Giggling about tour, team sports, and MomTok

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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What is up my get-setting gigglers?

Speaker 2 Get it just setting with the G.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were just so tired.

Speaker 2 No, y'all. Okay.
No. Y'all.
Y'all. We're saying y'all because we don't have a time to say you guys.

Speaker 1 And because we're in the south.

Speaker 2 We're in the south. When you say y'all, you save so much time in your life.
I saved like 40 minutes yesterday.

Speaker 2 We are in Durham, but we have had five shows in three days. And honestly, I'm feeling rejuvenated.

Speaker 1 That's crazy because I almost passed out on stage at the second Atlanta show. And I want to know if anyone, I wonder if anyone picked up like my whole mood changed.

Speaker 2 I know your mood changed, but like sometimes with the Q ⁇ A, like we were having trouble hearing one girl, so I thought you were just having trouble hearing her.

Speaker 1 I was having trouble hearing, but I also was having trouble seeing.

Speaker 2 I kind of loved that you could not hear or see or talk. And I was like, you seem normal.

Speaker 2 But she walks off stage and you go, I'm literally going to faint, which you've done multiple times. Multiple times.

Speaker 1 Well, I felt so bad because when we ended the second Atlanta show, like we hug and then we usually like turn and like say bye to everyone.

Speaker 1 And I ran off because I was like, I'm I'm gonna fall to the ground.

Speaker 2 I was overcompensating because I was like that looked kind of county. So then I was like I was touching everyone in the front row.

Speaker 2 I was like holding I was basically giving my phone to everyone the front row because I was holding like something else in my other hand. And I was backstage like

Speaker 1 vomiting.

Speaker 2 Well, I went out and I was like

Speaker 2 you have an e and then we like were arguing about if you had a quesadilla or not.

Speaker 1 I had a quesadilla and then she literally like a true Italian mother she force fed me a banana.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I forced her a banana. But look look, that was after five shows.
Honestly, for 4.87

Speaker 2 shows, you were incredible. Oh, this has been child labor for sure.

Speaker 1 And I thought I was doing good because I've been drinking my Stanley. I've been taking my vitamins.

Speaker 1 I think what also happens is

Speaker 1 when we do live shows, I love doing live shows and they're so much fun, but I actually get so nervous before and I don't think anyone would like pick up on it.

Speaker 1 So I think I like stress my own body out with like being nervous to go on stage in front of like 2,500 people.

Speaker 2 That's like when like runners, you're like, why didn't he win? He's faster. But it's like his nerves were so intense that like his body just like couldn't compete.

Speaker 1 So like when I'm up on stage, I'm scared the whole time.

Speaker 2 I feel like you're nervous the first six minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that but last night for whatever reason, I just felt like, I don't know, I don't know if it's because we were in Atlanta and I was like, oh my God, this is like a lot of people.

Speaker 1 And like, we're in Atlanta. Like, perfect.
You have to be good.

Speaker 2 The Hollywood of the South.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I don't know if that's like what it was.

Speaker 2 I'm going to tell you what it was. Your high pony was too tight.
No.

Speaker 1 My high pony was way too tight.

Speaker 2 I think you literally cut off circulation to your body.

Speaker 1 Because it happened when I crossed my legs.

Speaker 1 Like, no, literally, like four minutes after I, like, got into a different position and crossed my legs, I was like, oh, maybe I'm cutting off my circulation.

Speaker 2 Also, by the way, Paige sits the entire time.

Speaker 1 No, I sit the entire time because I shake like when I'm holding the microphone. And so, like, getting up is not an option for me.
I'm like, too nervous.

Speaker 2 But the gigglers have all... First of all, everyone looks gorgeous.
And I have been getting messages being like, what do we wear on tour? Paige and I go off.

Speaker 2 Like, we're, you, no one will ever be overdressed because

Speaker 2 Paige wore a belt as a skirt one of the nights and not sitting outfits, as you said.

Speaker 1 No, I've been wearing standing outfits, which is my own fault.

Speaker 2 She's wearing like house-to-car outfits, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm wearing shoes that are

Speaker 1 car-to-table shoes.

Speaker 2 Yes, and I wore a terry cloth hooded corset. Nobody anticipated that.

Speaker 1 No, that was

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 2 well then I I some girls can like it's like girls who could pull off hats can pull off hoods wait interesting I've thought about this a lot I have like even though my head looks big I actually have a small head so I don't even get to have a cute it looks big anyway it's not so I put a hood on I look like a sperm yeah you never wear a baseball hat to like the airport no I also feel like if I'm trying to be like cool and incognito, more people look at me when I have a hat on because they're like, that girl looks stupid in that hat.

Speaker 1 See, I don't know what it is about the airport. I can't go to the airport without a baseball hat.
I feel exposed. And I feel like it also partly keeps my head warm.

Speaker 2 You look so chic in your baseball hat.

Speaker 1 I love wearing a baseball hat. My mom hates when I wear one.

Speaker 1 And I love them. I think they can be so cute and they're just easy.
And at the airport, like,

Speaker 1 no, you need it. It like helps when you're trying to sleep.
You like pull it down. You can't see anyone.

Speaker 2 I put

Speaker 2 my headphones on with wires so everyone knows I'm listening to something even when I'm not. Also, Paige,

Speaker 2 the first flight, I'm like taking down my bag and my

Speaker 2 wired headphones get stuck in my wheel. In her wheel.
And she's looking at me like, are you fucking kidding me with your fucking wheel? This is a bit that's gone too far.

Speaker 1 No, I was like, I'm gonna have to rip the headphone.

Speaker 2 And then you took your long ass fingers and you somehow like undone it.

Speaker 2 Even though everyone's like, three seconds before we had to like walk off. Yeah, I was so scared.
I was like, everyone's going to yell at us. I was so scared.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, I think this show is better than last show.

Speaker 1 I think it is too, because

Speaker 1 I think it's more niche,

Speaker 1 but I think it's more girly.

Speaker 2 Well, we've evolved. I feel like the first show, I loved so much, and I really was like, I don't think we can beat it.
And then now we're just like, we've grown, we've learned,

Speaker 2 we've, we know what works, and we have so many more inside jokes. Like, it's just like, and I feel like the gigglers also are just like stronger.

Speaker 1 No, it, it has been so much fun, and it has been.

Speaker 2 We just started the tour like crazy. Like, it wasn't like, oh, let's do like one show.

Speaker 1 No, it was like six shows, boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and we have one more tonight.

Speaker 1 And I hate every airport.

Speaker 2 I just think every airport's the same, and I don't even process the airport. I'm just like, I'm in another airport, I'm in another hotel.

Speaker 1 I do want to say, even though we have been on tour and we've been in four cities, we've we've done six shows it has not kept me from my personal shows

Speaker 1 oh i know which i'm very impressed by i finished the entire season first season of secret lives of mormon moms mormon wives whatever paige thought paige grace thought it was i'm calling all butter i'm calling everyone the wrong name grace thought it was a documentary so she started watching it and was like this is reality tv it's a full reality tv show yeah what are your thoughts i have so many many and I know we do have some Mormon gigglers and I'm not trying to no but the Mormon gig they get it.

Speaker 1 I'm not trying to alienate a religious group by any means. You guys are in a cult and it's so scary.

