Giggling about brunch, aging backwards, and water aliens

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Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
I mean, the day just got away from me.

Lois, do you want to say something on the pod?

Giggly squad.

Are you saying, what's up, gigglers?

What's up, gigglers?

Now let's say it louder.

What's up, gigglers?

Go, gigglers? Go gigglers.

Yay!

How y'all doing?

Paige and I just came back from Texas, and we've saved at least 22 minutes off our lives

by saying y'all instead of you guys.

I'm going to be honest.

I feel like I didn't meet enough people with, like, thick accents.

Like, here's one thing about me. When we go to different parts of the country, I'm cosplaying.
I want the full effect. Like I want all the stereotypes.
I want to be in the mix. Well, tell them what happened when you took a photo in the elevator.
We, like, touched down in Texas.

And we're at, like, our first venue.

And I'm trying to, like, get in the elevator to take a picture.

And one of the maintenance guys that, like, works at the venue was, like,

where are y'all trying to go?

Like, he was going to help me with the elevator.

And I just, like, instinctually said back, oh, no problem, sir.

I'm just taking a picture.

And then I was, like, I'm'm so sorry your culture is not my costume i apologize we get down to texas and i'm so excited because i put together an outfit like cute farm girl cunty like could not be more what a stereotype of what I think someone in Texas dresses like but I thought they were gonna accept me with open arms walk in everyone's dressed like the club and I'm here looking like Annie get your gun Annie get your damn gun everyone was like what are you doing and I was like I got brought a cowbell yeah you were like I'm living in texas like what are you doing shout out to texas for being the first state that the izzy trash guy got booed off stage that's never happened in the history of izzy trash in the history of giggly squad and let's just like let's just like run some crunch some numbers really quickly which we've never done either i've though a sentence let me crunch some numbers quickly

no no numbers really quickly either i've though a sentence let me crunch some numbers quickly

no number has ever been crunched on giggly squad has it been misappropriated absolutely has it been crunched negative okay this is our second tour we are almost done with our second tour and we have done like 50 over 40 okay let's just say 50 cities so far last year let's say we did another let's just say we did another 50 we'll just round up we don't we actually have no idea what's going on for the sake of the story for the sake of the story let's just say we've performed giggly squad 80 80 times 80 to 100 times never in the history of giggly squad has a man been booed off of stage Have I been like You're actually for serious annoying me Like leave the stage

A girl squad has a man been booed off of stage have i been like you're actually for serious annoying me like leave the stage a girl have has man has men sorry no great question has men have they phenomenal question to bring up and never in the history of Giggly Squad has a man said, no, I'm not coming on stage. No.
And that was the other show. Okay.
Texas. I have so much to say about Texas.
This is the problem. There's a lot of problems going on.
I got an abortion in the bathroom. Came out.
And. I was like, why are you looking at me weird? Why are you looking at me weird? The men.
Have there been boos on G squad yes yes there's always booze if i'm doing my job well that man will be booed do i want him to get stoned no and will i will i break him down to build him back up yes i have like we are it's an art form we're doing with izzy trash i know how to navigate the crowd and the guy and keep it all no one gets hurt that was the word that was literally exact word i wanted to say but i could never come up with that word i'm not entirely sure on what it means but no but it's perfect for the moment this man comes up and i think he was like blackout which is funny because the boys never get black because they squad because they stay alert they need to stay alert they don't know what's about to happen they don't definitely stay woke stay alert when you're at giggly squad and you have a penis that i want i want the boys at a club to feel like how girls normally feel at a club we have an escape plan at all times in our life the only time you don't need an escape plan as a woman is at Giggly Squad. The bathrooms are ours.
It is as if the outside world, we've had the men go extinct. And there's only like one or two in the crowd that we're procreating with.
You know, like that's how we're keeping the world alive. So this man comes up drunk and also cocky.
Like he was like, like I asked him a question. He's like, well, repeated it back to me and i was like oh no but then the crowd was like i guess like he showed enough disrespect that the crowd was like we're not gonna even let hannah and page deal with this like we're dealing with this to the point that i was like guys it's okay we got it and the crowd was like get him we didn't even get it we didn't even get a question out i didn't get one question out for him he gets kicked out then the next show in austin i see a douchebag third row and i said are you a boyfriend they said yes i said babe come up and he shakes his head no now a lot of guys a lot of guys do this and i go look at you acting shy get your ass up here he's like no i'm not coming up and I'm like okay this is I've never felt rejection like this before and I looked at him and I was like I'm not going to be mean which obviously is a lie but I was like I got you like we do this every show like you came to the show this is the one thing you can do is entertain the gigglers and he wouldn't come up and then you had a conspiracy theory theory was one of two things one he's like old so shy that it like would he would have literally had a panic attack and that i support like he didn't want to get into musical theater and that's fine i support not getting involved or he was so scared of what our questions were and we don don't go like us.
We don't go that hard.

Like we're not trying to like break them.

And we certainly don't do anything that would like actually jeopardize your relationship.

I think he was like scared.

