Giggling about enchiladas, electricians, and elevators

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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me. What's up my gassy gigglers? You're about to get gassed up.
Gassed doesn't always mean farts.

Speaker 1 Sometimes it means we're about to pop off and that's what's going to happen this episode. What are you texting? I was, yeah.
I was trying to get people pumped up. I'm pumped.

Speaker 1 Chris is pumped. That's all it matters.
Chris is pumped. I actually wasn't listening to any of that because I did get a text message that I literally had to respond to.

Speaker 1 Honestly, it was so unimportant, everything I said. Like, I wasted everyone's time the last 30 seconds.
What happened? What, what text did you? Just like a working, a work text, nothing like fun.

Speaker 1 But I just had to, you know, say yes.

Speaker 1 You know, those. I know after all.
And you have to work.

Speaker 1 No. And then they come.
This is is the thing about work. I hate work.

Speaker 1 No, but like, there's when you're an entrepreneur, there's your texts are either like a sweet text from your friend or like something really important. No, everything is always like

Speaker 1 cold red. Like, we need your answer now.
Now, I'm like, guys, I talk about like makeup and beauty products. What could be the problem?

Speaker 1 What could really be so pressing? Oh my God. Speaking of work, I was in a work

Speaker 1 brunch this morning.

Speaker 1 I got like brunch with someone. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 And you know, when you like get a like I hate a work brunch person

Speaker 1 Because it's like okay, so like you couldn't fit me in for lunch, which is like the most important meeting of the day obviously say what it is. It could have been a zoom

Speaker 1 and that zoom could have been an email. I rarely want to meet in person.
No.

Speaker 1 No, it was like an interview type thing.

Speaker 1 And for some reason, when you're eating and you also feel like you have to talk, which is how I eat,

Speaker 1 it's it's very easy to choke. No, you going on to any sort of eating meeting is just fighting for yourself.
Those people don't know you. Those people don't know you.
Don't go in business with them.

Speaker 1 They don't know you. Like, if you're sitting down to a table, you're munching.
You're looking at the menu. You ordered pancakes and they looked at me funny.
I was like, it's brunch.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, can you? Everyone probably got like a boiled egg.

Speaker 1 They were actually talking. I was like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I thought, I have a side of bacon.

Speaker 1 I would need, I need special sauce. Do you guys have a special sauce? I'm like, do you guys want bacon too? Do we all want bacon? And they're like, can we just focus on pesk at hand?

Speaker 1 One time I went on a brunch meeting and I walked in and I was so excited because I was like, oh, it's so cute in here. I'm like going to actually get like a really cute little breakfast.

Speaker 1 And then it was a vegan place. I looked around at the people and I was like, why would you bring me here? Once I went to a vegan place and I ordered eggs and I didn't know it was vegan.

Speaker 1 And that was violence. What are the vegans doing for breakfast? It's literally not their meal.
There has to be a warning outside. That's like a con.
Eggs, bacon. Like, what else is breakfast?

Speaker 1 It was, I mean, look, we support the vegan

Speaker 1 charity. Is yogurt vegan? No.
Dairy-free.

Speaker 1 Yogurt. Is butter bacon?

Speaker 1 Butter carb?

Speaker 1 So that's how I feel. Long story short.
Oh, right.

Speaker 1 When you're in a meeting and you're like, look, it's a high risk for a choking moment.

Speaker 1 But you know, when you choke and you're like, I i can handle this one yes like you're like this is gonna pick this really quick and you're like i'm choking and then you get there but then you know when it it hits the wrong something and you're like this is gonna take at least 15 like

Speaker 1 i'm actually choking

Speaker 1 no but you're not actually choking you're just like something scratchy if i could i would love to like cough my brains out for like three minutes but instead i'm gonna go

Speaker 1 for the next 20 minutes

Speaker 1 No, and you have to like take a sip of water and you're like, no, I'm fine. And you have to like move your neck because you're like, maybe if I just move, it'll go down.

Speaker 1 That seems to happen to me a lot with like chips, like tostitos. People don't talk about the actual death hazard that's happening.
Because they get wedged.

Speaker 1 They get wedged. And you're like,

Speaker 1 sorry. Also, popcorn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, popcorn is a choking hazard. You know what it is?

Speaker 1 I talk and I eat too fast.

Speaker 1 I heard on TikTok that. You're a quick eater.
But I realized I'm actually quick with everything. And this came up on my TikTok.
They were like, are you a girl with high cortisol levels?

Speaker 1 And I was like, yes.

Speaker 1 And they go, try to slow down.

Speaker 1 So I was like, okay. And then I was trying to do things like that.
But you're like, oh, but you're like,

Speaker 1 Jess was like, are you okay?

Speaker 1 Like, you just turn into a slow dog.

Speaker 1 Because I actually do do things, like, little tasks. Wait, this is how different

Speaker 1 our algorithm is. Because I recently got a TikTok that was like, if you want to appear more confident in a room make all your movements slower

Speaker 1 so I'm like practicing like putting my hair behind my ear I'm like how confident does that look because it's so slow no I'm just always a bull in a china shop like that's the energy I bring yeah like Like no one would mistake that you took ballet classes when you were little.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Like even little things like just pouring milk into my cereal. Nothing dainty.
It's gonna spill. Like I just, I'll bust open this and that's like, it's a mess.

Speaker 1 And then they were like, come, and then I'm like, can I do things slow? Yeah. Cause my dad would always be like, slow down, slow down.
And I'm like, why? I need to eat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I think I'm going to do that. You sometimes have like a nervous energy when you want to get something done.
You're like, oh, okay, well, this is my.

Speaker 1 I need to eat.

Speaker 1 And then I feel like I'm either 100 or zero.

Speaker 1 Sandwich.

Speaker 1 No, like you've always, you've literally are always just coming back from war. You're like, no, I haven't eaten.

Speaker 1 I'm also so embarrassing when I'm famished because you're like, have you not eaten all day? And I'm like, I've had four meals, but I'm really hungry.

Speaker 1 No, the other day I literally got in bed and I was like, I didn't eat. Like, I have to get up and eat.
Like, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 We're just different.

Speaker 1 No, I've like, will be while I'm eating, I'm thinking about what I should eat next.

Speaker 1 So anyway, there are definitely different forms of choking.

Speaker 1 And we're just raising awareness. Just raising awareness.
So your friend might say she's not choking, but if she's humming for the next 20 minutes, she in fact has a Tostito lodged in her throat.

Speaker 1 I've definitely talked about this before, but Andrew Collin, my favorite story he ever told was how he thought he was choking to death. And he drove himself to the hospital.

Speaker 1 And he drove himself to the hospital and he got there. And they're like, are you okay? And he goes, I think I'm choking to death.
And they're like, that's not.

Speaker 1 Like, you're talking. They're like, you drove 20 minutes here.
No,

Speaker 1 there's this like tool that like every mom has now that's like a suction cup that you can put in your kids' mouth if they are choking. And honestly, I might get it for tour just for you.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I'm

Speaker 1 not in my bag. Sorry, my friend's joking.

Speaker 1 Although, now that I'm around some moms, like, um, I also wait, I feel like you would, your face would turn blue before you like disrupted or like interjected to anyone.

Speaker 1 Passed out. I mean, she's fine.
She's literally snapping. She'll come back.
Um, So, my sister-in-law has a newborn and she learned that, like, sometimes the baby's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 Like, all babies do is eat and poop, and sometimes they get kind of like, I guess, backed up. Yeah, they have to fart.

