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As you guys know, I partnered with DSW to curate the cutest spring shoe collection. Just fabulous.
It's just so freaking adorable. Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers.
I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages. Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them.
I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like, with like sweatpants jeans capris I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels honestly I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them sup gigglers Harriet fix the wifi

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we can't be managed what's up my gastrointestinal giggler i have to formally apologize the podcast is late by a day day. Surprisingly, not because of Paige, because of me.
No, because of me. I have been peeing from my butthole.
I'm on day three. Don't be jealous.
I have a stomach flu. I know the girlies are like, why not me? Well, chase your dreams.
Can't. But truly, when you do have a stomach flu, are you looking at the bright side of things where you're like do you feel like all the toxins are just leaving your body some kind of detox is happening but i'm like what kind of devil is living in my stomach right now also i think you were with two kids under too that's what does said does was like well you're with kids so that's what happens um also i think your body does just break down after a certain amount of touring um yeah it's just part of it also I looked in the mirror and I was like oh my god I look so pale and then I was like or did my spray tan just wear off I can't tell if I'm pale or it's just the November okay here's the one thing with Giggly Squad touring I can't look pretty this many days in a row no like at the last show what was our last show Chicago my makeup just like wouldn't actually even go on my face anymore it was like bitch there's no amount of concealer and contour to make you look alive.
I feel like the show itself is getting funnier, but the back end is getting less funny. We're crashing.
We're crashing. It's not good over here.
And we're about to go to Texas. Here's the other thing.
We've also gotten so insanely close. It's not good for humanity.
No, it's not good for humanity no it's not good we haven't seen each other in 24 hours we just chatted for a full hour before we recorded because it was so much happened wait we'll literally go to bed after a show at like midnight wake up at 9 a.m at the airport and i'll look at her and i'll be like what's the gossip what's going on she's like bitch we've been asleep for nine hours straight and i'm like we have nothing to give me nothing happened since we were gone i usually can muster up a small trinket of something like just a little nugget someone liked this on instagram and i'll be like that's the tea that's the tea i'll just start making shit up i'm like imagine if this happened here's what there is one small piece of discourse okay i feel like i would like to address that i i'm so proud of everyone in the arts i'm so proud of everyone i'm so like i love when people find something that they love And I am so proud of everyone. I'm so like, I love when people find something that they love.

And I am so supportive of it.

And I think that you should love whatever you want to love.

As long as it doesn't cause any bodily harm to others.

I know what you're about to say.

You're about to say something controversial.

Oh, no.

Again, I love that people love Wicked.

I'm so excited for them. Paige.
I'm so pumped for them. I love that they're getting all their outfits.
I love that they're going. I love that they're expressing themselves freely on social media in a way that they see fit for their particular lifestyle.
Me, on the other hand,

no amount of musical theater can heal the world. Can spark such joy in me.
That's our favorite thing to say right now spark joy that a tear just falls down my sparkled face it just wait you're there's two types of people people who can hear singing live

and it makes them cry or people who hear singing live and go this isn't for me yeah

also are you projecting a little bit because you have been forced by Craig to watch musicals against your will? Now, as a self-reflective person, I would like to see myself as. I thought that.
I said, is this just me having group mentality and hating on something that other people hate on? And like, if it was a different, a different genre, a different situation, and people were hating on me for loving something, I would say go fuck yourself. But here's the thing.
At 16 years old, my mom planned a beautiful sweet 16 for me. She got all my friends inside of a limousine.
She that drove us down to New York City. we went to lunch at serendipity we got the frozen

hot chocolate i loved my outfit we then went to see the play wicked with the original cast mind you like we went all out hannah i took one of the longest naps in the history of my napping career didn't see a single second of it, okay?

Or was it, were the noise is so calming the singing was so peaceful and it just blurred you to the deepest REM sleep you've ever I actually felt bad for my mom and my mom was like oh like don't I don't care at all page like you had a great time with your friends and then my grandma my mom's mom also dead asleep so it's genetic so it's genetic and i was gonna say something about wicked too which i feel like people might look at me differently after this but i had even less of a childhood than you never saw wicked once wasn't even brought brought up don't even know the story of it brought up in the household wasn't even brought to the dinner table and that's it and that's a family that i would marry into i was crying on tennis courts okay i didn't have time to go watch two never came across your desk never came across my desk but where i think we're jealous a little bit

is that we've never loved anything as much as people love wicked no they've they've never loved i'm like where do i find my niche i wish an outside source could affect my psyche so much that i could be in a bad mood something else happens to someone else and suddenly i'm yeah I'm overjoyed.

I think I need to see it though.