We were like actually going to go hard and be like, let me see the last DM you sent.

Or like, let me see the last text.

And that's why I think he didn't come up.

But also, again, I just made all of that up. So.
But also, you're right. You've never been wrong.
I've literally never been wrong ever. But period.
But it's funny because we're like, we're not going to go through your phone. But then the guy that comes up, I go, I ask them, like, what's the background of your phone? And this guy pulls out like a whole-do list that's on his background and I go I go give me the phone babe and I look at it and I'm like first of all I literally put my hands on his shoulder because I have a inspirational quote on my phone and I was like we've both been through dark times which you've had for like a couple years now I've had it because I'm a little superstitious so when things started going well i was like i can't change the quote but it still is like the most depressing quote on my phone a sports person like that wouldn't even run through my mind no if i change my background the whole world will collapse so everyone butterfly effect yeah you're like you're welcome and i also like to see it to be like how far we've come so that when i'm sad i'm like remember when you were sad sad remember when you were sad sad sad so anyway the first thing it says is like be grateful so i'm like oh this is dark and then he said the most manly shit he was, when you're not doing anything, do pushups or squats.

Just do it.

And I'm like, okay, toxic masculinity.

Damn.

And then my favorite was by Friday, fix your finances.

And it was so wholesome.

And so that actually made me like love him.

I was like, that's so cute and stupid.

But then he goes, then he goes then he goes set therapy appointment and then the following week set another therapy appointment i go you're so close let's just set it to weekly so you don't have to keep setting one each week but you're so like pick one day that your therapist has that slot open and you're in there weekly. But no, it was so cute.
I will say 52 shows has it's done me in. I'm I'm emotionally drained.
I can't pick out another outfit. i i page disorbo on november 19th at 10 30 a.m i cannot do it i can not put together another you've been sucked fire outfit it's literally it's i have nothing left in me i have no more clothes i've literally exhausted okay but can i just explain how pages this is her tuesday but come friday when we have to be in miami this bitch is gonna have it together i'm like wait till you see my outfits tonight throughout the tour page will be like i can't do it anymore and then she'll like get a good diet coke and be like life is living that diet coke in dallas saved my life that diet coke in dallas saved my fucking life she was taking photos of it i was like this i'm gonna post that diet coke because nothing hit the way that coke did wait can you explain wait what i need to bring something to the forefront to say, to compliment you and say a personality trait that I don't think people know about you.
And I, I've recently learned it and it's quickly become my favorite thing about you. Like I'll never, I'll never go to another person for this specific situation.
I no idea what you're gonna say hannah has this crazy ability that in any city we're in she she will find you the best breakfast place like no ifs ands or buts like you land your room's not ready that's fine hannah Berner's gonna take you to the most fire brunch you've ever had wait no people don't know this about me at all people don't know this about because people be like oh hannah's not fun like she doesn't do coke and she doesn't party okay i said it one time bitch i party but i party with pancakes to the face like i i'm dancing i'm dancing i know exactly what to order i i will find like in the middle of nowhere when i'm driving from like city to city the perfect brunch spot and like i have a i have an eye for diners like i can tell when it's shit no hannah you have an eye for a diner eye and it's like it can't be taught so like anyone listening i'm it's either have it or you don't and you want to know what i don't have it and that's fine because you have it and i don't need mean to like promote um capitalism right now but like i still fuck with yelp and you've made fun of me before i pull out my yelp yeah i put breakfast spots and then i'm looking at it and i'm looking through the photos i'm looking through through the reviews you're going through vibes you're going you go through you do it energetic energetically energetically i see their aura so there was a place in dallas but had, Paige had to walk like four blocks and I was like, she's going to be, she's going to have a fit, like literally a toddler. So like second block, she's like, I don't know where you're taking us.
And we see like one shop that has pink bows and she's like, is that, can we stop by the pink bow place? And I'm like, focus, we're going to food. She goes, are you sure it's not it's not that place i'm like no it's not the place with the pink bows

you were fighting for your life and you were like go towards the pink bows

no that's not where we're going i was fighting for my life

and then we get there and we order pancakes happy Happiest she's ever been. She was like, I love Tor.
I started doing this really weird thing. It's not weird.
It's actually genius. Where I convince myself because I always want eggs, but I also always want pancakes.
So I convince myself that if I order pancakes for the table, it's not like me getting pancakes. But then I've noticed that Hannah and Grace have literally never once touched the pancakes for the table.
And I, in fact, am continuously getting two entrees. I do have to say pancakes for the table is a power move.
Everyone should be doing that at brunch. I'm obsessed with it.
for the table because it's like it's like bread for the table exactly it's extra bread for the table or like a little dessert to dabble in also we are do not tell me i could get one drink when you get to brunch you need your water because you need to hydrate you need your orange juice or coke whatever your juice or soda of choices and you need a coffee your your caffeine so i want to drown myself in liquids before the eggs even come yeah and these are just that's just the law you and grace always get the same order we well and I are very connected. You're very connected.
I was. Wait.
Do you remember how bitchy I was when like I went up to go to the bathroom? You know when you leave your two friends? Yeah. Like you don't know if they're alone too much together.
And I go, maybe you guys can talk about Grace Anatomy. And then I walked away.
Me and Grace. Me and Grace have a different type of relationship than you and grace like she's like protective of you she's very protective of me and she's very like weary that i'm gonna like break out into as like hysterics like i'm either gonna cry or freak the fuck out like there's really no in between for me on tour where grace and i will just whisper to be like how's page doing today is she in a mood i told i had to warn her one morning i was like page is gonna hate my outfit tonight so just mentally prepare she's not gonna be happy and grace was like are you serious and i'm like just letting you know and it was so funny because it was the one outfit that i was like, Paige is going to like, it's going to ruin her night.

