Giggling about minding our business, the patriarchy, and peeing at the plaza
Paige explains why Daphne is banned from the Plaza and Hannah gives an update on her acting career.
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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.
Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.
Speaker 1 We can't be managed.
Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.
Speaker 2 Hello, my grand gigglers.
Speaker 1 Oh, how fancy.
Speaker 2
We're having fun with character acting. I love it.
I love it.
Speaker 1 How are you?
Speaker 2 I wait.
Speaker 1 I feel like I haven't seen you. Have I not?
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 2 I've I've been in Irvine, California. Doing what?
Speaker 2 Doing stand-up shows.
Speaker 1 You've been crushing.
Speaker 2
Oh, my God. Stop.
Thank you.
Speaker 1 I want to just say, in your clips, your hair has been looking really good. Because, you know, like, sometimes I watch your clips with no sound because it's like 3 a.m.
Speaker 1 and I'm contemplating like so many other decisions I've made in my life.
Speaker 2 You're like, because I have eight screens open. No, truly.
Speaker 1 And I've been noticing your hair.
Speaker 2 You know, some people make comments, obviously, when I...
Speaker 2
I don't not brush. Okay, sometimes I don't brush my hair.
It's just that I air dry it, so it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 And then if you don't wake up with the back of your hair going straight up, you don't have a good sleep.
Speaker 2 So it's giving haters, like it's giving like your jelly that like I had like four hours of REM last night and you didn't.
Speaker 2 So if you see my hair standing straight up in the back, just know she's well rested.
Speaker 1 Can I say something?
Speaker 1 I was at dinner with Sierra a couple nights ago and she said something to me a couple summers ago that I never forgot. And she said that white girls don't do the back of their hair.
Speaker 1 And I said, hmm, let me think, let me think.
Speaker 2 And I'm you just say Hannah, you don't have to call her white girl.
Speaker 1
And I'm sitting at dinner, and I touch the back of my hair. And she looks at me and she goes, You didn't do the back of your hair.
And I go, It's none of my business.
Speaker 1 It's literally, it doesn't come across my desk. How would the back of my hair come across my desk?
Speaker 2 That's like when you're doing your own like fake tan, do you do your back?
Speaker 1
Okay, this is another reason why I don't need a man. You You know that my wingspan is crazy.
True. I can do my own spray tan on my back and I can unzip and zip anything.
Speaker 2
You're like an octopus. No, true.
An Italian octopus.
Speaker 1 I truly am. I'm calamade, fried calamade.
Speaker 2 I also, okay, wait, kind of a big deal, but like, it's such a big deal, but also not a big deal at all.
Speaker 1 That's my favorite kind of deals.
Speaker 2 It's the least important huge deal.
Speaker 2 So Des and I have been like auditioning a little bit for stuff. And he had like an audition, and I was giving my two cents as his wife and manager has his wife a jur.
Speaker 2 And he was like, Why don't why don't you talk to me when you get one callback? Like, maybe one callback. And I was like, Okay, first of all, who knows?
Speaker 2
I could be getting callback for all these auditions I did the last couple of months. They're sifting through.
It takes time.
Speaker 1 Right. They're watching tape.
Speaker 2
Also, they probably saw it and were like, wow, that was a lot to take in. I need a process.
And they'll probably like star her.
Speaker 1 We have another project for her that would be perfect.
Speaker 2 They were like, wait, I have a much bigger role in mind.
Speaker 2
So I was like, that's not even the case. And he's like, you'll know pretty quickly.
And I was like, that's made up.
Speaker 2
So he literally that day was like, talk to me when you get a call back. But that's, you know, that's our humor.
That's a little nagging.
Speaker 2 So I get a callback, but I didn't know it was a callback because it said like directors some like they called it something different.
Speaker 2 So in the email, I thought I was just like having to meet with like a director for like a
Speaker 2
coffee or something. And they were like, no, that's a callback.
Son I called Des and I was like go fuck yourself
Speaker 2 but I get this callback I'm so excited for two roles love it an assistant and like a marketing assistant in this thing and like when I tell you it was like less than two lines
Speaker 2 less than two lines and I'm trying to memorize it but you know when it's like you almost wish it was more lines because it would help you try hard.
Speaker 2 It's like when you're late somewhere because you're so close.
Speaker 1 It's like when you're like, oh, I have a quiz on Friday. So I'm not going to think about it till like Friday morning and then you get to the quiz and you're like, oh
Speaker 1 I Should have thought about it like a couple days prior, but like it was just a quiz. It wasn't a test
Speaker 2
Then the auditions in New Jersey classic. So I have to like drive to New Jersey.
Oh, who's calling me? Oh, my husband. He knew we were talking about him.
He knew mom is working. Okay.
Speaker 1 So
Speaker 2
I get there. Oh, yeah, and the end of it, they said like you could do a one-minute improv on your character.
So I was like, that's where I'm going to shine.
Speaker 1 That's so crazy. That would make me
Speaker 1
I'd need seven beta blockers. That's the equivalent of someone saying, and what's a fun fact about you? Improv for one minute.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 2
That's just me living life. That's me at a Starbucks in the morning.
I'm like, can I improv for you for one minute?
Speaker 2
That's all I want to do is improv for one minute, get out. That's longer than one minute, I'm going to lose you.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 No, picturing you at Starbucks being like, I have a bit i want to see if you think this is funny give me one minute that's all i do but the funny thing is is i've like i literally fuck up the first line which is so funny but i i get it back also i did take a beta block
Speaker 2 because you must you must also i went all the way this is the day after radio city mind you so i went
Speaker 2 to the city
Speaker 2 to go to new jersey waiting two hours so i do my lines and they were like thank you. And I look at them and I go,
Speaker 2 wait, do you want to see my improv?
Speaker 2 Because in the audition, I said you didn't do a one-minute improv. They were like, no, no.
Speaker 2 And the guy was like, oh, did you prepare an improv for this two-line character? And I was like, yes, I actually came up with a whole background.
Speaker 2
Her mom, her mom was, you know, she has a tough relationship with her mom. Of course.
And I came up with a whole world of this assistant.
Speaker 2
And I left. And I just, I was like, should I look at the camera? And they were like, we don't care where you look.
Like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2
I'm like, bitch, if I were to come all the way from to New Jersey, which is cross-country at this point. Truly.
I'm going to commit to the bit.
Speaker 1
Wait, I'm going to be, this is so funny. This is how we're so similar, but yet so different.
When I'm trying on outfits or like I'm packing to go somewhere, I put on an outfit.
Speaker 1 I'm immediately improving. I'm like, who is she? Where is she going in this outfit? What's her vibe?
Speaker 2 Yeah, what's your facial expression when you're waiting?
