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Trying is believing.

Sup, gigglers.

Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello, my grand gigglers.

Oh, how fancy.

We're having fun with character acting.

I love it.

I love it.

How are you?

I, wait, I feel like I haven't seen you.

Have I not?

No.

I've been in Irvine, California.

Doing what?

Doing stand-up shows. You've been crushing.
Oh my God, stop, thank you. I want to just say in your clips, your hair has been looking really good.
Because you know, like sometimes I watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m. and I'm contemplating like so many other decisions I've made in my life.
You're like, because I have eight screens open. Oh, truly.
And I've been noticing your hair you know some people make comments obviously when i i don't not brush okay sometimes i don't brush my hair it's just that i air dry it so it looks crazy and then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up you don't have a good sleep so it's giving haters like it's giving like your jelly that like i had like four hours of rem last night and you didn't so if you see my hair standing straight up in the back just know she's well rested can i say something i was at i was at dinner with sierra a couple nights ago and she said something to me a couple summers ago that i never forgot and she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair and i said let me think let me think and i'm you just say hannah you don't have to call her white girl and i'm sitting at dinner and i touch the back of my hair and she looks at me and she goes you didn't do the back of your hair and i go it's none of my business it's literally it doesn't come across my desk how would the back of my hair come across my desk that's like when you're're doing your own like fake tan, do you do your back? Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You know that my wingspan is crazy.
True. I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything.
You're like an octopus. No, true.
An Italian octopus. I truly am.
I'm Calamod, fried Calamod. I also calamad i also okay wait kind of a big deal but like it's such a big deal but also not a big deal at all that's my favorite kind of deals but it's the least important huge deal so doesn't i have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff and he had like an audition and i was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife-a-ger and he was like why don't why don't you talk to me when you get one call back like maybe one call back and i was like okay first of all who knows i could be getting call back for all these auditions i did the last couple months they're sifting through it takes time right they're watching tape also they probably saw it and were like wow that was a lot to take in i need to process and they're probably like star her we have another project for her that would be perfect they were like wait i have a much bigger role in mind i'm saying so i was like that's not even the case and he's like you'll know pretty quickly and i was like that's made up so he literally that day was like talk to me when you get a call back but that's you know that's our's a little negging.
So I get a callback, but I didn't know it was a callback because it said like directors, like they called it something different. So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a something coffee or something.
And they were like, no, it's a callback. So I called Des and I was like, go fuck yourself.
But but i get this callback i'm so excited for two roles love it an assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing and like when i tell you it was like less than two lines less than two lines and i'm trying to memorize it but you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard it's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close it's like when you're like oh i have a quiz on friday so i'm not going to think about it till like friday morning and then you get to the quiz and you're like oh i should have thought about it like a couple days prior but like it was just a quiz it wasn't a test then the auditions in new jersey classic so i have to like drive to new jersey oh who's calling me oh my husband he knew we were talking about him he knew mom is working okay so i get there oh yeah and the end of it they said like you could do a one minute improv on your character so i was like that's where i'm gonna shine that's so crazy that would make me i'd need seven seven beta blockers that's the equivalent of someone saying and what's a fun fact about you improv for one minute get the fuck out of my face that's just me living life that's me at a starbucks in the morning i'm like can i improv for you for one minute that's all i want to do is improv for one minute get out that's longer than one minute i'm gonna lose you you know what i mean no picturing you at starbucks being like i have a bit i want to see if you think this is funny give me one minute that's all i do but the funny thing is is i like i literally fuck up the first line which is so funny but i i get it back also i did take a beta blog because you must you must also i went although this is the day after radio city mind you so i went from playing radio city to go to new jersey waiting two hours so i do my lines and they were like thank you and i look at them go, wait, do you want to see my improv? Because in the audition, they were like, no, no. And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two line character? And I was like, yes, I actually came up with a whole background.
Her mom, her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom. Of course.
And actually came up with a whole background her mom her mom was you know she has a tough relationship with her mom of course and i i came up with a whole world of this assistant i love and i just i was like should i look at the camera and they were like we don't care where you look like it doesn't matter i'm like bitch if i were to come all the way from to new jersey which is cross country at this point truly i'm I'm going to commit to the bit. Wait, I'm going to be.
This is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different.
When I'm trying on outfits or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit. I'm immediately improv-ing.
I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe? Yeah. What's your facial expression when you're waiting? Yeah.
Like what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself.
She's a different character. However, I did see a TikTok saying that when you shop, you should, unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because like you're never gonna wear those clothes.
Like I shop like I'm someone different. Like I'm like, oh, if I wore, so it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment.
Well, she's usually depressed and on the couch. So that's a lot.
Speaking of depression, we have a problem. What? We got an email last week saying we have to record our audio book.
Oh. And you responded, great.
And I was like, you can't read. Especially because last podcast I was like literally hacking up a lung.

Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like deep, deep.
They were coming from like a dark place in your soul. There's a cough going around New York City.
I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home. No, but I got it.
And I literally just here's the other thing. Let's just talk about being sick for a second.
The remedies for being sick are I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick.
Like I'm not buying all. I mean, I buy all the medicine.
I take it all. And I'm like, this doesn't work.
The only thing that has cured my sickness is Vicks. I fucking love Vicks.
I'll put Vicks all over my fucking body. it on my pussy and gargling with salt water yep and that's basically free and minding my own business i've been trying to mind my own business i really it's like so crazy i see things online i'm like who is she that's not me that's not my business you're like why would the algorithm ever show me that that has nothing to do with me i'm like who she did what no i say something i forget you're my best friend no do you see things and think i didn't tell you things because i never know no no no no no okay good but i do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something like even like that article like what page was doing behind the scenes on Radio City I was like what did we do and I clicked it and I said romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were you know just scared don't ever trust me in an article because I've blacked out I'm like what do we do I do have to say I never hate myself more than the way i sound in a quote on an article because there's no tone and every now and then i'll see a sentence and it's in quotes which i said and i'm just like i sound like just i don't know that girl stupid i sound uneducated yeah if they put all the likes in it i'm like oh why did you do that and sarcasm doesn't doesn't work it doesn't hit i learned that though in a people article way back when when they were like asking me about my husband she was like you're with someone who's in his 40s like what is that like and i was like every day i'm afraid he's gonna die and the headline was like hannah afraid her husband's going to die and um then we got a prenup no then we got life insurance things have been pretty good so far we have to get this audiobook figured out though because one i feel like the girls are like the audio we have to do it it has and we have to put her all into it like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts but like do you think you can read off a page and like not i think i can do i think i can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice oh so this you might actually thrive in this environment i think i might thrive in this environment and i've always seen myself as someone like as a character in stewart little or paddington like whenever you see those behind the scenes like famous people acting it out you're like i love it yeah yeah i'm like i love that how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie if one one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon called Little Giggly Girls? And it's us running around somewhere.
Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just, you know, we're just full 360 women.
And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing.

And I do see a world where we create like a TV show for little girls.

That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms.

Yes.

Yes.

And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate? I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.
So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because I've been so terrified because stand-up comedy is a male-dominated field. And while my career career is gaining momentum my eggs are losing momentum and i'm competing with these fucking men and if i have kids i'm afraid like i'm gonna fall behind them and then i was thinking about like other careers that i think women would dominate if like the last you know hundreds of years we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to.
First of all, chefs, chefs being, it's giving, it's giving like, it doesn't make sense that not, that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking. Yeah.
Isn't there a whole thing that like we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out? Period. Period.
We always talk about this, the FBI. Like you've never called your dad when you lost something.
Never once. Not once.
You're like, you know who'll know where this is? Who can find it? My dad. Never.
Oh yeah. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not going to get into.
And then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys. Yeah.
But I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful in them.

Not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.

No, I know.

Just think about it.

Most guys are ugly and they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then I have to start going to Pilates. I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy.
Like, no, why are there so many men on my like for you page and like my Instagram stories waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee, and then just like chilling the rest of the day, but pretending that they do stuff stuff it's so cringy to me it's

the men have the men have tried to like take our hot girl role it's like you don't belong in pilates get out if you're that hot i'm fine if you're not making money it's the guys who were not hot and not making money that it's like what are we bringing to the table don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table.

Yeah, I am the table.

