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As you guys know, I partnered with DSW to curate the cutest spring shoe collection. Just fabulous.
It's just so freaking adorable. Okay, so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers.

I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know

that there are a lot of pages.

Also, I mean, did you see the gifting?

How freaking cute were all of those little boxes?

I was obsessed with them.

I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with

like, honestly, with like sweatpants, jeans, capris.

I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like honestly with like sweatpants jeans capris I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels honestly I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried to think like what do you need for spring so there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels but I'm obsessed with them so take a look at dsw.com right now the collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them What's up, Gigglers? Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What's up, get your bag, Gigglers? I like that you're going into phrases. Get your bag.
I love it. Get your bag.
Paige showed up ready to record. She said, I have stuff to say.
I have a lot of things to say. I just wanted to make a note that I was here first and I just got off of a flight and had time to go home and shower, but I'm doing no makeup.
And I texted you to ask. To make sure I was coming.
I love texting you. Making like, you're going to be late.
And then me fully knowing I'm going to be late. Yeah.
But if you had canceled, I'd been like, we okay. Well, then I got here and I texted you and I said, are you coming? Is the better question.
I had a nap. I don't even know where to start.
Well, first of all, shout out you were on Ridiculousness. Shout out I was on Ridiculousness.
That was honestly like the least of what happened this weekend, which is so crazy. I have people message me being like Paige is on Ridiculousness.
I love that all my messages were gigglers and they're like, oh my God, we didn't know the show is still on, but we will support you. Also, like, you definitely can't spell ridiculousness.
Hannah, I'm about to tell a nice story. Why do you have to always ruin it? Wait, please tell.
Okay, so yes, I was on ridiculousness, but before that, on Friday, I get asked from from like I get an email from my PR being like hey Victoria Beckham is hosting a like very small intimate gathering do you want to go and I was like I've never typed faster. But does intimate gathering immediately make you a little nervy? A hundred percent but I didn't even really know what that meant Like what is an intimate gathering? It's like conscious uncoupling.
Like no one knows. Intimate gathering could literally be 400 people.
I feel like me and like. You thought the White House was going to be an intimate gathering.
You thought it was going to be you and Joe Biden. Sometimes my mom will invite people to our holidays and I'll be like, I thought it was an intimate gathering.
Like who are these fucking people that you're giving leftovers to? So that's like what I equated it with. But anyway, so I'm like, yeah, I absolutely want to go.
So in my head, I'm like, what do you wear to meet Victoria Beckham? And she's also kind of like at your top right now. No, I base my whole life on her.
Yeah, she's like your manifestation board. She was probably the very first person that I realized was like famous that I liked.
Because the Spice Girls movie was my whole like first grade and second grade. Like that was just on repeat.
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that there is. Oh, I was like, that's not a Spice Girls song.
I must have missed that one. When they go to boot camp.
We have to I don't like organized sports. Should we do like a Giggly Squad rewatch? We should do some type of movie night.
Yeah. Where we watch something.
Just an intimate gathering. Intimate gathering of gigglers.
Intimate gathering of gigglers should have been the name of our tour. Okay.
So I'm like, what the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham? So I was like, I'm just going to go full glam. Like I'm going to get my hair done.
I'm like what the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham so I was like I'm just gonna go full glam like I'm gonna get my hair done I'm gonna get my makeup done I'm going in a long dress how long did you have to prepare I prepared for like three hours prior okay I get there I'm the first one there like this is so fucking embarrassing I was like I literally kept saying everyone I've first to a party. Like, this is so embarrassing.
That's intimate gathering pressure. Intimate gathering pressure.
Obviously, the girlies on the marketing team were gigglers. And like, that's how I got the invite.
Because it was Victoria Beckham beauty. I'm not really a beauty influencer.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am stunning, but thank you.
She goes, I'm natural. Like, I didn't need to do anything to, like, this beautiful.
I'm a natural beauty influencer. Thanks.
I think you are a beauty influencer. Thank you.
So I sit down. I'm, like, talking to the only giggler that I know.
They were, like, chatting the whole time. Then, like, everyone starts, like, filling in.
I would say it's, like, 15 girls in total. Some of them showed up in jeans, I was like, okay, so I missed the vibe.

