Giggling about beards, baby swaps, and the substance

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan.

Wait, they actually look so cool.

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Trying is believing. Sup, gigglers.
Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
We are at our new studio. Yeah, I guess it is a studio.
It's decorated in my style right now, but we will be changing it. But check us out on YouTube.
Well, honestly, because too many people were going to our studio, we didn't feel safe. We didn't feel safe.
There was one time where there was three straight men in there talking logistics logistics and i was like this is giggly squad no and we need to hold space for giggling and men take that space do you remember that time and i was like well we can't start the pod if there's three men here it's not safe but we just sat there and they're like are you guys gonna start we're like when you leave no i literally got nervous i was my shit. Or when the UPS guy came in and I was like, we will wait.

We'll wait.

You were that teacher.

You were the substitute teacher.

I'll wait.

I hated when teachers did that.

I would get so frustrated.

I feel like all your memories from school were difficult.

Let's not talk about it.

Let's not talk about it.

You guys, happy beginning of the week, I have so much shit to say. I feel like you watched a lot of things over Thanksgiving.
Yeah. I feel like I watched some Hannah things just to be able to speak to you.
I love that. You're like, just to argue.
Just to fit in. I do have to announce I did get my period.
I'm day two. Congrats.
When you're not on birth control, day two is like heavy. Monstrous.
Monstrous. Like sitting down is uncomfortable.
We're fully synced up. Like we're fully, we're one person.
We're one person now. And it's funny because you wrote, I can't do tampons.
Is your vagina too wide or too small? I don't. The canal.
How dare you? I feel like I've said this before. I can't do tampons anymore, but I'm always doing it like the first three days because I'm not.
Yeah. I'm not a monster.
You can't just free bleed. I can't just free bleed.
I was going to say you have to go to work, but you don't. But you can't free bleed.
I can't free bleed. With Daphne, Daphne's white.
Well, guess what? I free bleed now. I actually can't even do it on the first day.
Like I know that it's in there and I can sense it and I can almost feel my body like being like, get out. That's exactly how I feel about thongs.
Okay. Interesting.
Have we come to an understanding? I think we have because I'm just not. The second I wear a thong, I'm like, take it off.
I can feel it. I'm in a conversation and I'm like, do you know there's something up my butthole? And because I drink so much of my Stanley, I'm constantly peeing.
So I'm like, I'm not changing my tampon every time I pee. And I'm one of those people that has to do that.
Yeah. And so now I'm just like, I'll put toilet paper in there.
Like, I'm not, I can't do it. I'm proud of you for setting boundaries and holding space in your pussy for something

else besides a tampon.

I do have to say one thing about our friendship is you make me better aesthetically.

Because one thing about tour is, like, I have to show up and at least show that I tried.

Yeah.

Like, that's, I feel like, our understanding.

Like, you will not be upset if you saw that I put in an effort.

Yeah.

No, you were late today. And I was like, where's Hannah? And then Grace goes, she's dicing air wrapping her hair.
And I go, give her a minute. You go, let her take as long as she needs.
Let her cook. Let her cook.
Let her cook. Let that motherfucker cook.
This is also the middle of the night for us. It's 10 a.m.
It's 10 a.m also in the so we've been on tour which is chaos

this is our last week our last i love the giggler so much cannot wait for it to be done

it's not done because we keep adding you guys we're adding don't worry but it's done for 2024

but you don't have time when you come back from tour to like do normal things

so it hit me last week. What are normal things? Getting a haircut.
Talking to your family. Talking to family.
Drinking water. No, but I had like a self-care chaos day.
I had to get lasered. Because the one rule of lasering is if you don't do it the next month.
It's like a waste, yeah. So I get my laser.
I and I got my nails did all in one day all in one day it was chaos oh my gosh you did all of that yesterday yes wow but I got my period so I like I'm so excited to get lasered and I just look her in the eye and I'm like oh my god I'm like I'm corked right now yeah and if something comes out like it's a waterfall. Okay.
And she was like, it's totally fine. Yeah, they don't care about that.
Except for you, did it hurt more? Like I actually can't get laser when I have my period. I feel like I'm dealing with so much emotional pain day to day.
The physical pain is freedom for me. Because it does make you like more sensitive.
I've never said reprieve on the podcast, but it was a reprieve. It felt good.
I was, I love the pain of laser. Where are you doing? Where are you doing? Where do your areas? As you said, eyebrows down.
Are you? Eyebrows fucking down. So you're doing your underarms? Well, because I'm married to an Irish man who is a dolphin.
Yeah. And probably has blonde hair anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Literally doesn't have hair on his legs. Like stunning.
That's crazy. So you're doing underarms, legs, belly button.
Are you doing full vagina or you're just doing like bikini? Full vagina. Oh, wow.
Oh, she's here for a while. She's here for four hours.
She moves in. She's paying rent.
And I know everything about her. But we talked about we have a nail girl.
Yeah. Shout out.
She's the best. We have the same nail girl.
Her name is Jacqueline. So what we're obsessed about her is that she does not care to speak to us.
No. Actually prefers to not speak.
And what's so funny is we're on the road a lot so like we have the same conversation a thousand times like you get in the uber and you're like i don't want to talk about what we're doing and like you get to the hotel you don't have the same conversation like we actually me and you don't like chatting we're not chatters no we're not yappers we're shit talkers we are yapping all the time we're not We're not. And that's the we're not yappers.
We're shit talkers. We are yapping all

the time. We're not.
We're not. And that's the one thing, you know, when your mom was like, I'm surprised you're friends with Hannah.
I've been thinking about that. That's kept me up at night because we laughed and then I went home and I got sad.
And I said, what did she mean by that? what did she mean by that?

when I realized

no one could act like you

and me be okay And I got sad. And I said, what did she mean by that? What did she mean by that?

But when I realized I'm outgoing. No one can act like you and me be okay with it.

It's only you.

No, but this is the thing.

I'm not out here just like talking to talk.

Talking to me.

I'm not coming up to you like saying I'm asking questions when I feel appropriate.

Yeah.

That's the one thing.

If I was a yapper.

You're not just talking to talk.

