Giggling about jorts, churros, and hipaa violations

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my.

Speaker 1 Go for it. My gorgeous gigglers.

Speaker 1 I feel like... If I haven't done that, that's crazy.
We've definitely used gorgeous. That's the first time I've ever addressed the pod.
How did you like it? I didn't like it. You didn't like it? No.

Speaker 1 I like it. No, no, no.
It's scary. It's like jumping over the cliff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to just go. We've been with each other all day, which is not normal.
No.

Speaker 1 Since

Speaker 1 it was supposed to be 11, I showed up at 12. That's true.
But we've been together all day. We're working on a project.
We're working on a project that we're Easter egging right now. This is the egg.

Speaker 1 This is the egg that we're frying up a kraken for Easter.

Speaker 1 It's a project that we have no business doing. It's a project that's very off-brand for for us.
Yeah. A lot of people were like, are we sure?

Speaker 1 And those people were us.

Speaker 1 I feel like we never have inside jokes that specifically me that gigglers are not involved in. Yeah.
So they're like, it feels weird. It feels weird, but so we can't joke on it too much.

Speaker 1 We're just, we're egging. We're egging.
We're egging the Easter for you guys. We did it right.

Speaker 1 I'm excited to be here.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going to Paris tomorrow with my mom. Wait.
And we've never been.

Speaker 1 Hopefully doing some vintage shopping, some croissants. And then we're going to London.
I have tickets left for my second show in London. Go get it.

Speaker 1 And then, sorry, I don't know what accent that was. I liked it.
And then going to Dublin. Yep.
And I added a second show. There are tickets available.
Woohoo! So see you guys there.

Speaker 1 How are you?

Speaker 1 I'm good. I'm doing well.
I styled an entire shoot today, which I'm like really proud of myself. You did amazing.
Thank you. I just like loved all of it.
I loved finding the jewelry, sourcing it.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. I think that's what professional people say.
I sourced all sorts of jewelry. Like as if you like dug in the ground and discovered an opal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like I mined in a coal mine and I found it.

Speaker 1 Okay, one thing that I wanted to talk about, which I can't believe we sometimes we get really fucked when we do giggly squad on a Monday because sometimes I feel like something literally will happen Tuesday morning.

Speaker 1 And then we have to just like froth at the mouth for some. And then we're like, but the pod is going to come out in a couple hours hours, and we haven't discussed this.
And then we're like, dumb-dums.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And the gigglers are like, obviously, they didn't talk about it.
Because

Speaker 1 what did we miss last week? The Chiefs football player giving that

Speaker 1 insane speech. I loved it.
To be honest, he's within five words. I couldn't listen.
No,

Speaker 1 I couldn't listen to it. I go, I know what this is.
I don't have to watch it. I know what he's going to say.
And then the girls did not fuck around. They ripped him so many assholes.
I mean,

Speaker 1 did you see the thing where it was like his mom is like a physicist? And like a very renowned, like has done a ton of shit. Physicist.
I can't even spell. What is a physicist?

Speaker 1 Because my first immediate thought is fizzy drinks.

Speaker 1 She specializes in. She literally invented carbonation.
Put some respect on her fucking name.

Speaker 1 You know what? I don't know enough to tell you you're wrong. So I'm going to go with it.
His mom invented Seltzer. No, literally, Mrs.
Lacroix. Mrs.
Lacroix.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it also was at like a pretty, it was like Georgia Tech or like a big college. No, it wasn't like a Catholic school.
But it wasn't like an Amish college.

Speaker 1 No, it certainly wasn't like an Amish college, but like it. It was a Catholic school, but also like, okay, I'm Catholic.
And no one's been like...

Speaker 1 It was literally handmade. It's so cute that you had all these thoughts in college.

Speaker 1 um it's over now because you have to be a wife and a mother also where is for this job actually they found patrick mahomes who i love an old interview where someone asked him about the kicker and he was like i don't really talk to him like i say hi and bye yeah because he's probably a fucking weirdo also like who at the college was like you know who's gonna give a great speech

Speaker 1 a football player but you have to say he's not even a football player he's a kicker these are sock soccer guys who weren't good enough to play professional soccer so they become kickers that was mean oh that was mean savage i feel like that would really make men like

Speaker 1 really sad but also it's a psychopathic position because you basically wait for the team to get to work their asses off get cte get hit in the head yeah to be at a point where they can get a field goal so if you miss that field goal everyone's mad at you and didn't they have to be serial killer mentality and didn't they do a clip of like all the times he's missed i didn't see that but i would i would love yeah it was a really good sports clip

Speaker 1 But it is an example. He was like handsome, too, where it's like, guys, which was sad.

Speaker 1 But like, remember, like, just because a guy's handsome doesn't mean he's not a horrible person. If I had a nickel.

Speaker 1 I think we have to remember that because that's the kind of guy that at the bar he'll be look at your face and be like, you know, women like shouldn't exist. And you'd be like, yeah, you're hot.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been talking

Speaker 1 where like you're talking to a guy and they say something so out of pocket? So out of pocket. So beyond.
And you're like, wait, what'd you just say? Like, it doesn't even register in your own mind.

Speaker 1 Because with tall guys, when they speak, the words just kind of, like, you can't even hear it. They run right away.
They go into the wind. Yeah.
You're like, sorry, what was that?

Speaker 1 I didn't hear what he was saying. You're like, I think that was really racist.
And you can't say that.

Speaker 1 Or like, they will be extremely boring, but you're so...

Speaker 1 like jacked up of adrenaline and dopamine of the plot of you making this man become obsessed with you that you don't realize that he's never authentically made you laugh once.

Speaker 1 I also think that like men in general, like they're not like innately gonna root for you.

Speaker 1 You love bringing this up.

Speaker 1 No, like I feel like.

Speaker 1 He is plotting your demise. Like

Speaker 1 he was, it was so clear in his speech that he was like, I'm all of this because you guys are second to men. You need to help us be even better.

Speaker 1 Like that's the part where I'm like, what?

Speaker 1 And that's why women stop having sex in some marriages because they start being exhausted by this man that treats them like they need to take care of them like a baby.

Speaker 1 But also the funniest thing is that Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelsey because I'm like, oh, should she just throw in her billions and be like, actually, I would like to sit around.

Speaker 1 See, he's in a different situation. I feel like he loves that he's dating someone that's like really rich because that's just like an easier life for him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, but it's great to acknowledge your wife for like helping you but um that was some old school shit that all the girls got the ick from

Speaker 1 i have a more important question

Speaker 1 when you're going out yeah

Speaker 1 what order do you do things for makeup hair and outfit do you do makeup first do you do outfit first what do we do i do hair makeup outfit i've never done my hair first like what do you do first of your hair yeah Makeup?

