Giggling about boob jobs, body scans, and stoner energy

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Speaker 2 sup gigglers carried fix the wi-fi manifest that shit

Speaker 2 we can't be managed

Speaker 2 i mean the day just got away from me what's up my golden gigglers

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 2 Grace said we have to do something professional. Okay.
Oh, yeah, she said we have to promote our upcoming shows. Nashville, New Orleans, St.

Speaker 2 Augustine, Hollywood, Florida, Tacoma, Portland, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 And let's not forget we were performing at Radio City this week. I've been watching stand-ups of people that have filmed them at Radio City just to like watch the.

Speaker 1 Just to get the vibes. Just to get the vibes of the area.

Speaker 2 It's funny, that would get me more nervous.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's vibes.

Speaker 2 I feel like that's the worst thing you could possibly do.

Speaker 1 I was like, I didn't take a beta blocker whilst watching it.

Speaker 2 I was like, wow, that's gonna be crazy. I like it sucks, but I realized that like life is just about not thinking about what you're doing.
Because the second you're aware of what you're doing,

Speaker 2 you fuck it up. But like you want to be able to think about what you're doing when you're doing it, but it turns out like no, you want to live, but like you can't people don't let you.

Speaker 2 Look, everyone just get a lobotomy. Things will work out.
That's the newest thing. Speaking of surgeries,

Speaker 2 rest in peace to Denise Richards' breast augmentations.

Speaker 1 Did she get a boob job?

Speaker 2 Two of her breast implants exploded. Wait, ruptured.
That was the word they used, which is ruptured. Scary as fuck.
Ruptured during.

Speaker 1 I wonder if you know right when it happens. Like, truly, I wonder if you can feel it inside of you of like, I just popped a bag.

Speaker 2 When

Speaker 2 I was at a tennis academy, I had this like huge muscle trainer, and he walks up to me one day and he's like, whatever you do,

Speaker 2 don't get breast implants. And I was like, I'm 14.
Like, no, he was saying that to me.

Speaker 2 it was like so weird and he goes because my girlfriend she was trying to open the car and something poked her

Speaker 1 and she punctured and it blew up her breast implant and i was like okay noted thank you here's another reason why i went against getting a boob job if something is going to happen medically i know it's gonna happen to me like i know i'd be the type of body to be like we don't want this and like reject it

Speaker 1 and that's what happened to paris hilton she got a boob job like years ago and her body like truly rejected them and she got them taken out right away.

Speaker 2 It's like muth cocaine. Yes.

Speaker 2 And weed and melatonin. I took a lemmy gummy.

Speaker 1 You know what's funny?

Speaker 1 Whenever I like talk about you to people that don't know you, I always say, I'm like, she's so pure. Like, no, she's never smoked a cigarette.

Speaker 1 That's like the number one thing I said.

Speaker 2 I realized like, if you just look at me, I look up like a pothead. Like, I haven't brushed my hair.
I'm giggling, and constantly snacking. Like, everything about me says pothead.

Speaker 1 Everything about you says she's hot.

Speaker 2 I mean, even your shirt right now, that's a stoner-ass shirt. No, I identify as stoner as Brogan.

Speaker 1 You're like, I don't want kids, I just want to smoke weed.

Speaker 2 Um, wait, I what are we talking about? Yeah, what's the update?

Speaker 1 I have something very important to bring up. Yes, I don't know if you know, like,

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's say it's like it was probably like 2012 and I,

Speaker 1 not to brag, but one of my biggest modeling jobs would be like

Speaker 1 shoe fit modeling because I am the perfect size seven. So, like, I would go into showrooms, and when buyers were coming to buy certain lines of shoes, I would be the model with the shoes on.

Speaker 1 So I would see the shoes before the next season of like what they're buying. And I remember being there one time time and I was presented with a sneaker wedge.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm obsessed.

Speaker 2 Like, I,

Speaker 1 what are these freaking shoes? I love them. And I made them give me a pair like when I was done.
So I was like in Albany having zero business rocking a fucking sneaker wedge.

Speaker 2 Like I was a wow.

Speaker 2 Loved it.

Speaker 1 They're coming back. like full force.
And I just feel like you are the epitome. Sorry, Croc.

Speaker 2 Sorry, Croc.

Speaker 1 But I just feel like you are a sneaker wedge girly.

Speaker 2 I feel like you just called me a Miranda.

Speaker 2 This is, okay, okay. No, and this is.
I have a lot of, let me process. Okay.
Because I feel like sneaker wedges.

Speaker 2 They were like in for a bit, but they were never in for like a second. Yeah, they were never considered.

Speaker 1 They were very, like, they weren't in in the country. Like, no one wore them in Albany.
I remember being like feeling like a freak, but like in New York City, everyone wore them for like a year.

Speaker 2 I wore, I think I wore them. This is my thing.
I love Crocs so much and I love my heeled wedged Crocs.

Speaker 2 So like I don't know. If the right sneaker wedge comes across my desk,

Speaker 2 I will. You will party.
I'm into like the sneaker loafers that are new balance. Everyone's been sending me and I was like, give me 17 of them right now.

Speaker 1 Wait, I don't know if I've seen the sneaker loafer.

Speaker 2 It's like a silver like new balance, but as a loafer. Okay.
Well, we have such different algorithms because this is the only thing on my algorithm right now.

Speaker 1 Speaking of algorithm, unpopular opinion.

Speaker 2 Yep. I know what you're going to say.

Speaker 1 Really unpopular.

Speaker 1 I can't fucking wait for TikTok to be gone.

Speaker 2 No Samsies.

Speaker 1 I knew my life back.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, oh, no, I'm not going to learn anything.

Speaker 2 I miss my family. I miss being dumb.

Speaker 1 I miss not knowing a goddamn thing. Ignorance is bliss, and I enjoy it.

Speaker 2 Everyone's posting the funniest stuff of like me saying bye to my Chinese spy.

Speaker 1 or like

Speaker 1 doing like the Congress thing. It's like, are you Chinese? No.
So you are. Nope, I'm not.