You wouldn't be able to handle me. No, when you're speaking, you have things to say that are important.
I wouldn't say that. That's a reach.
I just think, you know, some people are like, I need to just like take up air with stories. At least I'm making jokes.
Yesterday I had Jacqueline over at my apartment. Obviously Daphne can't speak, but like in my head she can.
And then I was getting my Christmas tree delivered. For like 30 minutes, there were three grown adults in my home.
Not a word was said. Not a single word was said.
So this is the funny thing about us. I don't want to talk.
No. But when I can sense someone doesn't want to talk to me.
Yeah. Then you're like.
I want to talk. Interesting.
I want to talk. So I'm sitting there with Jacqueline because we got both our nails on yesterday.
Mm-hmm. And I was like, I'm going to get her to want to talk to me.
And, but it was, it's like a cat. Mm-hmm.
You can't force it. You have to look like you don't want to talk to them.
An hour in, she looked at me and she said, how was your Thanksgiving? And I said, it feels good to win. Also, there's something with Jacqueline where I feel like she abides by, like, HIPAA laws.
Yes. Because, like, when she's at your house and then she comes to mine, I'm always like, oh, you were with Hannah.
Like, just to see what she says. And then I'm like, would she get on her nails? And she was like, almost, like, didn't tell me.
She was like, oh, she, I was like, tell me what she did. Because I'm her favorite right favorite right now she was like she did pink with a little chrome and I said oh that's so much so she also like we don't have we do have a fun relationship me and Jacqueline I would know if she would say that I like the way you say her name Jacqueline Jacqueline a Jacqueline like she's on a jack-o-lantern she's from Queens so like we get each other because Des is from Queens anyway when she was leaving my initial thing to do was to like fuck with you yeah so I wanted to be like can you tell Paige that like my knuckles are smaller than hers or something and but I just felt like our relationship wasn't there yet because she would be like no and then I put her in an awkward – and I don't want to ever put Jacqueline in an awkward position.
But so badly I was like, what is something she could say that would like fuck with Paige? No, that was good. No, we should start doing more pranks and have Jacqueline be in the middle because she'd really not like it.
Speaking of hair, oh, I did get the top of my feet lasered as well oh wow so men obviously have

been doing like horrible things for the last thousand years centuries centuries yeah jacob alordi was the last one i'm so glad you're bringing this up let's hold space okay typically I'm into facial hair because a lot of men are ugly. Well, now you're bringing me to my point about beards, which I'm fucking right.
Yeah. This is what I have to say about beards.
If you're an ugly man, this is my beard. And so many of them are.
As most of them are. This is my beard theory.
If you're an ugly man, you get a beard, then you become a bearded man. Yeah.
And a bearded man. And you've gone up automatically three points.
You're a man with a beard. You look like you could fix something.
Yeah. It makes it's like makeup for men.
It's makeup for men. It gives you a little bit.
You're a man with a beard and girls could get by that. Yeah.
We've come up with a story because of your beard. We've made you more interesting in our head because you have a beard.
We're like, what's he hiding in there? Exactly. You could hide your secret family, your 17 chins, a snack.
You could hide whatever you want in that beard. And you've become a bearded man.
And we can perceive that. And that's okay with us.
When you're Jacob fucking Olorty and you have a jawline and you have a je ne sais quoi to your face when you get a beard you then go down to just a bearded man and you lose the magic when you have a fucking jawline do not get a big beard also with the long hair i know it's like a little like oh is it i'm just saying that because i think when guys do something for a role i'm okay with it oh because it's for work because it means they're like working. Yeah.
And I like when they're busy. It had like a reddish tint to it.
Oh, like a copper cowgirl? It was Hannah Burner red a little bit on the sides. I don't know what this person looks like, but this is what I envision.
He looks like he looked like Teddy Mellencamp. No, John Mellencamp, Teddy Mellencamp's dad.
That's what I think. You don't know what John Mellencamp looks like.
Neither do I. Who am I to say? But that's what I think John Mellencamp looks like.
In the 70s, that's what John Mellencamp looked like. And Chris doesn't have his computer, but we're going to put it underneath and see if I was accurate or not.
Okay. I'm going to say no, but maybe.
Who am I? Hall and Oates. He looks looks like Hall and Oates I don't know what Hall and

Oates looks like no but mom did he look my mom is here no I feel like in the 70s everyone had long hair and beard so what are the girls to do I was upset by it the comments were so funny they were like this is the moment we realized he was just tall I was upset by it but then I took a step back and I said, sometimes I a bob and I just go off and I'm like and today I have really short hair. Maybe he is also just like and you I want I've been wanting to try a beard and I'm going to try it.
But this thing when you cut a cut a bob it's a religious cultural experience. That's true.
It is incredible and him growing a beard. You're.
You're emphasizing your jawline. He's taking away.
He's covering something. What do you think his girlfriend felt? I'm sure she likes it.
What do you think about your boyfriend or girlfriend having opinions on your hair? I think it's okay for girls and it's not okay for boys. Agreed.
No, agreed. So Des made a joke and he was like, I kind of like your natural hair better.
Like I didn't marry a redhead. And I was like, how do I say in – But this is – How do I say I don't care? Feels like your natural color.
That's what I told him. Also, this is why I know he's lying.
He didn't know I was red until I told him it was red. Right.
Because he's straight. Like if we put all your different hair colors in a lineup he wouldn't be able to he's colorblind he doesn't know.
Is he actually? No but all men are colorblind that's a fact. That's a fact.
That's why they can't be pilots. That's why.
Wait can we talk about how we oh wait we already talked about it but I'm still shooketh from when we landed and then just went back up. Oh, went back up.
No, that was scary. That was really scary.
Jack Harlow. Okay, that's what I wanted to talk about next.
So my mom is here who's a jazz singer. Mom, you had opinions.
On Jack Harlow singing Elvis? He couldn't sing. He couldn't – She said he couldn't sing.
Oh, my God. Wait.
See, this is why. I waited for it to get good and never got good.
This is why men are so good at tricking us because I thought like, oh my God, he's so good at it. This is the thing.
It's the bare minimum and it's so right. Imagine like Ice Spice.
Yeah. Singing jazz.
She would have been critiqued insanely. If you can, go for it.

