Giggling about snakes, security, and singing

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Speaker 2 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 We're so excited to announce our holiday merch. It just dropped, gigglysquad.com.

Speaker 2 Okay, let me tell you what we did. We have a black on black comfortable sweatset.
When I say comfortable, it's like it's light, but it's also soft, but it's also warm, but it's not too heavy.

Speaker 2 I think it's the best set we've done. And it's black on black, can't go wrong.
And then Paige dropped her beta

Speaker 2 blockers hat, beta blockers, which I'm obsessed with. Then we did a gray set, a little preppy, a little cute.
And my favorite tea of all time, the Daphne and Butter tea.

Speaker 2 We use actual photos of Daphne and Butter, and it's such a cute white baby tea. Wear it with jeans, honestly, wear it with anything.

Speaker 2 And then we got like a unisex baggier astrology tee that says giggly sun, hannah moon, page, rising, and a book that says admin on it. Because I don't know how we haven't made that yet.

Speaker 2 So go check gigglysquad.com and grab some merch. And this week in the newsletter, we are going to put our favorite Giggly Squad small businesses that Gigglers recommend or are run by Gigglers.

Speaker 2 So make sure you're subscribed to the newsletter because we love to promote our small businesses this holiday season. It's time to take up space to giggle today no

Speaker 2 page no i'll tell on you right now for

Speaker 2 singing in the green room popular okay look me and adele i've always felt very aligned with her

Speaker 1 adele was saying how like musicals like aren't usually her thing she like so appreciates musical theater people like she just can't imagine how they do it blah blah blah that's exactly how i feel the marketing got me like i don't think i made it clear that, like, I was obviously gonna see the movie.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm gonna see it.

Speaker 2 No, friends who never post Instagram stories crying are posting Instagram stories crying. So, that got me intrigued.
But also, I'm that kind of person. Like, I don't want to cry.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm not paying money for you to make me cry. Like, I'm already teetering.
Like, I could cry at any second. I don't want to go there.

Speaker 1 See, I love it as a challenge.

Speaker 2 Like, Ozempic, like going to Ozempic and being like, I'm going to eat through it.

Speaker 2 Charles Barclay was like,

Speaker 2 I ate right through the Ozempic.

Speaker 2 So you want to watch Wicked and not cry?

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing. I,

Speaker 1 for whatever reason, like, I feel like I don't cry that much in movies because like I can compartmentalize that like it's a movie.

Speaker 1 Like, so I feel like I, like, going into it already, I'm like, I'm not attached because I know it's a movie. But sometimes, like, there are certain movies that, like, it'll just I will like tear up

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think if I teared up in Barbie

Speaker 1 I literally can't remember I think I did

Speaker 2 I didn't because Des was trying to sleep next to me at a hotel and he was like why are they so high pitch

Speaker 2 he kept saying all these comments and I was like you're the reason we're having this movie um

Speaker 2 Anyway, I had one of my delusional moments. I had a delusional moment.
Are we well? No. We're not in like a good headspace, but we're having so much fun on tour.

Speaker 2 And look, let's be honest, I'm a personality hire. I'm trying to keep the vibes up.
We're fighting for our lives for vibes.

Speaker 1 We are having fun on tour, but like, here's the thing: the only part of tour that legitimately sucks is the travel.

Speaker 1 Like, waking up day after day and going to the airport, you start to feel like you're going crazy, like you're living the same day over and over because our schedule is so the same.

Speaker 2 Well, we thought we were crazy today because I'm sitting down. The plane lands in LaGuardia.
Like

Speaker 2 my water literally falls off and then I'm spacing out.

Speaker 1 We touched down.

Speaker 2 We touched down. I started spacing out.
I look outside. We're in the air.
We're back up.

Speaker 2 I think I'm hallucinating or like I think I've lost my mind. I'm like, I'm just going to stay quiet.
I don't want to freak anyone out. Then you text me, you go, what the fuck was that?

Speaker 2 And I was like, oh, no, we're both hallucinating.

Speaker 2 The guy touched touched down and then went right back up in the air. I've never had that happen to me.
Apparently, it's because the winds, but he didn't even explain it.

Speaker 1 No, I've never had that happen to me. And I immediately got scared and like looked to the like dad that was sitting next to me.

Speaker 1 And he must have realized I was scared because he was like, we're just going to circle around.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it took 25 minutes. But anyway, the reason we're bringing this up is because

Speaker 2 I don't care how old a meme is. If it's funny, it's funny.
And that's part of being a giggler. We don't judge what makes you laugh.
As long as you're laughing.

Speaker 1 Yuck someone's yell.

Speaker 2 So, Paige, this weekend, I don't know what started it. You started doing the Kanye West quote.
Can you do it? It's so good.

Speaker 1 Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Like, just,

Speaker 2 it's so good. So, we're doing that.
And then we get on stage and I say something and I go, gotcha. And Paige starts dying laughing.
The audience doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 So we're like, okay, this is like, it's not even in the zeitgeist, this joke. Like, it really just seems like we're two crazy people.
So the plane, the plane lands and goes back up.

Speaker 2 Page is texted me. She goes, what just happened? I just wrote, gotcha.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 1 I think here's like a very niche part of Giggly Squad Live. There will be times

Speaker 1 where just me and Hannah are laughing.

Speaker 1 And I think that's important to say.

Speaker 2 Or I'll say something and no one laughs and you go, that was so funny.

Speaker 1 Because, okay, guys, we're going to giggly squad too. Like, we also want to have fun.
And so, like, sometimes.

Speaker 2 If we're not giggling, no one's giggling.

Speaker 1 Sometimes we do have to throw like a very inside joke to just like say hey to the other person. Like, it's not that it's not funny.
It's just like we couldn't give all of the context in the moment.

Speaker 2 We have like PowerPoint, so there's structure to it, but every now and then we'll try to add a tag just to make the other one laugh that like we don't normally say so it's like way funnier for us than people who are just watching anyway.

Speaker 2 So before the show, we're all watching Wicked like promos and Cynthia is doing this amazing note, this war cry.

Speaker 2 And when I tell you I've never seen Wicked, like I couldn't tell you the plot.

