Giggling about summer, Cannes, and thrifting

Speaker 1 Sup gigglers? Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 Hello, my...

Speaker 2 I always want to say Galapagos gigglers.

Speaker 1 It's so funny because I always want... Whenever you started, in my head, I say gargantuan every week, every time.

Speaker 2 Gargantuans? Insane. That is the insane.
craziest word I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 Insane.

Speaker 2 I have a gargantuan ass.

Speaker 1 Do you have a diffuser?

Speaker 2 Such a girl. I feel like I did, but it like, it was like a liquid one, and then like butter knocked it over and it was like...

Speaker 1 smelled like fucking no no no I'm sorry no sorry that's humidifier no diffuser for like your blow dryer for your hair.

Speaker 2 I have no idea what that is. Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 Good chat. Good podcast episode.

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Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I've been recently on TikTok and I've just been like seeing girls like using diffusers and I have a thought.

Speaker 1 I think that I actually have curly hair.

Speaker 1 Like I identify with like, I don't though, but like in my brain, I'm like, oh, I identify with girls with like curly hair, but yet I don't use hair products for curly hair because I don't have curly hair, but I've always wanted to-Are you going through something right now?

Speaker 1 No, as I get older in the back, it's like so crinkly. So, I'm like, wait, do I low-key have curly hair, but I've straightened it my whole life that I

Speaker 2 because my mom has curly hair.

Speaker 1 So, I'm thinking about buying a diffuser and like buying buying a bunch of curly hair products and seeing if I can

Speaker 2 have curly hair. Maybe just go to therapy.
Maybe just go to therapy.

Speaker 1 Well, that is the girl equivalent.

Speaker 2 I'm like, maybe I should change my hair texture. I love, but I also love that you think that you've like tricked everyone that you actually have straight hair.

Speaker 2 Like you fooled the worlds and you or you fooled yourself.

Speaker 2 No, because my mom you gaslit yourself the curliest hair like that she's straight and your hair texture just does change over time it yeah I feel like it does and I feel like I'm a wavy hair curly I don't want to like get into it but like my gray hairs have the main character energy they only grow straight up yeah they're like hello

Speaker 1 and I've heard

Speaker 1 um that they're so much harder to dye. I need to like get a gloss or something because I'm starting to get some greys.

Speaker 2 Can you gloss your hair? Like that would be so fun for, like, not just me, but for the gigglers, because, like, you've got bangs, you've got short hair, you've got all these fun things.

Speaker 1 Is glossing, though, like, I'd have to look into glossing.

Speaker 2 I have a gloss.

Speaker 1 So, would you sit there for the same amount of times that you are dying your hair? Or is it

Speaker 2 so quick? It's literally 15 minutes, and it's healthy for your hair.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, because my whole thing is like

Speaker 2 the only way to really fuck up your hair is bleach it, but also, I don't know what I'm talking about. Like, this is literally, there's no knowledge behind this.

Speaker 2 But, just if you bleach your hair, it'll fuck it up. That's all I know.
But, like, you putting highlights, you putting ombre. Is that what's called? No, Bali Ombre.

Speaker 1 Putting ombre.

Speaker 2 Do you remember ombre? Like, when the girls would get green on the bottom of their hair, and I'm like, she's a freak.

Speaker 1 I think it's ombre, but I'm into your pronunciation.

Speaker 2 I think it's spelled O-M-B-R-E with an accent mark on the E. I think you're right.
But, But, like, you can say

Speaker 2 M-bra. I don't know what you're saying.
But, um, get balayage. Do you know how to spell balayage?

Speaker 1 No. But I

Speaker 1 actually, B-A-L-A-Y, Balayage.

Speaker 2 You're

Speaker 2 balayage. You were so close.
You're literally the female Montana boys. You're the Italian Montana boys.

Speaker 2 Albany girls.

Speaker 1 Wait, Hannah. I'm literally the girl Montana Blues.

Speaker 1 Oh, God. You're like, what's your favorite date? And I'm like, April 14th, because it's not too hot, not too cold.

Speaker 2 I do have to, can I, like, go dark for a second? Sure. I have to tell the gigglers, I had a really bad experience before I left for my flight.

Speaker 2 I came home and I was really hungry.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I think it was after the podcast.
We recorded it late. So I got back at like 9 p.m.
And I was really hungry. And my mom was like, just go to sleep.
And I'm like, life is too short.

Speaker 2 I need to eat. So then I was like, I'm just going to get something on Uber.
I don't even look at my fridge. There's nothing in my fridge.
Nothing's going to happen.

Speaker 2 When I'm hungry, I'm like, everyone's against me. The world's against me.
I'm uncomfortable in my own skin. I just feel like I'd rather.
I don't want to sleep. I'd rather not.
I just, no.

Speaker 2 Just everything everyone says. I'm like, what? What? So then I go, I'm going to order Uber.
And I ordered it.

Speaker 1 It's really hard to go to bed hungry as an adult.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I've told myself that it helps put me to sleep, like when my stomach's full.

Speaker 1 Same. That's why I always have cereal before bed because I'm like, the milk is going to soothe me.
Little.

Speaker 2 I feel like because as you're older and you're more anxious, I don't need to also have an anxious tummy. You know, I want at least

Speaker 2 be happy. One of us needs to be happy.

Speaker 1 Someone needs to be full and content. And it's not going to be me.

Speaker 2 No, it's not going to be my brain. Not the brain.

Speaker 2 So I get rice and beans in a case quesadilla as i do from one of my favorite places to combi and it says it's like 30 minutes away i'm like fine it's worth it wait this is such a sidebar but do you ever order from popo i love popo i used to live in murray hill back in the day when i was a frat star okay

Speaker 1 It's single-handedly like saving lives because it's literally just like it's so cheap and it's just like chicken and rice.

Speaker 2 And it's like the best chicken you ever had and it's Peruvian, so it's the green sauce that they put some crack cocaine in it. And it's so good.
It's the best chicken you'll ever have.

Speaker 2 Wait, is this podcast sponsored by POPO?

Speaker 1 I mean, it should be, but I was just thinking

Speaker 1 that is my go-to. And I'm like, I'm really hungry.
Nothing else is open. Or what time is it? What do I feel like? I'm always.

Speaker 2 You're so right. So I should have done POPO.
Instead, I get a little crazy or Tacombi. And I've had moments where like they'll call 20 minutes in.
Oh, sorry, we closed.

Speaker 2 No, it said it was getting picked up but the guy was just like hovering around the restaurant i'm like this is weird but it's fine talking to des

Speaker 2 the guy finally picks up time at what time is it now he finally picks it up like after 40 minutes so it's long but i'm like it's happening it's fine

Speaker 2 and the guy um

Speaker 2 gets towards our apartment my apartment's a little complicated to find

Speaker 2 And I keep calling him and he keeps going, one minute, miss, one minute. And he hangs up.
And Des is like, he definitely doesn't speak English and that's just what he says

Speaker 2 So he's been hovering around my building for it's 20 minutes now. So I say fuck it.
I'm going downstairs. I'm finding this man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I want to help this guy out the second I go outside It's like 1115 at this point like unsafe

Speaker 2 in my Crocs and he Cancels the order the second I go outside. So then I'm looking around like I'm gonna find this motherfucker because he has my food and I just I can't find him.

