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As you guys know, I partnered with DSW to curate the cutest spring shoe collection. Just fabulous.
It's just so freaking adorable. Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers.
I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages. Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them.
I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like, with like sweatpants jeans capris I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels honestly I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them sup gigglers Harriet fix the wifi

manifest that shit

we can't be managed What is up my galactic gigglers? Did you say that because somebody described a dress last night as like galactic? No, but were you watching the Emmys? No. You know what's so funny? I was never into pop culture.
Now I'm obsessed. You're obsessed.
And then I kind of was, like, fell off. I was, I'm texting you about the pre-show interviews.
No response. I didn't even know.
I'm posting fashion looks. I didn't even know the Emmys was this weekend.
I didn't even know the Emmys is. Well, you know why it's confusing.
The Emmys were twice this year. The last Emmys were in, like, January because of the strike.
So there's been back-to-back Emmys. I was confused.
Because it's not usually in September, correct? I think it's normally September, but it's, like, once a year. So these people were were like, Jeremy Allen White just won a second ago.

I mean, I did see all the controversy.

Oh, wait.

You guys, let's get in.

And then there was the VMA.

We need to get into this.

First of all, Jeremy Allen White.

I went to middle school with him.

It's my biggest claim to fame.

I need everyone to remember and never forget.

Hi, Jeremy.

People are mad. Yeah.
Not at Jeremy. No.
Arguably at the Academy. I'm mad, I think.
Explain. The Bear won for, no, no, no, no.
He won for The Bear. The Bear won a lot of things, and last year I think they won Best Comedy.
I could have made that up, but basically The Bear bear is up in comedy. Why? Hannah Einbinder's mom, who apparently is an SNL alum, was going off on Twitter.
She said, fuck the bear. I hate the bear.
She said, the bear is not a comedy. It's not even dark humor.
Which, like, it's not. Because some people are like, well, yeah, it's just dark and funny.
It's like, no, it's just sad. I are like well yeah it's just dark

and funny

it's like no it's just sad

I didn't last

I watched three minutes

of the bear

but that's my favorite thing

is to make comments

about shows I've never watched

like Challengers

and the bear

why

question on why

what made you turn

the bear off

that you were like

eh not for me

after the

it was

it was giving

um

what's the movie

with Adam Sandler

that's like

and Julia Fox

with the jewels

I don like No. episode for sure, I would say.
See, that's crazy because watching Hacks, my life is light. Yep.
Gene Smart is my everything. I'm so

happy Hacks is winning because I feel like

when it started,

there's three seasons in.

I feel like no one knew about it.

Yeah, and I remember falling in love

with it the first season. I'll be honest, second season

fine. Third season

spectacular. Everyone

needs to watch it. But the thing with the bear bear Dan Levy and Eugene Levy hosted I have a lot of thoughts do you think they actually get along? people said they crushed it their father son they did amazing but I like to have a theory that like they hate each other um no I think they I think they get along I mean I'll go with your theory for sure I'll make up rumors also but I think they get along.
I mean, I'll go with your theory for sure. I'll make up rumors also.
But I think they, if I had to put my finger on it, I would say that they're a pretty chummy duo. No, they're so cute.
I want, like, a reality show of, like, their family. Yeah.
I mean, they look identical. They're so cute.
So, Eugene. Wait, but I think it is kind of funny to think about, like, famous he's obviously like a Nepo baby yeah but like imagine if it was like you and your mom hosting the Emmys like that which is so my mom would be so nervous also the fact that he's flaming gay is so great like it's so beautiful all men really should be all men are all men really are all men are so Eugene Levy goes I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether the bear is really a comedy, but in the true spirit of the bear, we will not be making any jokes.
So like it's known that like the people are annoyed. So my question to the Academy would be.
We love saying the Academy. Does the Academy choose what category you're in or Or does the production company say, hey, why don't you take a look at this show that we just put out? We're putting it in the comedy category because do they think it would be easier to win? Yeah.
Is it their team putting it up? Is that a PR decision? All good questions. And when people were getting interviewed about it some people were just like look like some parts they made me smile and they're you're like that's not that's not comedy i have a gripe i have a gripe to pick first of all no one has respect for stand-up comedians yeah they don't even they have a um variety special and it's like nikki gla was nominated.
I think Noah, Trevor Noah was nominated. And then like Billy Joel and the Oscars were nominated.
Like they don't even have their own standup comedy. Yeah.
And it's like, how are you guys not appreciating the art? With all the like specials? No. And then they have the written ones and the written ones is like a different thing.
Like comedy writers? With like Mike Birbiglia. No, it was like nominated for like a written special.
Long story short, they're just they're snooty. People The Academy has no humor.
The Academy has no sense of humor. So I think they watched The Bear, and they were like, that's hilarious.
It's like the Oscars. To win an Oscar, you have to be in a movie about everyone dying, Or you have to have an insane fucked up nude scene.
You have to be traumatized. Someone has to be traumatized and then they're like, that is art.
But comedy, they just started to even acknowledge it as talent. And you know what? I'm fucking mad.
Because you know what's harder than crying? Laughing. Being funny.
being funny yes because arguably if you're a stand-up comedian you are acting at the same time as performing in front of a live audience you've also written all of that yourself so you're also in the writer room so arguably comedians are more talented than if you're just an actor or just a singer because you have to be all of them. Wow.
Period slay. Period slay.
You just burned the house down. I'll never be nominated for anything.
I don't think I will either after this. No, but I think it's.
And while we're at it, where's the fucking podcast section?

Where's the YouTube podcast section?

I wish that some

Nepo baby,

like, almost like

a fire festival thing.

I wish that some

Nepo baby would create,

like, a social media

awards.

Like...

I think it's called

the Webbies.

Oh.

But we've never,

we've never been tapped.

Yeah, we've never

been tapped in.

Social media, like,

best fight on TikTok

this year.

And it's just, like,

all the Mormon moms

the Webby's. Oh.
But we've never been tapped. Yeah, we've never been tapped in.
Social media, like, best fight on TikTok this year. And it's just, like, all the Mormon moms, like, thank you so much.
And, like, or like, best comedy duo in TikTok clips. And me and you get up, we're just like, hi.
Wait, I love that. Like, why can't there be something for, like, this new age of entertainment? Do you know why? You just nailed it.
New age. Because the older generation who runs the academy, and I'm talking old.
I'm talking like that guy who's alone in the hills just with cable and watches stuff on DVDs. Yeah.
Is making the decisions. And it's not a girly.
It's definitely not a girl. It's not a 23-year-old girly that's like, this is what's in right now.
So I think we just solved just solved that but award shows there's something about art and getting awards that's like weird to me like as a tennis player like when you win you won that tournament like you get that trophy bitch yeah where like everyone's just creating art and then you don't even know who's voting why they're voting what they're voting on it's very subjective so subjective i would surmise that the academy i have to bring it back to them that's there i would i would assume there's a lot of politics so much politicking and apologizing to the academy yeah and i would assume that like the academy gets into a fight with some production company or some network or something and like, well, let's see if your shows ever win.

And then that trickles down to, like, the actors.

But I do have to say, which is so amazing, what I realized recently is,

I know why we, like, we're, like, obsessed with each other right now.

We are.

We're, like, really.

Paige and I are so obsessed with each other.

You're definitely obsessed with me.

