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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my grappling with our existence, gigglers?

Speaker 1 That was one of my better ones. That's a good one.
I thought of it this morning. I am grappling with my existence.
You know, why, like, some weeks, or just some days, you're like

Speaker 1 so in your head. Yeah.
You know what? This is probably wrong, but like, I feel like I, I just have like low dopamine days.

Speaker 1 Okay, I've been on ADHD TikTok.

Speaker 1 But I used to, like, you know, when you're feeling like shit, and then you're like, I'm depressed. Like, I'm a depressed person.
Now I'm just like, oh, I'm having a low dopamine day.

Speaker 1 And I just like lean in. And Dez will be like, are you okay? And I'm like, my dopamine's low.
Like, it's like my blood sugar is low. Now that I have my period again,

Speaker 1 I've been like tracking all my.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, Advent queen. Okay, woman in STEM.
Literally, I've been tracking like my mood. I'm normal one week of the month.
Like, it's not, it's actually not funny.

Speaker 1 Like, here's how it goes. I have my period.
I'm done with it. Yeah.
Then I'm normal for like that next week. Yeah.
Then the following weekend, all I want to do is have sex.

Speaker 1 Then the following week after that, my boobs get huge. I'm in that phase right now.

Speaker 1 Then I get my period the next week. Isn't it funny? I feel like we either all we want to do is have sex or all we want to do is not be touched.
And there's like no in between.

Speaker 1 And there's no in between. Like I

Speaker 1 actually.

Speaker 1 People are always like, oh, well, this is really more because I'm like so deep in Love Island. Like, oh, do you like a cuddle? Do you want like a cuddle? And it's like, as I get older, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't. When they say cuddle, do they mean like fingering? No, I think they mean like snuggling in bed.
And like, I don't.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, am I weird? But I'm like, no, we just had sex. Get the fuck away from me.
Like, I need a couple minutes by myself. Separate beds, I feel like, will be normalized in marriages.

Speaker 1 No, like, bring back the 1950s when we like. slept in separate beds and like basically had our own rooms.
Honestly, go out and cheat on me all the time.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck as long as you're leaving me the hell alone. Because you ever like ready to have a great sleep, which is all the time.

Speaker 1 And then you hear your man's like snoring, and then you could just feel his body heat. Yeah.
And you're just like, this would be so much better if.

Speaker 1 And some women actually complain, like, oh, men like fall right to sleep when their head hits the pillow. Good.
Good. Shut your mouth.
Give me the remote.

Speaker 1 Like, let me have 15 minutes after you fall asleep to decompress. What's your opinion on on TVs in the bedroom? Love it.
I don't, I think you're psychotic.

Speaker 1 I think like my parents at a young age were like, no TV in the bedroom. So I thought that was a rule like forever.
Like in the law. I'm 32 years old.
I was like, we can't have TVs in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 That's illegal. I think for someone who rots as much as you do in the bed.

Speaker 1 You have to switch up your little screen to the big screen to the medium screen. Like I can't just be little screen all day or I go insane.

Speaker 1 My problem, actually my morning routine is so bad and I need to talk about it because I will finally get up, which is, you know, a battle.

Speaker 1 And then I go to the couch where I can lay down. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's not really waking up. But in my head, I'm like, she's up.
Yeah. But like, you haven't started your day at all.
And then you're like, next thing you know, it's 3 p.m. Right.

Speaker 1 For the past six months, I like haven't slept in.

Speaker 1 What do you do? I cry.

Speaker 1 Well, I've been going to bed earlier and turns out when you go to bed earlier, you do wake up earlier, which is like a crazy thing. That's a pyramid scheme.
It's a literal Ponzi scheme.

Speaker 1 Speaking of different screens, I actually wanted to ask you this. I know we're like starting out kind of dirty.
Sorry, Kim.

Speaker 1 When you watch porn,

Speaker 1 big screen or little screen? And do you think it's generational? Because for some reason, when I watch porn, I have to go to my laptop. That's, I think that's okay.

Speaker 1 That's insane, but I feel like I can't even say that because what I'm about to say is even more insane. Oh, by myself on little screen, I'm on my phone.
Okay. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought, I forgot you have like a whole team involved.

Speaker 1 Not gonna lie, this is a crazy story. I'm gonna tell it because it's so good and it's never been told.

Speaker 1 And Craig like literally wouldn't let me tell it on the pod when it first happened because he was so traumatized by it. And I was like, this is one of the the best stories ever

Speaker 1 so one time me and craig were in his living room okay and we're on the couch i don't know what was going on but like we're like we're gonna have sex so

Speaker 1 from his front door you can see like

Speaker 1 You if you're like standing at the front door and like, you know how there's like little windows on the side of the door like if you peered in you could see into the living room like on the TV,

Speaker 1 but like no one's like coming up to your door like whatever. So

Speaker 1 we had this really weird phase where, like, every time we were having sex, someone would ring the doorbell, like at my apartment.

Speaker 1 Like, we had ordered something, and I'm always like, oh my God, did they like hear us outside? But like, whatever.

Speaker 1 So, we're sitting on the couch, we're having sex. Craig's like, oh, let's watch porn, but he puts it on the TV.

Speaker 1 Because you're in the living room. Because we're in the living room.
And we just bought a frame TV. So why would we not use it?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 porn's happening on the TV. We're having sex.
Doorbell rings, his front door. We both look at each other, like stop for a second.
And I'm like, they'll go away. Like, who, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Like, they'll go away. Craig's like, oh my God, no.
Like, it's definitely someone. We stop.
He turns it off. The person had like walked away and Craig was like too scared to go to the front door.

Speaker 1 So he brings up his like ring camera.

Speaker 1 It's a little fucking kid selling candy.

Speaker 1 Craig for three days was scared that his parents were gonna come to the house and be like, What the fuck, my kids saw this on the TV?

Speaker 1 It was a Jehovah's Witness, and they were like, These people need to be saved immediately.