I'm for sure going to watch it on my couch like i'm gonna throw it on and see what the hype is i think we should watch it we should live stream watch it i'm i'm gonna say i'm probably gonna come back to a podcast and episode and be like i loved it it was a great movie but but that is as far as I know I'll ever take it yes yes you know the only time I cried was when I I met Roger Federer yeah it's just it's not it's not something I've ever been into but I love look and I love Ariana Grande when she came out and said um on the podcast last culture east which is such a hilarious podcast um that her fans were gonna be mad because she wants to go like more into acting and like doing in impressions and stuff like that i was so happy i was like yes i think that's so don't need another pop star. I think you like did what you needed to do in.
Well, life is about change and evolving. Music theater, you love it.
Yes. Well, you know what? It is a great day for musical theater kids.
And again, we support musical theater kids. I support all the musical theater kids.
I wish when i was a young child i found that that niche of something to all those musical theater kids you're fucking lucky that me and page can't sing because if we could we would never shut the fuck up like we would i'm so happy i can't sing because i would be arrested by now i'd be i'd be put underground i'd be too powerful is what it'd be i'd be way too fucking powerful i think i wouldn't be able to sustain normal relationships the streets would have been made for dance that's one thing they don't say about us me and you we've never broke out into a song or a dance no i never once been never once been like, you know what this moment needs? A little dance rehearsal. A little ditty.
Yeah. Oh, bad play on words.
Absolutely. Absolutely not.
Does it need a little ditty? That's terrifying in 2024. Sorry to bring the mood down from musical theater.
We were talking about happiness and singing. Do you like the fashion of the premieres of Wicked? You know, I was really hoping you weren't going to ask me that question because you put me in an uncomfortable position.
But if I'm the Barbara Walters of this podcast, I have to ask the hard questions. No, it's so true.
I, I, I, yes. Did you just have a stroke? I, I, I.
Sorry, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get my voice in tune. I'm actually going to be singing.
Wait, can we discuss I actually do love singing on tour. I have one moment in the show that I sing.
No, it's part of our show. Hannah breaks breaks out into song you are a musical theater kid at Giggly Squad Live you break out into dance and song have you ever once on stage let yourself sing for a second and immediately I'm on American Idol we're in front of 3,000 girls with a mic and I'm like I could say whatever fuck I want right now and I start just singing and then you're like please stop I don know how you do it.
We were at one show and a girl said, got up and said, it's my best friend's birthday. Will you sing happy birthday to her? I went into an immediate cold sweat.
I did the Marilyn Monroe version and I was like, happy birthday. No, and that's why you're my best friend.
Because I was like, Hannah will pop out with something. Because one thing we've learned in the Gigglers Wild live show is that I am a people pleaser.
Is that anything the Gigglers ask me to do, I will do. They're like, can you shave your head? And I said, oh, okay, fine.
If you don't believe her, you should see her getting on a plane the next morning, not being able to walk because her lower back is fucked because she keeps doing the worms. I'm also doing the worms in mini dresses dresses so my amazon granny panties are just out i don't even know if people want to see that oh god so anyway stop trying to distract me the wicked fashion what are we thinking i just think they've done a lot of premieres how many premieres they've been premiering for about a year here's one thing i will say when there's a movie premiering and they're like very much in the character of that movie throughout their fashion of the press junket i love it i love that they like stay on theme i loved margot robbie like doing all the barbie outfits i thought it was just like fun like when else are you gonna be able to wear those kind of kinds of outfits so i'm so into both of the leads leaning into their characters in a fashion sense do i think some of it could have been like a little bit more interesting to look at yeah but who doesn't have an opinion that was so kim kardashian of you sorry you're the did she say that or did yeah sometimes the phrase come on give me nothing comes to mind but who am i to judge who am i to judge i'm barely afloat you know what it is i'm barely keeping it going you know what it is i think ariana's color palette and look i don't even believe in the whole winter spring spring, summer thing.
I think that's all bullshit on Instagram.

You know, they're like, clearly she's a winter spring.

And it's like, no, it's not clear.

Because she actually looks good in all those shades of pink.

And no one's going to be ugly with a slightly different shade of pink.

Anyway.

Yeah.

As an Italian, let's not forget.

She's Italian.

She's Italian.