Speaker 1
Yeah, like, what's the story she's telling with this outfit? Like, I give her another name and it helps me put outfits together. I have to detach myself.
She's a different character.
Speaker 2 However, I did see a TikTok saying that when you shop, you should, unless you're you, you should try to avoid shopping for like the idea of you or like aspirational versions of you because like you're never gonna wear that those clothes like I shop like I'm someone different like I'm like oh if I wore so it's like try to shop for the person you are in that moment well she's usually depressed and on the couch so that's that's a lot speaking of depression we have a problem what we got an email last week um saying we have to record our audiobook oh and you responded great and I was like you can't read
Speaker 1 especially because last podcast, I was like literally hacking up a lung.
Speaker 2
Grace had to cut out all of your coughs. And those were like deep.
Deep. They were coming from like a dark place in your soul.
Speaker 1
There's a cough going around New York City. I'm like, how did I get it? I don't leave the home.
No.
Speaker 1
But I got it. And I've, I literally just, here's the other thing.
Let's just talk about being sick for a second. The remedies for being sick are,
Speaker 1 I'll never not be old school with it. Like what my mom did when I was sick, like I'm not buying all, I mean, I buy all the medicine, I take it all and I'm like, this doesn't work.
Speaker 1 The only thing that has cured my sickness is VIX.
Speaker 1 I fucking love VIX. I'll put VIX all over my fucking body.
Speaker 2 Put it on my pussy.
Speaker 1 And gargling with salt water.
Speaker 2 Yep.
Speaker 1 And that's basically free. And minding my own business.
Speaker 1
I've been trying to mind my own business. I really, it's like so crazy.
I see things online. I'm like, who is she? That's not me.
Speaker 2 That's not my business. You're like, why would the algorithm ever show me that? That has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2 I'm like, who? She did what?
Speaker 2 No, I say something and I forget you're my best friend.
Speaker 1 No, do you see things and think I didn't tell you things? Because I never want to say that.
Speaker 2
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, good.
But I do like to see like people's lenses of how they describe something. Like even like that article, like what Paige was doing.
Speaker 2 behind the scenes on a Radio City. I was like, what did we do? And I clicked it and I said, romanticize it for me because I'm pretty sure we were, you know, just scared.
Speaker 1 You never trust me in an article because I've blacked out.
Speaker 1 I'm like, What do we do?
Speaker 2 I do have to say, I never hate myself more than
Speaker 2 the way I sound in a quote on an article because there's no tone. And every now and then, I'll see a sentence and it's in quotes, which I said.
Speaker 2 And I'm just like, I sound like just, I don't know that girl.
Speaker 1 Stupid. I sound uneducated.
Speaker 2 Yeah, if they put all the likes in it, I'm like, oh, why did you do that?
Speaker 2 And sarcasm doesn't work.
Speaker 1 It doesn't hit.
Speaker 2 I learned that, though, in a People article way back when,
Speaker 2 when they were, like, asking me about my husband, she was like, you're with someone who's in his 40s. Like, what is that like? And I was like,
Speaker 2
every day I'm afraid he's going to die. And the headline was like, Hannah, afraid her husband's going to die.
And
Speaker 2 then we got a prenup.
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 1 Then we got life insurance.
Speaker 2 We got life insurance.
Speaker 1 Things have been pretty good so far.
Speaker 2 We have to get this audiobook figured out, though, because one, I feel like the girls are like the audiobook is going to be.
Speaker 2
And we have to put our all into it. Like we have to speak every sentence from our hearts.
But like,
Speaker 2 do you think you can read off a page and like not fucking do it?
Speaker 1 I think I can do it because also one of my dreams is to be in an animated movie just as a voice.
Speaker 2 Oh, so this you might actually thrive in this environment.
Speaker 1 I think I might thrive in this environment, and I've always seen myself as someone like as a character in Stuart Little or Paddington.
Speaker 2 Like, whenever you see those behind-the-scenes, like famous people acting it out, you're like, I'm on the teammate.
Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, and like, I love that, how fun you can be in sweatpants and film a movie.
Speaker 2 If one day we get older and we have kids, should we make a cartoon
Speaker 2 called Little Giggly Girls, and it's us running around somewhere.
Speaker 1 Here's the thing about us. I truly do feel like we are just,
Speaker 1 you know, we're just full 360 women. And I do feel like when we have children, our careers will grow like with what they're doing.
Speaker 1 And I do see a world where we create like a
Speaker 1 TV show for little girls.
Speaker 2
That the moms will know all the little inside jokes that we're doing for the moms. Yes.
Yes.
Speaker 1 And who better to raise two girls than two girls that men hate?
Speaker 1 I've been so excited to have a daughter the past couple of weeks. I'm just like, you know what? I'm up for the job.
Speaker 2 So this is, I'm so happy you brought this up because
Speaker 2 I've been so terrified because stand-up comedy is a male-dominated field. And like while my, my...
Speaker 2
Career is gaining momentum, my eggs are losing momentum. And I'm competing with these fucking men.
And if I have kids, I'm afraid like I'm going to fall behind them.
Speaker 2 And then I was thinking about like other careers that I think women would dominate if like the last, you know, hundreds of years we weren't just like forced to procreate before we wanted to.
Speaker 2 First of all, chefs. Chefs being, it's giving, it's giving like,
Speaker 2 it doesn't make sense that.
Speaker 2 not that it's so male dominated when so many women are amazing at cooking.
Speaker 1 Yeah, isn't there a whole thing that like like we belong in the kitchen? So then why don't you get out?
Speaker 2
Period. Period.
We always talk about this, the FBI. Like, you've never called your dad when you lost something.
Speaker 1 Never once, not once.
Speaker 2 You were like, you know, who'll know where this is? Who can find it? My dad.
Speaker 1 Never.
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. Then there was the pilot stuff, which I'm not going to get into.
And then I was thinking, why are we being suppressed? I'm just working out thoughts with you guys. Yeah.
Speaker 2 But I wrote down, I think men are worried about women being more successful in them because not because they'll lose power, but because then men will have to start being hot.
Speaker 1 No, I know.
Speaker 2 Just think about it. Most guys are ugly and
Speaker 2 they're like, oh shit, if girls make their own money, then like I have to start going to Pilates.
Speaker 1 I know so many hot girl guys that it's actually crazy.
Speaker 1 Like, no, why are there so many men on my like for you page and like my Instagram stories waking up, going to the gym, posting it, posting their coffee, and then just like chilling the rest of the day, but pretending that they do stuff.
Speaker 1
It's so cringy to me. It's the men have, the men have tried to like take our hot girl role.
It's like, you don't belong in Pilates.
