Giggling about enchiladas, electricians, and elevators

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Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers. I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages.
Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them. I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like, honestly, with like sweatpants, jeans, capris.
I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now. And then I added a lot of really cute heels.
Honestly, I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels, which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things. But I really tried to think like, what what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels

and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them What's up, Gigglers?

Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed I mean the day just got away from me what's up my gassy gigglers you're about to get gassed up gas doesn't always mean fart sometimes it means we're about to pop off and that's what's gonna happen this episode what are Are you texting? I was, yeah. I was trying to get people pumped up.
I'm pumped. Sorry.
Chris is pumped. That's all I imagine.
Chris is pumped. I actually wasn't listening to any of that because I did get a text message that I literally had to respond to.
Honestly, it was so unimportant, everything I said. Like, I wasted everyone's time the last 30 seconds.
What happened? What texted you that? Just like a work text nothing like fun but i just had to you know say yes you know this i know girl and you have to work no and then they come this is the thing about work i hate work no but like there's when you're an entrepreneur there's your texts are either like a sweet text from your friend or like something really important. No, everything is like, there's – when you're an entrepreneur, there's – your texts are either, like, a sweet text from your friend or, like, something really important.
No, everything is always, like, code red. Like, we need your answer now.
I'm like, guys, I talk about, like, makeup and beauty products. What could be the problem? What could really be so pressing? Oh, my God.
Speaking of work, I was in a work brunch this morning. I got like brunch with someone.

Oh my God.

And do you know when you like get a –

I hate a work brunch.

First of all, let me just say that.

Because it's like, okay, so like you couldn't fit me in for lunch,

which is like the most important meeting of the day.

Obviously –

Say what it is.

It could have been a Zoom.

It could have been a Zoom.

And that Zoom could have been an email. I rarely want to meet in person.
No. No.
It was like an interview type thing. And for some reason when you're eating and you also feel like you have to talk, which is how I eat, it's very easy to choke.
No, you going on any sort of eating meeting is... Just fighting for your life.
Those people don't know you.

Those people don't know you.

Don't go in business with them.

They don't know you.

Like if you're sitting down to a table, you're munching.

You're looking at the menu.

I ordered pancakes and they looked at me funny.

I was like, it's brunch.

And then I was like, can you?

Everyone probably got like a boiled egg.

They were actually talking.

I was like, hold on, hold on.

Hold that thought.

I have a side of bacon. And I would need, I need special sauce.
Do you guys have a special sauce? Like, do you guys want bacon too? Do we all want bacon? And they're like, can we just focus on pesk at hand? One time I went on a brunch meeting and I walked in and I was so excited because I was like, oh, it's so cute in here. I'm going to actually get a really cute little breakfast.
And then it was a vegan place.

I looked around at the people and I was like, why would you bring me here?

Once I went to a vegan place and I ordered eggs and I didn't know it was vegan.

And that was violence.

What are the vegans doing for breakfast?

It's literally not their meal.

There has to be a warning outside.

That's like a con.

Eggs, bacon.

Like, what else is breakfast?

It was, I mean, look, we support the vegan community. Is yogurt vegan? No.
Dairy-free? Dairy-free yogurt. Is butter vegan a carb? That's how I feel.
Long story short. Oh, right.
When you're in a meeting and you're, like, look, it's a high risk for a choking moment. But you know when you choke and you're like, I can handle this one? Yes.
Like you're like, this is going to pass really quick. And you're like, I'm choking.
Sorry. And then you get there.
But then you know when it hits the wrong something and you're like, this is going to take at least 15 minutes to work it on. I'm actually choking.
No, but you're not actually choking. You're just like.
Something scratching my throat. If I could, I would love to like cough my brains out for like three minutes.
Instead, I'm going to go for the next 20 minutes. No, and you have to like take a sip of water and you're like, no, I'm fine.
And you have to like move your neck because you're like, maybe if I just move, it'll go down. That seems to happen to me a lot with like chips.
Like Tostitos. People don't talk about the actual death hazard that they are.

Because they get wedged.

They get wedged.

And you're like, sorry.

Also popcorn.

Yeah.

Popcorn is a choking hazard.

You know what it is?

I talk and I eat too fast.

I heard on TikTok.

You're a quick eater.

But I realized I'm actually quick with everything. And this came up on my TikTok.
They were like, are you a girl with high cortisol levels? And I was like, yes. Isn't everyone.
And they go, try to slow down. So I was like, okay.
And then I was trying to do things slow. But you're like.
And Darius was like, are you okay? Like you just turned into a sloth because i actually do do like little tasks like wait this is how different our our algorithm is because i recently got a tiktok that was like if you want to appear more confident in a room make all your movements slower so i'm like practicing like putting my hair behind my ear i'm like how confident does does that look because it's so slow. No I'm just always a bull in a china shop.
Like that's the energy I bring. Yeah like like no one would mistake that you took ballet classes when you were little.
No. Like even little things like just pouring milk into my cereal.
Nothing dainty. It's gonna spill.
Like I just I'll bust open this and that's like it's a mess and then they were like come and then I'm like, can I do things slow? Yeah. Because my cereal.
Nothing dainty. It's gonna spill.
Like I just, I'll bust open this and that's like, it's a mess and then they were like, and then I'm like, can I do things slow? Yeah. Because my dad would always be like, slow down, slow down and I'm like, why? Yeah.
So, I think I might change. You sometimes have like a nervous energy when you want to get something done.
You're like, okay, well this is my task, I'm doing it. I need to eat.
I feel like I'm either 100 or zero. You're always famished.
No, like you've always, you literally are always just coming back from war. You're like, no, I haven't eaten.
I'm also so embarrassing when I'm famished because you're like, have you not eaten all day? And I'm like, I've had four meals, but I'm really hungry. No, the other day I literally got in bed and I was like, I didn't eat.

Like, I have to get up and eat.

Like, this is crazy.

We're just different.

No, I've like, while I'm eating, I'm thinking about what I should eat next.

What's your next meal?

So anyway, there are definitely different forms of choking.

And we're just raising awareness.

Just raising awareness.

So your friend might say she's not choking. But if she's humming for the next 20 minutes, she in fact has a Tostito lodged in her throat.
I've definitely talked about this before, but Andrew Collin, my favorite story he ever told was how he thought he was choking to death. And he drove himself to the hospital.
And he drove himself to the hospital. And he got there and they're like, are you okay? And he goes, I think I'm choking to death.
And they're like, that's not a word. Like you're talking.
They're like, you drove 20 minutes here. No.
Because you're choking to death. There's this like tool that like every mom has now that's like a suction cup that you can put in your kid's mouth if they are choking.
And honestly, I might get it for Tor just for you. Like I feel like I should have that in my bag.
Sorry, my friend's joking. Now that I'm around some moms, like...
I also, wait, I feel like your face would turn blue before you, like, disrupted or, like, interjected to anyone. I'm such a people pleaser.
It's like, I think Hannah's passed out. I mean, she's fine.
She's literally fine.