And like, she doesn't even know that her night's going to be ruined and it's because of me.

And then I put on this outfit.

You turn to me and you go, hey, it's kind of cute.

And I was like, that you like the full plaid fit.

You loved it. We've also started this entire bit that like any city we go to.

Why is it any city that you're in that you don't live in everything is so so cute no new yorkers when we visit any other city will like literally see a a sign post and we'll be like wait that's literally so cute we literally i feel like living in new york city and then going any other city, you don't feel like it's... Even though New York is considered like a small city, I don't think of any other city in the country.
I don't think New York's considered a small city. I mean, like, geography-wise.
Like, it's 12 miles. It has, like...
Okay, crunching numbers in new york city is 12 miles and it has like 8 million people but when i go to other cities i always think it's smaller than new york city like any other city i'm like oh this is a small town like when i'm in chicago i'm like oh cute small town so cute everything is cute we'll literally get like a plate and i'll be like this is the cutest plate we love little things in other places but you know what it is we never leave the hotel so when we leave the hotel and there's like a little bit of sunshine we're like okay cute what's that job called when you like make stuff stuff up on the microphone podcasting. When you just talk to each other.
Don't say anything. What's the job called when it's like the study of people.
Sociology. Okay.
I feel like because we've traveled to the country. Like I could meet anyone and be like you're from this part of the country this is how like we may start becoming psychics like especially with izzy trash when guys come up because we've asked so many questions we know based on like the shirt they're wearing if they have an apple watch what kind of socks how they do their hair we know like what career they have what kind of like personality they have even guessed some men's names right before we're sociologists we're sociologists this is a this is a scientific podcast i want speaking of science have you heard about the water aliens are they they on your algorithm? They sure freaking are.

Why is no one talking about it?

No, this is the craziest thing.

It's not a conspiracy theory.

They said, hey, there's some people and they live in the ocean.

This is why they're pushing Domingo so hard right now on SNL

because they're trying to distract us from the water aliens.

Shut out, Marcelo.

Shut out, Marcelo.

No, there's...

Shut out, Marcelo and his start,

which was Hannah Berger's bachelorette party.

Like...

I don't think he's, like, remembering his roots

and where he came from.

And it was Hannah's bachelorette party

in which we convinced him to do that set.

Thank you. I don't think he's like remembering his roots and where he came from.
And it was Hannah's Bachelorette party in which we convinced him to do that set to like become a comedian. And now on SNL, we're also managers and agents.

If you're wondering who the girls are behind Marcello, it's us.

It was literally us.

We took a chance on an unknown kid and we said you're a star we crank out talent i mean we just look we have an eye for these things we sure do and we have an eye for humor um yeah the water aliens like hello what are we gonna do what are we gonna are they are they cool are they not like i need some more information i'd love to think they are cool i've heard like a different then i've like gotten on conspiracy theory tiktok of like what their demeanor is what they're like where they're from like all this weird shit we have to see like who's talking about them like is it their friends talking about them because then they're cool but if it's their enemies then obviously the enemies would talk shit on them here's the thing here's why i am going with the thought of like that they're cool is because like they've been in the sky like they've seen like they're saying that like the sky or the water they're saying that like their little contraption things that they're in or whatever have gone up into the sky and then they go back down and they live under the water so it's like they've seen us they know about us and they're like we have no interest and it's kind of cunt the current in the current climate we're gonna go under the water so they have like a whole town underwater like Atlantis. I don't know.

I don't know.

Are they hot?

I just feel like they see us and they're like, ew.

Like they're New Yorkers going to any other city.

They're like cute, but I'd never live here.

That's so bad.