You were in a gallo. No, I was in a floor length dress.
Part of it was sheer. I had an updo.

I had a freaking, I showed a picture of Charlize Theron in her updo. So I'm like, okay, great.

So everyone's in jeans. I'm like, have a little fucking respect.
It's Victoria Beckham. Have some cooth.
Victoria. Have some couth.
Victoria Beckham walks in. Floor length gown.
As I knew she was going to. Wait, so you were right.
So I was right. I looked at everyone else.
I was like, don't you feel weird being in jeans? She looks at you. You look at her and you go, I guess we're the only ones prepared.
What was her initial energy? You want to know what? Now that I already felt like I was aligning myself with her in my manifestations as a child. But after meeting her, she is a fashion girly.
But she doesn't take it seriously. And she's funny.
She said things that were just funny. See, I'm sold.
The second someone can make me laugh, I'm done. I'm sold.
Wait, you should run for mayor. Were you ever influenced by her Bob? Yeah.
Yes. See, I didn't put that together.
I thought, I thought you invented that. I was literally going to be like, oh, that's the page Bob.
No, Victoria Beckham is really who invented it. So it's like an, it's all, it's from four to five.
It was like a quick, which I love. It's so on brand.
I was like, this is the best influencer I've ever been to. It was 12 minutes.
It was 12 minutes. So she does, it's her and like this other woman who like is talking about her beauty brand and they're just like talking about stories and whatever.
So then that portion's over. So they're like, okay, like amazing.
Great. And so then I was like, okay, well, I need to get a freaking picture with Victoria Beckham.
And the marketing girl was okay like we can all take pictures you can all take pictures with her but don't make it seem like you're like waiting in line for a picture with her and I was like okay I don't know how to do that so I'll go first so I was like okay well I'll go take a picture so I'm I walk up I'm like hi and she's like oh my god I love your bracelet and I had this sick I thought she was gonna say podcast I got excited I'm sorry I had this sick silver bracelet like up here on my arm like a warrior princess like a warrior princess and then I had like other silver bracelets like down by my wrist and she's like I love that bracelet I've been trying to find a bracelet like that. Immediately, I take it right off.
I go, oh, you should try it on because it was like oval shaped so that it could fit up on like your, is this your forearm? Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Oh, good. Oh wait, no, this is your forearm.
No, this is your forearm. What is this? Your bicep.
Okay, so to fit on your bicep. So I take it off.
I'm like, try it on. She puts it on and she goes, oh my God, I love it.
Where did you get it? Obviously, I had no fucking idea where I got it. And I was like, oh, I don't know.
My girlfriend gave it to me, but like you can have it. And she was like, oh my God, no, I'm not.
I go, seriously, it's yours. We take the picture.
She didn't like lean in to hug for the picture. I was like, oh, okay.
So we just stood there, took the picture. Which is page coded.
Very page coded. Page coded.
And I was like, okay, so I have a friendship bracelet with Victoria Beckham. What do you bitches in jeans have? Wait, Paige, that is incredible.
We have a friendship bracelet. So like, I don't know when she's going to wear it.
Because you know when people compliment you, but they're not. It's like me and you.
Like, you're like, I would never, but I like that. Yeah.
She literally was like, I need that. Yeah.
And I was and I was like I was like who cares where it's from did your stylist give it to you you own it yeah your stylist is like oh that's $80,000 I've been told to yeah like ooh sorry you are missing a silver bracelet what if you literally say Victoria Beckham stole my bracelet and it goes on TMZ I like the spin of like that we have friendship bracelets I like like that. You're waiting for yours though.
I'm waiting for mine. Wait, did you post the photo yet? No, because I wanted to tell the gigglers the story first.
Like I didn't want to give Instagram this Victoria Beckham and me photo. I wanted the gigglers in on the joke first.
You actually are a genius. Thank you.
And we'll also like, I'm obsessed with you because I kind of did that with JLo too. Like I didn't post it until I told the Gigglers.
We're really obsessed with Easter egging. We haven't really gotten it down.
No. But.
We don't know what it is. We don't know what Easter egg is, but it sounds fun.
No, it sounds good. That's amazing.
And you know what's funny? I was speaking of intimate gatherings. Back in a couple months ago, you went out to dinner with like Shannon Ford and Taylor and like a bunch of Sierra.
Now that was an intimate gathering. And I was out of town.
But I was like obviously keeping an eye on what was going on. Because I was feeling like, okay.
You told me to go. I did tell you to go.
Yeah. And I was texting everyone on the side.
I was like, what's that? What are we eating? What are what's the vibes? And Shannon, I did her podcast this morning and she was telling me about it. And she's like, Paige is just like so cool.
And I'm like, no, I know. She's so cool.
Like she just has a vibe around her. Wait, do I come off like that? She literally goes, no, like she's so cool.
And I was like, I fully agree. You're so cool.
But then she was like, then we were all I started saying how I don't like intimate gatherings. Yeah.
But we called it like group dinners. Yep.
And I was like, you know, you don't know when to speak. Yeah.
Do I let her finish before I speak? Like, what are we doing? What are the rules? Are we all getting another round of drinks and I only getting another round of drinks? Yeah. Am I laughing too loud? Yeah.
Like, I just don't know. Am I talking too much? And she goes, no, honestly, I feel like everyone's feeling like that except Paige.
And that's when I was like, oh, and that's where you get things wrong. I go, I think Paige is actually, she's internalizing it so well.
But I'm like, the fact that she thought you were just chilling on this group dinner. I'm like, she almost didn't.
I had to force her to go. No, I texted Taylor Strecker prior to.
And I go, if you don't sit next to me, you're dead to me. So this is the moral of the story.
No one can tell that you're scared of intimate gatherings.