Speaker 1 Here's what I think is what I relate to it and what I think is the scariest part.

Speaker 1 Obviously I grew up very like went to a Catholic school my whole life like grew up a little bit more conservative and so like I know the shame I have around like sex that like it takes you in your 20s that you have to almost like have a conversation with yourself like you're not a bad person if you like have sex with people yeah

Speaker 1 and so to watch these girls be in their like they're in such a range of their 20s and have like no have such shame around sexual activity even with their marriage yeah and kids like they're not allowed to like bring up certain things in front of their husbands or like talk about things with their friends throw me in that house for 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy because it's like the generational trauma that is

Speaker 2 But you know what's crazy too? I feel like when you're suppressed you're like worse.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like a kid who didn't have candy as a kid when they finally realized they could eat candy and they just like overdose So it's like these girls. I don't I didn't watch it.

Speaker 2 Okay When you were on the plane, I was watching on the side and I was like, why is Whitney crying in the first episode?

Speaker 1 I totally get like second season, third season crying like I'll do it all day first episode crying is wild behavior wild behavior also like there's one girl I can't even remember her name she had a baby when she was 16 and then she married the guy and he was like four years older than her and I was like Do the math.

Speaker 1 Is anyone talking about how that's pedophilia? Like you can't have a baby at 16 with someone in your 20s.

Speaker 2 Also more importantly, they all have the same hair extensions, like the same waved, like it's the same from the same horse or whatever they get.

Speaker 1 I don't know what that is. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 They all look exactly the same to the point that in one of the early episodes that I was watching from Over Your Shoulder, they're wearing sweatshirts with their names on it, so you can identify them differently.

Speaker 1 If you are casting a show, it took me a long time to get everyone's name because I was like, they all look the same.

Speaker 2 And I don't know if they're all like kind of related. I don't want to throw that out there, but like they all have like a similar look, except like the one girl has short hair, which is Whitney.

Speaker 1 Some of them, I'm not sure if they know that their husbands are gay.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure the husbands know that they're gay. It's very,

Speaker 1 it's so crazy. And then there's this one girl.
She's married to,

Speaker 1 he has crazy eyes. Like you can tell, you know how you, have you been seeing that thing on TikTok where you can tell a guy's a narcissist by a smile?

Speaker 2 Have you seen that? If he has like space above his eyes.

Speaker 1 It's like they have like different, like their eyes are dead. Like you're looking at them and it looks like there's no emotion behind their eyes.
Yeah. This guy

Speaker 1 going to be on an episode of Snap. He is one of the scariest people on reality TV.
I think I've ever like witnessed.

Speaker 2 So producers are happy.

Speaker 1 Producers are jumping for joy at Hulu.

Speaker 2 Well, also, these girls are not just like people that they approach. Like these girls were trying to be famous.
They kept calling it mom talk. Yeah.
And I thought they were saying mom talk.

Speaker 2 And I was like, is this a new episode of Summerhouse?

Speaker 2 I thought they all had one.

Speaker 1 TikTok that they posted from that was called Mom Talk. No, it was just like a trend of moms posting videos.

Speaker 2 So they're all trying to get famous through that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but they keep being like the essence of mom talk. I was like, no one actually.

Speaker 2 You guys made this up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like this is not, no one gives a fuck about mom talk.

Speaker 2 Work on the white salamander shit. I've looked into it.

Speaker 2 It's it's wild stuff, but you also feel like these girls, they're ready to do good TV because they've been, they're like, okay, we're from TikTok.

Speaker 1 They're wearing it out. They're saying everything.

Speaker 2 This is our time to shine. We're on like real TV.
This isn't TikTok. And they're going hard.
But

Speaker 1 it's kind of so scary. And then like the main girl, her name's Taylor and I'm Team Taylor.
She cries the whole time because like her, first of all, her mom is so mean to her.

Speaker 1 I, I want to be like, you're the reason she's like this. You've literally shamed her for every decision she's ever made.

Speaker 2 Is she is this after her everyone was swinging?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And there, she, there's not even the swingers aren't even on the show.
She's the only swinger. It's all like these other girls that are just Mormons and moms.

Speaker 2 It's also so funny because it's like if you all just stopped being so upset that someone had an orgasm, like we all could just go about our lives.

Speaker 1 Here's the one interesting thing. So they don't drink alcohol.
They're not supposed to drink coffee.

Speaker 2 But they can do Adderall, which is crack cocaine.

Speaker 1 So like around their town in Utah, there's all like soda shops. So they go into these different soda shops.

Speaker 2 Like the 1920s. Yes.

Speaker 1 And they get these massive sodas with all these different sugars and like things in them because that's like their stimulation.

Speaker 1 And that alone, I'm like, you guys need to figure it out.

Speaker 1 But I will say, if there was a soda shop in New York City, I probably would frequent it because I do love soda. But I'm allowed to drink coffee and apples.

Speaker 2 Can I just shout out? I'm one of those people, like, because I'm not that into drinking right now. I will order a $14 mocktail.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And like the people I'm with will be like, do you want another one? And I'm like, no.
And they're like, have another one. I'm like, I can handle one 40.

Speaker 1 And it's like a Starbucks refresher.

Speaker 2 I'm not getting another 40. I'm not spending $50

Speaker 1 on juice tonight. No, it's crazy.
And then they all go to Vegas for like a cast trip, whatever. And the one girl, they're all going to Chippendale's.

Speaker 1 And the one girl's husband tells her that if she goes to the Chippendale show, she will be single. He will divorce her.
And it'll be really hard for her to be a single mom.

Speaker 1 She, like, it's just the cra, I'm like, how is your mom not watching this and immediately yanking you out of your own home with your husband?

Speaker 2 No, because the most important thing is them having a husband, which

Speaker 1 is fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 Talk about the opposite of decentering men.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing: they are all the breadwinners in their home. What? Yes, every single one of them.

Speaker 1 What? Some of their husbands don't even fucking work.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 If that you could not

Speaker 1 two seconds in that fucking test.

Speaker 2 If I've bought everything in the house, you're fucking cleaning, bro. No, mama's been working.

Speaker 1 Like, I'd be like, get out of my house.

Speaker 2 Well, that's actually so interesting because the Mormon religion, the women were just caretakers.

Speaker 2 And because of technology, they have now like started this new group of women who make money accidentally from just being interesting.

Speaker 1 And I will say, some of the women are married to men that like, it doesn't seem like that's the norm in their house. Like, they don't seem controlling and they don't whatever.

Speaker 1 But, like, as i'm watching this and as i watch like certain things that are like this where it's like a documentary or whatever rather than like thinking about oh i wonder what i would have been like if i grew up like this or like this was my life i relate it more to like me having a daughter and being like oh my god i hope like my daughter never i need to like teach my daughter x y and z like if you're the breadwinner you're fucking in charge if you want to have sex at a normal fucking age

Speaker 1 here's how you do it. Some of these girls didn't know how to have sex when they got married.
Like that's

Speaker 1 mind-blowing.

Speaker 2 Because yeah, they're not talking to each other because they're judging each other if someone knows something.

Speaker 1 I could not stop thinking that like they all have like 10 fucking kids. What is your daughter going to think when she sees

Speaker 1 you just hysterically crying because her dad is a fucking psychopath? Like it just I think it's

Speaker 2 on it?