I haven't really talked to you since we got home, but. And we're obsessed with Grace

and she literally hates us.

No, I'm obsessed with Grace.

I called her. I was like, hello?

Do you have a second? And she was like, yeah,

what's up? Mom is working.

What's up?

No, but I realized that

you love comedy

and you are

comedy. And we've been at the airport and I've been

introducing Paige. I'd be like,

We're going to... No, but I've realized that, like, you love comedy, and you are comedy.
And we've been at the airport, and I've been introducing Paige. I'd be like, we're comedians.
Well, they'd be like, what are you guys up to? And I'm like, oh, we're just two comedians being comedians. Well, it's too much to be like, well, we host this podcast.
I go, look, we wanted a show. I got fired.
And then she— Long story short. Long story short.
The guy's like, I'm here taking your order.

I don't need to know.

Well, actually, the Midwest and Southern airports want to talk.

These people want to talk. No, they want to talk.

I've never seen security be, like, cracking jokes.

I think now, like, on tour, because we're in so many different airports and hotels that they all, like, seem to be one,

the only way I can tell where we are in the country is how nicer me and TSA is. And a perfect example of we touch down in New York City.
Hannah is the first person to get off the plane. She's turned around talking to the person behind her.
Three people, no, five people back is a man saying, let's go, like, let's move it. And I literally could not have been happier.
I go, thank you, sir. Could not have been more thankful.
Someone needed to get some fucking structure because it's been chaos in these southern airports. Being in the south for as long as we were to then land in New York, nothing feels better than just someone like being like, get the fuck out of the way.
You're like, thank you for being so real. No, I was so happy.
No, the South, they kept doing this thing where when you go in so many airports, you can tell when people do different things. So they were like, like acting like our bags had stuff in them.
But then not even opening the bags and then just giving it to us. No, why did they keep doing that? No, they kept doing it.
The South is like how I would like picture like you treat your in-laws not you specifically because you don't have in-laws, right? How you would treat your in-laws and then like the Northeast is like how you treat your family. Oh my god, you are a literal poet right now.
Yeah, it's like the TSA agent. I go in, he's looking at my ID.
Normally in New York, they just look at you like they're about to call the police and then they don't. And you're like, thank you.
I feel safe. Yeah.
Where these guys are like, he starts reading out my address, which is obviously an old address. Also, safety hazard.
No, he reads it out. And then he's like, Long Island City.
And I'm like, yeah, I used to live there. And he's like, is that Long Island? Keep the moon.
And immediately I'm like, this is not good. No, keep it going.
No, I can't. But then I realized that, yeah, you love comedy.
And I have comedy. And then I realized, like, let's be honest.
I've always loved fashion. I just have a complicated relationship.
You love fashion. I love it.
But, like, so, like, I feel like. You love fashion.
Okay, this is a great. No, you're actually nailing it.
You love fashion the way I love comedy. I love comedy and I can, like, relish in it.
But I would never be like, I'm going to go try stand-up. You love fashion.
You love seeing it.

But you would never be like,

and now I do fashion.

I'm a fashion girly.

Let's talk about my first Michael Kors show.

Your first runway show.

My first runway show, period.

So I didn't know.

And you nailed it.

Okay, well, that was very nice of you and not true.

My mom texted me and goes,

Hannah looks amazing.

That's a hard text. I don't know.
I rarely even get that. I don't think Kim's ever said that.
No. She goes, Hannah looks amazing.
I was like, no, she really does. Well, I obviously tried really hard.
They sent stuff. And when you walked in, there was like crazy, a ton of cameras.
Yeah. And I wasn't in the car with you, so I started freaking out.
And it's so funny because with comedy, anything could be going on and you'll be freaking out. And I'm like, it's literally fine.
No one cares. Yeah.
I'm literally in the car with you, so I started freaking out. And it's so funny, because with comedy, anything could be going on, and you'll be freaking out.
And I'm like, it's literally fine. No one cares.
Yeah. I'm literally in the car.
I have panic attacks before we go on stage, and you literally kick me. You're in a car, and you're texting me like, what do I do when I get out of the car? I go, do I? She was like, wait for me.
And I was like, do I wait in front of the photographers and look like a fucking loser? Or do I go in, and then you're left like I was I was fighting for my life yeah but then Paige goes you know it's eight minutes and I was like what do you mean she goes fashion shows like it's not a podcast like it's literally it's quick and I was like 15 maybe 15 yeah so then I was like okay I can fuck with that that's like 100 for my ADHD well because you're not there long enough to get hungry. And that is how I register if you're going to come to something or not.
Don't test me because I was hungry. At the end.
But you're on your way home. You're like, this is actually time perfectly.
But we walk in and they, it was actually funny, they brought us straight to the seat. They were like, bitches, sit down.
We're going to be mingling with other people. No.
Tell them the Coco Rocha story. First of all, Coco Rocha, she's the kind of person that, like, she's just an icon.
Yeah. I can't really place where and how.
But everywhere and all the time. She's everywhere.
I just saw her, like, teaching people how to walk and stuff, which I, low key, I think we should do a modeling walking class with her. That would be so funny.
That would be so funny. I'd love to see where I'm at naturally.
You know? Well, because let's talk. Some people, I'm like, how are you walking worse than if you weren't trying to model walk? Right.
Like, you're trying to look weird when you walk. No, I've been to some runway shows where I'm like, I can't watch you walk.
I do have to say, delusional me. Yeah.
You're like, I can do it. I can do it.
I don't think I would, like, I'll be bloated, but I can do it. Yeah.
Like, it's sports. It's like one, two.
It's sports. It's literally, like, get a little rhythm.
It's footwork. It's literally just footwork.
It's literally technique. Like, put your shoulders back a little bit.
But some people, you have to be a little athletic, I think. It's funny because, like, when you're at a you're at a show you can automatically tell like wow that girl has a great walk like she just looks so good walking down compared to like other girls where you're like oh she's like a little too like dancey they gallop yeah i like it i like it when you and i like the hip i like the 90s i've been on tiktok supermodel walk 90s yeah you can tell when a supermodel walks out during a runway show.
Oh, my God. When Irina Shayk.
Perfect example. So you nudged me because I'm all over the place.
Yeah. Lizzie Lohan was there.
I also sent her a DM, but she didn't respond. You did? You sent her a DM? Yeah, because she was right there.
Because you fully convinced me that she was looking at us and that she listens to Giggly Squad and she loves Giggly Squad. Yeah, I made that up, but I think she does.
She goes, no, no, no. She listens to the podcast and I go, that's crazy because she just walked right by us and called security on us.
I felt like she was making eye contact with me. I think she was.
I feel like she was. Or she was looking at Coco.
I feel like she was like, I feel like I know her, but where do I know her from? Like she was one of those. And then I had an opportunity, but I fr I freaking chickened out I do have to say she looks so good incredible in person because you know the photos you're like yeah she looks amazing but like you know so there's got to be a little face to there she looks incredible and it makes me so happy like she's just the best but um sitting next to Coco Rocha is not what I wanted for my first runway show.
Like, I wanted a random journalist who was just, she's everything to the point that, like, also, they don't have separate seats. Like, you're all on a bench.
And there was not enough room for her to sit. And my fat ass was not about to get smaller.
Yep. She slithers right in.
Slithered. You were like, oh, I think, let me see if someone can move.
She was like, it's fine. And she just sat down.
Like air. You were like, okay.
And then I kept, I like said hi to her or whatever. And then she got up.
And then I started a bit with you being like, Coco Rocha hates me. You changed her name.
Coco Rocha. Let's get you.
Coco. Coco.
She's going up to Michael Kors. She's saying, who is this girl you sent me next to? She comes back.
Could not be nicer. Laughing.
Like, big personality. And then I was copying her during the show.
Did you notice? No. I didn't know how to, like...
I didn't know what to... I told you to sit and be quiet and watch.
That's not how I move about this life So first of all These fashion shows are so funny Well I loved it I love creativity It was creative And as people are going down I wanted to acknowledge the looks That I really liked Oh my god I forgot about this At's go. No, Hannah turned to me and goes, do we ever clap? Do we not cheer? I said, not till the very end.
But like when I see something I like, I want to be like, no, if you cheered during it, they'd never invite you back. Well, I was this close.
Actually, some things were coming out of my mouth. Yeah.
You were mumbling a little. I tried to hit you.
Well, Nina Garcia was across from us. Yes.
Who I convinced was staring at us But she had sunglasses on So I made that up You were sitting next to Camilla Cowlow Yeah Camilla Cuello I told her that I'm like the biggest fan And my mom's obsessed with her And I just like think I don't know if this sounded creepy I was like I watch everything you do And I just think you're a really good mom and she was like thanks honestly I think I did better with Coco than you did with Camilla no I did such a creepy I was like I've been following you for years I love everything you do everything that you post I'm such a big fan me and my mom always talk about you and your baby and what a good mom you are I mean I just kept rambling she goes thanks wait do we want to talk about Kors didn't even notice me. Anna Wintour walked by us.
Wait, let's tell the Michael Kors story because it's so fucking funny. It's really funny.
Now I understand the stress that the gigglers feel like in, like when they're about. In a meet and greet.
Yeah, in a meet and greet because like before I'm like, okay, I have something to say, but should I say that? Like, is that weird? Is he even going to care? Like, whatever. So we walk up to, like, take a picture with him.
He's staring right at me. I almost feel like he opened his arms to me.
Well, he goes, wow, you look so pretty. I think he said that.
He was like, you look amazing. I was like, oh, my God, thank you so much.
And I was behind, like, hi. He didn't notice me.
He didn't even acknowledge.

