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Trying is believing. What's up, gigglers? Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my great US Open gigglers I don't know that was random We're about to be US Open gigglers We're going to the US Open tomorrow We're so excited Paige is there anything you think the gigglers should know about the US Open Like what questions do you think the gigglers would have I feel like everyone wants to be obsessed with tennis But they but they watch challengers.
So they're like thrown like they don't know what's going on. Well, I keep seeing on TikTok that like one girl went to something that was like pre the week before the US Open.
And she was like really disappointed that no one was as dressed up as she thought they would be. And then all of these girls were doing TikToks of like what to wear to the u.s open because it's like so much more casual well the night matches are more like like i feel like they're a little bit dressy and if you're on arthur ash um there's two big stadiums arthur ash and louis armstrong but the secret is you go the week before during qualifying if you want to see like the top people warm up all those matches look I'm feeling very territorial I I know it's okay the way you feel about tennis yeah the way you feel about tennis is the way I feel about Love Island I thought you were gonna say fashion oh because you like liked it before because i feel like i was watching love island way before even like americans were watching uk so i was way before americans watching usa look we have taste and i just we have very good yeah like i was just like i've been watching this show before covid dm if you have any questions about tennis but i actually did you see i finally watched challengers i did see your very extensive review i go through okay here's the thing when i watch your instagram stories i am just so happy that you're my friend and that you get to like read my thoughts about your Instagram stories because I, I truly do go through such a journey.
Like it's such a mini movie, your Instagram stories. Cause like sometimes I'm like, Oh my God, I'm obsessed with you.
Then I'm like, I'm so grossed out by you. And then I'm like, my other DMS are the gigglers guessing how you feel about my Insta stories.
They're like, Paige is, Paige is be upset when she sees check on page something really upset me this weekend that you had posted well i posted that in my no you laughed because i posted in my that i found my invisalign in my mu mu and you thought that was funny but then i took it one step too far and i posted a photo of my um toe nail that the pedicure had grown out.

Like, it looked like I had a French manicure because the pedicure grew out so much.

And that was that was violence that I chose that day to post.

No, that was violence.

And also because I feel like you're so hard on your feet.

I feel like.

OK, that was that was the meanest thing you've ever said to me. What the fuck does that even mean? No, I feel like you're always like running, working out.
Like you're in sneakers. You're sweating.
Running from the patriarchy. You're falling.
You're like, I feel like you do like fast walking sometimes. I don't know.
So i always feel like your feet must hurt more than the average person that you would need a pedicure more like to just like no i've lost many a toenail yeah i yeah i feel like your toes have had trauma well you know what i don't love myself enough to give myself a pedicure it's funny some girls were like first of all we is on brand. We're fine with this.
And then some people were like, it's one hour of your fucking day, bitch. Take care of your nails.
No, it's just like, I can't go. I get pedicures all winter long too.
Like I've also never, never identified with the girls that are like, oh, it's winter. So like not getting a pedicure.
Yes. I I go longer than I do in the summer but I'm still getting pedicures in the winter because you think you're better than me I mean no I don't think I'm better than you I'm not even comparing myself to you I'm just saying I'm different you said I had big heavy feet we you know what I realized is the meanest thing someone said to me and it wasn't recent it was like in general over the last couple years yeah has no nerve someone called me photogenic yeah and i feel like that's the meanest thing you could say to someone no i think i think that's like one of the nicest compliments no when people see me in person and they go, you're photogenic.
Or like we take a photo and they're like, oh my God, you're so photogenic. I'm like, so you're saying that you're surprised that my ugly ass looks decent in a photo.
No, I think you're reading too much into it. You're being a little too sensitive in this situation.
I feel like today I'm in a sensitive place. I think i think i'm pmsing wait did i tell you that i grabbed a curling iron your enemies are out to get you someone is preying on your downfall wait that's my biggest fear i was i was actually more mad at myself i was like there's no way i just did that yeah like that is not thing that I do.
I don't consider myself like a clumsy person or like off brand. Yeah, it was really off brand for me.
Like, so that's why I was so mad about it. Your head was in the clouds.
Also, it's 2024. What like hair tools don't go off automatically after a certain amount of time? Like, are we kidding? What year is it? That's what I i was most mad about and another like another thing i'll bring up to the mayor like that's a that needs to be changed the president needs to talk to someone about that no the laws should definitely be changed in that and i mean simple house fires yeah because you know how many girls their days ruined because they know that they left their flat iron on or whatever yeah and it like ruins your countertop i've ruined i feel like i've ruined a lot of things with like my iron's getting too hot whatever so i went to grab it on the correct end and when i touched it it was so hot that i was like oh my god that was the wrong end so then i grabbed the other end but that was the wrong why was the right end hot because it was on for so long it was on for hours i mean i touched something that was legitimately 500 degrees i got a second degree burn on my middle finger wait and your finger is already so tiny to begin with is it okay did shrivel up okay so all that night i couldn't sleep because my my hand was throbbing and ice actually made it way worse which i didn't know was a fucking thing you have to put it in milk i'm just kidding i just made that up no because everything i was googling was like put butter on it i was like i'm not fucking putting butter on like open wounds like this is insane you just it needs to blister I guess it just it blistered and then the blisters popped on their own and I just like kept it wrapped with a band-aid and you loved that my skin like absorbed I fucking loved it I loved squeezing it out a little bit so sometimes when I'm on the road with Des we're like getting ready together and obviously I have my routine and I put which is me putting everything all over the place now as someone with ADHD I like burn myself every single day so like suck it up but Des accidentally touched it because he was moving it and he didn't know and he didn't deserve that and then I realized how like women we have so many like weapons around us and like well what made me mad was i'm usually the person being like watch the straightener it's on like don't step here like they're curling irons on like i'm very aware of the hot tools and he's like why would you put it there and i'm like where am i supposed to put it yeah like it's on the counter yeah it's on the counter um so anyway guys keep an eye out no it's dangerous out there in your own home also i was at a labor day weekend party and i was like feeling myself but i put on these like nipple pads things what are those nipple covers that i highly recommend everyone gets? Yep.
So they just cover your nipples.