I'm the table don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table yeah i am the table i'm the table and four chairs take a seat bitch sit down wait i have to say one thing of one daphne update yes i had to do a photo shoot at the plaza last week and it was like oh my blair waldorf emily in paris dreams come true daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot this poor kitty had a work day like kitty had a freaking work day i literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like give put me back up for adoption because like bitch this is sleep on the job at all she slept throughout the whole job really but the best part was she jumped up on the bed she looked at everyone and she peed at the plaza and she i said you know what daphne i did birth you because i peed in positano once time wait i love how she has to make eye contact during the pee she has it so gnarly. It's very performative.
No, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't.
And then she got under the bed and was like, I'll be here until my next shot. My assistant literally was under the bed of the plaza.
Trying to get my cat. so Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets yeah so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing I can't wait to see the photos though I can't wait to see the photos the girl that styled the shoot her name shout out her name is Maren Taylor she's so incredible she found this set this like knit not even knit i don't even know like crocheted set that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had daphne's face on it i was like i need to purchase this like please secure this for me it was so cute i can't wait to see the pictures because daphne truly is i just hope daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry you know like because you know the makeup artist talk and next you know it's like she peed on someone during the last year they're like um daphne's been clawing and peeing someone dm'd me the other day and was like um carl lagerfeld's cat tropet her bed or his bed was on sale at sotheby's she's like do it do it what was it was just so much money was it i don't know i literally didn't look it up because i was like if i look it up and it's gorgeous i'll have to purchase it and that's self-control and that's boundaries and that's self-control i was like i can't if it's 17 000 like i can't do it i do have to say this is a random thought but about children um I've never both your dad and your brother's name is Gary I've never seen a baby named Gary so can someone explain that to me I never meet other Garys either the only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand-up bits and it's always like fucking gary you know and of course i'm always sending them to him it's just where are all the there's adult gary's but i've never seen a toddler gary where it's like hi little gary like it's not a thing it's like greg you've never seen a baby named greg no no that's Honestly.
It's funny. My brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan.
But my dad was Danny and my brother was Daniel. What did you guys do? Gary Jr.? No, Gary's not a junior.
They have different middle names. I want like, why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls? Because I, as has never gone through a phase I always say this when people dm me like I'm thinking about naming my baby page I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name like I if that was a thing I would so name my daughter page I know because it's like we can't get the last name can we get the first name at least right can we have like a say in anything over here are women even allowed to talk in 2025 it's so great you're talking i i wore the sorry i'm on voice rest sweatshirt and i've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt i am getting bad luck this trip the second i got to the airport you lost your, a guy just is like, what is your sweatshirt say?

And I'm like, oh, no.

And then they read it and they go, oh, are you on voice rest?

And I'm like, this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already.

Like you're just like, shh.

And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me.

What is your sweatshirt?

And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like, it feels like three minutes too long. Yeah.
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I'm decade okay and normally i defend taylor but what i will say is taylor swift herself does not want that title taylor swift is like i'm smart i'm funny i'm interesting i've never tried to be a fashionista why are they trying to put that on her honey i was shocked i don't what super that's Super what I did I never heard of that. I don't, what, super, that's super, what?

I never heard of that.

I don't know.

But then, like, here's the thing.

I am all for her, like, going and supporting her boyfriend at football games.

And I love to see what people wear to football games.

It's so fun.