Speaker 2 Get out.
Speaker 2 If you're that hot, I'm fine if you're not making money. It's the guys who are not hot and not making money that it's like, what are we bringing to the table?
Speaker 2 Don't get mad at us because we're bringing something to the table.
Speaker 1 Yeah, but I am the table.
Speaker 1 I'm the table and four chairs. Take a seat, bitch sit down
Speaker 1 wait i have to say one thing one daphne update yes
Speaker 1 i had to do a photo shoot at the plaza last week and it was like oh my blair waldorf emily in paris dreams come true daphne was requested by the brand to also be in the photo shoot
Speaker 1 this poor kitty had a work day like kitty had a freaking work day i literally feel like she looked at me at one moment being like give put me back up for adoption because like like, bitch, this is.
Speaker 2 Did she fall asleep on the job at all?
Speaker 1 She slept throughout the whole job, really.
Speaker 1 But the best part was she jumped up on the bed, she looked at everyone, and she peed at the plaza.
Speaker 1 I said, You know what, Daphne? I did birth you because I peed in Pasatana once time.
Speaker 2
Wait, I love how she has to make eye contact during the pee. She has to be so gnarly.
She's very performative.
Speaker 1
She's, no, she's so freaking performative. I'm like, I can't.
And then she got under the bed and was like, I'll be here until my next shot.
Speaker 1 My assistant literally was,
Speaker 1 she was lit under the bed of the plaza.
Speaker 2 Trying to get my cat. So Daphne's not allowed back in the plaza after pissing on their linen sheets.
Speaker 1 Yeah, so we had to like cover it up and it was just like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 I can't wait to see the photos, though.
Speaker 1
I can't wait to see the photos. The girl that styled this shoot, shout out, her name is is Maren Taylor.
She's so incredible. She found this set, this like knit, not even knit.
Speaker 1 I don't even know, like crocheted set that was like a bustier strapless top and like matching mini skirt that had Daphne's face on it.
Speaker 1 I was like, I need to purchase this. Like
Speaker 1
please secure this for me. It was so cute.
I can't wait to see the pictures because Daphne truly is.
Speaker 2 I just hope Daphne doesn't start getting a reputation in the industry, you know?
Speaker 2 Like, because you know, the makeup artists talk and next thing you know, it's like she peed on someone during the lashes. They're like, um, Daphne's been clawing and peeing.
Speaker 1 Someone DM'd me the other day and was like, um, Carl Lagerfeld's catch Chopette.
Speaker 1 Her bed or his bed was on sale at Sotheby's.
Speaker 2 She's like, do it.
Speaker 2
Do it. What was it? It was just so.
How much money was it?
Speaker 1 I don't know. I literally didn't look it up because I was like, if I look it up and it's gorgeous, I'll have to purchase it.
Speaker 2 And that's self-control and that's boundary.
Speaker 1
And that's self-control. I was like, I can't.
If it's $17,000, like, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 I do have to say, this is a random thought, but about children.
Speaker 2 Both your dad and your brother's name is Gary. I've never seen a baby named Gary.
Speaker 2 So can someone explain that to me?
Speaker 1 I never meet other Garys either. The only time I hear my brother's name is in like stand-up bits, and it's always like, fucking Gary.
Speaker 1 And of course, I'm always sending them to him.
Speaker 2
It's just, where are all the, there's adult Garys, but I've never seen a toddler Gary where it's like, hi, little Gary. Like, it's not a thing.
It's like Greg. You've never seen a baby named Greg.
Speaker 1
No. No, that's so true.
Honestly.
Speaker 2 It's funny. My brother and my dad have the same name too, Dan.
Speaker 2 But my dad was Danny, and my brother was Daniel.
Speaker 2 What did you guys do? Gary Jr.
Speaker 1 No, Gary's not a junior. They have different middle names.
Speaker 1 I want, like, why is that such a thing for guys and not for girls?
Speaker 1 Because I, as someone who has never gone through a phase, I always say this when people DM me, like, I'm thinking about naming my baby Paige. I never went through a phase where I didn't like my name.
Speaker 1 Like, I, if that was a thing, I would so name my daughter Paige.
Speaker 2
I know. Because it's like, we can't get the last name.
Can we get the first name at least?
Speaker 1 Right. Can we have like a say in anything over here?
Speaker 2 Are women even allowed to talk in 2025?
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 2 It's so crazy.
Speaker 2 i i wore the sorry i'm on voice rest sweatshirt and i've worn it before at the airport because it's like my favorite sweatshirt i am getting bad luck this trip the second i got to the airport you lost your voice no a guy just is like what does your sweatshirt say and i'm like oh no and then they read it and they go oh are you on voice rest and i'm like this conversation is like 10 minutes too long already Like you're just like, shh.
Speaker 2
And then like I got on a flight and someone stopped me. What is your sweatshirt? And because it's like a sentence, they like look at you for like, it feels like three minutes too long.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 And I was like, do I have to flip this sweatshirt inside out? Because I'm getting like caressed.
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Speaker 2 What are you searching on your phone?
Speaker 1
She's doing research. I want to get the exact title.
Taylor Swift has been named the best dressed celebrity of the decade by Super Dry.
Speaker 1 Taylor Swift has once again proved she's not just a pop pop icon, but also a style sensation as a study by Super Dry crowned her best dress celebrity of the decade.
Speaker 2 Okay, and normally I defend Taylor, but what I will say is Taylor Swift herself does not want that title.
Speaker 2 Taylor Swift is like, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm interesting, I've never tried to be a fashionista. Why are they trying to put that on her?
Speaker 1 Honey, I was shocked.
Speaker 2 I don't, what's super, that's super, what?
Speaker 2 I never heard of that.
Speaker 1 I don't know, but then like, here's the thing. I am all for her, like,
Speaker 1
going and supporting her boyfriend at football games. And I love to see what people wear to football games.
It's so fun.
Speaker 2 But
Speaker 2 you're like my dad when he sees a tall person who never played basketball. And you're like, you had so much potential.
Speaker 2
That's you. I know the face.
My dad makes it. You just made it.
No. You have so much to work with.
Speaker 1 So here's the thing. One of my biggest pet peeves, this goes for like all walks of life, boyfriends,
Speaker 1 just like my friends, like honestly, anyone on the street. Wasted potential.
Speaker 1
Oh, I hate it. I hate it.
I'm like,
Speaker 2 no one wants to work these days.
Speaker 1 No one wants to work these days.
Speaker 2 But not to defend Taylor, because I want to have my career.
Speaker 2 I at least think she likes her outfit. Like she's wearing.
Speaker 1 And that's all that matters.
Speaker 2 And is she surrounded by yes people clearly?