Speaker 2 But I hear this note and everyone's freaking out.

Speaker 1 Oh, see, I could tell you the plot. I've done my research.

Speaker 2 Well, you went, even though you slept, like you literally went. i

Speaker 1 yeah so i've never seen it

Speaker 2 i mean i know it's about witches and it's like related to oz like i feel like i'm actually gonna love it because i love

Speaker 1 i love movies with like witches and i love like pretty things and like it's bad

Speaker 2 yeah i love like shit like that i just love things that are successful like i love that people are saying it's like really high quality but i i the same way how like i see a michelin star chef put together a meal and I'm like, I could fucking put some different things together and make a little like circle with with the sauce.

Speaker 2 I could do it.

Speaker 1 You just want to make a circle with green sauce. And literally, I went to college.

Speaker 2 I could figure it out.

Speaker 2 And then they're like, oh, orange with beef. We've never seen this before.

Speaker 2 So I, in my head, I'm like, I could hit that note.

Speaker 2 Like fully. I'm like, I could hit that note and I'm going to tell Paige and I'm going to do it on camera.
I'm going to hit this note and everyone's going to be like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Deep down in your soul, you genuinely thought that you could hit that.

Speaker 2 I'm not speaking past tense. I still think

Speaker 2 I can hit it. I know because you had a little bit of practice.

Speaker 2 But I think I could accidentally hit the note. Like they say a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
Every now and then. Even a broken clock is right.

Speaker 2 once a day.

Speaker 1 Maybe we do the next time we do something that me and you are trying maybe we do a we get you a singing lesson and we give you like one hour with a professional vocalist and we see what she says, if there's any potential there, if she can work with that and to see if you can hit that note.

Speaker 2 So we posted the video. It was like a six minute video.
Grace was laughing, which was distracting to me and my vocal cords because they tighten up when I giggle. Also, there was no warm-up.

Speaker 2 We didn't like people need to factor that in. And of course, the sound in the room like wasn't great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 2 You were pretending to be Glinda, and I was Alphaba. We're holding each other.

Speaker 2 At one point, you were getting jealous of me because you could tell my potential, and that was kind of negative energy towards my vocal.

Speaker 1 No, absolutely. And that's on me.

Speaker 2 That's on me. And that's on me.

Speaker 1 Wait, I want to say one other thing about Wicked. I am like back in a phase, and I haven't been in this phase since like 2016, where I I like am obsessed with Ariana Grande again.

Speaker 1 Maybe even like 2014. I'm like back to being obsessed with her.

Speaker 2 Well, everyone is.

Speaker 1 I know. Like, and I jumped on that train too.
And I'm actually, I'm starting to like not even be mad at her hair and makeup.

Speaker 2 So, someone said something on TikTok that was iconic.

Speaker 2 They were like, with all the drama and shit going down with Ariana Grande, like, remember she was so hated when she dropped yes end and all that stuff? She's like,

Speaker 2 it's so iconic that she shut all the haters up just by being so good.

Speaker 1 No, that's actually so fucking powerful.

Speaker 2 I do have respect for, and people are separating the artist for real. I mean, her SNL performance.

Speaker 1 Wait, what were people mad at her for? Oh, she stole that man's husband.

Speaker 2 She didn't steal a man's husband.

Speaker 2 I mean, I could have believed it, but no, she did not steal a man's husband.

Speaker 2 She stole SpongeBob from...

Speaker 1 She stole that man's husband, or she stole that woman's husband with a newborn child.

Speaker 2 What has been cute is seeing, she was talking about how she was on the sweetener tour, and she heard that there might be an audition, and she's like, I would leave the sweetener tour today to start training for that.

Speaker 2 And it started to make me realize, like, we don't see the hard work differential of like a superstar and just someone who's viral for a couple years. Like, respect to Taylor and Ariana and Adele.

Speaker 2 Like, they're putting insane work in that we don't see. Yeah.
Because they're not posting it.

Speaker 1 If somebody asked me, I mean, there was definitely multiple times in the past couple of years that I was like, where the fuck is Ariana Grande?

Speaker 2 She was working.

Speaker 1 She was working her ass off.

Speaker 2 She was going to leave her tour that was making her millions and millions of dollars to start training

Speaker 2 for just to get the audition.

Speaker 1 I want to love something like that.

Speaker 2 Well, I I do have to say.

Speaker 1 Actually, I love Giggly Squad like that. I would drop anything to do Giggly Squad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Giggly Squad, Daphne, and Butter. It holds us down.

Speaker 1 No, truly. You know what I thought today when I left you for a brief few hours?

Speaker 1 I've spent more time with you than anyone in my life. And

Speaker 1 I have to say that you feel the same, right?

Speaker 1 Like have you ever spent more time with someone other than me? But like, I guess you were on on teams.

Speaker 2 You were on a lot of teams. I was on teams where, like, you wake up, you see the girls at 6 a.m., you go to class, you see them again at 3.

Speaker 2 They're your roommates.

Speaker 1 You don't care about them anymore, right?

Speaker 2 No, I mean, a couple of the girls on the team still follow Gaylee Squad. Shout out to Elena, Jojo, and Chupa,

Speaker 2 and Chapaya.

Speaker 1 But do you think I'm up there with them as in terms of like how many hours we've spent together in the past seven years?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 you're my best friend. Okay.

Speaker 2 You're my best friend, period.

Speaker 1 Thank you. I needed to hear that.

Speaker 2 No, I love you.

Speaker 2 Why haven't you asked me to try the note again?

Speaker 1 Because, Hannah, it's just, I, I'm supportive in everything you do. And I truly, I truly, the way I think of you in my mind is that you can do anything.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing though, I do limit those sections in which I put you in. Like, she can do anything.
Like, funny, you can do it. Acting, you can do it.

Speaker 1 Athletics, you can do it I would even like teeter on cooking because like that's basically just reading a recipe so like yeah she could do it when it comes to

Speaker 1 singing which I think is a real blessing that you have when you're born look you don't

Speaker 1 You don't choose who you're attracted to. And I don't think you choose to be a singer.
Okay.

Speaker 2 This is one of those things in life where it's like, the one thing I can't do, I want.

