Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 2 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day you just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up, my gotcha gigglers? I'm saying it again.

Speaker 1 Well, because it's never not funny.

Speaker 2 It's never not funny. Someone was like, can you guys stop saying gotcha? We said it for one and a half episodes.
Buckle the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Imagine living with me. Literally, imagine living with me.
Daphne's so.

Speaker 1 Let's start the pod off with Daphne and I are in our first fight.

Speaker 2 What is going on? Who's in trouble? Who did what?

Speaker 1 You know, it's so crazy is because, like, the past, like, I've been with Daphne now for seven days. The past, like, six days, I've been like, Daphne, isn't this amazing?

Speaker 1 We're literally gonna be together every single day for like the rest of our lives. The tour is over.
Like, I'm literally just obsessed with her, you know. Like,

Speaker 1 we're really vibing.

Speaker 1 This morning, she's like laying on the ground and I, and I wake up and I'm like, come up here, you crazy kiddie, like get in the bed.

Speaker 2 You silly goose.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you silly goose. What are you doing down there? She gets in.
We're like nuzzling. We're loving.
She goes to the end of the bed. She turns around.
She's staring at me.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 She's peeing

Speaker 1 on my bed whilst I'm in it. And I'm like, what's going on? What's going on? Why are you doing? I'm literally talking to her as if she's a human.
I'm like, why are you doing this right now?

Speaker 1 What happened?

Speaker 1 Like, I think something's wrong with her. Then she takes a massive shit

Speaker 1 on the bed. I'm just like running around.
I'm like, what is the procedure? I've only ever walked into it after it's been done. I've never been in the midst of it.
I have to strip my bed.

Speaker 1 I have to bring everything to the dry cleaner, put all the sheets in the washer.

Speaker 2 I was like, I am so sorry because this should not be happening. This is not in the cat rule book.

Speaker 1 I'm googling everything. I'm like, what's going on with her?

Speaker 2 She's mad at you?

Speaker 1 I don't know if she's mad at me for something that I did because like the only thing is like digestive or

Speaker 1 like her litter box is dirty and like her litter box is literally never dirty.

Speaker 2 I have sparkling.

Speaker 1 She's been on the same food like for weeks. Like she's literally drinking everything.

Speaker 1 I introduced her to wet food weeks ago. She was acclimated.
She loves it. She's fine.

Speaker 1 I think she's just literally sometimes a bitch.

Speaker 2 It doesn't make sense, though. The only time that this has happened to me with cats is my first cat, Trixie.
Yes, she was named like a stripper. And we love sex work on this pod.
She

Speaker 2 loves sex work. When I went to college.

Speaker 2 She went to college. Butters.

Speaker 2 Okay. I'm so tired right now.

Speaker 2 Here's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 I know exactly everything you just said.

Speaker 1 I literally know exactly everything.

Speaker 2 I don't even have to finish the story. You guys know what I was saying.
I go to college and Trixie just like shat in my room. And it's just like one poop just saying like, fuck you, bitch.
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 This is what you do to me. That's how I feel.
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 And then Butter, when I was shooting Summerhouse, it was the first time I would leave her for like three or four days, even though I have a cat sitter. And she...

Speaker 2 peed in my laundry like twice

Speaker 1 because it like smelled like me and she was like you okay well then i started spiraling because i was like what would she be mad about and i was like i have been here for seven days and this is like the time when i would leave and i'm like does she like want to be alone

Speaker 2 she's too much like her mom or maybe she thinks you might leave she's traumatized i don't know what it is did she make eye contact with you during it She didn't make eye contact with me, but like

Speaker 2 I was yelling and she was like looking around and was like, I'm like doing something they do say that cats don't understand like negative reinforcement like if you they just don't get that I don't I feel like you should get a vet to come over or you should get that guy Jackson Galaxy have you seen him no he has this show called cats from hell it's so good it's basically like he's like the Gordon Ramsey of cats where people are like my cat's crazy and it and the shows the cat like beating up a toddler then he comes in and he's like if he like figures out what the cat's upset about and then fixes them, then the cats are like perfect after.

Speaker 2 It's my favorite show.

Speaker 1 I need him to come over because that are like a pet psychic. In my next life, I want to be a pet psychic.

Speaker 2 We need, we need, in this life, we need a pet psychic. We're going to do it for sure.
I found some on Facebook.

Speaker 2 I'm just sifting. So they're reliable.

Speaker 2 No, those are the. If you don't get it from Facebook, I don't trust it.
I want people who don't know that TikTok exists.

Speaker 1 My favorite profession, sorry, my favorite profession is cat psychic.

Speaker 1 Animal psychic, because like you, you made it up.

Speaker 1 You could say anything to me. There's no fact checking.
It's literally like someone woke up and was like, my job is vibes. Like, I'm literally vibes.

Speaker 2 It's literally someone being like, I'm empathic, but just with animals, which is, that's what I think.

Speaker 1 I hate when people say they're empathic. It's one of my biggest pet peeves.
I should start a list of pet peeves because whenever someone asks me, what's a pet peeve? I can never remember it.

Speaker 1 No. Knowing full well and good, I have so many.

Speaker 1 And that's a pet peeve. Honestly, a pet peeve of mine is not remembering my pet peeves.

Speaker 2 Write it down. If we don't write anything down, nothing would be said.

Speaker 1 Truly, but I know that when people say they're empaths, I hate them.

Speaker 2 Well, not no, I support pet psychics because I support women in in the arts. And then also during COVID, she, a pet psychic over the phone told me that butter is sarcastic and funny.

Speaker 2 And I was like, obviously. And then she told me she thinks Clyde is fat, the other cat, which I was like, okay, a little body shaming, which we don't love, but

Speaker 2 she's still funny.

Speaker 1 She's ugly.

Speaker 2 And she's ugly. And that's a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow.

Speaker 2 And then she also said that Clyde's stomach was hurting. And then two weeks later, we had to bring him to the vet because of like a worm.

Speaker 2 So either she put a spell on him or this shit is real.

Speaker 1 No, look, I support them. I'll give them all my money.
If there's one thing I love, it's someone like being like, I have a talent.

Speaker 1 And me being like, yeah, I could never, I don't even, couldn't even start to

Speaker 1 think about what you do.

Speaker 2 Do you know people talk about how like guys lose all their money in sports betting?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 People don't talk enough about.

Speaker 1 Love that for them, though.