Speaker 1 Because if you're doing a hairstyle that needs to set. See, I don't do a hairstyle.
You know I'm doing a little. It depends on the hairstyle.
All I do is a wave down the middle.

Speaker 1 So makeup, hair, last minute figure out what I'm going to wear. I don't like sitting doing my makeup feeling wet hair.
See, that requires you showering?

Speaker 1 Or shower after I go. I thought we were implied.

Speaker 1 I thought the shower ahead of time was implied.

Speaker 1 That's on me. I'll blow dry, but I'm not going to do it fully because also my hair doesn't hold a curl.
Why are you acting like I'm lying? I'm not acting like you're lying.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to figure out what do you mean. How are you blow-drying it if you hadn't gotten in the shower? If I do go in the shower.
Oh, okay. Which I don't.
Correct. Glad we figured that out.

Speaker 1 Glad we figured that one out.

Speaker 1 Speaking of like getting ready, I got that TikTok viral face mask. Have you seen it? Like the thick one that you're supposed to sleep with? And I just couldn't.
I couldn't. It comes out like skin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, then you like peel it off and it's just like the plasticky.

Speaker 1 I couldn't get away from it because it's my whole TikTok and it's like, I don't, I'm not, I don't understand. I'm still not fully read into like TikTok shop.
Like I'm not getting it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everyone that posts like, oh, and now it's on sale. Like if I see those mango peelable gummy bears one more time, I'm going to freaking lose it.

Speaker 1 Of course, I ordered them because I have to see what they taste like. Alex or O-Ring Light.
But like all those people that are like, you have to buy this. You have to buy this.

Speaker 1 Are you buying it and they're getting the commission they're getting a commission on it how are you getting to what they're giving though because then like i just swipe over to the tick tock shop search it and then buy it so there should be a clickable link that of there right under by the caption i've never clicked it

Speaker 1 i've never given one person credit for what i bought so you don't support small businesses well because i know what i didn't know how to do not small businesses it's definitely one huge factory somewhere with children making like and here's the other thing i feel like everyone on tick tock shop is lying

Speaker 1 but then i had to get the mask and i actually did kind of like it well yeah like i got snail mucin off of it and people were like it's either snail mucin or just like rat ejaculate we don't know isn't it crazy snail mucin blip in the wind we don't even talk about it anymore gone talk about a trend also i just need to defend myself People have been making fun of me because apparently I've been posting too many bath mats on the newsletter.

Speaker 1 I haven't even caught on to that. You love a bath mat.

Speaker 1 I am so obsessed with the bath mat because they can be funny yeah and cute and cute you can have a very cute one in your bathroom the blue one it's very cute it's a little butt yeah um

Speaker 1 i think because rugs are expensive but a bath mat is small and you could have fun with it and it won't be that expensive so like i think people need to get on the bath mat bandwagon i just is for bath mats it's so crazy i actually don't have a bath mat so you just like raw dog your feet on the hot tile?

Speaker 1 No, you don't. Yeah, I do.
No, you don't. Well, in your new apartment, you don't have anything.
Wait, am I just out here raw dogging my feet? That's also unsafe.

Speaker 1 You could get out of the shower and tear an ACL.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't. I need to literally read the newsletter and get one of your back.

Speaker 1 Do you put a sticky thing on your shower? No. Floor?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 here's how I feel about those. Because I watch a this is very niche of me.
I watch a lot of Japanese cleaning videos.

Speaker 1 At any given night at 2 a.m., a.m., I could be at home being like, the Japanese just freaking know what's going on. Like, they have just such good cleaning supplies.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 And they all have these like foot cleaners like in their bathrooms.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, like, how do I not have a mat where I'm like cleaning my feet or like putting my foot into something and like putting soap on and you like clean the bottom of your feet?

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. So it was very obsessed with in-the-shower bath mats for a hot minute.

Speaker 1 so i ordered

Speaker 1 how many like four

Speaker 1 to see what well they came in packs of two something okay

Speaker 1 to see what i liked and then i finally settled on one and then like literally a day later i was like this is a breeding ground for bacteria get it out of my shower because i'm like how are you drying it though like I just got grossed out by it.

Speaker 1 You're like, I'm a bath mat somalier. I've tried them all.

Speaker 1 I do. It is like, we never wash our our feet.
But then you're also like, my shower got very unsafe because I'm Italian. So I will shave my legs.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I guess the shaving cream or conditioner or whatever I use, it just like gets layered on the thing in the middle. And then Des

Speaker 1 and he's not good at balance. He's already wobbling.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So some would say, I'm trying to get him to trip, but we had to get a sticky bath mat, which sometimes the bath mat moves.

Speaker 1 Look, married life is crazy. That is literally the TikTok trend of like

Speaker 1 marriage is hard. Tell me how.
And you're like, well, my older

Speaker 1 shaving cream. He needs a freaking bath mat.
And then I was clogging the shower and I was like, oh, it's because I've shave a lot. And he was like, no, it's like long hair.

Speaker 1 You know what's funny is like, because we live in New York City and like, if you have something wrong with your apartment, like you call your maintenance.

Speaker 1 Whenever I have something wrong and I call my maintenance and they tell me like what the reasoning is, I literally act like someone else lives there. I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Like the guy came to like unclog my drain and he's like, are you showering with like a gel of some sort? And I had just used a body butter, like a shaving body butter that was like.

Speaker 1 He goes, are you using Say Knives?

Speaker 1 I was actually using Osiya O-S-E-A. I love Osia.
You know, I'm obsessed with all their products. And they have a really good thing.

Speaker 1 Just getting shouted. Shout Shout out to St.
Knives. You guys are amazing.
No, not for the turtles, but for everyone else. You're amazing.

Speaker 1 Not if you're all clean, natural beauty. You're literal poison, but

Speaker 1 you're doing so well. We're so proud of you.
Your marketing team is amazing. Maybe if you included me in the video of the marketing video, I would have given you more love.
Crazy.

Speaker 1 No, I love St. Knives, but Ocea is really my favorite in the shower.

Speaker 1 So they make this like

Speaker 1 gel.

Speaker 1 It's like in a tub, like gel

Speaker 1 it's not an exfoliant but it's not a soap i honestly don't know what the

Speaker 1 broke your building's plumbing because of ocean's body plumbing he was like whatever it is it's like i'm like it had to have been the people before me i have no idea

Speaker 1 once our sink broke and they were like oh you guys need to get a new faucet and i was like I don't know how to get a new faucet. Yeah.
And they were like, well, you have to.