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You're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball and you're like you had so much potential that's you i know the face my dad makes it you just made it no you have so much to work with so here's the thing one of my biggest pet peeves this goes for like all walks of life boyfriends uh just like my friends like honestly anyone on the street wasted potential oh oh i hate it i hate it i'm like no one wants to work these days no one wants to work these days but not to defend taylor because i want to have my career um with i at least think she she likes her outfit like she's wearing and that's all that matters and she's surrounded by yes people clearly like they're like yes this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it and if she likes it I'm happy I don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad like that's my biggest pet peeve because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities and i'm like you know she gonna fight with her stylist and the stylist is like i swear this is gonna work and then she walks out and just got attacked here's my motto if you like it i love it if you like it i freaking love it that's not your motto but it is because i don't care it's not in business we're it's here of it's none of my business unless it's taking place here and now right in front of me not none of my business i do have to and the thing that's annoying with taylor is that she has the body of a model model body yeah she really model face i can't pull off a hat and it's a choice when you know all the cameras are gonna be on you to be like i want to wear my condom hat tonight yeah and it's it's confidence it's strength here's one thing i will say that i do like about her fashion i and it is very much like with her brand like she goes through all these like different eras i do like that like she could show up one day in a more like a lou Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie and it that's like street wear and then the next day she'll show up in like the girliest cutest little dress like usually on TikTok like I get so many fashion videos and I love like there's this one girl Alison Bornstein on TikTok she's just like so have you watched her videos she's always wearing a blazer right she's yeah she's always just like very chic and she says like how to find your own personal style describe your style in three words or something yes which I love because like when you don't know what to wear you like revert back to like what is my personal style except for me and having like multiple personalities one day it's not who i am that's not who i am so i like that taylor does like switch it up and like what her vibe is because you know there's those girls that's like all they wear is the row and like that's like very tailored where give me a give me something quirky i do appreciate a risk obviously we both love a watch choker do you want to explain yourself because people were very worried that i was i'd kidnapped you and i put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker i was given as a gift like this michael kors watch choker and i was just like wait it kind of is so cool and like for like going out into my little prada set i was just like obsessed with it yes and I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week oh no that makes me so happy and then Grace posted breaking news watch chokers and now Paige and Hannah coded so all the pages started freaking out freaking out freaking out but look we got to keep them on their toes yeah and it's just an accessory it's fun to like it's fun to like not be yourself honestly no that's my vibe recently have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long by the time that it arrives you're like i have no idea who that girl was yeah absolutely like what did i see like what was trending during that time i recently regulated my nervous system and uh i feel like anything i ordered before then i was like i don't know who she is wait how do you know your nervous system's regulated because i don't think i've ever it's ever since i came out of the home i came out like unregulated i haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks and i'm usually like when we were on tour i would wake up at like 6 a.m from my anxiety and i haven't done that now i'm gonna cry again because like that's all i wanted to hear for like so long no like i've been like breathing it's crazy do you have any advice no stay find your alignment i have no advice us weekly i have no advice okay do you know what woke me up this morning not to brag but my period stop i okay i did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night which I think is illegal you think that the dairy brought it on well I've never I was starving after the show so I'm like I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board but like when you're alone I'm gonna finish like I'll house this yeah yeah so I finished it and then at like 8 a.m. my stomach was fucking killing me and I'm like I didn't take a lactate but still that's never happened I eat like that most nights and then you woke up with just like a crime scene a crime scene but also then I do I am one of those girls that they say um God chose me because yeah I only have three day periods but they're like the two first two days are like i'm out of commission yeah but then that's it we're gone like you know when i got my period back which is it's almost been a year that i've been regular i got it back in i think april or may last year my it went down like i used to be a i used to be one of those girls that was a

solid seven days oh my god and it started to like taper to like five and now i'm like three to four and it's so nice also i don't want to brag about my pussy but like some of these tampons are too big wait some of them are bricks like literally no the a chow why do they why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore the patriarchy no it's like i don't need sandpaper no when it hits a wrong angle day's ruined no i'm like okay i just popped an. Well, the problem with the big ones, even if you get them in,

eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out

and then start turtling.

And that is the most painful feeling in the world.

No, have you ever had to stick it back up with your finger

and you're just like, okay.

Yeah, and then if you're wearing Gel X, then it's like, okay,

well, now I have a red French.