Speaker 1 No, like i truly do i love watching a guy like do really manly things that are so stupid that like a woman wouldn't even it wouldn't even cross our fucking mind like i think when i wake up on a sunday i'm like what face mask am i picking like what could it be and guys are like how could i possibly put my family in danger

Speaker 1 how could i what almost lose the house

Speaker 2 for no good reasons you know why we love literally no good reason these men finally know what it's like to be disappointed by other men.

Speaker 1 No, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 There's also something homoerotic about it because

Speaker 1 you're literally getting gassed up to watch all these guys in like super tight pants run around. And I'm not coming for you.
I'm sitting right there too. Like, I'll watch it.
I love it.

Speaker 2 Also, the fact you think you know what's going to happen in the game is giving, like, you think you're an

Speaker 2 animal psychic. It's giving.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's giving, it's giving

Speaker 1 an animal psychic.

Speaker 2 It It truly is. All the men are animal psychics, but they talk shit on us.

Speaker 1 But I was saying that it's literally just reality TV.

Speaker 2 A man wearing a jersey of another man is like us wearing like road lip gloss.

Speaker 1 And I love it. And I'll do it forever.

Speaker 1 Not to bring up the girls fighting. Can we talk about the Matilda Gerf

Speaker 1 scandal? If you guys don't know who Matilda Gerf is, she like became really big on TikTok. She's Swedish.

Speaker 2 She's Swedish, which I thought Swedish people didn't fight.

Speaker 1 I didn't either. And she created like an insane brand called Jerf Avenue.
It has everything

Speaker 1 worth a lot of money. It has like basics, pajamas, like their, one of their, like, robes or whatever went like viral on TikTok.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 And she's famous for being like a sweet-looking blonde with beautifully voluminous hair that's always blown out.

Speaker 1 She's been like in vogue.

Speaker 1 Like she's not like.

Speaker 2 Don't tell me that you model till you've been in vogue.

Speaker 1 She's not like a small time creator whatsoever. She's big.
And it came out the girls that were working in her office, they did like a documentary like whilst working there.

Speaker 1 And they did, and they just said how like the conditions are horrible that she had like in the bathroom. There was one like good toilet, which I was like, that's so European.

Speaker 2 There's one toilet that massages your butthole.

Speaker 1 You guys are literally fighting about one toilet. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 That she would let her favorite employees use, and then she would make the employees that she didn't like clean the toilet.

Speaker 2 Clean the toilet. I didn't know she'd let other employees use, because at first people were like, maybe she just has OCD.

Speaker 2 But if she let her favorite employees use it, that's so weird. Like you think their buttholes are cleaner than

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 2 What? I do have to say, i i like i'm not trying to start drama yeah but i did meet her you did where

Speaker 1 when i interviewed haley bieber at a dunkin' donuts okay so i think she was there haley is so lucky that the campaign with her was literally like two days prior because i think it legit like sold out but she's off the website now the pictures aren't up anymore And they did the cutest little collab.

Speaker 1 She did her hair like Cindy Lou.

Speaker 1 Like it's, I really, I really do love like haley's branding it was so cute the only experience i have was like i actually said hi to her um she wasn't having it with me and she was like you can use the fourth toilet thanks

Speaker 2 she was like brush your fucking hair you dirty american slut um no she didn't say that to me but i remember her she was cold but again

Speaker 2 if that was a man

Speaker 1 Look, it's so crazy to me because like I've obviously like we've worked in offices. I've worked in offices of, like, all women.
I've worked in offices where it's like mixed.

Speaker 1 I can, like, in an office setting, obviously, you're going to have at least like one day where, like, you don't snap at someone, but like, you're in a bad. You're under a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 And you say something in a tone that you're like, I shouldn't have said that, or like, I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 2 You're not sucking everyone's dick. You're not like, is everyone okay?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, there can definitely be a moment where someone could be like, you're a villain in someone's story at some point in your life. And thank God.

Speaker 2 And thank God. I feel like that's me, but I was just trying to make people laugh, but I offended someone.

Speaker 1 Like, so I get like being in an office and it's like, oh, that girl's a bitch. Cause like one time, blah, blah, blah.
This is on such a different level to like literally think of things

Speaker 1 to do to people or not do is

Speaker 1 so insane.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I don't want to simplify it being like, if she was a man, this wouldn't happen.
I think there's assholes on both ends.

Speaker 2 And I i would argue sometimes female bosses have like really mental terrorism that they will do yeah that like like male bosses will just be like dicks misogynistic assholes and then female bosses can be like

Speaker 2 weird with specific people and stuff like that

Speaker 1 i i honestly i can't i'm so thankful and grateful like i had one female boss and she was the best thing that ever happened to my life like and I'm, and I'm so thankful for it because I, it was in my early 20s, and I think about it all the time now.

Speaker 1 Like, when I am telling certain, like, some people like what to do at any given moment, I literally always think of her, and I'm like, she was so nice and understanding, and just like, whatever.

Speaker 1 And now, like, I have to be like that.

Speaker 2 Imagine Grace comes out with a tell-all tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Well, I literally kept thinking about Grace because I was like, I was like, we have one employee.

Speaker 2 One employee who, you know, okay, she literally was joking.

Speaker 1 No, we have like,

Speaker 1 no, we have like three.

Speaker 2 No, we have more, but like Grace is our CEO. Like, she's my right-hand man.
And it's funny because she was, once she did sit me down, she's like, I feel like I'm learning so much. This is so fun.

Speaker 2 fun and like I've all this stuff and I was like well I'm like grooming you and then we paused I was like not like that not like that

Speaker 1 But two, literally, eight months later, we're on tour and you're like, Grace will be carrying my children. I don't know what.
That's non-negotiable.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we were talking about babies. And I was like, Grace, is your ovaries available? But

Speaker 2 and then she texted me because I was like, I miss you because Grace is back home now because the tour is taking like a pause.

Speaker 2 And she was like, I feel like I have Stockholm Syndrome because I'm not with you and Paige. And I miss you.

Speaker 2 No, but literally, we got so lucky, but it's because we have like a small environment. When you start getting like a big office,

Speaker 2 it gets crazy. However, I understand like Jerf is the brand.
Anything that goes wrong, it's on you. It's a lot of pressure.
I'm totally about being fucking serious, hardworking, no bullshit.

Speaker 2 I do not understand the like weird toilet things and the freak outs on people. It's unnecessary.

