Giggling about trad wives, Olympics, and fan behavior

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 3 What is up, my Olympic gold gigglers?

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. I feel like I haven't been able to watch any of the Olympics.

Speaker 3 I actually, I'm so into the Olympics for no reason. They're not easy to watch.
You can watch on Peacock, but then there's like too many.

Speaker 3 For someone with ADHD, I'm like, well, am I supposed to watch skateboarding, volleyball? I didn't even know I wanted to watch shooting.

Speaker 1 And then when they switch it, I don't like that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, because you get so invested in one person's story, and then they're like, and now time for swimming. And you're like, but what about the gymnast?

Speaker 1 Not to start the pod off on like a really dark note.

Speaker 1 But what is up with the one guy on Team Germany that they're like letting be on the team? And he's like a convicted convicted rapist

Speaker 1 like of like a 13 year old girl oh my god i didn't know this it's like very it's like very weird i feel like no one's talking about it i haven't seen it where did you see it tick tock

Speaker 1 no i people were talking about it and then i looked it up and on tick tock it was the girls were saying that he like went to jail for like four years. I'm also like very confused.

Speaker 1 Does each country have their own like rules? Set of rules and then like the people that are there from North Korea, do they have to tell like prepare them?

Speaker 3 This is the thing. Before

Speaker 1 like, oh, you're about to see the world. Like we like,

Speaker 1 oh, by the way, like this is what the world looks like. Do they, how do they not go into shock?

Speaker 3 I think that it's... This year is giving a little Hunger Games energy.

Speaker 3 I feel like we've never felt like it before. And now we're like, like, you know there's like Russia and everyone's like oh

Speaker 3 they're like how y'all doing you're like literally I feel like the Olympics is probably so much like awkward nervous energy no like it's there's wars happening and then they're like let's play like paddle no and then like break dancing look we support all women in the arts we do but i also want to know how do you get something to qualify for the olympics like what is the rigamarole?

Speaker 3 Also, shout out to Allie Reisman,

Speaker 3 the gymnast, who

Speaker 3 watched my stand-up special, and I was like, oh my God, this is crazy. Oh, my gosh.
She's been going on Instagram, like, trying to explain stuff because this is a problem.

Speaker 3 They'll have these commentators who are clearly like gymnast commentators, and they're not explaining it for people who, why would I ever be even able to see gymnasts at any other time?

Speaker 3 Why would I cyber?

Speaker 3 I don't even know where it is. So they're not explaining it for us.

Speaker 3 So Allie's trying to explain it, but there's a lot of like world championships, and they have to win the world championship to qualify.

Speaker 3 Honestly, I couldn't get through understanding most of the things.

Speaker 3 Also, do you know that countries pay people different amounts for winning gold?

Speaker 1 I saw that.

Speaker 3 So like China, if they win the gymnastics gold, they get like $700,000 or whatever that converts to in their cash. And then US, it's like 50K.

Speaker 3 And then like Norway, it's like nothing. And I'm like, I feel like one country gives you like a three-bedroom apartment.

Speaker 3 One country gives you a plant.

Speaker 3 A plant that's going to die.

Speaker 1 That's why I think it's just like so interesting from that perspective.

Speaker 3 America gives you a Kohl's gift cash card.

Speaker 1 They just give you points. They don't know what to, you get like a 16 handles punch card that's like halfway through.

Speaker 3 Sky Miles points. You get an Applebee's Dollarita.

Speaker 3 No, it's kind of weird, and it's giving hunger games, but also, I love how we've gone full negative. I try to be positive, but that's not the space we're in today.

Speaker 3 It's not the energy we're bringing to the function. This is the energy I want to bring.
Wait, I have another negative thing to say.

Speaker 3 You know what? I'm embracing it.

Speaker 1 I'm really disappointed at America's opening ceremony outfits.

Speaker 3 Wait, The fact you just said disappointed is the meanest thing you could say.

Speaker 1 No, because I was like, I'm just, I'm actually saddened by it because it's like jeans, that's like disrespectful. Like, let's dress up a little.
Like, no other country was in jeans.

Speaker 1 We have to make everything so dressed down. And it really, like, annoyed me.

Speaker 3 Are you crying?

Speaker 3 You wear jeans to the fucking opening ceremony when you disrespect.

Speaker 1 If they're gonna do jeans, they could have at least done like a darker wash.

Speaker 3 Yeah, at least do like a Capri.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, just we looked ridiculous. And we could have had like different styles.
Like, I was fine with the blazer, but we could have,

Speaker 1 I don't know, made it look more like lived in. You know, they all looked very like

Speaker 3 out of the box.

Speaker 1 They all looked very uncomfortable, I felt.

Speaker 3 But you know what? Athletes wearing normal clothes always kind of gives that energy, which is why, like, they should have done full skims.

Speaker 3 No, like, where is kim kardashian to save the day well they're sponsored by skims but i guess just the undergarments or something yeah look there's just a lot going on i do think it's funny the tick tocks of just like the olympians being like pretending they're in the villa like love island the rugby girl who's like iconic alana if i don't get a room at the satai i'm not going

Speaker 1 no okay that's the other thing here are these the best of the best athletes in the entire fucking world they're competing at the number one thing they work for and they don't have comfortable beds.

Speaker 1 How do they recover?

Speaker 3 No, this is this is the thing. If you're going to spend so much money on like stadiums or whatever they do, put a fucking,

Speaker 3 I don't even know how comforters work. Put at least a layer thing on it, a soft layer.

Speaker 1 Get me a feather bed to throw on top.

Speaker 3 Get a what are those hyper-pedic mat temper pedic? Get a temper-pedic.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like where's temper-pedic and they couldn't call mattress firm and be like hey quick question can you sponsor the olympics we actually know mattress firm like we're tightly could have put a call in because we're professional sleepers we i know a guy i would have got hooked him up with mattress firm like i am very concerned about their sleep well because didn't one of the gymnast guys like get a mattress sent in as he should i think he did but my biggest gripe with all of it is that these people train their whole lives in a lot of sports that like they only make money possibly at the Olympics and maybe the world championships so then they're just like on sponsors which is like not a lot of money and then if they don't win like

Speaker 3 that's it and then if they do win they get like sponsors for like two to three years and then it's it's over you have to figure it out no that would send me into a tailspin and like it's so admirable that you want to be great at something but i just feel like there's not enough money and i'm not trying to just be like get like yes, teachers should also get paid more money, but there's just something sad about putting your whole life into one niche thing and then being really great at it.

Speaker 3 And then two years later, when you turn 26, you're too old and you have to find a new life.

Speaker 1 That's literally me turning 30. You just described what went through my head turning 30.

Speaker 3 I was like, and now I have to find a new life.

Speaker 3 Like, what is this? Well, yeah, their whole identities in this sport. Also, shout out, my freshman roommate from Alaska is playing rugby

Speaker 3 and she's 32.

Speaker 1 Did she, did you ever go to Alaska to visit her?

Speaker 3 No. Her name was, her name was, her name is Alev.
Her name is Alev Kelter. And she, shout out Alev.
She

Speaker 3 did soccer and hockey at Wisconsin. She was a two-sport athlete, which was like insane.
And then now she's doing rugby. And I turned on the TV and they were like, Alev's beating someone's ass.