She's napping.

She'll come back.

So my sister-in-law has a newborn, and she learned that, like, sometimes the baby's uncomfortable.

Like, all babies do is eat and poop, and sometimes they get kind of, like, I guess, backed up.

Yeah, they get, like, gassy.

So she bought this thing that you just stick in the butt, and it's, like, an air thing, and then and then you just like blast out no way i kind of won't i was like that looks like it feels fucking good the release the release oh my god i'm like i wish you remembered being a baby but nowadays that was a crazy high thought are you high no like there was a time in your life where you did nothing like you someone did every single thing for you I wish that you could remember like a little bit of it being like I'm hungry and then all of a sudden it's just like a bottle in your face I just think kids are so funny I want to hear myself talk when I was three like how was I working out situations when I was three because I know had opinions. A hundred percent.
Like, do you ever just envision yourself like when you were little, just you see yourself like walking around the house and just seeing like the bottom of chairs kind of? Like, do you have any memories? Like, you know, because you're like, that's all. And you just see people's like shins.
And you're like running around looking at shins. And then like big people are like.
I think when you have kids, I feel like you probably see them do something and you get this rush of like.

Yes.

That was me as a child.

Nostalgia.

Did I tell the story about spraining my ankle?

No.

You've kept this one to yourself.

I can't believe.

When was this?

I think it was like the day after one of our recordings.

Okay.

And then I blocked it.

What shoes were you wearing? I'm not. You're not at liberty to say.
I refuse. How dare you.
Are you under contract? I'm under contract. I refuse to say.
Because Butter needs to get. Butter needs to get.
No, I get it. Butter has a lot of gifts coming in the mail.
Butter needs to be provided for. You were wearing something that rhymes with rocks.

No, I wasn't.

You son of a bitch.

Hannah walked in here today and goes, look at my high heel Crocs.

And I'm like, just get out of my face.

Tell them what you really said.

They were really comfortable when I put them on.

And you looked cute.

I wouldn't go that far, but they were comfortable.

Way lighter. I did not like them's so i was not what he said i did not like that i didn't mean to say that i did not have sexual relations with those that's how i feel like he's down with a tie so i actually i did the daily show which was so much fun because how can we go from laughing hysterically to being

s*** down with a tie. So I actually, I did the Daily Show,

which was so much fun because how can we go

from laughing hysterically

to being so,

we do it so often.

It's like,

it's actually not normal.

End scene.

No way.

Okay, this is the thing

for like,

it's really important

that you and your friend

like laugh at the same time,

but it's also extremely important that you stop laughing at the same time. It's like an uncomfortable situation.
I hate when someone laughs for like five seconds too long. Save, like I would off myself.
Like, what do you do during that time when they're just, and they're mclock in. Alex just smiled.
When they look in the eye contact

and you're like,

the moment's over, babe.

No, I know.

So I do The Daily Show

and it's actually a really cute

full circle moment

because it was with Michael Costa

who I played tennis with

when I was starting comedy.

Oh, wow.

And he's a tennis player

and I remember being like,

you know, do you have any advice

for like a tennis player

to get into comedy?

Whatever.

So, what a niche. So niche.
People out here are like like if you're a tennis player and you're like being funny call here like he basically was like you know they're both individual you know whatever I haven't done that many like tv type stuff so it was kind of cool and it was like the set with live people whatever so I shoot it and I was very hungry. But I had to drive to West Hampton from the city, which is a sturdy, like, yeah, a two.
Almost two. Yeah.
So I'm starving. Yeah.
Classic. I'm foaming from the mouth.
You're in pure Hannah mode. Because I didn't really eat beforehand.
Basically I had lunch but I hadn't

had dinner yet.

I just hadn't had dinner yet.

But I was losing my fucking mind.

And it was like 8 o'clock. Yeah, that's

a late dinner. What are we, European?

It was the potato famine.

So I Ubered myself.

Remember if you're hungry

it's literally like the potato

famine. It's like my family hasn't eaten.
It's like, what, since noon? I haven't had dinner yet. So I go on Uber, and I love planning an Uber.
This is girl math. Getting Uber Eats so that when you get to the house, it's there.
So it was like I found a Mexican restaurant. I wanted enchiladas.
And it was like, it's going to take 50 minutes.

And I was like, take your time.

Take your time, babe.

You put that enchiladas verdes together.

You put the sour cream on nice.

Cut that avocado.

Don't rush for me, honey.

No.

So I'm sitting back and I'm watching the guy.

And I'm like, we're going together.

So excited.

I get there.

And Des is like, you want to go to bed?

And I was like, I have dinner coming.

Am I in trouble?

I have not had dinner.

I'm like, you go to bed.

Thank you. So excited.
I get there and Des is like, you want to go to bed? And I was like, I have dinner coming. Am I in trouble? I have not had dinner.
I'm like, you go to bed. I'm waiting for my enchiladas.
That'll be here in approximately five minutes. And he's like, oh, I would have like made you something or heated up something.
And I'm like, I want my enchiladas. I had like a long work day.
This is my little reward for myself. Yeah, because now you're in it.
You're like preparing to have enchiladas. I go, this is the only thing I have to look forward to in my life right now.
So he goes to bed, and it's also, like, pitch black right now because it's 10 o'clock. So I'm, like, starving.
Yeah. No.
Ravenous. That's actually such a long time.
Couldn't stop and get a snack for the car, like a bag of chips? No, because it was, like, a driver. Yeah.
Like an Uber guy. So then, and he's, I wasn't going to disrupt him.
Right. He was busy.
He could have been starving too. He was really busy.
He was trying to get home. You know what's so valid? Imagine you're like, do you want a snack? No, actually, I took an Uber home from the Hamptons a couple weekends ago, and my driver was like, do you mind if I stop and get a coffee? I said, babe.
I'm like, what else do we get when we're in there? He's like, do you want to come in with me?

I'm like, of course I do.

Like, salty, savory, sweet.

What are we doing?

Do you like TikTok?

I can sit in the front.

So anyway, so I love telling long stories for no reason.

The guy comes. No, we started with like full circle moment just for you to end it with like you didn't get the enchiladas.

Is that what we're getting to at?

Oh, no, the enchiladas, they came.

Okay.

So the guy, it was raining outside and I had to go like down the stairs.

Okay.

So I immediately am like, I know myself.

I do stuff too fast.

I'm going to like break my neck on the stairs.

