Giggling about fall trends, athlete love, and grilling

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan.

Wait, they actually look so cool.

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Trying is believing.

What's up, gigglers?

Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my grilling gigglers? Anything you were going to say, I was going to laugh. Why can't women grill? Like, why is that? Like, oh, women don't grill.
It makes no sense to me. Women have to be cooking in the summer.
Like, oh, we're making the food. I mean, not me.
And then, but God forbid we grill. Yeah.
And then God forbid we become the head chef. And a lot of Father's Day gifts are like grill master.
That's the only gift you can give your dad. Yeah.
Have you ever grilled? No. But I've also never cooked.
Maybe the stereotype is correct for us.

Because we don't grill.

I saw a girl grilling on Instagram and I was like, this is the most feminist shit I've ever seen.

I was like, fuck the Olympics.

This girl's grilling.

Should we just like buy George Foreman's and plug him in in our apartment?

We need to start somewhere.

Yeah.

Also, why is it George Foreman?

Why not Georgina Foreman?

Well, because the guy that invented it's name is George Foreman.

And, you know. Do you know that he named all of his kids George? That's something you would do.
Google George Foreman's children. I think it's true.
But I think it's true. It's giving Leo season, and I'm here for it.
Well, I have always wondered, like, why don't women name their daughters after them the way men do? People are trying to figure out what Justin and Haley are going to name their kid, and people think they might name it Baldwin. But then you, like, call it Baldy.
No, they say you call it Winnie. I actually kind of love that.
I know. Baldwin Bieber.
Baldwin and name her Winnie. Winnie.
There's a lot of Georges, but there's also Natalie, Leola, Georgetta, Frida. But there's a George Jr., George III, George Foreman IV, the fifth, sixth.
Yeah, he named all his sons George. Yeah.
Isn't that crazy? The things men do not to go to therapy. No, like that's an insane move because you know that the fight with his wife must have been and she's like, we can't name another one George.
Also, it's like the pain to get that baby out of your pussy to then have it named like what do they say? George number one, George number two. And like a lot of people say like the most narcissistic thing you can do is have a child.
People be what they're saying. People be like, you're selfish for not having a child.
But it is selfish to have a child because it's for you. It's not for them.
They didn't choose this life. You want something that looks like you, acts like you, and like is you walking this earth.
We have enough yous. I also realized that we are on the board of the childless cat ladies community.
No, we're there. We're the exact demographic he's speaking to.
We're kind of the forefront of the childless cat ladies community. We're there.

We're the exact demographic he's speaking to. We're kind of the forefront of the market.

Also, what are the...

We didn't sign up for it, but here we are.

What are the chances I got a cat like four days before?

I think you pissed them off.

They're taking all our women.

Like, as the president of single cat women, I will speak for all of us. How dare you? I thought we both act like we're single.
I know. But you're married.
So it's like, it's like you don't have to talk about it. But the truth, I don't have a boyfriend.
No, you don't. You don't.
You don't have a boyfriend. It's actually so funny because whenever Craig says stuff like, oh, you're like going and doing this or like, oh, you said this, like blah, blah, blah.
I always say, Hannah has a husband and he's not mad. I'm like, Hannah makes fun of her husband.
I'm trying to get one reaction out of my husband. We just poke the bear all day and we get nothing from him.
It's a joke. It's a joke.
Speaking of husbands, I just heard that this family or this bride and groom got an owl to bring them their rings as the ring bearer and the owl flew away with their rings. As he should.
As he fucking should. Gotcha, bitch.
And that's an instance where I'm calling PETA. That's what you get for trusting a feral bird.
PETA actually commented on one of my posts of Daphne, and I immediately, like, straightened up. I was like, oh, my God, PETA's in the room.
I know, the judge. No, Peeta's like really, really scary.
It just reminded me of when Pete Davidson got in a fight. Yes, that was a fight I'll never forget.
About how he got a puppy Labradoodle and he was like, I'm allergic. So I had to get a Labradoodle.
That was my favorite. That was peak.
Was that this year? Who even knows? It feels like yesterday when I think about it. But this is what that couple gets for not eloping.
Like, this is what you get for doing a showy thing. How did they think the, did they tell the owl? And now it's your cue walk down the aisle.
How the fuck did they think the owl was going to walk to them, give them their stuff, and then what? Fly away? It's also giving. What are we overcompensating for? Get fucking married.
If you have to get an owl to come in and bring it, you're distracting people. Someone's cheating.
Also, I wonder what the significance of an owl was to their relationship. Significance, shmishgificance.
It's all made up shit. I feel like it is funny to start a company being like, an owl is going to bring you the rings and all owls just fly away and then you sell it on Etsy.
The ring. That owl like swam.
That owl flew to his girlfriend and was like, look what I got us. Look what these dumb humans let me do.
Yeah, like what what are the owls talking about when you were like a kid and they would do like showing animals would you raise your hand ever to be like let me hold the crocodile never see that's another huge massive difference between us yeah my hand was raised before they asked yeah like a perfect example is like living in New York city. There's so many people like walking their dogs and I can be with any friend walking down the street.
My friend is stopping for whatever dog. Not once in my life have I ever stopped.
Not once in my life because I don't know you. I don't know your dog.
I don't know your vibe. I'm not bringing it into my world.
See, I am like you at that where I don't know dogs. Yeah.
And I'm not going to assume they want to be touched. I have so much respect for animals.
And as a cat, I would never. I've seen my friends roll around on the ground.
I go, you look ridiculous. You look ridiculous.
Get up. We're going.
And now we have to go. But it's like touching a woman's pregnant belly.
It's like you have to frown upon. Yeah.
You don't just touch it. I think, but I don't think a lot of people know that.
Obviously it depends on the relationship. I was just going to say, I feel like if I know you, I'm touching it.

My thing is, like me and you, we never touch because we have our own issues.

But I will be offended if you don't touch my pregnancy.

But I would give you at least some, like you know how a cat, you put your hand out, let that cat smell your, and then you slightly go.

That's what I would do.

I would reach, I would stop and look.

And you would let me put my bump into you.

I would do the hitch, the 90-10 for the kiss.

You go little, let the bump come to me.

Oh, God.

This is so sick in my head.

Talk about, like, us acting like we don't have significant others.

When I think about being pregnant, I think about, like, what are we going to be like?