Speaker 2 A girl, all this stuff comes out of the woodwork now, obviously, but some girl said she did a model.

Speaker 2 Did a modeling campaign with her.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 well, that's the other thing. Then, like, people come out of the woodwork that, like, have even like an ounce to say.
So then it, like, piles on. And, like, half of those could be true.

Speaker 1 Half of those could not be. But I just, like, I can't.

Speaker 2 Also,

Speaker 1 there's something about like.

Speaker 1 starting as no one, becoming an influencer, then having like a ton of fans. Then like, it's almost like you even have more of a responsibility.

Speaker 1 And not that I'm like, oh my God, you have to be nice every single day. You literally don't.
Like,

Speaker 1 but you can

Speaker 1 go out of your way to literally ruin people's lives. That's crazy.
And it had to been really bad for them to all get together and be like, hey,

Speaker 1 like, this is not okay.

Speaker 2 No, they're all risking

Speaker 2 everything. But I guess they're at the point where they're like, I'd rather be fired and expose her.

Speaker 2 Oof. Yeah, I'm just upset because now I feel like all the Swedish

Speaker 2 stereotypes I had in my head are wrong. No, I know.

Speaker 2 I watched an amazing documentary called Child Star on Hulu, produced and like done by Demi Lovato.

Speaker 1 Okay, I saw the advertisement.

Speaker 2 It's fucking incredible in terms of like Drew Barrymore's on it, Raven Simone's on it, the girl from the Missy Elliott video's on it. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 From Cheaper by the Dozen.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 So, and this kind of reminded me, Demi Lovato sits down with one of the child stars she was with and how like the first season of Camp Rock, like they had so much fun, and then Demi Lovato blew up and the next season she was like, she's staying at the Ritz or like somewhere fancy and there was like this disconnect between her and her old friends.

Speaker 2 And the girl basically was like, you, people were scared of you. Like, you watched the moment of her being like, you traumatized me and like you were a monster.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 wait, that Demi lovado traumatized people yeah but you later learned that like demi lovato was bipolar

Speaker 2 like work

Speaker 2 she was work she had like

Speaker 2 350 shows in in a year and she's a kid so people are just like no you have to keep working you have to keep working and

Speaker 2 it was it was very interesting and but it's hard to be like these kid stars being like oh i made millions of dollars and got famous as a kid and it was really hard.

Speaker 2 But someone like Raven Simone, who is a giggler, by the way, she's honestly one of the reasons I went into comedy. Like That's O'Raven changed my life.
Like her facial expressions, everything.

Speaker 1 Wait, so did you see like the discourse on TikTok about the,

Speaker 1 I was just gonna say the Today Show about That's O'Raven? What? Raven Simone said on a podcast, like, I think like young kids, like young boys watch my show because I had big boobs.

Speaker 1 And it's all these guys like stitching the video being like,

Speaker 1 I was like seven and like it was funny and like I liked the plot. Like, can I not laugh now?

Speaker 2 Like, wait, Raven, it was not your boobs. You're fucking hilarious.
The cat. No, everyone.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 The funny thing. I was like,

Speaker 2 that show. It was so fucking funny.
That and I'll and Amanda Bynes.

Speaker 1 But like, it was an age that like there was no sexual. You didn't think, you didn't even have a thought in your brain of like anything.

Speaker 2 But you know what?

Speaker 2 I do feel like subconsciously, boys were like, I like this for many reasons.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like, I was trying to think, like, did I look at the boys in that show? And was I like, oh, I have a crush on them.

Speaker 2 I feel like when I watched Drake and Josh, like, you knew that Drake was hot.

Speaker 1 You knew that, yes. Okay, yeah.
You knew that, like, Drake was hot.

Speaker 2 You knew he was hot, but you weren't like, I want to give him a hand job. You just were like, oh, he's, I want to stand next to him.

Speaker 1 let's go back to that let's truly go back

Speaker 2 to that i'm not touching your dick no be in my presence let's go back to like you trying to just hold my hand

Speaker 2 just try and hold my hand because anything else it's too much wait can i tell a traumatizing story trigger warning yes My like first boyfriend in high school, this is such a New York story.

Speaker 1 Wait, that just sounded literally your Regino George.

Speaker 1 My first boyfriend in high school was named Kyle, and like he moved away to Indiana.

Speaker 2 His dad invented toaster strudel. No, but we were like in...

Speaker 2 We couldn't go to anyone's house because it was like our parents' house and like no one knew we were dating. So after school, we like went to

Speaker 2 like Sheep's Meadow Park and we were like kind of kissing. And I remember that

Speaker 2 I felt he I felt he had like a little like a boner and I was so embarrassed for him i was like oh my god is he embarrassed right now like that's so embarrassing and we're kissing and then we look over and a homeless man is jerking off

Speaker 2 and i was like i don't like this game anymore that's so traumatizing that was so new york city

Speaker 1 Now I'm like trying to think, did I ever notice like the what was the first time I noticed like a boner? Like did I know what it was?

Speaker 2 You think that it's like they have something in their teeth and you're like, do I tell them? Like, or like, like they farted. It's like, that's what I thought it was like.

Speaker 2 I didn't realize that that was the point of it all. I thought it was just like

Speaker 1 I can't remember. I feel like I've just like blocked out anyone like before a certain age.
I'm like, you didn't like literally exist.

Speaker 2 They fingered the side of your leg until we were like 26 and that was, that's something else we have to work on in society.

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Speaker 2 Back to Raven. Shout out Raven.
You're like literal number one fan right here if you're listening, but you're probably busy.

Speaker 2 She started working at 16 months old and then she got on the Cosby show and just did not stop working from then on. And

Speaker 2 she was very clear that like it was a job. It was always a job.
And during that So Raven, she was like, I hated it. Like I didn't sign up for this.

Speaker 2 I just wanted a normal life. Like she didn't enjoy it.
And it's so crazy to something that brings us so much joy was causing so much pain for these people.

Speaker 2 And then a lot of them would like just turn to drugs and stuff.

Speaker 2 And then, long story short,

Speaker 2 there's control in Hollywood because there used to be this, the first like famous kid ever back in the day apparently his parents just like took all his money that he made so he was like he made millions of dollars and then by 18 like there was nothing left so there's a rule homicide would ensue a hundred percent there's like a law now that like a certain percentage has to go into the child's trust but you know what that there isn't a law to organize everything is

Speaker 2 child influencers. So these kids are now doing the same thing.
Like they get born, the parents are working and working and working and working. I'm traumatizing them, forcing them to work.

