split for a promo video and i couldn't get it to like you put a banana and you put the ice cream on it i like couldn't get it to stay and people my dms were like how you're supposed to cut the banana in half you dumb piece of shit so you know I'm gonna say something I've never been a fan of the banana split because I just think it's it's messy like I saw it as a child and like my clean girl aesthetic was like you're doing a lot not on brand for you no not on brand like i'm like you're mixing a cupcake with a little pink frosting i'm like you're mixing three colors get out of here like no also the textures are all over the place i more prefer like a brulead fruit if a fruit's gonna be involved let's make it warm brulead you know like i mean i'm probably I didn't go to french culinary school but i feel like it's when you put wait is that a thing french culinary school no brulee oh like a creme brulee yeah you know how they brulee it with the fire like you gotta brulee i never realized that's what it's called well now i have to google it because i know there's like a 50% chance I'm wrong. Is that Daphne in the background? Yes.
Brulee banana. Banana brulee.
Okay, it's a thing. Oh, okay.
I think you have to put sugar on it or something. No, like people don't know that I'm a chef.
Do you know that my mom actually has one of those little mini torches? Of course she does. Okay.
Where does she keep it? By her nightside bed stand in case anyone tries to fuck with her. No.
She hasn't bruleed in a while, but she can. She can brulee all around.
Did she tell you I got her flowers? She did. That was so sweet of you.
No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she messaged me. She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house.
because all I did. That was so sweet of you.
No, I do have to say what was so funny about it was she'd messaged me.

She was like, these flowers are perfect for my house.

Because all I did was order the flowers I knew you would like.

Because I know it's an all white aesthetic.

And I got a little gold, a little white.

It was perfect.

So I was perfect.

I feel like I got Kim points there.

I was really happy about that.

No, that was so sweet of you.

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Did you watch the whole thing? Yes. How? I feel like it's a show that like it's meant for both of us.
No, literally when you texted me, I was like, okay, yeah, I actually have nothing to watch right now. Where do we begin? Where do we begin? Okay, it's on Netflix.
You guys have to watch it six six episodes it's about this um australian girl who basically like tried to single white female this influencer who was a like health influencer because she had cancer she was trying to like heal herself naturally it just so proves how like on the internet people will say anything for sympathy because it's just like comments comments like this girl literally lied and said she had brain cancer this girl lied and some Aussie we have a lot of Aussie gigglers they were DMing me saying like when it first came out that she might be like lying and she was raising all this money for charity for other people with cancer this like kid who needed surgery and the money never got to them so they wrote up that she's basically like not putting the charity money where it should be and apparently all of australia was like how dare you try to bring a woman down this cannot be true we love her she's perfect leave her alone and then it came out lying that she was time about brain cancer because she told everyone to buy her cookbook and her app because she basically said my diet healed cancer and it was very interesting also in this day and age kind of because yeah the internet is so crazy where this other girl is basically you know she did some research about you know some cult place where you go and you drink juices and your cancer goes away.

And, like, obviously we all want to solve things.

But it just showed that there's so much misinformation online.

Yeah.

And, like, and granted, there's so much fucked up stuff with the healthcare industry.

Yeah.

But we have to trust that, like, we're trying to cure cancer.

And there isn't, like, a secret weed that you can put up your pussy that's gonna do it because if there was hopefully we'd know what it was so the documentary is coming out oh fuck yeah next week yeah on netflix too or somewhere else on netflix on netflix so we are hooked in we and that's the girl that played anna delvey no no but it looks just like her and you know what i thought i thought she probably was up for that role and she would have been great as anna delvey her name is caitlin devy i believe caitlin devy she was in book smart also she's yes amazing i don't think she's australian oh well she did a perfect australian accent but i also could have made that up. Okay.
And we'll fact check that later. Because you know what? Actually, she might be, and she's just been American in every other movie.
And it could be that, too. Do you know who's not American? Who? Isla Fisher.
I think I knew that. She's Australian.
Yeah. How did you know that? I always thought that Isla Fisher, and Ila fisher and amy mcadams were the same person for a very long time maybe that's why i thought she was american no isla fisher that's crazy like that's australian people do not get enough praise for their american accents no they don't they have i mean margot robbie is australian let's take a moment of silence for them.
The pod just becomes one long moment of silence.

Each week, I think we do need to do a moment of silence for people.

Because, like, we need a...

They need a...

They do.

They need thoughts and prayers.

We're quiet.

Let's be quiet.

Okay, I have one final note.

Okay.

I wrote my college EDU address ruined my life okay you didn't go to college no i'm just kidding did you have a college edu address um yeah yes i had an email at the college i attended everyone's always trying to act like i didn't freaking go to college guys i went i had an email she went to jimmy fallon's college yeah shout out st rose which that my cousin went to also it's true i was just fucking with you but what was your college email it was hburner at wisc.edu for wisconsin and that's what i used for like my facebook and my Apple ID and my everything and then no one tells you that after college you have to change it because they shut it down so like I went years not being able to log in to my Apple ID because it was EDU and like I couldn't get into it to change it and now we know why you don't believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi.

You were traumatized.

And that's the pipeline.

And you were like, fuck all of this.

That's the pipeline.

Yeah.

And I don't believe in mail.

No, you don't.

No.

No, I get that. I think mine was just Sorbo P some numbers at strose.edu.

How many just Sorbo P's were there at your school with 500 students you never know you literally know independent school shout out because you get more attention for people who need it yes you get individualized attention where they say we don't think this is for you how many classes did you skip never never skipped class i was not a class skipper really well because i was like if i skip one i'm never coming back you literally i'll get a taste of that freedom and i'll never see my face again with smoking cigarettes yeah that's me with cocaine yeah that's how i felt about school i'm Like you guys you know me too well oh my god i slept through most classes which is our brand um but i was there no i even would do like early classes so that i was like done by like one o'clock i was a different person i don't know who that you know that nowadays kids just chat gbt the lesson plan i mean i feel like i was doing that years ago too

i was ahead of my freaking time um you guys wow that was a lot of information wait what an action packed hour we've never done so many things and tomorrow we're we're going to kevin hart in the rock i think we just oh my god it's giving um what's her name the wizard vase girl who starred in the wizard vase ariana grande julie andrews no what's her name what is her freaking name you were just talking about her I'm trying to do a callback Why do I keep I keep thinking Of the most insane people

I want no what's her name what is her freaking name you were just talking about her i'm trying to do a callback why do i keep i keep thinking of the most insane people i want to say cindy lopper no um it's on the tip of my tongue what is her name hannah judy garland we fucking judy garland ourself this week no i need to take a beta blocker. We love you guys so much.
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