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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day you just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up my gotcha, gigglers? Oh good. I do have to say, at the end of our shows, we do a Q ⁇ A where Grace goes around and chooses people based on their kind eyes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 She doesn't like when people like run up to her aggressively. She doesn't even want to be doing it.

Speaker 1 She actually doesn't want to be there at all. She doesn't want to be there at all.
And this girl runs up to her and like grabs the mic. And immediately everyone was like, oh no.

Speaker 1 Because this girl clearly was black out having too much fun. The girl grabs the mic and I'm like, what you going to say? And she just goes, gotcha.
And everyone just went nuts.

Speaker 1 No, it was so funny. So it's become a thing.
Now gigglers are coming up to the airport just going, gotcha. So we created.
Honestly, it's kind of terrifying. Far more monsters.

Speaker 1 came up to me on the streets of new york city gotcha gotcha i'd be like they're gonna shoot me in the face

Speaker 1 so we almost um didn't make it to canada no we almost didn't make it back into america both

Speaker 1 when we were going across to canada the lady was not having it Giggly Squad is a professional podcast. Let's talk about something that's really important, border control.

Speaker 1 Talk about border control. You didn't think this was going to be top of the agenda today.
And I understand that Canada was, in fact, trying to keep out the riffraft. And that is.
And we respect that.

Speaker 1 I respect that. We respect that.

Speaker 1 We pull up to the border and we get, first of all, we get our passports. We like give them to her.
She's stunning. I feel like that's important.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and her skin was glowing, but she immediately had an attitude. She was like all at the same time because Grace was like holding two and she's like all at the same time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was like, ooh, she's not happy with us. And then this is the difference between me and Hannah.

Speaker 1 Hannah wanted to give her her life story like this is why we're here this is what we're doing and i was like tell this bitch nothing why does she need to know what we're doing at the casino so this thing of border control if you don't have like a when you are working in another country you have to have like a slip of some kind yeah like a permit of some sort and i've definitely gone over and like didn't print out the slip or whatever and then just been like i'm going to see friends and they can't really say anything but this time i knew we had the slip and she was giving us attitudes so she was like why are you guys here and I was like, we're performing.

Speaker 1 I love how I was like, ask me more, bitch. Ask me.
And she was like, what kind of performance? Is this like a band or something? And I was like, and I was like, I actually kind of hit the note.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for bringing this up. I'm not sure.
I see

Speaker 1 my wicked note because I did. And it just immediately goes, yeah, it is a band.

Speaker 1 But she's looking at us like, there's no way you're a band. And I go, we're, a podcast.
She's like, what's your podcast about?

Speaker 1 And in that moment, I want to be like, how difficult it is to get over the border. And now you get attitude.
And I tell that to the guy when we leave. And he's the guy driving us.

Speaker 1 And he was like, you would have gotten us arrested if you said that. And I was like, thank God for the first time in my life.
I kept something in my own head. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I said, comedy. Comedy.
And she looked at us like, well, you're not funny.

Speaker 1 And then really scared us like we weren't going to get through. Yeah.
So we thought, didn't think we're going to get through, even though there was.

Speaker 1 They make you feel like you have cocaine up your pussy and you start to boo, like they gaslight you to be like, I shouldn't go over the border. Well,

Speaker 1 here's the thing in my head if we did have kill cake in our pussy who would they weren't gonna get it they weren't gonna find it because this is the first time i've ever gone into canada driving like so going through the border like in a car yeah they don't check anything no they're like do you have guns and we're like no and she's like good She's like, don't lie.

Speaker 1 Don't fucking go. But like, what if I did? Like, I totally could have in that car.
We definitely think Canada, you got to tighten it up a little bit. You know, Canada, tighten it up.

Speaker 1 Canada tighten it up. But then going back, this is, we've done six shows in four days.
It's the end of our tour for 2024. We're like, oh my god, we did it.

Speaker 1 And it's zero brain cells between the three of us. It's 7 a.m.
So I never have brain cells at that time.

Speaker 1 And we get to the border and the guy goes, give me your passports. And Grace immediately looks at me with like a weird look.
And I'm like,

Speaker 1 you were her mom. She looked at me like the guy said it in a weird way.
And I was like, I don't think he was mean about it. And then she's like, still looking at me with this weird blank stare.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, are you okay? And she goes, I can't find my passport and this is when wait that's such a like little kid to your mom like mom can I tell you something when are we going home

Speaker 1 that's like how it felt no and immediately I'm like I turned into my mom you turned into yours I start praying I'm like it's fine we'll say Saint Anthony St.

Speaker 1 Anthony you you went to God you found Jesus

Speaker 1 I assume that I took it I go I probably have it I'm going through my shit I'm like oh I was looking for you looking through your bag.

Speaker 1 It was so iconic because Grace goes, why are you looking in your bag? You go, I'm trying to be helpful.

Speaker 1 I'm looking under my shirt. I'm like in my hat.
I'm like, we're done for. You go full negative.
You go, we're never leaving. I go, we reside here now.
And it turns out we were in, what's it called?

Speaker 1 It's like an in-between. We were in purgatory.
We were in purgatory. We weren't in America, but we weren't still in Canada.
So we couldn't get back.

Speaker 1 No, we couldn't go back to Canada to be like, we forgot it. So we call the hotel, though, to be be like, do you guys, can you look in the hotel room? And it's like a bunch of security guards.

Speaker 1 And they're like, we looked, we couldn't find it. And I'm like, is there a woman there? No, truly.
Because you guys searched for two minutes. I know how men look for things.

Speaker 1 They don't even like lift stuff up. Yeah.
But they're like, we can't find it. And the woman is like.
Grace gives her a paper and Paige is just like, we're not making it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm like, there's just, I'm like, there's no way. This is 2024.
You can't like get into America without a passport. At that point, we weren't even trying to get in.
We were just

Speaker 1 like, we're like, what do we do? What do we have to do? Meanwhile, Border Control getting back into America. She's like, yeah, you guys are good.
And Paige is like, St. Anthony, St.
Anthony.

Speaker 1 We're never going to make it back. And she's like, can you please just like drive? And Paige is like, we're never going to get home.
So they were begging us to go back to America.

Speaker 1 Grace got back into America. Oh, yeah.
Grace also didn't have another form of ID.

Speaker 1 I was like, there's no logical possible way. I was like, if you had your ID and you lost your passport, yeah, you're saying you're Grace.
No, she lost her ID in Boston.

Speaker 1 America was like, we don't give a flying follow.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 for anyone who needs to get in from Canada, you're welcome. We're fine.
Our arms are wide open. And if you're thinking, Grace, stop losing things.
Grace has too much on her plate. No, she does.

Speaker 1 Grace has to keep, make sure we're awake, make sure we're breathing, make sure we're fed. We're going to have to do our HR multiple times.

