Giggling about beards, baby swaps, and the substance

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Speaker 1 Sup, Kigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 We are at our new studio.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is a studio. It's not, it's decorated in my style right now, but we will be changing it.
But check us out on YouTube.

Speaker 1 Well, honestly, because too many people were going to our studio, we didn't feel safe. We didn't feel safe.

Speaker 1 There was one time where there were three straight men in there, like talking logistics, and I was like, this is giggling squad. No, and we need to hold space for giggling, and men take that space.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that time? And I was like, well, we can't start the pod if there's three men here. It's unsafe.

Speaker 1 But we just sat there and they're like, Are you guys going to start? We're like, when you leave. No, I literally got nervous.
I was like, I can't.

Speaker 1 Or when the UPS guy came in, and I was like, we will wait. We'll wait.
You were that teacher. You went to substitute me.

Speaker 1 I'll wait.

Speaker 1 I hated when teachers did that. I would get so frustrated.
I feel like all your memories from school were difficult. Let's not talk about them.
Let's not talk about it.

Speaker 1 You guys, happy beginning of the week.

Speaker 1 I have so much shit to say.

Speaker 1 I feel like you watched a lot of things over Thanksgiving. Yeah.
I feel like I watched some Hannah things just to be able to speak to you. I love that.
You're like, just to argue. Just to fit in.

Speaker 1 I do have to announce I did get my period on day two. Congrats.
When you're not on birth control, day two is like

Speaker 1 monstrous. Monstrous.
Like sitting

Speaker 1 synced up. Like we're fully, we're one person.
We're one person now. And it's funny because you wrote, I can't do tampons.
No.

Speaker 1 Is your vagina too wide or too small?

Speaker 1 The canal. How dare you? I feel like I've said this before.
I can't do tampons anymore, but I'm always doing it like the first three days because I'm not. Yeah.
I'm not a monster.

Speaker 1 You can't just free bleed. You have to free bleed.
I was going to say. You can't free bleed.
I was going to say you have to go to work, but you don't. But you can't free bleed on your

Speaker 1 with Daphne. Daphne's white.
Well, guess what? I free bleed now. I can't.
I actually can't even do it on the first day. Like, I know that it's in there and I can sense it.

Speaker 1 And I can almost feel my body like being like, get out. Like pushing it.
That's exactly how I feel about thongs. Okay, interesting.
Have we come to an understanding?

Speaker 1 I think we have because I'm just not. The second I wear a thong, I'm like, take it off.
I can feel it. I'm in a conversation and I'm like, do you know there's something up my butthole?

Speaker 1 And because I drink so much of my Stanley, I'm constantly peeing. So I'm like, I'm not changing my tampon every time I pee and I'm one of those people that has to do that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so now I'm just like, I'll put toilet paper in there. Like, I'm not, I can't do it.
I'm proud of you for setting boundaries and holding space in your pussy for something else besides a tampon.

Speaker 1 I do say one thing about our friendship is you make me better aesthetically.

Speaker 1 Because one thing about tour is like, I have to show up and at least show that I tried. Yeah.
Like, that's, I feel like, our understanding.

Speaker 1 Like, you will not be upset if you saw that I put in an effort. Yeah.
So after. No, you were late today, and I was like, where's Hannah? And then Grace goes, she's dicing air wrapping your hair.

Speaker 1 And I go, give her a minute.

Speaker 1 You go, let her take as long as she cooks. Let her cook.

Speaker 1 Let that motherfucker cook. So this is also the middle of the night for us.

Speaker 1 It's 10 a.m. It's 10 a.m.
Also, in the so we've been on tour, which is chaos. This is our last week.
Our last week. I love the Googler so much.
Cannot wait for it to be done.

Speaker 1 It's not done because we keep adding. You guys, we're adding.
Don't worry. But it's done for 2024.
But you don't have time when you come back from tour to like do normal things.

Speaker 1 So it hit me last week. What are normal things?

Speaker 1 Getting

Speaker 1 family.

Speaker 1 Talking to family drinking water no but i had like a self-care chaos day i had to get lasered because the one rule with laser is if you don't do it the next month it's like a waste yeah so i got my laser i got my hair did and i got my nails did all in one day all in one day it was chaos oh my gosh you did all of that yesterday yes wow but i got my period so i like i'm so excited to get lasered and i just look her in the eye and i'm like oh my god i'm like i'm corked right now yeah and if something comes out like it's a waterfall

Speaker 1 and she was like it's totally fine yeah they don't care about that except for you

Speaker 1 did it hurt more like I can't I actually can't get laser when I have my period I feel like I'm dealing with so much emotional pain day to day the physical pain is a

Speaker 1 is free because it does make you like it's a reprieve sensitive I've never said reprieve reprieve on the podcast but it was a reprieve it felt good I was, I liked it. Where are you doing?

Speaker 1 Where are you doing? Where do your areas? As you said, eyebrows down. Are you? Eyebrows fucking down.
So you're doing your underarms. Well, because I'm married to an Irishman who is a dolphin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and probably has blonde hair anyway, so it does not. Literally doesn't have hair on his legs.
Like stunning. That's crazy.
So you're doing underarms,

Speaker 1 belly buttons.

Speaker 1 Belly button. Are you doing full vagina or you're just doing like bikini? Full vagina.
Oh, wow. Oh, she's here for a while.
She's here for four hours. She loses it.

Speaker 1 She's paying rent.

Speaker 1 And I know everything about her.

Speaker 1 But we talked about we have, we have a nail girl. Yeah.
Shut out. We have the same nail girl.
Her name is Jack. What we're obsessed about her is that she does not care to speak to us.

Speaker 1 Actually prefers to not speak. And what's so funny is we're on the road a lot.
So like we have the same conversation a thousand times.

Speaker 1 So like like you get in the uber and you're like i don't want to talk about what we're doing and like you get to the hotel you don't have the same conversation like we actually me and you don't like chatting we're not chatters no we're not yappers we're smit talkers

Speaker 1 we are yapping all the time we're not we're not and that's the one thing you know when your mom was like i'm surprised you're friends with hannah i've been thinking about that

Speaker 1 That's kept me up at night

Speaker 1 because we laughed and then I went home and I got sad.

Speaker 1 And I said, what did she mean by that?

Speaker 1 What did she mean by that? When I realized, no one could speak to like you and me be okay with it. It's only you.
No, but this is the thing. I'm not out here just like talking to talk.
Talking to me.

Speaker 1 I'm not coming up to you like saying, I'm asking questions when I feel appropriate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the one thing. If I was

Speaker 1 talking,

Speaker 1 you wouldn't be able to handle it. No, when you're speaking, you have things to say that are important.
I wouldn't say that. That's a reach.

Speaker 1 I just think, you know, some people are like, I need to just like

Speaker 1 take up air

Speaker 1 with stories. At least I'm making jokes.
Yesterday I had Jacqueline over at my apartment. Obviously, Daphne can't speak, but like in my head, she can.

Speaker 1 And then I was getting my Christmas tree delivered. For like 30 minutes, there were three grown adults in my home.
Not a word was said.

Speaker 1 Not a single word was said. So this is the funny thing about us.
I don't want to talk. No.
But when I can send someone doesn't want to talk to me,

Speaker 1 then you're

Speaker 1 interesting. I want to talk.
So I'm sitting there with Jacqueline because we got both got our nails done yesterday.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I'm going to get her to want to talk to me.

Speaker 1 And, but it was, it's like a cat. You can't force it.
You have to look like you don't want to talk to them. Yeah.
An hour in, she looked at me and she said, how was your Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 And I said, it feels good to win. Also, there's something with Jacqueline where I feel like she abides by like HIPAA laws.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Because like when she's at your house and then she comes to mine, I'm always like, oh, you were with Hannah. Like just to see what she says.
And then I'm like, would she get on her nails?

