Giggling about summer, Cannes, and thrifting

hello my i always want to say galapagos gigglers it's so funny because i always want whenever you started in my head I say gargantuan every week every time gargantuan's insane that is the craziest word i've ever heard in my life insane um i have a gargantuan ass do you have a diffuser um such a girl i feel like i did but it like it was like a liquid one and then like butter

knocked it over and it was like smelled like fucking no no no i'm sorry no sorry that's

humidifier no diffuser for like your blow dryer for your hair i have no idea what that is okay

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Not available in all states. As you guys know, I partnered with DSW to curate the cutest spring shoe collection.
Just fabulous. It's just so freaking adorable.
Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers. I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages.
Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them. I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like, honestly, with like sweatpants, jeans, capris.
I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now. And then I added a lot of really cute heels.
Honestly, I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels, which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things. But I really tried to think what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them um thanks for gigging me with us okay I've been recently on tiktok and i've just been like seeing girls like using diffusers and i have a thought i think that i actually have curly hair like i identify with like i don't though but like in my brain i'm like oh i identify with girls with like curly hair but yet i don't use hair products for curly hair because I don't have curly hair but I've always wanted it are you going through something right now no as I get older in the back it's like so crinkly so I'm like wait do I low-key have curly hair but I've straightened it my whole life that I because my mom has curly hair so I'm thinking about buying a diffuser and like buying a bunch of curly hair products and seeing if I can have curly hair maybe just go to therapy well that is the girl equivalent I'm like maybe I should change my hair texture i love but i also love that you think that you've like tricked everyone that you actually have straight hair like you fooled the world and you are you fooled yourself no because my mom you gaslit yourself the curliest hair like that she's straight your hair texture does does change over time Yeah, I feel like it does and i feel like i'm a wavy hair curly i don't want to like get into it but like my gray hairs have main character energy they only grow straight up they're like hello and i've heard um that they're so much harder to dye i need to like get a gloss or something because i'm starting to get some grease can you gloss your hair like that would be so fun for like not just me but for the gigglers because like you've got bangs you got short hair you've done all these fun things is glossing though like I I'd have to look into glossing I have a gloss so do you sit there for the same amount of times that you are dying your hair? No, it's so quick.
It's literally 15 minutes and it's healthy for your hair. Oh, OK, because my whole thing is like the only way to really fuck up your hair is bleach it.
But also, I don't know what I'm talking about. Like, this is literally there's no knowledge behind this.
But just if you bleach your hair, it'll fuck it up. That's all I know.
But like you putting highlights, you putting ombre. Is that what it's called? No, Bali ombre.
Putting ombre. Do you remember ombre? Like when the girls would get green on the bottom of their hair and I'm like, she's a freak.
I think it's ombre, but I'm into your pronunciation. I think it's spelled O-M-B-R-E

with an accent mark on the E.

I think you're right.

But like you can say

I don't know what you're saying

but get balayage.

Do you know how to spell balayage?

No.

Actually, B-A-L-A-Y

balayage.

Yeah. Balayage.
You're shit.

Balayage.

You were so close.

You're literally the female Montana boys.

You're the Italian Montana boys.

Albany girls.

Wait, Hannah.

I'm literally the girl Montana boys.

Oh, God.

You're like, what's your favorite date?

