Giggling about breakups, broad shoulders, and trampolines

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Speaker 2 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 2 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 Hello, my demure gigglers.

Speaker 1 No, you know what's so funny is that, like, now trends last a day.

Speaker 2 No, it's kind of sad because some shit is really good and you're like, this should have lasted a year. And then some stuff is so stupid and you're like,

Speaker 2 no, everything's pretty good. All the trends are pretty good.

Speaker 1 No, it's just, it's just crazy. Like now I feel,

Speaker 1 you know what's really nuts that happened to me the other day? I described someone as being millennial. I was like, they're just so millennials.

Speaker 2 You've turned on your own.

Speaker 2 The call is coming from inside the house.

Speaker 1 I literally, I've had seven Gen Z gigglers being like, you don't give millennial, and all of a sudden, I'm like, ew.

Speaker 2 We think we're

Speaker 2 millennials and like we should be checked into a facility because that's not okay.

Speaker 2 Well, I identify as Gen Z and I came for the Gen Z's yesterday on Instagram. Did you see?

Speaker 1 Well, no, what did you do?

Speaker 2 I had a wild post on Instagram yesterday. So I've been trying to be quiet and demure on Instagram since Netflix special because I was like, let's calm down.

Speaker 2 Like, you've been in everyone's face promoting. I'm like, let's try to be more paige.
Like, just disappear. No, I haven't posted.
And then last night, I was posting about shout out Radio City.

Speaker 2 No, shout out. The New York.
I love how we've changed subjects 80 times in one sentence.

Speaker 1 We're having really bad ADHD today.

Speaker 2 The New York gigglers were like, hey, how y'all doing? Like, why don't you have a show for us yet? And I'm like, girls, how dare you think that we forgot about you?

Speaker 2 We just, we're dealing with some admin. It's actually so hard to get a New York City venue.
You have to book it like 42 months in advance.

Speaker 1 No, it's people talk about like trying to book something for their wedding.

Speaker 2 This is harder.

Speaker 1 Literally, I'm like, this is why I can't get married. I have a tour to book.

Speaker 2 No, and everything's always booked, so you have to like fight with other people to like book whatever. Anyway, long story short, Radio City is on sale, pre-sale, code giggly.
It's in January.

Speaker 2 Let's fucking go. It's going to be insane.

Speaker 1 I think we need to get it. No, I'm so excited.
I literally feel like a rocket.

Speaker 2 Should we get the raquettes to come?

Speaker 1 I mean, if they're not busy, they might be having an off show. True.

Speaker 2 They're also, yeah, they're like women in STEM. They're very busy and flexible.

Speaker 1 I'd like a documentary on them next.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's actually so good. That's so true.

Speaker 2 It's basically Northern Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the Northeast version. And I feel like it would be kind of crazy.
Because also, I always wondered: do the raquettes beef with the ballerinas?

Speaker 1 Like, that's what I wonder at the New York City ballet.

Speaker 2 Also, not to make it negative, but apparently, all their bodies have to be the same. Which, how the fuck do you even do that?

Speaker 1 Like, they have to be the same height and, like, and they all have to be, yeah. And then, like, their legs probably have to be the same length.

Speaker 2 Do you know the only reason I can't be a raquette is because I have a long torso?

Speaker 2 Clearly, that torso ratio is fucked up. Get out of here.
I also can't touch my toes.

Speaker 1 No, I was just going to say you're literally the least flexible person I've ever met. They're gumby on that stage.

Speaker 2 I can't even touch my shin.

Speaker 1 No, that's kind of crazy. Have you always been like that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and my brother could palm the floor without stretching. I can, yeah.
Men being flexible is like not

Speaker 2 okay.

Speaker 1 No, it's definitely I feel like we've spoken about this. Like, who was the guy that did the splits?

Speaker 2 And I just. Oh, yeah, wait, that was Ariana's boyfriend.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want them to, like, literally have to go to the chiropractor because they're so unflexible.

Speaker 2 So anyway, I'm posting about Radio City, and I go to the fonts, and like, not to brag, because I feel like I was a little late to it, I got the new Instagram fonts, which no one wants.

Speaker 2 No one wants an update.

Speaker 1 Wait, a Minuto.

Speaker 2 Everyone's like, I want the update. And then you get it, and everyone freaks out.
And

Speaker 2 I know there's real issues going on in the world, but I projected them all into the fact that there's no Instagram font that I feel like fits me.

Speaker 1 Why can I not tell if I have the new ones or not? Oh, yeah, I think I do.

Speaker 2 Do all of them seem insane?

Speaker 2 Do all of them seem like someone took ecstasy and was like...

Speaker 1 Not

Speaker 2 I don't know if I can't tell if I have the the update or not honestly you were too focused on outfits you don't care about font i'm very fixated on font because the font affects how people read what you say so true so like there's one that i the kind of thin that i think is creepy and if you say something like cute outfit today it reads as like cute outfit today

Speaker 2 yes

Speaker 2 no anything that looks like crayons i'm like that's for children yeah i'm like that's a little creepy and then they have a full script one so then I was like, Gen Z legit can't read script.

Speaker 2 And I didn't, the Gen Z got, actually, Grace commented. That's how you know.

Speaker 1 She was offended.

Speaker 2 She's offended. I said, Gen Z's can't read script, which they can't.
That's just a fact. I thought that was a fact.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they don't, they didn't learn it. They didn't have like a writing class.
Yeah, they didn't have like cursive.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So anyway, um.

Speaker 2 Then there's like the true crime one, which is like the typewriter font, which looks like about to announce a murder.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's very

Speaker 1 millennial.

Speaker 2 Everyone stay safe.

Speaker 1 Literally, I've been filming at the mouth all week and I've been bringing it. No, I've been trying to bring it up to anyone.

Speaker 2 You know what's crazy? It's not really on my algorithm.

Speaker 1 If you don't know what we're talking about, Molly Mae and Tommy Fury broke up. And

Speaker 1 here's why it was so significant to me. Oh my God, can I stop getting emails? Here's why it was so significant to me.

Speaker 2 Dude, I love how you're like, this is why it's about me.

Speaker 1 That season of Love Island saved our lives.

Speaker 2 Explain.

Speaker 1 When that, when me and Hannah really first started getting into Love Island, we were filming Summer House Season 5, which was

Speaker 1 the COVID season.

