Giggling about jorts, churros, and hipaa violations

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool.
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I've heard of these. And they use this technology called PSZ.
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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, my... Go for it.
My gorgeous gigglers. I feel like if I haven't done that, that's crazy.
We've definitely used gorgeous. That's the first time I've ever addressed the pod.
How did you like it? I didn't like it. You didn't like it? No.
No, no, no. It's scary.
It's like jumping off a cliff. Yeah, you got to just go.
We've been with each other all day, which is not normal. No.
Since? It was supposed to be 11. I showed up at 12.
That's true. But we've been together all day.
We're working on a project. We're working on a project that we're Easter egging right now.
This is the egg. This is the egg that we're cracking for Easter.
It's a project that we have no business doing.

It's a project that's very off-brand for us.

Yeah.

A lot of people were like, are we sure?

And those people were us.

I feel like we never have inside jokes that gigglers are not involved in.

Yeah, it feels weird.

It feels weird, but so we can't joke on it too much.

We're just egging.

We're egging. We're egging the Easter for you guys.
We did it right. I'm excited to be here.
Oh, I'm going to Paris tomorrow with my mom. Wait, and...
We've never been. Hopefully doing some vintage shopping, some croissants.
And then we're going to London. I have tickets left for my second show in London.

Go get it.

And then, sorry, I don't know what accent that was.

I liked it.

And then going to Dublin.

Yep.

And I added a second show.

There are tickets available.

Woo-hoo!

So see you guys there.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm doing well. I styled an entire shoot today, which I'm, like, really proud of myself.

You did amazing.

Thank you. I just, like, loved all of it., which I'm like really proud of myself.
You did amazing. Thank you.

I just like loved all of it.

I loved finding the jewelry, sourcing it.

I think that's what professional people say.

I sourced all of our jewelry.

Like as if you like dug in the ground and discovered like an opal.

Yeah, like I mined in a coal mine and I found it.

Okay, one thing that I wanted to talk about, which I can't believe we—

Sometimes we get really fucked when we do Giggly Squad on Monday. Because sometimes I feel like something literally will happen Tuesday morning.
And then we have to just, like, froth at the mouth for seven days. And then we're like, but the pod is going to come out in a couple hours, and we haven't discussed this.
And then we're like dum-dums. Yeah, and the gigglers are like, obviously, they didn't talk about it because they're stupid.
What did we miss last week? The Chiefs football player giving that insane speech. I loved it.
To be honest, within five words, I couldn't listen. No, I didn't.
I couldn't listen to it. I go, I know what this is.
I don't have to watch it. I know what he's going to say.
And then the girls did not fuck around. They ripped him so many assholes.
I mean, did you see the thing where it was like his mom is like a— A physicist. And like a very renowned, like has done a ton of shit physicist.
I can't even spell. What is a physicist? Because my first immediate thought is fizzy drinks.
She specializes. She literally invented carbonation.
Put some respect on her fucking name. She's a physicist.
You know what? I don't know enough to tell you you're wrong. So I'm going to go with it.
His mom invented seltzer. No, literally Mrs.
LaCroix. Mrs.
LaCroix. But it also was at like a pretty, it was like Georgia Tech or like a big college.
No, it was like a Catholic school. But it wasn't like an Amish college.
No, it certainly wasn't like an Amish college. But like it was a Catholic school, but also like, okay, I'm Catholic.
And no one's been like. It was literally Handmaid's Tale.
So cute that you had all these thoughts in college um it's over now because you have to be a wife and a mother and that's the best job actually they found Patrick Mahomes who I love an old interview where someone asked him about the kicker and he was like I don't really talk to him like I say hi and bye yeah because he's probably a fucking weirdo also like who at the college know, who's gonna give a great speech? A football player. But you have to say he's not even a football player.
He's a kicker. These are soccer guys who weren't good enough to play professional soccer, so they become kickers.
That was mean. That was mean, savage.
I feel like that would really make men, like, really sad. But also it's a psychopathic position because you basically wait for the team to get to work their asses off get cte get in the head yeah to be at a point where they can get a field goal so if you miss that field goal everyone's mad at you and you have to be serial killer mentality and didn't they do a clip of like all the times he's missed i didn't see that but i would I would love to yeah it was a really good sports club but it is an example

he was like handsome too. Which was sad.
But like remember, like just because a guy's handsome doesn't mean he's not a horrible person. If I had a nickel.
If I had a nickel, I had a friggin' nickel. I think we have to remember that because that's the kind of guy that at the bar, he'll be looking at your face and be like, you know, women shouldn't exist.
And you'd be like, yeah, you're hot. Have you ever been talking to a guy and they say something so out of pocket, so beyond.
And you're like, wait, what did you just say? Like, it doesn't even register in your own mind. That's why with tall guys, when they speak, the words just kind of, you can't even hear it.

They run right away.

They go into the wind.

Yeah, you're like, sorry, what was that?

I didn't hear what he said.

You're like, I think that was really racist.

And you can't say that.

Or like, they will be extremely boring.

But you're so, like, jacked up of adrenaline and dopamine of the plot of you making this man become obsessed with you

that you don't realize that he's never authentically made you laugh once. I also think that like men in general, like they're not like innately going to root for you.
You love bringing this up. No, like I feel.
He is plotting your demise. Like, it was so clear in his speech that he was like, I'm all of this because you guys are second to men.
You need to help us be even better. Like, that's the part where I'm like, what? And that's why women stop having sex in some marriages because they start being exhausted by this man that treats them like they need to take care of them like a baby.
But also the funniest thing is that Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelsey because I'm like, oh, should she just throw in her billions and be like, actually, I would like to sit around. See, he's in a different situation.
I feel like he loves that he's dating someone that's like really rich because that's just like an easier life for him. Yeah.

I mean, but it's great to acknowledge your wife for like helping you.

But that was some old school shit that all the girls got the ick from.

I have a more important question.

When you're going out, what order do you do things for makeup, hair, and outfit? makeup first do you do outfit first what do we do i do hair makeup outfit i've never done my hair first like what do you do your hair yeah makeup because if you're doing a hairstyle that needs to set see i don't do a hairstyle You know I'm doing a little wave. It depends on the hairstyle.