And as an Italian who's bleached her hair blonde before, it's not meant for us sometimes. Sometimes.
Sometimes. Sometimes.
I have loved Ariana Grande for so long. I thought, I've always thought she's an incredible singer.
And she's hilarious. Let's acknowledge that she is hilarious.
She's so funny. Yes.
And I know we make a lot of jokes about blondes sometimes on this podcast but there's just some things that only a blonde can do like a gorgeous drop dead blonde and i just think ariana is better suited as a brunette i can't wait for the brunette comeback sometimes you know what you don't miss it till it's gone and i think that's what life is about we have to have our different experiences in life to acknowledge we're growing we're growing our struggles we're learning wait and also about fashion have you heard of the fashion trend madam sandler i have not neither has not come across neither did i i did this like interview with this magazine and they were like what do you think of madam sandler and then i was like am i that person that hasn't seen the tiktok clips yet and i was like i'm gen z so like i don't know what you're talking about but apparently it's like dressing like adam sandler but with like a little cunt like so like a tight top with like a cargo pant so it's like so kind of like a little carry bra like add a little pop of carry yeah so it's like adam sandler but sexy and i'm into that i'm into that then we also for fall or i guess it's becoming winter already um the frazzled english woman that's a new trend so it's basically like you're looking like you just you threw on all these layers and your scarf is falling off and your hat's falling who the who the fuck is coming up with these i'm done i'm done now i've hit my limit i think it's ai no i think it's ai it's not it i'm not doing a new persona every time someone's having some identity problems and they're projecting this is the projecting episode this is like i can't be all of these things page you've always been aware of trends and i brought this up before because this is the first year i'm aware of trends do you feel fucked with by the industry that they're like oh now we're not doing glazed donut nails now we have to do do glazed coffee nails. And it's like at one point, are you like, stop fucking with me? It's too much.
Stop fucking with me. Because I like glazed donut nails and I'd like to continue them.
I mean, here's I will say in from a style standpoint, as I get older, I feel like I do lean. I love a trend.
I do love like trying certain things. and like Giggly Squad Live is actually a perfect place for like where I'm like where will I ever wear this okay I'll wear it to Giggly Squad but in my everyday life I've just I've started to feel like I've I've leaned more classic style because I'm on trend overload yes like I like I can't do it anymore.
And I do think sometimes trends can help you learn about yourself.

Like every now and then you'll see a trend and be like, I fuck with that.

Take that.

But then leave all the other trends that you don't think is made for you.

Because then capitalism wins again.

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Do what's natural. Can I say one thing about the male population? I'd love if you did.
Have you thought about when people get married how men are mr they're always mr whether they're married or not but once you get married you are not ms anymore you are mrs and it comes from the old school concept that like women women are only about i love wait hold on i love when you're telling a fag and like your voice changes a little like if it's it's my teacher voice like i love the yeah like i love the inflection of a fact you know it's like this really happens in this hour yeah but we do want to differentiate take out, kids, because today I'm about to teach you about life. Now, you're like if Miss Frizzle grew up.
By the way, someone said the yassified Miss Frizzle, like the way she looks now. She like doesn't even have curly hair.
She has like a snatched waist. Did you see that? Now, that'll bring me to tears i have seen it it's so

it's so unbecoming it's so it's not right no like when did she get a keratin treatment on her hair

what was wrong i'm like why did you guys do that no yeah i'm like miss frizzle made every wacky

art teacher like my favorite teacher yes normalize the frazzled art teacher for fall as a trend

Oh, my God. Frizzle made every wacky art teacher like my favorite teacher.
Yes. Normalize the frazzled art teacher for fall as a trend.
Don't brush your hair. So yeah, when we get married, we have to change our front of our name to MRS because women's value is intrinsically if we're married to a man or not hold up on that fact no but it's important for society value is what women's value is what entrance i don't know where that came from i have a stomach bug right now and you're litter i'm about to shit myself like i am holding my butthole by a thread right now i'm holding on by a thread i'm saying that why do we have to know if women are married or not but we don't have to know if men are or not because it affects women's status to know if they are married or not because i'm sorry 100 why does my husband stay mister but suddenly I have to change it to MRS? Because suddenly I'm more of value because I'm married.
Actually, a lot of the time your husband makes your life worse. Well, statistically.
So my thing is I'm done. I'm done with the MRS.
I'm done. We're not doing it.
Um, I actually, I mean, sometimes I'll see like M-I-S-S, like Miss Paige DeSorbo. But I, if I have to write it myself, I use M-S.
Because I'm like, they don't need to know my business. Well, you're, because.
They don't need to know if I'm Mrs. or Miss.
So M-S means you're single. It does.
I thought it was just like a vague one. I thought-i-s-s is single i feel like m-i-s-s and ms are the same and then m-r-s means you're married oh so i've just been playing myself i don't know i could be making that up though because again when was the last time i wrote my name well that's true well that's very true no i I completely I yeah I see that I mean but that's I feel like that's not going away I feel like it should you know I don't want to know if a man is married or not I don't want to be involved in their issues like I like keep me keep me out of it I fine.
Why did you write Instagram stories on DMs?

