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Speaker 3 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 3 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day you just got away from me.

Speaker 3 What is up, my galactic gigglers?

Speaker 1 Did you say that because somebody described a dress last night as like galactic?

Speaker 3 No, but were you watching the Emmys? No.

Speaker 3 You're so funny. I was never into pop culture.
Now I'm obsessed. You're obsessed.

Speaker 1 And then I kind of was like, fell off.

Speaker 3 I'm texting you about the pre-show interviews. No response.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know.

Speaker 3 I'm posting fashion looks.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know the Emmys was this weekend.

Speaker 3 I didn't even know the Emmys is.

Speaker 3 Well, you know why it's confusing? The Emmys were twice this year. The last Emmys were in like January because of the strike.
So there's been back-to-back Emmys.

Speaker 1 I was confused. Because it's not usually in September, correct?

Speaker 3 I think it's normally September, but it's like once a year. So these people were just like, Jeremy Allen White just won a second ago.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I did see all the controversy.

Speaker 3 Oh, wait. Can we, you guys, let's get in because, and then there was the VMA.
We need to get into this. Yeah.
First of all, Jeremy Allen White, I went to middle school with him.

Speaker 3 It's my biggest claim to fame. Claim to fame.
I need everyone to remember and never forget. Hi, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 People are mad.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Not at Jeremy. No.
Arguably at the Academy.

Speaker 1 I'm mad, I think.

Speaker 3 Explain.

Speaker 1 The bear won for.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. He won for the bear.

Speaker 3 The bear won a lot of things. And last year, I think they won Best Comedy.
I could have made that up, but basically the bear is up in comedy. Why?

Speaker 3 Hannah Einbinder's mom, who apparently is an SNL alum,

Speaker 3 was going off on Twitter. She's like, fuck the bear.

Speaker 3 I hate the bear.

Speaker 1 She said, the bear is not a comedy. It's not even dark humor.

Speaker 1 Which, like, it's not.

Speaker 3 Because some people are like, well, yeah, it's just dark and funny. And it's like, no, it's just sad.
I didn't last.

Speaker 3 I last watched Three Minutes of the Bear, but that's my favorite thing is to make comments about shows I've never watched, like Challengers and the Bear.

Speaker 1 Why question on why? What made you turn the bear off? That you were like, eh, not for me.

Speaker 3 After the, it was, it was giving.

Speaker 3 What's the movie with Adam Sandler that's like and Julia Fox with the jewels?

Speaker 1 Uncut gems.

Speaker 3 Uncut gems. It was giving uncut gems energy where it was like,

Speaker 3 anxiety. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like, you know, I was like, I was a little bit more depressed after watching an episode for sure, I would say.

Speaker 3 See, that's crazy because watching Hacks, my life is light. Yep.
Gene Smart is my everything.

Speaker 1 I'm so happy Hacks was winning because I feel like no, like, I feel like when it started, they're three seasons in. And we're, yeah.
I feel like no one knew about it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I remember falling in love with it the first season. I'll be honest, second season, fine.
Third season, spectacular.

Speaker 3 Everyone needs to watch it. But the thing with the bear, Dan Levy and Eugene Levy.
Hosted. I have a lot of thoughts.
Do you think they actually get along?

Speaker 1 People said they crushed it. Their father saw it.

Speaker 3 They did amazing, but I like to have a theory that, like, they hate each other.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I think they get along. I mean, I'll go with your theory for sure.
I'll make up rumors also, but I think they,

Speaker 3 if I had to put my finger on it, I would say that they're a pretty chummy duo no they're so cute I want like a reality show of like their family yeah I mean they look identical they're so cute so Eugene

Speaker 1 wait but think it is kind of funny to think about like he's famous he's obviously like a Nepo baby yeah but like imagine if it was like you and your mom hosting the Emmys like I would just be so my mom would be so nervous the fact that he's flaming gay is so great like it's so beautiful all men really should be All men are.

Speaker 3 All they are. All men are.

Speaker 3 So Eugene Levy goes, I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether the bear is really a comedy, but in the true spirit of the bear, we will not be making any jokes.

Speaker 3 So like it's known that like the people are annoyed.

Speaker 1 So my question to the academy would be.

Speaker 3 We love saying the academy.

Speaker 1 Does the academy choose what

Speaker 1 category you're in or do does the production company like say hey, why don't you take a look at this show that we just put out?

Speaker 1 We're putting it in the comedy category because do they think it would be easier to win?

Speaker 3 Yeah, like, is it their team putting it up? Because some people

Speaker 3 are decision.

Speaker 3 All good questions. When people were getting interviewed about it, some people were just like, look, like some parts, they made me smile.
And you're like, that's not. That's not comedy.

Speaker 3 That's not comedy. I have a gripe.
I have a gripe to pick.

Speaker 3 First of all, no one has respect for stand-up comedians. They don't even, they a

Speaker 3 variety special, and it's like Nikki Glazer was nominated. I think Noah, Trevor Noah was nominated, and then like Billy Joel and the Oscars were nominated.

Speaker 3 Like they don't even have their own stand-up comedy. Yeah.
And it's like, how are you guys not appreciating

Speaker 1 with all the like specials?

Speaker 3 No, and then they have the written ones and the written ones is like a different thing.

Speaker 1 Like comedy writers.

Speaker 3 With like Mike Berbiglia. No, it was like nominated for like a written special.
Long story short, they're just

Speaker 3 snooty.

Speaker 1 People. The Academy has no humor.

Speaker 3 The Academy has no sense of humor. So I think they watched the bear and they were like, that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 It's like the Oscars. To win an Oscar, you have to be in a movie about everyone dying or like you have to have like an insane fucked up nude scene.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have to like... You have to be traumatized.

Speaker 3 Someone has to be traumatized. And then they're like, that is art.

Speaker 3 But like... comedy, they just started to like even acknowledge it as like talent.
And you know what? I'm fucking mad. Yeah.
Because you know what's harder than to live than crying? Laughing.

Speaker 3 Being funny. Yes.

Speaker 1 Because arguably, if you're a stand-up comedian,

Speaker 1 you are acting at the same time as performing in front of a live audience. You've also written all of that yourself.
So you're also in the writer room.

Speaker 1 So arguably, comedians are more talented than if you're just an actor or just a singer, because you have to be all of them.

Speaker 3 Wow. Periods.
Periods like

Speaker 3 you just burn the house down.

Speaker 1 I'll never be nominated for a podcast.

Speaker 3 And while we're at it, where's the fucking podcast section?

Speaker 3 Where's the YouTube podcast section?

Speaker 1 I wish that some Nepo baby, like almost like a fire festival thing. I wish that some Nepo baby would create like a social media awards.

Speaker 3 I think it's called the Webbies. Oh.
But we've never, we've never been tapped.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we've never been tapped in. Social media, like most people.

Speaker 1 I've got a site on TikTok this year, and it's just like all the Mormon moms like, thank you so much. And like, or like

Speaker 1 best comedy duo in TikTok clips. And me and you get up and we're just like, oh.

Speaker 3 I love it.

Speaker 1 Like, why can't there be something for like this?

Speaker 3 Do you know why?

Speaker 1 Age of entertainment.

Speaker 3 You just nailed it. New age.
Because the... older generation who runs the academy and I'm talking old I'm talking like that guy who's alone in the hills just with cable and watches stuff on DVDs.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Is making the decisions.
And it's not a girly.

Speaker 3 It's definitely not a girlie. It's not a 23-year-old girly that's like, this is what's in right now.
So I think we just solved that. But award shows,

Speaker 3 there's something about art and getting awards that's like weird to me. Like as a tennis player, like when you win, you won that tournament.
Like you get that trophy, bitch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Where like everyone's just creating art and then you don't even know who's voting, why they're voting, what they're voting on. It's very subjective.

Speaker 1 I would surmise that the Academy...

Speaker 3 I had to bring it back to them.

Speaker 1 I would assume there's a lot of politics.

Speaker 3 So much politicking.

Speaker 3 And apologizing to the Academy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I would assume that like the Academy gets into a fight with some production company or some network or something.
And it's like, well, let's see if your shows ever win.

Speaker 1 And then that trickles down to like the actors.

Speaker 3 But I do have to say, which is so amazing, what I realized recently is I know why we like, we're like obsessed with each other right now.

Speaker 1 We are. We're like really.

Speaker 3 Maige and I are so obsessed with each other.

Speaker 1 You're definitely obsessed with me.

Speaker 1 I haven't really talked to you since we got home, but.

Speaker 3 And we're obsessed with Grace, and she literally hates us.

Speaker 3 No, I'm obsessed with Grace.

Speaker 3 I called her. I was like, hello.

Speaker 3 Do you have a second? And she's like, yeah, what's up? Mama's working. What's up?

Speaker 3 No, but I've realized that like you love comedy and you are comedy. And we've been at the airport and I've been introducing Paige.
I mean,

Speaker 3 the comedians. Well, they'd be like, what are you guys up to? And I'm like, oh, we're just two comedians being completely.
Well, it's too much to be like, yeah, I'm not going to explain.

