Giggling about morning anxiety, childhood pets, and european bangs

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my Grammy gigglers?

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. Sexual.
Sexual. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday.
I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpus.

Speaker 1 Red Corporate and the

Speaker 1 I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy. The Kramiesers, like Red Carpet is Hannah Coda.
Oscars? Oscars? Paige coded.

Speaker 1 Me, I'm like, I don't get it. The Chanel? You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago?

Speaker 1 No, meat dress was like 12 years ago. It's crazy.
Oh, no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga? Because I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in a couple years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, did they realize how iconic she is? And how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City.
I love her. Stephanie.

Speaker 1 I think she spells it with an F.

Speaker 1 Did you hear

Speaker 1 that the number one golfer

Speaker 1 has injured himself? Handmaking ravioli.

Speaker 1 Where? Where does he live? The gigglers are out here attacking golfers now.

Speaker 1 His name is Scott Schluffler, so not an Italian.

Speaker 1 Oh. So what were you doing? I literally don't care.
I thought you were going to say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian, gorgeous man.

Speaker 1 No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm going to make you handmade ravioli.
And then he hurt himself.

Speaker 1 And this is why, like, if you're not an Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving? Lie.

Speaker 1 No, it's giving? It's giving.

Speaker 1 That's a lie.

Speaker 1 That's a freaking lie because as someone who's watched many people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one-handed.

Speaker 1 That is not a hard thing to do. Wait, I love, there's two kinds of people who lie.
People who just like don't answer the question. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like, you know what? Too much detail. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I didn't think

Speaker 1 what time of day. I was trying to do a spinach feta review.
The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger.
No.

Speaker 1 You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because I'm single, but I feel like

Speaker 1 I'm going to say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad.
Like, I feel like the weeks are longer. Like, I feel like something will happen on a Thursday.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, am I really going to wait till Monday to talk to the girl?

Speaker 1 I start itching. And then I like want to tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it.

Speaker 1 This weekend, that's why Saturday I was like, we got to move the pod up to Sunday. I got shit to say.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Well, yeah, and then I'll send you the text, like checking in, what's up.

Speaker 1 But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know, when you don't want to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing.

Speaker 1 So they're like, are you dumb? How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this week? And I was like, and I just feel weak.

Speaker 1 No, well, you get morning anxiety. I get more anxiety.
She disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day.
I'm like, I'm calling Des. I'm like, I don't, like, I think Paige is having a bad day.

Speaker 1 Like, what should I tell her?

Speaker 1 Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need.
I'm here. I'm literally waiting by the phone, like a good little girl waiting for you.

Speaker 1 I'm like, she's oh, I go, she must be in an escape room right now. She must be, have checked into a mental health rehab facility, and that's why she hasn't called me.

Speaker 1 Text you around 8:30, just like, how y'all doing?

Speaker 1 You go, oh my god, LOL, I was so dramatic.

Speaker 1 I go, I've been freaking out. Oh my God, that was this morning.
Literally so dramatic. I'm over it.
I feel like you wake up in a like.

Speaker 1 Do you want to know why? Why? Because I wake up and I grab my phone. And so when you see me in the comments, bitch, that's 7 a.m.

Speaker 1 My head is clear. My mind is clear and I'm ready for the day.
And then by like noon, I'm like, well,

Speaker 1 I probably shouldn't have said that. You know, I'm like,

Speaker 1 maybe no one saw it. It's funny because I used to be Mrs.
non-media trained where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on.

Speaker 1 And I didn't know that you like technically shouldn't do that, especially with like reality TV sometimes. You know, things get so misconstrued.
I went on my first red carpet with my mom

Speaker 1 for

Speaker 1 Go Red for women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know? One, it's the number one killer for women.
No, I didn't know that. And two,

Speaker 1 see, I would have said breast cancer. See? See, we don't know.

Speaker 1 That's why we're not women in STEM. Correct.
But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health.

Speaker 1 And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like, you, like, Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know.

Speaker 1 And like, it's just very under 60%.

Speaker 1 They're just, there's numbers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's numbers. Trust us when we say there are staff.
Numbers are involved. Numbers are real.
So it's, it's just a classic.

Speaker 1 case of we need to do more research for women and women will go to doctors be like my heart hurts and they're like you have anxiety. When it's like, women, if anything, we have intuition.

Speaker 1 So, raising worries about that. I'm like, mom, let's go on the carpet.
First interview,

Speaker 1 they're like, asked me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like, oh my God, because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular.

Speaker 1 You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular. I'm going to pronounce cardiovascular.
And they were like, are you hooking page up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, um, I'm.

Speaker 1 Why aren't you?

Speaker 1 Well, I just got a finger pointed at my, a long, crazy long, skinny finger pointed at my face. I'm glad you brought that up.
Where have you been?

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of, sorry, I like a moment of rest. No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve.
No,

Speaker 1 we deserve it. But I told her, I was like, this is the thing.
I did not want a headline. Yeah.
I did not want to get involved because you've been involved. No, I'm involved.