Speaker 2 Like, I always, what I do like about TikTok is

Speaker 2 it understands me more than anyone, but also what I hate about it is it understands me more than anyone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's intrusive.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's super intrusive. I like that it tells me what to buy.
Like, I don't want to have to search for what I need. Like, it tells me, like, you're going to like this.
And I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 2 Give me 17 of them right now.

Speaker 2 But also,

Speaker 2 with the mental health stuff, not to age ourselves, but we were the WebMD generation. Like, you got a sniffle, you went on WebMD, it told you you were going to die, and that was your fate.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, and before I had to search to be diagnosed with something, where now it just like comes at you all day, like, it's like you have sleep paralysis. You got like everything.

Speaker 2 You eat cheese.

Speaker 1 Okay. You have a problem.

Speaker 2 It's like, oh, man. Then with all the information, like,

Speaker 2 it's been crazy to see what size of TikTok I'll be on where I'll be like, once you see three videos of people saying the same thing, you believe it. Yes.

Speaker 2 So like the misinformation that's spread is crazy from beauty stuff to politics to current events. And like,

Speaker 2 no one is above, like, if three of your friends say something, it's a thing. Right.
That's just a fact.

Speaker 2 And TikTok, for every, all the information that we've been able to like spread that's been great has equally been like the bullying and

Speaker 2 the lying.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to be honest, I have learned things on TikTok. Have I implemented them into my life? Certainly not.
Have I ever saved

Speaker 2 4,000 workouts and recipes that I've never once gone back on?

Speaker 1 I've never once gone back to a workout. And I save a ton of them.
I'm like, ooh, that's a good one to do at home. Oh, 100%.

Speaker 2 I've sent it to you and been like, if I'm not going to use it, you're not going to use it either.

Speaker 2 I do feel bad for the people who blew up because they are so talented and Hollywood would have never given them a time of day. Right.
But the people chose them and

Speaker 2 they were able to grow that.

Speaker 1 I just think it has significantly impacted my mental health based on

Speaker 1 alone the amount of time I spend on it. Like I, when I get off TikTok at night to like fall asleep, I have to like sit there for 20 minutes and like decompress a little.

Speaker 1 One of my favorite things to do is decompress, but like it like it's too overstimulating and I'm like, I'm actually ready for to have my nights back.

Speaker 2 But sometimes TikTok, the algorithm's bad. Like

Speaker 2 I saw a video of a girl like with a mustache and she's like, would you date the male version of yourself? So I watched it and it was funny. But then it showed me like 30 more videos of that.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I don't, I'm not that interested in that.

Speaker 2 That's like my thing now. Like, right.
There's so many girls with mustaches.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 look, there's pros and cons, but not to get big picture here, but I feel like I have a niece. You know, I'm an aunt.
Yes. Which is very important.

Speaker 2 I FaceTime her all the time and then hang up when she gets cranky. She is given like strict screen time things.
And there's like proven studies about like the development of your brain.

Speaker 2 So I think it's starting with kids, but I think like in 10, 20 years, like adults are going to be put on like a screen

Speaker 2 thing.

Speaker 1 I think if people aren't already, people will be going to rehab for Amina right now. No, actually.

Speaker 2 317 Amino. I'm in it right now.
I just, I never get mad about

Speaker 2 a social media app closing because we all know social media is not good for us.

Speaker 1 Right, like something else will pop up. People will be fine, but...

Speaker 2 People will be fine.

Speaker 2 People are telling people where to go, which is kind of, it feels like

Speaker 2 when you're waiting for a train and you don't know what... the train is going to be and then they announce the train and everyone starts running towards the train track.

Speaker 1 I will say,

Speaker 1 as a group of millennials, we are funny on there. You know, like we've never been more together as a country knowing that like something's going away.
So like I'm happy for the camaraderie.

Speaker 2 Oh like all the millennials are happy?

Speaker 1 No, I'm saying like everyone's band together of being like this app is going to be gone soon. Like say whatever the fuck you want.
Like people are being really funny on it and I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 It's funny because mine is like people crying.

Speaker 2 Really? Because it's like the LA fires, which are so fucked up. So fucked up.
And then like a 22-year-old crying about about TikTok. And I'm like, let's get our priorities in order.

Speaker 1 Which Giggly Squad, we just designed a t-shirt for the LA Fires and we're going to give all the proceeds to a charity that we pick.

Speaker 1 If you guys have any charities that are, you're like really passionate about, send them to us.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're like vetting because I feel like... It's like if we're going to give money, I want to give it to the right places.

Speaker 1 Right. And make sure it's like going to where you actually say it's going to.
Sometimes these like big ones, I'm like, is it hitting the right people?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, look, GoFundMes are great, but you really do have to check them out.

Speaker 2 Make sure it's a friend who knows the person. Yeah.
Because during strifling times, is that a crazy

Speaker 2 way to describe it?

Speaker 2 What does strife mean? Chris, what does strifle mean?

Speaker 1 Strifling times?

Speaker 2 Crazy timing. It's not a real word, first of all.

Speaker 2 Urban dictionary. Strifling?

Speaker 2 You're talking about stifling. Stifling times.

Speaker 2 Your urban dictionary says a combination of the words strife and trifle. Strife meaning difficulty.
Trifle meaning not really very important. So maybe

Speaker 2 trifling. Definitely not strifeling.
Definitely not. Wait, stripheling is my life, though.
Not important. No, I've been striifling.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 I've been strifeling for like two weeks now.

Speaker 2 I'm not okay. Can we normalize trifling?

Speaker 1 The origin is Italian.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 if you use it in this sentence.

Speaker 2 being really upset about things that don't matter no but I didn't realize everyone I know lives in LA it's crazy it's devastating I couldn't imagine

Speaker 2 I just couldn't imagine it is so funny too with all the technology and we're so you know advanced we have cyber chucks that first of all we can't figure out how to turn on a TV with less than two remotes second of all that like something so basic is fire like we can't yeah they couldn't it's it's almost weird like the world world will always beat us.

Speaker 2 Like the environment will always be like, gotcha, bitches.

Speaker 1 No, like they didn't have water.

Speaker 2 No, it's so scary. Like that's so fucked up.
And there's nothing you could do.

