Giggling about fangirling, public bathrooms, and Erewhon

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Speaker 1 Sup Gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 2 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 3 Hello my Met Gala gigglers.

Speaker 1 Oh yeah, this will come out on Monday. I keep forgetting because sometimes we switch it up and do giggly on

Speaker 1 Tuesday. No, we never do it on Tuesday, on Sunday.
but I'm so excited to see what people come up with for the Matt.

Speaker 3 Well, the truth is days are made up. It's a social construct.
But if we are going by days, the Micah is on Monday.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm so excited because it's like...

Speaker 1 I actually can't remember the last time I was like, oh my god, it's Friday.

Speaker 1 Like, is that just something that goes away when you like become an adult?

Speaker 3 No, it's because we're weird podcasters who like have our own weird creepy hours that we work.

Speaker 1 No, like Saturday morning I woke up and I was like, why do I have 23 messages in

Speaker 1 or 23 emails that just came in and then like my agent texted me and was like, hey, sending you a ton of emails this morning. And I was like, what day is it?

Speaker 3 Well, let's talk about the good email. Let's stay positive.
The good email is that you're going to meet Gala after fucking party, which is arguably more fun.

Speaker 1 No, I'm so fucking stressed. I don't, I don't have an outfit.

Speaker 3 And this is tomorrow? Tomorrow. What are you doing? Get off the pod.
Find this outfit.

Speaker 3 You have to go.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, what do I do? So I went on Neta Porter because you can get things like same-day delivery in New York City, which is just

Speaker 1 the most beautiful idea ever. Yeah.
So I just ordered a bunch of stuff to try on to see, like, okay, what's happening.

Speaker 3 I think there's two types of girls. The girls that's no, three.
The girls that say net a porte,

Speaker 3 net a porteur, and net a porter three

Speaker 1 very different species of girls in New York City

Speaker 3 you're net a porte I'm not a porter I'm not a porter

Speaker 3 in heart in my heart but in front of certain people I'll say net a porte but then feel gross about it it's like when I say croissant No, that's exactly what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 Net a porte to me is people that say

Speaker 1 Barcelona. Abiza.
Abiza. and I'm like, okay, I want to kick it.

Speaker 3 And they complained about being jet lagged when they went there two months ago. It's like, it's because you do drugs every night, you don't sleep.
It's not because you flew to Europe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and so I'm just like, net a border.

Speaker 3 Also, with the Mecca theme, I'm annoyed by it because I feel like it's always a riddle. So they never make it make sense.
And then when people don't get it right, they get mad at them.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, then make it simple.

Speaker 3 That's all right.

Speaker 1 Mecca is taxes.

Speaker 3 It's like we know what it is.

Speaker 3 Figure it out.

Speaker 1 They are literally. Anna Wintour is the IRS of fashion because she's like, I know what the theme is.
You owe me the perfect outfit for the theme. You have to figure it out on your own.

Speaker 1 And if you don't, you will go to worst dress list. You will be in jail.

Speaker 3 How do you perceive it? Sleeping beauties, which could, that should have been it. But then they add something to confuse you.
Reawakening fashion. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 So my first thought went to aurora like sleep the actual sleeping beauty

Speaker 1 and so if you break that down

Speaker 1 the outfit that she was in was very like like not gilded age bridger-ish that was last year yeah bridgertonish so i'm like i feel like a lot of people are gonna go that way but then if you just take the word awakening that could mean anything in terms of like

Speaker 1 flowers like blooming it could be like anything waking up. So I'm like, I don't, I have no fucking idea.

Speaker 3 Doja Cat might just come as like an eye, like a big iris.

Speaker 1 That's another riddle, just like thinking like, what is Doja Cat? How is Doja Cat

Speaker 1 interpreting it?

Speaker 3 Is Doja Cat going to Jewel or not? Is she going to what? Jewel. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
Or is she not invited because she jeweled?

Speaker 1 No, I think she's invited.

Speaker 3 Because there was a, I mean, in her like last song, she was like, um, I can't smoke here. Like, she made a reference to it.

Speaker 3 But she's such a relatable bitch. I love Doja.

Speaker 1 She is. And also, she was like waiting in line.
You know, it wasn't like she was like doing the interview. She was literally waiting for her turn and like minding her own person.

Speaker 3 Would someone start a TikTok of celebrities waiting in line? Because that's where they're most interesting. When they're forced to wait like normal people.

Speaker 1 No, or just like TikToks of like famous people like leaving the bathroom stall. Like everyone is the same when you have just opened a communal bathroom stall and you're walking to wash your hands.

Speaker 1 Everyone is the equal in that moment, I feel like. Like that's a quality right there.

Speaker 3 Or when you don't have enough toilet paper in the stall and you have to be like, how y'all doing? Hey, anyway.

Speaker 1 I would never do that.

Speaker 3 You would never ask for toilet paper. No.
Even if you pooped.

Speaker 3 Nope.

Speaker 1 Well, here's another thing. I would never poop in a public place unless I was like

Speaker 1 dying. Like I couldn't get home.
So fucking.

Speaker 3 So different. Because, first of all, I see an airport bathroom.
I go, I can't wait to literally.

Speaker 3 This place is going to be a bloodbath. I'm going to just destroy this.
That's the only place.

Speaker 1 That's the only place I would feel comfortable because at the Delta Lounge, it is like individual. If it's, if there's a wall, I can do it.

Speaker 3 Look, if I'm at a Wendy's, I'm not apologizing. Like, that's where you go to, like, girls are leaving their boyfriend's apartment to blow up the Wendy's.
I'm not, I'm disrespecting a public bathroom.

Speaker 3 That's what it's for, okay? Yeah, if it's a two-stall, I don't love that, but I will wait for the girl to leave and then do my due diligence.

Speaker 3 But I have to say, When this happens, I go, girl, this is girlhood. Girlies,

Speaker 3 I'm out of toilet paper, and then you put your hand underneath, and this girl will give it, and she goes, do you need more? And then you're like, my pussy is not that big.

Speaker 1 I'm not ever stressed that the girl next to me isn't going to give it and be like, oh my God, that's so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 You're a loser. You're a fucking loser.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, like, I don't think they're going to bully me that I don't have any toilet paper.

Speaker 3 Figure it out, fetch.

Speaker 3 Figure it out, you stupid slat.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't think they're going to like throw their camera over and start, like, recording me and, like, yell like world star. But I

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's my own insecurity that I'm just like, I can't, I can't do that.

Speaker 3 Sometimes when I'm in my own home and I poop poop, I'm like,

Speaker 3 I've ruined my house.

Speaker 3 Okay, this is really niche, but do you ever like have the tiniest little poop? Like you're not really pooping, but like a little poop comes out. And then you look at it and it's so little and cute.

Speaker 3 And you kind of want your partner to see it so they think that's how you poop like i almost want to leave it in so does is like oh that's what your poops look like

Speaker 1 never not once

Speaker 1 have i ever thought

Speaker 3 i really want craig to know this about me

Speaker 3 in general or with pooping in general

Speaker 3 You go, the less information, the better. He needs to figure it out.
I'm not leaving.

Speaker 3 Well, that would be my um that's my Easter egg poop for Des.

Speaker 1 Yeah, um,

Speaker 1 no, but I don't, I, I'm just, like, weird when it comes to, like, public.

