Giggling about wicked, winter trends, and projection

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Speaker 3 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 Beat can't be managed.

Speaker 2 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 3 What's up, my gastrointestinal gigglers?

Speaker 3 I have to formally apologize. The podcast is late by a day.
Surprisingly, not because of Paige, because of me.

Speaker 3 No, because of me.

Speaker 3 I have been peeing from my butthole.

Speaker 3 I'm on day three.

Speaker 3 Don't be jealous. I have a stomach flu.
I know the girlies are like, why not me? Well, chase your dreams.

Speaker 3 Can't.

Speaker 1 But truly, when you do have a stomach flu, are you looking at the bright side of things where you're like, do you feel like all the toxins are just leaving your body?

Speaker 3 Some kind of detox is happening, but I'm like, what kind of devil is living in my stomach right now? Also, I think.

Speaker 1 You were with two kids under two.

Speaker 3 That's what Des said. Des was like, well, you're with kids.
So that's what happens.

Speaker 3 Also, I think your body does just break down after a certain amount of touring.

Speaker 3 Yeah. It's just part of it.
Also, I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh my god, I look so pale. And then I was like, or did my spray tan just wear off?

Speaker 3 I can't tell if I'm pale or it's just November.

Speaker 1 Okay, here's the one thing with Giggly Squad touring.

Speaker 1 I can't look pretty this many days in a row. No, like like

Speaker 1 on the last show, what was our last show, Chicago? My makeup just like wouldn't actually even go on my face anymore.

Speaker 1 It was like, bitch, there's no amount of concealer and contour to make you look alive.

Speaker 3 It's, I feel like the show itself is getting funnier, but the back end is getting less funny.

Speaker 3 We're crashing.

Speaker 1 We're crashing. It's not good over here.

Speaker 3 And we're about to go to TikTok.

Speaker 1 This is the other thing.

Speaker 1 we've also gotten

Speaker 1 so insanely close. It's not good for humanity.

Speaker 3 No, it's not good.

Speaker 1 We haven't seen each other in 24 hours. We just chatted for a full hour before we recorded because it was so much happened.

Speaker 3 We'll literally go to bed after a show at like midnight, wake up at 9 a.m. at the airport, and I'll look at her and I'll be like, what's the gossip? What's going on?

Speaker 3 She's like, bitch, we've been asleep for nine hours straight. And I'm like, you have nothing to give me.

Speaker 1 Nothing happened since we were gone i usually can muster up a small trinket of something

Speaker 3 like slowly like just see someone liked this on instagram and i'll be like that's the tea that's the tea i'll just start making up i'm like imagine if this happened here's what there is one small piece of discourse okay

Speaker 1 i feel like i would like to address that i i'm so proud of everyone

Speaker 1 in the arts i'm so proud of everyone. I'm so like, I love when people find something that they love, and I am so supportive of it.
And I think that you should love whatever you want.

Speaker 3 Well, I know what you're about to say. It doesn't go much bodily harm.
I know what you're about to say. You're about to say something controversial.
Oh no.

Speaker 1 Again, I love that people love the wicked.

Speaker 3 I'm so excited for that.

Speaker 3 Paige,

Speaker 3 I'm so pumped for them.

Speaker 1 I love that they're getting all their outfits. I love that they're going.
I love that they're expressing themselves freely on social media in a way that they see fit for their particular lifestyle.

Speaker 1 Me, on the other hand,

Speaker 1 no amount of

Speaker 1 musical theater

Speaker 3 can heal the world.

Speaker 1 Spark such joy in me.

Speaker 3 That's our favorite thing to say right now. Spark joy.

Speaker 1 That a tear just falls down

Speaker 1 my sparkled face. It just.

Speaker 3 Wait, there's two types of people. People who can hear singing live and it makes them cry.
Or people who hear singing live and go, this isn't for me. Ugh.

Speaker 3 Also, are you projecting a little bit because you have been forced by Craig to watch musicals against your will?

Speaker 1 Now, as the self-reflective person I would like to see myself as, I thought that. I said, is this just me

Speaker 1 having group mentality and hating on something that other people hate on? And like, if it was

Speaker 1 a different genre, a different situation, and people were hating on me for loving something, I would say, go fuck yourself. But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 At 16 years old, my mom planned a beautiful Sweet 16 for me. She got all my friends inside of a limousine.

Speaker 1 that drove us down to New York City. We went to lunch at Serendipity.
We got the frozen hot chocolate. I loved my outfit.
We then went to see the play Wicked with the original cast, mind you. Like,

Speaker 3 we went all out.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I took one of the longest naps in the history of my napping career. Didn't see a single second of it.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Or was it, was where the noises so calming? The singing was so so peaceful, and

Speaker 3 it just blurred you to the deepest REM sleep you've ever had?

Speaker 1 I actually felt bad for my mom, and my mom was like, oh, like, I don't care at all, Paige. Like, you had a great time with your friends.
And then my grandma, my mom's mom, also dead asleep.

Speaker 3 So it's genetic.

Speaker 1 So it's genetic.

Speaker 3 I was going to say something about Wicked 2, which I feel like people might look at me differently after this, but I had even less of a childhood than you never saw wicked once not wasn't even brought up don't even know the story of it brought up in the household wasn't even brought to the dinner table and that's it and that's a family that i would marry into i was crying on tennis courts okay i didn't have time to go watch to

Speaker 1 never came across your desk never came across my desk but

Speaker 3 Where I think we're jealous a little bit is that we've never loved anything as much as people love wicked.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 1 they've never loved. I'm like, where do I find my niche?

Speaker 3 I wish an outside source could affect my psyche so much that I could be in a bad mood. Something else happens to someone else, and suddenly

Speaker 3 I'm overjoyed. I think I need to see it, though.

Speaker 1 I'm for sure going to watch it on my couch. Like, I'm going to throw it on and see what the hype is about to be.

Speaker 3 We should watch it. We should live stream watch it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say I'm probably going to come back to a podcast and episode and be like, I loved it. It was a great movie.

Speaker 1 But that was as far as I know I'll ever take it.

Speaker 3 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 3 The only time I cried was when I met Roger Federer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just, it's not,

Speaker 1 it's not something I've ever been into. But I love, look, and I love Ariana Grande.
When she came out and said,

Speaker 1 on the podcast, Last Culturistas, which is such a hilarious podcast.