Speaker 3 No, look at that. I'm going to riot a show.
I got fired. And then she.

Speaker 3 Long story short.

Speaker 3 Long story short. I mean.

Speaker 1 You guys like, I'm here taking your order.

Speaker 3 Like, I don't need to know.

Speaker 3 Well, actually, the Midwest and southern airports want to talk. These people want to talk.
No, they want to talk. I've never seen security be like cracking jokes.

Speaker 1 I think now, like on tour, because we're in so many different airports and hotels that they all like seem to be one, the only way I can tell where we are in the country is how nice or mean TSA is.

Speaker 1 And a perfect example of we touch down in New York City. Hannah is the first person to get off the plane.
She's turned around talking to the person behind her.

Speaker 1 Three people, no, five people back is a man saying, let's go.

Speaker 3 Like, let's move it. And I literally could not have been happier.
I go, thank you, sir.

Speaker 3 Could not have been happier. Someone needed to get some fucking structure because it's been chaos in these southern airports.

Speaker 1 Being in the south for as long as we were to then land in New York, nothing feels better than just someone like being like, get the fuck out of the way.

Speaker 3 You're like, thank you for being so real. I was so happy.

Speaker 3 No, the South, they kept doing this thing where when you go in so many airports, you can tell when people do different things. So they were like, like acting like our bags had stuff in them.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then not even opening the bags and then just giving it away. Yeah, why'd they keep doing that? No, they kept doing it.

Speaker 1 The south is like how I would like picture like you treat your in-laws. Not you specifically, because you don't have in-laws.

Speaker 3 Right. Trust them.

Speaker 1 How you would treat your in-laws. And then like the northeast is like how you treat your family.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, you are a literal poet right now. Yeah, it's like a TSA agent.
I go in, he's looking at my ID.

Speaker 3 Normally, in New York, they just look at you like they're about to call the police, and then they don't. And you're like, Thank you.
I feel safe. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Where these guys is like, he starts reading out my address, which is obviously an old address. Also, a safety hazard.
No, he reads it out. And then he's like, Long Island City.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, Yeah, I used to live there. And he's like,

Speaker 3 Is that Long Island? Or is it the city?

Speaker 3 And immediately I'm like, This is not good.

Speaker 1 No, keep it going. No, I can't.

Speaker 3 But then I realized that,

Speaker 3 yeah, you love comedy

Speaker 3 and I have comedy.

Speaker 3 And then I realized, like, let's be honest, I've always loved fashion. And I just have a complicated relationship.
You love fashion. I love it, but like...

Speaker 1 So like I feel like. You love fashion.

Speaker 3 Okay, this is a great.

Speaker 1 No, you're actually nailing it. You love fashion the way I love comedy.
I love comedy and I can like relish in it, but I would never be like, I'm going to go try stand-up. You love fashion.

Speaker 1 You love seeing it, but you would never be like, and now I do fashion. I'm a fashion girly.

Speaker 3 Let's talk about my first Michael Cors show.

Speaker 1 Your first runway show.

Speaker 3 My first runway show, period. So I nailed it.
Okay, well, that was very nice of you.

Speaker 1 And not true. My mom texted me and goes, Hannah looks amazing.

Speaker 1 And that's a hard text.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I rarely think Kim's ever said that.
No, she goes, Hannah looks amazing. I was like, well, I obviously tried really hard.
They sent stuff.

Speaker 3 And when you walked in, there was like crazy, a ton of cameras. Yeah.
And I wasn't in the car with you. So I started freaking out.

Speaker 3 And it's so funny because with comedy, anything could be going on and you'll be freaking out. And I'm like, it's literally fine.
No one cares. Yeah.
I'm literally in the car like.

Speaker 1 I have panic attacks before we go on stage and you literally kick me.

Speaker 1 You're in a car and you're texting me like, what do I do when I get out of the car?

Speaker 3 I go, do I, she was like, wait for me. And I was like, do I wait in front of the photographers and look like a fucking loser? Or do I go in and then you're left alone?

Speaker 3 And like, I was, I was fighting for my life. Yeah.
But then Paige goes, you know, it's eight minutes. And I was like, what do you mean? And she goes, fashion shows, like, it's not a podcast.

Speaker 3 Like, it's literally, it's quick.

Speaker 1 And I was like, 15.

Speaker 3 Maybe 15. Yeah.
So then I was like, okay, I can fuck with that. That's like 100% for my ADHD.

Speaker 1 Well, because you're not there long enough to get hungry. And that is how I registered.

Speaker 1 Don't test me. You're going to come to something.

Speaker 3 Don't test me because I was hungry. And then, and then at the end.

Speaker 1 But you're on your way home. You're like, this is actually time perfectly.

Speaker 3 But we walk in and they, it was actually funny. They brought us straight to the seat.
They were like, bitches, sit down.

Speaker 1 We're going to be mingling with other people.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 Tell them the Coco Rosha story.

Speaker 3 First of all, Coco Rosha, she's the kind of person that, like, she's just an icon. Yeah.
I don't, I can't really place where and how, but everywhere and all that. She's everywhere.

Speaker 3 I just saw her like teaching people how to walk and stuff, which I low-key. I think we should do a modeling walking class with her.
That would be so funny. That would be so funny.

Speaker 1 I'd love to see where I'm at naturally.

Speaker 1 You know? Well, because let's talk.

Speaker 3 Some people, I'm like, how are you walking worse than if you weren't trying to model walk? Right. Like, you're trying to look weird.

Speaker 1 You know, I've been to some runway shows where I'm like,

Speaker 1 I can't watch you walk.

Speaker 3 I do have to say. Delusional me.
Yeah. You're like, I could do it.
I can do it. I don't think, I don't think I would, like, I'll be bloated, but I can do it.
Yeah. Like, it's sports.
It's like sports.

Speaker 3 It's literally like get a little rhythm. It's footwork.

Speaker 3 And then it's like, it's like tennis.

Speaker 1 It's literally just footwork.

Speaker 3 It's literally technique. Like put your shoulders back a little bit.
But some people, you have to be a little athletic.

Speaker 1 It's funny because like when you're at a show, you can automatically tell like, wow, that girl has a great walk.

Speaker 1 Like she just looks so good walking down compared to like other girls where you're like, oh, she's like a little too

Speaker 3 big gallop. And I like it.
I like it when you, and I like the hip. I like the 90s.
I've been on TikTok Supermodel Walk 90s.

Speaker 1 You can tell when a supermodel walks out during a runway show.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, one Irina Shake.

Speaker 1 A perfect example.

Speaker 3 You, so you nudge me because I'm all over the place. I was.

Speaker 1 Lizzie Lohan was there. I also sent her a DM, but she didn't respond.

Speaker 3 Yeah, because she was right there. Because you're fully convinced me that she was looking at us and that she listens to Giggly Squad and she loves Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I made that up, but I think she does.

Speaker 3 She goes, no, no, no. She listens to the podcast.
And I go, that's crazy. Cause she just walked right by us and called security on us.

Speaker 1 I felt like she was making eye contact with us. I think she was.
I feel like she was.

Speaker 3 Or she was looking at Coco Roshosha.

Speaker 1 I feel like she was like, I feel like I know her, but where do I know her from? Like, she was one of those. And then I had an opportunity, but I freaking chickened out.

Speaker 3 I do have to say, she looks

Speaker 3 so good. Incredible.
In person. Because you know the photos.
You're like, yeah, she looks amazing.

Speaker 1 But like, you know, so there's got to be a little fancy.

Speaker 3 She looks incredible. And it makes me so happy.

Speaker 3 She's just the best. But sitting next to Coco Rosha

Speaker 3 is

Speaker 3 not what I wanted for my first runway show. Like I wanted a random journalist

Speaker 3 who was just, she's everything.

Speaker 3 Yeah. To the point that like, also, this, they don't have separate seats.
Like you're all

Speaker 3 a bench. And there was not enough room for her to sit.
And my fat ass was not about to get smaller. Yep.
She slithers right in.

Speaker 3 Slithered.

Speaker 1 You were like, oh, I think, let me see if someone can move. She was like, it's fine.

Speaker 3 And And she just sat down. There.
You're like, okay. And then I kept, I like said hi to her or whatever.
And then she got up. And then I started to bit with you being like, Coco Rocha hates me.

Speaker 3 He's going up to me. She changed her name.

Speaker 3 Coco Rocha. Roco.
Roco. She's going up to Michael Corey.
She's saying, who is this girl you sat me next to? She comes back. Could not be nicer.
Laughing, like big personality. And then

Speaker 3 I was copying her during the show. Did you notice? No.

Speaker 3 Well, I didn't know how to like,

Speaker 3 I didn't know what to i told you just sit and be quiet and watch not that's not how i move about this life

Speaker 3 so first of all these fashion shows are so funny well i i loved it like i love creativity so i love that people it was creat creative yeah and as people are going down i wanted to acknowledge the looks that i like really like oh my god i forgot about this so at one point i was like yes like let's go no hannah turns me and goes do we ever clap do we not cheer i said not till the very end but like, when I see something I like, I want to be like, no, if you cheered during it, they'd never invite you back.