Speaker 1 In the past three months, we've denied her request for every time. We're like, put it in the comment box.
We'll get to it.

Speaker 1 There's going to be a Netflix documentary about the toxic work environment of Daily Scott. And it's just Grace, like, anonymous, speaking, like, yes, this one time

Speaker 1 forgot her boots. And I had to Uber back 40 minutes to get her boots for the show.
One time Paige commented on my boobs and how she wanted to see them.

Speaker 1 You guys are laughing, but everyone with a real job is like, yeah, not okay.

Speaker 1 Not okay.

Speaker 1 She won't legit. As for HR, we start laughing.
We're like, that's so funny. We have to to laugh.
You're the next Lizzo.

Speaker 1 Hannah. We've never taken Grace to a strip club.
We've never taken her to a strip club, even though she asks all the time. I'm just kidding.
Grace's mom who listens. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Anyway.

Speaker 1 Anyway, we're back. Quick update.
And I forgot to say yesterday, I am on the holiday episode of Is It Cake?

Speaker 1 A lot of moms have been messaging me. Just want to say,

Speaker 1 I probably was the worst judge that ever judged Is it? Do you know how fucking hard it is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They give you 20 seconds and you're far away you're far away and they give you 20 seconds but you also have to say stuff that's like funny i every time i blanked yeah and like it's one of those things where like i think i could hit the wicked note i don't think i could get is it cake and tiffany haddish was like confident like she was like that's cake that's cake turned out that's guys said whatever she

Speaker 1 whatever she wants whatever she wants What was funny is when we got there, they were, I was like, do people like get upset? Like, you know, we're judges. Like, is this fucking American Idol?

Speaker 1 And they were like, literally, once someone cried like years ago, but like, no, it's really fun. But they were like, they do work for like 12 hours to put these cakes together.

Speaker 1 So just like, keep that in mind. Yeah, like they're tired.
The whole episode was people crying. The whole episode, people cried.
And I loved all the. I was like, no, you're perfect.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't even. Tiffany got it.
I don't know. Like, I couldn't tell.
You're perfect. But do they get like eliminated? I only watched your episode.
They literally are like, bye, bitch. So

Speaker 1 the episode is like them working working hard and then us dumb comics coming in and being like, death kick. And I like the colours.
I like the voice.

Speaker 1 Oh, Mikey Day is so cute. Yeah, he's cute.
He's funny. So he's actually, I realize, from one of my favorite, like, viral YouTubes back in the day of, who's the magician?

Speaker 1 David, I was going to say David Spade. David Blaine.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's, if you YouTube David Blaine, it's like making fun of David Blaine and how he'll be like, pull, I'm pulling this out of your pocket and how people freak out. And it's.

Speaker 1 I feel like there was a time in like the 2010s where like magicians were really having a moment. No, magicians were cool.
I feel like we should bring it back.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Should we? Have you ever gone to a magic show? I once went to this like swanky New York City bar where like everyone sits and there's a magician at the table.
It was really fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But there's two types of people. One that are like, oh, it was in his glove and for this.
Yeah. And then there's some people who are just like, I believe in magic.
I enjoy it. And

Speaker 1 that's what I was.

Speaker 1 I enjoyed it. Until they were bringing out, like, the doves.
I don't need doves. Yeah, I don't need live animals.
Leave the animals out of it.

Speaker 1 That's why we don't have live animals on the Giggly Squad. Like David Blaine and, like, locking yourself in, like, a cage that, like, goes into shark-infested water.
It's like, maybe call a therapist.

Speaker 1 Maybe go to. Just want, like.
Men will do anything to not go to therapy and they'll become magicians. No.
And why is it always like the girl that they put into that box?

Speaker 1 Well, have you ever seen a female magician like putting a man into a box and

Speaker 1 sawing it up? Okay, now that's my next Napoli.

Speaker 1 Now I need to do that. Well, I feel like like pilots, we're going to get like a ton of girls being like, I'm a magician, as you should be.
But

Speaker 1 it is funny that it's always a man being like, I think

Speaker 1 I've never seen a magic show advertised and it was like a woman.

Speaker 1 Normally, I guess it's more like the Cirque de Soleil where the girls are like, I can take my limbs and like fold it behind my head, which jealous. I'm actually into that TikTok.

Speaker 1 I feel like me and you should do it. But this sounds like, have you ever seen this one? Have you ever seen this one?

Speaker 1 Every girl that was a former dancer, I just have to say, did it probably get you like nowhere in terms of your career? Probably not.

Speaker 1 No, but you know, like, there's like... Sorry, it's a Monday and Hannah showed up.
No, but you know, like, you played football. You got a scholarship.
Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think they were dancers. The dancers have a hard life.
No. Well, like, yeah, they're getting paid no money doing, maybe they became cheerful.

Speaker 1 And to like, even become a professional dancer, you're just, you're a bachelor. You're still not getting paid on a tour.
Yeah, you're not getting like the recognition. But what I'm going to say is,

Speaker 1 were they fucking cool in high school? Yes. The dance team at my school.
These girls were just popping their pussy like so effortlessly.

Speaker 1 They would all do it like the same. And they were untouchable.

Speaker 1 The only reason I wanted to become a cheerleader in high school was the vibe in my like public school I went to there the cheerleaders kind of were like we barely had a gym so like I don't know what they were doing it was the dance team that was the shit because they were like they could give a blowjob yeah the dance team like was that Sierra came out with um her song when she came up with my goodies yeah my goodies my goodies not and my goodies

Speaker 1 and then the hair flip yeah and the hair flip and the hair flip that's my favorite thing with dancers they're really good actually one of my favorite things to watch on tick tock is

Speaker 1 like college

Speaker 1 dance team competitions. Yeah, it's amazing.
But I do have to say,

Speaker 1 y'all bitches are so lucky I can't do a split.

Speaker 1 Hannah, we're so lucky. There's so many things that you can't do.
We're so lucky that you don't have the voice of an angel. You're so flexible.

Speaker 1 You're so lucky that you're not flexible. So if I was flexible, I'd be sitting here with my leg around my head.
And we're so lucky you're not a morning person.

Speaker 1 If you had those three things,

Speaker 1 I don't think we'd even be friends.

Speaker 1 I don't think we would even be sat at this flower table. I might be the star of Wiccan.

Speaker 1 Which, by the way, I saw with my mom. And what did you think? It was fucking fantastic.
Are there moments that you would be cringy or you'd be like, I'm going to fall asleep? Yes.

Speaker 1 But after watching it, again, remember I'm delusional.

Speaker 1 You are Glinda.

Speaker 1 Like, you are Glinda, and I am Alphaba. Yeah.
This is like a niche comment, but it was giving like reality TV to me where, like, you kind of became the princess, and then I was like, gotta go.

Speaker 1 I flew out, and I was like, ah!

Speaker 1 And then you're just gonna hear that munchkin? I became the Wicked Witch of the West, but then people realized it was, it's all, the whole thing is about propaganda.