Speaker 1 The beginning of the end, which was probably the scariest summer of our lives.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 1 it was an insane asylum. Like, I actually like called my mom at one point and was like, I think we're all having nervous breakdowns.
Like, I want to pull my hair out. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 I quit three times. But anyway, that season of Love Island like saved our lives because we sat there and watched the full season in like three days.

Speaker 2 It was actually so weird and should be, it was so meta because when we were not filming Summerhouse, we would go in our bed and just binge Love Island to pretend we weren't filming Summerhouse.

Speaker 2 And they'd be like, you have to go to the kitchen. I was like, I don't want to fight with someone right now.
I'm trying to see Molly Mae and Tommy May get out in the hot tub.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, Molly Mae just walked in with red lipstick on. What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 So did you know Molly Mae before Love Island?

Speaker 1 I didn't, but I, but she was famous already in the UK. Like she was already

Speaker 1 an influencer.

Speaker 1 But it was, I didn't know anything about anyone famous in the UK until I like really got deep into Love Island.

Speaker 1 So, but right when she like appeared on the screen, you know how people just have, you can't teach it. It's just this energy where you're like, I'm obsessed with them.

Speaker 2 And she also was like kind.

Speaker 1 I feel like she was nice. She was so sweet.
She was so sweet and she was so pretty and she was just cute. And you wanted to be her friend.

Speaker 2 Because it's easy to villainize the new girl that comes on, being like, Who wants to be with me?

Speaker 2 All you girls don't know what's coming.

Speaker 2 Wait, Hannah, can we make a show that's like

Speaker 1 a sitcom about like

Speaker 1 Love Island? But it's like we hire actors, but like people watching think it's like real people. And we're like, your accent's like not good enough.
Like,

Speaker 1 wait, wouldn't that be such a funny show? Like, we're the producers and we're like, cut, cut. Like, you need to have a thicker accent.

Speaker 2 That's funny.

Speaker 2 Okay, put that on the docket. Wait, but put that on the docket.
Before you even give your hot take that you've been like foaming at the mouth to give, can I give a hot take?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is the least surprising breakup I've ever heard. I feel nothing.

Speaker 1 That's so insensitive of you.

Speaker 2 I'm what made you think this was going to work out

Speaker 1 because he's so dumb that like I literally thought I was like, he can't even get across the street without her. Like where's he going?

Speaker 2 That's a thing. She deserves better.

Speaker 1 When I first heard it, I was.

Speaker 1 Dare I say gutted for her because I was like, because the way it happened, I was like, oh, she found out some shit and was like, nope, I'm putting it on Instagram to like make you know I'm serious.

Speaker 1 We're done. And so like every girl, I feel like has felt that deep pit in their stomach where something happens and you're like, and now I have to throw up.
Like I'm.

Speaker 2 You think she posted it before he posted anything to be like, don't try to fucking get me back. Like it's in the public now.
Like you're fucking done. Yeah, that's powerful.

Speaker 1 That's how serious I am.

Speaker 2 I like that.

Speaker 1 So I was like very proud of her in that. But when then when I was thinking about it, he's weird.
Like he didn't want their kid to go to school. Like he's weird.

Speaker 1 She deserves someone so much cooler. And so I'm actually so happy that they're broken up.

Speaker 2 And I'm not saying he's bad because I don't know him. But again, like the way he looks, you just know he's been treated differently.
He has those like wide-ass shoulders.

Speaker 2 Like people immediately are like, you're good.

Speaker 1 Like you're good. No, we need to bring more awareness to men that have wide-ass shoulders and don't trust them.

Speaker 2 Don't trust a wide-shoulder man.

Speaker 1 They have a broad, a broad shoulder. Keep an eye on them.

Speaker 2 I feel like men with broad shoulders don't know how to eat you out.

Speaker 2 I feel like a guy with narrow shoulders, he's going down there. He's putting his little narrow shoulders up inside your pussy.

Speaker 2 Small.

Speaker 1 Very small tidbit that like you got to look out for. When someone's like going down on you, if their whole body isn't on the b the

Speaker 1 bed, I'm not into it.

Speaker 2 You're saying if he looks like he's going to receive doggy.

Speaker 1 Yes. I have to remove myself from the situation.

Speaker 2 Wow, we just went from zero to 100 so quick. Wait, will you say anything to him? Will you be like, hey, can you like...

Speaker 1 I try and move so that he has to move because I'm like, I can't look at you.

Speaker 2 You're like, do you want more room?

Speaker 2 See, I have a long torso, so I don't know if any guy has enough room to lay down fully.

Speaker 2 My torso hits the end of the bed. He's on the floor.

Speaker 2 You have to be backed up.

Speaker 1 The last thing I'm going to say about Tommy, Fury, and Molly Mae, they're 25.

Speaker 1 They have a whole life to live. She could get engaged again and divorce before she even meets her soulmate.
They're like fine.

Speaker 2 What's with reality shows being obsessed with people getting engaged?

Speaker 1 Obsessed.

Speaker 2 Obsessed. And it's like, that is above your pay grade.
Like,

Speaker 2 that's when paperwork gets involved.

Speaker 1 No, if there's admin involved, I'm like, maybe we should take a second look.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 I have to get someone appointed by the court.

Speaker 2 Also, they treat it like a storyline where, like, if these people get engaged or married, it's like a bow and like then they're untouchable and like everything's perfect.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, this is the beginning of a nightmare.

Speaker 1 The beginning of a horror film.

Speaker 1 And to be end also, like, because Love Island and some of the other ones, like, they're getting people and they're fucking young.

Speaker 1 They're assigning on to do a reality show because they don't, because they're young and they're like experiencing things and they don't really know.

Speaker 1 And so, like, to expect them to get engaged and stay together forever, it's like brainwashed at the end.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, have you ever watched Bachelor in Paradise?

Speaker 1 No, that's the thing that's crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, with all the Love Island people coming out and being like, the internet is crazy and the edits are crazy it's like yeah i do have to say something and i wasn't gonna lean into this but there's a crazy chicks in the office interview with leah

Speaker 2 where they it's the first interview out of the house and and the they're basically like queen leah and she was like what do you mean and they're like you're the star and she's like what do you mean and it was like a perfect example of like when you're filming you cannot tell that someone is like such a hero versus like it's way more and everyone's saying shit that you're like oh that could be bad oh that could be bad oh I don't love that and she was like what and they're like why are you shocked and she's like

Speaker 2 what are you talking about because the producers were also probably like if people are gonna not like you if you like say this I also think back to the marriage thing like Bethany in Paradise at the end they have to decide if they want to leave the island with the person and there's always one couple that succumbs to the pressure of them being like you guys, everyone loves you.