Oh my God.

I just got the Instagram update with the little statuses.

Oh, the notes.

Right above your DMs.

The notes.

I hate them.

I get them out of here.

Well, this is what, I've had them for a while.

This is what people don't realize.

When you write a little note, it's only to people that you follow. So don't promote your show or promote stuff.
Think it's going to all your followers. It's not.
It's going to your friends who don't care. Don't type in it.
I hate it. But I like it because I learn a lot about people from it.
Yeah, to unfriend them. If if you're a person who writes in it too often who are you talking to well here's the other thing you only see the first four all the time for 24 hours i'm like i've seen what you guys have been doing do you know what i realized about my instagram i follow 6 000 people you're a.
That's stimulation overload for me. No, but wait.
You don't see them. I see the same 40 people every day that I don't want to see.
Can we talk about People's Sexiest Man Alive? A little front page news action. So was that just announced today? Yesterday.
Oh, John Krasinski. why did i see the version that it was benny blanco maybe they were doing a test maybe they're doing an a b test they put out in the public to see reactions or mine was like a fake tiktok because i was like there's no way also i just feel like in the current climate we don't need a people sexiest man alive right now who asked for that i feel like all the girls are like like no thank you you know what's funny is that like anything like that for women has been like completely scrubbed off the face of the earth like like we don't people don't even do like a best and worst dress list anymore because it's just like whatever but for some reason people's sexiest man alive is just like withheld the test of time it's like we can't go on unless we know who the sexiest man alive is here's the thing i don't care that it's like i like it it's whatever i i don't feel a certain type of way about it but it's typically someone who's like been in the news the past year who's like made some type of impact or like we've seen a movie from them or they've been like in their public john krasinski who i love who i actually do find like attractive i don't even i'm not mad that he's the sexiest man alive i'm not mad about it but again it didn't it does nothing for me but i'm like wait what why what's going on like i was like did something happen that i missed it was just a very interesting pr play unless he's about to like start doing a lot of press and pr because he's like working on a project i mean i know his wife has been working I know Emily's been I was just gonna

say I'm glad that he's getting facials at home being the sexiest man alive while Emily has been working her little butt off changing her whole accent in multiple movies has she done anything this year well she did the the fallout thing with Ryan oh yeah and then she was on fucking Oppenheimer and then she'd do the whole press store for that.

She's busy, but I'm glad.

Oh my God.

Oh my. thing with ryan oh yeah and then she was on fucking oppenheimer and then she'd do the whole press store for that she's busy but i'm glad oh my god oh my god you're livid yeah wait i'm trying to think who i wouldn't be mad at and also john krasinski i've not like i literally i've seen no i'm an elevator once tall love um it's just like we could do more i feel like sexist men alive like give me something that gives me a guttural feeling like give me someone give me an old man here's the thing i actually why wasn't it killian murphy hello it's funny immediately i was like kille murphy paul mescal literally pick any of them um yeah give me one of them also give me someone who's like john krasinski's he was funny in his show but like where's the guy who's like who's has a good personality give me someone gen z that's like about to be the next generation's brad pitt give me someone who like i'm about to watch grow not like so they put that guy role model which was which was random and i don't i i don't really know who he is it was i have no idea who that is it was very it's very random but he had a funny like tiktok about how like he's like all these guys don't need this i do he's like no one's even gonna tell harry style his publicist won't even tell him if he wins this name one man if billy eichner literally found me on the street i would die name one man you know who i think is hot jonathan bailey from wicked oh now the heck now here now i'm i'm i stand with the music theater folk why the fuck was it not jonathan bailey there's a few gay men in over the course of my lifetime a lot in real life honestly that that i have found out that they were gay and my heart has literally shattered jonathan bailey is one of them that i'm like wait a minute so you're saying there's a 0.0 when there's a as a female like if you see like a super hot guy like a matthew mcconaughey you're like yes he's like happily married he's so hot like there's a zero chance that I would ever marry Matthew McConaughey.

But zero is still like a fine for me.

Zero is still on the board.

When it's 0.0, it's a different kind of part.

It's like, oh, they wouldn't even look at you.

My current gay crush, I would sit on his fucking face.

Who is it?

Cooper Koch. Oh, no no i feel the same way but it's so easy for gay men to put on straight voice and then it's so funny that they have to like dumb themselves down to be straight voice you sent me that tiktok this guy was like okay i want to try to do a straight voice and he's like what's up he like he's like i'm gonna

do a straight voice while i'm ordering chipotle and he just says the word bowl and it's so fucking funny he's like can i have a bowl wait also people don't talk about how the what's what is the guy with ariana what's his name no you phrased that perfectly what is the guy with Ariana.