I don't think he knew I was in the photo.

I literally felt like your head just popped out.

Hi.

And I was like, I'm talking to Michael Kors.

Please be quiet.

And so then I said like.

But I was good.

I stayed quiet.

I said like the bit.

I had seen him at our Italy hotel like two years ago.

And my dad was like, go up to Michael Kors. And I was like, I'm not just going up to Michael Kors tell him you like fashion what am I going to say to him dad tell him you put together outfits you wear his stuff don't you I'm like dad stop I can't so whatever so I said that to him when I saw him do you know what's the problem if If you practice something, it never works.
a picture and then I look at the pictures we got back Hannah, he didn't even put his arm around you Okay, this is the thing and by the way, Michael Kors I'm so obsessed with you and it made me love you even more At one point I realized I have my hand on this man Like I have my sweaty hand on his back and I realize he doesn't have it back on mine I'm just standing there holding Michael Korsors. I think he was hugging me with both arms.
I think he thought I was your security guard. So by the way, loved how the photos came out.
Loved. I loved everything about it.
No, there's nothing better. No, fashion shows are great because it is, you go, you do the look, you get the pic, you sit for seven minutes, and you go.

Or you go to your next show, which I've never done before.

But I do have to say thank you to Michael Kors for believing me.

No, literally.

Let's bring comedy to the runway.

Apparently, well, Tiffany Haddish got in trouble, comedian, because she got up and walked walked because Kathy Hilton told her to because Kathy literally literally bullied here's the thing too peer pressure peer pressure does it never end I feel like if Kathy Hilton told me to do that too I'd be like Kathy I can't it would feel like reality TV to me where I'm like I know it'll make a good moment for the show, but social media's gonna hate me for three months. Um, oh god, but yeah, Leslie Jones apparently also yells when people are on the runway, like, she'll be like, that's amazing, I love it.
No, not the fashion community. You're not supposed to.
So, we're both... It's kind of like tennis.
There's during tennis you don't you don't cheer speak yeah it's like when someone yells in the middle of a point i literally am it's so funny because i'm such a snob when it comes to tennis but everything else i'm like come on let the people have fun but tennis i have a stick on my ass well because that's like a real rule like a real like it's Like a real known rule. That's the same thing if you were if it was a golf tournament.
No one would do that. They have respect for the players.
Yes, it's out of respect. And I guess, you know what, I like to show respect and I guess I felt like I wanted to cheer on some of the models.
But it would like throw them off. Yeah.
Also Lisa Rinna was there. Yes.
Her daughter walked. Her daughter walked and Delilah was also there.
I think Delilah. Stunning.
I was just going to say, I don't think she gets enough credit for like, one, how gorgeous she is, but like how uniquely gorgeous and like striking and like cool. It's cool.
She always has her hair really cool. She's always like doing a cool look.
It always looks like she's like, oh, I wanted to try it today. Do you know what's funny? I didn't really follow her.
I didn't know that much about her. And then I saw her at the fashion show and I was like, wait, I want to be her friend.
No, she's very cool. Like part of me was like, oh, we should say hi to her.
But then, but I think I was, I think this Michael Kors team was like eyes on Hannah. I also.
That's what they were saying in the walkies before the show. You got eyes on Hannah.
Make sure she doesn't go backstage. I had this bag that was so cute.
And like, I had a ludicrously capacious bag, which is like very in right now. Apparently suede.
Yeah. But then I didn't know where to put it.
And obviously I didn't have room because like poor Coco Rocha was trying to fit um so anyway Coco we want to do a YouTube video of you teaching us how to walk I would love it that would be so fun I have a question for like the Gen Z's and the Millennials I'll answer for Gen Z's yes when we're putting our our photo dumps on Instagram now are we putting music to them? Because in my head, it's insane. It would be an insane move for me to put a song attached to a bunch of pictures of my cat.
Now, I have seen Gen Z kids, the people doing it. But I'm like, is that okay because they're Gen Z? Well, yeah.
I also have to factor in you and your brand. Yeah.
And your personality. Grace, what do you have to say? Is it funny? She's right.
This is the thing. If it's funny, it's good.
Okay. If you're literally like trying to look cool with a song, it's not cool.
Got it. Like, for example, I did the Space Jam song.

Oh, you've done a song.

Oh, I thought that's why you brought it up.

Oh.

I've been doing songs.

No, wait.

I've been doing the songs.

Do I not like your Instagrams?

I don't know if you've – did you block me?

How have I not seen this?