Speaker 2 If you propose right now, you're going to be the biggest couple in America. And they're just like, fuck it, let's go.
And then they're...

Speaker 1 Oh, that's so scary.

Speaker 2 No, I know.

Speaker 1 Because also I feel like getting engaged. Look, obviously things happen and people get divorced, but like getting engaged,

Speaker 1 I don't want to feel it too many times, you know?

Speaker 2 Okay, don't comfort J-Lo like that.

Speaker 1 No, I don't want to be like this again. Okay.

Speaker 2 J-Lo's had a hard enough year. You don't don't have to come for her like that.

Speaker 1 Is J-Lo with Beth? It's time to be the only time.

Speaker 2 Has anyone checked on them?

Speaker 1 I don't believe so.

Speaker 1 I don't believe so at all. I will say we haven't like touched on any of the Blake Lively stuff because I just feel like it's so overdone.
It's so like, okay, we get it. Everyone hates everyone.

Speaker 1 Everyone sucks.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. If you had listened to Giggly Squad from the beginning, we would have told you this.
Like,

Speaker 1 look at this kitty.

Speaker 2 Like, Daphne's jointed. Daphne's looking at me.
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Speaker 1 Like, the media will never let a woman

Speaker 1 be too on top for too long. But I will say, I started watching Jane the Virgin because I didn't know who Justin Baldoni was until all of this.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I didn't know how everyone knew who he was. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with Jane the Virgin now.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's one of of those shows that everyone loved that I didn't get into.

Speaker 1 Me neither. Because we're sluts.

Speaker 1 I was like, none of this could be for me.

Speaker 2 Someone said that I looked like Ray Gunn, the breakdancer, yesterday.

Speaker 1 Stop. It really made me laugh.

Speaker 2 Australian? Yeah, Matt really made me laugh.

Speaker 2 For a good three minutes, I was like, that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 We didn't talk about Ray Gunn.

Speaker 1 We didn't. We didn't talk about the break dancing of it all.

Speaker 2 I do support women in the arts.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. We do support women in the arts, but we're not blind.
And we have brains on us. So we're not just blindly supporting all women in the arts because some of them are insane.

Speaker 2 So apparently she studies the culture of breakdancing. I think she is obsessed with it.

Speaker 1 Well, I saw all these people saying that like she stopped other people from being able to go to the Olympics who were like way more qualified. And here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 When I was watching the breakdancing, I was like, I've seen better breakdancing on the subway.

Speaker 1 Like, I was like, I live in New York City, which I would think is the capital of the breakdancing world. I'm like, at any given moment, I could go on the corner and see seven people better than you.

Speaker 1 Like, this is why.

Speaker 2 Easily. And we would still like not be impressed.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, literally. Have you ever gone to Times Square once in your life? Elmo can break it the fuck down.

Speaker 2 They're doing insane things and they're like, they're tying themselves up and break dancing and getting out of like a belt, a belted situation.

Speaker 1 My thing is like,

Speaker 1 I want to know what the qualifications to like get a sport into the Olympics are.

Speaker 2 Well, I think that's the thing. It was definitely hard and I think they took it away after that.
Like it got so much.

Speaker 1 But if breakdancing was getting that much,

Speaker 1 that many like eyes on it to be like, oh, maybe this should be an Olympic sport. I feel like, have you ever watched any dance team on TikTok?

Speaker 2 Oh my God, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Why would dance teams not be an Olympic sport? Like,

Speaker 1 those people are insane. I literally fall asleep to like world dance team tournaments.

Speaker 2 Yeah, who's making these decisions? I think it is the country.

Speaker 2 Like.

Speaker 1 Us if we were in office. So like, I just think it's the country.

Speaker 1 You know, like, it's not us.

Speaker 2 I'm calling it, I think pickleball is the next Olympic sport.

Speaker 1 Yeah, or like handball.

Speaker 2 Which I, everyone's been asking, Hannah, what do you think about pickleball?

Speaker 2 I support it, but I haven't played it yet because I'm really afraid that I'm going to get the bug and then I'm going to want to go pro and I'm going to quit all my jobs and then just like be on tour as a pickleball crazy professional.

Speaker 1 It's literally why you've never tried cocaine. It's the same reason on why you've never tried cocaine.

Speaker 2 You get me.

Speaker 1 You would get obsessed with it. You'd have to be the best

Speaker 1 to end end up a drug addict for a friend.

Speaker 2 Wait, I'm so scared of myself.

Speaker 2 I'm so scared. So, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing with pickleball:

Speaker 1 you would be so fucking good. It would actually be frightening.

Speaker 2 I know, I know.

Speaker 1 And, like, you would, that's why you haven't tried it. You don't want to beat out everyone else.
You're actually extremely humble.

Speaker 2 And then I have my cute friends who are like, hey, do you want to play pickleball with me this Sunday? And I go, do you want to have a massacre?

Speaker 2 Do you want to have a bloody massacre in your sweet country club?

Speaker 1 Can I just say, I don't have mercy.

Speaker 2 It's not in my gut.

Speaker 1 I went to see Hannah on a non-giggly squad day, like a real friend day.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there was a moment where I was like, we would have been such good friends as little girls before.

Speaker 2 Hear me cry.

Speaker 1 There was a moment where Hannah goes, do you want to watch me play tennis

Speaker 1 and I was like okay and she literally ran put her sneakers on and I grabbed my blankie to like sit on like the chair to watch her play tennis and I was like in my head I was like oh my god we would have vibed so hard as little girls because I wanted to like sit and like

Speaker 1 play with something and you would have been like doing something active but we would have still been together and vibing on our own.

Speaker 2 I'm that kid who's like,

Speaker 2 You want to see me do this flip? And then I just like trip on myself, and you're like, Okay,

Speaker 1 yeah, that's so, you're so good.

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Speaker 2 Also, people are mad at me because I made hot dog pasta the other day.

Speaker 1 And I'm one of those people, I think.

Speaker 2 Look,

Speaker 2 some nights are hard.

Speaker 2 Some nights are hard. Nana's somewhere.
Nana's upset. Well, Rayo's sent me a bunch of pasta.

Speaker 1 I saw that huge box in your foyer.

Speaker 2 In my foyer, not to brag. So I was like, Does, do you want a home-cooked meal tonight?