Speaker 3 Well, I was this close. Actually, some things were coming out of my mouth.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You were mumbling a little. I tried to hit you.

Speaker 3 Well, Nina Garcia was across from us. Yes.
Who I convinced was staring at us, but she had sunglasses on, so I made that up.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 3 you were sitting next to Camilla Cowlow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Camilla Cuaylo. I told her that I'm like the biggest fan and my mom's obsessed with her.
And I just like think she, I don't know if this sounded creepy.

Speaker 1 I was like, I watch everything you do and I just think you're a really good mom. And she was like, thanks.

Speaker 3 Honestly, I think I did better with Coco than you did with Coco.

Speaker 1 No, I did. It's such a creepy.
I was like, I've been following you for years. I love everything you do, everything that you post.
I'm such a big fan.

Speaker 1 Me and my mom always talk about you and your baby and what a good mom you are.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm constantly. I mean, I just kept rambling.

Speaker 1 She goes, thanks. Wait, do we want to talk about how...

Speaker 3 Well, Michael Kors didn't even notice.

Speaker 1 Anna Wintor walked by us. Wait, let's tell the Michael Kors story because it was so fucking funny.

Speaker 3 It's really fun.

Speaker 1 Now I understand the stress that the gigglers feel like in, like, when they're about in a meet and greet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, in a meet and greet, because, like, before I'm like, okay, I have something to say, but should I say that? Like, is that weird? Is he even going to care? Like, but whatever.

Speaker 1 So we walk up to like take a picture with him. He's staring right at me.
I almost feel like he opened his arms to me.

Speaker 3 Well, he goes, wow, you look so pretty. I think he said that.
Yeah. And he's like, you look amazing.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my God, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 And I was behind, like, hi.

Speaker 3 He didn't notice me. He didn't even ignore me.
I felt like he knew I was in the photo.

Speaker 1 I literally felt like your head just popped out. Hi.
And I was like, I'm talking to Michael Cors. Please be quiet.
And so then I said, like,

Speaker 1 I said, like, the bit. I had seen him at our Italy hotel like two years ago.
And my dad was like, go up to Michael Cors. And I was like, I'm not just going up to Michael Cors.

Speaker 3 Tell him you like fashion. Yeah, what am I going to say to him, dad?

Speaker 1 Like, no, you don't.

Speaker 3 You don't put together outfits.

Speaker 1 You wear his stuff. Don't you?

Speaker 3 I'm like, dad, stop. I can't.

Speaker 1 So, whatever. So, I said that to him when I saw him.

Speaker 3 Do you know what's the problem? If you practice something,

Speaker 3 it never works.

Speaker 1 It never works.

Speaker 3 Which is crazy because that's all I do is stand up. But, like,

Speaker 3 you start doing a monologue. And he wasn't, he's...
was like, he's working. Yeah, he's working.

Speaker 1 And you were like, and I got it.

Speaker 3 And then I was like nervous.

Speaker 1 He was like, too much. And then

Speaker 3 we went to the next stage. We took a second picture.

Speaker 1 And then I look at at the pictures we got back hannah he didn't even put his arm around you

Speaker 3 okay this is the thing and by the way Michael Kors I'm so obsessed with you and it made me love you even more at one point I realized I have my hand on this man like I have my sweaty hand on his back and I realize he doesn't have it back on mine

Speaker 3 with both arms I think he thought I was your security guard

Speaker 3 By the way, loved how the photos came out. Loved.
I loved everything you've ever done.

Speaker 1 No, there's nothing better. No, fashion shows are great because it is, you go, you do the look, you get the pick, you sit for seven minutes and you go.

Speaker 3 Or you go to your next show, which I've never done before. But I do have to say thank you to Michael Kors because for believing me.

Speaker 1 No, literally.

Speaker 3 Like, you've, you like.

Speaker 1 Every comedy did the run one.

Speaker 3 Apparently, well, Tiffany Haddish got in trouble, comedian, because she got up and walked. Because Kathy Elton told her to do it.

Speaker 1 Because Kathy Elton,

Speaker 1 literally bullied.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing, too: peer pressure. Peer pressure.
Does it never end? I know, if Leslie Jones told me to do that too, I'd be like,

Speaker 3 Kathy, I can't. It would feel like reality TV to me where I'm like, I know how to make a good moment for the show, but social media is going to hate me for three months.

Speaker 3 Oh God, but yeah, Leslie Jones apparently also yells when people are on the runway. Like, she'll be like, that's amazing.
I love it.

Speaker 1 Not the fashion community.

Speaker 3 You're not supposed to.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 1 we're both. It's kind of like tennis.
There's certain times during tennis, you don't

Speaker 1 cheer.

Speaker 3 You don't speak. Yeah.
It's like when someone yells in the middle of a point, I literally am. It's so funny because I'm such a snob when it comes to tennis.

Speaker 3 But everything else, I'm like, come on, let the people have fun. But tennis, I have a stick on my ass.

Speaker 1 Well, because that's like a real

Speaker 3 rule, like a real, like, it's no, it's a rule.

Speaker 1 Like, that's the same thing if you were golf, if it was a golf tournament, like, no one would do that. They have respect for the players.

Speaker 3 Yes, it's out of respect. And I guess, you know what, I like to show respect.
And I guess I felt like I wanted to cheer on some of the models.

Speaker 1 But it would like throw them off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Also, Lisa Renna was there.

Speaker 2 Yes, her daughter walked.

Speaker 3 Her daughter walked and Delilah was also there. I think Delilah.
Stunning.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say, I don't think she gets enough credit for like,

Speaker 1 one, how gorgeous she is, but like how uniquely gorgeous and like striking and like cool. Like she always has her hair really cool.
She's always like doing a cool look.

Speaker 1 It always looks like she's like, oh, I wanted to try it.

Speaker 3 You know, it's funny. I've, I didn't really follow her.
I didn't know that much about her. And then I saw her at the fashion show and I was like, wait, I want to be her friend.

Speaker 1 No, she's very cool.

Speaker 3 Like part of me was like, oh, we should say hi to her. But I think I was, I think this Michael Corps team was like, eyes on Hannah.

Speaker 3 I also

Speaker 1 were saying if they're walking before they had a bag.

Speaker 3 Make sure she doesn't go back to her. I had this bag that was so cute.
And like, I had a ludically, ludicrously capacious bag, which is like very in right now, apparently suede. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But then I didn't know where to put it. And obviously, I didn't have room because like poor Coco Rosha was trying to fit.

Speaker 3 So anyway, Coco, we want to do a YouTube video of you teaching us how to walk.

Speaker 1 I would love it. That would be so fun.
I have a question for like the Gen Zs and the Millennials.

Speaker 3 I'll answer for Gen Z's, yes.

Speaker 1 When we're putting our photo dumps on Instagram now,

Speaker 1 are we putting music to them?

Speaker 1 Because in my head,

Speaker 1 it's QGI. It's insane.
It would be an insane move for me to put a song attached to a bunch of pictures of my cat. Now,

Speaker 1 I have seen Gen Z kids, the people doing it, but I'm like, is that okay because they're Gen Z?

Speaker 3 Well, yeah, I also have to factor in you and your brand and your personality. Grace, what do you have to say? If it's funny,

Speaker 3 she's right. This is the thing.
If it's funny, it's good. Okay.
If you're literally like trying to look cool with a song,

Speaker 3 it's not cool. Got it.
Like, for example, I did the Space Jam song.

Speaker 1 Oh, you've done a song.

Speaker 3 Oh, I thought that's why you brought it up. Oh.
I've been doing songs. No.

Speaker 3 I've been doing the songs.

Speaker 1 Do I not like your Instagram?

Speaker 3 I don't know if you've...

Speaker 3 Did you block me?

Speaker 1 How have I not seen this?

Speaker 3 So when I was throwing a pitch, it was the OMG song that a Mets player singing.

Speaker 1 You know what my problem is? I never have my sound on. Yeah.
So why don't I actually feel like I'm not even seeing when people are putting them on?

Speaker 3 So what I think for you.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to directly call you out.

Speaker 3 No, no, no.

Speaker 3 I had to think about this. Like, is it me? Because it's giving, you know, it's giving my space, right?

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I heard that they're gonna, like, now, if you go to your page, there will be, there could be an update that it's like you could have a song for your home. That's a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 And that's a lot of pressure.

Speaker 3 I left that. We left that behind a long time ago.
Yeah. And it's very stressful.
Next thing you know, they're gonna have fucking top eight. But

Speaker 3 for you, let's be honest, you hate music and joy. I do.

Speaker 3 You hate little kids singing.

Speaker 1 Oh, well, I would hate little kids singing.

Speaker 3 You hate songs. But I do think if

Speaker 3 there's a song going, like a TikTok song,

Speaker 3 a funny, you know, it's more like a funny TikTok, but yeah. But also like when everyone's posting Charlie XAX Apple or everyone's doing Sabrina Espresso, don't do it.
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 3 But you need to do it.