Speaker 1 That her fans were going to be mad because she wants to go more into acting and

Speaker 1 doing

Speaker 1 impressions and stuff like that. I was so happy.
I was like, yes, I think that's so, I don't need another pop star. I think you like did what you needed to do in

Speaker 3 well, life is about change and evolving.

Speaker 1 Music theater. You love it.

Speaker 3 Yes. Well, you know what? It is a great day for musical theater kids.
And again, we support musical theater kids.

Speaker 1 I support all the musical theater kids. I wish when I was a young child, I found that that niche of

Speaker 3 something else. To all those musical theater kids, you're fucking lucky that me and Paige can't sing.
Because if we could, we would never shut the fuck up. Like, we would.

Speaker 3 I'm so happy I can't sing because I would be arrested by now. I'd be

Speaker 3 put underground.

Speaker 1 I'd be too powerful, is what it be.

Speaker 3 I'd be way too fucking powerful. I think I wouldn't be able to to sustain normal relationships.

Speaker 1 The streets would have been made for dance.

Speaker 3 That's the only thing they don't say about us. Me and you, we've never broke out into a song or a dance.
No. I've never once been like, you know what this moment needs? A little dance rehearsal.

Speaker 3 A little ditty. Yeah.
It's, oh, bad play on words.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Absolutely not.
Does it need a little titty?

Speaker 3 That's terrifying in 2024.

Speaker 1 Sorry to bring the mood down.

Speaker 3 We were talking about happiness and singing.

Speaker 3 Do you like the fashion of the premieres of Wicked?

Speaker 1 You know, I was really hoping you weren't going to ask me that question because you put me in an uncomfortable position.

Speaker 3 I am the Barbara Walters of this podcast. I have to ask the hard questions.

Speaker 1 No, it's so true.

Speaker 1 I, I, I,

Speaker 3 yes,

Speaker 3 did you just have a stroke?

Speaker 3 I, I, I.

Speaker 1 sorry, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get my voice in tune. I'm actually going to

Speaker 3 singing. Wait,

Speaker 3 can we discuss? I actually do love singing on tour.

Speaker 3 I have one moment in the show that I say.

Speaker 1 No, it's part of our show. Hannah breaks out into song.
You are a musical theater kid at Giggly Squad Live. You break out into dance and song.

Speaker 3 Have you ever once on stage let yourself sing for a second and immediately I'm on American Idol. We're in front of 3,000 girls with a mic and I'm like, I can say whatever the fuck I want right now.

Speaker 3 And I start just singing and then you're like, please stop.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you do it. We were at one show and a girl said, got up and said, it's my best friend's birthday.
Will you sing happy birthday to her? I went into an immediate cold sweat.

Speaker 3 I did the Merily Monroe version and I was like, happy birthday.

Speaker 1 No, and that's why you're my best friend because I was like, Hannah will pop out with something.

Speaker 3 Because one thing we've learned in the Giggler's Wild Live show is that I am a people pleaser.

Speaker 3 Is that anything a gigglers asked me to do, I will do. They're like, can you shave your head? And I said, oh, okay, fine.

Speaker 1 If you don't believe her, you should see her getting on a plane the next morning, not being able to walk because her lower back is fucked because she keeps doing the worm.

Speaker 3 I'm also doing the worm in mini dresses. So my Amazon granny panties are just out.
I don't even know if people want to see that. Oh, God.
So anyway, stop trying to distract me.

Speaker 3 The wicked fashion, what are we thinking?

Speaker 3 I just think they've done a lot of premieres. How many premieres? They've been premiering for about a year?

Speaker 1 Here's one thing I will say: when there's a movie premiering and they're like very much in the character of that movie throughout their fashion of the press junket, I love it.

Speaker 1 I love that they like stay on theme. I loved Margot Robbie like doing all the Barbie outfits.
I thought it was just like fun. Like, when else are you going to be able to wear those kinds of outfits?

Speaker 1 So, I'm so into both of the leads leaning into their characters in a fashion sense.

Speaker 1 Do I think some of it could have been like a little bit more interesting to look at yeah but who doesn't have an opinion you know so Kankardashi of you

Speaker 1 sorry you're the did she say that or did yeah sometimes the phrase come on give me nothing comes to mind but

Speaker 1 who am I to judge Who am I to judge? I'm barely afraid.

Speaker 3 Do you know what it is? I'm barely keeping it going. You know what it is? I think Ariana's color palette.

Speaker 3 And look, I don't even believe in the whole winter, spring, summer thing. I think that's all bullshit on Instagram.
You know, and they're like, clearly, she's a winter spring.

Speaker 3 And it's like, no, it's not clear because she actually looks good in all those shades of pink. And no one's going to be ugly with a slightly different shade of pink.
Anyway, yeah.

Speaker 3 As an Italian, let's not forget, she's Italian.

Speaker 3 She's Italian. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And as an Italian who's bleached her hair blonde before, it's not meant for us sometimes. Yes.
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 Sometimes. Sometimes.

Speaker 3 Sometimes.

Speaker 1 I have loved Ariana Grande for so long. I thought, I've always thought she's an incredible singer and

Speaker 3 she's hilarious. Let's acknowledge that she is hilarious.
So funny. Yes.

Speaker 1 And I know we make a lot of jokes about blondes sometimes on this podcast, but there's just some things that only a blonde can do, like a gorgeous drop-dead blonde.

Speaker 1 And I just think Ariana is better suited as a brunette.

Speaker 3 I can't wait for the brunette comeback. Sometimes, you know what? You don't miss it till it's gone.
And I think that's what life is about.

Speaker 3 We have to have our different experiences in life to acknowledge

Speaker 3 our struggles. We're learning.
Wait, and also about fashion. Have you heard of the fashion trend, Madame Sandler?

Speaker 1 I have not.

Speaker 3 Neither did I. It has not come across me.
Neither did I. I did this like interview with this magazine, and they were like, what do you think of Madame Sandler?