Speaker 3 And I was like, that's not a girl. Oh, Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Rugby is also like into. I can't believe they don't wear helmets.
That's all I could think of.

Speaker 3 The thing is, though, not to get all sportsy, but helmets can sometimes cause more CTE.

Speaker 3 As someone who knows a lot about CTE culture, because I have had sex with a football player once.

Speaker 3 One time.

Speaker 1 One time.

Speaker 3 No, but the Olympics are fun to watch. I just hope that...
Then,

Speaker 3 not to get all mental health about it, but then even when they win,

Speaker 3 they say that they all get depressed. Like they win the golds and then they get more depressed.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, it's like when people say that like after your wedding, you get really depressed.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because like you're like working for this thing, like you're planning it and then all of a sudden like it's over like the next day and then you're just like, oh my God. So I, that like.

Speaker 3 So is we telling people not to chase their dreams? Like is that the lesson we've learned?

Speaker 1 It's like it's not really worth it. Maybe

Speaker 3 you want what you can't have, and then when you have it, you're upset. But I do have to say, to be positive, if that's okay with you.

Speaker 1 Let me check. Yep, that's fine.

Speaker 3 Let me just check.

Speaker 1 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 A little chicken just came into the frame.

Speaker 3 Daphne is.

Speaker 3 Daphne.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 Paige, can we get a Daphne update? Can you tell everyone how she's doing?

Speaker 1 I don't. I'm scared for when I'm a mother to a human because Daphne's the smartest cat I've ever met.
She's obviously the most gorgeous. She is the most playful, the nicest.

Speaker 1 She has the best personality. She's all.

Speaker 1 She's well-mannered. Yep.

Speaker 3 She's regal.

Speaker 1 She sleeps through the night. She snuggles.

Speaker 3 She runs. She's just perfect.
That's the question that everyone is wondering.

Speaker 3 Is Craig jealous?

Speaker 1 Of how much I'm obsessed with Daphne?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, he's not because Daphne also, if there's one thing about my daughter, she is a whore. So she will lay on her back for literally anyone who's around to scratch her.

Speaker 1 And it's a woman's world. She can literally do whatever she wants.

Speaker 1 But no, so she likes him a lot. So he doesn't really get jealous.

Speaker 3 When he doesn't talk.

Speaker 1 Because she will go over to him.

Speaker 3 Do you have anything to say to people who say that cats are not affectionate?

Speaker 1 Cats put that out.

Speaker 1 Sounds like something a cat would say.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 1 they're liars. They're liars.
They're cheats. And cats definitely are doing their own PR.
They're like, don't get us.

Speaker 1 One thing about cats.

Speaker 3 We don't eat you. Cats jewel.
Drool?

Speaker 3 Jewel.

Speaker 1 Yeah, cats smoke cigarettes.

Speaker 3 Cats smoke cigarettes. Cats drool.
Dogs, they like have a weed gummy and then call the ambulance.

Speaker 3 I had like one final positive thought. Oh, yeah.
When I got married,

Speaker 3 the day after, I felt amazing. Yeah.
Because I was like, thank God it's over. And nothing hugely went wrong.
Right. And everyone's okay.
And we did it. And no one's mad at me.
Like, you got, yeah.

Speaker 3 Like, I literally would just wake up and be like, is anyone mad at me?

Speaker 1 And it'd be an hour.

Speaker 3 Okay, well, have a good day.

Speaker 1 Have a good day.

Speaker 3 Wait, can we discuss how like in high school when someone was mad at you, it was like the world was over? Like when one of your friends was mad at you?

Speaker 1 Well, everything in high school felt so permanent.

Speaker 1 And now, like, if someone's mad at me, it takes me two to three business days to even like get around to that. You know, I'm like, oh, and what is she pissed about again?

Speaker 3 No, that's so valid. I just remember when I'd find out someone was mad at me in high school, I'd be like, how could I be so misunderstood? And how could this happen? And why would it happen to me?

Speaker 3 And I would never, ever want this person to be mad at me. And it was like my whole life was about making sure this person wasn't mad at me.
And you're right. Now you can't keep track.

Speaker 3 You're like, get in line.

Speaker 1 I feel like you were so dramatic in high school.

Speaker 3 I was just trying to avoid, I wanted everyone to love me at all times. So when naturally something would happen and someone would get mad, it was like the end of the world.

Speaker 1 See, when someone would get mad at me, I feel like I would double down.

Speaker 3 Well, yeah, you went to an all-girls school. You guys were like doing like, you guys were like witches.
You were like putting spells on each other and shit.

Speaker 3 probably

Speaker 1 where i was always the new kid so like if i had someone mad at me that meant like we had nothing we had nothing we had no one to back us up yeah no that i could i honestly couldn't even imagine that because i went to the same school from kindergarten to eighth grade so even like going to high school i was scared and i had like 13 girls i already that were like going from my school This is how fucked up my life was.

Speaker 3 I

Speaker 3 transferred in eighth grade to to a school. So, like, ninth grade, all the new kids came, but I was still considered the new kid because I came in eighth grade.

Speaker 3 And then, even more fucked up, I went to a tennis academy, came back, started middle of junior year

Speaker 3 at a school. So, I just sat in a class.

Speaker 1 No, I just junior year is diabolical.

Speaker 3 Coming back from the holidays, you sit down, and there's just a new girl in social studies. And guess what was craziest about me? I was raising my hand.

Speaker 3 I was raising my hand. Like,

Speaker 3 who did she think she was raising her hand?

Speaker 1 I feel like I wouldn't, I would have crumbled with anxiety. Boys and girls, you know, boys and girls.

Speaker 3 But this is the thing. I was on the boys' tennis team, so it gave me street cred, but I wasn't.
But it always, wait,

Speaker 3 what a lore. What a fucking learner.
No, that's the thing about me. I was not.

Speaker 3 There were a lot of things I was not, but one thing about me, I had a lore. Yeah.
Because we're like, what what is going on with her?

Speaker 3 Because, like, I went to prom that year because I went with one of the guys on the tennis team, and people were like, who is this girl?

Speaker 3 But I remembered there were girls that I knew from like the city and Brooklyn from middle school. And when I came into the school, I was like, we're friends, right?

Speaker 3 And they were like, no, no, no, no, no. You don't just come in and get to this echelon because they were like the cool girls.

Speaker 3 And I was like,

Speaker 3 I was like, dude, we used to like have play dates in middle school. And they're like, we do heroin now

Speaker 3 and I was like okay

Speaker 3 fine.

Speaker 1 We don't have to be cool. Honestly, thank god that you were in like you couldn't do heroins.
No, you could have become a drug addict.

Speaker 3 No, don't you feel like the like really really cool kids at least in Manhattan like you had to do drugs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 3 Which is fucked up. Yeah, because you had to have money, like rich family and drugs.

Speaker 3 And I was so scared of both things.

Speaker 3 Rich families, what illegal shit.

Speaker 1 And now I'm like, if that's how I go, it's how I go. Either thing.

Speaker 3 Why do rich people have to do illegal shit?

Speaker 1 Okay, wait. This is a great segue because speaking of rich people, so I'm sure you've seen all the like ballerina farm stuff.