And I'm like, April 14th. this is not too hot not too cold i do have to can i like go dark for a second sure i have to tell the gigglers i had a really bad experience um before i left for my flight i came home and i was really hungry yeah i think it was after the podcast we recorded it late so i got back at like 9 p.m And I was really hungry.
Yeah. I think it was after the podcast.
We recorded it late. So I got back at like 9 p.m.
And I was really hungry. And my mom was like, just go to sleep.
And I'm like, life is too short. I need to eat.
So then I was like, I'm just going to get something on Uber. I don't even look at my fridge.
There's nothing in my fridge. Nothing's going to happen.
When I'm hungry, I'm like, everyone's against me. The world's against me.
I'm uncomfortable in my own skin. I just feel like I'd rather, I don't want to sleep.
I want to eat. You'd rather not.
I just, no. Just everything everyone says, I'm like, what? So then I go, I'm going to order Uber.
It's really hard to go to bed hungry as an adult. Yeah.
I've told myself that it helps put me to sleep like when my stomach's full. Same.
That's why I always have cereal before bed because I'm like the milk is going to soothe me little. I feel like because as you're older and you're more anxious, I don't need to also have an anxious tummy.
You know, I want to at least be happy. One of us needs to be happy.
So someone needs to be full and content and it's not going to be no it's not gonna be my brain not the brain so i get rice and beans in a case quesadilla as i do from one of my favorite places to combi and it says it's like 30 minutes away i'm like fine it's worth it wait this is such a sidebar but do you ever order from popo i love popo i used to to live in Murray Hill back in the day when I was a frat star. Okay.
It's single handedly like saving lives because it's literally just like it's so cheap and it's just like chicken and rice. And it's like the best chicken you ever had.
And it's Peruvian. So it's the green sauce that they put some crack cocaine in it.
And it's so good. It's the best chicken you'll ever have.
Wait. podcast sponsored by popo i mean it should be but i was just thinking that's like a that is my go-to and i'm like i'm really hungry nothing else is open or what time is it what do i feel like i'm always you're so right so i should have done popo instead i get a little crazy or to combi and i've had moments where like they'll call 20 minutes in oh sorry we closed no they said it was getting picked up but the guy was just like hovering around the restaurant I'm like this is weird but it's fine talking to Des the guy finally picks what time at what time is it now he finally picks it up like after 40 minutes so it's long but I'm like it's happening it's fine and the guy um gets towards our apartment my apartment's a little complicated to find and i keep calling him and he keeps going one minute miss one minute and he hangs up and does is like he definitely doesn't speak english and that's just what he says so he's been hovering around my building for it's 20 minutes now so i say fuck it i'm going downstairs i'm finding this man yeah so i help this guy out the second i go outside it's like 11 15 at this point like unsafe unsafe in my crocs and he cancels the order the second i go outside so then i'm looking around like i'm gonna find this motherfucker because he has my food and i just i can't find him so i go back inside and i go up to des i go outside.
So then I'm looking around like I'm gonna find this motherfucker because he has my food. And I just I can't find him.
So I go back inside and I go up to Des. I go he canceled the order.
And he's like okay. How did he cancel it though? He basically said that it got delivered.
So then I had to report it which I did. Don't worry everyone.
I got my $36 back. But I'm still starving.
I will say I will give uber eats their roses and crowns they are they have a similar model to amazon they're like oh sorry bitch you need your money back here it is you broke ass bitch immediately returned to you we're so sorry for that they do make it easy when like when they fuck up they're they're cool with it but so i'm basically really starving it's like 11 30 at this point and i go okay i'm gonna be a normal person and i'm gonna open up my fridge nothing in my fridge but some soy sauce so then i go to my freezer and i i have this thing where i'll go to trader joe's once a year and grab like 40 frozen meals because i think that i'm gonna be like a health queen making like salmon burgers and like chicken bowls oh my god i love a miso glaze how have i not lived with having cauliflower gnocchi that is me that is her so i look and i have all this stuff and i was like and des just brought it bought an air fryer because he's going through a midlife crisis. So I grabbed one of these chicken bowls and I heat it up.
It takes like 10 minutes and I start eating it and it tastes fucking weird. And for the first time in my life, I realized, do you know, frozen food goes bad? No, it doesn't.
Apparently. Apparently.
So then Des is like, it's probably bad. It's been in there forever.
And I'm like, it's's frozen that's the whole point of freezing it that it like lives forever like walt disney wait that's in my brain too like if it's frozen it's good i don't care how long it's been in there like you know when you go to your grandma's and she just pulls out something frozen and fucking cooks it so then i realized like this is bad like this chicken is bad so then i'm i'm like even more panicking I'm hungry and I think I'm like how much had you eaten like three bites because you know the first two you don't taste because you're hungry and then I was like that's not right so then I'm like what else is in here and I pull out like a tilapia filet that I've never eaten but I bought for some reason and this is like do not put that in that's definitely bad and then i realized everything in it is bad so then i'm like was there an expiration date i you you know it's like hard to look but like i found it and i was like yeah that's a year old so like i haven't gotten new stuff because my fridge my freezer is full of shit so i haven't bought more and then i have like tons of dumplings why did i buy those anyway i'm actually like starting to panic at this point and des is looking at me and he could tell that like i'm not myself i need a snickers and i also like most people i guess could be like i'll have a cookie i want savory like i want a fucking meal so he goes do you want me to go across the street and get chinese for you and that was really cute of him that's so nice i said we could have done this two hours ago um where were you where were you when i'm searching for this fucking guy on the street like i i knew i was gonna go to europe and not see him for a while so i said you know i'll go with you we'll go on a little date across the street to get chinese so what time is it now it's like 11 this is like 11 45 so we go down um and the place is closed which has like never happened in the history of New York City Chinese food restaurants no like this is when I was like my enemies are fucking on their shit right now yeah so then he's like let's go to a deli let's go to a deli we go to one deli the deli's like oh we closed our food like you can have a granola bar and i was like there's no fucking possible way i'm paying so much money in rent and i can't get a meal at 11 45 in new york city this is new york city it's why we live there this is the only reason why we live there so then oh really we go across the street because obviously there's a bodega across the street from the other bodega we walk in there's food i said thank god thank god and i'm panicking and i'm like just give me whatever's fast i said can i please have a bagel with scallion cream cheese he goes yes and i'm looking at des i'm starting to you know dance a little i'm like humming i'm excited excited the world is looking okay again the rainbows butterflies yeah and i'm going to the guy to pay and the guy goes um cream cheese and jelly and i was like no i look over and he made a bagel with cream cheese and jelly and i said scallion cream cheese and jelly well i think he didn't know what scallion was and he just thought i said jelly and i look at des and i said did i say jelly because i'm i'm off right now i don't trust myself i don't trust anyone around me I look at him I said no I just I just just give me regular cream cheese please and he's like yeah I thought that was weird you asked for jelly and I was like I don't know what's happening I did not ask for jelly so then I look at that like I was holding the bread I'm not eating the jelly I don't want jelly I want savory so fast forward another 10 minutes I finally get my bagel um but i i actually like i kind of i think a tear like i i cried during this process um but i was fed and i went to bed i i almost had like a full breakdown um when you're hungry and like frustrated that that's when I start crying. Yeah.