So when I was throwing a pitch was the OMG song that a Mets player sang. You know what my problem is? I never have my sound on.
Yeah. So why don't I actually feel like I'm not even seeing when people are putting them on.
So what I think for you. I didn't mean to directly call you out.
No, no, no. I had to think about this.
Like, is it me? Because it's giving, you know, it's giving my space my space right and and i heard that they're gonna like now if you go to your page there will be there could be an update that it's like you could have a song for your whole that's a lot of pressure and that's a lot of pressure and i left that we left that behind a long time ago yeah and it's very stressful next thing they're gonna have fucking top eight but let's be honest, you hate music and joy. You hate little kids singing.
Oh, well, I would hate little kids singing. You hate songs.
But I do think if there's a song going, like a TikTok song, a funny, you know, it's more like a funny TikTok. But also like when everyone's posting Charlie XAX Apple or everyone's doing Sabrina Espresso, don't do it.
Okay, got it. So it's not the top 100 songs.
You're not putting the top. I don't think you should unless it's like a new like Diet Pepsi, when Diet Pepsi first came out, you could do it.
But then now it's already done. Got it.
I more like look at the theme of what you're posting. Okay, next time I do a dump, I'm the dump to the group and I'm gonna say if you were to put a song to it.
Yeah. And maybe we go no song.
And maybe we go no song. Maybe that's your thing.
Maybe your song is silence. Maybe your song is shut the fuck up.
I you know I could see like for your Italian one you could have done a Frank Sinatra song. I could have.
Like I think you— I could weave it in.

Yes, weave it in.

Because I love how the first thing you're thinking of is how will this affect my outfit.

If the song is off, the vibe of the outfit could be off.

Yeah, I'm just—yeah, what's the journey?

What's the story I'm trying to tell?

And I know that some people have called me out because I did post 20 photos.

Did you?

Which I talked very, very, very bad about. Look, if there's one thing that we are at Giggly Swat, it's hypocrites.
It's hypocrites. And I think it's okay to be a hypocrite.
You know what it was? It was for my first pitch. And the footage, we got a lot of footage.
And there was a photographer. And there was a dog.
Like, there was a lot that ended up happening. But it turned into a full Facebook album.
I don't want to do that again. It was overwhelming.
It was scary. And then you lose track of the plot.
12 photos in, you're like, I don't know what the story I'm telling anymore. So I think we should keep it to around 10 to 12 if we have to.
Well, you're good at, you'll go for a while and then do a a beautiful artistic dump where I'm like, if something happens to me, I'm like, we need to tell everybody. You know, that's so funny because that's how I think about you.
I'm like, Hannah's so good at like, something happened, she got the photo, now put it out. Do you want to know why? And forget about it.
Because of my, whatever my mental illness is, if I don't post it immediately then I don't care anymore well that's where I get

to because like if I wait four days I'm like who cares about a New York Times article no that's how I am like or who cares that I threw the first pitch like I don't care anymore well I also think that has to do with like our own personalities of being extremely maybe even sometimes too self-deprecating. Like we do we do cool things all the time I do I do a lot of cool things sometimes when I put it on social media I'm like I'm not gonna brag that like I went and did this like we're so well yeah you're not gonna be like this is what I did yeah like we take ourselves so unserious well this, this is the thing.
Also, we're not posting to be like, look at the shit we're doing. We're posting for the gigglers and the gigglers only.
Yeah. Are the gigglers going to laugh or not? No, honestly, sometimes I get so annoyed when, like, people from, like— Who don't get it.
Yeah, who aren't gigglers are, like, looking at my page and, like, commenting. I'm like, it's not even for you.
No, it literally feels like Mean Girls where someone goes, you know, they don't even go here. Yeah.
But the gigglers are like looking at my page and like commenting. I'm like it's not even for you.
No it literally feels like Mean Girls where someone goes you don't even go here. But the gigglers will just be like hey you're not getting it and that's okay.
You don't get it and that's fine. If you want to do the research do it but we're not going to get offended that you don't understand like the culture.
I think gigglers are really good at fighting in the comments because they're so polite and sarcastic. So polite and funny.
They're like, hey, sorry, babe, you didn't get it. And we love that for you and your specific journey.
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They had me surrounded.

Wait, did you post about this?

I did.

I was in a car with three blondes.

Oh, Stephanie.

Yeah, and I couldn't say anything to my friends because I don't think they would really get it. But I'm like, haha, everyone's DMing me that you guys are all blonde and like, Stephanie.
Yeah, and I couldn't, like, say anything to my friends because, like, I don't think they would really get it.

But I'm like, haha, everyone's DMing me that you guys are all blonde and, like, whatever.

I was okay.

They're my friends from high school, which is funny to think.

Are they real blondes?

No.

They're, like, I think they were blonde babies.

And then it went to, like, that mousy brown.

They all get that same, like, mousy brown. Wait brown you calling a girl mousy brown is so cunty that was the meanest, if Paige Zerbo was like you know that girl with his mousy brown hair mousy brown is actually very in mousy brown actually you're so right, cause in high school if someone said mousy brown we'd, we'd be like, you bitch.
It means like lackluster. Yeah, dusty.
I said lackluster. Okay, well, they like then turned mousy brown.
And so then obviously like they're blonde. But my one girlfriend actually is a natural redhead, but she's a blonde.
Okay, don't come for me like that. Don't come for me.
I'm just listening to the story. You don't have to come for me.
I don't even know where the story was going. Oh, well, everyone everyone was messaging me like if i was kidnapped like no one believed that they were my actual friends they're like we've never we've never heard of these people and then someone was like oh my god the stephanie that you always talk about well i do want to clarify stephanie is my favorite name for like a generic girl that we're joking about it's not actually's not actually that Stephanie.
We love that Stephanie. But, yeah, Paige has, like, other friends sometimes.
And it comes out of nowhere. It comes out of nowhere.
Nowhere. And she'll be like, my favorite me-mo, whoever.
I didn't say that. Complete me.
I didn't say that. No, but you said it before.
You're like, complete me and I love you so much. I will say, Stephanie does know me very well.
Yes. The night before her wedding dress shopping, she said, hey, so tomorrow, do you mind doing me a favor and just, like, be really nice? And I was like, no, she had been with me all week.
I literally got home from tour. She was there.
Hey, you know how you've been? Can we not? I feel like how you are all the time when we're together. And I was like, be nice Like, what do you mean? She's like, you know, just like when I walk out in a dress, like you're very passionate about fashion.
And I don't want you to be like, I hate it. And so like I actively was like had to take a step back.
And I was like, oh, my God, would I have done that? Did you have fun saying yes to the dress? We had the best time. We had the best time.
I don't want to shoot my own horn, but I think I picked her dress essentially because I said a certain style that I wanted her to try on. And she was like, I'm really not about that style.
Oh, I love that. I love that.
I really don't think it's going to look good on me. And I was like, just try one.
And then that particular style, she did end up, like, picking. You do enjoy styling people.
I do when there's no pressure. No, like, that, like, I could say freely, like, I like this and that.
And, like, try these on. Yeah.
And it wasn't like we had to pick the dress that day. And if we didn't, like, we were fucked.
Yeah. If we didn't find it, like, we would have had other days.
So not, like, my special. That was stressful.
Hey, we're live in 20 minutes. What is Hannah wearing? I don't know.
That was stressful. But I'll leave you a drink or wear this.
No, I think that's, like, so intimidating, I think, to have, like, Stephanie trying stuff on and you sitting there. sitting there but I think like you being honest is the most important thing no I was definitely honest did she cry so funny because she teared up a little our one girlfriend teared up a little her mom obviously teared up a little and then Stephanie looked at me and said no one expected you to cry oh they were having like a moment yeah they were having like a moment sometimes crying does get contagious so they like sometimes I'll start crying but about something else also in my head I was like this is a fashion experience like I guess I was crying in fashion we've got 10 more dresses in 30 minutes how are we doing this like there's no time to It's also like, I'm not a big happy crier.
I'm not a happy crier at all. I've done it before and it feels very weird.
It feels like. Can I tell you the only time in my entire life that I can ever remember happy crying? Your wedding.
You were drunk. Yeah.
No, at your ceremony, I happy cried. I remember I like, I wanted to to happy cry a lot of things.
And, like, you can kind of make yourself. I fully happy cried when I got the Adidas foot commercial.
I was in, like, midtown living in Murray Hill, called my mom, and I said, I got it. I'm going to be a star.
I'm trying to think if I've, like, happy cried recently about, like, no i don't think so it's happy crying is weird because you're doing something that is about something sad but you're so happy you're so happy that you're sad yeah it's such a weird i don't like it yeah i don't like it at all um my wedding dress shopping now that i think about it if anyone forgot we literally went to a strip mall in Long Island the place doesn't even exist anymore no way yeah it doesn't exist and I just wanted to try on shapes and the first dress I tried on I was like this is it well Stephanie tried to do that too the first dress she tried on she was like this is it and I said maybe maybe not see my my Nana was like that yeah but my mom is like me like I just was like I'm not about to have a stressful it's not gonna stress me out I have other things going on right now oh see I can't wait for it and here's the other thing no one's coming with me it's me and Kim and we have things to do I have work to do I don't know I used to love watching the Dress. I loved it too.
Do they still do it? I think so. I don't know if that show's still on.
Yeah. I don't think anyone goes there anymore to that place.
I think that place is like, it's been so many years now. I think that was considered really cool back in the day, but I don't ever hear of anyone talking.
Karnsfeld's listening right now, feeling attacked. Sorry about that.
I just never hear anyone bring it up. Did you watch the VMAs? I watched snippets.
Honestly, I do feel like with these award shows, if you watch the clips after, you're fine. Well, here's the thing with the VMAs.
It's basically a musical. Okay? You're so right.
Actually, they didn't have any awards until the end. It's a full musical.
It was a a musical You're so right Actually they didn't have any awards Until the end It was a full musical And no shade no hate What did Katy Perry do this year That we were honoring her Again No shade no hate I love Katy Perry She's created my whole high school experience. So that was what she did.