Like, sitting on a couch together.

That's why I really want to do it together. Should we just have it together? I can't believe no women in STEM have figured that out yet.
At this rate, I feel like we're going to get pregnant at the same time. Wait, we definitely are.
Wait, I completely forgot to tell you this and I was laughing so hard. So Friday night I went to the Yankee game with my brother.

And you know how like before they start the game, they do things like on the field, like someone throws the first pitch.

They had a high school from the Bronx and it was all women in STEM.

It was a group of high schoolers like and their women in STEM club was like being honored.

And I was like, OK, universe, let's say hello. I didn't know the gigglers were showing up today.
We were so cute. They were all like, and there was one girl, she was like the president of the club and they like went through all their names.
And I don't think I've cheered louder. I cheered louder for the women in STEM than any part of the game.
Also, I love that when you go to a Yankee game, you like never post the actual game. You just post the aesthetics of the hot dog on your outfit.
Yeah. And that's all we're going to get.
Yeah. Not a field.
Was it fun? It was actually very fun. It was a rain delay.
Fun! So I looked at my brother and I was like, I'll kill you. So no one won or lost? Everyone just had fun? No, then they played and then I think the Yankees ended up losing.
I left by the seventh inning. You know that traffic.
You got to beat it. You got to beat it.
I can't do that traffic. I did see a TikTok about someone being like, there's always that one person that can't enjoy the event because they're obsessed with how we're going to get out of the event.
Yeah. That's me for sure.
I've turned to that too. But I think that's a New Yorker thing.
Like my parents were always like,

we got it.

I don't care if it's tied up.

Before the fourth quarter,

you have to leave

or you're never getting home.

No, people are going to get

so mad at me,

but the best decision

I ever made

at the Taylor Swift concert

was leaving

before it ended.

Say goodbye to Google Squad Podcast.

Because that fucking traffic.

No, it's insane.