Speaker 1 I don't even want to

Speaker 1 be because I feel like you're going to, in general, yeah. I feel like you're going to jinx me.

Speaker 3 And now, like, the next time I step out of my apartment, I'm going to be like, I have to shit myself so bad. This is my thing.
Ask me a place, and I'll tell you if I poop there.

Speaker 3 Like, is there anywhere I wouldn't poop? Where do you think?

Speaker 1 That's how I feel, like, with my outfits. I'm like, if you tell me what I was wearing, I'll tell you exactly what the night was.
And you're like, I've used this bathroom.

Speaker 3 Tell me location. I'll tell you if I poop there.

Speaker 3 I will do it. I can't think of one public place that it's like, just this is why.
Because men do it. So why can't girls do it? If men could do it, why can't we do it?

Speaker 1 No, that's so true.

Speaker 3 Also, it's true. I'm kind of a baby with food and poop.
Like, if I have to poop, I can't hold it. If I have to eat, I need to eat right now.
Or I'll ruin everyone's day.

Speaker 1 No, you are. Yeah.
You are temper. You're temperamental when it comes to

Speaker 1 nourishment.

Speaker 3 Also, if I've been acting different on this pod, you guys are like, who is she? I've been in LA for one day.

Speaker 1 And she's, no, guys, she's been in L.A. for one day and she's currently recording the pod in a robe.

Speaker 1 freshly spray tanned, just got up and like answered the door for room service. So she's different.

Speaker 3 The thing with Giggly Squad is I feel like so connected to the the gigglers like we are growing together So what our job is like whenever we see insider shit We have to tell the gigglers and I don't feel like I'm putting stuff on blast cuz it's just for the gigglers No, Hannah, I'm so happy you're saying this keep going.

Speaker 3 No, so like I was invited to this crazy brunch yesterday

Speaker 3 And I didn't take any photos because it's like I wanted to pretend I was cool. Meanwhile, I was like, I'm telling the gigglers every fucking second of what I see at this party.

Speaker 1 You're like mental noting it.

Speaker 3 So it was this brunch for the Netflix as a joke festival. And by brunch, it was like this garden party at a mansion, which is so LA, because like in New York, we don't even have gardens.

Speaker 1 No, we've never seen a flower.

Speaker 3 So it's in a huge backyard. And I'm very like going with my agent.
I'm like, this should be fun. Like, I'll try not to embarrass myself.
First person I see is Jon Stewart. Who, by the way, hot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to say, how tall?

Speaker 3 Little,

Speaker 1 but hot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, what's also annoying about men is like their salt and pepper, like hair and beard for whatever reason, like, is just like, why does it look good on them?

Speaker 3 You know who you're thinking.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I think we're actually attracted deep down to men who are tired and don't look like they want to fuck every girl and look like they've just like partied too hard that they're like done and they're self-do you want to know what it is

Speaker 1 I think because it

Speaker 1 you know that they've aged so they had to get to that level for us to respect them because I'm we were like oh you actually probably have learned at least one thing yes like he knows something he knows something something I could ask him about and he's they're weaker they're weaker

Speaker 1 like well voiced like well versed in it you know like there's one thing where he knows a lot about and if we had to we could outrun them because they have arthritis Yes.

Speaker 3 And there's something about like, like, okay, the question, would you rather be stuck with a man or a bear? Let's revise it. Would you rather be stuck with a bear or a zaddy older man with gray hair?

Speaker 3 100% Zaddy older man with gray hair. Tell me your stories of war.

Speaker 3 Like I will feed you Advil like what did you do when you had to get up and turn the TV off manually?

Speaker 1 Like what was that journey like for you?

Speaker 1 Yeah, when you had to meet someone somewhere and you didn't have a cell phone and they didn't show up, like what did you do what did you think did you go to their home did you immediately go to something happen to them or was that par for the course and you went about your own day literally when you wanted food and you couldn't uber eats it how did you get the food did you farm did you gather Did you look up recipes like in a recipe book from your grandma or was it all word of mouth?

Speaker 3 Did you print out MapQuest? Was there even MapQuest when you were growing up?

Speaker 1 So it's just, it's life is perspective.

Speaker 3 So So anyway, I see Jon Stewart and I go, that's fucking crazy, but it's okay. Play it cool.
Then I look and I see love of my life, Chelsea Handler. Yep.

Speaker 3 Who is one of those people that I okay? I'm saying I'm bad at social climbing.

Speaker 3 Like I'd rather avoid an awkward situation than be like, I'm going to risk it to like get a relationship with this person. Yeah, no.
So I'm,

Speaker 3 if you're out, Haley Bieber, if you're out there, I'm quiet. I'm chilling.
I'm here if you need me. I'm not reaching out.
Yes. So I see her and I don't, I'm like, I'm not going to harass her.

Speaker 1 I think the giggly squad slogan should be, I'm not reaching out.

Speaker 3 I'm not reaching out. And it doesn't mean I don't care and love you.

Speaker 1 It's actually the opposite. I respect your time.

Speaker 3 You're so

Speaker 3 reaching out. I mean, there's times when I'm like, I'm not going to reach out to Paige because I care about her right now.

Speaker 3 I'm going to wait this one out.

Speaker 3 I'm going to wait it out. Two days ago, I waited a little.

Speaker 3 I gave her some breathing space.

Speaker 1 And you're the only person truly that knows. You're the only person I've cried to in the past couple of days.
You're the only person that truly knows I've been going through something.

Speaker 3 You're a cousin.

Speaker 1 What's going on? Where are you going? Do you want to hang out?

Speaker 3 I'm like, I let you come to me. Stop.
When you are ready, you come to me. But if I come to you, you're going to scurry away and hide under the bed, and then you won't come out for six days.

Speaker 3 And I said, that's what you get for trying to get her to come out.

Speaker 1 I haven't texted anyone back.

Speaker 1 Immediately got on the phone with you, started crying.

Speaker 1 I was like, finally, someone that understands me isn't.

Speaker 3 Also, you started crying when I said something, like a joke.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was like, she gets me, okay, in the same space.

Speaker 3 So Chelsea, like, looks at me. I look at her.
And she goes, I kind of blacked out, but someone told me she said, Hannah baby.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 So she and she runs over and I just was like,

Speaker 3 I think I said to her, I looked at her, I said, how does it feel to have this town on your back?

Speaker 3 That's what I said to her.

Speaker 3 I've never said that sense in my life, but I just see her, and like she inspired me to do comedy, and she's jokingly saying hi to me. It's, you know, when you can't process it, so that's crazy.

Speaker 1 It's an out-of-body experience. You're like, this is happening to someone else that I know, but it's not, it's certainly not me.

Speaker 3 I'm like, they're not talking to me. Like, this is, they think I'm someone else.
Yeah. Then she turns, she goes, I want to introduce you to someone.

Speaker 3 Sarah fucking Silverman. Wow.
Standing there. And this is early in the party, so I haven't really settled yet.
I'm in that like adrenaline phase where I'm like scared, fight or flight.

Speaker 3 And I see her and I just being like, I was like, oh, are you hot? Because she's wearing like a sweater. Because I'm trying to act cool, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Normal, like normal, jar, normal, everyday banter.

Speaker 3 Because the gigglers are so cool with us. I never think about it, but I'm like, what do you say when you see someone that you like listen to or watch? Do you start with, I'm a fan?