Speaker 1 And she was like, almost like didn't tell me. She was like, oh, she, um, I was like, tell me what she did.

Speaker 1 Because I'm her favorite right now. She was like, she did pink with a little chrome.
And I said, oh,

Speaker 1 that's so interesting.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 she also, like, we don't have, we do have a fun relationship, me and Jacqueline. I don't know if she would say that.
I like how you say your name. Jacqueline.
Jacqueline.

Speaker 1 the jacqueline like she's on a jack-o'-lantern

Speaker 1 she's from queens so like we get each other because des is from queens anyway when she was leaving my initial thing to do was to like fuck with you so i wanted to be like can you tell paige that like

Speaker 1 My knuckles are smaller than hers or something and but I just felt like our relationship wasn't there yet

Speaker 1 because she would be like no and then I'd put her in an awkward and I don't want to ever put Jacqueline in an awkward position but so badly I was like what is something she could say that would like fuck with Paige?

Speaker 1 No, that was good. No, we should start doing more pranks and have Jacqueline be in the middle because she'd really not like it.

Speaker 1 Speaking of hair, oh, I did get my um, the top of my feet lasered as well. Oh, wow,

Speaker 1 so men obviously have been doing like horrible things for the last thousand years, centuries, centuries. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Jacob Alardi was the last one.

Speaker 1 I'm so glad you're bringing this up.

Speaker 1 Let's hold space.

Speaker 1 Say again.

Speaker 1 For J.

Speaker 1 Typically, I'm into facial hair because a lot of men are ugly. Well, now you're bringing me to my point about beards, which I'm fucking right.
Yeah. This is what I have to say about beards.

Speaker 1 If you're an ugly man, this is my And so many of them are. As most of them are.
This is my beard theory. If you're an ugly man, you get a beard, then you become a bearded man.
Yeah. And a beard.

Speaker 1 And you've gone up automatically three points. You're a man with a beard.
You look like you could fix something. Yeah.
It makes it's like makeup for men. It's constantly.
It's makeup for men.

Speaker 1 It gives you a little bit. You're a man with a beard, and girls could get by that.
Yeah. We've come up with a story because of your beard.

Speaker 1 We've made you more interesting in our head because you have a beard. We're like, and you could be hiding in there.
Exactly. You could hide your secret family, your 17 chins, a snack.

Speaker 1 You could hide whatever you want in that beard, and you've become a bearded man, and we can perceive that. And that's okay with us.

Speaker 1 When you're Jacob fucking a lordy and you have a jawline and you have a gene sequa to your face when you get a beard you then go down to just a bearded man and you lose the magic when you have a fucking jawline do not get a big beard also with the long hair i know it's funny it's almost like a little oh is it i'm just saying that because i think if when guys do something for a role i'm okay with it oh because it's for work Because it means they're like working.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I like when they're busy.

Speaker 1 But it had like a reddish tint to it. Oh, like a copper cowgirl.
Cowboy copper.

Speaker 1 It was given. It was a Santa Burner red, a little bit on the sides.
I don't know what this person looks like, but this is what I envision. He looks like he looked like Teddy Mellencamp.

Speaker 1 No, John Mellencamp. Teddy Mellencamp's dad.
That's what I think. I don't know what John Mellencamp looks like.
Neither do I, who am I to say. But that's what I think John Mellencamp looks like.

Speaker 1 In the 70s, that's what John Mellencamp looked like.

Speaker 1 And Chris doesn't have his computer, but we're going to put it underneath and see if I was accurate or not. Okay.
I'm going to say no, but maybe who am I? Holla Nates. He looks like Holland Oates.

Speaker 1 I don't know what Holland Oates looks like. No, but mom, did he look? My mom is here.

Speaker 1 I feel like in the 70s, everyone had long hair kind of beard. So, what are the girls to do? I was upset by it.
The comments were so funny. They were like,

Speaker 1 This is the moment we realize he was just tall.

Speaker 1 I was upset by it, but then I took a step back and I said, Sometimes I cut a bob and I just go off and I'm like, and today I have really short hair. Maybe

Speaker 1 he is also just like, and I've been wanting to try a beard and I'm going to try it. But this is the thing, when you cut a bob, it's a religious cultural experience.
That's true. It is incredible.

Speaker 1 Him growing a beard is just. You're emphasizing your jawline.
He's taking away. He's covering something.
What do you think his girlfriend felt?

Speaker 1 I'm sure she likes it. What do you think about your boyfriend or girlfriend having opinions on your like hair? I think it's okay for girls and it's not okay for boys.
Agreed. No, agreed.

Speaker 1 So Dez made a joke and he was like, I kind of like your natural hair better. Like I didn't marry a redhead.
And I was like, how do I say in

Speaker 1 but this is

Speaker 1 like your natural color? That's what I told him. Also, this is why I know he's lying.
He didn't know I was red until I told him it was red. Right.

Speaker 1 Because he's straight. Like if we put all your different hair colors in a lineup, he wouldn't be able to see.
He's colorblind. He he doesn't know.
Is he actually? No, but all men are colorblind.

Speaker 1 That's a fact.

Speaker 1 That's a fact. That's why they can't be pilots.
That's why. Wait, can we talk about how we oh, wait, we already talked about it, but I'm still shooketh

Speaker 1 from when we landed and then just went back.

Speaker 1 No, that was scary. That was really scary.

Speaker 1 Um, Jack Harlow. Okay, that's what I wanted to talk about next.

Speaker 1 So, my mom is here, who's a jazz singer. Mom, you had opinions on Jack Harlow singing Elvis.

Speaker 1 he couldn't he could he said he couldn't oh my god wait see this is why

Speaker 1 for it to get good it never got good this is why men are so good at tricking us because i thought like oh my god he's so good at it this is the thing it's the bare minimum and it's so right imagine like a like ice spice yeah singing jazz she would have been critiqued insanely

Speaker 1 ice spice if you can go for it like if she tried to sing like whitney houston well if she just went on stage yeah and tried to sing everyone would be like she can't sing.

Speaker 1 And I don't even know what she sounds like, but it wouldn't be.

Speaker 1 That man,

Speaker 1 he has a good tone.

Speaker 1 Like, I like his tone, but I don't think he was hitting notes. Like, opposite of me.
I hit notes, don't have a tone.

Speaker 1 I'm not even musically inclined enough to know,

Speaker 1 except for you, when something sounds bad.

Speaker 1 Did we start the battle cry challenge, or was that happening? I don't even know what you're talking about. Everyone's trying to hit the note on TikTok.
No.

Speaker 1 No, I truly. I feel like it wasn't really a thing.

Speaker 1 Did you see Sabrina Carpenter do it and she was almost like surprised that she did it? Yeah, it was adorable. It was adorable.
She's cute. Apparently, Sabrina and Barry broke up.
Good.

Speaker 1 As they should. Yeah, I wasn't really into them as a couple anyway.
No, no, no. Like, I was in the beginning for like the first week, and then I was over it.

Speaker 1 When your first love song about him is about Don't Embarrass Me, you know where it's going. Yeah.
Here's the thing about Jack Harlow. I'm like kind of off him.
Why?

Speaker 1 I just like, I've been really taking into account like men's ages

Speaker 1 and anything under my age, I'm like, you're a fetus.

Speaker 1 You don't even exist in the world. Do you even, have you ever paid taxes? I was.

Speaker 1 I was talking about how there's a certain age you hit

Speaker 1 as a woman where it starts being fun again to be with a young guy because it's like you're like, oh, I could boss him around and teach him stuff and like everything's new to him. What age is that?