Speaker 1 So the story of Wicked is about us.

Speaker 1 It's literally Giggly squad and there's short men running around

Speaker 1 no not the short men but i do have to say it's about propaganda of how like you can make anyone believe in something and you can make every everyone can bond over hating the same thing and there's this concept of they all started to turn on the animals because animals could speak and they were like these animals speaking is bad and they got everyone against it and also you guys know this from the wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 This isn't a

Speaker 1 spoiler. Oz is all bullshit.
Like his power, his everything. It's all just made up to control people.
And she, she calls him out. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 And they try to make her seem like she's wicked because she was the only one telling you. Speaking your mind.
Speaking your mind, being like, ah.

Speaker 1 And, well, people are going to leave Balarie for her. It's getting better.

Speaker 1 Don't say that. It's not getting worse.
Don't fucking say that. It's either staying the same or getting better, but it's not getting worse.
Well, because at first, honestly, there was really bad

Speaker 1 acoustics in that room. And you had to go towards the stage.

Speaker 1 I also had like a weird nap earlier that day.

Speaker 1 Earlier that day. Musicians are so funny.
They'll be like, all you have to do is drink the Dr. Pepper with a little bit of honey and your sound and make.
Like, everyone has a weird, like, shit.

Speaker 1 She's just a weird little thing.

Speaker 1 Did you see Ariana and Cynthia were both nominated for Golden Globes? Yes, as they should.

Speaker 1 Want to make one note.

Speaker 1 Why, I think it's Golden, one of them, Golden Globes.

Speaker 1 They added a comedy section. They did.
But they, well, they have like the comedies, and they go musical slash comedy. Why is that the same? Then they added a stand-up thing.
I was not nominated.

Speaker 1 I will be speaking to

Speaker 1 the Academy about that.

Speaker 1 Wait, so it's a section of TV film musicals slash comedy. So like, how many musical slash are there? They have a separate thing for musicals.
Like, musicals are not comedies.

Speaker 1 It's just like these, the Academy or whoever does not respect comedy as an art form when it's fucking hard to do. And when you say it's comedy, it's just movies and TV.
It's not specials.

Speaker 1 Specials was just given last year its own. Okay.

Speaker 1 And it's, and it's sometimes who was nominated for specials? Yeah. Well, Ali Wong.
Okay. Nikki.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Jamie Foxx, who I didn't know her special. Really? Yeah, I was just going to say that.
Rammy Yusuf.

Speaker 1 And there's one more that I'm forgetting.

Speaker 1 Shane Gillis? No.

Speaker 1 Really? But that's why you.

Speaker 1 Who's nominating the people?

Speaker 1 Okay, actually, this brings me into my next thing. Lana Del Rey didn't know that you had to submit your songs to the Grammys.

Speaker 1 But also, she's not even the one that would do it. It's her team who would do it.
But like, that's, she was like, I didn't know that was even a thing.

Speaker 1 Her managers had to tell her, like, no, you have to submit to get a Grammy. Did she not submit? No, she just thought, like, oh, you just get put on the battle.
But that's her team's job.

Speaker 1 She submitted. No, but then they submitted her.
They submitted her. But, like, going into it, she was like, oh, I thought you just.
I actually don't know if my team submitted me.

Speaker 1 Grace, can you double-check that?

Speaker 1 I think that's what happened. I think it got lost in the mail.
But what about the section for live shows and drunk girls? Live podcasts.

Speaker 1 No, but I do have to save awards in general.

Speaker 1 This is like end of the year where you're going to start seeing, oh my god, everyone doing the like my year in a nut challenge, like love, broken heart, working out, eating good food, traveling the web.

Speaker 1 Wait, like, show me. What are you talking about? This is what's going to happen on TikTok.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like end of the year, like, montages, which I love that everyone's making their life more romantic than it is, but like, who's it for? Send it to your mom. Who's it for?

Speaker 1 Put it together, send it to your mom. Speaking of, do you have any new year's resolutions

Speaker 1 i'm trying to survive today yeah new year's resolutions um anything you're trying to like improve on change

Speaker 1 i'm trying i'm drawing a blank

Speaker 1 that's crazy i'm working

Speaker 1 i actually do want to stretch more but like yeah i've been saying that since i was 12.

Speaker 1 yeah no i want to work out more not even like this is the first time in my life i'm like no i need to work out because i'm brittle and frail and I will die.

Speaker 1 Not like, oh, I want to have like a high, tight butt, but like, also, yes, but like, mine is definitely not because I'm brittle and frail.

Speaker 1 Um, but I, we travel a lot and I feel like, yeah, our bodies are like breaking down. I mean, I've been doing the worm, my lower back.
I need to be stronger.

Speaker 1 You want to be strong, and strong is beauty, as Alana Mayor, Alona Mayer would say. True, true.

Speaker 1 Sorry,

Speaker 1 my goodies.

Speaker 1 My goodies. Another thing, I have a question for you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You walk, say you're walking into your bedroom. Wait, you never asked me questions.
This is crazy. You're walking into your personal bedroom.
Why are you pointing? Because I'm trying to set the scene.

Speaker 1 This is you walking in. Okay.
You're walking in. You're staring at your bed.
Yep. Okay.
You're at the foot of it. You're staring at it.
My bed's on the left. Okay.

Speaker 1 What side do you sleep on? Oh,

Speaker 1 okay. This is crazy.
It's crazy. This is crazy because

Speaker 1 not to

Speaker 1 brag, but when we're in West Hampton. Yes.
When we're in West Hampton, I sleep on the left. Okay.
I've always slept on the left. In the city, I sleep on the right.

Speaker 1 Basically, I sleep whatever's farthest to the door.

Speaker 1 In my head, the man sleeps closest to the door.

Speaker 1 Okay, that is how I sleep too. Like, I'm always closer to the window.
Yeah, because if someone comes

Speaker 1 first, they get them first at the door.

Speaker 1 as they should but i saw this thing on tick tock that was like it has nothing to do with like the door or whatever there's a masculine and feminine side of the bed and she said if you're single you have to sleep on the left side of the bed to like tell the universe you're ready for someone i support women in the arts i don't support this it's not true

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 in like okay me not even knowing this inherently i go to the left side Like, I go to the feminine side.

Speaker 1 Well, it's funny because I was single and during COVID, I slept on the right side the whole time. That's when I met my husband.
So go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to be negative, Nancy. In my old apartment, I slept on the right.
And you. But I felt very in charge and very masculine.

Speaker 1 I love when life imitates art.

Speaker 1 That's when I was really just...

Speaker 1 I do understand the like coming into your feminine energy thing, but I wouldn't be able to do it. I so so need to come into my feminine energy in 2025.
I'm going to be able to, but I would argue

Speaker 1 let's all like that all of it's made up. Like, what makes feminine energy is a stereotype anyway? Like, what if feminine energy is being assertive and organized? Yeah.
And, like, it's all

Speaker 1 the binary stuff. Like, let's forget.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You're a soul. Thank you.