Speaker 3 Do they not want to know that? so I forgot

Speaker 3 and she was she was actually so funny she was like you know what's crazy this is the third outfit I put together like I chose this outfit like I literally took effort for this bad outfit and she's like you kind of do her voice

Speaker 3 she goes isn't it crazy this is the outfit I put on

Speaker 1 do other people tell you you're good at impressions or is it like just me

Speaker 3 and then Grace tells me I'm good at singing you guys are fucking lying to my head to make my head big. But she was wearing a hat and I was like, you look like incognito.

Speaker 3 And then I was like, well, she's famous. Why would I say, like, of course she's trying to be incognito.
But like we're at this point.

Speaker 1 I hate the internal dialogue.

Speaker 3 My internal dialogue is so loud in these conversations. Then Chelsea turns and I realize I'm stuck with Sarah Silverman.
And like you could tell that she was like...

Speaker 3 It was too early in the party for me to be stuck with her. Like I wasn't in the flow state yet.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I realized like, oh, I'm, but I'm not going to like leave from talking to Sarah Silverman because I don't want to be rude, but I'm also like, I know she doesn't want to be stuck with me right now.

Speaker 3 So I was stuck with her for maybe like 10 seconds too long. So I felt bad, but then like, it was all good.
I turn.

Speaker 3 Cat Williams just walking through the brunch with a hoodie on that was bedazzled with like a cross, like a knight.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm visualizing it.

Speaker 3 And then I turn and I see Eliza Slesinger. Wow.
Who I have a show with in Calgary, but I haven't met yet.

Speaker 3 So I'm opening for her in Calgary.

Speaker 3 Everyone gets tickets.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I think it's Canada, but I have no idea where you're in Canada.
But like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 No, if someone said put Calgary on a map right now, I would die.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's actually so scary. I feel like I should 100% know that.
And I'm going to say that it's on the west coast of Canada.

Speaker 3 I feel like it's west coast too, but it could be in, it could be.

Speaker 1 Because part of me was really quickly, I was going to say it was in Ireland or like the Netherlands.

Speaker 3 The Netherlands.

Speaker 3 I feel like in

Speaker 3 the Netherlands. Sounds like a bone.
I am coming to Dublin, by the way. Anyway.
So I look at her and I go, hi. And she kind of is confused for a second.
And I'm like, oh no, this is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 Because I never want to be like, you should know who I am. But like,

Speaker 3 she's like tagged me and stuff because we're doing the show. And then she goes, oh my God, Hannah Brenner, Brenner, sorry.
I'm sorry. Like great to meet you.

Speaker 3 And I said, literally call me anything you want. I don't care.

Speaker 3 And she did this really cool thing, finding your roots, that my mom watched and told me about where celebrities go on where they go through your DNA and like do this crazy thing to find your ancestors.

Speaker 1 No, I need it.

Speaker 3 And like people, like, they like find out the craziest shit. And they'll be like, he was, your great-great-grandpa was a farmer who had a, like, was married to, like, they find out crazy shit anyway.

Speaker 3 So I told her that she was like, Thank you. And then she goes, she just grabs my arm.
She goes, Do you want to say hi to Cat Williams with me? Cause I want to meet him.

Speaker 3 And I was like, Did Eliza Schlesinger just ask me

Speaker 3 if I to be her sidekick to meet Cat Williams? And I go, What fucking drug did I, am I on right now? No, literally. Like literal ecstasy.
So I'm getting, I'm like, this is better than my wedding day.

Speaker 1 Wait, what were you wearing?

Speaker 3 So I wore those pajama pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With this like Zara top. But the problem with Zara top is like, it didn't really, it was like there's like two little hooks.

Speaker 3 It was just unhooking the whole time.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, when, isn't it so annoying when you're having like an outfit situation and you're trying to act like a normal thing?

Speaker 3 I was holding my tits together because it's like the outfit when I tried it on was great. God forbid I move my shoulders for a second.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Women are not allowed to move when they're driving.

Speaker 3 And then because I was touching it, it got a little orange because I guess I had like, I was touching my face. Who knows? It was a fucking disaster.
But anyway, fighting for my life.

Speaker 3 So she grabs me, and we're trying to find Cat Williams. Kevin Hart walks by.
Sebastian Manascalco and his wife. And it's not even that they were like famous people.

Speaker 3 It's that we're in this environment where it was just only comics. It felt like a high school reunion.
And I was the eighth grader.

Speaker 1 Was it like past d'Or d'oeuvres?

Speaker 3 Yep. What was going on? Yes, okay.
And it was like a bar and it was kind of the morning. So much, John Mulaney

Speaker 3 and Bo Burnham, tall.

Speaker 1 Yep. Who is the tallest? Who is Bo Burnham?

Speaker 3 Okay. Then I see Nick Croll.
Then I see. So, like, everywhere you look is the most famous person you've ever seen.
And this is the thing. There's one thing about seeing famous people.

Speaker 3 It's another thing when you're seeing like people who have inspired your life and your

Speaker 3 career. Like, it's one thing to be like, oh, yeah, that person's on TV versus like

Speaker 3 this person is.

Speaker 1 I think it's genuinely like, yeah, has influenced has influenced me in like

Speaker 1 a certain decision. Yeah, it's like very powerful.

Speaker 3 So like I was acting like crazy and I never act like this, like that, or it's like when I met Roger Federer. Like it's like people who I really respect what they've accomplished in their life.

Speaker 1 So everyone's like, I sometimes get like sad when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes.

Speaker 1 Because yes, there are like situations where you're like, wait, that person was so not what I was expecting. But sometimes it's exactly what you were expecting from that person.

Speaker 1 And it's so like even more special because you're like, I fucking knew that you were gonna be just like normal, or you meet someone that's like actually on the flight going there.

Speaker 3 I saw Melanie Linsky, she was sitting like two seats in front of me, and she was like talking to everyone.

Speaker 3 And like, some people who like aren't as famous, but you find out they're like really cool people, you're like, oh, you're fucking amazing, and people don't talk about it enough. Um,

Speaker 3 so then I run into Whitney Cummings, who I now know, who, yeah, like from all the comics, she probably has the most money of all of them and acts like she's like, you wouldn't even know she's famous.

Speaker 3 Like, she's just shooting the shit, wants to make everyone laugh. Like, literally, me and her are like pushing each other, like, playing like little kids.

Speaker 1 And I'm, I've always, I've always thought that she has really great skin, the most incredible skin.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Um, and she has her strategies, but like things that I could never do, like, like sleep me on your back and shit.
But, um, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 So, then I've heard about that.

Speaker 3 We get in a line to do a photo with all the comics, so literally, it feels like a class, it felt like high school where like the popular people in the front, like they were like, Chappelle, Chappelle, and he like comes over, and then Kevin Hart, like Burt Kreischer standing there.

Speaker 3 Um, I'm like literally forgetting people because they were so it was insane everywhere you looked.

Speaker 1 No, that's insane.

Speaker 3 That guy, Brett, is it Brett Goldstein from was just like, okay, this is like a weird quadrature, but like, was everyone like I feel like if I were to walk into a room like that and it was all models like I would be eating the pastor d'oeuvres if you're walking into a room with all comedians like is everyone laughing like what is the is everyone just like telling the funniest jokes everyone is making fun of the event so everyone you walk up to is like this fucking type of you know everyone's okay this is crazy right like how do you act how do you act in these every comics in their own head so like okay great like i went up to nikki glazer and she's like i don't know if i can stay here any longer this is i don't know what to do and i'm like, you're Nikki fucking Glazer.