Speaker 1 I think when I hit, when Dez dies or when I'm around 48.

Speaker 1 I was going to say like 44. Okay.
Then it's like... That's actually amazing because I feel like that will coincide with our facelifts.
Yes. But then I'm upset if Dez will never see my facelift.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He'll be there in spirit. Okay.

Speaker 1 He's going to be alive in 10 years.

Speaker 1 If I was Dez and I listened to us, I'd be so mad. We make him 85.
I feel like occasionally he does listen to Giggly Squad, but he doesn't tell me.

Speaker 1 Like, he does a check-in every now and then to just make sure we haven't gone too far.

Speaker 1 I think he's just like needs to know the temperature. Are the girls okay? Are the girls okay?

Speaker 1 If we're talking about men, which we are, this is my note. I wrote John Summit, question mark, question mark, question mark.

Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. You don't know who it is.
No, I know who it is, but I don't understand Delore.

Speaker 1 What is Delore? All I know is that he. First of all, he's a DJ.
He's a DJ, but he's an example of someone that, like, he made me feel old, even though I think we're actually like the same age.

Speaker 1 Because on TikTok, he's in his 30s? I think so. It felt like everyone knew who John Summit was, and like John Summit's been famous for years.

Speaker 1 It feels like everyone knows who John Summit is except John Summit.

Speaker 1 No, I think he believes his own hype, too. Well, this is my thing.
I support men in the arts. Is he like an insanely talented DJ?

Speaker 1 I could never tell if someone was an insanely talented DJ. Has there ever been an insanely talented DJ? No, that's the question.
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I understand if you're like making your own beats, but if you're literally just playing the most popular songs back to back and like putting them

Speaker 1 together. You can't do that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, if it's a girl DJ, obviously she's talented, but boy DJ is...

Speaker 1 Boys music's not for boys. No, this is so funny you say that because every time I see Xandra come up on my TikTok and she's doing something, I'm like, I've never met her coming.

Speaker 1 I've never met her, but I'm so proud of her also girl dgs are cool they're like girl stand-ups because you know that she works they have to deal with like the men lady at night and they're like excuse me i'm trying to mix i'm trying to do my art yes yeah but i do have to say um john summit i know that like he had like a thing with ashton earl or whatever and if that's what's giving him like popularity then i'm more upset because i don't want guys to be empowered because they were associated with a cool girl you could just say i don't want guys

Speaker 1 I don't want his career being lifted because he

Speaker 1 let him touch him. I'm not sure if it, I'm sure obviously like people found out who he was more because of her, but I don't think,

Speaker 1 I think it was mutual. And also right now I'm doing it.
Like I'm giving John Summit more attention. It's because

Speaker 1 I'm giving him a platform. And like, for all I know, you're giving him a seat at this flower table.

Speaker 1 For all I know, he's the sweetest man ever. I'm just saying, what are we missing? Yeah, I'm Where's Grace? I'm not sure.
Because she's of that age. Grace!

Speaker 1 She quit. She's working.
She's like, I'm working.

Speaker 1 Someone has to work in this business. No, here's what I don't want.
I don't want a man.

Speaker 1 He's not in Vegas. He could use a beard.
John Jean.

Speaker 1 That is the man that needs a beard. I don't ever want a man to be in Vegas and posting Instagram stories about how much fun he's having in Vegas, ever.
No matter what your

Speaker 1 professional is.

Speaker 1 What are you overcompensating for if you're having fun in Vegas? You could be hired by the city of las vegas to talk about how great las vegas is

Speaker 1 las vegas and i'm still upset wait do you remember swipe ups yeah sad wait rest in peace swipe up i'm just i'm sorry like i've

Speaker 1 like for example benson boone who the

Speaker 1 is that benson boone is the guy at the vmas that jumped off the piano and did a backflip and hit the note wait let me say one thing you know like when you were younger and you would say something and your parents like would be like i have no idea what that is.

Speaker 1 And you'd be like, oh my God, leaders like don't.

Speaker 1 And I was really, really scared to get to that age of like where I was like, I don't know what the kids are talking about.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 1 I actively love. I feel better than people.
Maybe that's why I'm coming for John Summit because I don't get it and it's making me feel old.

Speaker 1 Being in a group of people talking about a celebrity or a pop star and me coming in and being like, I have no idea who you're talking about. I feel better than all those people.

Speaker 1 I'm like, sorry, I'm in the real world.

Speaker 1 Tell me when you're talking about Whitney, Tristan, or Nelly, okay? Doing information real world things. I don't have time for your made-up celebrities.

Speaker 1 Also, let's talk about how Gen Z has just, like, they make up celebrities.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone's famous in Gen Z. Everyone's famous in Gen Z.
Everyone can get canceled in Gen Z. Everyone, like, they have no.
No one's safe for me. They have no structure.

Speaker 1 They have no hierarchy. that's their problem they have no a list celebrities b list celebrities c like there's no structure to gen z's celebrityism and it's it gives you whiplash

Speaker 1 it gives you whiplash and everyone has the same name gracie abrams and she that's the same name as someone else i've known about her

Speaker 1 but it's not her like do you know what i mean gracie abrams and john summit same person

Speaker 1 same person oh my god and i'm like who are either of them Wait, they are. They are.
Well, can someone message in? Because, like, I don't want to completely bash

Speaker 1 a man trying to do his best and working, even though it's in Vegas and whatever he's doing. What is the reason? What is the reason?

Speaker 1 No, DJs, I've definitely...

Speaker 1 Shout out to DJs because they've really taken a profession that everyone is shit on for so many years and stuck to it. And they've doubled down and they've stuck with it.

Speaker 1 My personal thing with DJs is I dated a jazz musician, as we all know, Jazzy John, back in the day. Who could forget him? One of my first loves.
One of my many first loves.

Speaker 1 And he would go to restaurants for three hours. and perform jazz.
When I say perform jazz, I mean you have an instrument that you've been training for years to play and you're riffing.

Speaker 1 Like jazz is like, he's just listening to what the people, I don't even know what he's doing, but he's, he's making it up on the spot. Like they, they're going on so it's incredible.

Speaker 1 And they're getting paid $100.

Speaker 1 Then you have DJs who are pressing a button for three hours and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. There's just a discrepancy there that I felt bad.
Like we went to a party in the Hamptons

Speaker 1 and he was standing there and the guy was just like playing off his laptop and he was like, that guy's probably getting paid like five, ten thousand dollars tonight. Should we do a DJ lesson?

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I could do it right now with the laptop.

Speaker 1 I I mean, I do have to say shout out to my playlist.

Speaker 1 It's basically the annoying friend who wants the ox chord all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 To be a DJ, you have to be delusional. That you think your music tastes, people should pay for it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where it's just like you just took the top 100 songs from a specific year and you put them all together. Also, like you're playing music that other people made.
Right. Well, that's the big thing.

Speaker 1 That would be like if at Gangly Squad, we went on stage and we just said a bunch of jokes that other people have made.

Speaker 1 We put them together really well. No, we went on Netflix, cut up a bunch of Netflix specials that aren't ours and just played them on TV.
It was like, this was funny, right?

Speaker 1 And I understand. Wait, that's so true.
I understand. DJs like to party and they like to be out there and they like to feel like they're bringing energy, but you fist bumping is not bringing energy.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing with that, why we also don't connect with DJs is because I would assume that all DJs get energy from other people. Like that fills their cup up.
I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 1 We couldn't be more opposite of that. They're getting energy from drugs.

Speaker 1 They're pushers. They push people.

Speaker 1 They're like, Amazon's at 2 a.m. Nothing good happens at 2 a.m.

