Giggling about snakes, security, and singing

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan.

Wait, they actually look so cool.

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Trying is believing. Sup, gigglers.
Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.

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And it's black-on-black, can't go wrong. And then Paige dropped her beta blockers hat, beta blockers, which I'm obsessed with.
Then we did a gray set, a little preppy, a little cute. And my favorite tea of all time, the Daphne and Butter tea.
We used actual photos of Daphne and Butter. And it's such a cute white baby tea wear it with jeans honestly wear it with anything and then we got like a unisex baggier astrology tea that says giggly sun hannah moon page rising and a book that says admin on it because i don't know how we haven't made that yet so go check giggly squad.com and grab some merch and this week in the newsletter we are going to put our favorite giggly squad small businesses that gigglers recommend or are run by gigglers so make sure you're subscribed to newsletter because we love to promote our small businesses this holiday season it's time to take up space to giggle today no page no i'll tell on you right now for singing in the green room popular okay look me and adele i've always felt very aligned with her adele was saying how like musicals like aren't usually her thing she like so appreciates musical theater people like she just can't imagine how they do it blah blah blah that's exactly how i feel the marketing got me like i don't think i made it clear that like i was obviously gonna see the movie like i'm gonna see it no friends who never post instagram stories crying are posting instagram stories crying so that got me intrigued but also i'm that kind of person like i don't want to cry like i'm not paying money for you to make me cry like i'm already teetering like i could cry at any second i don't want to go there see i love it as a challenge um like ozempic like going ozempic and being like i'm gonna eat through it sorry charles barclays was like I ate right through the ozempic so you want to watch wicked and not cry um well here's the thing i for whatever reason like i feel like i don't cry that much in movies because like i can compartmentalize that like it's a movie like so i feel like i like going into it already I'm like I'm not attached because I know it's a movie but sometimes like there are certain movies that

like it'll just I will like tear up I'm trying to think if I teared up in Barbie I literally

can't remember I think I did I didn't because Des was trying to sleep next to me at a hotel

and he was like why are they so high pitch he kept saying all these comments and I was like

Thank you. think i did i didn't because des was trying to sleep next to me at a hotel and he was like why are they so high pitch he kept saying all these comments and i was like you're the reason we're having this movie um anyway i had one of my delusional moments i had a delusional moment are we well no we're not in like a good headspace but we're having so much fun on tour and look let's be honest i'm a personality hire i'm trying to keep the vibes up we're fighting for our lives for vibes we are having fun on tour but like here's the thing the only part of tour that legitimately sucks is the travel like waking up day after day and going to the airport you start to feel like you're going crazy like you're living the same day over and over because our schedule is so the same well we thought we were crazy today because i'm sitting down the plane lands in la guardia like my my water literally falls off and then i'm spacing out touchdown we touchdown touch down.
We touch down. I start spacing out.
I look outside. We're in the air.
We're back up. I think I'm hallucinating or like I think I've lost my mind.
I'm like, I'm just going to stay quiet. I don't want to freak anyone out.
Then you text me. You go, what the fuck was that? And I was like, oh, no, we're both hallucinating.
The guy touched down and then went right back up in the air. I've never had that happen to me.
Apparently, it's because the winds, but he didn't even explain it. No, I've never had that happen to me.
And I immediately got scared and like looked to the dad that was sitting next to me. And he must have realized I was scared because he was like, we're just going to circle around.
Yeah, it took 25 minutes. But anyway, the reason we're bringing this up is because i don't care how old the meme is if it's funny it's funny and that's part of being a giggler we don't judge what makes you laugh as long as you're laughing someone's yum so page this weekend i don't know what started it you started doing the kanye west quote can you do it it's so good gotcha gotcha it's so good so we're doing that and then we get on stage and i say something i go gotcha and page starts dying laughing the audience like doesn't know what's going on so we're like okay this like it's not even in the zeitgeist this joke like it really just seems like we're two crazy people so then the plane the plane lands it goes back up and she goes what just happened i just wrote gotcha no i think here's like a very niche part of giggly squad live there will be times where just me and hannah are laughing and i think that's important to say or i'll say something and no one laughs and you go that was so funny because okay guys we're going to giggly squad too like we also want to have fun and so like sometimes if we're not giggling no one's giggling sometimes we do have to throw like a very inside joke to just like say hey to the other person like it's not that it's not funny it's just like we couldn't give all the context in the moment we have like powerpoint so there's structure to it but every now and then we'll try to add a tag just to make the other one laugh that like we don't normally say so it's like way funnier for us than people who are just watching anyway so before the show we're all watching wicked like promos and cynthia is doing this amazing note this war cry and when i tell you i've never seen wicked like i couldn't tell you the plot but i hear this note and everyone's freaking out.
Oh, see, I could tell you the plot. I've done my research.
Well, you went even though you slept. Like you literally went.
Yeah, so I've never seen it. I mean, I know it's about witches and it's like related to Oz.
I feel like I'm actually going to love it because I love movies with like witches and I love like pretty things and like teen nops. Yeah, I love like shit like that.
I just love it because i love i love movies with like witches and i love like pretty things and like it's fabulous yeah i love like shit like that i just love things that are successful like i love that people are saying it's like really high quality but i i the same way how like i see a michelin star chef put together a meal and i'm like i could fucking put some different things together and make a little like circle with with the sauce i could do it you just want to make a circle with green sauce and literally i went to college i could figure it out and then they're like oh orange with beef we've never seen this before so i in my head i'm like i could hit that note like fully i'm like i could hit that note and i'm gonna tell page and i'm gonna hit that note and I'm going to tell Paige and I'm going to do it on camera. I'm going to hit this note and everyone's going to be like, oh my God.
Deep down in your soul, you genuinely thought that you could hit that? I'm not speaking past tense. I still think I can hit it.
I know if you had a little bit of practice. But I think I could accidentally hit the note.
Like they say a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Every now and then.
Even a broken clock is right once a day. Maybe we do, the next time we do something that me and you are trying, maybe we get you a singing lesson.
And we give you like one hour with a professional vocalist and we see what she says if there's any potential there if she can work with that and to see if you can hit that note so we posted the video it was like a six minute video grace was laughing which was distracting to me and my vocal cords because they tighten up when i giggle also there was no warm-up we didn't like people need to factor that in and of course the sound in the room like wasn't great um yeah that was it you were pretending to be glinda and i was alphaba and we're holding each other um at one point you were getting jealous of me because you could tell my potential and that was kind of negative energy towards my vocal no absolutely and that's on me and that's on me wait i want to say one other thing about wicked i am like back in a phase and i haven't been in this phase since like 2016 where i like am obsessed with ariana grande again maybe even like 2014. I'm like back to being obsessed with her.
Well, everyone is.