Speaker 1 And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second. So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do.
So then I just go, I'm,

Speaker 1 I'm I'm just I'm relaxing and she looks at me and she goes no you're I'm on voice route. She literally goes no you're not which I thought was illegal.
No, I gave my answer go to the next question.

Speaker 1 She goes no you're not and I go let me be frank.

Speaker 1 I'm at home with my cat which is Grace. Is that true? Yes.
Yes, I'm at home with my cat. Yes.
And in that moment, I literally was so close to go full giggler. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to be like, I'm minding my own business.

Speaker 1 Trying to mind my own business minding my own business but then i saw the headline being like hannah burner roots a reporter and says she's minding her own business i wish the headline was hannah has been trying to mind her own business hannah burner struggling to mind her own business but like me trying to not answer a question by press is it's harder than the olympics no i've been trying to mind my own business for

Speaker 1 fucking weeks now i just like can't well it's also hard when i'm trying to mind my own business but then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business but then i have to mind my own business because then i don't want to you know and that's why you see me in the comments at 7 a.m

Speaker 1 no it's actually so freaking annoying actually let me just

Speaker 1 let me say to the gigglers what like i've been wanting to say since thursday since i've been itching to do the pod okay because obviously like i see all the tick tock video i try and scroll but you know i'm also like i love attention so i'm like if i see my name i'm like whoa let me the algorithm knows you want to see your name right And so like, I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. I never want to address rumors on Giggly Squad because this is my safe space.
How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space.

Speaker 1 So like I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like I don't care. Well, I don't care, but like

Speaker 1 It's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me. Like who am I speaking to? Gigglers are tired.
They've not fighted a good fight.

Speaker 1 We do not need to add more to their play now. These women are like that.

Speaker 1 The girls have been on their like, we don't. They're taking turns.
Yeah, I've been getting DMs. They're like, Paige, please

Speaker 1 stay in the house one weekend. We're exhausted.
I'm like, no, bitch, I freaking get it. So let me just say this.
I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again. Okay.

Speaker 1 I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone, I don't know, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 And just because it's like, oh my God, Paige is just the worst. And like, she blindsided someone before the holidays.

Speaker 1 So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing.

Speaker 1 Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth.

Speaker 1 But like since no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors, I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's at the end of November. Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm, did whatever he needed to do, acting as if we were still together.
And that was fine. I said that he could do that.

Speaker 1 He was processing in his own way.

Speaker 1 Christmas came and went. Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single.
And I said, oh, here we go. We're we're ready to announce.

Speaker 1 I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad and we can both like start moving forward. It's been a full month now.
My text went unanswered.

Speaker 1 Fine. Giggly squad episode came out.
That was what, at the end of December.

Speaker 1 And then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated, that I like broke up with him like a week ago, moved on with some new guy. Let me say this here and now.

Speaker 1 I did not move on with some new guy. I am single.
I don't have a new boyfriend. I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend.

Speaker 1 And it was a full month that we were broken up and I didn't say anything because I do, even though we are public, there are certain things that I think should remain private.

Speaker 1 And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public.
any longer per your request.

Speaker 1 I have a podcast and I have the gig lert. I have the girls.
Like the girls are here. So that is when I announced that we had our breakup.

Speaker 1 Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single.

Speaker 1 And so even though he's not coming out and saying that like I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup.

Speaker 1 So any of the other like baseless rumors that are that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship.

Speaker 1 You take inventory of them, you evaluate, and then you decide if you want to go forth with that relationship. And that's what I did.

Speaker 1 I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship, but no one was blindsided. No one was cheated on.

Speaker 1 I really took to heart, like what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me.
And I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him.

Speaker 1 I will never be, I don't want to be the victim ever, but I also don't want to be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it.
We broke up almost two months ago.

Speaker 1 Nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating. There's not some big rumor that's going to come out, period.
Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh.
It's comedy time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is giggly squad, and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm not here for? People just randomly being mean to Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 1 Like, people are so mad that she's dating Timothy Chalamet. They're like, she has no talent.
Like, she, like, he deserves some, he deserves someone what?

Speaker 1 Like, what do you mean? She's literally, she's a bit, like, she has stuff. You know, I feel like

Speaker 1 there's like this concept of Hollywood where it's like, this is Hollywood, and then, like, influencers are influencers. But, like, I'm sorry, everything is a mush right now.
It's all a mush.

Speaker 1 Everyone's famous. Everyone's

Speaker 1 like, is there an A-list? There's A-list, but in a day, you can get out of it. Yeah.
Like, who's really A-list anymore?

Speaker 1 Like, Bradley Cooper. But does that make Gigi A-list?

Speaker 1 Right. And is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the lists even originated.

Speaker 1 Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not?

Speaker 1 I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list.