Speaker 2 And I believe that the only thing between me and Cynthia is it's mental.

Speaker 1 She wanted it more?

Speaker 2 No, okay.

Speaker 1 I think that really, I think that's toxic.

Speaker 2 We actually feel like I'm so offending the singing community right now.

Speaker 1 Wait, a giggler commented and I was peeing my bands. She goes, this just set back the musical theater.

Speaker 2 Like, kittens, 10 years.

Speaker 2 Someone was like, Hannah's the confidence of a man that says he could fly a plane. No, it's.

Speaker 2 I love it.

Speaker 2 Can I just try it once for the gigglers?

Speaker 1 Hannah, make it quick.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Because it took time. Okay, wait.

Speaker 1 I mean, that was actually better. I'm not going to lie.
That was better, but like, it got stuck going.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say something really controversial and mean.

Speaker 1 You don't have a pretty singing voice.

Speaker 2 Like you don't have a nice voice my brother said that I sound like a whale

Speaker 1 Like a whale that sounds like some type of animal like in heat Thought that I was dead?

Speaker 2 No

Speaker 2 Absolutely not the funniest part of this whole thing is my mom is a professional jazz singer.

Speaker 2 No, I was just gonna say your mom is the actual voice of an angel So I called her and I was like what happened to singing lessons and she was like we brought you and we were all excited and then I was like, Yeah, and then afterwards, no one brought it up again.

Speaker 2 And she was like, Was I that bad as eight years old? And she was like, You were just so good at other things.

Speaker 1 You're born with it or not. No, I say this all the time.
Like, I had, I did not have participation trophy parents. I had

Speaker 1 parents that were like, Look, you're not good at it. Okay, so if you want to quit, we're not going to be upset with you.

Speaker 2 But also, like, that's people. I'm sick of this not quitting culture.
Like, if I didn't quit other things, I wouldn't be here right now.

Speaker 1 No, I'm so for quitting shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. When I was younger, I begged my mom to play softball.
I was like, mom, if you don't put me in softball, my life is over.

Speaker 2 Like, you have to be equivalent to me trying to do musical theater. Why did you want to do softball? Like, your friend was on it?

Speaker 1 My friend was on it, and I wanted, I wanted the uniform. Like, I truly wanted the uniform.

Speaker 2 You thought it was, like, chic and preppy?

Speaker 1 I thought it was adorable. And so I did one year of softball.
And I said, don't ever

Speaker 2 put me on a fucking team like that ever again i hated every minute of that that was the worst experience of my life my mom was like i freaking told you like i knew you weren't gonna like it so normalize quitting mental health moment though like with sports it's always like it's gonna be hard it's gonna be difficult whoever can push through will be the champion so you have trouble deciphering like is this just not my path or do i just have to like suck it up more than the person next to me who's running or You have to really want something.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 2 And like, I love wanting something. That's what keeps me alive.
Hannah me tells you. That's why you actually don't want all your dreams to come true because then like.

Speaker 1 No, if I'm not working toward anything, I'm like so bored. And then that's when I get mischievous.

Speaker 2 Are you a cat?

Speaker 2 And that's when I shit on the rug.

Speaker 1 And that's when I push over everything on the table.

Speaker 2 That's a thought I recently had about any time that I was obsessed with results, like, oh, I want to win the Big Ten Championship, or oh, I want to have the number one whatever album in the country.

Speaker 2 It always made me like not actually as good at what I was doing because I put so much pressure on it.

Speaker 2 And when you're only caring about result, you don't have fun either. So you end up not doing well and not having fun.

Speaker 2 So it's like, find something you really love the chase and you love the journey of it and you love the process.

Speaker 2 And then like, you ever see sometimes people get awards and they have that look like, yeah i knew it it's because like they were so entrenched in the process that they were like there's no other way yeah instead of just like being like i want to be the best it's like no like love what you're doing yeah you know i kind of had to like start to feel like that on tour like after my panic attack i had to like remember like wait i love to do this yeah

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, sometimes people have to like re-fall in love with stuff because

Speaker 2 you went started Giggly Squad because we loved talking to each other other and then so much other stuff was going on that you got you got lost in the sauce as Italians say.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 2 And you know what your brain said to you?

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 1 I just think it's so pertinent for so many different conversations.

Speaker 2 It's so important.

Speaker 1 That meme is so important to my everyday life. Like I just I love it.

Speaker 2 Also the whole thing of

Speaker 2 we can't be managed, it was from the Kanye West quote and someone tweet, and someone recently sent the tweet and said, Kanye's a giggler.

Speaker 1 Oh, like that, he got it from us.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so good. I feel like if Kanye did listen to like a couple episodes, though, he could potentially be a giggler.
Who knows?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do have to say one more thing about our live shows.

Speaker 2 Um, we were going to Mohegan's Sun and Cleveland. I was like hanging out with one of the security guards after the show

Speaker 2 in

Speaker 2 Tampa. Yeah.
I was like,

Speaker 1 wait, let's like, I feel like give more context before just starting out with that sentence. I was hanging out with one of the security guards after the show.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 You were being walked to your room

Speaker 1 after the show. It was maybe like a 30-second encounter that you had.

Speaker 2 You didn't even go to sleep. I was vibing, smoking a cigar.

Speaker 2 Talk about life.

Speaker 2 No, he was dropping me off my room and he was like, by the way,

Speaker 2 I was kind of scared tonight. And I was like, first of all, I don't have, I can't hold space for your emotions right now because I don't care.

Speaker 2 And he was like, no, like, I was thinking if one of the girls got out of control, like, and you guys are revving them up, like, they're so pissed off at men, like 40 minutes into the show, like, and I tried to like remove one of them.

Speaker 2 He's like, I don't know if I could do it. And I was like, And that's on you, babe.

Speaker 1 I heard him. He was like, I'm thinking, okay, there's one of me.
There's 2,000 angry girls out there.

Speaker 2 I have zero chance.

Speaker 2 I love the self-awareness. And I was like, that is, he goes, I mean, I was laughing.
It was really funny, but like, part of me was like, I don't know what I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 Because these girls, I told him, even though they get blackout, they are swift. No.
They're tricky. They can outsmart any bodyguard.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 2 And

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Speaker 1 I also put the collagen bank SPF 30 on you earlier today because I just feel like you're a little bit dry and we're gonna be in Florida. So like we need the SPF.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like 75 degrees and SPF is super important. My mom told me.