Speaker 1 So it's the holiday season and I'm running out of inspiration to get cool, fun, beautiful gifts for the holidays. And this happens every year.
But now I have Pinterest

Speaker 1 and I'm so excited to do a little searching and a little shopping in this special segment presented by Pinterest and Acast Creative. I'm like, I'm a true millennial.

Speaker 1 Like, I've been obsessed with Pinterest since the day that it came out. I've never found Inspo the way I can find it on Pinterest.

Speaker 1 And now that I live in like my dream apartment and it's so gorgeous, I'm always looking for holiday decor Inspo.

Speaker 1 And I have like seven different trees saved that I'm like, I have to recreate all of them. And it's so hard to pick.

Speaker 1 But it truly does give you like the most unique inspiration and I have so many boards from for so many years Pinterest truly does have the best gift guides and they're so unique also their search bar and algorithm like we're women in stem it's so good because I'll be like Something very specific.

Speaker 1 I'll be like, what do I get for my brother who's outdoorsy, but also likes expensive things and is from New York. And like, it'll give me inspiration.

Speaker 1 I hate when people get you like stereotypical gifts. Like, oh, like you're an aunt.
You'll like this shirt that says aunt on it. Like give me something that makes you feel like you know who I am.

Speaker 1 And I'm guilty too of giving people uninspirational gifts because I waited last second. I clicked the first thing that came up.
And that's why I love Pinterest gift guides.

Speaker 1 Some examples of their gift guides that I love is like 50 gifts for your mom that you'll high-key want for yourself.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite gift when you give it to your mom, but you know you're probably going to use it or she'll eventually give it to you. I feel like that's everything I buy for my mom.

Speaker 1 They also have a holiday guide for the homebody, a holiday guide for the wellness enthusiast. What about a pet gift guide? I feel like they definitely have like a good pet one.
They definitely do.

Speaker 1 They also have one that's just like French inspired.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed. And you can shop from these guides.
Like you literally just click on them. Oh, and I saw that too.
And I'm definitely getting my mom a pair of those Masoni slippers.

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Speaker 1 Oh, I do need to do a shout-out for talking about influencers. This girl posted the funniest TikTok that was basically like

Speaker 1 how influencers,

Speaker 1 I'm totally fine if you have a bad breakup with your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 But if you've been pushing down people's throats, how perfect and amazing your relationship is to make people jealous for even two months,

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. About your 50-part series.
About your 50-part series, because you tried to, I'm about to do a 50-part series about how you inflicted pain on me. Yeah, you gaslit me.

Speaker 1 If you gaslit me and pretended your relationship was perfect, because I'm fine if you're lying to yourself, don't lie to everyone. Yeah.
Lie to yourself.

Speaker 1 You're trying to make other people feel bad by posting you guys making out in a picnic and then commenting if you're commenting on each other's post romantic things like I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I know people are like tell us what happened actually. I know

Speaker 1 No, I feel like I'm such an advocate of like not posting your boyfriend on your own social media. Yeah, because one day you guys are gonna break up.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 It's basically like the friend who like sits down and she's like tries to make you jealous every day about how cute her boyfriend is like a one-upper. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then the next day she's like, you know, he treated me like absolute shit the whole time. You're like,

Speaker 1 I hold space for that and I feel bad. I love that holding space has become such a freaking thing now.
I hold space for that. It's different when it's like a friend and it's like a personal thing.

Speaker 1 But when you've been using your relationship.

Speaker 1 I do like that you monetize it and use it for likes, but when you're using it to make other girls feel bad about their relationship and then you want them to hold space for you that you've been lying the whole time.

Speaker 1 Let's start off with apology. Yep.
Let's apologize for the lying. Also, let's stop lying.
Right.

Speaker 1 You trying to make your relationship look good on Instagram for other people hurts them and hurts you.

Speaker 1 Just don't post it in general. You can post it, but post the fighting.

Speaker 1 Post the fight. Post and be like, we,

Speaker 1 he,

Speaker 1 I hate this man. Yeah.
No. It's just there's the internet is lies.

Speaker 1 Well, it's a lot of emotional drama that like you're not privy to and you have to like get in the headspace of like, oh, and now we hate this man because I'm about to watch 30 parts of like the worst things ever.

Speaker 1 So it's a lot of admin for us because I'm like, well, yesterday we were like obsessed. We were waiting for you to get engaged and now we're like, we hate him.
So it's a lot of catch up.

Speaker 1 I'm also not supportive of the Gen Z trend of I'm trying to go viral.

Speaker 1 No, I have to call them out because they don't have. more mature people in their life who've messed up in this capacity.
Don't try to get attention from from rage bait.

Speaker 1 Don't rage bait people. Don't try to be like, okay, this is going to go viral because I'm going to say something so fucked up a guy's done to me.
Guys have done very fucked up things to me.

Speaker 1 I don't need to say it in public. Yeah.
Because people,

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 we're in an area where becoming viral is like proving a conspiracy theory or like proving something that like everyone once loved is actually really bad. Like it's like finding some like hidden truth.

Speaker 1 Fear mongering. It's fear mongering.
I don't like the word mongering. I know what is monger.

Speaker 1 It makes me uncomfortable. I'm going to go mong.

Speaker 1 I don't love it.

Speaker 1 So yeah, I agree. And it's like really

Speaker 1 stressful. Like there was a girl like making a TikTok about like some club in New York City.
And it was just like, it was the worst club. And it was actually sex.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, I think I've gone to that club. Is that really what was happening? Yeah.
And then people like commenting, being like, what are you talking about? Like, just close down.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not like some secret. So it's just like so many different.

Speaker 1 Let's go back to the simple of like the energy you put out in the world is the energy you get back. Whatever happened to like when a guy fucks with you, you give him and you put ham on his car.

Speaker 1 Like whatever happened to that. Whatever happened to.

Speaker 1 You never heard that if you put, is it ham or bologna? Like you throw

Speaker 1 bologna on a car, it takes the the pain off.

Speaker 1 I've never done it, but I've heard. I love when Chris goes to his phone to be like, what the fuck are they talking about? Is that some Italian no

Speaker 1 thing?

Speaker 1 No, I think like girls talked about it in high school. Eggs.
Eggs? Eggs.

Speaker 1 How do you know that? Is it ham and cheese sandwich? Hey, Grace, you were gone. Why do people like John Summit?

Speaker 1 She was like, don't get me involved in that.

Speaker 1 She was like HR. HR.
But

Speaker 1 we've been begging for HR on this one.

Speaker 1 On tour, and we're just like, nope. Whatever happened to, like, you find out a guy's an asshole and you go, okay, he now has no access to me.

Speaker 1 And I'm never talking to him again. And he can't fuck with me.
And he's not a part of my life. And he could watch me go be more successful than him.
What happened to that?

Speaker 1 What happened to silence?

Speaker 1 Truly.

Speaker 1 What happened to everyone just, I don't know, shutting the fuck up. There's this comedian named, I believe it's Dana.
Dana Donnelly. Yep.

Speaker 1 She's hilarious. And I sent her video to Ken Urich

Speaker 1 because I felt like Ken needed. I'm like Ken's older sister

Speaker 1 that she didn't ask for.

Speaker 1 Anything Kennedy does, I'm like, it's fine, she's going through something.

Speaker 1 Okay, so she goes, Dana said the opposite. She goes, tell everyone everything all the time so you're never a target for blackmail.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's how Ken Urich lives her life. She lives her life.
There was a moment. Wait, actually, I think this is like when I became obsessed with Kennedy.
This is years ago.

Speaker 1 Someone was trying to blackmail her like in 2020. And I remember her making a TikTok being like, you're not blackmailing me.
This is what it was. This is what I did.