He did an interview.

I said, what?

Spongebob Squirper. What's his name? No, you phrased that perfectly.
What is the guy with Ariana? He did an interview. I said, what? SpongeBob SquarePants.
What's his name? What is his name? Does it matter? Does it matter? I have no idea. That is a man who made a very smart decision.
And he said, look, just on the street, no girls coming up to me. But in musical theater where I'm the only straight guy, I am Brad Pitt.
This man had a whole ass wife and newborn child. I envision that him and Ariana had a Martha Stewart moment where Ariana was like, you know, we were all singing Wicked.
And it was so beautiful and emotional and everyone was crying and i just thought i'm gonna make out with that man i think that's what happened i think music they fell in love with the music and then fell in love with each other and that's why i don't trust it yeah and you ever fall people have said like sometimes you fall in love with people people fall in love with you because like you love what they do or you you want to be them like do you do you want to be them or do you love them and I think sometimes you fall in love with someone because you want to be them and then you realize I don't want to be them and then you fall out of love I saw a thing on tiktok and it said leos fall in love with people because they like that they like them that's me

yeah and i'm the opposite i fall in love with people because i like that they don't like me no wait that's so funny because people i i'm like what'd you say you don't like me okay i'm so proud of girls who were like he's cool but like he was boring or like i didn't like his personality with me

i got that i'm bringing it i got it already yeah all i need i'll put you on my back is for you to

see me as this as the light that i am and the second you see me i say i don't care if he's

so fucking dumb he saw me which means no one else sees his genius and if i'm the only one

that saw his genius and that's another level of mental illness that i have to work on but

All right. me which means no one else sees his genius and if i'm the only one that saw his genius and that's another level of mental illness that i have to work on but yeah now for the sex portion of the show we've been saying this on stage which is so funny because we've been asking guys about their favorite sex positions and we started to realize like there are sex positions for me at least i will only do like third or fourth time we hook up just to like secure the bag.
Yeah. Get the energy thrown in there.
Yeah. Like I'm doing reverse cowgirl.
I'm showing you what I'm capable of, but I'm not making a habit of it. Yes.
And during it, you remember why you don't do this all the time and why you save it. Yeah.
And once you do it, you're like, oh, I'm not going to do this for a couple of months. Thank God.
Yes. But like people who are like, oh, it's Wednesday, 6 p.m.
Long day at work. Let's just 69.
That's crazy behavior. That's crazy.
That's overstimulating. that's no one's ever come home from a long hard day and said you know what i'd like to what could make me the most uncomfortable while having to pretend that i love it you know what's wrong with our society i mean there's a lot of things wrong with our society but one thing is we only talk about sex when it's the beginning of meeting someone like movies, books.
It's always the sex in the beginning, which is like, yeah, you want to hump each other all the time. Let's discuss the sex of three years in.
And people try to be like, oh, yeah, three years in like, oh, we don't fuck anymore. It's not that either.
It's something else that no one talks about which is look it's it's it's more complicated it's more nuanced it's more complicated also there's there's the sex where you don't even kiss why when i you don't even when i picture i never kissed during sex even in the beginning you go you got to pay more for that if you want tongue you got to pay more that's not for me it's not for me all the guys in the midwest this is never all the guys in the midwest like to do missionary so they could hold eye contact page is upset that that made me deeply uncomfortable gave you a uti there's a time and place for us to hold eye contact sexually and it's never in nowhere like i

it's like once in a blue moon okay you're like feeling so inspired to be in love yeah right

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They ask like about cleaning towels.

This is something like.

Do me and Craig.

Do me and Craig.

Was it.

Do me and Craig share.

Do you guys share a towel.

And you responded with.

I've.

The wildest answer I've ever heard in my life.

And I.

But I didn't say that at the time.

I supported you in public.

You supported me in public.

And I appreciate that.

And now we're in private.

And I need to discuss deeper. Hey what do you mean by do you mean because i actually i actually wasn't even aware of my actions in that moment were offensive to anyone so i'm glad that you're bringing it up the environment personally to me i consider myself a relatable down-to-earth person okay let me first and foremost say that.
When it comes to towels, I am rich, okay? My bank account has no bounds. The limit does not exist.
I am spending money on towels. So if a person comes into my home and they say, hey, I need to grab a quick shower, no problem.
I've got a towel for you. In fact, I've got seven towels, one for each day of the week because on certain days I'm a two towel girl and that's just how it is.
I don't pick that. I'm going to stop you right there just to confirm.
You have a towel for each day of the week for yourself. Correct.
So after you put, you wash, you dry yourself, you put the towel in the dry, in the hamper not not always if it's a if it was a light wash day like if i felt like if it wasn't a spray tan day and there's nothing on the towel i'll hang that baby up okay okay okay i'll use her tomorrow i'm seeing some sanity because spray tan i'll use use her tomorrow. Okay.
Now, the real problem that we would have to address here, because this is much deeper than I. This is generational.
Growing up, my mother said, hey, dinner's over. It's time for your bath.
And I went upstairs and I took a bath.