But then I just felt like my boobs were just not like hitting the way I wanted them to. So I went to my mom's house because I was in Shelter Island and switched to her bra and just put my nipple things in my Memeo.
Yeah. In the middle of the party, I see my nipple pads on like these like it's on grass and it's these like big tan nipple covers and i'm like nobody point this out like how do i pick this up and then my fucking friend is like whose nipples are those and then i it was like and it was like a family party and i was and i had to lean in i'm dead and i was like my nipples sorry guys ha ha and then all the older guys were like how's how's it even work and i'm like okay you don't have to get it must have been like stuck to your phone and you like pulled your phone out of your bag or something a hundred percent also like last week i left my passport on the plane which is like that is diabolical like that is the worst that you could possibly do that's literally like i think i was holding my passport i put it down i sat on it like i was one of those

people in the bathroom where they're like hannah burner please come to gate 47 and i was like

maybe a giggler is working at the gate and wants to say hi i've never been called two things in

my life that like i'm like interesting i've never been on a jumbotron for anything i've never

I'm like interesting I've never been on a jumbotron for anything I've never been on a jumbotron at any single game whether it's professional or non and I just find that I think it's because you don't go to any games I mean I feel like I've been at like a couple enough to like at some point be on a jumbotron okay okay so I've never been on a Jumbotron and I've never had my name on a loudspeaker. Like anywhere.
Even school? No. You're never in trouble? I was never like called.
You were never that level of in trouble. See, I feel like my name's always being called, but like in bad ways.
And I'm like, mother fucker. So I walk all the way back to the gate and I'm like I'm all my name's always being called but like in bad ways and I'm like mother so I walk all the way back to the gate and I'm like I didn't forget anything so I'm like what these people want yeah and it's this like adorable gay guy and he's like you left your passport honey and I was like I am so embarrassed right now let's pretend this never happened you don't know me I don't know you and I turned around and he was dying laughing but like i'm such a fucking idiot but anyway it was that flight that i watched challengers um and i guess some people had thought i've watched it before i haven't and i want the last you know four hours of my fucking life back i didn't finish it because the flight wasn't long enough it's like lord of the fucking rings yeah it's long it's bad well it's hard not being on your phone during it like i was on my phone for the whole time but like the writing is bad you and i know some if no i don't care if people liked it i have to stick to my guns yeah you don't care about her she you could have cared so much about this girl who works so hard instead she's just like helping men's dreams come true one of them was kind of cute but like no not enough no it very much there's something about like artsy movies recently yeah where i'm feeling like they're they're making the main guys like the lead guys very rat like but dare i say like pubescent yeah or are we just getting old no i don't know no well the guy was talking about retiring and i was like he doesn't he can't even grow chin hair and this guy's about to retire i felt like there was no character development no character development yeah so when she's like picking between the guys you're like i don't give a fuck I don't because I don't know that I don't know them and I don't know you so I don't even know if I'm rooting for your happiness or your downfall yeah so it was just super bad and because my thing is I'm fine with the tennis being shitty as long as the plot and the characters are really good but it was bad I love Zendaya so much that I'll watch anything she's in yes I just like like her being on my screen like there's just something about like there's a few actresses like that where I'm just like I don't even care if it's bad like I'm gonna watch it I think that's why the movie was made because they were like Zendaya's in it and my final thought because people were like oh good I'm not gonna watch it is I think cuz Zendaya's in it watch it but just know it's terrible yeah so i'm not saying don't like i couldn't tell you what it's about yeah no no it's it's real oh it pissed me the oh pissed me the fuck off yeah oh god um i could see that i also have been seeing these trends on tiktok have you seen the girls being like me leaving the house knowing men will hate my outfit have you seen those do you know how they make me feel I'm these girls look fucking adorable I'm like you guys have no idea what it's like to wear an outfit that a man actually hates like they're wearing something that's like slightly baggy in the shirt i'm like i wore jorts i'm not here wearing jorts that's what a man will hate like i'm wearing my dad's t-shirt and jordan no it's the same idea of like those tiktoks that are like what girls find like attractive or pretty is like very opposite from what guys find attractive or pretty yeah but the girls are putting on outfits that i know that guys are like she looks cute they're like guys are gonna hate this set and i'm like if you're wearing a set a guy will like it yeah i don't think guys like would hate a baggy pan either no no so all those girls don't know it's a cute trend you don't know what it's like to wear an outfit that a guy will actually hate like i'll show you a fucking outfit like wear a fucking crock wear a crock and then talk to me see you do it in a different way than i do it like sometimes like i know a guy will hate my outfit if it's like so girly but it's like there's just's just like a massive bow, like across my chest or something.
He'll still be attracted to you. He'll still be like, that's cute.
Like, yeah, it's not like you're dressing like, you know, Megan Fox with like a wet t-shirt contest, but like, right. Just cause you're wearing something that isn't like, that doesn't mean a man's going to hate it.
Like I'll wear some outfits where it does is like, you have to change's gonna be a problem he's like you gotta try a little bit this is a nice dinner yeah no i hate being i hate being in those situations there's nothing worse than having to get ready when you don't want to go like that's a that's like a modern form of torture when you don't know what you're gonna wear when you just like don't want to go to where you have to get ready for yeah yeah and when you don't know what you're gonna wear like that's and you're like i don't even want to be doing this in the first place when you don't know what to wear but you want to go to the function very different that's a high that is a pressure high that i live for i'm like who's she gonna be tonight yeah where it's like what do i want to dress in while i'm miserable tonight i actually was talking to my therapist oh i forgot you're back in therapy i i'm since the special i was back in therapy the special put me back into therapy which thank god it all worked out but yeah we were talking about like i was like i wish i wanted to be more social and i was like me and my best friend page like we joke about it but like i wish i enjoyed things that other people enjoyed like simple stuff and she was like well community is a big part of happiness and i was like send me an article on that that sounds important i'm not gonna read and she's like i'm gonna send you the article and i was like yes and then she i was like i do have a pretty big community it's called giggly squad and she's like that's not the same and i was like they're all my best friends and she was like no human to human interaction i did say i had a community of fantasy football and she paused that's not in person she goes she was like i don't know what that is and i was like i also did we'd go to the bar and watch the games but i've i have multiple times left because i was upset like i didn't let people know i was upset but like my team's fucking losing so i'd leave i'd leave to do laundry i'd say i have laundry i'm not sitting there like watching my team be decimated. When was this? When was this? I mean.
Recently? Like in the past year? In my early 20s. But there's definitely been days last year that my day was low-key ruined because of fantasy football.
Wow. I didn't know you were that into it.
I can get into anything. So anyway, I told her that and she straight up.