Speaker 3 And then I was like, am I that person that hasn't seen the TikTok clips yet? And I was like, I'm Gen Z. So, like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 But apparently, it's like dressing like Adam Sandler, but with like a little cunt. Like, so like a tight top with like a cargo pant.
So it's like Adam Sandland.

Speaker 1 So kind of like a little Carrie Bratt, like add a little pop of Carrie Brown.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so it's like Adam Sandler, but sexy. And I'm into that.
I'm into that. Then we also, for fall, or I guess it's becoming winter already,

Speaker 3 the frazzled Englishwoman.

Speaker 3 That's a a new trend. So it's basically like you're looking like you just, you threw on all these layers and your scarf is falling off and your hat's falling off.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is coming up with these? I'm done. I'm done now.
I've hit my limit.

Speaker 3 I think it's AI.

Speaker 1 I think it's AI. It's not an, I'm not doing a new persona every time.

Speaker 3 Someone's having some identity problems changes and they're projecting. This is a projecting episode.

Speaker 1 This is like, I can't be all of these things.

Speaker 3 Paige, you've always been aware of trends, and I've brought this up before because this is the first year I'm aware of trends.

Speaker 3 Do you feel fucked with by the industry that they're like, oh, now we're not doing glazed donut nails. Now we have to do glazed coffee nails.

Speaker 3 And it's like, at one point, are you like, stop fucking with me?

Speaker 3 It's you ma'am. Stop fucking with me.

Speaker 3 Because I like glazed donut nails and I'd like to continue that.

Speaker 1 I mean, here's, I will say,

Speaker 1 from a style standpoint, as I get older, I feel like I do lean.

Speaker 1 I love a trend. I do love like trying certain things.
And like Giggly Squad Live is actually a perfect place for like, where I'm like, where will I ever wear this? Okay, I'll wear it to Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 But in my everyday life, I've just, I've started to feel like I've, I've leaned more classic style because I'm on trend overload. Yes.
Like, like I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 3 And I do think sometimes trends can help you learn about yourself. Like every now and then you'll see a trend and be like, I fuck with that.
Take that.

Speaker 3 but then leave all the other trends that you don't think is made for you because then it's too much capitalism wins again

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Speaker 3 Can I say one thing about the male population?

Speaker 1 I'd love if you did.

Speaker 3 Have you thought about when people get married, how

Speaker 3 men are mister. They're always mister, whether they're married or not.
But once you get married, you are not MS anymore. You are MRS.

Speaker 3 And it comes from the old school concept that, like,

Speaker 3 women are only a value. I love, wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 I love when you're telling a fact and like your voice changes a little.

Speaker 3 Like, if it's, it's my teacher voice.

Speaker 1 Like, I love the, yeah, like, I love the inflection of a fact.

Speaker 3 You know, it's like

Speaker 3 this really happens

Speaker 1 in this hour.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 3 we do want to differentiate.

Speaker 3 Take out your notebooks, kids, because today I'm about to teach you about life.

Speaker 1 You're like, if Miss Frizzle grew up.

Speaker 3 By the way, someone said they yasified Miss Frizzle. Like the way she looks now, she doesn't even have curly hair.
She has like a snatched waist. Did you see that?

Speaker 1 Now that'll bring me to tears. I have seen it.
It's so, it's so unbecoming. It's so, it's not right.

Speaker 3 No, like, when did she get a keratin treatment on her hair? What was wrong with her? No, I'm like, why did you guys do that? No.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, Miss Frizzle made every wacky art teacher like my favorite teacher. Yes.

Speaker 3 Normalize the frazzled art teacher for fall as a trend.

Speaker 3 Don't brush your hair.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, when we get married, we have to change our front of our name to MRS because

Speaker 3 women's value is intrinsically if we're married to a man or not.

Speaker 1 Hold up on that fact.

Speaker 3 no but it's important for some

Speaker 1 value is what women's value is what intrinsic

Speaker 3 i lost i don't know where that came from i have a stomach bug right now and you're literally i'm about to myself like i am holding my butthole by a thread right now I'm holding on by a thread.

Speaker 3 I'm saying that, why do we have to know if women are married or not, but we don't have to know if men are or not? Because

Speaker 3 it affects women's status to know if they are married or not. Because I'm sorry.
100%. Why does my husband stay mister, but suddenly I have to change it to MRS?

Speaker 3 Because suddenly I'm more of value because I'm married. Actually, a lot of the time, your husband makes your life worse.

Speaker 1 Well, statistically, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 So my thing is, I'm done. I'm done with the MRS.
I'm done.

Speaker 1 We're not doing it.

Speaker 1 I actually,

Speaker 1 I mean, sometimes I'll see like M-I-S-S, like Miss Page DeSorbo, but I, if I have to write it myself, I use MS because I'm like, they don't need to know my business.

Speaker 3 Well, you're

Speaker 1 they don't need to know if I'm misses or miss.

Speaker 3 So MS means you're single.

Speaker 1 It does. Yeah.
I thought it was just like a vague one. I thought M-I-S-S is single.

Speaker 3 I feel like M-I-S-S and MS are the same, and then M-R-S means you're married.

Speaker 1 Oh, so I've just been playing myself.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I could be making that up, though, because again, when was the last time I wrote my name?

Speaker 3 Well, that's true.

Speaker 1 Well, that's very true. No, I

Speaker 1 completely, yeah, I see that. I mean, but that's, I feel like that's not going away.

Speaker 3 I feel like it should.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't want to know if a man is married or not. I don't want to be involved in their issues.

Speaker 3 Like,

Speaker 1 keep me, keep me out of it. I'm fine.

Speaker 3 Why did you write Instagram stories on DMs?

Speaker 1 Oh my God. I just got the Instagram update with the little statuses

Speaker 1 right above your DMs. The notes.
I hate them.

Speaker 1 Get them out of here.

Speaker 3 Well, this is what... I've had them for a while.
This is what people don't realize. When you write a little note, it's only to people that you follow.

Speaker 3 So don't like promote your show or like promote stuff.

Speaker 3 Think it's going to all your followers. It's not.
It's going to your friends who don't care.

Speaker 1 Don't type in it.

Speaker 3 Don't.

Speaker 1 It's, I hate it.

Speaker 3 I actually, but I like it because I learn a lot about people from it.

Speaker 3 Because I'm like, yeah,

Speaker 1 unfriend them.