Speaker 1 You're a soul.

Speaker 1 Like, Daphne.

Speaker 1 Speaking of that bitch. How is she?

Speaker 1 When I came home yesterday from tour, she was like giving me attitude. Like, oh, look who it is.
Wait, she's the only one in your life who gives you attitude. Truly.

Speaker 1 Like, she wouldn't come over to me. Like, I obviously picked her up and was like, we're snuggling, we're hugging, we're loving.
And she was like, okay. And then, like, I'm going to go do my own thing.

Speaker 1 So she wasn't like actively coming over to me. It was more just like, can't believe you're back.
Like, this is what we do here. So, like, fall in line.

Speaker 1 And then at like 3 a.m., I felt her little head on my head. And I said, okay, are you not mad at me anymore? And then we loved each other.
And then this morning was good.

Speaker 1 This morning I was just like, You're perfect. And that's why I love cats because, like, you're almost

Speaker 1 you respect her more. It's being like, I was disrespectful.
I was disrespectful for four days. I want to earn your love.

Speaker 1 I left you with like a plethora of men rotating, rotating in and out of the apartment, like feeding you, petting you. You probably had no idea what was going on.

Speaker 1 And then I just come home and I expect you to be like obsessed with me. And she was like, Give me a freaking minute.
Which is so page-coded. So, page-coded.

Speaker 1 She's like, You're not just coming into my life and like rearranging things.

Speaker 1 But the best thing was, my brother was watching her over the weekend, and he calls me the one day and he goes, Hey, um,

Speaker 1 everything's fine. Daphne's fine.
And I'm like, What's wrong? And he's like, Well, she's just like really lethargic. Like, I don't know if something's wrong.

Speaker 1 Like, and I'm like, Oh my God, what is she doing? And he's like, She's just like not getting up. And like, I'm calling her name.
She's like, not looking at me.

Speaker 1 And so, I like look at the clock and I'm like, it's two o'clock. We're in prime napping time.
No. Call me when there's something actually important.
Goodbye. Cats are cuddling from around 11 to 4.

Speaker 1 I would say like they're not moving. They're not doing anything.
She also was partying the night before running around doing whatever cat drugs she has.

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Speaker 1 Also, speaking of travel, you saw the woman who

Speaker 1 with the Paris flight. Who just like got on the Delta flight with no ticket? She broke onto a Paris flight with no ticket.
I think it was Grace.

Speaker 1 And she was just going from like bathroom to bathroom. Okay, after being on tour in a thousand different cities, the airport is made up.
And accidentally

Speaker 1 breaking into an Indianapolis flight. TSA is straight up made up.
We broke into the airport in Indianapolis. Hannah almost got on with no ticket.
Like that, I'm not kidding that. Accidentally.

Speaker 1 Accidentally. When I said, how did she get through TSA? And Delta goes, we don't know.
That terrified me.

Speaker 1 What are we all doing here? They said, gotcha. No.
TSA is a lie. The border is a lie.
Like, there's no authority anywhere. There's no authority.

Speaker 1 Also, all you have to do is giggle and they'll be like, oh, they're fine. Yeah.
It's just like crazy. No, that woman getting on the Paris flight is.

Speaker 1 I feel like when you're getting on flights, they're more worried about you having a purse.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say that. I've been stopped getting on the flight.

Speaker 1 Just because I have a mini purse that's like not consolidated.

Speaker 1 If I hear the word consolidated one more time in the airplane, as you know, I literally almost got arrested during a southwest flight because of this and I had to choke myself in front of the line.

Speaker 1 However, this is sexism.

Speaker 1 They're not factoring in that we come with a mini purse. A mini purse does not count as something that's an extension of my body.
It's extension for your body.

Speaker 1 And like, yeah, men don't have purses, so they just think in their head, oh, dude, that was made by a man. And you know what? All of his stuff in my purse.
Yeah. Yeah.
In my purse.

Speaker 1 So why don't we split that purse up? When I go to

Speaker 1 the airport, I have my luggage. I have my backpack that then has like my makeup and my laptop, if I remember it.
And some people would have a nice bag as you do. Yeah.
Like a big bag.

Speaker 1 And then you have your purse with your phone and your wallet. Your wallet and Grace's passport.
Your personal items. And your personal items.
That's called girlhood. That's called being a woman.
But

Speaker 1 what I do, because look.

Speaker 1 I don't follow the rules. No, you don't.
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 You put your purse on first. So I I put my purse on first and then I put my backpack over my purse.
Yep. And they've never got me once.
No, they really don't get you. They don't get me.

Speaker 1 And if they did, I would just be like, oopsie-poopsy. Yeah.
But I'm not putting my little purse into my backpack that doesn't fit to then just take it out when I get to my seat because they both fit.

Speaker 1 If they both fit under your chair. What are we doing? I'm done with airports.
I'm done with TSA. I'm done with planes.
The last plane we got on to, it was all men men in the aisle rows.

Speaker 1 And I'm like so tired and like struggling and my arms are shaking like putting my luggage up. And I literally put it in the overhead bin.
And I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 I look, I turned and I looked at all of them and I said, you should be ashamed. I mean, I didn't say that, but I gave them all looks.
Yeah, there's, we've lost etiquette. We've lost the plot.

Speaker 1 We've lost the plot. There's no airport etiquette.
I'm freaked out. Have you heard about the MetaSmart glasses?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 they're these glasses that you wear that really look like normal glasses and it pans people's faces and when you see the person you can press on them and Google them and see like it matches their face.

Speaker 1 No, and you see and that's where I'm at.

Speaker 1 That's where I'm at. No, thank you.
That's where I'm at. No, thank you.
I mean maybe for dating it'll be good, but like anything that's like it feels so

Speaker 1 exposed. It feels so violated.
Being at just like picturing being at like a bar. and everyone's just looking at you with the sunglasses and you're like are you liking what you're reading

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 where would where would that in what situation would that be like oh thank god i have my thank god i have my spy glasses like

Speaker 1 that's the thing in what situation is that like helping leave we're the girls already spying like we know what's going on we don't need stupid fucking glasses unless like it was for like the police yeah the police should have them but like i don't need one at starbucks No, imagine a guy comes up to you and he's like, do you have a podcast about like how sharks kill you?

Speaker 1 And you're like, yeah, that was a clip we did. And then he's like, cool.
That's how you need it.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Don't approach me. If you're a man, don't approach me.
Also, if you're a man with stupid sunglasses out of Starbucks, don't approach me. No.

Speaker 1 I rarely get approached, I feel like, by men, unless like their girlfriends want a picture. I don't know.

Speaker 1 My algorithm thinks I'm a man. a lesbian.