I know. 16 where i like am obsessed with ariana grande again maybe even like 2014 i'm like back to being obsessed with her well everyone is i know like and i jumped on that train too and i'm actually i'm starting to like not even be mad at her hair and makeup so someone says something on tiktok that was iconic they were like with all the drama and shit going down with a Grande.
Like, remember she was so hated when she dropped yes.

And and all that stuff.

She's like,

it's so iconic that she shut all the haters up just by being so good.

No,

that's actually so fucking powerful.

I do have respect.

I'm people are separating the artists for real.

I mean,

her SNL performance.

What were people mad at her for? she stole that man's husband i mean i could have believed it but no she did not steal a man's husband she stole spongebob from she stole that man's husband or she stole that woman's husband with a newborn child what has been cute is seeing she was talking about how she was on the sweetener tour and she heard that there might be an audition and she's like i would leave the sweetener tour today to start training for that and it started to make me realize like we don't see the hard work differential of like a superstar and just someone who's viral for a couple years like respect to taylor and ariana and adele like they're putting insane work in that we don't see yeah because they're not posting it if somebody asked me i mean there was definitely multiple times in the past couple of years that i was like where the fuck is ariana grande she was working she was working her ass off she was gonna leave her tour that was making her millions and millions of dollars to start training to for just to get the audition i want to love something like that well i do have to say actually i love giggly squad like that i would drop anything to do giggly squad yeah giggly squad daphne and butter it holds us down no truly you know what i thought today when i left you for a brief few hours i've spent more time with you than anyone in my life and i i i have to say that you you feel the same right, have you ever spent more time with someone other than me? But, like, I guess you were on teams. You were on a lot of teams.
I was on teams where, like, you wake up, you see the girls at 6 a.m., you go to class, you see them again at 3. They're your roommates.
You don't care about them anymore, right? No, I mean, a couple of the girls on the team still follow Gayly squad shout out alina jojo and chupa um and chapaya but do you think i'm up there with them as in terms of like how many hours we've spent together in the past seven years well you're my best friend okay you're my best friend period thank you i needed to hear that no I love you why haven't you asked me to try the note again because Hannah it's just I I'm supportive in everything you do and I truly I truly the way I think of you in my mind is that you can do anything here's the thing though I do limit those sections in which I put you in Like she can do anything like funny. You can do it.
Acting. You can do it.
Athletics. You can do it.
I would even like teeter on cooking because like that's basically just reading a recipe. So like, yeah, she could do it when it comes to singing, which I think is a real blessing that you have when you're born.