It's literally me going anywhere in the Midwest. i'm like so cute i have no interest yeah i'm just i was watching this alien abduction thing on netflix about how this woman was like she's like this italian woman that was just like one day the aliens like put something in my nose and they did an x-ray and there's like a little thing in my nose and they're like tracking me.
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Can I just say one thing about the internet? The internet was supposed to bring truth to the world and somehow nothing has been nothing is accurate and everything's i mean look at like the let's talk no hannah nothing's real let's talk about mike tyson and jake paul that rigged not a real thing like how have i'm happy that mike tyson got 20 million dollars i didn't have to see elder abuse on my TV. I feel like, okay, this is also so crazy.
Me, Hannah, and Grace were in, where were we? We were driving. We were driving from some city in Texas to another city in Texas.
I literally can't even tell you. And everyone makes fun of my iPad, but hey hey we watched the fight on my ipad and we this is gonna be crazy we used a hot spot and hannah literally thought it was aliens so i don't believe in hot spots it does not believe in hot spots i have a question if my internet wasn't working today and we wanted to do this zoom could you hot spot could i have used a hot I have used it? Yeah.
Would it have worked for a Zoom? Yeah. Like, does it max out? Like, it could do a Zoom? It could do a Zoom.
Could I download a video? Yeah, you could probably download a video. Could I contact a water alien? Okay, so my toxic trade is I think I could do a Mike Tyson impression.
look jake paul's gonna die i'm a killer and i'm gonna kill him and that's that's just what happens and i love my pigeons and i love my daughter and i think i have a son i'm not sure and look they're gonna die i can't help it that's pretty good i can't help it it's also just like he has a lisp no one's talking about it no one talks about it i'm just doing my andrew collin with a higher octave no but that's why i was scared because jake paul comes in all flashy um his brothers spraying him with whatever they're promoting i had to look up what that was because it was which is probably exactly what they wanted you to do yeah it was like a spray deodorant whatever it's a spray deodorant and they're milking it and they have cars and explosions they had pigeons in a in a box i loved i just loved being on tiktok after and like all the girls just being like oh women are so emotional and it's just a picture of jake paul rolling in on like that car it's like we're so dramatic okay yeah and then mike tyson shows up just himself in a ripped black shirt and i'm like i'm out like i'd be like i'd be so scared i would have been peeing my pants also when i found out that mike tyson doesn't brush his teeth i was like that's insane behavior that's the same behavior and that's why like i would not want to fight him no not that so then they started fighting and at first we're like okay mike it's 58 he can't fight but then everyone's saying like he didn't do one uppercut which is his his known move i've heard stories that in the contract it said that mike tyson no uppercut could not perform any uppercuts and could not knock him out in the first round i think that he would have been knocked out in the first round but if they went to eight rounds they were gonna get more money and they need and mike tyson wanted

the money and i stand i stand with you well that little girl interviewed mike tyson it was so cute and she was like mike tyson what does this mean for your legacy and he was like legacy the made up and we're all gonna die and be underground someday and she was like oh i never thought about she's like perfect thank you that girl quit her job and she was going to be a future sports reporter um and he went to the dark side with her but anyway long story short i'm just sick of fake shit can we get back to being real hannah i'm so glad you said that because i had the exact same feeling the other day where I was just like, I'm sick of marketing. I'm like, is anything real? Everything's clickbait.
Everything is clickbait nowadays. And I'm so fucking sick of it.
Okay. Well then, you know what? I mean, this is a perfect time for me to call myself out because a couple of pods ago I was on here like complaining about rage bait.
And I was just like, what is rage bait? Like this, like, it it's like really annoying me and I, it's like a made up thing and blah, blah, blah. I posted a picture yesterday in my grid that was a bunch of things in a TSA bin.
Now. I was going to ask you about this.
Someone commented and said, lipstick cap off, you know about rage bait. Now I was not aware that that was something that was infused in rage bait like taking your lipstick cap off also guys I want to preface um I did not take that at the actual TSA line you freaks how could I have possibly gotten that iconic shot if you think that me and my assistant aren't over here thinking of new aesthetics and cute things i ordered a tsa bin on amazon all my tsa bin picks like if you ever see a tsa bin pick where it's like cute aesthetic accessories i have a tsa bin and i take it in my living room you're the problem no i know that's why i'm that's why i'm being truthful and honest i love that you're open and honest about that but you ordering a tsa bin on amazon is the craziest that's up there with the girls taking photos in the private jets that's just one chair in hollywood like in a street i think it look i think those pictures are it looks so fucking cool i did comment, that's why you took so long in TSA.
Yeah, like I could have never gotten that in TSA. I'm throwing in different bags.
We're doing different shoes. We're like, I'm playing.
I'm over here playing. So I commend you for not only understanding what Rage Bait is, but then participating in it.
Participating. Just trying to immerse myself in the culture so