All I do is a wave down the middle.

So, makeup, hair,

last minute figure out

what I'm going to wear.

I don't like sitting,

doing my makeup,

feeling wet hair.

See, that requires

you showering.

Correct.

I shower after I go out.

I thought we were implied.

I thought the shower

ahead of time was implied.

That's on me.

I'll blow dry, but I'm not going to do it fully because also my hair doesn't hold a curl. Why are you acting like I'm lying? I'm not acting like you're lying.
I'm trying to figure out what do you mean. How are you blow drying it if you hadn't gotten in the shower? If I do go in the shower.
Oh, okay. Which I don't.
Correct. Glad we figured that out.
Glad we figured that one out. Speaking of like getting ready, I got that TikTok viral face mask.
Have you seen it? Like, the thick one that you're supposed to sleep with. And then it comes out.
I couldn't. It comes out, like, skin? Yeah, then you, like, peel it off and it's just, like, the plasticky.
I couldn't get away from it because it's my whole TikTok. And it's, like, I don't understand.
I'm still not fully read into like TikTok shop. Like I'm not getting it.
Everyone that posts like, oh, and now it's on sale. Like if I see those mango peelable gummy bears one more time, I'm going to freaking lose it.
Of course, I ordered them because I have to see what they taste like. Alex Earl Ringlight.
But like all those people that are like, you have to buy this. You have to buy this.
Are you buying it and they're getting the commission? They're getting a commission on it. How are you getting to what they're giving though? Cause then like I just swipe over to the TikTok shop, search it and then buy it.
So there should be a clickable link that of there right under by the caption. I've never clicked it.
I've never given one person credit for what I bought. So you don't support small businesses? Well, because I know.
I didn't know how to do it. Also, definitely not small businesses.
It's definitely one huge factory somewhere with children making face masks. And here's the other thing.
I feel like everyone on TikTok shop is lying. They are.
But then I had to get the mask and I actually did kind of like it. Well, yeah, like I got snail mucin off of it.
Yeah. And people were like, it's either snail mucin or just like rat ejaculate.
We don't know. Isn't it crazy snail mucin? Blipping the wind.
We don't even talk about it anymore. Gone.
Talk about a trend. Also, I just need to defend myself.
People have been making fun of me because apparently I've been posting too many bath mats on the newsletter. I haven't even caught on to that.
You love a bath mat. I am so obsessed with a bathmat because they can be funny and cute and color.
You have a very cute one in your bathroom, the blue one. Thank you.
It's a little butt. Yeah.
I think because rugs are expensive, but a bathmat is small and you can have fun with it and it won't be that expensive. So, like, I think people need to get on the bathmat bandwagon.
Justice for bathmats. It's so crazy.
I actually don't have a bathmat. So you just, like, raw dog your feet on the tile? No, you don't.
Yeah, I do. No, you don't.
Well, in your new apartment, you don't have anything. Wait, am I just out here raw dogging my feet on the tile? That's also unsafe.
You could get out of the shower and tear ACL yeah I don't I need to literally read the newsletter and get one of your back do you put a sticky thing on your shower no floor because here's how I feel about those because I watch oh okay this is very niche of me I watch a lot of Japanese cleaning videos at any given night at at 2 a.m., I could be at home being like, the Japanese just freaking know what's going on. Like, they have just such good cleaning supplies.
I don't know what it is. And they all have these, like, foot cleaners, like, in their bathrooms.
And I was like, no, like, how do I not have a mat where I'm, like, cleaning my feet or, like my feet or like putting my foot into something like putting soap on and you like clean the bottom of your feet so I was very obsessed with in the shower bath mats for a hot minute so I ordered how many like four to see what well they came in packs of two sometimes to see what I liked and then I finally settled on one and then like literally a day later I was like this is a breeding ground for bacteria get it out of my shower because I'm like how are you drying it though? like I just got grossed out by it you're like I'm a bath mat sommelier I've tried I've tried them all. No, I can get these.
I do. It is like we never wash our feet.
But then you're also like, my shower got very unsafe because I'm Italian. So I will shave my legs.
Yeah. And then I guess the shaving cream or conditioner or whatever I use, it just like it's layered on the floor.
And then Des. And he's not good at balance.
He's already wobbling. Yeah.
So some would say, I'm trying to get him to trip, but we had to get a sticky bath mat, which sometimes the bath mat moves. Look, marriage life is crazy.
That is literally the TikTok trend of like marriage is hard. Tell me how.
And you're like, well, my old husband. Babe, I almost filled the soap in the shower because he's shaving cream.
He needs a freaking bath mat. And then I was clogging the shower and I was like, oh, it's because I'm shave a lot.
And he was like, no, it's like long hair. You know, what's funny is like because we live in New York City and like if you have something wrong with your apartment, like you call maintenance, your maintenance.
Whenever I have something wrong and I call my maintenance and they tell me like what the reasoning is I literally act like someone else lives there I'm like I don't know like the guy came to like unclog my drain and he's like are you showering with like a gel of some sort and I had just used a body butter like a shaving body butter that was like he goes are you using saint ives i was actually using osia o-s-e-a love no i'm obsessed with all their products and they have a really good i was just getting shout out to saint ives you guys are amazing no not for the turtles but for everyone else you're amazing not if you're all clean natural beauty. You're literal poison.
But you're doing so well. I'm so proud of you.
Your marketing team is amazing. Maybe if you included me in the video, that marketing video, I would have given you more love.
Crazy. No, I love St.
Ives. But Osea is really my favorite in the shower.
So they make this gel. It's like in a tub.
Like gel. It's not an exfoliant, but it's not a soap.
I honestly don't know what the fuck it is. You broke your building's plumbing because of Osea's body butter.
And he was like, whatever it is, it's like a gel. I'm like, it had to have been the people before me.
I have no idea. Once our sink broke and they were like, oh, you guys need to get a new faucet.
And I was like, I don't know how to get a new faucet. Yeah.
And they were like, well, you have to. And I was like, then I'm just not going to use the sink.
Then I'm moving out. Then I'm moving out.
Because he was like, we can't fix this because the last person changed the faucets that we, some, this is again, why I can't be a grownup. Some gaslighting.
Yeah. But it's just like, okay, well, if it's that complicated, it's just not going to happen.
Well, I have a garbage disposal, but it'll literally never get used because I'm not strong enough to turn the fucking thing. So, like, they're like, oh, and you have a garbage disposal.
I'm like, who cares? I can't turn it. And that's why we need men.
And that's why the kicker was right. That's why men are better than us.
That's why the kicker was right. Yeah.
I'll kick you in the nuts. Exactly.
Wait, I haven't what? This is not funny. It's not going to be like a bit or anything.
I have a literal hack that I'm trying out. Okay.
Okay. Obviously when I moved, I did a decluttering of all my clothes.
And I was like, I hate it. I hate it.
Get rid of it. I'm done with that.
It's over. So I was left with what I wanted to keep.
Since my closet isn't like completely done and I haven't put up my racks yet for like all my clothes because I'm waiting for this certain kind that I want to come in, all of my clothes are on like individual racks. So I probably have like five individual racks that they're all on.
So when I wear something now, I've started to put it at the very end of the rack so that when I go to hang up all my clothes, I'll know that at the opposite end is shit I haven't worn in at least like two months. Do I really still need it? Wow.
So like when you go to clean your closet out once a year or twice a year, if you do that throughout the year, the shit at the very end, you'll already know like I never wear this. Get rid of it.
That is so good. Thank you.
That is so, so fucking good. And people, I've heard this hack before in terms of like, oh, when you put it back in your closet, turn the way the hanger is so that you know.
Oh. But I always like forgot to do it.
I was like, I'm always perpetually trying to do that. Yeah.
But then I, like, started doing this, and I'm like, wait, this is so easy. I think it also comes with as you get older, you start knowing who you are, because I used to keep clothes to be like, maybe I'll be that girl one day.
Wait. You know? Yes.
Like, that's why I was so bad at shopping. I'd be like, oh, I'm different now.
I wear this kind of stuff. Like, I'm cool.
And then, of course, you're not that person. And you're never going to pull the uncomfy, like, thing.
I went through a phase where I was like, I'm done with crop tops. Who are you? Oh, I know.
Oh, because you were like, I'm maturing. I'm mature.
I'm like, I'm a woman. And then I was like, I'll fuck up a crop top.
Give me some slutty shit.