Speaker 1 But also,

Speaker 1 and if I get nominated for award ever, like, I never said this. The awards are made up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's all, it's all made up.
It's all, you know, campaigning and who's who dicks are being sucked. Do you campaign for like? Oh my God, it's a huge campaign.
Like, Shalomay,

Speaker 1 Timothy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL and then

Speaker 1 showing that you care. Like, do you remember Harry Styles? How he did the whole, that was him, like, campaigning when he did MSG for like 400 nights.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was, people don't talk about that enough. That was mental illness.
That was Adderall for sure. That's crazy.
How'd he do that?

Speaker 1 Wait, can we just announce we don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic. It's kind of chic.
Cause you know what? We like sleeping.

Speaker 1 So when we feel the tiredness come on, we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself?

Speaker 1 It's so dark.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend, who's like, loves old movies, and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland and he was like, no, they would just give her pills to wake her up, give her pills to go to sleep.

Speaker 1 That's how I felt in Denver. I was like, guys,

Speaker 1 you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now. I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, you know, they give you like oxygen things.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth.
And I was like, is it CPR? Am I doing CPR?

Speaker 1 No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world.
I do have to say, though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 Back to celebrities. I went to this, like, this is like my first, like, charity gala.

Speaker 1 Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere.

Speaker 1 Like a big ball. Oh, my God.
No, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, which

Speaker 1 by the way, when I went to high school, you know, I'd get off right there where the globe was and then walk to my high school. It was so chic.
So chic.

Speaker 1 And we'd hang out in Central Park, like little, you know, artsy poets in Sheep's Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood.

Speaker 1 First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop.
When I tell you, I did 42 episodes of chat room with her in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person.

Speaker 1 No way. Yeah, because I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah, because it's COVID. It was COVID and it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon.
Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths.

Speaker 1 We've never crossed paths.

Speaker 1 She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk.
And I look at her and she doesn't realize we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, but we've never met in person. And so that was crazy.
Also, she is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 And like, I mean, between her bottom and Giselle, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent.

Speaker 1 They're like, you're the funny one.

Speaker 1 You know, but they're so funny, too. But anyway, guess who the host was? Who?

Speaker 1 I love I say guess, like, you could guess.

Speaker 1 There's no way. I love the way you tell the story.

Speaker 1 Yes, you can't. You can't get it.
You stupid little bitch. You can't get it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm sorry. I know Mario Lopez.
Sharon Stone. Wow.
Who is so beautiful?

Speaker 1 And she, so we're in like the this. Now she does a a good short hair, slick back, like

Speaker 1 her, the cheekbone. Yeah, her jaws.
And her profile is so cunt.

Speaker 1 So she walks on. Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board.
Well, talk about it girl.

Speaker 1 The most. So there was this huge backstage area because it was fashionable.
And I think she had like a lesbian moment. Well, that's what I've been.

Speaker 1 That's what I've been trying to get you into.

Speaker 1 Honestly.

Speaker 1 But bet I'm just like, jokes on you guys.

Speaker 1 Jokes on you guys.

Speaker 1 I'm this close.

Speaker 1 I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like

Speaker 1 in control of the show who I knew. And for some reason, Sharon Stone like stops right where I am.
I think she thought I was someone I, or I think she thought I was someone I wasn't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or she was like, oh, this is some girl that I don't know that I should know. And she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone.
And the woman next to her goes, stand up at Sharon Stone.

Speaker 1 But I mean, no way. I didn't think she was stopping.

Speaker 1 I thought it was someone behind me, but she just stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh, hi.
And she goes, stand up at Sharon Stone. I stand up.
And I go, no. Hi, Sharon Stone.

Speaker 1 Literally, that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, put pants on.
It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah.

Speaker 1 Stand up. It's Sharon Stone.
So I stood up and I was like, you are just iconic in every way. And she was like, thanks.
And then went on to walk.

Speaker 1 And I looked at my mom and I was like, what the hell was that? I feel like she's really tall in person. She's tall, but not like freaky tall, but like

Speaker 1 a solid 5'8. Yes.
Yeah. She's just regal.
And then she was hosting.

Speaker 1 And some charities, I do have to say, I mean, shout out charities. We love what you do.

Speaker 1 No, we love your work. We love your work.
We're obsessed with. Some of these words

Speaker 1 are boring. Like, this is like, they're just, they're yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't, like, they just, some people at the charity want to hear this.
Was it a sit-down dinner?

Speaker 1 No, it was the most fun, like, concert, and they did a cocktail hour. Cocktail hour concert, and then a fashion show of all these, like, red dresses.
It was amazing.

Speaker 1 But Sharon Stone, when she gets the mic, she has such an aura. Like, she was telling stories that, like, weren't even completely related all the time.
It was, she's killing on the mic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then Suki Waterhouse is there. Oh,

Speaker 1 what does she look like in person? Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
Tall.

Speaker 1 The cheekbones out of control. Did she have bangs? Yes.

Speaker 1 And she just, she has an 11-month child. There's something.
She's inspirational. There's something about British people and like they pull off bangs better.

Speaker 1 You know? I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it.
Because you pulled them off very well. But it's just something like.

Speaker 1 They sit on the face. And they sit on their face better.
It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones.