that i really know and that shows how you can learn and change perspective on something and embrace it things that you previously hated so maybe you're bringing the world together in this political climate so grace posted a bunch of stuff on instagram and you commented take down this photo yeah then grace told me that you can go in and take down a photo after posting um you can take so i'm connected to the giggly squad account so i was like what am i doing waiting for grace to take down this horrible photo let me go on to the account and you can delete the i think you can only delete in like the carousel of like however many are in the dump I want to say you can only delete the first one but I might be wrong I think you can go in and delete other ones I had no idea that was a woman in stem yeah feature that was updated like a little bit ago I have a pitch for the next Emily in Paris okay because I heard that my mom's watching it she loves it I know she's in Paris and then they're kind of running out of ideas so they brought her to Italy I want to see Emily in Pittsburgh I want to see Emily go to a regular city which actually has Pittsburgh has beautiful water just a town canals just like just a town i want to see emily meeting the guy who is a plumber and flirting with him and doing marketing for pittsburgh's um stealers i want to see emily in pittsburgh next i'm sick of this glamorous Let's bring it back to the States America needs you right now Emily Because you want to know what? Nothing's real Nothing is real You still haven't watched The Substance with Demi Moore Have you? I haven't but you want to know what? I started like the first five minutes of it And I fell asleep I do have to say it's not a chill movie it's a movie that like well when it started here's the thing that I don't like when it some movies it does they don't preface that it's super fucking artsy like the way it's shot there should be a warning there should be some type of warning hey this is some artsy bullshit. Yeah, like I need a warning.
Like, hey, we're going to sing more than two songs. Thank you.
I'm out. Hey, it's going to be shot from like a different angle lens that you rarely see.
Thank you so much. I'm out.
What did Craig the DP think of their video direction? He wasn't around. I couldn't get his professional opinion.
It's the kind of thing you're going to watch and then you have to turn to the person next to you and like you're going to have a strong opinion on it. Like the internet is divided.
So I think everyone should watch it. I will say Demi Moore is legit aging backwards.
I want to know what she's done. And like can we about christina aguilera because like is that her well christina aguilera and lindsey lohan both sacrificed the blood of orphans um and injected it into their body yeah and then they now look like they're 17 yeah like how does christina aguilera look like that like for serious what like i need her to say what she did like i feel like she definitely went on ozempic for like a little bit and but like how this the stem cells of baby toads yeah it's just it's kind of crazy it's technology is getting like scary but i do have to say and someone on i don't know who said it but it's important on tiktok it wasn't me they said would you rather look weird but young look weird but young okay like you look young but you look off okay or just or just look a little bit like you aged a little bit like i aged i don't want to look weird i can't wait to look old and we talk about this all the time I did I want to be one of those interesting older women that wears thick big glasses big glasses and it's honestly one of the hardest parts of my life is that I have 20 20 vision so I can't and I really get overstimulated when I have glasses on I feel like you can't take it off if you ever see Hannah in sunglasses this seriously because they will be off in the next five seconds

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right like you can't take it off if you ever see hannah in sunglasses seriously stare because they will be off in the next five seconds you've caught a rare moment where she has them on yeah i walked into a car the other day she was trying to put her z-belt on and she couldn't click it and she was like it's because i have sunglasses i couldn't see shit i also wear the cheapest sunglasses but i want to be an older woman with a big smock okay okay and big thick like port-a-shell or like bright green glasses yeah and then like gray short hair or like a bob moment okay and and i'm busy okay like i'm yelling at someone on the phone yeah and i have like cool jewelry that i got in like milan yeah and then in my trip to south america yeah and you just have a story for like every everything that's in your home you have like a story behind it it's not just like tchotchkes it's like it has i curse i curse but it's hilarious like everyone's like watch out grandma's oh there's the f-bomb and you have like three grandkids and let's be honest by that time des will have passed yeah oh and i will have a rotating suitors and no one's allowed to tell the suitors that there are other suitors so when they come in