It was a Vanguard Award of like your career overall.

So they're looking back at like who's fucking consistently killed.

Did I miss something crazy?

Now that we're like kind of in the biz a little, I understand how like certain timing is good for people.

Like it was good timing for her to push her new album coming out that she would even want to be up for it. Because there's no rules to these awards.
Here's the thing. Everything's PR.
Everything's made up. Everything's PR.
Everything's made up. And granted, I think she did amazing.
You know when I realized everything was PR? This was years ago. I think I was at ABC News.
And someone was going to be in Sexiest Man Alive. They were announcing who the Sexiest Man Alive was like the next day.
And I knew early for whatever reason. And I said, oh my god, that's crazy.
And they said, they have great PR. And I said, people didn't vote? Like how, like that I think was like one of the moments that I realized everything in entertainment is PR.
Wow. Like it's very rare that you're getting a cover because like they really thought of you like yeah they thought of you but also there were people being like she would be great because she does this and it's also like hey he'll do a photo shoot for this if you let this person have and we'll help you and we'll help you do this if you give it to them.
Yeah. What do you think is the PR behind Ben and J-Lo being seen together? I think that's just them, their own mental instability.
Like, isn't there, like, getting back together? Here's the thing. Not you, but you can't relate to this.
But, like, how many times do you break up with someone and you're like, well, I think I got another couple months in me. Or, like, you want to hook up up with them again.
Like they're in the public and they got kids. But that's the thing.
Don't go public if you're – Yeah. Don't go to the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Yeah, that was crazy. I mean, have sex in the house.
Do you think they fuck? I think that's probably why they got back together. I bet they always had really good sex and it never dwindled.
And then when they got back together, it was right back to it. And that's why they got married so quick.
They were probably like, see, we're like always connected. Wow.
Also. I also just made all that up.
You did. And I was like valid.
No, you answer like I'm right all the time. Because I you are my delusion no because I think you're

psychic I'm like Hannah validated I think you're psychic thank you Sabrina and and Barry Keoghan yeah I'm gonna say as someone who loves the Irishman I support Barry's not end all for her at all um I do think they got a lot of good press from it but I think she's already passed it interesting I saw a thing that he he has a son yes he had some crazy quote and it said we don't have like the typical father-son relationship yeah because I think it had to do with like he was saying he didn't have the typical father-son relationship and someone tweeted and said imagine if any woman who's ever given birth to a baby ever said that they don't have a typical relationship, how she would get just... Canceled immediately.
Her head chopped off and handed to her. It could have been like an out of context thing.
But the quote sounded so crazy where he was basically like, my dad wasn't around. So like, I'm not around.
Yeah, no, he's basically like, I don't even know this fucking kid. He was like, it's just because of my stuff.

Also, like, it had no details, so it made it just sound like I'm not a dad.

Like, other people do dad stuff.

Also, this is the first time I've ever heard of him having a child.

No, he has a full child.

A full child.

Yeah.

But obviously, him having a child didn't...

Encroach on his career.

Yeah, at all.

But someone's at home taking care of the baby.'s yeah not at the vmas what did you think about sabrina carpenter singing the song about sean mendez and camilla while they were there okay i'm feeling loose today yeah i don't give a fuck about sean mendez i don't either i don't have i could be ovulating and i would not have sex with them a tiny bit of wet I'm going to go out on a limb and say he doesn't want to have sex with us either. You said it.
I also thought he was in a cult. I think he is.
He was hanging out with a lot of long-haired people at one time. Which is very culty.
Very culty. Very culty.
And they're in LA. And you know the type of long hair.
They're in LA, yeah. Is that just long? Yeah, it's not extensions.
It's not Mormon extensions. It's not Mormon extensions.
The Mormon girls are like, let's come down there for two minutes. I'm obsessed with the Mormon girls.
I'm so obsessed with the Mormon mom TikToks now. Oh, so it's continued? The show's over.
I can't get enough. There's still drama? Oh, the girls are fighting on TikTok.
They're fighting, and I love and i love it and i'm obsessed with the only thing that i really like about it is that they're all making the money for their households and i feel like it's gonna change mormonism forever because women are not i think one of the like backlashes that they're kind of like rising up against like all all the Mormons are basically saying to them like,

you're bad for our community.

And they're just like, no, we're not.

And it's like, no, we're not because we can't be controlled by men anymore

because if they leave, guess what?

We have our own apartment.

We have our own house.

The one girl, Jessie, is doing everyone's hair.

So she's really like doubling, cashing in.

Wait, she's doing the extensions?

She does all their extensions.

Okay, well, can she change them slightly per girl so I know the difference between each girl it's what they like it's what they like it's just what they like that's how it is but that is such a good example of like when you you have a small community and that's all you see is beauty and you're like that's beautiful when it's like you know you could have it straight you don't have to want one of them to cut like a bob and not like a fuck ass bob yeah like a fuck ass bob not like the one whitney cut like a fuck ass sharp blunt bob um speaking of reality tv do you know what's on netflix that i highly recommend people watch unreal wait i saw it i'm too like have you Have you ever watched it? No. Well, I watched Unreal before I did reality TV.
Okay.