Then I was like, wait.

I forgot I like to be an absolute whore when I go out.

You're just wearing nipple covers.

I'm done with crop tops.

No, I want to talk summer fashion because it's happening.

It's upon us.

No, we're here.

We're here.

I was just figuring out spring fashion.

Now we're here.

It's very overwhelming.

I'm wearing the tube tops.

I'm wearing fun sets. I'm wearing little tennis dresses.
I love how I made this about me. I'm wearing It's so funny because summer fashion right now is actually really in for the short torso girlies.
That's not good news for me. Why? Because longer tops are really in.
So like longer tops and pants or like longer like little vests with shorts are really in.

And I suffer from a short torso.

So whenever I wear tops that are longer, it makes my whole body look longer.

I just realized something.

My enemies are running the trends.

Yeah.

Because not only are. Someone at Vogue.

So for people who don't know, I have the longest torso, longer than Britney Spears torso.

And if I wear a long shirt, I look all torso. Yeah.
Then, you know what's in style? Capris. Yeah.
And jorts. Yeah.
So when I wear that, all you see is my nub of a calf. My wide nub calf.
Yeah. Which is offensive.
Like someone tried, I can't wear capris because it makes my legs look shorter than they are. You could wear capris if you wore capris that cut off at your ankle.
You just have to wear longer capris. But at that point, it's just a short pant.
Well, it's a little bit more like a skinny pant, but not really. It's called, it's actually called a cigarette pant.
Okay, you just dropped some fucking knowledge. no, but I do, I would love, I think it's so cool when a girl's wearing those long jean shorts.
Yep. And a heel.
Paige did something so volatile today. Do you want to tell them? What did I say? We're at this photo shoot, which sounds way more important than it is.
Wait, I'm still not even thinking of it. I'm like, what? Well, I'm wearing my Crocs, obviously.
Yeah. And you go, um, do you want to put on heels so you feel better in the photos? And I said, what twisted fucking riddle mind are you trying to project onto me? When would I feel better by shoving? Oh yeah, I'd like to keep my left pinky toe.
Because I was saying, if you have heels on, you just naturally stand taller, your shoulders go back. You're like, I'm in a heel.
I'm like, I just. That's how I feel wearing my fur Crocs.
I go, I've arrived. How Crocs hasn't, Mr.
Croc hasn't personally reached out to you and been like, what you're doing single-handedly for our company while your best friend is simultaneously trying to take us down. Like put some respect on your name.
I'm fighting for Croc's life. Yeah, and I'm every single day trying to burn down their headquarters.
I'm trying to become the face of Crocs. Yeah, I just, I can't believe they haven't said anything.
You know, I think they're trying to figure out their strategy and say knives also. They're trying to redo like giblets just for you.
Is that what it's called? Jibbits. They've sent me gibbits before, but it's a lot of admin putting it all the little holes.
Yeah, I feel like I would lose it. So yeah, I do you think I could pull off one of those like wide long.
But then again, I don't in the summer. I don't grab for jeans.
I don't grab for jeans. Because that's chafing station.

I wore jeans the other day to get my nails done.

And I was like, who am I?

And like, why is my toddler at the babysitter's and I have to go pick her up? Like, yeah, I was like, what am I doing here sitting in jeans like an idiot?