Speaker 1 Mind things I don't know. No one said that.
No one said that.

Speaker 1 No one said that. I've gotten more and more that I give lesbian energy.
Wait, no, I know for a fact that you could

Speaker 1 have like at least one relationship with a woman and it'd be like amazing, but then you'll go back to me.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like aesthetically, you'd see, you'd be like, I would like this, like for photos.

Speaker 1 I don't don't think she just goes down on you all the time. I don't.
Here's the thing: as someone who

Speaker 1 identifies with the lesbian community, way more with the gay community, we've the gay men, male community.

Speaker 1 I could be a lesbian if we were just chilling on the couch and chatting, but that's just a friend.

Speaker 1 Would you be? Well, I couldn't be a lesbian because of the sexual stuff. First of all, we are in a lesbian relationship.
Yeah, but

Speaker 1 we don't go down on each other. But you know what? A lot of lesbians.

Speaker 1 Gotcha.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, a lot of these lesbians, I don't know, but in marriage, don't you eventually stop? So aren't we just a married-lesbian relationship? Like, you come in and you're like...

Speaker 1 Starting in a sentence with, I don't know, a lot of these lesbians is so funny and amazing.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 know, I could see you. Okay, I don't want to like.

Speaker 1 Okay, you know Caitlin Carter? Please don't put me in a box. Do you know Caitlin Carter? Yeah.
Like what? She dated Miley Cyrus and like i saw it question is do you want femme or masculine um

Speaker 1 oh i don't know

Speaker 1 what i would want i think that's gay of you

Speaker 1 the fact that you considered all of i think you're gay

Speaker 1 My instinct is I would want like a femme girl. Okay.
Okay. Well, if I went, if I went more masculine, like a girl that was more masculine,

Speaker 1 I've dated gayer men than you.

Speaker 1 Like I've actually been with someone more masculine. I think that's the thing, though.
Lesbians, their whole thing is that they

Speaker 1 have the masculinity that I said earlier wasn't a thing. But then also, like, when two lesbians raise a baby.
Well, that's profound. It's

Speaker 1 the most incredible thing you've ever seen. That's, I mean,

Speaker 1 their apartment must be so. When I think of lesbians, I just think about like their apartment must be so tiny, tidy, and organized.
Yes. Like everything must have.
And everything's fixed.

Speaker 1 Everything's fixed. Everything's in its proper place.
Yep. Like.
And they're cooking, but they're cooking like steaks. They're cooking, but then they're cleaning up after that.
And they're cooked.

Speaker 1 You know, like they're not waiting for the next. They're barbecuing and making all the sides.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you ever see like a WMBA girl that you're like, wait, you can throw me around?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, but there is one WNBA girl, but I don't know if she's actually out. Paige Buchers.
Yes. She's not out.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with her, though, but like her vibe, I'm like, oh, she's like, has like swag, and I'm like nervous when I look at her. But like, I don't want to date her.
I know, you're so right.

Speaker 1 I'd be like,

Speaker 1 but also imagine I dated someone with the same name. Like the Taylors.
The Taylors. Yeah.
The Taylors. If I went lesbian, I would only go lesbian with someone named Paige.

Speaker 1 Which is obviously so page-coated.

Speaker 1 So page-coated. And then just think about us as a couple, we're P-squared.
Wait, I love how this whole episode is just me calling you gay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, I have a question. Because your fingers are so long.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Are dicks like smaller to you? Like for me to get my hand around a dick,

Speaker 1 it could be small. Because I have little nubby fingers.
Every dick seems huge in my hand.

Speaker 1 You could i really am confidence

Speaker 1 really

Speaker 1 you're literally holding a string bean with your fingers oh my have you thought of that like you give me a hand job is it does it get embarrassing ever because your fingers are folded over so much

Speaker 1 you've like you have like i've wrapped around three times um

Speaker 1 No, but I once had a guy say that like my fingers are so girly looking and like my nails are always done that like he liked the way my hand looked.

Speaker 1 That's that's crazy never happened to me before yeah not once well i always say you could be a hand model i could

Speaker 1 oh god i'm so wait this is actually really good segue

Speaker 1 the men are mad about

Speaker 1 only fans why so girls are coming out being you're the only ones on it

Speaker 1 because you came up with it some girl came out and said she's making like $40 million a month and only for a month? Did I make that? No, I think a year.

Speaker 1 And the men are furious, but it's like, this is just basic business. Why is that a girl subscribe to?

Speaker 1 Get mad at your own people. If there's demand, there needs to be supply.
Yeah. Econ 101 that I didn't even go to.
So why did I go full Sebastian Venus?

Speaker 1 And then I was like, well,

Speaker 1 $43 million in her first year. $43 million in her first year.
So the men are furious. And And this is my thing.

Speaker 1 But you guys paid her. You're the ones paying.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, I feel like guys used to make fun of girls for being strippers.

Speaker 1 And it's like now we're making money doing sex work that is safer in our own apartment

Speaker 1 and entrepreneurial.

Speaker 1 I saw this quote that was like, I can't remember it like exactly now, but it was

Speaker 1 something where it was like women.

Speaker 1 Oh Oh, fuck. It was like women.
If it's unconsensual,

Speaker 1 it's sexy. If it's consensual, it's just slutty.

Speaker 1 So like men like feeling like we don't want this. And that's like seduction.
And like, I'm going to make her want this. But when we're like, yeah, give it to me.
They're like, you're a whore.

Speaker 1 And that sounds my therapist would say is you don't love yourself. If the second the girl wants to fuck you, you don't want it.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 But also like OnlyFans is like going on to Pornhub, but like, they're just, they have a better pay situation. A better pay situation.
So, like, what is really good? They're doing their own production.

Speaker 1 It's just the girls are making more money on OnlyFans because it goes straight to them. Right.
Instead of getting, like, I mean, there are companies that do OnlyFans, I guess.

Speaker 1 There's men on OnlyFans, too. There are men making money on OnlyFans, too.

Speaker 1 It's just. The women are just smart enough.
Like, no, I'm not paying for porn, you bunch of idiots. These fucking guys being like, I would never, I would never marry a girl who does OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 I'm just gonna, she wouldn't touch you. No, she wouldn't touch it.
The guy, she's she'd literally buy and sell you. Also, like, she makes so much money, you would be a joke to her.

Speaker 1 Like, these, if you have ever had to say out loud, I wouldn't marry a girl who does OnlyFans, you've never met a girl who does OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 Like, you're not even in the room with this level of girls, you're not even in her tax bracket, exactly.

Speaker 1 But I think it's their mad that a lot of men, I think, don't like hot girls because they feel like they're already rejected before. Yeah.
That's what I was saying. I have your algorithm.

Speaker 1 They think I'm like a hot girl who likes white cats,

Speaker 1 who has a southern boyfriend, because I keep, I send you anything that relates to you.