Speaker 3 If you're a person who writes in it too often,

Speaker 3 who are you talking to?

Speaker 1 Well, here's the other thing. You only see the first four all the time for 24 hours.
I'm like, I've seen what you guys have been doing.

Speaker 3 Do you know what I realized about my Instagram? I follow 6,000 people.

Speaker 3 You're a freak.

Speaker 1 That's simulation over and over.

Speaker 3 Nobody.

Speaker 3 Wait. You don't see them.
I see the same 40 people every day that I don't want to see.

Speaker 1 Can we talk about people's sexiest man alive? A little from Page News Action.

Speaker 3 So was that just announced today? Yesterday. Oh, John Krasinski?

Speaker 1 Why did I see the version that it was Benny Blanco?

Speaker 3 Maybe they're doing a test. Maybe they're doing an A-B test they put out in the the public to see reactions.

Speaker 1 Mine was like a fake TikTok because I was like, there's no way.

Speaker 3 Also, I just feel like in the current climate, we don't need a People's Sexiest Man Alive right now.

Speaker 3 Who asked for that? I feel like all the girls are like, uh, like, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny is that, like, anything like that for women has been like completely scrubbed off the face of the earth.

Speaker 1 Like, like we don't people don't even do like a best and worst dress list anymore because it's just like whatever.

Speaker 1 But for some reason, people's sexiest man alive is just like withstelled, withheld the test of time. It's like we can't go on unless we know who the sexiest man alive is.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I don't care that it's like, I like it. It's whatever.
I don't feel a certain type of way about it.

Speaker 1 But it's typically someone who's like been in the news the past year, who's like made some type of impact or like we've seen a movie from them or they've been like in public.

Speaker 1 John krasinski who i love who i actually do find like attractive i don't even i'm not mad that he's the sexiest man alive i'm not mad about it but again it did it does nothing for me but i'm like wait what what why what's going on like i was like did something happen that i missed it was just a very interesting pr play unless he's about to like start doing a lot of press and pr because he's like working on a project i mean i know his wife has been working i know emily's been i was was just gonna say, I'm glad that he's getting facials at home, being the sexiest man alive, while Emily has been working her little butt off, changing her whole accent in multiple movies.

Speaker 1 Has she done anything this year?

Speaker 3 Well, she did the fallout thing with Ryan. Oh, yeah, and then she was on fucking Oppenheimer, and then she'd do the whole press store for that.
She's busy, but I'm glad.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, oh my god, you're livid, yeah.

Speaker 3 Wait, I'm trying to think who I wouldn't be mad at. And also, John Krasinski, I have nothing.
Like, I literally

Speaker 3 saw him in an elevator once, tall. Love him.

Speaker 3 It's just, like, we could do more. I feel like sexiest man alive, like, give me something that gives me a guttural feeling.
Like, give me someone. Give me an old man.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. I actually, why wasn't it Killian Murphy?

Speaker 3 Hello? It's funny. Immediately I was like, Killian Murphy, Paul Mescal, literally pick any of them.

Speaker 3 yeah give me one of those also give me someone who's like John Krasensi's he was funny in his show but like where's the guy who's like who's has a good personality give me someone Gen Z

Speaker 3 that's like about to be the next generation's Brad Pitt give me someone who like I'm about to watch grow not like so they put that guy role model which was which was random and I don't I don't really know who he is it was I have no idea who he he is it was very it's very random but he had a funny like tick tock about how like he's like all these guys don't need this I do

Speaker 3 he's like no one's even gonna tell Harry style his publicist won't even tell him if he wins this

Speaker 3 Name one man

Speaker 1 if Billy Eichner literally found me on the street I would die name one man you know who I think is what

Speaker 3 Jonathan Bailey from Wicked

Speaker 1 Now, why the heck? Now, here, now

Speaker 1 I stand with the music theater folk. Why the fuck was it not Jonathan Bailey? There's a few gay men over the course of my lifetime, a lot in real life, honestly, that

Speaker 1 I have found out that they were gay and my heart has literally shattered. Jonathan Bailey is one of them.
That I'm like, wait a minute. So you're saying there's a 0.0

Speaker 1 when when there's a

Speaker 1 as a female, like if you see like a super hot guy, like a Matthew McConaughey, you're like, Yes, he's like happily married. He's so hot.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a zero chance that I would ever marry Matthew McConaughey,

Speaker 1 but zero is still like a fine for me.

Speaker 3 Zero is still on the board.

Speaker 1 When it's 0.0, it's a different kind of hurt.

Speaker 3 It's like, oh, they wouldn't even look at me. My current gay crush,

Speaker 3 I would sit on his fucking face.

Speaker 3 Who is it? Cooper Koch.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 1 No, I feel the same way.

Speaker 3 But it's so easy for gay men to put on straight voice. And then it's so funny that they have to like dumb themselves down to be straight voice.
You sent me that TikTok.

Speaker 3 This guy was like, okay, I'm going to try to do a straight voice. And he's like, what's up?

Speaker 1 He like, he's like, I'm going to do a straight voice while I'm ordering Chipotle. And he just says the word bowl.

Speaker 3 And it's so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 He's like, can I have a bowl?

Speaker 3 We also, people don't talk about how the sh-

Speaker 3 What is the guy with Ariana? What's his name?

Speaker 2 No, you phrased that perfectly.

Speaker 1 What is the guy with Ariana? He did an interview.

Speaker 3 I said, what?

Speaker 3 Spong Scorpius. What's his name? What is his name? Does it matter?

Speaker 1 Does it matter?

Speaker 3 I have no idea. That is a man

Speaker 3 who made a very smart decision. And he said, look, just on the street, no girl's coming up to me.
But in musical theater where I'm the only straight guy, I am Brad Pitt.

Speaker 1 This man had a whole ass wife and newborn child.

Speaker 3 I envisioned that him and Ariana had a Martha Stewart moment where Ariana was like, you know, we were all singing wicked and it was so beautiful and emotional and everyone was crying and I just thought.

Speaker 3 I'm going to make out with that man. I think that's what happened.
I think music, they fell in love with the music and then fell in love with each other.