Speaker 1 So it's not the top 100 songs. You're not putting the top.

Speaker 3 I don't think you should unless it's like a new, like Diope.

Speaker 3 When Diope first came out, you could do it, but then now it's already done. Got it.
I more like, look at the theme of what you're posting.

Speaker 1 Okay, next time I do a dump, I'm going to send the dump to the group, and I'm going to say,

Speaker 1 if you were to put a song to it. Yeah.
And maybe we go no song.

Speaker 3 And maybe we go no song. Maybe that's your thing.
Maybe your song is silence.

Speaker 3 Maybe your song is shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 I, you know, I could see like for your Italian one, you could have done a Frank Sinatra song. I could have.
Like I, I could.

Speaker 1 I could have, I could weave it in.

Speaker 3 Make it your, yes, weave it in. Because I love how the first thing you're thinking of is how will this affect my outfit?

Speaker 3 If the song is off, the vibe of the outfit could be off.

Speaker 1 I'm just, yeah, what's the journey? What's the story I'm trying to tell?

Speaker 3 And I know that some people have called me out because I did post 20 photos.

Speaker 2 Did you?

Speaker 3 Which I talked very, very, very bad about. Look, if there's one thing that we are a gay loose one, it's hypocrites.
It's hypocrites.

Speaker 1 And I think it's okay to be a hypocrite.

Speaker 3 You know what it was? It was for my first pitch. And the footage, we got a lot of footage.
And there was a photographer. And and there was a dog.
Like, there was a lot that ended up happening.

Speaker 3 But it turned into a full Facebook album. I don't want to do that again.
Okay. It was overwhelming.
It was scary. And then you lose track of the plot.
Like

Speaker 3 12 photos in. You're like, I don't know what the story I'm telling anymore.

Speaker 3 So I think we should keep it to around 10 to 12.

Speaker 1 10 to 12 if we have to.

Speaker 3 Well, you're good at, you'll go for a while and then do like a beautiful artistic dump where I'm like, if something happens to me, I'm like, we need to tell everybody.

Speaker 1 You know, that's so funny because that's how I think about you. I'm like, Hannah's so good at like, something happened, she got the photo, now put it out.
Do you want to know why?

Speaker 3 Forget about it. Because of my

Speaker 3 whatever my mental illness is.

Speaker 3 If I don't post it immediately, then I don't care anymore.

Speaker 1 Well, that's where I get to.

Speaker 3 Because, like, if I wait four days, I'm like, who cares about a New York Times article? No, that's how I am. Like, or who cares that I threw the first pitch? Like, I don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 We're on to the next one.

Speaker 1 I also think that has to do with like our own personalities of being extremely, maybe even sometimes too self-deprecating like we think like we do cool things all the time i do i do a lot of cool things sometimes when i put it on social media i'm like i'm not gonna brag that like i went and did this like we're so well yeah you're not gonna be like this is what i did yeah like we take ourselves so unserious well this is the thing also we're not posting to be like look at the shit we're doing yeah we're posting for the gigglers and the gigglers only.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Are the gigglers gonna laugh or not?

Speaker 1 No, honestly, sometimes I get so annoyed when like people from like who don't get it. Yeah, who aren't gigglers are like looking at my page and like commenting.
I'm like, it's not even for you.

Speaker 3 No, it literally feels like me and girls where someone goes, you don't even, they don't even go here. Yeah.
But the gigglers will just be like, hey, you're not getting it. That's okay.

Speaker 3 You don't get it. And that's fine.
If you want to do the research, do it. But we're not going to get offended that you don't understand like the culture.

Speaker 1 I think gigglers are really good at fighting in the comments because they're so polite and sarcastic.

Speaker 3 So polite and funny. Like, hey, sorry, baby, you didn't get it.

Speaker 1 And that's, and we love that for you and your specific journey.

Speaker 3 Well, because they're creating an energy in the comment section. Like, our comment section is a party and it's like someone comes in with bad energy and they're like, ooh, can I talk to you right now?

Speaker 3 Can I play a sign? Like, I don't want to do it in front of everyone. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing? You're embarrassing.
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Speaker 3 what the fuck are you talking about?

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Speaker 1 I got a lot of DMs. checking on my health and wellness this weekend because I was in a car with three blondes.
They had me surrounded.

Speaker 3 Wait, did you post about this? I did.

Speaker 1 I was in a car with three blondes and Persephone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I couldn't like say anything to my friends because like I don't think they would really get it But I'm like ha ha everyone's DMing me that you guys are all blonde and like whatever

Speaker 1 I was okay They're my friends from high school, which is funny to think are they real blondes? No, they're like I think they were they were blonde babies and then it went to like that mousy brown.

Speaker 1 They all get that same like mousy brown.

Speaker 3 You calling a girl mousy brown is so county. Like that was the meanest.
If Paige Zerbo was like, you know that girl has mousy brown hair,

Speaker 3 mousy brown is actually very in.

Speaker 3 Mousy brown.

Speaker 1 Mousy brown. Yeah, actually, you're so right because in high school, like, if someone said mousy brown, we'd be like, oh, big brown.

Speaker 3 It means like lackluster. Yeah, dusty.

Speaker 1 I said lackluster. Okay, well, they like then turned mousy brown.
And so then obviously, like, they're blonde. But my one girlfriend actually is a natural redhead, but she's a blonde.

Speaker 3 Okay, don't come for me like that. Don't come for me.

Speaker 3 I'm just listening to the story. You don't have to come for me.

Speaker 1 I don't even know where the story was going.

Speaker 3 Oh, well, everyone was messaging you.

Speaker 1 Everyone was messaging me, like, if I was kidnapped, like, no one believed that they were my actual friends. They were like, we've never, we've never heard of these people.

Speaker 1 And then someone was like, oh, my God, the Stephanie that you always talk about.

Speaker 3 Well, I do want to clarify. Stephanie is my favorite name for like a generic girl that we're joking about.
It's not actually that Stephanie. We love that Stephanie.

Speaker 3 But yeah, Paige has like other friends sometimes. And it comes out of nowhere.
She's like, she comes out of of nowhere nowhere. And she'll be like, My favorite memo who ever knew her.
I didn't say it.

Speaker 3 I didn't say it. No, but you said it before.
You're like,

Speaker 1 I will say, Stephanie does know me very well. Like, the night before her wedding dress shopping, she said, hey, so tomorrow,

Speaker 1 do you mind doing me a favor and just like be really nice?

Speaker 1 And I was like,

Speaker 1 no, she had been with me all week. I literally got home.

Speaker 3 You know how you've been? Can we not?

Speaker 1 Like how you are all the time when we're together. And I was like, being nice, like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 She's like, you know, just like when I walk out in a dress, like, you're very passionate about fashion. And I don't want you to be like, I hate it.

Speaker 1 And so, like, I actively was like, had to take a step back. And I was like, oh my God, would I have done that?

Speaker 3 Did you have fun say us saying yes to the dress?

Speaker 1 We had the best time. We had the best time.

Speaker 1 I don't want to shoot my own horn, but I think I picked her dress essentially because I said a certain style that I wanted her to try on. And she was like, I'm really not about that style.

Speaker 1 I love that. I really don't think it's going to look good on me.
And I was like, just try one. And then that particular style she did end up like picking.

Speaker 3 You do enjoy styling people.

Speaker 1 I do when there's no pressure.

Speaker 3 Pressure.

Speaker 1 No, like that. Like I could say freely, like

Speaker 1 story of my life and that and like try these on. Yeah.
And it wasn't like we had to pick the dress that day. And if we didn't, like, we were fucked.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 If we didn't find it, like, we would have had other days.

Speaker 3 So, not like my special

Speaker 1 hey, we're live in 20 minutes.

Speaker 3 What is Hannah wearing? I don't know.

Speaker 3 That was stressful. What a leave, Andrea, wear this.
Um, no, so I think that's like so intimidating, I think, to have like Stephanie trying stuff on and you sitting there.

Speaker 3 But I think, like, you being honest is the most important thing.

Speaker 1 No, I was definitely honest. Did she cry? So funny because

Speaker 1 she teared up a little. Our one girlfriend teared up a little.
Her mom obviously teared up a little. And then Stephanie looked at me and said, no one expected you to cry.

Speaker 3 Oh, they were having like a moment? Yeah, they were having like a moment. Well, sometimes crying does get contagious.
So they like, sometimes I'll start crying, but about something else.

Speaker 1 Also, in my head, I was like, this is a fashion experience.

Speaker 3 Like, I guess I'm crying in fashion.

Speaker 1 I was like, we've got 10 more dresses in 30 minutes. How are we we doing this? Like, there's no such thing.

Speaker 3 It's also like, I'm not a big happy crier.

Speaker 1 I'm not a happy crier at all.

Speaker 3 I've done it before, and it feels very weird. It feels like.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you the only time in my entire life that I can ever remember happy crying? Your wedding.