Speaker 2 Like they're like, yes, this red lipstick should never come off you forever because you like it and if she likes it i'm happy i don't like when you could tell a celeb feels uncomfortable in it and looks bad like that's my biggest pet peeve because sometimes you guys hate on celebrities and i'm like you know she got a fight with her stylus and the stylist is like i swear this is gonna work and then she walks out and just got attacked here's my motto if you like it i love it if you like it i freaking love it That's not your motto.
Speaker 1 It is because I don't care.
Speaker 2 It's not my business.
Speaker 2 It's a year of it's none of my business.
Speaker 1
Unless it's taking place here and now, right in front of me. None of my business.
I do have to.
Speaker 2
And the thing that's annoying with Taylor is that she has the body of a modal, model body. She really.
Model face.
Speaker 2 I can't pull off a hat.
Speaker 2 And it's a choice when you know all the cameras are going to be on you to be like, I want to wear my condom hat tonight.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 And it's confidence, it's strength.
Speaker 1 Here's one thing I will say that I do like about her fashion. I, and it is very much like with her brand, like she goes through all these like different eras.
Speaker 1 I do like that, like she could show up one day in a more, like a Louis Vuitton hoodie with like a matching beanie, and it's that's like street wear.
Speaker 1 And then the next day, she'll show up in like the girliest, cutest little dress.
Speaker 1 Like, usually on TikTok, like, I get so many fashion videos, and I love, like, there's this one girl, Allison Bornstein, on TikTok. She's just like so, have you watched her videos?
Speaker 2 Yes, she's always wearing a blazer, right?
Speaker 1 She's, yeah, she's always just like very chic. And she says, like, how to find your own personal style.
Speaker 2 Yes, you describe your style in three words or something. Yes.
Speaker 1 Which I love because like when you don't know what to wear, you like revert back to like, what is my personal style, except for me and having like multiple personalities. One day, it's not who I am.
Speaker 1 That's not who I am. So I like that Taylor does
Speaker 1
like switch it up and like what her vibe is. Because you know, there's those girls that's like, all they wear is the row.
And like, that's like very tailored.
Speaker 1 Give me something quirky.
Speaker 2
I do appreciate a risk. Obviously, we both love a watch choker.
Do you want to explain yourself?
Speaker 2 Because people were very worried that I'd kidnapped you and I put a gun to your head and made you wear a watch choker.
Speaker 1 I was given as a gift like this Michael Kors watch choker and I was just like, wait, it kind of is so cool. And like for like going out in my little Prada set I was just like obsessed with it.
Speaker 1 Yes, and I felt connected to you because I hadn't seen you in like a week.
Speaker 2
Oh No, that makes me so happy. And then Grace posted breaking news watch chokers now page and Hannah coded.
So all the pages started freaking out.
Speaker 1 Freaking out. Freaking out.
Speaker 2 But look, we got to keep them on their toes.
Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's just an accessory. It's fun to like, it's fun to like not be yourself.
Speaker 2 Honestly.
Speaker 1 No, that's my vibe recently.
Speaker 2
Have you ever ordered clothes online that took like really long? And by the time it arrives, you're like, I have no idea who that girl was. Yeah, absolutely.
Like, what did I see?
Speaker 2 Like, what was trending during that time?
Speaker 1 I recently regulated my nervous system.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 1 I feel like anything I ordered before then, I was like, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 2 Wait, how do you know your nervous system's regulated? Because I don't think I've ever, it's ever since I came out of the home, I came out like
Speaker 2 unregulated.
Speaker 1
I haven't woken up with anxiety in like three weeks. And I'm usually, like, when we were on tour, I would wake up at like 6 a.m.
from my anxiety. And I haven't done my best.
Speaker 2 Now I'm going to cry again because like, that's all I wanted to hear for like so long. No.
Speaker 1 Like, I've been like breathing. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 Do you have any advice?
Speaker 1 No.
Speaker 2 Stay. Find your alignment.
Speaker 1
I have no advice. Us weekly.
I have no advice. Okay.
Speaker 2 Do you know what woke me up this morning? Not to brag.
Speaker 2 My period.
Speaker 2 Stop.
Speaker 2 I, okay, I did eat a whole charcuterie board to myself last night, which I think is illegal.
Speaker 1 You think that the dairy brought it on?
Speaker 2 Well,
Speaker 2 I've never, I was starving after the show, so I'm like, I'll have a snack and get a charcuterie board, but like when you're alone, I'm gonna finish it.
Speaker 1 You're like, I'll house this, yeah.
Speaker 2 Yeah, so I finished it, and then at like 8 a.m.,
Speaker 2 my stomach was fucking killing me and I'm like
Speaker 2 I didn't take a lactate, but still that's never happened. I eat like that most nights.
Speaker 1 And then you woke up with just like a crime scene?
Speaker 2 A crime scene, but also then
Speaker 2 I do, I am one of those girls that they say
Speaker 2
God chose me because I only have three-day periods, but they're like the two first two days are like, I'm out of commission. Yeah.
But then that's it. We're gone.
Speaker 1 Like, you know, when I got my period back, which is almost, it's almost been a year that I've been regular. I got it back in, I think, April or May last year.
Speaker 1
My, it went down. Like, I used to be a, I used to be one of those girls that was a solid seven days.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1
And it started to like taper to like five. And now I'm like three to four.
And it's so nice.
Speaker 2 Also, I don't want to brag about my pussy, but like,
Speaker 2 some of these tampons are too big.
Speaker 2 Wait, some of them are bricks. Like literal
Speaker 2 a choke.
Speaker 1 Why do they even make the cardboard ones anymore?
Speaker 2 The patriarchy.
Speaker 1 No, it's like, I don't need sandpaper.
Speaker 2 No, when it hits a wrong angle, day's ruined.
Speaker 1 No, I'm like, okay, I just popped it over.
Speaker 2 The problem with the big ones, even if you get them in, eventually they'll get all wet and start trying to come out and then start turtling. And that is the most painful feeling in the world.
Speaker 2 No, have you ever ever like had to stick it back up like with your finger, and you're just like, Okay, yeah, and then if you're wearing gel X, then it's like, Okay, well, now I have a red French, yes.
Speaker 1 Wait, speaking of vaginas, oh, we do love a segle.
Speaker 2 We love a segle.
Speaker 1 Speaking of vaginas, on Monday,
Speaker 1 I am going for my first appointment for, I was just gonna say IVF
Speaker 1 to freeze my eggs.
Speaker 2 Oh, wait, that's huge.
Speaker 1 Huge.
Speaker 2 What made you make that decision?