Speaker 1 No, this

Speaker 1 is like so dramatizing.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you probably got nervous and red wine. Wait, my favorite story that you now we're just exposing things, but we're just tired.
So, this is what happens.

Speaker 1 When they were filming a show and there was a dildo out, can you tell them that oh my god

Speaker 1 okay so munda

Speaker 1 no this is so raunchy but it's so funny so

Speaker 1 mom turn this off it's like so it's not for moms both nana you can stay but moms

Speaker 1 so when you film southern charm like

Speaker 1 They're in your house. Like they're all over.
Like I almost feel like they want to show people. Like, look how fucked up they are.
Like, look how messy this is. Like, this room is disgusting.

Speaker 1 So, we're in the living room. We're filming Southern Charm.
I'm looking at Craig. I glance down at the ground.
There's a literal dildo under the table.

Speaker 1 I'm freaking out inside. I'm like, if I can't call any attention because the camera people are going to go right to it, then it's going to be on the show.

Speaker 1 Then we're going to look like, I'm going to look like an absolute whore. Cause obviously, like.

Speaker 1 it's one of those moments where you're like am i gonna save it by like what do you think like i was like should i kick it more under the table but like chucked your body onto it couldn't see it but like from the angle i'm sitting on the couch like i'm it's staring directly at me also you don't know if they see it and they're just not acknowledging it oh my god that's tricky tricky tricky but they didn't see it and then and we moved it but it was so i was so scared i was like if that makes it on national television i'll kill myself because remember the first episode ever of Summerhouse?

Speaker 1 Not the first episode, but like the first season? They were like, Hannah, like,

Speaker 1 tell Paige you want to buy a vibrator. Yeah.
And you were like, stop. No.

Speaker 1 I didn't even have a vibrator yet. That's before I got you one.
My favorite thing is not necessarily using vibrators, but giving it to people. Yeah.
But I. It's such an awkward thing that you love.

Speaker 1 I think it's empowering.

Speaker 1 Also, I'm trying to summar in the Hamptons.

Speaker 1 So in the city, somewhere in the Hamptons, you have to like just put a bunch of shit in your bag and be like, let's bring this out to a new life in the Hamptons. And like, keep it there.

Speaker 1 And keep it there. So in the beginning of the summer, I was like grabbing shit.
And I have so many. Vibrators, especially because people send it to me.
And then they're never charged.

Speaker 1 And like, I'm really bad with vibrator admin,

Speaker 1 but I have them lying around. And I'm like, okay, I definitely should bring one.

Speaker 1 I will say, vibrator admin, you don't have to charge it as often.

Speaker 1 It's funny. Like, it holds a charge.
But mine are never charged. Yeah.
And, like, you're not going to wait six minutes for it. Like, the moment's over.
It's over. So I need to work on that with.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been somewhere and you have to go like old school?

Speaker 1 Like, just your finger? Yeah. I mean, most of the time.
Oh, see, now I like can never go back. I'm like, then I'm not doing it.
It's like, I think I'll order room services.

Speaker 1 Wait, that makes me so happy for you. But yeah, it's a lot of charging.
I'm like, what am I Amish? This is ridiculous. Give me some fucking electricity here.

Speaker 1 But there's something, like, you almost feel spoiled with the vibrator. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You shouldn't feel that good. I'm like, oh my God, I've over-sexualized myself.
Like, I can't feel. Yeah, like, I don't want to lose that being able to get there with my hands.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so

Speaker 1 I, for, my backpack is just like, it accumulates a lot of weird stuff. And you know, when you put something in, you're like, I'm going to need this.

Speaker 1 And then you just have like 20 things you've never used in your backpack. So I've been traveling a lot more than I wanted to this summer.
And I haven't been in the Hamptons as much. LA, whatever.

Speaker 1 Recently, I look at my backpack. At the bottom of my backpack is a long vibrator that's just been sitting at the bank.
I've been going through TSA. I've been going through TSA every TSA for months.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 they definitely see. 100%.

Speaker 1 No, 100%.

Speaker 1 And I'm annoyed annoyed because I'm like, I wasn't even using it. Yeah.
Like, I didn't even know it was there.

Speaker 1 It was so funny because we were like, let's do a fun episode where the gigglers ask us questions, but we've just been straight up talking for 25 minutes. Something fishy's going on.

Speaker 1 Have you ever seen, oh, you can buy tickets to the Olympics?

Speaker 1 No. Who's in the crowd? Who's there? Maybe, like, they just let Paris people

Speaker 1 or French people. It's been in America, though.
Have you ever heard of like, oh, tickets for the Olympics gymnastics finals are like on sale?

Speaker 1 No, the problem is, like, I never have ever gotten tickets to anything. No, but like, I've never even heard, like, oh, I got tickets.
Like, not even a group on

Speaker 1 a brand giveaway. Like, so I'm something

Speaker 1 who is in the crowd? Yeah, besides

Speaker 1 them. Okay, cool.
So, I don't know what it is. Well, I know Ralph Lauren sent some people

Speaker 1 like influencers. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I feel like at least you know, but like, did they go to events? Yeah. Oh, they did.
And they, like, Emma Chamberlain.

Speaker 1 And it's always like, oh, the Olympics, like a bunch of, like, Olympians' parents couldn't get tickets to, like, see. I'm like, so then who's getting the tickets? There's only one student.

Speaker 1 They're in massive arenas.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Doesn't make any sense to me. I love your conspirial thinking about it.
Yeah, my investigative work.

Speaker 1 Okay, so. The Gigglers asked us questions.
What do we wear to the Giggly Squad show to impress you guys? Actually, I've been getting getting some, like, what's the vibe for Club Giggly?

Speaker 1 It's whatever your going-out vibe is. So, if you're a girl that wears like jeans and a pair of heels and like a tee, yeah, go love it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you're a girl that's like, oh, but I love like a knee-high boot and a mini skirt, absolutely pop-off.

Speaker 1 It's whatever you feel confident in, and also, like, know that we all have the same personality.