Speaker 1 And I remember being like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 I can't believe blackmail is a real thing. One thing I do stand by, and I've, one thing about me, I will say, I've made mistakes.
I've never lied. Yeah.
I've never not told the truth. Call me crazy.

Speaker 1 Don't worry. If I blackmail you.
If you don't know anything, I'll lie right to your face.

Speaker 1 So, this is the thing with

Speaker 1 saying everything on the internet is: yes, no one can blackmail you, but

Speaker 1 at what cost?

Speaker 1 At what cost? No. Some of the things that some girls say on the internet, I'm like, you'd have to waterboard.

Speaker 1 You would have to fucking

Speaker 1 put me down.

Speaker 1 You're so right. To get that information out of this little body, you'd have to torture people.
But that's why the internet's fucked up right now because half the internet is lying. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And pretending there's something they're not. The other internet is telling too much.
It's too much. It's too much.
So we have to find a happy medium again because the internet is full of lies and

Speaker 1 too much and people exposing themselves.

Speaker 1 Love and light and like not being ashamed of who you are. Some people should have a small percentage of shame.
Just like a little baby bit of shame.

Speaker 1 And what's the other word I'm looking for? Self-respect.

Speaker 1 Bring it back. Bring back self-respect.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Speaking of babies, my mom, who's in the room, actually told me the most insane IVF story. Okay.
It was on the New York Times.

Speaker 1 A real New York Times. When my mom sends it from the New York Times, it's a real New York Times.
A written article from the New York Times. A written written article.
So

Speaker 1 this couple does IVF, gets their baby, and their baby's perfect. Basically, a couple weeks in, they're like,

Speaker 1 brand new fresh baby. Fresh.
It's fresh. Out of the womb.

Speaker 1 She carried it.

Speaker 1 She's pregnant. Okay.

Speaker 1 A couple weeks in, they're like,

Speaker 1 that's an Asian baby. Stop.

Speaker 1 Like, at first, they were like,

Speaker 1 they didn't know. And then they were like, that is an Asian baby.
Now, there's nothing wrong with Asian babies, unless you, in fact, are not Asian.

Speaker 1 They were Spanish and

Speaker 1 Italian and Jewish

Speaker 1 Jewish, okay, with an Asian baby, and they love this baby, but they're like, This is not our baby, this is not our baby, so they go to the adoption agency. No, not adoption, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm funny. Sorry, because my mom's here listening to me retell a story, she told me I can't do it.
Like, you know, when someone's like, I'm sorry, it's cool. I'm so scared right now.

Speaker 1 I'm so scared right now. How was your listening comprehension? She's gonna let she shake her head before you started.
Yeah, she's like, nope, okay. So she goes to the IVF.

Speaker 1 She could never be on Giggly Squad because Giggly Squad is built on misinformation.

Speaker 1 We are spreading fear-mongering lore. Lies.
Lies.

Speaker 1 So they go to, I don't even know what an IVF.

Speaker 1 A facility, if you will. A house of IVF.

Speaker 1 A house of IVF. As a product.

Speaker 1 They won't get it.

Speaker 1 the couture house of ivf the atelier

Speaker 1 house of ivf ivf there's one in paris

Speaker 1 they're building one in italy and milan obviously i went to ivf week in

Speaker 1 amsterdam did not get invited to tokyo ivf week is ivf week so hard to get this our future

Speaker 1 so they go to i've the

Speaker 1 ivf place yeah and they were like i don't

Speaker 1 know baby's agent they were like look what you've done they go that's crazy. Cause there's another couple that just came in who's Asian and their baby has red hair.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And look, there's, there's, we're not, there's no judgment going around. Yeah.
But they were like, something's off because the other people had red hair. Okay.
Right.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they're heartbroken because they find out these two families are 10 minutes away from each other. Okay.
How how long have they had each baby? Two months. Two months.
So they wait, wait, wait. Sorry.

Speaker 1 Question for the mom in the room. Can you breastfeed a baby that's not yours?

Speaker 1 Yes. Oh.
Do you know back then, communities would like communally

Speaker 1 nurse? Like they'd be like, we have kids and the moms take care of the kids.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm going to nurse your baby. No, you're not.

Speaker 1 Imagine the baby was like, not my brand.

Speaker 1 Give it. She's like, you're always eating salty things.

Speaker 1 The baby's like, did you have Mexican food last night?

Speaker 1 I mean, it probably differs a little, but no, all the babies can eat. Oh, okay.
So babies are eating.

Speaker 1 You're fucking connected to this baby.

Speaker 1 So at first they're like, oh, our bad. That's the IVF place.
Yeah, they're like, we're going to start doing the legal things to switch it back.

Speaker 1 Because you can't just immediately switch it back, right?

Speaker 1 So, because they legally owned those babies, right?

Speaker 1 No. No, I'm knocking on that door and being like,

Speaker 1 so cookie exchange. No,

Speaker 1 it wasn't a cookie exchange because they felt they each felt so connected to their babies.

Speaker 1 So it was very hard. Oh my gosh.
So they, because imagine,

Speaker 1 imagine you have Daphne for two weeks. Yeah.
Someone saying you had to do someone in my perspective. That's actually the baby that I was supposed to have.

Speaker 1 And they were, they're like, that's, we got it wrong. No, I'm now.

Speaker 1 That's my baby. I'm learning Asian culture.
I'm doing the things.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they decide to do this kind of co-parenting thing where like every day they see the babies to like. Well, that's unsustainable.
Well, yeah, so after a couple years,

Speaker 1 it's been like five years and now

Speaker 1 oh yeah there's older siblings so they had to be like your

Speaker 1 your younger brothers, not your younger brother. But apparently.

Speaker 1 So now respective children live in respect like their biological yeah now they see each other weekly but like it's crazy because we're not moms so we don't know that initial phase but like the nights you spend with this baby also like i don't know how that person's been raising my baby this is so off-brand i really wonder what were the dads doing nothing like where were the dads in this apparent situation

Speaker 1 because it had to have been both moms were like

Speaker 1 looking at like each baby one night and we're just like I don't know dads definitely didn't notice or they did and they were like What Asian man were you fucking?

Speaker 1 Also, yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't more drama, drama-like discourse. Imagine, like, someone was just like, I did cheat on you, and it's just like, not a thing, whatever.

Speaker 1 Um, I wonder if they're gonna tell how they're gonna tell

Speaker 1 the kids

Speaker 1 what happened, like, when they're old enough to be able to do it. So, this is the crazy thing, and I'm not trying to fear-monger, but obsessed with fear-mongering.

Speaker 1 Apparently, this happens all the time, but the only time people know is when it's a different race. I have to hold space for that.

Speaker 1 That, I wonder truly, how often

Speaker 1 apparently there's like not a lot of regulation.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I have always heard when you give birth, like, you know, when they take your baby to like clean it up or all the stuff that like you do not let it go by itself. Because they fumble it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because all babies look the same.

Speaker 1 I have a feeling because like manifesting like when we have our own. They're going to switch our babies at birth.

Speaker 1 when we are ready to have babies, I just have this feeling that, like, we're also going to be in labor at the same time. And so, like, we're going to rent like a house type situation.

Speaker 1 It's not the real world to have them, and the doctors will come to us, and it'll be like a makeshift hospital. It's not a laser girl that comes to your home.
I want it to be private.

Speaker 1 I want it to be the equivalent of flying private when I give birth. Like, I don't want anyone around.
Are you going to have a surrogate?

Speaker 1 No, not like initially, but if I had to at some point have a surrogate, I would.

Speaker 1 Crazy time laughing. I heard the first one's the hardest, though.
I feel like after the first one, the rest just like drop out of your post. No, I want to carry at least one.
Just for the experience?