Speaker 1 So, she bought this thing that you just stick in the butt, and it's like an air thing, and then you pull it out, and then you just like blast out.

Speaker 1 No way. I kind of won't.

Speaker 1 I was like, that looks like it feels fucking good. The release

Speaker 1 release.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I wish you remembered being a baby. But nowadays,

Speaker 1 that was a crazy high thought. Are you high? No.
Like, there was a time in your life where you did nothing. Like, you, someone did every single thing for you.

Speaker 1 I wish you could remember like a little bit of it being like, I'm hungry. And then all of a sudden, it's just like a bottle in your face.
I just think kids are so funny.

Speaker 1 I want to hear myself talk when I was three. Like, how was I working out situations when I was three? Because I know I had opinions.
A hundred percent.

Speaker 1 Like, do you, do you ever just envision yourself like when you were little?

Speaker 1 Just you see yourself like walking around the house and just seeing like the bottom of chairs, kind of like, do you have any memories of chairs? Like, you know, because you're really that tall.

Speaker 1 No, I used to see people's like shins

Speaker 1 and you're like running around looking at shins and then like big people are like I think when you have kids, I feel like you probably see them do something and you get this rush of like,

Speaker 1 that was me as a child. Nostalgia.
Did I tell the story about spraining my ankle? No. You've kept this one to yourself.
When was this?

Speaker 1 I think it was like the day after one of our recordings. Okay.
And then I blocked it.

Speaker 1 What shoes were you wearing?

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 1 You're not at liberty to say.

Speaker 1 How dare you? Are you under contract?

Speaker 1 I refuse to say.

Speaker 1 Because butter needs to get. Butter needs to get.
No, I get it. Butter has a lot of gifts coming in the mail.

Speaker 1 Butter needs to be in the middle. You were wearing something that rhymes with rock.

Speaker 1 You son of a bitch. Hannah walked in here today and goes, look at my high-heel crocs.
And I'm like, just get out of my face. Tell them how you really, what you really said.

Speaker 1 They were really comfortable when I put them on. And you looked cute.
I wouldn't go that far,

Speaker 1 but they were comfortable. Way lighter.

Speaker 1 I did not like them. They're so.
I was not.

Speaker 1 What? He said, I did not like them. Oh.

Speaker 1 I didn't mean to say that. I did not

Speaker 1 sexual relations with those guys? That's how I feel like you sound with a tie.

Speaker 1 So I actually, I did the daily show, which was so much fun because

Speaker 1 how can we go from laughing hysterically to being

Speaker 1 we do it so often. It's like, it's actually not normally like,

Speaker 1 okay, this is the thing where like it's really important that you and your friend like laugh at the same time, but it's also extremely important that you stop laughing at the same time

Speaker 1 an uncomfortable situation i hate when someone laughs for like five seconds too long save like i would off myself like yeah what do you do during that time when they're just and they're locked in

Speaker 1 just smile

Speaker 1 and you're like the moment's over babe No, I know.

Speaker 1 So I do the daily show and it's actually a really cute full circle moment because it was with Michael Costa who I played tennis with when I was starting comedy. Oh, wow.
And he's a tennis player.

Speaker 1 And I remember being like, you know, do you have any advice for like a tennis player to get into comedy? Whatever. So, what a niche.

Speaker 1 So niche.

Speaker 1 People out here. Like, if you were a tennis

Speaker 1 comedy parkland.

Speaker 1 Call here.

Speaker 1 He basically was like, you know, they're both individual, you know, things. Yeah, whatever.
I haven't done that many like TV-type stuff. So it was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 And it was like the set with live people, whatever. So I shoot it, and I was very hungry.

Speaker 1 But I had to drive to West Hampton

Speaker 1 from the city, which is a sturdy, like a two. Almost two.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm starving. Yeah.
Classic.

Speaker 1 I'm foaming from the mouth. You're in pure Hanuma.
Because I didn't really eat beforehand. So I hadn't eaten.
Basically, I had lunch, but I hadn't had dinner yet.

Speaker 1 I just hadn't had dinner yet. But I was losing my fucking mind.

Speaker 1 And it was like eight o'clock. Yeah, that's a late dinner.
What is European? It was the potato famine. And so I Ubered myself.

Speaker 1 Whenever

Speaker 1 you're hungry, it's literally like the potato famine. It's like, my family hasn't eaten.
It's like, what, since noon?

Speaker 1 I haven't had dinner yet. So I go on Uber and I love planning an Uber.
This is girl math, getting Uber Eats so that when you get to the house,

Speaker 1 it's there.

Speaker 1 So it was like, I found a Mexican restaurant. I wanted enchiladas and it was like, it's going to take 50 minutes.
And I was like, take your time.

Speaker 1 Take your time, man. You put that enchiladas verdas together.
You put the sour cream on nice. Cut that in avocado.
Don't rush for me, honey. No.

Speaker 1 So I'm sitting back and I'm watching the guy and I'm like, we're going together. So excited.
I get there and Des is like, you want to go to bed? And I was like, I'm

Speaker 1 going to have dinner coming. Am I in trouble? I have not had dinner.
I'm like, you go to bed. I'm waiting for my enchiladas.
That'll be here in approximately five minutes.

Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, I would have like made you something or heated up something. And I'm like, I want my enchiladas.
I had like a long work day. This is my little reward for myself.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because now you're in it. You're like preparing to have enchiladas.
I go, this is the only thing I have to look forward to in my life right now.

Speaker 1 So he goes to bed and it's also like pitch black right now because it's 10 o'clock. So I'm like, starving.
Yeah. No.
Ravenous. No.
That's actually such a long time.

Speaker 1 Couldn't stop and get a snack for the car, like a bag of chip. No, because it was like a driver.
Yeah. Like an Uber guy.
So then, and he's, I wasn't going to disrupt him. Right.

Speaker 1 He's been starving. Me too.
He's He's like, he's trying to get home. Oh, that's so valid.
Imagine you're like, do you want a snack?

Speaker 1 No, actually,

Speaker 1 I took an Uber home from the Hamptons a couple weekends ago, and my driver was like, do you mind if I stop and get a coffee? I said, babe. I'm like, let's stop.

Speaker 1 Do you want to come in with me? I'm like, of course I do. Like,

Speaker 1 salty, savory, sweet. What are we doing? Do you like TikTok? I can sit in the front.

Speaker 1 So so anyway um

Speaker 1 so the i love telling long stories for no reason the the guy comes and we started with like the full circle moment just for you to end it with like you didn't get the enchiladas is that what we're getting about oh no the enchiladas came okay but so the guy it was raining outside and i had to go like downstairs okay so i immediately am like i know myself i do stuff too fast i'm gonna like break my neck are you wearing shoes or you're bare foot i'm wearing shoes okay and it's raining we shall not speak about shoes okay

Speaker 1 and it's raining like a drizzle like just annoying like a spit okay do you have any other questions detailed questions

Speaker 1 not at the moment

Speaker 1 what tone of the wood was in the deck

Speaker 1 no like i'm thinking like was it really wet outside had it just started raining like are you slipping it was like just started raining like annoying is that why when i came over you said be careful of those stairs

Speaker 1 i was like what so but I was like, We're going slow, we're keeping our cortisol levels down. And I took out my flashlight.
So, my flashlight, I'm going down, and I'm also ravenous.

Speaker 1 So, I'm but I'm like, breathe, breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth. And I get to the bottom, and there's one more little tiny like lip before the drive-boy.
Like, it's not a stair.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a little like, I don't eat it, didn't see it. Okay.