Speaker 1 That's why I feel comfortable with comedians because I'm like, oh, you guys are mental. You got so much shit going on up there.
It makes me feel more comfortable that I also.

Speaker 3 And I was with Heather McMahon and we were laughing. Like, these are the like.

Speaker 3 Most attention-loving narcissists on the planet trying to take a photo right now in a group photo. Like, it was insane.
Everyone was like jumping around. It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 And then I had Heather McMahon with me. Thank God.
So we found each other.

Speaker 1 But then you literally need one person at things like this. And you're just like,

Speaker 1 my life would have been insane.

Speaker 3 Shut Appetow just like strolling. Just casually strolling.
Just casually strolling. Just eating a lobster roll.

Speaker 3 It was like, it was, it was so fucking crazy. And then this is where I like threw up.

Speaker 3 We're walking to the garden and all the comics are joking, like, what if they're just like taking us out back to like get rid of us? Like, this is what the comics are saying.

Speaker 3 This is what the comics are saying.

Speaker 1 In like a beautiful home.

Speaker 3 The most beautiful. You know, one of the comics, I almost tripped, and they're like, you could fucking sue this guy and make a lot of money.
Like, this is the stuff they're saying.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, Tiffany Haddish. Anyway, so I look who I'm walking.
Like, we're all getting squeezed in and walking down this lane. And I look who happens to be next to me.

Speaker 3 And it's Jim Gaffigan, my love of my life. Yep.
Zaddy, who has come over to me. Tall.

Speaker 3 Yes, actually tall. People don't talk about enough.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He has come over to me before, like, in New York City, just joking, like, do you like it when girls have diarrhea? Like joking about, I guess he sees my videos, which is crazy.
That's

Speaker 1 wait, that's insane. Dude, that alone, like, oh, yeah, Jim Gaffigan came up to me and asked, do I like it at all?

Speaker 3 Jim Gaffigan was doing an impression of me. Like, I froze to the point, like, you know, when I feel like I'm pretty, I can come up with shit pretty, froze, like, I forgot what English was.

Speaker 3 So I look at him and I'm like, hey, because I know he knows, he knows me. And he looks at me, he goes, so how do you get these interviews with like Justin Bieber's wife and like J-Lo?

Speaker 1 Justin Bieber's wife is

Speaker 3 so hilarious to me.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, so he has Bieber fever. He loves Justin Bieber.
Literally. So he was like asking me how the interviews go.

Speaker 3 And someone, and Heather was next to me and was like, hi, Jim, like, I love your work. And I said, I started to make, he was goofy.
So I started to make fun of him. Like, I got a good vibe from him.

Speaker 3 And I was like, Jim, do you know that once at the stand,

Speaker 3 you thought I was a waiter and he starts laughing and I was like you asked me Yeah, he goes cuz we were just standing I was waiting to get on stage and he just saw me standing there and he asked he basically asked like is there water here?

Speaker 3 Like I think he was like based like can I have a water? And I go absolutely and I turn go to the bar get him water come back give it to him and then go on stage.

Speaker 3 What else do you do? What am I supposed to do Jim? Jafkin's thirsty.

Speaker 1 You're like, I don't know. There's a hose out back, Jim.

Speaker 3 What do I look like? So I go, Jim, you thought I was a waiter. He starts laughing.
I go, you asked me to get you water and I got it for you. And he started dying laughing.

Speaker 3 I was like, oh my God, I made Jim Gaffigan laugh. And he goes, well, if there's an awkward moment, I'll be there.
And I'm dying laughing. And then he knows Des.

Speaker 3 So he's laughing about Des and Jim Gaffigan's wife.

Speaker 1 We respect Des because he has.

Speaker 3 salt gray hair. No, he literally said that.
He was like, he's a silver fox. Like every man is obsessed with Des.

Speaker 3 So then I found out that Jim Gaffigan's wife actually like helps him a lot with his comedy, like is his writing partner. Like they produce all this stuff together.

Speaker 3 And I was like, dude, your wife is so badass. And he's like, yeah.
And she's, you know, we're dealing with like teenagers now. Next thing I know I'm talking to Jim Gaffigan about his family.

Speaker 1 Oh, I forgot. He has like a full baseball team at home.

Speaker 3 So I was standing. It was me.

Speaker 3 Bo Burnham. I wasn't talking to Bo Burnham.
God forbid. I wasn't talking.
I was just standing there. Ricky Velez.
And Jim Gaffigan runs over and he goes, um,

Speaker 3 oh, is this what all the young kids are hanging hanging out?

Speaker 3 Like, literally,

Speaker 3 just like a goofy dad at a party.

Speaker 3 He was like, Is this for the young folks?

Speaker 1 Is Ricky Velez the comedian that was with us in Vegas?

Speaker 3 Yes, and he was in the King of Staten Island. He's like Pete Davidson's best friend.
He's very funny, so funny and so chill, just like New Yorker.

Speaker 3 So, I'm just like talking about life with Jim Caffein.

Speaker 3 And then I met Jimmy Carr. I don't know if you know Jimmy Carr.
He's like a British comedian.

Speaker 3 And Dimitri Martin was there.

Speaker 1 I think if I saw a picture of him, I would know.

Speaker 3 But long story short, that one of my agents kept, I was like, oh my God, that's John Mulaney. And he's like, do you want to meet him? And I'm like, absolutely not.
Yeah, like,

Speaker 3 no.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to burden John Mulaney with saying,

Speaker 1 putting his hand out and saying, hi, nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 No. And like, the way I'm going to meet these people is if the universe wants me to.
If, you know, we're both reach for the same shrimp. And I go, if they need a water, I'm going to get them.

Speaker 3 I will get them water. But I'm not.
You you want to be introduced. Some people are good at that, like, hey, nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 And this thing, no, I'm not forcing my energy on people who haven't given me an opening to ask for it.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 So, at one point, it became like a school dance where it was literally like me, Whitney, Nikki Glazer was like over there, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, and I was like,

Speaker 3 I literally turned to someone. I was like, this is the best day of my life.
Yeah. Like, I wasn't cool, but like, everyone was being silly.
And I can do, I can keep up with that.

Speaker 3 I'm bad with the like everyone's acting cool i don't know how to add to the conversation yes or i'll say something kind of funny and people be like is she okay one time hannah texted me at a part she was at a party

Speaker 1 and she said i think they're doing drugs in the bathroom

Speaker 3 and i said yeah probably

Speaker 3 and she was so just taken aback.

Speaker 1 I couldn't believe that she couldn't believe that someone would be in a bathroom stall at a club in New York City doing drugs.

Speaker 3 Okay, so I got, I never go to parties and back then I got invited to my first ever like kind of cool party and I don't think they thought I would show up because it was kind of intimate and I just showed up.

Speaker 3 No, that was legitimate, intimate intimate. I walked in.
I was like, okay, because I'm not close with this person by any means.

Speaker 1 And I knew you were nervous because

Speaker 1 you never text me like before you walk in somewhere. And before you walked in, you were like, wait, I wish you were here so bad.