And- Unreal Wait I saw it I'm too like Wait have you never Watched it? No Well I watched Unreal Before I did reality TV Okay And I kind of like Blocked it out Because I was like That's silly Yeah Oh no I don't know if I could Watch it then I want you to try to Watch the first I think it kind of Goes off the deep end But the first season The first season It's about a producer's Life on The Bachelor And it was made by people who produced The Bachelor so it's like actually the closest thing that they could legally say yeah but they do make like the reality TV people like seem like real bimbos well where's the line? but I think with like the Bachelor franchise, they do keep them so in the dark and gaslight the shit. Here's a Bachelor is such a different animal than like a competition show, too.
So basically, like there was just a clip that was on Netflix when you're like scrolling through and it was basically the head showrunner being like in the back telling everyone like okay um if you get a fight like you get a raise yeah if you can get this girl to cry you get a raise and um don't feed this girl and she'll start being bitchy in about two hours and i'm like that's what they did they're right no literally if hannah doesn't have food in one hour and you bring this guy and tell her something mean, she's going to lose her mind. Literally lose her mind.
And I was like, wait, I feel so puppeteered. Daphne check.
How's Daphne? Daphne check. Okay, so I told you when my brother came to visit and he accidentally locked her in the living room.
And so then she did the only thing that she could do and that was pee and poop on his head. So Saturday morning, so my girlfriend stayed Thursday night and Friday night.
And Friday night, they both slept in my room, like in my bed and I slept in the living room on the couch. Because I have this thing where like, I can't sleep in a room with people anymore.
So that's the thing I'm dealing with. No.
Because they were like, are you sure you don't want to sleep in your bed? And I was like, sorry, I actually don't want to be around you guys. Like, sorry, I have to be alone.
So anyway, so I was sleeping on the couch in the living room, cats with me, like all night, but she goes and she does her things at different hours. Like 11am Saturday morning, they come out of my room and they're like, oh my god, Daphne peed on the bed.
And I was like, what? I was like, oh, did you accidentally shut the door? And they were like, no, she literally jumped up on the bed, looked at us and peed. And so I love it so much.
I think Daphne is doing this thing where like when she's ready for people to be gone, she's like, I'll pee on you. Well, I was going to ask you how she was dealing with, like, having other people in her territory.
I think she was like, who are you? And this is mom's bed. I'm the owner of this house.
I'm the owner of this house. Like, this is not your bed.
Who are these two blondes? That's very naughty of her. Yeah.
It's naughty behavior, but it's her communicating in a way. Yeah.
You have to buy, because cat piss smells. I already sent it out.
You did the, they'll spray. They have to do the whole thing.
I immediately sent it to the dry cleaner. Okay.
So Butter, when I first went to college, she would go and shit in my room. Interesting.
Because she basically was like, where is she thing it's never to me i'm never even around for it it's almost like she's like i'm defending my mom get out yeah she literally was like this is not right you've overstayed your welcome yeah she's like it's saturday morning we do our things and you can't be here oh my god so i'm like obsessed with her even more because i just feel like her personality truly is so me. They do kind of become their mom.
Yeah. She's like, I've had it now.
She's really, really. She's like, I like to just lay with my mom in peace.
She's really perfect and beautiful. No, she's so perfect.
And I think about her more than I should. No, I think about her all the time.
Speaking of girls I think about that need to be spoken about, Dakota Fanning. That should be a segment.
Girls I think about that should be spoken about. I'm going to speak about it right now.
Yeah. Dakota Fanning.
Let's bring her up. Have you seen The Perfect Couple? Sure have.
Yeah. I think the first episode, it was bad.
I think the whole series is probably not that great. Okay, thank you.
I thought I was being gaslit. Yeah.
Nicole Kidman, for some reason, is working her little butt off. Yeah.
Amazing cast. Amazing cast.
I don't think the writing was good. Yeah.
And it was, like, a little corny. Yeah.
I mean, I couldn't get past the, like, opening scene where they're doing the dance. I didn't get that.
They didn't even get that. They didn't get that.
They did an interview. They were like, we don't know.
Really? Yeah, they were just said hey we're gonna and they were like please no someone tried to get their called their adrian was like i'm not doing a dance really yeah yeah there was the second you could tell they're all uncomfortable yeah they all do a what's it called when everyone stands in like um like when they're someone's proposing and they do a and everyone's singing quartet No, let me get this one. I can get this.
Everyone's standing. Everyone's standing.
Flash mob. Flash mob.
It's giving flash mob. Thank you.
I can never, ever get flash mob. Like, I'm 0 for like 100.
Why didn't they quartet? You said getting proposed to and I thought like string quartet. anyway It's not that good But like it's the kind of thing you'll get sucked into If you keep it on And like I watch I feel like a lot of things that aren't that good Because I like certain people Like I'll watch Nicole Kidman Do anything Pretty much do anything in a movie But I do have to say, do you remember when Dakota Fanning first came on the scene as like...

Uptown Girls.

A star.

How old is she?

Seven?

Yeah.

I remember being like, she's a genius.

She needs to be protected.

She's a star.

Yeah.

Then, of course, disappears.

Yep.

And now there hasn't even been an article about it.