Speaker 1 And I was like, then I'm just not going to be able to do that. And I'm just going to call.

Speaker 1 Then I'm moving out. Because he was like, we can't fix this because the last person changed the faucets that we some this is again why I can't be a girl.
Gaslighting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's just like, okay, well, if it's that complicated, it's just not going to happen.

Speaker 1 Well, I have a garbage disposal, but it'll literally never get used because I'm not strong enough to turn the fucking thing.

Speaker 1 So, like, they're like, oh, and you have a garbage disposal. I'm like, who cares? I can't turn it.
And that's why we need men.

Speaker 1 And that's why men are better than us. That's why the kicker was right.

Speaker 1 I'll kick you in the nuts. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Wait, I haven't won.

Speaker 1 This is not funny.

Speaker 1 It's not like it's not going to be like a bit or anything. I have a literal hack that I'm trying out.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Obviously, when I moved, I did a decluttering of all my clothes. And I was like, I hate it.
I hate it. Get rid of it.
I'm done with that. It's over.
So I was left with what I wanted to keep.

Speaker 1 Since my closet isn't like completely done and I haven't put up my racks yet for like all my clothes because I'm waiting for this certain kind that I want to come in.

Speaker 1 All of my clothes are on like individual racks. So I probably have like five individual racks that they're all on.

Speaker 1 So when I wear something now, I've started to put it at the very end of the rack so that when I go to hang up all my clothes, I'll know that at the opposite end is shit I haven't worn in at least like two months.

Speaker 1 Do I really still need it? Wow. So like when you go to clean your closet out once a year or twice a year, if you do that throughout the year, the shit at the very end,

Speaker 1 you'll already know. Like, I never wear this.
Get rid of it. So good.
Thank you. That is so, so fun.

Speaker 1 And people, I've heard this hack before in terms of like, oh, when you put it back in your closet, turn the way the hanger is so that you know. Oh, but I always like forgot to do it.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm always perpetually trying to do that. Yeah.
But then I like started doing this. And I'm like, wait, this is so easy.

Speaker 1 I think it also comes with as you get older, you start knowing who you are because I used to keep clothes to be like, maybe I'll be that girl one day. Wait.
You know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like that's why I was so bad at shopping. I'd be like, oh, I'm different now.

Speaker 1 I wear this kind of stuff. Like I'm cool.
And then, of course, you're not that person and you're never going to pull the uncomfy like thing.

Speaker 1 I went through a phase where I was like, I'm done with crop tops.

Speaker 1 Who are you? No, I know. Oh, because you were like, I'm mature.
I'm mature. I'm like, I'm a woman.
And then I was like,

Speaker 1 and then you're like, I'll fuck up a crop top. Give me some sleddy shit.
And then I was like, wait. I forgot.
I like to be be an absolute whore when I go out. You're just wearing nipple covers.

Speaker 1 Nipple cup crop tops.

Speaker 1 No, I'm I want to talk summer fashion because it's happening.

Speaker 1 No, it's we're here. We're here.
I was just figuring out spring fashion, and now we're here. It's very overwhelming.
I'm wearing the tube tops. I'm wearing fun sets.
I'm wearing little tennis dresses.

Speaker 1 I love how I made this about me. I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 It's so funny because summer fashion right now is actually really in for the short torso girlies.

Speaker 1 That's not good news for me.

Speaker 1 Because longer tops are really in. Oh.

Speaker 1 So, like, longer tops and pants or like longer, like little vests with shorts are really in. And I suffer from a short torso.

Speaker 1 So, whenever I wear tops that are longer, it makes my whole body look longer. I just realized something.
My enemies are running the trends. Yeah.
Because not only is there someone at Vogue.

Speaker 1 So, for people who don't know, I have the longest torso, longer than Britney Spears torso. And if I wear a long shirt, I look all torso.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then,

Speaker 1 you know, it's in style. Caprice.
Yeah. And jorts.
Yeah. So when I wear that, all you see is my nub of a calf, my wide nub calf.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is offensive.

Speaker 1 Like someone tried, I can't wear a caprice because it makes my legs look shorter than they are. You could wear caprice if you wore caprice that, cut off at your ankle.

Speaker 1 You just have to wear longer caprice. But at that point, it's just a short pant.
Well, it's a little bit more like a skinny pant, but not really. It's called

Speaker 1 a cigarette pant.

Speaker 1 Okay, you just dropped some fucking knowledge. No, but I do, I would love, I think it's so cool when a girl's wearing those long jean shorts.
Yep. Oh.
And a heel. And

Speaker 1 Paige does something so volatile today. Do you want to tell them? What did I say? We're at this photo shoot, which sounds way more important than wait.
I'm still not even thinking of it.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what? Well, I'm wearing my Crocs, obviously. Yeah.
And you go, um, do you want to put on heels so you feel better in the photos?

Speaker 1 And I said, what twisted fucking riddle mind are you trying to project onto me? When would I feel better by shoving? Oh, yeah, I'd like to keep my left pinky toe.

Speaker 1 Because I was saying, if you have heels on, you just naturally stand taller, your shoulders go back. You're like, I'm in a heel.
I'm like, I just. That's how I feel wearing my fur Crocs.

Speaker 1 I go, i've arrived how crocs hasn't mr croc hasn't personally reached out to you and been like what you're doing single-handedly for our company while your best friend is simultaneously trying to take us down like put some respect on your name

Speaker 1 yeah and i'm every single day trying to burn down their headquarters i'm trying to become the face of crux yeah i just i can't believe they haven't said anything you know i think they're trying to figure out their strategy and say knives also they're trying to redo like giblets just for you is that what it's called gibbets they've sent me gibbets before but it's a lot and putting it all into little holes yeah i feel like i would lose it um so yeah i do you think i could pull off one of those like wide long but then again i don't in the summer i don't grab for jeans i don't grab for jeans because that's chafing station i wore jeans the other day to get my nails done and i was like Who am I?

Speaker 1 And like, why? Do you hate yourself? Is my toddler at the babysitters and I have to go pick her up? Like, yeah, I was like, what am I doing here sitting in jeans like an idiot?

Speaker 1 I didn't say in my 30s, I will fully walk around in public with an unbuttoned pant.

Speaker 1 You can do anything in New York City. True.

Speaker 1 No, you literally can do anything. I had an Uber driver the other day, just full New York City.
I feel most comfortable with an Uber driver that's pissed off. Yes.