Are you wearing shoes or you're barefoot? I'm wearing shoes. Okay's raining we shall not speak about the shoes okay and it's raining but like a drizzle like just annoying like a spit okay do you have any other detailed questions not at the moment no what tone of the wood was the deck no like I'm thinking like was thinking, like, was it really wet outside? Had it just started raining? Like, are you slipping? It was, like, just started raining, like, annoying.
Is that why when I came over, you said be careful of those stairs? Yes. I was like, what? So, but I was like, we're going slow.
We're keeping our cortisol levels down. And I took out my flashlight.
So I'm going down. And I'm also ravenous.
But I'm like, breathe, breathe in through your nose, out your mouth. And I get to the bottom.
And there's one more little tiny, like, lip before the driveway. Like, it's not a stare.
It's a lip. Yeah, and you're like, I don't need it.
Didn't see it. Okay.
I tell you, my ankle snapped. Are you on the ground? Are you fully on the ground? So if I had fell, I wouldn't have snapped my ankle.
Like, you know when it turns and you kind of go with it? Yeah. But for some, I don't know, I just felt it snap.
And you know, I haven't snapped my ankle. Not to brag.
I have tiny baby ankles, but like a massive calf. So I think I'm prone to ankle sprains.
I might have made that up, but I actually think genetic. Okay.
Well, who are we to say? I have a dainty ankle. She's weak.
She's demure. So I snap it.
You know when you're in so much pain, but like this is not the time. Yeah, like there's something going,.
There's a strange man. The strange man is in the driveway, lost, holding my enchiladas.
Come on, lady, you're my last delivery. So when you first sprain your ankle, adrenaline hits.
It feels like it's hanging by the throat. So you're like, my foot is hanging here.
You know what I mean? No. I've never snapped my ankle.
Is no one here athletic? Not a sprained ankle in the house? Wait, I guess that's such a sport thing to me. I snapped my ankle.
No, knock on wood. Never sprained an ankle.
Never. I snapped my ankle.
You already did it. You know what I just not got one.
Never broken a bone.

You really never had an activity-related injury.

But just when all my injuries happen off the court.

Like, on the court.

I thought you were going to say off the cuff.

I was like, yeah, obviously you're not planning that.

So I'm, like, fighting for my life.

So are you standing?

Yeah, but I'm, like, pretending. You're teetering.
I'm pretending I'm not hurt walking. I have like one tear.
I said, thank you. And I have to walk back up the stairs.
And I walk into my mic. This is a prime example of your friend is laughing too long and you're like, stop.
I walk into the bedroom and I go, I've been shot. I've been shot.
I've been shot. No.
I go, I sprain my ankle really bad and this goes, no, you didn't. That is so dead.
He goes, no, you're walking. You didn't sprain it very bad.
And I go, no, like I think it's going to swell up really quick.

And he goes, you're fine.

You're fine.

Because we had friends visiting.

And like the main reason they were visiting was to play tennis with me.

From Ireland.

And it's been planned out.

Wait, wait.

I just have to say this.

The other day I'm at Hannah's house and we were talking about something.

And she was like, oh, yeah, the people from Ireland are coming.

And I like sit for a second. I'm like, the people from Ireland? I'm like, you're family? You're in-laws? The Irish are coming.
The Irish are coming. So we've been planning this whole tennis, Irish people coming over the day before.
They were coming in like six hours. They were like, on the plane, coming from Ireland.
And I snap my ankle and he's like you're fucking fine it's in your head you're good it's in your head so then i'm like limping around alone while he's in bed eating my enchiladas wake up how were they worth it okay so my mexican uber eats was the reason i snapped my ankle 100 worth it would do it again 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10.
Next day, wake up. Can't put weight on my ankle.
You're kidding. But that's like some ankle sprains.
Like give it 24 hours and then it's fine. But like.
And how are you doing now? In what way? No, it's a lot better. But can you.
Are you walking fine or you're still like. I'm walking fine.
But I had to get one of those like little ankle sleeves. And then I like tied it up.
I was like a little injured bird. This was supposed to be your month of rest.
And you've had so many crazy things, I feel like. No, like I need to go back on the road and that's where I'm safe.
Like I thrive in chaos. I was actually going to say I feel like maybe you thrive more in like being regimented.ed.
For sure. Because, like, you know when you're on tour, you know, like, I'm doing this, this day, this, that day.
Yes. Well, it's like get on the plane, sleep at the hotel, perform on stage.
Where now when there's nothing going on, it's like I create chaos. No, literally.
You've also been shopping a lot. I know you're bored when you send me, like, things I start shopping for sconces.
No, literally like things from Revolve. I'm like, how many hours have you been sitting there? You know I'm shopping when I start sending you things that you should buy.
I'm like, I wouldn't, but this is so Paige. I think that I could dress you immaculately.
Wait, I would love, we should pick one show. Yeah, that I dress you.
That I dress you and you dress me. Do you think you can dress me? I think I could.
Because you have to really go off script. Okay, so then maybe we do it for like a later date show.
Okay. Like we do it in like December so we can really plan it out, get our sizes.
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Can I come for something right now? Yeah. No one actually wears slip dresses.
Like you buy it. You're like, I'm going to be that like goddess in the summer with this like white slip dress or like the lingerie dress.
I've never once picked it to wear it. Because I'm never like, oh, I'd rather be more naked tonight.
I'm going to stand with you. I'm going to stand with you.
You never, it's cute, but you never choose it for the night.

Is it even that cute? It's not. No.
It doesn't show your curves. Sometimes it's really matronly, I feel like.
And sometimes, like, it'll be sweaty or, like, there's always a crease in it. I just feel like it doesn't hit the way.
And here's the other thing I know, like, midi is really in. I like midi if it's like a very trad wife outfit where like the skirt is like fuller.
But midi like tight sometimes or like not even tight like kind of loose. No, if you're going to go trad wife, like go full trad wife.
Like lean in. I just ordered a dress that's full trad wife but I have no idea where I'm wearing it.
But I was like I it you're just waiting to become a trad wife god no what does it what does it look like it's like straight down to like my hips and then it poofs out but it's polka dotted oh I love that ivory with black polka dots I got it from self-portrait I love that I love it but I'm like here's like my vision was that like I would wear it somewhere in Europe. But like, you know, when am I going there? When you shop, do you immediately think like what shoes you're going to wear with it or like what bag or what like jewelry or just like I like that dress or I like that top? No, I just do like I like that dress.
Okay, good. I used to be like, where am I wearing this though? Like I'm not wearing, like I'm not, I don't have an occasion to wear this.
And I've stopped doing that because every single time like that occasion would come up and I'd be like, I should have ordered that dress. I do have to do a quick shout out for Burner Phone.
And it was about dumbest purchases. And you know how you buy stuff for like who the person you want to be yeah like the

trampoline yes but like I will buy clothes based on like if I was more interesting yeah or like the woman I wish I was but like you never actually will wear it you know what I just bought from Zara a pair of like low rise suit pant shorts that are like long.

Jorts.

Yeah, but they're like suit pant material.