Speaker 2 So I go back inside and I go up to Des. I go,

Speaker 2 he canceled the order. And he's like, how did he cancel it, though? He basically said that it got delivered.

Speaker 2 So then I had to report it, which I did. Don't worry, everyone.
I got my $36 back, but I'm still starving.

Speaker 1 I will say, I will give Uber Eats their roses and cats.

Speaker 2 True.

Speaker 1 They have a similar model to Amazon. They're like, oh, sorry, bitch.
You need your money back? Here it is. You broke ass bitch.
Immediately returned to you.

Speaker 2 We're so sorry for that they do make it easy when like when they fuck up they're they're cool with it but so i'm basically really starving it's like 11 30 at this point and i go okay i'm gonna be a normal person and i'm gonna open up my fridge nothing in my fridge but some soy sauce so then i go to my freezer and i i have this thing where i'll go to trader joe's once a year and grab like 40 frozen meals because i think that i'm gonna be like a health queen making like salmon burgers and like chicken bowls.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh my God, I love a miso glaze.

Speaker 2 Oh my God. How have I not lived with having a bunch of cauliflower gnocchi? That is me.
That is her. So I look and I have all this stuff.

Speaker 2 And I was like, and Des just bought an air fryer because he's going through a midlife crisis. So I grab one of these chicken bowls and I heat it up.
It takes like 10 minutes.

Speaker 2 And I start eating it and it tastes fucking weird. And for the first time in my life, I realized, do you know frozen food goes bad?

Speaker 1 No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 Apparently?

Speaker 2 Apparently? So then Dez is like, it's probably bad. It's been in there forever.
And I'm like, it's frozen. That's the whole point of freezing it, that it, like, lives forever.
Like, Walt Disney. Wait.

Speaker 1 That's in my brain, too. Like, if it's frozen, it's good.

Speaker 2 I don't care how long it's been in there. Like, you know, when you go to your grandma's and she just pulls out something frozen and fucking cooks it? So then I realized like, this is bad.

Speaker 2 Like, this chicken is bad. So then I'm like even more panicking.
I'm hungry. And I think I'm like, how much had you eaten?

Speaker 2 like three bites because you know the first two you don't taste because you're hungry and then I was like that's not right

Speaker 2 so then I'm like what else is in here and I pull out like a tilapia filet that I've never eaten but I bought for some reason and Dez is like do not put that in that's definitely bad and then I realize everything in it is bad so then I'm like was there an expiration date I you have you know it's like hard to look but like I found it and I was like yeah that's a year old so

Speaker 2 like I haven't gotten new stuff because my fridge my freezer is full of shit. So I haven't bought more.

Speaker 2 And then I have like tons of dumplings. Why did I buy those?

Speaker 2 So anyway, I'm actually like starting to panic at this point. And Des is looking at me and he could tell that like I'm not myself.
I need a Snickers.

Speaker 2 And I also like, most people, I guess, could be like, I'll have a cookie.

Speaker 2 I want savory. Like I want a fucking meal.
So he goes, do you want me to go across the street and get Chinese for you? And that was really cute of him.

Speaker 1 That's so nice.

Speaker 2 I said, we could have done this two hours ago.

Speaker 2 Where were you?

Speaker 2 Where were you and I fucking needed you?

Speaker 1 When I'm searching for this fucking guy. Guy on the street.

Speaker 2 I knew I was going to go to Europe and not see him for a while. So I said, you know what? I'll go with you.
We'll go on a little date across the street to get Chinese.

Speaker 1 So what time is it now? It's like 11.

Speaker 2 This is like 11.45. So we go down

Speaker 2 and the place is closed.

Speaker 1 Which has like never happened in the history of New York City Chinese food restaurants.

Speaker 2 No, like this is when I was like, my enemies are fucking on their shit right now. Yeah.
So then he's like, let's go to a deli. Let's go to a deli.
We go to one deli.

Speaker 2 The deli's like, oh, we closed our food. Like, you can have a granola bar.
And I was like, there's no fucking possible way.

Speaker 2 I'm paying so much money in rent and I can't get a meal at 11.45 in New York City.

Speaker 1 This is New York City. It's why we live there.

Speaker 2 This is the only reason why we live there. So then

Speaker 2 we go across the street because obviously there's a bodega across the street from the other bodega. We walk in.
There's food. I said, thank God.
Thank God. And I'm panicking.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, just give me whatever's fast. And I said, can I please have a bagel with scallion cream cheese? He goes, yes.
And I'm looking at Des. I'm starting to, you know, dance a little.

Speaker 2 I'm like humming. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 The world is looking okay again. The rainbows, butterflies.
Yeah. And I'm going to the guy to pay.
And the guy goes, um, cream cheese and jelly? And I was like, no.

Speaker 2 And I look over and he made a bagel with cream cheese and jelly.

Speaker 1 And I said, scallion, cream cheese and jelly?

Speaker 2 Well, I think he didn't know what scallion was and he just thought I said jelly. And I look at Des and I said, Did I say jelly? Because I'm off right now.
I don't trust myself.

Speaker 2 I don't trust anyone around me.

Speaker 2 I look at him. I said, No, I just, I just, just give me regular cream cheese, please.
And he's like, Yeah, I thought that was weird. You asked for jelly.
And I was like, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2 I did not ask for jelly. So then I look at Des.
Like, I was holding the bread. I'm not eating the jelly.
I don't want jelly. I want savory.
So, fast forward another 10 minutes, I finally get my bagel.

Speaker 2 But I actually, like, I kind of, I think a tear, like, I cried during this process. Um,

Speaker 2 but I was fed and I went to bed. I almost had like a full breakdown.

Speaker 1 Um, when you're hungry and like frustrated, that's when I start crying.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, Des was like, Are you joking or not? And I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Yeah, like when you don't know, be being frustrated over anything is the number one feeling I hate more than anything.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I rather be so mad mad that I'm going to burn down an entire town than ever feel like frustrated.

Speaker 2 Also,

Speaker 1 not to just like totally, you know, hate the jelly community. I will give a quick bagel order that I think you might really like if you try at some point because you do like a savory.

Speaker 1 Regular plain cream cheese on a toasted bagel with jelly and bacon.

Speaker 2 Like, I think I'd bite it and be like, oh, that's fun. Like, I wouldn't hate it, but I wouldn't order it on purpose.
It's giving like a date, like an appetizer, like a date with goat cheese and bacon.

Speaker 1 Yes. It's giving the trash version of like a French breakfast.