Speaker 1 Well, I have, I wanted to do it, like, I would say probably in like
Speaker 1
last year, I was like, probably in the spring, I was like, okay, 2025, I'm freezing my eggs. And I had it like on my list because I have January.
I was like, okay, tour is over.
Speaker 1
Like, I'm just going to like chill the month of January. And I had like a list of things I wanted to get done in the month of January.
I'm just such a list person.
Speaker 1 One of them was like, get more massages, but anywho.
Speaker 1 So that was like one of my goals. So, I made my first appointment.
Speaker 1 But the only thing is, like, I have to pick two weeks that I'm gonna be home because I have to do the shots like the same time every night.
Speaker 1
They have to be, I think they have to be in the refrigerator. And everyone I've talked to has been like, the two weeks is totally fine.
Like, the needle's not big. You can do it yourself.
Speaker 1 Like, you get used to it.
Speaker 1 But then I've talked to some girls who have said, because you're pumping yourself full of hormones,
Speaker 1 so many hormones, and then you're doing the egg retrieval that your body changes.
Speaker 2 Oh, like, like permanently?
Speaker 1 Kind of. And I, like, that freaked me out, but it was only like two girls said that to me.
Speaker 2
It's never good to be pumping yourself with hormones, however. Right.
You are someone who has PCOS. So isn't this kind of like a great way to make
Speaker 2 you're giving yourself a chance? God forbid, you have to do it.
Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I've always known that like I have to freeze my eggs.
Speaker 2 Really?
Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, because I just feel like it's such a safety because here's the thing: like when I first decided to freeze my eggs, it wasn't like, oh my God, my career.
Speaker 1 And like, I genuinely thought like at 32, I would have a kid, but it always in the back of my head, I was like, what if I get to like 39, 40? And I'm like, wait, I want one more.
Speaker 1 So that was always my thought process on freezing my eggs. Now,
Speaker 1 now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1
so now it's different. I'm like, I need it as like a a security, I think.
But
Speaker 1 it is like making me relax a little bit, though, knowing that. No, 100%.
Speaker 2 It's like a mental health thing, too. I know, though, like people have said,
Speaker 2 you don't feel like yourself during it because you are injecting yourself with hormones.
Speaker 1 Right. So I'm like, what are the two weeks I'm doing it? I think I'm going to do it after our last Giggly Squad tour and maybe do it like the beginning of March, do the shots and the rest of it.
Speaker 2 Or do it during and like, fuck it, fam. Let's let it rip.
Speaker 1
Well, I can't take a beta blocker. I feel like N hormones are just true too much.
And here's the other thing. When you're freezing your eggs, you can't do anything.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Like, it's almost like you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 Well, you're going to love that. You're going to love being like, oh, no, I can't.
Speaker 1
I can't go. That's crazy.
But here's the one thing. I haven't been smoking any weed because I'm like, I can't just go cold turkey.
So I've been like not smoking weed.
Speaker 1 I've literally never loved life more. I realized that I smoked a lot of weed because I disassociated.
Speaker 1 I'm a disassociation queen.
Speaker 2 Do you feel like you're remembering things better now?
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 1 No, I literally am like, wait a minute.
Speaker 2
That was fucked up. My favorite is when we would gossip and you'd be like, oh my God, I heard the craziest thing.
And you tell me and I'd be like, I told you that.
Speaker 2 That's when you know you're spending too much time with someone.
Speaker 1 Wait, talk about dressing as a different person.
Speaker 1 Sometimes I'd get so high and like place a like clothing order and it would come the next like in the next two days and I'd be like, what freak of nature saw this outfit and said, perfect, put it in the cart.
Speaker 1 So I had to stop. I had to literally stop.
Speaker 2
I feel like sometimes we'll be like, let's wait to talk about it on Giggly. And sometimes I feel like I ask you questions because I want to know your honest answer in front of the gigglers.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
Oh, I love that. I have this new hobby where when I look for clothes, it stresses me out.
But if I see something I think Paige is going to to like, I send it to her.
Speaker 2 So, like, I like to feel like I'm shopping for someone who has long legs. Yeah.
Speaker 2 What are your reactions, honestly? Yeah. When I just send you stuff I want you to buy?
Speaker 1 I'd say
Speaker 1 four out of
Speaker 1 nine times. I'm like, that's cute.
Speaker 2 I do send you a lot of vintage risks that I don't think you'd consider, but I'm just trying to broaden your horizon. But like, I feel like I, I could style you.
Speaker 1 I feel like you definitely could. It's funny you say that because recently I've been looking at clothes and I've been saying like, oh, that would look cool on Hannah.
Speaker 1 I truly do feel like you are a Mew Mew girl.
Speaker 1 No, because Mew Mew is having like, you know, like have the car heart like zip-ups. Do you not have one of those?
Speaker 2 I don't think I, I think it's because I'm waiting. I don't need it for the winter and I'm not a farmer.
Speaker 1 And I don't have a farmer's own.
Speaker 2
And I don't have cows that I need to milk. It's funny because in the Midwest, that's just like everyone has a cow.
It does just a jacket. Like every dad has it.
Speaker 1
I'm this spring. I need you in like a barrel jean and a Mew Mew like Carhartt like zip up with like your stoner Mew Mew top.
I just feel like that is so you.
Speaker 2 I finally bought expensive jeans. And they're not like crazy expensive, but like I was like, I
Speaker 2 realized some jeans look bad on me because they're literally $45.
Speaker 2
I bought a gold barrel jeans. Okay.
And they're fucking great. I highly recommend.
They were like 200 something-ish.
Speaker 1 Do you want to know where my dad gets his jeans?
Speaker 2 Carhartt?
Speaker 1 Sam's Club.
Speaker 2 Sam's Club.
Speaker 1
He loves it. He's obsessed with it.
He'll come home and be like, guess how much these jeans were? And I'm like, I don't know, like $50.
Speaker 2
He goes, seven, seven dollars. My mom is recently obsessed with, not recently.
I feel like every family, but we have to do a shout out to them. Costco.
Speaker 1 Okay, we don't have a Costco up in Albany, so we were Sam's Club family.
Speaker 2
Okay, so that's our Sam's Club bizarre at Costco. Sierra posts, hey, I want to get something from Costco.
Does anyone have a card? I don't know if this is illegal, but I was like, girl, I got you.
Speaker 2 Yeah. And then my Nana has had to get ear,
Speaker 2 what is it called?
Speaker 2 For her to hear better? Hearing air.
Speaker 1 You can get those at Costco?
Speaker 2
You can get them at Costco. Costco, shout out Costco.
They were amazing. They got her like really great ones.
She walked around the store.
Speaker 1 I think your Nana asked my dad if he wanted to try it at Gigli Radio City.