Speaker 1 Because if they're happy, I feel like they're kidnapping me. Yeah.
If they're happy,

Speaker 1 have you looked around?

Speaker 1 Something to be fucking happy about. Where are you taking me and why are you happy that I'm here? Because no one should be.

Speaker 1 I'm like, look at me in the rearview mirror again and you'll get what's coming to you. Okay.
I'll fart

Speaker 1 in this hot fucking car. I feel most comfortable when I'm with an Uber driver that's like, I hate the city.
I hate the mayor. I hate this road.
That police officer is stupid.

Speaker 1 Like, why aren't we going? Like, I like that because I know they're really worried about me getting to my destination.

Speaker 1 So I was like, I'm not getting in the car for like an hour the other day with this guy. Because you live in Australia.
Continue.

Speaker 1 You live in Iceland. So

Speaker 1 we pull up to the Upper West Side and I'm not kidding. This man turns around in the back seat and he goes, wow, it's really nice up here.
Yeah, because no one goes up there.

Speaker 1 I literally go, no one lives up here.

Speaker 1 Everyone's dead. He took me from Laurie's side outside.
It's a parking lot. I'm like, because you killed everyone in the car ride on our way here, sir.

Speaker 1 But it made me feel better. I was like, thank you.
So, I'm so happy I could make you happy at the end of this ride. It's the end of the torture ride.

Speaker 1 He literally goes, I've never heard a bird chirping in New York City. There's like one tree outside my building.
And you say, you know what intimacy is? When

Speaker 1 your Uber driver like pulls a move that helps you. And you compliment them.
And it's fully illegal. Yeah.
And you go. Good move.
And he goes, thanks.

Speaker 1 If your Uber driver does a U-turn and you don't say, that was amazing, you're a horrible person. If you're in the car and your Uber driver pulls a move like that and you are silent,

Speaker 1 he doesn't have to. He could take a sweet time.
He's not going anywhere. Yeah.
No. When in New York, when they try to get around traffic for you, that's love.
Like, that's unconditional love.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much. That was so good.
I go, seven stars. Yeah.
Seven stars for you, Glenco. Because they're working, they're doing their job, and I'm gonna.
They're going above and beyond.

Speaker 1 I'm giving them praise. Employee of the fucking month.
Or when you both get mad at someone doing something stupid. Now, that's a bond like no other.
That is a bond.

Speaker 1 Like having a common enemy in any situation. And people always

Speaker 1 hate the guy in front of you. You go, what the fuck was that? Women are always getting termed like, oh, you're a mean girl.
You're such a mean girl. Or like, oh, you're like such a bitch.

Speaker 1 So you're calling out the situation. Sorry.
Having a common enemy brings the world together.

Speaker 1 Truly. One of my best friends, I met her while I was working at ABC News.
She was my Uber driver.

Speaker 1 We were working at ABC News. She

Speaker 1 was from my hometown. We didn't know each other because we didn't go to the same high school.
We became friends the first day of her first day at work because we found out we were from the same town.

Speaker 1 We said one girl's name. We looked at each other and I go, I hate her.
She goes, I hate her too. And that's risky of you.
And I was in her wedding last year.

Speaker 1 Like, that's how close we became because of this one girl. That's the girl you hated.
Oh, God, no.

Speaker 1 But that's risky. You know what I mean? You're risky.
You throw someone out.

Speaker 1 We both gave the vibe. You throw someone's name out to see like that.
And someone immediately says, like, oh, my God, yeah. Don't say anything bad about that person.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But if you say someone's name and they look and don't speak and then you look, you commonly hate them. And then you say that.
And that's important.

Speaker 1 You need to find people where you hate the same people because that's most important. Do you realize what we're talking about is very niche New York? Is it? Because everyone else has cars.

Speaker 1 Like everyone in LA has a car. I'm assuming people in the Midwest have cars.
People in the South have cars. People in Florida have cars.
People in Texas have cars. What are people in Chicago doing?

Speaker 1 Maybe they're Ubering. Yeah.
Why do I look at Grace?

Speaker 1 Grace, now that you bring up Employee of the Month, I feel like Grace is Employee of the Month every month. She's CEO.

Speaker 1 What if she chooses who's the employee of the month and me versus you every month?

Speaker 1 We should, we'd get too competitive. No, but like she gives us stars.
It's like, why did Paige get a star today? It goes, Paige, you showed up an hour hour late.

Speaker 1 Sometimes when I send the ads in on time, I'm like, Grace, did you want to tell me I did a good job? And I was like, it's your literal job. She was also, I work for you.

Speaker 1 Like, you pay me. All we want is Paige to be proud.
I mean, is Grace to be proud? Yeah. My favorite TikTok video: do you ever see when they do who was cat of the week? And they go, Well, Mr.

Speaker 1 Cat of the Week. Oh my God, that doesn't go.
Doesn't that look like that? No, so

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Speaker 1 There's literally lists where he's like, no, and then it'll be be like so-and-so like broke a lamp and purposely shot on so-and-so's bed.

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Speaker 1 I have to talk about something that was brought up today that I just wrote down in the notes because it was upsetting. It happened real time.
Today? Me? Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? Churros. I like churros.

Speaker 1 First of all, I didn't see that for you. Okay.
But also, I feel like you've never eaten a full churro.

Speaker 1 I feel like churros, the kind of thing where the first bite, you're like, yep, you don't,

Speaker 1 that's too much churro. No one's ever finished a churro.
It's a really niche thing for you to be like very concerned about. I think they're going to say, I've never seen you eat a fucking churro.

Speaker 1 When have we been together where there have been churros? I know you, and you would never eat a full churro.

Speaker 1 We didn't say, we didn't talk about like finishing.

Speaker 1 If you're gonna like something, you have to finish it and be able to handle it. That's a rule you just need.

Speaker 1 Look at the rule book. Look, roll the tape.
If you like something, you have to be

Speaker 1 to finish it all and handle it and not shit yourself.

Speaker 1 If it's too much, like to finish it, if you can't finish it, because it'll make you sick. I've finished churros in my life.
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 1 It was half a churro. They cut it in half.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to tell you why. I've finished many a churro in my life.
Growing up, I was obsessed with cinnamon sugar. Did you say ticks?

Speaker 1 Hannah,

Speaker 1 I was just about to talk about my mom, and now I can't. I was going to say a lovely story about her.
Anything that was long and hard, I wanted it.

Speaker 1 No, I love cinnamon sugar. And when I was growing up, my mom would make toast with cinnamon sugar.
And I thought she invented cinnamon sugar. I didn't know other kids were out here having it.