Speaker 2 No, I actually do like bagels with cream cheese and jelly. Just in that moment, that was not what I needed.
It was not what my journey, it was not what I wanted.

Speaker 2 But I actually also, not to brag about myself, one thing I am good at is I know exactly what the fuck I want to eat. Like, you know, how men will be like, girls never know what they want to eat.

Speaker 2 I wake up in the morning. I know, I know what my friends want to eat.
I know what everyone wants to eat. All I know is we're fucking eating, and I'm going to find it.
I'm going to know where.

Speaker 1 Actually, this is really one of my favorite things to do, and we don't do it a lot, but I savor it when we do, is going out to eat just with you. Like, I really enjoy.

Speaker 2 that's like when we're on the road,

Speaker 1 there's nothing better

Speaker 1 than eating with someone who enjoys eating, like

Speaker 1 you give eating the roses that it deserves. Like, you're talking about it, you're in it, you're in the moment.
You're like, this is really good. You should try this.
I love this. I need more ketchup.

Speaker 1 Where's the waiter? Like, you're, you're, you're never, like, when we're eating, you're never not present. And I think it's a really beautiful moment.

Speaker 2 Wait, so you're thinking about like every regret you've ever had in your life. And I'm like, if I don't get sour cream with this burrito, I'm going to lose my mind.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I can, I can take away my own appetite so quickly because like I'll think of something like I said two weeks ago and I'm like, I can't even freaking finish this. Like I hate myself.

Speaker 1 Like where you are so in the moment. And I think it's like,

Speaker 1 I just love it so much because my family is like that like when we're eating like we're talking about it we're cutting pieces up putting it on other plates talking about what the next meal is and so like it's very comforting for me when you're like i love what i'm eating some would say i'm a little bit of an emotional eater i'm like you know what make this day better bacon

Speaker 2 that i'm not addressing my real problems and i'm just and you always have like

Speaker 1 You always have like a little snack. And that like it's also something that's very comforting to me.
Like I know that at any moment you have a little snack in your bag. And like it'll be fun.

Speaker 2 But the snacks are like purely emergencies. They're not for joy.
They're for those moments where I've realized I'm really losing my mind. And then I go, oh, I just need a Snickers.

Speaker 2 I literally just need a Snickers. It's also

Speaker 2 people are built differently where some people just like need more food faster at all times.

Speaker 1 Maybe you do, you have like a mild blood sugar problem where like when your blood sugar dips low, you do get like, no, I need to eat.

Speaker 2 I love when you diagnose me, and I'm gonna believe it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, maybe you have diabetes.

Speaker 2 I have a mild blood sugar problem, Paige told me.

Speaker 2 So I need dessert now.

Speaker 2 I need cheeseburger now. I have a mild blood sugar problem.

Speaker 1 I feel like at any moment, if you bring up someone's blood sugar, You can't say anything back. Like, no, you're so right.
You're ready to fight about someone else's life.

Speaker 2 If someone brings up their period or their blood sugar, get the fuck away from them. Let them live.
Yeah. But I think that's so real.
I definitely think I have blood sugar levels.

Speaker 2 My thing is I also have a phobia of being hungry. Yeah.
Like literally that scene in Train Wreck. I'm always like, oh my God, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 2 Or like, I need a snack because I haven't eaten anything today except I did have an omelette and then I did have a whole fruit salad and yogurt in between.

Speaker 2 And then I did have lunch and I had two dinners. But I am

Speaker 1 a couple things that like you can count on, and it's literally taxes. And that Hannah's had breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Speaker 2 Like, just know

Speaker 1 that when she says anything, she's had three meals.

Speaker 2 I hate when I'm with other people who don't respect the art of breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We're like, it's 2 p.m.
and they're like, oh, we had a big breakfast. And I go, oh, oh,

Speaker 1 oh. But there's a time change.
So

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 1 That doesn't matter to me.

Speaker 2 i do think it's like eating is actually very romantic too like i think does and i are very compatible eaters like some people eating literally starts fights i have one friend who like he gets annoyed when you know his

Speaker 2 like girlfriend and him disagree about what to eat. It takes forever.
And it's like, that happens three times a day. Like that's, that's, that's divorce worthy.

Speaker 1 One time a boyfriend made me go to couples therapy.

Speaker 2 You are such a memo. You are the problem.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 I never understood when people like weren't compatible in terms of eating because I just had never met anyone that like didn't. Because also we're Italian.

Speaker 1 So like we're only giving, we're only offering the best food on the planet. So it's like any, like, so I like never understood it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 One time I had this boyfriend who made me go to couples therapy like in the first couple months of us dating which i should have known then that like it was a red flag but anyway you know me

Speaker 1 i show up to therapy i'm like i'm so ready for this um i'm in a cardigan like let's do it let's break it down

Speaker 2 and you lied the whole time the whole time

Speaker 1 the entire time i was like what

Speaker 1 What is going on here? How did I get here? How am I sitting on this couch with like terracotta walls talking to a therapist who I later found out was not a licensed therapist.

Speaker 2 So that's a whole different situation and category. His friend named Jeremy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that I've like found myself in. But one of our biggest fights that we ever had was there was a pint of ice cream in the freezer,

Speaker 1 and I ate half of the pint one night.

Speaker 1 And then the following day, a full 24 hours later, I was like, oh, my second half of my pint is in the freezer.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm going to clean this right off.

Speaker 1 I got this.

Speaker 1 And I

Speaker 1 felt like I was in a time warp because my boyfriend at the time was shocked, appalled, couldn't believe that I would have the audacity to eat ice cream two nights in a row.

Speaker 1 And so that was the first time I was ever like, oh, okay, people have issues with food and it's not always me. But I took that on where I was like, wait, is this crazy? Like, I'm 28.

Speaker 1 Am I not allowed to eat ice cream two nights in a row?

Speaker 2 Am I not allowed to have depression? No.

Speaker 2 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 1 Don't bring up my blood sugar. It's like a HIPAA violation.

Speaker 2 Also, I need this ice cream. If you keep bringing up ice cream, I have to say, our Italian ancestors, my family, even my mom, she has ice cream every single night.
It's calcium.

Speaker 1 Every night. There's an operativo.

Speaker 2 Yes. Every night she has like one or two scoops of ice cream just to keep the calcium levels up.

Speaker 1 No, you just, you need a little

Speaker 1 sweet. Like you need a little something.
And like, I'm not letting my Ben and Jerry's half a pint be sad in the freezer because like only half of it was eaten.

Speaker 2 He's jealous you're having a threesome with Ben and Jerry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just so if anyone ever makes you feel bad about food, find yourself a Des who will go to a Chinese food restaurant when it's closed, knock on the doors and then take you to a deli.

Speaker 2 Well, it's so funny. The one difference is Des loves like sweets and I don't, but it works because like we'll both get ice cream and I'll have like two bites and then I'll give it to him.