Speaker 3 See, I've seen it. Tell me the lore, our new favorite word.
Tell me the lore. Tell me.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 I was seeing it in like piecemeal like things. Like I was seeing it on girls making TikToks.
Then I was seeing some of like this girl's actual TikToks. And then finally, I just

Speaker 1 turned into an adult this morning, a full woman, because I have a New York Times subscription now.

Speaker 3 Would that mean you pay extra money on TikTok or you actually have a New York Times subscription?

Speaker 1 No, like I have a New York Times like article subscription where I can read.

Speaker 3 Because you wanted to read an article about the trad wife? Yes.

Speaker 1 And actually there were a few other ones that I wanted to read that I had kept in the back of my head.

Speaker 3 So do you have the app?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I'm going to like read.

Speaker 3 Do you have New York Times crossword puzzles now?

Speaker 1 I do. I've always had that.
I've always had that. Okay.
I just haven't been like Wordle and shit.

Speaker 3 It's not Wordle and shit. It's a lifestyle.
It's a religion. Okay.
Wordle.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm going to be honest. I can't, I don't like playing Wordle because, no, because sometimes I'm like, I'm like, okay, I'm not getting it, obviously, in four tries.

Speaker 1 And then I hear people talking. They're like, oh my God, it took me like two tries.
But then I got it.

Speaker 3 I was like, I wasn't even fucking close. Wordle, luck is involved with Wordle.
So don't let it make you feel bad about yourself.

Speaker 1 My mom and my brother were doing it on vacation, and I was starting to get pissed off. Over it because they were getting it so fast.
And then I was just like, you guys are stupid.

Speaker 3 Well, you're really pretty.

Speaker 1 So. Yeah, that's what my dad said.

Speaker 3 Okay, can you tell me what happened with the ballerina farm? Okay, I thought they were like planning ballerinas or something. Like, what do they mean for?

Speaker 1 So, essentially, there's this woman. She is a mother to eight or nine kids.
Okay, she lives in Utah. She's Mormon.
She got married at like 23. I don't know, early 20s.
She's married to a guy. He's 35.

Speaker 1 His family owns like JetBlue.

Speaker 1 So rich. They live on this like massive, massive farm.
And the article was basically about how she she was in the Miss American, like, for like, Miss America, but for married women.

Speaker 3 And it was all.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 3 That's so weird. Can we, can we cancel Miss America? I said it.
Can we stop? It's

Speaker 1 a scholarship program.

Speaker 3 So, but basically,

Speaker 1 she studied at Juilliard, and all of these people are so mad that like she didn't go on to like live her dream and stuff and instead she's been popping out like eight kids with no like drugs.

Speaker 1 She's like having them naturally and basically her whole TikTok is like taking you throughout her life. She makes everything from scratch.

Speaker 1 And she has all these kids and she doesn't have any nannies and she does everything. And everyone's saying like watching her videos like she looks miserable.
Like this has to be the worst life ever.

Speaker 1 So there was some discourse online of being like, She chose this life, like she's happy,

Speaker 1 she's happy, she can do whatever she wants.

Speaker 1 And then there's other people being like, I know, I know this type of woman, he's beaten her down so much, she'll never be able to get away from him because his family's so rich.

Speaker 1 She like lost out on doing her dreams. She really wanted to become a ballerina.
She's always dancing all this stuff.

Speaker 3 I do have to say, ballerinas have to retire at 18 when they get boobs, but could please continue.

Speaker 1 Yeah, ballerinas is also like a little bit culty culty so the first video that i ever saw that i was like introduced to this whole story was she's opening her birthday present okay and as she's opening it her husband's videoing her and she says i hope it's tickets to greece

Speaker 1 like the country

Speaker 3 I don't know why I just thought like Grease Lightning like the play

Speaker 1 Like, let me make that distinction to Hannah. It's not Grease the movie in play form.
Grease the country.

Speaker 3 Grease what, baby? I don't know why.

Speaker 1 I fucking hate musicals. I hate plays.

Speaker 3 I don't even know why that popped in my head. We're so tired right now.
No, I'm so tired. We're so tired.

Speaker 3 She wants to go to Greece.

Speaker 1 She wants to go to Greece. This poor bitch opens up a birthday gift and it's an apron with a bunch of like little hole, not holes, like little holders for eggs.
No, I would just be like, perfect.

Speaker 1 This is perfect. I.

Speaker 3 We go, wait, this is literally better than Greece.

Speaker 3 So wait, so they posted that and that's what started the fucking thing.

Speaker 1 And so that was what started like this guy's the fucking worst. Like how.

Speaker 3 Well, what did your mom say? What did Kim DeSorbo say?

Speaker 1 If you marry for money, you'll work for it your whole life.

Speaker 3 But here's the other thing,

Speaker 1 and I want to make this like very clear distinction because I think I didn't even really know what trad wife meant. And like it means traditional wife in the sense of like you do traditional roles.

Speaker 1 I think if you want to do that, fucking pop off.

Speaker 3 The thing is, it's hard. It's too hard.

Speaker 3 I would die.

Speaker 1 Like this girl has eight kids and she does not have anyone helping her.

Speaker 1 It's literally just her and she wakes up and she like milks cows and it's like how how do you even have the brain function to do this we're not saying like oh like she'd rather live her dream

Speaker 3 and like doing traditional stuff is not feminist it's fucking like really difficult for one person to do i was an aunt for barely two days this weekend barely two days yeah um i had to take three naps

Speaker 3 i was saying imagine i was like let's play take a nap nap with Aunt Hanny. And they were like, and I was like, wait, I think I figured out.

Speaker 1 Like, this childhood thing is a freaking breeze. No, I asked my mom if I could like drug my kids on a plane and give them Venadryl.
And she was like, that's literally illegal. No, don't ever do that.

Speaker 1 I'm like, it's fine.

Speaker 3 When you have kids, all you do is clean up and then they mess it up and then you clean up and then they mess it up and then you clean up. It's just, look, it's a lot.

Speaker 3 But this woman has not said anything like help.

Speaker 1 No, she hasn't said anything that like she's unhappy. So that's why people are like, oh, you know, like

Speaker 1 you we've the internet has kind of made this up about her because like she does say that she like loves her life, whatever.

Speaker 3 But it's Mo Mormon.

Speaker 1 It's also, I was gonna, I was just gonna say, it's important to note that she is Mormon, that they are Mormon. And so that is a different

Speaker 3 belief system that she's been raised on that's different than other people's. We're not gonna fight the Mormons today.

Speaker 3 We're tired. No, I don't have that fight in me.

Speaker 1 I never want to fight the Mormons.

Speaker 3 We did fight the Mormons before.

Speaker 1 I think you can believe whatever you want to believe. It's just like some things are a little bit more cuckoo for me to understand, but that doesn't mean it's not your journey.

Speaker 3 There's a white salamander at some point.

Speaker 1 All I know is that I slept through the Book of Mormon because Craig made me go, and it was one of the best naps I've personally ever taken.

Speaker 3 So well my whole thing was like I did shows in Salt Lake City, Utah, which were so fucking fun.

Speaker 3 And the Mormons, the people who were ex-Mormons love making fun of the Mormons and then the Mormons also like making fun of the Mormons. So I was like in deep making fun of all the Mormon shit.

Speaker 1 And here's one thing about being Mormon though that like I could see.