I do have to say in my 30s, I will fully walk around in public with an unbuttoned pant. You can do anything in New York City.
True. No, you literally can do anything.
I had an Uber driver the other day, just full New York City. I feel most comfortable with an Uber driver that's pissed off.
Yes. Because if they're happy, I feel like they're kidnapping me.
Yeah. If they're happy, I'm like, uh, have you looked around? Something to be fucking happy about.
Where are you taking me and why are you happy that I'm here? Because no one should be. I'm like, look at me in the rearview mirror again and you'll get what's coming to you.
Okay? I'll fart. In this hot fucking car.
I feel most comfortable when I'm with an Uber driver that's like, I hate the city. I hate the mayor.
I hate this road. That police officer is stupid.
Like, why aren't we going? Like, I like that because I know they're really worried about me getting to my destination. So I was like, I'm not kidding, in the car for like an hour the other day with this guy.
Because you live in Australia. Continue.
Because you live in Iceland. We pull up to the Upper West Side.
And I'm'm not kidding this man turns around in the back seat and he goes wow it's really nice up here yeah because no one goes up there because it takes so long I literally go no one lives up here everyone's dead he took me from Lower East Side it's apocalypse I'm like because you killed everyone in the car ride on our way here, sir. But it made me feel better.
I was like, thank you. I'm so happy I could make you happy at the end of this ride.
At the end of the torture ride. He literally goes, I've never heard a bird chirping in New York City.
Because there's like one tree outside my building. I do say, you know what intimacy is? When...
You and your Uber driver. Your Uber driver, like,

pulls a move that helps you.

And you compliment them.

And it's fully illegal.

Yeah.

And you go,

good move.

And he goes, thanks.

If your Uber driver does a U-turn

and you don't say,

that was amazing,

you're a horrible person.

If you're in the car

and your Uber driver

pulls a move like that

and you are silent...

He doesn't have to.

He could take a sweet time. He's not going anywhere.
Yeah. No.
In New York, when they try to like get around traffic for you, that's love. Like that's unconditional love.
I always say thank you so much. That was so good.
I go seven stars. Yeah.
Seven stars for you, Glen Coco. Because they're doing their job and I'm going to.
They're going above and beyond. Yeah, I'm giving them praise.
Employee of the the fucking month or when you both get mad at someone doing something stupid now that's a bond like no other that is a bond like having a common enemy in any situation and people always both hate the guy in front of you you go what the fuck was that women are always getting termed like oh you're a mean girl you're such a mean, you're like such a bitch. You're so bossy.
No, you're calling out the situation. Sorry.
Having a common enemy brings the world together. Truly.
One of my best friends, I met her while I was working at ABC News. She was my Uber driver.
We were working at ABC News. She was from my hometown.
We didn't know each other because we didn't go to the same high school. We became friends the first day of her, the first day at work because we found out we were from the same town.
We said one girl's name. We looked at each other and I go, I hate her.
She goes, I hate her too. And that's risky of you.
And I was in her wedding last year. Like that's how close we became because because of this one.
Nothing about you hated. Oh, God, no.

But that's risky.

You know when you, like, you throw someone's name. No, she gave the vibe.

Okay.

We both gave the vibe.

You know when you throw someone's name out to see, like, can we go there?

If someone immediately says, like, oh, my God, yeah.

Don't say anything bad about that person.

Yeah.

But if you say someone's name and they look and don't speak and then you look, you commonly hate them.

And then you're friends for life.

And that's important.

You need to find people where you hate the same people.

because it's just a real... and they look and don't speak and then you look, you commonly hate them.
And that's important.

You need to find people where you hate the same people because it's just important.

Do you realize what we're talking about is very niche New York?

Is it?

Because everyone else has cars.

Like everyone in LA has a car.

I'm assuming people in the Midwest have cars.

People in the South have cars.

People in Florida have cars.

People in Texas have cars.

What are people in Chicago doing? Maybe they're Ubering. Yeah.
Why do I look at Grace like she would now? Grace, now that you bring up employee of the month, I feel like Grace is employee of the month every month. She's CEO.
What if she chooses who's the employee of the month, me versus you every month? We'd get too competitive. No, but like she gives us stars.
It's like, why did Paige get a star today it goes Paige you showed up an hour late sometimes when I send the ads in on time I'm like Grace did you want to tell me I did a good job she's like it's your literal job she goes also I work for you like you pay me all we want is Paige to be proud I mean Grace to be proud yeah my favorite TikTok video do you ever see when they do um who was cat of the week and they go well mr of the week oh my god that doesn't know what no sorry i might have i must have missed this okay mr fluffles should everyone just know you just said it like this is so common Chris doesn't come to in and you go, okay. And you see all the cats.

He goes, Mr. Fluffles.

Mr. Fluffles bit Mr.
Pickles on the butt.

He goes, not the cat.

Not the cat of the week.

Do all these cats live in the same home?

Yeah.

And then, you know.

Is it a pyramid or he's doing like cat of the week?