But I feel like.

Like with a little kitten heel and like a tang.

It'll look so cute on you.

I think it'll be so cute.

Yeah, and it's comfortable.

My thing is like I will buy like the sexiest dress to be like,

she's a vixen.

But you'll never wear it.

Never wear it.

Or like.

Well, yeah, you can't be like.

You can't be uncomfortable in something like tight or like a zipper.

Like I could be getting impaled by a literal zipper and I'd be like this is fine.

This is fine.

It looks great.

Me doing a fitting is me just being like too tight, too scratchy, too loose. I don't like that.
Yeah. No, I'll wear something if it hurts.
I actually prefer it. You're a fucking freak.
You're a little fucking freak. Oh, other hot take.
Yeah. Actually, I'm not going to give a take.
I want you to give the take. How do you feel about being able to put like 20 posts per Instagram photo now? I think 20 is excessive.
20 is excessive. I agree.
I think it's too much. It's too much.
I spent three hours on someone's dump the other day. Like I was like.
20 is like. That's a Facebook album.
Grace, do you know what a Facebook album is? Okay, just checking. Obviously 10 was restricting, but sometimes we need some boundaries in life.
No. And that's one of them.
Give me some boundaries. Make me pick between some of the photos.
I like that. Don't give me freedom.
No. That's when bad things happen.
And it's also just like, I don't take any pictures. Like, I wish I was more aesthetic in my own life.
Like, I wish I could see something like food on a table and be like, oh, so cute. I'm going to take a picture of that.
Like my brain just doesn't go there. But also it's like, do you want your brain to constantly see something and be like, that'll be good for the grid? Yes.
I, it goes back to like when I see someone on vacation posting a ton of shit, I'm like, they hate this vacation. Yeah.
They're bored. They're bored.
Well, I'm like, how do they get, in? How do they get all the outfits with the perfect hair, with the perfect makeup? Like, when I'm on vacation, I do, like, really think about my outfits. Yeah.
But then, like, when it comes time to get ready for dinner, I'm like, it's just my parents. Who gives a fuck? Also, like, if I don't get the shot, we didn't get the shot, babe.
Yeah, like, we didn do it. I'll try a couple times and then I'm like, it's not for me.

It's not for me.

Sometimes, don't force it.

Right.

Sometimes the shot's not happening.

It's not happening and like enjoy your time with the people you're with.

You don't need to get all the shots.

Are we Buddhist?

It does feel that way.

It's giving Buddhism.

It's giving Buddhism.

It's giving just like being aware and living in the moment.

No, I know I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce.

I don't know. It's giving Buddhism.
It's giving just like being aware and living in the moment.

No, I know I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce. I don't know how to put a sconce up.
What type of sconce? No, it's funny. I have two sconces in my apartment right now.
Do you like them? Nowhere to put them. No, I don't know how.
There's so many like steps. You need an electrician.
And that's where they lose me. Where do you get an electrician that's trustworthy and knows what to do? That's an electrician.
He's here. You know what's funny? Growing up with a dad that like— Was handy? Well, was handy, but also very like—he didn't go into an office.
Yeah. So, like, I didn't know that, like, he didn't like go into an office.
Yeah. So like I didn't know that like, I didn't know that like you, your job could be an electrician or like you are the plumber.
I just thought like my dad had all these friends that like knew. You got a guy.
Yeah. Because it would always be like, Pete's coming over.
Pete's going to fix the sink. Like, you know that so then when i got older i realized i was like oh these are like professional people the world isn't just run by my dad's friends that's so but that's so new york to be like i got a guy i like until like age eight i thought the whole world was run by my dad and his guys the mafia of alb, literally.
I remember one time we were going,

my dad had to go to the dentist

and the dentist was like,

okay, you're going to need

like a crown.

And my dad said like,

okay, well,

I have a guy

that can make it

if you put it in.

And the dentist was like,

not how this place works.

He's so Italian.

He's like, no, no, no.

I got a guy

who can make it.

He goes, how much

are you going to charge?

Yeah, I got a guy

who'll do it for half. And I'll bring it in and you put it in my mouth the dentist is like I don't okay so I feel like with my parents the home was just a home like I don't remember anything being put in it's just like that was the house that's how it was that's the house yeah so now that I have to like get stuff it's crazy um and then like Des does actually have a lot of cousins yeah we got a plumber yeah he's an electrician and i'm like well get him to come over and he's like he's fucking he's got the family he's busy is des handy so he is not handy but i didn't know because i'm don't even know enough to know he's not handy got it you're so unhand like, well, I'm not.
And that's a beautiful marriage. The other day he was like, I'm not like a handy guy.
And I was like, you're not. You're not.
And he was like, babe, have you seen me do anything? And I'm like, be your man. Okay.
You've done more than me. I'm going to say something.
Being handy is very important to me. Because I would put myself on the handier side of the spectrum.
Wait, I totally forgot that you are, you, what are you, you go to Paige's apartment, she's like, Oh, my drill bit. I definitely have a drill bit.
A drill bit. what is a drill bit sometimes you gotta drill things

i've drilled plenty of things and my wire cutters my bolt cutters did you watch bob the builder growing up no it was but it was after my time um what was i saying you're saying you need a guy who's handy i need a guy who's handy because i'm very handy like you want that painting up yeah i I'll put that up on the wall.

Like, I have a level.

Like, I can fucking I'll put that up on the wall like there like I have a level like I have I can do all of those you saw my place I literally just have paintings against the wall where I want them to go up I could come over and fix those so this thing does if you give him instructions he'll do it like if I get stuff from Ikea or Amazon he'll put together I think because like, my dad, like if I came home and like my hair clip broke, my dad would fix it. Like it was never a thought in my brain like, oh, I'm not going to be able to get this fixed by my dad.
Like he'll know. Like he'll come to my apartment now and I'll be like, this broke on my bag.
And like he'll fix it. This is fucked up.
But like men fixing things is important because what else are they doing? Yeah. No, but, like, what else? They should know.
What are they doing? So being handy is really big on my list. And I feel like I dated a lot of guys in New York City that couldn't fix things, and I got the ick.
I was like, if I can fix it and you can't, that's, like, grossing me out. The thing is, Des is, like, a genius.
So he figures it out. Yeah.

But, like, in, like, a smart person way.

Not in a, like, you just take this wrench and then you gotta pull it.

Like, he'll be, like, he'll, like, Google it and shit.

But I also, for me, like, if a guy's too handy, I don't like it.

Like, you don't want them to have a tool belt.

No.

That turns me off.