I got back to the city

in 20 minutes. It was beautiful.
Can I say something so fucked up? Yeah. Dez and I got invited to the VMAs and it was amazing.
Like the most insane red carpet ever. It was so fun.
We finally get some hot dogs. We get down to our seats and we looked at each other and we're like, we're not doing this.
No. And he was like, we're not doing this.
We finished the hot dog, got up. And left.
Was back in the city in 16 minutes. No.
It took us two hours to drive into the city. It was in New Jersey.
Yeah. So did I go to the VMAs? Yes.
Did I watch them all? Yes, from my couch. I literally was home in time to watch it from my couch.
No, that's a perfect thing that you don't need to stay. Another argument.
Super Bowl. I want to be at home.
I want to watch the commercials. Unless a brand invites us this year.
Unless a brand invites us this year. Would you go? I, yes, I would go to the Super Bowl if I was going well, this is a loaded question.
I'd have to go the way I want to go. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Which you can't really do always with the brand because they'll be like, you got to do this and that and this and that and this with these people and that. Yeah, like, so I don't, I feel bad.
Actually, same thing about Taylor Swift. I felt bad taking a Taylor Swift ticket because I was like, are you sure you don't want to invite someone that's a bigger fan than I am? And then Craig was like, I want to go.
So like, that's, I was like, okay, well, we found our fan. And so that's really the only reason I went, but I felt bad.
I was like, there's another girl that would like cry for this like you should give it to her and then Craig was like also can we normalize Taylor Swift fans as in me who I love Taylor Swift I I love her music I love so many of her songs but I haven't I haven't like been like a full Swifty but there's no room for us. It's like you either have to be a Swifty or you hate her.
And I'm like, I enjoy Taylor Swift. I didn't know I had to know every word of all her extended albums.
I think for our age specifically, it's because we're the same age. Yeah, so her music we were a little late to maybe? I feel like in high school, like it very much, it was more like the younger girls.
Yeah, like I feel like it did relate to like some things in high school, but then like as you get older, you get out of like, oh, I'm so obsessed with this one, like celebrity, you kind of like grow out of it. And then once we were in our 20s and she like really got big and it was like no yeah I love Taylor Swift but I'm not obsessed with her the way like 15 year old girls are now I think also me and you are weird we're like we are so fucked up in our own heads that we don't have the capacity to like idolize anything no I wish I loved anything the anything the way people love Taylor Swift.
They've never met her. They'll never meet her.
They've never spoken to her. They love her.
I wish I cared for anything like that. People will say it's like mental illness to be obsessed with a celebrity, but I would argue the opposite.
You found happiness. Like if playing one song could make your day or her, like, I wish anything.
Anything brought me joy like that. That I feel about foot fetishes like if I wish all I had to do was look at a foot and I was having crazy orgasms instead I have to fucking like I have to watch like two hours of porn yeah you have to be like so you have to be ovulating yeah you have to the room has to be thought comes in, you're like, I lost.
He can't say one thing to annoy me. Yeah.
So anyway, speaking of dicks. I love how we really try to have good transitions.
I love it. But there's no logic behind it.
Continue. No.
Yes, as you were. As you were.
Did you see that guy who lost pole vaulting because his dick hit the thing? Yeah. And like, I feel like he can't be that mad about it.
I think, I mean, the pole vaulters, I have a lot of thoughts. The fact that any of them have like long hair or some of them are wearing like long earrings.
I'm like, that could be the difference between a silver and a gold medal. I think it's an absurd sport.
Yeah. Like I don't.
Here's the thing. I think it's an absurd sport.
I also think it could be my hidden talent. I do.
The pole vault? Yes. Grace, can you figure out how we can pole vault? Because that sounds like a vlog I'd want to watch.
My whole life, I've gone through my life in any sport I've tried. I've thought, this is going to be my hidden talent, and I'm going to blow you guys all away.
Yeah. And I have yet to find it.
Beer pong. Yeah, but that's like...
Not respected in the community. Yeah, it's like a phase.
How is there not an Olympic beer pong? Right. There's.
Break dancing. Pole dancing.
I think my extreme sport is literally what can I reach from my bed without getting out of it. That truly is the.
I'm actually really not good at that because I have a long torso, short arms. Right.
So the weight doesn't work. You're like the Simone Biles physically for getting things from your bed.
With your fingers can like hook something. No, you should see things that I've like inched over.
I'm like, just a little bit. Got it.
You know who you want at a dinner party? You want me. And you want me in the middle because I can reach literally everything.
Thanksgiving, my family stresses me the fuck out because I can like reach everyone. Wait, that's a really good question that no one talks about.
When you walk into a group dinner, which you know is my nightmare and you have a choice of where to sit first, what's the, where should someone sit? I mean, I think it's all about like the person that's like right you. So I don't care where at the table.
But this is an interesting question. At your parents' house, do you have assigned seating? Like silent assigned seating? A hundred percent.
Yeah, where are you? The awkward thing is when you bring your new boyfriend and he sits in your mom's seat. And you're like, oh.
That's not. You can't sit there.
Hey, excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second? You just ruined the whole night.
What's your position in the silent assigned seating? So it's so funny because it's always, no matter what house we move to, it's always the same one. Yeah.
I'm sitting at the one like facing the wall. My dad's on the right.
My mom's on the left. My brother's across.
You're facing the wall. Your dad's on your right.
Your mom's on. Is your mom the head of the table? My dad and my— Or your circle table.
Square table. Okay.
And my dad and my— Oh, but then, actually, in Sheldry Island, my brother's on the left, and my mom's across, and my dad's on the right. It's always my dad on the right.
Yeah. I'm always to my dad's right.
Interesting. I'm always to my dad's left, but sometimes I'm not allowed when we're at restaurants, I'm not allowed to sit next to my dad because he thinks it's funny to grab like by my knee and like squeeze it where it tickles.
And then we get into like kind of a physical altercation. And then my mom's like, you guys can't to each other and then I'm like he fucking stopped I was it's funny walking into a restaurant with my family because this has to be some type of childhood trauma when I'm walking into a restaurant with my family in my head I think where would my dad want to sit so that I don't sit there because I know like the seat that he wants he the patriarchy.
Yeah. He doesn't want, he wants to be able to see and he wants like a wall behind him.
It's funny the little ways your dads fuck you up. My dad once, when I was little, he ordered a lobster.
Yeah. And I didn't really know what a lobster was and I ordered a flounder.
Did you know what a flounder was? Honestly, honestly no so the food comes and I'm like fuck this bitch ass flounder yeah that shit looks crazy yep and I guess I looked at him and I was like I want your lobster yeah and as an adult he should have been like too bad bitch yeah next time you get the lobster we've learned enjoy your flounder and he goes you know what let's trade i'll give you my lobster so you think what a great dad to this day he holds it over my head to be like remember when i gave you my lobster oh my god like he'll bring it up all the memory of a camel and then he did this thing when we were in the car where whenever we'd like be fighting in the back or annoying he'd be like don't make me click the eject button no why do dads love that and I guess he thought it was funny but for me it's like no I've never seen someone ejected by a car but I'm not about to fuck around and find out no I actually can't go through a drive through like a normal person I remember the first time I went through a drive-through not with my dad, and everyone in the car told me to calm down. They were like, your energy is like really intense.
I'm like, well, you don't know what you're getting when you pull up to the window. Like, you have to know.
Before they start talking, you have to know. Like, my dad would stress me out so much.
And if you didn't know and give him your order right when they started talking, he would cut you. He would say, he'd be like, next, too slow.
Gary, you're up. And like, you'd have to say it.
And then if you ever wanted to add, oh, and also, no, time was over. You can't add that.
Oh, my God. It was literally like being in the military.
So like the first time I went to a drive-thru, I'll never forget it, with my favorite ex-boyfriend. We went through a drive-thru and he told the drive-thru person, I need a minute.
And I looked at him and I was like, we can't take a minute. They're doing their job.
Like there's people behind. He was like, you can take a minute, look at the menu.
And he did it like in such a calm fashion. And I was like, I think you just healed my inner child.
But also like how fun is panic ordering? Yeah, because you're just like, I'll take it all. I never read the menu before I go somewhere.
Like, I like being surprised. I could be surprised and be like, wow, this menu's shit.
Like, that's just how the day is. Or be like, between two things.
Then you always ask the waiter. He always says the one thing you don't like.
Then you have to awkwardly be like, thank you, but I actually, no, thank you. Yeah.
And then you panic and order the wrong thing. And then the thing, the person's eating next to you always tastes better.
Craig kept doing that in Italy and I kept getting so fucking annoyed. He kept asking the waiter like, oh, well, like whatever your favorite is.
And like they don't really speak English. And so like the way he was saying it was like, I'm deciding.
But I'm like, you don't need to give them all those words. Like they don't give a shit what you're ordering.
They're not eating it. Manja.
Wait, can we talk about the controversial thing he asked for in Italy? What did he ask for? Hot sauce. No.
Brought up? No, my dad's not over it. Like he actually brought it up not too long ago on the phone with me we were laughing about italy and your dad was like you'll never guess what craig ordered no he kept asking oh any chance you have hot sauce and they like kept looking at him like like sriracha yeah they were like we don't know what you want and so like one place brought over like chili oil and he put it on his pasta.