Speaker 3 You were drunk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, at your ceremony, I happy cry.

Speaker 3 I remember I like.

Speaker 3 I wanted to happy cry a lot of things. And like, you can kind of make yourself.
I fully happy cried when I got the Adidas Foot commercial

Speaker 3 That I was in like midtown living in Murray Hill called my mom and I said I got it. I'm gonna be a star.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think if I've like happy cried recently about like my own

Speaker 3 Self.

Speaker 1 No, no

Speaker 3 it's happy crying is weird because you're doing something that is about something sad, but you're so happy you're so happy that you're sad. Yeah, it's such a weird I don't like it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't like it at all.

Speaker 3 My wedding dress shopping, now that I think about it, if anyone forgot, we literally went to a strip mall in Long Island. The place doesn't even exist anymore.
No way. Yeah, it doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 And I just wanted to try on shapes. And the first dress I tried on, I was like, this is it.

Speaker 1 Well, Steven tried to do that too. The first dress she tried on, she was like, this is it.

Speaker 3 And I said, maybe.

Speaker 3 Maybe not. See, my nana was like that.
Yeah. But my mom is like me.

Speaker 3 I just was like, I'm not about to have a stressful. This is not going to stress me out.
I have other things going on right now.

Speaker 1 Oh, see, I can't wait for it. And here's the other thing.
No one's coming with me. It's me and Kim.

Speaker 3 And we have things to do. You've worked to do.

Speaker 1 I have work to do.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I used to love watching say yes to the dress.
I loved it too.

Speaker 3 Do they still do it?

Speaker 1 I think so. I don't know if that show's still on.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think anyone goes there anymore to that place.

Speaker 1 I think that place is like,

Speaker 1 it's been so many years now. It's not like the, I think that was like considered really cool back in the day, but I don't even ever hear of anyone talking.

Speaker 3 Times Feld's listening right now, feeling attacked. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 I just never hear anyone bring it up.

Speaker 3 Did you watch the VMAs?

Speaker 1 I watched like snippets.

Speaker 3 Honestly, I do feel like with these award shows, if you watch the clips after, you're fine. Well, here's the thing with the VMAs.

Speaker 1 It's basically a musical.

Speaker 3 Okay. You're so right.
Actually, they didn't have like any awards until like the end. It's a full musical.
It was a full musical.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 no shade, no hate.

Speaker 1 What did Katy Perry do this year that we were honoring her? Like, not again. No shade, no hate.
I love Katy Perry. She's created my whole hype.
So it's a period.

Speaker 3 So that was what she did. It was a Vanguard award of like your career overall.
Overall. So they're looking back at like who's fucking

Speaker 1 killed. Did I miss something?

Speaker 3 But you know, now that we're like kind of in the biz a little, I understand how like

Speaker 3 certain timing is good for people. Like it was good timing for her to push her new album coming out that she would even be wanting to be up for it.
Like, there's no rules to these awards.

Speaker 3 Here's the thing: everything's PR. Everything's PR.

Speaker 1 Everything's PR. Everything's made out.

Speaker 3 And granted, I think she did amazing.

Speaker 1 You know, when I realized everything was PR, this is years ago. I think I was at ABC News, and someone was going to be in Sexiest Man Alive.

Speaker 1 They were announcing who the sexiest man alive was like the next day. And I knew early for whatever reason.
And I said, oh my God, that's crazy. And they said, they have great PR.

Speaker 1 And I said,

Speaker 1 people didn't vote? Like, how? Like, that I think was like one of the moments that I realized everything in entertainment is PR. Wow.

Speaker 1 Like, it's very rare that you're getting a cover because like they really thought of you.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, they thought of you, but also there were people being like, she would be great because she does this, this, and this.

Speaker 3 And it's also like, hey, he'll do a photo shoot for this if you let this person have.

Speaker 1 And we'll help you. And we'll help you do this if you give it to them yeah what do you think is the pr behind ben and j-lo being seen together i think that's just them their own mental

Speaker 1 instability

Speaker 1 like isn't there like getting back together here's the thing not you but you can't relate to this but like how many times do you break up with someone and you're like well

Speaker 1 i think i got another couple months in me

Speaker 1 Or like you want to hook up with them again. Like they're in the public and they got kids.

Speaker 3 Don't really don't go public if you're seen. Don't go.
Yeah. Don't go to the Beverly Hills Hotel.
I think that was crazy.

Speaker 1 Have sex in the, in

Speaker 1 the house.

Speaker 3 Do you think they fuck?

Speaker 1 I think that's probably why they got back together. I bet they always had really good sex and it never dwindled.
And then when they got back together, it was right back to it.

Speaker 3 And that's why they got married so quick.

Speaker 1 They were probably like, see, we're like always connected.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 1 Also, I also just made all that up.

Speaker 3 You did. And I was like, no, you answered like I'm right a hundred times.
Because I think you are.

Speaker 3 My delusion. No, because I think you're psychic.

Speaker 1 I'm like, Hannah validated. I think you're psychic.

Speaker 3 Thank you. Sabrina and Barry Keogan.
Yeah. I'm going to say, as someone who loves the Irish man I support,

Speaker 3 Barry's not end all for her at all. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 I do think they got a lot of good press from it,

Speaker 3 but I think she's already passed it.

Speaker 2 Interesting.

Speaker 1 I saw a thing that he, he has a son.

Speaker 3 Yes. He had some crazy quote.

Speaker 1 And it said, we don't have like the typical father-son relationship. Yeah.
Because I think it had to do with like, he was saying he didn't have the typical father-son relationship.

Speaker 1 And someone tweeted and said, imagine if any woman who's ever given birth to a baby ever said that they don't have a typical relationship, how she would get

Speaker 3 canceled immediately.

Speaker 1 Her head chopped off and handed to you.

Speaker 3 It could have been like an out-of-context thing, but the quote sounded so crazy where he was basically like, my dad wasn't around, so like, I'm not around.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, he was basically like, I don't even know this fucking kid.

Speaker 3 He was like, it's just because of my stuff that it also, like, it had no details, so it made it just sound like, I'm not a dad. Like, other people are a dad.

Speaker 1 Also, this is the first time I've ever heard of him having a child.

Speaker 3 No, he has a full child. A full child.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But obviously, him having a child didn't

Speaker 3 encroach on his career. At all.
But someone's at home taking care of.

Speaker 1 the baby. Someone's, yeah.
Not at the VMAs.

Speaker 1 What did you think about Sabrina Carpenter singing the song about Sean Mendez and Camilla while they were there?

Speaker 3 Okay, I'm feeling loose today. Yeah.
I don't give a fuck about Sean Mendez. I don't either.
I don't have, I could be ovulating and I would not have sex with them anyway.

Speaker 1 A tiny

Speaker 3 bit of wetness.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go out on a limb and say he doesn't want to have sex with us.

Speaker 3 And I, you said it. I also thought he was in a cult.

Speaker 1 I think he is. So.
He was hanging out with a lot of long-haired people at one time. Which is very

Speaker 3 culty. Very cultivated.
Very culty.

Speaker 3 So, and they're not. They're in not a type of long,

Speaker 3 yeah. Is that just long

Speaker 3 extensions? It's not Mormon extensions.

Speaker 1 It's not Mormon extensions.

Speaker 1 The Mormon girls are like, let's come down there for two minutes. I'm obsessed with the Mormon girls.
I'm so obsessed with the Mormon mom taking.

Speaker 3 Oh, so it's continued?

Speaker 1 The show's over.

Speaker 3 I can't get it. It's the drama.

Speaker 1 Oh, the girls are fighting on TikTok. They're fighting, and I love it, and I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 3 The only thing that I really like about it is that they're all making the money for their households, and I feel like it's gonna change Mormonism forever because women are not supposed to have any power.

Speaker 1 I think one of the like backlashes that they're kind of like rising up against, like all the Mormons are basically saying to them, like, you're bad for our community.

Speaker 1 And they're just like, no, we're not.

Speaker 3 And it's like, no, we're not, because we can't be controlled by men anymore. Cause if they leave, guess what? We can, we have our own apartment.
We have our own house.

Speaker 1 The one girl, Jessie, is doing everyone's hair. So she's really like doubling cashing in.
Like, she's.

Speaker 3 But she's doing the extensions? she does all their extensions can she change them slightly per girl so i know the difference between each girl it's what they like it's what they like

Speaker 3 but that is such a good example of like when you you have a small community and that's all you see is beauty and you're like that's beautiful when it's like you know you could have it straight you don't have to be no i want one of them to cut

Speaker 1 like a Bob and not have a fuck ass Bob yeah like a fuck ass Bob not like the one Whitney cut like a fuck ass sharp, blunt Bob.

Speaker 3 Um, speaking of reality TV, do you know what's on Netflix that I highly recommend people watch? Unreal.

Speaker 1 Wait, I saw it. I'm too like a bro.

Speaker 3 But have you never watched it? No.

Speaker 3 Well, I watched Unreal before I did reality TV. Okay.