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Wait, speaking of vaginas, we do love a segue. Speaking of vaginas on Monday, I am going for my first appointment for I was just gonna say IVF to freeze my eggs.
Oh, wait, that's huge. Huge.
What made you make that decision? well i have i wanted to do it like i would say probably in like last year i was like probably in the spring i was like okay 2025 i'm freezing my eggs and i had it like on my list because i've january i was like okay tour is over like i'm just gonna like chill the month of january and i had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January I'm such a list person one of them was like get more massages but anyhow so that was like one of my goals so I made my first appointment but the only thing is like I have to pick two weeks that I'm gonna be home because I have to do the shots like same time every night they have to be I think they have to be in the refrigerator and everyone I've talked to has been like the two weeks is totally fine like the needle's not big you can do it yourself like you get used to it but then I've talked to some girls who have said because you're pumping yourself full of hormones so many hormones and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes oh like like permanently kind of and i like that freaked me out but it was only like two girls said that to me it's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones however you're someone who has pcos so yeah isn't this kind of like a great way to make I don't know you're giving yourself a chance god forbid you have yeah no I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs really yeah yeah because I just feel like it's such a safety because here's the thing like when I first decided to freeze my eggs it wasn't like oh my god my career and like I. And like, I genuinely thought like at 32, I would have a kid, but it always in the back of my head, I was like, what if I get to like 39, 40? And I'm like, wait, I want one more.
So that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs. Now, now I'm like, oh, so now it's different.
I'm like, I need it as like a security, I i think but it it is get like making me relax a little bit though knowing no 100 it's like a mental health thing too i know though like people have said like you you don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones right so i'm like what are the two weeks i'm doing it i think i'm gonna do it after our last giggly squad tour and maybe do it like the beginning of march do the shots and the or do it during and like fuck it fam let's let it rip well i can't take a beta blocker i feel like and hormones i'm just too too much and here's the other thing when you're freezing your eggs you can't do anything yeah like it's almost like you're pregnant well you're gonna love that you're gonna love being like oh no I can't I can't go that's crazy but here's the one thing I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like I can't just go cold turkey so I've been like not smoking weed I've literally never loved life more I realized that i smoked a lot of weed because i disassociated if i'm a disassociation queen do you feel like you're remembering things better now yeah i no i literally i'm like wait a minute that was fucked up my favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like oh my god i heard the craziest thing and you tell me and i'd be like i told you that that's when you know you're spending too much time with someone wait talk about dressing as a different person sometimes I'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come the like in the next two days and I'd be like what freak of nature saw this outfit and said perfect put it in the cart so I had to stop I had to literally stop I feel like sometimes we'll be like let's wait to talk about it on Giggly and sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers yeah oh I love that I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes it stresses me out but if I see something I think Paige is I send it to her. So like, I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs.
Yeah. What are your reactions? Honestly.
Yeah. When I just I'm sending you stuff I want you to buy.
I'd say four out of nine times. I'm like, that's cute.
I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. but like I'm like that's cute I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd

consider but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon but like I feel like I could style you I feel like you definitely could it's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I I've been saying like oh that would look cool on Hannah I truly do feel like you are a Mew Mew girl.

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you know like have the car heart like zip ups yeah do you not have one of those i don't think i i think it's because i'm waiting i don't need it for the winter um and i'm not a farmer and i don't have a farmer's almanac i don't have cows but i need a milk um it's funny because in the midwest that's just like everyone has a that's just a jacket like every dad has it i'm this spring i need you in like a barrel jean and a mu mu like carhartt like zip up with like your stoner mu mu top like i just feel like that is so you i finally bought expensive jeans and they're not. But like I was like, I, I realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally $45.
I bought a gold barrel jeans. Okay.
And they're fucking great. I highly recommend.
They were like 200 something ish. Do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans? Carhartt.
club sam's club he loves it he's obsessed with it he'll come home and be like guess how much these jeans were and i'm like i don't know like 50 he goes seven seven dollars my mom is recently obsessed with not recently i feel like every family but we have to do a shout out to them costco okay we don't have a costco up in albany so we were sam's club family okay so that's our our sam's club is our costco sierra posts hey i want to get something from costco does anyone have a card i don't know if this is illegal but i was like girl i got you yeah and then my nana has had to get ear what is it called for her to hear better hearing aids you can get those at costco you can get them at costco costco shout out costco they were amazing they got her like really great ones she walked around the store and i think your nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at giggly radio city well yeah my nana was like if you do it i'll do it and apparently she was like try my hearing, I can't. Apparently, like 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big.
And the technology has gotten really good. And Nana, you guys, Nana is going to get hearing aids finally.
And it was actually she writes a lot on Instagram. And she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing.
And she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone no i'm crying i can't like i'm i'm on my period and no i've been so hannah i've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions are you in your feminine energy no i've been so feminine recently i've been like turning my brain off i've just been like feminine i've been saying sorry for no reason babies have just been actively coming up to me i'm like like there was a baby in the elevator the other day now and like waved at me and i was like i literally looked and turned i was like am i giving such good aura right now is my aura on 10 you're just a completely different person i'm in my feminine era it's just like oh it's so nice you've always been girly but like but not soft i've never been soft thank you um wait can i just say something about costco why is why is costco's sam's club or in like BJ's like the whole membership thing so cunty like they're the original members clubs of New York City yeah like have you ever gotten a table at Costco my grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like we're gonna shop and then we're gonna have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, grandma, I fucking love today.

As you guys know,

I'm a grandma,

so I don't know what's going on in the city,

but I've seen all these tick tocks of girls just being like,

if you're going to go out and you don't want to be at the club,

like you have to go to a members club where they have a dinner.