There's literally lists. So he's like, no.
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I have to talk about something that was brought up today that I just wrote down in the notes because it was upsetting. It happened real time? Today.
Me? Yeah. What? Churros.
I like churros. First of all, I didn't see that for you.
Okay. But also, I feel like you've never eaten a full churro.
I feel like churros, the kind of thing where the first bite you're like, yep, you don't that's too much churro. No one's ever finished a churro.
I bet this is a really niche thing for you to be very concerned about. I thought you were going to say, I've never seen you eat a fucking churro.
When have we been together where there have been churros? I know you, and you would never eat a full churro. Okay, we didn't say we didn't talk about finishing But I feel like if you're going to like something you have to finish it and be able to handle it that's a rule you just look at the rule book look roll the tapes you like something you have to be i'm just saying to finish it all and handle it and not shit yourself if it's too much like to finish if you can't finish it because it'll make you sick i I've finished churros in my life.
I don't think that's true. It was half a churro.
They cut it in half. No, I'm going to tell you why.
I've finished many a churro in my life. Growing up, I was obsessed with cinnamon sugar.
Did you say dicks? Hannah, I was just about to talk about my mom and now I can't. I was going to say a lovely story about her.
Anything that was long and hard, I wanted it. No, I love cinnamon sugar.
And when I was growing up, my mom would make toast with cinnamon sugar. And I thought she invented cinnamon sugar.
I didn't know other kids were out here having it. Like, I thought it was only something in my home that my mom put on toast.
I love how Kim was probably like, you're right. Yeah, 100%.
The other moms don't, they don't know. You think they do this? They don't do this.
This is my magic sprinkles. No, that is so my mom.
So I love cinnamon. I just love cinnamon sugar.
So of course I love a churro because I also love bread. Like I love a cake.
I love like a doughy. But like does it need to be a fried bread with cinnamon sugar on it? Someone offered me a churro with Nutella on the inside.
I said get that disgusting. What? It's gross.
It's capitalism. Nutella? In a churro.
It's too fucking much. Your ancestors are somewhere rolling in their graves.
No, Nutella I'm fine with. Separately.
On anything. I'd put Nutella on anything.
I know, but a churro's too... Do you like donuts? I love donuts.
Have you ever finished a donut? Yes. Has anyone seen Paige finish a donut? Actually, I used to live by a Krispy Kreme and what would you get? A glazed.
Don't get me started, but I used to get a dozen. I would get really high and I would get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and I would literally eat all of them.
And then I was like, Paige, you need to tone it down. So then I went down to just getting six donuts.
Okay. And I would eat three at night and then I'd eat the rest in the morning.
You know what it is? I want to formally apologize to the Academy. I just realized I literally don't have a sweet tooth.
Like I don't like sweet things. And I thought that everyone felt the same way.
And I have the biggest sweet tooth. I take dessert over dinner.
But you won't put sugar in your coffee. No.
Who are you? I don't know why. I just felt like Barbara Walters.
Yeah, I was just like, what is the story about that? Crack is whack. What happened? Wait, can we bring that back? Crack is whack? I feel like I quote that a lot in my everyday life, and I shouldn't.
I feel like at any given moment, I'm like, crack crack is cheap to anyone they're just like what but it's just like it goes wait next time I do a college gig I'm gonna end it saying crack is whack they definitely won't know because that's Whitney Houston they literally would have no idea who the fuck she is crack is whack don't do drugs I think I yelled that once it's so fucking hot in here here. What's going on? I don't like...
So, to the churro community... Don't even speak to us.
Honestly, don't even speak to us. Grace, do you like churros? Yeah, that was a normal reaction where it's like, yeah, but I'm not gonna, like, go out of my way to order a churro.
It's like when you're at a group dinner and they have churros, you go, let's get churros, and then you have one bite. And you're like, okay.
If you cut them in half, they're really nice. And you prove my point.
It's not as stressful. So I was right.
I was right. She eats half a churro.
I was right. Yeah, but still eating a fucking churro.
I still enjoy it. Okay, let's take a minute and calm down from that.
Oh, my god, I thought I accidentally deleted a note. I have something controversial that I read, but I think I'm going to misquote it.
Okay. But people said statistically that women actually enjoy cheating more than men.
Like, men will regret it and girls will be like, oh, that was nice. nice.
I think it's because girls do it for emotions

and men will be like right after

they come they're like no.

Because I feel like girls do it and when

they do it they've been pushed.

They've sat and thought like

should I do it? Should I cheat? Women plan.

Men don't know how to plan. No they see

hot girl at a bar. Women have seen

every option where we'll go. They've thought it out.
They've done

a pros and cons list on their phone. And I feel like if they're making that not us like for women cheating where's the line you know where we're just like blindly supporting all women.
Baby Squad made me stop taking my birth control and cheat on my husband. No I feel like women have done like hypothesis thesis statement conclusion came Conclusion.
Came up with scenarios. Evidence.
Like they know if this man, if it's worth leaving their current situation. So I feel like that's why a lot of women too like end up with the person.
Yeah, and I think if you cheat, women do cheat for like the high of like an emotion. Yeah.
And like. It's less physical where men's i feel like is more did you watch the ashley madison doc so i watched the ashley madison doc that came out i think it was like hulu or max earlier yeah so i already watched it oh so i didn't watch the netflix one because i already saw one oh so i felt it was redundant for me but that's because I've been watching a connoisseur yeah I'm a Stella Mollier

I remember when that like leak happened we were out of college did you know they said they had 44 million members 44 million I think it was international what is your what is your we're getting so political what is your opinion when people are like, oh, the company is bad. You're promoting.
Because they were doing this thing where like all these like news, like press outlets were like, this company is the devil. It's promoting adultery, like blah, blah, blah.
And the company was like, we're not promoting it. People are going to cheat cheat no matter what we're just helping that like we're how they're doing it through but like they would have figured it out anyway also this the news companies are just giving them more press right and then they were saying they're like we loved it when people were like this is horrible because it was word of mouth of how we got it was their best marketing campaign and they interviewed one of the customer service people which was so insane and she was like and I would have wives this is where I am like I wouldn't have been able to do it as like a girly because I would be like he's cheating on you and like here's her name and number she would say that wives would call and say hey I have a charge on this card for.
What is it for? And they would say like, well, you're not the card holder, so we can't give you that information. So wives would call back with their husbands on the phone and be like, what is this charge? And then they would say, we're a collector for credit cards.
We collect for multiple things. So we wouldn't know exactly what it's for, but we'll take it off your card and you don't have to worry about it.
And then the husbands would call back and say, here's a different card. You can put it on that.
Yeah. That to me is the diabolical part.
Yeah. Okay.
You can be like a company where it's like, oh, we change what it says on your credit card statement. Or like you can book something through us.
But when you're straight up, like I wouldn't be able to have a girl call me and say what is this oh no I would never work for the company never that's crazy I hope they were getting paid well but she said then the woman was like I actually feel the opposite I feel like I saved a lot of marriages which is a very interesting thing my thing is I definitely don't think that the website is like ruining the world because it's true. If the guy wants to cheat, he's going to cheat.
Because think about it. If it's like if my husband is going to cheat on Ashley Madison, he's going to cheat in real life.
It's just he's just going to have to figure it out a different way. Exactly.
Like even if he was like, oh, this popped up on my feed and or like someone told me to use it. I'd be like, OK, you still did it.
So I'm right. Especially if they're going to cheat in that way, because I think like not that I think there's level of cheating where it's like this is worse than this.
Like it's all bad. Yeah.
But like if they're going to go through a site, then they have the wherewithal to plan it. It's not like, oh, I was just out with my boys.
Yeah. And I was so drunk and this girl came up to me and I fucked up.