Except myself.

Yeah.

Except yourself.

No one around you can tell you're scared of intimate gatherings.

Well, especially if you stay quiet.

Like, I feel like you never- Which is my literal favorite thing to do.

You never overspeak.

Wow.

Thank you.

Because some of my anxiety is like, I just told that person everything there is to know

about me.

They know my blood type and I don't even know it.

And that's you literally saying the littlest thing. Yeah.
Paige, could you live a day in my body? Well, you actually, I feel like, don't talk as much as you think you do. You talk in settings that, like, talking needs to be happening.
Okay. But, like, when you're chilling and, like, we're just together.
We're napping. Sans, like like recording Giggly Squad.
We're not speaking. Hannah, we filmed an entire season of a reality TV show during COVID.
And we shared a room. And I think we spoke three words to each other in like a week span.
That was a hard week. That was one of the craziest weeks.
We only spoke in Love Island episodes. We were watching Love Island.
And we didn't even ask to go to the next episode. We would just go.
We didn't even text anyone to see, like— We didn't even get—you didn't even ask if I wanted food. The food would disappear.
It's so funny because we had such different weeks, but I feel like you're not done. I'm not done.
Continue. I see that you have Jennifer Garner on the list.
I have Jennifer Garner on the list. Oh, because I saw that Jennifer Garner followed Giggly Squad.
Okay, okay. Was it a mistake? So, I go to the LA Fashion Awards, which are also another, a larger intimate gathering, but like kind of an intimate gathering.
Like, I didn't know what to expect. Did you know there was an LA Fashion Awards? I did because, like, I'd seen it on Instagram.
It's, like, Daily Front Rose. And it's very, it's so girly.
It's, like, stylist of the year. Makeup artist of the year.
Oh, that's fun. And it's, like, fun.
Like, Kris Jenner got up and, like, gave a speech. What? Doja Cat got up and, like, gave it.
It presented an award. I can't pull it off, but I love her style.
She brought a suitcase on the red carpet

as an accessory

and I loved it.

No, like you can only

respect the game.

It was so good.

So I'm,

so I get there

and my PR was there

and I,

as I'm walking in,

I realized,

cool,

I don't know a single person here.

So usually like my PR

will like help me

do the red carpet,

do interviews

and then she's like out.