Speaker 1 And that's why I don't trust it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And you ever fall, people have said, like, sometimes you fall in love with people. People fall in love with you because like you love what they do or you want to be them.

Speaker 3 Like, do you, do you want to be them or do you love them?

Speaker 3 And I think sometimes you fall in love with someone because you want to be them and then you realize I don't want to be them and then you fall out of love.

Speaker 1 I saw a thing on TikTok and it said Leos fall in love with people because they like that they like them. That's me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm the opposite. I fall in love with people because I like that they don't like me.

Speaker 3 No, wait, that's so funny because people,

Speaker 1 I, I'm like, what'd you say? You don't like me.

Speaker 3 Okay. I'm so proud of girls who are like, he's cool, but like, he was boring or like, I didn't like his personality.
With me,

Speaker 3 I got that. I'm bringing it.
I got it already. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All I need

Speaker 3 is for you to see me as the light that I am. And the second you see me, I say, I don't care if he's so fucking dumb, he saw me, which means no one else sees his genius.

Speaker 3 And if I'm the only one that saw his genius, and that's another level of mental illness that I have to work on, but yeah. Now for the sex portion of the show.

Speaker 3 We've been saying this on stage, which is so funny, because we've been asking guys about their favorite sex positions, and we started to realize like there are sex positions for me at least.

Speaker 3 I will only do like third or fourth time we hook up just to like

Speaker 3 secure the bag.

Speaker 1 Yeah, get the energy thrown in there.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like I'm doing reverse cowgirl.

Speaker 1 I'm showing you what I'm capable of, but I'm not making a habit of it.

Speaker 3 Yes, and during it, you remember why you don't do this all the time and why you save it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And once you do it, you're like, oh, I'm not going to do this for a couple months. Thank God.

Speaker 3 Yes. But like people who are like, oh, it's Wednesday, 6 p.m., long day at work.
Let's just 69.

Speaker 3 That's crazy behavior. That's crazy.
That's overstimulating.

Speaker 1 That's... No one's ever come home from a long, hard day

Speaker 1 and said, you know what? I'd like to... What could make me the most uncomfortable while having to pretend that I love you?

Speaker 3 Do you know what's wrong? With our society, I mean, there's a lot of things wrong with our society, but one thing is we only talk about sex when it's the beginning of meeting someone.

Speaker 3 Like movies, books, it's always the sex in the beginning, which is like, yeah,

Speaker 3 you want to hump each other all the time. Let's discuss the sex of three years in.
And people try to be like, oh, yeah, three years in, like, oh, we don't fuck anymore. It's not that either.

Speaker 3 It's something else that no one talks about, which is, look,

Speaker 3 it's more complicated.

Speaker 1 It's more nuanced. It's more complicated.

Speaker 3 Also, there's the sex where you don't even kiss anyone. Why? When I don't even kiss anyone.
When I picture...

Speaker 1 I never kissed during sex, even in the beginning.

Speaker 3 You got to pay more for that. If you want tongue, you got to pay more.

Speaker 1 That's not for me. It's not for me.

Speaker 3 All the guys in the Midwest. This is not for me.
All the guys in the Midwest like to do missionary so they could hold eye contact.

Speaker 3 Paige is upset.

Speaker 1 That made me deeply uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 That gave you a UTI.

Speaker 1 There's a time and place for us to hold eye contact sexually and it's never a nowhere like I it's like once in a blue moon okay you're like feeling so inspired to be in love yeah

Speaker 3 but like most often don't look at me do you know what my toxic trait is because I'm a Leo

Speaker 3 lights on baby I go if we're gonna do it if we're gonna do it Let's no,

Speaker 1 I'm a lights on.

Speaker 3 Your lights on.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing. I have vision problems like already to begin with.
Like, I can't, I get dizzy pretty easily.

Speaker 3 I can't be changing the lighting. Yeah, I don't like when it's like, oh, let's have sex.
Turn off the lights and find me. I'm like, I'm not playing hide and go seek right now.

Speaker 1 Like, no, if anything, that's freakier because God knows what I'm doing with my face when I know someone can't see it. Like, I am wilding out here.
Like, it's not.

Speaker 3 I like to know where he is in the room. Like, I don't trust you.
Like, I need to keep tabs on you. I'm not,

Speaker 3 we're not hiding in a dark room and then trying to find each other,

Speaker 3 chasing each other around the room.

Speaker 1 Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we were on tour this week. Did anything? I'm trying to think of anything.
Fucked me.

Speaker 3 Wait, can I throw you under the bus?

Speaker 3 I suppose. I learned something about you that I didn't know on stage.
Because we get QAs, and every now and then I'm like, mom, they know that.

Speaker 3 Do you remember the towel question?

Speaker 1 It's a learning process for us.

Speaker 2 The towel question?

Speaker 3 They asked, like, about cleaning towels.

Speaker 1 This is something like do me and craig do me and craig was it do me and craig share you guys share a towel

Speaker 3 and you responded with i've the wildest answer i've ever heard in my life and i but i didn't say that at the time i supported you in public you supported me in public and i now we're in private and i need to discuss paper

Speaker 3 hey what do you mean because i actually

Speaker 1 i actually wasn't even aware of my actions in that moment were offensive to anyone so i'm glad that you're bringing it up environment personally to me, I consider myself a relatable down-to-earth person.

Speaker 3 Okay, let me first and foremost say that.

Speaker 1 When it comes to towels, I am rich.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 My bank account has no bounds. The limit does not exist.
I am spending money on towels. So if a person comes into my home and they say, hey, I need to grab a quick shower, no problem.

Speaker 1 I've got a towel for you. In fact, I've got seven towels, one for each day of the week, because on certain days, I'm a two-towel girl, and that's just how it is.

Speaker 3 I don't pay for it. And I'm going to stop you right there just to confirm.
You have a towel for each day of the week for yourself?

Speaker 3 Correct. So after

Speaker 3 you dry yourself, you put the towel

Speaker 3 in the hamper?

Speaker 1 Not always.

Speaker 1 If it was a light wash day, like if I felt like, if it wasn't a spray tan day and there's nothing on the towel, I'll hang that baby up.

Speaker 3 Okay. Okay.
Okay. I'll use her tomorrow.

Speaker 3 I'm seeing some sanity.