they think their grandma's only one i said don't tell them that grandma saw someone different last night yeah you're basically you want to be martha stewart but like a little bit more eclectic yes eclectic martha stewart um and that's your vibe and that's my vibe what are what's your vibe gonna be um my hair is gonna be dark mine will be dyed I will go every six weeks and get my grades touched up or they'll come to your home or not go outside you want to know what at some point I will build a salon in my home like at some point there will be like hair like chairs that you can get your hair washed in my home there will be like a spot where like a masseuse can come i'll definitely have like a steam a steam room and a sauna like at some point in my life you could never leave my home and be fine like that is my dream my dream is to have such a successful life that inside my home, I never need to leave. You have your own Atlantis in your home.
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Not to bring politics up, but what's a cabinet? Who it who stocks it why are there cabinets and are they organized are they in the house in the white house are they not in the white house are they in if we had a cabinet who would be in it great question first and foremost grace battle grace grace would be head of our cabinet head of the cabinet snoop dog would be there for just general vibes then butter and daphne i'm putting martha stewart in my cabinet Obviously For sure Cardi B Domingo Domingo would 100% be in our cabinet Matthew McConaughey just for like a little structure Just for like Someone to really lean on In hard times You love Matthew McC McConaughey. I'm obsessed with Matthew McConaughey.
I've always loved Matthew McConaughey. And I think I feel very connected to him because we share a birthday.
I didn't know that. Scorpio Kings.
Who else would be in it? I actually share a birthday with Bethhany frankel matthew mcconaughey and i want to say oprah wow let me look that up though because i could have literally made that up when is oprah's birthday yep i made that up january 29th is her birthday whatever i'll ride with maddie mcconnell and bethany frankel what up fucked up trio that would be how insane as you guys know i partnered with dsw to curate the cutest spring shoe collection just fabulous it's just so freaking adorable okay so i picked a bunch of flats a bunch of fun heels and a bunch of sneakers I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages also I mean did you see the gifting how freaking cute were all of those little boxes I was obsessed with them I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like honestly with like sweatpants, jeans, capris. I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels.
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Actually, wait, I kind of do want to say something. I've been seeing a lot of discourse online recently.
And I just want to say, like, I do not watch Real Housewives of New York City. I don't watch anything on Bravo because it's just like I would need an instant beta blocker like I can't do it but I want to come out with like an un like not the same opinion as everybody else like people are hating the new Real Housewives of New York City like I mean they're going hard in their in their TikToks and in their comments and I I just they're like in their comments.
Yeah. Just being like this show sucks.
You guys all suck. Like there's and everyone loved it last year and blah blah blah.
I just want to say get a professional opinion right. I just want to say from like a yeah from a professional opinion.
You like everyone when they're on for their first season why would they make the show that you don't like everyone they want you to watch the show so yes you are going to like everyone when they're on for their first season and everyone on that show was a first season cast member I do think that we should give the real housewives of New York City a little bit of grace. It is very hard to film a reality TV show and every single person on that cast has never filmed a reality TV show.
They have no idea what is going on and like yeah okay they did their first season they're like okay yeah we know and then it came out and they were like yeah we know how to film a reality tv show then they get hit with a second season and they have no one to turn to because no one's ever filmed a tv show before that is such a really important point speaking as people who came into a show yeah when you're the new people you look around and there's a flow to how things go correct it's basically like imagine shooting a movie and no one's ever shot a movie before and they're like do it you need a couple people who were like this is how there's a flow to 100% how we shoot and that is one thing I will say about summer house like coming in as a new person we very quickly learned and were taught by the cast members that were already on the show this is how you film and this is what happens and we like learned but after we filmed our first season then we came back our second season and still had more things to learn of like the flow and how what you talk about be honest for a good show to happen good show to happen, you need certain characters. 100%.
You need a storyline. You need arcs.
And it takes a lot of people. Like it is work and it also is not just a bunch of people talking, even though it seems effortless like that.
There's storylines that everyone has. And when people are like, oh, they're producing themselves because you're literally told you need to have a storyline or you're kicked off the show right and i just think that i just think that they did a real disservice to put together the perfect cast is it never happens it's way too like it's so hard to get they should not have had everyone be green.
They should have kept some legacy.

They shouldn't be called legacy. They should.
That's like they're alive. So alive.
They're still alive. But I think there is something important to be said about people who know the ropes and know how to make a good season.
And I also want to say one more thing since we're, you know, laying it all out there. Yeah.
the reason people's first seasons they make you likable is because if something's going to happen to you later on people have to care yeah and no one cares if they never felt connected to you in the first place right so a lot of people come in and their first season they get shown in like the best possible light and then their second season or third season is normally when shit hits the fan and they're like how could this happen i did the same thing i did last season and it's like well now we're not introducing you anymore we're now using you for storylines like i've seen so many things cut from my own show from other shows because it's like well nobody would care because nobody cares about

that that person or nobody cares about this drama like there are a lot of times where you're like how did only one person be the only drama all season no there was other drama but they knew that it wasn't what the audience wanted to see right and so I think like everyone coming so hard at them for their second season like they're unable to be like we don't know how to film the show like they can't come out and say that but it's not their fault but i also think they didn't even know while filming the second season what they didn't know right like they didn't know like oh the second season it's not as good as the first season like they had no idea because like they don't have anything to go off of and also if they're listening shout out um if you're cast on a tv show you can never believe what they've made you look like because once you believe you're the person that they're putting on tv then you're believing the hype of yourself which is not true it's still a character I just think

there's such like a learning curve in doing reality tv like I am certainly not the person

I was when I did my first season of reality tv I'm not even the person I was when I filmed this

last summer like yeah there's such a learning curve and there's such like different aspects of

it and the best advice I ever got from someone was 50% of people are going to hate you 50% of

Thank you. learning curve and there's such like different aspects of it and the best advice I ever got from someone was 50% of people are going to hate you 50% of people are going to love you and neither of them are right because they don't know you actually so like yeah I used to watch the show when I was like when we would get it before it would air now like it's not it's the way I feel about Instagram comments it's actually none of my business anymore like once it's out once your art is out into the world you don't you don't own it anymore so like for me to watch it and go through like what I think viewers are thinking when they watch it like that's too much anxiety like so I can't watch it I was told something similar I was told you can't believe the hype or the hate because if you start believing the hype about yourself, then naturally you're going to believe the hate also.
And people are just judging based on the oversimplified version of you. And it's true.
I actually just watched this documentary about WWE, about Vince McMahon.

It was a long, long documentary.

But WWE is all storylines.

And the way they get a good storyline is getting emotion from people. So he said once they'd get someone and they wouldn't know if the fans would like or hate the person, but they just needed a reaction.