Speaker 2 Well, yeah, my Nana was like, if you do it, I'll do it.
Speaker 1
And apparently they... She was like, try my hearing aid.
He was like, I can't.
Speaker 2
Apparently, for like 10 years ago, it was really clunky and big, and the technology's gotten really good. And Nana, you guys.
Oh, wow. Nana's gonna get hearing aids finally.
And
Speaker 2 it was actually, she writes a lot on Instagram.
Speaker 2 And I to she told me she likes to write a lot because she has trouble hearing and she feels connected with her community on Instagram because she could hear everyone. No, I'm crying.
Speaker 2 I can't, like, I'm on my period.
Speaker 1
No, I've been so, Hannah, I've been so girly recently and like having like true girl emotions. Are you in your feminine energy? No, I've been so feminine recently.
I've been like turning my brain off.
Speaker 1 I've just been like feminine.
Speaker 2 I've been saying sorry for no reason.
Speaker 1 Babies have just been actively coming up to me.
Speaker 1 I'm like, like there was a baby in the elevator the other day and like waved at me and I was like I literally looked and turned I was like am I giving such good aura right now?
Speaker 1 Is my aura on 10?
Speaker 2 You're just a completely different person.
Speaker 1 I'm in my feminine era. It's just like oh, it's so nice.
Speaker 2 You've always been girly but like but not soft.
Speaker 1 I've never been soft.
Speaker 1 Thank you.
Speaker 1 Wait, can I just say something about Costco? Why is why is Costco's Sam's Club and like BJ's? Like the whole membership thing so county?
Speaker 1 Like they're the original members clubs of New York City.
Speaker 2 Yeah, like have you ever gotten a table at Costco?
Speaker 1 My grandma used to take me to BJ's every Saturday and be like, we're gonna shop and then we're gonna have a pizza at BJ's. And I'd be like, grandma, I fucking love today.
Speaker 2 As you guys know, I'm a grandma, so I don't know what's going on in the city, but I've seen all these TikToks of girls just being like, if you're gonna go out and you don't want to be at the club, like you have to go to a members club where they have dinner.
Speaker 2 What's your opinion of all these member clubs popping up? Is it worth it? Are all of them equal? Is it the vibe?
Speaker 2 As someone who has a pulse on the scene in New York City of cool people, what's your take?
Speaker 1 There's a couple of members clubs that I frequent. I only belong to one of them because it's like,
Speaker 1
what am I? Like in Little League, how many things can I belong to? Exactly. And it's like you pay.
It's like a country club. It's like near, it's like a country club.
Speaker 2 It gives me anxiety too to know that I'm like, have too many subscriptions going on that I'm not going to use.
Speaker 1 It's like a country club without a tennis court. And it's just like,
Speaker 1 what is the point here?
Speaker 2 So if you know someone, they could take you.
Speaker 1 Yeah, you can bring up to like a certain amount of guests. So like if all your friends like are if one is a member at one place, like whatever.
Speaker 1
I will say in terms of like being in my 30s and going out, I'm not trying to like go to the club club. I do like a place that like you go for dinner, you stay till 1 a.m.
and then you're fucking out.
Speaker 1 Like you're out of there.
Speaker 1 So I like it in my older age, but again, you have to almost, you have to be, you have to have a job because you are paying this like membership fee, which like is kind of annoying, but also it's very convenient to like be in your 30s and be like, yeah, I'm not like going to a club now.
Speaker 2 But you're also like paying for the dinner on top of it. It's not like you get free dinner.
Speaker 1 You're paying for the dinner on top of it. Do people talk to each other?
Speaker 2 Like, are you making friends?
Speaker 1 So certain members' clubs, there's like no approach rule.
Speaker 2 Yeah. You can't approach people? What if someone dropped something? You can't be.
Speaker 1 No, it's like, okay, if I'm sitting at dinner and Paris Hilton is sitting next to me, it would be D-class A for me to lean over and say, such a huge fan.
Speaker 2 You can't do it at these clubs.
Speaker 1
But I think they're cool. Here's the other thing.
In like London, I feel like that's all their going out scene is.
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, they love houses.
Speaker 1 Yeah, so I feel like New York City is trying to like jump on that band wagon. I think like each member's club too also has like a different vibe.
Speaker 2 So, but just long story short, just make friends with someone who's a member. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Okay, like it's like the friend with the boat.
Speaker 2 Correct. Just figure out.
Speaker 1
I think you pick one girl from each, like in your friend group to join a different one. Yeah.
And you're like, you're literally covered.
Speaker 2 Strategic, just make an Excel doc.
Speaker 1 The reason that I joined one of them is because, again, I don't like anyone being in charge of me.
Speaker 1
So, like, I didn't like that it was like I have to wait for someone to be like, you want to come? Blah, blah, blah. Like, I hate that shit.
I hate owing anyone.
Speaker 1
And so, you want to feel indebted to someone? I'll go when I want to go and bring who I want to bring. Yep.
So, like, I like that. I like being in charge of that.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 Okay. I feel like I understand it more.
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Speaker 2 Are you excited about the Oscars? Do you have any opinions about the Oscars?
Speaker 1 For whatever reason, I'm so excited this year.
Speaker 2 What are you excited about?
Speaker 1 I just think, here's why I think I'm so excited. I think one, Nikki Glazer, put me in a good mood because it's like, oh.
Speaker 2 You're like, I have a good taste in my mouth coming into the world.
Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, people are looking at girls and being like, hey, you can be funny.
Speaker 1 And also, I think that at the Golden Globes, there were so many dresses that I liked. And that I feel like that never really happens.
Speaker 1 Like, I hate when I watch an award show and I'm just like, oh, I wanted like more. I set myself up and my expectations were too high.
Speaker 1
The Golden Globes, I felt like there were so many dresses that just looked so good. So I'm really excited for the Oscars.
And also,
Speaker 1
maybe I know most, I know more movies this year, maybe than I ever have before. Can't wait to see if Ariana Grande wins.
Can't wait to see what she wears.
Speaker 2
I do have to say, I'm really rooting for Wicked. Like, I watched it.
I enjoyed it so, so, so much.
Speaker 1 Do you know what?
Speaker 2 I hate when when because they do well in the box office, it makes it like less artsy for some reason when it's like, no, this movie was art.
Speaker 1 Can I tell you why I'm really rooting for Wicked, even though I didn't watch it?
Speaker 2 And you didn't, yeah, you didn't support it.
Speaker 1 I didn't support it.
Speaker 2 You publicly were like, this is not something I stand for.
Speaker 2 You denounced it.
Speaker 1 Here's why I'm rooting for it to win. Much like comedy and stand-up, I feel like they have not recognized it.