Speaker 1 yeah like i mean she's not british yeah she is she's irish she pulls off a lot of accents okay we're gonna have european european europeans pull off bangs in a different like in a non-intentional way like i feel like amazing

Speaker 1 girls were like that's why the whole thing is like are you okay like we it's we go too hard myself included like i'm including myself in that but but it's so funny because she's so british but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent which no one's ever studied that no it'll never make sense it'll never make sense someone should study it it.

Speaker 1 Like Adele has an accent,

Speaker 1 but like May Adele doesn't.

Speaker 1 You know, like Maya Dele in my head, she's from Queens.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 If Adele was from America, hello, it's me. Yes.
Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long, and you haven't ringed me up once.

Speaker 1 I will beat your ass. Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th.
Where are you? How are we not cast in an aura is beyond me, and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you from L.A.? You lucky bitch, okay?

Speaker 1 I love that my Adele is

Speaker 1 John Queen. So that's so fun.
Not my Adele.

Speaker 1 Then Sarah Bareles.

Speaker 1 Are you familiar with her work? I am. I'm not going to hide you.
I love songs. Her voice.

Speaker 1 Did she perform? She performed for 40 minutes and I was glued to my seat.

Speaker 1 Her voice is so incredible. Now she's whatever.
Long story short, I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just hammered it up on my own stage.

Speaker 1 It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others.

Speaker 1 It's so nice to let someone else talk.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 Sometimes I'm like, How about you go? These girls have been doing this thing called listening that I've never tried. Yeah.
But swipe up if you want to listen. Hannah 25, I highly recommend it.

Speaker 1 It was so fun, so relaxing. I almost, I think I may have learned something.
I can't tell you the last time I went to something. You're going to say, listen.

Speaker 1 Well, that.

Speaker 1 I can't tell you the last time I went to a performance.

Speaker 1 So I want to go see and Juliet. There's also this all-in-com.
I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Because it's kind of thing like people from

Speaker 1 Broadway shows. Not musicals.
Okay. There's some like shows.
And Juliet's a musical. I lied.
Oh, wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like,

Speaker 1 you like stand-up. I love a stand-up.
Look, you come hang with me at some shows. We'll figure it out.
Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's safe for you.

Speaker 1 Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm

Speaker 1 open to new opportunities. Or you're going to love it.

Speaker 1 It's just, it's honestly just like men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their come jokes, which honestly can be relaxing.

Speaker 1 I feel like they're the kind of guys that like, when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on and, like, I never got over it. And you're like, what age?

Speaker 1 And they're like, the fourth grade. You know, like, it's that type of energy that they hold on to.

Speaker 1 No, it's the kind of thing where on stage, they're so charming, then they get off stage and you're like, could you, could you smile once? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll sit in the audience, but I'm saying, like, I haven't sat in the audience of something in a while. No, I'm not sure.
And I think, and I'm craving it.

Speaker 1 I even think as a performer, it's important to like remember the experience of, like, you know, we never see the front of these theaters.

Speaker 1 Like, we don't even see where it says, like, Giggly Squad, Michigan, whatever. What's it called? It's in the front.
It's called the front of a theater. The marquee.

Speaker 1 We never see the marquee.

Speaker 1 We will go to tons of time. Never see the marquee because we go in through the back door.
The back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go.

Speaker 1 Did I touch shit?

Speaker 1 And then we go in.

Speaker 1 We never talked about after we did Giggly Squad Radio City like I got home my brother came to the show and he didn't say anything to me other than really page an anal joke in front of our parents.

Speaker 1 Did he say that? Okay, that's giving jelly. And I'm jelly.

Speaker 1 I didn't say it was me. It's giving jelly.

Speaker 1 Speaking of my papa, because okay the Giggly Squad books, there's like a galley that's been made, which is like the first.

Speaker 1 I don't know what a galley is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's going around and I think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like, do you you guys want it or whatever?

Speaker 1 And my papa started reading it and he was like, do you guys talk about pooping like you do on the pod? And I was like, probably.

Speaker 1 I don't know what chapter it is, but he started reading it and he really liked it. Probably.

Speaker 1 I don't. Look at the chapters.
It's 27 years. There's something called an index.
Actually, there is a chapter of how to poop in public.

Speaker 1 There is.

Speaker 1 I definitely started that chapter, but.

Speaker 1 No, I'm obsessed with your family. Truly.
Nice. No, we had a fun weekend with my uncle Johnny.
Um, he has a basement of all old movie

Speaker 1 paraphernalia. Let's actually, I saw it on your Instagram story.

Speaker 1 You've been Instagram. I love when you get in an Instagram story mood because sometimes you're just like, you're reposting, you're like working, you're like, this is what I've done.

Speaker 1 But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor.

Speaker 1 Last night, I re-watched your Instagram story like like three times when you posted that dog and said I love your Bob I lost it It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was you know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des I don't have anyone to be snarky with yes, so then these

Speaker 1 people Yeah, that actually wasn't what I wanted to write I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading and be like, why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob?

