Giggling about mistakes, marathons, and making money

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 2 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 3 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 Happy geriatric giggler birthday to Paige Sorbo.

Speaker 1 I'm officially having a geriatric. I would officially be having a geriatric pregnancy.

Speaker 2 No, in my head, you've been 32. I didn't know you were 31 because I'm a year older.
So

Speaker 2 there's like two months where I'm like really a lot older than you and wiser.

Speaker 2 But now we're back.

Speaker 1 And then I catch up in November.

Speaker 2 How are you feeling? You just woke up. Daphne's on your lap.

Speaker 1 Daphne's on my lap. She's grabbing at my microphone and my headphones, and I'm just so blessed.

Speaker 2 Look at her.

Speaker 2 Why do you sound like a Mormon TikTok wife? I feel so blessed. I'm holding my baby, and I just feel blessed.

Speaker 2 I'm just happy to be here on this planet with my loved ones and God looking down on me.

Speaker 1 No, that's how I feel when I see Daphne. Well, like you're just a blessing.

Speaker 2 I realize we never told people about

Speaker 2 some tour updates like some stuff we've been doing out there.

Speaker 1 We have some tour stuff. Wait, before we get to tour stuff,

Speaker 2 what should we do?

Speaker 2 What are we doing?

Speaker 2 I'm so scared right now. Wait, that's such a ballot.

Speaker 1 You ever just like, you look at your friend and you're just like, what are we doing?

Speaker 2 What's the plan?

Speaker 2 What's the plan of attack? Because I'm scared right now.

Speaker 1 Okay, I just need to get this out because I feel like I'm the only one with this perspective and I just don't know why.

Speaker 1 I'm so proud of the marathon runners. I like, I love that they have like a commitment to something and like they're so much healthier than everyone else in the country.

Speaker 1 And I'm so proud of them for running the marathon yesterday.

Speaker 1 Getting in a taxi from JFK to go to the Upper West Side on the Sunday of the marathon, I wished that they all got shin spluns. Like I was cursing.

Speaker 2 I couldn't have been more

Speaker 2 pissed than bug bomb. I was like, what is she gonna say? Okay, shin Spunt's good.

Speaker 1 I forgot that it was marathon day, which I should have remembered because it literally is always right by my birthday.

Speaker 2 I'm surprised you know what Shin Spunts are.

Speaker 1 I mean, I wish them upon everyone that ran yesterday.

Speaker 2 How long did it take you to get home?

Speaker 1 Hannah, I don't even want to talk about it. I don't even know the route my guy was going.
And then, like, I was, we were, we took taxis from JFK because they were just like all lined up.

Speaker 1 This guy, like, refused to talk to me, too. I was like, let's figure out a plan here.

Speaker 2 You're like, we're in this together. Let's get our heads together.

Speaker 1 We're in this together. I called three different people in the back of his car.
He must have thought I was insane.

Speaker 2 Or, you know, when they get cocky and they like won't go on

Speaker 1 any apps.

Speaker 1 I was like, I get that we're like fighting against Uber and I'm like, so with you in this fight for this moment because it's the back of the city.

Speaker 2 We could have recorded the pod and then later on, but it's fine. I mean, Grace and I got home real quick because we're downtown D.Vas.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, it took me like another hour, I would say, to like get home.

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry. What happened when you walked in and Daphne saw you? Give us a play-by-play.

Speaker 1 Just like pure love and joy, admiration, affection.

Speaker 2 Because my baby, when I see my baby, it changes the world for me. I love my baby, and she's changed my life.

Speaker 1 I like to say that she saved me. You know, she taught me about what unconditional love is.
And I thought I knew, but I didn't.

Speaker 2 Can I say something controversial? Yeah. I would love it.
Do you know when people have a kid and they go like, this kid made me a better person?

Speaker 2 I'm always like, so you didn't want to be a good person until

Speaker 2 you had it. That's fucking weird.

Speaker 2 It's like

Speaker 2 until you had a baby that you were like, oh, this baby looks at me and I should like question some things. What were you doing before? Like pickpocketing people every day? Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny now is to think that like, I mean, I think about this all the time because we are on reality TV, but like

Speaker 1 now kids will be able to go back and see like what their parents were like putting on TikTok when they were a baby.

Speaker 2 And like, do you know what's like my mental illness? I'm like, yes, bitch. You better see me do that crowd work at that douchey guy up front.
You better be like, that's my mama.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And just like things that like their moms say about them.

Speaker 2 I love that your daughter's going to be like, wait, my mom's outfits were so good.

Speaker 1 Unless she doesn't, and then I have to put her up for adoption.

Speaker 2 True.

Speaker 1 Unless I'm like, go to your Aunt Hannah's

Speaker 2 and play your stupid sports.

Speaker 2 Wait, should I tell them how

Speaker 2 I got abducted, basically? But it was so early in the morning I didn't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yes, because then we need to tell the Minneapolis story.

Speaker 2 Okay, so. The thing with tour is the show is the most fun, easiest part.
Once we're on the stage, the show is the easiest

Speaker 2 when we are on the stage with the gigglers, every worry and problem leaves the room. There's this, it's this fucking incredible energy I can't explain.

Speaker 2 Every second leading up to that is actual torture. No.

Speaker 1 Torture.

Speaker 2 All we want to do is just get on stage. So anyway, we have to wake up at fucking 4.30 a.m.
to get to Seattle in New York City. And I get in the Uber.

Speaker 2 And 10 minutes in, I look down at the app and I realize like he's never accepted the ride.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, oh, hey, like, can you accept the ride?

Speaker 1 Like, it's still dark out. It's actually like prime sex trafficking time.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So I'm, but I'm like not, you would think that.
I personally am like, I don't feel like I'm sex traffickable. Like, that's my own problems.

Speaker 1 I'm just. Have you seen your ass?

Speaker 2 You're sex traffickable.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 They'd freaking love that thing.

Speaker 2 Okay, wait, I'm blushing. Sub.
I'm blushing.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I basically was like, sir, can you accept it? And he goes, oh, it's not letting me because he was like so far away from the pickup location.

Speaker 2 That's where you said you would have jumped out of the car.

Speaker 1 I would have been like, and we're pulling over.

Speaker 2 Me, I said, if this is how I go, this is how I go. It's too early for me to fight for my life.
So I said, that's fine. He goes, can you just cancel the ride and then Venmo me?

Speaker 2 And I said, sir, yes, 100%.