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Speaker 1 no this was the first time we went to florida and actually was so fun we went to a what was that place called

Speaker 1 croc encounter a croc encounter and let me tell you we encountered some. We encountered.
I'm just, here's the one thing I will say about tour that has nothing to do with the live.

Speaker 1 I love that we've been going and doing stuff in like random cities. Like it truly has made

Speaker 1 it so much better.

Speaker 2 It's crazy to make a memory. No.

Speaker 2 We just discovered activities and we're like, honestly, low-key underrated.

Speaker 1 Low-key got a high on life, which was nuts.

Speaker 2 Well, because the first day we just slept all day in Tampa, and in my head, I'm like, I could go outside, I could go for a walk. I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 I don't think people understand like the trauma bond that me, you, and Grace have

Speaker 1 from just like being together this many days in a row, being together this many hours, dealing with like certain situations that are. I mean, we almost died at one point on this tour.

Speaker 2 Like, multiple times. Multiple times.

Speaker 1 And so I just feel like so connected to you both.

Speaker 2 Wait, can I do a quick shout out? Yeah. I recently found out that Amy Poehler is a giggler and listens to Giggly Squad,

Speaker 2 knows all our stories. No.
So I feel like we're close to retirement.

Speaker 1 Forget about wicked. The true fairy godmother, which is Amy Poehler, said,

Speaker 1 I think you guys are funny. And that's so like,

Speaker 1 Don, Sia, Daphne,

Speaker 2 we're going to bring

Speaker 2 gotcha.

Speaker 1 Wait, imagine if she just commented and was like, gotcha.

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Wait, speaking of like celebs that we love,

Speaker 1 I mean, I know she's doing press right now, so she's everywhere, but like, I would lay my life down for Kiki Palmer.

Speaker 2 I love her. I met her when I was working for Betches back in the day.
We had a film with Sketch, and she was like, could not be cooler, nicer, chiller, funnier, smarter, like vibey, kind.

Speaker 2 Could not say enough good things.

Speaker 1 I, I, I had zero clue how old she was. I literally could not even ballpark guess in my mind.
Like, I was like, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 And it was one of those moments where I looked up how old she was and she's 31. She's a year younger than me.
And I had a moment where I was like, oh my God, I like look up to her so much.

Speaker 1 And like, even though she's younger than me, we're basically the same age. But like, I just find her to be so like, I don't even know.
Mature isn't even a good enough word to describe her.

Speaker 2 I feel like she's lived so many lives.

Speaker 1 I feel like she's lived so many lives.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's kind of like an, she has this like old soul energy, but also like so youthful. Like she's like just a crazy aura.

Speaker 1 And she can do

Speaker 1 everything. Anything.

Speaker 2 And she just, she's a mom now. She just had a baby.

Speaker 2 Everything.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like people don't give her enough credit. I know she's promoting a book right now, but, like, she's also an amazing actress and an amazing singer.

Speaker 2 Can I add on a celebrity that I'm obsessed with? Yes.

Speaker 2 Rita Moreno.

Speaker 1 Who the heck is that?

Speaker 2 She's the star of Westside's story.

Speaker 2 Oh, and she talked about doing quicks. You love it.
So she's, if you go on Delta, there's a documentary about her that's fucking unreal.

Speaker 2 But she recently was on, I think it was like Fallon or Seth, one of the late night shows. And she dated for eight years Marlon Brando.

Speaker 2 You would love Marlon Brando. Do you know who Marlon Brando is?

Speaker 1 Wait, let me Google this lady. Who is like, what's her name?

Speaker 2 Rita Moreno.

Speaker 2 Rita Moreno. Rita Moreno.
R-I-T-A Moreno.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Such an icon, hilarious. She dated Marlon Brando for eight years, and apparently he, like, terrorized her life.
Like, he was the hottest, most successful actor.

Speaker 1 He's like our like Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 Yes, he loved her. But she literally was like, my life stopped during those years because I was just like

Speaker 2 obsessed with this man and he was obsessed with me, but like I wasn't happy with him. So she tells a story.
This is so fucking iconic. She found out that...
He was cheating on her.

Speaker 2 She found underwear in his bedroom.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 So she leaves.

Speaker 1 Wait, I just looked up a picture of him when he was young, and he's so handsome, it actually hurts my brain.

Speaker 2 No, like he's the guy. So she's all upset and crying because she just found out Love her Life is cheating on her again.

Speaker 2 And she gets a call

Speaker 2 from the Colonel. The Colonel?

Speaker 2 He represents Elvis. Okay.

Speaker 2 And he goes, hey, Elvis saw you

Speaker 2 at this restaurant in LA, whatever he wants to take you to dinner what about Priscilla he was he was single at the time

Speaker 2 but I like that you're looking out thanks

Speaker 2 she goes actually

Speaker 1 yeah all these people are dead though

Speaker 2 I don't think Priscilla's dead Priscilla's not actually you went full Martha Stewart well she's dead so

Speaker 1 Wait me and Hannah literally did that in the card today we were talking about about someone. Hannah was like, well, he's dead.

Speaker 2 I was like, he's very much alive.

Speaker 1 She was like, to me, he's dead.

Speaker 2 That is the new, like, I don't know her. We just go, well, thank God he's dead.

Speaker 1 Wait, I've been wanting to do the challenge, the TikTok challenge, where you, like, hold up a saying that you say, but it has nothing to do with like the conversation. And you have to, like, guess.

Speaker 1 The other friend has to, like, guess, like, we say this one. We hate someone.
Oh, he's dead.

Speaker 2 She have it all set up

Speaker 2 we will we'll do that tick tock add it to the list um so anyway rita moreno went out with elvis

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 he

Speaker 2 marlon brando found out i don't know how they found out like in the 40s or 50s or whenever this was i didn't even know they had carrier pigeon how did they communicate a pigeon

Speaker 2 so he finds out he's freaking out and like threw a chair and she was like and i was so happy about it and the like the crowd went nuts i'm obsessed. And she's just iconic.