And my whole family just like I could see them in their seats just being like, oh, my God. Like he's a liability in Italy.
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Des calls me this morning. He goes, can you not send me food memes? I go, what? He goes, well, I'm not watching your food memes.
I go, it was a sourdough chocolate brownie and we love sourdough and like people it was like inside thing he goes oh just stop sending me the food stuff i'm literally des and i was like you haven't watched any of my reels the sentence answered that yeah yeah i'm not watching any of your freaking reels, like my messages to Des is just me sending. And I literally said, okay, I'm sorry for sending you.
I literally apologize. I was like, that is an oversight on my end.
I thought you were going to be more interested in this. Wait.
No, that's so funny. And I send you so many.
Like, this is literally me. To Des? No, that's me and Craig's conversation.
And then I'll say one like, ha ha. Or I'll be like, that's a cute one.
I did send him a smash sweet potato pizza. Again, like, yeah.
Because you just see something and you're like, quirky, fun. Cute.
Ooh, that'll go to Des. That'll go to Paige.
He likes potatoes. It's Irish.
He was like, stop sending me food. And then I'll send him cat stuff.
Yeah, he just doesn't even respond. But I don't even know he doesn't respond because I know he sees it.
Yeah. That's all that matters.
Do you look at mine? I look at all of yours. I know you do.
No, I look at all of them. I don't need your affirmation.
Right. It's actually, if you double tap, then I'm like, oh, do I have to respond to that? Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. Low maintenance, low maintenance.
I am in a good mood, though, because there's some trends that are favoring me for once. For once.
Oh, wait. I was, before you say this.
Yeah. I have to do, I'm doing a fall fashion segment for the Today Show in two weeks.
So I'm like, you know, just on my computer looking up all the fall fashion. The number one trend.
Shorts? Ties. Like, the number one trend is elevated work wear, but, like, outside of work.
It's, like, siren slash, like, 80s work office, and it's all ties. You know when you watch one thing on TikTok and then it shows you, like like a hundred things like that? So I click on the trend things.
I like to know the trends because I want to be able to talk to you. I have something to talk about.
And the girl was like. I was just going to say, how did we even get here? Because I think I started this with like that one Olympics dick.
And it's like, where did we get here? Did we even talk about it? We're decentering men. So this girl was like, ties are really in.
Like Ayo Edebiri is wearing. Who? Ayo from.
I think I mispronounced her last name. Ayo from The Bear was wearing it.
Zendaya was wearing it. And then she goes, Hannah Burner, if you know, you know.
And I was like, uh. She's like, this is kind of niche, but Hannah Burner.
Do you want to hear something about it here too? The gigglers literally, they keep me humble. I love them so much.
So I'm sitting outside a coffee shop, as one does, because I sent Des inside to get it. And I'm sitting there a car stops and I'm like I'm gonna get kidnapped yeah and a girl jumps out and she runs up to me and she's like hey like I'm a giggler and I was like what's up bitch and she was like I know it's weird that I like jumped out of my car and like ran up to you but like it's crazy that I ran over that kid and then punched that dog in the face I just wanted to really say hey hey.
But she looks at me and she goes, I'm sorry I ran up to you, but you just look so normal. Honestly, in the world we live in, what a compliment.
Like, what a just, let's normalize just being like, hey, you just, you look average. You look normal and average.
And I know she meant it just like, you just seemed like a normal person. Yeah.
And I was like, no, that's me, normal, for sure. And she was so sweet.
We took a photo, and I walked off, and Des came in. He's like, what's up? And I was like, I think someone just called me ugly.
No, not too long ago. I was with like two, two guys, two like guy friends that like don't really give a shit about me.
Like in terms of like, they don't care about anything. Older woman came up with her daughter and the daughter was like so sweet.
And the older woman said, oh my God, you're so in person and I just said like thank you like oh thank you so much and then we walked away and my two guy friends were like wait that's so fucking rude like and I was like no she meant it in a nice way but like I get it when you see someone that you've been like listening to or watching on tv like you're gonna panic and say something insane but her saying you're so normal i really did take it as a compliment but also like it's not her fault i literally woke up and it was like 11 30 a.m and des was like can you come outside to get and get coffee with me and i was like no like it's the morning he's like it's 11 30 no so i pajamas and, like, hair a mess, was just sitting outside this coffee shop. I thought you blew dry your hair, put makeup on, and didn't wear your pajamas.
Imagine I just have a full glam at 11 a.m. in West Hampton.
No, she was like, you just look normal. And I'm like, bitch, one thing I can do is I will bring that normal.
I will serve normal. I have a good Daphne story.
I'm all ears. First of all, she's, I don't want to say.
Are you crying? Did you just start crying? She is the most perfect cat. I haven't met many, but I know that she's so much better than them.
No, she is. And so I realized I'm really not a cat person.
Because I've been having so many people, like, show me pictures of their cat. And I'm like, that's crazy.
It doesn't hold a candle to adopt me. But anywho, here for it.
And it's much, it's like children. Like, I feel like I'm not a kid person.
But, like, I'll like mine. She's very similar to me because she's so smart.
She's just so cunning. She knows exactly what's going on.
But at the same time, she's very dumb. And she'll do things that I'm like, just when you think she really knows what's going on, you're like, do you even know who you are? She's never met a mirror she doesn't love.
Like she'll literally watch herself walk by and I'm like that's my daughter that is my full daughter but sometimes she'll also look behind the mirror to make sure her cat's not there and I'm like you're stupid you're really stupid so the other night my brother was spent the weekend and he was in the living room and I have like two doors to my living room and I always keep like one of them shut but like the other one's open so that she can like go in go out whatever in the middle of the night he must have gotten up and like shut the door and didn't realize that like she was in there so he said it's like around like 7 a.m she starts like poking him like waking him up and he's just like okay like stop like get away from me and she him up. And he's just like, okay, like, stop.
Like, get away from me. And she's, like, crying.
And he's just, like, ignoring it. He then smells something.
And he's like, oh, my God, Daphne, like, is farting. Because she does fart all the time.
She literally reeks. He, like, moves his head over.
She had literally shit right on his head. Right on head and he runs in my bedroom wakes me up he's like your cat shit all fucking over the place and my first thing was like on my couch like on my white couch and I'd put like a sheet down for him to like sleep on the couch and he was like no she actually did it in like a very neat and tidy way but he was like I didn't And it didn't know she like, I locked her in there.
And so Daphne loves revenge. And for that, I'm like, you're my full daughter.
Cats are so funny. Butter got into this, like she loved going into this particular closet.
Like she just likes sometimes hanging in this closet on her own. Like I'll go in and she's like, I'm in the closet.
closet and get out so at one point one morning she was like waking me up and she never wakes me up she knows that mom is not moving yeah like 11 a.m I'm like what do you want so I get up and I'm following her I'm like do you want food and she just leads me to the closet and the door was closed so I open it up and she's like thank you and she goes no they're so, they're so smart. I like don't get it.
But then sometimes they do shit where like I'll throw a tree and it like hits them on the forehead and then they like can't find it. No.
And I got a litter robot that she's like fully using now. And it's great.
It's great. No, it's great.
I should get a litter robot. No, Hannah, it's fucking great.
Can you put the link in the newsletter this week? Yeah, I will. Because I't know if you were gonna bring up to me that like cat shit is way more vile than any dog could ever even imagine okay this is the thing I feel like dog pee and poop is like literally human which kind of grosses me out like it's like a human shit yeah we're like cat pee and poop is so smelly it's so it's on a dip i'm like are you sick i literally was googling i was like there's no way my five pound cat just dropped this but that's why these the litter is so important because it could be so potent where potent where it literally will mask it so it smells like chemically.
No, it's the best thing I've ever invested in. It's important.
I'm really happy. And she's so smart.
She like goes right in it. I'm just like.
No, she's a genius. This is the thing.
Not all cats are good with like too many people. Some are more social, some other ones.
But everyone will love their own cat. And I stick by that.
And it's funny because I was thinking about how me and Sierra met. And how people didn't understand our connection.
Now that you have a cat. You see how I was sitting in the house.
Scared. Fighting for my life.
Sierra walks in. New girl.
And I look at her finger. And she has a cat ring.
And I said, said I love you. I said I don't know you.
I get it now. And everyone wants me to hate you.
I love you. Yeah.
I don't care what they say about you. Yeah.
I don't care who's in my ear. She said just stop talking about Jasper on this podcast.
Oh yeah we got a text. She was like hey are you talking shit about Jasper? And we gaslit her.
We go we never spoke about we would never talk about how he's so misbehaved no but jasper like she likes when he's naughty yeah she does so speaking of the trends that i back to me that i think are really good for me yes hair so you know how like the blowout was really in yeah i still love but like it's so hard for it to stay like it's for me it just gets straight in like one hour and it's a whole rigmarole with the hair rolls what literally sorry I just like hiccuped um now the trend is gonna be undone waves and like really long long. Long? Looks like you didn't brush your hair.
Very Daisy Edgar Jones. Yes.
So I'm thinking that I'm about to be a hair... Influencer.
Influencer. And be like, hey guys, this is how I do it.
You roll out of bed. Tresemme is somewhere right now.
I'm going to get Hannah Burnham's email. I also learned I do have a hair type.
Because my hair, when I wake up in the morning, I don't have to do much to it.