Speaker 2 Because I'm not thinking of a solution here.

Speaker 1 I hope Lenore is listening to you and listening to this right now and drafting a text message to you as we speak.

Speaker 2 The thing is, so basically I cancel the ride and then I realize because it was like a pre-reserved ride, because I reserve the early ones, it automatically charges you $100

Speaker 2 for canceling.

Speaker 1 So now you're paying the raise.

Speaker 2 So now I'm in $200.

Speaker 2 Before 5 a.m., I've spent $200, which has to be some kind of record. So I'm sitting there and I'm just like,

Speaker 2 I have to speak out for myself like Paige does, but not to that extent. So I go, sir, they charge me $100.

Speaker 2 And he's like, oh, can you like

Speaker 2 question that? This is during like a 50-minute drive to JFK. So there's a lot of time for me to jump out if I wanted to.
Right.

Speaker 2 And I'm just like, I'm not, I'm honestly too tired to jump out of the car. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 So.

Speaker 2 He just takes me away and I message Uber like, hey, can I get a refund? And they don't respond because it's 4.30 a.m.

Speaker 2 And no one should be doing anything. Might as well sex trafficking people at 4.30 a.m.

Speaker 2 So anyway.

Speaker 1 The sleep schedule that sex traffickers must be on is probably debilitating.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like you guys are nocturnal.

Speaker 2 So then I kind of just like went with it. And then we got there.

Speaker 2 And I think I actually was like so nice that afterwards he felt bad because then he was like, hey, like if you want, I'll pay you back for the money. Like, he wasn't being sleazy about it.

Speaker 2 Like, he literally was like, you can text me. But then I was like, I feel like.

Speaker 1 You're a perfect example of like when you get into a situation, like, you go the nice route and you end up getting like a better outcome.

Speaker 1 Where I immediately switch and I'm like, I will kill everything you love and care about

Speaker 2 if you continue to fuck with me. I'll end up flirting myself into like a full relationship.
Like, the niceness sometimes is not good. Yeah.
Like niceness.

Speaker 1 I still think about the day I told that woman to fuck off at LaGuardia and I'm, and I relish in it and I love it. And I hope she thinks about it.

Speaker 2 You know? No, my toxic trait is I feel like if we got kidnapped, I'd straight up be like, look,

Speaker 2 what's going on at home?

Speaker 2 Did I tell you like when guys would DM me for feet pics, I would try to get to their psyche of like why they wanted feet pics.

Speaker 1 Like what, like, what does this do for you?

Speaker 2 Or he'd be like, hey, can I be your sugar daddy? And i'd be like did your mom not hug you as a kid

Speaker 2 now listen to what happened to us in minneapolis was it minneapolis or indianapolis is there a difference

Speaker 2 i actually don't remember so let's just continue

Speaker 1 one of the i'm pretty sure it was minneapolis and so like if anyone works at the airport in minneapolis listen up i think it was on our way home from indianapolis

Speaker 2 to new york

Speaker 2 oh yeah baby you're right yeah indianapolis shout out up.

Speaker 1 So we get to the airport. Again, it's early.
It's like what? Like 6:37?

Speaker 2 We're early at the airport.

Speaker 1 So we get through TSA, get through security. We're walking to our gate.
Hannah sees like a smaller Delta lounge, like a little literally looks like a little one-room Delta lounge.

Speaker 1 And we have 40 minutes till our flight. And she's like, let's just go in there.
We'll like get food, go to the bathroom. Cool.
I scan my boarding pass first. I'm waiting for Hannah and Grace.

Speaker 1 Hannah goes up. She's like, oh, I have a plus one.
She's scanning her boarding pass. The lady goes, no, this boarding pass has already been scanned in.
Hannah's like, okay, well, I just got here.

Speaker 1 So I don't know how that's possible. Hannah looks at her boarding pass.
It says, Paige de Sorbo.

Speaker 1 We're like, perfect.

Speaker 2 Awesome.

Speaker 1 The lady's like, oh, you guys booked on the same reservation.

Speaker 1 Your boarding pass has to be there. Just swipe and see.
Hannah's like, nope, don't see it. Not here.

Speaker 2 i go first of all in the curb we all fail

Speaker 2 so let me into the fucking club how did i get up to this point of i went through tsa and security and you're telling me i don't have a boarding pass wait this is actually a perfect example of you went so nice and i went this lady if this lady starts to give us attitude

Speaker 1 I'm gonna freak out because how is this our fault?

Speaker 2 I know, but in this moment, I realize I have no grounds to speak on because I possibly don't.

Speaker 2 I broke into this airport.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, can you just look her name up like and see

Speaker 1 what her confirmation number is? Or like, can you see her ticket? So they're like typing in Hannah's name and they're like, sorry, you don't have a ticket for this flight.

Speaker 2 She goes, you actually.

Speaker 2 I don't exist. You don't exist.
You don't have Social Security. You're a ghost.

Speaker 1 She's like, you don't exist in Indianapolis airport. And so I immediately am like, well, how the fuck did she get through TSA and security?

Speaker 2 Because you know, because she's not that smart. Look at her.

Speaker 1 I'm like, that she doesn't have a ticket. And they're like, oh, well, they use your ID when you go through TSA.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, there's no way in hell that you can get through security with your ID not having a ticket. And if that's the case, then what the fuck is the point of secure, the TSA security?

Speaker 1 Like, you can just let anyone in if they have a valid ID. Like, then why am I here taking my shoes off?

Speaker 2 When we're standing there, we have that like Spider-Man meme moment where, like, the Spider-Ms are shooting towards each other, and we're like, who's Paige Sorbo here? Who's he really here?

Speaker 2 And I'm just looking at her.

Speaker 1 So then I immediately- Wait, imagine if we like full-on went into a bid and you were like, I'm Paige Sorbo.

Speaker 2 She stole my ID. They would have hated us.
Nobody literally. We actually had, he's not with us anymore,

Speaker 2 rest in

Speaker 2 travel,

Speaker 2 a travel agent who was out to get us, was literally out to get us, and we don't know why, but earlier that week, he had booked like a random flight from Madison.

Speaker 2 We hired someone who specializes in admin to only be annoyed by the admin that we should have just done ourselves. So this is the thing.
We were driving from Madison to Milwaukee, which takes an hour.

Speaker 2 For some reason, he had booked me a flight. And I just was like, Grace, I have a flight booked that's not supposed to be there.
Can you tell him to cancel that? And she's like, sure.