Speaker 1 No, the kids aren't on it, which I think is best. I don't think that they should be on it.
Yeah. It's too, they're actually talking about some of the craziest shit.

Speaker 1 Like, it's way more serious than I think people think because, like, it is a reality show.

Speaker 1 And it's like, no, these women are actually, most of them, it feels like they have, what's that syndrome where you fall in love with your kidnapper?

Speaker 2 Munchausen. No.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to say Munchhausen.

Speaker 1 Well, because, like, they're like, no one's ever loved me like this.

Speaker 2 Because no, you've even seen that. Because you've never met anyone.
You've never met anyone.

Speaker 1 You literally married him at 17. Yes.

Speaker 2 No. Wait, so it's different than the Salt Lake City housewives because these are like young girls.

Speaker 1 They range from like 21 to like 30.

Speaker 2 Is Salt Lake City Housewives Mormon?

Speaker 1 Not all of them are even Mormon.

Speaker 2 They're not even Mormon.

Speaker 1 And they're like, I feel like housewives of Salt Lake City are like Mormon-ish.

Speaker 2 Well, do they talk about the thing where they put the penis in the armpit?

Speaker 1 What the fuck is that? No.

Speaker 2 It's called, we've talked, we talk about this every episode.

Speaker 1 Penis in the armpit?

Speaker 2 Instead of sex, they do all these things. So they put a guy's penis in their armpit with loot.

Speaker 1 And they jerk him off.

Speaker 2 And they like let him, or they'll do the, what's it called where you bounce on the bed?

Speaker 1 Soaking.

Speaker 2 Soaking. They do the soaking.

Speaker 2 And it's so hard because like I'm from Brooklyn, New York, a bunch of hippies who like at four years old, they were like, you can have two dads and like sex sex is beautiful.

Speaker 2 So like I really have a hard time comprehending it.

Speaker 1 No, it is and like that's why I said like I'm not like I'm not naive to growing up like conservative and being taught like when I was in high school you were just taught sex is bad.

Speaker 1 You don't do it till you're married. Like that was the overall arching message in my brain like you don't have sex.
It's you're like a bad person if you do it too young.

Speaker 2 Use a condom. That's all I was like told like use a condom.
Yeah. Be safe.

Speaker 1 And so theirs is just like such an extreme. And it's like the shame you must have around like your own self and your own body must be so unbearable.
I couldn't, I couldn't imagine.

Speaker 2 And it's all just inflicted by their social norms.

Speaker 1 And here's the other thing one of the girls said in the show that I don't think anyone's like bringing attention to.

Speaker 1 Whitney was like yelling at Taylor for something and she said the phrase,

Speaker 1 you're giving I.D. Goff energy.
And I go, What the fuck is ID Goff energy? And then I thought about it, and it was

Speaker 1 the acronym, like, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 But she said it out, and I was like,

Speaker 1 You guys need to be stopped.

Speaker 2 That's the most fucked up thing that's happened on the show so far.

Speaker 1 I'm calling the police. Like, and I was like, oh, maybe that's a Gen Z thing, but she's 30.
And I was like, okay, bitch. No, like, you can't go around saying ID Goff.

Speaker 2 Like, that's where we have to put our foot down. Like, that's where I'm drawing the line.
I watched a crazy documentary about Hope Solo on Netflix.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I think it's an untold.
So Hope Solo was basically the face of women's soccer. And then she just like disappeared.

Speaker 1 Well, didn't she get arrested?

Speaker 2 She was arrested. There was some shit that went down, but it's like her story.
Okay. First of all, she's gorgeous and like such a badass, has like the sweetest little voice.

Speaker 2 And she's not putting herself like she's putting putting this on to be like sweet like like old videos she talks she talks like this i hope so though but she's like six two and like

Speaker 2 like a beast on the incredible athlete

Speaker 2 so she has this crazy story that like her mom and dad divorced and then her dad became homeless okay so she was literally like playing soccer and one day they were like there's a man in the woods and he says he's your dad and she was like dad

Speaker 2 and she like

Speaker 2 but she was very like loving about it like he would just go to to all the games. Like, she got him a sweatshirt.
And, like, she just, like, was, she's still, like, proud.

Speaker 1 Like, she would leave tickets for every game in case he came.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, he just supported her, but, like, he was clearly going through.

Speaker 2 Look, there's a lot of things they didn't talk about. Yeah.
But, like, that's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, I need a little more context. But she was like, yeah, my dad was homeless, but like, so good at cheering on the sidelines.
And I'm like, I feel like there's more to that.

Speaker 2 But she didn't come from a lot of money, and she ended up getting promoted.

Speaker 2 And she gets all the way to like the World Cup or something and they finally put her in.

Speaker 2 Like they finally put her in to be the starting goalie and she's doing amazing and she gets all the way to the finals and the

Speaker 2 the girls basically tell the coach they don't want Hope Solo to be a goalie in the game. They want the older goalie to like finish her career in the final game.
And Hope is like,

Speaker 2 I got us here. Yeah.
Why would you put a goalie that's not as good as me in? For the final game. For the final game.
Okay, I'm on Hope's section, and then they lose in the finals, yeah.

Speaker 2 And Hope is very

Speaker 2 she speaks her mind, yeah.

Speaker 2 So, she basically was like, I told you, like that girl's not as good as me, they shouldn't have put her in. Like, she said it in an interview, something along those lines, yeah.

Speaker 2 And, like, we've all been loosey-goosey on an interview before, and like

Speaker 2 she was speaking her truth, she spoke her truth, but like, I didn't play a team sport, probably for a good reason, but like, team sports.

Speaker 2 Team sports,

Speaker 2 Team sports, it's like it's the team is number one.

Speaker 1 Organized, fun, little eerie.

Speaker 2 It's giving Mormons. It's giving more men.
Giving Mormons. Team sports are cults.
But it was very like the team comes first.

Speaker 2 You don't talk individually or bash a teammate or a coach, which like I, that's like what they believe. Camaraderie.
Camaraderie, which is a cute idea.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So.

Speaker 2 But also.

Speaker 1 If you're a bitch, I'm going to say you're a fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 So she just felt like the team turned on her, went behind her back, like didn't put her in and then everyone loses and she was just upset after she did that the team basically like X's her out like just

Speaker 2 you're done

Speaker 1 she's not your friend

Speaker 2 they get a new coach and eventually they try to mend the relationship and get her back on the team oh she legit got kicked off the team it was like no one was talking to her it was like really weird but soccer is weird because it's like they have their own local teams then every couple years they do the United States team I don't know all the soccer shit it's very confusing so she's back.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 she basically gets

Speaker 2 she blows up. Like no one knows about men's soccer.
All they know is about women's U.S. soccer.
Hope Solo is everywhere. Yeah, I remember this.
And she's like amazing.

Speaker 1 But like 2008, I feel like.

Speaker 2 Yeah, 2008 to like, honestly, 2015. Okay.
So she's just killing it. And she basically says, I found out something I wasn't supposed to find out.

Speaker 2 And basically, there was like an email chain saying like how much money the girls were making and she wanted something to be paid but basically the women were making like less than a teacher salary yeah and they were like the face of soccer and the men were getting paid like millions of dollars and they like were probably losing and they were losing yeah so hope solo basically like gets her lawyer and lawyers up and is like guys we have to fight title iX like for us to get paid more this is a perfect example of the wage gap I once had a guy tell me that the wage gap wasn't real and asked me if I looked it up online and I was like, have you, you fucking weirdo?