Like if she tried to sing like Whitney Houston. Well, if she just went on stage, yeah, and tried to sing, everyone would be like, she can't sing.
And I don't even know what she sounds like, but it wouldn't be critiqued. That man, he has a good tone.
Like I like his tone, but I don't think he was hitting notes. Like opposite of me, I hit notes, don't have a tone.
I'm not even musically inclined enough to know, except for you, when something sounds bad. Did we start the battle cry challenge or was that happening? I don't even know what you're talking about.
Everyone's trying to hit the note on TikTok now. No, I truly feel like we started that.
I feel like it wasn't really a thing. Did you see Sabrina Carpenter do it and she was almost like surprised that she did it.
Yeah, it was adorable. It was adorable.
Also, apparently Sabrina and Barry broke up. Good.
As they should. Yeah, I wasn't really into them as a couple anyway.
No, no, no. Like I was in the beginning for like the first week and then I was over it.
When your first love song about him is about Don't Embarrass Me, you know where it's going. Yeah.
Here's the thing about Jack Harlow. I'm like kind of off him.
Why? I just like I've been really taking into account like men's ages and anything under my age. I'm like, you're a fetus.
You don't even exist in the world. Have you ever paid taxes? I was talking about how there's a certain age you hit as a woman where it starts being fun again to be with a young guy because it's like you're like oh I could boss him around and teach him stuff and like everything's new to what age is that I think when I hit when Des dies or when I'm around 48 I was gonna say like 44 then it's like that's actually amazing because I feel like that will coincide with our facelifts yes but then I'm upset if Des will never see my facelift yeah he'll be there in spirit okay he's gonna be alive in 10 years if I was Des and I listened to us I'd be so mad we make him 85 I feel like occasionally he does listen to Giggly Squad but he doesn't tell me like he doesn't check in every now and then to just make sure we haven't gone too far he's just like needs to know the temperature the girl's okay are the girls okay if we're talking about men, which we are, this is my note.
I wrote John Summit, question mark, question mark, question mark. I don't get what's going on.
You don't know who it is. No, I know who it is, but I don't understand the lore.
What is the lore? All I know is that he – First of all, he's a DJ. He's a DJ, but he's an example of someone that like – he made me feel old, even though I think we're actually like the same age, because on TikTok, he's in his 30s.
I think so. It felt like everyone knew who John Summit was and like John Summit's been famous for years.
It feels like everyone knows who John Summit is except John Summit. No, I think he believes his own hype, too.
Well, this is my thing. I arts is he like an insanely talented DJ I could never tell if someone was an insanely talented DJ or not has there ever been an insanely talented DJ that's the question I understand if you're like making your own beats but if you're literally just playing the most popular songs back to back my cat can do that I mean if it's a girl dj obviously she's talented but boy dj is boys music's not for boys no this is so funny you say that because every time i see zandra come up on my tiktok and she's doing something i'm like i've never met her i've never met her but i'm so proud of her also girl djs are cool they're like girl stand-ups because you know that she works they have to deal with like the men late at night and they're like excuse me I'm trying to make I'm trying proud of her.
Also, girl DJs are cool. They're like girl stand-ups because you know that they have to deal with, like, the men late at night.
And they're like, excuse me, I'm trying to mix stuff. I'm trying to do my art.
Yes. Yeah.
But I do have to say, John Summit, I know that, like, he had, like, a thing with Ashton Earle or whatever. And if that's what's giving him, like, popularity, then I'm more upset because I don't want guys to be empowered because they were associated with a cool girl you could just say I don't want guys I don't want his career being lifted because he I don't she let him touch him I'm not sure if it I'm sure obviously like people found out who he was more because of her but I don't think I think it think it was mutual.
And also right now I'm doing it. Like I'm giving John Summit more attention.
You're giving him a platform. I'm giving him a platform.
And like for all I know. You're giving him a seat at this flower table.
For all I know he's the sweetest man ever. I'm just saying what are we missing? Yeah.
Where's Grace? I'm not sure. Because she's of that age.
Grace. She's working she's like i'm working someone has to work in this business no here's what i don't want i don't want a man he should use a beard he could use john that is okay that is the man that needs a beard i don't ever want a man to be in vegas and posting instagram stories about how much fun he's having in Vegas ever no matter

what your profession is what are you overcompensating for if you're having fun in Vegas you could be hired by the city of Las Vegas to talk about how great Las Vegas is and I'm still upset wait do you remember swipe ups yeah sad make it rest in peace swipe up I just I'm sorry like I've like for example Benson Boone

who the fuck is that

Benson Boone is the guy at the VMAs that jumped off the piano and did a backflip and hit the note. Wait, let me say one thing.
You know when you were younger and you would say something and your parents would be like, I have no idea what that is. And you'd be like, oh my God.
The leaders are like, don't. And I was always really scared to get to that age of like where I was like, I don't know what the kids are talking about.
I love it. I actively love, I feel better than people.
Maybe that's why I'm coming for John Summit because I don't get it and it's making me feel old. Being in a group of people talking about a celebrity or a pop star and me coming in and being like, I have no idea who you're talking about.
I feel better than all those people. I'm like, sorry, I'm in the real world.
Tell me when you're talking about Whitney, Justin or Nelly, okay? Doing real world things. I don't have time for your made up celebrities.
Also, let's talk about how Gen Z has just like they make up celebrities. Well, everyone's famous in Gen Z culture.
Everyone's famous in Gen Z. Everyone can get canceled in Gen Z.
Everyone like they have no. No one's safe from anything.
They have no structure. They have no hierarchy.
That's their problem. They have no A-list celebrities, B-list celebrities, C-list.
Like, there's no structure to Gen Z celebrity-ism. And it's too much.
It's too much. It gives you whiplash.
Everyone has the same name. Gracie Abrams, that's the same name as someone else.
I've known about her. But it's not her.
Like, do you know what I mean? Gracie Abrams and john summit same person same person oh my god and i'm like who are either of them wait they are they are well can someone message in because like i don't want to completely bash like a man trying to do his best and working even though it's in vegas and whatever he's doing what is the reason what is the reason um No, DJs have definitely – shout out to DJs because they've really taken a profession that everyone has shit on for so many years and stuck to it. And they've doubled down and they've stuck with it.
My personal thing with DJs is I dated a jazz musician. As we all know, Jazzy John.
Back in the forget him one of my first loves one of my many first loves and he would go to restaurants for three hours and perform jazz when I say perform jazz I mean you have an instrument that you've been training for years to play and you're riffing like jazz is like he's just listening to what the people I don't even know what he's doing but he's yeah he's making it up on the spot like they they're going on so it's incredible and they're getting paid a hundred dollars then you have djs who are pressing a button for three hours and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars there's just a discrepancy there that i felt bad like we went to a party in the hamptons yeah And he was standing there and the guy was just like playing off his laptop. And he was like, that guy's probably getting paid like $5,000, $10,000 tonight.
Should we do a DJ lesson? Maybe. I mean, I could do it right now with my laptop.
I mean, I do have to say shout out to my playlist. It's basically the annoying friend who wants the aux cord all the time.
Yeah. To be a DJ, you have to be delusional.
That you think your music tastes. People should pay for it.
Yeah. Where it's just like you just took the top 100 songs from a specific year and you put them all together.
Also, like you're playing music that other people made. Right.
Well, that's the big thing. That would be like if at Giggly Squad we went on stage and we just said a bunch of jokes that other people have made.
We put them together really well. No, we went on Netflix, cut up a bunch of Netflix specials that aren't ours and just played them on TV.
It was like, this was funny, right?