Speaker 2 When he canceled that flight, it canceled like the entire reservation of flights he booked for me.

Speaker 1 87 flights. It was like...

Speaker 2 So fast forward, the next week I had to go to Seattle and I'm going to sleep at midnight because I have to wake up at 4.30 to get sex trafficked. And I realize I don't have a flight to Seattle.

Speaker 2 I'm like, no!

Speaker 2 And then I have to calm myself down, get a flight.

Speaker 1 Oh, you didn't have a flight to Seattle.

Speaker 2 I didn't even tell you that because I want to stress you out.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. The other would have stressed.

Speaker 2 So anyway, the fact we make it to any show is a miracle on 34th Street. No, truly, truly a miracle.

Speaker 1 Because here's the other thing, though, that I just want to point out. Things happen to us that like are not our fault.

Speaker 2 That like we did not.

Speaker 1 It's not because we did something wrong. It's literally like the universe is like, how can we fuck with them today?

Speaker 2 But that's the thing.

Speaker 2 i wake up in the morning and i say i'm putting out fires where's the fire i'm gonna put it out i i don't ask what what's the saying i don't ask for fewer burdens i ask for broader shoulders i've never heard that saying ever in my life but it's it does seem like it's in the danny burner roller that is the danny burner roller

Speaker 2 if there's something that sounds like your dad it's that i said it wrong but it's so funny my dad is loves a quote But that's it. Does he? That's all.
He'll just say something inspirational and leave.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. But thank you.

Speaker 1 That's so funny. You're like talking about what's up for dinner with your mom.
And he just walks in and he's like,

Speaker 2 believe in yourself.

Speaker 1 You miss 100% of the shops you don't take.

Speaker 2 And he just walks out. Literally my dad.
And my mom is like, what the fuck was that? And I'm like, I don't know. You married him.

Speaker 2 Also, we realized that airplanes are made by men for men.

Speaker 1 Airplanes are made by men for men. And I'm quite frankly sick of it because like there's no reason that the overhead bin should be smaller on one side.
Like, what about the people on that side?

Speaker 1 Like, I don't, I don't accept that.

Speaker 2 Well, now they have new seats, which I was like, oh, cool. New seats.
These are probably ergonomically like perfect for the modern person made for men. Like, it's too high.

Speaker 1 It's too high. Nobody's shoulders are up that high.

Speaker 2 I also feel like it's not made for childbearing hips.

Speaker 1 It's just not made with women in mind. I'll say that.

Speaker 2 I do have to tell on myself because one thing about me

Speaker 2 is ever since 2020-ish, 2021, I don't look at comments unless it's on like my photo and I notice the gigglers are commenting and then I'm all in the comments.

Speaker 2 But like in terms of like when a clip goes viral, like I'm actually

Speaker 1 someone else's thing of you. You're not.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, I don't look at it.

Speaker 2 I also like when something goes viral, you kind of like lose control.

Speaker 1 So I post.

Speaker 1 Well, it doesn't belong to you anymore.

Speaker 2 It doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the internet.

Speaker 2 Now, I posted a new bit that I'm working on. It's still being worked out about pilots.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 the premise is like how men

Speaker 2 are delusional to think they could fly planes. Like no woman woman would ever wake up and be like, I can fly a plane.
Like, and that's why there's more male pilots.

Speaker 2 But then I go into joking how like we should have more women pilots. But I go, but for me personally, and I joke like I would get like lost.
I would say sorry all the time whenever there was.

Speaker 1 You don't have a license. I don't have a license.

Speaker 2 I tell my dad to park it.

Speaker 2 I sometimes like to lean in on

Speaker 2 like women's stereotypes as a way to kind of like joke about.

Speaker 2 Patriarchy. Yes, it's like you're kind of leaning in and playing with it, and you're not, if you're always like, no, women are perfect, that's that's not the game we're playing.

Speaker 2 We're trying to show women are multifaceted. Obviously, women are fucking amazing pilots, right?

Speaker 2 But I'm joking about how I would say sorry all the time whenever there's turbulence, like those kind of things that like, it's a fucking, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 I'm not trying to be like, it's, sorry, I got word. It's a fucking joke.
It's a fucking joke. It's a joke.
We're breathing. We're breathing.
We're breathing. We're growing.
We're growing.

Speaker 2 We're changing.

Speaker 2 i'm sorry women are not emotional um

Speaker 2 so it got on female pilot talk

Speaker 2 because i started getting noticed female pilots are not happy with me

Speaker 2 i started i'm i like occasionally will accidentally see something where people are really mad at me

Speaker 2 the female pilot community is so mad at me and you know what's upsetting

Speaker 2 They're the only people I want to like me.

Speaker 2 Like a female pilot is the most powerful, cool, amazing person who's had to get through so many obstacles and had to believe in herself so much. And also.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I have female pilots currently being like,

Speaker 2 this bitch is the worst thing for women.

Speaker 1 Wait till I get you on my next flight, bitch. Using, having the wrong boarding pass was the least of your problems.

Speaker 2 So I'm so scared to fly right now.

Speaker 2 But then I'm not I'm not commenting in it because obviously I want to be like guys

Speaker 2 This is this is a joke like it's women making fun of women and and I'm playing like it's not even a complete joke yet like I'm figuring it out.

Speaker 2 I'm joking about how men are delusional like it's a sensitive time.

Speaker 2 I know and I hate to just say it's a joke because part of it's true, but what I'm joking I'm trying to I guess I'm trying to figure it out right now with you the joke is that People could obviously women can be pious.

Speaker 2 Yes, it's people

Speaker 1 that they're more humble than men in general.

Speaker 2 Yes, that was the overall concept, but I think it hurt people personally when I was like, oh, my dad will park it for me. It's like, obviously that's not true.

Speaker 2 And I'm joking that people could think that because...

Speaker 1 Like, that's what men would say years ago on why women can't be pilots.

Speaker 1 You're just so intertwined. You're just so highbrow is what it is.

Speaker 1 And people don't realize how intellectual you are with your jokes because they're light.

Speaker 2 It is just so funny because the only thing I care about is like questioning. Making the girls laugh.
Yes, and questioning gender roles and making men like feel bad.

Speaker 2 So the fact that this has somehow hurt a woman pilot is really making it. It's very upsetting for you.
But I can't fight for myself because I'm not getting into it.