And I was like,

no, you have to stay with me the whole time because I'm like like, freaking out. I don't know.
Would you have to sit at a table? No, it was, like, seats. But I, like, still was, like, I don't know anyone.
Meanwhile, Shannon Ford is, like, pages literally the chillest. Inside.
Like, don't leave. Like, mom? Don't leave.
You're holding under her ankle. You're, like, meow.
So we, like, go and sit down. And I and I'm in like the third row.
And so I'm sitting and I'm talking to my girlfriend and I just happened to like turn. And Jennifer Garner is just literally smack dab in front of me, like about to sit in her seat.
And I go, hi. And she goes, hi.
And I go, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I said hi to you like I know you.
I don't know you. But hi.
I go oh my god I'm so sorry I said hi to you like I know you I don't know you but I don't I know you but I don't you know you don't know me I know I know you know that I know you yeah and she goes oh I thought I knew you because you're so pretty and I like just thought oh there's no way I don't know this person and I was like oh my god. I'm not just being like sorry I know the most beautiful people in the world so I assume.
Yeah she's like I just like thought I knew you because like you're so pretty. Like anyone who's really beautiful I know.
And I was like oh my god. Did you say no that was probably Hannah Burner that you think you were? And then I went to say.
I think you follow Giggly Squad but then someone came up. So this was before.
This was after. So then some but someone came up and started talking to her and I didn't want to just like three seconds later be like maybe you follow Giggly Squad.
Maybe you recognize me. You poker you.
Hey sorry about like five minutes ago. About me being gorgeous.
Let's just go back to that. What was her hair like? I want a vision.
She just looked like her like she then she got up and gave a speech like because she was presenting her friend with hairstylist of the year. And she's hilarious.
Really? Like her speech was so funny. She's a giggler, obviously.
Wait, when she came back, were you like, good speech? No, I didn't because she was like another Roan ahead of me. But like in my head, I was like, good job, Jen.
Good job, Jen. Celeste Barber hosted it.
She was. Wait, people don't talk about Celeste Barber enough.

No.

I watched her Netflix show, Well Mania.

Yeah.

That did not get picked up, which is a travesty.

If you haven't watched it, watch it.

It's so good.

Was she just like going off?

She was so funny.

And then I felt sometimes when I'm in like rooms where it's like fashion and it's like glam and it's just like all of these things.

I'm like, OK, I'm a podcaster. Like, I can't wait to talk to my friend about all of this.
Because like sometimes I feel very in the middle of like. I don't take it as seriously.
And like I felt like Celeste was making hilarious jokes. And they were going right over everyone's head.
But I was like that's hilarious. Like I was fully laughing like it was a comedy show.
And like Kris Jenner was there. and it was like, that's hilarious.
Like I was fully laughing

like it was a comedy show.

And like Kris Jenner was there

and it was like so cold in the room

and she was like,

Kris Jenner's cold.

Like, are you kidding?

Like, how are we,

how are we not fixing this?

Like she just had such good quippy.

Where was Kris sitting?

She was in the front row.

What was her vibe?

What was the vibe?

Just like,

just like a mom.

Like normal.

Like, yeah,

just like there,

like about to present her award for,

I think she was presenting like

makeup artist innovator.

I don't know. What was the vibe? Just like a mom.
Like normal. Yeah, just like they're about to present her award.
I think she was presenting makeup artist innovator something something. But it was just so normal.
It was everyone's friends were winning the award. Yeah, so it was cute.
Yeah, it was cute. Like Jennifer Garner, her hairstyle she'd been working with for 20 years.
And she was like, I'm so excited i'm so excited to present this also it's cool because i feel like the makeup artist and the hair artist like on hair stylist they don't they don't get they don't get recognition when like i think they most recently started tagging stylist on red carpet yeah before it was just the person yeah and like hair stylists were getting up and they were like i've i forget It was Sarah Michelle Gellar got up to present an award and she, and it was for makeup artists of the year. And she was like, I've been to more countries with my makeup artist than my husband.
Like we have been on more trips together. We've experienced more things together.
And also it means you have to be like a pretty good person to be picked to be like a hair person or makeup person because it's such an intimate thing. No, it's so intimate.
Like they're touching your head. If you get picked to be someone's like full time.
No, I think like Mitchell and Taylor know every single person I loathe. And if they don't loathe the same people, you're like, actually I'm not free tomorrow.
Right.. Also can we discuss the tour for one second? Okay.