No, Des was like, are you joking or not? And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, like when you don't know, being frustrated over anything is the number one feeling I hate more than anything.
I'd rather be so mad that I'm going to burn down an entire town than ever feel like frustrated. yeah also not to just like totally you know hate the jelly community i will give a quick bagel order that i think you might really like if you try some point because you do like a savory regular plain cream cheese on a toasted bagel with jelly and bacon like i think i'd bite it and be like oh that's fun like i wouldn't hate it but i wouldn't order it on purpose it's giving like a date like a appetizer like a date with goat cheese and bacon yes it's giving the trash version of like a french breakfast no i actually do like bagels with cream cheese and jelly just in that moment that was not what i needed it was not what my journey it was not what i wanted but i actually also not to brag about myself one thing i am good at is i know exactly what the fuck i want to eat like you know a man will be like girls never know what they want to eat I wake up in the morning I know I know what my friends want to eat I know everyone wants to eat we're all I know is we're fucking eating and I'm gonna find it I'm gonna know where actually this is really one of my favorite things to do and we don't do it a lot but I savor it when we do is going out to eat just with you like I really enjoy that's like when we're on the road there's nothing better than eating with someone who enjoys eating like you give eating the roses that it deserves like you're talking about it you're in it you're in the moment you're like this is really good you should try this i love this i need more ketchup where's the waiter like you're you're never like when we're eating you're never not present and i think it's a really beautiful moment wait so you're thinking about like every regret you've ever had in your life and I'm like if I don't get sour cream with this burrito I'm gonna lose my mind yeah like I can I can take away my own appetite so quickly because like I'll think of something like I said two weeks ago and I'm like I can't even freaking finish this like I hate myself like where you are so in the moment and i think it's like i just love it so much because my family is like that like when we're eating like we're talking about it we're cutting pieces up putting it on other plates talking about what the next meal is and so like it's very comforting for me when you're like i love what i'm eating some would say i'm a little bit of an emotional eater I'm like you know what would make this day better bacon that I'm not addressing my real problems and I'm just and you always have like you always have like a little snack and that like it's also something that's very comforting to me like I know that at any moment you have a little snack in your bag and like but snacks are like purely emergencies.
They're not for joy. They're for those moments where I've realized I'm really losing my mind.
And then I go, oh, I just need a Snickers. I literally just need a Snickers.
It's also just people are built differently where some people just like need more food faster at all times. maybe you do you have like a mild blood sugar problem where like when your blood sugar dips

low you do you have like a mild blood sugar problem where like when your blood sugar dips low you do get like no i need to eat i love when you diagnose me and i'm gonna believe it i'm like maybe you have diabetes i'm gonna tell des i have a mild blood sugar problem page told me so i need dessert now i need a cheeseburger now i have a mild blood sugar problem, Paige told me. So I need dessert now.
I need a cheeseburger now. I have a mild blood sugar problem.
I feel like at any moment, if you bring up someone's blood sugar, you can't say anything back. No, you're so right.
Who are you to fight about someone else's blood sugar? If someone brings up their period or their blood sugar, get the fuck away from them. Let them live.
Yeah. But I think it's so real.
real i definitely think i have blood sugar levels my thing is i also have a phobia of being hungry yeah like literally that scene in train wreck i'm always like oh my god i'm so hungry or like i need a snack because i haven't eaten anything today except i did have an omelet and then i did have um a whole fruit salad and yogurt in. And then I did have lunch and I had two dinners.
But I am. There's a couple of things that like you can count on and it's literally taxes.
And then Hannah's had breakfast, lunch and dinner. Like just know that when she says anything, she's had three meals.
I hate when I'm with other people who don't respect the art of breakfast lunch and dinner we're like it's 2 p.m and they're like oh we had a big breakfast and i go oh yep but there's a time change so that doesn't matter to me i do think it's like eating is actually very romantic too like i think des and i are very compatible eaters like some people eating literally starts fights i have one friend who like he gets annoyed when you know his like girlfriend and him disagree about what to eat it takes forever and it's like that happens three times a day like that's that's that's divorce worthy one time a boyfriend made me go to couples therapy you are such a meme of you are the problem okay i never understood when people like weren't compatible in terms of eating because i just had never met anyone that like didn't because also we're Italian so like we're only giving we're only offering the best food on the planet so it's like any like so I like never understood it yeah one time I had this boyfriend who made me go to couples therapy like in the first couple months of us dating which I should have known then that like it was a red flag but anyway you know me i showed up to therapy i'm like i'm so ready for this i'm in a cardigan like let's do it let's break it down and you lied the whole time the whole time the entire time i was like what what is going on here how did i get here how am i sitting on this couch with like terracotta walls talking to a therapist who I later found out was not a licensed therapist. So that's a whole different situation and category.
His friend named Jeremy. Yeah.
That I like found myself in. But one of our biggest fights that we ever had was there was a pint of ice cream in the freezer.
I ate half of the pint one night and then the following day a full 24 hours later I was like oh my second half of my pint is in the freezer like I'm gonna clean this right up I got this and I I felt like I was in a time warp because my boyfriend at the time was shocked appalled couldn't believe that I would have the audacity to eat ice cream two nights in a row and so that was the first time I was ever like oh okay people have issues with food and it's not always me but I took that on where I was like wait is this crazy like I'm 28 am I not allowed to eat ice

cream two nights in a row am I not allowed to have depression no excuse me sir don't bring up

my blood sugar it seems like a HIPAA violation also I need this ice if you're bringing up ice

cream I have to say our Italian ancestors my family even my mom she has ice cream every single

night it's calcium every night an aperitivo yes every night she has like one or two scoops of