Speaker 1 Because spray tan. I'll use her tomorrow.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 the real problem that we would have to address here, because this is much deeper than I.

Speaker 1 This is generational.

Speaker 3 Growing up,

Speaker 1 my mother said, hey, dinner's over. It's time for your bath.
And I went upstairs and I took a bath. I used a towel.
That towel was chucked. Who knows where that towel went?

Speaker 1 That's a home of four people using different towels every single day. I don't know what

Speaker 1 towel ring this bitch was running,

Speaker 3 but that's how I grew up. It was

Speaker 1 fresh towel, fresh shower, fresh day.

Speaker 3 Now I appreciate that Kim has gone above and beyond as a mother.

Speaker 3 And I'm not about to be judging McJudgerstein because now I'm realizing

Speaker 1 I was conditioned.

Speaker 3 You were conditioned. It's not your fault.
But also I am on the other hand where I'm like, does this towel still smell okay?

Speaker 1 I don't identify with you.

Speaker 3 And then I think, oh my God, if I have to put the towel in the wash, it's going to take forever to dry. And do I want to deal with that admin?

Speaker 1 Not in my house. Not over here.

Speaker 1 We got towels for days.

Speaker 3 They're just so thick. And then you know how you have to redo the whole dryer again because the towel is moist.
She's like, I can't.

Speaker 3 I literally.

Speaker 1 I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 Not my problem.

Speaker 1 I don't have.

Speaker 3 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I have alleviated towel mishaps from my everyday.

Speaker 3 So has Craig ever used your towel?

Speaker 1 I'm sure.

Speaker 1 But it doesn't matter because if then he used it after me. You're not using it.
It's probably go, I'm not using it anyway. Oh, two uses.
I look at it as, oh, two uses out of that time.

Speaker 3 How often do you do laundry?

Speaker 1 That really, we're really getting to the nitty-gritty.

Speaker 3 It's always on.

Speaker 3 It's like a

Speaker 3 white noise machine. It keeps me calm.

Speaker 1 It depends because, like, being on tour, our schedules are just like such mayhem.

Speaker 1 When I get home from like a leg of tour,

Speaker 1 I'm doing whatever laundry is in my suitcase and in the hamper.

Speaker 1 And then it's building up until I get back from like that next leg. So I'm probably doing laundry like once a week.
Like right now, I am doing laundry currently.

Speaker 1 Like my washer and dryer are both going. But I like to leave for tour having no dirty laundry.
That's what my goal is. Every time I leave for a leg of tour, there's no dirty laundry.

Speaker 3 If you go out to dinner wearing jeans and you're out for like four hours, no dancing, but good heavy gossip, like you know, the heart rate got up.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 3 Are you washing those jeans?

Speaker 1 No, here's the other thing. I don't wash,

Speaker 1 I'm only washing my pajamas, my sweats, my towels, my underwear.

Speaker 1 Am I rarely, I'm rarely washing like clothes?

Speaker 3 Yeah. She goes, after I wear a dress, I feel

Speaker 1 unless I've sweat in like a turtleneck or or like a t-shirt. I'm washing my t-shirts, but

Speaker 1 like, okay, like my tour outfits, like my blazers, all that. Like, no, I'm not like washing that shit.
I'm not washing my jeans.

Speaker 1 Well, you also don't sweat. I'm washing my jeans like once a month.
I also don't sweat.

Speaker 3 And for anyone who's wondering about my medicinal wipes that I was

Speaker 3 given, I haven't really been using them because I don't believe in them or Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 No, Hannah said something wild the other day that she doesn't use.

Speaker 1 Hannah, what was it? We were in the airport. I said, Hannah, I have to draw the line.
It's 2024. That's, it was like a ballpoint pen.

Speaker 1 It was something so archaic that like everyone's been using for like probably 30 years. And Hannah's like, I don't trust it.
I don't, the science hasn't backed it. It was something so crazy.

Speaker 1 I'll think of it. I have to.

Speaker 3 You know what's crazy? She was just like, I don't remember our show in Ohio.

Speaker 3 Like, I I can't find it in my brain.

Speaker 1 But you want to know what's crazy? I am like that with like every event in my life unless you tell me what, unless you tell me what I was wearing and I can recall at least, I can

Speaker 1 like find one memory from it.

Speaker 1 And so from Ohio, I know that my dress broke.

Speaker 3 Oh my gosh. Okay, let me tell you guys.
And then her button popped off. Early on, her button pops off, but she's fine.
She's not moving. She's in the chair the whole time.
She's fine.

Speaker 3 But she's looking at me like the world is over. Also, there's another button that's securing the dress.
Like, her dress isn't wide open. Yeah, like, I'm not naked.
She's not naked.

Speaker 3 It's just the sparkly button she liked on it that was there pretty much purely for just style.

Speaker 1 I wore the wrong pair of boots yesterday. I forgot to put the correct boots with an outfit, and then I went and took a picture.

Speaker 1 The self-loathing that happened that night that I put the wrong boots on.

Speaker 1 It changed the whole course of my evening.

Speaker 3 Oh, you wore the wrong boots in one of these last shows?

Speaker 1 No, yesterday I had to take a picture for for something and I wore the wrong boots.

Speaker 3 Oh, like

Speaker 1 not the wrong boots for like a brand or anything, just in my own head, I wore the wrong boots.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, and now I'm going to post this picture and I'm going to know that I have the wrong boots on. That would have made the outfit so much better, but the people won't know that.

Speaker 1 And it's changed my whole, I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 3 Okay, and I love that you're spiraling over that right now.

Speaker 3 Thank you. Because sometimes we take external things that we're stressed about and we put it into something that we find more familiar.

Speaker 3 Also, I would argue that change change your perspective. You say, you know what?

Speaker 3 Why are we saying it's worse? Maybe it's better.

Speaker 1 It's not, though, because I have eyes and I can look at the picture in the outfit.

Speaker 3 Well, I can't wait to see you. Okay, but finish your

Speaker 1 original thought. I don't know.

Speaker 3 Oh, oh, I was saying when I was

Speaker 3 you guys, I've been having liquid diarrhea for three days. I have nothing left.

Speaker 3 I watched

Speaker 1 my crazy dress broke in Ohio.