Speaker 2 Also, I just want to preference. I know I just threw out some random dates.
Anything before 1990, I don't fucking know. Like,

Speaker 2 when people are like, oh, in the 1700s, that's this, I have no fucking clue. Also, recently, someone was like, when did you start Giggly Squad?

Speaker 2 And I was like, five years ago. And they're like, do you know what month? Who are these people that are like, oh, yeah, March of 2016? Like, that's crazy to me.
Okay, low-key.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm pretty good.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't remember when anything was ever.

Speaker 1 I'm not good, but I do know that I know more than you.

Speaker 2 I believe you. I couldn't tell you, like, you know, when someone's like, winter of 2023.
Nope.

Speaker 2 I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 1 Like, things that happened in the world or, like, things that happened in your own life.

Speaker 2 Both. Like, when people were like, when do you get married? I was like, 2022.

Speaker 2 In the vicinity.

Speaker 1 In the summer. We started Giggly Squad in 2020.

Speaker 1 Right? In June of 2020. No.

Speaker 2 It's difficult. It's difficult.

Speaker 1 September of 2020.

Speaker 2 You know that game show with Travis Kelsey, how they're like, are you smarter than fifth grader? I would just be like, no.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 Also, it's not like, obviously, the fifth graders are studying, like, wars. So, like, I'm not going to beat a fifth grader

Speaker 2 at their passion.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 2 this fifth grader is obsessed with lizards. I'm not going to know more about lizards than this fifth grader.
Smartest fifth grader in the world would whoop my ass.

Speaker 1 I think not a sentence that's brought up enough in this conversation. Like, okay, well, they're studying, so that's like unfair.
We're in the process of learning it right now, so that's cheating.

Speaker 2 If I don't study anything, I wouldn't know anything.

Speaker 1 No, dude, if I don't know what's going on with me, if I don't write it down, didn't happen.

Speaker 2 But again, which is my crazy delusion, like I'll literally be like, I can't, would never win against a fifth grader in a quiz, but I do, I'm delusional. I think I could be

Speaker 2 like Taylor Swift level songwriter. Like I don't think writing songs is hard.

Speaker 2 It's rhyming.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, though.

Speaker 2 Okay, as a creative, I used to love writing poems.

Speaker 1 Oh, so then maybe you could.

Speaker 2 But like, writing poems is not hard. You just express yourself.

Speaker 2 You're just like, I'm sad because he looked at me that way. And I was hoping you weren't going to say.

Speaker 1 I know that I definitely couldn't because I feel like when I got down to doing it, I'd be like, this is way harder than people think. And like, here's the other thing.
I don't do.

Speaker 1 Well, that's one thing. And I don't like doing things that like I don't

Speaker 1 like doing.

Speaker 1 Like, here's the thing with me i am i'm an extremely i feel like decisive person when it comes to a lot of aspects in my life so like if i don't like something i don't like it and i don't want to like cats you didn't like it for six years yeah then you had a little bit of a mental break next you know cat was on your lap and then you're like

Speaker 2 you're just like my brother my brother said he hated chocolate like his whole

Speaker 2 childhood No, something happened that like ticked him off and he's like, I don't fuck with it. And he like, I think he liked that we were like, you're crazy.
You like chocolate. Just taste it.

Speaker 2 And he's like, no, I don't like it. Yeah.
You and Dan are the same.

Speaker 1 I have to get to things on my own time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, eventually he tasted chocolate and he was like, this is good.

Speaker 1 How did we get here? No, how did we get here?

Speaker 2 Wait, can we talk about when we got in the Uber at like

Speaker 2 at like 1 a.m. in Orlando? And we yapped the whole time.
No, and the guy offered us gummer water.

Speaker 1 Okay, wait, let me set the scene. Let me set the scene.
We're in Orlando, Florida, okay? We just performed two shows, so it's like 12.

Speaker 1 We have to wait for the merch line to be done so we can get like the iPad so that we can get in the car to drive to Tampa.

Speaker 1 So we're waiting around, waiting around. We finally get in the car at like, what, like

Speaker 1 2 a.m.? It was late. Maybe like 1.30.
We get in the car.

Speaker 1 It's me, Hannah, and Grace.

Speaker 1 We say to the driver, like, we're so sorry, we're late. Like, it's only an hour and a half drive.
He's like, totally fine, whatever.

Speaker 1 It's like a, not an Uber, it's like a regular, like a car service. And so he took a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 So where are you building it up? I'm building it up.

Speaker 2 Give me more details.

Speaker 1 So this nice man, nice gentleman dressed in a suit

Speaker 1 grabs a bag of gum, turns around to the back seats of me and Hannah, and goes, Do you want any gum?

Speaker 1 Can I offer you any gum, any refreshments? Hannah goes, oh, I'm good on the gum, sir.

Speaker 1 I'm really trying to slow down tonight.

Speaker 2 I go, we're going to first slow. He goes,

Speaker 1 he didn't offer you cocaine.

Speaker 2 He goes, do you want cut more water? I go, sorry, we're slowing down for the night.

Speaker 1 Sorry, we're trying to put ourselves down for the night. And excessive chewing would defeat the purpose.

Speaker 2 It's funny because at the time it was so funny saying it out loud now and I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's because we've legit been delusional.

Speaker 2 When you said he didn't offer us cocaine, that's when I lost it. And then...

Speaker 1 Well, because then he started laughing too.

Speaker 2 So then I knew we got gotcha.

Speaker 2 You want gotcha?

Speaker 2 Actually,

Speaker 2 when we get the Uber driver to laugh, there's no better.

Speaker 1 No, I was just going to say, I'm not trying to be a pick-me girl.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm truly not trying to sound pick-me, but there is a satisfaction when an older man laughs at your, now I get why you, Mary, does.

Speaker 1 When an older man laughs at your jokes i'm sorry i'm just gonna say it there is another level of like

Speaker 2 because there's a challenge

Speaker 2 there's no reason why he should

Speaker 1 there's no universe that he should find us relatable if there's an older man in the crowd at giggly squad live we do become obsessed

Speaker 1 Because that is a challenge for us to get them to laugh. Like, we already know that the gigglers are funny, smart, quick-witted, and like get what's going on.