Speaker 2 And the kids aren't promised any money. So it's like they're just making a ton of money for their parents.
And let's be honest, we've done reality TV, we do performances.

Speaker 2 When you're in front of the camera, that's not real life.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Once a camera is on, you are performing.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's why Daphne shit in my bed.

Speaker 2 She's like, I won't work.

Speaker 1 I won't work under these conditions.

Speaker 2 I won't have it.

Speaker 2 She's like, I saw your ad two days ago. I started using me for a moment.

Speaker 1 Stop putting me in your fucking grid dumps, bitch.

Speaker 2 She goes, talk to my agent before you fucking take a photo.

Speaker 1 I fantasize that Daphne like swears like a trucker in her head. Like this fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 I think all cats do. They said someone says a cat's face always looks like you just asked them to pick you you up from the airport.

Speaker 2 Oh, God. No, we're so old.

Speaker 1 I literally, all we do is laugh about cat stuff and Kanye West.

Speaker 2 To be like a little more.

Speaker 2 Oh my God, someone said something funny yesterday. I was at the Hollywood improv and they were like, you know, the year's been crazy when Kanye West hasn't speaking.

Speaker 2 He's like, I'll sit out on this one.

Speaker 1 Hasn't speaking?

Speaker 2 I am in

Speaker 2 Hollywood. I was, Desni really failed

Speaker 2 vacationing.

Speaker 1 No, can you explain this? Because like, this is like part something that like we do as partners and like

Speaker 1 we don't think twice about it and the men get mad.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 the reason why I think Desni worked so well is because he's lived this life before and now he's just tired. So everything I'm going through, he's been on that side and knows how it feels.

Speaker 2 So he's lifting me up and empowering me, but it sucks because Des and I were like, we want to travel at some point.

Speaker 2 And I know you're like, honey, you're always traveling, but we're like, we've never been on, I've never been to Asia. So like two months ago, we're like, let's go to Thailand.

Speaker 2 Two weeks, industry's dead in December. Let's fucking go.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Long story short,

Speaker 2 we cancel. We're like,

Speaker 2 we're not going to Thailand.

Speaker 1 You canceled, but you book a different trip. You're like, it's too big of a trip to do right now.

Speaker 2 No, we can't do two weeks. It's too crazy.
24 hours of flying. We're tired.
Let's do a simple trip. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We were like, let's go to Cartagena. Let's go to Colombia.

Speaker 2 Medellin.

Speaker 2 And just culture.

Speaker 1 Just a simple trip to Colombia.

Speaker 2 Well, we were like, let's

Speaker 2 just city culture. And then we're like, no, so we don't cancel.
We don't even book that. And then we go, let's fucking just go to the Caribbean for four days.

Speaker 2 So we're so excited. We're like, we're going to go to the Caribbean for four days.
I get an email, middle of the Caribbean trip. I get invited to do a gig that I personally

Speaker 2 didn't want to say no to. And Des was like, I get it.

Speaker 2 Like, we don't have to go on vacation.

Speaker 2 You do this.

Speaker 1 It's so important. It's so important.

Speaker 2 So you guys will see what this gig is. It's very fun

Speaker 2 soon. It comes out on the 27th.

Speaker 1 And I feel like that's like low-key mental health moment, too.

Speaker 1 I can't tell you how many boyfriends I've had in my life that, like, we've had something planned, or like, we're looking forward to something, and like, something work-wise comes up, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I have to do this.

Speaker 1 And, like,

Speaker 1 the words that are exchanged were like, if the roles were reversed, and it was like some man and he was in finance, and like some client called or something, and he was like, I have to go to this.

Speaker 1 I feel like, as a woman, you're almost programmed to be like, oh my god, yeah, like you have, like, you have to do this.

Speaker 1 Now, obviously, there's like workaholics, but but it's like such a fine line, and it also does depend on your age.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're in your early 30s, like, yeah, you gotta fucking answer the phone and like go do your shit.

Speaker 2 And for people listening who are entrepreneurs, you kind of get that like there's no schedule, so it could be slow sometimes, but then like on a Sunday, something crazy happens and you need to do it to make money.

Speaker 2 But I've also been like on a ski trip with Des once, and I got an offer for something that was like

Speaker 2 exciting, but not great. And we had like a long talk to be like, where are our priorities here?

Speaker 2 Like, you can do that, but like, we want to just try to, I mean, I fucking hated skiing, so I was trying to get out of it.

Speaker 1 Kim Kardashian like did an interview. This is like months and months ago.
It could literally have been a year ago. And I and I have not

Speaker 1 ever forgotten it or stopped thinking about it. She was like talking about a boyfriend.
I think it was Pete Davidson, but I don't know. And she was like, and he told me like I work too much.

Speaker 1 And she was like, and in my head, I was like, get out of my way. Like, get out.
And I'm like, oh my God. I so get like, get out of my freaking way.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm also, you'll have so much animosity towards him.

Speaker 1 Wait, I have another, like, mental health moment.

Speaker 2 Okay, go off.

Speaker 1 So, do you have you watched Girls, right?

Speaker 2 I think it's one of the greatest shows I've ever made.

Speaker 1 One of the greatest shows of our generation. If you haven't watched Girls, do yourself a fucking favor.
I actually like restart it every couple of years because it's just so iconic.

Speaker 1 So, the one actress in it, her real name is Jemima Kirk. She plays.

Speaker 2 She plays. She's actually my favorite character.
I saw her in an airport once, Jessa. Jessa!

Speaker 1 She plays Jessa. She's so cool.
No, she's so good.

Speaker 1 She, this, I saw this on TikTok, but she was doing this on Instagram. She was doing just like a QA, and a girl wrote in and was like, What is your advice for unconfident young women? Did you see this?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, and her answer was, You think about yourself too much.

Speaker 1 And I literally felt like my mind was blown.

Speaker 2 I was so good.

Speaker 1 I was like, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 What a powerful, true statement.

Speaker 1 Like, literally, at the times that I'm like my most unconfident or my most nervous, it's because I'm literally so wrapped up in myself.

Speaker 2 You've literally thought yourself into some like insane spiral that's given you every reason to question or not believe in yourself when it's like, this is like one of my favorite quotes is like, at the end of the day, the only thing that could really calm you down is that no one cares and you're going to die.