Speaker 3 Oh, oh, yeah, sorry. Your dress broke Ohio.
We're all upset. Next day,

Speaker 3 she's uppity on stage. Like, Paige is like,

Speaker 3 actually, I'm going to, I'll take this joke. And she's, she's riffing.
She's like, she's like at the point where I was just enjoying the show. I sat back.
I was laughing.

Speaker 3 I said, who is this girl on stage right now? Not that she isn't always hilarious, but she had a spunk to her. And I literally on stage called her out.
I was like, you're killing it right now.

Speaker 3 Are you okay? Like, I was like, did Did she take a new beta blocker? Like, what's going on? Yeah, like, had I doubled up? And she looks at me and she goes, Oh, I love my outfit tonight.

Speaker 3 And I was like, You simple motherfucker. You,

Speaker 3 all you need is to just like your outfit. And suddenly, she's singing the Star Spangled Banner on stage.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing: when I'm a simple gal, people want to always put all these things on me. Oh, she's high maintenance.
She's a bitch. She's blah, blah, blah.
I'm a simple, simple girl.

Speaker 1 I'm just a girl.

Speaker 1 When I put,

Speaker 1 when you go shopping and you see a top that you like, you say, oh, I really like that top. I'm going to buy that because I know that I would wear that top.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you're not thinking what you're going to pair that top with. So the top comes in the mail.
You look at it and you say, What do I have in here that I could put together with it?

Speaker 1 And when I find the most perfect ensemble of something that I wasn't even pre-planning or buying to go with a specific item, the joy that sparks in my creativity and I feel like so accomplished.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, it looks so fucking cool. And I just did that in 10 minutes.
I take that with me every week.

Speaker 3 Not to call you a hypocrite, but the wicked fans are furious right now because they're like, this bitch is coming for me for being so happy about a three-hour movie and a musical that's been one of the best-selling for years.

Speaker 3 And this bitch just put together a top and a bottom, a matching set, arguably, that goes together.

Speaker 3 And it made her like...

Speaker 3 her. Do you know the demons I'm fighting in my own mind? Justin's for wicked.
Justin for wicked. Justin.
Justin's.

Speaker 3 I wish that putting a top and a bottom that kind of look cute together would erase all my anxieties. I wish it could be that peaceful up here.

Speaker 1 I left Toronto's show being like, do I need beta bloggers? Is that a placebo effect?

Speaker 3 Did I just have to remember who the fuck I was?

Speaker 1 Everything is relative and it's all perspective and nothing is real.

Speaker 3 Not to be negative, but I find when something horrible is happening in my life, the only way I truly get over it is for something else horrible to happen because then you will forget about the other horrible thing because you're too fixated on the normal thing.

Speaker 3 And that's called moving and grooving. That's called just keep swimming.

Speaker 3 But I like that with you, it's like just keep trying on another outfit each day. And one of those outfits is going to inspire you to live life to the fullest.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 but while I was bleeding from my butthole yesterday,

Speaker 3 I watched My Crazy Ex.

Speaker 3 I think it's

Speaker 3 Not My Crazy Ex Girlfriend, which is a great show also. This is like a documentary thing.

Speaker 3 I get hesitant when these documentaries come out, True Crime, that are like five different seasons about a certain topic, because I'm like, I don't know, why aren't they on their own?

Speaker 3 Like, are they just weak enough stories to not be on their own? Why are we doing this? Yeah. When I tell you each story brought it, when I tell you these exes.

Speaker 1 Oh, like each episode is a different story.

Speaker 3 My gosh. Just a girl sitting there or a guy being like, so I met this person at a Wendy's and then it's the most insane story you've ever heard in your fucking life.
Like people getting framed for

Speaker 3 stuff they didn't do, going to jail because they're ex.

Speaker 1 Do you know that that's one thing that like in my childhood that I was really afraid of in my adulthood? Like I thought people were going to be out here framing each other way more often.

Speaker 1 Like I was really scared of being framed.

Speaker 3 Do you know why? Because it was really easy in the 80s to frame people because they didn't have DNA.

Speaker 3 I'd be so scared in the 80s. They just had to be like, she done it.
That's what they did with the witches in Salem. They were like, she did it.

Speaker 1 She's a witch. I just feel like people don't talk about like there had to have be had to have been like a lot of fleeing.

Speaker 1 Like if some like if someone in in Salem was like you're a witch I'd be like okay now I'm out see ya going to the next town

Speaker 3 there's a lot of like eye contact like don't say it don't say it don't say it you're a witch god damn it now I need to go to Seattle

Speaker 1 yeah it's like I didn't want to journey right now and I have to journey

Speaker 3 but also is there some peace knowing that back then you could just like flee and then no one can contact you like now I could go anywhere and I still get a text from that one person from high school who's fucking annoying.

Speaker 1 No, could you just like go to a different state and change your name and no one would ever know? Yeah, that sounds fucking amazing.

Speaker 3 I feel like you could, we could do that in Europe if we wanted to. I mean, we almost did it in Toronto this weekend.

Speaker 1 I literally almost stayed.

Speaker 1 I freaking love Toronto.

Speaker 3 We had some

Speaker 3 drama with Chicago

Speaker 3 a little bit.

Speaker 2 We did.

Speaker 3 The Italian food was really good. We did make a comment about the pizza.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I respect all of your states and where everyone is from. That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to have my own opinions.

Speaker 1 I was booed in the middle, in the Midwest at multiple shows, and I stuck by my statements at each show.

Speaker 3 I like respect you more because I would have fooled like a cheap beach chair. I would have been like, yes, whatever you guys want.

Speaker 1 Here's one thing. I'm not a fair weathered, like, you can't just sway my opinion and you think I'm going to go with your group.
Like, I will stand on my own if I need to stand on my own.

Speaker 1 And something that I am standing ten toes down on is

Speaker 3 what are they called? Ten toes down on.

Speaker 3 I was going to say Dutch oven pizzas.

Speaker 3 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 No, the Midwest that

Speaker 1 cheese curds. I said that cheese curds were basically a mozzarella stick in a different form and people were literally.

Speaker 3 Well this is the thing.

Speaker 3 I can't support you in that because you haven't gotten the full experience of cheese curds and the way they're made is like cheese gets curdled and they like grab it at a certain point in the cheese curdling process.