Speaker 2 You can't. I don't want to, the female pilots are busy.
I don't want them fighting with me online. Like fly your planes and don't worry about my little jokes.

Speaker 2 But I'm going to finish that joke and I'm probably going to have to add to the joke and say the female pilots are

Speaker 1 no, we're just trying to call more attention to like how men are like really delusional like i'll tell a quick story about what craig said to me this week that really made me just question

Speaker 1 our humanity

Speaker 1 This man starts talking about like production value of like movies and different shows and like shots that he really likes. And he's like, you know, I'm really into that.

Speaker 1 Like maybe one day I could do something like that. Like what is that job?

Speaker 1 So first and foremost, it's like you can't do something like that one day because you don't even know what the job is because you're asking me what that job is.

Speaker 1 But I go along with this man because I like to,

Speaker 1 you know, build them up only to tear them down swiftly. So, we go, oh, are you talking about a director or maybe you're talking about an executive producer?

Speaker 1 In what genre are we thinking about? Are we thinking scripted? Are we thinking reality?

Speaker 2 Look at the beginning of the conversation when you're supportive.

Speaker 1 You go, I'm so supportive.

Speaker 2 You're taking care of photography.

Speaker 1 So, I'm really trying to get all the information in the beginning.

Speaker 2 To use it against him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And he says scripted.
And he, and I said, okay, so then I think you're thinking of like a director or like the person that owns the project. And I said, hey, let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 What prompted this love of cinematography that you've all of the sudden feel in your body? And he's, and this man proceeded to say, well, I filmed a TikTok the other day. And I said, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 That is is where I have to pack it in.

Speaker 2 Okay. You filmed a singular talk.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And now all of a sudden, you're the next James Cameron. I just don't get where the audacity.

Speaker 2 Also, Craig, if you're listening, we all know that the first two years of TikTok, you just talked about soup. And you couldn't figure out, you...

Speaker 2 I don't know if you have figured out TikTok yet, honestly.

Speaker 1 No. So

Speaker 2 I, but

Speaker 2 I love the confidence, and we have to learn from that.

Speaker 2 We have to learn from that.

Speaker 1 It's the blind,

Speaker 1 like, audacity.

Speaker 2 Because you know what the hardest thing is

Speaker 2 showing up. That's what my dad would say.
Yeah. 90% of the battle is showing up.
And men will show up because they won't question things where we'll think.

Speaker 1 Because we're not supposed to be there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we will think of every possible thing that could go wrong and how we're not supposed to be there and how embarrassing it will be. And then how we'll have to explain it to people.

Speaker 2 And da-da-da-da. Men will just be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 No, that's why you almost got sex trafficked.

Speaker 2 A hundred percent.

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Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 1 let's talk about Martha.

Speaker 1 Let's freaking talk about Martha.

Speaker 2 My story. Okay, so

Speaker 2 we watched a Martha documentary a while ago. I think it was Amazon or something.
It was fucking amazing. I made you guys watch it.
And then I text Paige.

Speaker 2 I go, you have to watch the Martha documentary on Netflix. She goes, babe, I already saw a Martha documentary.
I go, I know, but I feel like this is her being interviewed in it.

Speaker 2 So it gives it a different gene sequence. And Paige is like, I'll see.
Hour three into this flight back to New York.

Speaker 2 I feel the longest little skinny fingers poked into my arm because she was sitting behind me. She's never done this to me on a flight.
I thought I was...

Speaker 1 I was obsessed with you on that flight.

Speaker 2 I thought it was snakes on a plane. I thought there was a snake on the plane and I was getting attacked.
The way you jolted me, like, I don't think you realized.

Speaker 2 Imagine I've been literally asleep for three hours and then I get jolted

Speaker 2 from the window side. Something could have flown in.
A bird could have hit me from the window.

Speaker 1 I kept looking to see if your head was lounging to see if you were sleeping or not. I like missed you on that.

Speaker 1 Sometimes when we're together for too long and then we just go cold turkey, I'm not with you.

Speaker 2 I'm like, um, hello. Wait, and before you say what you're going to say, someone notices

Speaker 2 I should have laughed.

Speaker 2 They literally go.

Speaker 2 Wait, what?

Speaker 2 They literally go with stories. Is there a doctor on board?

Speaker 2 They go, is there a doctor on board? So immediately I'm like, Paige, do not raise your hand.

Speaker 1 I'm like, look, I'm season 11 grades anatomy. I don't, I'm not trying to say I am a doctor, but I'm not a doctor.

Speaker 2 No, one thing about me, I know when I'm not any help. So they're like, is there a doctor on board? Something was going on with someone.
They ended up being fine. But in that moment, I realized.

Speaker 1 I started to think we did come from Scottsdale. That could have just been a very hungover person.
Yeah. Because they literally gave, I think it was a guy, like an IV on our flight.

Speaker 2 Which you asked for after. You're like, hey, can I have some? But I do think that in that moment, I was like, okay, well, either A,

Speaker 2 a doctor's going to help them, or B, we're going to have to leave.

Speaker 1 It's just a man like with a stuffy nose

Speaker 1 on a flight. And he's like, I literally need an IV.
I can't breathe.

Speaker 2 So I passed out. I fell asleep.
Paige starts poking me. I turn around.
I'm like, what? And she goes, first of all, someone almost died.

Speaker 2 I'm like, did you hear that someone died in the bed? You were asleep the whole time.

Speaker 2 But then you go, I watched the Martha documentary and I love her. And then you go, I'm saving it for the pot to tell you all my thoughts.

Speaker 1 I'm just,

Speaker 1 I'm just, there's something about like persevering, like getting knocked down and then perseverance is one of you could not say perseverance just there.

Speaker 2 No, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 It's just a quality in people that I envy so much that I just think is so admirable.

Speaker 1 And like once I see someone get knocked down and come back like tenfold I'm like even more obsessed with them she has had to reinvent herself so many times and

Speaker 1 and like people saying like she was the first influencer she was the first person to be like lifestyle is what people want to see and like relate to and she starts this whole media company

Speaker 1 So many men were jealous. She literally went to jail because a man was jealous of her.

Speaker 2 Same.

Speaker 1 Literally.

Speaker 1 So it's so diabolical. She's the first female self-made billionaire in the United States, which that alone I don't think gets talked about enough.
Like that's

Speaker 1 really impressive. She was born into like a not wealthy family of six kids.