And I understand. Wait, that's so true.
I understand DJs like to party

and they like to be out there and they

like to feel like they're bringing energy, but you

fist bumping is not bringing energy. Well, here's

the thing with that, why we also don't connect

with DJs is because I

would assume that all DJs

get energy from other people.

Like that fills their cup up. I'm going to be honest.
We couldn't be more opposite of that. Theyjs get energy from other people like that fills their cup up i'm gonna be honest we couldn't be more opposite of that they're getting energy from drugs they're pushers they push people they're like my son's at 2 a.m nothing good happens at 2 a.m so it's the holiday season and i'm running out of inspiration to get cool fun beautiful gifts for the holidays and this happens every year but now i have pinterest and i'm so excited to do a little searching and a little shopping in this special segment presented by pinterest and acast creative i'm like i'm a true millennial like i've been obsessed with pinterest since the day that it came out i've never found inspo the way i can find it on Pinterest.
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Oh, I do need to do a shout out for talking about influencers. This girl posted the funniest TikTok that was basically like how influencers, There's, I'm totally fine if you have a bad breakup with your boyfriend.
Mm-hmm.

But if you've been pushing down people's throats how perfect and amazing your relationship is to make people jealous for even two months, I don't give a fuck. About your 50-part series.
about 50 part series. Because you tried to.
I'm about to do a 50 part series about how you inflicted pain on me. Yeah, you gaslit me.
If you gaslit me and pretended your relationship was perfect. Because I'm fine if you're lying to yourself.
Don't lie to everyone. Yeah.
Lie to yourself. You're trying to make other people feel bad by posting you guys making out in a picnic and then commenting.
If you're commenting on each other's post romantic things, like I'm sorry. Seek help.
But also like when y'all break up. I know people are like, tell us what happened.
Actually, I know. No.
I feel like I'm such an advocate of like not posting your boyfriend on your own social media. Yeah.
Because one day you guys are going to break up. Sorry.
You are. It's basically like the friend who like sits down and she's like tries to make you jealous every day about how cute her boyfriend is.
Like a one-upper. Yeah.
And then the next day she's like, you know, he treated me like absolute shit the whole time. You're like, I hold space for that and I feel bad.
I love that holding space has become such a freaking thing now. I hold space for that.
It's different when it's like a friend and it's like a personal thing. But when you've been using your relationship, I do like that you monetize it and use it for likes.
But when you're using it to make other girls feel bad about their relationship and then you want them to hold space for you that you've been lying the whole time, let's start off with apology. Yep.
Let's apologize for the lying. Also, let's stop lying.
Right. You trying to make your relationship look good on Instagram for other people hurts them and hurts you.
Just don't post it in general. You can post it, but post the fighting.
Post the fight. Post and be like, we, he, I hate this man.
Yeah. No.
It's just there's, the internet is lies. Well, it's a lot of emotional drama that like you're not privy to and you have to like get in the headspace of like, oh, and now we hate this man because I'm about to watch 30 parts of like the worst things ever.
So it's a lot of admin for us because I'm like, well, yesterday we were like obsessed. We were waiting for you to get engaged.
And now we're like, we hate him. So it's a lot of catch up.
I'm also not supportive of the Gen Z trend of I'm trying to go viral for your own people. No, I have to call them out because they they don't have more mature people in their life who've messed up in this capacity.
Don't try to get attention from rage bait. Don't rage.
Don't try to be like, OK, this is going to go viral because I'm going to say something so fucked up a guy's done to me. Guys have done very fucked up things to me.
I don't need to say it in public. Yeah, because I don't need that attention.
I think we're in a we're in an area where becoming viral is like proving a conspiracy theory or like proving something that like everyone once loved is actually really bad. Like it's like finding some like hidden truth.
Fear mongering. It's fear mongering.
I don't like the word mongering. I know.
What is a monger? It makes me uncomfortable. I'm going to go mong.
I don't love it. So, yeah, I agree.
And it's, like, really stressful. Like, there was a girl, like, making a TikTok about, like, some club in New York City.
And it was just, like, it was the worst club. And it was actually sex drive.
And I was like, oh, my God, I think I've gone to that club. Is that really what was happening? Yeah.
And then people, like, commenting being, like, what are you talking about? Like, it just closed talking about like it just closed down like it's not like some so it's just like so many different let's go back to the simple of like the energy you put out in the world is the energy you get back whatever happened to like when a guy fucks with you you give him and you put ham on his car like whatever happened to that whatever happened you've never heard that if you put is it ham or bologna like you throw it if you put bologna on a car it takes the pain off i've never done it but i've heard i love when chris goes to his phone to be like what the fuck are they talking is that some italian no thing no i think like girls like talked about it in high school eggs eggs how do you know that it's a ham and cheese wait grace you were gone why do people like john summit she was like don't get me involved yeah she's like hr hr but um no what i'm begging for h tour and we're just like, nope. Whatever happened to like you find out a guy's an asshole and you go, okay, he now has no access to me.
And I'm never talking to him again. And he can't fuck with me.
And he's not a part of my life. And he could watch me go be more successful than him.
What happened to that? What happened to silence? Truly. What happened to everyone just, I don don't know shutting the fuck up there's this comedian named i believe it's dana dana donnelly yep she's hilarious and i sent her video to ken urich because i felt like ken needed i'm like ken's older sister um that she didn't ask for anything kennedy does i'm like it's fine just going through something okay so she goes dana said the opposite she goes tell everyone any everything all the time so you're never a target for blackmail and i feel like that's how ken urich lives her life there moment.
Wait, actually, I think this is like when I became obsessed with Kennedy. This is years ago.
Someone was trying to blackmail her like in 2020. And I remember her making a TikTok being like, you're not blackmailing me.
This is what it was. And I remember being like, oh my God.
I can't believe blackmail is a real thing. One thing I do stand by, and one thing about me, I will say, I've made mistakes.
I've never lied. Yeah.
I've never not told the truth. Call me crazy.
Don't call me a liar. If I don't owe you anything, I'll lie right to your face.
So this is the thing with saying everything on the internet is, yes, no one can blackmail you, but. At what cost? At what cost? No.
Some of the things that some girls say on the internet, I'm like, you'd have to waterboard. You would have to physically hold me down.
You're so right. To get that information out of this little body, you'd have to torture me.
But that's why the internet's fucked up right now because half the internet is lying. Yeah.
And pretending there's something they're not. The other internet is telling too much.
It's too much. It's too much.
So we have to find a happy medium again because the internet is full of lies and too much and people exposing themselves.