Speaker 3 It's like really women in STEM stuff that like you haven't

Speaker 3 had the full

Speaker 1 I need to give it another go. I need to, and I, and I'm open to learning more.

Speaker 3 But as an Italian, that was hilarious. I thought so too.

Speaker 1 My thing with Chicago pizza: cheap dish. If I need a fork and nice,

Speaker 3 I gotta go. Gotta go.

Speaker 1 To me, pizza is an on-the-go meal.

Speaker 3 And also, if it's not foldable, it's cake.

Speaker 1 I didn't ask for a dish with my pizza.

Speaker 3 It's pizza cake.

Speaker 1 And I'm allowed to have that opinion. And other people are allowed to love Chicago deep dish.
It's not for me particularly.

Speaker 3 One more thing about documentaries. Someone did message me.
And I think I do a pretty good job at this where, like, I'll give people kind of the idea of the documentary.

Speaker 3 I won't give away any like big surprises or anything. Or sometimes.
Look, regardless, I talk a lot about documentaries. One girl was like,

Speaker 1 I I love when you do your documentary stuff because here's the thing, bitch, I'm not watching it.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck would I watch it when my other half has already watched it, dissected it, put it in MLA format, and is going to give it to me? Give it all to me, bitch. I want to know the end of it.

Speaker 3 The girl goes, hey, when you say your documentaries, can you please not give away what happens?

Speaker 1 And I was like, you're like, sorry, I have a really dumb friend on the other end of the line.

Speaker 3 No, but my thing is also like, if you didn't know that Ted Bundy killed all those women, like, that's history. Like, I'm not giving away a made-up story.
Like, just Google it. It's there.

Speaker 3 So, like, I will try not to give the way of documentaries, but sometimes, like, people just know, like, John Bonet Ramsey wasn't found. Like,

Speaker 3 I'm not dropping a bomb on people. You're not dropping it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's how I feel about

Speaker 1 talking about Gray's Anatomy. It's history.
It's her story.

Speaker 1 And I'm not living in your reality. Like, in my reality,

Speaker 1 I'm on season 13 and all the main best people already died. So cut your freaking losses.

Speaker 3 It's literally the red wedding in Game of Thrones. Is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy with you?

Speaker 1 No, has zero interest in it. And I'm...

Speaker 1 I love having a show that I know that there's 21 seasons that no one's bothering me about. I can skip whatever episodes I want to skip.
Sometimes there's a musical episode, and you know what I say?

Speaker 1 Absolutely fucking not. Next episode, I don't care what even happened on that one.
If you're singing about it, it obviously wasn't that traumatic or serious or a part of the plot line. So see ya.

Speaker 1 Something about network TV doing a musical episode. What did you guys run out of ideas? Are you on holiday? Like, get your shit together.

Speaker 3 How mad were you about glee?

Speaker 1 Never watched it. Never watched a single second of it.
Want to know something crazy? Craig's favorite show in high school. I said, you have problems.

Speaker 3 Can Craig sing?

Speaker 1 You know what? He's actually not bad.

Speaker 3 I'm surprised he doesn't have a cover. Like, does he sing? I'm surprised he doesn't have a cover.
Hannah, but now, now, Hannah,

Speaker 1 do not manifest

Speaker 1 insane debauchery in my personal life because that's now you're directly coming for Craig. If something like that were to arise,

Speaker 3 him and Austin, I would be in Europe with a new name.

Speaker 3 Charleston 5.

Speaker 3 Oh, Hannah. Stop.

Speaker 1 This is not funny. It's not even funny to joke about.

Speaker 3 I love how you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 Oh, God. No, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 I was trying to think of a band with two men. I guess you two? Millie Vanilli.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'll take your word for it.

Speaker 3 Des can actually sing too, but he doesn't.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 You can't tell them

Speaker 3 like I've never commented on Craig's singing so like and if I did you're opening a whole can of worms for me that I am not ready well we've been dissecting the trauma and drama of men who like play guitar for girls when you're trying to go back to their place and they like

Speaker 3 and our biggest thing is like they wouldn't do that to their boys

Speaker 3 If you wouldn't do that to your boy, don't do it to your girl.

Speaker 3 Because we're vulnerable, we're scared, we don't know what's going on, we're in your territory, You've taken out a weapon, a guitar, and we're forced to sit back.

Speaker 3 So it's like you, you don't see these guys like hanging out with their friends at like 2 a.m. being like, hey, can I play this song that I thought of? They would never do that.

Speaker 1 If I were to bring a man back to my apartment

Speaker 1 and push my interest onto him,

Speaker 1 you think he's going to stand in my closet and try an outfit on that I've been waiting to picture on a human, but I just don't have enough energy to put it on myself.

Speaker 1 I'm like, hey, what are your sizes again?

Speaker 3 You bring him back and you put on more clothes. You're like, hold on one second.
I'm going to undress to have more clothes on.

Speaker 1 What do you think about this? I'm like, wait, I'm having a creative vision and I feel like this skirt actually warrants like a different top.

Speaker 3 We just want a quality, okay?

Speaker 3 You guys, thank you for gigging with us. I didn't shit myself once during this podcast, which is a miracle.
I think we're on the up. We're going to Texas tomorrow.

Speaker 3 Do you have your Texas outfits planned yet? Are we wearing, are we wearing boots?

Speaker 1 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I am up on UPS tracking right now waiting to see any of my outfits fucking come in.

Speaker 3 I'm waiting too.

Speaker 1 If they all come in, I think there's only like one that I'm like iffy about, but

Speaker 1 we're going to work through it. And this is just...
This is my job and I have to buckle down.

Speaker 3 We're going to buckle down and we're so excited to see y'all in Texas.

Speaker 3 Also, I just announced some new working it out shows of new material where I try new jokes on people in Alabama, Irvine, California, and Timonium, Maryland. Titimonium, Timonium.
Let's go.

Speaker 3 Um, we love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us.
We hope we gave you an hour of light happiness. Um, giggle mafia, we love you.

Speaker 3 Someone tagged us in that, calling us giggle mafia, and we can't stop calling ourselves that.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 that's that. Yeah, bye,

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