I used a towel.

That towel was chucked.

Who knows where that towel went?

That's a home of four people using different towels every single day. I don't know what towel ring this bitch was running,

but that's how I grew up.

It was fresh towel, fresh shower, fresh day. Now, I appreciate that Kim has gone above and beyond as a mother.
And I'm not about to be Judgy McJudgerstein because now I'm realizing. I was conditioned.
You were conditioned. It's not your fault.
But also, I am on the other hand where I'm like, does this towel still smell okay? I don don't identify with you and then i think oh my god if i have to put the towel in the wash it's gonna take forever to dry and do i want to deal with that admin not in my house not over here we got towels for days they're just so thick and then you know you have to redo the whole dryer again because the towel is moist she's like i i can't i i literally i have no fucking idea what you're talking about i don't have here's the thing i have alleviated towel mishaps from my every day so has craig ever used your towel i'm sure but it doesn't matter because if then he used it after me you're not used that it's probably go i'm not using it anyway oh two uses i look at it as oh two uses out of that how often do you do laundry that really we're really getting to

the nitty-gritty it's always on it's like a a white noise machine it keeps me calm it depends because like being on tour our schedules are just like so such mayhem when I get home from like a leg of tour I'm doing whatever laundry is in my suitcase and in the hamper and then it's building up until I get back from like that next leg so I'm probably doing laundry like once a week like right now I am doing laundry like currently like my washer and dryer are both going but I like to leave for tour having no dirty laundry that's what my goal is every time I leave for a leg of tour there's no dirty laundry if you go out to dinner wearing jeans you're out for like four hours no dancing but good heavy gossip like you know the heart rate got up yep are you washing those jeans no here's the

other thing i don't wash i i'm only washing my pajamas my sweats my towels my underwear am i rarely i'm rarely washing like clothes yeah she goes after i wear a dress i throw it away unless i've sweat in like a turtleneck or like a t-shirt i'm washing my t-shirts but like okay like my tour outfits like my blazers all that like no i'm not like washing that shit i'm not washing my jeans well you also don't i'm washing my jeans like once a month i also don't. And for anyone who's wondering about my medicinal wipes that I was given, I haven't really been using them because I don't believe in them or Bluetooth.
No, Hannah said something wild the other day that she doesn't use. Hannah, what was it? We were in the airport.
I said, Hannah, I have to draw the line it's 2024 that's it was like a ballpoint pen it was something so archaic that like everyone's been using for like probably 30 years and hannah's like i don't trust it i don't the science hasn't backed it it was something so crazy i'll think of it i have to you know what's crazy she was just like i don't remember our show in ohio like i can't find it in my brain but you want to know what's crazy i am like that with like every event in my life unless you tell me what unless you tell me what i was wearing and i can recall at least i can like find one memory from it and so from ohio i know that my dress broke oh my gosh okay let me tell you guys the tea early on her button pops off but she's fine she's not moving she's in the chair the whole time she's fine but she's looking at me like the world is over also there's another button that's securing the dress like her dress isn't wide open yeah like i'm not naked she's not naked it's just the sparkly button she liked on it that was there pretty much purely for just style i wore i wore the wrong pair of boots yesterday i forgot to put the correct boots with an outfit and then i went and took to took a picture the self-loathing that happened that night that i put the wrong boots on it changed the whole course of my oh you wore the wrong boots in one of these last shows no i yesterday i had to take a picture for something and i wore the wrong boots not the wrong boots for like a brand or anything just in my own head i wore the wrong boots and i'm like and now i'm gonna post this picture and i'm gonna know that i have the wrong boots on that would have made the outfit so much better but the people won't know that that. And it's changed my whole, I can't stop thinking about it.

Okay.

And I love that you're spiraling over that right now.

Because sometimes we take external things that we're stressed about and we

put it into something that we find more familiar.

Also,

I would argue that change,

change your perspective.

You say,

you know what?

Why are we saying it's worse?

Maybe it's better.