Speaker 2 Well, even to when we're leading up to that, she goes on Wall Street, gets hired because she's beautiful, ends up being so good at her job, but gets like sexually harassed and like low-key assaulted throughout it.

Speaker 2 But she's like, that was just the time when you're back in a taxi with a guy, he's going to grab you. And it's like, that's just what she did.

Speaker 1 That was like in the 70s. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She was like the only woman who worked at the company. And then

Speaker 2 she creates this incredible catering company and she becomes this billionaire.

Speaker 1 And then she's just, she's catering for like some of the most exclusive events like in New York City. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But the crazy thing is then you see the DA basically be like, We need to take down a billionaire, so we're gonna take down this woman. For it was like a trade for like 40 grand or something.

Speaker 1 No, it was literally like a stock for like 45,000.

Speaker 1 Now, the guy that actually was doing the bulk of the insider trading, who was like, knew that this stock was gonna plummet because like the FDA didn't approve something,

Speaker 1 the DA of New York City, that little fuck,

Speaker 1 says to this guy, guy, if you say like that Martha was involved, we won't prosecute you. Like we'll just put it all on.

Speaker 2 And it makes me so fucking mad. Think of the hundreds of men who are at these top companies ripping off people of like

Speaker 2 all kinds, right? All kinds.

Speaker 2 And they go for the one woman who's a self-made billionaire, but not these big companies that are fucking taking advantage of people every day doing illegal shit. So anyway, she decides.

Speaker 2 Basically, they're like, if you say you're guilty, you don't have to go to jail. And she's like, I'd rather kill myself.
I'd literally rather die.

Speaker 1 Then it's like, but I'm not guilty. I didn't,

Speaker 1 I didn't do this. And

Speaker 2 then Martha thrived in jail,

Speaker 2 which people don't talk about. She thrived in jail.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing. Yeah.
Yeah. Say what she did in jail.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. She, she just, like, connected with the other women.
She like really made great friends. She was like, she built a community garden.
Like, she, she really leaned in. And then she left.

Speaker 2 She fully leaned in. She left wearing a homemade poncho.
Shawl. A poncho shawl that they had made in prison.
And she looked fucking amazing. Fabulous.
But then, yeah, her business fell apart because

Speaker 2 she

Speaker 1 yeah, because she was the face of her business. And obviously, like, she went to jail.
And it was in that time. What was it? Like, early 2000s.
And she lost

Speaker 2 hundreds of millions of dollars. But I do have to say.

Speaker 1 She said in an interview, she lost a billion dollars.

Speaker 2 I do have to to say like all in all no one needs a billion dollars but granted a woman needs it no i like need a i do have to say a woman needs it but also like she's regardless without it she was able to keep her head up and for anyone i know like it's not that relatable to lose a billion dollars but like people don't try to take you down unless you're that girl Wait, I feel like she says that in the interview.

Speaker 2 Did she low-key say that?

Speaker 1 Because that's she low-key says like...

Speaker 2 Being taken down is main character energy, and that's what I've realized, is that you're a shit.

Speaker 1 She low-key says, like, if you have, like, a really bright light... I don't know if it was her or someone else talking about her.

Speaker 1 That if you have a really bright light, it doesn't matter what you say or do. People automatically hate you.

Speaker 2 And they want to dim it.

Speaker 1 And they want to dim it. And they want to be like, see, she's not as great.
See, she like lost everything. Like, I was right.
She's like basically a piece of shit.

Speaker 2 If particularly men are trying to take you down, you're doing something right. 100%.
Look in the mirror and say, yes, I'm going to continue what I'm doing.

Speaker 2 The best part of the documentary was when she basically was talking about how her husband was cheating on her.

Speaker 2 And they go, didn't you make out with a guy in Italy during your honeymoon? And she was like,

Speaker 2 First of all, shut the fuck up. How dare you?

Speaker 2 Second of all, I was in a cathedral. It was beautiful.
There was a beautiful man. That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 She was like, it was emotional. We were looking at art.
Like, you're in Italy. Like, that's what you do when you're emotional.

Speaker 2 You tongue a good-looking man with a jawline and then they were she was like so he just had like countless affairs and they were like he said he had affairs because you had an affair and she goes again shut the fuck up I did meet one very handsome Irish man and had a fling with him and I was like I literally texted Des I go how long have you known Martha for

Speaker 2 How long have you been involved with Martha Stewart? How long have you been fucking Martha Stewart? So we found Dez's second family.

Speaker 1 No, she was like, he, my husband didn't know about that affair, and it was like nothing. It doesn't, it didn't even count.
It wasn't even real.

Speaker 2 It did seem like she was like, he didn't know, so keep your mouth quiet.

Speaker 1 And then the interviewer was like, he said he did know. And she was like, no, no, he didn't.

Speaker 2 Which I actually believe her.

Speaker 1 Like, I believe that he like didn't know and he was just having affairs on his own.

Speaker 2 What was fascinating about it is I do have to say the first documentary that she wasn't involved in, she actually like, it made her look better.

Speaker 2 I love that the Netflix one, like, she just sat down and she was not trying to be likable. Like, she literally was just like, this is what happened.
I don't want to talk about this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I fuck this guy. Yeah.
But she was just so

Speaker 2 herself. Real.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She was so herself.

Speaker 2 And do you remember about guys where she was like, I haven't had a lot of close relationships because I don't care how men feel. When they tell me about their feelings, I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 1 She was like, she was like, you want me to be like, oh, Michael, and how do you feel about that? No, I don't care. And I was like, Thank you.

Speaker 2 Literally, thank you. I don't give a flying fuck how you care about that.

Speaker 2 That's what's so fucking fascinating about her is that her whole life is about being a homemaker and having this perfect family when, like, that's literally what she doesn't have.

Speaker 2 Right. And that's like the dichotomy of Martha Stewart that's so fascinating and what makes her like the ultimate feminist, kind of like me with the pilots.

Speaker 2 But basically, she talks about how you can be this homemaker while while ultimately being a billionaire and actually not depending on a man to make you feel important or valued.

Speaker 1 I think also one of the most interesting parts was like how the media just turned against her too and was like, she's a bitch. She's so mean.

Speaker 1 And like, she says things like, okay, but if I was a guy, like I own this billion-dollar company, I want things to be right. Like, I'm just telling them because, like, this should be done correctly.

Speaker 1 And like, part of me, I'm like, yeah, you have, you're employing all these people. Like you have this multi-million dollar thing here with like a magazine, a TV show, like a brand deal.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, you need thing, you need people to do their jobs. And like if you're assertive, you're automatically a bitch.