What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up?

Is it worth it?

Are all of them equal?

Is it the vibe as someone who has a pulse on the scene in new york city of cool people what's your take there's a couple members clubs that i frequent i only belong to one of them because it's like what am i like in little league how many things can i belong to exactly and it's like you pay it's like a country club it's like near it's like a country it gives me anxiety too to know that i'm like have too many subscriptions going on that i'm not gonna same use it's like a country club without a tennis court and it's just like what is the point here um so if you know someone they could take you yeah you can bring up to like a certain amount of guests so like if all your friends like are one is a member at one place like whatever i will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out i'm not trying to like go to the club club i do like a place that like you go for dinner you stay till 1 a.m and then you're fucking out like you're out of there so i like it in my older age but again you have to almost you have to be you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee which like is kind of annoying but also it's very convenient to like be in your 30s and be like yeah i'm not like going to a club now but you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it it's not like you get free dinner you're paying for the dinner on top of it do people talk to each other like are you making friends so certain members clubs there's like no approach rule yeah you can't approach people what if someone dropped something you can't be no it's like okay if i'm sitting at dinner and paris hilton is sitting next to me it would be d class a for me to lean over and say such a huge fan you can't do it at these clubs but i'm i think they're cool here's the other thing in like london i feel like that's all they're going out scene is oh yeah they love houses yeah so i feel like new york city is trying to like jump on that band wagon i think like each members club too also has like a different vibe so but just long story short just make friends with someone who's a member yeah okay like it's like the friend with the boat correct just figure out i think pick one girl from each like in your friend group to join a different one and you're like like, you're literally covered strategic. Just make an Excel doc.

The reason that I joined one of them is because again,

I don't like anyone being in charge of me.

So like,

I didn't like that.

It was like,

I have to wait for someone to be like,

you want to come blah,

blah,

blah.

Like I hate that shit.

I hate owing anyone.

And so you don't want to feel indebted to someone.

I'll go when I want to go and bring who I want to bring. Yep like i like that i like being in charge of that yeah okay i feel like i understand it more if you're running a business you know that every time you miss a call you're leaving money on the table when every customer conversation matters you need a phone system that keeps up and helps you stay connected open phone is the number one business phone system that streamlines and scales your customer communications.
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bit now and then i added a lot of really cute heels honestly i didn't even realize that i added a lot of white heels which i think is perfect because i feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but i really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them ever wonder what those pimple patches are that you see all over Instagram and TikTok Sizz is wearing them Hailey Bieber's wearing them well they're Starface and Starface just launched a new face wash and moisturizer it's for breakout prone and sensitive skin so literally perfect for me both products feature salicylic acid and they help unclog your pores and minimize your breakouts starwash is a foamy cleanser which is my favorite kind of cleansers i just feel like they really get in your pores you just like know it's working and the star cream is a lightweight moisturizer that basically melts into your skin and feels like a cloud and obviously star face has like the cutest packaging and they're just cute fun products. So start by washing your face with the star wash and then you can put a star on any spots you need and you can finish with the star cream.
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What are you excited about? I just think, here's why I think I'm so excited I think one, Nikki Glaser put me in a good mood because it's like oh you're like i have a good taste in my mouth coming into i'm like oh people are looking at girls and being like hey you can be funny and also i think that at the golden globes there were so many dresses that i liked and that i feel like that never really happens like i hate when i watch an award show and i'm just like oh i wanted like more i set myself up and my expectations were too high the golden globes i felt like there's so many dresses that just looked so good so i'm really excited for the oscars and also maybe i know most i know more movies this year maybe than i ever have before can't wait to see if ariana grande wins can't wait to see what she wears i do have to say i'm really rooting for wicked like i watched it i enjoyed it so so so much do you know what i hate ones because they do well in the blocks office it makes it like less artsy for some reason when it's like no this movie was art can i tell you why i'm really rooting for wicked even though i didn I didn't watch it? And you didn't, yeah, you didn't support it. I didn't support it.
You publicly were like, this is not something I stand for. You denounced it.
Here's why I'm rooting for it to win. Much like comedy and stand-up, I feel like they have not recognized it.
I feel the same way with musical theater like yes obviously like Broadway has the Tonys and and whatever and they have their own award show I just feel like people look down on like a comedy movie won't put it in its own section won't give stand stand up its own section these people not only and they're and comedians are doing all of the things like they're acting their story no truly i feel the same way with musicals like okay they're acting but they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time was being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent i can't even do that while jogging yeah give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle and she deserves that but there was there is drama going around with ai have you heard about that no the brutalist with adrian brody which is supposed to be incredible they found out they used ai to make his um accent his hungarian accent better no way and then apparently in amelia perez wait i have to watch that i have to watch i've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the that's what's zoe zaldana yes so they're saying that one of the actresses to hit the one who got nominated for everything um to hit some of the high notes they used ai and they were like how could she win over cynthia when cynthia hit the notes while flying so there's drama but it hasn't been confirmed so i don't want to spread i i think it was confirmed um also i'm back on my challengers bullshit please please elaborate look i saw i was nominated in the golden globes and i did not say anything negative i said yeah i support women in the arts like it's it was for the like music in the background i'm like maybe you protected your own piece you protected your own business it's none of my business it doesn't involve me it's none of my maybe it when I was on the airplane watching, the music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me.
It's not my business. Yeah.
But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar. And then Andy Murray, who's like one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me, where he was like, as a tennis movie was like almost disrespectful like bonkers like this made no sense to me i don't know what it was and he goes maybe i it's like artsy and that's good but like as a professional tennis player this missed the mark was insulting i love an artsy thing that misses the mark but not when also the care i'm still yeah i'm back on my bullshit when the characters have they're like if you know what it actually is my business there's no character development you're not rooting for any of them no i didn't know what happened the whole time i want to watch house music i'll watch house music i don't watch bad acting with bad storyline over it and yes am i never going to get hired in a role with lucas gualdano no and you know what it's i can't even get a little role so i'm fine with that you can't get a call back i'm back on my bullshit but challengers did not get nominated and i said it might be my fault because i spoke out i have such a superficial take on it i i love a sex scene.
As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night, okay, and literally it was the cause of my breakup, I would say. I love a sex scene, okay? I get into it.
I want to see it. I'm all about it.