Speaker 1 Anyone who listens to Giggly Squad, us. So, like, if you wear a tie, people are going to love it.
If you wear a slick back bun, people are going going to love it. So like lean into.

Speaker 1 So it's like what you would wear if you were going out to dinner with all of your girlfriends for one of your girlfriend's birthdays. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Like you don't have to go like full club mini dress. You can wear jeans, but like you want to be looking like you're

Speaker 1 going out for the night. I agree.
French fries are mozzarella sticks. For the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 Just like in general. French fries, I think.
I have to go with French fries, too. And like we're not trying to like turn on our Italian heritage.
Just mozzarella sticks.

Speaker 1 I wish you went through a famine. Have some fucking recipe.

Speaker 1 The potato famine of 1847.

Speaker 1 I can't feel good about myself eating a mozzarella stick. Like French fries, I'm like, it's potato.
Like,

Speaker 1 I have, okay, here's one thing that I have that I don't think I've ever said. I have an irrational fear of choking.
On a motoristic. On anything, but like living by myself.

Speaker 1 I think honestly, that Sex in the City episode where Miranda almost choked and died and got eaten by her cat

Speaker 1 like really scarred me. So like I get really nervous when I'm like home by myself, like eating, because like there are multiple times where I've been like.

Speaker 1 Over three times a day, you're like, this is where we go.

Speaker 1 No, when it's something like chewy or like, or something gets like stuck in my throat, I'm like, oh my God, I gotta like, I grab my phone, choke, literally, and I don't even think 911.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I gotta call my mom. Like, like, she'll know what to do.
That's so funny because I eat like I'm trying to kill myself. Like, I eat like I want it.

Speaker 1 So, mozzarella sticks, if I'm by myself in my apartment, I'm a tad weary.

Speaker 1 I don't chew enough.

Speaker 1 Do you ever like swallow something and you're like, that should have been chewed?

Speaker 1 Like, I just honestly not since I was seven. I guzzle my food and then I, I'm like, why do I have a stomachache all the time? And people are like, you eat too fast.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, well, I've been eating like this forever. Like my stomach should figure it out by now.

Speaker 1 You do eat quickly. Like they're hungry.
There's multiple times where we've like put a plate down on the table. I've turned for five seconds.
She's gone. And I'm like, you ate all of that?

Speaker 1 No, it's not healthy. But then like, I don't have the...

Speaker 1 Because I think you legitimately, you, you are, I feel like someone that legit does only eat when you're hungry, but you wait. You're like, and now I'm starving.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, I need that in my fucking body as soon as possible. Like, you don't mind less eat.
Like, you don't snack. I don't.
I literally never snack. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I only snack if I like can't get a full meal and I need some. Or if you're somewhere and you're bored, you're like, okay, fine.
Honestly, like, never bored snack. Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 But I like fucking eat my meals. Yeah.
I look forward to a meal.

Speaker 1 You're a breakfast, lunch, dinner girly. And I just don't have the patience to chew.
I think like life is too short to chew.

Speaker 1 But okay,

Speaker 1 speaking of choking andrew colin shout out andrew colin has the funniest choking story because he has anxiety as we all do and he once told me a story where he um thought he was choking to death

Speaker 1 so he drove himself to the hospital

Speaker 1 thinking he was choking to death he was breathing clearly

Speaker 1 and he's like he got there and was like i think i'm choking to death and they're like you would have been dead

Speaker 1 you're talking to us so the way he tells the story is so much was he eating?

Speaker 1 I think he was like choking.

Speaker 1 No, like, I think it was his own saliva. Like, I think he was like, I think I'm choking to death in this slow choking to death thing.
And they were like, there's, you would have.

Speaker 1 I actually multiple times have wanted to order like the thing for babies when you're choking, like the little air thing you stick in their throat and it like sucks it up. Yeah.
I think I might.

Speaker 1 You never know. I should have more of a fear of choking.
Maybe that'll make me chew more. But like, you can deep throat a lot.
Yeah. No, no,

Speaker 1 that's true.

Speaker 1 You know what's funny is like, and when I brush my teeth, gag.

Speaker 1 Brush my teeth, gag. Giving

Speaker 1 on the Olympics. Wait, why do I feel like I've been gagging more with my toothpaste? It's anxiety.
Wait, how do you know that?

Speaker 1 Because I know when my anxiety started, how old I was, and that was my first thing that started. Do you remember once I puked and you were like, I was driving.
You had anxiety. And it was anxiety.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And you were like, because

Speaker 1 my anxiety

Speaker 1 is like physical. Yeah.
Like my body will literally shut down. So I know like the anxious stuff for like the physical stuff where I don't have as like,

Speaker 1 I don't ever really suffer from, even though panic attacks are physical, I don't suffer from like

Speaker 1 stuff like that. Okay, let's play a fun game.
Who do you think is more anxious and who do you think is more depressed? I feel like I'm definitely more anxious and you're you're more depressed. Period.

Speaker 1 Period.

Speaker 1 Well, we could switch off. Like Mercury's in retrograde sometimes and we switch off.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. I don't know when I'm depressed genuinely until I'm out of it.
And I'm like, that was a weird week.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I didn't pee for four days.

Speaker 1 That something was going on there. Like, I feel like my body is like, we're not, don't deal with it.
Yeah. You can't deal with it right now.
We'll let you know later.

Speaker 1 And it's definitely a mix, but yeah, I'm sometimes I'm like, whoa,

Speaker 1 you're so sad for no reason.

Speaker 1 No, this is so sad, but I, this last week, I was like, fine, but then at night, the second my head would hit the pillow, I would think about how everyone in my life is going to die. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Why would I have to, well, like, it wasn't even like

Speaker 1 3 a.m. It's like the second my head hit the pillow, I was like, who's going to die? See, I feel like, and mine is like, how are they going to die? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 But how can I prevent it? No, my thing is just, yeah,

Speaker 1 I'll get really like, one day I'm like, I'm taking over the world. I love, I feel like I have a purpose.
I like love living. And then the next day, I'll be like, none of us have a reason to be here.