Look, you don't.

You don't choose who you're attracted to.

And I don't think you choose to be a singer.

OK, this is one of those things in life where it's like the one thing I can't do.

I want.

And I believe that the only thing between me and Cynthia is it's mental.

She wanted it more.

No, okay.

I think that's toxic.

Wait, I actually feel like I'm so offending the singing community right now.

Wait, a giggler commented and I was peeing my pants.

She goes, this just set back the musical theater.

Like, it's 10 years. Someone was like hannah's the confidence of a man that says he could fly a plane no it's i love it can i just try it once for the for the gigglers hannah make it quick okay because it took them okay wait i mean that was actually better i'm not gonna lie that was better but like it got stuck i'm gonna say something really controversial and mean you don't have a pretty singing voice like you don't have a nice voice my brother said that i sound like a whale like a whale dying some type of animal like in heat thought that i was dead no that i lost absolutely not the funniest part of this whole thing is my mom is a professional jazz singer no i was just gonna say your mom is the actual voice of an angel so i called her and i was like what happened to singing lessons and she was like we brought you and we were all excited and then i was like yeah and then afterwards no one brought it up again and i was like was i that bad and as eight years old and she was like you were just so good at other things you're born with it or not no i say this all the time like i had i did not have participation trophy parents i had neither did i i had parents that were like look you're not good at it okay so if you want to quit we're not going to be upset with you but also like that's people i'm sick of this not quitting culture like if i didn't quit other things i wouldn't be here right now no i'm so for quitting shit yeah when i was younger i begged my mom to play softball i was like mom if you don't put me in softball my life is over like you have to me trying to do musical theater why did you want to do softball like your friend was on it my friend was on it and i wanted i wanted the uniform like i truly wanted the uniform you thought it was like chic and preppy I thought it was adorable and so I did one year of softball and I said don't ever put me on a fucking team like that ever again I hated every minute of that that was the worst experience of my life my mom was like I freaking told you like I knew you weren't gonna like it so normalize quitting mental health moment though like with sports it's always like it's gonna be hard it's gonna be difficult whoever can push through will be the champion so you have trouble deciphering like is this just not my path or do i just have to like suck it up more than the person next to me who's running you have to really want something true and like i love wanting something that's what keeps me alive hand of me too that's why you actually don't want all your dreams to come true because then like no if i'm not working toward anything i'm like so bored and then that's when i get mischievous are you a cat and that's when i shit on the rug and that's when i push over everything on the table that's a thought i recently had about any time that i was obsessed with results like oh i want to win the big 10 championship or oh i want to have the number one whatever album in the country it always made me like not actually as good at what i was doing because i put so much pressure on it and when you're only caring about result you don't have fun either so you end up not doing well and not having fun so it's like find something you really love the chase and you love the journey of it and you love the process and then like you ever see sometimes people get awards and they have that look like yeah i knew it it's because like they were so entrenched in the process that they were like, there's no other way.
Yeah. Instead of just like being like, I want to be the best.
It's like, no, like love what you're doing. Yeah.
You know, I kind of had to like start to feel like that on tour, like after my panic attack. I had to like remember like, wait, I love to do this.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, sometimes people have to like re-fall in love with stuff. Because you started Giggly Squad because we loved talking to each other.
And then so much other stuff was going on that you got lost in the sauce, as Italians say. Absolutely.
And you know what your brain said to you? Gotcha. Gotcha.
I just think it's so pertinent for so many different conversations it's so important that meme is so important to my everyday life like i just i love it also the whole thing of um like we can't be managed it was from the kanye west quote and someone tweet and someone recently sent the tweet and said said Kanye's a giggler oh like that he got it from us wait that's so good I feel like if Kanye did listen to like a couple episodes though he could potentially be a giggler who knows yeah I do have to say one more thing about our live shows um we are going to mohegan sun and cleveland i was like hanging out with one of the security guards after the show in tampa yeah i was like wait let's like i feel like give more context before just starting out with that sentence i was hanging out with one of the security guards after the show no no no you were being walked to your room after the show it was maybe like a 30 second encounter that you had you need to go to like i was vibing smoking a cigar talk about life no he was dropping me off my room and he was like by the way i was kind of scared tonight and i was like first of all i don't have i can't hold space for your emotions right now because i don't care and he was like no like i was thinking if one of the girls got out of control like and you guys are revving them up like they're so pissed off at men like 40 minutes into the show like and i tried to like remove one of them he's like i don't know if i could do it and i was like and that's on you babe I heard him. He was like, I don't know if I could do it.
And I was like, and that's on you, babe.