Speaker 2 This also you get out of home-cooked meals, make them hot dog pasta.

Speaker 1 And they'll never ask you to cook. So were you just having like a side hot dog and you're like, what if I just...

Speaker 2 I'm going to be honest, I've done this many times before. It's kind of like, it's like sausage.
It's a little salty, I have to say for the pasta it's also disgusting

Speaker 2 this is the thing I like hot dogs I like pasta it's a protein is there even protein in hot dogs your nana is probably beside she comments on all my stuff the silence was deafening on that I think she actually

Speaker 2 she was like I'm not processing this.

Speaker 1 She was like, I've been alive for too long.

Speaker 1 I shouldn't have seen this i wasn't ready but i also just love seeing people's reactions also

Speaker 2 do you know that hot girl walks are over

Speaker 2 stop well they've been replaced

Speaker 2 with what fart walks no yes

Speaker 2 no yes

Speaker 1 the pr

Speaker 2 the farting pr the ibs pr is doing well oh what

Speaker 1 why

Speaker 1 because it's like good for your digestive digestive system.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so basically, after you eat, you go for a walk and just like let it

Speaker 2 fly.

Speaker 2 So it's not only polite to your guests because

Speaker 2 after I eat, I have to lay down. Apparently, it's good for your digestion.

Speaker 1 Okay, so what are you doing? You're doing that with your boyfriend? That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 That's called intimacy, page.

Speaker 1 No, I've never farted in front of a boyfriend ever, and I really don't know.

Speaker 2 You've never accidentally laughed too hard and it came out

Speaker 1 maybe once and do you own it or do you like

Speaker 1 that was the chair no because that was I would never I honestly wouldn't I don't even know that's probably definitely happened but I probably blacked it out because I know I've never like

Speaker 2 like maybe he caught on but I never said anything like no I've never and you have that quick decision you have to make of if you go oops or if you go never if you don't address it or if you blame something

Speaker 2 it's a split second decision you have to make. It's game-time decision.

Speaker 1 I hate that we're talking about this because I feel like now it's going to happen to me.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. I didn't mean to mess this up for you.

Speaker 2 I do have to say,

Speaker 2 we talk about like our bodies and all this stuff, but like people don't talk about the farting and pooping enough. And Nana hates when I talk about it.

Speaker 2 But like, do you ever have such good of a poop you want to tell someone?

Speaker 1 Never.

Speaker 2 Never.

Speaker 2 That's crazy because this morning I almost texted you and I was like, has your soul ever left your body?

Speaker 1 Then you almost feel like you want to congratulate yourself You're like that was good Here's the thing I will say after like being away for a weekend or like being away on a trip when I come home

Speaker 1 I Think because I'm such an anxious person like physically my body really does like hold on to so much so like even if I didn't have to go to the bathroom when I'm like pulling up in the uber to my apartment I feel like my body's like we're home like thank God.

Speaker 1 We've been literally holding everything in for 13 days. We didn't know if we were ever coming back.
Like, the inside of my body is so dramatic. I'm like, guys,

Speaker 1 calm the fuck down. We're going to come home.
But, like, subconsciously, I'm like, are we ever going home?

Speaker 2 No, it's like when you're about to go home with a guy to like hook up the first time. That's how I feel when it's been like a long night out and you're about to poop.

Speaker 2 You're like, we're about to get back. It's about to get crazy.

Speaker 1 I haven't felt that sensation in

Speaker 1 years.

Speaker 1 years. I like thinking about how I used to like run to a Starbucks across the street because I like refused to go to the bathroom at like a guy's house.

Speaker 2 I was like obsessed with my breath. Like I had like breath, bad breath phobia where I was like,

Speaker 2 the whole time I'd be like, you can't kiss me right now. I just ate this.
Or you can't kiss me right now. I'm like a little bit thirsty.

Speaker 2 And then it's like weird to put gum in your mouth like a fucking second.

Speaker 1 Mine would be like, we just like smoked a sig at the club. Like we can't make out.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I just had chicken barbeshan. Like, I think there was garlic in that.
So, I would be obsessed. Like, I wouldn't kiss the guy if I wasn't, like, 100% sure.
We're like,

Speaker 2 I don't, I feel like I put too much weight on that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I was, like, obsessed with the fact he might be like, no, I don't like her breath.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, there's like different things that like now I don't even like think about.
I feel like

Speaker 2 you're like, I should consider that every now and then.

Speaker 1 No, I do always think about like, okay, if I was single right now, I'd be the worst. I'd be like, I don't care about you.
Like, I'll do this on my own. Goodbye.

Speaker 1 I would be just so different than what I was used to being.

Speaker 2 You mean changing everything for a man?

Speaker 1 Literally, changing everything and like going clubbing. Like, I don't think

Speaker 1 I don't think I would club again.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I would be so scary. Clubbing's violence.

Speaker 1 No, it incites violence. It truly does.

Speaker 2 It does.

Speaker 2 Speaking of violence, I had a crazy purchase the other day.

Speaker 2 And I briefly talked about it on burner phone, but I want your perspective. I bought a trampoline.

Speaker 2 Have you seen these videos of these girls jumping up and down on a trampoline being like, it's so good.

Speaker 1 Like a personal size.

Speaker 2 Yes, like a little one. They're like, it's so good for your lymphatic drainage, which I still don't know if it's real.
And they're like, it just helps with your digestion. It's a great workout.

Speaker 2 And I'll

Speaker 2 do anything to not jog out.

Speaker 2 Like anything besides jogging, I'm like, sign me up. I do some research.
They call it rebounding. So it's not like jumping on a trampoline.
It's called rebounding.

Speaker 2 And cool girls in New York City are doing it. There's like a place called NES, N-E-S-S, where like cool girls bop on trampolines, which

Speaker 2 so I bought it.

Speaker 1 This feels very 1950s and I'm like almost kind of here for it. I know.

Speaker 2 And Des is like, what the fuck is there tripoline outside? And I was like, it's my workout. So I did it for like four seconds and immediately I had to shit myself.
No way.

Speaker 2 It's like taking a baby and shaking a baby.

Speaker 2 So I want to get into it, but I just haven't been in the right digestion place. My prophecy.

Speaker 2 It's like shaking a fucking Diet Coke and being like, oh no.

Speaker 1 Waiting for you to get into the right digestion place, though, could take years.