Speaker 2 But no, I've said this before in the pod and this is still like a thing that upsets me is the one thing Des does is he doesn't ever want my food besides ice cream.

Speaker 2 So when we eat like I see his plate and I'm like, okay, I want that. I want that.
I want that. Yeah.
And he'll give it to me and then I'm like, okay, what do you want from mine?

Speaker 2 And he'll be like, I ordered what I wanted.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, so you don't want anything from me.

Speaker 1 So when you're with me,

Speaker 1 it means like being with the same person because I've never taken off of your plate ever. And I feel like I ordered knowing, is this big enough for Hannah?

Speaker 2 Your food is my food, but my food is also your food. His thing is he's just like, if I would have wanted your food, I would have gotten you food.
I don't want you food.

Speaker 2 But my dad is mister, eats everything. So I just was like, why are we not? But also a guy should never get upset at a girl for eating.

Speaker 2 too much because we're eventually gonna have babies for you if we do and we need enough nutrients to have the babies right and also like I know men are our number one killer, but like, starvation is not how I'm going.

Speaker 2 Like, I just refuse.

Speaker 1 It's not how I'm going. It's not my journey.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 anywho, so you're

Speaker 2 in Charleston for the Memorial, the yearly Memorial Day party at Craig's house, which I thought just happened. Like, I swear to God, you just did this.

Speaker 1 Craig is like very

Speaker 1 Craig, like, wants to be known. I feel as like as a Memorial Day party guy.
Yes, like he loves being known as like in his group of friends where like he has the Memorial Day party.

Speaker 1 And then this year he was like, I really want like us to be known as like the people that have like a New Year's Eve party. And like I just like didn't sign up for any of this.

Speaker 2 He likes having a community, which is cute, but the word community gives us hives.

Speaker 1 No, he loves having a community. And here's the other difference, I think, between like new york and the south is like

Speaker 1 if you went to college in new york like if you actually went to college in new york city i didn't but

Speaker 2 it's not a

Speaker 1 just again my college got canceled but that's a different story

Speaker 1 It's not as like camaraderie. Do you know what I mean? Like Craig is still friends with everyone he like lived with in college.

Speaker 2 Yes. That's cute.

Speaker 1 So like now they're all married. They all have kids.
So like they still want to fuck around the same way. So like they all come to Craig's house.
Yeah. Like old.
Where I don't know that

Speaker 1 like college camaraderie. And also like girls are just different in general.

Speaker 1 Like I have a group of girlfriends, but they don't all know each other, you know, or they don't all like fuck around with each other.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you don't let your friends know each other. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 No, because I also feel like girls are just different in general.

Speaker 2 I need different opinions. I can't have them all sharing.
I need to keep, they can't gossip with each other.

Speaker 1 Right. And then you have your certain like, you have like your going out friends.
You have your friends you call when, like, there's

Speaker 1 you really need advice. Like, you have different people, yes, but they're boys, so they're like, Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 Also, when you graduate from somewhere and then live there, like if I stayed in Wisconsin, I would have so many college friends, right?

Speaker 1 Like, all their wives went to school with them.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did they like tell college stories in Charleston? And then what do you say when they're telling their college stories? What do you do?

Speaker 2 Um,

Speaker 1 I just say, ha ha.

Speaker 2 Why do you feel like when people are like having inside jokes that you don't know that everyone's looking at you during it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like seeing how I react.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm like, I don't, everyone can tell that I'm not understanding, but they actually, I feel like they don't give a fuck and you're just in your own head. But, um, this is also my thing.

Speaker 2 When I throw a party, I feel so much pressure that I made people come to my party that I need everyone to have so much fun that I actually don't have any fun.

Speaker 2 And I've realized this about myself, and I'm okay with it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Craig definitely has fun at it for sure.

Speaker 1 But we, where we differ is like, if you're coming to my house for a party, I want you to wonder who lives in that home. Yeah, do I? I might not, who knows?

Speaker 1 Like, I don't want anything that gives a sign of life to be shown in the home where Craig's like, it's okay if there's things on the counter, where I'm like, there can't be anything on the counter, they can't know we get mail sanitizing,

Speaker 1 so that's where we're different. Yeah,

Speaker 1 um

Speaker 1 and so i like to like prep more before a party where he's like oh everyone's just gonna come over it's gonna be fun so we throw parties i think in a different way do his friends have kids yet because i feel like he's getting that awkward age where some do

Speaker 1 okay so they do but this is a no kids party which i had nothing to do with it no you i like you made that rule for sure I had no skin in the game. I actually didn't.
I would have said kids were fine.

Speaker 1 But there was a debate between their friend group of like,

Speaker 1 should the kids come? Should the kids not? And no kids ended up winning.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's funny.
We were talking about airplanes, how like it's no smoking, but should there also be like no kids area? Like, like in

Speaker 2 cruises and stuff, where there's like a no-kids pool. Should there be no kids areas in the city?

Speaker 1 Yeah, specifically on the upper west side.

Speaker 1 Here's what I'll say. I think there should be no kids in, like, yes, certain situations.
And I'm very much going to be a, like,

Speaker 1 like, no kids person for different situations. But growing up, my parents never went somewhere without me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I can never remember there being a holiday party and my parents being like, okay, we're going to our friends for a holiday party. You're staying home.
Like, that just like never happened.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I feel like you were perfect.

Speaker 2 Like, I feel like everyone saw you and they were like, oh my God, is that a matching set on her? And she's only three. And then you spun around.

Speaker 1 Actually, speaking of almond moms, my mom said that I was such a good child because I didn't care about anything, specifically like eating, other kids.

Speaker 1 Like, if kids were like doing something in the corner, I like didn't care. I was like, I don't really need to go over with them.
And I would just sit with my mom and be like, okay, we're sitting now.

Speaker 2 I mean, you're so cute.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's kind of like you now.

Speaker 1 No, literally, she would be like, we're sitting here and just, and I'd be like, okay.

Speaker 1 Like, who am I to go against what my mom would say?

Speaker 2 My poor mom, I remember there was like an Easter and she got a really cute dress for me with like socks and sandals and a really cute matching hat.

Speaker 2 And I did not fuck with hats. Like I was like, mom, you know, I have one rule.
I don't do the hats. And she's like, just for the photo, can you keep the hat on? I'm throwing the hat.

Speaker 2 I'm hiding the hat. I'm trying to burn the hat, burn the house down.
This is so good.

Speaker 1 Because you were so opposite.

Speaker 2 I also like was furious that like one of my socks, like that line on the sock was like going over one of my toes and I like couldn't fucking keep the socks on my feet.

Speaker 2 Like, so you know, I've chucked myself in the pool. Like, it's a fuck, it's a, it's a miracle I ever got a photo as a child that looked decent.

Speaker 2 If I did get it, I'd have like a demonic face on, like, because I did not want to be there.

Speaker 1 Do you remember the store growing when we were little? It was called the Children's Place.