Like, if he knows too much about toilets, I'm like, what it? Yeah, get in it. Let me put your head in there.
I've always wanted to put someone's head in a toilet. I also think it's, like, it gets to the point where it's a little mansplaining, too, where they're like, oh, the light.
Oh, fuck, I got this. And, like, it's fine.
I just don't want him to be mine. Like, I want him to be my guy's friend.
See, I would like if they could

fix certain things. Like I will say Craig is like kind of a nerd.
So he can fix like all my

electronic stuff like that. I have no, I have no, like, I don't know any of that.
I'm like, just throw it out the window. It doesn't work.
It is fun when you can tell they get joy from like fixing stuff and doing stuff around the house. You know, they really do.
And that's another problem.

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You know, they really do. It gives them a purpose.
And that's another problem. I'm like, this is just basic living.
Like, yeah, fix the ice maker. Des does get obsessed with, like, certain things like a bush.
Like, he'll be like, we need to make sure this bush stays healthy. And he's, like, checking on the bush and, like, making sure that, like, certain things are a bush.
He'll be like, we need to make sure this bush stays healthy. And he's checking on the bush and making sure that certain things are...
He'll get passionate about... He was obsessed with a tree at one point.
And I thought that was so cute. I recently got passionate about a plant.
Which plant? What's his name? It's a girl. I don't let men live in my home.
That's fucking crazy. No, actually thinking like almost getting a boy cat.
I was like, no. That will throw the whole guy off.
I've had a plant for three years that I've kept alive, and I recently had to repot her. Wait,, I'm stressed.
See, immediately, nope, I'm stressed. Oh, no.
I'm getting a new plant. I can't get rid of this plant.
I think it's like a lucky. Is it the money tree? Yeah, I think it's like my lucky plant.
Oh, wow. And so I had to get like potting soil that was like for transferring plants.
Already I'm stressed. And I got like all organic.
And then Craig like helped me take it out of the original pot and put it in. So like I was very passionate about it.
She's gorgeous now. I love that.
She now has like a new white, like big vase that she lives in. It's stunning.
How's Daphne? She's just perfect. She's just the most perfect thing I've ever encountered in my life.
And here's the other thing. Like, yeah, she likes other people.
But, like, if other people are at my apartment, she's following me around to, like, different rooms. And I'm like, yeah.
She knows who mom is. Yeah.
She's like, that's my mom. She knows who mom is.
I did want to add, I'm very into Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae right now. Did you watch the video? No, I didn't even know.
I didn't even know. You know, a lot of people don't know.
Not enough people know about it. I feel like they don't.
But wait, I did see a clip and the guy who's in the music video, who is that? He's just really hot. from something he's an actor yeah but he's like a he's just all jawline like he like clenches his all he does is sit and clench his jaw the whole video he was in like pretty little liars or something yeah one of those like shows of just like hot people that like they don't even have to put words together and you're like this show's really good those are my favorite kind of shows no literally That's like you just described all of the CW growing up.
The CW, yes. I was like, pop the fuck off.
So it's called Diet Pepsi. And I played it and like, it's fucking good.
Yeah, I love her. And I just like got emotional from it.
Like I literally got emotional because she's been through like a lot of just like. Are you getting your period? just had no but I'm sensitive right now but she's just like been through um a lot of doubt doubters I wonder what her crazy parents are up to her crazy parents that almost took down her whole fucking career what's the song about like what's the sentiment leave losing all your innocence in the back seat oh Oh, my God.
That is so not what I thought. You got emotional? Yeah, it's the first time she's being a whore.
That's really emotional. Well, I thought it was so cool because I was like, wait.
What the hell does that have to do with Diet Pepsi? I love when people call the title of songs like random words in the song and not the chorus. Yeah.
Like Diet Pepsi is just like one of the lines. Because she could have said in the backseat.
But Diet Pepsi is more interesting I think. But I just I love when people like reinvent themselves.
I love when like literally no one is rooting for them. And they're like fuck you.
Like I love doing this shit. And she's young and this is a fucking great video okay it's a great song giggly squad stamp of approval to girl boss town yeah but um it's all about losing all my innocence in the back seat and i was like oh my god this is what page was talking about in albany you know like no because Because as a city girl, no one had a car.
So I'm like, oh, my God, this is what Paige was talking about in Albany. Oh, my God.
You know, like, no, because, like, as a city girl, like, no one had a car. So I'm like, oh, this is how, like, normal people.
As a suburb, we were having sex in them. You were having sex in the car.
Well, I did once, but, like, older. Yeah.
But, like, I, we were, like, you'd be in your bedroom. That's so intense.
No, like, it's really intense. Well, I feel like in a – And your parents are like upstairs.
You had to like – I mean my high school boyfriend like did have like a basement in his like house. Yeah.
But even still like he would drive me home so we would like – Yeah. You know, you're not going to like have sex when his parents are like up in the kitchen.
Yeah. But her song was just so cute about like the of your girl and then i mean and then one day you're just like a woman well it's fucked up because we're experiencing like oh whatever happens i am losing something like i'm losing this like innocent side of me where men are like gaining respect and experience something like chris did you ever afterwards if you you ever afterwards? Did you ever afterwards? Chris, how old were you when you lost your virginity? What do you think? Okay, intrusive.
Oh, I love this game. Like 16.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm great at pinpointing. Did you know that? Did you take it? That's my secret power.
That would be literally illegal. Yeah.
Wait. Wait, when you were 16, how old was I? I don't know.
I don't know how old you are now. 31.
31. Oh, there's a lot of math right now.
Did, Chris, after you lost your virginity, was there a moment where you were like, Where I went to all of my friends. I'm not a little boy anymore.
And I'm. I'm a man.
And I just like lost being pure. Yeah, like what is a guy's perspective? I went to all my friends and we were all like, yeah.
Yeah. Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think the first guy I was with, we both were. But like I don't recommend that at all.
We were lost. We were scared.
Yeah scared and it was like a half virginity thing like I was like it's not gonna work everyone lost their virginity half at first right? yeah I think if you go full on the beginning you're not okay you should call your mom you should call your mom you should call some more no I feel like every girl is like oh no no no no maybe next weekend like I, no. Maybe next weekend.
Like, I'm just like, I feel like it kind of hurts. And like, maybe next weekend.
I feel like I used to do that all the time. I still do that.
I still do that. Actually, no.
I remember when I realized I was first getting boobs, I got really emotional. Like, I was looking in the mirror and I was like.
I thought I had cancer. Yeah, I was like i thought i had cancer when you first get the hard bump yeah and like something's really wrong and it hurts yeah it hurts so bad and then like here's the craziest thing though i was so pumped i was like oh my god i'm getting boobs and then they just never came and i was like what a mind fuck can i tell I tell you, it was so fucked up? I didn't have boobs.
And then at 18, I got boobs. Wow.
It was like. I like just got them.
Like in the last three years. People were saying that you had a boob.
There was a boob job rumor going around. There was.
I loved when that rumor was going around. That was a good one.
People were coming to me. I feel like you started it.
Well, I go, I mean, I can't say she hasn't. I can't say she hasn't.
I don't know anything. I don't know for sure.
I'm like stirring the pot. That's my favorite voice you've ever done.
What is that voice? And I can't say she hasn't. I can't say she hasn't.
I don't know. Also, sometimes we take that out of the room so weird because something will come up about you.
Yeah. Oh, God.
And I don't like, if it's anything like opinion, I'm like, I don't want to know. Do not talk.
Like, I'm like, I'm not. I don't want to hear anyone talk, but it's mostly very positive.
Whenever I hear my own voice on a TikTok, I go, oh, that wasn't for me. Well, sometimes I'll like be enjoying a TikTok and I'm like, that's Paige's voice.
But there's a recent one. Do you see the lesbian one that you commented on? No.
Wait, which one did I comment on? It was a girl being like Paige Acerbo as a lesbian.