Thank you. My family, even my mom, she has ice cream every single night.
It's calcium. So it's an aperitivo.
Yes. Every night she has like one or two scoops of ice cream just to keep the calcium levels up.
No, you just, you need a little sweet. Like you need a little something.
And like, I'm not letting my Ben and Jerry's half a pint be sad in the freezer because like only half of it was eaten he's jealous you're having a threesome with Ben and Jerry yeah it's just so if anyone ever makes you feel bad about food find yourself a Des who will go to a Chinese food restaurant when it's closed knock on the doors and then take you to a deli well it's so funny the one difference is Des loves like sweets and I don't but it works because like we'll both get ice cream and i'll have like two bites and then i'll give it to him but no i've said this before in the pod and this is still like a thing that upsets me is the one thing des does is he doesn't ever want my food besides ice cream so when we eat like i see his plate and i'm like okay i want that i want that i want that. I want that.
Yeah. And he'll give it to me.
And then I'm like, OK, what do you want for mine? And he'll be like, I ordered what I wanted. And I'm like, so you don't want anything for me.
So when you're with me and Des, it's like being with the same person because I've never taken off of your plate ever. And I feel like I ordered knowing is this big enough for Hannah to have the rest? Your food is my food also your food his thing is he's just like if i would have wanted your food i would have gotten your food i don't want your food but my dad is mr eats everything so i just was like why are we not but also a guy should never get upset at a girl for eating too much because we're eventually gonna have babies for you if we do and we need enough nutrients to have the babies right and also like i know men are our number one killer but like starvation is not how i'm going like i just refuse it's not how i'm going it's not my journey and oh god anywho so you're in charleston for the memorial the yearly memorial day party at craig's house which i thought just happened like i swear to god you just did this craig is like very um craig like wants to be known i feel as like the memorial day party guy yes like he loves being known as like in his group of friends where like he has the memorial day party and then this year he was like i really want like us to be known as like the people that have like a new year's eve party and like i just like didn't sign up for any of this he likes having a community which is cute but the word community gives us hives no he loves having a community and here's the other difference i think between like new york and the south is like if you went to college in new york like if you actually went to college in new york city i didn't but it's not a just again my college got canceled but that's a different story it's not as like camaraderie do you know what i mean like craig is still friends with everyone he like from college in college yes that's cute like now they're all married they all have kids so like they still want to fuck around the same way so like they all come to craig's house yeah like old where i don't know that like college camaraderie and also like girls are just different in general like i have a group of girlfriends but they don't all know each other you know or they don't all like fuck around with each other yeah you don't let your friends know each other that's crazy no because i also feel like girls are just different in general i need different opinions i can't have them all sharing i need to keep they can't gossip with each other right and then you have your certain like you have like you're going out friends you have your friends you call when like there's you really need advice like you have different people yes but they're boys so they're like yeah whatever also when you graduate from somewhere and then live there like if i stayed in wisconsin i would have so many college friends right like all Like all their wives went to school with them.
Yeah. Do they like tell college stories in Charleston? Then what do you say when they're telling their college stories? What do you do? I just say, ha ha.
Why do you feel like when people are like having inside jokes that you don't know that everyone's looking at you during it yeah like seeing how i react yeah i'm like i don't everyone can tell that i'm not understanding but they actually i feel like they don't give a fuck and you're just in your own head but um this is also my thing when i throw a party i feel so much pressure that i made people come to my party that i need everyone to have so much fun that i actually don't have any fun and I've realized this about myself and I'm okay with it yeah Craig definitely has fun at it for sure but we where we differ is like if you're coming to my house for a party I want you to wonder who lives in that home yeah do I I might not who knows like I don't want anything that gives a sign of life yep to be shown in the home where craig's like it's okay if there's things on the counter where i'm like there can't be anything on the counter they can't know we get mail so that's where we're different yeah um and so i like to like prep more before a party where he's like oh everyone's everyone's just going to come over. It's going to be fun.
So we throw parties, I think, in a different way. Do his friends have kids yet? Because I feel like he's getting that awkward age where some do.
OK, so they do. But this is a no kids party, which I had nothing to do with it.
No, I like you made that rule. I had no skin in the game in the game i actually didn't i would have said kids were fine but there was a debate between their friend group of like should the kids come should the kids not and no kids ended up winning yeah it's it's funny we were talking about airplanes how like it's no smoking but should there also be like no kids area like like in um cruises and stuff where there's like a no kids pool should there be no kids areas in the city yeah specifically on the upper west side here's what i'll say i think there should be no kids in like yes certain situations and i'm very much gonna be a like like no kids person for different situations but growing up my parents never went somewhere without me yeah like i can never remember there being a holiday party and my parents being like okay we're going to our friends for a holiday party you're staying home like that just like never happened yeah but i feel like you were perfect like i feel like everyone saw you and they were like oh my god is that a matching set on her and she's only three and then you spun around actually speaking of almond moms my mom said that i was such a good child because i didn't care about anything specifically like eating other kids like if kids were like doing something in the corner i like didn't care i was like i don't really need to go over with them and i would just sit with my mom and be like okay we're sitting now i mean you're so cute i mean that's kind of like you now no literally she would be like we're sitting here and just and i'd be like okay like who am i to go against what my mom would? My poor mom, I remember there was like an Easter and she got a really cute dress for me with like socks and sandals and a really cute matching hat.
And I did not fuck with hats. Like I was like, mom, you know, I have one rule.
I don't do the hats. And she's like, just for the photo, can you keep the hat on? I'm throwing the hat.
I'm hiding the hat. I'm trying to burn the trying to burn the hat burn the house down this is so good because you were so opposite i also like was furious that like one of my socks like that line on the sock was like going over one of my toes and i like couldn't fucking keep the socks on my feet next you know i've chucked myself in the pool like it's a fuck it's a it's a miracle i ever got a photo as a child that looked decent or if i did get it i'd have like a demonic face on like because i did not want to be there do you remember the store grow when we were little it was called the children's place yes i think it's still there really you think they're still in business we need to look that up i died for the children's place that place was lit that place was my favorite i would beg my mom can we please go to the children's place and any outfit that had a matching hat in the cart as if mom has a hat in the car if that had a matching accessory a matching sock and hat i was like and we need it we're buying it we're getting it see i wanted to go to chuck e cheeses i thought that shit was lit i wanted to chuck myself into a bunch of plastic balls with bacteria and get an infection we would have been such good friends as little kids because we would have been just so like we would have just played like we would have been so opposite but we would have just played.
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so i am going to dub Dublin tomorrow which I'm so fucking excited about but Des showed me there's this YouTube going viral of this children's rap group that is they are so cute it's called like my spark or something I'm gonna actually I'm gonna add it right here I'm gonna play it for for people. It is such a fucking bop.
I wish I was a rapper when I was a kid.