Speaker 1 My ankle snapped.

Speaker 1 Are you on the ground? Are you fully on the ground? If I had fell, I wouldn't have snapped my ankle. Like, you know, when it turns and you kind of go with it? Yeah.
But for some, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I just felt it snap. And you know, I haven't snapped my ankle.
Not to brag. I have tiny baby ankles, but like a massive calves.
So I think I'm prone to ankle sprains. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I might have made that up, but I think genetics. Okay.
Like, what? Who are we to say? I have a dainty ankle. She's weak.
She's

Speaker 1 demure.

Speaker 1 So I snap it. And you know, when you're in so much pain, but like, this is not the time.
Yeah, like, there's something going on. There's like a strange man.

Speaker 1 The strange man is like in the driveway, like, lost, holding my angel on. This is my last delivery.

Speaker 1 So when you first sprain your ankle, like adrenaline hits, and like it feels like it's hanging by your throat.

Speaker 1 So you're like, my foot is hanging here.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I've never snapped my ankle. No one sprained sprained an ankle.

Speaker 1 Is no one here athletic?

Speaker 1 That has sprained ankle in the house. No, wait, I guess that's such a sport thing to be.
I snapped my hand. No, knock on wood, never sprained an ankle, never

Speaker 1 did it. You know, knock on wood.

Speaker 1 Never broken a bone.

Speaker 1 Really never had an activity-related injury. Did you know what's on? All my injuries happen off the court.
Like on the court? I thought you were going to say off the cuff.

Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, obviously you're not planning that.

Speaker 1 so i'm like fighting around

Speaker 1 so are you standing yeah but i'm like pretending

Speaker 1 i'm pretending i'm not hurt yeah

Speaker 1 i have like one tear

Speaker 1 and i walk back up the stairs and i'm walking

Speaker 1 This is a prime example of

Speaker 1 your friend is laughing too long and you're like, stop.

Speaker 1 Stop. I walk into the met you? But I go, I've been shot.
I've been shot. I've been shot.
No.

Speaker 1 I go, I sprained my ankle really bad. And Des goes, no, you didn't.

Speaker 1 That is so detonating. He goes, no, you do.
You walk in. You didn't sprain it very bad.
And I go, no, like, I think it's going to swallow up really quick. And he goes, you're fine.
Yeah. You're fine.

Speaker 1 Because we had friends visiting and like the main reason they were visiting was to play tennis with me. Oh, my God.
From Ireland. And it's okay.

Speaker 1 Wait, I just have to say this.

Speaker 1 The other day I'm at Hannah's house and we were talking about something and she was like, oh yeah, the people from Ireland are coming. I like sit for a second.

Speaker 1 I'm like, the people from Ireland, I'm like, your family? Your in-laws?

Speaker 1 The Irish are coming. The Irish are coming.
The Irish. So we've been planning this like whole tennis.
Irish people coming over the day before. They were coming in like six hours.

Speaker 1 They were like on the plane coming from Ireland. And I snap my ankle and he's like, you're fucking fine.
It's in your head. You're good.
It's in your head.

Speaker 1 So then I'm like limping around alone while he's in bed eating my enchiladas. Wake up.
How were they?

Speaker 1 Worth it.

Speaker 1 So my Mexican Uber Eats was the reason I snapped my ankle. 100% worth it.
Would do it again, 10 out of 10. Next day wake up, can't put weight on my ankle sprain.
You're kidding.

Speaker 1 But that's like some ankle sprains, like give it 24 hours and then it's fine. But like.
And how are you doing now?

Speaker 1 In what way?

Speaker 1 No, it's a lot better.

Speaker 1 But can you walk? Are you walking fine? Are you still like...

Speaker 1 I'm walking fine, but I had to get one of those like little ankle sleeves

Speaker 1 and then I like tied it up. I was like a little injured.
I was supposed to be your month of rest.

Speaker 1 And you've had so many crazy things, I feel like. No, like I need to go back on the road and that's where I'm safe.
Well, like I thrive in chaos.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, I was actually going to say I feel like maybe you thrive more in like being regimented for like you know when you're on tour you know like I'm I'm doing this this day this that day yes well it's like get on the plane sleep in the hotel perform on stage where now when there's nothing going on it's like I create chaos

Speaker 1 literally it's you've also been shopping a lot I know you're bored when you send me when I start shopping for sconces no literally like things from revolve I'm like

Speaker 1 How many hours have you been sitting there? You know I'm shopping when I start sending you things that you should buy.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I wouldn't, but this is so paige. I think that I could dress you immaculately.
Wait, I would love for, we should pick one show. Yeah.
That I dress you. That I dress you and you dress me.

Speaker 1 Do you think you can dress me? I think I could. Because you have to really go off script.
Okay, so then maybe we do it for like a later YouTube video.

Speaker 1 Okay.

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Speaker 1 No one actually wears slip dresses. Like you buy it, you're like, I'm gonna be that like goddess in the summer with this like white slip dress or like the lingerie dress.

Speaker 1 I've never once picked it to wear it.

Speaker 1 Because I'm never like, oh, I'd rather be morning. I'm going to stand with you.
I'm going to stand with you. You never, it's cute, but you never choose it for the night.
Is it even that cute?

Speaker 1 It's not. No.
It doesn't show your curves. Sometimes it's really matronly, I feel like.
And sometimes like you'll, it'll be sweaty or it, like, there's always a crease in it.

Speaker 1 I just feel like it doesn't hit the way.

Speaker 1 and here's the other thing I know like midi is really in I like midi if it's like a very trad wife outfit where like

Speaker 1 the skirt is like fuller but midi like tight sometimes or like not even tight like kind of loose or if you're gonna go trad wife like go full trad wife Like lean in.

Speaker 1 I just ordered a dress that's full trad wife, but I have no idea where I'm wearing it, but I was like, I need it. You're just waiting to become a trad wife?

Speaker 1 God, no.

Speaker 1 What does it look like? It's like straight down to like my hips and then it poofs out, but it's polka dotted. Oh, I love that.
It's ivory with black polka dots. I got it from

Speaker 1 South Portrait. I love that.
I love it. But I'm like, here's like my vision was that like I would wear it somewhere in Europe.
But like, you know, when am I going there? When you shop,

Speaker 1 do you immediately think like what shoes you're going to wear with it or like what bag or what like jewelry or just like I like that dress, or I like that top.

Speaker 1 No, I just do it, like, I like that dress. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 I used to be like, where am I wearing this, though? Like, I'm not wearing, like, I'm not, I don't have an occasion to wear this. And I've stopped doing that

Speaker 1 because every single time, like, that occasion would come up, and I'd be like, I should have ordered that dress. I do have to do a quick shout-out for Burnerphone, and it was about dumbest purchases.

Speaker 1 And you know how you buy stuff for like who the person you want to be. Yeah.
Like the trampoline. Yes.
But like, I will buy clothes based on like if I was more interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or like the woman I wish I was. But like you never actually will wear it.
You know what? I just bought from Zara? A pair of like low-rise

Speaker 1 suit pant

Speaker 1 shorts that are like long.

Speaker 1 Shorts. Yeah, but they're like suit pant material.
But I feel like like with a little kitten heel and like super, it'll look so cute on me. I think it'll be so cute.

Speaker 1 yeah and it's comfortable my thing is like i will buy like the sexiest dress to be like she's a vixen but you'll never wear it never wear it or like well yeah you can't be like

Speaker 1 you can't be uncomfortable in something like tight or like a zipper like i could be getting impaled by a literal zipper and i'd be like this is fine this is fine it looks great me doing a fitting is me just being like Too tight, too scratchy, too loose.