It's not though. Cause I have eyes and I can look at the picture in the outfit.
Well, I can't wait to see this picture. Okay, but finish your original thought.
I don't know. Oh, I was saying when I was...
You guys, I've been having liquid diarrhea for three days. I have nothing left.
I watched my crazy... My dress broke in Ohio and i was oh yeah sorry your dress broke ohio you're all upset next day she is uppity on stage like page is like we're in toronto actually i'm gonna i'll take this joke and she's she's riffing she's like she's like at the point where i was just enjoying the show i sat back i was laughing i was I said who is this girl on stage right now not that she isn't always hilarious but she had a spunk to her and I literally on stage called her out I was like you're killing it right now are you okay like I was like did she take a new beta blocker like what's going on yeah like had I doubled up and she looks at me and she goes oh I love my outfit tonight and I was like you simple

motherfucker you all you need is to just like your outfit and suddenly she's singing the star spangled banner on stage here's the thing when I'm a simple gal people want to always put all these things on me oh she's high maintenance she's a bitch she's blah blah blah I'm, simple girl. I'm just a girl.
When I put, when you go shopping and you see a top that you like, you say, oh, I really like that top. I'm going to buy that because I know that I would wear that top.
Sometimes you're not thinking what you're going to pair that top with. So the top comes in the mail.
You look at it and you say, what do I have in here that I could put together with it? And when I find the most perfect ensemble of something that I wasn't even pre-planning or buying to go with a specific item, the joy that sparks in my creativity and I feel like so accomplished. I'm like, oh my God, it looks so fucking cool.
And I just did that in 10 minutes I take that with me everywhere Not to call you a hypocrite But the Wicked fans are furious right now Because they're like This bitch is coming for me for being so happy About a three hour movie And a musical that's been One of the best selling for years And this bitch just put together a top and a bottom A matching set arguably that goes together And it made her life and it made her do you know the demons i'm fighting in my own mind for wicked i wish that putting a top and a bottom that kind of look cute together would erase all my anxieties i wish it could be that peaceful up here i left toronto show being like do i need beta bloggers is that a placebo effect did i just have to remember the fuck i was everything is relative and it's all perspective and nothing is real not to be negative but i find when something horrible is happening in

my life the only way i truly get over it is for something else horrible to happen because then you will forget about the other horrible thing because you're too fixated on the normal thing and that's called moving and grooving that's called just keep swimming um but i like that with you it's like just keep trying on another outfit each day and one of those outfits is gonna inspire you to live life to the fullest oh but i while i was bleeding from my butthole yesterday yeah i watched crazy my crazy ex i think it's okay it's not my crazy ex-girlfriend which is a great show also this is like a documentary thing i get hesitant when these documentaries come out true crime that are like five different seasons about a certain topic because i'm like i don't know why aren't they on their own like are they too weak enough stories to not be on their own why are we doing this yeah when i tell you each story brought it when i tell you these exes oh like each episode is a different my god just a girl sitting there or a guy being like so i met this person out of wendy's and and then it's the most insane story you've ever heard in your fucking life like people getting framed for for stuff they didn't do going to jail because their ex um do you know that that's one thing that like in my childhood that i was really afraid of in my adulthood like i thought people were going to be out here framing each other way more often like i was really scared of being framed you know why because it was really easy in the 80s to frame people because they didn't have dna i'd be so scared in the 80s they just had to be like she done it that's what they did with the witches in salem they were like she did it she's a witch i just feel like people don't talk about like there had to have been like a lot of fleeing like if someone like if someone in salem was like you're a witch i'd be like okay now i'm out see you go to the next town there's a lot of like eye contact like don't say it don't say it don't say it you're a witch god damn it now i need to go to seattle yeah it's like i didn't want to journey right now and i have to journey but also is there some peace knowing that back then you could just like flee and then no one could contact you like now i go anywhere and i still get a text from that one person from high school who's fucking annoying no could you just like go to a different state and change your name and no one would ever know yeah that sounds fucking amazing i feel like you could we could do that in europe if we wanted to i mean we almost did it in toronto this weekend i literally almost stayed um i freaking love tor. We had some drama with Chicago a little bit.
We did? The Italian food was really good. We did make a comment about the pizza.
Here's the thing. I respect all of your states and where everyone is from.
That doesn't mean I'm not allowed to have my own opinions. I wased in the middle in the Midwest at multiple shows and I stuck by my statements at each show I wasn't I like respect you more because I would have folded like a cheap beach chair I would have been like yes whatever you guys want here's one thing I'm not a fair weather like you can't just sway my opinion and you think I'm gonna go with your group like I will stand on my own if i need to stand on my own and something that i am standing ten toes down on is what are they called ten toes down on um i was gonna say dutch oven pizzas um oh my god um no the midwest oh cheese curds cheese curds i said that cheese curds were basically a mozzarella stick in a different form and people were well this is the thing i i can't support you in that because you haven't gotten the full experience of cheese curds and the way they're made is like cheese gets curdled and they like grab it at a certain point in the cheese curling process it's like really women in stem stuff that like you haven't had the full experience yet.