Speaker 1 Like, I thought it was only something in my home that my mom put on toast.

Speaker 1 Well, Kim was probably like, you're right. Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 The other mom's don't know. Yeah, they don't know.
You think they do this? They don't do this. This is my magic sprinkle.
No, that is so, my mom.

Speaker 1 So I love cinnamon. I just love cinnamon sugar.
So, of course, I love a churro churro because I also love bread. Like I love a cake.
I love like a Nutella. It's a fried

Speaker 1 bread with cinnamon sugar on it. Someone offered me an A churro with Nutella on the inside.
I said, get that disgusting. What? It's gross.
It's capitalism. Nutella?

Speaker 1 Ian Achurro. It's too fucking much.
Your ancestors are somewhere rolling in their graves.

Speaker 1 Nutella, I'm fine with. Separately.
On anything. I'd put Nutella on anything.
I know, but a churro's too. Like, do you like donuts? I love donuts.
Have you ever finished a donut? Yes.

Speaker 1 Has anyone seen Paige finish a donut?

Speaker 1 Actually, I used to live by a Krispy Kreme and

Speaker 1 what would you get? A glazed. Don't get me started, but I used to get a dozen.
I would get really high and I would get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and I would literally eat all of them.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, Paige, you need to tone it down. So then I went down to just getting six donuts.
Okay. And I would eat three at night and then I'd eat the rest in the morning.

Speaker 1 You know what it is? I want to formally apologize to the academy. I just realized I literally don't have a sweet tooth.
Like, I don't like sweet things. And I thought that everyone felt the same way.

Speaker 1 I have the biggest sweet tooth. I take dessert over dinner.
But you won't put sugar in your coffee. No.
Who are you? I don't know. I just felt like adult.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was just like, where's the story about that?

Speaker 1 Crack is whack.

Speaker 1 Wait, can we bring that back? Crack is whack. I quote that a lot in my everyday life, and I shouldn't.
Like, I feel like at any given moment, I'm like, crack is whack, crack is cheap to anyone.

Speaker 1 They're just like, what?

Speaker 1 And it's just like it goes. Wait, next time I do a college gig, I'm going to end it saying crack is whack.

Speaker 1 They definitely won't know because that's Whitney, Houston. They literally would have no idea who's going to be.
Stay in school, crack is whack. Don't do drugs.
I think I yelled that once.

Speaker 1 It's so fucking hot in here. What is going on? I don't like.

Speaker 1 So to the churro,

Speaker 1 don't even speak to us. Honestly, don't even speak to us.
Grace, do you like churros?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was a normal reaction where it's like, yeah, but I'm not gonna like go out of my way to order a churro.

Speaker 1 It's like when you're at a group dinner and they have churros, you go, let's get churros, and then you have one bite, and you're like, okay. If you cut them in half, they're really nice.

Speaker 1 Like, if it's not as prove my point, it's not as stressful. So, I was right.
I was right. She eats half a churro.
I was right. Yeah, but it's still eating a fucking churro.
I still enjoy it.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's take a minute.

Speaker 1 Calm down from that. Oh my God, I thought I accidentally deleted our note.
I have something controversial that I read, but I think I'm going to misquote it. Okay.

Speaker 1 But people said statistically that women actually enjoy cheating more than men.

Speaker 1 Like men will regret it and girls will be like, oh, that was nice. Yeah.

Speaker 1 100%. I think it's because girls do it for emotions.
Yeah. And men will be like, right after they come, they're like, no.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like girls do it. And when they do it, they've been pushed.

Speaker 1 They've sat and thought, like, should I do that? Should I cheat? Women plan. Men planned.
They don't know how to plan. No, they see hot girl at a bar.
Ooh.

Speaker 1 Women have seen every option where it will go. They've thought it out.
They've done a pros and cons list on their phone. And I feel like if they're making that in, not us, like for women cheating.

Speaker 1 Where's the line? You know, where we're just like blindly supporting all women. Please go on Maybe stop taking my birth control and cheat on my husband.

Speaker 1 no i feel like women have done like hypothesis thesis statement conclusion came up with scenarios evidence like they know if this man if it's worth leaving their current situation so i feel like that's why a lot of women too like end up with the person

Speaker 1 yeah and i think if you cheat women do cheat for like the high of like

Speaker 1 an emotion yeah and like it's less physical where men's i feel like is more like did you watch the ashley madison doc So I watched the Ashley Madison doc that came out.

Speaker 1 I think it was like 24 Max earlier. Yeah.
So I already watched it. Oh.
So I didn't watch the Netflix one because I already saw one. Oh.
So I felt it was redundant for me, but that's because

Speaker 1 I've been watching. I'm a connoisseur.
Yeah. I'm a

Speaker 1 Salamalier. I remember when that

Speaker 1 leak happened. We were out of college.
You only said we had 44 million members. 44 million? I think it was international.
What is your, what is is your, this, we're getting so political.

Speaker 1 What is your opinion when people are like, oh, the company is bad? You're promoting, because they were doing this thing where like all these like news,

Speaker 1 like press outlets were like, this company is the devil. It's promoting adultery, like blah, blah, blah.
And the company was like, we're not promoting it. People are going to cheat no matter what.

Speaker 1 We're just helping that, like, we're

Speaker 1 how they're doing it through.

Speaker 1 But like, they would would have figured it out anyway also this comp the news companies are just giving them more press right and then they were saying they were like we loved it when people were like this is horrible because it was word of mouth of how we got it was their best marketing campaign and they interviewed one of the customer service people which was so insane.

Speaker 1 And she was like, and I would have wives. This is where I am like, I wouldn't have been able to do it as like a girly because I would have been like, he's cheating on you.

Speaker 1 And like, here's her name and number. She would say that wives would call and say, hey, I have a charge on this card for $20.
What is it for?

Speaker 1 And they would say, like, well, we're, you're not the card holder. So we can't give you that information.
So wives would call back with their husbands on the phone and be like, what is this charge?

Speaker 1 And then they would say, we're a like collector for credit cards. We collect from multiple things.

Speaker 1 So we wouldn't know exactly what it's for, but we'll take it off your card and you don't have to worry about it. And then the husbands would call back and say, here's a different card.

Speaker 1 You can put it on that. Yep.
That to me is the diabolical part. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You can be like a company where it's like, oh, we change what it says on your credit card statement or like you can book something through us.

Speaker 1 But when you're straight up, like I wouldn't be able to have a girl call me and say, what is this?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I would never work for that. I could never.
That's crazy. I hope they were getting paid well.
But she said, then the woman was like, I actually feel the opposite.