We announced our tour.

It's so exciting. There's mania.

I have this feeling like and I go for a second

I swear to God I go

did I forget to get Giggly Squad tickets?

No.

For a full second I was like did I forget

to get in line at Ticketmaster to get my

tickets for Giggly Squad? No I had a moment where I was like what is the Giggly Squad code? What is the pre-sale code? Like, is that confusing? No. So anyway, we love you guys so much.
We're adding additional dates. Yeah.
We're pushing to add more cities. It's all like an availability thing with these theaters.
Yes. Like, any city we're not going to, it's not because we loathe you or your city talking to you Seattle um no like it just doesn't work out with like the venue it's not like we want to go everywhere but certain venues are booked like December there's a lot of Christmas stuff happening so like we couldn't get certain venues whatever but okay it's called Club Giggly which we're so excited about and I had a thing in the back of my head where I'm like, if this is up on billboards, are people going to think it's a strip club? And then someone tagged us in the Parks Casino one, I think in like Pennsylvania.
And Parks Casino, it's a huge X. That's like their logo.
And it says Club Giggly with us. And then it just says get tickets.
And I'm like, this is backfiring.

It fully looks like we're like.

We're ladies of the night.

We're ladies of the night.

Which we support.

Wait, I kind of love it.

It's like a.

I love it as long as the right people are coming.

No, I hope people think it's like a live only fan.

Burlesque show.

Yeah.

Do we make a burlesque?

Wait, if there is a man.

You come out with just.

Feathers?

A chair.

And slippers. If there is a man just in the front row being like, I thought this was a burlesque show.
Take your clothes off. Like Ferris Gump when she's playing with like.
Who? It was a Ferris Gump reference. Who the fuck is Ferris? Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump.
Sorry. Who's Ferris? Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
You know what, guys? No, it's too much. I just woke up from a nap I can't so anyway our next show we'll have um Labia out um speaking of LA I feel like I ain't always ever there for like 48 hours like I'm never crazy it's just like an insane and like that flight is it's basically time travel I'm like I don't get this happens.
But somehow you like lose time in the end. Somehow you're just like, I'm tired.
Like how did this happen that I like need a nap? And I realized something on my flight this morning. One, if you're a straight man and you're anywhere in the vicinity of me and I'm putting my luggage into the overhead bin and you're not helping me, you're dead to me.
I I don't respect you as a human and I hope your house burns down that's actually that's really intense I don't hope your house burns down but I hope like you stub your toe leaving the airplane so that's the first thing or your leg like goes numb you know yeah and then you like have to walk awkwardly for like three minutes yeah and so there was like three men like right around and they were like putting their stuff up too and they see me like, like I actually physically make noise because I'm like, this is, I can barely reach it. See, I'll be like, I got this.
Let alone pull it up. I'm like, okay, cool.
I'll do it. Got it.
You probably broke eight nails. I was like, this is why there's a wage gap.
And then I realized, then they like come around and they're like, okay, like do you want to do like the meal service? And I was like, okay why there's a wage gap um and then I realized then they like come around and they're like okay like do you want to do like the meal service and I was like okay well it is like 5 45 and like I don't know and then I realized like if you can eat really early in the morning I don't trust you yeah like if you can sit on a plane and you have just gotten there and it's 5 30 and you're like, I'll take the eggs Benedict. No.
But part of me also is like sometimes if you fall asleep, they'll be like, you missed it. That's true.
And then I'm like. That happened to me on the way there.
I go, what do we do here? I go, I know you have a braised short rib in the fucking back. Heat it up in the microwave.
And if Delta tries to push the shrimp appetizer on me one more time, I'm actually calling management because it's offensive. It's rude.
They've had shrimp for a year. I don't know who they're in bed with at what shrimp company that's supplying Delta with all their appetizers.
But they need to be stopped. and I think it's a job for the Senate.
Because they run out of the popular good ones, and then there's always the weird one that if you're sitting in the back, you end up with. I literally look around to see who's eating the shrimp.
And then you report them. Because it's...
It's not okay. It's not okay.
My problem is I will not order it that early. Like, it would make me nauseous.
But if somehow the food ends up in front of me, I can't not eat it. Same.
And I feel like you've given me your weird, what if I'm hungry thing. My biggest fear in life.
No, specifically in airports, I think about you and only you. I think about you and only you and what like you would do in situations.
So like I had like 15 minutes before I had to board and I was like, well, I need to go to Hudson News and get all the snacks because I'm on here for six hours. And what if I'm hungry? No, no.
I sleep the whole time. So then I get to my hotel room and I'm like, why do I have all these charcuterie boards? Did you buy headphones? Not this time.
I remembered my headphones this time. Good.
I actually have a crazy, crazy story. It was 630 a.m.
My thing is if you talk before 7 a.m., it's a problem. Someone was meditating next to me.
Oh, I kind of love that. Yeah.
I said, put a sock in it. Like out loud? No, just like I didn't like it No he was sitting