Speaker 1 Just for the experience. Just for the experience.
But then I feel like, how do you say

Speaker 1 how do you say to like that kid that you didn't carry? Like, yeah, I was over it.

Speaker 1 You go, mommy. Sorry.
Mommy did enough. I I personally, people will be like, actually, no one's asked me, but if someone did and was like, are you afraid of having a baby?

Speaker 1 I know in my heart of hearts, I'm going to shoot that baby. No, I feel like you're going to be so good.
I'm going to do it standing up.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to do it like people are afraid of doing it in the cab. I'm doing it in the cab.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm literally going to be like,

Speaker 1 I'm going to use all my claws. No, I think you're going to be so good at giving birth.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Like, you know what I was like, oh, it took me 19 hours.
19 minutes.

Speaker 1 19 minutes. I'm going to be competitive about it.
I'm going to be in there and being like, this has got to be some type of record. I do.
You're going to make people look up statistics and stats.

Speaker 1 I want to be the alona mayor of. Yeah, you're going to be looking up people's times.

Speaker 1 You're going to be like, maybe you. Also, you know, some girls are like demure about everything, like how they eat and like how they laugh.
I feel like some girls try to be demure having a baby.

Speaker 1 They're like getting their makeup done. They have makeup done.
They're lying there. Like their husband's in the room and they're like,

Speaker 1 I'm pushing.

Speaker 1 I'm literally going to be like, woo!

Speaker 1 Okay, two things that I think are off-brand for me. Well, one, not so much.
First thing, don't want my husband in the room. See ya.
Get out of here. I really don't.
I want him to see my pain.

Speaker 1 I want him to lock eyes with me the entire time. I don't feel my soul and the struggle I'm going through.
I only want my mom.

Speaker 1 Well, yes. Mom, did you have dad in the room?

Speaker 1 Why? Did you know my mom didn't have my dad in the room?

Speaker 1 It was like a connecting thing.

Speaker 1 Did you let him see it come out?

Speaker 1 And that's two types of girls. And I think I was elevated after that.
My mom. Because you guilt-tripped him.

Speaker 1 He thought you were like a superhero. My mom did it in such a giggly squad.
coded way. She they never put you under to have a C-section.
They put her under. They're like, why don't you take a nap?

Speaker 1 You're annoying.

Speaker 1 But no, she was like really sick. So she was like put under when when they took me out.
She was sick. And I feel like...
She was like,

Speaker 1 I'm sick. I feel like that's so me.
Like, I had no idea what was going on. And then all of a sudden, they just like lifted me out.
And I was like, this is fine.

Speaker 1 That's truly who I am at my core.

Speaker 1 Like, there was no stress on me for my own birth. Like, I wasn't crying.
I wasn't like fighting my way out. Like, I was literally lifted out,

Speaker 1 laid in a different spot. And I was like, yes.
See, I probably had like a weird head angle because it came out weird and there was just like stuff.

Speaker 1 They did try to put a hat on me and I immediately started freaking out. You're like, I'm not into accessorizing.
I was like, I'm not wearing this hat. I like got my fingers stuck on.

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Speaker 1 I watched the substance over the weekend. Do you need to hold space?

Speaker 1 I want nothing to do with it. I'm not holding space.
I'm not.

Speaker 1 I hate it. Well, because it was artistic.
I hated it. It was artists.
I hated it. Tell me everything.
What are your thoughts? I'm obsessed with Demi Moore. I love her.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with Margaret Qualy. I think they're great actresses.

Speaker 1 I'm really surprised that two really huge names signed on to do this movie because I thought the story of it, very different, very like so pertinent to like our life and culture.

Speaker 1 I just felt like it took a turn into like a horror movie that I was not expecting it.

Speaker 1 I thought it was going to be a little more nuanced of like, first of all, you know how you have like your delusions of like you're a Michelin star chef, you're like a pop star, you can do all these things.

Speaker 1 Yes. Not delusions.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 1 They had no lines.

Speaker 1 I could have been an Oscar award-winning actress in that movie. They had no lines.
They didn't talk. It was facial expressions.
It was,

Speaker 1 I just felt like it could have gone more,

Speaker 1 like made you really think, which I think it did, but I just wasn't expecting it to be as gory as it was. And I can't watch, I really can't watch stuff like that.
Yeah, it was, it's funny.

Speaker 1 I liked it because it was so unrealistic, gory.

Speaker 1 Like, I can't watch realistic, like

Speaker 1 war movies when they're like cutting off someone's arm. I'm out.
I'm out. Like a second they put a leather strip in someone's mouth, I'm out.
What?

Speaker 1 You know, they make them bite down on stuff because they're like removing like someone's limb. I'm out.

Speaker 1 I'm out. I know the song is.
Oh, it's a torture. Yeah.
Cause a torture. But when it's so unrealistic, I'm like, this is fucking funny.
I mean, like, she got out of her body.

Speaker 1 Like, it was just too much. I feel like it was the kind of thing where, like, it was missing something.
Like, I wanted

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 1 And, but apparently, people either love it or like despise it. I honestly, I felt the same way with what's the other one everyone loved.

Speaker 1 The jiggable.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I love Saudana. I loved it, even though it was ultimately about

Speaker 1 just what men will do for real estate. My TV and movie taste, I like it girly.
Yes,

Speaker 1 pretty. Yeah, well, I'm happy that you even did the substance.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone wanted to watch it, and I was like, I feel like it is.

Speaker 1 Yes, I do love Demi Moore. I haven't seen, I feel like I haven't watched Demi Moore in like a lot of movies.
The interesting thing is, like, she's beautiful in it. Gorgeous.
And I guess some of the

Speaker 1 lessons from the movie was first, like, it could always be worse which I hate that

Speaker 1 to be like oh yeah your life sucks well it could be worse and never made me feel better than the concept of like

Speaker 1 would you rather look weird but not old yeah or look just old well I think it like the ultimate message which I don't I feel like it came across for women because we just like always experience this but like truly when you hit a certain age or a certain part of your life like you really are a second thought as like a woman.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like people will say you, you're like invisible, like you don't get noticed, which sounds so peaceful.

Speaker 1 Yeah, truly. Every time you walk outside, you're not like trying to like not get kidnapped.
I can't wait. I feel like I'm always people are always in trying to kidnap me.

Speaker 1 Even though you've never been kidnapped once.

Speaker 1 I've had some close calls. I've had some close calls.
No, but just like you said earlier about how like you love that you don't know what like the pop culture is right now sometimes.

Speaker 1 There's like a peacefulness of getting older where you're like i don't need to be in this like rat race you guys are in of like comparing and popularity and whatever there's like a beautifulness but like demi more in the movie was like sad about it you know like she is just like thought of differently which i get that because i feel the same way even being in our early 30s like once you get married or once you have a baby like people think of you differently no i'm literally so scared once you start getting pregnant and stuff it's like then you are this you're just like this mature.

Speaker 1 You're supposed to have it all together. You're supposed to be more mature.
Yeah, and also as performers, like touring and if I want to be in movies or something, like you're pregnant. Right.

Speaker 1 Like, not to bring back the movie, but it's like, I can't let you in the club, bitch. You're pregnant.
I want to fuck the shit out of you.

Speaker 1 But you old and pregnant. Perfect example.
Like, you can't come to the club anymore. You're a mom.
You're beautiful, but bitch, you're pregnant.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's a, that's like, it's like sad, kind of.

Speaker 1 Okay, next thing I want to talk about, did did you see, this was like, I don't know, maybe because I'm re-watching Gossip Girl, so I'm like so in that mindset.

Speaker 1 Did you see Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple make her debut? Like such Blair Waldorf debutante ball. It looked like a movie.
So it was a debutante ball, first of all.