Speaker 1 But that's a perfect example. They're doing the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 Well, also they're getting more ticket sales. They're getting more exposure.
Like

Speaker 2 people are just were obsessed with it. And

Speaker 2 at the time, the U.S. men's soccer team wasn't doing as well.
So anyway, she finds out and clearly she's an outspoken person and but how U.S. soccer, they're very powerful, she was saying.

Speaker 2 Like they're kind of like, if you don't go with my rules, we will fuck you.

Speaker 1 The U.S. soccer team is Mormon?

Speaker 2 And yes. So they're like, wait, it's all coming together now.

Speaker 2 But they're basically like, the bigger, larger organization needs to be protected. But the organization is run by these old, selfish white dudes.
Sorry, I don't give a fuck about U.S.

Speaker 2 soccer being mad at me.

Speaker 1 They're running.

Speaker 1 Literally, there's

Speaker 1 something I... could care

Speaker 1 about. If you Google it, it's super corrupt.

Speaker 2 And there's just these old men running. If U.S.

Speaker 1 soccer came for Giggly Squad, I think,

Speaker 2 please, please. So she gets a bunch of girls actually on her side to start fighting for this.

Speaker 2 Then something happens where, like, I think she said another thing that was just like loosey-goosey. Yeah.
I forget what it was. But it wasn't very bad.

Speaker 2 Like, it was kind of like a Serena Williams thing where Serena does something. And if a dude did it, everyone would be like, yeah, he was upset.
And when a girl does it, they're like, she's a girl.

Speaker 2 She's a monster.

Speaker 1 She's crazy.

Speaker 2 So she gets fired.

Speaker 2 Like fired. And then she thinks it's because she was the one who was like doing the wage gap stuff.
And then when she's gone, the girls then start their own. Like, they continue it without her.

Speaker 2 And they get a settlement for like 25 million. But like a settlement is not what they needed.
They needed like

Speaker 2 the rules change. Don't just give like what you thought we might have been owed.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But then in the meantime, like hope gets into like a big family brawl and she gets arrested for like punching someone.

Speaker 1 I I think she punched like her sister or something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And like

Speaker 2 blurry.

Speaker 1 Which is interesting because yes, I think she ended up getting arrested for domestic violence.

Speaker 1 We don't have sisters, but from what I hear about sisters punching each other in the face is the fucking norm.

Speaker 2 And we don't condone violence because I know multiple siblings, boys and girls, who have broken each other's bones. Killed each other.
And then the next day they're good.

Speaker 1 Even if I kicked my brother in the throat and I called 911 on myself,

Speaker 1 I said, yes, yes, I said, I kicked my brother in the throat and I don't think he can breathe.

Speaker 2 Did you?

Speaker 1 No, I kicked him.

Speaker 1 I was laying like this, okay? And he was laying on the other end of the couch. So we were like feet to head.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he was pissing me off about something. So I just kicked him right in the throat.

Speaker 2 He was like, well, he has asthma.

Speaker 1 And so he literally started dying. And my mom was upstairs.
And I was little. I was only like six years old.
And I got so scared. So I started crying.
And then I called 9-1-1.

Speaker 2 Giving John Bonnet Ramsey. Oh my

Speaker 2 sorry I've been scrolling my phone.

Speaker 2 Apparently someone said the dad was like no one's checked who the male DNA was on John Benet Ramsey and everyone's like yeah because it was the brother and you didn't want people to look at it.

Speaker 1 Wait wait wait wait wait. The dad recently said no one's checked the male DNA on John.

Speaker 1 How does he know it was male DNA?

Speaker 2 That's a good question. Look, I cannot do follow-up questions.
I'm just saying random stuff that I'm doing. Can we let this poor girl rest in peace?

Speaker 1 I mean, every couple of years, they're bringing up John Benet Ramsey. Either figure it out or let it go.

Speaker 1 Period. I have seen a conspiracy theory that people think that Katy Perry is John Benet Ramsey.
And that's one I like to go with. Wait, I like that.

Speaker 2 Me too.

Speaker 1 I'm like, that makes me feel bad.

Speaker 2 I keep getting Avril videos of her on stage and people being like, that's not her.

Speaker 1 No, I love conspiracy theories that there's like multiple celebrities, like look-alikes that go, honestly, guys, if you catch Giggly Squad live tonight and you feel like something's a little bit off,

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Speaker 2 Also, side note, I did want to tell you,

Speaker 2 I've been having like

Speaker 2 serious anxiety because my apartment

Speaker 2 is not handled well. Your apartment? My apartment.
It's gotten, I've lost control of the plot.

Speaker 2 And some say it's because I'm a creative. Some people say it's because I...
That's you. You're some people.
I see people.

Speaker 2 I said it's because I'm a creative. And I've been like nervous to work with an organization company because

Speaker 2 they even were like, can you send pictures? And I was like, I don't feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 You're ashamed?

Speaker 2 Yes. Like Mormon shame.

Speaker 2 Because it's not okay. Like, it's giving hoarder.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say, do you feel like you may have a little bit of a hoarding tendency? No, no, you like throwing things away.

Speaker 2 I'm decisive. I want it all gone.
It's just just I, whenever I'm home from tour, like I don't have the energy to organize and organize doesn't fulfill me. Like I'd rather edit a video.

Speaker 2 Like my mom, when she's stressed, she's cleaning. Same.
When I'm stressed, I'm eating.

Speaker 1 I actually saw a thing that it said if your like girlfriend or wife just like starts cleaning, it's because it's organ. She, this.

Speaker 1 particular thing she can organize and she can't organize what's going on in her brain so it helps and i feel like that is so me.

Speaker 2 Someone once told me like a clean room is a clean mind.

Speaker 1 And I never took that to heart. No, I'm very much like that.
Like if my area and space is messy, I'm uncomfy.

Speaker 2 But basically, I because I'm like fully convinced I have ADHD. Like most gigglers are like, you are a spokesperson for ADHD based on just listening to me talk in conversation.
So I trust the gigglers.

Speaker 2 But basically, like I focus so well when the dopamine is right. So like, you know, like on stage, I'm like fucking on.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Where like if the dopamine from like me doing the dishes is not hitting, I can't get myself to do it.
So like with ADHD, it's like a, you're chasing dopamine.

Speaker 1 Like I'll have so much on my to-do list and I'm like, what really needs to be done is my pantry.

Speaker 2 See, I will never choose a pantry over like work.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 I won't even work out because I'm like, I have an email.

Speaker 1 No, I'm like that too. I mean, I'll find, I'll be like, I sneezed.
I can't work out. That's crazy.
I might choke.

Speaker 2 I do want to do a shout out to, okay, it's called Heart and Company underscore. These, this woman and these girls, two of them came over, were so amazing.
First, she came over.

Speaker 1 Oh, you got it done. You're done.

Speaker 2 I'm halfway done.

Speaker 1 Were you there?

Speaker 2 I was with them. Okay.
They worked from, I felt like a princess. I was like, throw it away.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's very, it's, no, yes.

Speaker 2 Cut his head off. It's very amazing.