Speaker 1 And I was like, it's internet joke, whatever. No, this dog's bob was so coaft.
And when it would bark, it would do like a like, it would like,

Speaker 1 it was, it was literally

Speaker 1 Anna Windor of dogs. Yeah.
And, but the dog was gay. It was a gay man.
Yep. And honestly, he looked at me and went,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 you were going for Auburn hair. Got it.
I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her after Paige.

Speaker 1 Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once.
Or you bring it down down again.

Speaker 1 This is so sad. My family dog, Polo, passed away two days ago.
My mom called me hysterically crying.

Speaker 1 Did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no?

Speaker 1 No. You're like, I'm too my own sex.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago. I got my own shit going on.
Mom, I can't talk right now. Fuck that dog.

Speaker 1 No, actually, wait, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset.
So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, like, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, okay, good.
Cause I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now. And I'm like, literally, like, I don't know what's happening.
Everyone's remedies me.

Speaker 1 No, but when I tell you, this dog was like your mom's shadow.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Polo.
No, Polo was.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, I think we talked about in the pod, but when I did visit that day,

Speaker 1 this dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead.
No, this dog was dead. No one was acknowledging.

Speaker 1 this dog lived a good life long life but like i looked over and the dog is you know when they're laying but like it doesn't look like they're breathing

Speaker 1 this dog consumed more italian meats than any boyfriend i've ever dated some would say that we'll kill them

Speaker 1 some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed the dog someone say it was a little overweight and maybe it had some cardiovascular problems.

Speaker 1 No, but I literally, like, when we're about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive. We get back.
I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes, which I think is me.

Speaker 1 I hate animals dying to the point that, like, I'd rather it be a human. Yeah.
So I, like, couldn't handle it. The comedy started to come with it.
But then when you told me, I sent

Speaker 1 you tagged. Yes.
I said, Kimmy. I tagged him.
And I said, sad news today. Polo has passed away.
No, I got really upset. No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat Trixie.

Speaker 1 And my dad, like, if my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Gigu Squad right now and be like I need to process this no the great thing about polo was I got polo after like our dog before polo passed away and I think we waited maybe like six months before we got polo but I got him when I turned when I was 18 and My parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't.

Speaker 1 And so like, I just felt, I was in such a weird time where I was just like, I don't know what I'm freaking doing. And I guess, like, I have to go to college.
And that's terrifying.

Speaker 1 But I was living home and I just felt like a little lonely. I felt like a loser, honestly.
I was like, oh my God, like, I'm the only one not going away to school.

Speaker 1 And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day.
So like it truly was my dog. It was the cutest puppy.
The cutest.

Speaker 1 So I, cause I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much.
When you were supposed to be at school.

Speaker 1 I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes.

Speaker 1 We ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like, and also as a puppy, the laziest dog I've ever seen. Like just like had no interest in like running, jumping, playing.

Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, get in the bed.

Speaker 1 And so then when I moved to New York City, I really felt like I had like abandoned him and he truly became my mom's dog. And he was just, he was just like the perfect dog.

Speaker 1 Can we have a moment of silence for Polo? Moment of silence for pola

Speaker 1 thank you thank you

Speaker 1 thank you should we start doing moment of silence for everything

Speaker 1 for people that we cut out of our lives moment of silence side note we raised so much money we haven't gotten the official stats we'll post it soon um for the la fires and with the giggly squad t-shirt we're so happy about that We love charity.

Speaker 1 We're also very specific about the charities. Like, we want to do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything.

Speaker 1 And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated.

Speaker 1 I saw a TikTok that said, if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not like pre-menstrual, so like, which I that happens every time I have my period, but like

Speaker 1 all month. Okay.

Speaker 1 Find a new relationship.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 1 Apparently they said it's like, it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out and if you're breaking out while you're with him it's like your body's response do you did you follow any of the madeline rg central sea drama when that happened

Speaker 1 kind of like a little all the videos were too long

Speaker 1 but it was he kept cheating on her for me they were too gen z i was like these are kids these are kids they'll figure it out but the videos i've been seeing sometimes it sometimes they get back together

Speaker 1 um i don't think they're back together but he had like just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was like making videos like i hope she doesn't listen to this and like go back to him like i would crumble like it was that like

Speaker 1 got it oh you're like you're glow up and you're like how do you i would just call him and be like give me 20

Speaker 1 literally

Speaker 1 you're using my likeness cut the amount of men i'd like to call and say hey

Speaker 1 That'll be 10 fucking grand. Well, that's like Mariah Carrie suing her ex for wasting her time.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment until this moment at first i was like i call mariah

Speaker 1 okay now i'm like why haven't more women done that no the pettiness of mariah carrie is something to like be studied yeah what was i saying you were saying central c wrote us okay so

Speaker 1 he says in it that like about her skin glow like glowing or whatever and she does look

Speaker 1 completely different since like getting out of the relationship with him all of her videos she did do i would follow her because one i thought she was just like cute and like

Speaker 1 I love her.