I heard him.

He was like, I'm thinking, okay, there's one of me.

There's 2,000 angry girls out there.

I have zero chance.

I love the self-awareness.

And I was like, that is, he goes, I mean, I was laughing.

It was really funny.

But like part of me was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.

Because these girls, I told him, even though they get blackout, they are swift they are swift no they they're tricky can outsmart any bodyguard yep absolutely and they can't be they can't be managed on this tour we're sponsored by neutrogena so when we were on tour i fell asleep and page pulled out her neutrogena collagen bank and gave me a facial i feel like people aren't understanding that like when we're on tour we're on so many planes so we're dehydrated so we need extra moisturizer. That's why I love the Neutrogena collagen bank.
I also put the collagen bank SPF 30 on you earlier today because I just feel like you're a little bit dry and we're gonna be in Florida so like we need the SPF. Yeah it's like 75 degrees and SPF is super important.
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You're all set for a nail glow up. Let's get those nails looking fabulous, shall we? No, this was the first time we went to Florida and actually was so fun.
We went to a, what was that place called? Croc Encounter. A Croc Encounter.
And let me tell you, we encountered some. We encountered.
I'm just, here's the one thing i will say about tour that has nothing to do with the live um i love that we've been going and doing stuff in like random cities like it truly has made it it's made it so much better it's crazy to make a memory no we just discovered activities and we're like honestly low-key underrated wait low-key got a high on life which was nuts well because the first day we just slept all day in tampon in my head i'm like i could go outside i could go for a walk but i't know what's gonna happen i don't think people understand like the trauma bond that me you and grace have from just like being together this many days in a row being together this many hours dealing with like certain situations that are i mean we almost died at one point on this tour like multiple times and so i just feel like so connected to you both wait can i do a quick shout out yeah i recently found out that amy poehler is a giggler and listens to giggly squad knows all our stories no so i feel like we're close to retirement forget about wicked the true fairy godmother which is amy polar said i think your guys are funny and that's so like done see ya daphne we're going to bring that wait imagine if she just commented and was like gotcha got. Gotcha.
Oh my God. Wait, speaking of like celebs that we love.
I mean, I know she's doing press right now, so she's everywhere. But like, I would lay my life down for Kiki Palmer.
I love her. I met her when I was working for Betches back in the day.
We had to film a sketch and she was like, could not be cooler, nicer, chiller, funnier, smarter,

like vibey, kind, could not say enough good things. I had zero clue how old she was.

I literally could not even ballpark guess in my mind.

Like I was like, I have no idea.

And it was one of those moments

where I looked up how old she was and she's 31. She's a year than me and I had a moment where I was like oh my god I like look up to her so much and like even though she's younger than me we're basically the same age but like I just find her to be so like I don't even know mature isn't even a good enough word to describe her she I feel like she's lived so many lives.
I feel like she's lived so many lives. Yeah, she's kind of like an, she has this like old soul energy, but also like so youthful.
Like she's like just a crazy aura. And she can do everything.
And she just, she's a mom now. She just had a baby.
Everything. Like i feel like people don't give her enough credit i know she's promoting a book right now but like she's also an amazing actress and an amazing singer can i add on a celebrity that i'm obsessed with yes rita moreno who the heck is that she's the star of west side story oh you've talked about her before you love her so she's there if you go on delta there's a documentary about her that's fucking unreal but she recently was on i think it was like fallon or seth one of the late night shows and she dated for eight years marlon brando you would love marlon do you know who marlon brando is wait let me google this lady

who's like what's her rita moreno rita moreno r-i-t-a moreno oh okay such an icon hilarious she dated marlon brando for eight years and apparently he like terrorized her life like He was the hottest, most successful actor.

He's like our like Brad Pitt.