Speaker 1 Second of all, I didn't know that was legal. A debutante ball.
I thought we'd moved on with that we had debutante ball.

Speaker 1 But I understand there's like high society things that are happening.

Speaker 1 With a debutante ball. I didn't even know it was a thing.
I'm not quite sure exactly what it is. It's literally telling the world you're a woman.
Which not necessary.

Speaker 1 So name my business. I also heard none of the boys that were there were also socialites, but no one gave them attention.

Speaker 1 That's so crazy you say that. Didn't see one of them.

Speaker 1 It was like boys and girls at dates. But there's something creepy about it.
I think it's creepy. I knew you would say that, but there's something.

Speaker 1 I like it because there's some.

Speaker 1 I love like a period piece so there's something like I'm watching it as like fiction see I see it as like these girls that have so much for them but you're like she's pretty and she's brighter again married one day girls used to get married off at 16 at nine why

Speaker 1 why are we celebrating this culture Why are we celebrating that? I just liked watching looking at their dresses. Yeah, they can wear dresses whenever they want.

Speaker 1 It doesn't have to be a debutante ball where the parents are like, look at my daughter who's had her period for a couple of years now and is finally ready to and has and has her baby.

Speaker 1 When your daughter comes to me because she really wants to be in the Wall. She's not going to Ampere.

Speaker 1 She's not going to Ampage. Do not

Speaker 1 go to Amp Page.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 she has to be more of an Epo baby to get into the Debutante ball. It's also literally just an Epo baby party.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They need a space where they feel safe. They know, you know what? If that's their space, they need a space.
Let them have their space. They want to be in a castle in Paris, you know?

Speaker 1 That's where they've chosen to have their space. I want to see a Nepo baby like survivor episode.
Like, I don't want to see all the Nepo babies.

Speaker 1 I'm surprised there's not some type of TV show where it's like, let's round up all the Nepo babies. Let's talk to them, see what they're doing, see what's going on.

Speaker 1 I don't want to see the Nepo babies at a debutante ball that their parents all paid for. I want to see them trying to survive on an island with no food or

Speaker 1 yeah, I want the drama in the Nepo baby world. What Nepo babies don't like other Nepo babies? What's like the hierarchy of Nepo babies?

Speaker 1 Like, are they like, you're just like a famous doctor's daughter? Like, we don't care. I'm Brad Pitt's son.
Like, you know, like, I want to know what their drama is.

Speaker 1 But you know what, Nepo babies I feel a little bad for? Not to be controversial right now.

Speaker 1 But with the society of like, one day celebrities are cool, the next day they're canceled, the next day they're the greatest, the next day they're the worst. Like, as a Nepo baby, like,

Speaker 1 for example, like Johnny Depp, yeah, like, he's the greatest of all time, and

Speaker 1 Lily Rose is like the shit.

Speaker 1 And then, like, he's in this horrible trial, and like, she didn't ask for that, but then she has to deal with the repercussions of that, yeah, or like these old guys who say something stupid,

Speaker 1 and it's like you have to be associated with your dad, who's right, like, but think about, like, okay, if your mom was famous and someone was coming at her, you would be like, and now I'll kill you.

Speaker 1 Well, it is kind of like

Speaker 1 you would defend. You would be fine to be in

Speaker 1 a way to defend my mom. Olivia Jade's another example of like Nepo Baby.
It's not her fault. Right, it's not her fault.
That her mom want, that she was dumb.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with Olivia Jade, and I'm obsessed with Aunt Becky. Who's Aunt Becky? Olivia Jade's mom.
Oh, I didn't really watch Full House. What did you do on Friday nights when it was TGIF?

Speaker 1 Like, how old were you in middle school? It was like Boy Meets Worlds, Full House. I was going and renting, like, a movie movie from a local like Blockbuster.

Speaker 1 No, we didn't have Blockbuster in Park Slope. We had like Space Games.

Speaker 1 When you were younger, what was the when you would go to the rent a movie? Like, you know, you'd go through a phase where you'd rent the same movie every single time. What was like yours?

Speaker 1 Oh, we got a good question. Space Jam.
You seem like a Space Jam girl. I love Space Jam.
We also watched like Power Rangers. I like went through a Power Rangers was county.

Speaker 1 I did like Spice Girls. Power Rangers.
Like,

Speaker 1 that was cool. Yeah, the pink one.
I'm kind of blanking. I realized I like blacked out my childhood in that moment.

Speaker 1 I have some documentary updates. Are you okay? Because they're like really intense.
No, I'm okay. Are you going to start with the John Benet Ramsey one? I wasn't going to, but it's a different one.

Speaker 1 Okay. I want you to because I don't want to watch it.
Okay. Yeah.
No, perfect. You don't have to.
Okay, great. Okay, so.

Speaker 1 The crazy thing about John Bonet Ramsey is that there's not actually a good documentary out about her recently. So I was very excited when this came out.

Speaker 1 What we're learning in this society is everything we watch, all the media we consume is biased. And it's by someone who's trying to get you to think a type of way.

Speaker 1 So we have to be smart when we're being fed information.

Speaker 1 We have to ask questions. We have to ask questions.
So the documentary, the dad was in it the whole time. Talking.
Talking. And

Speaker 1 is he still married to the mom? She's dead. Oh.
Of cancer. Oh.

Speaker 1 Recently? Not recently. Okay.
But

Speaker 1 they basically didn't bring up that it was ever the brother. Like it wasn't even brought up that it was the brother.
And they leaned into it was an intruder.

Speaker 1 And as someone who doesn't know the case that much, I was like, okay, obviously it's an intruder.

Speaker 1 And they just made it sound like the police the whole time were like, it's the parents because they like, you know, when police decide something and then they don't want to look stupid.

Speaker 1 But then this guy kept

Speaker 1 like the DNA wasn't matching anyone. To the point that I was like, can we recheck the DNA? Yeah, why are they? They kept finding people being like, it's this person, it's that person.
There was

Speaker 1 foreign semen of a boy of a man, which is why I'm confused. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh because it's not funny.
No, but the phrase foreign semen isn't that. No, whose foreign semen is it?

Speaker 1 And I feel like in DNA days, I'm like, let's figure it out. Also, it's not like this happened in the 70s.
Like,

Speaker 1 no, I know. But they could run the DNA.
They could run it then. Like, I don't get it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but they basically, like, so many people they've thrown in, and the DNA doesn't match to the point that I'm like, I've seen enough documentaries. Someone's DNA needs to fucking match.

Speaker 1 And then they, there were like ropes and there's, there's so many things that DNA could have been on. And I'm like, what's going on? It feels like someone's being covered for something.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 But anyway, you watch it and you're like, okay, it was definitely an intruder. And they just don't know who the intruder was.
And then there's all these crazy guys that call in and go, it was me.

Speaker 1 Because they're like these pedophiles that are obsessed with John Bennett. Like they they have shrines of her and stuff because she's, it's like a thing.

Speaker 1 And people are like, You're a pedophile, but you didn't murder John Bonet Ramsey. So don't try to like get famous off it.
Oh my God, that's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Speaker 1 So I watch it and I'm like, okay, it was an intruder. They never found it.
Like, definitely an intruder. Then, of course, I'm on TikTok.
Yeah. And they were like,

Speaker 1 it had to be the brother, and they covered it up. The only thing that I saw that, like,

Speaker 1 is how she had eaten right before she went to bed.

Speaker 1 The pineapple. Yeah, which also, like, what a weird pineapple and milk.
What a weird story. Which, that's where the law was broken.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to die. I was calling the police after that.
The police should have immediately called.

