Giggling about croissant cookies, community, and curling irons

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Curling irons are female weapons and Iliza Shlesinger became a victim of Hannah's sweat.


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Speaker 1 Hey, it's Paige DeSorbo from Giggly Squad. In case you didn't know, Abercrombie's active brand is YPB, aka your personal best.
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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

Speaker 1 So I started listing them on Depop and honestly, it's amazing. You can sell the pieces you're over and someone out there will be obsessed with them.
And the best part, there's no seller fees, none.

Speaker 1 So the money you make actually stays in your pocket, which feels very chic. Plus, it's so easy.
I listed something while watching TV and it sold before the episode even ended.

Speaker 1 Depop isn't just one aesthetic, either, it's all of them: minimal, street wear, date night, whatever your vibe is, there's someone who shares it.

Speaker 1 So, download the Depop app and list your first item today because your old outfit might be someone else's new favorite.

Speaker 1 And don't forget to tune in to our latest bonus episode where Hannah and I will take calls from the Giggly Squad Style Hotline.

Speaker 1 We're helping solve your fashion dilemmas, shopping woes, and style questions. Submit yours now at gigglystylehotline.com for a chance to get your question answered by us on the show.

Speaker 1 Depop, where taste recognizes taste.

Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up, my great U.S. Open gigglers? Mmm.

Speaker 2 I don't know if that was random.

Speaker 1 We're about to be U.S. Open gigglers.

Speaker 2 We're going to the U.S. Open tomorrow.
We're so excited. Paige, is there anything you think the gigglers should know about the US Open? Like, what questions do you think the gigglers would have?

Speaker 2 I feel like everyone wants to be obsessed with tennis, but they watch challengers, so they're like thrown. Like they don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 Well, I keep seeing on TikTok that like one girl went to something that was like pre

Speaker 1 the week before the U.S. Open, and she was like really disappointed that no one was as dressed up as she thought they would be.

Speaker 1 And then all of these girls were doing TikToks of like what to wear to the U.S. Open because it's like so so much more casual.

Speaker 2 Well, the night matches are more like

Speaker 1 I feel like they're a little bit dressy.

Speaker 2 And if you're on Arthur Ashe,

Speaker 2 there's two big stadiums, Arthur Ashe and Louis Armstrong. But the secret is you go the week before during qualifying if you want to see like the top people warm up, all those matches.

Speaker 2 Look, I'm feeling very territorial.

Speaker 1 I know. It's okay.
The way you feel about tennis, the way you feel about tennis is the way I feel about Love Island.

Speaker 2 I thought you were going to say fashion. Hello.

Speaker 2 Love Island. Oh, because you like liked it before.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like I was watching Love Island way before even like Americans were watching UK. So I was way before Americans watching USA.
Look, we have taste. And I just, we have very good taste.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I was just like, I've been watching this show before COVID.

Speaker 2 DM me if you have any questions about tennis, but I actually, did you see?

Speaker 2 I finally watched Challengers.

Speaker 1 I did see your very extensive review I go through okay here's the thing when I watch your Instagram stories I

Speaker 1 am just so happy that you're my friend and that you get to like read my thoughts about your Instagram stories because I truly do go through such a journey like It's such a mini movie, your Instagram stories, because like sometimes I'm like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 Then I'm like, I'm so grossed out by you.

Speaker 2 And then I'm like, my other DMs are the gigglers guessing how you feel about my Insta stories. They're like, Paige is upset.
Paige is going to be upset when she sees.

Speaker 1 Check on Paige. Something really upset me this weekend that you had posted.

Speaker 2 Well, I posted that in my.

Speaker 2 No, you laughed because I posted in my that I found my Invisalign in my Mew Mew and you thought that was funny, but then I took it one step too far and I posted a photo of my

Speaker 2 toenail that

Speaker 2 the pedicure had grown out.

Speaker 2 Like, it looked like I had a French manicure because the pedicure grew out so much and that was that was violence that I chose that day to post no that was violence and also because I feel like

Speaker 1 you're so hard on your feet I feel like

Speaker 2 okay that was that was the meanest thing ever said to me what the fuck does that even mean

Speaker 1 No, I feel like you're always like running, working out, like you're in sneakers, you're sweating, you like from the patriarchy, you're falling.

Speaker 1 You're like, I feel like you do like fast walking sometimes. I don't know.

Speaker 1 So I always feel like your feet must hurt more than the average person, that you would need a pedicure more, like to just like.

Speaker 2 No, I've lost many a toenail.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I feel like your toes have had trauma.

Speaker 2 Well, you know what? I don't love myself enough to give myself a pedicure. It's funny.
Some girls were like, first of all, we believe you. This is on brand.
We're fine with this.

Speaker 2 And then some people were like, it's one hour of your fucking day, bitch. Take care of your nails.

Speaker 1 No, it's just like, I can't go.

Speaker 1 I get pedicures all winter long, too. Like, I've also never, never identified with the girls that are like, oh, it's winter.
So like not getting a pedicure.

Speaker 1 Yes, I go longer than I do in the summer, but I'm still getting pedicures in the winter.

Speaker 2 Because you think you're better than me.

Speaker 1 I mean, no, I don't think I'm better than you. I'm not even comparing myself, Gio.
I'm just saying I'm different.

Speaker 2 You said I had big, heavy feet. No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 You know what I realized is the meanest thing someone said to me, and it wasn't recent. It was like in general over the last couple years.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Has owner.

Speaker 2 Someone called me photogenic. Yeah.
And I feel like that's the meanest thing you could say to someone.

Speaker 1 No, I think. I think that's one of the nicest compliments.

Speaker 2 No, when people see me in person and they go, you're photogenic. Or like we take a photo and they're like, oh my god, you're so photogenic.

Speaker 2 I'm like, so you're saying that you're surprised that my ugly ass looks decent in a photo.

Speaker 1 No, I think you're reading too much into it. You're being a little too sensitive in this situation.

Speaker 2 I feel like today I'm in a sensitive place. I think I'm PMSing.

Speaker 1 Wait, did I tell you that I grabbed a curling iron?

Speaker 2 Your enemies are out to get you. Someone is preying on your downfall.

Speaker 2 Wait, that's my biggest fear.

Speaker 1 I was actually more mad at myself. I was like, there is no way I just did that.
Like that is not a thing that I do. I don't consider myself like a clumsy person or like

Speaker 2 off-brand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was really off-brand for me. Like, so that's why I was so mad about it.

Speaker 2 Your head was in the clouds.

Speaker 1 Also, it's 2024. What, like, hair tools don't go off automatically after a certain amount of time? Like, are we kidding? What year is that? That's what I was most mad about.

Speaker 1 And another, like, another thing I'll bring up to the mayor. Like, that's a really good idea.

Speaker 2 That needs to be changed. The president needs to talk to someone about that.

Speaker 1 No, the laws should definitely be changed in that. And I mean, simple house fires.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because you know how many girls, their days ruined because they know that they left their flat iron on or whatever.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it like ruins your countertop. I've ruined, I feel like I've ruined a lot of things with like my

Speaker 1 irons getting too hot, whatever. So I went to grab it on the correct end,

Speaker 1 and when I touched it, it was so hot that I was like, oh my God, that was the wrong end. So then I grabbed the other end,

Speaker 1 but that was the wrong end.