Speaker 2 No, it could be literally the next like

Speaker 2 Mercury needs to be in retrograde. So I'm.
But I just want to let people know rebounding is a thing. I haven't been able to do it yet, but I'll keep people posted on my rebounds.

Speaker 1 I hope I get this in my algorithm now because I've never even...

Speaker 1 I've never even thought about it.

Speaker 2 I just also hope that like people don't hurt themselves because it's not a big one. You're just like jumping.

Speaker 2 Then then they're like raise your leg raise your leg turn raise your leg So I'm gonna try it Okay, but I also could have just wasted $400

Speaker 1 $400

Speaker 2 Hannah for the personal triple E well I had to make sure it wasn't gonna break

Speaker 2 It was like $350 on Amazon.

Speaker 1 I was like literally in my head. I was like, oh, it's like a hundred bucks.
She got it on like TV.

Speaker 2 I don't know if it's might have been 350. I'll put it in the newsletter.

Speaker 2 My thing is I will buy stuff that I think will make me better person and not use it and think that there's some kind of like trickle-down effects.

Speaker 2 Like, I'll buy like mental health books and not read it, but be like, but I have these books, so I'm back.

Speaker 1 I literally just did that and I bought a prayer journal. I was like, I need to like

Speaker 2 pray.

Speaker 2 Becoming a born again? What the fuck is going on over there? What does this make it fun to be? Because in our house, I have a book that just says how to set boundaries.

Speaker 2 And he's like, this is in the middle of our house.

Speaker 2 I'm like, yeah, people need to work on their boundaries.

Speaker 2 He's like, can you not put your weird self-help books in the middle of the living room?

Speaker 1 Wait, that's actually like a really funny, quirky thing that I think more people should do. Just have like the weirdest book titles like in their home.
What a conversation starter.

Speaker 1 Like, imagine having like, imagine coming home to your husband and just putting a book in the bookshelf that said divorce for dummies.

Speaker 2 How did that get there? It's hilarious. My favorite though is like the millennial book trend that everyone had to put like fuck in the title.
It's like how to be a fucking girl boss. Fuck you bitch.

Speaker 1 No, okay. Well actually that's funny that you bring that up because I have two like big bookshelves in my bedroom and I've been trying to like decorate them and I was like wait is I want like

Speaker 1 I want a like row of books, but I want them to be all the same color. So, like, I don't give a shit what the books are, but they need to be all the same color.

Speaker 1 So, one side I have, they're like all blue, and on the other side, they're all white. And so, they came in and I like put them up, and then I was like, Is this so fucking millennial?

Speaker 1 I was like, Is this so

Speaker 1 millennial and weird? I need to take a picture and put it in the newsletter because I don't know if it looks cool or if it looks horrible.

Speaker 2 Did you run it by Grace?

Speaker 1 I didn't, I was too scared.

Speaker 2 I think that's your answer. If you're too scared to ask Grace,

Speaker 2 it's millennial. I do think

Speaker 2 like a stereotypical

Speaker 2 coffee table book could be millennial.

Speaker 2 Like too thick of one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Fuck. I do think our Giggly Squad book is a perfect one though.

Speaker 1 No, it is perfect because it is so freaking cute. Imagine if we had a handbook for like Giggly Squad employees and one of the things was like, and if you have to ask Grace, it's a no.

Speaker 2 Oh, God.

Speaker 2 Um, I want to talk personal style for a second. Okay.

Speaker 2 Um, I think I know how I want to describe my style in three words.

Speaker 2 Actually, it is three words, but you just found an aesthetic on TikTok.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Tomboy femme Berlin.

Speaker 2 That's what I want to be for fall.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, you're gonna need a a trench coat.

Speaker 2 I need.

Speaker 2 This is the thing, though. I don't wear sambas.

Speaker 1 You don't have to wear sambas.

Speaker 2 Are sambas for people with flat feet? Because I just feel like they're not. Why would I wear a samba when I could wear something more comfortable? They're so flat to me.
Like

Speaker 2 they're like a fucking ballet flat.

Speaker 1 I have like pink and blue like platform sambas that are like cute.

Speaker 2 Are they comfortable?

Speaker 1 I think so.

Speaker 2 You don't even process comfortability when it comes to fashion. You don't even know.

Speaker 1 When it comes to a shoe, I don't know.

Speaker 2 The second I put it on, I'm like, could I run in this?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I'm like, could I jog the track?

Speaker 2 I should.

Speaker 1 Should I go on a farm? I should think of that more often because, like, we do live in New York City and it's like, I probably should run more times

Speaker 1 when someone's chasing me.

Speaker 1 But if something is uncomfortable, but it looks really good, I'll suck it up. Yeah.
But I don't like to be uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But like, if I have to be for a specific event, I will be.

Speaker 2 Have you thought of your three words to describe your style? I feel like you've been waiting for someone to ask you that.

Speaker 2 Like my whole life.

Speaker 1 I actually don't know

Speaker 1 what would describe my style. I would say I'm a little bit of a juxtaposition because I would say that I do like a very classic look, but also I love a fucking trend.

Speaker 2 You do. And I do have something to say about trends.
Someone had a good quote about like, you can't just keep buying trends whenever they come out. Like, capitalism can't keep winning like that.

Speaker 2 It's more like use the trend to influence your personal style. Like, just take from the trend what is good with your style.

Speaker 1 Well, a lot of times, like, when I do Amazon Lives and we talk about like trends because i do like think it's fun to try them a lot of the trends like you already have in your closet that you could like like okay so like one of the trends for fall is like like obviously big fall coats and like statement coats like voluminous like big sleeved coats but also shawls so like wrapping your own scarf like in a different way where it looks like it's like wrapped in the front and like the ends are in the back.

Speaker 1 And you don't have to go out and buy a coat that's like has a built-in shawl.

Speaker 1 Like you can do it at home and like there, you've like done the trend one time and you didn't buy a whole new coat with a shawl.

Speaker 2 We just saved like $150.

Speaker 2 No, literally. Grow mat.

Speaker 1 So like a lot of trends like I feel like people do have at home. And also now it's like a ox blood is more in style than like actual red.

Speaker 2 Ox blood color. Is that what they chose to call it?

Speaker 2 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Pete is somewhere being like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 Pete is like, we just stopped fighting with Pete Davidson. Now we have to come for the whole fashion community.
Ox blood, it chose violence.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Well, but it's like a deeper red.
But like, you can still wear the red cardigan that you got last fall and like still be achieving the same look.