That's comforting.

She straight up was like, you're an interesting person.

She said that to me.

So I think I won.

Wow.

Your therapist hitting you with you're an interesting person.

I think that could be a compliment, though, too.

No, I fully took it as a compliment.

Yeah.

She was kind of laughing. And then I was like was like oh i think she likes me too much well here's the thing too i think i think that women get like more societal advice than like men do and i feel like women get like contradictory advice because like i feel like you always hear things of like oh when you have a smaller circle it's because you're like working harder you're doing x y and z but then it's also like girls are expected to have this like girl group of friends and like if they don't like is that a red flag yeah and I just I don't know I feel like me not wanting to go out recently, or not even recently, but me not wanting to socialize is because you're so busy.
You're so busy during the week, and it's like I only have a couple hours. Male friendships are a made-up thing.
No, right. And when men are hanging out, they're not diving into it the way we are like i could never go sit with you right like i could never go sit with you with something looming on my brain and just like yeah dude like we're probably not going to talk about it today like it's all we're gonna fucking talk about it we're gonna look at it from 65 angles also even if something's not looming over your head, we'll find something.
Right. We're not leaving this conversation until we figure something out.
No, I told you it was like when one of our friends, like he broke up with his girlfriend and we went to dinner. Didn't bring it up for till the fucking dessert.
And I was like, I don't. This is not what I signed up for.
I came here for the gossip. I wanted the drama.
Right. Right.
But it's funny because with my therapy and i probably shouldn't be talking about this but i think it's might be relatable i think i podcast too much because we start talking about stuff and next thing you know like i'm riffing i'm riffing i'm riffing i'm riffing she's laughing and then she's like no talk deeper about that it just just becomes a podcast. Yeah.
You're like, hey, are you available every Tuesday? For something totally subred, I'll bring you. You just show up to your next appointment with microphones.
Like, hey, can you send me this file after we're done? No, I also like also part of not wanting to socializeize like certain things don't excite me the way they used to excite me and it's just i think like getting older well like it used to really excite me to think about going to a club on saturday night yeah yeah like college for me i would get excited about that and that just like doesn't excite me anymore i get anxiety over over social things. And then once I do it, I'm fine.
But it's like the beforehand that I'm like, this is bad. This is going to be bad.
I don't want to do this. I'd rather like I feel like I'm everything's like taking time out of like my time alone.
And I need to lean into like no community is where happiness is. But like, yeah, that's not to live next door to each other i know i would rather have you know three to five really fucking close people in my life who get me who i could be myself with than like a huge group of people who don't give a fuck about me well also you meet friends in different stages of your life like at some point in our life like we're gonna be going out to dinner with like our kids friends parents yeah like in certain situations why did i just get stressed i was like do we know i actually also just got in we scared for that Wait, people don't talk enough about their kids becoming friends with other kids and you hating the parents i feel like that's what makes the drama of being a parent or what if you like the parents but you hate the kid i feel like there's so much untapped gossip for our future that i'm so excited no the moms they're not only busy raising children they're busy like dealing with all the new friendships of mommy-dom yeah i love we talk about being a mom so often i mean we both are moms we really are we really are we don't socialize our children though yeah no Yeah, no.
And we like it that way.

But also, like, not to be dramatic, but, like, all I need is you.

Like, why do I need two of you?

No, that would be too much.

A lot of the time, the more people, the more opportunity for messiness.

Yes.