Speaker 1 I don't like that. Yeah, no, I'll wear something if it hurts.

Speaker 1 I actually prefer it. You're a fucking freak.
You're a little fucking freak. Oh, other hot take.
Yeah. Actually, I'm not going to give a take.
I want you to give the take.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about being able to put like 20 posts per Instagram?

Speaker 1 I think 20 is excessive. 20 is excessive.
I agree. I think it's too much.
I spent

Speaker 1 three hours on someone's dump the other day. Like, I was like.
20 is like, that's a Facebook album.

Speaker 1 Chris, do you know what a Facebook album is? Okay, just checking. Obviously, 10 was restricting, but but sometimes we need some boundaries in life.
No. And that's one of them.
Give me some boundaries.

Speaker 1 Make me pick between some of the photos. I like that.
Don't give me freedom. No.
There's some bad things happening. And it's also just like,

Speaker 1 I don't take any pictures. Like, I wish I was more aesthetic where in my in my own life.
Like, I wish I could see something, like, food on a table and be like, oh, so cute.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take a picture of that. Like, my brain just doesn't go there.
But also, it's like, do you want your brain to constantly see something and be like, that'll be good for the grid?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 It goes back to like when I see someone on vacation posting a ton of shit, I'm like, they hate this vacation. Yeah, they're bored.
They're bored.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm like, how do they get, how do they get it in? How do they get all the outfits with the perfect hair, with the perfect makeup?

Speaker 1 Like, when I'm on vacation, I do like really think about my outfits. Yeah.
But then, like, when it comes time to get ready for dinner, I'm like, it's just my parents. Who gives a fuck?

Speaker 1 Also, like, if I don't get the shot, we didn't get the shot, babe. Yeah, like, we didn't do it.
I'll try a couple times and then I'm like, it's not for me. It's not for me.
Sometimes, don't force it.

Speaker 1 Right. Sometimes the shot's not happening.
It's not happening. And like, enjoy your time with the people you're with.
You don't need to get all the shots. Are we Buddhist?

Speaker 1 It does feel that way. It's giving Buddhism.

Speaker 1 It's giving Buddhism.

Speaker 1 It's giving just like being aware and living in the moment. No, I know I'm adult right now because I did search for a sconce.
I don't know how to put a sconce up. What type of sconce?

Speaker 1 It's funny. I have two sconces in my apartment right now.
Do you know where to put them? No, I don't know how.

Speaker 1 There's so many like sconces.

Speaker 1 You need an electrician. And that's where they lose me.

Speaker 1 Where do you get an electrician that's trustworthy and knows what to do?

Speaker 1 That's an electrician.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny, like, growing up with a dad that like was handy. Well, was handy, but also very, like, he didn't, like, go into an office.
Yeah. So, like, I didn't know that, like,

Speaker 1 I didn't know that, like, you, your job could be an electrician or, like, you are the plumber. I just thought, like, my dad had all these friends that, like, knew.
You got a guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because it would always be like, Pete's coming over. Pete's coming.
Pete's going to fix the sick. Like, you know, like, things like that.

Speaker 1 So then when I got older, I realized, I was like, oh, these are like professional people isn't just run by my dad's friends that's so but that's so new york to be like i got a guy i like until like age eight i thought the whole world was run by my dad and his guys

Speaker 1 no literally i remember one time we were going

Speaker 1 My dad had to go to the dentist and the dentist was like, okay, you're going to need like a crown. And my dad said like, okay, well, I have a guy that can make it if you put it in.

Speaker 1 And the dentist was like, not how this place works.

Speaker 1 He's like, no, no, no. I get the guy who's like, he goes, how much are you going to charge? Yeah, I got a guy who'll do it for half.
And I'll bring it in. You put it in my mouth.

Speaker 1 The dentist is like, I don't,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 With my parents, the home was just a home. Like, I don't remember anything being put in.
It's just like, that was the house. That's how it was.
That's the house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now that I have to like get stuff, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 And then like Des does actually have a lot of cousins. Yes.
We got a plumber. Yeah.
He's an electrician. And I'm like, well, get him to come over.
And he's like, he's fucking, he's got the family.

Speaker 1 He's busy.

Speaker 1 Is Des handy?

Speaker 1 So he is not handy, but I didn't know because I don't even know enough.

Speaker 1 I know he's not handy. Got it.
You're so unhandy. I thought he was handy.
The other day he's like, well, that's a beautiful marriage.

Speaker 1 The other day he was like, I'm not like a handy guy. And I was like, you're not.

Speaker 1 And he was like, babe, have you seen me do anything? And I'm like, but you're a man.

Speaker 1 Okay. You've done more than me.
I'm going to say something. being handy is

Speaker 1 very important to me because I would put myself on the handier side of the spectrum

Speaker 1 I totally forgot that you are you

Speaker 1 what do you

Speaker 1 you go to push the part and she's like this is

Speaker 1 oh my drill bit I definitely have a drill bit

Speaker 1 a drill bit what's a drill bit what is a drill bit sometimes you got to drill things

Speaker 1 I've drilled plenty of things and my wire cutters my bolt cutters did you watch bob the builder growing up no it was but it was after my time

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 what was i saying you're saying you need a guy who's handy i need a guy who's handy because i'm very handy like you want that painting up yeah i can fuck it and i'll put that up on the wall like there like i have a level like i have i can do all of those things you saw my place i literally just have paintings against the wall where i want them to be no i could come over and fix those so this is the thing does if you give him instructions, he can, like, if I get stuff from Ikea or Amazon, he'll put it together.

Speaker 1 I think because, like, growing up, my dad, like, if I came home and like my hair clip broke, my dad would fix it.

Speaker 1 Like, it was never a thought in my brain, like, oh, I'm not going to be able to get this fixed by my dad. Like, hell, no.
Like, he'll come to my apartment now and I'll be like, this broke on my bag.

Speaker 1 And, like, he'll fix it. This is fucked up, but, like, men fixing things is important because

Speaker 1 they break a lot of these things.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, but like, what else? They should know.
What are they doing? So, being handy is really big on my list.

Speaker 1 And I feel like I dated a lot of guys in New York City that couldn't fix things, and I got the ick. Yeah.
I was like, if I can fix it and you can't, that's like grossing me out.

Speaker 1 The thing is, Des is like a genius. So he figures it out.
Yeah. But like in like a smart person way, not in a like, you just take this wrench and then you got to pull it.

Speaker 1 Like, he'll be like, he'll like Google it and shit.

Speaker 1 But I also,

Speaker 1 for me, like, if a guy's too handy, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 Like, you don't want them to have a tool belt. No, that turns me off.
Like, if he knows too much about toilets, I'm like, what it? Yeah, get in it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Put your head in there.

Speaker 1 I've always wanted to put someone's head in it. I also think it's like, it gets to the point where it's a little man splainy, too, where they're like, oh, the light.
Oh, fuck. I got this.

Speaker 1 And, like, it's fine. I just don't want him to be mine.
Like, I want him to be my guy's friend. See,

Speaker 1 I would like if they could fix certain things. Like, I will say, Craig is like kind of a nerd, so he can fix like all my electronic stuff.
Like, that I have no, I don't

Speaker 1 know,

Speaker 1 like, I don't know any of that. I'm like, just throw it out the window.
It doesn't work. It is fun when you could tell they get joy from like fixing stuff and doing stuff around the house.