Speaker 2 Yes, I think it's still there.

Speaker 1 Really? You You think they're still in business? We need to look that up. I died for the children's place.

Speaker 2 That place was lit.

Speaker 1 That place was my favorite. I would beg my mom, can we please go to the children's place?

Speaker 1 And any outfit that had a matching hat in the cart. And then mom has a hat in the cart.

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Speaker 2 So I am going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so fucking excited about. But Dez showed me there's this YouTube going viral of this children's rap group that is,

Speaker 2 they are so cute. It's called like my spark or something.
I'm gonna gonna actually I'm gonna add it right here I'm gonna play it for people. It is such a fucking Bob.

Speaker 2 I wish I was a rapper when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 How old are they? They're like maybe like nine, eight, nine, ten, like really.

Speaker 1 And it's boys, all boys.

Speaker 2 Boys and girls. And they have like a thick Irish accent.

Speaker 1 Wait, you should have them open for you.

Speaker 2 No, I'm trying to figure that out. Or I'm just going to have the song as my opening song.
Also, in London, so my pre-show Angry Woman playlist is

Speaker 2 arguably too important to me. Like I'll walk in a venue and they're like, okay, what's going on for the show? And I go, did you, are you playing the Angry Woman playlist right now?

Speaker 2 Because when girls walk in, that's the vibe. That's the energy.
I do it on the Giggly Squad shows too. And I'm always updating it.
So I go out, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, people,

Speaker 1 I feel like people don't know this very like niche thing about you. You love a Spotify playlist, but only one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, right. You only like Spotify.

Speaker 1 You only like adding to your one Spotify playlist, but like you're always adding. You're taking away, you're adding.
You're taking away, you're adding.

Speaker 2 And it's like this moment of all these girls who remember these songs from like the 2000s. So we're about to to start and

Speaker 2 the guy's like, do you want to start right now? And I'm like, yes. And then the share song comes on and I realize that the whole theater of like 1300 girls is like harmonizing to it.
Like fully.

Speaker 2 And I go, wait, we need to finish this song. And there's nothing women can't do.
Live without you strong enough. It was share.
And all backstage, we're dancing. The crew starts dancing.

Speaker 2 And then I was like, is this just the show? Do we end it here?

Speaker 2 So the girls are harmonizing. The girls are having a great time.
I don't know where this story was going. Oh, but long story short, I'm in Europe.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Have you done any shopping?

Speaker 2 So I'm driving my mom literally insane because all I do when I go to places is search vintage shops, which is honestly choosing violence because vintage shops have such a wide range.

Speaker 2 Like it's either like you're gonna get bit by something or you can't afford anything in the store. Yeah.
And there's like this in between that you sometimes find that is so fucking perfect.

Speaker 2 Like everything is clean and nice and not too expensive. But that's part of the fun, right? We're exploring.

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 1 have okay. This is like a crazy thing.
I love vintage designer. I've never gone like I've bought vintage designer like online, but I've never gone to a store and like found it and like sourced it.

Speaker 1 We need to make a plan.

Speaker 2 Paris. Within the next year.
We're going to Paris. I know the the shops are ready.
I'm taking you to. I've written it down.

Speaker 1 Okay. I also would really like to go to Monaco and do it.

Speaker 2 Obviously.

Speaker 1 Because they have something where, like, okay, you know, Morgue's.

Speaker 2 Yes. Yes, Taylor Fritz's girlfriend and my friend.

Speaker 1 Yes,

Speaker 1 tennis girlfriend. She has such cute style.
And like a couple months ago, she they had like a tennis tournament in Monaco and she was there. And she did the shopping haul.

Speaker 1 And she bought, I'm not kidding, seven designer like vintage things for $1,000.

Speaker 2 She also went to Tokyo once and found a place where it was like $300 for this stuff. And it's not DH gate, you guys, it's real.
But this is the thing about this vintage stuff.

Speaker 2 I don't love when a designer thing comes out that's cool and then everyone and their mom is fucking wearing it.

Speaker 2 So when you go vintage shopping, you find like a Fendi bag that you've never seen before. No one's going to have.
Great for conversation.

Speaker 2 It's your taste. Like you selected it for you.
I just fucking love that. Also, Monaco.
What the fuck is Monaco?

Speaker 2 Do you know what's a country? It's literally a small, very rich country just full of yachts, and it's like three yards long.

Speaker 2 And if you live there, there's like tax breaks, but no one can afford to live there. And I don't think they have a language.
They're just like in between France and Italy.

Speaker 1 They're kind of just like, yeah, whatever. We're rich.

Speaker 2 We don't really do this in anything. It's crazy.
They do that. They're like, don't look at us.

Speaker 2 Literally. But it's so chic.
So I've gone to some places and I just was like, Paige would lose her fucking mind. But

Speaker 2 it is,

Speaker 2 you feel like you earned it. Like you have to work for it sometimes.
Yeah. I just going to like just a Prada store and buying whatever the latest Prada is is like boring for me.
It gives me.

Speaker 2 I get that. It gets me just like sad.

Speaker 1 There's nothing, you want more creativity in it.

Speaker 2 You're right. I want a challenge.
I want to make things like a bad thing.

Speaker 1 You like a challenge. Yeah.
I want to come back. Because if you're, if you're spending like a significant amount of money, you need to die for it.

Speaker 2 And it needs to be special. And you know, when you see a girl with a bag that you're like, I've never seen that bag before and it's so fucking cool.

Speaker 2 Like that's what I want people to do when they look at me every day.

Speaker 1 I get that.

Speaker 1 I have this vision of like my daughter like leaving for college or something and her like coming in my closet and just like all the vintage stuff I've had for years that like Like I have this one Prada dress that I'm like, I can't wait for her to wear it and be like and like the day that she's like, oh my god, you have a Prada vintage dress?

Speaker 1 Like, yeah,

Speaker 2 I do.

Speaker 2 Or it wasn't vintage, but by the time she wants it, by the time she wants it, it is.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, you can have it.

Speaker 2 Also, side note: I feel like all over Instagram and TikTok, everyone's in Europe, and it's like so fucking annoying. Like, I'm like, oh my god, this person's also in Europe.

Speaker 2 And then I'm like, wait, I'm in Europe. I'm being such a hypocrite.

Speaker 1 Can we please

Speaker 1 talk about what's happening in Cannes?

Speaker 2 Oh my God.

Speaker 1 First of all,

Speaker 2 first of all, what is it?

Speaker 2 What's going on on the stage? Is it Khan? Is it Cane? Is it Raising Cons? Raising Cane.

Speaker 1 Is it multiple days of film festivals? Is it one day? I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 I think it's multiple days, but the thing is, also then there's just like random people there who aren't part of any of... the movies.
Like it'll just be like influencers and stuff that go to.

Speaker 2 So it's like fashion, but I don't know what clearly no one knows the rules.