Speaker 1 And she would always make videos about like her acne and her skin and all this stuff. And then like recently, she's glowing.
The clearest skin I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 Do you ever do, you do see some girls in relationships? And I'm talking about not FaceTune, just raw, where you're like,

Speaker 1 I think, I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out.
Yeah. I want you, girls, look in the mirror.
You don't really know.

Speaker 1 And I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. True.

Speaker 1 i'm trying to think like what if i had any breakups where like i my physical appearance drastically changed i once was in a relationship where

Speaker 1 i knew i needed to break up with him but i was so scared

Speaker 1 and i stepped eating which has never been done in the history of my life yeah i was so skinny but like in an embarrassing way where like i wanted to eat but couldn't like i remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family and i ordered pasta and I couldn't eat it and I was like trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it, but I was so sick and nauseous.

Speaker 1 No, because I knew that like I was going to be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Cause bitch has never not finished a meal.

Speaker 1 And then like even at work, I'd be like eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it and people comment about it. Like people would be like, do you not like your sandwich? Oh my God.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So and I got very skinny. And then I started to feel like I was sick, like I had a disease that was like taking.

Speaker 1 Well, I feel like I I don't have good friends because I feel like anytime I'm not eating, they're like, you look great. No, when you're not eating, what are you doing? Keep it up.

Speaker 1 Are you not finishing that? Can I eat that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's different. You're just inquiring, inquiring about if you can eat it or not.
I just remember then I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three.

Speaker 1 And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance. It's funny because one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks.
And

Speaker 1 it's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl about going through a breakup.

Speaker 1 And you just like, you have to, you really do have to let them get out all the possibility, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head.

Speaker 1 And she was like going back and forth with it. And she was just like, I don't know if it's right.
And like, blah, blah, blah. And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together.

Speaker 1 Like, you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 And then, I mean, we were three hours in. This bitch was like, I've never been more myself.

Speaker 1 You're like, a monkey has been lifted all the time. You're also three martinis deep.

Speaker 1 Girls do, losing hair is a thing too. Yeah.
Losing. And people don't talk about it because I think it is like, it gets scary, but it's more common than you'd think.

Speaker 1 I've had, definitely had friends being like, you're in the shower and you're like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Like, your body is literally like, you can't, you can try to trick your mind, but you can't trick me, bitch. You can't trick you.

Speaker 1 I think my, like, I've had breakups where my face, like, I felt like I was holding weight like in my face. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then like I would break up and I'd be like, oh

Speaker 1 she does have a dog friend. We didn't know.
Gua human gua sha.

Speaker 1 Did I say that right, gua sha? No, it's it's very interesting.

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Speaker 1 Oh, I have a show I've been watching.

Speaker 1 Did you watch White Lotus?

Speaker 1 No, that's one of the shows I haven't watched. I've watched White Lotus.
I'm watching British. I should because it is very like true crimey.
Yeah, I like it. Like a little mystery.
Okay, whatever.

Speaker 1 The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy.

Speaker 1 Shoot, I can't think of his name, whatever.

Speaker 1 And he was like really,

Speaker 1 really hot in it. And he

Speaker 1 was, I think he was British. No, not Theo James.
That's my love. No, it was a different guy.
Anyway, he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect. Oh, oh, yeah.
I don't know what's so good.

Speaker 1 Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple, Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're...
No, they're putting in more. Quality over quantity.
Like,

Speaker 1 when they put out a show, you know it has been green the fuck lit. You're so right because their top 10 is the same all year.
Yeah, and it is fire. And then they bring back the really good ones.

Speaker 1 Question for you.

Speaker 1 No, I don't know what's going on in Severance. I can't understand it.
Oh, I've given up on that. Last podcast we were like, watch it.
Rewatch it. I have to watch another episode.

Speaker 1 What is your...

Speaker 1 Like when you go, okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is, what is you, you don't know what I'm going to say anyway.

Speaker 1 What is your, what's your streaming platform? Like, what's your device where all your apps are on? Okay, this, I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys.

Speaker 1 This is the rawest I've ever been. I think it's pod.
If it's what I think, I go. Okay, well, first of all,

Speaker 1 can I answer it in my own way first?

Speaker 1 This is an open forum. Okay.

Speaker 1 We created it. I sit down and just out of habit,

Speaker 1 first of all, I don't know how to share my own TV on. There's too many remotes.
I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the the tennis channel.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Let me rewind you. You're going to the tennis channel first, but how are you getting to the tennis channel? So it's on cable.
It's on cable.

Speaker 1 But I don't know the tennis channel, so I have to go tennis channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to have a tennis channel, you hear me go, tennis channel.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 That's, I think it's 500 something.

Speaker 1 After past 30, I'm not remembering anything.

Speaker 1 If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. Right.
So I watch put the tennis channel on. And if it's a a match I like,

Speaker 1 she's sad. Okay.
And I'll do my thing. And I will have it on all day.
Okay. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to live TV, and they have other matches on

Speaker 1 that are sometimes like women's matches that I want to watch.

Speaker 1 Then I do go to Netflix.