Speaker 1 You know, they really do.

Speaker 1 And that's another problem. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I'm like, this is just basic living. Like, yeah, fix the ice maker.
Des does get obsessed with, like,

Speaker 1 like, certain things, like a bush. Like, he'll be like, we need to make sure this bush stays healthy.
And he's, like, checking on the bush and like making sure that, like, certain things are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, he'll get, he'll get passionate about. Like, he was obsessed with a tree at one point.
Yeah. And I thought that was so cute.
I recently got passionate about a plant.

Speaker 1 Which plant?

Speaker 1 What's his name?

Speaker 1 It's a girl.

Speaker 1 Nah, I don't let men live in my home. That's thinking crazy.

Speaker 1 No, actually, thinking like almost getting a boy cat, I was like, no.

Speaker 1 That will throw the whole guy both.

Speaker 1 I've had a plant for three years that I've kept alive, and I recently had to repot her.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm stressed. See, immediately I'm nope, I'm stressed.
Oh, I'm getting a new plant. I can't get rid of this plant.
I think it's like a lucky plant. It's like a money tree?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's like a lucky, my lucky plant. Oh, wow.
And so I had to get like all, I had to get like potting soil that was like for transferring plants.

Speaker 1 And then I had to get like, and I got like all organic. And then Craig like helped me take it out of the original pot and put it in.
So like, I was very passionate about it. She's gorgeous now.

Speaker 1 I love her. I love her.
She's now has like a new white, like big

Speaker 1 vase that she lives in. It's stunning.
How's Daphne? She's just perfect. She's just the most perfect thing I've ever

Speaker 1 encountered in my life. And here's the other thing.
Like, yeah, she likes other people,

Speaker 1 but like, if other people are at my apartment, she's following me around to like different rooms. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 she knows who mom is. Yeah, she's like, that's my mom.
She knows who mom is.

Speaker 1 I did want to add, I'm very into

Speaker 1 Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae right now. Did you watch the video? No, I didn't even know.
I didn't even know.

Speaker 1 You know, a lot of people.

Speaker 1 People don't know. Not enough people know about it.
I feel like they don't, but wait, I did see a clip, and the guy who's in the music video, who is that? He's just really hot.

Speaker 1 No, he's from some, he's an actor. Yeah, but he's like a hot, he's just all jawline.
Like, he like clenches his, all he does is sit and clench his jaw.

Speaker 1 He's in like pretty little liars or something. Yeah, one of those like shows of just like hot people that like they don't even have to put words together.
And you're like, this show's really good.

Speaker 1 Those are my favorite kind of shows.

Speaker 1 No, literally, that's like you just described all of the CW growing up. The CW.
I was like, pop the fuck off

Speaker 1 so it's called diet Pepsi and I played it and like it's fucking good yeah I love her like and it I just like got emotional from it like I literally got emotional because she's been through like a lot of just like are you getting your period no we just had no but I'm sensitive right now but she's just like been through um a lot of doubt doubters.

Speaker 1 I wonder what her crazy parents are up to. Her crazy parents that almost took down her whole fucking career.
What's the song about? Like, what's the sentiment?

Speaker 1 Leave it, losing all your innocence in the back seat. Oh my god, that is so not what I thought.

Speaker 1 You got emotional?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's every time she's being a whore.

Speaker 1 Well, I thought it was so cool because I was like, wait.

Speaker 1 What the hell does that have to do with dipepsy?

Speaker 1 I love when people call...

Speaker 1 the title of songs like random words in the song and not the chorus. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like dipepsy is just like one of the lines. But she, because she could have said in the back seat, but dipepsy is more interesting, I think.

Speaker 1 But I just, I love when people like reinvent themselves. I love when like literally no one is rooting for them and they're like, fuck you.
Like, I love doing this shit. And she's young.
She's young.

Speaker 1 And this is a fucking great video. Okay.
It's a great song. Giggly squad.

Speaker 1 Stamp of approach.

Speaker 1 To Grobos Town. Yeah.
But

Speaker 1 it's all about losing all my innocence in the back seat. And I was like, oh my God, this is what Paige was talking about

Speaker 1 in Albany.

Speaker 1 You know, like,

Speaker 1 no, because like what, as a city girl, like, no one had a car. So I'm like, oh, this is how like normal people.
As a suburb, you were having sex in them. You're having sex car.

Speaker 1 I've, well, I did once, but like older. Yeah.
But like, I, we were like,

Speaker 1 you'd be in your bedroom. That's so intense.
No, like, it's really intense. Oh, I feel like in a your parents are like upstairs.

Speaker 1 You had to like, I mean my high school boyfriend like did have like a basement in his like house.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but even still like he would drive me home so we would like Yeah, you know, you're not gonna like have sex when his parents are like up in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but her song was just so cute about like

Speaker 1 the moment of you're a girl and then I mean

Speaker 1 and then one day you're just like a woman. Well, it's fucked up because we're experiencing like, oh, whatever happens, I am losing something.

Speaker 1 Like I'm losing this like innocent side of me where men are like gaining respect and experience. We're gaining something.

Speaker 1 Chris, did you ever afterwards?

Speaker 1 How old were you? Did you lose your virginity? What do you think? Okay, intrusive. Oh, I love this game.

Speaker 1 Like 16. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm good at pinpointing. Did you know that?

Speaker 1 Did you take sexy

Speaker 1 girl about?

Speaker 1 That would be literally illegal. Yeah.
Wait. Wait, when you were 16, how old was I? I don't know.
I don't know how old you are now. 31.
31?

Speaker 1 Oh, there's a lot of math right now. Did, Chris, after you lost your virginity, was there a moment where you were like where I went to all of my friends? I'm not a little boy anymore.
And I'm a man.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I just like lost being pure. Yeah, like, what is a guy's perspective? I went to all my friends and they were like, we were all like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You remember the first time? Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?

Speaker 1 Sort of. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Um, I think the first guy I was with, we both were, but like, I don't recommend that at all. We were lost, we were scared,

Speaker 1 yeah, and it was like a half-virginity thing. Like, I was like, it's not gonna work.
Everyone lost their virginity half at first, right? Yeah, I think if you go full on the beginning, you're

Speaker 1 not okay. You should call your mom.

Speaker 1 You should call some more time. No, I feel like every girl is like, oh,

Speaker 1 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe next weekend. Like, I'm just like, I feel like it kind of hurts.
And, like, maybe next weekend.

Speaker 1 I feel like I used to do that all the time.

Speaker 1 I still do that. I still do that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I usually know. I remember when I realized I was first getting boobs, I got really emotional.
Like, I was looking in the mirror and I was like, I thought I had cancer.

Speaker 1 When you first get the heart bumps. Yeah, I'm like, something's really wrong.
And it hurts. Yeah, it hurts so bad.
And then, like, here's the craziest thing, though. I was so pumped.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my god, I'm getting boobs. And then they just never came.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what a mind fuck. Can I tell you? It's so fucked up.
I didn't have boobs. And then at 18, I got boobs.
Wow. It was like.
I like just got them.

Speaker 1 Like in the last three years. People were saying that you had a boob.
There was a boob dab rumor. There was.
I loved when that rumor was going around.

Speaker 1 People were coming to me. I feel like you started it.

Speaker 1 Well, I go, I mean, I can't say she hasn't.

Speaker 1 I can't say she hasn't. I don't know anything.
I don't know for sure. I'm like staring in the podcast.
That's my favorite voice you've ever done. What is that voice? And I can't say she hasn't.