Speaker 2 I mean, not to try to figure out the whole why women get paid less than men, but it's the overall concept that we are caretakers.

Speaker 2 So like if a man sits down and is like, give me more money, they're like, obviously, because that man is the provider.

Speaker 2 Where when a a woman's like, I need more money, they're like, okay, selfish cunt, because we're just seen as these caretakers, which is why day one, when Des was like, you know, do you want to do the dishes?

Speaker 2 I was like, I know Martha Stewart might have done that for you.

Speaker 1 I don't. Which is why when women have a baby, the world sees them differently.

Speaker 2 And when women have a baby, it affects them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, their job sees them differently. Their careers are different.
Their husbands see them differently.

Speaker 1 Like, so like when people are like, oh, I want to wait to have children because I'm like doing this career. I'm like, yeah, because people, like, even if you say, like, oh, it's different.
It's not.

Speaker 1 People see you differently. They treat you differently because they're like, oh, but you're a mom now.
And it's like, okay.

Speaker 2 Honestly, like, I did low-key think of that. I'm thinking that like when I have my kid, I might like

Speaker 2 not.

Speaker 2 Literally not post them at all. Cause you know how like people right now who aren't gigglers, like they don't even know I'm married.
And like, I like that.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't want to, I think after reality TV I was perceived so much inaccurately that now I'm like I'd rather not be perceived at all by people who don't

Speaker 1 being perceived inaccurately I don't think people talk about enough how it's like a very violating feeling yes you feel dirty You feel dirty and you feel like, so I can't imagine how Martha Stewart felt when like literally she was the number one most hated woman like in America for like a good chunk of time.

Speaker 2 Loki's so iconic.

Speaker 1 Iconic. I kind of love it.
And then let's talk about what brought her back into like the forefront and relevant in pop culture. Literally laughing, cracking fucking jokes.
Giggling.

Speaker 1 She was asked to go on the Justin Bieber roast and everyone thought like she, she didn't realize that like they also make fun of you if you're performing at the roast.

Speaker 1 And people were just making fun of her left and right. And then she went so fucking hard in her roast.
I want to know who wrote that for her.

Speaker 2 She walked so Nikki Glazer could run. No, literally.
She, I mean, it was crazy that roast.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it's so funny how laughter and not taking herself too seriously brought her back.

Speaker 2 And I swear to God, I don't know if it's because I'm a woman and I'm emotional, but I started crying when Snoop talks about meeting her and being like, she's a bad bitch.

Speaker 2 Like, she's been through shit and I respect her.

Speaker 2 And how they connect, even though though you'd think that they're from two different lives that have nothing to do with each other and he's like I respect everything about

Speaker 1 he was like I wanted to collab with her because I felt like she elevated me yeah like

Speaker 1 so that and I thought that was so nice of him to say because it was like here she was like so hated she went to jail like she wasn't on the top of her game the way she like was years ago and he was like she elevates when she made a joke about shanking someone and then explaining how she made the shank

Speaker 2 I know, I wonder which writers helped her. Shout out to the comics behind the scene making that.

Speaker 1 No, they literally brought her back from the dead.

Speaker 2 So when I watch Martha on Netflix, it's really, really, really good.

Speaker 2 Also, some pop culture news, speaking of hot Irish men, did you see Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are like falling in love or something? Wait. See, this Golden Bachelor shit is what I am into.

Speaker 1 No, it's getting like a little bit crazy. I'm obsessed with this.
He was like, I'm in love with her.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with this. You know, I love an older Irish man who hadn't found love.

Speaker 1 Is he Irish?

Speaker 2 He's Irish, and I think he's a widow. So it's...

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was... Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with her.

Speaker 1 He's married to the mom and parent trap.

Speaker 2 Oh, and she's the one who had the accident?

Speaker 1 Yeah, she died in a skiing accident. She like hit her head and then went to take a nap and never freaking woke up.

Speaker 2 That's why I don't go skiing.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 it's actually devastating. That death is still devastating to me.
And I think it was like almost 15 years ago.

Speaker 2 I know. It shook everyone.
And I know that this is a pattern, though. I love people who you think like, oh, Pamela like had the love of her life and she lost it.

Speaker 2 And she'll, she'll always love him and this sad sob story. No, she's found love again.
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Speaker 2 When we landed in Arizona, we had about four hours before the show. I said, perfect, I'm going to watch the Meg the Stallion documentary on Amazon.
Do you know the drama?

Speaker 1 I do know the Tori Lane's drama.

Speaker 2 I didn't know it to the extent. I just was like, oh, she got shot, and I hope she's okay.

Speaker 2 Meg the Stallion, talk about men coming for her.

Speaker 1 No, this man came for her.

Speaker 1 This little hobbit.

Speaker 2 He's 5'3.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I'll put him in my pocket and squish him.

Speaker 2 Squish him. He's 5'3.

Speaker 2 And that's besides the point, but you know what that means. It means we're scared.

Speaker 1 But it's also extremely relevant.

Speaker 2 Extremely, extremely relevant. Now,

Speaker 2 she blew up in my orbit during TikTok. You know, she's blowing up.
WAP, we dance to that every single day. She has a Beyoncé Savage collab.

Speaker 2 You think this woman is, you know, probably on top of the world. Her mom had just passed away.
And her mom was this amazing like, rapper.

Speaker 2 She had a job, but that night she would just like write rhymes. And, like, her mom was this incredibly talented rapper, but never, like, made it.

Speaker 2 And then Meg starts to rap, and her mom's like, you're a star. And her mom basically helps her.
Like, her mom saw her

Speaker 2 not break through, but like, do pretty well. I think she might have like won a BET award or something by that point.
And then the mom has a freak, like, medical thing happen, like a seizure.

Speaker 2 And the the mom dies when she's like 19 or 20. And her mom was her everything.

Speaker 1 No, I don't. And her dad had died earlier.

Speaker 2 So she's an orphan.

Speaker 2 She's an orphan. And then all these great things start to happen to her career.
And then, but I think because her mom wasn't there, she starts drinking and hanging out with the wrong people.

Speaker 2 And people are fucking leeches sometimes. And there was drama.
I think her and her best friend were both hooking up with Tori Lanez to an extent.

Speaker 2 They get in a fight in a car. He shoots her in the foot.