Speaker 2 Why was the right end hot?

Speaker 1 Because it was on for so long. It was on for hours.
I mean, I touched something that was legitimately 500 degrees. I got a second degree burn on my middle finger.

Speaker 2 Wait, and your finger is already so tiny to begin with. Is it okay? Did it shrivel up?

Speaker 1 Okay, so all that night I couldn't sleep because my hand was throbbing and ice actually made it way worse, which I didn't know was a fucking motion.

Speaker 2 You have to put it in milk.

Speaker 2 I'm just kidding. I just made that up.

Speaker 1 No, because everything I was Googling was like, put butter on it. I was like, I'm not fucking putting butter on like open wounds.
Like, this is insane.

Speaker 2 You just, it needs to blister, I guess.

Speaker 1 It just, it blistered, and then the blisters popped on their own, and I just like kept it wrapped with a bandage. I loved that the skin.
My skin, like, absorbed. I fucking loved it.

Speaker 2 squeezing it out a little bit so sometimes when i'm on the road with des we're like getting ready together and obviously i have my routine and i put which is me putting everything all over the place now as someone with adhd i like burn myself every single day so like suck it up but

Speaker 2 des

Speaker 2 accidentally touched it because he was moving it and he didn't know and he didn't deserve that and then i realized how like women we have so many like weapons around us, and, like, well, what made me mad was I'm usually the person being like, watch the straightener, it's on, like, don't step here, like, the curling iron's on.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm very aware of the hot tools.

Speaker 2 And he's like, why would you put it there? And I'm like, where am I supposed to put it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, it's on the counter.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's on the counter. Um, so anyway, guys, keep an eye out.

Speaker 1 No, it's dangerous out there in your own home.

Speaker 2 Also, I was at a Labor Day weekend party and I was like feeling myself,

Speaker 2 but I put on these these like nipple pads things. What are those nipple covers that I highly recommend everyone gets? Yep.
So they just cover your nipples, but then I just felt like my

Speaker 2 boobs were just not like hitting the way I wanted them to. So I got went to my mom's house because I was in Shelter Island and switched to her bra

Speaker 2 and just put my nipple things in my Mew Meo.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And

Speaker 2 in the middle of the party, I see my nipple pads on the ground.

Speaker 2 Like these, like, it's on grass. and it's these like big tan nipple colors.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, nobody points this out. Like, how do I pick this up? And then my fucking friend is like, whose nipples are those? And then it was like, and it was like a family party.

Speaker 2 And I was, and I had to lean in. I'm dead.
And I was like, my nipples, sorry, guys. Haha.
And then all the older guys were like,

Speaker 2 how does that even work? And I'm like, okay, you don't have to get it.

Speaker 1 It must have been like stuck to your phone and you like pulled your phone out of your bag or something.

Speaker 2 100%. Also, like last week, I left my passport on the plane, which is like, that is diabolical.
Like, that is the worst thing you could possibly do.

Speaker 1 That's literally.

Speaker 2 Like, I think I was holding my passport. I put it down.
I sat on it. Like, I was one of those people in the bathroom where they're like, Hannah Berner, please come to gate 47.

Speaker 2 And I was like, maybe a giggler is working at the gate and wants to say hi.

Speaker 1 I've never been called two things in my life that, like, I'm like, hmm, interesting. I've never been on a Jumbotron for anything.

Speaker 1 I've never been on a Jumbotron at any single game, whether it's professional or not. And I just find that.

Speaker 2 I think it's because you don't go to any games.

Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like I've been at

Speaker 1 enough to, like, at some point be on a Jumbotron.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I've never been on a Jumbotron, and I've never had my name on a loudspeaker, like, anywhere.

Speaker 2 Even school?

Speaker 1 Um, no.

Speaker 2 You're never in trouble.

Speaker 1 I was never, like, called.

Speaker 2 You were never that level of in trouble. See, I feel like I'm all my name's always being called, but like in in bad ways.
And I'm like, Mother Fuver.

Speaker 2 So I I walk all the way back to the gate and I'm like,

Speaker 2 I didn't forget anything. So I'm like, well, these people want.
Yeah. And it's this like adorable gay guy and he's like, you left your passport, honey.
And I was like, I am so embarrassed right now.

Speaker 2 Let's pretend this never happened. You don't know me.
I don't know you. And I turned around and he was dying laughing.
But like, I'm such a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 But anyway, it was that that flight that I watched, Challengers.

Speaker 2 And I guess some people have thought I've watched it before. I haven't.

Speaker 2 And I want the last, you know, four hours of my fucking life back. I didn't finish it because the flight wasn't long enough.
It's like Lord of the Fucking Rings. Yeah, it's long.
It's bad.

Speaker 1 Well, it's hard not being on your phone during it. Like, I was on my phone for the whole time.

Speaker 2 But, like, the writing is bad.

Speaker 2 And I know some, if, no, I don't care if people liked it. I have to stick to my guns.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You don't care about her. Care about her.

Speaker 2 She, you could have cared so much about this girl who works so hard. Instead, she's just like helping men's dreams come true.
One of them was kind of cute, but like, no, not enough.

Speaker 1 No, it very much. There's something about like artsy movies recently where I'm feeling like they're making the main guys, like the lead guys, very rat-like.

Speaker 1 But dare I say, like, pubescent? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Or are we just getting old? No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know. No, well, the guy was talking about retiring, and I was like, he doesn't, he can't even grow chin hair.
And this guy's about to retire.

Speaker 1 I felt like there was no character development.

Speaker 2 No character development.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so when she's like picking between the guys, you're like, I don't give a fuck. I don't because I don't know them.
I don't know them and I don't know you.

Speaker 2 So I don't even know if I'm rooting for your happiness or your downfall. Yeah.
So it was just super bad.

Speaker 2 And because my thing is, I'm fine with the the tennis being shitty as long as the plot and the characters are really good.

Speaker 1 But it was bad. I love Zendaya so much that I'll watch anything she's in.
Yes. I just like her being on my screen.

Speaker 1 Like there's just something about like there's a few actresses like that where I'm just like, I don't even care if it's bad.

Speaker 2 Like I'm going to watch it. I think that's why the movie was made because they were like Zendaya's in it.
And my final thought, because people were like, oh, good, I'm not going to watch it, is

Speaker 2 I think because Zendaya is in it, watch it, but just know it's terrible. Yeah.
So I'm not saying don't worry.

Speaker 1 Like, I couldn't tell you what it's about.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 No, it's, it's really. Oh, it pissed me the fuck.
Oh, it pissed me the fuck off. Yeah.
Oh, God.

Speaker 2 I could see that.

Speaker 2 Anywho.

Speaker 2 I also

Speaker 2 have been seeing these trends on TikTok.

Speaker 2 Have you seen the girls being like, me leaving the house knowing men will hate my outfit? Have you seen those? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Do you know how they make me feel?

Speaker 2 These girls look fucking adorable. I'm like, you guys have no idea what it's like to wear an outfit that a man actually hates.
Like, they're wearing something that's like slightly baggy in the shirt.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I wore jorts. I'm out here wearing jorts.
That's what a man will hate. Like, I'm wearing my dad's t-shirt and jorts.