Speaker 1 I love getting away with certain shit when I was in like high school. Like when you're not supposed to drink and you're like drinking.

Speaker 1 Like if I was Mormon and I wasn't supposed to do something, like finding a way to do it would excite me.

Speaker 3 And that's how, what is it, it's not squirting, what's it called?

Speaker 1 And that's how soaking was invented.

Speaker 3 Soaking. They put their penises in people's armpits.
And whatever makes you excited for living. Yeah.
We don't judge. It's honestly, it's freakier than I've, anything I've ever done.

Speaker 1 It actually sounds great. We would probably love it because like we are tired.
And it's like, sorry, I'm claiming religion on this one.

Speaker 3 Have you seen the like man on the street Mormon TikToks? Those are my favorite. They were like, would you kill 200 kittens or drink coffee? And they're like, kill 200 kittens.

Speaker 3 They're like,

Speaker 3 would you punch a baby in the face or give a hand job? And they're like, punch a baby in the face.

Speaker 3 Oh, God. But yeah, they would, they're like allowed to take Adderall, but they're not allowed to like drink Diet Coke and I was like, I don't know I feel like I feel like we all should take a second

Speaker 3 and just like update the rulesies

Speaker 3 because we're going by all the old rulesies of like old books and honestly men who are dead.

Speaker 1 So like what if we like just rejiggered Hannah, what a great campaign slogan. What are the rules again?

Speaker 3 What are the rules again? I feel like we need to update the rules. It's like basketball.
Over time, they change where the three-point line is.

Speaker 3 They made the ball a different size because we are changing. We're evolving.
They've changed with the... There wasn't even a three-point line back in the day.
Wow. And you know, the more you know.

Speaker 3 The more you know, because this is a sports podcast. I think rules need to change all the time.

Speaker 3 Also, rules are made up to begin with. Also, rules are made to be broken.

Speaker 1 Here's something that we both can agree on. And I love when we agree on something in the fashion space.
Ooh. It really excites me.
It really makes me feel connected to you.

Speaker 1 And you posted Daisy Edgar Jones.

Speaker 3 Wait. Someone messaged me and said that she is me and you.

Speaker 1 If we had a baby. Yeah.
I could see that. I could totally see that.
Because she has like your, I feel like, head kind of.

Speaker 1 Like she has like your hair vibe.

Speaker 3 Like slightly unbrushed, not too polished.

Speaker 1 But yet she's very elegant.

Speaker 3 But you know what it is. You know why.
She's European. She's British.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 She's British. So like they do things differently.

Speaker 1 Let's take it back to like OG, OG Giggly Squad when this was on Instagram live.

Speaker 3 We were watching normal people. Normal people.
And I was like, wait, have you guys discovered Irishmen? They're amazing. I had such a crush on him.

Speaker 1 You manifested your husband.

Speaker 3 Basically. Yes.
So Daisy.

Speaker 1 I actually, I want to go back and re-watch that. I haven't watched that since that time.

Speaker 3 I don't know if you should. You'll like, it's like, you'll cry.
Oh, right. It's like really

Speaker 3 intense. Yeah, I know.
Okay, you're going through something right now. No, I love a challenge.

Speaker 3 There's also a funny part where, like, it made no sense. Like, there was something that happened that I was like, all he had to do was like communicate with her.

Speaker 3 And Des was like, oh, in Ireland, that was him actually communicating really well.

Speaker 1 Because apparently. No, that was a great.

Speaker 3 A great incredible. He's so hot.
So this is the thing with Daisy Edgar Jones. She stopped having the bang look and she did like down the middle.
and then she went on this press tour.

Speaker 3 Why do I feel like people don't even care about the movie anymore? They just care about the fashion press tour.

Speaker 1 Well, I literally kept seeing her and things, and I was like, What is she's just like popping around all over the world?

Speaker 3 She had five outfits a day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't even know what she was

Speaker 1 promoting, but she's promoting the new Twister movie with Glenn Powell.

Speaker 3 Sometimes

Speaker 3 Glenn. I actually was in LA last week, and his name was brought up so many times.
Was it? Because I basically was like, Where did this chupacabra come from?

Speaker 3 And everyone was like, Look, he's been in the business for like a long time and finally broke out.

Speaker 3 My thing was like, Who decided, like, he's the safe, straight white man that we're gonna put into things?

Speaker 3 Like, someone said that, like, of the nerdy guys, he's the hottest, and of the hottest guys, he's the smartest, and he's just like the safest bet right now. And I think he's likable.

Speaker 3 I don't know, yeah, there's something about him. I trust him, I trust him, but I do have to say, I get no sexual energy from that man.
Like, I'm not attracted to him.

Speaker 1 See, okay, interesting. I get what you're saying.
And I think because I can tell that he is, like, short, like, he is a small, on the smaller scale.

Speaker 3 Is he, let's see, because I haven't, you know that I'm not attracted to someone when I haven't even Googled their height.

Speaker 1 That is so awesome. Shannon, that's so telling.

Speaker 3 Do you know what it is also? His name is Glenn.

Speaker 1 No, that's true. In a sexual forum, Glenn isn't what you're reaching for.

Speaker 3 I'm not even fighting with a man named Glenn. Like, I'm not even, I'm like, okay, Glenn.
Go to a dentist with a man named Glenn? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Have my taxes done by a Glenn?

Speaker 3 100%. Okay, you know what? He's six feet.

Speaker 1 So he's really 5'8.

Speaker 3 Yes. He's what it is.
He's a little too pretty for me. And I want his...
He's just too...

Speaker 3 No, he looks like an AI movie star. But you know what? I support him and I do like him.
I'm just putting it out there.

Speaker 3 It's not for you.

Speaker 3 Not for me. But I would hook my friend up with him.
He's the kind of guy who, like, you have a friend who's single and you're like, yes. You know, he's not going to.

Speaker 3 He's. He'll give a good date.
I would love that. He'll give a good date.

Speaker 1 And like wholesome and respectful on the date. And like ask you questions.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And she'll be like, he's nice.

Speaker 1 He's nice, but like, I don't know. We'll see where it goes.
And then like he doesn't text her. And you're like, oh, oh, okay.

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Speaker 3 By the way, I did something fashion-wise, such a faux pas that

Speaker 3 I was like, I'm saving it for Giggly Squad. So, you know, when you pack something

Speaker 3 for a trip. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 What are you a Long Island mom? You know, when you pack.

Speaker 3 You know, when you're packing for a trip. So I'm packing, and I was told, like, I had to do some meetings.
I don't even know what that means because I'm not a corporate girly.

Speaker 3 So I'm like, I don't know what a meeting is. So I pack stuff for the trip.
And you know, when the day of, you're like, there's only one thing I fuck with in here.

Speaker 3 So there's this one solid and striped dress that that I was like, that is my dress. And I felt like that girl.
I felt good in it. I wore it.
Next day, I was like,

Speaker 3 okay, I don't like any of the other stuff. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 What is some of the other stuff?

Speaker 3 I packed, like,

Speaker 3 I packed a white dress that was just like too bridal. Okay.
And then I had like jeans and a t-shirt that I just didn't feel like I didn't.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, you know what's something that girls do as a community and we don't talk about it. Deep down, we know that we don't want to to wear something or that we do.