Speaker 1 I love it so much. No one cares.

Speaker 2 When I've gotten really anxious places, and yeah, it's always because you're like overthinking everything. And the really only way to calm you down is that it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 And it's sad that like nothing matters at the end of the day. But if you can find solace in that, like, for example, Giggly Squad.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I'll get nervous and I'll be like, I want this to be the best fucking episode ever.

Speaker 1 But if you force stuff and want it so bad because you care too much like you actually aren't yourself okay it's so crazy because even though I had like crazy panic attacks all while we did tour and I was like really working through something I'm so happy that it happened during tour and this sounds like so weird because truly giggly squad every week is like the number one place where I feel my most self and like yeah

Speaker 1 Like just like Hannah and I literally got on Zoom today because

Speaker 1 No one started laughing because we were like we miss each other But we can't call each other because then, like, we'll say all the good stuff that we have to say for the mom.

Speaker 2 And also, we're both like so respectful of each other.

Speaker 2 Like, you're like, I think I know you're like working, and I'll like come up with something like, you know, she needs a second, she's stressed, but like, we become full codependent on each other, even though that's not

Speaker 2 our personalities.

Speaker 1 And here's what I know: when I'm like going to run an errand or I'm getting in an Uber or something, that's when I do my calls. So, like, but I'm always just like calling my mom, really.

Speaker 2 Yes, same.

Speaker 1 And for whatever reason, today I was like running errands and I was like, should I call Hannah?

Speaker 2 And I was like, wait, you can call me anytime.

Speaker 1 I was like, no, she's busy. She's doing things.

Speaker 2 I feel like me and you are actually two people who like, we do have intimacy issues.

Speaker 1 You think?

Speaker 2 Like, and people,

Speaker 2 and I hate when they make it like girls are like, we're boy crazy and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 But like, I'm going to be honest, me and you, like, we are so the men men sometimes stereotypically but yeah i would go after guys who had intimacy issues because i didn't want to connect with a man

Speaker 1 like i i wanted to protect myself you know sometimes when it comes to dating and i would literally i've never admitted this to anyone or publicly or to anyone in my life but i will say it on the pod

Speaker 1 because no one listens because no in my head no one listens i'm like no in my head four girls who know everything about us listen well here's the thing i when i say things on the podcast it's for the gigglers that listen every week.

Speaker 1 Like, those are my friends. Like, those are my girls.
For the people that, like, pop in to like write an article or like make a TikTok video, I'm not saying anything for you guys.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not, like, whatever. So, I think that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, you just came into the middle of a conversation we've been having for five years. Obviously, you don't get it.
I'm like, hello?

Speaker 2 Is this the audition for you? We love our new gigglers. We love the new gigglers.
You're all welcome. Anyway, what were you going to say that you said you've never told anyone?

Speaker 2 And then you veered off. Is Is this the audition for Pippin?

Speaker 1 No, what I've never said to anyone, Hannah and I,

Speaker 1 before every Giggly Squad show, before we walk out on stage, we'll say to each other, is this the audition for Pippin?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 When it comes to dating, sometimes I will move in a manner.

Speaker 1 Subconsciously or consciously, it depends, where like I'll stop and think and be like, that was such a move that a guy would pull or like sometimes like I'll do things and I'll be like I'm the guy like that's so heinous I can't believe I said that or like I did that or like I'm thinking that like I'm the guy and it's it's kind of scary sometimes I have to like catch myself and be like don't do that No, but the concept of like that's what guys would do is like socially constructed Like that's just what we've been like raised to think where we just are trying to like have some power Well, then I think like if certain guys don't like me, I'm like, oh, you don't like that I move the way men move.

Speaker 2 It scares them.

Speaker 1 It scares you that I can also

Speaker 1 like switch into this mode of like, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 I always love, like, I don't talk too much about like Des and I, but I do love the moment in our relationship where like I was pretending I was like cool and didn't care.

Speaker 2 And I think I might have posted something that was like a little bit like

Speaker 2 could potentially make him jealous or something like very early on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And that was when he literally, I remember he called me and he was like, hey, if you're not like, if you're going to do this kind of stuff, like I'm actually, like, I'm not attracted to that stuff.

Speaker 2 And like, I don't want to play games like that. You like tests the waters.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And he was like, and I'm, I, I like you.
I feel like I made that clear. So like, if you're going to be like weird like this, I'm good.

Speaker 2 I literally put my tail between my legs and was like, that was the first, I was like, oh my God. Like, and it was so mature of him and hot.

Speaker 2 hot, but anyway, no, well, I'd do something, and then a guy would try to like up, up me and make me feel worse. And then I would, and next thing you know, it's just two egos battling each other.

Speaker 2 And it's like a competitive, fucking stupid situation.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, rounding to what you were saying in the beginning, your 30s, it stops being about like being the most successful or finding the best guy.

Speaker 2 It's about finding like, your authenticity, which is full of, yeah, you question yourself.

Speaker 2 Yeah, whatever, but at least you're being you and i'd i'd rather like be sad authentically being me than like pretending to be something else no i

Speaker 1 love being me

Speaker 1 i think i'm the greatest

Speaker 2 speaking of me speak back to me for a second

Speaker 2 enough

Speaker 2 about you think about me

Speaker 2 about me

Speaker 2 i didn't tell you about what happened in thanks during Thanksgiving. I talked about it on Burner Phone.
Shout out, Burner Phone. You guys should listen.

Speaker 2 Thanksgiving morning,

Speaker 2 we're finally having all these people at our house. And I'm, of course, asleep.
It's like 7.30. And you know how all the adults are awake? Yeah.
Like they're all like chatting loud, laughing.

Speaker 2 And I kind of hear it. They're like four cups of coffee deep.
Yes.

Speaker 2 They're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff. It's not my scene.
It's not my scene. No.

Speaker 2 it's literally

Speaker 2 a table not my scene i don't want to see yeah i don't want to seat at that table doesn't come across my desk so i'm chilling because i could sleep through anything but i hear the good vibes i'm so happy everyone's talking and then i hear like a weird murmur and everything goes silent and like you know when you just have like that spidey sense where you're like something bad happened so it's like silent for like 30 minutes and I check my phone no one texted me and then I like hear someone say something and I'm like did someone die like like did someone have a heart attack like I start freaking out but then like no one's telling me anything so I'm just like I'm just gonna stay here you know when you're like I don't want to ruin my day I'm gonna stay here until

Speaker 2 if I don't know nothing happened yet yeah yeah I'm just staying in bed finally someone opens the door and they're like and it was Des and he's like hey just let you know the water tank burst and it's been flooding downstairs and we've all been um wiping like putting towels down um just letting you know walks out i go No one

Speaker 2 thought to wake me up. No one was like, you know, it would make the situation better if Hannah was awake.