Speaker 1 Why are we even here?

Speaker 1 No, for the past couple of months, I've been really obsessed with like being, telling my mom not to die to the point where she was like, I think you need to talk about it with someone because you're obsessed with death.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not obsessed with death. I just have to make sure you're not ever going anywhere.
All these other people, get them out. I go, but I'm not letting you go.
No.

Speaker 1 And she was like, you're going to be fine without me. You're already better than I was at your age.
Like, you know, everything that I wanted to teach you. You're fine.
And I was like, don't say that.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, I'll cry right now. No.
And then I, then like, I kept having dreams about my grandpa,

Speaker 1 which is like, I didn't even ask for that. And he's in all my life.
That's him coming to you. That should be comforting for you.
But he doesn't say anything. Oh, well.

Speaker 1 You probably say enough for the both of you.

Speaker 1 He's probably like, I can't get a fucking word in, Hannah. I'm trying to come to you and comfort you.
So, you know what's so funny? The gigglers send us so many like light, fun questions.

Speaker 1 And we're like, let's talk about who's going to be. Anxiety and depression and illness.

Speaker 1 Depression and illness. That's the name of this.
We got the name of the.

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Speaker 1 How do I tell my boyfriend that it's okay that he can't grow a mustache and to stop trying?

Speaker 1 That's when, like, look, life is a comedy. He needs to stop taking himself so seriously.
Be like, look, the peach fuzz look.

Speaker 1 It's not it. Honestly, sometimes when it comes to like men's appearance, I think because they

Speaker 1 think like we don't know or like we're trying to change whatever,

Speaker 1 I think you might have to get like one of his guy friends to be like, bro,

Speaker 1 come on.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because they'll be like, you don't get it. It's like a playoff beard.
You don't get it. Yeah.
And so I think you have to like call in reinforcements and trick him.

Speaker 1 This is my thing about mustaches. No guy ever looks better with a mustache.
It's more of them like trying to be interesting or like overcompensating for something. Like he's going through something.

Speaker 1 It's like girls' bangs is guys' mustaches. Or just take the approach I do and tell them that it's, you look stupid.
And if I don't tell you, who's going to tell you? I'm your number one partner.

Speaker 1 I'm your number one fan. I'm looking out for the good of the both of us.
If I was trying to grow a mustache, it'd be easy. Or anything.

Speaker 1 Be like, okay, let's play a game. Yeah.
If you can get a mustache by the end of the month, great. And if you can't, you lose.
Yeah. Shake on it.
Goodbye. Yeah.
That's it. That's hard.

Speaker 1 I just break up with them. I just break up with them.
Be like, it was the mustache. I got to go.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. This is a good question, Paige.
If you could style any celebrity, who would it be? Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that was so quick. But because she has

Speaker 1 so much potential.

Speaker 1 She's so tall and she's just,

Speaker 1 she literally gives model. She would look good in anything.
I want to see her in more like street style Zendaya looks. She would absolutely fucking crush in Zendaya's like red carpet style.

Speaker 1 But honestly,

Speaker 1 no, I think Taylor Swift dresses a little bit kooky because she wants to remain relatable. Because what other billionaire do you know that's relatable?

Speaker 1 Okay. Sorry.

Speaker 1 It's 9:30 in the morning. This is why I wake up.
I also love the idea of like she's working so hard, but it's like as a billionaire,

Speaker 1 she still has a stylus. Like

Speaker 1 she still has a stylist. It's not like she has not picking out

Speaker 1 her stuff to go to dinner with Blake Lively, where there's like paparazzi. Like that was styled.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 there's rumors going around because Ryan Reynolds said no notes on a pod, and then he said we ride at dawn in another interview. And then someone slid into my DM saying that they

Speaker 1 can't, they can't tell me how they know, but they know that he listens to Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 Ryan Reynolds? Well, they said that he just like loves comedy. Wait, that's so funny because I was just invited to Blake Lively's red carpet for her movie, but I was like, sorry, I just got a cat.

Speaker 1 I had to stay home. Can I, and

Speaker 1 I also want Blake Lively to go more

Speaker 1 street style? I want her to dress like Jennifer Lawrence, a row.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Because this is the thing about Blake. Yeah.
She loves a pattern. She loves a color.
She loves a fringe. She loves California.
It's giving California. Yeah, she loves.

Speaker 1 And her and Taylor, they love that stuff. And me and her want, me and you want them to be more like depressed New York.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think that's what it is.
I think like when we see her. Her style is very happy.
Very happy. And I'm like, but what if you wore all black? Yeah.
And you did like a slick back bun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's just. Let's just say one thing.
I tried slick back buns for like a second.

Speaker 1 Does it not give everyone a headache?

Speaker 1 Also, don't you feel very exposed? Like I wear my hair down because I feel like I could like hide myself.

Speaker 1 That is such a niche girl thing that we don't talk about enough. Like when I go to an airport, I never do a slick back bun because I'm like, I'm too exposed.
No, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you could see every fucking angle of my face when you're like, I'm like, I have to put my hair down and put a hat on. Like, this is, I need alone time.
I saw a thing recently

Speaker 1 because Craig's always like, New York City's inhabitable. Like, he like hates it.
And so, I saw a thing that it was like, New York, New Yorkers are

Speaker 1 the politest, rudest people. Yeah.
People don't look at each other on the subway because they're so close to each other in such close quarters. And they're being polite.
There's so many people.

Speaker 1 So, they're literally giving you your own space by not making eye contact. Wow,

Speaker 1 because it's like we're sardines in a can everywhere. That is so, because yeah, per capita, the population's insane.

Speaker 1 So if everyone was looking over and breaking people and like saying imagine getting on the subway and everyone's saying hi. It's like, no, no, no, it's too much.
So New Yorkers are actually like

Speaker 1 giving you your space and being respectful, but it gets the rap of like, they're so rude, like they never say hi. And it's like, no, because we're so close to each other all the time.