Speaker 1 My PR was just like we'd really love to get you to go to Cayn' like film festival, and I was like, I would absolutely love to. I couldn't this year with my schedule, but I was like, what is it?

Speaker 1 And then they like didn't respond. They're like, okay, we'll do it next year.

Speaker 2 I'm like, okay.

Speaker 2 That is the most fashion shit ever, though.

Speaker 2 Just being like, I should literally do one of those Man on the Streets where you go around, you just say, like, have you been to, and just like a fancy French-sounding name?

Speaker 1 Why they haven't like let us just like take over the country, like, I just like don't know yet because we're so smart and we have so many good takes.

Speaker 1 Why they haven't put Giggly Squad on the Met Gala red carpet, just asking the most insane questions is beyond me. But you, at like a really intense, like, fashion moment, asking like

Speaker 1 if they've heard of a designer that you made up

Speaker 1 is my Roman Empire. Like, I need it.
Like, I just need a full show of you in the fashion community asking ridiculous questions.

Speaker 2 This is the thing, like, do I become a prankster? I don't know if I have it in me.

Speaker 2 I have seen a girl, though, who went around, like, during fashion week, to be like, are you going to the like Wesuava show? And everyone was like, yeah, I am. And it's like a fake show.
You know what?

Speaker 1 I was at one of the, I was at the Brandon Maxwell

Speaker 1 fashion show this year, and Moda Operanti hired

Speaker 1 this TikToker to like ask all these crazy questions. And before we did the interview, he was like, you can either go along with what I'm about to say or you can like be normal.

Speaker 1 And so I like didn't know. And he asked one of those questions where I was like, I actually really don't know this.
But I like leaned into it and was like, I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Like I wasn't going to try and act like I knew because I knew he was kidding.

Speaker 2 So instead of being outed for being dumb, you pretended you were being dumb on purpose, kind of like the Montana boys. Yeah.
Yet Yet again.

Speaker 2 Yet again.

Speaker 1 We have so many similarities.

Speaker 1 It's actually terrifying.

Speaker 2 No, but Paris was amazing. I went for two days with my mom.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 sorry, I'm just thinking of like the Montana boys when they get nervous and like they clench their jaws. And I feel like that makes people stop talking to them because they're like

Speaker 1 blindsided by like their bone structure.

Speaker 1 I feel like, what's the equivalent to girls? And it's like, I'll just start flashing people.

Speaker 1 Okay, anyway, what were you saying?

Speaker 2 Then I went to Paris.

Speaker 2 Sorry. No, I was in Paris with my mom.
It was so much fun. We did so much walking.
It was crazy. And then we went to London.
And this is the first time I've ever been to London.

Speaker 2 Have you been to London?

Speaker 1 I have been to London.

Speaker 1 Do what?

Speaker 1 I've been a couple of times. One time I was there and I went through my boyfriend's cell phone.

Speaker 1 I found out that he was cheating on me, but we were in a gorgeous hotel in London, so I just kept it to myself for like a hot minute.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm going to enjoy this dinner though first, and then we'll deal with this back in America.

Speaker 2 Don't you hate that when you're supposed to be having fun, but you need to like truly destroy someone's life? And you're like, can I have fun for five more minutes? Can I just finish my steak?

Speaker 1 No, also, like, feeling trapped in a five-star hotel, like in a different country, is a different

Speaker 2 Ariel.

Speaker 2 The what? It's giving

Speaker 2 Rapunzel.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and so it's like you find yourself in really odd situations in your 20s. And so, like, the first time I ever went to London, I was so excited.

Speaker 1 And then I realized my boyfriend had been cheating on me for months, like while I'm standing doing my makeup in the bathroom hotel. But I loved it.
I had a great time.

Speaker 2 This is a mental health moment for all the girlies who are like seeing all these people in Europe. It doesn't matter where you are, their mind is a prison.
Our minds are a prison.

Speaker 2 Just found out they're No one is actually happy.

Speaker 1 They're fighting. They're

Speaker 2 demons, but they just happen to be in Rome.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you have any advice for girls who have been cheated on in the past?

Speaker 2 Sorry, I'm going full Barbara Walters, but I feel like you've dealt with a lot of cheating scandals, surprisingly, in your short life.

Speaker 2 Not on you. It's all their fault.
It's all them. Cheating is literally always them.

Speaker 2 How have you kept your confidence up or trust in relationships?

Speaker 1 I think, honestly, that's where like my love of revenge came from.

Speaker 1 And it was really like the first,

Speaker 1 I would say, like more than like half of the relationships I've been in have ended because like of cheating.

Speaker 1 And obviously, like when you're in college and you're in your like early 20s, like no one should be cheating.

Speaker 1 But like, I almost get that more where it's like, okay, you're in college, like, you made out with someone. Like, okay, big deal, whatever.

Speaker 2 It wasn't that serious.

Speaker 1 Like, I truly feel like anyone I dated before 25 i'm like you we were both children i don't care about anything you did to me then like it's fine our brains aren't fully formed right but like in terms i and like the last time i was like cheated on where it like really broke me like hurt me like couldn't believe it was happening to me i was 25 and literally the next thing i did was go on a reality tv show Yeah, you fucking took that ammo and is and was like, okay, well, you're never gonna be able to talk to me again.

Speaker 1 And yeah, and I just I think revenge is truly and not revenge in terms of like, oh, go sleep with this friend, which I have done.

Speaker 1 I love that kind of revenge too. I'm not opposed to it.
I'm really not.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to yuck your yum.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's like a petty type of revenge. And I've partaken.
And I'm, it does feel great.

Speaker 2 I've dabbled.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but like long-term revenge.

Speaker 1 Oh, honey, there's nothing like it.

Speaker 1 And I realized that I did get long-term revenge on this one particular man when one of his best friends years later texted me and said, I just want to let you know we still all talk about you and watch your Instagram and watch everything you're doing and we still love you and we wish he ended up with you, but like he's an idiot.

Speaker 1 And then I let it go. And that was a couple of years later.
And then I was like, and now I can release this.

Speaker 2 And I was like, who's next?

Speaker 2 You go, and now I found peace.

Speaker 1 I do think

Speaker 2 sometimes you like look at people and you're like, how are they so driven?

Speaker 2 Like Like some of the most successful people have been through some of the most horrible things, like have been hard done by, is what Des calls it, like fucked over by people, so that they want to do it.

Speaker 2 Because when they do succeed,

Speaker 2 success feels so much better when people tried to tear you down or people

Speaker 2 underestimated you or people tried to hurt you. That's what success is for.
Success is boring if there's not a fucking good storyline with it.

Speaker 1 You know, like when you watch like a sports sports movie, or like if you've ever been on like a sports team and they're like before you go out to like play some big game or something, they're like, you have to get mad.

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Speaker 1 all your like emotions, whatever. That's how I feel like in life getting back at boyfriends.
You're like, no, you have to get mad, figure out what

Speaker 1 is really going to set them off, and then do that.