Speaker 2 But shout out, I feel like, and LA, everyone needs to remember, like, yeah, it's huge mansions and famous people. And then tons and tons of normal fucking people within the world.

Speaker 1 I mean, the Pacific Palisades, I feel like those houses, like,

Speaker 1 that's such a nice area that I feel like those houses are passed down generation to generation. Like people have lived there for years It's not just like celebrities.

Speaker 2 It's like those are family also New Yorkers We all live in like tiny apartments So when people are like we lost our house. I'm like holy holy shit

Speaker 2 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Someone posted and was like I don't own jeans anymore. And I know and it's like oh my god.

Speaker 2 Like that's I could not imagine losing everything in a fire and also if you're there, they're just saying like the air quality is so fucking bad. So like don't be a hero.
Wear a fucking mask.

Speaker 2 yeah you're gonna be going full mom on people um so i hope denice reached denise richards boobs are okay and that's how we started yeah she she ruptured both her boobs um i watched inora you did okay wait when you were talking about it on the pod i thought you had watched it no i don't talk about things that i've watched i don't talk and i don't talk about things that i know So we're on the same page.

Speaker 2 Now, my one note for Enora was that I think I was being a little like, I'm from Brooklyn. I'll tell you how to talk if you're from Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 And I did, like, part of her accent, I'd be like, I don't know if that hit. Cause like something like water, she'd be like, water.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Once I watched it, I knew what you were saying.

Speaker 2 You could just tell that she was a girl from LA doing a very good Brooklyn accent.

Speaker 1 She's a phenomenal.

Speaker 2 Phenomenal. But I was also like, like, for her to go from, hi, I'm Mikey Madison.
I'm so excited to be a part of this film to talking like this. Yeah.
You motherfucker. Yeah.
I mean, honestly,

Speaker 2 it was low-key a dream rule for me.

Speaker 2 And I think I was jealous. Okay.
I was like, that was fun.

Speaker 1 And it's so big of you to admit that. And that's how we feel about Ariana Grande.

Speaker 1 And just maybe jealous of her.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't want her to be Audrey Hepburn because I want her to be me.

Speaker 2 No, but people are saying that she's dressing like Aubrey Hepburn. Audrey.
Did I call her Aubrey? That's okay. That would have been, I'm so sorry.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 It's not my mom or anything.

Speaker 2 Aubrey would have changed her whole brand. The whole brand.
Yeah, but she's dressing like with the little bang.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which I did first at the CFDA awards, but anywho.

Speaker 2 We're not gonna.

Speaker 1 We're not gonna score. No, we're not.

Speaker 2 Wait, for anyone in a relationship, not you. For anyone.

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry, you're not in a relationship anymore.

Speaker 2 I was on stage and I have a joke about how, like, I never,

Speaker 2 I'm going to say it. Yeah.
How no one asked me when I was going to have kids and that me and you will be getting interviewed. And they'll be like, Paige, when are you going to move to Charleston?

Speaker 2 And then the crowd kind of groans. And I was like, oh, like, rest in peace.
And everyone's like, ah!

Speaker 2 And I'm like, but then they'll look at me and then go back and be like, Paige, when are you going to move to Charleston? I'm like, I'm fully married.

Speaker 2 No one has any question about me.

Speaker 2 But also, I do have to say,

Speaker 2 it is so hard to be in in a public relationship. Like,

Speaker 2 you

Speaker 2 does not thrive by like people not asking us questions about us. And we're able to, we don't have, imagine having like your worst friends commenting on what they think your relationship's about.

Speaker 2 That's what the internet is. Or like what you're doing.

Speaker 2 I'm like, wait, imagine your shittiest friends hanging out with you and you not telling them anything about what's going on with you, but they like saw you.

Speaker 2 And then they go in the cab and talk to their friend, gossiping about you, what they think's going on, and you can hear it. That's the internet.

Speaker 1 No, the internet is literally someone texting you accidentally about yourself and then trying to cover it up when you say something like based off of no information.

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Speaker 1 My favorite thing actually this whole weekend was people were mad at me for a lot of things, but like none of them had to do honestly pertain to me. Yeah, but the one thing that did pertain to me

Speaker 2 that was like actually true was people were like, oh, she thinks that she's a New Yorker.

Speaker 1 Like she's from Albany. First of all, yes, I am from Albany.
And second, I am a New Yorker because I've lived here for 10 years.

Speaker 1 But thirdly, they were like, a true New Yorker would never wear Eagles like outfit or like another team. And I just want to say, I'm a fair weather fan.

Speaker 1 Like, if there's one thing.

Speaker 2 you were never out here saying I represent New York sports.

Speaker 1 No, if there's one thing about me, I don't give a fuck about your sports.

Speaker 2 Again? The one thing about me, if the color matches my shoes, I'm wearing it.

Speaker 1 If my friend sends me a dope jacket to any team, I'm wearing it. Kristen, can we shout out to

Speaker 2 Kristen? And I'm not trying to turn it on people, but do you not support

Speaker 2 women in the arts and small businesses, actually huge businesses, but do you not support women entrepreneurship?

Speaker 1 I think that Kristen is female-founded companies. I genuinely genuinely think that she is going to become a billionaire on her own.

Speaker 2 Wow, I just got like

Speaker 1 titillated. I think she just changed the whole course of like NFL.

Speaker 2 Can you Google titillated? I feel like that was the wrong word, too. No, that actually, I think, was right.

Speaker 2 No, but like, I just, it got me so excited because she's so fucking talented and she's being, what does it mean, Chris? It means stimulate or excite, especially in a sexual way. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And that was right. And that was fucking out.

Speaker 1 No, and the other thing is she's so fucking nice and like gracious and sweet. Like she DM'd me and she was like, I want to send you a jacket.
And I was like, send me whatever one you want.

Speaker 1 And then I was going to the Eagles game and I was like, perfect. My outfit's going to hate me.

Speaker 2 Wait, Kristen, I will buy it. Can I buy a NYX or a Nets or a?

Speaker 1 No, she only does NFL.

Speaker 1 But she's going to expand.

Speaker 2 Well, she will expand. She's expanding

Speaker 1 as we speak. No, as we speak, she's taking over the world.