Speaker 2 No one even told me.

Speaker 1 Because what were you offering to that?

Speaker 2 No, literally, they thought about it and they were like, it would be better if we kept her out of this.

Speaker 1 Maybe Hannah didn't know.

Speaker 2 I start Googling like water tank burst. I'm like, this is really bad.
And my mom's like, we're handling it. Everything's being handled.
Does it on the phone with the plumber?

Speaker 2 And I never felt more insignificant but understood.

Speaker 1 Hannah, it's so funny you say that because

Speaker 1 there are certain, it's interesting to think that like your other family, like you obviously, like you call a family member to talk about another family, family member, but you don't think that like other family members are calling to talk about you.

Speaker 2 Like it's, you're almost like shocked.

Speaker 2 I do feel like there's a lot of roasting, though, in my family.

Speaker 2 And like I'm known as kind of the one, oh, Hannah, she's, you know, type B she forgot her wallet again she spilled everything like that's Hannah yeah but also I have like crazy productive people in my family like my mom could run the country if she like put her mind to it so it's kind of like let's cut our losses My brother the other day said something to me and I was like, I forget what it even was.

Speaker 1 And I was like, you didn't tell me that. Like, why didn't anyone tell me that? Like, when did this happen?

Speaker 1 And he was like, oh, well, we're not allowed to tell you certain things when you're really stressed out. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 1 And he was like, mom tells everyone not to like annoy you with anything because like you're fragile and like during your tour, you were really fra and he kept saying the word fragile.

Speaker 2 And I was like, I'm not fucking fragile.

Speaker 2 It is funny to think about, yeah. Like every now and then, I'll hear people who like work with Giggly Squad be like, oh, before we tell Hannah and Paige, let's make sure we tell them this way.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, we're dumb. Like, there's no, we're not Matilda Jerf.
Just tell us what's going on. We're not going to kick you.

Speaker 1 Like, no, I'm literally, I'm not. Here's the crazy thing.
I'm not going to do anything. Whether you need me to do something or not, I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 2 So, like,

Speaker 2 I don't care.

Speaker 2 People call us and we're like, please text or send a voice note. Like, I'm not trying to get into it with anyone at any time.

Speaker 1 No, people need to realize truly at the end of the day, Giggly Squad is built on not giving a shit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do think we should start giving a shit about the drones they're filming a new season of new jersey housewives

Speaker 1 that's what the drones are it's just andy cohen being like we need to step up production this is why tick tock can't get banned everyone on tick tock just being like are we the most unserious country in the fucking world like we're just like yeah there's like something happening literally 10 feet away from me and we're like we don't know we'll like we have things to do though

Speaker 2 someone was like i love how after Luigi Mangioni, they're like, we're going to need drones in New Jersey. All the Italians are up to no good.

Speaker 1 No, it has not been a good week for Italy.

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Speaker 2 Wait, can you please write?

Speaker 2 You wrote the single-handedly funniest note in our notes. What?

Speaker 1 I look like the shooter.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I kept getting up here. First of all, let me just like, let's just talk about this in full.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The day that, like, they came out that, like,

Speaker 1 what his name was, I feel like every Italian collectively was like fuck like it's not great for us like it's not great for our brand we're not like we didn't we don't need this right now

Speaker 1 people are like immediately being like it's the mafia we're like whoa whoa whoa

Speaker 1 well look italians are good at two things they're good at food and murder people in public spaces we're like this was just a disgruntled guy like we're not like let's calm down for a second here's the other thing i saw a comedian say this.

Speaker 1 I think it was Shane Gillis, actually, who said it like years ago that like Italians are like really the only minority that like you can make fun of still.

Speaker 1 And like, it kind of is so true. Like, the next day, it was like every meme was just like about Italians.
But I kind of love that we're just like, yeah, we don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't, you can say whatever you fucking wanted to me. I don't care.
Like, it doesn't matter. I was getting tagged.
They did Luigi with like long brown hair.

Speaker 1 And I was getting tagged in it so much being like, why is this Paige DeSorbo? And I was like, I love it. I think it's amazing.
I love it so much. But like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 It was just, it's a crazy day. It's a crazy week for Italians in Jersey.

Speaker 2 It is crazy that people are, the government, I mean, everyone is so pro Luigi because he has a six-pack. Like, if he was ugly, people would be like, hang on.
But what if they disappear?

Speaker 2 People are like, he's Peter Pan.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, the United Healthcare guy, he is a drug dealer. Well,

Speaker 2 that's what happened. That could happen in the fight when you're making millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars from giving people health or not.

Speaker 1 Yeah, obviously, like, this guy was like a husband and a father, and like, you don't want anyone to be, like, murdered. Yes.

Speaker 1 But also, like, think about how much insurance companies just fuck people over and like they're in like the biggest time of need. It's just.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, the dramatism is not the answer. Let's not just start shooting people.
But I do feel like the girls love that Luigi took the time to engrave the bullets.

Speaker 1 It's aesthetics.

Speaker 2 I feel like it also makes you look at your boyfriend being like, what have you done for me now? What have you done for me lately? You can't even write a card.

Speaker 2 And he literally engraved every single bullet he shot into that guy's back.

Speaker 1 It's like, write me one note. Write me like a thoughtful text message.

Speaker 2 Write me one post.

Speaker 2 Leave one post-it before you leave for work.

Speaker 1 No, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 It's crazy. But yeah, the Luigi stuff as an Italian is very funny.
But yeah, I think the guy had a, he had a mental break. I don't think it was like a sane thing.
I mean, the guy was like super smart.

Speaker 1 I also loved all the memes just being like, his mom didn't know where he was for a month. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way.
His mom didn't know where he was. Are you fucking kidding me? That's crazy.

Speaker 2 Because Chapel Roan was like his number one search or like his favorite artist.

Speaker 1 I love it. Wait, okay.

Speaker 1 I have another topic to bring up that I was talking about with one of my girlfriends.