And also, as you get older, you just care less about shit. about shit yeah also i don't have a myspace top eight right i'm a fucking grown-up but it is funny you know when like you're going to hang out with someone you're excited and then they're like oh i'm bringing so-and-so and you're like and they're always like you're gonna love them and and it just.
No, I know. No, I know.
I literally did that to you this week. I was like, we're going to the US Open and I'm bringing my friend.
You were like, wait a minute. And I had to like.
No, this is my thing that I've never fucking heard of this friend before. And then it made me feel.
No, you have. Is this the one friend that I always say I've never heard of before? Have I met her? I feel like at some birthday you would have had to us Wait, I think I have You have I just, you haven't mentioned her in a while And I just felt No, I haven't I felt kind of blindsided Yeah, you felt bamboozled It was in text Yeah, it was over text It was like Yeah It's okay though It is hard watching your friends have though.
Like, you do a lot of videos with other people. Wait, that made me laugh so hard.
You have a whole community of, like, comedian friends that I'm not really, like, tapped into. But, like, I know who they are.
How does it make you feel? It makes me feel, like, a little bit on the outside. But also, here is here is where like being non-social plays a great part you're not hanging out with them so like i'm not getting there's just so much jealousy i can have i'm like okay what is she sending them a few texts whatever she talks to me it's funny i feel like me and you would get more jealous if like you started posting with another girl like everywhere and you were like loving her outfits and no I would never or like she said something and you started like dying laughing uncontrollably and I had to like watch a clip of that okay this is a really funny thing that I brought up the other night to Sierra actually I was watching a TikTok and it was like two girls and they were obviously friends and they were like hugging each other in the TikTok and like doing like they were doing like some type of like sexual dance that like went along with some song and the caption was like about a guy but like they were like dancing sexually with each other but it was like clearly a joke and I was like I've never been that type of friend like

like I with each other but it was like clearly a joke and i was like i've never been that type of friend like i've never had a friendship with another female where it was like we hugged all the time and we like like when people talk about like cuddling with their friend yeah could not be i've never even been in the situation where like i'm cuddling with my friend no not to go there but you know how there were always those friends who like in college some guy'd be like you two should kiss and they like are so excited to kiss i was like absolutely i was so scared i was never that girl i was always like you want me to do what well also i think from a young age i knew i didn't want to ever like bring men too much happiness yeah so i was like if i'm not gonna be into it like but there were always girls who were just so comfortable well i feel like you also always had friends where you were like are they like hooking up with each other like i feel like at some point in my life i was like they might be I just felt like i wasn't girly enough and if i was girlier like the girly girls would be like like hanging on each other and like holding each other whatever and i was kind of like no okay so see like i was really girly girl and i wasn't like that but you know what like my best friend growing up was very similar to you like she was played sports like so we were very opposite yeah so I don't know I think I like having a friend that's opposite of me in certain like yeah because you're fucking sick of yourself I don't want to talk to myself every day myself I have a I have a hot take yeah oh wait this is like if you called me with a legitimate outfit crisis and we're like i need to come over and borrow something i'd be like shut up see you'll all be having a crisis and you'll be like hey let me get you a blazer or something and i'll be like no no no no no and you're like please and i'm like no no no no no and you're like this is going to be really bad. And I'm like, it's okay.
I'd rather it be bad. Then you have to leave your apartment.

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And then you hate me to save it. And I knew you could hate me, but I hate you to be the first of all what it what's going on first and foremost what's happening and secondly is that english because not one person knows one word you just said the accent went too good charlie x the x and lord people thought they were fighting and then they wrote a song together being like i thought you were jealous and i thought that it was because of you and then i was like mad at you but you really love me and i loved you but you should and i really thought that i did a good impression of it and i wanted to do a tiktok with you of it but then i realized like we would fumble it really bad no we would fumble that so bad so were.
So were they fighting? It was basically like they both were fighting. Actually, I couldn't understand the song, but like they both thought each other hated each other and they were both kind of jealous of each other a little.
Wait, this just made me think of it. Okay.
First of all, everyone freaking out about like Sabrina Carpenter and like her album and all that stuff yeah for whatever reason it just did not register in my mind that olivia rodrigo when

she became really famous her songs were about sabrina carpenter the lore did you not like

register that either no has it been confirmed yeah when she wrote driver's license and it was

Let's go. Did you not like register that either? No.
Has it been confirmed? Yeah. When she wrote driver's license and it was like the blonde who's like older than me, it was Sabrina Carpenter that she was singing about.
And I was like, that's so interesting because then Sabrina Carpenter made a whole song about Camila Cabello and how Shawn Mendes got back together with her. And I found this really interesting too.
It's always a brunette jealous of a blonde and then a blonde jealous of a brunette and we put ourselves in a vicious cycle. Like it literally went brunette, blonde, brunette.
And this is woman on women crime and we have to grow from this. it's women on women crime and it's the men to blame and like how interesting they're all like really great singers and i could not tell you i don't even know the guy that olivia rodrigo is singing again about yeah but sean mendez is he in a cult i think something instead of singing about a fight we had three years ago can someone get him out of the cult they're busy getting you know you know who's number one two billboard someone save sean mendez if you really fucking love him so much someone shoot him a text we didn't even talk about your best friend giving birth hailey bieber wait we just like because it's kind of like a personal thing did you i did want to know though did you like send like a message like congratulations or any type of interaction well it's kind of like holidays with me and you like it's too obvious like i'm not i'm not gonna say congrats like she knows i'm happy for her she knows me she knows how i feel about these things she knows i support her i don't have to like double down her phone probably had so many text messages um i also don't have her number i love that we've normalized not wishing each other happy a happy holiday it's unnecessary i think if like like imagine if your dude texted you like merry christmas and he's like in the house with you you're like you cheated on me merry christmas no i would be uncomfortable like just shut up i have a really hot take but i'm gonna ask you first who do you think should play britney in the biopic because i have the hottest take

oh my god i can't wait for your hot take who do i think honestly i don't no one like famous right now is coming to mind so i'm almost like i think it should be someone that is on the come up or like Tate McRae.