Speaker 2 I literally just lie down the whole time being like, yes, no, no cake for you. So they are from Boston, but they just moved to New York.
And they, I basically was like, you guys are so fucking good.

Speaker 2 Can we hook up the gigglers? And they basically said,

Speaker 2 if you just say Hannah to them, like message them, be like, Hannah, or

Speaker 2 they want to give a free consultation. Like, they'll come over to your place and be like, this is what we'll do.
This is the problem here. Da, da, da.
My thing is, she sees my closet and she's like,

Speaker 2 are you, how do you function with having different hangers

Speaker 2 and I was like what none of your hangers match and she's like your hangers don't match and I go I didn't even know my hangers don't match like you're creating you're creating a problem I didn't even know I had and she was like well we're getting rid of these immediately and I was like those are a lot of hangers when I hired my assistant I said there's one rule and there's one rule only if a different hanger comes into this home We immediately throw it away.

Speaker 2 I didn't even know that was a thing. I didn't even know matching hangers were a a thing.

Speaker 1 That's insane.

Speaker 2 I thought that was exactly what I was doing.

Speaker 1 What are the hangers you're users?

Speaker 2 I thought it was exclusively for stores.

Speaker 1 That was exclusively for sacks.

Speaker 2 I don't even know how I like

Speaker 2 accumulated all my hangers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's the majority of your hangers?

Speaker 2 It's diverse. It's your plastic.
Plastic. It's wood,

Speaker 2 black, felt, light, dark, whatever the mood.

Speaker 1 I have the clear hangers from the container store. I'd feel like some gigglers haven't ever heard of the container store, but if you live in New York City, then you know.
They're clear, like plastic,

Speaker 1 and they're super thin, so you can fit more clothes, and you don't really see them because

Speaker 2 they're the best. My thing is I actually am a minimalist.
Like,

Speaker 2 well, first of all, until I was like 22, I only wore tennis clothes and like the same five tennis clothes rotated.

Speaker 2 And then I guess I got some clothes, but I really wore the same clothes. Like, I started buying clothes, like, with Summerhouse because I had to.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But let's be honest, I didn't buy that many clothes. Yeah.
And then I started performing.

Speaker 2 So it's like costumes where like you have to, I wore the same black Amazon dress for a long time and I was getting hate. Like my mom.
You loved that dress. You love that dress.

Speaker 2 Because it was like, I didn't have to choose a music.

Speaker 1 You could be,

Speaker 1 you knew it looked good.

Speaker 2 But like, sometimes the more stuff you have,

Speaker 2 the like more overwhelmed you feel.

Speaker 2 Someone said like life is not about things you have. It's like the chase to get stuff.
It's not getting it.

Speaker 2 Oh my god, like you, once you got stuff, you don't you actually like feel like suffocating.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like what's life is not about getting stuff, it's the path to like what you want, like it's hope and it's excitement.

Speaker 1 I will say, I do love getting stuff,

Speaker 2 no, I know, but there is a point where like you start feeling weighed down by it.

Speaker 2 And I started to, I had all these tours, and then like I just had all these luggages from like that was my trip to Dublin, and that's my trip to you know West Hampton.

Speaker 2 It was all still in the suitcase. It was all still in the suitcases piled up and then old shit.
I just I fucking lost control

Speaker 2 and I like was avoiding my apartment.

Speaker 2 And then like it was no, it was really really really bad.

Speaker 2 You're like, I'm not going anywhere. I almost was like, do I buy another apartment? Just burn it.
I was like

Speaker 2 burn it to the ground. Like I literally was like, maybe we just let this go, sell the apartment and get a new one.

Speaker 2 Like I was at that place and then these girls came over and they were so kind and nice. They actually walked in and they were like finally and I'm like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 She goes, we wanted something good. Everyone's apartment's been like neat.
They were like, we wanted mess.

Speaker 1 They were like, this is the worst we've ever seen. We're pumped.

Speaker 2 They were like, this is the kind of project we want. And I go, I'm sorry I didn't send you photos.
I like didn't want you to get scared and not come.

Speaker 2 Like I thought they were going to be like, ooh, actually,

Speaker 2 we actually are busy. And they were like, so excited.
And I just realized in life, like,

Speaker 2 ask for help.

Speaker 2 Ask for help. And also, getting married does not help.
Like, getting married.

Speaker 1 Or because you've double the stuff.

Speaker 2 You double the stuff. And I'm not taking care of his shit.
So it's just like me times two.

Speaker 2 So anyway, shout out to Hart and Company. I'm obsessed with these girls.

Speaker 2 They're amazing. I love them.
Okay. Next up on the ballot.

Speaker 1 Wait, let me just say this.

Speaker 1 I have a small Daphne update.

Speaker 1 I feel like a really

Speaker 1 absent mother.

Speaker 2 No, I know. It's been like three.

Speaker 1 I missed her first baby tooth fall out.

Speaker 2 Wait, I didn't even know they did fall out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, her baby teeth.

Speaker 1 They fall out at like between like when she's born, like at like around six months.

Speaker 2 I think I got butter at like around like seven months.

Speaker 1 So she probably, they all probably already were out.

Speaker 2 Wait, so

Speaker 2 also you have like the cutest cat sitter who's sending you paragraph novels of how Daphne is, which is so cat lady coded.

Speaker 1 No, I'm obsessed with my cat sitter because they type it as if it's a 1905, no, like 1800

Speaker 2 love

Speaker 1 like letter, like I'm away at war. Yeah.
Like they use the word whilst and shit, and I'm obsessed.

Speaker 2 But I feel like when people have a dog, they're like, here's, you know, here's, here's Jeremy, and he ate, and now he's running around.

Speaker 2 They're like, Daphne woke up feeling a little sad from her nap, and then she walked over to the living room and

Speaker 1 they're like, She strutted over to her water bowl. I'm like, I'm obsessed with you people.

Speaker 2 Well, you also have that technology where you can see my furbo. See, I would die.
If I had a furbo, first of all, I wouldn't pay attention to anyone. I'd be just like starting furboing.

Speaker 1 No, I mean...

Speaker 1 Catch me on summer house this summer laying in my bed furboing my dog so or my cat.

Speaker 2 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 Well, Daphne is dog is dog coated no she is she gives dog energy wait so we've we didn't tell anyone about like the US Open yet oh no we didn't we went to the US Open I wore kitten heels you wore kitten heels you love those kitten heels Zara I'm still wearing them no they're so comfy right there's that's all I care about is comfort Zara shoes are pretty comfortable and they are sized I actually think they're sized a little big.

Speaker 2 So like sometimes I get a six and a half even though i'm a seven but those were a seven so i felt like they fit you better and they're i love it a little wide yeah they're a little wide like my pussy no just kidding

Speaker 1 so we had like we had fun we had so much fun first of all i didn't know there was an ideally i like forgot about that

Speaker 2 well the open

Speaker 2 has officially become i guess you know honestly since covid i think events are now like cherished. Yeah.
That's why like live shows are so cool and like celebrities going to events are so cool.

Speaker 2 But when I saw Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey show up at the open, I was like, oh, God, the open just like it's going to become so fucking popular now. So happy you brought this up.

Speaker 2 Don't you dare. I have to.

Speaker 1 What? I literally have to.