Crisscross applesauce

He thought he was better than you

His hands were up

Oh that's

That's performative

I wanted to be like

We're on our way

Back to New York

Wrap it up

Wrap it up

Wrap it the fuck up

That's some ballet bullshit

Get out of here

Like no

I don't like that at all

No I didn't like it at all

That's very unnerving

It was so uncomfortable

Cause then I was like

Should I be meditating?

Are we going to

What do you know

That we don't know

That you're meditating right now

Thank you. I didn't like it at all.
That's very unnerving. It was so uncomfortable.
Because then I was like, should I be meditating? Are we going to – what do you know that we don't know that you're meditating right now on this cross-country flight? What are you preparing for? So I get on the flight really early, and I put my own bag up. Classic.
And there's a guy behind – like a man, like a 60-year-old man. And he takes his paper ticket, which is the first red flag.
And he goes, what seat am I to me? Yeah, to you. And at first I'm like, this is insane, but like whatever.
And I go, oh, you're 5B. And I realize, oh, you're next to me.
And he goes, great, my name is. And he introduces.
So I know. And like, going to be honest.
He had good energy, but I have to explain.

Immediately, no.

So I'm also flying to, like, to Jacksonville.

And immediately he's like, what are you doing going to Jacksonville?

And I can't lie.

Like, I couldn't think of a live why I'd be going to Jacksonville.

So I was just like, whatever.

So we start talking.

And then when you're with anyone over 50 on an airplane and they like talking, they will inevitably bring out their phone and start showing photos of their family. And I get very nervous when they start willy nilly scrolling the phone.
I'm like, what is going to pop up? I'm like, have you never taken a nude phone? I get very nervous. And they're just going all, and they're like, oh, this, oh, that, oh, that.
So we're doing that thing and I'm like, it's okay. Sometimes I feel bad because their font, their text font is so big, and I'm like, I'm not even trying to read your text to Marianne.
But, yeah, stop and get butter on the way home. So he was actually, like, he ended up being, like, funny, so we're, like, laughing together.
But, again, we're past the point where I can just, like, put my headphones in. And then something happens happens and he starts talking about one of his daughters.
And he starts crying. What? No.
So I can't get out of the conversation at that point. So you start crying.
But it was like it was too early for me to like tap him. Like I felt that weird.
So I just kind of sat there. He's crying.
And then I said something like, good, men should cry more. This is 7 a.m.
But he's crying. I think I said men should cry more.
So he's this like tough, like Italian guy. And he's like, I just love my daughter.
She's been through a lot. And so I'm sitting there thinking, I can't wait to tell.
I was like, he was crying. But I'm texting Stuart, who was with me.
And Stuart, I'm like, I'm with a talker. And she goes, on the headphones I go not gonna work right now he's crying cause I would be leaving he probably got the deltie shrimp you know he probably thought about the shrimp so then he's that was just the beginning then he talks to me about like all his different wives that he's had what happened to his daughter specifically she was just went through a hard time she went through a hard time just knows the family, I don't want to get into it, but I know all of it.
Yeah. Did he live in Florida? No.
I think he was just doing some work thing. And then I was like, and I haven't told him anything about me, by the way.
Like, I'm at zero. I mean, how could you even get a word in? And then he's inviting me to visit the family.
And then I basically was like, I gotta, I gotta take a nap. Because it's 7.05.
And I'm like, how does this... Was he drinking? You know, he did.
I think he was... I think he's now looking back.
Because, you know, I'm like, I can never tell. You're so naive sometimes.
I'm so naive. I think he was hammered.
Yeah, I would say... Because he was asking me.
He said he couldn't get alcohol. They weren't letting him get it at first.