Speaker 2 What I was going to say about relationships that you wouldn't know about is that my latest thing is, yeah, the concept of keeping score.

Speaker 2 Like, I was talking to my friend who was like, you ever feel like he accuses you of this and then you didn't do that? It's a lot of like, I'm not, you, if you're keeping score, that's on you.

Speaker 2 I'm not keeping score. And this goes from like little household, household chores to whatever.
And just, yeah, like my biggest advice for marriage is a reminder that like, you're not competing. Right.

Speaker 2 You both are on the same team. And the second you guys start keeping score against each other, like, that's just a, that's a fight ready to happen.
100%.

Speaker 2 So my new line is, are you keeping score? Because I'm not keeping score.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I can't count that high.

Speaker 2 I'm illiterate and I don't know numbers.

Speaker 1 And here's the other thing. I don't care.

Speaker 2 Period. Period.
No one has time to keep score. We are strifling out in these days.

Speaker 1 No, I'm trifling. Wait, let's.
So Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 We try so hard not to get in trouble. It's actually a miracle.
It's a miracle.

Speaker 1 I truly try so hard. I'm like, oh, I'm not even doing anything.

Speaker 2 We will listen to pods. Be like, did we say anything to attack anyone?

Speaker 1 I really need like us weekly and People magazine and page to stop listening to Giggly Squad and taking the craziest things and writing an article because it's like, we're joking about everything.

Speaker 1 So I wake up Saturday morning and I'm getting a FaceTime from Hannah Berner and I answer it and there's Marcelo Hernandez.

Speaker 1 We're on a three-way.

Speaker 2 I said, I said, wow. Did you feel it? I got nervous.
I go, shoot, I did something. Are you guys kidding me screwing up?

Speaker 1 Right in the moment, I go, I did something.

Speaker 2 I said something.

Speaker 2 I saw your face. You look, because with me, you never feel like you're in trouble.
You literally were like, what did I do? What did I do?

Speaker 1 And when I told this story about how I think Marcelo and I said like, oh, yeah. And he was like, fuck yeah.
Like, I didn't mean to make it sound like that was a direct quote from Marcelo.

Speaker 1 When I initially told Marcelo that everyone thought that I cheated on my boyfriend with him, his initial reaction was, LOL, what? And then he never responded again.

Speaker 1 But in the story, I was like, yeah, he didn't give a fuck. He was like, fuck yeah, like, who cares? Then articles come out being like, Marcelo's exact quotes after he found out.

Speaker 1 And I, Marcelo was like, you're really fucking me over here. And so I felt sold out.

Speaker 2 No, he was being so funny. He goes, so you said when the rumor came out that we were dating, I responded and said, fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 I've never said fuck yeah anytime in my, I would never say fuck yeah. I go, sorry, did you say kick ass? Like, what did you say?

Speaker 1 He said, lol what? Who is this?

Speaker 2 So he goes, how did you get my number? He did not say fuck yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So anyway, that was like a bomb I had to diffuse over the weekend to only get like 7,000 more. And I'm like, I don't even know what you guys are talking about.
So I just wanted to wear a cool jacket.

Speaker 2 But we did have fun with our dads at the Knicks game. It was like a

Speaker 2 full circle moment

Speaker 2 to like

Speaker 2 have,

Speaker 2 we got those tickets. we took our dad to that those games yeah we got those tickets because

Speaker 1 the owner of MSG owns Radio City and so because we sold out radio city two days in a row

Speaker 2 they were like oh here are some next tickets and obviously we were like we'll bring our dads yeah and Paige the whole time was making fun of our brothers being like where are they now and your dad loved it

Speaker 1 the only thing I cared about that night was making your dad laugh and I did it in the first half and I was like I can go home.

Speaker 2 Do you feel like when you're hanging out with my dad it was like kind of like hanging out with me at all?

Speaker 2 Exactly. I mean

Speaker 1 everyone was saying like oh my god our dads are so us coated. I loved it so much.
Like me and my dad's outfits actually kind of match like his shoes match my jacket.

Speaker 1 And you and your dad were very like sports.

Speaker 2 So Paige's dad and Paige are sitting and like so calm, collected, look great.

Speaker 1 Wait, I have another story.

Speaker 1 No, keep going.

Speaker 2 oh no i know what you're gonna say okay so then

Speaker 1 my dad is my dad i would say that i have a very split personality of like i can be my dad and then i can also be my mom but the majority i would say i am my dad yeah same and so like when he's out in public i know he gets socially like anxious and awkward and here's the other thing he can't hear very well so he gets even more nervous that like he's not going to be able to hear what someone's saying to him and he's he's also like a little shy like he's trying oh he's so shy he's excited

Speaker 2 he's like the party's here right unless you like fully know my dad he's not showing his personality he's black cat and he likes a one-on-one like when i'm one-on-one with him he's chatty shy chatty but like if we're in a group he plays security guard he stands by the door yeah he makes sure everyone is okay

Speaker 1 looking at the exits yeah he also like does not do things with my mom like this was a really big deal for him to leave without your mom Yeah, without my mom. Yeah.

Speaker 1 To go somewhere and my mom not be involved. Like he was anxious.

Speaker 2 The funniest moment was he turns to my dad and he's like, so you guys eat a lot of Italian food?

Speaker 2 And my dad was like, I mean, yeah. And he goes, but like every night is your wife making Italian food? And my dad's like, not every night.
I mean, we have like Chinese sometimes.

Speaker 2 And he goes, yeah, Kim likes Chinese, but I just want to eat her Italian food. And I was like, this is the sweetest conversation.

Speaker 1 I would have ever suggested a different cuisine. He goes, I feel like we're wasting our time.

Speaker 1 He goes, Why would we eat that and waste our time when we could eat Italian?

Speaker 2 So, you coded as we all went up. My dad and I ran to the buffet because we were like, We're getting our money's worth.
Yeah. These people are going to lose money on us at the buffet.

Speaker 2 And I look at your dad and he was like, I'll just sit here. I'm a little, you know, I'm not in the mood to eat right now.
Yeah, my dad's dining. He was too overstimulated.

Speaker 2 He's like, I'll watch you bang.