It looks not great.

Where, like, if I think if I had curly hair or, like.

When Burnett Gaslit and everyone was thinking that I secretly have curly hair.

But I just haven't been taking care of my curls.

I'm still not fully over that.

Like, I do think I was on to something.

But people's hair can get curly.

But, like, when you have to do your hair in the morning, obviously it looks great this is a weird thing that I was like looking up on tiktok like I think it's because I like watching girls do their curly hair and like all the steps they have to do because I'm like this is insane that they have to do all of this and so like I always get hair like justice for them no justice because I'm like they're they're like, don't use this gel and this mousse. And I'm like, oh my God, this is a fucking lot.
And I always think about like, wow, their hair must smell so good right now. But yeah.
But they have to wake up at like 4am. Yeah, it's insane.
You tricked yourself to thinking that you had curly hair. Oh, so then I get this TikTok saying that if you are Irish and have like Irish ancestors, blood, there is a trait with Irish girls that the top layer of your hair is completely straight and the underneath is like completely wavy.
But you're not Irish. I am.
Wait, what percentage Irish are you? My dad is... Half Irish? Italian, Irish, and like.
And my mom's a hundred percent Italian. So I am like a little bit Irish.
I'm more British than I am Irish. Well, I'm not a hundred percent Italian, but I just say like my majority Italian.
So I just go with like, I'm Italian, but no. When are you going to tell me this? Um, it hasn't come up in the 800 episodes of Giggly Squad my heritage just hasn't come up so your dad's like a third Italian? yeah his dad was 100% Italian oh so your dad's half Italian but his mom was like a bunch of things yeah okay we're going to have to do the math on that so we'll just do a little I think we should do like a 23andMe for a vlog we have so many vlog ideas we have so many vlog ideas We're going to have to do the math on that.
So we'll just do a little. I think we should do like a 23andMe for a vlog.
We have so many vlog ideas. We have so many vlog ideas.
We're going to do it because we're going on the road. No, we're going to do a ton of vlogs on the road.
So we're going to be stuck with each other. Also, do you remember when I FaceTimed you and I had egg all over my face? No, and you like, we were like, so sorry.
And you wiped it on one side. And I was like, you have it on the other side, you absolute Neanderthal.
So we were calling me for like a business thing. You're like, hey, this is serious.
I was like, okay, well, you have egg on your face. So get a grip.
Gonna call me in the morning and tell me it's serious. For some reason, I don't care when I have food in my face.
And I almost think it's rude when people get upset. Like, okay, crazy, you have food in your face.
I'm like, I was eating, duh. Do you ever feel like it's rude when like a close, close friend calls you instead of FaceTimes you? Sometimes I'm like, okay, is this, am I, no.
Calling, text. You can even get that out.
You so offended so offended if you could tell me something text text or facetime yeah des and i are only we only call each other though see craig and i are only facetime each other i think that's because you're long distance yeah it makes you feel like he never faced before me. Like, he never even, he was like, who FaceTimed? My last trend, bikini bottoms are apparently getting bigger again.
Bikini bottoms. Because, you know, it's gotten to a point where you're literally just wearing floss.
Yeah, and you're paying like $200 for it. And I'm like, I could have literally made this.
What pyramid scheme was like, hey, let's just separate them and charge $200 for each one I'm buying Amazon bathing suits right like it's very rare that it always comes as a set yeah it's insane yeah and as a I'm on the board of childless cat ladies and big booty bitches wait I thought you were literally about to say some charity. I was like, what the fuck? As the head of the big booty bitches society, I can't just wear these bikini bottoms to a family barbecue.
No. It's not safe for anyone.
My labia doesn't even stay in it. So I have to get these like granny panty ones kind of to keep it all in.
But now it's becoming like. It's funny you bring this up because since it is like Olympics time, I was like watching all the gymnasts.
Oh, yeah. Where are their vaginas? No, truly.
Because I'm like one slip, you're out of there. Like are they wearing underwear? Well, I like to play the game do they need to be wearing something that small? Did you hear the track athletes got mad because they gave them, like, ridiculously tiny outfits? And they were like, yeah, I think they changed them.
I mean, yeah. It's unnecessary.
Also, even, like, the volleyball players, like, I get it. But, like, do you have to wear bikinis? And, like, if they want to, sure.
But I just want to make sure they're not being forced against their will. Like blink twice if you're being forced against your will to wear.
You know what's crazy too? Like I love watching the Olympics and I'm like all about it for the two weeks that it's on. But then it's like where are you guys the rest of the years? Like you never hear of like where the fuck is the gymnastics world? They're playing it but it's shown.
And that's why like it's so hard to make money doing it. And they feel so much pressure because if they don't get the gold now, they don't get sponsorships and they don't make any money.
Yeah. Side note, why are the men not wearing Speedos when they're playing volleyball? I would hate that, but it's a great question to bring up.
No, because it is it is kind of crazy their outfit like the volleyball girls outfits are like cute and like little does made me laugh so hard he he made a funny video about it where he was talking about when you first watched the olympics and you're like these people are fucking incredible yeah like everything they do they've put their whole life into this like they i don't care what the judges say like these people are insane yeah and then like three days watching it you're like sloppy yeah okay if you if you are not together you have to even practice if you had to pick a sport that you think that you actually someone just said this question I think it was t, where it was like, okay, for the next four years, you can quit your job. You don't have to worry about anything.
You can train. And which one you actually think you could make.
Well, it would be more the more like skill oriented ones. Yeah.
Like the, this one. What is that? The shooting one? Like.
Bone arrow? Yeah. Like that one's like...
Is that an Olympic sport? Yeah, so those like skill things where like if you just do it all the time. Yeah.
I think I'm going equestrian dancing horse, whatever the fuck that is. When Snoop Dogg was like, they're doing the Crip Walk.
Yeah, like, I don't understand how they train for that. It was going around.
Like, are they telling the horse like, okay, chasse. Back kickball change.
Like, how does the horse know to go on the freaking beat? Like, I need a documentary on those people because I feel like it's closer to the mer people than we would think. There's a rumor that Martha Stewart showed up because Snoop is afraid of horses.
So he stood by, this is a rumor, and held his hand during the equestrian. Wait, also, did you hear that Flavor Flav like basically sponsored the water polo team? No, that's amazing.
Like, is he the only feminist icon in this planet?