how old are they they're like maybe like nine eight nine ten like really and it's boys all boys boys and girls and they have like a thick irish accent wait you should have them open for you no i'm trying to figure that out i'm just gonna have the song as my opening song also in London so my pre-show angry woman playlist is yeah arguably too important to me like I'll walk in a venue and they're like okay what's going on for the show and I go did you are you playing the angry woman playlist right now because when girls walk in that's the vibe that's the energy we do it on the giggly squad shows too and I'm always updating it so I go out like no people I feel like people don't know this very like niche thing about you you love a Spotify playlist but only one yeah right you only like a Spotify you only like adding to your one Spotify playlist but like you're always adding you're taking away you're adding you're taking away you're adding and it's like this moment of all these girls who remember these songs from like the 2000s so we're about to start and the guy's like do you want to start right now and I'm like yes and then the Cher song comes on and I realize that the whole theater of like 1300 girls is like harmonizing to it like fully and I go wait we need to finish this song there's nothing women can't do live without you strong enough it was share and all backstage we're dancing the crew starts dancing and then i was like is this just the show do we end it here um so the girls are harmonizing the girls are having a great time i don't know where this story was going oh but long story short I'm in Europe okay have you done any shopping so I'm driving my mom literally insane because all I do when I go to places is search vintage shops which is honestly choosing violence because vintage shops have such a wide range like it's either like you're gonna get bit by something or you can't afford anything in the store yeah and there's like this in between that you sometimes find that is so fucking perfect like everything is clean and nice and not too expensive but that's part of the fun right we're exploring i have okay this is like a crazy thing love vintage designer. I've never gone like I've bought vintage designer like online, but I've never gone to a store and like found it and like sourced it.
We need to make a plan. Paris.
Within the next year. We're going to Paris.
I know the shops are ready. I'm taking you to.
I've written it down. Okay.
I also would really like to go to Monaco and do it. Obviously.
Because they have something where like, okay, you know, morgues. Yes.
Yes. Taylor Fritz's girlfriend and my friend.
Yes. Tennis girlfriend.
She has such cute style. And like a couple months ago, she they had like a tennis tournament in Monaco and she was there.
And she did this shopping haul. And she bought, I'm not kidding, seven designer like vintage things for $1,000.
She also went to Tokyo once and found a place where it was like $300 for this stuff. And it's not DHgate, you guys.
It's real. But this is the thing about this vintage stuff.
I don't love when a designer thing comes out that's cool

and then everyone and their mom is fucking wearing it so when you go vintage shopping you find like a fendi bag that you've never seen before no one's gonna have great for conversation it's your taste like you selected it for you i just fucking love that also monaco what the fuck is monaco Do you know it's a country?

It's literally a small, very rich country just full of yachts and it's like three yards long and if you live there there's like tax breaks but no one can afford to live there and i don't think they have a language they're just like in between france and italy they're kind of just like yeah whatever we're rich it's crazy they do that they're like don't look at us but it's so chic so i've gone to some places and i just was like page would lose her fucking mind but yeah it is you feel like you earned it like you have to work for it sometimes yeah i just going to like just a prada store and buying whatever the latest prada is is like boring for me it gives me I get that it gets me just like sad there's nothing you want more creativity in it you're right I want a challenge I want to make things you like a challenge yeah I want to because if you're if you're spending like a significant amount of money you need to die for it and it needs to be special and you know when you see a girl with a bag that you're like I've never seen that bag before and it's so fucking cool like that's what I want people to do when they look at me every day I get that I have this vision of like my daughter like leaving for college or something and her like coming in my closet and just like all the vintage stuff I've had for years that like like I have this one Prada dress that I'm like I can't wait for her to wear it and be like and like the day that she's like oh my god you have a Prada vintage dress like yeah bitch I do or it wasn't vintage but by the time she wants it by the time she wants it it is I'm like yeah you can have it also side note I feel like all over Instagram and TikTokiktok everyone's in europe and it's like so fucking annoying like i'm like oh my god this person's also in europe and then i'm like wait i'm in europe i'm being such a hypocrite can we please talk about what's happening in can oh my god first of all first first first of all what is it First of con is it cane is it yeah raising cons raising canes is it multiple days of film festivals is it one day i'm so confused i think it's multiple days but the thing is also then there's just like random people there who aren't part of any of the movies like it's it'll just be like influencers and stuff that go to so it's like fashion but i don't know what clearly no one knows the rules my pr was just like we'd really love to get you to go to can like film festival and i was like i would absolutely love to i couldn't this year with my schedule but i was like what is it and then they'd like dinner response okay we'll do it next year I'm like, I would absolutely love to. I couldn't this year with my schedule.
But I was like, what is it? And then they didn't respond. They're like, okay, we'll do it next year.
I'm like, okay. That is the most fashion shit ever, though.
Just being like, I should literally do one of those Man on the Streets where you go around. You just say, have you been to, and just a fancy French-sounding name.
Why they haven't let us just take over the country, I just don't know yet because we're so smart and we have so many good takes. why they haven't like let us just like take over the country like i just like don't know yet because we're so smart we have so many good takes why they haven't put giggly squad on the met gala red carpet just asking the most insane questions is beyond me but you at like a really intense like fashion moment asking like if they've heard of a designer that you made up is my roman empire like i need it like i just need a full show of you in the fashion community asking ridiculous questions this is the thing like do i become a prankster i don't know if i have it in me i have seen a girl though, though, who went around like during Fashion Week to be like, are you