Speaker 2 But also like when the old man thinks we're great, I'm like, wow, like that woman found a gem. This one guy in the front was like, yeah, I went to therapy.
And I was like, yeah, because you're older.

Speaker 2 And he's like, yeah, I'm like, is this your second marriage? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, you were pre-trained by your first wife.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, okay, was any other guy in Tampa, has he ever gone to therapy besides this guy that was clearly court-ordered? And he starts dying laughing.

Speaker 2 And my daddy issues were healed.

Speaker 1 No, it was so good. Well, here's the other thing: in casinos, which I learned on stage that the casinos will hold a certain amount of tickets for like walk-in people like at their casino.

Speaker 1 So, like, you could be there and be like, oh, I don't know what Giggly Squad is, but I'm going to go to it. So, there were people there that had no idea what was going on.

Speaker 1 And that you could tell by looking at that. Yes, and that just threw me off.

Speaker 2 The Giggly Squad shows

Speaker 2 are all the hottest, most stylish, funniest, coolest. I'm a little biased, but like literally most successful, smartest women in that city.

Speaker 1 No, and truly they wear the cutest fucking outfits.

Speaker 2 So it's very clear when someone's not a giggler in the crowd.

Speaker 1 I'm like, are these the police?

Speaker 2 Like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 Are we being tracked?

Speaker 2 Who told them we were here?

Speaker 2 That's how we feel. You let them in.

Speaker 1 I feel like we're having like a party in our basement in high school and we're like, who told their freaking parents?

Speaker 2 But low-key, I love when, like,

Speaker 2 just a simple middle-aged couple who looks like they've never even they don't even know what queef is what a queef is they've never heard of leve

Speaker 1 no or um and god bless them or fuck boys and they stay the whole time and they leave smiling that that makes me feel warm no that makes me feel joy this special segment presented by nordstrom and a cast creative once my birthday comes i feel like it's officially thanksgiving time which means it's basically basically holiday season, which means you.

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Speaker 1 Honestly, I'm very still into the no pants, but tights. Like, I need tights in every single place.

Speaker 2 With like a large blazer?

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Speaker 2 I feel like for the holidays, I also like to have fun with cute jackets, maybe a faux fur.

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Speaker 1 Honestly, I feel like that's great for gifting yourself. There's nothing I love more than when I'm shopping for everyone on my list.

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Speaker 2 They also have like comfy stuff like throw blankets or stuff for the home. Yeah, decorating your apartment or your house is talking about gifts for other people.

Speaker 2 Okay, sorry, I'm talking about gifts for my home.

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Speaker 2 Ooh, I actually I have one more mental health moment.

Speaker 2 And I don't have credit for this. I don't know where I saw it, but it wasn't me who came up with it.

Speaker 2 How, you know, how people get triggered?

Speaker 2 Instead of finding your trigger,

Speaker 2 find your glimmer.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Glimmer is the opposite of trigger. So it's like knowing the things that can instantly put you in a better mood.
and being aware of it.

Speaker 1 Could you name two right now?

Speaker 2 Let's say you love the smell of... What are those flowers you like?

Speaker 1 Peonies. Hot take.
I don't think any flowers smell good.

Speaker 2 Wow. Wow.

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 1 And that's crazy because for a minute my brand was like sending yourself flowers. And like, I always, I mean, I get flowers like every Sunday from my apartment.

Speaker 1 I fucking love them, but I've never smelt a flower and said, that smells so good.

Speaker 2 So you just like how they look?

Speaker 1 I like how they look.

Speaker 2 Then why don't you just get fake ones?

Speaker 1 Because that's tacky.

Speaker 2 You know, I actually have fake ones from Amazon, and it's the best thing I've ever done.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it depends on where they are. Like, I put them in places that, like, I couldn't have fake flowers.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, I put a little purple flowers in the middle of like my dining room table that just look really yeah, that like you don't, you're not going in there every day.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 2 no, and they're not like flower flowers, they're like little beads of whatever.

Speaker 1 No, in my last apartment, I had like a little fake flower set.

Speaker 1 And my mom walked in and was like, ew.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 I don't like the smell of any perfume.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 I think it all smells chemical and like gets me nauseous. You don't wear any perfume.
No, and if someone's wearing like a lot of perfume, I like, I can't handle it. Well, it's like I can't smoke weed.

Speaker 2 I'm just like really sensitive.

Speaker 1 No, your body's

Speaker 2 so sensitive.

Speaker 1 Wait, I feel like I wear a lot of perfume.

Speaker 2 But yours is, I like, you wear like sweet, like.

Speaker 1 I wear different kinds.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Like, I like the ones that are like coconutty or like vanilla-y.
I don't mind that, but some of these fucking crazy perfumes. Once I was at the U.S.

Speaker 2 Open and the guy in front of me, his hair smelled so strong of whatever spray he put in.

Speaker 1 I was like, I have to leave. See, I love a smell.

Speaker 2 I like the natural smell of Dez's forehead.

Speaker 1 I've slept with some of the ugliest guys because they've smelled amazing.

Speaker 2 No, but that's literally old spice. That's not them.

Speaker 1 I'm like, gotcha.

Speaker 2 They go, gotcha. Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Anyway, we have to find our glimmers, even if it's ugly men that smell good.

Speaker 2 So it's just like reframing your perspective to be, instead of being like, oh, that's offensive, that's offensive, being like,

Speaker 2 I,

Speaker 2 that was such a cute moment of that child who smiled at me when we made eye contact. Or like, sometimes I'm bad at the little things in life.

Speaker 2 And focusing on your glimmers.

Speaker 2 I did just see a TikTok about a guided research. What do you think? Is it better to have more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts?

Speaker 1 Christ, seems like a trick question.

Speaker 2 Do I want more positive thoughts?

Speaker 1 She's never not funny.

Speaker 1 Okay, do I want more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts?

Speaker 2 What do you think is better for your mental health?

Speaker 1 I think I need more positive thoughts,

Speaker 1 but it's the answer is less

Speaker 2 negative thoughts. And Des was like, what kind of science do they do? Apparently they did a study, but they said it's better to actually have less negative thoughts.