Speaker 1 I can't say she doesn't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Also, sometimes my TikTok algorithm is so weird because something will come up about you. Yeah.
Oh, God. And I don't like, if it's anything like opinion, I'm like, I don't want to know.
I do not talk.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not.

Speaker 1 I don't want to hear anyone talk, but it's, it's. Whenever I hear my own voice on a TikTok, I go, oh, that wasn't for me.

Speaker 1 Well, sometimes I'll like be enjoying a TikTok and I'm like, that's Paige's voice. But there's a recent one.
Do you see the lesbian one that you commented on? No. Wait, which one?

Speaker 1 It was a girl being like Paige's Serbo as a lesbian. Yes.
And you wrote, like, I'm so honored. And then

Speaker 1 that video was like such a compliment. No, it was such a compliment.
I actually like I got scared

Speaker 1 because I was like, wait, are the lesbians talking about me? Because like now I feel like if I don't go over, it's like rude.

Speaker 1 There was like this like really pretty picture of you looking like powerful and they were like Paige in like a power lesbian relationship would be like so sick and everyone was like going nuts and i was just like i am deep in let i think if my if i think if like we had to ask our phones who are we based on like the information mine would say possibly a lesbian like i really just think my phone thinks that because i'm always in lesbian tick tock let's be honest lesbian tiktok drama is so much better than straight people drama no it's light years which is why the w NBA is amazing have you been seeing that tick tock where girls are asking their boyfriends like, when somebody says the NBA, how do you know if they're talking about the WNBA or like men's NBA?

Speaker 1 And boyfriends are getting so confused.

Speaker 1 And like girlfriends are just like, yeah, but like when you say the NBA, how do you know you're not talking about women's? And the guys are like,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 1 Like, why?

Speaker 1 It's so good. I love it.
I love just like really confusing the men sometimes. I love how boyfriends are just TikTok accessories.
They're like, hey, I need you for this trend. And so it's funny.

Speaker 1 It's just us trying things on them. Yeah.
And some of the guys go with it so easily and then some you could tell like we're begged and then some you could tell do not want to be there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like they don't know what's happening. You know what? I respect the guys that don't want to be always on camera.
I don't like when they want to be on camera too much. I don't either.
I don't.

Speaker 1 Get your boyfriend off camera.

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Speaker 1 I saw something crazy on TikTok.

Speaker 1 No, this is going to blow your mind.

Speaker 1 More than you choking at a brunch meeting?

Speaker 1 So basically this person said, fuck, I want to credit credit them, but it'll probably come up on all your algorithms now. She said, control is all an illusion.

Speaker 1 But like literally, she said that in LA,

Speaker 1 you know, the street buttons for the walking sign,

Speaker 1 she said they don't do anything, but they just make people feel like they're in control. So they don't

Speaker 1 upset. They do anything anywhere.

Speaker 1 I thought you press it and then you're like in the queue. Chris, Google, yeah, Google if in the queue.
Then

Speaker 1 you're like, this is an Oxcord. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then they said that a lot of elevators, if you press the shut button, like it doesn't do anything. Okay, now that I have a problem.

Speaker 1 It's just there to make people not annoyed. They're literally called like placebo buttons.
Like just for a while. We don't rats.
We don't know rats.

Speaker 1 You know, fucking simulation. Yeah, no, I'm going to have a word with the mayor.

Speaker 1 You're like, because. Get that on my calendar.
No, honestly, I would love. We should run for mayor at some point in our lives.
We want buttons

Speaker 1 in the elevators. Well, but also, if buttons in the elevators close actually worked, people would be losing limbs.
I'd be like,

Speaker 1 no. Sorry, Shane.

Speaker 1 Also, like, if you accidentally press an elevator floor, you should be able to unpress it.

Speaker 1 And that's not a crazy ask. No, that's that would have like saved so many relationships.
Or you know when that like annoying kid starts pressing everything, and you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 Once I think someone got in a fight and like pressed all the buttons and then left.

Speaker 1 One of my biggest fears is being stuck in an elevator.

Speaker 1 See, I look and I think about it a lot. Like I would living in New York.
I feel like it would be peaceful.

Speaker 1 And I'd get like a really funny story out of it. I, okay, great.

Speaker 1 Thought process on that. Way to look at the bright side.

Speaker 1 As long as I knew they were coming to get me out and there wasn't a possibility that i could drop oh i didn't think about the drop part

Speaker 1 then i would be i'd fine fine i'll stay in there for five hours you know what's so up i was like that's such a good excuse to cancel your plans like would you rather go to your plan sorry i'm stuck in an elevator or get stuck in an elevator

Speaker 1 so maybe let's have some gratitude first the fucking second let's be positive as long as my phone was 100 charge of it like do you ever look around and you're like, would I fuck with this group? Yes.

Speaker 1 All the time. I always.

Speaker 1 Actually,

Speaker 1 she looks interesting. Sometimes I'm like, I can't get stuck on the elevator.
Not these people.

Speaker 1 Not these people. No.
I think about it all of the time.

Speaker 1 I wonder if anyone ever fell in love with getting stuck in an elevator with a finance bro. I'm sure there's like a lot of elevator meet cutes in New York City.

Speaker 1 You know what would be hot if you got stuck in an elevator with a guy and then he fixed it?

Speaker 1 And we're all about handy men. And full fucking circle.
But New York City has no handy men. No, they really don't.
They don't. I've dated a lot of guys and they're like,

Speaker 1 I've dated a lot of Jewish men and they said like, no, I'm Jewish. I'm not fixing things.
I don't know why that's. And I'm like, okay.
But then I've dated non-Jewish guys. They can't either.

Speaker 1 And they can't fix things either. And they like grew up in New York.
So I wonder if it's like, oh, you literally just called. Well, probably like you called maintenance in your building.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm still not handy. When something breaks, I'm like, we need a new apartment.
Yeah. No, I like, I love moving furniture on my own.

Speaker 1 This is one of my favorite things is to just rearrange furniture. With your like little long fingers, how do you even move? No, I have crazy strength.
Like I moved. You're such a cat.

Speaker 1 I moved a crazy table the other day and my assistant walked in and was like, how did you move this table? And I was like, just pure willpower.

Speaker 1 You got it with my mind. You got moms.
Yeah, she's like, I need this table moved, so I'm moving it.

Speaker 1 I'm blown away. Chris, were you gonna say something? Not at all.
Okay, great, good. Keep it up.
Good. We were just checking.

Speaker 1 I was actually testing you to see if you were gonna overstep.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 do you have anything to say? No, we have some good questions.

Speaker 1 We have some good questions from the gigglers that we didn't have before. If you had to choose an athlete to date, which sport

Speaker 1 golf or tennis. Why?

Speaker 1 one i feel like it's like very chic

Speaker 1 um i'm into like matches

Speaker 1 it doesn't seem like they are like they're not going to like camp prior to

Speaker 1 they're not having like a big win with their team and going out after

Speaker 1 my outfits could be way better than my outfits could be for like a football or basketball i'm gonna say tennis not golf for you because golf you have to stand

Speaker 1 i don't see you standing. No, I'm not standing.
And you walk. Like you.
No. No.
Not for my husband. Tennis would be so good.
You'd be such a good tennis wag. I would be a great tennis wag.

Speaker 1 I could see you getting into it, too. Like, the other person is a winner and you're like,

Speaker 1 I would be very combative. And you'd be the, like,

Speaker 1 the player would look at you and be, you'd be like, get it together. No, if I dated a professional athlete, we would have talks after that.