Speaker 1 So it sends me things like, are you a really hot girl? And did you, and I'm like, no.

Speaker 1 But they say how like hotter girls get approached less. Yeah.
And how people can like

Speaker 1 be and like I'm not trying to. to I admit something to you that I don't think people would like ever really

Speaker 1 like imagine I've never been truly hit on in my DMs

Speaker 1 like ever not even Charlie Booth no like I've never had a man that I've like pre not previously met like yeah I've had like guys like yeah oh I met him at a club or like oh he's a friend of a friend like slide into my DMs and be like you look whatever you have random guys be gross no

Speaker 1 I don't I don't have random men being gross and sending me sexual things. And I don't have anyone like ever shooting their shot in my DM.

Speaker 1 I've never had a guy that I've never met before who is like anything that I would potentially date DM me and say, let's go on a date or something. Never.

Speaker 1 Is that kind of crazy? I hate to say it. And I hate to like support pretty privilege, but like.
It's because

Speaker 1 I think my Instagram is not even anti-men, but it's like, oh, this is literally like shoes, clothes, and like Daphne.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 the male gaze is a real thing, and you can tell as a man, like, Chris, can you tell when a girl's posting for men versus posting for girls? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, like, the girls who are. My first shot is at my ass.

Speaker 1 You did. That was for, who was that for? That was for myself.

Speaker 1 That was for myself to be like, you're 32, but you still got it.

Speaker 1 But no, my Instagram very much gives girl. Like for the girls.
Yeah, for the girls. Not lesbian, but for the girls.
And you also look just like really mean, rich, pretty, and mean, which I feel like.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Don't fucking DM me.

Speaker 1 This is not an invitation. This is me saying, I like where it is.
Keep it that way. Back in my single days, I was very

Speaker 1 like, I was just chatty. I loved to flirt.
And it was like,

Speaker 1 sometimes guys would message me, but also

Speaker 1 I would message Matt. I never really even even like did that well on dating apps.
I was very, I was active. Yeah.
I was chatty chat chatty.

Speaker 1 Like I'd lose interest quick, but I'd also was quick to just say something funny.

Speaker 1 And like, I think like my whole, if I look at my 20s as a whole, like how many years of that I was on dating apps, like definitely like more than two, I legit only went on two dates from dating apps.

Speaker 1 Math, maybe three. I've gone on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. Dozens.
I didn't really like get that many match. I would say dozens.

Speaker 1 well you're probably crazy picky true i mean not that i was just like well because you want to know what dating apps actually used to make me really mad because sometimes i'd get like someone sliding in there and i'd be like how dare you how in what world yeah like you just pissed me off like in what world yeah yeah like that would annoy the out of me yeah but like if you have the confidence yeah i feel like i would just swipe on like i was it's the apps are so strange, but it is algorithmic and it is numbers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you have to do it. So, that's why it's like

Speaker 1 I would just like I'd start talking, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, attention, attention, dopamine, dopamine. Um, it's like a game, but yeah, I'm so, I'm sorry that

Speaker 1 no man likes you.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, you don't have a husband, but how good is that? And no prospects. I'm working on a new bit

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 I feel like

Speaker 1 I know I'm funny

Speaker 1 because my husband's better looking than me.

Speaker 1 Wait, you know that you're funny because your husband. I don't think Des is better looking than you.
I think you actually are a very complimentary couple.

Speaker 1 I can't tell if you just dissed us or complimented us.

Speaker 1 Gotcha.

Speaker 1 Gotcha.

Speaker 1 That's my whole personality. I don't know if Paige just insulted me and read me.

Speaker 1 I love all pizza mind and be like, oh, it's so much fun recording to Paige.

Speaker 1 What does she mean by that?

Speaker 1 What did she mean? No, I think there's moments where I glow up and I'm like, ooh, I'm fucking hot right now.

Speaker 1 Then there's moments where I'm like, he is so naturally good looking, like his bone structure, like his cheekbones, like his nose.

Speaker 1 A naturally good looking man.

Speaker 1 But I've also always been.

Speaker 1 I don't know why.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I've not always been pretty.

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Speaker 1 I haven't always been pretty

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Speaker 1 Wait, what you were finished? What were you saying? No, so just saying that, like,

Speaker 1 you have to have.

Speaker 1 I know I have a good personality because I'm with a hot man. I think that was always why I liked hot men to prove that like

Speaker 1 I could be the man one. Like I could be the ugly, funny one.
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Speaker 1 Did you see Jonathan Bailey and Wicked? No. Did you see Cooper Koch? I have to get over

Speaker 1 you have to get over the gay men that are never gonna bark up this tree. Okay.
They don't care. No, they're actually, they're actually repulsed by me.

Speaker 1 The fact that they would be repulsed by me is again why I need therapy and why I'm obsessed with them. And when they put their stupid straight voice and they go, hey, what's up? I'm like, I come.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. They'd literally look at your vagina and be like, yo.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now what was I? Oh, sorry. Did you see Timothy Chalamet?

Speaker 1 Oh, with the sports. She wasn't talking about sports.
Yeah. I don't know one thing he said.
I don't. It's, that's above my pay grade.
I don't give a shit. But I couldn't.
Was he acting?

Speaker 1 Like, I couldn't understand the bit. Who knows? Don't care.
I could not stop listening and watching him. There's something about a guy

Speaker 1 doing.

Speaker 1 I think because I'm so girly and I love doing like girl stuff

Speaker 1 that when I see a guy doing like boy shit, I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. Yeah.
Yeah. I think it's also like very New York of him.
Like at the end of the day he is just like a New Yorker.

Speaker 1 He is just like a New Yorker. And he could put it, he could just talk like this.
Yeah, he's going to win the Super Bowl. He's going to go this and win these games and whatever.

Speaker 1 I was like, wait, and suddenly I'm pregnant. Him with a mustache.
It's not Jacob Belaherty bad. No, nothing's as bad as Jacob Belardy.
Like what?

Speaker 1 But I kind of need to call his mom. I love that he's lost some power.
Jacob Alarty. Yeah.
Yeah. I realize who my celebrity crush like has been.
And like I never like spoke it out loud.

Speaker 1 And I know he's not good for me. Okay.
Like I know he's bad mood. Bad news.
Let's say ours at the same time. Okay.
One, two, three. Chris

Speaker 1 James.

Speaker 1 You say Theo James? Who's that? He's like this British guy that's in.

Speaker 1 He's in like a lot of random things, but like most recently he was just in that HBO show.

Speaker 1 Oh. What's that one where they go away on vacation? Wait, he looks like Matthew Bommer.
Are you sure he's straight? He's straight. Okay, but that is.

Speaker 1 He's so fucking. That's not even like a good picture.
No, but like, that's like him younger. No, no, he's but

Speaker 1 he's beautiful. And he's swaggy, I feel like.
And I think he's tall. Yeah, but that's not your type.
I know, but I like him. But you like them a little pretty.