Speaker 1 No, it's the same idea of like those TikToks that are like...

Speaker 2 What girls find like attractive or pretty is like very opposite from what guys find attractive or pretty yeah but the girls are putting on outfits that I know that guys are like she looks cute they're like guys are gonna hate this set and I'm like if you're wearing a set a guy will like it yeah I don't think guys like would hate a baggy pant either no no so all those girls don't know it's a cute trend you don't know what it's like to wear an outfit that a guy will actually hate like I'll show you a fucking outfit like wear a fucking crock wear a crock and then talk to me

Speaker 1 see you do it in a different way than I do it. Like, sometimes, like, I know a guy will hate my outfit if it's, like, so girly.
But if it's, like, there's just like a massive bow across my chest.

Speaker 2 He'll still be attracted to you. He'll still be like, that's cute.

Speaker 2 Like, yeah, it's not like you're dressing like, you know, Megan Fox with like a wet t-shirt contest, but like, right.

Speaker 2 Just because you're wearing something that isn't like that doesn't mean a man's going to hate it.

Speaker 2 Like, I'll wear some outfits where Des is like, you have to change. Like, it's going to be a problem.

Speaker 2 He's like, you got to try a little bit. This is a nice dinner.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I hate being in those situations. There's nothing worse than having to get ready when you don't want to go.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 that's like a modern form of torture.

Speaker 2 When you don't know what you're going to wear.

Speaker 1 When you just like don't want to go to where you have to get ready for.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And when you don't know what you're going to wear, like that's, and you're like, I don't even want to be doing this in the first place.

Speaker 1 When you don't know what to wear, but you want to go to the function, very different.

Speaker 2 That's a high. That is a pressure high that I live for.
I'm like, who's she gonna be tonight? Yeah. Where it's like, what do I want to dress in while I'm miserable tonight?

Speaker 2 I actually was talking to my therapist.

Speaker 2 Oh, I forgot you're back in therapy.

Speaker 2 Since the special, I was back in therapy. The special put me back into therapy, which thank God it all worked out.
But

Speaker 2 we were talking about like, I was like, I wish I wanted to be more social.

Speaker 2 And I was like, me and my best friend Paige, like, we joke about it, but like, I wish I enjoyed things that other people enjoyed, like, simple stuff.

Speaker 2 And she was like, well, community is a big part of happiness. And I was like, send me an article on that.
That sounds important. I'm not going to read.

Speaker 2 And she's like, I'm going to send you the article. And I was like, yes.

Speaker 2 And then she, I was like, I do have a pretty big community. It's called Giggly Squad.
And she's like, that's not the same. And I was like, they're all my best friends.
And she was like, no.

Speaker 1 Human to human interaction.

Speaker 2 I did say I had a community of fantasy football, and she paused.

Speaker 1 That's not in person.

Speaker 2 She goes, She was like, I don't know what that is. And I was like, I also did,

Speaker 2 we'd go to the bar and watch the games, but I've I have multiple times left because I was upset. Like, I didn't let people know I was upset, but like, my team's fucking losing.

Speaker 2 So I'd leave.

Speaker 2 I'd leave to do laundry. I'd say I have laundry.
I'm not sitting there like watching my team be decimated.

Speaker 1 When was this? When was this?

Speaker 2 I mean, recently?

Speaker 1 Like, in the past year?

Speaker 2 In my early 20s, but there's definitely been days last year that my day was low-key ruined because of fantasy football.

Speaker 1 Wow. I didn't know you were that into it.

Speaker 2 I can get into anything.

Speaker 2 So, anyway, I told her that, and she straight up. Oh, that's comforting.

Speaker 2 She straight up was like, you're an interesting person. She said that to me.
So I think I won.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 Your hair therapist hitting you with you're an interesting person.

Speaker 1 I think that could be a compliment, though, too.

Speaker 2 No, I fully took it as a compliment. Yeah.
Because she was kind of laughing.

Speaker 2 And then I was like, uh-oh, I think she likes me too much.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing, too, I think. I think that women get like more societal advice than like men do.

Speaker 1 And I feel like women get like contradictory advice because like I feel like you always hear things of like, oh, when you have a smaller circle, it's because you're like working harder.

Speaker 1 You're doing X, Y, and Z. But then it's also like girls are expected to have this like girl group of friends.
And like, if they don't, like, is that a red flag? Yeah. And I just,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I feel like me not wanting to go out recently or not even recently, but like me not like wanting to socialize is because

Speaker 1 You're so busy like you're so busy during the week and it's like I only have a couple hours Male friendships are a made-up thing.

Speaker 1 No, right. And like when men are hanging out, they're not diving into it the way we are.
Like, I could never go sit with you. Right.

Speaker 1 Like, I could never go sit with you with something looming on my brain and just be like, yeah, dude, like, we're probably not going to talk about it today.

Speaker 1 Like, it's all, we're going to fucking talk about it. We're going to look at it from 65 angles.

Speaker 2 Also, even if something's not looming over your head, we'll find something. Right.
We're not leaving this conversation until we figure something out.

Speaker 2 No, I told you, it was like when one of our friends, like, he broke up with his girlfriend and we went to dinner, didn't bring it up for till the fucking dessert.

Speaker 2 And I was like, I don't, this is not what I signed up for. I came here for the gossip.
I wanted the drama. Right, right.

Speaker 2 But it's funny because with my therapy, and I probably shouldn't be talking about this, but I think it's might be relatable.

Speaker 2 I think I podcast too much because we start talking about stuff and next thing you know, like, I'm riffing. I'm riffing, I'm riffing, I'm riffing.
She's laughing, and then she's like,

Speaker 2 No, talk deeper about that. It just, it becomes a podcast.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're like, hey, are you available every Tuesday?

Speaker 1 For something totally separate, I'll bring you just show up to your next appointment with microphones.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, can you send me this file after we're done?

Speaker 1 No, I also, like, also part of not wanting to socialize, like, certain things don't excite me the way they used to excite me and it's just i think like getting older

Speaker 2 well like it used to really excite me to think about going to a club on saturday night yeah yeah like college for me i would get excited about that and that just like doesn't excite me anymore I get anxiety over social things and then once I do it, I'm fine, but it's like the beforehand that I'm like, this is bad.

Speaker 2 This is going to be bad. I don't want to do this.
I'd rather. Like, I feel like I'm, everything's like taking time out of like my time alone.

Speaker 2 And I need to lean into like, no, community is where happiness is. But, like, sometimes it's not that much.

Speaker 1 That's why we need to live next door to each other.

Speaker 2 I know. I would rather have, you know, three to five really fucking close people in my life who get me, who I could be myself with, than like a huge group of people who don't give a fuck about me.

Speaker 1 Well, also, you meet friends in different stages of your life. Like, at some point in our life, like, we're going to be going out to dinner with like our kids' friends' parents.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like in certain situations.

Speaker 2 Why did I just get stressed? I was like, do we have to do that?

Speaker 1 No, I actually also just got

Speaker 2 scared for that.

Speaker 1 Wait, people don't talk enough about their kids becoming friends with other kids and you hating.

Speaker 1 the parents.

Speaker 2 I feel like that's what makes the drama of being a parent.

Speaker 2 Or what if you like the parents, but you hate the kid?