He was like, wait a minute. These poor girls aren't being, now none of them will have to work.
Good. He pays for them to like, that this is their only job.
Yeah. I do think there's like a hyper fixation and like addiction that happens, which like if you're going to be addicted to something, it's better you're addicted to like rowing than heroin.
But like I guess some of the sports I was watching like the javelin. And it's like all you do every day is throw this javelin.
Yeah. I think the decathletes do it.
But like or like throwing the like heavy ball. Like your whole day is just about throwing a ball.
And it's like, is that what God intended? And like maybe we all... Maybe for Miss Trunchable, but...
Maybe we all should just like hyperfixate on one skill. Right, and like that's it.
That's our skill. And that's what we do.
And then if you lose by 0.2 meters, you just are depressed for the rest of your life. Like when you're born, you're assigned to like a thing and like that's...
That's back in the day. It's like you're a woodworker.
I think that's like communism. I feel like we probably shouldn't promote that.
I feel like that's jail, actually. You know that Hannah and I have been really sticking to Pilates in 2025.
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When you were just being normal. When I was being normal.
These kids, you know when you hear something like someone spilled something and everyone goes, ooh. Yeah.
So like one of the kids spilled like an entire thing of coffee and the table next to us and we weren't really watching and the family eventually got up and was walking out and the two kids were at the end and I love hearing kids talk to each other. Love it.
Like Kid Conversations is so good. They need a podcast.
Yeah. No, they literally need one.
This kid was probably like seven and another kid was like six. And he goes, yo, that was type shit.

And high fives him about like.

Type shit?

That was type shit.

What the fuck does that mean?

I wrote, yo, that was type shit.

That's what the kids are saying.

So he thought it was hilarious that the kid spilled his drink.

Actually, they didn't say tight.

They might have said tight.

They might have said tight shit.

I thought he said type shit, but it's probably type shit. Google Urban Dictionary type shit.
Is type shit a thing? It's definitely a thing. Usually meaning psych or just plain sarcastic.
A joke. A joke.
That makes sense. That was funny.
Type shit. And Dez and I looked at each other and I was like, first of all, I want that kid to be my child.
Second of all, we need to start saying that. Type shit.
Yo, that was type shit it explains a lot you know oh one more olympics thing are you familiar with the czech doubles players lore that was so many words czechs doubles what no so this mixed doubles team mixed doubles means it's the guy and a girl yeah sinia kova and I think it's Machek, they win gold. And it shows them.
And it says they were dating for a long time. And they broke up.
But they said, let's do, we can do, we've been training. We're going to do the Olympics together.
And they win gold. And they're, like, holding each other.
And they're back together. Kissing on the mouth? It was, like, holding.
I don't know why I just asked. With the hand or with the mouth? And did they do mouth stuff? Did they go to second base or third base? And the reporters were like, are you guys back together? And they're like, we want to keep it private.
And people were commenting like, this is a Hallmark movie. Oh my God.
It's a day of her challengers too. But what I know about it is, yeah, mixed doubles, you have to have like chemistry with the person.

Because you have to like, like if I move one way, they have to know to move the other way.

You have to be able to keep each other positive.

Like it's a very emotional thing.

So if you had a boyfriend in college, just hypothetical, and he was on a mixed doubles team, would you inherently feel a type of way if they had like a flirty chemistry yeah I dated my high school mixed doubles oh well there we go wait I'm trying to think if this was an interesting story it kind of oh my god it kind of was I was new to the school as I show up to schools halfway junior year and I got put on the doubles team with him and he initially didn't like me because I came from like a Florida tennis academy thought I might be like stuck up and didn't realize like he's from you're so normal he's I'm normal I was like guys I'm normal ask the gigglers yeah but I was like I'm from Brooklyn he's from Queens I started to kind of get him to open open and like we'd laugh and like he'd hit a big serve and I'd be like that was huge like I would like be fucking with him joking with him and then he would like ask me to go to practice with him and then we'd like hang out after practice and next thing you know we like like kissed we're like kissing after practice and then we were like not telling people that we were dating on the—

You were keeping it private?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So it was like—

See, I feel like in high school when I got a boyfriend, I was like, guys, check your fucking texts.

I just went official on Facebook, bitch.

And then another guy on the team invited me to prom because he didn't know that I was dating the other guy.

So what happened?

Who did you go to prom with?

I think I ended up, oh my God, I don't remember, but I think I ended up going with the guy who asked me because the other guy wasn't going to prom.

He thought it was too cool for prom.

Probably because you had a date.

Yeah, something happened.

But maybe we weren't official yet.

No, that's when you have started to, I also have a horrible memory in general.