Love and light and like not being ashamed of who you are.

Some people should have a small percentage of shame.

Just like a little baby bit of shame and what's the other word I'm looking for?

Self-respect.

Bring it back. Bring back self-respect bring it back bring back self-respect okay speaking of babies my mom who's in the room actually told me the most insane ivf story okay it was on the new york times when my real new york times when my mom sends it from the new york times it's a real new y Times.
A written article from the New York Times. A written article.
So this couple does IVF, gets their baby, and their baby's perfect. Basically, a couple weeks in, they're like, why is it? Brand new fresh baby.
Fresh. It's fresh.
Out of the womb. She carried it? Yes.
She's pregnant. Okay.
A couple weeks in, they're like, that's's an asian baby stop like at first they were like they didn't know and then they were like that is an asian baby now there's nothing wrong with asian babies unless you in fact are not asian they were spanish and italian and jewish okay with an asian baby and they love this baby're like, This is not our baby. This is not our baby.
So they go to the adoption agency. No, not adoption.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
Because my mom's here listening to me retell a story she told me I can't do it. Like, you know when someone's, like, I feel.
You're at school. I'm so scared right now.
You're taking a test. I'm so scared right now.
How was your listening comprehension? Not good. She'd shake her head before it was started.

Yeah.

She's like, no, not necessarily.

Okay, so she goes to the IVF people.

She could never be on Giggly Squad because Giggly Squad is built on misinformation.

In actuality.

We are spreading fear-mongering lore.

Lies.

Lies.

So they go to, I don't even know what an IVF, the clinic.

A facility.

A facility.

If you will.

A house. Yep.
Of IVF. The house of IVF.
A house of Prada. They walk in.
The couture house of IVF. The atelier house of IVF.
There's one in Paris. They're building one in Italy.
And Milan, obviously.

I went to IVF week in Amsterdam.

They're not getting invited to Tokyo.

IVF week is so hard to get into. This is our future.

So they go to the IVF place.

Yeah.

And they were like, I don't – my baby's Asian.

They were like, look what you've done.

They go, that's crazy because there's another couple that just came in who's Asian and their baby has red hair. Yeah.
And look, there's – we're not – there's no judgment going around. Yeah.
But they were like, something's off because the other people had red hair. Okay.
Right? So they're heartbroken because they find out these two families are 10 minutes away from each other. Okay.
How long have they had each baby? Two months. Two months.
So they – Wait, wait, wait. Sorry.
Question for the mom in the room. Can you breastfeed a baby that's not yours? Yes.
Oh. Do you know back then communities would like communally nurse? Like they'd like, we have kids and the moms take care of the kids.
Like I'm going to nurse your baby. Oh, you're not.
Wait, imagine the baby. Imagine the baby was like, not my brand.
She's like, you're always eating salty things. The baby's like, did you have Mexican food last night?

I mean, it probably differs a little, but no, all the babies can eat.

Oh, okay.

So the babies are eating.

They're fucking connected to this baby.

So at first they're like, oh, our bad.

The IVF place.

Yeah, they're like, we're going to start doing the legal things to switch it back.

Because you can't just immediately switch it back, right? So, because they legally owned those babies, right? No, I'm knocking on that door and being like, cookie exchange. No, it wasn't a cookie exchange because they each felt so connected to their babies.
So it was very hard. Oh, my God.
So they, because imagine – imagine you have Daphne for two weeks. Yeah, I knew.
You had to put it in my perspective. And someone goes, that's actually the baby that I – Was supposed to have.
And they're like, that's – we got it wrong. No, I'm now – That's my baby.
I'm learning Asian culture. I'm doing the things.
So they decide to do this kind of co-parenting thing where, like, every day they see the babies to, like. Well, that sounds sustainable.
Well, yeah. So after a couple years, it's been, like, five years.
And now. Oh, yeah.
There's older siblings. They had to be like your younger brother's not your younger brother.

But apparently.

So now respective children live in like their biological homes.

Yeah.

Now they see each other weekly.

But like it's crazy because we're not moms.

So we don't know that initial phase.

But like the nights you spend with this baby.

Also, like I don't know how that person's been raising my baby.

This is so off brand.

I really wonder what were the dads doing? Nothing. Like, what were the dads in this situation? Apparently the dads were distraught.
Because it had to have been both moms were, like, looking at, like, each baby one night and were just like, I don't think. The dads definitely didn't notice.
Or they did and they were like, what Asian man were you fucking? Also, yeah, I'm surprised there wasn't more drama like discourse. Imagine like someone was just like, I did cheat on you.
And it's just like not a thing, whatever. I wonder if they're going to tell how they're going to tell the kids what happened, like when they're old enough.
So this is the crazy thing. And I'm not trying to fear monger but i'm obsessed with fear mongering apparently this happens all the time but the only time people know is when it's a different race i have to hold space for that that i wonder truly how often well apparently there's like not a lot of regulation okay well I have always heard when you give birth, like, you know, when they take your baby to like clean it up or all the stuff that like you do not let it go by itself.
Because they fumble it. Yeah.
Because all babies look the same. I have a feeling because like manifesting, like when we have our own.
They're going to switch our babies at birth. No.
When we are ready to have babies, I just have this feeling that we're also going to be in labor at the same time. And so we're going to rent a house type situation.
It's not the real world. To have them.
And the doctors will come to us. And it'll be like a makeshift hospital.
It's not a laser girl that comes to your home. No, I want it to be private.
I want it to be the equivalent of flying private when I give birth. Like I don't want anyone around.
Are you going to have a surrogate? No, not like initially, but if I had to at some point have a surrogate, I would. Grace is dying laughing.
I heard the first one's the hardest though. I feel like after the first one, the rest just like drop out of your pussy.
No, I want to carry at least one. Just for the experience.
Just for the experience. But then I feel like how do you say to like that kid that you didn't carry? Like, yeah, I was over it.
You go, mommy. Sorry.
Mommy did enough. I personally, people will be like, actually, no no one's asked me but if someone did and was like are you afraid of like having a baby i know in my heart of hearts i'm going to shoot that baby no i feel like you're gonna be so i'm gonna do it standing up no i'm gonna do it like people are afraid doing in the cab i'm doing it in the cab yeah yeah i'm literally gonna be like be like, I'm going to use all my quads.