And if a guy walked up and people booed, he was happy because it means the audience is engaged but if a guy walked up to fight and no one did anything he was like this isn't yeah like i'm done so they needed to at least get people to love or hate i mean at least people are talking about roni but i guess they're mad that it's boring i guess they're like not they're saying like they're not watching it it's a boring blah blah blah but i just think like give them a little grace they're figuring out how to film a tv show they this is only the second time they've been on tv like they don't but then you could say the same for real housewives of salt lake city that like they were all new too true but they crushed it but they like have been crushing it but i just think there's a lot of pressure in new york because their first season they hyped up so much like every single article was like new york city's back these are the best women in new york city and so like i think it gave like the viewer like oh they're gonna perform the way we're used to new york city performing guys, this is the realest reality TV lore you're getting right now. With Salt Lake City, they had to prove themselves.
They had to prove themselves. They came on being like, you're Utah.
Like, who gives a fuck? We don't even understand your religion. We don't understand your families.
We don't know who you guys are. Why should we care? Yeah, why should we care? And these women gave everything.
They gave everything. I mean, they went to jail but new york i think bravo really wanted to make sure and guarantee that the audience was gonna like the new new york and not miss the old new york so they pushed it so hard to be so good and it's almost like they didn't earn it and they were just given like you're the new people and you guys are great yeah and then I think the girls are protecting this brand that they were just given and they didn't earn and I don't mean this like obviously they've worked hard in some capacity with what they could do yeah um but no one's gone to jail it's just it's harder to film a reality tv show than people think and it's harder to give like good entertainment and have good flow and not harp on situations for too long and get to the next moment but also like give enough context to the moments like it's not as easy as people it's saying very difficult especially a friend group I think also what would you do if you were Bravo would you bring back Dorinda and Luann and try to force a friend I don't think I would because it's almost like we're past that like if they had done that in the first season like they kept Sonia and Luann and then they brought in the new girls I think that maybe would have helped even if they got rid of Sonia and Luann like in the second season or in the third season it still would have given the new girls like something to go off of I think like genuinely and I've met a lot of the Real Housewives of New York City, like the new ones, and they're all very lovely and nice.

And so I do think like giving them a little bit of grace of like, OK, let them film again.

And like like it will get better as time goes on.

But second season. Yeah.
Second season is hard for any cast member, let alone an entire show of all second season cast members. Yeah.
I mean, also, I just want to preface this. This is coming from two people.
I've never seen a minute of the new Rodney. I have not watched a second of this season.
Like, I also need to say that. But everything we just said is a fact.
Is true and is a fact. Because I just kept seeing videos of, like, it sucks.
This is why it's bad and blah, blah, blah. And blah and it's like yeah okay well none of the people making the videos none of you have filmed a reality tv show so I don't think you actually know why it's bad and like so I felt like I had to say like it's not bad it's just it's harder for them like I will say when we came on to summer house like we did have very good cast members who were like this is now we're gonna do this and now we're gonna do that season while they were introducing us and they were like repeating how many times i played tennis and you were and you were talking about you love fashion outfits that couldn't have sustained the first season we needed other people's messy storylines right so what happened is the first season everyone was just introducing themselves and they're like this is so fun second season we don't give a fuck we know who you are show me what you're bringing to the table if you want to do reality tv i'm just gonna say this too it is very nerve-wracking filming a television show that you have no control of the edit so like yeah they're watching what they say because

they don't want to get canceled or they don't want to be the most hated like yeah they're nervous

like wouldn't you be nervous it's once you're liked it's hard because you want to keep that

so then you're like when they ask you like hey can you bring up this problem you're like what

yeah like i don't want to be the one i don't want why would i risk it and then you have a bunch of

people who are trying to save face that's not you think anyone in vanderpump ever tried to save face right right they're nervous that like everyone's gonna hate them and i and it's so easy to be like who cares what people think and i am so and i am such a split personality when it comes to that like i want everyone to like me but also then i'll get into moods where like I don't give a fuck if you like me or not yeah but it's a constant yeah it's a constant battle of like wait this episode's gonna come out and I'm gonna be perceived and people are either gonna love or hate me and in reality I've never met any of them and so like I think they're all just like kind of going through it a little bit. And I, I do like feel for them that like all so many people are like not liking it.
And that's gotta be tough because like you do go through a filming season and you're like, that was hard. I do think the best shows are on reality TV is when there's an understanding within the cast that everyone's going to have their ups downs but together we're making a good show yeah and i think that's where there's been like ups and downs with summer house when it became less about like us making a good show and instead trying to like like push people out or that kind of thing or be like who's the who's the man of the group or whatever which has happened with vanderpump but when everyone could be like put our heads down let's do a good show but then it's hard because you don't know who's might come out looking the worst when it airs right so you're you're like why should i it becomes about egos after you're done filming like i feel like love island this year actually did like kind of explained it a little better like leah came out of the house and had no idea people loved her because she had no idea what was being shown and like what the other perspectives were so like real housewives of new york city they filmed and then they had no idea who was going to be loved or hated and so then they go into like it airing and they're like scrambling of like well I didn't meet I didn't say this then and this and like I had this conversation before and so then you try and backtrack and it's like on Bravo it's you know a little bit more because Love Island it's going out every day yeah with Bravo you know by the questions that you're being asked in interviews yeah so you'll see in an interview or you'll you'll hear that everyone's talking about you in interviews so you're like oh shoot i think i'm the problem where but it's it's like they're also everyone could be talking about someone else so it's like right it's basically like after a hangout which group are then you hanging out with of who's talking about who you can talk about about anyone after the hangout.
So anyway, it's just it's interesting perspective. And I think like WWE is a perfect example of how like you need people that you like and people that you hate, but that it's it's not always accurate and they don't always know how people are going to respond.
With that said, is this why there's some like rumors going around that you might join Roni? That. OK.
Who started that? Daphne? Daphne literally started that. No, I don't know who started that, but like.
It's a different production company, so like it's not just Bravo being like, and hey, we're going to put you on this show now. Like my contract is with my production company.
And like, so it's not as easy, I think, as people would think.