Speaker 1 You like them aesthetically a little pretty. See, I like, I also like Dua Lipa's boyfriend.
Who is she? With? Who's Dualipa?

Speaker 1 Who is she with?

Speaker 1 callum turner or something he's is he like skinny with tats no he's like he just looks like a guy who could take a punch see i can't do anyone that like i i like timothy chalamay but i can't do someone like skinnier than me one that'll send me into a tailspin no no two like i don't want to be able to like snap you in half have i ever been with a skinny man Oh, my high school boyfriend was like tall and skinny because you know like they're going through.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're going through a weird time. They're going through a weird time where like they're just getting long, yeah.
But like, it wasn't, it was definitely annoying.

Speaker 1 Like, he had a, he would do, like,

Speaker 1 accidentally do a skinny arm pose, and I'd be like, No, no, I don't think I've ever dated someone like lanky,

Speaker 1 not my brand. I've never dated like a tall, lanky guy.

Speaker 1 You love them, sturdy,

Speaker 1 I love them compacted,

Speaker 1 I love them stout,

Speaker 1 like you want a thick baby,

Speaker 1 You want a little chonk.

Speaker 1 You want chonky one. I love a chonk.
I love a chonk because I'm like, this is the best day of your life.

Speaker 1 And, like, again, we're not trying to put dad buds on a pedestal, but there's something to be said about a man who's been working all day. So he's put on a little pouch.

Speaker 1 Well, it's also like most of my life, my type has been either like Italian or Jewish. And sorry, they're chonky.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm Italian, so I can say this, but I'm sorry. They like, they pack a punch.
Like, they

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 I also, I do like Liam Hem. I like aesthetically, I love Liam Hemsworth, light eyes, whatever.

Speaker 1 And that clearly he dims women's lights. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And not to pick sides. Well, maybe.
I don't know. I was never.
Here's the thing. I'm gonna.
Why is he single? That's what I'm confused about. I've never been like a Miley, Miley stan.

Speaker 1 So I was never really as invested in their relationship as other people. I like her, and I've I like her more as I we both get older.

Speaker 1 I didn't, I was too young for Hannah Montana, so I feel like also whenever I met anyone they'd go oh like Hannah Montana and I'd have to be like yeah oh like when you'd be like hi I'm Hannah yeah I was really traumatized you should have been like no Hannah like banana

Speaker 1 that was first

Speaker 1 like Hannah banana

Speaker 1 sorry instead of elf on a shell like Hannah on eating a banana

Speaker 1 can we just talk about all the moms right now whose lives are being tortured by elf on a shelf which I did dress up as I hope by the time we have kids that fad's gone. I'm not doing elf on the shelf.

Speaker 1 No, well, you have to do it if everyone's doing it. But it wasn't a thing that we did growing up, and we're familiar with it.

Speaker 1 I know, but think about them going to school and being like, my elf, and then your kid's going to be like, I don't have an elf.

Speaker 1 Elf's aren't real. You're going to be like, you have Snoop on a stoop.
Wait, I love someone message me and they're like, hey, I'm a mom and I want to watch Is It Cake.

Speaker 1 Just want to know, do you say Santa isn't real at any point? And I was, and I go, honestly,

Speaker 1 I don't remember what I said, but I don't think I said that.

Speaker 1 Actually, Actually, when you have children, they're growing up and like you're doing all the Christmas stuff and you're doing like you're sneaking around like all the Santa's real stuff and all of that.

Speaker 1 If your child gets to an age where they are still believing in Santa, will you tell them?

Speaker 1 This is such a hard question. Or like, are you, are they, is every mom just waiting for like them to find out on their own? Because like, is there an age?

Speaker 1 Because I feel like there's an age where I'd be like, all right, look, we can't have her be the freaking class. Like, we gotta let her know.

Speaker 1 I, I definitely, there have been people in my family who it was like a little late where it got a little awkward, where everyone was like, Hey, just letting you know she still believes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and we had to kind of like go with it. I just think there's a part of your brain at a certain age that you realize, like,

Speaker 1 oh, there's like, how old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real? If you have kids, oh my gosh, I don't remember. Sorry, turn this off.

Speaker 1 I don't remember the moment. I think it was,

Speaker 1 I think, yeah, it wasn't like a big deal in my house. I was just like, I don't care who gives me presents, just give me fucking presents.
Yeah. Like, it didn't need to be Santa.

Speaker 1 But I do, I have thought, like, why would I do that to a kid? Like, lie to them. But then I'm like, the magic it creates is so worth it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 In a very truly page-coated way, I remember I was in fourth grade. I was hearing murmurs.
I was like, oh, all the kids are chatting about gossip. And gossip was so hot on the playground.

Speaker 1 The tea was teeing. And Christmas was coming up.
And I, and I said, you know what? Let me do a little test. And I didn't put on my list these pair of leather pants that I wanted.

Speaker 1 I was in fourth grade. I was like, I need these leather pants.
Didn't put them on the list like that I knew was going to my mom. And in my head, I was just like, I want these leather pants.

Speaker 1 And then when they didn't come that Christmas morning, I was like, something's up.

Speaker 1 My mom would write a note and be like. um santa whatever loves you and here's a cookie or i would write a note to santa yeah and then she would write a note back with a bitten cookie.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And when I found out Santa wasn't real, I was like, has this sneaky bitch been writing all those notes? Yeah. You've been writing the letter.
You'd be like, who's eating the cookies?

Speaker 1 You sneaky little bitch. I just thought my mom was like, I was like, you sly little fox.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I think there are some kids that like now.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 I meet some adults and I'm like, you seem like one of the kids that were in seventh grade. And you're like, no, he is real.
And I can't have that energy around.

Speaker 1 It was also the weird energy of the the kids who were young going around being like well my parents said santa's not real stupid and we just believe in science well fuck you sam like fuck you fuck you that you don't have a half happiness in your household well and then

Speaker 1 anyway um

Speaker 1 no i do have to say like there is a moment though when you're a parent where you're probably like working so hard to get together and then your kids would just be like thanks santa and you're like it was it was me

Speaker 1 but i do think there's a point too where your kids become grateful that you like went above and beyond. I'm not doing the elf thing, but everything else to make them happy.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make you do the elf thing. The reason why I spoil my parents and my grandparents now is because of those mornings.
Yeah. That like they spoiled the fuck out of me and the joy it brought.

Speaker 1 Like I'll, that's, it was so important. I actually had a moment this year at 32 years old.
This is the first time I've ever decorated my own apartment with like Christmas stuff.

Speaker 1 And I was like, that's so crazy. Like the past 10 years living in New York City, I just like haven't cared about like Christmas decorations.
Don't need to put them up. It's not like I'm sad about it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I just like don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 And one of my friends said, Well, that's because you must have grown up in a household where your mom made Christmas so special that you don't like long for it.