Speaker 1 I feel like I saved a lot of marriages, which is a very interesting thing.

Speaker 1 My thing is I definitely don't think that the website is like ruining the world because it's true if the guy wants to cheat, he's going to cheat. Cause think about it.

Speaker 1 If it's like, if my husband is going to cheat on Ashley Madison. He's going to cheat in real life.
It's just, he's just going to have to figure it out a different way. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Like even if he was like, oh, this popped up on my feed and or like someone told me to use it, I'd be like, Okay, you still did it. So I'm still.
Especially if they're going to cheat in that way.

Speaker 1 Cause I think like, not that I think there's level of cheating where it's like this is worse than this like it's all bad Yeah, but like if they're gonna go through a site then they have the wherewithal to plan it It's not like oh, I was just out with my boys Yeah, and I was so drunk and this girl came up to me and I fucked up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like it's not that like when it's premeditated I think that's worse.

Speaker 1 Or there's probably guys on the site who just like want a message and feel naughty to like here's the other thing guys love attention. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're attention seeking losers and women get attention just naturally. Like we just walk into a bar.
Yeah. Guys want to have sex with girls, like not the other way around.
We're repulsed.

Speaker 1 We're revolted. So like if they can get a ton of attention, they're going to take it wherever they can.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's all men I've ever met.

Speaker 1 I think maybe also girls like cheating more because there's definitely like a crazy lead up to it where like men will just like can do it more like there was an excitement.

Speaker 1 Well, I think also sometimes i bet the statistic i bet there's a lot more women cheating they're just way smarter and they're just not getting caught 100 because just think about everyday life in terms of like men and women like shit on your phone or like i just think it's so important for the gigglers to understand there is this like

Speaker 1 rumor that you know like in marriages you know men get bored of their wives and like they don't want to have sex anymore where it's actually the opposite we did research i don't know what the research was yeah but that like yeah women just stop being attracted to their husbands because their husbands are like needy and annoying.

Speaker 1 Well, it's another child. And you have another child you're taking care of.
Like you don't want to fuck the person that you're picking up their clothes every day.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it's like finding a partner. Are you crying? I'll literally start crying.

Speaker 1 No, that's so scary.

Speaker 1 Everyone tricks girls growing up. They're like, you're going to get married.
You're going to have a fairy tale and it's going to be beautiful and you're going to live with the love of your life.

Speaker 1 No, but it's really picking up their dirty clothes. But you know what? Why my marriage has been successful thus far?

Speaker 1 I don't pick it up.

Speaker 1 I put myself on top of it. I say, thank you.
You guys, we got a new body. I was so excited to ask me if I saw the inside of your apartment today because he was like, aren't we both gross?

Speaker 1 Aren't we both messy? I'm like, what? We can do whatever we want. We literally will eat dinner and then leave.
I had a cottage cheese last night. Yeah.
Didn't finish it. Left it out.

Speaker 1 No, sometimes I'll do things and Craig will be like, whatever, we're the adults. Who's going to yell at us? I'm like, wait, you're so right.

Speaker 1 This is fucking.

Speaker 1 Wait, no one is going to yell at me. We do pee in the shower.
Like, we can do whatever the fuck we want.

Speaker 1 Of course, I'm being in the shower. That was a Jimmy Neutron reference.
Oh, sorry. That was a real throwback.
Do you pee in the shower, though? I only pee in the shower.

Speaker 1 The second the hot water hits, it's going to be. Guys, no, you're not peeing in the shower.

Speaker 1 How are you holding it in when the hot water hits? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't get the artist. You're cute before you go in the shower?

Speaker 1 The admin of also you're wasting paper. Guys, wait.
You're killing me

Speaker 1 every time I get in the shower. Is that not? Is that crazy? The shower doesn't even have to be on.
I go in the shower to me.

Speaker 1 I just said, oh my.

Speaker 1 Wait. Natalie, Nick Vial's wife.
Yes. She said this on the pod, this like a couple months ago when I wrote it down to bring it up to you.
And then like we literally never got to it.

Speaker 1 She said something and she was like, oh yeah. And then I flushed my tampon.
And the girls were like, what?

Speaker 1 And the comments were all very split. And so then I commented because I was like, wait, yeah, I'm flushing the tampon.
No one's ever told me no.

Speaker 1 And all the, I mean, I got roasted. People are like, yeah, because you're like stupid bitch.
I was like, okay,

Speaker 1 I'm going to see my way out of here. But

Speaker 1 when I would go, okay, when I first got my period. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'll never forget this moment. Like the first time I used a tampon, great at home.
I remember my mom saying, you take it out, you wrap it in toilet paper, you put it in the garbage.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 And then I remember, I'm going to blame my Aunt Pam for this.

Speaker 1 And then I remember being in public somewhere and I had my period and she's in the stall with me and I took my tampon out and she goes, drop it. And so I dropped it in the toilet and I flushed it.

Speaker 1 And from then on, I was like, oh, we're flushing them. And then on, you've been exploding pipes nationwide.
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 I thought the signs at different restaurants and places like don't use feminine products.

Speaker 1 i was like oh they have bad plumbing like i just thought their they knew their plumbing was weaker no see my mom like terrified me where she was like if you put this in the toilet the whole house will implode no i feel like no one ever told no my mom was like everyone will die yeah if you put the

Speaker 1 you but it's

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 at literally at 14 when you get your fucking period you're not thinking oh where does this go i'm gonna say it because we're all thinking it yeah i've taken bigger shits than my tampon.

Speaker 1 No, like I'm not worried about it for a fucking second. Literally, I've gone this long, nothing's happened.
I've never heard of a toilet blowing up.

Speaker 1 I've never heard of them shutting down because feminine products, I think we're fine. I think it's something that the men gaslit us about.
I think, like, we don't want it near us.

Speaker 1 You know what I think it is? You know, when you have your period, you go through like 100 rolls of toilet paper. I think it's the toilet paper business who's like.

Speaker 1 roll up the toilet and put it in the garbage. Yep.
Also, or it's the dogs.

Speaker 1 Because you know, dogs like to eat tampons because it tastes like a bone or iron some people's dogs are like really into tampons yeah no my dog loves my underwear and i'm like yep

Speaker 1 low-key if your dog goes for your underwear and like not someone else's in your house aren't you like yep well i famously i think it's because i'm sweaty in my crotch dogs love my pussy literally Dog just goes straight to my pussy.

Speaker 1 If I see a dog walker, I'm like, me.