Speaker 1 I feel like there's so much untapped gossip for our future that I'm so excited about.

Speaker 2 You know, the moms, they're not only busy raising children, they're busy like dealing with all the new friendships of mommydom.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I love, we talk about being a mom so often.
I mean, we both are moms. We really are.
We really are.

Speaker 1 We don't socialize our children, though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No. And we like it that way.

Speaker 2 But also, like, not to be dramatic, but like, all I need is you. Like, why do I need two of you?

Speaker 1 No, that would be too much. A lot of the time, the more, more

Speaker 1 people, the more opportunity for messiness.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 And also, as you get older, you just care less about shit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, also, I don't have a MySpace top eight. Right.
I'm a fucking grown-up.

Speaker 2 But it is funny. You know, when, like, you're going to hang out with someone and you're excited and then they're like, oh, I'm bringing so-and-so.
And you're like,

Speaker 2 and they're always like, you're going to love them. And you're like, mm.

Speaker 1 And it just. No, I know.

Speaker 1 No, I know. I literally did that to you this week.
I was like, we're going to the U.S. Open and I'm bringing my friend.
You were like, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 And I had to like. No, this was my thing, but I've never fucking heard of this friend before.
And then it made me feel.

Speaker 1 No, you have.

Speaker 2 Is this the one friend that I always say I've never heard of before? Have I met her?

Speaker 1 I feel like at some birthday, you would have had to.

Speaker 2 Wait, I think I have. You have.
I just, you haven't mentioned her in a while, and I just felt. No, I haven't.
I felt kind of blindsided. Yeah, you felt bamboozled all the time.

Speaker 1 It was in tech. Yeah, it was okay.

Speaker 2 It was like,

Speaker 2 yeah.

Speaker 1 It's okay, though. It is hard watching your friends have other friends, though.

Speaker 1 Like, you do a lot of videos with other people.

Speaker 2 Like, you have to.

Speaker 1 That made me laugh so hard because you have a whole community of, like, comedian friends that I'm not really, like, tapped into, but, like, I know who they are.

Speaker 2 How does it make you feel?

Speaker 1 It makes me feel like a little bit on the outside, but also here is where like being non-social plays a great part.

Speaker 1 You're not hanging out with them, so like I'm not getting, there's just so much jealousy I can have. I'm like, okay, what is she sending them a few texts? Whatever.
She talks to me every time.

Speaker 2 It's funny. I feel like me and you would get more jealous.

Speaker 2 if like you started posting with another girl like everywhere and you were like loving her outfits and no i would never or like she said something and you started like dying laughing uncontrollably and i had to like watch a clip of that okay this is a really funny thing that i brought up the other night to sierra actually

Speaker 1 i was watching a tick tock and it was like two girls and they were obviously friends and they were like hugging each other in the tick tock and like doing like They were doing like some type of like sexual dance that like went along with some song and the caption was like about a guy.

Speaker 1 but like they were like dancing sexually with each other but it was like clearly a joke and i was like i've never been that type of friend

Speaker 2 like

Speaker 1 like i've never had a friendship with another female where it was like we hugged all the time and we like like when people talk about like cuddling with their friends yeah could not be me.

Speaker 1 I've never even been in the situation where like I'm cuddling with my friend.

Speaker 2 No, not to to go there, but you know how there were always those friends who like in college, some guy would be like, You two should kiss, and they like are so excited to kiss.

Speaker 2 I was like, absolutely, I was so scared of that. I was never that girl.

Speaker 1 I was always like, You want me to do what?

Speaker 2 Well, also, I think from a young age, I knew I didn't want to ever like bring men too much happiness. Yeah, so I was like,

Speaker 2 if I'm not going to be into it, like, but there were always girls who were just so comfortable.

Speaker 1 Well, I feel like you also always had friends where you were like, Are they

Speaker 1 like hooking up with each other? Like, I feel like at some point in my life, I was like, They might be.

Speaker 2 I just felt like I wasn't girly enough. And if I was girlier, like the girly girls would be like, like hanging on each other and like holding each other or whatever.
And I was kind of like, What's up?

Speaker 1 No, okay. So, see, like, I was really girly, girl, and I wasn't like that.
But you know what? Like, my best friend growing up was very similar to you. Like, she was played sports.

Speaker 1 Like, so we were very opposite. Yeah.
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think I like having a friend that's opposite of me.

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 2 yeah, because you're fucking sick of yourself. I don't want to talk to myself every day.
I'm talking to myself.

Speaker 2 I have a hot take. Yeah.
Oh, wait, this is...

Speaker 1 Like, if you called me with a legitimate outfit crisis and were like, I need to come over and borrow something. I'd be like, shut up.

Speaker 2 See,

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Speaker 2 And you're like, this is going to be really bad. And I'm like, it's okay.
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Speaker 2 Did you see see the Charlie XCX Lord song where they're like, so you think I might hate you and you can hate me?

Speaker 2 And then I thought you could fuck me, and then you hate me to save me, and I knew you could hate me, but I hate you to be.

Speaker 1 First of all,

Speaker 1 what's going on?

Speaker 1 First and foremost, what's happening?

Speaker 1 And secondly, is that English? Because not one person knows one word you just said. The accent went too late.

Speaker 2 Charlie XX and Lord people thought they were fighting and then they wrote a song together being like, I thought you were jealous and I thought that it was because of you and then I was like mad at you but you really love me and I loved you but you should and I really thought that I did a good impression of it.

Speaker 2 And I wanted to do a TikTok with you of it but then I realized like we would fumble it really bad.

Speaker 1 No, we would fumble that so bad. So were they fighting?

Speaker 2 It was basically like they both were fighting.

Speaker 2 Actually, I couldn't understand the song, but like they both thought each other hated each other, and they were both kind of jealous of each other a little. Wait,

Speaker 1 this just made me think of it. Okay,

Speaker 1 first of all, everyone freaking out about like Sabrina Carpenter and like her album and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, for whatever reason, it just did not register in my mind that Olivia Rodrigo, when she became really famous, her songs were about Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 The lore.

Speaker 1 Did you not like register that either?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Has it been confirmed?

Speaker 1 Yeah, when she wrote Driver's License and it was like the blonde who's like older than me, it was Sabrina Carpenter that she was singing about. And I was like, that's so interesting.

Speaker 1 Because then Sabrina Carpenter made a whole song about Camilla Cabello and how Sean Mendez got back together with her. And I found this really interesting too.

Speaker 1 It's always a brunette jealous of a blonde,

Speaker 1 and then a blonde jealous of a brunette. And we put ourselves in a vicious cycle.

Speaker 1 Like, it literally went brunette, blonde, brunette.

Speaker 2 And this is woman on women crime, and we have to grow from it.

Speaker 1 It's women on women crime, and it's the men to blame.

Speaker 1 And like how interesting they're all like really great singers. And I could not tell you.
I don't even know the guy that Olivia Rodrigo is singing about.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but Sean Mendez, is he in a cult?

Speaker 1 I think something.

Speaker 2 Instead of singing about a fight we had three years ago, can someone get him out of the cult?

Speaker 2 No jokes. They're busy getting, you know, you know, who's number one, two billboard.
Someone save Sean Mendez. If you really fucking love him so much, someone shoot him a text.