Speaker 1 You'd be like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. Like,

Speaker 1 yeah, you're better than this, and you're embarrassing us. What are we practicing for?

Speaker 1 Do you think this is a joke to you? Did I win? I do my job. Why don't you do yours? I looked great today.
And you're making me look bad. How is this going to work? Right.

Speaker 1 Hit your fucking forehead the way we do. I would actually, maybe, like, I'll have a son and he'll be a professional athlete.
And I can. I can so see you becoming like an intense sports.
Sports mom.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. I also want to be a Girl Scout troop leader.
I feel like Girl Scouts are canceled. Are they? No, the Girl Scouts aren't.
You can't cancel the Girl Scouts.

Speaker 1 No, they just had a cookie collection. I bought some.

Speaker 1 I don't think they're canceled. But you know how guys would be like, I could tie a knot because I was in Boy Scouts.
I hate that shit. I hate that.
Can you?

Speaker 1 No, I don't know. I'm not a Girl Scout.
On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country. Like, what? What are you doing? We're eating groundies.

Speaker 1 Serve your country. Get another scuba ice cream, bitch.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I would choose basketball. Really?

Speaker 1 I think basketball is hot. Basketball is hot.
Like, you have to have so much swag to play basketball. I love sitting forth solid.
I feel like you had to be cool to get invited to the basketball house.

Speaker 1 That's, yeah. I mean, but also basketball guys were fewer.
There was only like

Speaker 1 20 of them where like football, there was like 400 of them. Like everyone was fucking a football guy where the basketball team.
And you also see all their faces. Yeah.
So like they were very known.

Speaker 1 I remember one freshman, one freshman year. Freshman year, I did love this one basketball player and it traumatized me.
And then I never, I could never, I could never date another basketball player.

Speaker 1 What happened? He just like didn't know I existed.

Speaker 1 So did you date him? For like a minute. Yeah.
And then it was really sad. And then I was like, because also if you think about it,

Speaker 1 the age difference in college actually is wild. A freshman in college hanging out with a senior in college is crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
And that has nothing in common, really.

Speaker 1 Also, like for all the girls in college, like do not trust any of these men. No, like as an 18-year-old girl, you should not be around these wild and they're so fucking horny and weird.

Speaker 1 And you are such a perfect angel at 18. No, 18.
And some of them are like, and if they play a sport, they could be like 20 fucking three. Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, because they're like super CL.

Speaker 1 And you're just like, you barely kissed a guy, and you're just like, and then you're worried about your fake ID. It's like, it's a whole lot of people.
Just like stay away from like boys. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So anyway, actually, I had

Speaker 1 this one basketball player and I, like, we got along really well. And I think he was, he would occasionally be like, are we?

Speaker 1 And once I was out with him and he gave me his coat.

Speaker 1 I think I told the story. And then he was like, can I have it back? Yeah.
And that was a low point in my life.

Speaker 1 But then once we like, he was like, can we stop at my place? And we were like walking to a bar. And I was like, sure.
And we went in. He's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Came out just wearing his boxers. And it was like like really cold out.
So I was wearing like layers. And I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, sorry.

Speaker 1 Goes back in, puts his clothes on, comes out, and we just like continue the night.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 That is so weird. Well, we were like very close friends.
And like, he was like six, seven. Like, we had a good personality.

Speaker 1 His head in the bathroom. He's like, you know what? I might do

Speaker 1 with no pants on and see if she's dead.

Speaker 1 What did he think that you were going to be like, oh my God, cool boxer?

Speaker 1 Like, run on to him. Yeah, like, girls are just like, you were like, what's going on? But then we ended up months later, like, hooking up, and he was the first uncircumcised dick I saw.
Oh.

Speaker 1 And it was really funny. And that's a moment that

Speaker 1 will change you.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 in the flesh,

Speaker 1 it is an anteater.

Speaker 1 And you don't know it until sometimes you're done. And you're like, what?

Speaker 1 That's how drunk you are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll never forget one time my, my girlfriend at the time, she was, she had like slept with some guy and she was telling me about it. And she was like, and he was uncircumcised.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. Like, was he European? She was like, no, he's from Florida.

Speaker 1 And I was like, that's crazy. Like, no, this guy was so

Speaker 1 from Minnesota. There was no reason.
Yeah, I'm like, where could you even find that guy? The next night, I'm not kidding. 24 hours later, I sleep with this guy.

Speaker 1 I'm literally getting up, putting my clothes on, and I'm like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 And I literally run to my friend, and I'm like, you'll have no idea what just happened to me. Post-sex, uncircumcised guys,

Speaker 1 it's a turtleneck. It's a yeah, and you're and you're not ready, you're not expecting it.
This is my, because I was good friends with him, and I'm a quizzed, inquisitive young lady. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 You're asking the question.

Speaker 1 I said, How do we work with this?

Speaker 1 Is there something that I need

Speaker 1 to formula before I dive in? What do I need to? I remember, like, I, and he looked at me and he was like, it's just like any other penis.

Speaker 1 And I said, and that's where, that's where I'm going to have to disagree. Don't be standing in front of me saying, it's just like any other penis.

Speaker 1 I'm filing a police report. I'm literally speechless.

Speaker 1 I treat it like any other penis.

Speaker 1 If you have to say that,

Speaker 1 I feel like there's something wrong.

Speaker 1 And I go, no, I'll just go along my usual business.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, thank you. That's what I was going to do.
I was actually, and first on the checklist. Yep, let's get to it.
No, that's in

Speaker 1 the regular schedule programming.

Speaker 1 All before like Gavin's head.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, here's the thing. You can treat it just like the other ones.
But that's the thing, like, when you're trying to give bad hand jobs, like, it's different.

Speaker 1 But what I've learned is: one, it's a little barbaric that we just like cut the skin off of. Yeah, what I don't know the background on.

Speaker 1 Some people say prevents disease that hasn't truly been proven, and that guys who do have the skin still on actually have better blowjobs because they have more sensory

Speaker 1 more nerves. Nerves.

Speaker 1 Why did I look at Chris when he was so deeply?

Speaker 1 Nerves.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 we love it. I guess it's a personal preference.
Now that we're talking about college hookup stories,

Speaker 1 college hookups were so much fun with the chase. Like I loved, I was obsessed with getting crushes and I liked to do it from afar.
I didn't like to meet the guy.

Speaker 1 I like to be like, look at the roster on the track team and be like, that sprinter is hot. Yeah.
Let's see if we run into him at the study hall. No, that's like a fun game.
Oh, I love that game.

Speaker 1 And then like, three weeks later when we're suddenly talking, it's like, how did this happen? Yeah. I've been trying to do it.
I would do it at schools that were not mine.

Speaker 1 So that made it a little sticky, you know, because I'm like, I don't have a key card,

Speaker 1 but I need to be in that line. She doesn't even go here.

Speaker 1 She doesn't even go here. You know, I'm like running across the quad.
They're like, she's not a student.

Speaker 1 Security is chasing me. I'm like, guys, come on.
But this one track guy, we.

Speaker 1 So many times would happen. Like, I would get such a big crush.
And then I started talking to him. And I'd be like, I didn't see that for you.
Like, I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, wow, we don't have anything in common. It's like sometimes their energies can be so bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I remember something was just off about him, but I was like, no, we've, we've committed three weeks to this. He has really nice blue eyes.

Speaker 1 And we started hooking up, and he got, you know, when they get weird. Yeah.
You start hooking up. I hate when guys start hooking up and they become like different.