Speaker 1 And we will come up with the craziest reason on why we can't wear that one thing. Like, I'm sure no one thought that you were a bride

Speaker 3 when you put that white dress on. At a 10 a.m.
brunch in Los Feliz.

Speaker 1 Literally, but internally, we're like, this is too going out. Like, I can't wear this.
This is too going out.

Speaker 3 Everything is our perception. Like, you know, when like everyone likes the outfit, but you just don't like it.
Like, you can. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And also these meetings, like, I wanted to feel good about myself i was like i just had netflix special like i'm i'm different now yeah but and all those clothes and you're also just and at the end of the day you're a woman in like corporate america that you have to like at some like somehow

Speaker 3 look professional but also like be your personality yeah and i really was like this dress has to encompass who I am. So I was putting a lot of pressure on it.
So I go, you know what?

Speaker 3 Day two, I go, I'm just going to wear it again because I had like two meetings yesterday. I'm having meetings with different people today.
Who the fuck cares?

Speaker 1 No one's going to see it.

Speaker 3 No one's going to know. No one's going to know.
Day three comes. I go, you know what?

Speaker 3 We did it for two days.

Speaker 3 Why not do it? We're going to commit. One more.
Hey, let's fully commit to the bit. Because this is my thing.

Speaker 1 I know myself that I can pack like an absolute queen.

Speaker 3 I'm like, I could have just packed a backpack for a week in LA. Because this is my thing.

Speaker 3 You know, when you order food that's good, and then you're like, now I have to eat this meal every single day for the next month? Right now I'm on a real

Speaker 1 toast and butter and my mom's at home with my uncle making homemade fucking jam

Speaker 1 and they're sending it to me. And so I've just been scarfing it up.

Speaker 3 Is she starting a jam company with no?

Speaker 1 What in the trad wife is going on at home? Is everyone okay down up there? Is everyone okay?

Speaker 3 I went to Juliod, but I decided I wanted to make blueberries in my kitchen I grew the blueberries actually I would love to pretend to be a trad wife like Des will be like hey can I have breakfast I'll be like sure for I said I plant this tree and it'll grow in four years and then no that's why like I'm really I'm not against like trad wife because there are certain things that I do like love doing like I love organizing my own shit and like cleaning my stuff and like having my like everything in my house why are we not doing really clean TikToks I know I really should

Speaker 1 Because I do love that. And, like, I know when I have a baby, I'm going to be obsessed with, like, their area being, like, completely organized, having all the stuff they need.
Like, I like that shit.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I'm not going to not like do what the fuck I want.

Speaker 3 Do you know what I'm obsessed with? Looking at my walls and thinking what art would look good on it and then ordering art and then putting it up and realizing it doesn't look good on it.

Speaker 1 And that's a trad wife.

Speaker 3 Wait, shout out. Anyone who's like an independent artist of any kind, can you DM me? Because I don't want to buy from these fucking like Wayfair companies.

Speaker 1 Conglomerates.

Speaker 3 Yeah, if I'm going to spend money on art that's not going to fit my home, I want it to be. a small business.

Speaker 1 This is not an ad or anything, but I have really been buying a ton of shit from Etsy recently.

Speaker 3 I love Etsy. I love Etsy.
No, I'll die. I love Etsy.
But this is the problem with organizing a home.

Speaker 3 Like, you don't know until you start putting stuff around and then you're like, oh, that really doesn't look good. And then you're not just, like, returning a couch.
No, do people return couches?

Speaker 1 It's everything's so hard. Like, I have a bookshelf here that I'm just waiting for someone to pick up.
I'm like, I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 Where do you put it?

Speaker 1 I just like have it in my front.

Speaker 3 I

Speaker 1 don't know what it is, but interior design truly, truly is a different part of your brain. And I like commend the people that can do it so well.

Speaker 3 Why don't you? I teach it in school.

Speaker 1 I can like pick out an outfit. When it comes to like what goes in this room I'm like

Speaker 3 it's a whole different thing.

Speaker 3 Also I love as you know Bauhaus funky design but it's a thin thin thin line between funky and like crazy aunt who's like on ayahuasca. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 So it's like it's really like it looks like I just got drunk and like ordered everything online and put it in a room.

Speaker 3 Like there's maximalist and then there's like you need to see someone to talk about what's going on in your brain.

Speaker 1 And I wanted to be like Eloise at the Plaza through up.

Speaker 3 I love that for you, though. Thank you.
But this is the thing. Why can't we have classes in school that give us like basic

Speaker 1 life things? Taxes, balancing a checkbook.

Speaker 2 Have you ever balanced a checkbook?

Speaker 3 I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 My mom's always yelling at me that I'm never balancing my checkbook.

Speaker 3 The thing is, I've never balanced a checkbook once, and I'm 32.

Speaker 1 I'm like, mom, I don't know what you're talking about. Everything's online.
Bye.

Speaker 3 I have a mental health moment.

Speaker 3 I wrote this down, and clearly, this was said by someone. I don't know who said it, or regardless.

Speaker 3 Worrying is worshiping the problem.

Speaker 3 Wow. It's like worrying is like fan behavior of the issue.
That's my like when you worry,

Speaker 3 literally be like, it's giving fan behavior.

Speaker 3 Worrying behind me.

Speaker 1 That's so true. Except usually it's about myself.

Speaker 3 so it's kind of it's like it's so narcissist no but it's like i'm a fan of fan behavior of like

Speaker 3 you betraying yourself of like your not authentic self no worrying is chuggy honestly wait worrying's so chuggy it's so choogy it's out like you don't need to worry about that worrying is like a a farm wedding

Speaker 3 i'm not getting it do you know everyone want to have a barn farm wedding? Yeah, like a Pinterest barn wedding. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I can confidently say I never did.

Speaker 1 There are a few things in life that like

Speaker 1 I know I never

Speaker 1 was never part of that class.

Speaker 3 You never saw, what are those mugs?

Speaker 3 The glass mugs. The glass.

Speaker 3 Wait, what? You never saw a glass jar and was like, that's kind of cool. Never.

Speaker 1 I never thought, let me put flowers in that, put it on my centerpiece for my table. No.

Speaker 3 So you just attacked my entire wedding?

Speaker 1 No, I was never part of the girl group that grew up wanting to be a veterinarian.

Speaker 3 Wait, that was me.

Speaker 3 Wait, no, I wanted to be a vet until I heard that, like, the cat can get injured. And I was like, absolutely not.
I'm not getting involved in that storyline.

Speaker 1 I didn't even stick around to hear what they did. I was like, nah, ma, I'm not trying to do that.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 Wait, I wanted to be a vet so bad.

Speaker 1 No, I feel like every little girl did

Speaker 1 and i what did you want to do jennifer lopez i wanted to be a

Speaker 1 threat it was like she can sing dance and act you guys are i didn't know that j-lo was like your everything she was my everything growing up i don't know why i loved her so much and actually i do know what it was it was a a very simple pink juicy couture sweatsuit in a music video and i never looked back i said this is everything i've ever wanted this is so funny out of left field, but we are talking about celebrities.

Speaker 3 Where is the celebrity? Do you remember that guy who was like young and like he was the new hot thing and his name was like Noah or something?

Speaker 1 Noah Santeneo.

Speaker 3 Where is he?

Speaker 1 He's my Roman Empire. I think about him.