Well, because he was drunk.

Like, it's a liability for the airline.

Now everything's making sense.

But also you're like, I just want to go to sleep.

He's like pulling nips out of his pocket.

He's like, don't worry about this.

This is fine.

Can you order me an orange juice?

They won't get me one.

I know what I'm doing.

Like, no, how you get yourself in these these situations you always end up with a talker i think because i have a friendly resting phase yeah see i don't because i never talked to anyone on a plane everyone talks to me then i was flying back from little rock and i sit down and the guy's in my seat this man's in my seat but i'm traumatized from the last flight i said i'm not even bringing it up I'm sitting in this seat yep I'm sitting there 10 minutes in he goes oh my god am I in your seat and he has like a beer set up like this guy's got his whole I was like oh it's totally fine he goes oh my I feel horrible he's your Victoria Beckham you're like that's your seat this is our friendship seat he goes I'm so sorry ma'am and I was like don't call me that and he was like I'll switch with you I go sir if I really wanted to switch with you I would have thrown your beer off and we would have had a moment but I'm totally fine and we can we can stop it right here yeah I pass out wake up the woman behind me you know when you're all standing yeah the woman behind me goes I hear something like and I'm like I, I turn, she goes, you really slept the whole time, didn't you? I'm like, oh my God, I need to go back to New York. No.
Because in front of everyone. I need to go back to New York where no one gives a fuck about me.
Like in front of everyone, she's pointing, I'm like, first of all, you're behind me. How'd you know I was sleeping? Did you watch me sleep the whole time? And then she's like, you really were passed out there.
What airline were you flying? Delta. Something's going on with Delta.
And then she goes did you did you wake up for the 3 a.m.? And I was like what? She's like for 3 a.m.? I go yes I did. And she goes I'll do it.
And then I looked at her I was like I want to go home. I want to go home.
Hannah this is how I feel every fucking time I'm on. You go to Charleston.
Yes. Because these people are so nice, but it's so not appropriate.
So inappropriate. Imagine calling someone out for sleeping privately on their plane.
Charleston to New York. No, it's New York to Charleston.
Everyone's best friends by the end of it. They're holding hands.
They know everyone's family. They're all inviting each other to dinner.
They're chatting. They're chatting.
They're all in, like, white jeans. They all have a cardigan over their shoulder, and they're just, like, all talking about, like, their tennis schedules.
And they're holding something that is, what's it called with the initials? They put their initials. A monogram? Monogram.
Something's monogrammed. Something's monogrammed.
Their own babies monogrammed on their forehead. Sometimes I've even texted Craig and been like, this is exactly why I can't move down here.
Because the people on my flight. Now, Charleston to New York, we're getting shit done.
We're going back home. Okay? It's business men.
They have things to take care of. I'm like, yeah, let's

come on. Let's get this going.
Also, I got mad at a man because I went on one of those

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Like I know a good train.