Speaker 2 And that's how life guides you. It really, boyfriends, getting out of relationships guides your life so well because you always level up.
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Speaker 1 No, I'm so happy I was cheated on the amount of times I was cheated on because it changed my brain chemistry in terms of dealing with men. And then it literally made me so mad.

Speaker 2 Well, it's you got wiser. And I think that's why like older people are so wise because so many fucked up things have happened to them that they've seen it all and they know what to expect.

Speaker 2 Where like the worst thing is when you're like 22 years old and you trust everyone and you think everyone has the best intentions. Yeah.
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Speaker 2 We have to adjust what just happened.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I'm doing my craft, my job.

Speaker 2 My boyfriend just walks in. Mom is working.

Speaker 1 One of the most insane questions I've ever been asked, never been asked this question in my life. Do you know how to throw a frisbee?

Speaker 1 Sorry, is this

Speaker 2 pressing?

Speaker 1 This question must be answered right now.

Speaker 2 He had to, and it wasn't like it just came out of his mouth. He had to go upstairs to ask it.

Speaker 1 He was just standing there in a towel. He must have been in the shower being like, I wonder if she knows how to do this.
I'm going to ask her immediately when I get out.

Speaker 2 Also, that's a trigger for me because I actually am extremely athletic, but cannot throw a frisbee. Like, I'll kill an entire family in Central Park with like one frisbee throw.

Speaker 2 Like, the dog's dead too. I will just hook it all

Speaker 2 up.

Speaker 1 No, whoever invented the frisbee is an actual idiot. What a stupid fucking game and toy.

Speaker 2 In my high school, there was this thing called Ultimate Frisbee, whereas for all like the pothead guys who were like tall but like were kind of nerdy and didn't want to play a real sport sport, so they just like played Ultimate Frisbee and they got really into it.

Speaker 2 And the things men will do not to go to therapy.

Speaker 1 No, I think men are good at frisbee because it's on the wrist and all they do is jerk themselves off.

Speaker 2 No, my wrist does not know what to do.

Speaker 1 Tell me it's not correct.

Speaker 2 Where is the lie?

Speaker 2 Where is the lie?

Speaker 1 I'm like, how do you get that range? Like, oh, I've been working on this for years.

Speaker 2 So my favorite comedian, Rory Scoville, everyone should watch his Netflix special called Rory Scoville does stand up for the first time and he just came up with an HBO one.

Speaker 2 Max, sorry. He has a whole joke about when guys throw the frisbee like the other way, like not the discus way, like the other way.

Speaker 2 And he's like, who's going to like see that and be like, there you go, ladies? Like, who wants some pussy? Look at how I can throw a frisbee. Like, calm the fuck down.

Speaker 2 That's such an ick that you can throw the frisbee multiple ways.

Speaker 1 I've never seen a man throw a frisbee and me say, I wonder what that guy's name is.

Speaker 1 Like, if anything, I'm like, we should leave this area. It's unsafe.
No, literally.

Speaker 2 When I go to a park and there's a frisbee going around, I go, I don't want to get decapitated today. Yeah.
I'm not in the mood. Some days I am.
I'm not in the mood.

Speaker 2 Oh, God.

Speaker 2 Anyway, I'm in London town.

Speaker 2 When do you get back? I'm going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so excited for because I consider myself part of the Irish.

Speaker 2 I'm there for a full week. I'm doing two shows in Dublin.
But you know what? I realized after being here,

Speaker 2 we have to do giggly shows in London and Dublin.

Speaker 1 No, we have to.

Speaker 2 Because when you do stand-up comedy, like it's funny because of like specific cultural references and niche jokes. So I was a little nervous, like in London, are they going to get everything?

Speaker 2 They got every, I made like a Spongebob reference and they got it like yeah every reference I said I literally said cash me outside how about that and they laughed like they knew everything and then the internet is universal you're 100% right we live in a global world but like I just I mean yeah they they call maybe little things differently but we're fine basically like there's so many gigglers in London it was crazy and when British people think you're funny it's like

Speaker 1 I was just gonna say that I was like I was just gonna ask is it when you get like applauded on stage and you're in ireland or england does it almost feel a little better because i think that their humor is a little bit more highbrow than like america so whenever someone british is like oh you're funny i'm like oh my god thank you well they're so dry and the british are also obsessed with like language and talking correctly and stuff and i was talking and the girls said that they loved my american accent but then this one guy in the front was like i don't really like american accents and i was like no he goes I don't really like American accents.

Speaker 2 I'm like, at least I open my fucking mouth when I speak. Okay.
So I got in one of those fights. And then I said something about the Revolutionary War, but like, it went over okay.

Speaker 2 I just like, I get intrusive thoughts on stage and I like have to let it out, but the gigglers get it. They're like, she went for it.

Speaker 2 I'm like, look, I don't even understand wars. Like, revolution, like, whatever.
We're from Sicily. We obviously don't understand.
We don't know what's going on. Like, sure, you can have it.

Speaker 1 Do you need extra sauce?

Speaker 2 Do you need sauce? Does he want some of that? Do you remind you take that land? Dip. Bread in it too.
Dip some bread in it. Oh, also, whenever I see bread, I think of Craig.
So that's annoying.

Speaker 1 No, that's so

Speaker 2 annoying.

Speaker 2 Like, literally, I'm having such a good day. Also, I fully called Craig out on Instagram.
Did you see? No, what did you do? Well, I got a tag from Paige. So I'm always like, what is this bitch saying?

Speaker 2 And I look, and you posted all the Polaroids of us from our photo shoot day, and it was the first photo.

Speaker 2 And I was like, so that means not only does she like me, second of all, she thinks that I looked good on her grid aesthetically, which is like, I can't really even process that right now.

Speaker 1 Stunning in those photos, yeah.

Speaker 2 Third, it just, she's proud of me. And then immediately I'm like, oh no, Craig is jelly.
And then I had to write it down. And I wrote, oh my God, I'm on the grid at Craig is jelly.

Speaker 2 And I think he liked it, but I can't always tell. Because we're joking, but we're not.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Hannah tried dating him. I can never fucking tell.
I'm like, are we joking or are we not?

Speaker 1 And I feel like that is our relationship where sometimes I'm just like, did you take that as a joke? Because I meant it as a joke. And that's just like how our relationship is.

Speaker 1 So don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 So yeah, thanks for putting me on the grid. Like, it means a lot.

Speaker 2 Because that's all what friendship really is about is social media likes and shares.

Speaker 1 You're essentially in my top eight. I wouldn't even be able to have a top eight now.

Speaker 1 What eight people that's called having a bachelorette party where like it just starts fights If you genuinely have eight people in your life that you know like well also no, there's no way there's eight people in your life that are genuinely rooting for you You got one in there that's at least a spy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah for your enemies. Yeah.
Also when you first of all when you're an adult who has time for eight friends also I don't want people to know who the eight people are that I fuck with.