Yeah.

Like, it's not that.

Like, when it's premeditated, I think that's worse.

Or there's probably guys on the site who just, like, want a message and feel naughty to, like.

Here's the other thing.

Guys love attention.

Yeah.

They're attention-seeking losers.

And women get attention just naturally.

Like, we just walk into a bar.

Yeah.

Guys want to have sex with girls. Like, not the other way around.
We're repulsed. We're revolted.
So like if they can get a ton of attention, they're going to take it wherever they can. Yeah.
That's all men I've ever met. I think maybe also girls like cheating more because there's definitely like a crazy lead up to it.
Where like men will like can do it more like there was an excitement well I think also sometimes I bet the statistic I bet there's a lot more women cheating they're just way smarter and they're just not getting caught 100% because just think about everyday life in terms of like men and women like shit on your phone or like I just think it's so important for the gigglers to understand there is this like rumor that, you know, like in marriages, you know, men get bored of their wives and they don't want to have sex anymore where it's actually the opposite. We did research.
I don't know what the research was. Yeah.
But that like, yeah, women just stop being attracted to their husbands because their husbands are like needy and annoying. Well, it's another have another child you're taking care of like you want to fuck the person that you're picking up their clothes every day so so it's like finding a partner are you crying i'll literally start crying no that's so scary everyone tricks girls growing up they're like you're gonna get married you're gonna have a fairy tale it's gonna be.
Everyone tricks girls growing up.

They're like, you're going to get married.

You're going to have a fairy tale.

It's going to be beautiful.

And you're going to live with the love of your life.

It's really picking up their dirty clothes.

But you know what?

Why my marriage has been successful thus far?

I don't pick it up.

I leave.

I put myself on top of it.

I say thank you.

We got a new pile.

I'm so excited to ask me if I saw the inside of your apartment today. Because he was like, aren't we both gross? Aren't we both messy? I'm like, what? We can do whatever we want.
We literally will eat dinner and then leave. I had cottage cheese last night.
Yeah. Didn't finish it.
Left it out. No, sometimes I'll do things and Craig will be like, whatever.
We're the adult. Who's going to yell at us? I'm like, wait, you're so right.
Wait, this is pretty crazy. No one is going to yell at us? We could pee in the shower.
Like, we could do whatever the fuck we want. Of course I'm peeing in the shower.
That was a Jimmy Neutron reference. Oh, sorry.
That was a real throwback. Do you pee in the shower, though? I only pee in the shower.
The second the hot water hits, it's going. Grace, no, you're not peeing in the shower.
How are you holding it in when the hot water hits? Yeah. You don't get the urge? Do you pee before you go in the shower? The admin of pee.
Also, you're wasting paper. Guys, wait.
You're killing trees, Grace. I'm peeing every time I get in the shower.
Is that crazy? The shower doesn't even have to be on. I go in the shower to pee i just said oh my god wait natalie nick vile's wife yes she said this on the pod this is like a couple months ago and i wrote it down to bring it up to you and then like we literally never got to it she said something and she was like oh yeah and then i flushed my tampon and the girls were like what and the comments were all very split and so then i I commented because I was like, wait, yeah, I'm flushing the tampon.
No one's ever told me no. And all the, I mean, I got roasted.
People were like, yeah, because you're like stupid bitch. I was like, okay, I'm going to see my way out of here.
But when I would go, okay, when I first got my period, okay, I'll never forget this moment. Like the first time I used a tampon, great, at home, I remember my mom saying, you take it out, you wrap it in toilet paper, you put it in the garbage.
Yes. And I was like, okay.
And then I remember, I'm going to blame my Aunt Pam for this. And then I remember being in public somewhere and I had my period and she's in the stall with me and I took my tampon out.
she goes drop it and so I dropped it in the toilet and I flushed it and from then on I was like oh we're flushing them and then on you've been exploding pipes nationwide I didn't know I thought the signs at different restaurants and places like don't use feminine products I was like oh they have bad plumbing like I just thought their they knew their plumbing was weaker. See, my mom terrified me where she was like, if you put this in the toilet, the whole house will implode.
No, I feel like no one ever told me. No, my mom was like, everyone will die if you put the toilet.
But it's... Because literally at 14, when you get your fucking period, you're not thinking, oh, where does this go?

I'm going to say it because we're all thinking it.

Yeah.

I've taken bigger shits than my tampon.

No, like I'm not worried about it for a fucking second.

Literally, I've gone this long.

Nothing's happened.

I've never heard of a toilet blowing up.

I've never heard of them shutting down because feminine products.

I think we're fine.

I think it's something that the men gaslit us about.

They were like, we don't want it near us. You know what I think it is? You know when you have your period, you go through like a hundred rolls of toilet paper? I think it's a toilet paper business who's like roll up the toilet and put it in the garbage.
Also, or it's the dogs. Because you know dogs like to eat tampons because it tastes like a bone or iron.
Some people's dogs are like really into tampons. Yeah, no, my dog loves my underwear.
And I'm like, yes. Low-key, if your dog goes for your underwear and, like, not someone else's in your house, aren't you like, yep.
Well, I famously, I think it's because I'm sweaty in my crotch. Dogs love my pussy.
Literally, dogs just go straight to my pussy. If I see a dog walker, I'm like, me and great, every time that happens to me, I always get so embarrassed.
I don't. I go.
I'm like, are people around going to think I'm like smelly? But it's really like, sorry he's into it. Like if I had a freaking nickel.
No, but like. And honestly.
We're better for it. We're better.
I love how I just didn't finish that sentence. I said you finish it.
I can't believe you had talked to me about a churro for 10 minutes earlier. I'm just not over it.
No I just didn't finish that sentence. I said, you finish it.

I can't believe you

attacked me about a churro

for 10 minutes earlier.

I'm just not over it.

No,

because we've all

saw that

after it was all done,

you go,

yeah,

I only eat half churros.