Speaker 1 But that's why like in New York, when something happens in the street, people like rush to help. Yes.
Because, like, it is a very community-type place. A thousand percent.

Speaker 1 Also, you never leave an experience in New York wondering like what just happened, like, how that person felt.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, sometimes not in New York, you'll have a weird exchange and then you'll be like, did they, were they being a dick? Yeah. Where like New York, you know, if they were being a dick.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, we had the funniest on like 34th Street. Do you remember we were leaving? Yeah.
Okay. I never

Speaker 1 put up the middle finger. I literally never do it.
I really stay above the drama most of the time.

Speaker 1 But basically, you know, when there's a car by the crosswalk and he was trying to like he didn't make it through. He didn't make it through.

Speaker 1 And then he was trying to like go and we were trying to walk and he was trying to move in front of us even though there's cars in front of him.

Speaker 1 In the middle of the crosswalk. There's nowhere for him to go.
Yeah. But he also was just trying to get in front of us.
So I kind of gave him a look. I'll give looks.
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 You'll throw a look. I'll throw a look.
And the look was like, bro, where are you going to go? Yeah. For two feet? Mm-hmm.
And he was getting all worked up. Did he give you the finger?

Speaker 1 So I look over and he's giving me the finger. Oh, he was? Yeah, he was giving me the finger.

Speaker 1 He was giving us the finger.

Speaker 1 Because I trailed behind you and Grace. I was like, I don't know.
So I look at him and he's looking at me and he's giving me the finger.

Speaker 1 So then I kind of, and I think you could tell that I was like... Kidding? Like laughing.
Like laughing.

Speaker 1 And I also like, you can tell when someone's used to giving the finger versus I was kind of a finger. Like I literally thought you were a finger.
And you're a finger, Virgin. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I could could tell that he was like this is amateur hour finger yeah so i like threw up my little nub

Speaker 1 and he looks at me and i look at him we're both holding the finger to each other and he starts laughing he was like the six-year-old like albanian man and i'm giggling and we're both giving each other the finger and that's new york city like we literally left that bonded no because i have a bestie that's new york is the best for that type of stuff because i was like bro if you're gonna give me the finger and i think i also think i gave the finger because i was with you guys like if i was alone i would have been like i'm not getting involved.

Speaker 1 But I feel like I had to protect you guys in that moment. So I said, I'm not letting you bully us right now.
And then he laughed. These are my friends and we're trying to walk across the street.

Speaker 1 We literally have important things to do. Okay, next question.
What makeup are you obsessed with right now? Wait, this is a great, we're all about segues.

Speaker 1 This is a great segue to talk about what actually happened at Ulta the other day. Yes.
Because it is kind of crazy.

Speaker 1 Well, influencers and like lip readers, by the way, in my next life, I want to be a lip reader influencer,

Speaker 1 saw us in the background of the lipstick lesbians video. Yes.
And they were like, there's drama. What are they talking about? There's heat.
There's passion. That is how we speak.
When we're happy.

Speaker 1 About literally anything. Specifically, we were talking about the new Lancome Hypnose Drama mascara.
And their lip idol. The butterglow.
We literally were just complimenting each other.

Speaker 1 I think it's very New York Italian to like compliment each other, but seem seem like I'm yelling at you. And like we talk with our hands.
We're passionate about each other's faces.

Speaker 1 So like when your face looks good with like a certain lip balm, I'm obviously going to cause some drama. No, you literally treat me differently when I put some effort into my looks.

Speaker 1 You're like, wait, do you want to like hang out?

Speaker 1 Should we get coffee after this? You're gorgeous.

Speaker 1 So yeah, there was no drama. I mean, the drama was that we were enjoying putting makeup on our faces.
Have you ever been to an Ulta?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like when you're at those counters and it's just like right there, it's so easy to try stuff. So I was like, trying this mascara.
I love being a hype girl.

Speaker 1 Like, that's my like first purpose in life. Yeah.
So, like, I give credit where credit is due. If the lip idol butter glow is glowing on your lips, I'm going to tell you.
Right.

Speaker 1 And if you're going to spend your money on something, I want it to be something that's worth it. That's so true.
So there really was not any drama happening.

Speaker 1 We were just being obsessed with each other, trying out lip glosses and mascaras. We're just girls.
And I feel like when guys talk, well, guys never talk about anything important. No.

Speaker 1 And I feel like they never look at each other. Guys, I feel like we'll never compliment each other's facial features.

Speaker 1 Where I feel like girls were like, your eyebrows are perfect. Yes.
No, imagine a guy going up to another guy and be like, whoa, what chapster do you use?

Speaker 1 Hey, is that Lip Idol by Lancome? Bro, can I borrow some of your Hypnos Drama mascara? Oh, yeah, I just got a new tube.

Speaker 1 Met a guy online recently. He referred to women as breeders.
What's your take? Is he like being funny? Like,

Speaker 1 yeah, but that's even worse. I'd rather him be serious than be trying to be funny and say breeder.
Yeah, like, oh, what are you just like a bunch of breeders?

Speaker 1 Also, I think talking about like children, having children on a dating app is like, we haven't even met yet, sir.

Speaker 1 I want to like reverse the rules. You know how they'll joke, like, NBA players, like, how girls are trying to get pregnant with their babies?

Speaker 1 Like, I want a story of, like, a famous woman that, like, men keep trying to impregnate her.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. That's terrifying.
That's one of the scariest things I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 Because I was talking about how I've never been single on the road and how like male comics, if they're really famous, like.

Speaker 1 I wish I could go back in my dating apps and like read what I would say to people just so that we had it for context for Gigly. I really took pride in my

Speaker 1 flirting game. I was the friend who was like, I'm good at pretending I'm someone I'm not.
Yeah. Or just like, I'm good at the like lack of intimacy, funny, fuck around type shit.