Oh,

actually Tate McRae

could be great.

Can she act?

I have no idea.

She can. is on the come up or like tate mccray oh actually tate mccray could be great can she act yeah i think she can she could sing she could dance isn't that like yeah i feel like all the kids can do i've all of it now yeah the tate mccray video when she brought up kid laroi did you see that no she they're on she's dating kid laroi who the heck is that you're such a millennial okay he's actually i don't fucking know who he is but he's a singer what i still don't even know his name he sings like girls just want to have fun girls just want to dance so her boyfriend cheated on her and now she's with him okay the hockey guy which you know It's a kind canon event.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now they were on stage like singing together.
Oh, wow. And it was really cute.
I like love. Oh, that gives me like Ariana Grande, Mac Miller vibes.
I know. Or like when, and I posted that it's like when me, when Des comes on stage after my show.
Very cute. And makes fun of me and says that he's not as old as i'm trying to make him seem um my hot take is one i totally agree someone that we don't know who looks just like her and is supremely talented yeah or chapel ron chapel ron that's so interesting could she act though i feel like she she's

going through this like how old is she good question i feel like she's like mid-20s

she's going through a an interesting time because i thought she was going to be like 22 or 20 she's

26 oh okay and if she's going through this time of like basically being like fame is horrible and even i don't i don't like it well i feel like she got so famous so quick but not like that she hasn't been doing it for years but it was like all of the sudden one day she performed one place and then it was like it was just Chapel ron it was intense yeah um but i feel like because of that kind of drama it could be interesting to see her in that place oh my god what if they put ariana because ariana does a good britney impression ariana grande um she's blonde i saw a tiktok about about Chapel Road saying like how she hates being famous and like basically that like she reserves the right to be like rude to fans, which is just so crazy. But what was even crazier was that I saw a TikTok of a guy that was in like a nationwide commercial and he was talking about how many people come up and ask him for pictures,

like when the commercial was on TV.

So he was like,

I can't even imagine like how Chapel Roan feels.

And like,

he was making a valid point,

but I was like,

get out of here,

dude.

Wait,

is this Jake from state farm?

No,

no,

I would never speak of Jake.

We love Jake from state farm.

I love Jake.

We don't understand her level of fame.

We don't understand.

But like,

I'm going to go to the nail salon or being a billionaire i actively found somebody to come and do my nails at my apartment and i'm not a billionaire so taylor don't even start with me but taylor wasn't even complaining she was just like i i do my own nails because i don't go i can't go to the nail salon just like as a fact it's just a fact but it's like yeah there's trade-offs there's a hundred percent trade-offs and granted yes stalking not cool harassing a hundred not cool but like i feel like every famous person deals with that like right i just feel like sometimes i'm just like okay if like taking a couple pictures at dinner is like the worst thing to ever happen to you like i think you're okay yeah but also like in moderation and like people like not being weird about it i mean i'm sure she gets a ton of weirdos though right yeah but it's like you just well kids people in their 20s are nuts yeah they're not Yeah But I also have to say I love her shit And she's doing great

And I hope that this doesn't make her stop making music. Right.
Did you see Adele is taking a break? Adele. She said she's been working for seven years straight to build a life.
And now she's going to go live that life she's built. I feel like when people announce they're leaving, they always come back.
Yeah. Talk about someone who literally revenge was the top thing.
Yeah. On her list.
Yeah. Well, she's been touring.
Yeah. Nonstop.
Which is going to be us soon. No, I can't believe it.
it i literally i need to buckle down and take my vitamins what vitamins are you taking like what's in right now i don't even know what i'm taking honestly sprinkle some so hard to keep a regimen but i really try i know if you could take your supplements even if they're not working it. I've been putting like a vitamin C packet in my Stanley's every morning, like my symbiotica.
Like, yeah. And I'm like, okay, that's at least going to do something.
Yeah. It has said equivalent to 10 oranges.
So I was like, okay. I met Eliza Schlesinger.
No way. When I went to this outdoor festival, it's called outdoors something.
I didn't realize it was actually outdoors. Like I thought it was just outdoorsy because it was in Canada.
And I showed up. But you were in like an amphitheater.
Yeah, like fully like trees outdoors. And I said, are we wait? i didn't know it's outdoors yeah and then