Speaker 2 Are you going to go through your clothes and like donate a shit ton?

Speaker 1 It's so funny, Hannah, because...

Speaker 2 That's on my to-do list.

Speaker 1 I love a list.

Speaker 1 we should talk about our list more often. I have like a master's list.
It's called my long to-do list.

Speaker 2 Masters? That's so funny. Yeah, like my

Speaker 1 master's to-do list. Those are like my long to-do list things, like that I could, I'd like to get done within the year.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
Then I have my everyday to-do list. Currently on my everyday to-do list to clean out my closet is tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 But, but it's always getting pushed.

Speaker 2 Actually,

Speaker 2 my life life is run by a note that says shit I need to do. And the top is like things I should do that day.
And then I have like ones at the bottom of other things. It's funny.
I wrote O-B-G-Y-N.

Speaker 2 When is the next time? I mean, you go to the.

Speaker 1 No, I have to go to the dentist. That is on my freaking list.
I have a dentist.

Speaker 1 No, I have a dentist.

Speaker 2 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 It's just hard going.

Speaker 2 Do you guys know that we like barely have health insurance?

Speaker 1 Hannah, we have health insurance.

Speaker 2 I know, but it's not good. It's not good in these streets.

Speaker 1 No, when anyone brings up health insurance, I immediately retreat to a baby. I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Isn't it crazy? Like, reality TV and comedians have no health insurance. Should we start

Speaker 2 a union?

Speaker 1 A health insurance for the girlies.

Speaker 2 I just.

Speaker 2 You just have to be a girly.

Speaker 1 After you turn 26, people like are hitting you with all these like really weird words. You're like, I have no idea.
I just want to know that if I have to go to the ER, I'm gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 Oh my god, I had a freak out. I remember I was 26 in an office because they're basically like, you don't have to worry about it if you're under 26.

Speaker 2 But it's like, give me a little prep to know what's coming. Because then they put like a book in front of you with all these words, and no one gives you the definition of the words.

Speaker 2 And they're just like, okay.

Speaker 1 I've never seen this alleged book.

Speaker 2 I think it's because you at 26 were already doing reality TV.

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Speaker 2 I have Mormonism drama on TikTok.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Wait, did you see that Hulu shows coming out?

Speaker 2 I can't freaking about

Speaker 1 the Mormon moms. Well, it's funny because

Speaker 2 I thought they were going to try to do a real housewives of. Oh, I guess they already have that.
Salt Lake City.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Some of them are Mormon, I do believe.

Speaker 2 Some of them are Mormon.

Speaker 2 So there's this guy. I forgot his first name, but his last name is like Flipakowski or something.
Okay, Flipakow. Flipakowski.
And he played for Duke, and he was like really good.

Speaker 2 And everyone was like excited to see him get drafted. And for some reason, he wasn't drafted in the first round or whatever.

Speaker 2 And people were really surprised by it. And it turns out they give you like interviews if you're going to go pro about like your life.
Like they ask what's going on in your life.

Speaker 2 And someone in a podcast was like, it could be because of his girlfriend. And everyone was like, what do you mean girlfriend?

Speaker 2 They found out that he's dating a girl who's six years older than him.

Speaker 1 Six? Or more.

Speaker 2 Who used to be his babysitter. And apparently they started dating when he was 18.
So she went to his prom

Speaker 2 when oh no, when he was when she was 26, he went she went to his prom at 18.

Speaker 2 And apparently he's cut off his family'cause of her and Mormonism.

Speaker 2 And his family's been on Twitter being like, this girl captured our son

Speaker 2 through Mormonism.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's Mormon, he's not.

Speaker 2 But I think he's been converted, and they think that she saw at a young age, like she was his babysitter and was like, This guy's incredible at basketball. He's gonna go pro.

Speaker 2 I'm gonna lock him in and then, like, use God.

Speaker 1 But now he never went pro.

Speaker 2 I think he's so he got picked up. Guess by who?

Speaker 2 The Utah Jazz,

Speaker 2 The Mormon State.

Speaker 1 Okay, and so is he playing this year?

Speaker 2 Yes, but people are like worried that they're basically like, was she grooming this kid?

Speaker 1 You know what's interesting, as much as like we obviously like ride for the girls, it doesn't really get talked about enough when like this, like it's the reverse and like a woman.

Speaker 1 finds like a young guy and kind of like molds him.

Speaker 1 Like, no, if that was a reverse and that was a man and he was 26 and he was the babysitter and started dating her, the girl at 18, we'd be like, shit was going on prior to her.

Speaker 2 Women are so much more mature than men. So like a 26 year old woman with an 18 year old boy is like uncomprehendible.

Speaker 1 I actually can't talk to men that are my age.

Speaker 1 I'm even struggling with them being 35, 36.

Speaker 2 No, men my age, I sit them down and I'm like, hi,

Speaker 2 what are we trying to do? What's going on? Have you been together?

Speaker 1 It's so crazy

Speaker 1 how men our age get treated so differently than like women our age. Like my number one question is like, when are you getting married? When are you having a baby?

Speaker 1 Like any guy friends that are like 30, 31,

Speaker 1 no one would have to go. I want to bring it up.
They're like, don't get a girlfriend. You're only 31.
It's like,

Speaker 2 we're literally with us. They're like, I think you have time.
Like, you don't have a geriatric pregnancy for another, like, three years, which is,

Speaker 2 is that enough to fall in love and get married and get pregnant? Ooh, I don't know. Freeze your eggs.
Start injecting yourself with hormones, ASAP.

Speaker 1 I literally do have to freeze my eggs.

Speaker 2 I had that moment with Trevor Wallace, who's my age, because

Speaker 2 I was looking at him and I was like, we're in a similar place with like stand-up. We just had our first special come out.

Speaker 2 And I was like, you don't feel any pressure to like choose career or family right now. And he was like, What?

Speaker 2 And I was like, Yeah, I literally am like, Do I shoot another special? Do I try to have a kid? Like, do like

Speaker 2 we're in such different positions.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. And just not even the sacrifices, the rhetoric around like having to say as a woman, like, oh, well, yeah, like I want to have a family, but I also want to do my career.

Speaker 1 And it being like a crazy

Speaker 1 people take sides in that. Totally.

Speaker 2 Trevor Wallace and I are a great example of two comedians that

Speaker 2 we have our careers going, but if I have a kid, like we're suddenly going to be on a different path.

Speaker 1 You as well take a drastic.