But that's what makes me feel the most old. Like someone will say something and I'll be like, I have no fucking idea.
Like that was in high school. I believe hypnosis works because we are all living based on made up memories of ourselves.
Like if you told me like that's literally not what happened, I'd believe you. So like if you've been telling yourself a story about your past life mental health moment coming, tell yourself a different fucking story because you probably aren't even remembering it right anyway.
No, my friends will say things from high school and I'll be like, I don't know, I wasn't there. And I'll be like, it was you.
You made us do it. And I'm like, I don't think so.

Well, it's almost like when you're like,

was that a dream or was that real?

Or did someone tell me that story about someone else?

Yeah.

No, everything's made up.

We're starting fresh every day.

I'm a new woman.

No, time is a construct.

It's just like all made up.

You can literally do whatever you want.

Something you guys have to watch. I have something too.
Ooh, tell me. Presumed Innocent on Apple TV, Jake Gyllenhaal.
Is it good? Okay, I'm really offending the Swifties this episode, but I fucking love Jake Gyllenhaal. I also immediately turn into a movie critic.
The acting in this show is so fucking good and I don't I feel like I don't ever really pick up on that unless it's like really bad or really really believable he is so good in it the whole show is so good I pride myself on being able to like predict things I'm like this is gonna happen this is gonna happen I really thought I had it I fucking could not have been more off. It's just, I binged it in a full day.
Like I watched it all like Friday night and Saturday. Apple TV like puts out a lot fewer things.
No, they put out one thing a fucking year. But it's fucking good.
But it's good. Like I'm sick.
Like Ted Lasso is still in the top 10. I'm like, this show's over.
Give us more content. Like Apple's really lagging on the content.
Yes. Severance is really good.
Slow horses is really good. But again, that was two years ago.
You're right. Where's the next season? Like I'm, here's the thing.
It's 2024. You're insatiable.
If you're giving me the whole series, know that that's done that weekend. So I need you cranking content.
holly yelling at right now hollywood i need hollywood to get it together i need more shows i need more episodes i need it faster i'm over here binging you know and like i don't know where you find the time either because your mother i find it i finished two love islands if she wanted to she would it's funny now that i've gotten to the point in my life where my friends are like no page isn't going like page is home it's so nice it's yeah like it's so great i actually came to the realization we've been like joking about it but i always was really ashamed that i wasn't excited to go to parties or social gatherings and I've like finally fully accepted that maybe I'm just weird and normal yeah no sometimes I get really nervous which this is also like not completely wrong where I'm like do I just like not get excited for things that other people get excited for like is that something in myself that I'm like oh my god oh my God, can't wait to like go to this club. I'm like, no, I don't want to do that.
But I do think it is we are just getting, everything gets repetitive. Yeah.
I also think just me saying I don't like going out doesn't mean you don't like doing anything. It means you like being in the like your own home,, your own space.
I'll hang out with you if you come to my house and we order my favorite Chinese food and we sit and watch my shows. Honestly, amazing.
No, amazing. Where the fuck do I sign? Something you have to watch that you'll love, it's about Rock Hudson.
Have you heard Rock Hudson? Yeah, who is that? He's like the most gorgeous Hollywood actor. I mean, his name was Rock Hudson.
In like the 50s? Yeah. Yeah.
And is it on, I think it's on Max. Okay.
And it's about how his whole life he was gay. Hollywood's like number one guy.
Like every romance. I mean, if you look at this guy, I watched the whole thing, and I'm like, I want to fuck that man.
Yeah. And how basically in Hollywood, everyone knew he was gay.
Mm-hmm. But it was so, like, they protected him because if it ever came out, he'd lose everything.
So, like, the makeup artist and the people on set, everyone knew. And he fucked, like, thousands of men.
Yeah. He had a guy, a guy they call, and the guy would just send over like the hottest guy to hang out with him.
So he lived this. Is he still alive? No, he died of AIDS.
Did he ever come out? He had to come out when he got AIDS. Oh my God, how traumatized.
And he's like, it was like 60, I think, around 65. And he was like.
It's on Netflix? It's on Max, I think. Okay.
But it was just crazy to see back then this like double life that he lived. But it's also like you think about so much of Hollywood was gay.
And they couldn't come out. Like the directors, the agents.
Right. They just loved Hollywood.
No, that makes me so sad so sad for people it was sad but he also lived like an amazing life where he'd be like

okay orgy in Santa Monica and then yeah and he just had this like close group around him orgy in Santa Monica sounds like a nightmare oh my god sounds like you need a couple doctors and a few lawyers but he was able to like live his life to the fullest because he wanted that dream of being the leading man. Yeah.
And it was very interesting. But he did, yeah, he had a really good circle of people he trusted who he like kept around him.
And I really do believe that the five people that you surround yourself with like makes you who you are. No no but do you remember when you like would leave a friend group or like graduate somewhere and suddenly feel like a whole different person and be like oh my god like when I would just share my ideas and my personality with them they were mirroring like the wrong shit to me I had a psychic tell say something to me this is years ago like when I first started going to a psychic and for whatever reason, this like really stuck with me.
And he said it was actually like kind of sad. He didn't say like he was like, I don't want to tell you that you're not going to have a lot of friends, but I want you to know that not all the people you know right now or even friends that you're going to make can come with you.
And I like at the time didn't get it. Like he was like, just know that when you lose a friend, it's fine.
Let them go. They can't go with you on your journey.
I have chills and I might have sent you this in a meme you didn't read yet or watch. Alas does.
You guys, I just put you on one thread. Snoop Dogg talked about how like you're as you grow, you have to lose friends because that's assuming that they all are growing with you.
And that's just not how life works. So like as you grow, you have to keep people who are like with you mentally, because if not, they will try to bring you down.
Yeah. Like they will or there'll be jealousy or like and whatever you're chasing or growing, like your friends have to be with you or like.
And I think. On the same brain wave.
Yeah. And I think also like when you have secret haters around you.
Yeah. That energy like seeps into your blood.
It's scary. Secret haters is like a very scary.
And here's the other thing. You can tell when your friend makes that switch because they could be like the most supportive.
Like they want you to do good, but they don't want you to do better than them. And that goes for boyfriends too.
You know, deep down, like if you were to leave a friend, how they would speak about you. Here's the thing.
Here's how you can tell if you have a good friend or not. If something good happens to you, it's who you can tell good news to.
Yes, who you're not afraid. And in your head, you automatically know, like, oh, I'm not telling that person.
Yeah. And, like, it's, like, a sixth sense.
I've been guilty before being, like, oh, I'm afraid to maybe tell this person because of my past and being, like, worried. And then you tell them and they're, like, you can tell they're authentically happy for you.
And you're, like, oh, my God, I was projecting. But there's also a difference of like, you, I think, suffer from, you don't want to put anything in the atmosphere and have the atmosphere fuck it up.
Do you know what I mean? Like in the universe. Yes.
So you keep things like a little closer because you're like, I don't even want to say it because what if I jinx it? True. But that's not you not wanting to say.
Or like, unless you sign a fucking contract, like I won't tell my mom things until like a contract is signed. That's insane.
Well I don't want her to get all excited. Yeah yeah yeah.
Cause you know like things don't happen. Yeah.
It's like mom I'm gonna you know like do this thing. Yeah.
I'm gonna be the president. Yeah.
I feel like at this point we could freaking do it. We could freaking do it.
Did you see that guy in Turkey shooting team that just came in