I need to give it another go.

I need to.

And I and I'm open to learning more.

But as an Italian, that was hilarious.

I thought so, too.

My thing with Chicago pizza dish.

If I need a fork and knife, I got to go.

Got to go.

To me, pizza is an on the go meal.

And also, if it's not foldable, it's cake. I didn't ask for a dish with my pizza it's pizza cake and and i'm allowed to have that opinion and and other people are allowed to love chicago deep dish for it's not for me particularly one more thing about documentaries someone did message me and it's i think i do a pretty good job at this where We're like I'll give people kind of the idea of the documentary.
I won't give away any like big surprises or anything or sometime. Look, regardless, I talk a lot about documentaries.
One girl was like, I love I love when you do your documentary stuff because here's the thing, bitch, I'm not watching it. Why the fuck would I watch it when my other half has already watched it dissected it put it in MLA format and is gonna give it to me give it all to me bitch I want to know the end girl goes hey when you say your documentaries can you please not give away what happens and I was like you're like sorry I have a really dumb friend on the other end of the line no but my thing is also like if you didn't know that ted bundy killed all those women like that's history like i'm not giving away a made-up story like just google it it's there so like i will try not to give the way of documentaries but sometimes like people just know like john bonnet ramsey wasn't found like i'm not drop I'm not dropping a bomb on people you're

not dropping it yeah that's how I feel about talking about Grey's Anatomy it's history it's her story and I'm not living in your reality like in my reality I'm on season I'm on season 13 and all the main best people already died so cut your freaking losses it's literally the red wedding in Game of Thrones.

Is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy with you?

No, has zero interest in it and i'm i love having a show that i know that there's 21 seasons that no one's bothering me about i can skip whatever episodes i want to skip sometimes there's a musical episode and you know what i say absolutely fucking not Next episode. I don't care what even happened on that one.
If you're singing about it, it obviously wasn't that traumatic or serious or a part of the plot line. So see ya.
Something about network TV doing a musical episode. What did you guys run out of ideas? Are you on holiday? Like get your shit together.
How mad were you about Glee? Never watched it. it never watched a single second of it want to know something crazy craig's favorite show in high school i said you have problems i can craig sing you know what he's actually not bad i'm surprised like does he sing i'm surprised he doesn't have a cover hannah but now now hannah do not manifest insane debauchery in my personal life because that's now you're directly coming for craig if something like that were to arise him and austin i would be in europe with a new name Him in Austin.
Charleston five.

Oh, Hannah. him and austin i would be in europe with a new name him and austin charleston five oh hannah stop this is not funny it's not even funny to joke about i love how you're like no no no no no no no no no no no no no i couldn't do it i couldn't do it well i'm trying i was trying to think of a band with two men i guess you two millie vanilli okay i'll take your word for it des can actually sing too but he doesn't here's the thing we can't you can't tell them like i've never commented on craig's singing so like and if i did you're opening a whole can of worms for me that i am not ready well we've been dissecting the trauma and drama of men who like play guitar for girls when you're trying to go back to their place and they like and our biggest thing is like they wouldn't do that to their boys if you wouldn't do that to your boy don't do it to your girl because we're vulnerable we're scared we don't know what's going on we're in your territory you've taken out a weapon a guitar and we're forced to sit back so it's like you you don't see these guys like hanging out with their friends at like 2 a.m being like hey can i play this song that i thought of they would never do that if i were to bring a man back to my apartment and push my interest onto him you think he's gonna stand in my closet and try an outfit on that i've been waiting to picture on a human but i just don't have enough energy to put it on myself i'm like hey what are your sizes again you you bring him back and you put on more clothes you're like hold on one second i'm gonna undress to to have more clothes on how do you what do you think about this i'm like wait i'm having a creative vision and i feel like this skirt actually warrants like a different top we just want to call the date okay um you guys thank you for getting with us i didn't shit myself once during this podcast which is a miracle i think we're on the up We're going to Texas tomorrow Do you have your Texas outfits planned yet?

Are we wearing boots?

Here's the thing

I am up on UPS tracking

Right now waiting to see if any of my outfits

Fucking come in

I'm waiting too

If they all come in I think there's only

Like one that I'm like iffy about

But

We're gonna work through it and this is just

This is my job and I have to buckle down

Thank you. come in i think there's only like one that i'm like iffy about but okay we're gonna we're gonna work through it and this is just this is my job and i have to buckle down we're gonna buckle down and we're so excited to see y'all in texas also i just announced some new working it out shows of new material where i try new jokes on people in alabama irvine california and Timonium, Maryland.
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