If there's not one person,

one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with,

then what are we all doing here?

Also,

the whole movie is baiting.

It's gay baiting.

It's threesome baiting.

It's players can play tennis baiting.

No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do.

And for that reason, I'm out. The only reason i continue to watch it is because i like seeing zendaya on my screen i like her jawline i like her eyes i like her outfits like i enjoy she's one of those people that like i don't care what she's doing on a screen i like seeing her and watching her she's my molly may but also what i would say is she can do so many things like why pick the one thing that she can't do i want her to literally just become i want her to lean more into being a pop star yeah like i want to see her dance i want to see her sing i want to see her if she had a concert i would go to it is there a new molly may episode out i don't know i think there might do you know what i'm watching tell me severance hannah you started from season one i okay so i watched season one a while ago yeah it comes out and we start playing the next season and immediately i'm like des pause i go i have no fucking clue what's going on let's go back he looks at me he goes you don't remember and I'm like no for a second like I don't even know I don't even know what the plot is like I have no same that's how I felt I literally was like did I watch this show that's like but it would make me feel crazy but Des is like weirdly smart with that stuff so then he he has a memory he retains information yeah got it this is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching i'm like no i was like damn i'm like i was high watching this because i don't remember a goddamn thing i love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly make you think complicated but for anyone so different

you've we've never seen we've never seen a show like this and it's so crazy that like nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's gonna happen like it's not one of those movies where they just show you it like we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about i love that they keep it secretive but anyway do not feel ashamed re-watch season one of severance so you get back in the groove i haven't watched episode two yet but does says it's like amazing and ben stiller directed it i didn't know that okay i was just gonna say um i saw a clip or something ben stiller was doing in an interview with patricia arquette who who plays one of the main roles in season one.