Speaker 1 Like you're just like, oh, I know when I go home, like it's Christmas there.

Speaker 1 And I was like, wait, that's so true.

Speaker 1 Like, I've never felt like, oh, I'm not in the Christmas spirit. It's It's just like, no, my mom's going to do it.
My mom is doing it. My mom's doing it.
Wow.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, I saw Paige's house that she grew up in for the first time. No, I moved to the house.
Since like 16.

Speaker 1 But I saw your house for the first time when we went to Troy. And I feel like I couldn't, I already thought I understood you too much.
I couldn't understand you more.

Speaker 1 Like when you walked in, like the aesthetic and everything, I'm just like, oh, this is why Paige gets her taste. Walked into my bedroom and I said, it used to be my parents, but I made them treat it.

Speaker 1 Also, there's a couch outside her bedroom. And she goes, that's the waiting area.
If people want to see me, just come into my room. You have to be invited.
Miranda Priestley.

Speaker 1 You have to be an invited guest. Oh, my God.
It was, it was amazing. And Kim spoiled us with all the food.

Speaker 1 But I really feel like you can't be really close to someone without seeing the house that their parents live in or that they spent some time in. No.
Oh, my God. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like there's moments that I've like stopped liking a guy when I went to his house. Oh, and I saw the vibes.

Speaker 1 I feel like every boyfriend I've ever had, I'm like, oh, gotta go. Yeah, like you're, you're making up.
Like you just see the tip of the iceberg.

Speaker 1 When you go to his parents' house, you see the iceberg and what they built.

Speaker 1 Well, because so many people, it's such like a mixed, you know, and it's like, oh, when you marry someone, you marry their family, but then other people are like, don't go by the family.

Speaker 1 Like, you're marrying the person. Yeah.
I very much, I feel like go by the family. Yeah.
And I've even stayed with boyfriends too long because I'm like, oh, but I love his mom. Like, I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 No, I know. But I've seen something like a dad has done before and been like, that's literally going to be him.
Yeah, true. And that's a no to me.
Also, like,

Speaker 1 sometimes, you know, those guys who just like tell their mom to shut up and like roll their eyes and you like never saw that side of him before. And you're like, oh, because you want to fuck me.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was only one relationship I ever had. And I saw the dad and the way he talked to the mom and like how the mom like reacted.

Speaker 1 And I remember sitting there and just being like, oh, I will never be in this family. And I have to break up with your son literally tomorrow because that just terrified me.
Yeah. I think

Speaker 1 a lot of gigglers probably have dated guys whose moms are like outgoing, fun,

Speaker 1 funny, strong women. Because that's most.
If I see the mom and the mom is similar to you, I feel like it's a really good sign. Yeah.
Because it's like he respects her, he respects you.

Speaker 1 You guys are similar. Yeah.
I think that's like a good green flag to look for. Okay.
Not to be too positive on Giggly Squad. Um,

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 Jag.

Speaker 1 This was from a couple weeks ago, but I thought it was important to bring up because you're the aesthetic queen.

Speaker 1 Jaguar, or as they say in Europe, Jaguar. Is that how they say it?

Speaker 1 Jaguar

Speaker 1 changed their logo. And like, I don't think anyone's ever been passionate about a Jaguar logo before.
The internet is up in arms. They're so mad about it.
They're really upset about it. I

Speaker 1 don't care.

Speaker 1 Well, they made it very like Gen Z. They made it look like it's literally like a fizzy drink brand.
Oh my God, yeah.

Speaker 1 It looks like it like will get you fucked up if you bring a pack of like a six pack of cars. It's four locals.
Yeah. It's a four local car.
It does not give luxury whatsoever.

Speaker 1 And Jaguar is like a luxury car. But I feel like Jaguar is not that big in America as it is in America.
It's not.

Speaker 1 And I think they're trying to go really, make it be like more electronic vehicles, like EVs.

Speaker 1 And maybe they're trying to look more like for the future but also like we don't care and I'm sorry I brought it up it's okay because

Speaker 1 like no one no but I think it is an interesting topic with like how many brands are changing their logos to be like more plain yeah and it's like

Speaker 1 I like a good logo my final thought yeah

Speaker 1 is um

Speaker 1 there was a meme that said, why is there nothing funnier than your friend saying a word wrong? And I realize that's our entire podcast.

Speaker 1 It's It's just me and you trying to put words together and not doing it. And then it's calling it a day.
I feel like one of my earliest memories of you, is this real or is this you or someone else?

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it, but I'm pretty sure it's you.

Speaker 1 I feel like were we ever walking down the street one day and you tried to say the word Espadril, but you said the word Esmeralda? Was that you? I feel like it was.

Speaker 1 And it was like the funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my life. And I was like, what'd you just say? And you're like, she's wearing Esmeraldas.

Speaker 1 I think you're trying to say Espedrill.

Speaker 1 And that is Giggly Squad. The one, oh, shout out to Burnerphone.
If you guys aren't listening to Burnerphone, you should. It's basically Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 But if Des corrected me when I said the word wrong, Des is I had knowledge.

Speaker 1 It's Giggly Squad, but the second co-host is knowledgeable. Yeah, enjoy Giggly Squad.
I highly recommend you listen to Burner Phone.

Speaker 1 We have also an exciting announcement.

Speaker 1 Tor 2024 is done.

Speaker 1 But we're not done, pitches. We're not done.

Speaker 1 We are announcing the new shows added. Pre-sale goes up on Wednesday, December 11th at 10 a.m.
with the code Giggly.

Speaker 1 Nashville, Tennessee. And you thought we were going to forget about you.
New Orleans.

Speaker 1 St. Augustine, Florida, where we don't know where that is, but it's going to be good weather.
And Hollywood, Florida.

Speaker 1 Tacoma, Washington. Portland, Oregon.
I almost lost my virginity virginity in Hollywood, Florida. Keep going.

Speaker 1 Portland, Oregon for some granola. Vegas, because how could we not?

Speaker 1 And then ending with our Mormon sisters in Salt Lake City City. Wait, I'm so excited to go to Salt Lake City.
I know. I'm so excited.
It's actually like lit.

Speaker 1 Like, everyone's just fucked up on the street. Maybe we'll stay out there and like do a little ski

Speaker 1 vacay. We won't ski, but we'll go and go a ski.
I'll do that, but I'm not skiing. I retired.
I've announced my retirement. Even though the Olympics keeps you going.

Speaker 1 I literally just want to put the alpha down, get a picture, and go.

Speaker 1 No, it's literally perfect.

Speaker 1 Also, I released some We Write at Don Merch. Check it out right now, HannahBurn.com.
And

Speaker 1 go watch Paige on Amazon every week.

Speaker 1 Forever.

Speaker 1 For the rest of her life. For the rest of her life.

Speaker 1 We love you guys so much. Thanks for getting with us.
Talk to you later. Bye.

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