Speaker 3 So I had that moment where I'm like, I could turn around right now. And then I got there and it was, I was bombing.
And then the two girls who I knew kept disappearing in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 And I was like, what are they? How? Are they shitting? Like for a good 30 minutes, I was like, should we check on them? Like, are they, do you, are those girls okay?

Speaker 3 And then he'd come out and they would just dance. And like, I'm trying to talk.
And they were just dancing and like.

Speaker 3 weird dancing and then they go back in the bathroom and then I think someone like referenced it but I was like, someone check on them.

Speaker 3 Maybe she has a stomach virus. Maybe she has a flu.

Speaker 1 No, it was one of the best. I've gotten, I've gotten a couple texts like that from Hannah, but that was one of.

Speaker 3 And then they all were like, let's go out after, like, from this party. And I felt like I failed.
So I was like, maybe this is the universe saying, like, you have another shot.

Speaker 3 Nope, they were in the bathroom the whole time in the other bar, too.

Speaker 3 So I'm just like sitting in the back.

Speaker 1 In the second spot, that's when it really ramps up. Yep.
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Speaker 3 So anyway, this party was so fucking insane and just such a cool vibe. And then I obviously have to go to Erwan.

Speaker 3 Right. So I go to Erwan, I panic.
I panic ordered.

Speaker 1 What's it like inside?

Speaker 3 It actually, like, it's crowded, but it's like people know what to do. And it's actually not that clear, like, where to stand, how things work.
They don't have signs, which is very rich.

Speaker 3 I feel like the richer it is, the less.

Speaker 1 Signage is really rich. Like, have you ever walked into a store and you're like, oh, let me like check what size this is? And it's like, there's no price tag.
And you're like, yep.

Speaker 1 Okay, I don't like that's a terrifying world.

Speaker 3 Basically, if you have to ask, they don't want you there.

Speaker 1 No, I literally,

Speaker 1 this literally happened to me the other day. I'm leaving Saks because I was leaving a face drum appointment and I saw these like Louis Vuitton trunks and I was just like, What's a trump?

Speaker 3 Like that?

Speaker 1 Like a

Speaker 3 oh, like like a trunk, like for like buried treasure?

Speaker 3 Like for gold?

Speaker 3 A trunk.

Speaker 1 Okay, my in my vision.

Speaker 1 This is literally how we are so different.

Speaker 3 A trunk.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with trunks.

Speaker 3 Like of a car.

Speaker 3 Like, how they open.

Speaker 1 No, like, I love like a trunk.

Speaker 3 Like, I just think they're so like chic.

Speaker 1 And, like.

Speaker 3 Where are you putting these trunks? Like, how do you carry these trunks around?

Speaker 1 Like, when I was little, I had these three pink trunks that had, that were, like, different sizes and they had, like, gold, like, hardware. and I loved them so much

Speaker 1 still have them yeah they had like a key and like I always wanted to go to sleep away camp because I wanted to bring like my trunks

Speaker 3 you have like bodies in it like what do you

Speaker 3 why do you lock it up like that's so sketchy you're like it's like getting my getting my jeans gotta unlock it people try to steal my jeans I had this vision like ever since I was little that I wanted like these big Louis Vuitton trunks, but I wanted them to be a coffee table

Speaker 1 and like so different sizes and then you put like glass on the top and then it's like a coffee table trunk so they had all these trunks in Louis Vuitton so I walked in and I was like oh

Speaker 1 like how much is like this big trunk and the guy just like kind of looked at me and he was like um I'd have to like go in the back and he came back and he gave like this astronomical amount and I like started laughing and I was just like oh well then no like that's insane.

Speaker 1 And it was just like, and then I was like, Okay, I shouldn't have walked in.

Speaker 3 I know what you're talking about, a Louis Vuitton trunk. You know where I saw those? Paris, you go to these vintage stores, and they have so many trunks.

Speaker 1 Well, they're made, you can't just like you can, they're all like custom.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so like, yeah, any of the vintage ones where like someone like an old lady died, like an old pirate died, and they donated their trunks.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, they're like insanely expensive. It's like stupid,

Speaker 1 But I feel like I can like get something that like looks this. So I'm in the market for like vintage sheet trunks.

Speaker 3 No, vintage trunks are. Okay, I get where you're going, but it is giving pirate cunt.
Pirate sheet.

Speaker 3 Cunty pirate.

Speaker 3 You're so fucking weird. So,

Speaker 3 and I love how there's probably people being like, Paige is the most normal person. And then there's people who are like, Hannah's 100% right in this situation.
That's why this podcast exists.

Speaker 1 Like my pouches, my pouches could live in my trunks.

Speaker 3 I'm at our wand. I'm like, how much is the salmon? And they're like, let me go to the back and I'll find out.

Speaker 3 But no, there was like a line and I don't understand the speed of it. I don't know like, I just, because I want to look like I fit in.
So I get to the front. There's no signage.

Speaker 3 And everyone's like, there's all these things you could pick from. So I'm like, hey, can I have like a couple things? And they were like, oh, the combo? And I'm like, yeah, the combo.

Speaker 3 Like, there doesn't say combo anywhere.

Speaker 1 So it looks like, wait, wait, wait. It looks like you step up to almost like how you would get like deli meat, like this type, and they do it for you.

Speaker 3 Yes. Okay.
But they have like a ton of pre-cooked stuff. But then they don't tell you like one meat, two sides.
Like, I don't know. It could have been super easy to put that somewhere.

Speaker 3 But anyway, I'm like, okay. And then I'm like, okay, I think I'm choosing a protein.
And I can only see salmon and then some like thing that I wasn't sure about. So I was like, okay, salmon.

Speaker 3 And then I go to... And then I just panicked and got mashed potatoes because I feel like you can't go wrong with mashed potatoes.
Yeah, you really can't. Then he started like wrapping it up.
I go, oh,

Speaker 3 I'm doing two sides. I'm not doing one side.

Speaker 1 You said the combo.

Speaker 3 You said the combo. The combo is not two.

Speaker 3 I want three. Three is a party.

Speaker 3 But then I panicked because I was like, I should do a vegetable. And then I ordered this like eggplant parmesan thing, which in Italian culture, you don't mix fish and cheese.

Speaker 1 You just don't.

Speaker 3 So immediately I feel... Like I made a mistake.
Bad. But I'm not going to tell him to undo it.
I'm at Erewhon.

Speaker 3 So I say thank you. This is perfect.
And then I grab a St. James iced tea, which is so good, by the way.

Speaker 1 Wait, Hannah, this is so no, this is so fucking weird that you are saying this because I did a grocery order the other day and I and I saw them.

Speaker 1 I've never seen them before and I was like, I'm just gonna like get these. I always like see them on Instagram.
I'm like, I can't sponsor.

Speaker 3 I think this is not sponsored. As an iced tea girly,

Speaker 3 I don't like when it's too sweet, but I honestly do not want just like dirty water tasting tea. But then when you do these like diet teas, it could taste really fake.

Speaker 3 And then when you do regular tea, you're like, did I just snort cocaine?

Speaker 1 Chic. Like, I look at them in my refrigerator and I'm like, they're vibe.

Speaker 3 It's the perfect amount of sweetness. And when I say that, I don't mean like it's like you taste like this is a good ass drink.