Yes, he... years and apparently he like terrorized her life like he was the hottest most successful actor he's like our like brad pitt yes he loved her but she literally was like my life stopped during those years because i was just like like obsessed with obsessed with this man and he was obsessed with me but like i wasn't happy with him so she tells a story this is fucking iconic.
She found out that he was cheating on her. She found underwear in his bedroom.
No. So she leaves.
Wait, I just looked up a picture of him when he was young and he's so handsome. It actually hurts my brain.
No, like he's the guy. So she's all upset and crying because she just found out love for life is cheating on her again.
And she gets a call from the colonel. The colonel? He represents Elvis.
Okay. And he goes, hey, Elvis saw you at this restaurant in L.A., whatever.
He wants to take you to dinner what about Priscilla he was he was single at the time but I like that you're looking out thanks she goes actually yeah all these people are dead though I don't think Priscilla's dead Priscilla's not actually you went full martha stewart well she's dead so wait me and hannah literally did that in the car today we were talking about someone hannah was like well he's dead i was like he's very much alive she was like to me he's dead that is the new like i don't know her we just go well thank god he's dead wait That is the new, like, I don't know her. We just go, well, thank God he's dead.
Wait, I've been wanting to do the challenge, the TikTok challenge, where you, like, hold up a saying that you say, but it has nothing to do with, like, the conversation. And you have to, like, guess.
The other friend has to, like, guess. Like, we say this when we hate someone.
Oh, well, he's dead. I actually have it all set up.
He's dead. will do that tiktok add it to the list um so anyway reed moreno went out with elvis and he marlon brando found out i don't know how they found out like in the 40s or 50s or whenever this was i didn't even know they have your picture how did they communicate a pigeon so he finds out he's freaking out and like threw a chair and she was like and i was so happy about it and the like the crowd went nuts i'm obsessed and she's just iconic also i just want a preference i know i just threw out some random dates anything before 1990 i don't fucking know like any like when people were like oh in the 1700s that's just i have no fucking clue also recently someone was like when did you start giggly squad like and i was like five years ago and they're like do you know what month who are these people that are like oh yeah march of 2016 i like that's crazy to me okay low-key i feel like i'm pretty good like i don't remember when anything was ever i'm not good but i do know that i know more than you i couldn't i believe you i couldn't tell you like you know when someone's like winter of 2023 no i couldn't tell you like things that happened in the world or like things that happened in your own life both like when people like when do you get married i was like 2022 in the vicinity in the summer we started giggly squad in 2020 right in june of 20 no it's difficult it's difficult september of 2020 you know that game show with travis kelsey how they're like are you smarter than a fifth grader i would just be like no no i'm not also it's not like obviously the fifth graders are studying like wars so like i'm not gonna beat a fifth grader at their passion like this fifth grade is obsessed with lizards i'm not gonna know more about lizards than this fifth grader smartest fifth grader in the world would whoop my ass i think not a sentence that's brought up enough in this conversation like okay well they're studying so that's like unfair they're in the process of learning it right now.

So that's cheating.

If I don't study anything, I will know anything.

No, dude, if I don't know what's going on with me, if I don't write it down, didn't happen.

But again, which is my crazy delusion, like I'll literally be like, I can't would never win against a fifth grader in a quiz.

But I do.

I'm delusional.