Speaker 3 And I kind of like blocked it out because I was like, that's silly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. I don't know if I could watch it then.

Speaker 3 I want you to try to watch the first. I think it kind of goes off the deep end, but the first season,

Speaker 3 the first season, it's it's about a producer's life on on the bachelor and it was made by people who produced the bachelor so it's like actually the closest thing that they could legally yeah

Speaker 3 yeah um but they do make like the reality tv people like seem like real bimbos um

Speaker 3 well

Speaker 1 where's the line where's the line but i think with like the bachelor franchise they do keep them so in the dark and gaslight the shit out here's the Bachelor is such a different animal than like...

Speaker 3 A competition show too. So basically, like there was just a clip that was on Netflix when you're like scrolling through.

Speaker 3 And it was basically the head showrunner being like in the back telling everyone like, okay,

Speaker 3 if you get a fight, like you get a raise.

Speaker 3 If you can get this girl to cry, you get a raise. And

Speaker 3 don't feed this girl and she'll start being bitchy in about two hours. And I'm like, that's what I did.

Speaker 3 No, literally.

Speaker 3 If Hannah doesn't have food in one hour and you bring this guy and tell her something mean she's gonna lose her mind literally lose her mind and i was like wait i feel so puppeteered daphne check how's daphana um

Speaker 3 okay

Speaker 1 so i told you when my brother came to visit and he accidentally locked her in the living room and so then she did the only thing that she could do and that was pee and poop on his head

Speaker 1 So Saturday morning, so my girlfriend stayed Thursday night and Friday night. And Friday night, they both slept in my room, like in my bed.
And I slept in the living room on the couch.

Speaker 1 Because I have this thing where like, I can't sleep in a room with people anymore.

Speaker 1 So that's the thing I'm dealing with.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 Because they were like, are you sure you don't want to sleep in your bed? And I was like, sorry, I actually don't want to be around you guys.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry, I have to be alone. So anyway, so I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room.
Kat's with me like all night, but she goes and she does her things at different hours.

Speaker 1 Like 11 a.m. Saturday morning, they come out of my room and they're like, oh my God, Daphne peed on the bed.
And I was like, what? I was like, oh, did you accidentally shut the door?

Speaker 1 And they were like, no, she literally jumped up on the bed, looked at us and peed.

Speaker 1 And so

Speaker 1 I love it so much. I think Daphne is doing this thing where like when she's ready for people to be

Speaker 1 gone, she's like, I'll pee on you.

Speaker 3 Well, I was going to ask you how she was dealing with like

Speaker 3 having other people in her territory.

Speaker 1 I think she was like, who are you?

Speaker 3 And this is mom's bed.

Speaker 1 I'm the owner of this house.

Speaker 1 Like, this is not your bed.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 1 she's too blonde.

Speaker 3 That's very naughty of her. Yeah.
It's naughty behavior, but it's her communicating in a way. Yeah.
You have to buy, because Catppus smells.

Speaker 1 I already sent it out.

Speaker 3 You did the, they'll spray. You have to do the whole thing.
I immediately sent it to the direct clip. Okay.

Speaker 3 So, butter, when I first went to college, she would go and shit in my room. Because she basically was like, where is she? But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 It's never to me. I'm never even around for her.

Speaker 3 It's almost like she's like, I'm defending my mom.

Speaker 1 Get out.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she literally was like, this is not right.

Speaker 3 You've overstayed your welcome. Yeah, she's like, it's Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 We do our things and you can't be here.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 So I'm like obsessed with her even more because I just feel like her personality truly is so me.

Speaker 3 They do kind of become their mom. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's just like, I've had it now. She's really, really.

Speaker 2 I like to just lay with my mom in peace.

Speaker 1 She's really perfect and beautiful.

Speaker 3 She's so perfect. And I think about her more than I should.

Speaker 1 You know, I think about her all the time.

Speaker 3 Speaking of girls I think about that need to be spoken about,

Speaker 3 Dakota Fanning. That should be a segment.

Speaker 1 Girls I think about that should be spoken about.

Speaker 3 I'm just speaking about it right now. Yeah.
Dakota Fanning. Let's bring her up.
Have you seen The Perfect Couple? I have. Yeah.
I think the first episode, it was bad.

Speaker 1 I think the whole series is probably not that great.

Speaker 3 Okay, thank you. I thought I was being gaslit.
Yeah. It's, it's, Nicole Kidman, for some reason, is working her little butt off.
Yeah. And she's amazing cast.
Amazing cast.

Speaker 3 I don't think the writing was good. Yeah.
And it was like a little corny. Yeah.
I mean, I couldn't get past the like opening scene where they're doing the dance.

Speaker 1 I didn't get that. Yeah.
They didn't even get that. They didn't get that.
They did an interview. They were like, we don't know.
Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were like, the director just said, hey, we're going to fit. And they were like, please no.
Someone tried to get their, called their agent and was like, I'm not doing a dance.

Speaker 3 Really? Yeah. Yeah, There was the second, you could tell they're all uncomfortable.
Yeah. They all do a, what's it called when everyone stands in like

Speaker 3 when they're someone's proposing and they do a

Speaker 3 and everyone's singing

Speaker 3 quartet?

Speaker 1 Wait, no, let me get this one. This, I can get this.

Speaker 3 When everyone's standing,

Speaker 3 everyone's standing. It's like we're

Speaker 3 flash mob. It's giving flash mob.
Thank you. I can never ever get flash mob.
Like, I'm over like 100.

Speaker 1 You said getting proposed to, and I thought, like, string quartet.

Speaker 3 So, anyway, it's not that good, but like, it's the kind of thing you'll get sucked into if you keep it on. 100%.

Speaker 1 And, like, I watch, I feel like a lot of things that aren't that good because I like certain people. Like, I'll watch Nicole Kidney.

Speaker 1 Pretty much do anything in a movie.

Speaker 3 So, but I do have to say, do you remember like when Dakota fanning first came on the scene as like Uptown Girls?

Speaker 3 How old is she? Seven?

Speaker 3 Like, I remember being like, she's a genius yeah she needs to be protected she's a star yeah then of course disappears yep and now she like no one's there hasn't even been like a an article about it she just kind of casually is appearing again one of my favorite movies of all time stars dakota fanning and it's called the secret life of bees oh yeah i read the book in middle school yeah correction Sorry, my mom read the book to me in middle school.

Speaker 1 It is one of the, talk about crying at a movie. Every time I watch that movie, I cry.
It is one of the best movies.

Speaker 1 I actually think, I feel like she doesn't do many like interviews, but I'd love to know about her parents because I feel like I want to know the whole story.

Speaker 1 It was probably one of the best things to like disappear. Yes.
Because that would have been the age where it was like, is she a drug addict?

Speaker 3 Is she going to do it? I want a documentary because then we're not even talking about. Then El Fanning comes out.

Speaker 1 Then El Fanning pops up.

Speaker 3 She's her own star.

Speaker 3 But then Dakota, this girl's clearly a genius freak in terms of acting. I want to know what's been going on.

Speaker 3 Also in it, I can't look away from her. She has these, she sells her.

Speaker 1 There's something very captivating about

Speaker 1 acting in anything. Like you're very focused when you're in the city.

Speaker 3 But I want her to be back back. Like I want her to be like starring.

Speaker 1 I want her to like take on

Speaker 1 Hollywood.

Speaker 1 Like I want her to be the next, like not the next because she was like probably, I would assume, more like famous before Jennifer Lawrence, but like that vibe of career.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, there was like a time where Jay Law was in everything and I loved it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, and then she was like, I need a break. I'm gonna take it out.
Let me take a second.

Speaker 1 No, we should do what Adele does.

Speaker 3 She works for a couple months, she takes a couple years off.

Speaker 1 She comes back. She does a show.

Speaker 3 Looks gorgeous.

Speaker 1 She says, This was insane. I'll be back in a year.

Speaker 1 Like, I really.

Speaker 3 I also want to talk about. Do you know who Juno Temple is?

Speaker 3 She's in Ted Lasso, which I didn't watch.

Speaker 3 She was in this movie about extraordinary. Yes.
Yes, I love her. I think she's the most talented person ever.
People don't talk about her enough. She's.
She's in Fargo. She's incredible.

Speaker 3 She's incredible. She's incredible.
I never saw Fargo. She's incredible.

Speaker 1 She's incredible in Ted Lasso.

Speaker 3 She's incredible. I think it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 I think June Zalzo is so easy.

Speaker 3 I saw her one stripper movie.

Speaker 1 I love a stripper movie. Send it to me.

Speaker 3 Just Juno Temple Stripper. Oh, my God.
She's so... She's funny.
She's great. I watched her on the carpet and she was like,

Speaker 3 She, again, another person that should be like bigger. She's talked about bigger, bigger, bigger.

Speaker 1 Something that you think about that should be talked about.

Speaker 3 I wrote, oh,

Speaker 3 I said, wouldn't it be funny if Jennifer Lawrence started dating Gypsy Rhode Blanchard's ex.

Speaker 1 Jennifer Lawrence is married with a child.