Speaker 1 He didn't even like walk over to the buffet. But when we were sitting there, my guy got ice cream before dinner.

Speaker 2 He was having the best time of his life. He's like, he's like, my wife isn't around.
We're getting ice cream before dinner

Speaker 1 when we got to like our seats my dad got sat next to billy baldwin yep who i like turned to my dad and i was like hey dad like just so you know this is billy baldwin like he like this and this and this and he was like okay He was the nicest guy ever.

Speaker 1 He talked to my dad the whole game. My dad, I felt like this was my son.
And I was dropping him off to preschool. And I was like, it's okay.
These are going to be your friends.

Speaker 1 He's sitting to my right. He's holding on to my jacket sleeve while he's talking to Billy Baldwin because I could tell he was nervous.
And so I turned to my dad and I was like, can you not hear him?

Speaker 1 Or like, do you want me to also be in the conversation? Are you nervous? He was like, no, no, I'm okay. I just like want it.
I just like. I was his security blanket.

Speaker 1 I literally went home and I cried like thinking about it because I was like,

Speaker 2 that was so short. And our dads are so opposite.
We were sitting next to two actors and my dad never stopped to think like, oh, maybe these are famous actors. Yeah.
He's shooting the shit.

Speaker 1 Wait, the guy, I love him. He's in, um, I think it's Skylar.
He's

Speaker 2 righteous gemstones, which I hadn't seen, but I recognized him. He's so good at it.
His girlfriend was a sky.

Speaker 1 Wait, you have to watch Righteous Gemstones. It's really funny.

Speaker 2 I have to. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But my dad, the ball goes into Skylar's hands and, like, you have to give it back. So he gives it back.
And my dad's like, what, you're not going to let me touch it? And Skylar's.

Speaker 2 So, like, he's busting balls with him. He's like, you're not going to let everyone in line touch it.
You just throw it back. No, we took our sons to the game.

Speaker 2 So then Skylar starts laughing hysterically. They have a whole thing.
Next time the ball bounces again, Skylar gets it, gives it to my dad. My dad's spinning it on his finger.
Yeah. Having the best

Speaker 2 time of his life. Me and my dad had one beer.
We were drunk and we're like trying to get the players to look at us. We were like, Jalen, you're doing great.
He noticed me.

Speaker 2 Like, that's what we did the whole time.

Speaker 2 It was so much fun.

Speaker 1 No, it was a great time. It was like super.

Speaker 2 Oh, can I make a PSA?

Speaker 2 There was a video going around of um

Speaker 2 someone filming us and it got to me and i gave him the finger yeah

Speaker 2 not that everyone thought it was a giggler but that was not a giggler i would never give the finger to a giggler unless that was a an inside joke right that was chris destefano who deserved the finger of course he's another comedian and he was infringing on my personal space and he wanted the finger right so i gave him what he wanted

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 no i love a next game we love a next game we did wave to Chris and Trey Songs that we were waving at him. So now we're in a band with Trey Songs.

Speaker 2 And the neighbors know my name.

Speaker 2 So that happens.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, I'm literally Trey Song's backup singer. I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 No, but we had a great time. And

Speaker 1 we definitely have to go back. Yeah.
One thing we didn't mention last week is

Speaker 1 the Giggly Squad cults got nominated for podcast of the year

Speaker 2 with iHeart, which, you know, what's so crazy? Is like, I've never been nominated for anything.

Speaker 1 No, I do forget that, like, we have a podcast that people listen. Yeah, like, I, it really, yeah,

Speaker 1 unless like we do an episode where like I drop seven bombs and like walk away, I then I notice it because I'll get like the girls, we'll be chatting, but like day, week to week when we're just like shooting the shit, I do forget.

Speaker 2 We're people's inside joke, like they don't talk about on the internet, it's just like we're in their head, right? Like, we're just inside inside joke girlies.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So when I saw that we got nominated for podcast of the year, it was like a very surreal moment. And it's, I think the awards are at South by Southwest.

Speaker 1 But to vote, you have to like make a profile, which I know is like a normal. You have to get a.

Speaker 2 I have to, be honest, I haven't voted yet because it was like, you have to sign up for iHeart.

Speaker 1 No, the admin.

Speaker 2 I was like, guys, no gigglers are doing this. Give it to someone else.
This is our, if we've ever brought you joy, this, and I will do it right after this.

Speaker 2 There's a link. Yeah.
Press it. Put a username, password for iHeart.
Vote for Giggly Squad as your favorite podcast. Yeah.
And then we'll party till dawn.

Speaker 1 I mean, we'll go to bed at 9 p.m. 9 p.m.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, so I think that was like, we didn't even talk about it. We're so humble.

Speaker 2 No, I just think I didn't, I thought it was a scam. Me too.

Speaker 1 Do you listen to any podcasts?

Speaker 2 I do. When I used to like walk to work and have a nine to five, I needed a podcast or music in my ear.
Yeah. I feel like with our job now, it's hard.

Speaker 1 I'll listen to like one of a lot of different people. I don't have one that I'm like, I have to listen to the same way.

Speaker 2 I do one-offs. I'm also like kind of nerdy.
Like, I like entrepreneurial pods, like how they built this and like that kind of stuff. Like, girls who started a brand.

Speaker 1 Like, like a couple months ago, I listened to like Mariana Hewitt on a podcast and I was like, I'm obsessed with that.

Speaker 2 I love that stuff. Or I like comics talking about like how they made a joke.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, those are.

Speaker 1 Here's a good one. Here's the other thing.
I listen to our pod every week.

Speaker 2 And that's where you're like sick in the head. That's where like that needs your brain needs to be studied because I listen to it every week.
I can't listen to my own voice.

Speaker 2 And like kudos to all of you who like listen to me every week. Thank you.

Speaker 1 I can't. You know, it's funny.
I thought about this the other week.

Speaker 1 I usually don't like the sound of my own voice either, but I remembered when I, remember when you were little, like we had answering machines, like legit machines?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you'd be like, beep, just kidding. Like, people would do the most

Speaker 1 voicemails. Beg my mom every day, like, let me redo the answering machine.
And she would always let me.

Speaker 1 And there was something about like pressing record and then doing, like, I would do it in a Jersey accent. I would do it in a British accent.