I think I could be like Taylor Swift level songwriter. Like I don't think writing songs is hard.
It's rhyming. That's crazy though.
Okay. As a creative, I used to love writing poems.
Oh, so then maybe you could. But like writing poems is not hard.
You just express yourself. You're just like, I'm sad because he looked at me that way.
And I was hoping you weren't going to say. I know that I definitely couldn't because I feel like when I got down to doing it, I'd be like, this is way harder than people think.
And like, here's the other thing. I don't do.
Well, that's one thing. And I don't like doing things that like I don't like doing.
Like, here's the thing with me. I am.
I'm an extremely, I feel like, decisive person when it comes to a lot of aspects in my life. So like if I don't like something, I don't like it and I don't want to do it.
You're like cats. You like cats you didn't like it for six years yeah then you had a little bit of a mental break next you know cat was on your lap and then you're like you're just like my brother my brother said he hated chocolate like his whole childhood no something happened that like ticked him off and he's like i don't fuck with it and he like i think he liked that we were like you're crazy you like chocolate just taste it and he's like no i don't like it yeah you and daniel are the same i have to get two things on my own time yeah eventually he tasted chocolate and he was like this is good how did we get here no how did we get here wait can we talk about when we got in the uber at like at like 1 a.m in orlando and we yapped the whole time no and the guy offered us gum or water okay wait let me set the scene let me set the scene we're in orlando florida okay we just performed two shows so it's like 12 we have to wait for the we have to wait for the merch line to be done so we can get like the ipad so that we can get in the car to drive to tampa so we so we're waiting around waiting around we finally get in the car at like what like 2 a 2 a.m it was late maybe like 1 30 we get in the car it's me hannah and grace we say to the driver like we're so sorry we're late like it's only an hour and a half drive he's like totally fine whatever it's like a not an uber it's like a regular like a car service and so he i'm building it up give me more details this nice man nice gentleman dressed in a suit grabs a bag of gum turns around to the back seat to me and hannah and goes do you want any gum do we do can i offer you any gum any refreshments hannah goes oh i'm good on the gum sir i'm really trying to slow down tonight he didn't offer you cocaine he goes do you want gum or water i go sorry we we're slowing down sorry we're trying to put ourselves down for the night and excessive chewing would defeat the purpose it's funny because at the time it was so funny saying it out loud now i'm like i don't know that's because we've legit been delusional when you said he didn't offer us cocaine that's when i lost it and then well because then he started laughing too so then i knew we got gotcha actually when we get the uber driver to laugh there's no better no i was just gonna say i'm not trying to be a pick me girl like i'm truly not trying to sound pick me but there is a satisfaction when an older man laughs at your now i get why you married does when an older man laughs at your jokes i'm sorry i'm just gonna say it there is another level of like because there's a challenge there there's no reason why he should there's no universe that he should find us relatable if there's an older man in the crowd at giggly squad live we do become obsessed because that is a challenge for us to get them to laugh like we already know that the gigglers are funny smart quick-witted and like get what's going on.
But also like when the old man thinks we're great, I'm like, wow, like that woman found a gem. This one guy in the front was like, yeah, I went to therapy.
And I was like, yeah, because you're older. And he's like, yeah.
I'm like, is this your second marriage? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, you were pre-trained by your first wife.
And I'm like, okay, was any other guy in Tampa, has he ever gone to therapy besides this guy that was clearly court ordered and he starts dying laughing and my daddy issues were healed no it was so good well here's the other thing in casinos which i learned on stage that the casinos will hold a certain amount of tickets for like walk-in people like at their casino.

So like you could be there and be like, oh, I don't know what Giggly Squad is, but I'm going to go to it.

So there were people there that had no idea what was going on.

And you could tell by looking at them.

Yes, and that just threw me off.

The Giggly Squad shows are all the hottest, most stylish, funniest, coolest.

I'm a little biased, but like literally most successful, smartest women in that city.

No, and truly they wear the cutest fucking outfits so it's very clear when someone's not a giggler in the crowd it's i'm like are these the police like what's going on are we being tracked who told them we were here that's how i feel let them in i feel like we're having like a party in our basement in high school and we're like who told their freaking parents but low-key i love when like just a simple middle-aged couple who looks like they've never even they don't even know what queef is what a queef is they've never heard of is. They've never heard of Lueve.

No.

And God bless them.

Or Fuck Boys.

And they stay the whole time and they leave smiling.

That makes me feel warm.

No, that makes me feel joy.

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Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers. I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannahs, and I know that there are a lot of pages.
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You don't wear any perfume.

No.

And if someone's wearing like a lot of perfume, I like, I can't handle it.

Well, it's like I can't smoke weed.

I'm just like really sensitive.

No, your body's so sensitive.

Wait, I feel like I wear a lot of perfume.

But yours is, I like, you wear like sweet like i wear different kinds yeah like i like the ones that are like coconutty or like vanilla-y i don't mind that but yeah some of these fucking crazy perfumes once i was at the us open and the guy in front of me his hair smelled so strong of whatever spray he put in i was like i have to leave see i love a smell i like the natural smell of des's forehead i've slept with some of the ugliest guys because they smelled amazing no but that's literally old spice that's not them i'm like gotcha they go anyway we have to find our glimmers even if it's ugly men that smell good so it's just like reframing your perspective to be instead of being like oh that's offensive that's offensive being like i that was such a cute moment of that child who smiled at me when we made eye contact you're like sometimes i'm bad at the little things in life and focusing on your glimmers i did just see a tiktok about a guy did research what do you think is it better to have more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts christ it seems like a trick question do i want more she's never not funny okay do i want more positive thoughts or less like what do you think is better for your mental health i think i need more positive thoughts but it's the answer is less negative thoughts and des was like what kind of science do they do apparently they did a study, but they said it's better to actually have less negative thoughts. And I didn't listen to the rest of it.
Great. But I do think that makes sense because like it's a concept of like you can't always be happy.
But like content is like should be what you want. I'd rather be content than like.
What about for the people that aren't having thoughts