Speaker 1 We didn't even talk about your best friend giving birth,

Speaker 2 Haley Bieber. We, we just like, because it's kind of like a personal personal thing.
Did you?

Speaker 1 I did want to know, though, did you like send like a message, like congratulations or any type of interaction?

Speaker 2 Well, it's kind of like holidays with me and you. Like, it's too obvious.
Like,

Speaker 2 I'm not going to say congrats. Like, she knows I'm happy for her.
She knows me.

Speaker 2 She knows how I feel about these things. She knows I support her.
I don't have to like double down. Her phone probably had so many text messages.

Speaker 2 I also don't have her number.

Speaker 1 I love that we've normalized not wishing each other a happy holiday. It's unnecessary.

Speaker 2 I think if, like, like, imagine if your dude texted you, like, Merry Christmas, and he's, like, in the house with you, you're like, you cheated on me.

Speaker 1 Merry Christmas. No, I would be uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 I'm like, just shut up. I have a really hot take, but I'm going to ask you first.
Who do you think should play Britney in the biopic?

Speaker 2 Because I have the hottest take.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I can't wait for your hot take.
Who do I think, honestly?

Speaker 1 I don't, no one like famous right now is coming to mind. So I'm almost like, I think it should be someone that is on the come up or like Tate McRae.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 2 actually, Tate McCrae could be great. Can she act?

Speaker 2 She can. She's saying she could dance.
Isn't that like... Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like all the kids can do all of it now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The Tate McCrae video when she brought up Kid Leroy, did you see that? No.

Speaker 2 She's dating Kid Leroy.

Speaker 1 Who the heck is that?

Speaker 2 You're such a millennial. Okay.

Speaker 2 So he's actually, I don't fucking know who he is, but he's a singer.

Speaker 1 I still don't even know his name.

Speaker 2 He sings like, girls just want to have fun. Girls just want to dance.

Speaker 2 So her boyfriend cheated on her and now she's with him. Okay.
She's a hockey guy, which, you know, it's a kind of event. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then now they were on stage, like, singing together. Oh, wow.
And it was really cute. I like love.

Speaker 1 Well, that gives me like Ariana Grande Mac Miller vibes.

Speaker 2 I know. Or like when I and I posted that it's like when me, when Dez comes on stage after my show and

Speaker 2 makes fun of me and says that he's not as old as I'm trying to make him seem.

Speaker 2 My hot take

Speaker 2 is one. I totally agree, someone that we don't know who looks just like her and is supremely talented.

Speaker 2 Or

Speaker 2 Chapel Roan.

Speaker 2 Chapel Roan.

Speaker 1 That's so interesting. Couldn't she act though?

Speaker 2 I feel like

Speaker 2 she's going through this like.

Speaker 1 How old is she?

Speaker 2 Good question. I feel like she's like mid-20s.
She's going through an interesting time.

Speaker 1 Because I thought she was going to be like 22 or 20.

Speaker 2 She's 26.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. And she's going through this time of like basically being like, fame is horrible.
and even I don't I don't like it.

Speaker 1 Well, I feel like she got so famous so quick.

Speaker 1 Not like that she hasn't been doing it for years, but it was like all of the sudden one day she performed one place and then it was like it was just chapel roan family.

Speaker 2 It was intense, yeah.

Speaker 2 But I feel like because of that kind of drama, it could be interesting to see her in that place. Oh my god, what if they put Ariana? Because Ariana does a good Britney impression.

Speaker 2 Ariana Grande.

Speaker 2 She's blonde.

Speaker 1 I saw TikTok about Chapel Rone saying how she hates being famous and

Speaker 1 basically that she reserves the right to be rude to fans.

Speaker 1 Which is just so crazy.

Speaker 1 But what was even crazier was that I saw a TikTok of a guy that was in a nationwide commercial and he was talking about how many people come up and ask him for pictures when the commercial was on TV.

Speaker 1 So he was like, I can't even imagine how Chapel Roan feels. And like he was making a valid point, but I was like, get out of here, dude.

Speaker 2 Wait, is this Jake from State Farm? No, no, but I would never speak of Jake from State Farm. We love Jake from State Farm.
I love Jake. We don't understand her level of fame.
We don't understand.

Speaker 2 But like.

Speaker 2 You just have to change your lifestyle a little bit, which sucks, but it's because you're making so much money.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like Taylor Swift was like, oh, I can't go to the nail salon anymore. Okay, would you rather trade being able to go to the nail salon or being a billionaire?

Speaker 1 I actively found somebody to come and do my nails at my apartment, and I'm not a billionaire. So, Taylor, don't even start with me.

Speaker 2 But Taylor wasn't even complaining. She was just like, I do my own nails because I can't go to the nail salon, just like as a fact.
It's just a fact. But it's like, yeah, there's trade-offs.

Speaker 1 There's 100% trade-offs.

Speaker 2 And granted, yes. Stalking, not cool.
Harassing. Stalking 100,

Speaker 2 but like

Speaker 2 I feel like every famous person deals with that.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 right. I just feel like sometimes I'm just like, okay, if like taking a couple pictures at dinner is like the worst thing to ever happen to you, like

Speaker 1 I think you're okay. Yeah.
But also like in moderation and like people like not being weird about it. I mean, I'm sure she gets a ton of weirdos though.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's like you just well, kids, people in their 20s are not.

Speaker 2 Yeah. They're not.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I also have to say,

Speaker 2 I love her shit and she's doing great. And I hope that this doesn't make her stop making music.
Right.

Speaker 1 Did you see Adele is taking a break?

Speaker 2 Adele?

Speaker 1 She said she's been working for seven years straight to build a life and now she's going to go live that life she's built.

Speaker 2 I feel like when people announce they're leaving, they always come back.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Talk about someone who literally

Speaker 1 revenge was the top thing

Speaker 2 on her list. Yeah.
Well, she's been at touring

Speaker 2 non-stop,

Speaker 2 which is going to be us soon.

Speaker 1 No, I can't believe it. I literally, I need to buckle down and take my vitamins.

Speaker 2 What vitamins are you taking? Like, what's in right now?

Speaker 1 I don't even know what I'm taking. Honestly.
Sprinkle some milk. It's so hard to keep a regimen, but I really try.

Speaker 2 I know. If you could take your supplements, even if they're not working, it gives me a lot of time.

Speaker 1 I've been putting like a vitamin C packet in my Stanley's every morning. Yeah.
My symbiotica.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I'm like, okay, that's at least going to do something. Yeah, it has to.
That equivalent to 10 oranges. So I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 I met Eliza Schlesinger.

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 2 When I went to this outdoor festival, it's called Outdoors Something. I didn't realize it was actually outdoors.
Like, I thought it was just Outdoorsy because it was in Canada. And I showed up.

Speaker 1 But you were in, like, an amphitheater.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, fully, like, trees outdoors. And I said, are we, wait, I didn't know it was outdoors.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 at the end, I was featuring for her, so I had to announce her. And I go, oh, my God.
So I was like, shout out to Liza Slesinger. Like, I love her so much.

Speaker 2 She's about to burn this forest to the ground.

Speaker 1 Hannah Burner. Hannah Burner.

Speaker 1 You made a forest fire?