going to the like West Wava show?

And everyone was like, yeah, I am.

And it's like a fake show.

You know what?

I was at one of the I was at the Brandon Maxwell.

Love him.

Fashion show this year.

And Moda Operanti hired this TikToker to like ask all these crazy questions.

And before we did the interview, he was like, you can either go along with what I'm about to say, or you can like be normal. And so I like didn't know.
And he asked one of those questions where I was like, I actually really don't know this, but I like leaned into it and was like, I don't know what you're saying. Like I wasn't going to try and act like I knew because I knew he was kidding.
So instead of being outed for being dumb, you pretended you were being dumb on purpose. Kind of like the Montana boys.
Yeah. Yet again.
Yet again. We have so many similarities.
It's actually terrifying. No, but Paris was amazing.
I went for two days with my mom. and sorry I'm just thinking of like the Montana boys

when they get nervous and like they clench their jaws

and I feel like that makes people stop talking to them

because they're like blindsided by like their bone structure

I feel like what's the equivalent to girls

and it's like I'll just start flashing people

okay anyway what were you saying that i went to paris yeah sorry no i was in paris with my mom it was so much fun we did so much walking it was crazy and then we went to london and this is the first time i've ever been to london have you been to london i have been to london um do what i've been a couple of times one time i was there and i went through my boyfriend's cell phone i found out that he was cheating on me but we were in a gorgeous hotel in london so i just kept it to myself for like a hot minute yeah i was like i'm gonna enjoy this dinner though first and then we'll deal with this back in america don't you hate that when you're supposed to be having fun but you need to like truly destroy someone's life and you're like can i have fun for five more minutes can i just finish my steak no also like feeling trapped in a five star hotel like in a different country is a different it's giving like the beast in ariel the what it's giving um rapunzel yeah and so it's like you find yourself in really odd situations in your 20s and so like the first time I ever went to London I was so excited and then I realized my boyfriend had been cheating on me for months like while I'm standing doing my makeup in the bathroom hotel but I loved it I had a great time this is a mental health moment for all the girlies who are like seeing all these people in europe it doesn't matter where you are their mind is a prison our minds are just found out they're cheating no one is actually happy they're fighting this insta they're demons but they just happen to be in rome um yeah do you have any advice for girls who have been cheated on in the past sorry i'm going full barbara walters but i feel

like you've dealt with a lot of cheating scandals surprisingly in your short life um not on you it's all their fault it's all them it's cheating is literally always them how have you kept your confidence up or trust in relationships i think honestly that's where like my love of revenge came from.