Speaker 1 It's just like, it's not funny. It's absolutely not funny.
But it's also like, what the hell? Like, how the fuck does that even transpire?

Speaker 2 That's why everyone was like, this is so weird. But, and she says in that moment, like, this was during BLM.
And she's like, if I like, accuse him of hurting me, like, he could get killed.

Speaker 2 And she just was like, I don't want to fuck with the cops. I just want everyone to be okay.
I'm glad I'm alive. Bring me to the hospital.
Right.

Speaker 2 But then it starts coming out that people are like, she lied. She this, she that.
And then he comes out being like, she's a liar. Cause eventually she has to be like, well, he did shoot me.

Speaker 2 And like, he can't go around shooting people. Right.

Speaker 2 So the whole internet turns on her and calls her a liar, says she's like trying to take him down. He's going around being like, she's a liar.

Speaker 1 I just want to say that I never turned on her.

Speaker 2 I never didn't believe her. Well, then she was having to defend herself.
Like, well, were you hooking up with him? What was your relationship? And it's like, it doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 1 You can't shoot someone. I literally was married to him.

Speaker 2 You can't shoot someone.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 it took years. And it's following her.
She does SNL. She hosts and performs on SNL.
This is like everyone, like, if you're a performer, that's your fucking

Speaker 2 dream. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Three weeks later, she checks herself into a mental health retreat.

Speaker 1 No, that's literally me after a Giggly Squad.

Speaker 2 After traveling to Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I have to perform Giggly Squad and then go to Miraball.

Speaker 2 So she's, it's so crazy. You, you, people could be so envious of someone's success, but they're battling like demons you've no fucking clue about.

Speaker 2 And then she wins the court case and they show it all. They show the moment that she finds out that he's guilty.
And

Speaker 2 still, people hate on her

Speaker 2 because they think she like because she took down a man. And it's like, guys,

Speaker 2 don't shoot people for no reason.

Speaker 2 At least have a reason, like the Menendez brothers. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. No, literally.
So, Justice for Megan Thee Stallion.

Speaker 2 Justice for Megan Thee Stallion.

Speaker 1 It is so sad that there are so many different stories of people being at like the pinnacle of their success, like the peak of success, and they're just so unhappy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But it's also, there's so many women who were taken advantage of, but thankfully, like, Meg had the money to fight this guy. Yeah.
But, I mean,

Speaker 2 like,

Speaker 2 I've had men in comedy.

Speaker 1 If he wasn't, if she wasn't famous and he just did this to some like random girl, like the outcome would have been completely different.

Speaker 2 Not to turn it to stand-up, but like a lot of men, because it's a little bit of a boys' club, will,

Speaker 2 for whatever reason, they hook up with a girl or they don't like something a girl did, and they'll tell all their friends not to book that girl.

Speaker 2 And next thing you know, you're like, why aren't there more females or women in stand-up? And it's like, oh, because they got blackballed early on because they gave a hand job to the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 That's so...

Speaker 1 I just saw a meme that was like, you literally never hear girls say, oh, my crazy ex-boyfriend. You only ever hear guys say, oh, that's my crazy ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Someone commented and was like, because they don't make it out alive, which was like a little bit dark, but no, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 I was like, okay, that'll not take another day. That's actually so valid.

Speaker 2 But not to like be spilling fucking tea on Giggly Squad, but like, I was blackballed by a male comic, but I was lucky because I had an agency and I had followers in the beginning.

Speaker 2 And I was able to get a lot of stuff. But if you were just starting off with a broken-if I was just starting off with no followers,

Speaker 1 you would have be having it, you would have a different job

Speaker 2 because of a dude. So, anyway, keep that in mind.
And

Speaker 2 can I something to say something about the marketing gigglers for a second? A quick shout-out.

Speaker 2 I know some girls get PR packages from, you know, YSL and

Speaker 2 fancy places that are beautiful. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got Louis Vuitton bags.

Speaker 2 Louis Vuitton bags. David Yerman.

Speaker 1 Bracelets.

Speaker 2 I got one of the most spectacular PR packages yesterday.

Speaker 1 From?

Speaker 2 Lactate.

Speaker 2 I opened it up.

Speaker 2 It's

Speaker 2 lactate Crocs. I didn't even know that was possible.
Oh, my. No, they went so hard.

Speaker 1 No, they went so hard.

Speaker 2 Lactate.

Speaker 2 A lactate Stanley.

Speaker 2 And then a lactate tie.

Speaker 1 Did they give you any lactate? Yes.

Speaker 2 There were two. I could have used more, but it's fine.
So I post it, and then I realize, give these motherfuckers a raise. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So my new thing is, it's the marketing girl.

Speaker 2 These gigglers at this company's who are going above and beyond.

Speaker 2 Now I go on Instagram and I just keep saying give them a raise. Because these girls deserve a raise.
Lactate, whoever your manager is, send this to them.

Speaker 2 I want 20K more of their yearly salary because that was spectacular work.

Speaker 2 Spectacular. Give me 17 of them.

Speaker 2 Give me 14 of them right now.

Speaker 1 Also, when this episode comes out, it will be election day. So me and Hannah both voted early.
we did

Speaker 1 we did absentee ballots we did citizen homework we did absentee ballots because like our schedule is so crazy and like

Speaker 1 we're just like just in case let's get it an absentee ballot and mail it in

Speaker 1 i'm not gonna lie it it was confusing for me like i did it correctly i ended up figuring it out but when i opened it it was like it was giving standardized test No, it was giving standardized test.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, should I have like a practice one? Because like, what if I don't fill the bubbles incorrectly?

Speaker 2 No, I got outside of one of the bubbles a little bit, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I call my men.

Speaker 1 I was like, is this null and void now?

Speaker 2 Then I was like, am I supposed to use a number two pencil? I literally called my mom and she was like, calm down. You went to college.
And I was like, there's a lot.

Speaker 1 I didn't even think about the number two pencil. That was the first thing I thought of.

Speaker 2 I said, do they still make number two pencils? But then.

Speaker 1 Wait, I used a pen.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, you're supposed to you have, you can. Okay.
You have. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know, but I was never more scared. Also, voting, I do have to say,

Speaker 2 it's not easy, but they purposely make it not easy.

Speaker 1 I think that, yeah, I feel like they do that.

Speaker 2 They do it on purpose. But you guys, as women, we are detail-oriented.
We can be pilots. And we are going to figure it out.
And if you're a giggler.