Speaker 1 as my first okay just to be like is there a new documentary learning okay i don't think you're understanding my question

Speaker 1 how long are you gonna let me go well you said you wanted to to do it in your own way, and I'm a supportive friend.

Speaker 1 What is your box?

Speaker 1 Optimum.

Speaker 1 Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical

Speaker 1 part of this.

Speaker 1 My husband deals with that. I don't know what the Wi-Fi password is.
I come in and I use it. And when it doesn't work, I say DES.
And then he's like, How could you always break the TV?

Speaker 1 No, I should have come correct as somebody who does not believe in Bluetooth or Wi-Fi, has never had a wireless headphone. I should have come correct.

Speaker 1 My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too.

Speaker 1 Men don't have an Apple TV. They don't have a Roku.
They say, this is a smart TV. Why would I have that?

Speaker 1 Is that you? That's what Des has done to me. And what's crazy is our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone because it's not up on ours.
Right.

Speaker 1 And I just thought that's the life I had to live. No, but I'm really not the life you have to live.

Speaker 1 I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct.
And they came correct. I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV.
All my apps are right there.

Speaker 1 Everything's like signed in. Everything's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I go to my brother's and

Speaker 1 chaos. Chaos.
Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is? You know? No, I know.
And not to brag, but Des is a man of the world. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So occasionally, for some reason, our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited.

Speaker 1 He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it. I don't know what's going on.
He's given your TV an STD

Speaker 1 and you have no way of getting it. Anyway, now Des is in, he's in Dublin.
For how long?

Speaker 1 He's coming back for a second.

Speaker 1 He's on pretty long of a tour. Oh, my God.
But also, like, we have stuff going on too. So, like, what have you been doing? Well, that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years.

Speaker 1 We're like, well, I got to know my mom and dad. And they seen

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 sent Kim flowers for polo access.

Speaker 1 You're Martha Mae Juvier.

Speaker 1 I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions. But when you're coming here, I'm going to speak your corresponding penmanship.
I'm going to watch the Grammys full with no interruptions tonight.

Speaker 1 Wow. Literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews.
He goes, I can't believe you're going to watch this for three more hours. All the questions are the same.
And I go, yeah.

Speaker 1 And I'm observing a hundred different things of like, this is girlhood that you're not understanding. No men don't go.
And he's like, this interview is awkward.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, and that's why I like watching it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, this is the first weekend. There's no football.
So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which,

Speaker 1 do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game. They played, but please, I will say though.
They played the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 Okay. And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the Chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again.

Speaker 1 Everything's about money. Everything's about money.
The league makes more money when the Chiefs go to the finals because Taylor Swift's of a woman.

Speaker 1 And now we've said it.

Speaker 1 And the way this bitch deserves a cut,

Speaker 1 more than anyone. I think about it all the time.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut.
I don't think that would ever, like, they would ever say that because that,

Speaker 1 I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like they've played her music.

Speaker 1 There's just no way because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 How would they not pay her? Like something. Or maybe she's signing to let them cut to her.
Because she's not only getting hate. Oh, yeah.
Like maybe she's saying you can change her.

Speaker 1 You can cut this amount of time. And you give me a certain amount of money.
And maybe her team gets approvals. Like, that's making shit up.
So, yeah, I love this stuff.

Speaker 1 Or, or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't care about your little game.
I don't care. I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend.
Like, I'm being supportive.

Speaker 1 I don't give a shit. Can I, can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings.

Speaker 1 I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this.
Why are the positions fullback, cornerback, running back, tight end?

Speaker 1 Like, we don't tight end. Like, who is in the room? Like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously.

Speaker 1 Tight end. And it's always the hot Travis Kelsey's tight end, Markowski's tight end.
They pick the key.

Speaker 1 See, I can say positions, but I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.
Honestly, if any man said tight end to me, I'd be thankful.

Speaker 1 Nobody. You know what I'm saying? Thank you.
It's one thing if all of them were like side end, wide end, tight end. It has nothing to do with tight ends.
And then they just decide.

Speaker 1 What is a tight end? A tight end is the guy on, I guess, the end who keeps it tight.

Speaker 1 He keeps that motherfucking shit tight.

Speaker 1 After the game, what do they do together? Shower.

Speaker 1 And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers. You don't have to go in the same showers.
And I've heard multiple men football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I've never team bonded with a friend naked.

Speaker 1 The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room. Yeah, and it's against my will.

Speaker 1 I know for a fact I was in there first, I know for a fact, and then you had a chimichonga, okay?

Speaker 1 So, let's not even act like it was just us bonding, it was you having a serious problem. It was also clearly an emergency, it's medical, which is medical, we have an emergency contact.

Speaker 1 Sorry, grandpa, papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die? I was in the car.

Speaker 1 What's a gas bubble? Like, you have to fart?

Speaker 1 Let me explain. So, I was in California with Andrew Collin.
I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show.

Speaker 1 So, I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger for the show. Yeah.
But obviously, I'm starving. And he goes to get the car and he didn't finish his fries.
So, I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries.