And it was really like the first,

I would say like more than like half of the relationships I've been in have ended because like of cheating. And obviously like when you're in college and you're in your like early 20s, like no one should be cheating.
But like I almost get that more where it's like, okay, you're in college and you made out with someone like okay big deal whatever it wasn't that serious like i truly feel like anyone i dated before 25 i'm like you we were both children i don't care about anything you did to me then like it's fine our brains aren't fully formed right but like in terms i and like the last time i was like cheated on where it like really broke me like hurt me like couldn't believe it was happening to me I was 25 and literally the next thing I did was go on a reality TV show yeah you fucking took that ammo and is and was like okay well you're never gonna be able to talk to me again and yeah and I just I think revenge is truly and not revenge in terms of like oh go sleep with this friend which i have done you know i love that kind of revenge too i'm not opposed to it i'm really not i'm not gonna yuck your yum yeah but that's like a petty type of revenge and i've partaken and i'm it does feel great i've dabbled yeah but like long-term revenge. Oh, honey, there's nothing like it.
And I realized that I did get long-term revenge on this one particular man when one of his best friends years later texted me and said, I just want to let you know we still all talk about you and watch your Instagram and watch everything you're doing and we still love you and we wish he ended up with you but like he's an idiot and then I let it go and that was a couple years later and then I was like now I can release this and I was like who's next you go now I found I found peace I do yeah sometimes you like look at people and you're like how are they so driven like some of the most successful people have been through some of the most horrible things, like have been hard done by is what Des calls it, like fucked over by people so that they want to do it. Because when they do succeed, if success feels so much better when people tried to tear you down or people underestimated you or people tried to hurt you, that's what success is for.
Success is boring if there's not a fucking good storyline with it. You know, like when you watch like a sports movie or like if you've ever been on like a sports team and they're like before you go out to like play some big game or something or like you have to get mad.
This is a sports podcast. Really? This is a sports podcast.
You have to get mad at the other team. team be so mad like go out there with like all your like emotions whatever that's how i feel like in life getting back at boyfriends you're like no you have to get mad figure out what is really gonna set them off and then do that and that's how life guides you it really boyfriends getting out of relationships guides your life so well because you always level up you always get closer to who you are no I'm so happy I was cheated on the amount of times I was cheated on because it changed my brain chemistry in terms of dealing with men and then it literally made me so mad well it's you got wiser and i think that's why like older people are so wise because so many fucked up things have happened to them that they've seen it all and they know what to expect where like the worst thing is when you're like 22 years old and you trust everyone and you think everyone has the best intentions yeah that's like when bad shit happens but you need that bad shit to happen, so we support you.
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Wait, I have to address this. No, literally I have to address have to we have to address what just happened no i'm doing my craft my job my boyfriend just walks in mom is working one of the most insane questions i've ever been asked never been asked this question in my life do you know how to throw a frisbee sorry is this is this pressing this question must be answered right now he had to and it wasn't like it just came out of his mouth he had to go upstairs to ask it he was just standing there in a towel he must have been in the shower being like i wonder if she knows how to do this i'm gonna ask her immediately when i get out also that's a trigger for me because i actually am extremely athletic but cannot throw a frisbee like i'll kill an entire family in central park with like one frisbee throw like the dog's dead too i would just hook it no whoever invented the frisbee is an actual idiot what a stupid fucking game and toy in my high school there was a thing called ultimate frisbee whereas for all like the pothead guys who were like tall but like were kind of nerdy and didn't want to play a real sport sport so they just like played ultimate frisbee and they got really into it and the things when men will do not to go to therapy no i think men are good at frisbee because it's on the wrist and all they do is jerk themselves off no my wrist does not know what to do it's not correct where's the lie where is the lie i'm like how do you get that range like i've been working on this for years so my favorite comedian rory scovel everyone should watch his netflix special called rory scovel does stand up for the first time and he just came up with a hbo one um mac sorry he has a whole joke about when guys throw the frisbee like the other way like not the discus way like the other way and yeah he's like who's gonna like see that and be like there you go ladies like who wants some pussy look at how i can throw a frisbee like calm the fuck down that's such an ick that you can throw the frisbee multiple ways i've never seen a man throw a frisbee and me say, I wonder what that guy's name is.

Like, if anything, I'm like, we should leave this area.

It's unsafe.

No, literally.

When I go to a park and there's a frisbee going around,

I go, I don't want to get decapitated today.

Yeah.

I'm not in the mood.

Some days I am.

I'm not in the mood.

Oh, God.

Anyway, I'm in London town.

Yes.

When do you get back?

I'm going to Dublin tomorrow, which I'm so excited for because like i consider myself part of the irish um i'm there for a full week i'm doing two shows in dublin but you know what i realized after being here we have to do giggly shows in london and dublin no we have to because when you do stand-up comedy like it's funny because of like specific cultural references and niche jokes so i was a little nervous like in london are they gonna get everything they got every i made like a spongebob reference and they got it like yeah every reference i said i literally said catch me outside how about that and they laughed like they knew everything and then the internet is universal you're 100 right we live in a global world but like i just i mean yeah they they call maybe little things differently but we're fine basically like there's so many gigglers in london it was crazy and when british people think you're funny it's like i was just gonna say that i was like i was just gonna ask is it when you get like applauded on stage and you're in ireland or england And does it feel a little better because i think that their humor is a little bit more high brow than like america so whenever someone british is like oh you're funny i'm like oh my god thank you well they're so dry and the british are also obsessed with like language and talking correctly and stuff and i was talking and the girls said that they loved my american accent but then this one guy in the front was like i don't really like american accents and i was like no he goes on a really like american accents like at least i open my fucking mouth when i speak okay so i got in one of those fights um and then i said something about the revolutionary war but like it went over okay i just like i get um intrusive thoughts on stage and I like have to let it out but the gigglers get it they're like she went for it um i'm like look i don't even understand wars like revolution like whatever we're from sicily we obviously don't understand what's going on like sure you can have it do you need extra sauce okay you can take that land dip bread in it too Dip some bread in it oh also whenever i see bread i think of craig so that's annoying no that's so annoying like literally i'm having such a good day also i fully called craig out on instagram did you see no what did you do well i got a tag from page so i'm always like what is this bitch saying and i look and you posted all the polaroids of us from our photo shoot day and it was the first photo and i was like so that means not only does she like me second of all she thinks that i looked good on her grid aesthetically which is like i can't really even process that right now in those photos yeah third it's just she's proud of me and then immediately i'm like oh no craig is jelly and then i had to write it down and i wrote oh my god i'm on the grid at craig is jelly and i think he liked it but i can't always tell because we're joking but we're not no i hannah try dating him i can never fucking tell i'm like are we joking or are we not like and i feel like that is our relationship where sometimes i'm just like did you take that as a joke because i meant it as a joke and that's just like how our relationship is so don't worry about it so yeah thanks for putting me on the grid like it means a lot um because that's all what friendship really is about is social media likes and shares you're essentially in my top eight i wouldn't even be able to have a top eight now well eight people that's called having a bachelorette party where like it just starts fights if you genuinely have eight people in your life that you know like well also no there's no way there's eight people in your life that are genuinely rooting for you you got one in there that's at least a spy yeah yeah for your enemies yeah also when you first of all when you're adult who has time for eight friends also i don't want people to know who the eight people are that i fuck with i like to keep my circle quiet i like to be like who's she with who she I like to move in silence I saw me the other day that was so interesting and it's like it was like I survived that one girlfriend who was secretly a hater that like tried to sabotage me but I didn't find out until later and like now we're not friends anymore and that's girlhood oh my god I saw something that was like the friend who tells you when people are talking bad about you is the friend you can't trust because she's a safe space space for the people to talk shit about you and it's so funny because actually me and you like I will try to get info from you or you'll try to get info from me and people know that we tell each other everything yeah so it's actually really difficult it actually hit a point where i was like i feel like people actively this is i mean years ago but people actively stopped talking about you when i would walk into a room and i'd be like no what were you saying no sorry i'm like i know the like i've playing i've definitely been guilty of playing two sides of something but it's never like that dramatic it's like yeah how'd you feel when that happened but like when someone's saying like fucked up shit people said about you i'm like oh you're that was you yeah you made them feel comfortable yeah i'm trying to think if like i've ever had a friend call me and say all these people were talking about you I feel like no not into like that huge extreme but I've definitely had girl I've had friends start it like I've had a friends who aren't that close call me and be like your best friend said this and I was like wait what that's great like that's actually really scary then yeah sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who are like evil obsessed with you I feel like what? That's great. Like that's actually really scary.
Then yeah. Sometimes the people closest to you are the ones who are like evil obsessed with you.
Um, I feel like what this, I wanted to ask you about so bad because anytime I see anything sports, I'm like, Oh, my friend's a professional athlete. Um, like I wonder what her take is on it.
Did you see the tick tock video of the woman running a marathon and she's about to go through like the rope and win first place and her husband goes in front of the finish line pushes the kids in front of the finish line for her to hug them first obviously slowing down her time and like could potentially make her get in second place because there's someone right behind her and she kind of like like runs around the kid to go through the finish line and the husband's standing in the back being like oh my god I can't believe she didn't hug our kids everyone was stitching the video being like sometimes you marry your biggest fucking hater and so many women were who like were marathon runners and like legit runners and then other women who were just like at like college athletes or whatever were saying how like if you do a sport and you're an adult like she runs marathons like she takes that to heart like she's trying to beat her own time. And he was purposely trying to slow her time down.