Speaker 1 The second feelings got involved, I was like, I'm confused. I don't know what's going on.
Like I flirted too much. Yes.
Like I owe you a relationship, but I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's also a lot of advice I'd give with flirting is just like keep it short yeah like i say short and uninterested yes and they're like all fucking over that's all you have to do say short and uninterested because if you're actually like having deep conversations with people over text then you're sitting with them and you have nothing to fucking talk about because men inherently i mean women do too i also like like the thrill of like a chase like in the very beginning but i think men like it a little bit more

Speaker 1 and so i think that truly is the key Like, I'm good.

Speaker 1 This was just going to be something fun. I don't really care that much.
Yeah, I think you'll see a lot of relationships with like girls who look a little exasperated with their dude.

Speaker 1 And I don't think it's a coincidence. It's because, like, you don't, you want to be so comfortable and not need him.

Speaker 1 And that's where the healthiest relationships happen. Yeah.
And like, yeah, you don't need anyone. Yeah, like I just genuinely want you around.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 What was the hardest part about writing the book?

Speaker 1 Writing the book. Writing it.

Speaker 1 That's where I do think it was

Speaker 1 us, like,

Speaker 1 it was actually easy to come up with ideas and like come up with, yeah, funny concepts, but the actual like putting sentences together was the hard part.

Speaker 1 I think also like certain stories we told, like.

Speaker 1 How did we feel about it when it happened

Speaker 1 versus now like writing about it when you're like, I don't feel that same way, but trying to like convey what you felt at the time when you don't feel like that anymore.

Speaker 1 The one cool thing is while we were writing it, I was having my like panic attack about my special.

Speaker 1 So I was able to go in and like add to the anxiety chapter and be like, hey guys, we're right in the moment. We're live.
Yeah, no, literally we're live. We're on the ground floor right now.

Speaker 1 So yeah, it was hard to kind of go back to like how we felt about certain situations. Do you brush your teeth with cold or hot water? Cold.
Cold. I'm not.
Absolute psychos. No, cold.

Speaker 1 There was a girl in my high school that brushed her teeth with hot water, and she said it was because she was Jewish, but I think she was lying to me, but I didn't know. So I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Like, that must be a thing that they do.

Speaker 1 And I never forgot about it. How often do we text honestly daily?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, we have our group chat, me, you, and Grace, which is pretty much every day.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then we do sidebar for some things. And I would say every other day we're sidebarring about something.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The thing is, we also consciously don't tell each other everything because Giggly Squad is important to us. Yeah.
Like I'll have stuff happen.

Speaker 1 I'll be like, and then we write it in the let's say we're writing the giggly squad notes every day.

Speaker 1 We also go in waves. Unless it's like something huge.
True.

Speaker 1 Then it's like a voice note.

Speaker 1 We do get it. We can't leave a paper trail.
This is the thing. When we do get into it, like we'll voice note for like

Speaker 1 six hours yeah and i think sometimes out of respect for each other we're like let's give her a break today

Speaker 1 i know i feel like that i'll be like she doesn't know where we couldn't be more low maintenance and like like if you said i'm not gonna talk to you for two months because i feel like you just need some time i'd be like okay

Speaker 1 But it's also like, you know, the senses. Like, I can tell when you're overwhelmed.
Yeah. And I'll send a text like, you good? And you'll be like, no.

Speaker 1 And then I go honestly She knows I'm here. She knows I'm here when you send that that's when I know like I haven't been living my truth.
Do you know what I mean? When you're like are you okay?

Speaker 1 Because I know in your head you're like you have a list of 10 things that like would fix whatever my problem is, but I'm not in that mindset to hear it. So you're like, it's okay.

Speaker 1 Just go at your own time. And I don't want you to feel alone, but I also don't want to overstep

Speaker 1 and try to like solve anything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, gosh. No, when I get a text message from you, and then I have another one from my mom, and it's basically the same thing.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm really fucking my life up because you're both will be like, Are you okay? Is everything good?

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Speaker 1 Who would play you both in a giggly cult biopic? Oh my god, that's such a good question. Daisy Edgar Jones, I think, would play you.
Oh my god, I kind of love that.

Speaker 1 I feel like Milakuna should play you. I know, but I feel like she's like older now.

Speaker 1 No, I mean,

Speaker 1 like to go next to Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, I guess.
You know who could play you if you want to be young. Sorry.

Speaker 1 What's her name? The girl who was Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if they gave her more of a cat eye.
Speaking of, the other day Craig said I gave Wednesday energy.

Speaker 1 And I thought he meant like the day of the week.

Speaker 1 And I was like, that's

Speaker 1 the meanest. It's so fucking rude.
I give the middle of the week hump day energy trying to get through it. That's like the meanest thing I've ever heard about.
And I think he did mean that.

Speaker 1 And then he said, no, no, no, I meant like Wednesday Adams. But I'm not completely sure.
And then I had a thought. Is that in the back? Is that a weird baby name? Wednesday? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's too on the nose of the character. Because I was just like, oh, could that be a cool baby name? Are you? But I don't like the nickname Wendy.
No.

Speaker 1 Are you going to name your kid a weird celebrity name? I feel like you are. Half and half.
One will be weird, one won't be?

Speaker 1 No, like my celebrity weird name is really like a play off my grandma's name. Yes.
But like people will think it's weird, but it's not. And I've had it planned since like Apple in high school.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not Apple. No.

Speaker 1 People are very strict about... not telling people what your baby name is because everyone's going to judge it.
Okay, not to bring up the pregnant community because I support them.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy now that I feel like asking people, like, oh, do you know what you're having? is like a rude question now.

Speaker 1 Because the amount of times that I like the answer is, I know, but we're not telling people. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 sorry. Like, I'm like, okay, I want sometimes I want to turn and be like, I don't actually give a flying fuck what you're having.

Speaker 1 Women are you running into?

Speaker 1 Honestly, a lot lot, like lately. Because I'm like, I wasn't trying to offend you.
I was literally just being nice. And then you gave me the weirdest answer back.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 And then you're like, can I guess?