And she said that he's such a talented director

that he actually wouldn't tell the actors

what was going on either

because he wanted them to give off this confused,

I don't know,

because he wanted the audience to be like,

what the fuck is going on? And the acting in it, love when i'm giving reality tv no i freaking love when i'm just like oh this acting you know like i don't fucking know but they are so good in their roles and like it just really is such a good show i love a show that is you're like i've never seen this plot before i don't know what's gonna happen because it's so quirky and weird but it season one is so good and i do have to say with the casting um what's his name adam scott who i knew from step brothers as the asshole brother brother he was so amazing in that he's so good he's so i didn't realize like how he can really play anything i feel like and he's a genius apparently ben stiller was like this is what i want to do apple tv we have to hire this guy mark scott who apparent is it mark adam scott and they were like what's he up to right now and he like wasn't really up to anything And they were like can we get someone bigger and ben stiller was like no i want him and they were like well he has to audition and ben stiller like called him i was like hey i'm so embarrassed but like you have to audition for this he came in isn't that a crazy thing as an actor like then it's insulting to audition i keep asking actors i know and i don't know a lot but everyone i've asked like for advice about auditioning they were like i haven't auditioned in four years and you're like what yeah that's like i would have just assumed like you auditioned for every role i guess a lot of the time like they'll write something around you or they'll be like oh this is so this is so i can't think of one actress this is so you know like it makes sense yeah it makes sense because it's like okay well watch my movie yeah like you know i can do it yeah like didn't actually denzel just like said a thing he was like i haven't auditioned in 40 years or something what's your take on this which i saw on tiktok they said um someone goes i'm sick of in all these what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods period pieces period pieces people with botox and fillers can't be in a period piece if you have botox and fillers in your face i don't want to see you in oppenheimer i don't want to see you in gladiator i don't want to see you on bridgerton get out of gilded age if you have your lips done. It's not for me, honey.
No, I stand by it. I stand by it.
It's true. No matter the makeup, the hair, the anything, the filler just comes out.
It's like you're from 2025. Get out of here.
That's why Nicole Kidman just plays stuck-up business women who are getting paid really well, and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role. Wait, when is that going to be streaming? I streaming i want to baby girl i think you can pay for it on like amazon prime or something i need to watch baby girl i watched an aura which i i liked milia perez and baby girl are guys we have so much homework we have so much fun we have so much really um side note when i saw lady gaga and a star is born the filler distracted me because i wanted more expressions i was truly like the only person that didn't like that movie i don't like the singing and also i don't like the singing even though it was like a very crucial part and also the ending everyone was like so shocked i was like really like dull i feel like i sat in the theater and everyone was like oh my god i was like guys this is a remake and also like yeah this man was depressed like what the fuck are you talking about wait i feel like i told this story before but a while ago i need to tell it one of my ex-boyfriends he took me to a play a broadway play and the whole time he was like i know what's gonna happen

i know what's gonna happen and i was just enjoying the play i'm like okay like he's he was like

smart so i'm like okay maybe he knows something i don't know and then during halftime

this is a sports podcast and don't you forget it during halftime he looks at me i'm like okay what

what is so obvious it's gonna happen and he goes he's gonna kill himself

Thank you. podcast and don't you forget it during halftime he looks at me i'm like okay what what is so obvious it's gonna happen and he goes he's gonna kill himself and i was like i thought this was a comedy like i was enjoying it so the whole time tell me that he doesn't the guy never killed himself so the whole time i'm watching this play of this guy being so sad like oh my god he's gonna die this is the last scene of him he's gonna never killed himself i look over at him after i'm like you sick depressing fuck you're like hey can i talk to you for a second i think you need therapy that was dark guys the guy that goes on to get married have like a happy life in the play and i'm just like i think you need to talk to someone this is crazy i do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's gonna end and you'll learn a lot about a person yeah like i love though do you ever see those things on tiktok they're like japanese like close your eyes and like think of this and like we'll say this and then think of that and it's like this is what tells you about your personality i love those okay so i recently got on psychic tiktok where they're like a woman who's holding something and she's like tell me what color and shape i'm holding and use your intuition and i got it right twice so if anyone needs their futures read my dms are open but i do have a direct descendant from Salem like for sure.
Oh God. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
No, I just, I just had the best hour ever. I like needed a giggle.
That was so much fun. So needed.
That was so fun. If anything is annoying you guys this week, just remember it's none of your business and we love you.
No, it's literally, it's none of your business and figure out like regulating your nervous system just like oh it's so nice you don't even know how to spell regulating of course not that'd be crazy i can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book oh my god we're gonna have to have a party i love it wait this is we're gonna be in like a booth you know like we're biggie smalls they said it's gonna take eight hours yes you've got me for four

and then i'm out yeah at least we could split it yeah split it up what do we yeah we love you guys

so much thanks for giggling. Talk later.
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