jeans and a t-shirt? And had his hand in his pocket.

And everyone's like got the

craziest gear on. He's like, can I turn this to the side?

I was actually thinking about chapsticks recently.

Have you ever like finished a chapstick?

Never. Because you lose it, right?

Yeah. Whoever

actually finishes their chapstick without losing it

should be the next president. Actually, one time in eighth grade, I finished a Blistex.
And I'll never forget it. Because it was the only time that's ever happened to me.
Because I kept it in my desk. Oh, my God.
Wait, I miss my desk. I miss my desk.
It was probably disgusting. No, I literally.
But it was my desk. No, that's two types of girls.
When you had to clean out your desk. I loved that day.
My desk was desk was always clean though so like I never like those kids that would like dump it and they'd have like the craziest shit coming out I'm like how do you it's literally two feet how are you even getting it in there like I had a cleanest desk I'm like where the what's in your desk you know what's funny is because I went to a private school on the weekends, the public school kids would come into our school and take religious classes.

Oh, yeah.

And they freaking steal our stuff.

So I could never keep my cool pens in like the front of my desk because they'd always get stolen.

That's crazy because as a public school kid, my parents did drop me off at Sunday school because my parents want to get drunk at brunch.

And I was like, Mom, what is this religion you're throwing me to?

How long was Sunday school?

Like an hour?

Like one or – like enough for them to like get drunk at brunch.

So probably like two, maybe three.

Oh, that's crazy.

Anyway.

Anywho.

Also, yeah, watch Rock Hudson.

Watch Sprint if you haven't.

It's good.

Oh, I haven't. It's good.
Oh, I haven't.

It's really good.

Okay.

Because they have Sha'Carri Richardson, who's, like, that girl.

Wait, can we just talk about her for a quick second?

Yeah, she's my everything.

Her knowing that she's so much faster than everyone, first of all, gives me life.

But second of all, her knowing that as she's running a race and then poses, like, for the camera.

Because she knows she's so far ahead of everyone. Someone tried to do a study because apparently her knees stay high like longer than other people.
And they were like they think that through physics like she actually could like run on water because she keeps her leg like she's so light on her toes when she runs. Something crazy.
But also part of me is like. So she's Jesus.
Yeah. She's Jesus.
So back to Sunday school. No, but if you're like going to win or lose a race by 0.2 seconds, my question is.
No. Are you afraid that your nails might slow you down in the air? Or their hair.
Or the hair. Sometimes they have long hair.
Some girls the hair is so long. Yeah.
That makes me. Like I would shave my head.
Same. I shave my pussy.
Shave my head. Same for swimming.
Swimming. I saw the girls in the swimming had a lot of nails, too.
And I'm like, is that illegal? Oh, maybe that's helpful. Yeah, I'm like, is that illegal, though? You're just like.
You have fins. I'm like.
I've seen a nail-ex extension in my day. Yeah, very interesting.
And then there's Noah Lyles. What's that? Who, he just wants.
I thought you were saying it's Noah Lyles. I was like, what the fuck is an Noah Lyles? No, Noah Lyles.
Noah Lyles here. Noah Lyles.
he just won. I thought you were saying it's no Aliles.
I was like, what the fuck is in an Alile? No, no Aliles. No Aliles here.
No Aliles. He just won the men's 100.
So he's like an incredible character because he's actually like the sweetest, nerdy, cutest like guy who's battled like depression and asthma. He's just like amazing.
He basically like wants track to be popular.

So he like talks shit and like tries so hard to like be the drama.

But everyone's just like, you're a sweetheart.

And he'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna beat these guys.

And everyone's like, okay.

Did you see the swimmer that loves the chocolate muffins from the Olympic Village?

Oh, I saw that.

All the TikToks are about the muffins.

And it's just like kind of hilarious.

Anyway, I appreciate the Olympics.

I do find it adds like a little anxiety to my day.

Just seeing people like have their dreams accomplished

or completely ruined.

Yeah.

It doesn't do well for my mental health, I realized.

So I have to like turn it off after four hours.

I also think it's so crazy because obviously like the Olympics are run by men and it's like a bunch of sports you know and it's like our world couldn't be more fucked up and they're like but guys we're gonna play basketball you know like it's such a dude mentality it's like okay but we are gonna see who the fastest swimmer in the world is guys like a guy could cheat on his friend's sister, and they'll be like, but we have to ball tonight. Yeah.
And it'll be cool. It's like, okay, but we're in a league.
Does that mean nothing to you? It's like, okay. We signed up, though.
I love ending the podcast in such a dark place. It actually feels good.
It feels right. Yeah.
We've been on a journey. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us.
We announced our voice rest collection last week. It sold out.
I do kind of like having these limited edition like phrases that we love. I saw one girl texted her friend and said that her vagina was on voice rest.
And that couldn't be more giggly coded. That's the next shirt that's coming out.
They go on voice rest as well. That's amazing.
So yeah, anything can be on voice rest if you say it is.

We have a couple tickets left on our tour.

A couple shows.

Yeah.

That's like gearing up.

My mom's like really nervous about our health.

She's like every day she's like, I need you to take your vitamins on tour.

Like I need you to get your rest.

I'm like, oh my God.

We will.

We'll make sure we drink water.

Yeah. Biggest lie I ever told.
Thanks guys. Bye.
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