Speaker 1 There's something about a man in a bucket hat that for me personally,

Speaker 1 I'm against it. I'm fully against it.
I might drop a petition. And there's something about a man in a Gucci bucket hat with a Gucci matching polo shirt that I'm really not here for.

Speaker 1 If any other man did this and it wasn't Taylor Soap's boyfriend, people would be rioting.

Speaker 2 Well, he does it with like kind of a, what's it called? In cheek, in his cheek, cheeky. Tongue-in-cheek.
Tongue in cheek. I think it's tongue-in-cheek, but it's like he's goofy.
He's funny.

Speaker 2 I want to know the conversation of when they're getting ready. She's like, what are you going to wear, babe? And is she like, I'm obsessed with that outfit? I love you for you.

Speaker 2 But also, did he always dress like this?

Speaker 1 Like, if your shirt says Gucci, your hat certainly does not need to say it. And like, we get it.
Obviously, you can afford multiple Gucci outfits.

Speaker 2 He looked like me at the airport trying to pull off a hat where everyone's staring and they're like, whoa.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, hashtag paged against men in bucket hats.

Speaker 2 I am like interested. I feel like they actually do not get to spend a lot of time together.

Speaker 2 so it's like interesting to see when they are together that it's like in a public eye like I feel like it's so much pressure and everyone's looking at how they act yeah well I would say like if you're dating long distance and say you're dating for four years

Speaker 1 I feel like you're actually dating for two because the amount of time you're apart

Speaker 2 You and Craig have been dating for three weeks.

Speaker 1 No, literally.

Speaker 2 You're three weeks in.

Speaker 2 You just met that man.

Speaker 2 I dated this guy like the summers we'd be together in college and then we did long distance when i was at college and then i was like this man is it and then the second we got back i graduated and we moved in with my parents like three months in i was like who the fuck is this dude yeah it's you're just like i can't all been made up in my head and like the it was like the stupidest stuff that was annoying me i can't believe you moved in with your parents and your boyfriend that's so my parents are interesting they do charity for men my parents yeah No, well, they're like, if you care about him, like we're rooting for him.

Speaker 2 And he was like going to school in the city. And they were like, bring him up.

Speaker 1 Words my mom's never said. If you care about him, we care about him.
My mom's actively like, we hate him.

Speaker 2 Okay? So figure it out. No, the thing is, he was like a really nice guy, and my mom loved him.

Speaker 1 And my mom hated my college boyfriend.

Speaker 2 As she should.

Speaker 2 I mean, she's. As she should.
She's always been right. She's always been right.
So anyway, the open was fun.

Speaker 1 Who did we see play?

Speaker 2 We saw Sabalenka. Yes.
And we saw Tiafo.

Speaker 2 Yes. And we ran into Sierra.

Speaker 1 We ran into Sierra. We stopped in the gray goose box for a minute for a little.

Speaker 2 We saw Taylor Fritz's girlfriend, the Morgan Riddle. Yep.

Speaker 2 Which was just fun, like the energy. It was fun.

Speaker 1 And we brought Des.

Speaker 2 And we brought Desmond?

Speaker 1 Wow, you never call him Desmond.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I throw it in just a while. I like it.
Because he seems like a different guy. I'm like, that's my other husband, Desmond.

Speaker 2 No, he was Desmond that night.

Speaker 1 Desmond's a great name. Strong.
If you had a son, would you name him Desmond?

Speaker 2 No. Okay.

Speaker 2 I don't, why are we complicating the family dynamics? Like, my dad is Dan.

Speaker 2 His son is Dan. And then it's like, is it Danny? Is it Daniel? How are we not yelling?

Speaker 2 That was like Taylor Swift. So Taylor Swift goes...
And the guy playing's name is Taylor. So everyone's yelling, go Taylor, go Taylor.
So she must have been like...

Speaker 1 Overstimulated.

Speaker 2 Overstimulated. And but like, are people yelling at me?

Speaker 1 If somebody had been yelling my name at a sporting event, I'd actually have to leave.

Speaker 1 I'd legitimately pack up my things and head on out.

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Speaker 2 I think because like the melons are difficult. They have to make like rounded melons.

Speaker 1 The honeydew.

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Speaker 2 Wait, also I threw the first pitch at the Mets game.

Speaker 1 I didn't tell you. Yeah, you didn't tell me.
I literally just saw it on Instagram.

Speaker 2 I kept saying I'm going to the Mets game, but I didn't want to tell you.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't even think you were going to the Mets game.

Speaker 2 I kept saying it, but you literally don't process sports events. No.

Speaker 1 Like, you. I saw it.
My first thought was...

Speaker 2 What was your first thought?

Speaker 1 My first thought was,

Speaker 2 I love a yoga pant on the field well this is my thing like I wasn't there to fuck around like I was there to throw the pitch did you practice prior who did you practice with

Speaker 1 in your backyard yes

Speaker 2 and Aiden was filming and I kept looking at the video being like I don't like that technique I but this is you make it to home plate yes this is I'm power was not a problem for me okay it was control okay you know and so if you're bored watch 50 Cent throw the first pitch.

Speaker 2 He, he's lefty and he just went totally to the right and like basically he threw it at the wrong person.

Speaker 2 Like it was so embarrassing, but it's hilarious. And like, I love 50 Cent, shout out 50.

Speaker 2 Um, and then Mariah Carey had the best one where she literally throws it straight down and like, then like giggles and is like proud of herself, which was iconic. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I was like, people started placing bets, like my friends being like, you know, $20, she's not going to hit the own plate, all this stuff. So, but I also was like, I don't want to overthink it.

Speaker 2 Because if you practice too much, you're actually like putting too much pressure on yourself. I'm like, it's the same as a service motion.
Like, I know how to fucking throw a ball, but I get there.

Speaker 2 And they were like, hey, you can't throw from the top of the mound.

Speaker 2 You have to throw either in front of the mound, which I wasn't going to do.

Speaker 2 Or

Speaker 2 behind it? No, or just like, you can't stand at the top. You just stand like on it, but like, kind of in the.

Speaker 1 Why don't they let you stand on the top?

Speaker 2 I guess they don't want you to like scuff up the rubber or something.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a

Speaker 1 superstitious thing where like they don't let anyone stand on the top unless it's like the actual pitcher.

Speaker 2 So then I get there and I'm not standing on the grass because I'm like I'm a fucking big girl. I'm not standing on the grass.
But then I get there and you're standing on a slant. Okay.

Speaker 2 Like you're fucking skiing. So like you're throwing, but like it's in a slant.

Speaker 2 So I was going to do this whole foot move and then I realize I'm slanted and Des is catching the pitch and I'm like...

Speaker 1 Oh, Des was catching it.

Speaker 2 Oh, they don't use the catch, they normally do, but they switch something like order-wise, and they were like, Can Des do it? Because the guys are like, They have to do it.

Speaker 2 Now, this made you feel more comfortable, yeah. But if he didn't catch it, then like people would have been like, Boo.

Speaker 1 Why are you standing?

Speaker 2 Because I was showing my pitch. Oh, okay.
I just stood up to was that stress you out? Yeah, it made me uncomfortable. Like, can everyone calm down?

Speaker 2 So, anyway, I ended up throwing it like a little higher than I wanted, but like, I'm not gonna, you know, tear myself apart about it. But it was fun, and then

Speaker 2 we ended up interviewing some of the Mets, so those videos are gonna come out soon. So, that was funny.