Speaker 1 I think about him on a daily fucking basis.

Speaker 3 I woke up in the middle of the night and I was like, where's Noah Santeneo?

Speaker 1 I can't believe you're bringing him up because he, for a solid period of time, I mean, I think he's way younger than us. But I was like, this guy is going to be the next big thing.

Speaker 1 He is so good looking.

Speaker 3 Do you think that he was doing his thing and then somehow Jacob Alorty came in and he just got squashed?

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's that. I think he, I think he had, I think he took a step back.

Speaker 1 I think he took a step back because he was in all those Netflix movies and it was like to all the boys I loved before. And he gave such like lacrosse high school energy.

Speaker 1 And honestly, I felt dirty even watching it.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 remember he had that whole PR thing, I feel like during COVID with Kylie Jenner's best friend Stasi where it was like they got married and everyone like thought it was real and they were like dating for a little bit and then he just went like dark on like social medias.

Speaker 3 There is a where is Noah Centeneo. I feel like something happened with him.

Speaker 1 I think something meant like he like something happened where he was like, I need to take a break from social media.

Speaker 3 And honestly, I respect that. There's a question that says, is Noah Centeneo still sober?

Speaker 3 He took a year off and

Speaker 3 now he revealed he hasn't cut out alcohol from his life completely. Okay, that's giving.
There's more to the story. Yeah.
That's giving.

Speaker 1 No, I loved him, though. I can't believe that just came to your mind because I am not kidding.
I am always trying to talk about him to anyone who will listen. I'm like, where is he? What's he doing?

Speaker 3 Where is he? What's he doing? No, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 Wait, one thing I wanted to say about Daisy Edgar Jones that

Speaker 1 I didn't say was I'm really happy that we're in a time that like I knew like all of her looks were phenomenal and I knew like she was on a press tour so like she definitely had a stylist like who was her stylist because they just like nailed the persona she was giving for the movie she's like presenting like she was very

Speaker 1 like sexy but in like a really sophisticated way and then like very whimsical because it was like a nature movie I guess

Speaker 3 and unique very unique.

Speaker 1 Yeah, very unique.

Speaker 1 And her stylist is Danny Michelle, who I like always see.

Speaker 1 No, I think she's the best stylist ever. I always see her looks and can like tell it's her looks because they are very like sleek and sophisticated.
She does Haley Bieber a lot. She does Kendo a lot.

Speaker 3 Can you work with her?

Speaker 1 I think she's like too...

Speaker 4 Busy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think she's like too big for me.

Speaker 3 What if she's a giggler, though?

Speaker 1 Honestly, you never know.

Speaker 2 She could be.

Speaker 1 I saw her at the LA Fashion Awards and she I actually think she present no I think she won maybe for best stylist.

Speaker 1 No, I think maybe she presented for best stylist. Either way, she's great and

Speaker 1 I think it's just like a cool fashion like niche that they're

Speaker 1 that there's more like emphasis on who everyone's stylist is. I like it.
I like to know.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I like that a lot. I also I'm ups I'm like getting into

Speaker 3 I actually totally forgot what I was going to say because I just started thinking about jorts.

Speaker 1 The silence is deafening.

Speaker 3 Oh, also, speaking of stylists, everyone was really mad about what I wore when I interviewed

Speaker 3 Joe Jonas. Everyone was really mad.

Speaker 1 What did you wear? Oh, you wore that pleated long skirt.

Speaker 3 Yeah, now this is the thing. And my stylist did help me with it, but I went against my stylist because.

Speaker 1 Classic.

Speaker 3 I was supposed to wear a tight thing on top

Speaker 3 and it like wasn't fitting or something happened where it was like uncomfortable. So I was like, can you just get me like a button down top?

Speaker 3 And she was like, she's at the point with me where she's like, she can't. We're chill.
She picks her battles. She picks her battles.

Speaker 1 She picks her battles.

Speaker 3 We're in just like a really good place where she's kind of like, let Hannah have this.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're leaving preschool. You're going to kindergarten.
You can dress yourself. And she's like, wear princess costume all week this week.

Speaker 3 But I felt so bad because like the one outfit that I was like, please just let me wear a loose top. Like, I can't deal with this right now.
And everyone was like, fire your stylist.

Speaker 3 And I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. She didn't deserve this.
But then she redeemed herself because on GMA, no, today's show,

Speaker 3 everyone liked the outfit again. So I just want, shout out to Tabitha.

Speaker 1 What was your outfit for today's show?

Speaker 1 I know I saw Nana.

Speaker 3 It was like a tan, it was like a tan skirt

Speaker 3 with loafers and like a blue collared shirt. I'm going through like a collared shirt stage.

Speaker 1 You're going through like a mailman phase.

Speaker 3 A hundred percent.

Speaker 1 Everyone has to go through it.

Speaker 3 Schoolgirl. Mm-hmm.
It's like preppy, but like

Speaker 3 not.

Speaker 3 You know what? It's basically Olympic ceremony. It's Olympic opening ceremony.
Opening ceremony, Olympic.

Speaker 3 But I do have to say, there's something about wearing jeans with sneakers that should be illegal. And I do it all.

Speaker 1 You know, I actually couldn't tell you the last time I wore jeans with sneakers. Well, it was really frat.
Here's the other.

Speaker 1 Here's one thing about my mom she may not have been a stage mom and she may not have been an almond mom but if she disagreed with something i put on in a fashion sense

Speaker 1 i wasn't walking out of the house like that and i think that she did train me but like i didn't own sneakers

Speaker 3 like i didn't know that girls wore sneakers not for gym class That is so funny because my mom had to fight me to not let me wear just like my brother's clothes and sneakers.

Speaker 1 Like, my sneakers, I thought, were for school.

Speaker 3 Like, obviously, you're not like wearing sneakers anywhere. You're like, that's for one hour of gym a week, and I'm gonna say I'm sick during it.

Speaker 1 Because I remember all my friends in like middle school would be like, Your sneakers stay so white. Like, do you clean them all the time? And I'm like, guys, where are we wearing them? Like,

Speaker 3 where are you guys going?

Speaker 1 We're going to the gymnasium and then we're going back to the classroom.

Speaker 3 What are you doing? Do you know how opposite we are? When I was little, apparently, like, I hated like picking an outfit to wear so bad.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, it was my everything.

Speaker 3 To go to sleep at night, my mom would dress me beforehand so I wouldn't have a tantrum in the morning in like whatever comfortable outfit I agreed upon that night.

Speaker 3 So I'd just wake up and she'd send me out. Meanwhile, you woke up with like the clueless closet and you were like,

Speaker 1 I woke up with like birds chirping, like bringing my dress over.

Speaker 3 No, I wore, I literally, again i would wear the same t-shirt like three out of five days and my mom was like pick your battles

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Speaker 3 Oh, I have this new thing to say to fights with your significant other.

Speaker 3 Whenever, like, Dez gets annoyed at me, I just look at him straight in the eye and I just go, I'm your lesson.

Speaker 3 So I'm, like, channeling north. Whenever anyone gets annoyed or pissed off at you, just go, what the fuck is channeling north? Channeling northwest.