Speaker 3 Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez. Oh my God.

Speaker 3 Jennifer Lopez. Imagine if she walked out with him.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be honest, I'm really so happy that we're over like the Gypsy Rhodes Blanchard hype. It was really freaking me out for a minute.

Speaker 3 No, it was.

Speaker 3 I'm glad we didn't get caught up.

Speaker 1 We just, I would like to say we did not cause it.

Speaker 3 We did not get caught up. We look back on history.
We were not one of those people.

Speaker 1 We did not get caught up. And we

Speaker 1 don't go with the trends.

Speaker 3 We don't. Except for Capri's.
No.

Speaker 1 I love a Capri more than right now. We don't go with the trends.
And also,

Speaker 1 we don't do guests.

Speaker 3 We don't do murderer.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 guests. Look, she didn't.
She didn't actually do the murder, but there, and she was abused. It's a complicated thing

Speaker 3 that I actually think is not appropriate to just do a TikTok dance with immediately.

Speaker 1 And that's, and we'll leave it at that because I agree. We don't have the time.

Speaker 3 We don't have the capacity.

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Speaker 3 But also, are we like in award season?

Speaker 3 Like when did that happen?

Speaker 3 Because we're not nominated for any of this.

Speaker 1 When is the award season though?

Speaker 3 I think it was in the winter. Well, we had like two.
I think it was in the winter because of the strikes, maybe.

Speaker 1 No, I think it's always in the winter.

Speaker 1 I think the Emmys is in the beginning of the year.

Speaker 1 Because that shows start in September. Oh.

Speaker 1 So I think that's in the beginning because it's like what was last year.

Speaker 1 And then I think like the Oscars, the Grammys.

Speaker 3 What's the other big

Speaker 1 is in the winter.

Speaker 3 Isn't that summary? I want to get two more gripes about it. I want them to be more specific.
I want them to say, welcome to the Oscars.

Speaker 3 I know they probably say it, but I want them to say it multiple times, where it's voted for by who.

Speaker 3 And when they say the who is the academy or by the fan, like, tell me how people are getting the vote.

Speaker 1 Do you want a bio on each academy member who's voting?

Speaker 3 Maybe. Yeah.
Maybe. I just, I want to know.
It's like, I want to know the number.

Speaker 3 If we're going to do a play, play a sport, give me the rules. Yeah.
I don't like people just getting awards. I'm like, who got them?

Speaker 3 you want to see the judges what are their qualifications yeah i want to know who's voting because then i'm like oh well that tracks yeah that a bunch of old dudes yeah gave me like my queef joke yes got it a hundred percent because you can't you don't get it a hundred percent my other qualm is oh qualm oh Why are we do we have to say the number of award shows if it's not like a important number?

Speaker 3 Like I don't give a fuck that it's a 76th Emmy Award. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's interesting. I was going to piggyback off that.

Speaker 1 And like, when someone's nominated, sometimes they think it's like a tad bit rude to be like, and they were nominated eight times, but they've never won.

Speaker 3 It's like, okay,

Speaker 1 chill

Speaker 3 on it.

Speaker 1 Fucking chill out.

Speaker 3 I

Speaker 3 like you had to tell everyone.

Speaker 3 Someone wins and you're like, yay. And then they're like, it's

Speaker 3 the first time. Out of 47 years.
And everyone's like, ooh. Actually, kind of bad.

Speaker 1 And then you're like, did you even win it or did they give it? Because it's so embarrassing. You've been talking about it.

Speaker 3 Well, it does. It was happening to Leonardo DiCaprio, remember? Yeah.
They got to a point where we were like, we got to give it to you.

Speaker 1 Well, that's another example of people were saying that he pissed someone off about something. And that's why

Speaker 3 he didn't get over it. But obviously, it's all lush.

Speaker 3 Like, if you were making movies during Lord of the Rings, like, you're not winning. I don't care what you're doing.
Right, right, right. Whatever.

Speaker 1 I'd be livid. Imagine you're about, you're doing a movie and you're like, this is going to be so good.
And then you just hear that some fucking trilogy is coming out that year. I would.

Speaker 3 If a TV show is good, there's like multiple seasons. And once the Academy's on board with it, it's like, okay, so they're gonna win every fucking year.
Yeah. Like, like, that happened with like

Speaker 1 someone. Someone?

Speaker 1 We know it's happened. We just can't think of like immediately who it's happened to.

Speaker 3 To wrap up this episode, I have a fun game. Okay.

Speaker 3 You know, there's like this account called Puberty. I don't know.
It just like posts really random shit. Okay.
With no context. It says, top 15 most attractive hobbies for men to do to women.

Speaker 3 Women are drawn to these hobbies that suggest a man possesses skills and knowledge. I said, I would like to see if they hold up.

Speaker 1 I would love to see this list.

Speaker 3 Because hobbies in general,

Speaker 3 I'm out. Get a second job.

Speaker 3 You have time for it. In your 30s, you have a hobby.
I'm working hard enough. Get a job.
Also, hobby, like how depressed are you that you got a hobby?

Speaker 3 You know, like, no one gets a hobby when they're doing well.

Speaker 1 Wood quantifies a hobby.

Speaker 3 Like you're not making money and you do it for the love of it.

Speaker 1 How often are you doing a hobby?

Speaker 3 I feel like enough that you

Speaker 1 is taking an edible a hobby?

Speaker 3 No. Okay.
That's just a drug problem that I'm out.

Speaker 3 Okay, number one hobby that women find attractive that men do is reading.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry, if a man's reading.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 They had. Look, it was a trend with the whole hot men reading on the subway, which I think is tryhard.
I think they're fake reading. I think all the men are fake reading on the subway.
That's so.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No. I don't want my man reading.

Speaker 3 I don't want him to.

Speaker 1 I want to have to guess. Can he read?

Speaker 3 I feel like women who read are too smart and they would win arguments against me, and I don't want that.

Speaker 1 If they're going to read, I want them reading

Speaker 1 at their desk, on their phone, the New York Times.

Speaker 1 They skimmed it. They know what's going on in the news.
They're not getting on the subway and reading a fucking romance novel. I'll punch you in the face.

Speaker 3 Wait, men reading fiction. Ick.
Fiction is for the girls.

Speaker 1 It's not for you. Yeah.
Because you don't even have an imagination. No, I have no time to read it.
You know what's funny?

Speaker 1 One of my girlfriends. You should.

Speaker 1 One of my girlfriends this weekend asked

Speaker 1 70s mom. She was like, I know, like, you love reading.
Like, what are you reading? And I started laughing.

Speaker 3 I was like, she's joking.

Speaker 1 I was like, no one's ever asked me that.

Speaker 3 No, people have asked me.

Speaker 1 And I have to be like, I always say, The Great Gatsby.

Speaker 1 If you're in a pinch and you're in a pinch. But you know what's crazy? What did you just read?

Speaker 3 And you're like, The Great Gatsby. I buy a book a week.

Speaker 1 Are you? What do you do with them?

Speaker 3 I feel like I subconsciously, like, I'm like,

Speaker 3 it's like

Speaker 3 me googling Pilates Studios near me and not going. Like, it's a weird thing.

Speaker 1 Thank you. So I was because I just bought a shit ton of books for display.

Speaker 3 But all the same color. Yeah, I mean, they're real books, but like, I don't give a shit.
Like, I'll read a book on attachment styles. I, oh, you're doing self-help? Sometimes

Speaker 3 I put down a book in like the main living area that just says boundaries. And he was like, you can't.
People walk in and see that.

Speaker 1 Demi's guide to divorce.

Speaker 3 I like like certain like mental strength stuff, but like, I'm never going to read it. It's just fun to be like, if I need to, and if an emergency comes over, along

Speaker 3 read more my mom and dad read before my mom always read it they go to sleep and when I say oh I couldn't go to sleep last night she goes that's because you don't read my mom loves like like I love a period piece she loves like a period piece book like just watch a movie

Speaker 3 just watch Richard it okay most attractive hobby that men can do to women the way I'm saying that is weird

Speaker 3 men's most attractive hobbies to women to women foreign languages

Speaker 3 Okay. I think.
I'm going to give them that. Like, honestly, when Dez started speaking Mandarin.

Speaker 1 But not like, not like duolingo in the taxi.

Speaker 3 Other language.

Speaker 3 No, like you're in Italy and he just started to...

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. And he didn't even tell you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's like, don't worry. We go this way.

Speaker 3 I actually dated a guy who lied a lot. I love those.
And he

Speaker 3 in high school, but his thing was he was trying to, his parents were really religious and he would hide me from them, which is kind of hot. And he

Speaker 3 was hiding that he was spoke another language. Like, I guess he wanted to be like just American.
And he was like on the phone speaking another language. And I was like, Do you speak another language?

Speaker 3 He was like, No.

Speaker 3 And I was like,

Speaker 3 What? I literally just heard you. And he's like, No.
And my parents once were like, Do you speak? And he's like, No. And I'm like, This motherfucker.
He's a spy. He's a spy.
That guy was a spy.