Speaker 1 Every time something happens to me,

Speaker 1 I always get so embarrassed. I don't, I don't.
I'm like, are people around going to to think I'm like smelly? But it's really like, sorry, he's into it. Like, if I had a freaking nickel.
No, but like.

Speaker 1 And honestly, we're better for it. We're better.

Speaker 1 I just didn't finish that sentence.

Speaker 1 I said, you finish it. I get maybe you tagged me about a churro for 10 minutes earlier.
I'm just not over it. No, because

Speaker 1 we've all saw that after it was all done, you go, but yeah, I only eat half churros. So I was right.
And you

Speaker 1 lied to me. Anywho.

Speaker 1 No, but I've been wanting to bring up that tampon thing for so long and I keep forgetting about it. So no,

Speaker 1 it's very similar to a tampon. I've hashed it out.
A churro.

Speaker 1 Have you? And they'll just... Do you put a churro straight in the toilet or do you wrap it up and put it in the garment?

Speaker 1 Speaking of periods, this has been very period, Ebby. Did I tell the gigglers that I bled last week for a little bit?

Speaker 1 Why would you have to tell the gigglers? Because they're also on my period journey because I haven't gotten together.

Speaker 1 All the gigglers are insane.

Speaker 1 When you bled like a little bit last week, so that's

Speaker 1 hopeful. And that means that your body's like back on your body.

Speaker 1 It's slowly coming back. Okay, that's good.
So that's good. Well, keep us posted.

Speaker 1 Every plumber is upset. They're like, oh, it's coming back.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing. I don't know how to rid my, I haven't worried about it in a year, but I don't know if I can rid myself now of not flushing my tampons because it's so routine.

Speaker 1 But I need to stop. Look, if you have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.
Also, we don't even wear tampons.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 1 I think it's made up. Yeah, it is made up.
It's like when it's raining outside, you're like, I'm not using an umbrella. Yeah.
Like if you manifest it, it's in your head.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, you're wet in your head if you believe it. I'm not dealing with that.
No. It's like tax.
It's adjudgment.

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Speaker 1 When someone professional calls, moms are immediately on the cast at Bridgerton. This is she.
This is she.

Speaker 1 I am lady. Did I say that, Reggie? Because I'm going, can I speak to Hannah? This is she.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm trying to think. Has anyone said that to me recently? I go, hi, we're looking for Beige's Zorbo.
I hang up. I'm like, no, she's not.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, when someone calls me, I'm having a panic attack, I'm upset, and I go,

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 um, if it's my friend, I go, What the fuck do you want? Yeah, I love answering, like, especially if I'm showing off in front of people. I'd be like, How the fuck do you get this? Wait, let's do our

Speaker 1 not look at each other, okay. And let's do our customer service voice.
Oh my god, my customer service voice. Okay, so I'm gonna fake call you.
Are you the who's the customer? You're answering.

Speaker 1 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Speaker 1 Hello.

Speaker 1 So here, boy.

Speaker 1 Wait, why is hearing your friend's customer service voice just so good?

Speaker 1 Wait, who is that, Mitch?

Speaker 1 Who is that? I don't know her name. This is Beverly.
Okay, my turn, Mitch. Okay.
You have to, this just feels better.

Speaker 1 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello.

Speaker 1 Why is it so high pitched? Yeah, mine's really high-pitched. You act like you're nice.
But if it's like you calling me or like my brother or like Craig or something, I'm always like, hi.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're always like, hi. Hello.
Yeah, like, what do you need? Like, what the fuck? Could this have been a text message? Think of that before you start speaking. No, true.
I know.

Speaker 1 I feel like a phone call means I have to talk business with you. A FaceTime means something fucking insane happened.
And a voice note means just keeping up. Yeah, just keeping up.

Speaker 1 And then I've been assaulting your DMs like to the point that I feel bad, but I also need you to look at them.

Speaker 1 I look at them. You and Craig.
Oh my God. You guys are this.
You are the only two people in my life that are like, I sent you videos. Did you watch them? I sent you this.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, guys,

Speaker 1 you're both main character. This is the problem when you have a best friend.
I don't know how Craig feels.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to speak for Craig because he wouldn't know how it feels. But when you're, when I'm, I'm just like, oh, I'm going to scroll my Instagram

Speaker 1 in like three minutes. I've sent every single thing I've seen.

Speaker 1 Did you love that? I go for this message.

Speaker 1 I'm patient by that. No, you're my mom on Instagram reels.
Such a mass amount of inside jokes that I, that's why I started apologizing, but I'm like, no, they're really high quality.

Speaker 1 So if I see a white cat that's particularly pretty, I have to send a page because I'm trying to get her to subconsciously. pretty consciously get a white cat.

Speaker 1 And then if I see some like inspirational, like badass quote, I send it to you.

Speaker 1 And I love when you send me outfits, you want to be in the middle of the day.

Speaker 1 And then look disgusting on me, but you would look like a literal angel princess. And if you say, yes, I'd wear that, I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 1 I'm in a good mood for three days. Oh, God.
But like, I feel like I do know your style.

Speaker 1 You do. Like, I think I could dress you and you could dress me.
You could 100%. Well, me, like, it's chaotic.
I don't know if anyone could dress me except my new song. No stylist, Tapita Santa.

Speaker 1 Shout out. Love my life.

Speaker 1 I think she's getting creeped out by me. She's like, thanks for talking about me on the pond.
No. Should I get a restraining picture? I want to tell the gig.

Speaker 1 So Hannah and I had to to do a photo shoot and Hannah was like, we're not getting a stylist. It's insane.
We're not doing it. It's so stupid.
And I'm like, okay, we're not getting a stylist.

Speaker 1 I'll just do it myself. Three days later, Hannah texts me and she goes, oh, I hired a personal stylist for the photo shoot.
And I'm like, um,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 Who?

Speaker 1 You had, you were like, I'm going to hire Tabitha. Oh, yeah, for my look.
And then you backed out.

Speaker 1 And then she was like, you're creeping me out.

Speaker 1 And so then we didn't have to pay a stylist. So that's girl math.
We made money. My leather outfit that I posted, it's so good.

Speaker 1 good the gigglers are so funny because they are so in tune with what's going on in my life that people aren't like

Speaker 1 most people were just like okay this stylist did a good job or they go paige would like this and i'm like i know they're coming

Speaker 1 that outfit i love also you should be wearing that color more that is such a good color on you it's not like a blue but it's chill

Speaker 1 but like crocodile feeling good with your hair and your eyes Thank you. Thank you.
So yeah, the stylus is great, but I love how they just know that I've been struggling.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you've been like through it. I've been through it.
Fighting for your life with stylus. Fighting for my life.