they're living the best life like i sometimes like i when i think about like being anxious i don't think i actively have like negative thoughts about myself but i don't have i don't think i necessarily have like active positive thoughts when i'm anxious i'm in like a thought spiral where my brain will not shut up like I literally can't be in the moment because I'm fighting like so many I'm trying to figure out so many problems that I invented in my head I go I go very worst case scenario like I like all of my I would say negative thoughts are all like fear based of like what if if, what if this happens? And what if that happens? And like, what if I die? And like, what if, you know? Yeah. Well, we're all going to die.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Okay. Wait, one more mental health thing.
Look, we had a weekend. I also have a funny story about how dumb men are.
Okay't forget i'm not i talked to you about this in the car um this girl grace mccarrick on tiktok because i'm gonna give credit was talking about how you know sometimes especially with thanksgiving coming up we're gonna see a lot of our family how sometimes you could be your like worst self around the people closest to you and she was like that's really not how it should be like really try to be your most compassionate kind and empathetic side of yourself around the people closest to you you should not be that with these people who you're not close to every day like why are you giving your best self to like random strangers every day yeah and i feel like i'm guilty of that like i can remember every single prom day that i ever had and i was so mean to my mom on prom day because i was so stressed out and i still feel bad full diva on your prom day are you gonna do that on your wedding day i don't know i might i I think think i will if you're not that would be weird it would be weird if i wasn't i can just see you being like hannah make sure no one comes in my room right now and i have to like stand outside the door and be like sorry she's not available she's not taking appointments right now she's not taking appointments right now wait why are men dumb speaking of weddings perfect segue perfect segue i'm on the phone with craig the other night and he's telling me about right when it happened that's the story yeah that's the end of the story right when it happened i was like i gotta write this down for my freaking podcast he is telling me about someone's wedding that he went to or we were like talking about someone's wedding whatever and he was like yeah it was really nice they they said their own vowels to each other and i go what'd you say and he said oh like they read their own vowels and i was like that's so crazy because a vowel is a e i o u and he was like. And he was like, yeah, I'm talking about wedding vowels.
And I go, I don't think those exist. This is one of those moments where you think, how long has this man been going around this earth saying vowels? No.
What has he thought when he heard people say vowel? Like, does he think that's something different? This is a perfect example of this is a moment where I actually did have a positive thought about myself i thought wow i am so much smarter than a lot of the people i surround myself with where is friends to be like that's not how you say it i was like the fact that he went this long that it got to you is like not acceptable hannah i said you're 36 and a lawyer

you take vows when you like are sworn in to be a lawyer i think like i was like you've definitely heard the word vow i would have just kept going and like leaned into it i know i was well because I was scared.

I got nervous.

I go, I can't.