Speaker 2 And it doesn't mean that it's going to be less successful. Like arguably, you know,

Speaker 2 I don't want to like. I could get a lot of likes with a kid.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But like, I don't.
No, I mean, look, I said I was keeping Daphne off Instagram and then I

Speaker 1 was like, but she's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 But I'm telling people, I do not want to post my kid for content.

Speaker 2 But with that, it's just you have such different situations. I also have to say, because I turned 33

Speaker 2 last week or the other week, I was like, oh my God, like.

Speaker 2 Cause you know when you're 29, people are like, you're a baby. And then when you turn 30, they're like, you're still basically 29.
And then when you're 31, they're like, you're still 29.

Speaker 2 And then when you're 32, they're like, you're still, you're like, you're 30. Then when you're 33, they're like, you're 40.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I, it hit me like, okay, I'm not in my 20s anymore. And then I realized that I always have wanted to be like an older, cool aunt.
with some gray hair and like that's who I want to identify with.

Speaker 2 Like I feel like so many girls, their whole identity is like being young and hot.

Speaker 2 And like I actually never felt comfortable being like young and sexualized and people thinking that I was stupid and I'm kind of over it and I can't wait to be older.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. You're really taking back the narrative and like twisting it and I love it.

Speaker 2 No, I I never felt comfortable when like men were like she's young and hot.

Speaker 2 And I never felt comfortable walking into like a meeting and having to be like, hey, like you can, can you guys please respect what I'm saying? Do I have to repeat myself again?

Speaker 2 Like I'm just annoyed with all that and that's what comes with being in your 20s and I just think that there's so many negativities with it. I'm excited to be like

Speaker 2 I feel like everyone is someone different at heart like in my heart. I'm I'm 44.

Speaker 1 I will say on the plus side of like being in your 30s Now when I am in certain meetings or zooms, I feel like I kind of fucked myself because sometimes people are really looking to me to

Speaker 1 say something and I'm like, oh, sorry, I forgot I turned 30 and like now you're kind of taking me a little bit more seriously. I still don't know.

Speaker 2 Like I

Speaker 1 like when you become a really important part at work,

Speaker 1 it's like, oh shoot.

Speaker 2 You have to listen to what people are saying on Zooms.

Speaker 2 The con getting older is you have to listen.

Speaker 1 No, there's so many times where they're like, Paige, obviously you got the brief. Like you looked through it, and I'm like, Yup, you did.

Speaker 1 Like, no, no, I didn't.

Speaker 2 And my mom has talked about like when you get older, sometimes you feel like you disappear sometimes a little bit, but like, that sounds so peaceful.

Speaker 2 Like, to just like walk outside and not be like, is someone gonna try to like grab my ass cheek?

Speaker 1 Okay, very interesting because I think I struggle.

Speaker 1 This is like getting so deep now. I think I struggle with the opposite.
I think I struggle with the thought of getting older and becoming more and more invisible when, like,

Speaker 1 for a while, the norm was in your 20s, you are so young and hot. And so, like, that's in your brain.
Like, oh, I'm young and hot. I'm going to be young and hot.

Speaker 1 And then, as you get older, it's like, like, I feel like I first noticed it when TikTok really came out because, like, I would see younger, hot guys, and in my head, I'd be like, oh, you can't date them anymore.

Speaker 1 They wouldn't want to date you. You're old, you're older than them.

Speaker 2 You know what's so funny? And we're not talking about 18-year-olds. We're talking about like 25, 26-year-old guys, right? Yeah, yeah.
Which we wouldn't want to date anyway.

Speaker 1 But, like,

Speaker 2 but like, I would be like, how lucky would they be to like sit with me? And I would like the conversation. And also, they think I'm hot and I'm smart and I'm successful.
Like, I don't, I think it's

Speaker 2 you have been so pretty. and like it's got, it's part of your value intrinsically.
Yeah. And it's not your, it's literally not your fault.
Like talk about not your, it's really not your fault.

Speaker 2 You're not, it's not your fault. You're hot and everyone's told you you're hot your whole life.
For me, like being hot has never helped me with anything. It probably has in some ways.

Speaker 2 Like getting on reality TV, apparently. It had, yeah.
But like

Speaker 2 it was never part of my ego. Your identity.

Speaker 1 My ego. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like I never was like, felt better about myself because I was pretty. It was more like, you have to be athletic.
You have to be.

Speaker 1 Well, I think I was at like a young age put in

Speaker 2 even just because

Speaker 1 I was put in a box where it was like, oh, she's pretty. So she must also be

Speaker 1 stupid, which like, it was just a coincidence. I couldn't believe it, but that's not my fault.

Speaker 1 That was just a really bad coincidence. So like she must be these other things.

Speaker 1 So I think that's why I took it so seriously when I got older, like dating, where I was like, if you don't think I'm funny, like that is my basic.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the thing. The people who fall in love with you are not going to fall in love with you because you're hot.
Right. There's a bazillion of the people.

Speaker 1 Right, which that takes a long time to like, I feel like as a woman.

Speaker 1 Like learn that you have so many more things to like offer than your husband is not choosing you because you're hot.

Speaker 2 Your husband is falling in love with you, which makes you hot.

Speaker 1 Period. No, I've dated some of the ugliest guys in America.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say. And I've loved them.
It's not, it is different with girls because, like, men, it's like, oh, they bring all these other things, which do they? But with

Speaker 2 you.

Speaker 2 Do they? Your ego and your value has been attached to your looks. So it's like, okay, if my looks change a little bit, do I lose everything? And that's how I felt like when I stopped playing tennis.

Speaker 2 I was like, who the fuck am I? Because all people liked me for was being a tennis player. Right.

Speaker 1 And I think that's why like Botox is so rampant and plastic surgery because it's like, well, I can't, this is the one, this is me. I can't lose this.
But it's really not you.

Speaker 1 Like your looks really aren't you.

Speaker 2 Also, isn't there something so hot about someone who you

Speaker 2 is comfortable in their own skin?

Speaker 1 Can we talk about that? Yeah, like I always say,

Speaker 1 I think especially living in New York City, because like our nightlife is a little bit different and you're exposed to so many different types of people.

Speaker 1 I have been at parties like when I was in my early 20s and like seen girls who are like a little bit older than me walk in and like their confidence was so crazy and they were not the prettiest girl in the room.

Speaker 1 No. Where like a model who was by far the prettiest girl in the room, so insecure, like standing in the corner, her body language.
So you like almost don't notice her.