She just kind of casually is appearing again. One of my favorite movies of all time stars Dakota Fanning and it's called The Secret Life of Bees.
Oh yeah. I read the book in middle school.
Yeah. Correction.
Sorry. My mom read the book to me in middle school.
It is one of the talk about crying at a movie. Every time I watch that movie, I cry.
It is one of the best movies. I actually think I feel like she doesn't do many like interviews, but I'd love to know about her parents because I feel like I want to know the whole story.
It was probably one of the best things to like disappear. Yes.
Because that would have been the age where it was like, is she a drug addict? Is she going? I I want a documentary because then we're not even talking about then Elle Fanning comes out. Then Elle Fanning pops out.
Who's her own star. Yeah.
But then Dakota, this girl's clearly a genius freak in terms of acting. I want to know what's been going on.
Yeah. Also in it, like I can't look away from her.
She has these, she still has her big eyes. There's something very captivating about her acting in anything.
You're very focused when she's speaking. But I want her to be back back.
I want her to be starring in something. I want her to take on Hollywood.
The Academy. I want her to be the next.
Not the next because she was probably, I would assume, more famous before Jennifer Lawrence. career.
Yeah. You know, there was like a time where J-Law was in everything and I loved it.
Yeah. Well, then she was like, I need a break.
I'm going to take a minute. I'm going to take a second.
No, we should do what Adele does. She works for a couple months.
Gone for seven years. She takes a couple years off.
She comes back. She does a show.
Looks gorgeous. She says, this was insane.
I'll be back in a year. Like, I really.
I also want to talk about, do you know who Juno Temple is? She's in Ted Lasso, which I didn't watch. She was in this movie about a stripper.
She's a curly hair. Yes.
Yes, I love her. I think she's the most talented person ever.
People don't talk about her enough. She's in Fargo.
She's incredible. She's incredible.
I never saw Fargo. She's incredible.
She's incredible in Ted Lasso. She's incredible.
Her character is also so easy to play. I saw her in one stripper movie.
I love a stripper movie. Send it to me.
Do you know Temple's stripper? Oh, my God. She's so...
She's funny. She's great.
I watched her on the carpet, and she was like... She again, another person that should be like bigger.
She should be talked about. Bigger, bigger, bigger.
Someone that you think about that should be talked about. I wrote, oh.
I said, wouldn't it be funny if Jennifer Lawrence started dating Gypsy Road Blanchard's ex? Jennifer Lawrence is married with a child. Not Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez, sorry.
Oh my god. Jennifer Lopez.
Imagine if she walked out with him. I'm going to be honest.
I'm really so happy that we're over, like, the gypsy Rose Blanchard hype. It was really freaking me out for a minute.
No, it was, um, I'm glad we didn't get caught up. I would like to say we did not get caught up.
We look back on history. We were not one of those people.
We did not get caught up. And we don't go with the.
The trends. We don't.
Except for Caprice. No.
I love a Capri. I'm wearing them right now.
We don't go with the trends. And also we don't do guests.
We don't do murderers. Yeah.
As guests. Look, she didn't actually do the murder.
and she was abused. It's a complicated thing that I actually think is not appropriate to just do a TikTok dance with immediately.
And we'll leave it at that, because I agree. We don't have the time.
We don't have the capacity. Grace only has so much time on her hands.
Grace needs an assistant. She can't even manage.
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When is the award season now? I think it's now. I thought it was in the winter.
Well, we had like two, I think it was in the winter because of the strikes maybe. No, I think it's always in the winter.
I think the Emmys is in the beginning of the year because that shows start in September. Oh.
So I think that's in the beginning because it's like what was last year. Yeah.
And then I think like the Oscars, the Grammys. What's the other big one? Golden Globes.
The Golden Globes is in the winter. It's in like January.
And I also have two more gripes about it. I want them to be more specific.
I want them to say welcome to the Oscars. I know they probably say it, but I want them to say it multiple times.
Where it's voted for by who. And when they say who is the academy or by the family tell me how people are getting the votes.
You want a bio on each academy member who's voting? Maybe. Yeah.
Maybe. I just I want to know it's like I want to know the numbers.
You need to put a face to the name. If we're going to play a sport give me the rules.
I don't like people just getting awards. I'm like who got them? You want to see the judges.
What are their qualifications? Yeah. I don't know who's voting because then I'm like, oh, well, that tracks.
Yeah. That a bunch of old dudes gave you that award.
Wouldn't like my queef joke. Yes.
Got it. A hundred percent.
Because you don't get it. A hundred percent.
My other qualm is. Oh, qualm.
Oh. Why are we, do we have to say the number of award shows if it's not like a important number like well I don't give a fuck that it's a 76th Emmy award okay that's interesting I was gonna piggyback off that and like when someone's nominated sometimes they think it's like a tad bit rude to be like and they were nominated 8 times but they but they've never won.
It's like, okay, chill on it. Fucking chill out.
Like, you have to tell everyone. Someone wins and you're like, yay! And then they're like, it's your first time.
This is the first time. Out of 47 years and everyone's like, ooh.
Actually, kind of bad. And then you're like, did you even win it or did they give it? Because it's so embarrassing.
You've been nominated been nominated so much well that was happening to Leonardo DiCaprio remember yeah they got to the point where we were like we gotta give it to him well that's another example of people were saying that he pissed someone off about something and that's why very interesting he didn't get awards for movies he should have like if you were making movies during like like, Lord of the Rings, like, you're not winning.

I don't care how, whatever.

I'd be livid.

Well, imagine you're about, you're doing a movie and you're like, this is going to be so good.

And then you just hear that some fucking trilogy is coming out that year.

I would.

If a TV show is good, there's, like, multiple seasons.

And once the Academy is on board with it, it's like, okay, so they're going to win every fucking year.

Like, that happened with, someone someone we know it's happened we just can't think of like immediately who it's happened to to wrap up this episode i have a fun

game okay you know there's like this account called puberty i don't know it just like posts

really random shit okay with no context it says top 15 most attractive hobbies for men to do to women women are drawn to these hobbies that suggest a man possesses skills and knowledge i said i would like to see if they hold up i would love to see this list because hobbies in general i'm out get a second job you have time you're time for a hobby. You're in your 30s, you have a hobby.

You're not working hard enough.

Get a job.

Also, hobby.

Like, how depressed are you that you got a hobby?

You know, like, no one gets a hobby when they're doing well.

What quantifies a hobby?

Like, you're not making money and you do it for the love of it.

How often are you doing a hobby?

I feel like enough that you... Is taking an edible a hobby? No.
Okay. That's just a drug problem.
Then I'm out. Okay, number one hobby that women find attractive that men do is reading.
I'm sorry. If a man's reading...
No. Look, it was a trend with the whole hot men reading on the subway which I think is try hard I think they're fake reading I think all the men are fake reading on the subway That's so No, no, I don't want my man reading I don't like him scheming I want to have to guess Can he read? I feel like women who read are too smart and they would win arguments against me and I don't want that.
If they're going to read, I want them reading. On your phone.
At their desk, on their phone, the New York Times. That's what Des does.
They skimmed it. They know what's going on in the news.
They're not getting on the subway and reading a fucking romance novel. I'll punch you in the face.
Wait, men reading fiction. Ick.
Fiction is for the girls. It's not for you.
Yeah, you don't even have an imagination. No, I have no time to read.
You know what's funny? One of my girlfriends. Well, you should.
One of my girlfriends this weekend asked Stephanie's mom. She was like, I know you love reading.
What are you reading? And I started laughing I was like she was joking I was like no one's ever asked me that no people have asked me and I have to be like I always say The Great Gatsby if you're in a pinch and you're in college but you know it's crazy what'd you just read and you're like The Great Gatsby I buy a book a week are you what do you do with them with them? I feel like I subconsciously, like I'm like, it's like me Googling Pilates studios near me and not going. Like it's a weird thing I have.
This is so us because I just bought a shit ton of books. For display.
But all the same color. Yeah, to look cute.
I mean, they're real books, but like I don't give a shit. Like I'll read a book on attachment styles.
Oh, you're doing self-help? Sometimes I put down a book in, like, the main living area that just says boundaries. And he was like, you can't.
People walk in and see that. Dummy's guide to divorce.
I like, like, certain, like, mental strength stuff. But, like, I'm never going to read it.
It's just fun to be like, if I need to. And if an along my mom and dad read no my mom's always reading they go to sleep and when I say oh I couldn't go to sleep last night she goes that's cause you don't read my mom loves like like I love a period piece she loves like a period piece book just watch a movie just watch Richard Okay, most attractive hobby that men can do to women.
The way I'm saying that is weird. Men's most attractive hobby is...
To women. To women.
Foreign languages. Okay, I'll give him that.
Like, honestly, when Dez started speaking Mandarin, I was like... But not like, not like Duolingo in the taxi other language.
No, like, you're in Italy, and he just starts like... And you like, not like Duolingo in the taxi.
No, no, no. Like, I want you.
No, like you're in Italy and he just starts like. Yeah, and he just goes.
And you're like, yeah. And he didn't even tell you.
Yeah, he's like, don't worry. We go this way.
I actually dated a guy who lied a lot. I love those.
And he, in high school. But his thing was he was trying to, his parents were really religious and he would hide me from them.
Which is kind of hot. And he was hiding that he spoke another language.
Like, I guess he wanted to be, like, just American. And he was, like, on the phone speaking another language.
And I was like, are you speaking another language? And he was like, no. And I was like, what? I literally just heard you.
And he's like, no. And my parents once were like, do you speak? And he's like, no.
And I'm like, this motherfucker. He's a spy.
He's a spy. That guy was a spy.
Oh, he was talking to... You've been hanging out with Craig too much.
Foreign language is hot. Okay, and this is where they lose me.
Okay. Playing an instrument.
Is there any instrument that guy plays that you'd be like, that's kind of hot? The recorder. Actually, the fingers would be kind of hot i'm like oh he's fast no because i'm not like a i'm not a creative well you hate music in that sense i'm not like i don't know i'm too like honestly when he's too skilled i'm too real to be with someone who plays an instrument and you have to say musicians i prefer athletes because musicians are like in their head they have like emotions i used to date a someone who plays an instrument.
I do have to say musicians. I prefer athletes because musicians are like in their head.
They have like emotions. I used to date a guy who would leave voicemails of him playing music to me.
At the time, I thought it was love. Drier than the Sahara.
I thought it was love. Okay, this I can agree with, cooking.
Yeah. But I don't want them to talk about that they do it.
I just want them to do it. Well, I feel like as you get older, that takes a different form.
In my 20s, if someone was like, I'll make you this meal, I'd be like, ick, gross, you're so weird. Try hard.
Now in my 30s, if it's like, we're really busy, oh, I'll whip something up for dinner. Amazing.
Whenever a girl marries a chef, because I want to it. Chefs are fucking insane.
Yeah. They're all crazy.