at the end i like i was featuring for her so i had to announce her and i go oh my god so it was like shout out to liza sesinger like i love her so much she's about to burn this forest to the ground hannah burner hannah burner you made a forest fire joke in canada people were like and then i started dying laughing and i was like oh is that too much the gigglers are messaging me because not everyone was a giggler there the gigglers were like oh my god you made a joke about burning the forest to the ground that's one of the craziest things i think i've ever heard someone do that is i wanted to say like she's about to like bring the house down but we weren't in a house so I was like she's gonna light this shit on fire she's gonna start a small forest fire that could be hard to tame yeah no that's insane how was it though well it was fun because she asked me to go to her hotel room before to like get ready with her. Oh my God.
I was like so nervous because she's has she's done so many specials. She's so iconic.
And like all I want is respect from other female comedians. Like that's that's when I get like weird.
I'm like. Yeah.
I walk in and I'm wearing like a. It's like being a freshman in high school.
Literally. I feel like an eighth grader and I'm meeting the senior and she's like smoking a cigarette and she's like yeah you want to learn the biz yeah I walked in she was so fucking nice so normal like she could have literally punched me in the face and I've been like I love you Eliza yeah but she was wearing like leggings and a t-shirt and I came in with like a skirt and like a good American off the shoulder thing in my boots.
And she was like, oh my God, you're dressed so nice. And I was like, first of all, no one's ever told me that.
Second of all, I'm used to being the one that dresses like trash. This is crazy.
And she's like, I only dress up when I shoot my special. Stop.
I dress in like just lounge wear, like pajamas for the rest of it. And I was like, that like that's iconic Paige would be did you tell her you were so stressed picking your special outfit oh we talked about that it's like it was a whole thing but then she goes or maybe I brought it up someone brought it up they're like wouldn't it be funny if we switched outfits right now and I was like that's we were like filming like it was just us alone in the room like wouldn't be crazy okay I'm I thought like I this I thought I knew where this story was going but I'm actually at a crossroads and I'm really I'm fully unclear so filming for what like what we were filming like a get ready with me video who suggested I think I did it's oh because like in my head it's like some creepy guy being like this would be cool if you guys switch clothes on camera but basically wait what i was telling her i was like you would look so cute in like these high boots and like off the shoulder and she we decided we should switch clothes and i thought that was gonna be so funny and cute i didn't realize i'm a sweaty disgusting pig no you're sweating disgusting and i was outdoors getting to her and then you know i get nervous when i talk to people so i'm like i'm full sweat mode and i take it off and i give it to her and she's like this is soaking wet no hannah lucy and i was like i'm so sorry we don't have to do this and she was like no no we're doing this and i'm like no no no like i didn't realize i was you know you don't know you're sweaty until you take it off and you're like that's like soaked like dripping and she was like no we're doing it and i'm like eliza no please don't do this she puts it on she's like this is disgusting and i was saying and i'm literally like i just feel like i feel like it was a bonding for us.
But I also feel like she didn't deserve that. And I shouldn't have put her through that kind of.
As someone who's probably interacted with your sweat, I would say probably second to your husband. But I don't even know because I've been sweated on.
I've like stuck my foot in things that like your foot's been in. Like I've fully also have like put your clothes on.
So like it's a weird position to be in, you know, so I feel for Eliza. And then she looked at me because I was wearing her clothes.
I'm wearing her leggings. Wait, here's one thing I will say, and I think think this is really important for as much as we talk about you how much you sweat never once in my life have i been like hannah you smell you don't smell people don't talk about that enough i literally have no smell talk about that enough because it's actually adds to the lore of your sweat because I'm like what is it though because like it's not your typical like oh my god like she's sweating so much she just like worked out she has like bo like you don't smell so it it almost like takes you off guard that you've even sweat so much because i like i haven't smelled it's aquafina it's aquafina coming out of my pores no it's insane but you're so right I don't smell and I don't people don't talk about that ever like no one knows it and it's very important like you sweating is very intimate and personal with you it doesn't involve other people no unless they're trying to take your clothes but I'm standing there and I'm wearing her leggings and she's like oh no are you gonna sweat in my leggings and like I can't control my pussy sweat so I'm like because I do sweat in my creases like in my thigh creases yeah it's bad so I was like I need to get this off me immediately because it's one thing for I just I don't want to hurt I don't want to know you're nervous sweating obviously I'm nervous sweating so I take it off and then we're like everything's okay but it was one of those girlhood moments where like we did kind of bond which was nice yeah and then I got to perform and I introduced her and it just was like very fun and cool and even though I was really upset about challengers like seeing her made me feel a lot better I hope Zendaya didn't see your rant about challengers i ended my rant saying watch it for zendaya do not approve of the script do not approve of the characters do not approve of the writing the producing like techno music the whole time which i just couldn't follow because there was nothing to follow and there was nothing to follow and there was really no big i kept waiting i think for some big like epic sex scene yeah i think i think the movie on amazon what was it the one that sabrina's ex-boyfriend was in oh when jacob lordy was in yeah um salt burn salt which love.
I was expecting it to like turn to some crazy sex scene like a la salt burn.

Like I don't know.

I just thought it was going to have that vibe.

And it wasn't.

And I.

Also something is to be said about movies thinking they're so artsy.

No but like.

Like you can't be too artsy.

Yeah.

You know those movies that they're like they don't give a fuck if we know what the plot is. Like this is their own like cultural experiment.
And I'm like, don't use me as a guinea pig in your fucking weird art project. Yeah.
And it's like your movies to like minimalist. I don't even know what their names are.
The point of movies is to feel something. And if all I'm seeing is like weird shit that confuses me, it's like, no but that's so funny because I when they started their like kissing scenes I'm like sitting next to a dude so I'm like oh my god I hope there's no like p in the v because like that's so awkward that I'm like watching porn next to a stranger no it's so awkward when that happens on a plane i watch like the frida movie and like her boobs

are out and i just i don't want to stop watching but i'm also like this is too much but um i always like skip i'm like i can't what if like someone's behind me and it's like a child yeah but they never got to any fun crazy fucking scenes and then they kept changing the timeline and the only way you'd know she was younger was from like how long her hair was. Yes.
That was so fucking stupid. Yeah.
I hate when movies switch back and forth because it's like a different time and they don't tell you. And it's like, OK, I didn't sign up for this.
I don't need the like switching back in time stuff. And also, let's be honest, I was into storying the whole time.
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Something I do think people should watch. There's a documentary out called Gary on Peacock.