Speaker 2 I like to keep my circle quiet. I like to be like, who's she with? Who's she? I like to move in silence.

Speaker 1 I saw meme the other day that was so interesting. And it's like, it was like I survived that one girlfriend who was secretly a hater that like tried to sabotage me, but I didn't find out until later.

Speaker 1 And like, now we're not friends anymore. And that's girlhood.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. I saw something that was like.
The friend who tells you when people are talking bad about you is the friend you can't trust because she's a safe space

Speaker 1 for the people to talk shit about you.

Speaker 2 And it's so funny because actually, me and you, like, I will try to get info from you, or you'll try to get info from me, and people know that we tell each other everything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it's actually really fucking difficult.

Speaker 1 It actually hit a point where I was like, I feel like people actively,

Speaker 1 this is, I mean, years ago, but people actively stopped talking about you when I would walk into a room and I'd be like, no, what were you saying?

Speaker 2 What were you saying?

Speaker 2 No, say it. Sorry.
I'm like, I I know that, like, I've playing, I've definitely been guilty of playing two sides of something, but it's never like that dramatic.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, how'd you feel when that happened? But like, when someone's saying, like, fucked up shit people said about you, I'm like, oh, you're, that was you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You made them feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm trying to think if like I've ever had a friend call me and say, all these people were talking about you.

Speaker 1 I feel like no, not into like that huge extreme, but I've definitely had girl, I've had friends start it like I've had friends who aren't that close call me and be like your best friend said this and I was like wait what that's yeah like that's actually really scary well then yeah sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who are like evil obsessed with you um I feel like what

Speaker 1 This I wanted to ask you about so bad because anytime I see anything sports, I'm like, oh, my friend's a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 Like, I wonder what her take is on it. Did you see the TikTok video of the woman running a marathon and she's about to go

Speaker 1 through like the rope and win first place?

Speaker 1 And her husband goes in front of the finish line, pushes the kids in front of the finish line for her to hug them first, obviously slowing down her time and like could potentially make her get in second place because there's someone right behind her.

Speaker 1 And she kind of like

Speaker 1 runs around the kid to go through the finish line. And the husband's standing in the back being like, oh my God, I can't can't believe she didn't hug our kids.

Speaker 1 Everyone was stitching the video, being like, Sometimes you marry your biggest fucking hater.

Speaker 1 And so many women were who like were marathon runners and like legit runners. And then other women who were just like

Speaker 1 college athletes or whatever were saying how, like, if you do a sport and you're an adult, like she runs marathons, like she takes that to heart. Like, she's trying to beat her own time.

Speaker 1 And he was purposely trying to slow her time down.

Speaker 2 and i just found it so fucking that is so fascinating because i've definitely i was in one relationship where it's almost like they want to keep their enemies close where like he wanted to know what i was doing at all times and he was very controlling and when i got out of it he kept wanting to get coffee like every couple weeks and I was like he literally is trying to just keep like a pulse on

Speaker 2 my life and keep tabs on what I'm doing and it's like it's a weird thing of like love an obsession or it's like do you love me or do you want to be me no like you want to fuck me or do you want to wear asking myself that like are you my friend or are you secretly playing praying on my downfall and then you're gonna like come in and take my spot no it and this is just like speaking from like we are type a not really no we're not type a I just lied to everyone but like we're driven and we want to do things and you want a partner that adds value yeah well you want to know that your partner's not like secretly rooting against you and like happy when like

Speaker 1 because as

Speaker 1 I just feel like when you have a partner and you like are legitimately married and that like you it literally is an extension of you like you are the same person.

Speaker 1 So if someone fucks up your race or your like sport, I would take it personally like they fucked up mine. Yep.

Speaker 2 Can I actually give an example from today? And I don't, I feel like I don't talk about Duz that much on the pod, but he basically I sold out my first show in Dublin, which is where he's from.

Speaker 2 He's talked about Vicker Street, that he's played there. And it's my dream to play there.
And I was like, I want to add another show. But obviously, it's hard.
Like, it's a lot of tickets.

Speaker 2 And the second show, we're like still trying to sell more tickets. And then today,

Speaker 2 his good friend, Joanne McNally, who's an amazing, amazing comedian and has a hilarious podcast of her own called My Therapist Ghosted Me, posted

Speaker 2 a promotion basically being like, Hey, go get tickets to Hannah's show. So, I messaged Dez, and I was like, Oh my god, Joanne's so cute for promoting the show.

Speaker 2 And he goes, I may or may not have like given her a little.

Speaker 1 No, I'll, I, you,

Speaker 1 I don't get emotional, and that is making me emotional. That's so, but that's like what it should be.

Speaker 2 Well, because like, I he knows I'm busy, I'm running around, and he has a friend who, you know, and he just did it without me even asking because he's thinking about me and i would do the same for him and it just you just feel more powerful when you have someone behind you who's fucking rooting for you like you know how you feel weaker when you know someone's just out to get you imagine flipping that feeling and feeling like someone is like your protector who's just protecting you with things you don't even know what's going on and like that's the energy And a lot of people are dating and marrying people that like put them in situations.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what I was about to say.

Speaker 2 You know what? People do get in situations, though. Like, people don't talk about enough.

Speaker 1 And that's what we have to remember. People get in situations.

Speaker 2 Okay, Kylie Jenner. I'm realizing things that situations happen.

Speaker 1 Situations happen and people find themselves in them.

Speaker 2 And once I was in a situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's scary.

Speaker 2 And if you find yourself in a situation, just know Paige told you it was going to happen.

Speaker 2 Oh, one more thing about friends I'm obsessed with. I love when someone's

Speaker 2 annoyed at you.

Speaker 2 like I have like a an ex who like whatever and then he starts ignoring my friend too and she's like I didn't even do anything but like he knows that that we're so close that he's mad at her too yeah no that's definitely a thing I feel like I have a lot of beef with men that I've literally never met

Speaker 1 and that's genuinely from like the giggly squad like they you've never even said anything to them but they know that There's beef.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I've had so many girls DM me like certain situationship like scenarios just to like get my take on it and I've responded and been like why do I hate this man so much you know like I have a lot of hate towards men that I've never met

Speaker 2 I heard one more thing that's crazy

Speaker 2 I saw a tick tock on New York Times about

Speaker 2 how incels historically have always been like the problem of societies how like back in the day the incels were the people they would like put on boats to like go find new land like because men who like were socially like not able to have sex with women and weird were the ones who would be violent and like bad things would happen.

Speaker 2 And that they said, like, the Vikings, even though, like, on Netflix, they make them look so sexy and hot, like, they were just a bunch of crazy incels. And

Speaker 2 so, like, we need to do something with the incels. And, like, we haven't figured it out yet in this generation.

Speaker 1 No, it's so

Speaker 2 we have to ship them somewhere. somewhere.
Send them to Jupiter to get more Jupiter.

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