Speaker 3 Oh, he was talking to. You've been hanging out with Craig too much.

Speaker 3 Foreign languages, hot. Okay, and this is where they lose me.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Playing an instrument.

Speaker 3 Is there any

Speaker 3 is there any instrument the guy plays that you'd be like, that's kind of hot? The recorder.

Speaker 3 Actually, the fingers would be kind of hot. I'm like, oh, he's fast.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 I'm not a creator. Well, you hate music.
In that sense, I'm not like, I don't know. I'm too like.

Speaker 3 Honestly, when he's too skinny, I'm too real to be with someone who plays an instrument. I do have to say, musicians, I prefer athletes because musicians are like in their head.

Speaker 3 They have like emotions. I used to date a guy who would leave voicemails of him playing music to me.

Speaker 3 At the time I was like, drier than the Sahara. I thought it was love.
Okay, this I can agree with, cooking. Yeah.
But I don't want them to talk about that they do it. I just want them to do it.

Speaker 1 Well, I feel like as you get older, that... takes a different form.
In my 20s, if someone was like, I'll make you this meal, I'd be like, ick, gross. You're so weird.
Trying to.

Speaker 1 Now in my 30s, if it's like, we're really busy, oh i'll whip something up for dinner

Speaker 3 amazing amazing

Speaker 3 on uber eat marries a chef because i'm gonna say it chefs are fucking insane yeah they're all crazy yeah

Speaker 3 i'm like she she chose her love language which was food yeah and i respect that like but i heard if you marry a chef you're never eating their cooking they're never cooking at home oh

Speaker 1 it's kind of like us are we making no we're making jokes

Speaker 3 it's like community it's like i go you gotta pay for that you gotta pay for that joke

Speaker 3 i'm not giving you a fucking joke.

Speaker 3 I was gonna say, my biggest pet peeve is when guys would, like, find out I play tennis, and they'd be like, I bet you I could beat you at tennis.

Speaker 3 Or, like, they find out I do comedy, and they're like, oh, like, I could do comedy. Yeah.
It's like, I don't go to your accounting job and go, I could do your accounting job.

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Woodworking? No. No.
Woodworking is like, did you Google how to make girls want to fuck me? No.

Speaker 1 Let the Amish have one thing.

Speaker 3 Okay. Also, like, there's no way you're doing it as well as, like, a professional.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 And if you are a woodworker, you're a Nepo baby.

Speaker 1 Now, my ideal to woodworking would be like if you can put something together from Ikea and not complain. Yeah.
That's my version of it.

Speaker 3 If I can buy something really shitty on Amazon that like all the pieces don't match and you put it together and you don't bitch about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you're like, I just got to run to the hardware store. Fine.
Hot.

Speaker 3 But to be a woodworker, you know how long it takes to woodwork? No. That's like years.

Speaker 3 On one table.

Speaker 1 If you give me a birdhouse, I'll throw it in the dirt.

Speaker 3 I've never heard you say that kind of sentence. Painting, no.
No. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 Writing.

Speaker 1 Painting is for me and my iPad.

Speaker 3 My mental health is. Painting?

Speaker 3 I do have to say, it's hot when Des

Speaker 3 goes he goes to the he's so cute. You just love him.
Wait, I'm obsessed. He goes to the coffee shop shop in the morning while I'm asleep.
Stop. And he has a little notepad

Speaker 3 where he writes joke ideas while he drinks coffee. That's just chicken scratch.

Speaker 3 It's not full sentences. He just ideas.

Speaker 3 And then he tries it on stage at night.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 3 And the columns? No. You know what's funny? Every now and then I'll look and I'll see his cute little funny ideas.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then he once was like, hey, there's a notebook that like you have some like serious stuff.

Speaker 3 You ever have like a therapist be like write down how you're feeling, and you're like, the world is so dark.

Speaker 3 He was like, you should probably, you should probably, like, take out that page because someone might read it. Because it was like an insane.
I wrote like something insane. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 I was like, I'm going to, you know, it was

Speaker 3 dark. Put it in the book.
So Jes has like cute stuff where mine is like, I hate everything.

Speaker 1 The world is dark. Like, what is my purpose?

Speaker 3 What

Speaker 3 is drive?

Speaker 1 And who has it?

Speaker 3 Gardening?

Speaker 1 I like. Yeah, I'm not mad mad at gardening.

Speaker 3 I'm not for some reason.

Speaker 1 Because then again, you are benefiting from the food that will be picked.

Speaker 3 Yes, also, I like when men create. Men love to destroy.
Yeah. I know I've been talking good about this this episode, but now I need to grab some reality check.
I walk into the kitchen, and he has

Speaker 3 a crazy thing in the kitchen that's not supposed to be in the kitchen, just like on the kitchen table. And it's, I go, what is that? And he goes, it's a buzz saw, like a little buzz saw.
And he was

Speaker 3 losing me. Like a little What the fuck is a buzz saw?

Speaker 3 Chris, what is it called?

Speaker 3 A buzz saw? You're referring to it as a buzz saw. Yeah, it's a buzz saw.
It's like a little, it's like

Speaker 3 to cut a tree. Did everyone just learn what a buzz saw was at some point in their lives and looking at me like I'm crazy? It was

Speaker 3 to cut trees, basically. Like it's a like a cutter thing.

Speaker 1 So a saw?

Speaker 3 Not a saw, but like it's an electric saw. Oh.
And it's like a gun. It was like an electric gun saw.
Basically the most.

Speaker 1 Are you saying buzz because it's electric and that's the sound it makes? Yeah. Do people call it that?

Speaker 3 I think they call it a buzz saw. Let's see what comes up with it.

Speaker 1 I don't think...

Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever heard buzz saw.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 3 No. I doubt that's what they're saying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, an electric saw.

Speaker 3 Electric saw. Okay.
Freaks.

Speaker 3 But it's not such a man thing to have a gun electric saw. Anyway.
Yeah. So he's using it to cut

Speaker 3 some branches that are on the deck. And I'm like, you can use a scissor.
Like, this was so aggressive so aggressive they love destroying things yeah like it's it's never creating okay

Speaker 3 swimming

Speaker 3 I like it because it tires them out yeah I'm not I'm not mad at that swim this I hate okay photography I hate it

Speaker 1 I hate it you're not a photographer you're not you're not you're not and if you just picked it up get out of here if you just yeah well it's it's

Speaker 3 I feel like with

Speaker 3 they just like buy expensive things and think they can click click. We're like women, we have a vision.
We like sense the energy of the room. Like I want a gay photographer or a female photographer.

Speaker 1 You can't get my shoes in the picture.

Speaker 1 That's another thing.

Speaker 3 Straight men cannot take photos.

Speaker 3 How are they becoming professional photographers? They're not.

Speaker 1 They're not.

Speaker 3 Hiking, we know how we feel about that. Archery,

Speaker 3 was this medieval times?

Speaker 1 I'm actually not mad about it. Archery?

Speaker 3 If he was like, oh, I got to go arch with my friends.

Speaker 1 One time I dated a guy who loved jiu-jitsu.

Speaker 3 Okay. My brother did that.

Speaker 1 I wasn't mad at that either. I wasn't very passionate about it.

Speaker 3 I wasn't mad, but like, I do think they're all making out.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 They're like rolling around, touching each other's butts. I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 They're all entangled together.

Speaker 1 I'm not mad at the archery because it's like...

Speaker 3 Old money.

Speaker 1 It's giving a little money.

Speaker 3 It's giving old money. You have to have like a lawn.

Speaker 1 It's giving like quail hunting.

Speaker 3 Yes. Pigeon.
Yeah. But I don't like when they kill things.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Finally, traveling. That's not a hobby.
That's not a hobby. That's not a hobby.
So anyway, puberty, do better. And men, just like

Speaker 1 get jobs.

Speaker 3 Get a job. Figure it out.

Speaker 3 We have Atlantic City coming up, which we have some tickets available because Atlantic City, people don't live there. Okay.
It's like a party town. Nice.
So like...

Speaker 3 I highly recommend if you live near the area, go. It's in this crazy casino.
It's going to be wild.

Speaker 1 This is our first casino.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Grace, what other places are we do we have? CC

Speaker 3 that's that's not sold out.

Speaker 3 Sorry.

Speaker 3 Newark. Come on Newark girls.
Come on Newark. Come on.
Fly to Newark and come to the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you didn't get tickets to New York, you could go to its cousin, Newark.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, Madison. We had another show.
Badgers, don't embarrass me now, Badgers. Milwaukee, we have some.

Speaker 1 I can't fucking wait to go to Madison, Wisconsin. I've never been more excited to visit a place in this country, in the middle of the country, in my life.

Speaker 1 If I don't get a cheese curd upon touchdown, I'll lose it.

Speaker 3 I'm so excited that you're excited about Wisconsin. I think we're going when it's cold, which is it's cold and wisdom.
End of October, it'll still be, it'll be cold, but it won't be too cold.

Speaker 3 Okay, we love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us, and we'll talk to you later.
Bye.

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