Speaker 2 And I didn't listen to the rest of it. Great.

Speaker 2 But I do think that makes sense because it's a concept of you can't always be happy, but like content is like, should be what you want.

Speaker 2 I'd rather be content than like.

Speaker 1 What about for the people that aren't having thoughts?

Speaker 2 They're living the best life.

Speaker 1 Like I sometimes, like I, when I think about like being anxious, I don't think I actively have like negative thoughts about myself,

Speaker 1 but I don't have, I don't think I necessarily have like active positive thoughts about myself.

Speaker 2 When I'm anxious, I'm in like a thought spiral where my brain will not shut up.

Speaker 2 Like I literally can't be in the moment because I'm fighting like so many I'm trying to figure out so many problems that I invented in my head.

Speaker 1 I go, I go very worst case scenario. Like, I, like, all of my, I would say, negative thoughts are all like fear-based of like, what if, what if this happens? And what if that happens?

Speaker 1 And, like, what if I die? And, like, what if,

Speaker 1 you know.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, we're all going to die.

Speaker 2 Gotcha. Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Okay, wait. One more mental health thing.

Speaker 2 Look, we had a weekend.

Speaker 1 I also have a funny story about how dumb men are. Okay, don't forget.
I'm not.

Speaker 2 I talked to you about this in the car.

Speaker 2 This girl, Grace McCarrick on TikTok, because I'm going to give credit, was talking about how...

Speaker 2 you know, sometimes, especially with Thanksgiving coming up, we're going to see a lot of our family, how sometimes you could be your like worst self around the people closest to you.

Speaker 2 And she was like, that's really not how it should be. Like, really try to be your most compassionate, kind, and empathetic side of yourself around the people closest to you.

Speaker 2 You should not be that with these people who you're not close to every day. Like, why are you giving your best self to, like, random strangers every day?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I'm guilty of that. Like, I can remember every single prom day that I ever had, and I was so mean to my mom on prom day because I was so stressed out.

Speaker 2 I love that. And I still feel bad for that.
Full diva on your prom day. Are you going to do that on your wedding day? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I might. I think I would.

Speaker 2 I think I would. If you're not, that would be weird.

Speaker 1 It would be weird if I wasn't.

Speaker 2 I can just see you being like, Hannah, make sure no one comes in my room right now. And I have to like stand outside the door and be like, sorry, she's not available.

Speaker 1 She's not taking appointments right now.

Speaker 2 She's not taking appointments right now. Wait, why are men dumb?

Speaker 1 Speaking of weddings,

Speaker 2 perfect segue.

Speaker 1 I'm on the phone with Craig the other night and he's telling me about

Speaker 2 right when it happened

Speaker 2 yeah that's the end of the story

Speaker 1 right when it happened I was like I gotta write this down for my freaking podcast

Speaker 1 he is telling me about someone's wedding that he went to or we were like talking about someone's wedding whatever and he was like yeah it was really nice they they said their own vowels to each other and I go what'd you say and he said oh like they read their own vowels and I was like that's so crazy because a vowel is a e I

Speaker 1 And he was like, Yeah, I'm talking about wedding vowels.

Speaker 2 And I go, I don't, I don't think those exist. This is one of those moments where you think, How long has this man been going around this earth saying vowels?

Speaker 2 No, what has he thought when he heard people say vow? Like, does he think that's something different?

Speaker 1 This is a perfect example of this: a moment where I actually did have a positive thought about myself.

Speaker 2 I thought, wow,

Speaker 1 I am so much smarter

Speaker 1 than a lot of the people I surround myself with.

Speaker 2 Where is friends to be like, that's not how you say it? I was like, the fact that it went this long that it got to you is like not acceptable.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I said, you're 36 and a lawyer. You take vows when you are sworn in to be a lawyer, I think.
Like, I was like, you've definitely heard the word vow.

Speaker 2 I would have just kept going and like leaned into it.

Speaker 1 I know, I was, well, because I was scared.

Speaker 2 I got nervous.

Speaker 1 I go, I can't.

Speaker 2 You were like, how bad is it?

Speaker 1 I go, I don't think I can,

Speaker 1 I don't think I can hold it down for the both of us.

Speaker 1 I'm not that strong. I'm not God's strongest.
And he knows this.

Speaker 2 Wait, this reminds me of a joke way back in the day. Aziz Ansari made about 50 Cent.
Have you heard that joke? No.

Speaker 2 He was like, one day, 50 Cent sat next to me at a restaurant, and I told the person I was with, Shut the fuck up. I have to hear everything 50 Cent is about to say on this

Speaker 2 dinner date.

Speaker 2 And how 50 Cent ordered grapefruit juice, and the grapefruit juice came. And he goes, Why isn't this shit purple?

Speaker 2 And he goes, In that moment, I realized 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is. And he's like, How many times has he seen a grapefruit and been like, That's a big ass orange?

Speaker 2 So that's Craig with vowels.

Speaker 1 I'm like saying vowels is something you do in second grade.

Speaker 1 That's like when Chris DeStefano was pronouncing Tupperware as Tuberware.

Speaker 2 Wait, shut up. Chris DeStefano is a giggler.
He literally messaged me this weekend and was like, you and Paige crack me up. And I was like, yeah, because we're stupid Italians.

Speaker 1 No, that's so funny. He has a clip with someone and I remember seeing it like years ago and laughing my ass off because he was saying it wrong his whole life.
And the men are embarrassing.

Speaker 1 They're so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 These are every day. Did he believe you when you said vow or did he try to like mansplain and be like, you're saying? Because if guys say something really confident, I'll be like, maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 Maybe it is vow.

Speaker 1 No, for the first five seconds, he was like, what are you saying? And

Speaker 2 I go, no, no.