Speaker 3 Oh. Because she's Kim Kardashian's lesson and everyone's, Kim will just be like, she's my lesson, she's my lesson.
So then everyone's like, I

Speaker 1 spent a little too much time on like

Speaker 1 horoscope TikTok that you're like, I'm channeling like North and like the North Star.

Speaker 1 I'm like, no, no, no. What is channeling North? I can't add something else into it.

Speaker 3 Can I actually attack astrology for one second? For sure.

Speaker 3 So.

Speaker 3 Two things happen when I click on the TikTok ones. They'll be like, okay, Leo.
And it's Leo season. Shout out.
They'll be like, Leo, everything in your life is gonna be amazing.

Speaker 3 This month you're gonna get everything you want, da da da da.

Speaker 3 And then immediately you feel nervous, like, okay, well, now I feel like I have to get all this stuff because the horoscope guy told me to. So you feel all this pressure to be great.

Speaker 1 Or, or, or it's like you're gonna get all your manifestations and you're like, wait, I hadn't been manifesting anything. So what did you like? And now I have to like think of them.

Speaker 1 You feel unprepared.

Speaker 3 Thirdly, today they were like, hey, it's August.

Speaker 3 Just some updates. And I'm like, ooh, I'd love to to listen.
And they're like, there will be serious, you know, communication breakdowns, financial issues.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, I am literally just trying to wake up and survive. And now I have all these things I have to worry about, which worrying is worshiping the problem.

Speaker 3 So now I'm worried about all these things I wasn't worried about before I saw this fucking astrology TikTok.

Speaker 1 I find it best to stay away from astrology TikTok. I went through a real dark time where I was like, the psychics on TikTok are absolutely correct.
And I had to work myself out of that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I do think that if you're having trouble making a decision, psychics can help lead you to your gut that you're having trouble addressing.

Speaker 3 But if you're just like having a good day, don't go on astrology TikTok. It'll take you down places you don't want to go and you'll find issues you didn't know you had.

Speaker 1 Remember when I said that I like think I have curly hair? This is what I'm talking about. Do you see these waves?

Speaker 3 This is so good for an audio podcast.

Speaker 1 I just need anyone to believe me.

Speaker 3 Do you have like, are you just fully doing side bangs right now or are you trying to grow them out? Like, where are we?

Speaker 1 No, I mean, I still have my bangs, but when I let my hair air dry, I literally look like a 90s mom. And I can't.
I was going to say, you look like Topanga.

Speaker 1 No, and so I just go to the side and then I do a full side part when I'm air drying.

Speaker 3 Shout out to all the girls who have Widow's Peak and can't put their hair to the side. Just like, you're not alone.

Speaker 1 Wait, one of my girlfriends had a Widow's Peak and she got it lasered off.

Speaker 3 See, I didn't even know I should be insecure about my widow's peak until a couple episodes ago when you guys witnessed Paige verbally assault me.

Speaker 1 I always forget you have one.

Speaker 3 You don't have to be a woman. I forgot I have one.
I don't really, but there's something happening that... Oh.

Speaker 1 I think you just have an uneven hairline.

Speaker 3 There's a lot of things that are uneven. Also, I can't wear a hat.

Speaker 3 Like two types of girls girls that can pull off a hat and girls who can't and the girls who can pull off hats are so cool. You pull off a hat like in the airport when you wear your Nike hat.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for saying that because also coming from the same household that wouldn't allow me to wear sneakers taught me that sneakers weren't even a real shoe.

Speaker 1 Same woman said that baseball hats are for baseball games and that it's, you should not be wearing those types of hats anywhere. And that's one thing that I've fully rebelled on.

Speaker 1 And every time she sees me, she says, it'd be better without a hat.

Speaker 3 But I love your travel outfits.

Speaker 1 I love my travel outfits with my hats.

Speaker 3 Do you want to hear something so silly that I realized? First of all, every Delta stewardess is a giggler.

Speaker 1 Every Delta stewardess.

Speaker 3 So I famously sleep on planes, like to the point that they're like, Shishoma check on her. So every time I wake up, a Delta stewardess is so cute.

Speaker 3 And they put together these little care packages of snacks and then this last one put together a care package of all these Delta headphones.

Speaker 3 And I was like, I feel like, are we going to get in trouble? Like, you stole a bunch of Delta headphones.

Speaker 1 I'm so glad you brought this up because I literally forgot to tell this story. I literally almost needed to ask a Delta stewardess for fucking help the other day.

Speaker 1 Not really, but someone was trying to talk to me on a red eye flight.

Speaker 1 I get on this.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 1 no, no. No, just wait.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 No. That's illegal.
That's illegal.

Speaker 1 I actually almost turned to him and was like, I'm calling the police. Like, this is so violating and so fucking.

Speaker 3 And you don't even give like talk to me energy on that. That's something that would happen to me.
I don't think

Speaker 3 that something happened to me. I would say sorry after.

Speaker 1 Now, I may have given a little bit of talk to me energy on this flight because

Speaker 3 it was common.

Speaker 3 Imagine common ruins your red-eye flight. You're like, I have a gripe to pick.

Speaker 1 So, because my mom was on the flight with me, so I was, she was standing behind me, and I went to like put her bag up first, and then I walked back to my seat.

Speaker 1 So, I was like interacting with another human.

Speaker 3 No, that's not.

Speaker 3 I was not a, no,

Speaker 1 whatever. So, I sit down, and this man says, who's I'm sitting in the middle, okay? So, two people in the middle.

Speaker 1 I sit down. He's already sitting.
He says, where are you coming from?

Speaker 3 Nope.

Speaker 1 And I look around. I'm like, well,

Speaker 1 we're on the same plane at LAX. So I'm coming from LA and we both have tickets to go to New York.
So like, I wasn't understanding the question.

Speaker 3 How old was he?

Speaker 1 Probably like late 40s, had an Australian accent.

Speaker 3 Okay, so he's a spy.

Speaker 1 So he's like asking me where I'm going, whatever. And then he goes, do you fly Delta a lot? And I'm like, oh, yeah, sometimes.
Then he starts asking me about the menu. And I'm like, it's 11.30.

Speaker 1 I'm skipping dinner and I'm going to sleep. We're on a red-eye flight.
They're literally turning the lights off. I put my headphones on.

Speaker 1 He starts talking to me again, being like, I'm going to have your dessert. I say nothing.
I just look over at him. I'm like, okay, dude, now I'm done.

Speaker 1 I fall asleep. I sleep through the whole flight.
I literally am sleeping so hard that the flight attendant has to come over, wake me up and say, put your seat up. Like we're landing.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's the best. oh

Speaker 1 headphones still on I like can't see I'm putting my seat up I'm putting my seat up you're deaf and blind no literally you could jump me in this moment and I'd give you everything like there's no I have no fucks given at this point I hear him talking And I don't even move my head.

Speaker 1 I just move my eyes because I'm like, there's no fucking way. And he goes, tell me the story about your shoes.

Speaker 1 And I was putting my sil, I had flats on, like little ballet flats. I'm putting like my silver ballet flats back on.

Speaker 1 I had like taken my socks off that I pack, taken my socks off, put my ballet flats on. I just ignored him.
I was like, it's 6 a.m., you sick fuck.

Speaker 3 It's always these middle-aged men. I don't want to talk.

Speaker 3 Find a friend. Like, find a friend.

Speaker 1 Send a text. Literally send someone a text message in this moment.