Yes.

And you wrote like, I'm so honored.

Yes.

That video was like such a compliment.

No.

It was such a – I actually like I got scared because I was like, wait, are the lesbians talking about me?

Because like now I feel like if I don't go over, it's like rude.

There was like this like really pretty picture of you looking like powerful and they were like page and like a power lesbian relationship would be like so sick and everyone was like going nuts and I was just like I am deep in like I think if my I think if like we had to ask our phones who are we based on like the information mine would say possibly a lesbian like I really just think my phone thinks that because I'm always in lesbian TikTok drama. Well, let's be honest.
Lesbian TikTok drama is so much better than straight people drama. No, it's light years.
Which is why the WNBA is amazing. Have you been seeing that TikTok where girls are asking their boyfriends like when somebody says the NBA, how do you know if they're talking about the WNBA or like men's NBA? And boyfriends are getting so confused.
And like girlfriends are just like, yeah, but like when you say the NBA, how do you know you're not talking about women's? And the guys are like, what? Like why? It's so good. I love it.
I love just like really confusing the men sometimes. I love how boyfriends are just TikTok accessories.
They're like, hey, I need you for this trend. And so it's funny.
It's just us trying things on them. Yeah.
And some of the guys go with it so easily. And then some you could tell like we're begged.
And then some you could tell do not want to be there. Yeah, like they don't know what's happening.
I know. I respect the guys that don't want to be always on camera.
I don't like when they want to be on camera too much. No, I don't either.
I don't. Get your boyfriend off camera.
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I saw something crazy on TikTok. No, this is going to blow your mind.
More than you choking at a brunch meeting. So basically, this person said, fuck, I want to credit them, but it'll probably come up on all your algorithms now.
She said control is all an illusion but like literally she said that in LA you know the street buttons to for the walking sign she said they don't do anything but they just make people feel like they're in control so they don't I don't think they do anything anywhere I thought you press it and then you're like in the queue.

Chris, Google.

Yeah, Google if in the queue.

Then?

Yeah.

That's very European of me.

You're like, this is an aux cord.

Yeah.

Then they said that a lot of elevators, if you press the shut button, like it doesn't do anything.

Okay, now that I have a problem with.

It's just there to make people not annoyed. They're literally called like placebo buttons.
Like just for idiots. We are all rats? We are all rats? I don't think it's all of them.
In a fucking simulation. Yeah, no, I'm going to have a word with the mayor.
Get that on my calendar. No, honestly, I would love, we should run for mayor at some point in our lives.
We want the buttons in theators well but also if buttons in the elevators clothes actually worked people would be losing limbs I'd be like no sorry Sharon you also like if you accidentally press an elevator floor you should be able to un-press it and that's not a crazy ask no that's that would have like saved so many relationships many relationships. Or, you know, when that, like, annoying kid starts pressing everything and you're like, oh, my God.
Once I think someone got in a fight and, like, pressed all the buttons and then left. One of my biggest fears is being stuck in an elevator.
See, I love— And I think about it a lot, like, living in New York. I feel feel like it would be peaceful and I'd get like a really funny story out of it I okay great thought process on that way to look at the bright side as long as I knew they were coming to get me out and there wasn't a possibility that I could drop oh I didn't think about the drop part drop part.
Then I would be, I'd find, I'll stay in there for five hours. You know what's so fucked up? I was like, that's such a good excuse to cancel your plans.
Like, would you rather go to your plan? Sorry, I'm stuck in an elevator. Or get stuck in an elevator.
Get stuck in an elevator. So maybe let's have some gratitude for a fucking second.
Let's be positive for a fucking second. As long as my phone was 100% charged.
Do you ever look around and you're like, would I fuck with this group? Yes, all the time. Sometimes I'm like, actually she looks interesting.
Sometimes I'm like, I can't get stuck on the elevator. Not this one.
Not these people. No, I think about it all the time.
I wonder if anyone ever fell in love with getting stuck in an elevator with a finance bro. I'm sure there's like a lot of elevator meet-cutes in New York City.
You know what would be hot if you got stuck in an elevator with a guy and then he fixed it? And we're all about handy men. And full fucking circle.
But New York City has no handymen.

No, they really don't. They don't.
I've dated a lot of guys and they're like, I've dated a lot of Jewish men and they said like, no, I'm Jewish. I'm not fixing things.
I don't know why that's. And I'm like, okay.
But then I've dated non-Jewish guys. They can't either.
and they can't fix things either and they like grew up in New York so I wonder if it's like oh

you literally just called. Well, probably like you called maintenance in your building.
Yeah. I mean, I'm still not handy when something breaks.
I'm like, we need a new apartment. Yeah.
No, I like I love moving furniture on my own. This is one of my favorite things.
This is just rearranged furniture. With your like little long fingers, how you even move them? No, I have crazy strength.
You're such a cat. I moved a crazy table the other day, and my assistant walked in and was like, how did you move this table? And I was like, just pure willpower.
I did it with my mind. You got mom's strength.
Yeah, I was just like, I need this table moved, so I'm moving it. I'm blown away.

Chris, were you going to say something?

Not at all.

Great.

Good.

Keep it all up. Good.

We were just checking.

Never.

I was actually testing you to see if you were going to overstep.

Oh, do you have anything to say?

No.

We have some good questions.

We have some good questions from the gigglers that we didn't hit before.

If you had to choose an athlete today, which sport?