Speaker 1 And we were talking about how men, how like so many men get like the hair transplant and like the hair like plugs or like flying a turkey. They're like doing whatever.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she was saying, she was like, I believe.

Speaker 1 She was like, I believe that if you are in a certain tax bracket and you make a certain amount of money a year,

Speaker 1 you should not be allowed to be bald. And I was like, elaborate.
And she was like, as women, we're on TikTok all day being like, I got my lips done. I got my eyes done.

Speaker 1 Like, I did, this is what I did step by step because we have to. Because if we don't continue to look good, like, we get disregarded in society.

Speaker 1 And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like, you should have to get a hair transplant and not be bald.

Speaker 2 It's funny, some girls love a bald man.

Speaker 1 But do they, or are they programmed is it the same thing as like the dad bodies

Speaker 1 is it just the same thing because i know that if i walked out being bald like

Speaker 1 i would have a very different climate yes yes and also normalize them

Speaker 1 giving us updates day 27 like give me a 50 part series of your hair transplant we can watch them for bbs you know who actually does that benedict pulizzi who i love he's a comedian from indiana he got a hair transplant.

Speaker 2 He got a hair transplant and he like takes photos of it and he just makes fun of it.

Speaker 1 I love it. I'm man of the people.

Speaker 2 And you know what? I'm into it. Italian.
So maybe we're. Look.

Speaker 1 We love it. They just get it.
They just freaking get it.

Speaker 2 What if Luigi posted in his manifesto, nobody left me a lasagna?

Speaker 1 I'd be nervous because people would think that we were connected. Like, we would be like, of course.
And he's a giggler. Like,

Speaker 2 also, like, did they AI AI an Italian last name? Like, that's insane. That's the most Italian name I ever heard.

Speaker 1 It's just not a good week for our people.

Speaker 2 If he was, like, really, really Italian, though, he would not go to McDonald's.

Speaker 1 No, that's what I'm saying. If he was, like, really, really Italian, his mom wouldn't have reported him like missing.
She would have found him. Like, there's just no way.
You're not going missing.

Speaker 1 There's literally never been a missing child.

Speaker 2 Also, if you were working at that McDonald's and saw him, would you report it?

Speaker 1 I don't think...

Speaker 1 here's the thing when people when like something happens and there's like a manhunt and it's like pictures of him posted everywhere in the street in the city I'm again thinking about myself

Speaker 2 there's no fucking way I'm walking into like a Starbucks and being like that's a guy that's a guy I'm not even looking I'm gonna say something fucked up No one's ever gotten an Amber alert and been like, ooh, good, let me help this out.

Speaker 2 You're like, I'm in the middle of a text and you just interrupted my text.

Speaker 1 Everyone has the same reaction. Did you see the alert? That's crazy.

Speaker 2 Like, yeah, that's like, also, everyone's ever gone an Amber Alert and like ran outside to find the missing child. Also, has anyone ever found the missing child? They never give you the update.

Speaker 2 They just

Speaker 2 gone and then nothing else.

Speaker 1 They never give you the update. And usually it's the dad.

Speaker 1 And most of the time, it's the freaking dad.

Speaker 2 And actually, period, it's always everything goes back to your dad.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. Wait, let me just say one thing.

Speaker 2 Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 For how much we like despise men, like majority of the time and like their actions and just like overall characteristics,

Speaker 1 we do have to say that like we grew up with the best dads ever. So like I want to love men.
I actually was born and programmed to love men. I do like them.

Speaker 1 But like

Speaker 1 they're just so stupid most of the time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I like a self-aware man.

Speaker 2 Like, I like the men that like are calling out their friends, but also leaning in.

Speaker 1 I like quiet ones. I like them quiet.
I like them shh.

Speaker 2 I feel like when they're quiet, they know things.

Speaker 2 Like, because they're listening. Like, what is that like to listen?

Speaker 2 I'd be so smart if I didn't talk so much. If I retained any information from other people.

Speaker 2 Instead of just walking around like,

Speaker 1 no, that's literally, you walk around like that.

Speaker 2 So, you know, I was talking to these other male comics and they were talking about like they're making jokes about

Speaker 2 like how women talk a lot, which is so funny. We don't know what like the male comics are joking about.
Yeah, okay, with their like girl jokes. I'm like, girls talk a lot.

Speaker 2 Joe Rogan has a four-hour podcast every fucking day. Girls talk a lot.
We need to take a nap after 45 minutes. Like, we're about to take a three-hour nap from Yakuza.
Absolutely, truly.

Speaker 2 Truly, truly, truly.

Speaker 1 Joe is literally over there five hours a day.

Speaker 2 Can I say something I'm mad at with fashion? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Sling back heels. Why?

Speaker 2 They don't fit my foot.

Speaker 1 They don't stay on. They don't stay on.

Speaker 2 They don't stay on. Like if what is the thing in the back for? Because the sling back just goes, it falls off.
Yeah. And then I'm like...

Speaker 1 It has to be a good shoe. It has to be an expensive shoe.

Speaker 2 I'll buy like a $200 sling back and it's not slinging.

Speaker 1 Really? It's not slinging.

Speaker 2 I think it needs stretch. It needs to have like stretch.
It can't.

Speaker 1 I don't think you're putting it high enough up on your ankle. Are you putting it high enough up?

Speaker 2 I went to college. I don't think it should be that difficult for me to figure out how to wear a shoe.
Like, if I have to maneuver it that much.

Speaker 2 Yes, they're always sweaty. I do think also maybe there's not enough curvature in like the back of my foot that it doesn't like stay.

Speaker 1 I fear you've been ill-advised on

Speaker 1 slingbacks.

Speaker 2 Wait, so you're standing with slingbacks right now?

Speaker 1 I stand with slingbacks. I do stand with them.
I think that like I like them

Speaker 1 for a certain outfit, but I understand the frustration when they don't stay up.

Speaker 2 I think they look good, but I can't even walk on stage with them.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's something that we're going to solve. I think that you just stay away from them.

Speaker 2 I feel like you don't care about me right now.

Speaker 1 I do care about you, but like it's just like I feel like you're not.

Speaker 2 Like I'm struggling with certain things and you're like not. You're not

Speaker 2 clearly struggling. No, you're struggling.
You're taking the side of my op.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'm going to say.

Speaker 2 You're taking the sides of my enemies.

Speaker 1 There are certain things that I feel like as a female, like you just do kind of live with because it's like, oh, it's just like a girl thing that we have to deal with.