Speaker 3 I've been the victim of this too many times to the point that like

Speaker 3 I have to like go to therapy about it. Like

Speaker 3 how do I keep getting stuck in these situations?

Speaker 3 How do I get out of it? I do have to say one thing happened on a red eye where a dude was snoring in front of me so loud that I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 3 And part of me was like, do we have a community moment where like we...

Speaker 3 Off this man. There are so many times I'm looking for a community moment.
Like I'm not fucking kidding you. I was like, can we vote him off? Like, everyone's upset.
He's outnumbered.

Speaker 3 I'll put a pillow on his face. Like, just don't tell anyone.
Like, what do we do?

Speaker 1 I recently had a community moment. I was sitting at a dinner and there was a guy sitting at the dinner making our waitress uncomfortable.
And I locked eyes with the waitress.

Speaker 1 And telepathically, I said, if you punch him in the face, I've got your fucking back. And like, at that moment, I'm looking for a community moment.

Speaker 3 I do have to say, New York City is really good at community moments. Yes.

Speaker 3 Because something will happen and you know, someone will be having a slightly worse day than you and be like, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 And you're like, we got her back. We got her back.
No, leave it. Support her.

Speaker 1 It needed to be said.

Speaker 3 It needed to be said. I did something stupid.
Well,

Speaker 3 Des was like, did you download anything on the plane? Because I was complaining how American Airlines didn't have a TV on the back of the seat because I'm a monster. No.

Speaker 3 It was like a five-hour flight. You raw dogged it?

Speaker 3 Basically.

Speaker 3 Well, you know what happened? So

Speaker 3 this is so embarrassing, but he's like, did you download anything? And in my head, for some reason, like AirPods, I'm like,

Speaker 3 I feel like

Speaker 3 downloading must take four hours. Like, to download a full show, I was like, I don't have time to download it.
Where do you live?

Speaker 1 What farm are you living on where you've just like you've ex-communicate? You're like, Wi-Fi is a figment of your imagination.

Speaker 3 downloading is not real like I'm gonna blame ADHD on this because I think like some things I get too overwhelmed with and I thought okay

Speaker 3 okay downloading means it has to

Speaker 3 how much many terabytes is that on my phone and I just don't want to break my phone and I'm like well this is why you need a freaking iPad okay let's not go that I'm not that's social suicide Okay, you know what?

Speaker 1 You worked tirelessly to get me a cat and by the end of 2024 you will have an iPad and a Stanley.

Speaker 3 What do you do with the iPad when you're not on a plane?

Speaker 1 I put it on his charger.

Speaker 3 I color with it. You color with it? Okay.

Speaker 1 Sometimes if Craig is like watching a show

Speaker 1 and I want to watch something on my computer, but I don't want to grab my computer. I just grab my iPad.
Okay. And I'll watch on my iPad.

Speaker 1 What else do I do on my iPad?

Speaker 1 That's pretty much it. It's really for travel.
And then like sometimes when you are traveling for a long time, you're like, I don't need to bring my computer. I have my iPad.

Speaker 3 Do you ever feel embarrassed that people can look over and see what you're watching on your iPad?

Speaker 1 Not embarrassed, but sometimes I'll watch something and I'm like, I don't know if I can watch a sex scene on a flight.

Speaker 3 True.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I was watching Dirty Pop on Netflix, which is about Lou Perlman, who created the NSYNC

Speaker 3 and Backstreet Boys. Who are you, Backstreet or NSYNC?

Speaker 1 NSYNC.

Speaker 3 Okay, good. So

Speaker 3 long story short, I was like, what if I just press download? It took literally six seconds to download.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Hannah. It's 2024.

Speaker 3 How have I been traveling this long? So then I get there, but obviously I only have like 10% battery, so I have to charge my phone. And then I don't have AirPods, so I can't watch it.

Speaker 3 while the phone is charging. And that's when I said, you know what?

Speaker 3 You know what?

Speaker 3 I'm not meant for this life. I'm becoming a Trod wife.
I have to become a Trad Wife.

Speaker 1 I'm lucky on when we go on tour, I'm going to change your freaking life because I'm buying you an iPad before we go on tour because

Speaker 1 I'm not dealing with you.

Speaker 1 Two, I have all the cords, all the headphones, all the chargers, all labeled, all in like as little, anything you need,

Speaker 1 it's just going to appear. And I'm getting you a Stanley for the tour.

Speaker 3 Should I wear the same outfit all of tour?

Speaker 3 I love how I'm playing it like dare me do.

Speaker 1 I feel like you already are planning on wearing the same travel outfit.

Speaker 3 So what I kind of want to do with my outfits for tour is I kind of want to wear like that sports jersey everywhere but I think I might save that for my stand-up tour and have more respect for like the giggly squad aesthetic.

Speaker 3 Like I can do that on my own time.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah yeah yeah. Because we're going to do like photo shoots.

Speaker 1 But like be you.

Speaker 1 I'll be me, but I want to do maybe i'll go like a little funky i would love you to go funky you know i love i want you to go baggy no i really want to make giggly squad tour like like i want to wear weird things yes i think we have to be fashion i want to like experiment with like different things

Speaker 1 oh like what if i just pop out in a wig

Speaker 3 Oh my god, that would be great.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're thinking of getting extensions, you can try it out at Giggly Squad Tour. Like, try it out for the night.
Like,

Speaker 1 it's a try.

Speaker 3 How would you describe what the girl should wear to Club Giggly?

Speaker 1 I feel like it's like something that you have been wanting to wear out, but you're like, no one's going to get it. Or, like, he's not going to think I look hot in it.

Speaker 3 Take a risk.

Speaker 1 So, you can take a risk and be like, I want to see if this looks cool.

Speaker 3 For me, I want to see ties. I want to see jorts.
I want to see sparkles. I want to see caprice.

Speaker 3 I want to see tube tops.

Speaker 3 I want to see tube tops in the crowd. Anything else you want to see in the crowd? You want to see flowers?

Speaker 1 No, I don't want to see. No, I mean, I want to just see like

Speaker 3 you want to see effort.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I just want to see. I want to feel like we all are going to the same function.
Like, there's nothing worse than feeling like you're overdressed or underdressed.

Speaker 3 I want no one to feel like they're overdressed because I want everyone to feel like they're not. I want no one to feel like they're underdressed either.

Speaker 3 But if they're just wearing like Giggly Squad merch, which is going to come out soon. Oh,

Speaker 3 shout out. Because we had things we were supposed to say.

Speaker 3 We're coming out with like a merch drop, but we first wanted to come up with a little teaser merch of like something that was really relevant that we loved.

Speaker 3 That you guys were like, We want you to make this into a shirt, so we're gonna do that first, and then we're gonna have more like Giggly Squad Jono merch coming out.

Speaker 3 I feel like we had another announcement too. We added a second Chicago show.
You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you so much.
And

Speaker 3 best of luck surviving this week, and I hope you get a lot of gold medals.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 3 best of luck.

Speaker 1 Best of luck. No, good luck out there because it's it's been hard recently.

Speaker 3 I don't know why but it's download some movies. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wi-Fi is real. Don't forget it.

Speaker 3 Also it's August. Like how is it August already? We gotta go.
Goodbye. We gotta go.
Bye.

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