Speaker 1 And you would have been proud of me because I put it on and I said, I'm going to sweat really badly. Yep.
But for fashion. Bash on.
To get any respect in the community for the pick.

Speaker 1 And you had a jacket on. You couldn't even tell you were sweaty.
I'd actually prefer to be sweaty with a jacket on than a little bit more. Or on my arm.

Speaker 1 The amount of times you've sweat on me

Speaker 1 is insane. So we'll be taking a photo.
And whenever we take a photo, we look like

Speaker 1 an engaged couple. Yeah.
Lesbian couple. But where I am in my height, your shoulder always goes right into my armpit.

Speaker 1 And it's moist. I fit with you.
Also, like so perfectly. My wet armpit is not not a vagina.

Speaker 1 So you're like, you know, the craziest thing is like when I, when you feel something wet on your body where like there shouldn't be something wet, you're immediately like, what is wet on my body?

Speaker 1 You have trained me so much that like we took that photo today and you were like, sorry, I was sweating on you. And I didn't even like clock it.
I was like, yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 1 No, I know. I sweat to the point that we'll be in like a normal social setting.
Like everyone's normal. It's not like we're in an oven or anything.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, we're literally roasting ourselves. We're not in a tanning bed.
No, we're just living life. We're outside.
It's 40 degrees.

Speaker 1 I will, this happens all the time. I will see a drip of sweat trickle down my armpit and I'll show someone.
Like if someone's next to me, I'll be like, look, and they'll look. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I get off on, I get off on showing people a sweat drip and I get off on showing people hair on my thighs. No, your

Speaker 1 thighs today were, I've never seen it. You just walked by, slowly pet my thigh and just kept walking.
I said, that was.

Speaker 1 Sometimes we're so optimistic that like you'll be doing something or you'll have something. Or like, for example, your legs will be super hairy.
And in my head, I'm like, what is that like?

Speaker 1 Like, I can't relate to it in any capacity. So I'm like, so I saw your legs and I was like, I really need to know what that feels like on her thighs.

Speaker 1 So as I was walking by, I just felt it and then like kept going about what I had to do. So my question is, how was it?

Speaker 1 It was really soft. It was really soft.

Speaker 1 Like it wasn't as coarse as I was thinking it was going to be. It's literally soft.
And I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 Love you. What is that life? But the only thing I can do is

Speaker 1 Louis Buittons. In my Louis Bucks.

Speaker 1 Coming mysteriously. Walk a mile and a loud ones.

Speaker 1 The only

Speaker 1 feeling I can relate to it is like if I haven't shaved my legs and I get in the shower and I can feel the water like going down my leg, like in my leg hair, I'm like immediately like, and that's after like four or five days where like something tragic must have happened that I haven't shaved in that long.

Speaker 1 But I shave every day. I shave my legs every day.
I mean, it's exhausting. No, it does.
I also was getting my nails done and I asked for the Page de Sorbo. It's a beautiful pale pink.
Who is she?

Speaker 1 It's basically bubble bath. Basically, the one I have on is Essie Fiji.
I got it out of fear because we had a photo shoot. And I was like, if I do something stupid, she'll be so mad.

Speaker 1 I said, just give me the pale pink. Hannah, you know what's so crazy? Last night I went to text you and say, make sure you have have your nails done.
And I didn't because I was like, wait.

Speaker 1 Oh, you tested me. I was like, that's no.
Oh, my God. No.
You were like, let's see if she fucking cares.

Speaker 1 No, I was like, wait, that's so bitchy of me to be like, and make sure you have your fucking nails done

Speaker 1 at night.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I was like, what is she going to do now? And I was going to say, did you get your nails done today? But then I was like, no, she.

Speaker 1 Well, because normally when I get my nails done, I post it. Yeah.
And so I was scared. And we did have a conversation that we could fix our nails a little bit in post.

Speaker 1 And I was like, she's, she's like, do my nails in post. It's fine.
I mean, that's so hard. Well, I was getting my nails done.
And I realized that, like, my arms are very hairy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But, like, this is the thing. Life is about perspective.
I just thought, like, I'm a human. I have hair in my arms.

Speaker 1 And then I realized, like, some girls don't. But, like, I feel like the hair in my arms is so cute because it gets like really blonde in the summer.
Yours is way cuter than, like, what I've seen.

Speaker 1 Like, mine was not cute.

Speaker 1 Like, I would bleach my arms and it would be all blonde hair. And then one day I got them lasered and now it's like I have nothing.

Speaker 1 Well, I think regardless if you have hair or not hair on your arms, you're equally beautiful. Don't ever get waxed.
Don't get waxed. Don't get sugared.

Speaker 1 I've done it at all. I'm not

Speaker 1 sugared. I've never gotten threaded.
Never gotten threaded. I don't hate myself that much.

Speaker 1 Do people get their pussies threaded? That's no, no, no, no. Because it's so painful.
Well, I think it's, you'd be there for hours. You'd literally be there for hours.

Speaker 1 Imagine four women threading your pussy.

Speaker 1 Oh, so they put it through their teeth. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 You've never seen it. Don't they use their teeth when they thread your eyebrows? No.

Speaker 1 Have you? Chris, can you Google?

Speaker 1 There's in no situation eyebrows threading. There's no way they're putting it in their teeth.

Speaker 1 It's like two for one.

Speaker 1 I've jelly seen girls. What mall did you go to?

Speaker 1 Chris is like, where do you say I don't even know?

Speaker 1 He's like, pussy pussy thread.

Speaker 1 Thread. Google this.
Eyebrow threading. In teeth.
In teeth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Okay.
A technician will hold a piece of thread between their hands, occasionally with one end in their teeth and twist.

Speaker 1 That's disgusting. And it needs to be some type of HIPAA violation.

Speaker 1 I mean, in what world?

Speaker 1 I love when you say HIPAA violations. Yeah, me too.
We should say it more often.

Speaker 1 I feel like there's a lot more HIPAA violations that people aren't talking about. If anyone says anything to you, you go, oh, that's

Speaker 1 sometimes. People are like, when are you going to have a baby? And I go, oh, HIPAA violation.
You're not my normal. You start responding to that.
Also, if someone just says, how are you? You go, oh.

Speaker 1 I can't talk about my medical history. I don't want to violate HIPAA.
If I'm in the South and someone wants to be polite and be like, morning, how are you doing? I'll say, HIPAA violation.

Speaker 1 Also, not everyone in the South speaks like that. Anything else?

Speaker 1 Sorry, I'm sweating and I gotta go home. No, you're sweating.

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