Speaker 1 You know what it kind of reminds me of, but it's better, is like the pure.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I hope like the

Speaker 1 pure leaf isn't like, okay.

Speaker 1 Pure leaf has left the chat yeah it's very it's very much like that like you feel healthier but it does taste better and yeah some of i see these are like desserts where this is so good it's like 20 calories it feels it's good it's natural i woke up the morning of the reunion at like a godforsaken hour like a witching hour and i was getting my hair makeup done and i like was chugging one because i was so thirsty and i just like loved it I did throw it up.

Speaker 1 So that is a disclaimer.

Speaker 3 How did it feel coming back up?

Speaker 1 That's the thing. i'm like i'm a i'm a fan for life because like it actually i was like oh okay that was not that bad i got a two for one

Speaker 1 i was like this is my own anxiety but thank you st.

Speaker 3 james i appreciate your help journal saint anthony saint james we pray to saint james and st.

Speaker 3 anthony so i grab my iced tea and then there's no line there's just like people at like there was no organization for the line so then i'm just standing alone paying they're like paying it for it like with their palm yeah or they're just like they've invested in the company and then they just i don't know so then i just there was no one for me to stand behind it's a give one take one type of thing here yeah and we're

Speaker 3 give your firstborn and then you can get some salmon and then you get a haley bieber smoothie yeah so then i stand like i was standing in a place that seemed okay but then everyone kept like making me like move out of the way and i'm like am i where the fuck am i supposed to stand for this line anyway so i just go up to the guy we pay they ask me for the receipt i'm like, it's food.

Speaker 3 I don't need a fucking receipt. No, I'm just like, I could tell you.
I didn't speak like that, but I was getting confused about that.

Speaker 1 And then I so they're not like Trader Joe's where like they have to ask you questions.

Speaker 3 No, they were pretty like transactional, which was nice. I think because they feel bad that you spent $200 on salmon.

Speaker 1 It's funny because I never go to Trader Joe's in the city because I just do like Instacart. So like I never am in there.

Speaker 3 So Trader Joe's, you know that you walk into Trader Joe's during like a crazy time and you just get in line and then the line flows through the whole entire store and you shop through the line.

Speaker 1 No

Speaker 1 First of all, no.

Speaker 3 We're going to do a show of celebrities waiting in line at Trader Joe's and shopping.

Speaker 1 Second of all, I go, I forget that they have this like rule where like they talk to you or whatever. So I only ever go to the Trader Joe's in South Carolina because I'm like getting flowers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And as

Speaker 1 a New Yorker, I just like am not expecting people to talk to me ever, like, especially in the grocery store, like ever.

Speaker 1 So when I get up to the line and I'm paying for all my flowers, the cashier says, oh, what are you doing with all these flowers? And I immediately am like, excuse me?

Speaker 1 Like, who the fuck are you

Speaker 1 to ask me what I'm doing with all? Like, because the way she said it, I was like, what?

Speaker 1 Like, what like she asked are you investigating me like are you customized yeah like that's how i felt she was like why do you need all these and i was like pardon and then another and then i just said like oh just like for around the house and then some and then like the girl that was bagging it asked another question and i was like what the's going on here like in my head are you the fbi

Speaker 1 And then like immediately like it clicks in my head. I'm like, oh, I'm at a Trader Joe's.
They like have to. Like they don't give a flying fuck.

Speaker 1 So then I was like, oh okay like then i felt better but immediately i was like who are you to ask what i need with all this

Speaker 3 say like i know that we're more like introverted but yeah who are people who actually enjoy talking to a stranger over being with yourself

Speaker 3 my boyfriend that's something he has to talk to some a stranger about We actually got into a

Speaker 1 disagreement because he said to me, oh, do you know the people that live on your floor?

Speaker 3 And I was like, that's unsafe.

Speaker 1 I was like, why would I know the people that live on my floor? I just moved in a week ago. And he was like, well, it's not like your old building.
Like, there's not that many people.

Speaker 3 Did you bake them ruffins?

Speaker 1 He was like, so what if you see them in the elevator? Like, what do you say?

Speaker 3 And I go, nothing.

Speaker 1 I go, how do I know the person I'm in the elevator with lives in that apartment? Like, they might not live there. I'm not asking.

Speaker 3 Let's talk New York elevator apartment etiquette. First of all, if someone's someone's running to the elevator and you don't make it, you don't make it.

Speaker 3 No one's open, close, close, close, close, close.

Speaker 3 Everyone's on my door. Everyone say thank you, okay? Everyone's saying thank you.
If you leave the door open for someone, everyone goes, oh my God, because then what are we going to do?

Speaker 3 Do that for every fucking person? We'll be here all day.

Speaker 1 Then when you're in the elevator, the people in the elevator with you, that's your team.

Speaker 3 That's your team. People outside the elevator.
Leave them for dead. That's yes.
Leave them for fucking dead. Then when you're entering an elevator, you don't say anything.
You don't say anything.

Speaker 3 But if it is past 5.30 p.m. and you're in the elevator, when people get off, you can say, as they're leaving, like while they're already gone,

Speaker 3 already walking out, you just go, have a good night.

Speaker 1 Have a nice.

Speaker 3 Have a nice night. Have a good night.

Speaker 1 And then more often than not, they say, you too.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 that's how you know your neighbors.

Speaker 3 And that's girlhood.

Speaker 1 It's just, it's just outrageous the amount of talking they want to do down there. And I can't, I don't have the time.

Speaker 3 There is a meme going around of someone said good morning to an old lady and she's like, good morning. And then the person was like, wow, it's really nice out.
And she goes, well, that's enough.

Speaker 3 You don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 3 That's where we're. Good morning.
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Speaker 3 i this is the most la shit that has ever happened to me and i love this story so much and i can't i was like i can't wait to tell dick the gigglers so i said well first of all i see a giggler at airwan And it's funny because...

Speaker 1 Thank God you're like, okay.

Speaker 3 No, I was like fighting for my life. And then this girl was like, oh my God, hi.
Tell Paige, I say hi. We took a selfie.
I'm feeling myself. Sit down, eat my meal.

Speaker 3 And as I'm getting up, the girl sitting.

Speaker 1 Oh, you sit there?

Speaker 3 So there's an outdoor area where you can sit. And I was feeling myself.
It was 70 degrees. And I was just like eating.
I love eating alone, just texting, whatever. So as I'm getting up, this woman.

Speaker 3 such girly, really nice and calm, was like, by the way, I really like your podcast.

Speaker 3 And I said, okay. And I look at her in the eye.

Speaker 3 I'm actually really good with faces. I'm not necessarily good with names, but like, I will see someone be like, oh, they were episode three of SVU.
They played the guy who got shot.

Speaker 3 Like, I really remember a face. I look at her face and I fucking know this face.
And not in a like, I saw you 10 years ago way. I'm like, this is like a very recognizable face.

Speaker 3 And I go, And I, but I hate being that person. Like, where were you in? So I was just like, do we, yeah, do I know you? Do we?

Speaker 3 And she looks at me and she's kind of like, yeah, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. Are you an actress? And she's like, yeah, and I'm like,

Speaker 3 I'm sorry. Can you please tell me, like, where do I know you from? And she goes, I'm the AT ⁇ T girl.

Speaker 3 Stop. And immediately I fucking lose.
I go,

Speaker 3 oh my God. Wait.