No, I think you're going to be so good at giving birth.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Like, you know, I was like, oh, it took me 19 hours.

No.

Give me 19 minutes.

I'm going to be competitive about it.

You're going to be in there and being like, this has got to be some type of record.

I do.

You're going to make people look up statistics and stats.

I want to be the Alona mayor of having a baby. Yeah.
You're going to be looking up people's times. You're like, maybe you.
Also, you know, some girls are like demure about everything, like how they eat and like how they laugh. I feel like some girls try to be demure having a baby.
Like getting their makeup, they have makeup done. They're lying there like their husband's in the room and they're like oh i'm pushing i'm literally gonna be like okay two things that i think are off brand for me well one not so much first thing don't want my husband in the room see ya get out of here i i really don't i want him to see my pain i want him to lock eyes with me the entire time i don't feel want him there.
And feel my soul and the struggle I'm going through. I only want my mom.
Well, yes. Mom, did you have dad in the room? Do you know my mom didn't have my dad in the room? It was like a connecting thing.
Did you let him see it come out? And that's two types of girls. My mom.
Because you guilt trippedpped him he thought you were like a superhero my mom did it in such a giggly squad coded way she they never put you under to have a c-section they put her under they're like why don't you take a nap you're annoying but no she was like really sick so she was like put under when they took me out. She was sick.
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I feel like that's so me. Like I had no idea what was going on.
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That's truly who I am at my core. When they.
Like there was no stress on me for my own birth. Like I wasn't crying wasn't like fighting my way out like I was literally laid in a different spot and I was like yes see I probably had like a weird head angle because it came out weird and there was just like stuff they did try to put a hat on me and I immediately started freaking out not into accessorizing I was like I'm not wearing this hat I like got stuck.
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I watched The Substance over the weekend. Do you need to hold space? I want nothing to do with it.
I'm not holding space. I'm not.
You hated it. I hated it.
It was artsy. I hated it.
Tell me everything. What are your thoughts? I'm obsessed with Demi Moore.
Obsessed. I love her.
I'm obsessed with Margaret Qualley. I think they're great actresses.
I'm really surprised that two really huge names signed on to do this movie because I thought the story of it very different, very like so pertinent to like our life and culture. I just felt like it took a turn into like a horror movie that I was not expecting it.
I thought it was going to be a little more nuanced of like, first of all, you know how you have like your delusions of like you're a Michelin star chef. You're like a pop star.
You can do all these things. Yes.
Not delusions. Sorry.
They had no lines. I could have been an Oscar award winning actress in that movie.
They had no lines. They didn't talk.
It was facial expressions. It was, I just felt like it could have gone more, like made you really think, which I think it did.
But I just wasn't expecting it to be as gory as it was. And I can't watch, I really can't watch stuff like that.
Yeah, it was. It's funny.
I liked it because it was so unrealistic gory. Like I can't watch realistic like murder war movies when they're like cutting off someone's arm.
I'm out. I'm out.
Like a second they put a leather strip in someone's mouth. I'm out.
What? You know they make them bite down on stuff because they're like removing like someone's limb. I'm out.
I'm out. I know the signs.
Oh, classic torture. Classic torture.
But when it's so unrealistic, I'm like this is kind of funny. I mean like she got out of her body.
Like it was just too much. I feel like it was the kind of thing where like it was missing something.
Like I wanted a little more. It was missing something.
But apparently people either love it or like despise it. Honestly, I felt same way with what's the other one everyone loved um the jacob yeah i love salt on that i loved it even though it was ultimately about um just what men will do for real estate my tv and movie taste i like it girly and like pretty yeah well i'm happy that you even did the substance like everyone wanted to watch.
And I was like, I feel like it is. Yes.
I do love Demi Moore. I haven't seen, I feel like I haven't like watched Demi Moore in like a lot of movies.
The interesting thing is like she's beautiful in it. Gorgeous.
And I guess some of the like lessons from the movie was first like it could always be worse. Which I hate to be like oh yeah your life sucks well it could be worse it never made me feel better than the concept of like would you rather look weird but not old yeah or look just old well I think it like the ultimate message which I don't I feel like it came across for women because we just, like, always experience this.
But, like, truly, when you hit a certain age or a certain part of your life, like, you really are a second thought as, like, a woman. Yeah, like, people will say you're, like, invisible.
Like, you don't get noticed, which sounds so peaceful. Yeah, truly.
Every time you walk outside, you're not, like, trying to, like, not get kidnapped. I can't wait.
I feel like I'm always, people are always trying to kidnap me. Even though you've never been kidnapped once.
I've had some close calls. I've had some close calls.
No, but they're, just like you said earlier about how like you love that you don't know what like the pop culture is right now sometimes. There's like a peacefulness of getting older where you're're like I don't need to be in this like rat race you guys are in of like comparing and popularity and whatever there's like a beautifulness but like Demi Moore in the movie was like sad about it you know like she is just like thought of differently which I get that because I feel the same way even being in our early 30s like once you get married or once you have a baby like people think of you differently no I'm literally so scared once you start getting pregnant and stuff it's like then you are this you're just like this yeah you're supposed to like have it all together you're supposed to be more mature and also as performers like touring and if I want to be in movies or something like you're pregnant right like not to bring the movie, but it's like, I can't let you in the club, bitch.
You're pregnant. I would fuck the shit out of you.
But you old and pregnant. Perfect example.
Like you can't come to the club anymore. You're a mom.
You're beautiful. But bitch, you're pregnant.
Yeah. And that's like, it's like sad kind of.
Okay. Next thing I to talk about did you see this was like i i don't

know maybe because i'm re-watching gossip girl so i'm like so in that mindset did you see chris martin and gwyneth paltrow's daughter apple make her debut like such blair waldorf debutante ball it looked like a movie so it was a debutante ball first of all second of all i didn't know that was legal a debutante ball i thought we'd moved on but i understand there's like high society things that are happening with a debutante ball i didn't even know it was a thing i'm not quite sure exactly what it is it's literally telling the world you're a woman which not necessary so don't air my business i also love that none of the boys that were there were also socialites, but no one gave them attention. That's so crazy you say that.
Didn't see one of them. It was like boys and girls, I think.
Like bad dates. But there's something creepy about it.
I think it's creepy. I knew you would say that.
But there's something. I like it because there's some.
I love like a period piece. So there's something like I'm watching it as like fiction.