Speaker 1 We can't be billionaires that go to jail. We can be pilots.

Speaker 2 We can do anything. We can be president.

Speaker 1 We can literally do anything.

Speaker 3 We can become directors off of one TikTok.

Speaker 2 No gigglers.

Speaker 2 You don't have to come to our shows. You don't have to listen to every episode.
We do ask, if you do anything, that you vote this election. Yes.
And we love you, love you, love you.

Speaker 2 We love you so much.

Speaker 2 Speaking, can I say something controversial again? Yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 Addison Rae.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with her. I think Aquamarine, another hit.
I think she's doing fucking amazing against someone who people were like totally disrespectful of, and she just kept working.

Speaker 2 I think she's amazing. One note.
One note, because we're allowed allowed to be critical of women.

Speaker 1 Yes, small note.

Speaker 2 Stop with the cigarettes.

Speaker 1 You know, that's a very interesting thing that I feel like Gen Z is doing that, like, no one's commenting.

Speaker 1 Now, if as a millennial, if I ever posted like an Instagram picture like a couple years ago holding a cigarette in my hand, I'd be eviscerated.

Speaker 2 Eviscerated. We know what it is.
I think it's one of those generational things where like the generation before us fought so hard to like stop people from smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 2 And then it's like the the gen next generation like forgets and they're like wait that was cool why did we stop and it's like yeah so i just want to remind people

Speaker 2 i hate to be the mom of the group yeah

Speaker 2 i it's not young little girls are watching it it's not cool well she did like the two cigarettes in her mouth and it's like i get it it's art let's not we can do other art let's do other art i agree and i'm saying addison ray i think is gonna be like one of the biggest pop stars of our generation like i really love her, and I want her to be huge.

Speaker 2 And this is just a warning. We don't need cigarettes.

Speaker 1 Especially because I feel like Gen Z has, I will give them their flowers when it comes to like drinking culture. I feel like they have

Speaker 1 kind of changed like the partying aspect

Speaker 1 of like being in your 20s. But the cigarette part is like a little mind-blowing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because it's like you guys want to be environmentally friendly, but you're smoking six.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's a good idea. Take a shot of tequila instead, though.

Speaker 2 I feel like it's as bad as a cow fart for the environment. I mean, I don't know about the environment.
Did you see Kamala just said she's going to legalize recreational marijuana?

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 2 Finally, we didn't even address the Halloween show.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, we didn't.

Speaker 1 The Halloween show.

Speaker 1 Here's one thing about your birthday, though. Like, I didn't ask for birthday admin to respond to everyone.

Speaker 2 No, I actually still.

Speaker 2 I responded, like, when I had a Netflix special, when I was on Fallon,

Speaker 2 when I responded to all those texts, birthday texts, I'm like, this isn't, you guys, I didn't, I don't deserve this. It's fine.

Speaker 1 It's like, please don't do this to me right now.

Speaker 2 But low-key, if someone doesn't, are you gonna clock it? For sure.

Speaker 1 I'm like, they didn't wish me happy birthday.

Speaker 2 What's your

Speaker 2 ideal way for someone to respond to your birthday who's like in your friend group?

Speaker 1 What do you want them to do? HBD.

Speaker 1 HBD.

Speaker 2 Would you rather them not text you and do like an Instagram

Speaker 2 story?

Speaker 1 Don't give a fuck about an Instagram story.

Speaker 2 Interesting. Interesting, because I've had some people be like,

Speaker 2 you better post an Instagram about me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's weird. I think if people are like, you didn't post an Instagram story for my birthday, you're a freak.

Speaker 2 I agree.

Speaker 1 Like, just send a text.

Speaker 2 Because also people will do it and pick the ugliest photo of you and you're like, that was for you. That wasn't for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's also like, I don't, then you've just given me repost admin. I don't want to have to repost repost to this.

Speaker 2 Oh, so you're also thinking aesthetically, you're not going to have a crazy repost insta story.

Speaker 2 I don't think so. Unless if people post really cute photos of you, yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, if Daphne's in some of them, then like repost.

Speaker 2 Or if it's like a video montage.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, I died. You were the best, but you were the worst.
That's really good.

Speaker 2 People are.

Speaker 2 Anyway, sorry, that's a great Abrams reference.

Speaker 2 Final thought that I wrote in the notes. What is the the difference between vitamin B and vitamin B2?

Speaker 1 I don't think that's...

Speaker 2 Or like vitamin D and vitamin D3.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 That's above my pay grade.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 nobody told me the answer.

Speaker 1 This is like the moment where I'm like, men are superior to us.

Speaker 2 Men know what it is. No, I think men did it.
to confuse us because a woman would never just add a two.

Speaker 2 They would be like, this is what's different about it.

Speaker 1 Like, i don't want an exponent on my vitamins no because i someone told me i was vitamin d deficient and then i bought vitamin d three and then i was like is this like negating it the same thing yeah so i have no idea i'm sure it's like derived from it but i literally have no idea like a plant yeah

Speaker 2 we don't know what's going on so anything you just heard over the last hour there's no substance or no i don't have any brain cells behind my eyes are swollen They're swollen. My feet are swollen.

Speaker 1 My stomach is. We were on a plane three days in a row.
Four days in a row. Yeah.
And my stomach is not okay. Also, what time zone am I on?

Speaker 1 Because we went through time zone change and then daylight savings. I don't know where my body has no idea.
Time is a construction.

Speaker 2 Also, time is a construct. I'm bloated constantly.
No one asks if I'm pregnant, which is now it's really starting to fuck with me.

Speaker 2 Nobody wants me to be pregnant. JD Vance was like, every girl should be pregnant but Hannah Berner.
Hannah Burner should not have a family.

Speaker 2 But yeah, I'm just bloated for no one who was asking. Paige is bloated.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 I feel like I wanted to announce some shows coming up that we have. We have a couple tickets in San Antonio, Grand Prairie, Orlando.

Speaker 2 Manchatucket,

Speaker 2 Cleveland,

Speaker 2 Windsor, Ontario, New York. And also, I just announced on the low, I didn't really announce it.

Speaker 2 I'm doing some work in new material shows in Timonia, Maryland, Irvine, California, and Birmingham, Alabama. So check out my website for that.
Okay. God be with y'all.

Speaker 2 Bless up. God,

Speaker 2 thank you for giggling with us, God. We love you.
Bless up. Talk later.

Speaker 2 See ya.

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