You were like, how bad is it I go I don't think I can I don't think I can hold it for down for the both of us I'm not that strong I'm not God's strongest and he knows this wait this reminds me of a joke way back in the day aziz ansari made about 50 cent have you heard that joke no he was like one day 50 cent sat next to me at a restaurant and i told the person i was with shut the fuck up i have to hear everything 50 cent is about to say on this this dinner date and how 50 cent ordered grapefruit juice and the grapefruit juice came and he goes why isn't this purple and he goes in that moment i realized 50 cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is and he's like how many times has he seen a grapefruit and been like that's a big ass orange so that's craig with vowels i'm like saying vowels is something you do in second grade that's like when chris stefano was pronouncing tupperware as tubberware wait shut up chris stefano is a giggler yeah literally messaged me this weekend was like you and page crack me up and i was like yeah because we're stupid italians no that's so funny he has a clip with someone and i remember seeing it like years ago and laughing my ass off because he was saying it wrong his whole life and the men are embarrassing they're so embarrassing did he believe you when you said vow or did he try to like mansplain to be like you're saying because if guys say something really confident i'll be like maybe i'm wrong maybe it is vowel no for the first five seconds he was like what are you saying and i go i go no no i can i'm not i'm sticking to my guns on this one i was like no you're wrong i do have to say though like the grass is always greener because i'm with the guy who's smarter than me and i have to decide if i need to ruin the flow of the conversation to ask him what a certain word means like you know when most of the time you're like i i don't need to know what this word means like i get the gist yeah but every now and then i'm like i can't continue this conversation without the definition of that word he because he also uses like european words and stuff that like throws me but he's really sweet like i'll be like i'm sorry what does that word mean and he gives me like a whole definition wait that's so cute it's so cute no man has ever taught me a single thing but i do have to say like just a warning out there like when you're with a guy who's smarter than you you will lose some arguments and i thought that was illegal i thought as a wife it was like illegal to lose an argument to your husband but like he will straight up he's he gets he's like smart yeah we're like you know when guys are dumb and you're like oh you want to you really want to go there with me because i'm about to fucking like no i'll i will file my fucking nails while i eat where i'll say something he does and then he'll like double down on something and i'm like okay how where do we how do we get here so that's just a warning decide do you want to get smarter or do you want to win fights i also wanted to say one last thing about wickedicked and then I truly am done. Ariana Grande posted a clip of her watching it with her grandma.
Oh my God, I saw. And I just thought that was like so freaking sweet.
Like think about how that grandma feels watching her granddaughter have the career that she's had. And I mean like sky's's the limit obviously but like this is a very like pinnacle moment for her not to compare it to myself and my grandpa but i actually had a feel i i wasn't gonna say it because i was like there's no way but that's so i was thinking like a Grande, you know, like she she is the most incredible songs.
But like some of her songs, like I've been to the night. I've been with not been.
No, I love those ones. Those are like I feel like I clubbed to those.
Got me walking side to side. Like, you know, her grandma's like, I love her.
But like something she's like the grandma's not like she's like, well that was a little inappropriate no way because i think i think she loves it but like i'm just saying when she saw wicked she probably was like this is oh like i was raised on musicals yeah and like this is beautiful like she definitely saw the original wizard of oz yeah like when that's how i felt like when i did reality tv and my grandpa was like i hate that program but then my grandpa died and he never saw my netflix special but that's the moment we would have had um i'm trying to think what my grandma said when i first went on reality tv i just compared compared we write it dawn to wicked as you should hannah as you should guys thanks for giggling with us today i'm gonna try and work on the problem that i have over in my home here with hannah and the singing and i vow to the gigglers that i will make it stop i tried to show des the video that we made of me doing it and he literally goes i'm gonna divorce you and i'm like i told him that's what you were gonna say no because we can't have it hannah we're used here's the other thing we are used to you being so good at everything you do so it all you also have to think of the people around you so like when you're not at a level that call me an inconsiderate untalented fuck so like we're just not used to you being like hey i can hit this note and then clearly not hitting anywhere close to the version of the note we're thrown off you know what's freeing yeah you know it's freeing having zero expectations and just not being good at something that's what i'm sick of having to be good at things can we normalize just no hannah you're the anchor you keep us going i don't like what are you fucking talking about i'm gonna take a vowel right now take a vowel take a vowel right now that i'm gonna do things

that bring me joy okay no matter how good or bad i am and i'm gonna support them and i'm going to make as many comments as i see fit and necessary and you are really good at making comments so together it will be success empowering we're not even making sense anymore um i just realized i've been traveling from 8 a.m to 7 p.m but we landed we recorded the pod i love the fresh off the weekend pods because they're just pure chaos i'm not gonna lie i can't wait to get back to like being in the studio recording the pod not being on tour like getting back to basics we actually have some surprises coming there's a little fun change nothing nothing nothing that will affect anyone else no nothing crazy it's honestly very about us it's it's yeah and also i think we might be like making our own studio that could be fun i think it'd be cool to decorate it my side is like hannah coated and your side is page coated because i was like how are we gonna design it and like agree on stuff and i'm like let's just split it down the middle oh my god that's literally the smartest idea you've ever had like so we both just go off in our aesthetics wait i'm like obsessed no i'm excited that'll be really fun okay that'll

be really fun i already have so many ideas i'm getting a sconce you're you're gonna install it yourself with your fucking oh my god i'm gonna come over with my level i'm gonna get my little mini ladder yeah no i'm gonna have a what do you call your thing you're oh my um i was gonna say my stun gun my um my nail gun you have a stun gun no i don't have a stun gun it does seem like a good gift for christmas for you though i feel like you'd love that i don't think you can get them in new york i mean, we could figure it out. Okay.
You pull it out. Gotcha.
Gotcha. Okay, we have to go.
We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling.
Yes. Oh, yeah.
We didn't even bring up Thanksgiving. Have an amazing Thanksgiving.
Oh, my God. That's because we're real friends.
We're real friends, so we didn't even bring it up. We didn't bring it up.
We're not going to text you with happy Turkey day. That's no, this is real shit.
Real recognize real, have fun with your family. Look out for the glimmers and we'll talk to you later.
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