Speaker 1 I would like come up with these different ideas of like what the answering machine should be. And I was obsessed with it.
And then I was like, wait, I host a podcast now.

Speaker 2 That was your practice to become a podcast. I was like, mom, record.
I'm ready. I remember that I had one that was literally me giggling, which is so obviously us-coded.
It was me being like,

Speaker 2 this is an allergy.

Speaker 2 And I did that like in college. And then I started to apply for jobs.
And I remember my mom being like, hey, you have like professional people calling you and you're just giggling in your voicemail.

Speaker 2 Can you have more professional? I think I still, I haven't redone it for like no.

Speaker 1 I wish my family like saved that machine. I mean, I was like seven years old and I was like, I think I could do a British accent.

Speaker 1 Literally because I watched the parent trap once.

Speaker 2 Now that you're single, are you going to go to bars and pretend you had

Speaker 2 a different accent and name? Have you ever done that? Yes. What is with like girls loving to do that? Being like, I'm British, my name is Annie tonight.

Speaker 1 It's just really freeing because I feel like you aren't,

Speaker 1 you already know like you're not.

Speaker 1 It's for the emotionally unavailable.

Speaker 2 100%. And it's for like, it's stressful to be yourself.

Speaker 2 It's almost like when you act as a character, you're completely like, do whatever you want because you're like, that's not me. He didn't reject me.
Right.

Speaker 2 He rejected Annie, who's honestly kind of stuck up.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what's funny? Cause I feel like I have so I talked to so many, I'm in my DMs recently too, because the girls are sending like a lot of motivational things. And so.

Speaker 1 like being with the girls that are single in their early 30s, one of the biggest things is like, we're not in our 20s anymore. So it's like, not that you can't be single the way you were in your 20s.

Speaker 1 You can do whatever you want, but it's, you almost like don't want to be. Like, when I got single at like 28, I was like, catch me in every single club that exists in New York City.

Speaker 1 And like, I was there. Like, you could find me in a club.
Now I'm like, I would

Speaker 2 pass away. Yeah.
I don't know how you did that.

Speaker 1 If I went to a club till 4 a.m., like, I'd literally pass away. So it is weird like thinking of like, okay, well, what am I going to do being single? I've done a couple of dinners with my girlfriends.

Speaker 1 I haven't gone like out, out yet.

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Speaker 2 I remember when I was on dating apps when I first started Summer House, guys were already like referencing things or like quoting stuff and it was like kind of weird because you felt like, oh, they already like think they know me and I don't, I don't love that I have to like battle whatever image they think they have of me.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And you're going to have to deal with that like a hundred times worse.
Can I

Speaker 2 if any of these magazine people are listening, can I I make a statement? Yeah, I would love it. I love how like I want to make statements

Speaker 1 No, we started the potential before we started the pod hand goes, okay, now look alive, don't say anything bad. And you're like, actually, I forgot two things.

Speaker 2 No, I want just want to talk about breakups. And I don't like look at the comments or anything, but like, can we normalize not being completely destroyed after a breakup?

Speaker 2 Like, I feel like Everyone thinks that like when girls get broken up with or they have a breakup, that's like the saddest thing ever like it's actually so empowering and i've been joking how like when girls go through a breakup they're glowing the fuck up they suddenly become like pilates instructors they're going to harvard like they change everything they've read a hundred books they're asking their friends you said a really important quote this morning You said, if someone sees a breakup and they immediately think, what did the girl do?

Speaker 1 That's mental illness.

Speaker 1 No, that's so scary.

Speaker 2 For relationships, there are, it takes two to tango.

Speaker 1 In the history of anyone breaking breaking up, when has the girl ever done anything?

Speaker 2 No, but there's rarely like one person that's the devil and one's great. Like, then why would you be together for so long?

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, I feel like also in terms of reflecting, I feel like girls after breakups will like talk to their friends and be like, how did I end up in this? How can I do better?

Speaker 2 What's the thing? And then guys will sit together and be like, who would win in a fight? A bear or a tiger?

Speaker 2 I do have to say for anyone going through a breakup right now, breakups to me are like, are like corporate jobs.

Speaker 2 You're not actually gonna get a raise unless you leave and get another job you guys i was 29 single during covid living with my mom dad and four cats and she looked at me she looked at me and she had that honest mom moment where she was like do we wanna like is there anything you could have done differently and i looked her right in the eye and i said nobody got away Yeah, I feel like that too.

Speaker 2 Nobody got away.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been broken up with?

Speaker 2 the only times I've been broken up with have been like messy situationships? You know, the like two months there that like

Speaker 1 any situationship will fuck me up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, those are all I've never like someone said to me like, oh, are your exes reaching out now that you like got a Netflix special or whatever?

Speaker 2 All my real relationships that have been like over a year have been like two people who know each other that I've gotten out of. Thank God.

Speaker 1 I one time mourned a situationship that was two months for three years.

Speaker 2 Those are the ones because you don't actually know them. Yeah, so I made up a whole scenario about this man.

Speaker 2 Anyone's been upset about a breakup once you know the person because you're like, yeah, I'll miss that, but also that.

Speaker 2 I've had guys who I fully have been so into that my mom was like, can you break up with them? And I would be like, okay. And then you find someone else.
But I've definitely.

Speaker 1 In the wise words of Kimberly Noel, Kardashian, I didn't come this far to come this far and not be happy.

Speaker 1 And I think she saw it on the internet.

Speaker 1 Someone else said it, and she saw it.

Speaker 2 Thomas Jefferson.

Speaker 2 No, I just think there's such a like media perspective of girls sobbing in the shower and being like, I'm nothing without him.

Speaker 1 Here's one thing I want to talk: like the girl, I've had, I've been talking to the girls in my DMs. I have so many girls that I've are going through breakups.

Speaker 1 Like right now, I also think I like push them to do it.

Speaker 2 Get a cat, break up to boys.

Speaker 1 It is kind of crazy to see

Speaker 1 some friends just like,

Speaker 1 see ya, like poof.

Speaker 1 If this was what it was to get you out of my life, God, thank you for protecting me. Thank you for steering me in a direction where like certain people are kind of just like falling off.