Oh.

About Gary Coleman.

No way.

I. thing i do think people should watch there's a documentary out called gary on peacock oh about gary coleman no way i watch it knew nothing about gary coleman who knows anything about gary coleman what was the name of that show again what was the name of the flying colors or something let me see this was before our time guys guys.
Yeah. Gary Coleman.

Different strokes.

Different strokes.

Different strokes.

So he basically was like a cute, genius, hysterical, amazing.

But he did have some problems with like his kidney.

So he was like sick all the time. And he ended up having that like kind of stunted growth.
But he was the biggest fucking star from 1978 to 1986 in different strokes. And then his life got fucking crazy.
Like his people stealing his money, like huge beef with his parents and falling in love with people who are just using him. And they're interviewing everyone.
So you kind of like don't know whose side to take. And then he dies.
And it's like a little mysterious how he died. He apparently fell at home with his wife.
I know. No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know.
I don't like that. I know.
And there's, yeah, it's just a very well done documentary being famous as a kid is fucked up no i couldn't imagine it i truly truly couldn't imagine it but i understand why people say that when you get famous things stop because like you actually stop um living life you just become a character you don't like you're not like learning who you are you literally just become a brand how old was he when he died i think in his 40s he basically lived oh my god i didn't realize he was that young 42 but they said they didn't know if he was even gonna like live past like 12 because of his diseases but um he he was a very very interesting guy and like how long is the documentary i think like an hour 30 oh okay so it's not like multiple parts no it was just a peacock thing about garrett and he was so cute and smart did you watch the netflix document my like the worst ex or

something i haven't watched it sometimes okay because i don't click on documentaries because

i'm like oh hannah might watch this you're like i could save seven hours i'm like she'll just tell

me i like when they do the ones like crazy exes or like roommates like they're good but it takes

me more to like get into it because it just seems like there's so many different stories you like

Thank you. when they do the ones like crazy exes or like roommates like they're good but it takes me more to like get into it because it just seems like there's so many different stories you like one yeah you like one big story where the characters are all the same and they're like investigating i'm obsessed with people's like huge downfalls and then i'm obsessed with people's huge rising ups yes and it could be like be cultish.
It could be murder. It could be music.
Yeah, you like a real roller coaster. I want a fucking story.
But I do think for manifesting, I will watch the Taylor Swift documentary. I'll just put it on sometimes as my comfort thing.
Yep. There's something about it that is like, I just like that.
Gets you in the mood. I'm in the mood to be like let's take over the world and i'm gonna manifest with watching taylor swift's documentary i've been journaling oh you're not okay that's next level that's next level who who told you you have to journal because no one does it on their own no No one's like, I'm going to journal.
Who told you to journal? I just found my brain to feel like feeling very messy. Okay.
And I felt like it was going to like calm certain, like I sometimes find it hard to compartmentalize certain things. Like I'll be like thinking about something all day that like doesn't really matter that I don't need to be thinking about all day.
And I felt like journaling. Helps you process the emotion.
Yeah, helps me process certain things and then like compartmentalize things. Or it also helps you like.
And I'm very into, this might sound like a little bit woo woo. And like, but when I want to manifest something, I find it really important to be like so grateful of my life.

So like when I'm journaling,

also I like to write out like things that I love about my life.

And I think that helps me manifest things.

Gratefulness is super important.

One of my friends was saying he was dating a girl who she

would text him every morning 10 things she was grateful for okay that's and he broke up with her but i do i was like wait that's so fucking sweet though if that happened to me in real life like if I rolled over every day and my partner told me 10 things they were grateful for i would shoot them in the face wait okay gun violence okay gun violence um i didn't say with what like it could be like a literal nerf gun you would but like i would be so i would be so fucking angry you would bedazzle your

gun like sidekicks in the 2000s yeah i'd have a juicy gator gun wait but the gratefulness makes so much sense because if you think of your life in scarcity where you're like i don't have anything i'm not happy i need this and you're forcing stuff that's not when things come to you it's that's like dating that's like um in meetings but when you're grateful you have this like overwhelming like everything is available to me everything is possible i have everything i don't need anything and things just start falling in your lap the abundance you just have an abundance no i really believe in that to quote the great serena williams um she actually said something that like really hit home to me because she was coco goff was playing and coco was having a lot of trouble with her forehand which i've had trouble with can we talk about naomi osaka's outfit outfit what do you think i love the bow like i love the bows I just think it's so cute some of them i'm like i feel like that's hard to play in i mean she's in full tutus i'm like i i feel like that might be she's got to be hot she's doing what serena would do where like you'd watch serena and you're like there's no way she's comfortable in that or like she probably would have won that match if she didn't have like denim on she's got she's got crinoline under her skirt like i mean it's

but it's so good for the game of tennis and like honestly the reason why you would have loved tennis is you realize every tournament you could wear whatever you want no like there's no jerseys you literally i would pick like a and it's all sets so like a reebok set or like yeah a nike set or a dress.

I will have like a small unpopular opinion.