Speaker 2 Canada? People were like,

Speaker 2 and then I started dying laughing. And I was like, oh, was that too much? The gigglers are messaging me because not everyone was a giggler there.

Speaker 2 The gigglers were like, oh my God, you made a joke about burning the forest to the ground.

Speaker 1 That's one of the craziest things I think I've ever heard someone do. That is.

Speaker 2 I really wanted to say, like, she's about to, like, bring the house down, but we weren't in a house, so I was like, she's gonna light this shit up. Burn it down.

Speaker 2 she's gonna start a small forest fire that could be hard to tame yeah no that's insane how was it though well it was fun because she asked me to go to her hotel room before to like get ready with her oh my god i was like so nervous because she's has she's done so many specials she's so iconic and like yeah all i want is respect from other female comedians like that's that's when i get like weird i'm like

Speaker 2 yeah i walk in and i'm wearing wearing like a

Speaker 2 It's like being a freshman in high school Literally I feel like an eighth grader and I'm meeting the senior and she's like smoking a cigarette and she's like you want to learn the biz

Speaker 2 Yeah

Speaker 2 I walked in she was so fucking nice so normal like she could have literally punched me in the face and I've been like I love you Eliza. Yeah.
But she was wearing like leggings and a t-shirt.

Speaker 2 And I came in with like a skirt and like a good American off-the-shoulder thing and my boots. And she was like, oh my God, you're dressed so nice.

Speaker 2 And And I was like, first of all, no one's ever told me that. Second of all, I'm used to being the one that dresses like trash.
This is crazy. And she's like, I only dress up when I shoot my special.

Speaker 2 Stop.

Speaker 2 I dress in like just loungewear, like pajamas for the rest of it. And I was like, that's iconic.
Paige would be.

Speaker 1 Did you tell her you were so stressed picking your special outfit?

Speaker 2 Oh, we talked about that. It's like, it was a whole thing.
But then she goes, Or maybe I brought it up. Someone brought it up.
They're like, wouldn't it be funny if we switched outfits right now?

Speaker 2 And I was like, that's, we were like filming. Like, it wasn't just us alone in the room.
Like, wouldn't it be crazy?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 I thought I knew where this story was going, but I'm actually at a crossroads and I'm really, I'm fully unclear.

Speaker 1 Filming for what? Like, what do you...

Speaker 2 We were filming like a get ready with me video. You suggested.
I think I did.

Speaker 1 It's oh, because like in my head, it's like some creepy guy being like, this would be cool if you guys switch clothes on camera.

Speaker 2 It's like, wait, what? I was telling her, I was like, you would look so cute in like these high boots and like off the shoulder. And she, we decided we should switch clothes.

Speaker 2 And I thought that was going to be so funny and cute. I didn't realize I'm a sweaty, disgusting pig.

Speaker 1 No, you're a sweaty, disgusting pig.

Speaker 2 And I was outdoors getting to her. And then, you know, I get nervous when I talk to people.
So I'm like, I'm full sweat mode. And I take it off and I give it to her.

Speaker 2 And she's like, this is soaking wet.

Speaker 1 No, Hannah Lucy.

Speaker 2 And I was like, I'm so sorry, we don't have to do this. And she was like, No, no, we're doing this.
And I'm like, No, no, no. Like, I didn't realize I was.

Speaker 2 You know, you don't know you're sweating until you take it off, and you're like, That's my god, like, soaked, like, dripping. And she was like, No, we're doing it.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, Eliza, no, please don't do this. She puts it on, she's like, This is disgusting.
And I was disgusting.

Speaker 2 And I'm literally like, I just feel like I feel like it was a bonding for us, but I also feel like she didn't deserve that. And I didn't, I shouldn't have put her through that kind of.

Speaker 1 As someone who's probably

Speaker 1 interacted with your sweat,

Speaker 1 I would say probably

Speaker 1 second to your husband, but I don't even know because I've been sweated on. I've like stuck my foot in things that like your foot's been in.

Speaker 1 Like, I fully also have, like, put your clothes on. So, like.

Speaker 1 It's a weird position to be in, you know? So I feel for Eliza.

Speaker 2 And then she looked at me because I was wearing her clothes. I'm wearing her leggings.

Speaker 1 Here's, wait, here's one thing I will say, and I think this is really important.

Speaker 1 For as much as we talk about you, how much you sweat, never once in my life have I been like, Hannah, you smell.

Speaker 1 You don't smell.

Speaker 2 People don't talk about that enough. I literally have nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 People don't talk about that enough because it's actually adds to the lore of your sweat.

Speaker 2 Because I'm like, what is it though?

Speaker 1 Because like, it's not your typical, like, oh oh, my God, like, she's sweating so much. She just, like, worked out.
She has, like, B.O. Like, you don't smell.

Speaker 1 So it almost like takes you off guard that you've even sweat so much because I, like, I haven't smelled a thing.

Speaker 2 It's aquafina. It's aquafena coming out of my pores.

Speaker 1 No, it's insane.

Speaker 2 But you're so right. I don't smell.
And I don't, people don't talk about that ever. Like, no one knows it.
And it's very important.

Speaker 1 Like, you sweating is very intimate and personal with you. It doesn't involve other people.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 Unless they're trying to take your clothes.

Speaker 2 But I'm standing there and I'm wearing her leggings and she's like, oh no, are you going to sweat in my leggings? And like, I can't control my pussy sweat.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, because I do sweat in my creases, like in my thigh creases. Yeah, you know.
It's bad. So I was like, I need to get this off me immediately because it's one thing for.

Speaker 2 I just, I don't want to hurt.

Speaker 1 I don't want to hurt. So now you're nervous sweating, obviously.

Speaker 2 So I'm nervous sweating. So I take it off and then we're like, everything's okay.
But

Speaker 2 it was one of those girlhood moments where like, we did kind of bond, which was nice. Yeah, and then I got to perform and I introduced her, and it just was like very fun and cool.

Speaker 2 And even though I was really upset about challengers, like seeing her made me feel a lot better.

Speaker 1 I hope Zendaya didn't see your rant about challengers.

Speaker 2 I ended my rant saying, Watch it for Zendaya.

Speaker 2 Do not approve of the script, do not approve of the characters.

Speaker 1 Did not approve of the writing, the producing.

Speaker 2 Like techno music the whole time.

Speaker 1 I just couldn't follow.

Speaker 2 Because there was nothing to follow.

Speaker 1 There was nothing to follow. And there was really no big.
I kept waiting, I think, for some big, like, epic sex scene. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think the movie on Amazon, what was it? The one that

Speaker 1 Sabrina's ex-boyfriend was in.

Speaker 1 The one Jacob Lordy was in.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Saltburn.

Speaker 1 Saltburn. Which I love.
I was expecting it to, like, turn to some crazy sex scene, like, a la Saltburn. Like, I don't know.
I just thought it was going to have that vibe. And it wasn't.
And I.

Speaker 1 Also, something is to be said about movies thinking they're so artsy.

Speaker 2 No, but like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 I think you'd be too artsy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know, those movies that they're like, they don't give a fuck if we know what the plot is. Like, this is their own, like, cultural experiment.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, don't use me as a guinea pig in your fucking weird art project.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's like, your movie's too, like, minimalist.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what their names are.