Speaker 1 Can I guess? And some people, I've just never been in the camp of like, I want to be surprised because I feel like. Popping a baby out of your pussy is the fucking surprise.

Speaker 1 Like, I've never done that before. And that's going to be frightening.
So like the gender, I might need to know a few things. Also, how are you shopping, bitch?

Speaker 1 How the you're putting all yellow and green? I need pink bows, I need blue ruffles. Like, I'm done with that.
I'm so done with that. Sorry,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 Wait, I love when you get passionate about things that are it's just like I'm like, uh,

Speaker 1 watch you be like, We're not telling. We're actually not telling.
Are you going to do a gender reveal?

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 Probably, but like probably just for like my family and like you and Grace.

Speaker 1 Why do I really want to do a golf gender reveal where like you hit a bunch of golf balls and then it like goes into like powder? It's a golf ball. It goes into powder.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But like so waspy of you. Oh my God.
No. It was so waspy.
Are we going to do it in Connecticut?

Speaker 1 I was going to cut a freaking cake. Or I serve a tennis ball.
That would be two on the nose.

Speaker 1 That would be cute. That would be cute.

Speaker 1 Oh, gosh.

Speaker 1 This is actually the best question I've ever gotten.

Speaker 1 Some of these questions are gold. Okay.
If we were both kidnapped together, who would they kill first?

Speaker 1 For sure, me. 100% Hannah, because she's vocal.

Speaker 1 She's pointing out where they messed up, who's coming to get them. I've been paralyzed with fear.

Speaker 1 You're going to fall asleep. Yeah, I would have my nickels.
Paige, I think, is

Speaker 1 less impulsive than me

Speaker 1 in

Speaker 1 when the stakes get high.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm also more of a doer.
Yeah, I'm a freezer. You're a freezer.
I'm like, let me, I need to assess. Sometimes I do think I could, and I also feel like I'd try to be a hero.

Speaker 1 Like, I'd be like, I got this.

Speaker 1 I know what to do. Yeah, you wouldn't.
And they would back

Speaker 1 up.

Speaker 1 I would be like, please don't say that to me. I'd be like, look,

Speaker 1 I've been thinking about this. I would be plotting in my head.
I think more of like, how could we, could we get out of this window? Like, how could we, here's the thing. If I was being kidnapped, I

Speaker 1 feel like I would be like, look, I'm not going with you to the second place. So just shoot me here.
Just kill me right here because I can't do the second part. I will say that they would.

Speaker 1 If they were going to keep one of us alive, it would be you because I'm, they'd be like, that one's sweating.

Speaker 1 This one's not sweating at all. And it's like 110 degrees.
this one we could fold up

Speaker 1 in this locker room this one's not flexible her hair is very greasy she's giving a stench no you would pretty privilege your way where they'd be like we need that one i'd trick them into like yeah you'd be like i'd be in love with them yeah you'd be like what if we just dated

Speaker 1 You'd flirt your way. I'd flirt my way.

Speaker 1 He'd be looking at me and I'd be like, I'm going to kill you. And then you look, and he'd be like, his pants are eye fucking me.
She's so weird, isn't she?

Speaker 1 You would eye fuck him. Yeah, I would try and pull out whatever I could.

Speaker 1 Crazy thought that's so terrifying.

Speaker 1 Sorry, did I, did that, that one was the bad thought? No, that was not. After all the things we talked about,

Speaker 1 you know what I will say, though, about kidnapping, which I feel like we should say for the girlies, because we don't drive, like we don't go to parking lots ever, that there's like this whole epidemic of people putting like air tags on your car and then putting stuff on like your handle so that like when you grab your handle it's like some type of like chloroform basically and you literally just pass out and then that's how they take you where did you hear that

Speaker 1 I read it on TikTok

Speaker 1 so we know we know what's happening because something happened to this girl in Walmart and these guys pretended to work at Walmart they were like you have to go out to your car and she was just like no and then one of the Walmart associates was like, they've been handing girls notes in like grocery stores and department stores.

Speaker 1 And they're opening the notes. And whatever fumes are like making them loopy.
So then when they walk out to their cars, they're like,

Speaker 1 kind of don't know what's going on. And then they take it.
Never take anything from a man. And if you don't have your driver's license, it's okay.

Speaker 1 Honestly, what a time to not have your driver's license. What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive. What's Daphne's middle name? She doesn't have one.
She's like Cher. Yeah.
She's just Daphne.

Speaker 1 Well, she's Daphne.

Speaker 1 But I keep saying Daphne Reynolds, but I don't know who that is. I don't think that.
Debbie Reynolds. Is that what she is? She's like getting it.
She's like an old star. Hollywood star.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I keep just being like, Daphne Reynolds. Do you ever call her Dee Dee? I don't.

Speaker 1 I do yell because there's like a line from Bridgerton. Like the opening line of Bridgerton is, Daphne, you must make haste.
And I yell it all the time in my apartment when I can't find her.

Speaker 1 Wait, how is she doing? She's perfect. She's amazing.
She's gorgeous. Well, you posted a photo of her.
She loves looking at herself in the mirror.

Speaker 1 Can you take a photo every time she does it? Because it really makes my shit. She die.
It makes me feel good.

Speaker 1 The other day she just sat in front of like the one in my bedroom and just stared at herself. And I'm like, I have a scene.
Beautiful. I think your eyes are gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Freaky Friday edition.

Speaker 1 If you were in my body for the day, what would you do? Shave my legs.

Speaker 1 I would shave my legs. I would take an all-girl shower.
That's the first thing I would do. Well, that's the day.
That would It'll take 24 hours. I would get all the hair out.
All-girl shower.

Speaker 1 I would get a blowout

Speaker 1 and have sex with Des.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Okay, if I was you, I would yell at Craig on FaceTime.

Speaker 1 That's a fun one.