I'm rarely impressed by the female tennis outfits like I don't get why like Chanel hasn't like yeah done a full exclusive line for like one tennis no you're right like I don't get it I think Wilson is doing good stuff I i think fp movement is doing good stuff but these are all like why isn't tori birch in there like whipping some things out tori birch sport i want to see more because they're so good you're so fucking right i think what happens is like nike and adidas dominate and they kind of have their stuff but occasionally the top girls like sharpova would do She'd be like, I want to design my own dress for Roland Garros. And she would sit down with the designer.
That's what Serena would do, which is really cool. Yeah, that is cool.
But I do like what Naomi's doing. It's like fun and cool.
No, it's fun. And I feel like the US Open is like an easy one to do that at because it's not as like uptight and fancy as like Wimbledon.
Do you know what's so cunty too? They have different dresses for their day and their night matches. Yeah.
So if they're in the day, they wear the lighter color and at night they wear their like black sparkly, whatever outfit. Yeah.
No, I think that's like half the fun because sometimes I'm like the men's outfits look better like sometimes the men look like more put together like some of the girls for us they really their outfit is really not something they're prioritizing they're trying to win the match and they want to be comfortable but also it's like there are designers that could lean in more um yeah and make them comfy but serena's quote was they were like do you think um Coco should change your forehand and Serena's the greatest of all time so I'm like listening like what is she gonna say and Serena goes everyone hits the forehand differently everyone goes about their life differently but the one thing you need to have is confidence she's like I don't care how she's hitting it hit it with a belief in yourself and that and not to go all sports mode but like the relationship you have with like tennis is similar to your relationship with life and it's so true where so many times you're like am i doing this right does this look perfect is this perfect am i going about the right way just fucking do it with confidence right and you're so ahead of. Right.
And that's where like delusion comes in. You know what? You know what I feel like used to give me a lot of confidence in my early 20s.
And this is like so random. But I used to go to like so many workout classes.
And I used to get so insecure about like other people watching you in the workout class. Yeah.
And then I realized that every other person is also worried about that. So they're not even taking the time to watch you because they think you're watching them.
Yeah. And that like, like twist gave me like more confidence.
I was like, no one's even watching me. Like they're worried about themselves.
I went to yoga class recently, a high pop yoga class. and this girl next confidence i was like no one's even watching me like they're worried about themselves i went to yoga class recently a hip hop yoga class and this girl next to me was like she was like grunting and then she was like doing like weird extra stuff like she was just like going off on her own doing her weird stuff and i was like that girl's awesome like back in the day i was so much confidence literally like she was like grunting and big breaths and maybe back in the day you'd be like why is she doing that i was like that girl doesn't give a fuck and i want to be her friend she's she's getting her 25 worth out of this freaking class i literally was like she's an icon and like she's probably really successful is like what i thought like she does her and doesn't give a fuck and serena's so right like we're all imperfect but like do stuff with confidence not to bring it full circle but i think that's also why we don't care about like socializing anymore because you get to an age where you're like i don't need to go out to talk what are we gonna i'm not gonna talk about myself like i don't need to impress you so it's like i'm just gonna stay home i also think we bond because we have like we do have similar mental illness i agree and we we tell people like oh we're best friends because we have the same sense of humor which means say mental illness sorry our depression and anxiety line up perfectly our demons fucking love each other

um right before we end i also have one other hot take cookie dough croissants like from where

there's like chocolate chip croissants going around the french are laughing right in our face

i'm saying no i'm saying we've gone too far let's stop people are dying i would try it

Thank you. The French are laughing right in our face.
I'm saying no. I'm saying we've gone too far.
Let's stop. People are dying.
I would try it. But to me, I'm not seeing how it would be a croissant.
Like, how are they making it flaky? It's like flaky around. I just don't.
We don't need it. We don't need it.
And like people are going to die from it. No, we don't need it.
It's too much. It's excessive.
And I don't think it's. I know I'm really getting old when I'm like, that should be banned.
I'm like, that is so bad for you. That should literally be banned.
Like that has red dye 40 banning. Like.
I never thought I would be that person. And I'm like, I love candy and I and i'm like ban it no it just it makes me upset because like then where is happiness if you can put all your favorite things together into one thing it's like what is life like let me chase something let me try to find something don't just give me fucking cookie dough croissants on a platter i don't know how to process it i don't like't like it.
Daphne's being so cute, by the way. No, she's being so cute.
We're on Zoom, and she's just, like, loving. Hanging.
Hanging, hearing your voice. She just jumped down.
She doesn't like being talked about. So this weekend, I know she knew I was talking about her, and she's like, don't monetize me.
She's like, keep my name out of your mouth. 1-800-T mouth 1-800 try me oh yeah we launched the merch finally finally finally we have new merch and we also launched a tie which was the tie went crazy my idea and then the bow is so cute the bow is adorable it's so cute we brought back voice rest so anyway if you missed the merch drop we've dropped merch we haven't dropped merch for a long time because we were dealing with some admin stuff but now we're back on track and then this weekend do you know where we're going yep we're going downtown we're going to charlotte north carolina charlotte durham atlanta charleston i'm so excited to see the gigglers any advice for them just like come ready to giggle just I can't wait to get ready to fuck around and find out I can't wait to see everyone's outfits the show's completely different it's our version of socializing when you hate socializing no that's the only socializing I want to do with my community my community tell your therapist about this yeah okay I was like how dare you how dare you? How dare you talk about Giggly Squad like that?

We're about to socialize all weekend.

No,

it's going to be fucking crazy.

We love you guys so much.

Thank you for giggling

and we'll talk to you later.

Bye.

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