And I just found it so fucking that is so fascinating because I've definitely I was in one relationship where it's almost like they want to keep their enemies close where like he wanted to know what I was doing at all times and he was very controlling and when I got out of it he kept wanting to get coffee like every couple weeks and I was like he literally is trying to just keep like a pulse on my life and keep tabs on what i'm doing and it's like it's a weird thing of like love an obsession or it's like do you love me or do you want to be me no like do you want to fuck me or do you want to wear my skin myself that like are you my friend are you secretly playing preying on my downfall and then you're gonna like come come in and take my spot? No, and this is just like speaking from like we are type A, not really, no, we're not type A. I just lied to everyone.
But like we're driven and we want to do things and you want a partner that adds value. Yeah, well, you want to know that your partner's not like secretly rooting against you and like happy when like, because as I just feel like when you have a partner and you like are legitimately married and that like you, it literally is an extension of you like you are the same person.
So if someone fucks up your race or your like sport, I would take it personally like they fucked up mine can i actually give an example from today and i don't i feel like i don't talk about does that much on the pod but he basically i sold out my first show in dublin which is where he's from he's talked about vicar street that he's played there and it's like my dream to play there and i was like i want to add another show but obviously it's hard like it's a lot of tickets and the second show we're like still trying to sell more tickets and then today um his good friend joanne mcnally who's an amazing amazing comedian and has a hilarious podcast of her own called my therapist ghosted me posted um a promotion basically being like hey go get tickets to hannah's show so i messaged des and i was like oh my god joanne's so cute for promoting the show and he goes i may or may not have like given her a little older too no i i don't get emotional and that is making me emotional that's so but that's like what it should be well because like he knows i'm busy i'm running around and he has a friend who you know and he just did it without me even asking because he's thinking about me and i would do the same for him and it just you just feel more powerful when you have someone behind you who's fucking rooting for you like you know how you feel weaker when you know someone's just out to get you imagine flipping that feeling and feeling like someone is like your protector who's just protecting you with things you don't even know what's going on and like that's the energy and a lot of people are dating and marrying people that like put them in situations i don't even know what i was about to say you know what people do get in situations though like people don't talk about that enough and that's what we have to remember people get in situations okay kylie jenner i'm realizing things that situations happen situations happen and people find themselves in them and once i was in a situation yeah and it's it's scary and if you find yourself in a situation just know paige told you it was gonna happen oh one more thing about friends I'm obsessed with I love when someone's um annoyed at you like I have like a an ex who like whatever and then he starts ignoring my friend too and she's like I didn't even do anything but like he knows that that we're so close that he's mad at her too yeah no that's definitely a thing I feel like I have a lot of beef with men that i've literally never met and that's genuinely from like the giggly squad like they you've never even said anything to them but they know that there's like i feel like i've had so many girls dm me like certain situationship like scenarios just to like get my take on it and i've responded and been like why do i hate this man so much you know like i have a lot of hate towards men that i've never met oh i heard one more thing that's crazy i saw a tiktok on new york times about how incels historically have always been like the problem of societies how like back in the day the incels were the people they would like put on boats to like go find new land like because men who like were socially like not able to have sex with women and weird were the ones who would be violent and like bad things would happen and that they said like the vikings even though like on netflix they make them look so sexy and hot like they were just a bunch of crazy incels and so like we need to do something with the incels and like we haven't figured it out yet in this generation no it's so we have to ship them we have to ship them somewhere send them to jupiter to get more stupider with that, thank you so much for giggling with us this week. We love you so much.
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