Speaker 1 So, I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth. And then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show.
Yeah. I get in the car.
Everything's normal.

Speaker 1 Do you know when you get a wave of like diarrhea? Like, it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach okay is it it's bubbling below below okay in your stomach

Speaker 1 it's not like a heartburn bubble no okay it's for me it's always you know I don't even burp it always it goes that one hole yeah so I'm I guess you're more of a puker thank you

Speaker 1 Like that's so dainty of you. The other day, wait, this is so bad.
The other day I coughed so hard, I threw up in my own bed.

Speaker 1 I go, this is a new. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors.
This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, no.

Speaker 1 But I honestly. Daphne, who just shot in your bed five minutes earlier, was like, do that in another room? I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat?

Speaker 1 Like, I just had a hairball.

Speaker 1 And she goes,

Speaker 1 you're becoming the same thing. She's like, oh my God.
No, you know when you have to have diarrhea, but you hold it because you're in a car. Yeah.
So it goes away and then the wave hits again.

Speaker 1 I call it a gas bubble. This bubble needs to be released.

Speaker 1 But I'm like with a straight man. Right.
And like if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm going to give you a stat, a play-by-play

Speaker 1 until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing. So Andrew said that I just got really quiet.
Like he was like asking me. This is when you start sweating.
This is the most fun.

Speaker 1 And he's being funny. And I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're going to have disaster.
So I'm just holding it in. And I'm like, you're sweating.
You're crying. Like, it's horrible.

Speaker 1 And when I, I ran to the bathroom. Yeah.
And we have like a small green room. And it was just like him outside and me in the green room, like releasing my inside.

Speaker 1 There's nothing worse than, and I remember, what city was it in? Milwaukee. You know, exactly.
Milwaukee? Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 There was nothing worse than that even a bad one. That was not even a bad one.
Grace and I almost passed away.

Speaker 1 Grace and I were polo, deceased. And for all of you who are judging me right now at home,

Speaker 1 if you want a laxative, perform stand-up comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body.
Before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you, and your body needs to, like, release it.

Speaker 1 I've never been married.

Speaker 1 We know. I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling you get before you walk down the aisle of, like, oh, I have a nervous pee, like, have a pee or like a nervous poop or like whatever.

Speaker 1 It's that feeling. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 you know, what's crazy though? I never had a crazy feeling getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the the aisle, but I'm way more nervous about like having kids.

Speaker 1 I hope they never listen to that. Can we have a moment of silence? Let's have a moment of silence.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I had a gas bubble.

Speaker 1 But I saw my

Speaker 1 final thing I just wanted to say to like bond with you.

Speaker 1 Do you feel like we're not bonded enough? I feel like this episode we didn't really connect.

Speaker 1 I looked over in the car today, and my nana's. First of all, seeing your mom or your nana scroll their instagram is so my shayla yeah my shayla

Speaker 1 and i looked and she was her algorithm has runway on it and nana's like oh i love this dress and i wait i'm gonna start dming nana different outfits i see that i like nana is so cute she was like i have to respond to my fans right now I need a minute.

Speaker 1 Okay. I have to talk to my girls.
And then she got upset because she realized, this is the funniest thing that's ever happened.

Speaker 1 I said that up too strong. She said, she realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it.
And I said, Nana, that makes your life easier.

Speaker 1 And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls.
When I write on Instagram, I don't want it to be, my Facebook is a whole different

Speaker 1 demo. Yeah.
I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one.

Speaker 1 We don't. We don't.
Oh, no. Oh, it's a Twitter.
Twitter. Oh, it.
A Twitter. No, I feel like someone did a g anyway.
Anyways, there's something not on Instagram articulation.

Speaker 1 We've been hacked.

Speaker 1 You gotta know what's gonna happen when it does hacked.

Speaker 1 Justin Bieber. Do you know how

Speaker 1 many people I wanted to comment on the internet this weekend blocked?

Speaker 1 Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked.
Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked.

Speaker 1 But one last thing, just shout out. Yeah.
Scaparelli.

Speaker 1 Look at you.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art.
Is anyone doing it like Scaparelli right now? No.

Speaker 1 It's truly works of art. That's the thing, like with fashion,

Speaker 1 it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're working with. We think Scaparelli is actually where we

Speaker 1 come together. We are, we come together in Scaparelli.
Because one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there.
All three, it's gorgeous. Scaparelli is us.
We are Scaparelli.

Speaker 1 Like, if you see us, you go, those are Scaparelli girls. Wait, we need to be in Scaparelli together.
Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us.
Thank you for starting fights with us.

Speaker 1 And starting fights, defending us. My back.

Speaker 1 We love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida.

Speaker 1 San Augustine, Florida.

Speaker 1 Nashville, New Orleans for Valentine's Day. You guys better be there.
I need to get all my outfits. I know, me too.
I haven't had them, I don't have them yet. I like forgot.
Red, pink moments.

Speaker 1 Scappearly. Shoot.
Scaparelli.

Speaker 1 Okay, love you guys. Bye.

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