Speaker 2 That's your 30s.

Speaker 1 And I'm like so interested to see if like the other girls in their 30s that are going through breakups, like if any of their friends like that they didn't think would turn on them turned on them.

Speaker 1 Because that's also a very weird like headspace to be in.

Speaker 2 I feel like in your 20s, when your friends turn on you, you go, Oh no, what can I do to get them back? Yes, I suck. Yes, I need to be cooler, I need to be funnier.
What's wrong with me?

Speaker 2 Where in your 30s, when people show you who they really are, you go, Oh, thank God, I almost had them in my inner circle. I was like,

Speaker 1 I go, I got you out of my life for free.

Speaker 1 I go, bitch, that was the best thing you could have ever said to me.

Speaker 2 See you. And I do have to say, sometimes those people will come knocking back.
But when you love yourself, you go, oh, I will never forget when I was down being like kicked down a dead horse.

Speaker 1 You kicked me. So many people have lost complete access to me, and I love it.

Speaker 2 It's honestly like so free.

Speaker 1 Like, you can still be alive and be dead to me.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 And I won't even mourn it, but I'll have a funeral.

Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 2 I sent you a funny meme. Oh, wait.
What?

Speaker 1 So me and Hannah went and did those full-body MRI scans. We have have a code for the gigglers.
We'll put it in the newsletter.

Speaker 1 Did you go to yours?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay.
So this is Pernuvo Report.

Speaker 1 It was on like 34th and 6th. It's so crazy because before I went, one of my friends was like, oh my God, are you claustrophobic? And I was like, I guess we'll find out when I'm in there.

Speaker 1 Me and Hannah went at different times. Like Hannah was already in there and then I went in.
But when we both got out, we were like, I'll take a nap.

Speaker 2 I loved it. This was like, you know,

Speaker 2 was it scary? I was like, I've never felt more protected, relaxed. I had, I was watching the Jerry Springer documentary.

Speaker 1 I watched Sex in the City.

Speaker 2 They put Netflix on. It was so loud.

Speaker 1 Like, obviously there's like a lot of like machinery working. I almost fell asleep.
I would have fallen asleep if they didn't come over the loudspeaker and say, you have to hold your breath right now.

Speaker 1 I was like, I was almost hitting REM.

Speaker 2 I did fall asleep the last 10 minutes. And it was the most peaceful sleep I've had in watching.

Speaker 2 So the thing with these body scans is like, when do you scan your whole body?

Speaker 1 Unless you're like, even when you're getting an MRI, it's normally like just a specific part so this is like a full body just checking to see if there's anything going on yeah so it took about it took about an hour you lay there you go in and out of this machine there were certain parts where you had to like have the same breathing pattern but like all in all it was one of the easiest experiences then they send you your update so i just opened mine we got okay so it's organized first is nervous system how many findings two i had four

Speaker 1 okay click on it wait are we gonna find out something crazy right now These are small, less than five-millimeter white spots seen in your white matter of the brain.

Speaker 1 This finding is relatively common in people over the age of 30, and the number of spots can increase slowly, if at all, with aging.

Speaker 1 These are generally asymptomatic, although in some people, there is a slight correlation to migraine. The exact cause of these cannot be determined.

Speaker 2 Do you have migraines?

Speaker 1 I don't, but I thought I was going to be like, you're crazy.

Speaker 2 See, I got spondyliarathropy of the cervical spine, mild degenerative changes in your, like their bulges at C34, C56, and C67 with a mild central canal stenosis.

Speaker 2 These mild do not need a follow-up if you have no symptoms. But I mean,

Speaker 2 I think it's okay. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna check it with DES's.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Because we'll see what DES has.

Speaker 2 What else are you reading?

Speaker 1 Okay, my next one was I had one respiratory finding, one minor finding.

Speaker 2 What is it?

Speaker 1 Consistent with

Speaker 1 S-I-N-U-S-I-T-I-S.

Speaker 2 Oh, siniitis.

Speaker 1 Sounds like an Italian town that like got on, like literally was killed by lava.

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, like back in Rome, siniitis was

Speaker 2 um, what is it?

Speaker 1 Um, just like

Speaker 1 inflammation or infection in one more of the sinuses in the head.

Speaker 2 Oh, so you have like a little sinus infection.

Speaker 2 I have a deviated septum, which is crazy because I only did Coke once and I immediately got a nosebleed.

Speaker 1 But we have one reproductive finding.

Speaker 2 Okay, what is it?

Speaker 1 A small amount of fluted in the cul-de-sac is normal. Discuss the finding with your doctor.

Speaker 1 Oh, I must, I bet I have a cyst.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 2 I think I have a cyst. Or is that a baby?

Speaker 1 Hannah.

Speaker 2 Looks like a head.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because who would have been bugging me?

Speaker 2 TikTok.

Speaker 1 Patrix, why don't you chill? It's just.

Speaker 2 We knew that you've had

Speaker 1 cysts. Yeah, so it's not that crazy, but um.

Speaker 2 How, what's the thickness of your endometrial thickness?

Speaker 1 Where do you see that?

Speaker 2 I have it in my reproductive system because I just got an informational finding. It says

Speaker 2 my endometrial thickness is measured at five millimeters, and I just want to know if that's tiny or big.

Speaker 1 I don't have

Speaker 1 measurements.

Speaker 2 Okay, so maybe it wasn't important. I have one

Speaker 2 muscle skeletal system. Wow, I love the people at at Pernuvo are probably like, these girls are too dumb to explain.

Speaker 1 No, the people were so nice.

Speaker 2 They were so nice.

Speaker 2 Muskeletal. Oh, yeah, so they're giving us $300 off for the Gigglers.

Speaker 1 Okay, amazing.

Speaker 2 And we're going to put it in the newsletter, but it's, I think it's Giggly Squad.

Speaker 2 No, it's Pernuvo.com slash GigglySquad. I have a muscle thing.

Speaker 2 We detected a region of bursitis.

Speaker 2 There is a region of bursitis located in the subcoracoid burst of your right shoulder. This is a benign condition.
It's It's probably from

Speaker 2 serving really hard.