Speaker 1 You know, when they get this like crazy eye and they're like,

Speaker 1 and you're just like, oh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 I'm actually like, I'm saying, I'm agreeing, but I'm frightened.

Speaker 1 Have you ever had that where like you're like, they just turn into like, and this is me now. Or like whilst having sex?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like once you start the hook on the bottom,

Speaker 1 they're like chilling, then they're like, ooh,

Speaker 1 one time I had a guy that really loved biting his own bottom lip, and I was like, it's not going to work for me.

Speaker 1 It's not going to work for me. And it was a full performance that was being had in front of me.
And I was like, I literally felt like I was looking behind me. I was like, who are you doing this for?

Speaker 1 I'm like Kevin James and Hitch, just like, yeah. Like, I'm like, this is not a burlesque show.
We're in the Lower East Side. It's like a dad at a wedding.
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 1 No, I don't like when they, yeah, their mannerisms change and like suddenly they have like a different eye, like a villain in a movie.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I don't like when men are too into sex.
That's an ick. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That is such an ick. They don't be too into it.
Yeah, don't act like you've been there before. Yeah, don't like just be happy to be involved.
Like,

Speaker 1 jerk off before the date. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What are you looking at me, bro?

Speaker 1 Every advice to men, we want you to write it down and

Speaker 1 write it down.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, this track guy got like, he got like, like, veins in his head. Like, he was like, fuck, like, oh.
I have a question. Because you were a college athlete.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 When athletes would be like, I can't come before a game. I was, that was what I was about to say.
True. That was what it was about to say.
So he's like, oh, I'm being all crazy.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what's going on? Like, are you okay? And he was like,

Speaker 1 I haven't jerked off in like five weeks.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Because it's bad for my, it's bad for my track.

Speaker 1 And I was like, let it out. I literally was like, you have a loaded gun in my apartment.

Speaker 1 You came in here. How dare you come here? Juiced up.
Juiced the fuck up. You came in here with a fucking machine gun.
I need candles lit.

Speaker 1 Break the room.

Speaker 1 break the fucking room. This is a place of peace and tranquility and a safe space that you just came in with that fucked up energy.
And he's like, sorry,

Speaker 1 I haven't turned off in a while. And I was just like, oh my, this is a you problem.
And I don't want to be a part of this like weird philosophy.

Speaker 1 And then I guess we like hooked, but again, you're just like, this is like, this is sucked.

Speaker 1 It was so turned off and also like weird. And then I remember he woke up and he was like,

Speaker 1 I have to go duck hunting. No.
Goodbye. See ya.
First, I was like,

Speaker 1 you didn't kill a duck. Why would you kill a duck? You just killed all my fruit breakfast.
Have you ever had duck, like eaten duck? I do. It's like very Peking Duck.

Speaker 1 Peking duck house in Chinatown.

Speaker 1 Not when your boyfriend kills it. No, no.
And that was very, that was a Brooklyn, Wisconsin culture shock. Like the guys would duck hunting and they'd ice fish.
Two things that... are derogatory.

Speaker 1 No, ice fishing is

Speaker 1 that seems like something that the Olympics would do. It's giving breakdancing.
No, ice fishing isn't just. I don't see one joy in it.
Ice? No. Fishing? No.
Why would you put them together? No.

Speaker 1 That's insane.

Speaker 1 Unsafe. Unsafe.
Truly unsafe. I will say, like, we know when people are like, oh, I thought we were going to run into like quicksand more.
I thought I was going to run into thinner ice more.

Speaker 1 Like, I thought I was going to have to go on my stomach at like at least once in my life and evenly distribute my weight. This is fucked up, but I really thought I would have to stop, drop, and roll.

Speaker 1 More often. At least.

Speaker 1 At least once.

Speaker 1 You know, I actually saw someone stop, drop, and roll once. They were on fire.

Speaker 1 When did this happen?

Speaker 1 A couple summers ago, a guy was at a restaurant and a candle like lit his like shirt on fire and he was I mean, he was on fire. And I like, I was honestly in shock.
And he where was this? Applebee's?

Speaker 1 Like a restaurant in the Hamptons. And he stopped, dropped, and he rolled.
And I was like, you know, I didn't know if they were being serious about that, but I guess they were.

Speaker 1 That's crazy because that's the last thing I would do if I was on fire. Meaning, same.

Speaker 1 Would I come here with a fucking dance move and be like, and eight, five, six? I feel like it would be like if someone was like, there's a spider on you. I'd be like, get it off.
Get it off.

Speaker 1 Get the fire off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would chuck myself. Yeah.
But no, he stopped, dropped, and rolled, and he was fine. And he was fine.
He just went about it. He knocked it off and it just continued.
I mean, it was Sunday.

Speaker 1 Do what you normally do.

Speaker 1 Do what you would do with any other penis.

Speaker 1 I'm going to start saying

Speaker 1 a lot. Well, just do what you would do with any other penis.
We need to do that TikTok where it's like things we say when, but like, I can never think of them in the moment. No, we have to.

Speaker 1 I feel like Giggly Squad, we have so many in a day. So many.
It would be so easy. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
Sorry, we just got to one question.

Speaker 1 What was it?

Speaker 1 What athlete would you hook up with?

Speaker 1 I literally came with so many questions. What athlete would we hook up with? Oh, it was just sport.
They didn't want specifics. Yeah.
Oh, do you want to get specifics?

Speaker 1 I'm just trying to think if I have any specifics.

Speaker 1 Matteo Baratini. Oh, I think he's so good looking.
Jimmy Grabolo is always at the top of my list.

Speaker 1 I think that's it, really. Are any other athletes I've seen recently that I'm like...
Because this is a sports podcast, real quick.

Speaker 1 If you're in New York City, it's the qualifying week of the U.S. Open.

Speaker 1 Go. I don't know if this comes basically in the future.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know what week.
Just do what you would do to any other business.

Speaker 1 I wish we could put that on a shirt, but Nana wouldn't. And my mom would scream.
But anyway, it's free and it's really fun. And you go and you see everyone practice.

Speaker 1 That's like the best time actually to go than like paying for expensive tickets. Anyway, speaking of tickets, you guys sold out Radio City basically in pre-sale.
That is insane.

Speaker 1 But we know that. I feel like we have to do a kick.
We think New York City girls were going to come through. And you know what? We're adding another fucking show.

Speaker 1 And even ask you, should we add another show? Yeah, we have to. We're adding another show.
Well, I think it's because we have to, because all the New York City girls were like, really, guys?

Speaker 1 No, you're coming to fucking. I love when they bullied me.
No, that we were getting fully bullied. They were like, you know what's fucking hilarious that we made you.
Yep, and

Speaker 1 you're not going to do a show. You go with the greatest fucking city in the world.
You don't fucking acknowledge Nerk. That's hilarious.
So it was like Newark, New Jersey? Really?

Speaker 1 Derogatory. So a giggler DM'd me, and I don't think I responded yet because I got like nervous and excited.
She said, my sister is a rocket.

Speaker 1 Like, let me know if you guys want. Should we do a video with the raquettes? No, we need to meet them.
My thing is, like, my kick, like, they're going to be upset.

Speaker 1 Like, it'll, it's going to ruin their day. Like, I can't even get above my knee.
Oh, I thought you were saying, like, because it was gonna be so good. No.

Speaker 1 I was like, yeah, I feel like you're not that flexible.

Speaker 1 No, but we need to meet that. Like, I might tear an ACO.
Yeah. But it'll be funny for the content.
We love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us.

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