Yeah.

I'm like,

she chose her love language,

which was food.

Yeah.

And I respect that.

But I heard if you marry a chef,

you're never eating their cooking.

They're never cooking at home.

Oh.

It's kind of like us.

Are we making,

no, we're making jokes at home. I was about to say,

it's like,

I go,

you got to pay for that.

You got to pay for that joke.

I'm not giving you a fucking joke.

I don't go to your accounting job and go, I could do your accounting job. Never.
no woodworking is like did you google how to make girls want to fuck me let the amish have one thing okay also like there's no way you're doing it as well as like a professional no and if you are a woodworker you're a nepo Now, my ideal to woodworking would be, like, if you can put something together from Ikea and not complain. Yeah.
That's my version of woodworking. If I could buy something really shitty on Amazon that, like, all the pieces don't match and you put it together.
Yeah. And you don't bitch about it.
Yeah, and you're like, I just got to run to the hardware store. Fine.
Hot. So hot.
But to be a woodworker, you know how long it takes to woodwork? No. That's, like, years.
On one table. If you give me a bird house, I'll throw it in the dirt.
I've never heard you say that kind of sentence. Painting, no.
No, no, no, no, no. Writing.
Painting is for me and my iPad. My mental health coloring.
I do have to say it's hot when Des goes he goes to the he's so cute. You just love him.
Wait I'm obsessed. He goes to the coffee shop in the morning while I'm asleep.
Stop. And he has a little notepad where he writes joke ideas while he drinks coffee.
That's so cute. And it's just chicken scratch.
It's not full sentences. No, that's fine.
And then he tries it on stage at night. I like that.
Like poems? No. You know what's funny? Every now and then I'll look and I'll see his cute little funny ideas.
Yeah. And then he once was like, hey, there's a notebook that you have some serious stuff.
You ever have a therapist be like, write down how you're feeling? And you're, like, the world is so dark. He was, like, you should probably, like, take out that page because someone might read it.
Because it was, like, I wrote, like, something insane. Oh, my God.
I was, like, I'm going to, you know, it was dark. Let it out.
It was dark. Put it in the book.
So Des has, like, cute stuff where mine is, like, I hate everything like, what is my purpose? What is drive? And who has it? Gardening? I like. Yeah, I'm not mad at gardening.
For some reason. Because then again, you are benefiting from the food that will be picked.
Also, I like when men create. Men love to destroy.
I know I've been talking good about Des this episode but now I need to grab some reality check I walk into the kitchen and he has a crazy thing in the kitchen that's not supposed to be in the kitchen just like on the kitchen table and I go what is that and he goes it's a buzz saw like a little buzz saw and he was cut what the fuck is is a buzz saw chris what is it called you're referring to it's like a little it's like it's like a to cut like a tree everyone just learned what a buzz saw was at some point in their lives and looking at me like i'm crazy it was a to cut trees, basically. Like it's a cutter thing.

So a saw?

A saw.

But like it's an electric saw.

Oh.

And it's like a gun.

It was like an electric gun saw.

Is it buzz?

Are you saying buzz because it's electric and that's the sound it makes?

Yeah.

Do people call it that?

I think they call it a buzzsaw.

Let's see what comes up.

I don't think I've ever heard buzzsaw. Let's see what comes up.
I don't think I don't think I've ever heard buzzsaw. No.
I doubt that's what. Yeah.
An electric saw. Electric saw.
Okay. Freaks.
But it's not such a man thing to have a gun electric saw. Anyway.
Yeah. So he's using it to cut the like some branches that are on the deck.
And I'm like, you can use aor like this was so aggressive they love destroying things yeah like it's it's never creating okay swimming i like it because it tires them out yeah i'm not i'm not mad at that go swim this i hate okay photography i hate it i hate it you're not a photographer you're not you not. And if you just picked it up.
Get out of here. If you just.
Yeah. Well it's.
I feel like with. They just like buy expensive things.
And think they can click. We're like women.
We have a vision. We like sense the energy of the room.
Like I want a gay photographer. Or a female photographer.
You can't get my shoes in the picture. Not a photographer.
That's another thing Straight men cannot take photos. No, they're not.
How are they becoming professional photographers? They're not. They're not.
Hiking, what we know about that. Archery? Was this medieval times? I'm actually not mad about it.
Archery? If he was like, oh, I got to go arch with my friends? One time I dated a guy who loved jujitsu. Okay.
My brother did that for a bit. I wasn't mad at that either.
I wasn't mad. Very passionate about it.
I wasn't mad but like I do think they're all making out. 100%.
They're like rolling around touching each other's butts. I'm like okay.
They're all entangled together. I'm not mad at the archery because it's like.
Old money. It's giving a little bit of old money.
It's giving old money. You have to have like a lawn.
It's giving like quail hunting. Yes.
Pigeon. Yeah.
But I don't like when they kill things. Yeah.
Finally, traveling. That's not a hobby.
That's not a hobby. That's not a hobby.
So anyway, puberty, do better. And men, just like...

Get jobs.

Get a job.

Figure it out.

We have Atlantic City coming up, which we have some tickets available because Atlantic City, people don't live there.

Okay.

It's like a party town.

Nice.

So like, I highly recommend if you live near the area, go.

It's in this crazy casino.

It's going to be wild.

This is our first casino.

Yeah. Yeah.
Grace, what other places are we have shows? DC. That's not sold out.
Sorry. Newark.
Come on, Newark girls. Come on, Newark.
Come on. Fly to Newark and come to the show.
Yeah, if you didn't get tickets to New York, you could go to its cousin, Newark. Oh, yeah, Madison, we had another show.
Badgers, don't embarrass me now, Badgers. Milwaukee, we have some more.
I can't fucking wait to go to Madison, Wisconsin. I've never been more excited to visit a place in this country, in the middle of the country, in my life.
If I don't get a cheese curd upon touchdown, I'll lose it. Wait, I'm so excited that you're excited about Wisconsin.
I think we're going when it's cold, which is the end of October.

It'll still be cold, but it won't be too cold.

Okay, we love you guys.

Thanks for giggling with us, and we'll talk to you later.

Bye.

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