Golf or tennis. Why? One, I feel like it's, like, very chic.
I'm into, like, matches. It doesn't seem like they are, like, they're not going to, like, camp prior to.
They're not having, like, a big win with their team and going out after. My outfits could be way better than my outfits could be for like football or basketball.
I'm going to say tennis, not golf for you because golf, you have to stand. I don't see you standing.
No, I'm not standing. And you walk.
No. Not for my husband.
Tennis would be so good. You'd be such a good tennis wag.
I would be a great tennis wag. I could see you getting into it, too.
Like, the other person is a winner, and you're like, this motherfucker. Yeah, I would be very competitive.
And you'd be the, like, the player would look at you, and you'd be like, get it together. No, if I dated a professional athlete, we would have talks after the game.
You'd be like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. You're embarrassing me.
Yeah, you're better than this and you're embarrassing us. What are we practicing for? Do you think this is a joke to you? Did I wear this outfit? I do my job.
Why don't you do yours? I looked great today and you're making me look bad. How is this going to work? Right.
Hit your fucking forehand the way we practiced. No, I would actually, maybe like I'll have a son and he'll be a professional athlete and I can...
I can so see you becoming like an intense sports mom. Absolutely.
I also want to be Girl Scout troop leader. I feel like Girl Scouts are canceled.
Are they? No, the Girl Scouts aren't. You can't cancel the Girl Scouts.
No, they just had a cookie collection. I bought some.
I don't think they're canceled. But you know how guys would be like, I could tie a knot because I was in boys.
I hate that shit. Yeah, I hate that.
Can you? No, I don't know. I'm doing my Girl Scout.
On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country. Like, what? What are you serving? We're eating brownies.
Serve your country. Get another scoop of ice cream, bitch.
No. I would choose basketball.
Really? I think basketball is hot. Basketball is hot.
Like, you have to have so much swag to play basketball. I love sitting courtside.
In college, I feel like you had to be cool to get invited to the basketball house. That's, yeah.
I mean, but also basketball guys were fewer. There was only, like, 20 of them.
Where, like, football, there was, like, 400 of them. Like, everyone was fucking a football guy.
Where the basketball team, and you also see all their faces. Yeah.
So, like, they were very known. I remember one freshman year.
Freshman year, I did love this one basketball player, and it traumatized me. And then I never, I could never, I could never date another basketball player.
What happened? He just, like, didn't know I existed. So did you date him? For, like, a minute.
Yeah. And then I never, I could never, I could never date another basketball player.
What happened? He just like didn't know I existed. So did you date him? For like a minute.
Yeah. And then it was really sad.
And then I was like, because also if you think about it, the age difference in college actually is wild. A freshman in college hanging out with a senior in college.
It's crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy. You have nothing in common, really.
Also, like, for all the girls in college, like, do not trust any of these men. No.
Like, as an 18-year-old girl, you should not be around these wild, and they're so fucking horny and weird. No, they're so farrow.
And you are such a perfect angel at 18. No, 18.
And some of them are, like, and if they play a sport, they could be, like, 20 fucking three. Yeah, Yeah, because they're like super seniors.
And you have no idea. And you're just like, you barely kissed a guy and you're just like.
You're worried about your fake ID. It's like, it's a whole thing.
Just like stay away from like boys. Yeah.
So anyway, actually I had this one basketball player and I, like we got along really well. And I think he would occasionally be like, are we? And once I was out with him and he gave me his coat.
I think I told this story. And then he was like, can I have it back? Yeah.
And that was a low point in my life. But then once we like, he was like, can we stop at my place? And we were like walking to a bar.
And I was like, sure. And we went in.
He He's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Came out just wearing his boxers.
And it was like really cold out. So I was wearing like layers.
And I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, sorry. Goes back in.
Puts his clothes on. Comes out.
And we just like continue the night. What? That is so weird.
We were like very close friends. And like like, 6'7".
Like, we had a good personality. So in his head in the bathroom, he's like, you know what I might do? Is go out with no pants on and see if she's deaf.
What did he think that you were going to be like, oh, my God, cool boxer. Like, run on to him.
Yeah, like, girls are just like, you're like, what's going on? But then we ended up months later, like, hooking up, and he was the first uncircumcised dick I saw. Oh.
And it was really funny. And that's a moment.
People don't talk about it. That will change you.
Because in the flesh, it is an anteater. And you don't know it until sometimes you're done and you're like, what? To be so drunk you are.
I'll never forget one time my girlfriend at the time, she had slept with some guy and she was telling me about it. And she was like, and he was uncircumcised.
And I was like, oh, my God, that's crazy. Was he European? She was like, no, he's from Florida.
And I was like, that's crazy. Like, no, that's insane.
He was from Minnesota. There was no reason.
Yeah, I'm like, where could you even find that guy? The next night, I'm not kidding, 24 hours later, I sleep with this guy. I'm literally getting up, putting my clothes on.
And I'm like, wait a minute! And I literally run to my friend, and I'm like, you'll have no idea what just happened to me. Post-sex, uncircumcised guys, it's a turtleneck.
It's, yeah, and you're not ready, you're not expecting it. This is my, because I was a good friends with him, and I'm an inquisitive young lady.
You're asking the questions.

I said, how do we work with this?

Is there something that I need to know?

Is there a formula?

Before I dive in, what do I need to do?

I remember, and he looked at me, and he was like, it's just like any other penis.

And I said, and that's where I'm going to have to disagree.

Somebody's standing in front of me saying,

it's just like any other penis.

I'm filing a police

report. I'm literally

speed dialing my lawyer. He goes, treat it like any other penis.

And I go, if you have to say that,

I feel like there's

something wrong.

And I go, oh, I'll just go along my usual business. You're like, well, thank you.
That's what I was going to do. I was actually, and first on the checklist.
Yep. Let's get to it.
No, that's insane. Let's go back to our regular schedule programming.
All before like having a second, you're like, he's like, well, here's the thing.

You can treat it just like the other ones.

But that's the thing.

Like, when you're trying to give bad hand jobs, like, it's different.

But what I've learned is, one, it's a little barbaric that we just, like, cut the skin off of.

Yeah, what?

I don't know the background of it.

Some people say it prevents disease.

It hasn't truly been proven.

And that guys who do have the skin still on actually have better blowjobs because they have more sensory. More nerves? Nerves.
Why did I look at Chris when I said that? So deeply. I said nerves.
So. Yeah.
We live and we learn. I guess it's a personal preference.
Now that we're talking about college hookup stories. College hookups were so much fun with the chase.
Like I loved, I was obsessed with getting crushes and I like to do it from afar. I didn't like to meet the guy.
I like to be like, look at the, like the roster on like the track team and be like, that sprinter is hot. Yeah.
Let's see if we run into him at the study hall. No, that's like a fun game.
Oh, I love that game. And then like three weeks later when we're suddenly talking, it's like how did this happen? I've been tracking you.
I would do it at schools that were not mine so that made it a little sticky, you know, because I'm like I don't have a key card. But I need to be in that library immediately.
She doesn't even go here. She doesn't even go here.
You know, I'm like running across the quad. They're like she's not a student.
Security's chasing you.

I'm like, guys, come on.

But this one track guy, we, so many times would happen.

Like, I would get such a big crush.

And then I'd start talking to him.

And I'd be like, I didn't see that for you.

Like, I didn't see that.

Oh, wow, we don't have anything in common.