See, I see it as like these girls that have so much for them, but you're like, she's pretty

and she's better to get married one day.

Girls used to get married off at 16.

Nine.

Why are we celebrating this culture?

Why are we celebrating that?

I just liked watching, looking at their dresses.

Yeah. They could wear dresses whenever they want.
It doesn't have to be a debutante ball where the parents are like, look at my daughter who's had her period for a couple of years now and is finally ready to, and has her boots grew. Okay, well, when your daughter comes to me because she really wants to be in the debutante ball.
She's not going with Aunt Paige. And you're not letting her.
She's not going with Aunt Paige. Do not go to Aunt Paige.
I'm going to secretly sign her up for the debutante ball. Well, she has to be more of an Epo baby to get into the debutante ball.
It's also literally just a Nepo baby party. Yeah.
They need a space where they feel safe too. You know what? If that's their space.
They need a space. Let them have their space.
And let it be in a castle in Paris, you know? That's where they've chosen to have their space. I want to see a Nepo baby, like, survivor episode.
Like, I don't want to see all the Nepo babies. I'm surprised there's not some type of TV show where it's like, let's round up all the Nepo babies.
Let's talk to them, see what they're doing, see what's going on. I don't want to see the Nepo babies at a debutante ball that their parents all paid for.
I want to see them trying to survive on an island with no food or. Yeah I want the drama in the Nepo baby world.
What Nepo babies don't like other Nepo babies? Oh yeah. What's like the hierarchy of Nepo babies? Yeah.
Are they like you're just like a famous doctor's daughter like we don't care. Yes.
I'm Brad Pitt's son. Like you know like I want to know what their drama is but you know what nepo babies i feel a little bad for not to be controversial right now but with the society of like one day celebrities are cool the next day they're canceled the next day they're the greatest the next day they're the worst like as a nepo baby like for example like Johnny Depp yeah like he's the greatest of all time and

Lily Rose is like the shit. And then like he's in this horrible trial.
And like she didn't ask for that. But then she has to deal with the repercussions of that.
Yeah. Or like these old guys who say something stupid.
And it's like, you have to be associated with your dad.

Right.

But think about like,

okay,

if your mom was famous

and someone was coming at her,

you would be like,

and now I'll kill you.

Well,

it is kind of like.

Like you would defend,

you would be fine to be in it

because you're like,

I'm going to defend my mom.

Olivia Jade's another example

of like,

Nepo baby.

It's not her fault.

Right,

it's not her fault. That her mom won, that she was dumb'm obsessed with elvia jade and i'm obsessed with aunt becky who's aunt becky elvia jade's mom oh i didn't really watch full house what did you do on friday nights when it was tgif like when we were in middle school it was like boy meets world full house i was going and renting like a movie from like a local.
Like Blockbuster. No, we didn't have Blockbuster in Park Slope.
We had like small businesses. When you were younger, what was the, when you would go to the rent a movie? Yeah.
You know, you'd go through a phase where you'd rent the same movie every single time. What was like yours? Oh my God, good question.
Space Jam. You seem like a Space Jam girl.
Oh, I love Space Jam. We also watched like Power Rangers.
I like went through a Spice Girls face. Power Rangers was cundi.
I did like Spice Girls. Power Rangers, like that was cool.
Yeah, the pink one. I'm kind of blanking.
I realized I like blacked out my childhood in that moment. I have some documentary updates.
Are you okay? Because they're like really intense. No, I'm okay.
Are you going to start with the JonBenét Ramsey one? I wasn't going to, but let's do it. Okay.
I want you to because I don't want to watch it. Okay.
Yeah. No, perfect.
You don't have to. Okay, great.
Okay. So the crazy thing about JonBenét Ramsey is that there's not actually a good documentary out about her recently.
So I was very excited when this came out. What we're learning in this society is everything we watch, all the media we consume is biased.
And it's by someone who's trying to get you to think a type of way. So we have to be smart when we're being fed information.
We have to ask questions. We have to ask questions.
So the documentary, the dad was in it the whole time. Talking.
Talking. And.
Is he still she's dead oh of cancer oh recently not recently okay but um they basically didn't bring up that it was ever the brother like it wasn't even brought up that it was the brother and they leaned into it was a an intruder and as someone who doesn't know the case that much i I was like, okay, obviously it's an intruder. And they just made it sound like the police the whole time were like, it's the parents because they like, you know, when police decide something and then they don't want to look stupid.
But then this guy kept like the DNA wasn't matching anyone. The point that I was like, can we recheck the DNA? Yeah, why aren't they doing that? They kept finding people being like, it's this person, it's that person.
There was foreign semen of a man, which is why I'm confused. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh because it's not funny.
But the phrase foreign semen is not lost on me. No, who's foreign semen is it? And I feel like in DNA days, I'm like, let's figure it out.
Also, it's not like this happened in the 70s. Like, no, I know.
They could run the DNA. They could run it then.
Like, I don't get it. Yeah, but they basically like so many people they've thrown in and the DNA doesn't match to the point that I'm like, I've seen enough documentaries.
Someone's DNA needs to fucking match. And then there were like ropes and there's so many things that DNA could have been on.
And I'm like, what's going on? It feels like someone's being covered for something. I don't know.
But anyway, you watch it and you're like, okay, it was definitely an intruder. And they just don't know who the intruder was.
And then there's all these crazy guys that call in and go, it was me. Because they're like these pedophiles that are obsessed with JonBenet.
Like they have shrines of her and stuff because she's it's like a thing. And people are like, you're a pedophile, but you didn't murder JonBenet Ramsey.
So don't try to like get famous off it. Oh, my God.
That's disgusting. It's disgusting.
So I watch it and I'm like, OK, it was an intruder. They never found it.
Like definitely an intruder. Then, of course, I'm on TikTok.
Yeah. And they were like.
It had to be the brother and they covered it up the only thing that i saw that like is how she had eaten right before she went to bed the pineapple yeah which also like what a weird pineapple and milk what a weird which that's where the law was broken i that I was calling the police after that

the police were immediately called

who in there

have some ice cream like a normal human

that's crazy

here's a very controversial

but like the only thing I can think of

because obviously

like this has been so many years

and like she's dead

if you found out

that one of your children

killed the other child

I'm cut Maybe they obviously knew it wasn't a horrible accident. Like if my son kills my daughter.