Speaker 2 people are not factoring in energies when energies are like everything and also first of all pretty like depends on so much it's very subjective it's very subjective like it's also like what girls think is pretty sometimes guys do not think is pretty

Speaker 2 that's actually so crazy i feel like there was just a tick tock trend where people were like showing their boyfriends like a girl that like we thought was pretty girl thinks it's so hot and they're like yeah she's like okay it's so like you can't control how people view you how people see you through their lens but you can control your fucking energy and that's why I think like confidence is just so hot and like how you carry yourself there's so many people online who get so many likes and people are obsessed with them and then you're in the room with them and you were like

Speaker 2 their energy is so bad

Speaker 2 so bad and I think that's why the internet can be hurtful and harmful because you're like, wow, this person looks like an angel and everyone must be obsessed with them look how many likes they get but when they're in the room no one wants to talk to them they have weird energy they ruin people's day and i think and i think there's also like the opposite effect too like there are some people that it's like oh my god everyone everyone hated them and then you're like they literally just have anxiety

Speaker 2 yeah like even celebrities and stuff and reality tv people especially i love hearing like someone that you think everyone hates then you're like they're fucking hilarious they're the realest people they speak their mind.

Speaker 2 They stand up for people. And you're like, oh my God,

Speaker 2 I fuck with that person hard. Cause sometimes the people who are curating so hard online are the people who are hiding shit.

Speaker 1 It's also just such a weird world because we are able to see like what people younger than us are doing and what people older than us are doing. And like,

Speaker 1 I feel like before the internet, like you just knew what people your age were kind of doing because like when were you ever around?

Speaker 2 Well, even the beginning of the internet my space was just the people our age and then when the parents came we moved to Facebook I'm never around 23 year old girls

Speaker 1 in my everyday life but online I'm seeing everything they're doing so like

Speaker 1 like two girls fighting two 24 year old girls fighting on tick tock I'm not taking sides because I'm 31 years old. Like I'm not taking sides because these are like little girls to me.

Speaker 2 No, you're right.

Speaker 1 And they're doing very 23-year-old girl things, but it's just getting put on the internet for everyone to see.

Speaker 1 I wish, like, oh my god, the shit I would do at 23 if I put it on the internet and now looking at it at 31, I'd be like, I will freak the fuck out.

Speaker 1 So, like, I would never be able to take sides with two young girls because I'm like, they're both have emotions. They're both going through it.
They're both expressing themselves.

Speaker 1 You can't take a side. They're kids.

Speaker 1 But like other 23-year-old girls on TikTok are obviously like, I'm on this one side. I'm on this one side.
But like being able to see it is all very, like, that also makes me feel much older.

Speaker 1 Cause I'm like, oh, I get it. But like, again, it's the girls fighting.
And where's the guy?

Speaker 2 And it's funny because some people are getting, some people are getting mad and they're just like, when girls fight on TikTok about a man, it's like another girl on girl crime.

Speaker 2 But I'm like, or are they both geniuses? And they're both getting more clout and more followers

Speaker 1 Neither of them are probably evil like you know, they're just being girls. They're just like they it's have emotion, but also like this is reality TV.

Speaker 2 We're just watching reality TV, but like

Speaker 2 edited through their own TikToks where you're seeing their you're seeing their own Green screen interviews Yeah, and there's no like guy sitting on a computer being like cut that part out.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but they're also like not able to show like actual footage of what happened. It's just two girls being like, this is what happened that night.

Speaker 2 What was I doing when I was 23?

Speaker 1 No, I wouldn't go back to 23 years old.

Speaker 2 No, it's so scary. It's so scary.
What was I doing when I was 23? Where was I? Who was I? Oh, I was

Speaker 2 cold calling sales.

Speaker 1 I was working at ABC News.

Speaker 2 I was cold calling sales. And I was obsessed with this one guy in the office who was tall, painfully shy, never spoke to him.
Like, he was shy.

Speaker 2 Like, I would talk to him, and he would be so shy and that was my dating life

Speaker 1 when I was 23 I would actively watch my boyfriend leave the club with other girls and I'd be like this is fine

Speaker 1 this is so fine this is okay

Speaker 1 I'm strong

Speaker 2 and then him be like the universe is testing me bringing her to our uber what are you talking I'm like yep you're a gentleman the universe is testing me in a lot of ways oh perfect mental health moment this girl Julia Messi, M-A-C-E-Y, I don't know where I saw it.

Speaker 2 I wrote it in the notes, said, the world won't let you get comfortable where you don't belong.

Speaker 2 The world will not let you find peace or settle where you shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 No, honestly, the astrologers on TikTok this week have really been freaking me the fuck out.

Speaker 2 Actually, some are going too hard.

Speaker 1 Some are going way too hard.

Speaker 2 Some are like your life's ending. And I was like, is that allowed?

Speaker 1 Is that allowed? They're like, if you're a Scorpio, your whole life is changing. I'm like, can we not? Like, I just got settled.

Speaker 2 Also, if you get a bad one, you keep scrolling for a good one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, I don't resonate with that one. Thank you.

Speaker 1 They're like, you're just like, really, you're shedding things.

Speaker 2 You're changing your whole life.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I don't wanna.

Speaker 2 But let's normalize instead of taking like bad experiences or being uncomfortable or bad things happening to you as like, my life sucks, being like, oh, I'm listening to this energy.

Speaker 2 I'm not comfortable in this space. I'm not saying to like quit all your jobs and break up with all your boyfriends, even though that's a good idea.
I'm saying there's a reason. You're not at fault.

Speaker 2 There's nothing wrong with you. You're not finding peace because this isn't the place for you.

Speaker 2 And let's keep moving. Let's keep swimming.

Speaker 1 No, your gut like always knows.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 that is... Thanks for giggling with us.

Speaker 1 Thanks for giggling slash crying slash like

Speaker 2 figuring out the world's problem. That was an insane episode.

Speaker 2 We love you guys so much.

Speaker 2 We're starting to make outfits for tour.

Speaker 1 No, we're so excited, especially for Radio City. That's like

Speaker 1 I actually can't even say it out loud. It doesn't feel real.
So, like, I don't think it's actually hit me yet. Yeah.
But the tour is freaking starting.

Speaker 2 Tour is starting in like two weeks, three weeks. I don't know.
We don't know. We're living life day to day.

Speaker 2 But we love you guys so much. And we'll talk to you soon.
Bye.

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