Speaker 2 The point of movies is to feel something. And if all I'm seeing is like weird shit that confuses me, it's like

Speaker 2 no thank you. But that's so funny because I,

Speaker 2 when they started their like kissing scenes, I'm like sitting next to a dude. So I'm like, oh my god, I hope there's no like P in the V because like that's so awkward that I'm like watching porn

Speaker 2 next to a stranger.

Speaker 1 It's so awkward when that happens on a plane.

Speaker 2 I watch like the Frida movie and like her boobs are out and I just I don't want to stop watching but I'm also like, this is too much.

Speaker 1 I always like skip I'm like I can't what if like someone's behind me and it's like a child.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but they never got to any fun crazy fucking scenes and then they kept changing the timeline and the only way you'd know she was younger was from like the how long her hair was.

Speaker 1 Yes

Speaker 2 That was so fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I hate when movies switch back and forth because it's like a different time and they don't tell you and it's like, okay, I didn't sign up for this.

Speaker 2 I don't need the like switching back in in time stuff and also let's be honest I was into storing the whole time rage into storing

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Speaker 2 Something I do think people should watch. There's a documentary out called Gary on Peacock.
Oh. About Gary Coleman.

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 2 knew nothing about Gary Coleman.

Speaker 1 Who knows anything about Gary Coleman? What was the name of that show again?

Speaker 2 What was the name of the show? Flying Colors or something? Let me see. This was before our time, guys.
Yeah. Gary Coleman.
Before our time.

Speaker 2 different strokes. Different strokes.
Different strokes. So he basically was like a cute genius, hysterical, amazing.
And but he did have some problems with like his kidney.

Speaker 2 So he was like sick all the time. And he ended up having that like kind of stunted growth.
But he was the biggest fucking star from 1978 to 1986 in different strokes.

Speaker 2 And then his life got fucking crazy. Like his people stealing his money, like huge beef with his parents, and falling in love with people who were just using him.

Speaker 2 And they're interviewing everyone, so you kind of like don't know whose side to take. And then he dies, and it's like a little mysterious how he died.

Speaker 2 He apparently fell at home with his wife.

Speaker 2 I know. No,

Speaker 2 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know.
I don't like that. I know.
And there's, yeah, it's just a very well-done documentary. Being famous as a kid is fucked up.

Speaker 1 No, I couldn't imagine it. I truly, truly couldn't imagine it.

Speaker 2 But I understand why people say that when you get famous, things stop. Because, like, you actually stop

Speaker 2 living life. You just become a character.

Speaker 2 You don't, like, you're not, like, learning who you are. You literally just become a brand.

Speaker 1 How old was he when he died?

Speaker 2 I think in his forties. He basically lived.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I didn't realize he was that young.

Speaker 2 42. But they said they didn't know if he was even going to like live past like 12 because of his diseases.
But

Speaker 2 he was a very, very interesting guy. And like a little.

Speaker 1 How long is the documentary?

Speaker 2 I think like an hour 30.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. So it's not like multiple parts.
No, it was just... a peacock thing about Garrett and he was so cute and smart did you watch the Netflix document like the worst X or something?

Speaker 2 I haven't watched it. Sometimes I've got it.

Speaker 1 Okay, because I don't click on documentaries because I'm like, oh, Hannah might watch this.

Speaker 2 You're like, I could save seven hours.

Speaker 1 I'm like, she'll just tell me.

Speaker 2 I like when they do the ones like crazy exes or like roommates, like they're good, but it takes me more to like get into it because it just seems like there's so many different stories.

Speaker 1 You like one, yeah, you like one big story where the characters are all the same and they're like investigating.

Speaker 2 i'm obsessed with people's like huge downfalls and then i'm obsessed with people's huge rising ups yes and it could be called like a real murder it could be yeah he's like a real roller i want a fucking story but i do think for manifesting like

Speaker 2 i will watch the taylor swift documentary miss and i'll just put it on sometimes as my comfort thing yep there's something about it that is like i just like get you in like the mood I'm in the mood to be like let's take over the world and I'm gonna manifest with watching Taylor Swift's documentary

Speaker 2 I've been journaling.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're not okay. That's next level.
That's next

Speaker 2 Who told you you have to journal cuz no one does it on their own.

Speaker 1 No one's like I'm gonna journal who told you to journal I just found my brain to feel like

Speaker 1 Feeling very messy. Okay.

Speaker 1 And I felt like it was going to like calm certain things. Like I sometimes find it hard to compartmentalize certain things.

Speaker 1 Like I'll be like thinking about something all day that like doesn't really matter that I don't need to be thinking about all day.

Speaker 1 And I felt like journaling helps you process the emotion. Yeah, it helps me process certain things and then like compartmentalize things.
Or it also helps you.

Speaker 1 And I'm very into this might sound like a little bit woo-woo, and like,

Speaker 1 but when I want to manifest something, I find it really important to be like, so grateful of my life. So, like, when I'm journaling, also, I like to write out like things that I love about my life.

Speaker 1 And I feel like that helps me manifest things.

Speaker 2 Gratefulness is super important.

Speaker 2 One of my friends was saying he was dating a girl who she would text him every morning 10 things she was grateful for.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's

Speaker 2 and he broke up with her.

Speaker 2 But I do think, I was like, wait, that's so fucking sweet, though.

Speaker 1 If that happened to me in real life, like, if I rolled over every day and my partner told me 10 things they were grateful for, I would shoot them in the face.

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 2 Okay, gun violence. Okay, gun violence.

Speaker 1 I didn't say with what, like, it could be like a literal nerf gun.

Speaker 2 You would bedazzle.

Speaker 1 Like, I would be so, I would be so fucking angry.

Speaker 2 You would bedazzle your gun like sidekicks in the 2000s.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd have a juicy ghidor gun.

Speaker 2 Wait, but the gratefulness makes so much sense because if you think of your life in scarcity where you're like, I don't have anything, I'm not happy. I need this.

Speaker 2 And you're forcing stuff, that's not when things come to you. That's like dating.
That's like

Speaker 2 in meetings. But when you're grateful, you have this like...

Speaker 2 overwhelming like everything is available to me everything is possible I have everything I don't need anything. And things just start falling in your lap.
The abundance. You just have an abundance.

Speaker 1 No, I really believe in that.

Speaker 2 To quote the great Serena Williams,

Speaker 2 she actually said something that like really hit home to me because Coco Goff was playing and Coco was having a lot of trouble with her forehand, da-da-da, which I've had trouble with in the forefront.

Speaker 1 Wait, can we talk about Naomi Osaka's outfit?

Speaker 2 Outfit? What do you think?

Speaker 1 I love the bow. Like, I love the bows.
I just think it's so cute. Some of them I'm like, I feel like that's hard to play in.
I mean, she's in full tutus. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I feel like that might be, she's got to be hot.

Speaker 2 She's doing what Serena would do, where, like, you'd watch Serena and you're like, there's no way she's comfortable in that. Or, like, she probably would have won that match if she didn't have, like,

Speaker 2 denim on.

Speaker 1 And she's got she's got crinoline under her skirt.

Speaker 2 Like, I mean, it's, but it's so good for the game of tennis. And, like, honestly, the reason why you would have loved tennis is you realize every tournament you could wear whatever you want.