Speaker 2 From being a fucking beast on the court.

Speaker 1 Serving Slay.

Speaker 1 Not to bring up that, like, I wasn't allowed to be out of the house yesterday, but when I was at the Eagles game, there was someone on the team, not that I know any fucking people, there's someone on the team and their last name is Slay Jr.

Speaker 2 I was obsessed. If you guys have never seen the Key and Phil sketch.
Chris!

Speaker 2 If you guys have never seen the Ki and Phil sketch of football last names, it's the funniest shit you'll ever see on on the internet.

Speaker 1 Um, wait, Chris was so cute earlier. He said, Can he come to Giggly Squad Live on Friday?

Speaker 2 Wait, so we're doing a Chris reveal. You're, I already told you, you have to come, like, legally.

Speaker 1 He's gonna bring a friend too, so he's not by himself.

Speaker 2 I don't know if we have space for him to bring a friend, it sold out.

Speaker 2 We'll have to talk to our people.

Speaker 2 Who is your friend?

Speaker 2 Fuck that friend. Who's your friend? Who's your friend? I don't know.
I hadn't picked one yet. I didn't know if I had that privilege yet.

Speaker 2 Yes, of course, you can bring a friend, but preferably not like bad energy.

Speaker 2 we've reduced imagine chris just brings this fucking douchebag who's like you guys aren't even funny like

Speaker 2 he's just heckling us the whole time and i'm like is that just his friend that we told him he shouldn't bring um we're doing a chris reveal for radio city also my nana is coming she already has her dress she she's so funny she's

Speaker 2 she bought She was like, can you get me these boots? Because I wanted to get her shoes for it. And she was like, make sure they're pointed toe or I I won't wear them

Speaker 2 I was like you are paying

Speaker 2 but like same imagine being 83 and being like I'm not wearing your not pointed toe boots Hannah one of my favorite moments from your fucking wedding was Nana complaining about her shoes and how like she just was like oh I just I can't believe I have to wear these oh yeah because she had a stroke you know it broke she broke her hip like this she's had breast cancer and she refuses to wear flats

Speaker 2 she wants to wear stilettos the woman still dyes her hair does full fucking glam shows off her decotage wears a choker and has a matching choker for every outfit they don't make them like her anymore no she's stunning but also it's it's the day that she doesn't want to wear stilettos that's when i know there's a problem so like nana wear your stilettos even though you literally don't have a hip

Speaker 2 and that's cold athleticism

Speaker 2 my toes?

Speaker 1 She's like, I don't have toes anymore, but I'm going to be.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 1 speaking of, I think I have, I think I did something. I've been like so into Pilates.
I think I have a cyst in my wrist.

Speaker 2 Well, you just got to scan and you don't.

Speaker 1 I don't know if they caught it.

Speaker 2 Or is it a recent cyst? It's a recent cyst.

Speaker 1 I think it's recent.

Speaker 2 How often are you doing Pilates?

Speaker 1 I've been trying to go three times a week because I'm out here.

Speaker 2 Good for you. See, this is post-breakup.

Speaker 1 It just gets you going. I even got a shout-out in class the other day.
Page good form. I said, what?

Speaker 1 I was so excited.

Speaker 1 We said, that's never happened to me before.

Speaker 2 Are you going to do Y7 with me one of these days? I will.

Speaker 1 I've been doing New York Pilates just because I like had bought a package from them like a couple months ago that I literally never used. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I also, I sent you, there's a YouTube, I'll put it in the newsletter. This girl does like a 30-minute Pilates that you could just do at home.
You just need a yoga mat.

Speaker 2 And like maybe I did it one morning. It was so good.
It was really good. I was done.

Speaker 1 Actually, Joey Camasta texted me and was like, I want to be a hot Pilates girl and so i sent him my number and i was like come anytime i need more gays yeah as a single woman i need more gays yes 100

Speaker 1 so if you're gay and looking so am i wait should there be an app for straight girls to connect with gay boys yeah now that's a dating app i'd immediately go on wait how has no one thought about that Because there is something so much more humbling when like a gay man in my life calls me and tells me, like, what the fucking deal is.

Speaker 2 Would you rather a straight guy not like you, or a gay guy not like you?

Speaker 2 Would you rather straight guy not be interested or a gay guy be like, I'd rather talk?

Speaker 1 About the straight men. If a gay man said, like, I'm just like not really down with Paige.

Speaker 2 How do you think I feel every gangly squad live when a gay guy takes a microphone and goes, hi, Hannah, hi, Paige. Paige, I'm obsessed with you.
Hi, Hannah.

Speaker 1 No, there's something with like me and gay men i just feel like

Speaker 2 because obviously i am very girly yeah but i'm also very like snarky and sometimes girls yes like don't don't have that same humor and i think having a brother gay men loved my special i think gay men who didn't see my netflix special don't understand me is what i'm telling myself yeah but i do have a gay male following It's just, I think, different kind of male gays than yours.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 Oh, also, the lesbians messaged me and someone said like that they said that me and you are a lesbian couple. Yeah, just not sexually.

Speaker 2 Not sexually, but like we are a lesbian couple and that you're like a femme icon,

Speaker 2 like 100% in the lesbian community. And they were just like, we all just talk about you guys.

Speaker 1 You're like the ruby rose of our relationship. Yeah.
And I'm like, well, look,

Speaker 2 when we hold hands, my hand is facing down.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You know that like the girl who's like, you're my boyfriend.
100%. That's why when everyone's like, who's Paige going to date? I'm like, she's in a happy relationship.

Speaker 2 She's been in a happy relationship. I've supported and cares for her.

Speaker 2 So, yep.

Speaker 1 No, I'm obsessed. We're obsessed with MRIs and the gays.

Speaker 2 And if Us Weekly says Paige Sorbo and Hannah Berner are dating, see you in court. See you in motherfucking court.
Put that on the record, motherfuckers. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 Anyway, yeah, thank you so much for giggling with us. I do have, I added a show in Irvine.
Hopefully we'll be able to do it. And Alabama.

Speaker 1 Catch us outside.

Speaker 2 And connect that.

Speaker 2 Catch us outside. And we can't wait for Radio City.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Bye. Bye.

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