It's like sometimes their energies can be so bad.

Yeah.

And I remember something was just off about him.

But I was like, no, we've committed three weeks to this. He has really nice blue eyes.
And we started hooking up, and he got, you know when they get weird? Yeah. You start hooking up.
I hate when guys start hooking up and they become, like, different. Mm-hmm.
You know when they get this, like, crazy eye, and they're like, yeah, and you're just like, oh. Oh, my God.
I'm actually, like, I'm agreeing, but I'm frightened for you. Have you ever had that where, like, they just turn into, like, and this is me now.
Oh, like, whilst having sex? Yeah, like, once they start the hookup, they're a normal guy. Like, they're, like, chilling.
Then they're like, oh, yeah. One time I had a guy that really loved biting his own bottom lip.
And I was like,'s not gonna work for me. It's not gonna work for me.
And it was a full performance that was being had in front of me and I was like, I literally felt like I was looking behind me. I was like, who are you doing this for? Is there a camera? Like Kevin James and Hitch just like.
Yeah, I'm like, this is not a burlesque show. We're in the Lower East Side.
No, it's like a dad at a wedding. I don't like that at all.
No, I don't like when their mannerisms change and suddenly they have a different eye, like a villain in a movie. Yeah.
No, I don't like when men are too into sex. That's an itch.
Yeah. That is such an itch.
Don't be too into it. Yeah, don't don't act like you've been there before yeah don't like just be happy to be involved like jerk off before the date yeah why are you looking at me for all these every advice to men we want you to write it down and live by it write that down so yeah this track guy got like he got like like veins in his head like it was it was like I have a question because you were a college athlete Yeah When athletes would be like I can't come before a game Is that true? That was literally what I was about to say So he's like I'm being all crazy and I was like what's going on are you okay? And he was like, I haven't jerked off in five weeks.
Oh my God. Because it's bad for my track.
Were you like, let it out? I literally was like, you have a loaded gun in my apartment right now. You came in here.
How dare you come here juiced up? Juiced the fuck up. You came in here with a fucking machine gun.
We have candles lit. Read the room.
Read the fucking, this is a place of peace and tranquility and a safe space that you just came in with that fucked up energy. And he's like, sorry, I haven't, I haven't turned all the way.
And I was just like, oh my, this is a you problem. And I don't want to be a part of this like weird philosophy.
And then I guess we like hooked.'re just like this is like this is just it was so turned off and also like weird and then I remember he woke up and he was like I have to go duck hunting no goodbye see ya first I was like you just killed all my future babies. Have you ever had duck, like eaten duck?

I do like a Peking duck.

Peking duck house in Chinatown.

But not when your boyfriend kills it.

No.

And that was a Brooklyn, Wisconsin culture shock.

Like the guys would duck hunt.

And they'd ice fish.

Two things that are derogatory.

No.

Ice fishing is... That seems like something that the Olympics would do.
It's giving. Breakdancing.
No. Ice fishing is just...
I don't see one joy in it. Ice? No.
Fishing? No. Why would you put them together? No.
That's insane. Also unsafe.
Unsafe. Truly unsafe.
I will say, like, you know when people are like, oh, I thought we were going to run into, like, quicksand more.

I thought I was going to run into thinner ice more.

Like, I thought I was going to have to go on my stomach at, like, at least once in my life and evenly distribute my weight.

This is fucked up, but I really thought I would have to stop, drop, and roll.

More often.

At least once.

At least once. You know, I actually saw someone stop drop and roll once they were on fire when did this happen a couple summers ago a guy was at a restaurant and a candle like lit his like shirt on fire and he was I mean he was on fire and I like I was honestly in shock.
Where was this? Applebee's? Like a restaurant in the Hamptons. And he stopped, dropped, and he rolled.
And I was like, you know, I didn't know if they were being serious about that. But I guess they were.
That's crazy because that's the last thing I would do if I was on fire. I mean, same.
I would have come up with a fucking dance move and be like, eight, five, six, seven, eight. I feel like it would be like if someone was like, there's a spider on you.
I'd be like, get it off. Get the fire off.
Yeah, I would chuck myself. Yeah.
But no, he stopped, dropped, and rolled, and he was fine. And he was fine.
Walked it off, and it just continued. I mean, it was crazy.
He said, do what you normally do. Do what you would do with any other penis.
I'm going to start saying that. Like, a lot.
Well, just do what you would do with any other penis. We need to do that TikTok where it's, like, things we say when.
But, like, I can never think of them in the moment. No, we have to.
I feel like Giggly Squad, we have so many. So many.
It would be so easy. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
Sorry we just got to one question. Did we? What was it? What athlete would you hook up with? I literally came with so many questions.
What athlete would we hook up with? Oh, it was just sport. They didn't want specifics.
Yeah. Oh, do you want to give specifics? I'm just trying to think if I have any specifics.
Matteo Verrattini. Oh, I think he's so good looking.
Jimmy Garoppolo is always at the top of my list. I think that's it, really.
Any other athletes I've seen recently that I'm like. Because this is a sports podcast, real quick.
If you're in New York City, it's the qualifying week of the U.S. Open.
Go.

I don't know if this comes up.

Basically, in the future, the qualifying, is it going to?

I don't know.

I don't know what week we're in.

Just do what you would do to any other business.

I wish we could put that on a shirt, but Nana would, and my mom would scream.

But anyway, it's free, and it's really fun, and you go, and you see everyone practice.

That's, like, the best time, actually, to go than, like, paying for expensive tickets. Anyway, speaking of tickets, you guys sold out Radio City basically in pre-sale.
No, that's insane. Which is insane.
I feel like we have to do a kick. We knew the New York City girls were going to come through and you know what? We're adding another fucking show.
I didn't even ask you, should we add another show? Yeah, we have to. We're adding another show.
Well, I think it's because we have to because all the New York City girls were like, really, guys? Not coming to fucking Long Island. I love when they bully us.
No, that we were getting fully bullied. They were like, you know what's fucking hilarious? Yeah.
That we made you. Yep.
And that you're not going to do a show in New York. You go, we're the greatest fucking city in the world and you'll fucking acknowledge New York.
That's hilarious. So I was like, Newark, New Jersey? Really?

Derogatory.

So a giggler DM'd me.

And I don't think I responded yet because I got, like, nervous and excited.

She said, my sister is a Rockette.

Like, let me know if you guys want it.

Should we do a video with the Rockettes?

No, we need to meet them.

My thing is, like, my kick, like, they're going to be upset.

Like, it's going to ruin their day.

Like, I can't even get above my knee. Oh, I thought saying like because it was gonna be so good I was like yeah I feel like you're not that flexible no but we need to meet like I might tear an ACL yeah but it'll be funny for the content um we love you guys thanks for giggling with us um and sign up for a newsletter subscribe rate, rate, review.
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