Speaker 1 I can, I'm not, I'm sticking to my guns on this one. I was like, no, you're wrong.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, though, like the grass is always greener because i'm with a guy who's smarter than me and i have to decide if i need to ruin the flow of the conversation to ask him what a certain word means like you know when most of the time you're like i i don't need to know what this word means like i get the gist yeah but every now and then i'm like i can't continue this conversation without the definition of that word he because he also uses like european words and stuff that like throws me that throws me he's really sweet like i'll be like i'm sorry what does that word mean and he gives me like a whole definition wait that's so cute it's so cute no man has ever taught me a single thing

Speaker 2 but i do have to say like just a warning out there like when you're with a guy who's smarter than you you will lose some arguments and i thought that was illegal i thought as a wife it was like illegal to lose an argument to your husband but like he will straight up he's he get he's like smart yeah

Speaker 2 but like you know when guys are dumb and you're like oh you want to you really want to go there with me because i'm about to fucking like.

Speaker 1 No, I'll

Speaker 1 file my fucking nails while I eat.

Speaker 2 Or I'll say something to Jez and then he'll like double down on something. And I'm like, okay, where do we, how do we get here? So that's just a warning.

Speaker 2 Decide, do you want to get smarter or do you want to win fights?

Speaker 1 I also wanted to say

Speaker 1 one last thing about Wicked, and then I truly am done.

Speaker 1 Ariana Grande posted a clip of her watching it with her grandma.

Speaker 2 Oh my god, I saw.

Speaker 1 And I just thought that was like so freaking sweet. Like think about how that grandma feels watching her granddaughter have the career that she's had.

Speaker 1 And I mean like sky's the limit obviously, but like this is a very like pinnacle moment for her.

Speaker 2 Not to compare it to myself and my grandpa, but

Speaker 1 I actually had a feel I

Speaker 2 wasn't gonna say it

Speaker 1 because I was like, there's no way.

Speaker 2 But that's So

Speaker 2 I was thinking

Speaker 2 Ariana Grande, you know, like she, she has the most incredible songs. But like some of her songs, like, I benzen all night, I've been, well, not Benzin.

Speaker 1 No, I love those ones. Those are like, I feel like I clubbed to those.

Speaker 2 Gami walkinsa to sat. Like, you know, her grandma's like, I love her, but like something, she's like, the grandma's not like.
She's like, okay, well, that was a little inappropriate.

Speaker 1 No way. Because I think.

Speaker 2 No, I think she loves it, but like, I'm just saying when she saw Wicked, she probably was like, this is sweet. Oh, like, I was raised on musicals.
Yeah. And, like, this is beautiful.

Speaker 1 Like, she definitely saw the original Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, when, that's how I felt, like, when I did reality TV. And my grandpa was like, I hate that programme.

Speaker 2 But then my grandpa died, and he never saw my Netflix special. But that's the moment we would have had.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think what my grandma said when I first went on reality TV.

Speaker 2 I just compared We Ride at Dawn to Wicked.

Speaker 1 As you should, Hannah.

Speaker 1 As you should.

Speaker 1 Guys, thanks for giggling with us today.

Speaker 1 I'm going to try and work on the problem that I have over in my home here with Hannah and the singing. And I vow to the gigglers that I will make it stop.

Speaker 2 I tried to show Des the video that we made of me doing it, and he literally goes, I'm going to divorce you. And I'm like, I told him that's what you were going to say.

Speaker 1 No, because we can't have it, Hannah. We're used.
Here's the other thing. We are used to you being so good at everything you do.
So you also have to think of the people around you.

Speaker 1 So like when you're not at a level that you're- You call me an inconsiderate, untalented fuck.

Speaker 1 So like we're just not used to you being like, hey, I can hit this note and then clearly not hitting anywhere close to the version of the note. We're thrown on the side.

Speaker 2 Do you know what's freeing? Yeah. Do you know what's freeing? Having zero expectations and just not being good at something? That's what I'm sick of having to be good at things.
Can we normalize?

Speaker 1 No, Hannah, you're the anchor. You keep us going.

Speaker 2 I don't like what... What are you fucking talking about? I'm going to take a vow right now.

Speaker 2 I'm going to take a vow right now that I'm going to do things that bring me joy. Okay.
No matter how good or bad I am at that point.

Speaker 1 And I'm going to support them and I'm going to make as many comments as I see fit and necessary.

Speaker 2 And you are really good at making comments, so together it will be successful.

Speaker 1 Empowering.

Speaker 2 We're not even making sense anymore.

Speaker 2 I just realized I've been traveling from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Well, we landed, we recorded the pod. I love the fresh off-the-weekend pods because they're just

Speaker 1 pure chaos. I'm not going to lie.
I can't wait to get back to like being in the studio recording the pod,

Speaker 1 not being on tour, like getting back to basics.

Speaker 2 we actually have some surprises coming there's a little

Speaker 2 fun change nothing nothing nothing that affects anyone else no nothing crazy it's honestly very about us it's it's yeah and also i think we might be like making our own studio that could be fun i think it'd be cool to decorate it my side is like Hannah coded and your side is page coded.

Speaker 2 Because I was like, how are we going to design it and like agree on stuff? Create a channel. put it down the middle.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, that's literally the smartest idea you've ever had.

Speaker 2 Like, so we both just go off in our aesthetics.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm like obsessed.

Speaker 2 No, I'm excited. That'll be really fun.

Speaker 1 Okay, that'll be really fun. I already have so many ideas.
I'm getting a sconce.

Speaker 2 You're going to install it yourself with your fucking.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I'm going to come over with my level.
I'm going to get my little mini ladder. Yeah, no, I'm going to have a fucking gun.

Speaker 2 What do you call your thing?

Speaker 1 Oh, my.

Speaker 1 I was going to say my stun gun.

Speaker 1 My nail gun.

Speaker 2 You have a stun gun?

Speaker 1 No, I don't have a stun gun.

Speaker 2 It does seem like a good gift for Christmas for you, though. I feel like you'd love that.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can get them in New York. I mean, we could figure it out.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 You pull it out. Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Gotcha.

Speaker 2 Okay, we have to go. We We love you guys so much.
Thank you for giggling. Oh, yeah.
We didn't even bring up Thanksgiving. Haven't amazed.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That's because we're real friends.

Speaker 2 We're real friends, so we didn't even bring it up. We didn't bring it up.
We're not going to text you with happy turkey day. That's no.
This is real shit. Real, recognize, real.

Speaker 2 Have fun with your family. Look out for the glimmers.
And we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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