Oh, my God. Don't even like say that.
I'm going to cover for him. Like I'm going to try and not lose my second child.
And then maybe the wrong answer. But like instinctually, that's just like where I what I.
The reason the brother kind of makes sense is because if you're going to break into a house, you're not going to sit down with a pad of paper that they pulled from the house and write a three page letter. No, you're not getting the fuck out of the house.
You're also not. Yeah, you're not staying.
It was it was found in her like the mom's pad. Like he took a page out of the mom's pad the person who wrote whoever it is they did say that this also could be totally wrong because this was a tiktok but they said that like she'd been at the hospital multiple times because like burke was aggressive and like had some outbursts and if that's true then it's like yeah but i't know if that's true.
No, I don't think we'll ever know. I don't think we'll ever know.
But Burke did not want to be involved in the documentary. And they like didn't bring the Burke stuff up once in the documentary, which I thought was weird.
Why did they keep doing this, though? Because Netflix- If it wasn't the son, like, okay, if they're, or like, say it was the son and the parents are covering for them. Why do they keep doing this? Like, we don't – I don't need a documentary in another 10 years about this.
Like, let her rest. Like, I'm so done with it.
I think it's because unsolved murders are – make money. People are interested.
Then, like, run the DNA. That's what I said.
Run the DNA. Actually, the job I want – Yeah.
I mean, the Innocence Project is like an amazing organization, but I want to be that bitch that's on the computer that is like, give me every case before 1970 or 80 or whatever. I'm DNA in that shit.
Imagine being a murderer in the 60s. Yeah, catch me.
They didn't have text messaging. You literally could do anything.
You could do anything. You could go anywhere.
If you got caught murdering in the 60s, you're a fucking loser. You're a fucking loser.
But I want to be that bitch that's like. Like you could change your name and no one could check it.
No, no, no. Like you could put yourself in the witness protection program and it not even be a thing.
You could literally get in trouble in one state and go to another state and they wouldn't know that you were in trouble in another state. I would love to do that.
No, it was insane. When nowadays you can, you Google one thing and they're like.
You could move states, start a new life and no one would know. And that sounds so nice.
You could go rent a book on how to murder someone. Read it.
Read it. Send it back.
Yep. Murder someone and they'll be like, we have no idea.
And return the book and no one would even know. Because you put a different name, no one would know.
Yeah, no one would know. I want to be that bitch that, like, some murderer is, like, chilling in his house because he murdered someone in the 60s.
And I want to be like, knock, knock, bitch. Yeah, we ran the prince.
Got ya. We ran the prince.
I want all those people gone. Sorry, I'm a policeman.
I'm a policeman today. Okay, another documentary of villains.
Are you aware of kundalini yoga? You've only because of you. Can you spell it? No, you've talked about this.
I've finished breath of fire on max. People have to watch it.
But it's Basically, it's crazy and watch it.

Okay.

The next one is the most upsetting one.

Okay. it but it's basically it's crazy and watch it okay the next one is the most upsetting one okay it's called what is it called it's called the shopping conspiracy wait i can't this is the one on netflix it might ruin your life if you watch it no i that's why i haven't watched it because people are like i'm actually disgusted i'm like, I actually don't know how we move forward.
Yeah. So basically in the 30s, a bunch of businessmen came together and they were like, we're making light bulbs and it takes 2,500 hours.
I hate the men. Hey, we're making light bulbs now.
You know, there was some wife being like, why don't you do your fucking chores instead of playing with your friends some made-up thing you guys keep talking about electricity yeah sure why don't you clean the pig pen and shut up no you're gonna be so mad at this they go okay it takes 2500 hours until this light like doesn't work anymore okay that's not good for business. Let's after a thousand hours, make sure that this light breaks down.
That's how I feel about my iPhone. So that that's so fucked up, right? That's now the business model for businesses.
So Apple, all these people make sure that one, it breaks down after a certain amount of time to it's not fixable. Or if it is it is fixable, it's like impossible for us to like open it and do it.
All the men do is lie. All they do is just lie, lie.
We're all getting tricked left and right. And basically, the biggest problem is, okay, so you want us to keep consuming and keep buying because products are going to break.
There's no end of life cycle for these things. So we're producing more items, more fashion, more electronics than at like ever before.
Like they're talking about like sheen and like the amount of clothes that they're making is insane. And because it's cheap, you don't care that after a couple of washes it breaks because you're like, it cost me four dollars.
It actually was worth the wear. Yep.
We don't have anywhere to put this stuff. And let's be honest, we don't know what recycling is.
I don't believe that they're doing the recycling either.

I don't trust them.

So they're not.

Brands will just say like this is recyclable when they're not.

And then things, they basically said stuff has to be either put into the air,

the ground, or the water.

Here's the thing, specifically living in New York City,

like every couple months or whatever I'll get an email from my building

being like,

I'm going to go. put into the air, the ground, or the water.
Here's the thing, specifically living in New York City, like every couple months or whatever, I'll get an email from my building being like, just a reminder, like we recycle and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But like when you see trash on the street, it's all just black bags of trash.
So like how, where's the recycling? This is the thing, plastic, a lot of it is not even recyclable. So where are the iPhones, the MacBooks? Where are these things going? It's going to other countries, and they're just pouring it.
They're basically like Ghana is just full of clothes. Like, because they're just pouring clothes in their beaches.
Thailand is full of laptops. And people have to go in and try to, like, break them down.
but obviously they're just pouring clothes in their beaches. Thailand is full of laptops and people have to go in and try to like break them down but obviously they're getting sick because of like the metals and shit.
I have this weird thing where like I can't get rid of my old iPhones because I'm like someone will try and frame me. Oh yeah all my laptops and iPhones.
Yeah I have all my laptops and iPhones. So you're saving the planet.
I'm holding space for you to save the planet but i'm an

environmentalist all these people are making things to break but then not coming up with like a cycle for and they just make it and they sell it and they're like i'm rid of it yeah but the universe is dying like this stuff is going into the ocean the air or the ground it's not sustainable at the rate we're making products. Right.
And we're fucked. What a happy note to end the pod on.
What an appropriate note to end the pod on. I do have to say.
Wait, I kind of do want to watch that one, though. I think you should.
Yeah, I'm going to. It does make you want to, like, save the world.
But, like, it's definitely not going to be through plastic straws. not right like there's bigger to be a bigger overhaul we need like government to have some like structure in place so all these huge companies can't keep like making so much stuff making so much stuff and even like maybe let's make some stuff last a little longer if we're going to be creating product um we are going to

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