So I was right.

And you

lied to me.

Anyhow.

No,

but I've been wanting

to bring up that tampon thing

for so long

and I keep forgetting

about it. You know what's very similar to a tampon thing for so long and I keep forgetting about it.

You know what's very similar to a tampon?

I hashed it out.

A churro.

Have you put a churro straight in the toilet or do you wrap it up and put it in the cup?

Speaking of periods, this has been very period heavy.

Did I tell the gigglers that I bled last week for a little bit?

Why would you have to tell the gigglers?

Because they're also on my period journey because I haven't gotten in a year. All the gigglers are insane.
All the gigglers are insane. Wait, you bled.
Like a little bit last week. So that's.
So you spotted. Hopeful.
And that means that your body's like back on track. I don't know.
Maybe like hope. It's slowly coming back.
Okay. That's good.
So that's good. Oh, keep us posted.
Every plumber's upset. They're like, oh, it's coming back.
Here's the other thing. I don't know how to rid my—I haven't worried about it in a year.
But I don't know if I can rid myself now of not flushing my tampons because it's so routine. But I need to stop.
Look, if you have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow— Also, we don't even wear tampons. True.
We think it's made up. Yeah, it's made up.
It's like when it's raining outside, you're like, I'm not using an umbrella. Yeah, like if you manifest, it's gone.
It's in your head. Yeah.
Like, yeah, you're wet in your head if you believe it. Okay, well, I'm not dealing with that.
No. It's like taxes.
It's too much admin. Cool, I'll get to that next month.
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Wait, Grace wrote something funny.

She wrote, how do you answer the phone?

Like, what do you say?

Do you know what my grandpa used to say?

My grandpa was so cute, he'd go, yellow.

Well, if I know the person, I say hi.

Do you know what moms love to do?

They go, this is she.

Does your mom do that? Moms fucking live for that shit. Wait, why when someone professional calls, moms are immediately on the cast of Bridgerton? This is she? This is she? I am Lady DiSorbo.
Can I speak to Hannah? This is she? I feel like I'm trying to think, has anyone said that to me recently? Like, hi, we're looking for Paige DiSorbo. I hang up.
I'm like, no, she's not here. When's a shame.
I feel like I'm trying to think has anyone said that to me recently?

Hi, we're looking for a page de Zorbo. I hang up.

I'm like, no, she's not here. Well, first of all, when someone calls me I'm having a panic attack.

I'm upset and I go, hello?

Yeah. Hello? If it's my

friend, I go, what the fuck do you want? Yeah. I love

answering, like, especially if I'm

showing off in front of people. I'd be like, how the fuck do you get this number?

Wait, let's do our

let's not look at each other.

Okay.

And let's do our customer service voice.

Oh my God.

My customer service voice.

Okay, so I'm going to fake call you.

Are you...

Who's the customer?

You're answering.

Okay.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Hello?

This is so weird, boy.

Wait, why is hearing your friend's customer service voice just so good? Who is that bitch? I don't know. Who is that? I don't know.
Her name is Beverly. Okay, mine's her.
Okay. You have to.
This just feels better. Ring, ring.
Ring, ring, ring. Hello? Why is it so high pitch? Yeah, mine's really highitched.
You act like you're nice. But if it's, like, you calling me or, like, my brother or, like, Craig or something, I'm just, like, hi.
Yeah, you're always, like, hello. Yeah, like, what do you need? Like, what the fuck? Could this have been a text message? Think of that before you start speaking.
No, true. I know.
I feel like a phone call means I have to talk business with you a FaceTime means something fucking insane happened and a voice note means just keeping up yeah just keeping up and then I've been assaulting your dms like to the point that I feel bad but I also need you to look at them no I look at them you and Craig oh my god you guys are this you are the only two people in my life that are like, I sent you videos to watch them. I sent you this to watch them.
And I'm like, guys, you're both main character. This is the problem when you have a best friend.
I don't know how Craig feels. I'm not going to speak for Craig because he wouldn't know how it I'm, I'm just like, oh, I'm going to scroll my Instagram feed.
Yeah. In like three minutes, I've sent every single thing I've seen.
Paige will love that. Paige will love that.
Because if you page him where that. No, you're my mom on Instagram Reels.
We have such a mass amount of inside jokes that I, that's why I started apologizing. But I'm like, no, they're really high quality.
So if I I see a white cat that's particularly pretty I have to send a page because I'm trying to get her to subconsciously pretty consciously get a white cat and then if I see some like inspirational like badass quote I send it to you I love when you send me outfits you want to see me in disgusting on me but you would look like a literal angel princess and if you say yes I'd wear that I Tory Burch dress I'm a good in a good mood for three days so good so but like I feel like I do know your style you you do like I think I could dress you and you could dress me you could 100% well me like it's chaotic I don't know if anyone could dress me except my new stylist Tabitha St. Jess shut up love my life she I think she's getting creeped out by me she's like thanks for talking about me about me on the pod.
No. Should I get a restraining order? I want to tell the gig.
So Hannah and I had to do a photo shoot, and Hannah was like, we're not getting a stylist. It's insane.
We're not doing it. It's so stupid.
And I'm like, okay, we're not getting a stylist. I'll just do it myself.
Three days later, Hannah texts me, and she goes, oh, I hired a personal stylist for the photo shoot. And I'm like, um, okay.
Who? You? you were like I'm gonna hire Tabitha

oh yeah for my look and then you backed out

and then she was like you're creeping

me out and so then we didn't

have to pay a stylist so that's girl math we made money

my leather outfit that I posted

it's so good the giglers are so

funny cause they are so in tune with what's going

on in my life that people weren't like

most people were just like okay

this stylist

or they go Paige would like this and I'm like I know they're coming to me. Wait I loved that outfit.
I love it. Also you should be wearing that color more.
That is such a good color on you. It's not like a blue but it's teal.
Yeah. It's really good with your hair and your eyes thank you thank you so yeah I've the stylist is great

but I love how they just know

that I've been struggling

yeah you've been like

through it

I've been through it

fighting for your life

with stylists

fighting for my life

and you would have been

proud of me

because I

put it on

and I said

I'm gonna sweat

really badly

yep

but for fashion

fashion

to get any respect

in the community

for the pic

and you had a jacket on

you couldn't even tell

you were sweating

I'd actually prefer

to be sweaty

with a jacket on

than a little bit hot

or on my arm

Thank you. In the community for the pic.
And you had a jacket on. You couldn't even tell you were sweaty.
I'd actually prefer to be sweaty with a jacket on than a little bit hot.