Speaker 1 I'm more like, I just deal with it. Yeah.
You're more like, I'll fight every man who invented this. Yeah.
Like,

Speaker 1 so like, we're just different in that sense.

Speaker 2 Wait, I feel so bad because I forget who said it, but there's a girl on TikTok. You guys should search it.
Who was like, wait, so we have wireless drones, but we don't have a wireless hair dryer?

Speaker 2 She was like, we don't have wireless Dysons, even though we have wireless Dyson vacuums. Yep.
What the f- either they don't care about what

Speaker 2 a cord.

Speaker 1 Sorry, there's so many sirens.

Speaker 2 That was the police telling us we need to stop calling people out on the pod.

Speaker 2 Speaking of.

Speaker 2 Speaking of.

Speaker 1 It's just the patriarchy.

Speaker 2 And Matilda Gerf's people. Sweden's arrived.
You'd be surprised how many things like bosses will make their like office manager or their assistant do.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 And also, but this is the thing, bosses will, I think, get away with it a lot because the person says yes, so they think the person's cool with it, but like, you're not gonna say no to your boss.

Speaker 2 Like, I've done weird shit for bosses.

Speaker 1 Unless it's in my contract, get the fuck out of my face. Like, what? Do you have like an example of something that you're like that like after where you're like, that was weird?

Speaker 2 I've def okay. I've definitely saw like this one boss made

Speaker 2 this girl walk her dog every day

Speaker 2 and then also made her make her breakfast every day, like avocado toast and stuff. It just seemed like unnecessary.

Speaker 1 You know what's so crazy at me as a boss? Because I think I'm a people pleaser. Like I feel like I work for them.

Speaker 1 Like I am constantly apologizing to Josephine and Grace and being like, I'm so sorry that I can't get my shit together to give you what you need so that you can send it off to whoever you need to work with like I whenever I text Grace I always go I'm so sorry for bothering you but

Speaker 1 same and then so I'll be like wait I'm like a 32 year old woman and like I pay them and I'm like scared of them

Speaker 1 but I kind of love it too because like if she comes over to my apartment or something and I'm ordering Starbucks like Yeah. Hello.
Like it's just normal like human decency.

Speaker 2 It's also like low-key fun to be a boss because you're like, we can do whatever we want today.

Speaker 1 No, there are so many times where I'm like, should we just do like couch and like and blankets? Like go get your blanket.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I feel like I pressure her. Like I'm like, we're getting bagels.
And she's like, I'm okay. And I'm like, you don't want everything bagel with scallion cream cheese and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 And she's like, I'm fine. I'm like, let's fucking party with bagels right now.

Speaker 1 The other day I said to Josephine, I said, would it be crazy if I got us a personal trainer and we worked out three times a week together?

Speaker 1 Because like, I won't do it if someone else doesn't do it with me.

Speaker 2 That's where HR gets in.

Speaker 1 And she was like, Yeah, I mean, like, I'll do it with you.

Speaker 2 But, like, I made Grace do hip-hop yoga, and like, she liked it, but I also, I, like, was afraid to text her again to feel like she was, like, being forced to sweat and possibly faint in a hot hip-hop yoga.

Speaker 1 Whatever, we're fun bosses.

Speaker 2 We're fine. We're the cool, we're cool moms.

Speaker 1 We're cool. We're like, do whatever you freaking want.

Speaker 2 I know, we're like, if you want to smoke a little weed, just don't.

Speaker 1 I'm truly like that. that.
I'm like, let's get high and figure this out.

Speaker 2 Speaking of bread, one more time, I ordered room service. I'm in LA.
Yeah. And I was like, I clicked like

Speaker 2 continental breakfast or whatever. And it didn't say anything about bread.
So I wrote in the notes, can I please have sourdough bread? Then they start calling me. Because I like did it online.

Speaker 2 They started calling. This is so unnecessary.
And they're like, hi, it's extra for sourdough bread. I'm like, yes, just send me.

Speaker 2 Why is the, when is the bread not included with an egg breakfast so then i'm fucking pissed the bread comes it's the smallest bread i've ever seen like is bread are they having a bread shortage and like what

Speaker 2 It's sourdough. It's healthy.

Speaker 1 There's something with hotels like adding like things that are like add-ons that it's like, okay, well, that goes with it.

Speaker 1 And also, if you're a five-star hotel and you're not doing room service and you're still going through like COVID rules or something, or like, if you don't have room service as a hotel, what are you?

Speaker 1 You're an office space. okay?

Speaker 2 You're we work. You're a literal

Speaker 1 clothes. Get your shit together.
Bring back room service with silverware. If you are at my door and you're handing it to me in a brown paper bag, I'm thinking the worst things in my head.

Speaker 2 Don't get me storied about forks.

Speaker 2 Anyway, we won't.

Speaker 2 And we won't.

Speaker 1 And we absolutely will not. That's all the time we have for today.

Speaker 2 Stay posted for next week for my

Speaker 2 fork speech.

Speaker 1 Fort discussion continued

Speaker 2 on NPR. I do have to say, I have a couple stand-up dates I'd love you guys to come to.
I'm going to Timonia, Maryland.

Speaker 2 I've never heard that place, but I think it'll be fun. Actually, I think I've been there.

Speaker 1 Sounds like a boss.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm going to, sounds like a healthcare company.

Speaker 2 Irvine, Alabama, New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California. See you there.

Speaker 2 Paige, what's going on with you?

Speaker 1 Nothing.

Speaker 1 I'm going to sleep till January

Speaker 1 8th.

Speaker 2 Yes. Amazing.

Speaker 1 Oh, actually, I'm going to be on the Today Show on Wednesday morning. We're doing winter accessories.
We're very excited.

Speaker 2 I love that.

Speaker 2 I was uninvited.

Speaker 1 They're like, hey, we got a call.

Speaker 1 Actually, just for Paige to come on with Hoda and Jenna, they said, leave the redhead at home.

Speaker 2 They go, leave the girl who came in with fake glasses and laughed too loud.

Speaker 2 No, you're doing your fashion segment, which is really, really fun. And you do a lot of research for it, and you put a lot of work into it.

Speaker 1 I actually do do a lot of research for it.

Speaker 2 You do. Everyone, go get your mom's cable password and watch Paige on the Today Show.

Speaker 2 We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us.
I hope you're all slowing down for the holidays.

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