Speaker 1 Wow, I can't wait to see. Were they funny? Any of them funny? Like, the Mets players, not your

Speaker 2 funny, and I think, like, they rarely get interviews like what I did. So, like,

Speaker 2 at first, they're like, What the fuck is she asking me? I asked them about their skincare routine.

Speaker 1 What's the age range of a Met player? Like, how old are they?

Speaker 2 Great question.

Speaker 1 Like, in their late 20s?

Speaker 2 They seemed like 25 to 35.

Speaker 2 Baseball is like hard to get to the pros. Like you have to like go through a lot of levels to get like all those farm teams.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the farming,

Speaker 2 the cantaloupe farms, honeymelon farms.

Speaker 1 They're like triple A.

Speaker 2 Triple A.

Speaker 1 And like that gets your trees out of your car.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So to get there, it takes time. And then some of them go till they're like 45 or something.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. Like you can play baseball till you're pretty old because you could just pick, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, you can. It's.

Speaker 1 Here's what I find interesting about some of the men's sports. You can be really out of shape for some men's sports and it's, like, fine.
Like, you know, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 You could be a pitcher and be extremely overweight. Yeah.
And it's fine. Yeah.
Golfers.

Speaker 1 Do they work out?

Speaker 2 Well, it's funny because the ones who do work out get injured all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like there are some golfers and I'm like, that looks like my dad's friend. Like they're just

Speaker 1 but that's insane that he's a full-on multi-millionaire.

Speaker 2 Well, certain positions, they, like, don't. Well, I mean, look at the football guys.
Some of them are, you know, huge, but that's their position. They need to be right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that I classify as like different because like their

Speaker 1 job is to like block people, so they have to be massive. But even that, I'm like, I wouldn't, I couldn't sign up for that.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, yeah, I don't think that's what you were meant to do.

Speaker 1 To be a defensive lineman.

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 in another life

Speaker 2 i did up my prozac because i'm

Speaker 2 you have been an extra fucking chipper this weekend i'm doing fantasy football so i had to up my prozac

Speaker 2 because fantasy football season is stressful

Speaker 2 i'm playing jared freed this week okay

Speaker 1 and we're texting it's intense i'm gonna be honest i don't get how it works and i don't think i need to know yeah the only thing i'm gonna tell you is that everyone picks players.

Speaker 2 So you like create your own team with a lot of people.

Speaker 1 The players can be from any team. Any team.

Speaker 2 So that's why when you turn on a game, you'd be like, oh, I have that receiver. So I'll watch to see if they get any points.
The stress that comes from it is that...

Speaker 2 anything can happen and you create a bench so like some guys are on the bench and then some guys are playing and sometimes guys on your bench will score a ton of points and you don't get the points because you didn't put them in because you thought the other guy was going to do better and then you leave the bar crying.

Speaker 1 Craig's favorite day is

Speaker 1 Sunday when they pick their fantasy football teams and they do relay races to see like who the order of who picks.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, that's like a frat boy thing.

Speaker 1 My brother just sent me a video of his friend. They were picking their order of who picks their team and it was his baby in his crib picking the names out of a bowl.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with that.

Speaker 1 The baby was picking it.

Speaker 2 Wait, I think there's a funny joke about how like gender reveal parties are like similar to fantasy football draft parties.

Speaker 2 There's some correlation there.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I would have a gender reveal party.

Speaker 2 You would do something like so tasteful.

Speaker 1 I actually don't know if I would because I feel like I'm going to be laying in that bed and they're going to be like, do you want to know? And I'm like, immediate.

Speaker 1 I want to know yesterday.

Speaker 2 I'm going to know from your wedding events how

Speaker 2 your baby stuff will be.

Speaker 1 Like, we're going to see. I'm not as concerned with my gender reveal.
I'm more concerned. I think about my child's first birthday a lot.
Oh, my God. What's the theme?

Speaker 2 But they're not gonna remember it.

Speaker 1 That's okay. The people there will.

Speaker 2 I actually

Speaker 2 love making fun of a gender reveal, but like low-key, like when you see someone serving a tennis ball and it like pops open, I'm like, that shit was kind of fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, they do seem fun.

Speaker 2 But like, I'm not inviting a lot of people. It wanted to be like me and my dad.

Speaker 1 I've never been invited to a a gender review.

Speaker 2 Well, we don't have any friends with children.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 2 That's actually spotted. Do you know that none of my friends are married?

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 2 I mean, my Wisconsin friends are.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm very split. I either have really single friends or very married friends.

Speaker 2 None of my city friends are married.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because we got a brain on us.

Speaker 1 Okay. Do you know that the two happiest demographics are single women and married men?

Speaker 1 No, I'm not kidding. That's a reality.

Speaker 2 Which is literally such a mind fuck.

Speaker 1 Men's

Speaker 1 lives significantly improve when they get married. Yep.
And women's quality of life significantly goes down.

Speaker 2 Would you raise a baby on your own?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 That's very celebrity of you. Celebrities love doing that.

Speaker 1 Like Kylie. I almost feel like I'd do a better job.

Speaker 2 Or be in a lesbian relationship.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 2 Did you hear the story about Dakota Johnson

Speaker 2 thought Celsius was just like

Speaker 2 vitamin water

Speaker 2 and she started drinking it on set and she said like she couldn't fall asleep at night and she thought she was just like so inspired by this movie but then like she couldn't sleep for like because she was chugging Celsius and then someone was like you realize that's like Celsius PR is scrambling.

Speaker 1 Scrambling.

Speaker 2 Well like clearly it's but I have a lot of people been like just drink like a couple sips of that.

Speaker 1 I've had one Celsius in my entire life and I said

Speaker 1 you guys got to be kidding me. This is illegal.

Speaker 2 Is that like half a

Speaker 1 nuts?

Speaker 2 Electric lemonade at Panera.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't like my heart was racing. My hands were shaking.

Speaker 2 They have to put warning labels on this shit.

Speaker 1 I was blinking at two times speed. It was, I never in my, I was never picked up enough.

Speaker 2 You're like, I started a company. I closed my company.

Speaker 1 Celsius invited me to something. I said, I think you guys are crazy.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 You guys freak me out with your drink.

Speaker 2 Also, he notes back. Altoid sours.
I saw that. Which, honestly, what a throwback.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you, I was a full-on drug dealer in the seventh grade with Altoid Sours. My dad always had me stocked.

Speaker 1 Like, he would stop at the gas station or like CVS or whatever, and he'd always pick me up a pack. And I had them all in my backpack, and everyone knew to come to me.
Wait, you were cool.

Speaker 1 I was the coolest.

Speaker 2 I love how you're like, we've got two of these. We got one of these.
I got orange sour Altoids.

Speaker 1 I got grape. I got cherry.
Like, what do you need?

Speaker 2 Also, I pulled out a Listerine strip at the open.

Speaker 1 That was crazy. No, Des was

Speaker 2 appalled.

Speaker 1 Hannah pulls out Listerine strips, and then she proceeds to pull out each actual Listerine strip and hand us the strip.

Speaker 1 And Des looked at her as if she had just hawked a Loogie into all of our drinks. He was like, Usually, you let people take their oaths.