Now, if someone said, hey, we want you to be on Real Housewives of New York City next year and not Summer House. Like what I do that.
I would definitely think about it. Like I would definitely have to weigh like certain pros and cons because that's me going into that would be a repeat of me going into an established friend group and then like having to film with them.
And like I wouldn't have a friend. And so like I would actually be really nervous to do that.
Would it probably fit with my lifestyle now better? A hundred percent. It doesn't really even cross my mind day to day because it's like I'm on summer house so like that's my show i don't need to be on real housewives of new york city but the only reason i wanted to say all of this was because i felt bad like that they were all not that i even know the drama or the storylines but i felt bad seeing that they were all getting such hate and i was like they're all a second season cast they they're they don't know what they don't know as they say in sports they're young team they're young team they're young team and they're rebuilding and i think we have to give them a little bit of grace yeah let's do it how the men do it when they support their favorite teams that suck they're a young team it's weird because i guess people have been saying like oh it's boring it.
It's boring. But you can't get mad at the girls necessarily.

It's a group project.

It's a full group project.

You can't get mad at just one because she's not giving.

It's like, okay, well, this one's not giving this.

So it's a group project.

And not to have toxic positivity,

but it takes one person sleeping with another person's husband

and then you have Sandoval and Vanderpump's back.

So maybe let's keep our eyes open yeah and our legs oh goodness gracious um i had one more note about cats okay yes and we'll take it which i was talking to you a little bit about but i realized the i have a joke in my netflix special i don't know if i put it in it anyway it's about how cats just have really bad pr and dogs have like amazing pr and cats pr is horrible like the pickable pr and dog pr i think work together yeah um because every dog in every movie is like the best friend and he's there for him and that marley and me and air bud they play fucking basketball cats and movies are always an afterthought they're never part of the storyline it's always like there's a cat sleeping in the background not dealing with anyone or sitting on the villain's lap so associating it with evil or a witch and like cursing people and no one sees how cats actually are like so when people like you get a cat and you're like oh my god i had no idea it's idea. It's not your fault.
The media has brainwashed me. The media's brainwashed you.
It's and there's a war on cats in the media. Because if I was actually show like a TV show of Hannah with my and who has a cat, you wake up.
My cat's sleeping with me. Get up to eat.
The cat's coming with me. We go watch TV.
The cat's with me. But in movies, the cat doesn't want to be on camera.
Be involved. Here's the thing.
Cats are just so private. Cats are like, I'm not pretending to cuddle with you with this man with a huge camera in my face.
I'm not getting involved with that. they i would dare to say cats have boundaries and we should take we should take a note dogs are little attention hory i did i did i say on the pod how des lost his dog i think i did he lost this dog in ireland and he was like with a new family by nighttime it was it was with sleeping in a new family's bed at night butter would never no daphne would daphne might if there's tuna treats let's be honest dap you've been gone for a couple days and daphne's not happy she's not happy and she has full-time cat sitting she has a rotating here's the thing she's such a bitch Daphne is her mom I mean she literally she lashes out and then she's like sorry and I'm like it's fine you're so cute um she has round the clock care this bitch was not alone for she was was alone for like, I'm not kidding, eight hours.
My brother left on a Sunday night and I was arriving on a Monday morning. Like she truly was not alone for more than 12 hours.
Shit on my living room carpet. I got the stain up, but the smell is, it's suffoc me it's killing me i had to i had to put all my windows up and like shut the doors last night to like air it out i literally have to move and i'm like why did you do that i'm like did you literally do that just because you were like alone for a couple hours until i got home and she i think you spoiled her you spoiled her so she like whenever she's alone she's like this is unheard of she's like i'm not doing this she's like i she because she knows i think she knows like i clean everything up immediately and she's like this will get her home maybe she didn't love that she wasn't the first grid post in your last instagram dump but she doesn't have Instagram so how would she know except if you told her and oh and um cats actually know what's going on at all times I don't know how I want to let you guys know we have a couple tickets left in Orlando coming up this weekend on Saturday so because we added another show in orlando so get

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