Speaker 3 So wait. So she normally has bangs in all the commercials.
Yes. But she had her hair pulled back and she was like with her son and

Speaker 3 I couldn't, and she had her hair like slick back. Like she really,

Speaker 1 I know exactly who you're talking to.

Speaker 3 So this girl, this one, like these people are more famous than like Brad Pitt. Like we see them every day on our TVs.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, oh, I love that girl. She's so freaking cute.

Speaker 3 She goes, I'm a giggler. So then I'm like, this conspiracy theory that like all every celeb listens to Giggly Squad is getting my head so big.
So I go, and she's like, I love you and page da da da.

Speaker 3 And I go, I'm so sorry. Can I get a photo with you? So she bothered me.
And then I know, I'm like, am I annoying the ATT girl? Like, I'm like, is she mad at me?

Speaker 3 And I'm like, can I get a photo with you? And she's like, oh my god, yes. We take the photo.
And she actually is a comic and she does acting. So

Speaker 3 shout out. Her name's Milana.
And so shout out to Milana. That was so LA and random.
I know, gorgeous. So LA and random.

Speaker 3 And then I told her, I was like, all the gigglers are really hot and successful. So honestly, it tracks.

Speaker 3 And then

Speaker 3 I walked 40 minutes in LA.

Speaker 1 The gigglers give me confidence. Wait, to where? Like back to your hotel.

Speaker 3 Back to my hotel. If it's under 45, I walk.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. People thought I was a call girl.

Speaker 3 I ran into some comedians and we're both New Yorkers because they're for the festival. And they're like, why are we the only people walking in this town? And I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 He was like smoking a cigarette.

Speaker 1 Your voice immediately changes and you just like automatically have a bacon, egg, and cheese in your hand.

Speaker 3 You're like, where did this come from? But I'm so wild. Like, I'm wearing no bra.
All my makeup for the morning was sweated out. Like, it was chaos.

Speaker 3 And then I went back to the hotel.

Speaker 1 So you're an LA girly.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I've changed. And then

Speaker 3 I went to this party later. And like, I think, like, Jim Gaffigan was there and, like, no one else.
And I was like, this party's freaking lame. Like,

Speaker 3 like, I'm ruined. I can never go back.

Speaker 3 I go, only Jim Gaffigan is here. Okay.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing that, like, I feel like my mom has, like, said this like my whole life just to like work hard in in like a sense, but it does always keep me motivated. It is so easy to go up.

Speaker 1 Like it is so easy to live like a better life and it's so easy to like enjoy it. It is so hard to like

Speaker 1 go down.

Speaker 1 Backtrack.

Speaker 3 That's a backtrack. That's why child stars have a hard time because the come up is so good and then their come down is the whole rest of their life.

Speaker 1 That's why it's like you have to stay like grounded, but like continuously have like a goal that you're working forward.

Speaker 1 That's why like anytime some people like talk about reality TV, I'm like, it is so easy to get lost in the fucking sauce and like wrapped up that if you don't have a goal of what you're working toward, like it...

Speaker 1 you can't do like you can't maintain it.

Speaker 3 Well, if you're only, yeah, if your only happiness is like if you look likable in a scene they cut together, you're living your life in just like chaos.

Speaker 3 It's also like if your happiness is coming from these like random moments of like fancy shit, then it's so unsustainable where like,

Speaker 3 that's why anyone who wakes up and like literally smells the flowers, if that can bring you joy, like you're fucking dangerous. Like you're gonna,

Speaker 3 you're you're strong, like you're mentally.

Speaker 1 Because like even like

Speaker 1 when I first moved to New York City, like just being thrown into like certain experiences that I've never experienced before, I was like, oh, I'll never not do this then.

Speaker 1 So like I need to work hard enough so that like this is my, I can do this on the reg. This is my norm.

Speaker 1 So it is like a good, it's so good to like be in those situations, I feel like, because it's so motivational.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, you had brunch with Jim Gaffigan and it's like now you're like, okay, I'm fucking pumped up and I'm fired up. Like, what's next?

Speaker 3 But it is cool to meet these people and be like, oh, they were me. Like, they were me excited to go to a brunch like 20 years ago.
Like, Jim Gaffigan was joking. He's like, we're old geezers now.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, oh, because they were the new geezer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, who's Jim's gaff? Who is Jim Gaffigan's? Jim Gaffigan.

Speaker 1 That's how I like to know. Yeah, like, I love in interviews when, like, really famous people, like, say who

Speaker 1 influenced and like inspired them. Like, because when I was at the LA Fashion Awards,

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 like costume designer for all of Cher's costume got like the Lifetime Achievement Award. Oh, cool.
And it was just like showing pictures of all of Cher's outfits.

Speaker 1 Every single celebrity has done an outfit based off of a Cher outfit. So it's just like so crazy to see.

Speaker 3 It's like your inspiration was inspired by someone else.

Speaker 1 Was inspired by, yes, like no one has an original thought.

Speaker 1 Like everyone is inspired by someone else. And it's like, okay, but like who inspired Cher?

Speaker 3 I also have to do a shout out because I got a facial yesterday, like last second.

Speaker 3 For any like OG gigglers, they remember after live giggly squads on Instagram Live, we would have, would we have Andrew Collin or Andrew Collin, we'd go to Andrew Collin was doing like a dating show, whatever.

Speaker 3 Well, now he is like, oh, remember?

Speaker 1 So now go and watch it.

Speaker 3 He has like a gorgeous fiancé in LA who has to be

Speaker 3 like stunning, amazing at facials. And it's the kind of thing where you're like, okay, is she amazing at facials or is she just beautiful?

Speaker 3 Like, you know, you see a makeup artist and they're just doing beautiful girls. I'm like, are they good or are they just doing beautiful girls?

Speaker 3 But Andrew told me like she's really fucking good at what she does. And I've been meaning to get a fascia by her.
This bitch did this thing. Like, you know, when you can feel your face lifted?

Speaker 3 Yeah. When you're not even looking in the mirror? Like, you feel lighter.
And she was like doing all this gua sha with my jaw and she she was like, oh, this is tight.

Speaker 3 I'm like, that's literally 14 years of trauma.

Speaker 3 But I want to do a shout out to Skin by Brenna Alexis. Skin by Brenna Alexis in LA.
She's a facialist. Go to her.
She's so fucking good.

Speaker 1 No, getting a good facial. I'm literally on a wait list right now for the cotton facial I really want.

Speaker 3 Wait, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 No, I've been on a wait list for two months.

Speaker 3 You know what's so funny? If they didn't have a wait list, you'd be like, I don't want to go.

Speaker 3 New Yorkers love waiting.

Speaker 1 I went to like get an appointment. I was like, oh my God, there's a waitlist.
Like fuck this. And then I was like, wait, there's a wait list.
I'm bugging. I need the station.

Speaker 3 This is why saying no and being unavailable actually creates more opportunities for you.

Speaker 1 Truly. That's why like I stay home all the time.

Speaker 3 It's so valid. Do you know

Speaker 3 Brenna also, she gave me really good advice because whenever I'm with a girl, I'm always like, tear my, like, tell me. the truth, tear my face apart, tell me what I need.

Speaker 3 First of all, she's like, you haven't drank water since 1994. And I was was like, Just by looking at my skin.
And she goes, Look, there's a difference between dry and dehydrated.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she's like, You're oily, like your skin is not dry, you are dehydrated. Drink some water.
And I was like,

Speaker 3 Everyone's cannot.