Speaker 2 Well, I was doing it like a communion. I actually preferred you.

Speaker 2 Get out your tongue. I would place it on the tongue.
The power of Christ compels you.

Speaker 1 I actually preferred you getting it out for me.

Speaker 2 No, I see now, looking back, me putting my fingers on everyone's little Listerine strip was fucked up. But I was dealing with it like gum, except gum has a wrapper.
Right.

Speaker 2 So look, I'm like, I haven't Listerine stripped in a while. Also, that shit.

Speaker 1 I love a Listerine strip.

Speaker 2 I think it's like the only thing that works with breath.

Speaker 1 Two of those strips, and you're good to go.

Speaker 2 It is probably like Chernobyl. Like, it's definitely not good for you.

Speaker 1 Right, because like we're not supposed to swallow Listerine, but yet something got like kind of stuck on one of my tooths.

Speaker 2 Yeah. My teeth.
And I thought my tooth was going to burn off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, they're powerful.

Speaker 2 But I was trying to play it cool at the open.

Speaker 1 They're small but mighty.

Speaker 2 Small but mighty, but that's what I want.

Speaker 1 I have something to say, and it's going to offend you. Okay.

Speaker 1 And I

Speaker 1 want to say that I apologize, but I don't because I truly feel this way.

Speaker 1 You never crave water, like plain water.

Speaker 2 Never once.

Speaker 2 And I don't know know if I trust people that don't crave plain water at least sometimes it was because as a kid my babysitter my mom would drop me off to like be babysat and they would like give me apple juice so like I it was like crack so I like was craving sugar so that my mom would like water it down like she had to like taper me off it as a kid

Speaker 2 there is like hand also my dad is like that my dad will like walk into the fridge and just like chug juice. And my mom's like, you're disgusting.
Have a water like a normal person.

Speaker 1 No, like I actively will wake up in the middle of the night. And if like my water has flavoring, I can't drink it.
I'm like, I need a plain water.

Speaker 2 I woke up this morning and there was just water and I go, I'm not drinking that.

Speaker 1 It's the only thing that will like really quench my thirst.

Speaker 2 Well.

Speaker 2 A Gatorade with, I like watered down juices. Half Gatorade,

Speaker 2 half water.

Speaker 2 Water with a little meal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're not a big... Here's what I think is interesting.
You're actually not a big sugar person. Like, I never see you eat dessert.

Speaker 2 No, it's not about the sugar. It's about the flavor.
I think I drank a lot of Gatorade as a kid.

Speaker 1 You know, I wasn't allowed to have Gatorade as a child. That was, like, one of the rules.
But, like, we could have lucky charms.

Speaker 2 I was like, mom, pick a side. At this point, I fully was like, well, cereal is healthy because it's breakfast.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Literally. Why did we start the day bad? Right.

Speaker 1 Cinnamon toast crunched the fuck out of me.

Speaker 2 We had Kashi growing up.

Speaker 2 It was like the healthy.

Speaker 1 I was just with a group of people, and we were saying our favorite cereals, and someone for Sirius said raisin bran, and I almost left. I was like, you can't, that's not like a serious thing.

Speaker 2 I like raisin bran with granola.

Speaker 1 Banana's your favorite.

Speaker 2 Also, granola is not great for you. Granola is like eating cookies these days.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Final doc that everyone has to watch. Chimp Crazy.

Speaker 1 It's so good.

Speaker 2 I just started it. You finished it?

Speaker 1 Well, I think it's, they're coming out weekly. I think there's maybe one or two more episodes left, but I've watched all three.

Speaker 2 Okay, amazing.

Speaker 1 Actually, maybe last night it came out.

Speaker 2 I think it just came out. I have to catch up because I've been behind on my shows.
I don't know when you found the time.

Speaker 1 No, I've been showing it up.

Speaker 1 It's very similar to the theme of like Tiger King, but it's about monkeys. And it's

Speaker 1 basically

Speaker 2 crazy. But they were like, monkeys are 98.4% human.
And I was like, you got me. What's about to happen here?

Speaker 1 The one lady was like, I love these monkeys more than my kids. And then they have her kids on.
They're like, yeah, it wasn't great.

Speaker 2 It just doesn't feel great. No, yeah.
She was like, having a monkey is different than your children because a monkey's love is real. And I was like, oh, shit.

Speaker 1 They're like, they never leave you. They always like need you.
And it's like, yeah, because they're an animal and you have them in a cage. No.
So would a human if you had them caged up.

Speaker 2 Also, like the whole exotic animal thing.

Speaker 1 I don't get it.

Speaker 2 Well, like they have to like traffic animals and it's in the weirdest places in America. It was in like Missouri or something.

Speaker 1 She was like, I can get you any animal. Any animals.

Speaker 2 You got to go to small town Missouri and it's full of exotic animals. And I'm like, I don't love that.
I don't love that at all.

Speaker 1 What is going on in the middle of the country where they're having at-home zoos?

Speaker 1 So there that many people that are going to these freaking zoos?

Speaker 2 Also, I feel like I watched Planet of the Apes at a young age and was like, oh shit, like that could happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like they they just take over.

Speaker 2 I thought the apes would be more of a problem throughout my life.

Speaker 1 Well, like quicksand. Here's the thing.
They keep them like so.

Speaker 1 They don't start out like that. It's because they literally keep them caged up that then, yeah, they freak the fuck out.
Yeah. And then they kill you.
As they should.

Speaker 2 Okay, don't give away the plot.

Speaker 1 If someone kept me locked up,

Speaker 1 I'm figuring out a plan to kill you.

Speaker 2 Well, if you're saying they're basically human, like you can't lock them up like they're a fucking bird.

Speaker 2 no and you can't lock up birds either and like here's the other crazy part they're like breeding these exotic animals but like trying to domesticate them and it's like this is a wild animal yeah let them go be wild well i saw in the first she was saying how she did these like chimp parties where she'd take these chimps and people would pay money to have the chimp at your birthday party yeah and

Speaker 2 Then then her husband at one point, his nose is like,

Speaker 2 he has like a huge scar around his nose and she was like, Oh, yeah, something happened, and like a chimp bit his nose off, and I had to like find the nose and like put it back on.

Speaker 2 He died, he ended up dying. And it was,

Speaker 2 he probably got murdered because I think the chimp didn't like the man, the other man. But long story short, the chimp can do nothing wrong in my eyes.
No, me. The chimp is being fucking mistreated.

Speaker 2 The chimp is perfect. You're trying to put the chimp in situations that the chimp shouldn't be in.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 At the end of the day, justice for the chimp.

Speaker 2 Justice for chimps, justice for animals.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing: these people look look insane.

Speaker 2 You look

Speaker 2 like clowns. You can't trust anyone who you don't like their outfit.
You're like, I really can't.

Speaker 1 If I have a problem with your eyebrows and your hair, we probably won't get along because I don't see life in the same color lens as you see life.

Speaker 2 100%. No, there's some crazy hairdos in it.
I think she wears wigs.

Speaker 1 I think she wears wigs. And I will say she rotates them.
She's never giving the same look choice.

Speaker 2 I thought it was four different women being interviewed.

Speaker 1 I go, wait, who is this? This is the thing.

Speaker 2 The Mormon girls need to learn from this woman and get some different hairdos, but this woman's taking it too far. Yeah.

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