Speaker 1 I feel the same way with musical theater. Like, yes, obviously, like Broadway has the Tonys and whatever, and they have their own award show.
Speaker 1 I just feel like people look down on like a comedy movie, won't put it in its own section, won't give stand-up its own section.
Speaker 1
These people not only, and they're, and comedians are doing all of the things. Like, they're acting.
They're brainwashed. They're storytelling.
Speaker 1
No, truly. I feel the same way with musicals.
Like, okay, they're acting, but they're also belting out a fucking song at the same time.
Speaker 2
I think Aria was being thrown across a room while hitting a note while keeping her face looking decent. I can't even do that while jogging.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 Give her a freaking statue to put on her mantle. She deserves it.
Speaker 2 But there is drama going around with AI. Have you heard about that? No.
Speaker 2 The Brutalist with Adrian Brody, which is supposed to be incredible, they found out they used AI to make his accent, his Hungarian accent better.
Speaker 2 No way. And then apparently in Amelia Perez.
Speaker 1 Wait, I have to watch that.
Speaker 2 I have to watch that. I've heard people obsessed with it and people like so mad about the
Speaker 2 yes. So they're saying that one of the actresses to hit the one who got nominated for everything
Speaker 2 to hit some of the high notes, they used AI. And they were like, how could she win over Cynthia when Cynthia hit the notes while flying?
Speaker 2 So there's drama, but it hasn't been confirmed, so I don't want to spread.
Speaker 2 I think it was confirmed.
Speaker 2 Also, I'm back on my challenger's bullshit.
Speaker 1 Please, please elaborate.
Speaker 2 Look, I saw I was nominated in the Golden Globes, and I did not say anything negative. I said, I support women in the arts.
Speaker 2 It was for the music in the background. I'm like, maybe.
Speaker 1 You protected your own piece. You protected your own piece of piece.
Speaker 2
I said it's none of my business. It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
Speaker 1 It doesn't involve me.
Speaker 2
It's none of my business. Maybe it was when I was on the airplane watching.
The music didn't hit how it did in the theater. Did it make any fucking sense? No, but it's not for me.
Speaker 2 It's not my business.
Speaker 1 Yeah.
Speaker 2 But then it didn't get nominated for an Oscar.
Speaker 2 And then Andy Murray, who's like one of the best tennis players who ever lived, a clip popped up because my algorithm knows me, where he was like, as a tennis player, this movie was like...
Speaker 2 almost disrespectful like bonkers like this made no sense to me i don't know what it was and he goes maybe i it's like artsy and that's good, but like as a professional tennis player, this missed the mark.
Speaker 2
Was insulting. And I love an artsy thing that misses the mark, but not when also the character.
I'm still, yeah, I'm back on my bullshit.
Speaker 1 When the characters have like, if you know what, it actually is my business.
Speaker 2 There's no character development. You're not rooting for any of them.
Speaker 1 No, I didn't know what happened the whole time.
Speaker 2
If I want to watch house music, I'll watch house music. I don't want to watch bad acting with bad storyline over it.
And yes, am I never going to get hired in a role with Lucas Gualdano? No.
Speaker 2 And you know what? I can't even get a little role. So I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 You can't get a call back.
Speaker 2 I'm back on my bullshit, but challengers did not get nominated. And I said,
Speaker 2 it might be my fault because I spoke out.
Speaker 1 I have such a superficial take on it.
Speaker 1 I love a sex scene. As someone who in COVID, as someone who in COVID watched 365 days every single night,
Speaker 1 okay? And literally was the cause of my breakup, I would say.
Speaker 1
I love a sex scene, okay? I get into it. I want to see it.
I'm all about it.
Speaker 1 If there's not one person, one man in the threesome that I want to have sex with,
Speaker 1 then what are we all doing here?
Speaker 2
Also, the whole movie's baiting. It's gay baiting.
It's threesome baiting. It's players can play tennis baiting.
No one actually did what they advertised the movie was going to do.
Speaker 2 And for that reason, I'm out.
Speaker 1
The only reason I continue to watch it is because I like seeing Zendaya on my screen. I like her jawline.
I like her eyes. I like her outfits.
Speaker 1
Like, I enjoy, she's one of those people that, like, I don't care what she's doing on a screen. I like seeing her and watching her.
She's my Molly Mae.
Speaker 2 But also, what I would say is she can do so many things.
Speaker 2 Why pick the one thing that she can't do?
Speaker 1 I want her to literally just become, I want her to lean more into being a pop star.
Speaker 2
Yeah. Like, I want to see her dance.
I want to see her sing. I want to see her.
Speaker 1 If she had a concert, I would go to it.
Speaker 2 Is there a new Molly Mae episode out?
Speaker 2
I don't know. I think there might.
Do you know what I'm watching? Tell me. Severance.
Speaker 1 Hannah, you started from season one?
Speaker 2
I, okay. So I watched season one a while ago.
Yes. It comes out, and we start playing the next season, and immediately I'm like, Des pause.
I go, I have no fucking clue what's going on. Let's go back.
Speaker 2
He looks at me and goes, You don't remember? And I'm like, No, I don't know. Not for a second.
No, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 I don't even know what the plot is. Like, I have no clue.
Speaker 1
Same. That's how I felt.
I literally was like, Did I watch this show?
Speaker 2
That's like, but it would make me feel crazy. But Des is like weirdly smart with that stuff.
So then he has a memory,
Speaker 1 he retains information. Yeah.
Speaker 2 And then he's like, This is what happens when you're on your phone the whole time while watching. I'm like,
Speaker 1 No, I was like, damn, I'm like, I I was high watching this because I don't remember a goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 I love things that are like a different kind of otherworldly, make you think complicated, but for anyone.
Speaker 1 It's so different. We've never seen this show.
Speaker 2 We've never seen a show like this. And it's so crazy that like nothing could happen and you still have so many conspiracies about what's going to happen.
Speaker 2
Like, it's not one of those movies where they just show you it. Like, we're learning every episode more about this world that we're so confused about.
I love that they keep it secretive.
Speaker 2
But anyway, do do not feel ashamed. Rewatch season one of Severance so you get back in the groove.
I haven't watched episode two yet, but Dez says it's like amazing. And Ben Stiller directed it.
Speaker 2 I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 Okay, I was just going to say,
Speaker 1 I saw a clip or something Ben Stiller was doing in an interview with Patricia Arquette, who plays like one of the main roles in season one.
Speaker 1 And
Speaker 1 she said that, like,
Speaker 1 that he's such a talented director that he actually wouldn't tell the actors what was going on either because he wanted them to give off this like confused i don't know because he wanted the audience to be like what the fuck is going on and they the acting in it i love
Speaker 1 no i freaking love when i'm just like oh this acting you know like i don't know but it's so they are so good in their roles and like it just really is such a good show i love a show that is you're like I've never seen this plot before I don't know what's gonna happen because it's so quirky and weird, but it's season one is so good.