Speaker 2 No, like, there's no jerseys.

Speaker 1 You literally i would pick like a and it's all sets so like a reebok set or like yeah a nike set or a dress i will have like a small unpopular opinion i'm rarely impressed by the female tennis outfits like i i don't get why like chanel hasn't like yeah done a full exclusive line for like one tennis

Speaker 2 no you're right like i don't get it i think wilson is doing good stuff i think fp movement is doing good stuff, but these are all.

Speaker 1 Like, why isn't Tori Birch in there, like, whipping some things up?

Speaker 2 Tori Birch Sport, I want to see more because they're so good. You're so fucking right.
I think what happens is, like, Nike and Adidas dominate, and they kind of have their stuff.

Speaker 2 But occasionally, the top girls, like Sherpova, would do this. She'd be like, I want to design my own dress for Roland Garrows.
And she would sit down with the designer.

Speaker 2 That's what Serena would do, which is really cool. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 So I do, but I do like what Naomi's doing it's like fun and cool no it's it's fun and i feel like the us open is like an easy one to do that at because it's not as like uptight and fancy as like wimbledy you know it's so county too they have different dresses for their day and their night matches yeah so if they're in the day they wear the lighter color like white and at night they wear their like black sparkly whatever outfit yeah

Speaker 1 No, I think that's like half the fun. Because sometimes I'm like, the men's outfits look better.

Speaker 1 Like sometimes the men look like more put together like some of the girls

Speaker 2 they really their outfit is really not something they're prioritizing they're trying to win the money

Speaker 2 and they want to be comfortable but also it's like there are designers that could lean in more um yeah and make them comfy but serena's quote was they were like do you think um Coco should change your forehand da da da and Serena's the greatest of all time so I'm like listening like what is she gonna say and Serena goes everyone hits the forehand differently Everyone goes about their life differently.

Speaker 2 But the one thing you need to have is confidence. She's like, I don't care how she's hitting it.
Hit it with a belief in yourself.

Speaker 2 And that, and not to go all sports mode, but like the relationship you have with like tennis is similar to your relationship with life.

Speaker 2 And it's so true where so many times you're like, am I doing this right? Does this look perfect? Is this perfect? Am I going about the right way?

Speaker 2 Just fucking do it with confidence. Right.
And you're so ahead of the pack. Right.
And that's where like delusion comes in.

Speaker 1 You know what? You know what I feel like used to give me a lot of confidence in my early 20s? And this is like so random, but I used to go to like so many workout classes.

Speaker 1 And I used to get so insecure about like other people watching you in the workout class.

Speaker 1 And then I realized that every other person is also worried about that.

Speaker 1 So they're not even taking the time to watch you because they think you're watching them. yeah and that like

Speaker 2 like twist gave me like more confidence i was like no one's even watching me like they're worried about themselves i went to yoga class recently a hip-hop yoga class and this girl next to me was like she was like grunting and then she was like doing like weird extra stuff like she was just like going off on her own doing her weird stuff and i was like That girl's awesome.

Speaker 1 Like back in the day, that girl had so much confidence.

Speaker 2 Literally, like she was like grunting and big breaths. And maybe back in the day, you'd be like, why is she dealing that? I was like, that girl doesn't give a fuck.
And I want to be her friend.

Speaker 1 No, she's getting her $25 worth out of this freaking class.

Speaker 2 I literally was like, she's an icon. And like, she's probably really successful is like what I thought.
Like, she does her and doesn't give a fuck. And Serena's so right.

Speaker 2 Like, we're all imperfect, but like do stuff with confidence.

Speaker 1 Not to bring it full circle, but I think that's also why we don't care about like socializing anymore because you get to an age where you're like, I don't need to go out to talk.

Speaker 1 What are we going to do? I'm not going to talk about myself. Like, I don't need to impress you.

Speaker 1 So it's like, I'm just going to stay home.

Speaker 2 I also think we bond because we have, like, we do have similar mental illness.

Speaker 1 I agree.

Speaker 2 And we, we tell people, like, oh, we're best friends because we have the same sense of humor, which means

Speaker 2 same mental illness.

Speaker 1 Sorry, our depression and anxiety line up perfectly.

Speaker 2 Our demons fucking love each other.

Speaker 2 Right before we end, I also have one other hot take. Cookie dough

Speaker 2 croissants.

Speaker 1 From where?

Speaker 2 There's like chocolate chip croissants going around.

Speaker 1 The French are laughing right in our face.

Speaker 2 I'm saying no. I'm saying we've gone too far.
Let's stop. People are dying.

Speaker 1 I would try it.

Speaker 1 But to me, I'm not seeing how it would be a croissant. Like, how are they making it flaky?

Speaker 2 It's like flaky around.

Speaker 2 I just don't. We don't need it.
We don't need it. We don't need it.
And like, people are going to die from it. No, we don't need it.
It's too much. It's excessive.
And I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 I know I'm really getting old when I'm like, that should be banned.

Speaker 1 And like, that is so bad for you. That should literally be banned.
Like, that has red dye 40 ban it.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 I never thought I would be that person. And I'm like, I love candy and I love sugar.
and I'm like, ban it.

Speaker 2 No, it just, it makes me upset. Cause like, then where is happiness? If you can put all your favorite things together into one thing, it's like, what is life? Like, let me chase something.

Speaker 2 Let me try to find something. Don't just give me fucking cookie dough croissants on a platter.
I don't know how to process it. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 Daphne's being so cute, by the way.

Speaker 1 No, she's being so cute.

Speaker 2 We're on Zoom and she's just like loving

Speaker 2 hanging, hearing your voice.

Speaker 1 She just jumped down.

Speaker 1 She doesn't like being talked about.

Speaker 2 So this weekend, I know she knew I was talking about her and she's like, don't monetize me.

Speaker 1 She's like, keep my name.

Speaker 2 Out your mouth. 1-800, try me.
Oh, yeah, we launched the merch.

Speaker 1 Finally. Finally.

Speaker 2 Finally.

Speaker 1 Finally, we have a new merch.

Speaker 2 And we also launched a tie,

Speaker 2 which was

Speaker 2 my idea. And then the bow is so cute.
The bow is adorable. It's so cute.
We brought back voice rest. So anyway, if you missed the merch drop, we've dropped merch.

Speaker 2 We haven't dropped merch for a long time because we were dealing with some admin stuff. But now we're back on track.
And then this weekend,

Speaker 2 do you know where we're going?

Speaker 1 Yep, we're going downtown.

Speaker 2 We're going to Charlotte, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 Charlotte, Durham, Atlanta, Charleston.

Speaker 2 Charleston.

Speaker 2 I'm so excited to see the gigglers. Any advice for them?

Speaker 1 Just like come ready to giggle.

Speaker 2 I can't wait to see. Come ready to fuck around and find out.
I can't wait to see everyone's outfits. The show's completely different.

Speaker 1 It's our version of socializing when you hate hate socializing.

Speaker 2 No, that's the only socializing I want to do with my community. My community.

Speaker 1 Tell your therapist about this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. I was like, how dare you? How dare you talk about quickly screwing up? We're about to socialize all weekend.
No, it's going to be fucking crazy. We love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 Thank you for giggling and we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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