Speaker 1 Who? And they're right. How is some ice cream like a normal human? That's crazy.
Here's a very controversial, but like, the only thing I can think of,

Speaker 1 because obviously, like, this has been so many years and, like, she's dead.

Speaker 1 If you found out that one of your children killed the other child, aren't you covering it up for them, though?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 But also, like, whatever happened to just being like, a horrible accident took place. And, like.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe they obviously knew it wasn't a horrible accident. Like, if my son kills my daughter.
Oh, my God. You don't even want to say that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to cover for him. Like, I'm going to try

Speaker 1 to be my second second child. And that may be the wrong answer, but like, instinctually, that's just like where I, what I would say.

Speaker 1 The reason the brother kind of makes sense is because if you're gonna break into a house, you're not gonna

Speaker 1 sit down with a pad of paper that they pulled from the house and write a three-page letter. No, you're also not getting the fuck out of the house.

Speaker 1 You're also not staying. Yeah, you're not staying.

Speaker 1 It was found in her,

Speaker 1 like, the mom's pad. Like, he took a page out of the mom's pad, the person who wrote, whoever it is.

Speaker 1 They did say that this also could be totally wrong because this was a TikTok, but they said that, like, she'd been at the hospital multiple times because, like, Burke was aggressive and, like, had some outbursts.

Speaker 1 And if that's true, then it's like. Yeah.
But I don't know if that's true. No, I don't think we'll ever know.
I don't think we'll ever know.

Speaker 1 But Burke did not want to be involved in the documentary and they like didn't bring the burke stuff up once in the documentary which i think why did they keep doing this though because

Speaker 1 if it wasn't the son like okay if they're or like say it was the son and the parents are covering for them why do they keep doing this like we don't i don't need a documentary in another 10 years about this like let her rest like i'm so done with it

Speaker 1 i think it's because unsolved murders are make money they

Speaker 1 run the dna that's why i said run the dna actually

Speaker 1 the job I want,

Speaker 1 I mean, the Innocence Project is like an amazing organization, but I want to be that bitch that's on the computer that is like, give me every case before 1970 or 80 or whatever. I'm DNA in that shit.

Speaker 1 Imagine,

Speaker 1 gotcha, bitch.

Speaker 1 You were in the 60s.

Speaker 1 Yeah, catch it. They didn't have text messaging.
You literally could do anything. You could do anything.
You could go anywhere. If you got caught murdering in the 60s,

Speaker 1 you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser.
But I want to be that bitch that's like.

Speaker 1 Like you could change your name and no one would check, could check it. No one would know.
Like you could put yourself in the witness protection program and it not be a thing.

Speaker 1 You could literally get in trouble in one state and go to another state and they wouldn't know that you were in trouble in another state. They didn't have to do that.
No, it was insane.

Speaker 1 Nowadays, you can't, you Google one thing.

Speaker 1 You could move states, start a new life, and no one would know. And that sounds so nice.

Speaker 1 Rent a book on how to murder someone, read it, send it back, murder someone, and they'll be like, we have no idea. and return the book.

Speaker 1 And no one would even know because you put a different name, no one would know. No one would know.

Speaker 1 I want to be that bitch that, like, some murderer is like chilling in his house because he murdered someone in the 60s. And I want to be like, knock, knock, bitch.
Yeah, we ran the prince. Got you.

Speaker 1 We ran the prince. I don't, I want all those people gone.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm a policeman. I'm a policeman today.

Speaker 1 Okay, another documentary of villains. Are you aware of Kundalini yoga? You've only because of you.
Can you spell it? No. You've talked about this.

Speaker 1 I finished Breath of Fire on Max. People have to watch it, but it's basically

Speaker 1 it's crazy and

Speaker 1 watch it. Okay.

Speaker 1 The next one is the most upsetting one. Okay.

Speaker 1 It's called, what is it called?

Speaker 1 It's called the shopping conspiracy. Wait, I can't.
This is the one on Netflix. It might ruin your life if you watch it.

Speaker 1 No, that's why I haven't watched it because people are like, I'm actually disgusted. I'm like, I actually don't know how do we move forward.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So basically in the 30s, a bunch of businessmen came together and they were like, we're making light bulbs and it takes 2,500 hours.

Speaker 1 I hate the man.

Speaker 1 Hey, we're making light bulbs now. Did you know there was some wife being like, why don't you do your fucking chores instead of playing with your friends?

Speaker 1 Some made-up thing you guys keep talking about. You just fire like normal electricity.
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 1 Why don't you clean the pig pen and shut up no you're gonna be so mad at this they go okay it takes 2500 hours until this light like doesn't work anymore okay that's not good for business let's after a thousand hours make sure that this light breaks down that's how i feel about my iphone so that

Speaker 1 that's so fucked up right that's now the business model for businesses so Apple, all these people make sure that one, it breaks down after a certain amount of time. Two, it's not fixable.

Speaker 1 Or if it is fixable, it's like impossible for us to like open it and do it. So all women do is lie.
All they do is just lie.

Speaker 1 I'm getting tricked left and right. And basically, the biggest problem is, okay, so you want us to keep consuming and keep buying because products are going to break.

Speaker 1 There's no end of life cycle for these things. So we're producing more items, more fashion, more electronics than at like anything.
Ever before.

Speaker 1 Like they were talking about like sheen and like the amount of clothes that they're making is insane.

Speaker 1 And because it's cheap, you you don't care that after a couple of washes it breaks because you're like, it cost me $4. It actually was worth the wear.

Speaker 1 We don't have anywhere to put this stuff. And let's be honest, we don't know what recycling is.

Speaker 1 I don't believe that they're doing the recycling either. I don't trust them.
So they're not. Brands will just say like, this is recyclable

Speaker 1 when they're not. And then things, they basically said,

Speaker 1 Stuff has to be either put into the air, the ground, or the water.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing, specifically living in New York City, like every couple months or whatever, I'll get an email from my building being like, just a reminder, like we're a recycle, we recycle and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 But like when you see trash on the street, it's all just black bags of trash. So like how, where is the recycling? This is the thing, plastic, a lot of it is not even recyclable.

Speaker 1 So where does, where are the iPhones, the MacBooks, every, where are this things going?

Speaker 1 It's going to other countries and they're just pouring it. They're basically like Ghana is just full of clothes, like because they're just pouring clothes in their beaches.

Speaker 1 Thailand is full of laptops, and people have to go in and try to like break them down. But obviously, they're getting sick because of like the metals and shit.

Speaker 1 I have this weird thing where, like, I can't get rid of my old iPhones because I'm like, someone will try and frame me for my phone. Oh, yeah, all my laptops and iPhones I have.

Speaker 1 All my laptops and iPhones. So, you're saving the planet.

Speaker 1 I'm holding space space for you to save the planet. But

Speaker 1 all these people are making things to break, but then not coming up with like a cycle for end. They just make it and they sell it and they're like, I'm rid of it.
Yeah. But the universe is dying.

Speaker 1 Like this stuff is going into the ocean, the air, or the ground. It's not sustainable at the rate we're making products.
Right.

Speaker 1 And we're fucked.

Speaker 1 What a happy note to end the pod on. What an appropriate note to end the pot on.
I do have to say. Wait, I kind of do want to watch that one though.
I think you should. Yeah, I'm going to.

Speaker 1 It does make you want to like

Speaker 1 save the world,

Speaker 1 but like, it's definitely not going to be through plastic straws. Like, not like there's.
There needs to be a bigger overhaul.

Speaker 1 We need like government to have some like structure in place so all these huge companies can't keep like making so much stuff. Making so much stuff.

Speaker 1 And even like maybe let's make some stuff last a little longer

Speaker 1 if we're going to be creating product.

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