Speaker 2 And I do have to say with the casting,
Speaker 2 what's his name? Adam Scott, who I knew from stepbrothers as the asshole
Speaker 2
brother. He was so amazing in that.
He's so good.
Speaker 1 He's so I didn't realize like how
Speaker 1 He can really play anything, I feel like.
Speaker 2
And he's a genius. Apparently, Ben Stiller was like, this is what I want to do.
Apple TV, we have to hire this guy, Mark Scott, who apparently isn't Mark? Adam Scott.
Speaker 2 And they were like, what's he up to right now? And he wasn't really up to anything. And they were like, can we get someone bigger? And Ben Stiller was like, no, I want him.
Speaker 2 And they were like, well, he has to audition. And Ben Stiller called him and was like, hey, I'm so embarrassed, but like, you have to audition for this.
Speaker 1 He came in. Isn't that a crazy thing as an actor? Like, then it's insulting to audition.
Speaker 2 I keep asking actors I know, and I don't know a lot, but everyone I've asked, like, for advice about auditioning, they were like, I haven't auditioned in four years. And you're like, what?
Speaker 1 Yeah, that's like, I would have just assumed, like, you audition for every role.
Speaker 2
I guess a lot of the time, like, they'll write something around you or they'll be like, oh, this is so, this is so. I can't think of one actress.
This is so.
Speaker 1
But, like, it makes sense. Yeah.
It makes sense because it's like, okay, well, watch my movie. Yeah.
Like, you know, I can do it. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1 actually, Denzel just like said a thing. He was like, I haven't auditioned in 40 years or something.
Speaker 2 What's your take on this, which I saw on TikTok?
Speaker 2 They said, um,
Speaker 2 someone goes, I'm sick of in all these, what are those things you like to watch that are like different time periods, period pieces?
Speaker 1 Period pieces. People with Botox and fillers can't be in a period piece.
Speaker 2 He says, if you have Botox and fillers
Speaker 2
in your face, I don't want to see you in Oppenheimer. I don't want to see you in Gladiator.
I don't want to see you on Bridgerton.
Speaker 1
Get out of Gilded Age if you have your lips done. It's not for me, honey.
No, I stand by it. I stand by it.
Speaker 2 She, like, no matter the makeup, the hair, anything, the filler just, like, comes out.
Speaker 1 It's like, you're from 2025.
Speaker 2 Get out of here. That's why Nicole Kidman just plays like stuck-up businesswomen who are getting paid really well, and her filler looks fucking amazing for the role.
Speaker 1 Wait, when is that going to be streaming? I want to see.
Speaker 2
Baby Girl, I think you can pay for it on like Amazon Prime or something. I need to watch Baby Girl.
I watched Anora, which I liked.
Speaker 1 Amelia Perez and Baby Girl are awesome.
Speaker 2 Guys, we have so much homework. We have so much fun homework.
Speaker 2 We have so much homework. Oh, truly.
Speaker 2 Side note, when I saw Lady Gaga and A Star is Born, the filler distracted me because I wanted more expressions.
Speaker 1
I was truly the only person that didn't like that movie. I don't like the singing.
And also,
Speaker 2 I don't like the singing.
Speaker 1
Even though it was like a very crucial part. And also the ending, everyone was like so shocked.
I was like, really? Like, dull.
Speaker 1
I feel like I sat in the theater and everyone was like, oh my God. I was like, guys, this is a remake.
And also like, yeah, this man was depressed. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2 Wait, I feel like I told this story before, but a while ago, I need to tell it. One of my ex-boyfriends, he took me to a play, a Broadway play.
Speaker 2
And the whole time, he was like, I know what's going to happen. I know what's going to happen.
And I was just enjoying the play. I'm like, okay, like, he's, he was, like, smart.
Speaker 2 So I'm like, okay, maybe he knows something I don't know. And then during halftime, half time.
Speaker 1 This is a sports podcast. And don't you forget
Speaker 2
during halftime, he looks at me. I'm like, okay, what? What is so obvious? What's going to happen? And he goes, he's going to kill himself.
And I was like,
Speaker 2
I thought this was a comedy. Like, I was enjoying it.
So the whole time.
Speaker 1 Tell me that he doesn't.
Speaker 2
The guy never killed himself. So the whole time I'm watching this play of this guy being so sad, like, oh my God, he's going to die.
This is the last scene of him.
Speaker 2
He's going to never kill kill himself. I look over at him after, I'm like, you sick, depressing fuck.
You're like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you need therapy.
Speaker 1 That was dark.
Speaker 1 The guy that goes on to get married, have like a happy life in the play. And I'm just like, I think he needs to talk to someone.
Speaker 2 This is crazy.
Speaker 2 I do feel like that's a psychological test to watch half a movie and ask everyone how they think it's going to end. And you'll learn a lot about a person.
Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, I love the, do you ever see those things on TikTok? They're like Japanese, like
Speaker 1
close your eyes and like think of this, and like we'll say this, and then think of that. And it's like, this is what tells you about your personality.
I love those.
Speaker 2 Okay, so I recently got on psychic TikTok where they're like, a woman is holding something and she's like, tell me what color and shape I'm holding and use your intuition. And I got it right twice.
Speaker 2 So if anyone needs their future,
Speaker 2 you like the M's are open.
Speaker 1 I do have a direct descendant from Salem, like for sure.
Speaker 2 Oh, God.
Speaker 2 You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
Speaker 1 No, I just
Speaker 1 had the best hour ever. I like needed a giggle.
Speaker 2
That was so much fun. So needed.
That was so fun. If anything is annoying, you guys, this week, just remember it's none of your business.
And we love you.
Speaker 1
No, it's literally. It's none of your business.
And figure out regulating your nervous system. Just like,
Speaker 2 it's so nice. You don't even know how to spell regulating.
Speaker 2 Of course not.
Speaker 1 That'd be crazy. I can't wait to see what snacks we bring to the studio to record our book.
Speaker 2 Oh my God, we're going to have to have a party.
Speaker 1 I love it. Wait, this is, we're going to be in like a booth, you know? Like, we're Biggie Smalls.
Speaker 2 They said it's going to take eight hours. Yeah.
Speaker 1 You've got me for four, and then I'm out.
Speaker 2
Yeah, at least we could split it. Yeah, split it up.
Would we? Yeah. We love you guys so much.
Thanks for giggling. Talk later.
Speaker 1
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No, thank you.
Speaker 1
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