Speaker 1 Every time I've gone to get a facial my whole entire life, that was always the number one thing.

Speaker 1 You're just a little dehydrated, and that's why, like, your skin isn't repairing quick enough when you do get a breakout, and then you pick it, and then it's worse, and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 I'm not kidding, not to sound like I live in suburbia, but like ever since I got a fucking Stanley, every time I get a facial now, they say your skin is so hydrated.

Speaker 3 This is my question though. They go drink more water.
How much? Like how many Stanleys are you drinking a day?

Speaker 1 I, now that I've like started, now I feel like I'm even like more thirsty. Like if I don't have water, like my body now knows what it's like to be fully hydrated.

Speaker 1 So when I go below it, my body's like, um, hello.

Speaker 3 Like karma.

Speaker 1 I don't operate like this anymore.

Speaker 1 It's giving me a TLV marketing scheme it definitely is a cult for sure and then you're peeing it's just like a lot of sacrifices you are peeing but the satisfaction of seeing your pee be clear

Speaker 1 i don't know her i've never met her nope it's an insane feeling and i like i get so many less headaches i drink a i drink a fuck ton of water so like i feel like normal girls are like filling it up once maybe twice a day i'm not kidding i'm filling this shit up like four times a day but i also like a lot of ice do you clean it in between Okay, that's like another controversy.

Speaker 3 Like, how much fungi are you drinking?

Speaker 1 No, everyone's like, no, on TikTok, they're like, you have to clean it every day.

Speaker 3 That's so much bad milk.

Speaker 1 Nobody's fucking cleaning their Stanley every day.

Speaker 1 But every couple of days, I do throw it in the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 And I hand wash my straw with like one of the thingies.

Speaker 3 Okay, fancy.

Speaker 1 Because I don't trust the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 It's the domestic icon of the straw. Hand wash.

Speaker 1 No, I am a fucking hand washing over here with my Gel X extension.

Speaker 3 But you know what?

Speaker 1 Also, new nail color of the month, I'm calling it.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 1 Solely because I got it the other day. I didn't want it to be like baby blue,

Speaker 1 but I didn't want it to be gray because that felt too dark. So like a grayish light blue.
So like if you're wearing white, it looks gray, but if you're wearing blue, it looks blue.

Speaker 3 Put it in the newsletter. Because I feel it.
I feel that's good too. Yeah.
One other thing she said too, because I was like, what serum should I I use? What masks should I buy?

Speaker 3 Like, what's going to solve all my problems in like actual life and my personality? And she was like,

Speaker 3 do you cleanse? And I'm like, I mean, I do some Neutrogena, like, like, take off my makeup and then I like throw. I don't really always cleanse.
If I'm in the shower, I do a face cleanse.

Speaker 3 But, like, I don't even put my hair up in a bun. Like, I literally just like take off my makeup and then put moisturizer on.
And she was like,

Speaker 1 you're a naked mole rat.

Speaker 3 No, a literal mole rat. She, first of all, she like kind of like air-puked, and then she was like, No, I don't, yeah, because I'm not even understanding that.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I wasn't actually expecting her to say that first part because, like, obviously, you're cleansing.

Speaker 3 So, this is the thing. At night, I shower every night.
Right. So, I do wash it in the shower.
But, like, if I don't shower that night, I'm not really washing my face.

Speaker 3 I'm just taking off the makeup, putting moisturizer. And then the morning.

Speaker 1 Wait, you're taking off your makeup with what?

Speaker 3 A Neutrogena wipe, which apparently just kind of moves it around.

Speaker 1 No, that's the most diabolical thing I've ever heard you say. You're taking wait.

Speaker 3 Kim's heard Ash Ernst say she uses Neutrogena wipes 10 years ago.

Speaker 1 She was paid for that article.

Speaker 3 She,

Speaker 1 you're taking a Neutrogena makeup wipe. You're wiping off all your makeup.
Then you're putting on a moisturizer.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 1 Immediately after. You're a sick fuck.
And you're actually so lucky that your skin is as flawless as it is.

Speaker 3 Thank you. So she told me that the True Botanicals,

Speaker 3 like cleansing balm is really good. And she told me sometimes she triple cleanses.
And she basically was like, it helps everything, like the skin renew.

Speaker 3 Like she's like, cleansing is more important than serum, she said.

Speaker 1 If I'm like in

Speaker 1 my like Melissa Wood health like era, then I'm triple cleansing. But that's like, it's not all the time.

Speaker 3 Well, you need to work on that is what Brenda would say.

Speaker 3 But um but she basically was like keep it simple don't use a lot of products I go oh my god my friend Paige she uses so many products in her face I told on you I was like she's so like she uses so many products

Speaker 3 always fucking trying it and I'm always using the product and then your mom's like maybe you should stop literally throwing the kitchen sink in every pour I'm like, but somebody said that balsamic vinegar will dry up any product.

Speaker 3 Also, you have to try stuff for six months, but you know, you try it for like two days and you're like, this isn't working.

Speaker 1 No, literally, that's how I feel about getting my period i was like i thought i was gonna get it by now and then i was like oh i just like haven't taken the vitamins in a week

Speaker 3 i actively work against myself i get revenge on my own body also speaking of periods i don't know if you guys are experiencing this because i went off the pill like a while ago just because i was over it now i get the most insane consistent period but like the most insane period for two days like i can't function it's it's like spewing like a murder scene and then it's it's gone are you getting like stomach pains or it's just like you're painting a lot yeah yeah and Des was so funny he's such a dude I was like I have my period and he goes I feel like you always have your fucking period yeah they don't he's like you literally you you had you always have your I go have you ever been with a girl you're so like so when did wait when did you go off your birth control I'm gonna say like a year the time when I told we told all the gigglers to get off their birth control okay so like

Speaker 1 when did you start getting it it again?

Speaker 3 We did a baby booth. I never had a giggler.
I never didn't get it. I've always had my period.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you never stopped. No, like once you went off, it kept coming.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's always coming.

Speaker 3 But I was late. I didn't get my period till I was 14.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't get mine either till I was 13.

Speaker 1 What grade were you in?

Speaker 3 Senior in high school. I'm just kidding.
Freshman? No.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I think that's when that's when I got mine. That's when I feel like everyone gets it.

Speaker 3 I like that. I was pretty

Speaker 3 different. I'm like, I'm not like other girls.

Speaker 3 There's always the one girl who gets it when she's like 10. No, and like, I feel so bad for her.
She didn't deserve that.

Speaker 3 She didn't deserve that. No.
And everyone's whispering about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because we don't really know what it is yet. And she, like, she's like, I don't fucking know either.
Like, here I am. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. She didn't ask for that life.
She didn't. Anyway.
Okay.

Speaker 3 We didn't ask for this life either.

Speaker 3 Stay strong out there.

Speaker 3 We love you guys so, so, so much.

Speaker 3 We are adding cities to the tour. We heard you.
The thing is, we'd been bothering our agents, and they were like, hey, like, we have to actually make sure the venues are available.

Speaker 3 I said, well, fucking call them again.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Call them again.
I know the ATT girl. If you need a better

Speaker 3 connection.

Speaker 1 We know that. We know that.

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