Or on my arm.

The amount of times you've sweat on me is insane.

So we'll be taking a photo.

And whenever we take a photo, we look like an engaged couple.

Yeah.

Lesbian couple. But where I am in my height, your shoulder always goes right into my armpit.
And it's moist. I fit with you so perfectly.
My wet armpit is not not a vagina. Here's how the craziest thing is when you feel something wet on your body where like there shouldn't be something wet, you're immediately like, what is wet on my body? You have trained me so much that like we took that photo today and you were like, sorry, I was sweating on you.
And I didn't even like clock it. I was like, yeah, no, I know.
No, I know. I sweat to the point that we'll be in like a normal social setting.
Like everyone's normal. It's not like we're in an oven or anything.
And I'm like, we're literally roasting ourselves. We're not in a tanning bed.
We're just living life. We're outside.
It's 40 degrees. I will, this happens all the time.
I will see a drip of sweat trickle down my armpit and I'll show someone. Like if someone's next to me, I'll be like, look.
And they'll look. I don't know.
I get off on showing people a sweat drip and I get off on showing people hair on my thighs. No, your thighs today were, I've never seen it.
You just walked by, slowly pet my thigh and just kept walking. I said that was something.

Sometimes we're so opposite.

They're like, you'll be doing something or you'll have something.

Or like, for example, your legs will be super hairy.

And in my head, I'm like, what is that like?

Like, I can't relate to it in any capacity.

So I'm like, so I saw your legs and I was like, I really need to know what that feels like on her thighs.

So as I was walking by, I just felt it and then like kept going about what I had to do. So my question is, how was it? It was really soft.
Yeah. Like it wasn't as coarse as I was thinking it was going to be.
It's literally soft. And I was like, oh.
I love you going, what is that life? But the only thing I can equate it to. Walk a mile to my Louis Vuittons.
Louboutins. In my Louis Vuittons.

Louis Vuittons. Come in, Mississippi.
Walk a mile in my Louis Vuittons. The only feeling I can relate to it is like if I haven't shaved my legs and I get in the shower and I can feel the water like going down my leg like in my leg hair.
I'm like immediately like

and that's after like

four or five days

where like something

tragic must have happened

that I haven't

sh- and feel the water like going down my leg like in my leg hair. I'm like immediately like – and that's after like four or five days where like something tragic must have happened that I haven't shaved in that long.
But I shave every day. I shave my legs every day.
I mean, it's exhausting. No, it is.
I also was getting my nails done and I asked for the Peja Sorbo. It's a beautiful pale pink.
Who is she? It's basically bubble bath. Actually, the one I have on is Essie Fiji.
I got it out of fear because we had a photo shoot and I was like, if I do something stupid, she'll be so mad. I said, just give me the pale pink.
Hannah, you know what's so crazy? Last night, I went to text you and say, make sure you have your nails done. And I didn't because I was like, wait.
Oh, you tested me. I was like, that's no.
Oh, my God. No.
You were like, let's see if she fucking cares. No, I was like, wait, that's so bitchy of me to be like, and make sure you have your fucking nails done tomorrow.
Well, if it's late night, then it's like. Yeah, because I was like, what is she going to do now? It was too late.
And I was going to say, did you get your nails done today? But then I was like, no, she like. Well, because normally when I get my nails done, I post it.
Yeah. And so I was scared.
And we did have a conversation that we could fix our nails a little bit in post and I was like she's she's like do my nails in post it's fine I mean that's so hard well I was getting my nails done and I realized that like my arms are very hairy yeah but like this is the thing life is about perspective I just thought like I'm a human I have hair in my arms and then I realized like some girls don't. But like I feel like the hair in my arms is so cute.
Because it gets really blonde in the summer. Yours is way cuter than like what I've seen.
Like mine was not cute. Like I would bleach my arms and it would be all blonde hair.
And then one day I got them lasered and now it's like I have nothing. Well, I think regardless if you have hair or not hair on your arms,

you're equally beautiful.

Don't ever get waxed.

Don't get waxed.

Don't get sugared.

I've done it all.

Do not get sugared.

I've never gotten threaded.

Never gotten threaded.

I don't hate myself that much.

Do people get their pussies threaded?

No, no, no.

Because it's so painful.

Well, I think you'd be there for hours. You'd'd literally be there for hours imagine four women threading your puppy oh so they put it through their teeth that's crazy don't they use their teeth when they thread your eyebrows have you chris can you google there's in no situation eyebrows threading there's no way they're putting it in their teeth.
I think they floss while they do it. It's like two for one.
I'm jealous of girls. What mall did you go to? Chris is like, we're going to begin with Googling.
He's like, pussy thread. Thread, Google this.
Eyebrow threading. In teeth.
In teeth, yeah. Oh, wait, okay.
A technician will hold a piece of thread between their hands, occasionally with one end in their teeth and twist. That's disgusting.
And it needs to be some type of HIPAA violation. I mean, in what world? I love when you say HIPAA violation.
Yeah, me too. We should say it more often.
I feel like there's a lot more HIPAA violations that people aren't talking about. If anyone says anything, you go, oh, HIPAA violation.
Sometimes people are like, when are you going to have a baby? And I go, oh, HIPAA violation. You're not my doctor.
Please start responding to that. Also, if someone just says, how are you, go up.
I can't talk about my medical history. I don't want to violate HIPAA.
Next time I'm in the South and someone wants to be polite and be like, morning, how are you doing? I'll say, HIPAA violation. Also, not everyone in the South speaks like that.
Anything else? Sorry, I'm sweating and I got to go home. No, you're sweating.

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