Speaker 1 I would confuse Craig on FaceTime. I'd make him think I'm mad at him.
And

Speaker 1 he's a different personality. I haven't met this one yet.
and then honestly i would do a photo shoot i'd want to like feel the energy of what it's like to be you on set

Speaker 1 where like it's just like every angle's hitting and everyone's like i'm really not

Speaker 1 every angle isn't always hitting what angle doesn't hit for you

Speaker 1 honestly like my left side sometimes like my smile is like fucked like my teeth look fucked up so like i can't if i'm on my left side i'm not showing teeth i love that for you thank you but on my my right side, I'll give it smile of teeth.

Speaker 1 Very nod on my left. That's so.
I always feel like, who is that one person?

Speaker 1 Not Demi Moore. Demi Lovato, when they said she had like an evil twin, was her in pictures.

Speaker 1 There was one photo that was not okay. Yeah.
Sometimes there is a monster side. For me, I've realized like if I put my head too low, like if I put my chin down, my forehead gets huge.

Speaker 1 And then if I put my face too

Speaker 1 then like it gives too much neck. Then the problem is when you're getting photos taken,

Speaker 1 you don't always know where they are going to be.

Speaker 1 Like their angle. Yeah.
So it's really a fucking crap shoot in these streets. It's fucking hard.
Okay. We have time for one more.
How do you fall asleep at night?

Speaker 1 Like what's your go-to when you're having trouble? Okay, you know what I've been doing recently that I never used to do I used to just like

Speaker 1 put my phone down,

Speaker 1 turn on the TV and watch it until like I fell asleep. Now I've been turning my TV off, obviously turning all my lights off.
Raw dogging.

Speaker 1 And just like closing my eyes and when I feel

Speaker 1 she goes, this is crazy. Close your eyes.
That one will help.

Speaker 1 No, but when I close my eyes, I only think about my breathing.

Speaker 1 Like I think about military. No, like I think about like, like, okay, I'm breathing.
I'm breathing in. It's going to every like cell in my

Speaker 1 30s. This is your 30s.
It also, I think, is like a little bit meditative. Yeah.
One thing I realized, I'm really good at napping and I'm not that good at falling asleep at night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I realized when I'm napping, I like get really excited about the idea of like letting my body go limp and just like being exhausted where sometimes at night you just keep trying to find a comfortable position.

Speaker 1 So I try to just like go limp and like

Speaker 1 lie to myself that I'm enjoying the like, yeah, like pretend I'm about to go for a nap in the middle of the day when I'm supposed to be doing the shit.

Speaker 1 So, you kind of trick yourself. I've realized, like, on nights that I can't fall asleep, it's genuinely because I haven't had enough alone time with myself.

Speaker 1 Like, I can't, I've never suffered from like, oh, I have to wake up early and I'm like, I gotta go to sleep. Like, when I turn the lights off and I, like, am I like, I gotta go to sleep, I can do it.

Speaker 1 But on the nights that I'm like keeping my light on or I'm staying on TikTok, I've realized it's it's because I haven't spent enough alone time with myself during the day like making up for a lot

Speaker 1 so I feel like I'm like I'm not

Speaker 1 I don't want the night to be over yet I do also think like

Speaker 1 if you can go on like a huck or a walk or some kind of exercise it does help because I'll get fucking it's not well you take a shower a lot and I feel like that relaxes your body yeah taking a hot shower at night

Speaker 1 put me right to sleep. I do have this one thing that I used to do all the fucking time in college.
I don't know why, probably because I like drank so much.

Speaker 1 But I would take these detox baths like at nighttime. They'll put you right when you put in the bath.
Do the bath as hot as you can stand it. So like guys can't do it.
No, they literally can't.

Speaker 1 They would burn. Do it as hot as you can stand it.
Equal parts Epsom salt, equal parts baking soda. Sitting there for like 10, 15 minutes.
Let the bread run. Don't pass out, you fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 Like drink enough water so you don't pass out. But right when you get out of the tub, you can't, you can't do anything.
So like don't think you're gonna get out of the tub and like do a task.

Speaker 1 You literally will lay down. I've like laid down in my towel, fallen asleep for the whole time.
Do you the baking soda?

Speaker 1 It's supposed to like detox your pores, like draw like toxins out, which like I don't know. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm not the actual doctor.

Speaker 1 Someone also said, if you're having trouble going to sleep, to imagine your house that you grew up in and do like a full tour in your head, like walking in and going into every room.

Speaker 1 And like by the end, you'll fall asleep. But I tried it, it didn't work.
That's traumatizing, I think. And sad.

Speaker 1 So sad. I mourn my childhood all the time and have no fuck I would not do that to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 Like, I just want to go back. It was so much easier.
I want my limited 2K.

Speaker 1 Put me on the face of the magazine.

Speaker 1 Well, you guys, we love you so much. Thank you for giggling.

Speaker 1 Also, we sold out of the merch. Oh, my God.
Voice rest merch. Fuck yeah.
I think we're going to start doing like a monthly limited drop

Speaker 1 that we're saying during the time because you guys will be like, make this. And we'll do it.
And I'm really excited about that.

Speaker 1 We have some tickets left. I actually want to say the cities that there's still tickets available because I've been just being very general.
These are where the most tickets are available.

Speaker 1 Atlantic City. Let's go.

Speaker 1 Hard Rock Live. That's going to be a party.
Newark. we added another show in Newark.
We added another show in Madison. Badgers, let's go.

Speaker 1 Chicago, then. This is going to be my first time in Madison.

Speaker 1 Wisconsin. Honestly, like the Midwest, I feel like.
Other than I've really only ever been to Chicago. It's going to be fun.
You're going to love the Midwest.

Speaker 1 But Chicago, we added another show at the Chicago Theater. Chicago.
San Antonio, Texas. We have a couple tickets left.
Austin, we added another show. Orlando, we added another show.

Speaker 1 This is impossible to say. Mashantucket, Foxwoods Resort.
That's going to be lit. Mashantucket, let's go.
Cleveland, Ohio, we added another show. And we added Windsor.

Speaker 1 And we will be dropping another show for the New York City girlies to keep an eye out. Love you guys.
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