Yep. And one thing I know about a train is I'm going to hold on to the railing.
Yeah. yeah okay i don't care how tough you think you are and this man stands in the middle and tries to like surf it like no hands on anything and guess who's right behind him me yeah i'm looking at this fucking dumbass and i'm looking at him and i go this man's gonna trip you fall on and he's gonna fall on me and he's gonna be all sorry but we could have prevented this if you weren't such a dickwad.
Yeah, and you just held on. What is it? Is it too feminine to hold on? You're going to turn into a girl.
Yeah, like brace yourself. Brace yourself.
So he fucking stumbles onto me. Yeah, of course he did.
And I had, so it was not a good day. It was not a good day for travel for me.
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I moved into my new apartment. You did an Easter egg a little.
I don't know if it's Easter egg, but you posted a video video with a chandelier just like out of nowhere, like no explanation, just a massive chandelier. And I just said, Hey, good morning.
Good morning. Um, I will die in this apartment.
It's the greatest thing I've ever owned. It's my favorite thing I've ever, it's just, tell me everything.
I love it. Like, what do you love about it? Everything.
I love everything about it. Does it smell good? It's so funny you brought that up because I forget who it was.
I think maybe it was Taylor. She said to me, and I've never, like, connected to her more on a level.
She goes, have you decided the smell of this place? And I looked at her and I go, I literally haven't. Like, what's its signature smell? Like, what is its signature smell? I haven't picked out my candles or my candles or like my diffusers yet I don't know what it smells like that is the bougiest shit I've ever heard cause mine smells like my fart that's what my apartment smells like my old apartment had a very signature smell yeah well you had that huge candle that was always lit but also like worrisome definitely.
No. Maybe.
Well I guess like if someone tripped. Yeah things could have gone up in flames for sure.
Things could have went awry. Yeah things didn't.
But they didn't. So I haven't figured out a signature smell but the day I actually moved I wasn't around which was amazing.
I had to like work all day. So my mom came down, did my whole move, like, with my assistant.
I get home, which is just, like, the bougiest. Guys, why are you laughing at me? That's a dream come true.
No, I know. I literally left from one apartment in the morning at 7 a.m.
and then went home to a new one. I was like, you guys haven't figured this all out yet.
We've been unboxed everything? So I, like, working the whole day, I get home. I walk in the front door.
And my mom is just, like, so cute. She goes, we had, like, a small problem.
And I was like, what? And she was like, someone made Josephine cry, which is my assistant. And I go, I go, what? Who made her cry? so my mom is like trying to be like quiet because she like didn't want Josephine to hear her like telling me the story.
And essentially what happened is. Look, Josephine is family.
Someone. You don't fuck with my family.
I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered that the doorman was bringing up and was unloading them. And another doorman said, like yelled at my assistant saying like, he's not doing that.
Like it's the mover's job or something. She was like, oh, I didn't ask him to do it.
Like I would have done it myself. It was a whole like miscommunication.
But the cutest freaking thing was my mom was like, and she's like, I don't know if she's like, okay, this was like hours after it happened. Like I got home like five hours after my mom was like and she's like I don't know if she's like okay this was like hours after it happened like I got home like five hours after it was like when you see your mom after you fall on the playground and you can't find her she was in a different room when I got home and so then I walked in the room that she was in and I looked at her and she looked at me and I said what happened are you okay and she just hysterically cried she was like I know that I should be tougher but I am really on my field and I go I'll burn the

whole fucking building down I go I don't care if I just moved in I'll burn it down and then I had

a thought that like I will be arrested at one of my children's schools like there is just no way

my kids are going to be born go all the way through high school and I'm not going to be like

Thank you. I will be arrested at one of my children's schools.
Like, there is just no way my kids are going to be born, go all the way through high school, and I'm not going to be like, Mr. Sorbo, you can't come to the field today.
Like, you're a problem. There's a restraining order.
I'll fight a kid. Like, I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter.
I also grew up with, well, my mom will just call.

And when my mom calls, then you're really in for it.

Like all through school, I would be like,

okay, well, my mom will be calling. See, I remember in like first, second grade,

I started to be kind of naughty.

And then I'd get in trouble.

And it was all about getting to my mom

before the teacher could get to my mom.

Do you remember that?

No, that's an extreme sport. I just was walking and I'm like, let's go, mom, we gotta go, we gotta go home, we gotta go now, I got a lot of homework.
And they'd be like, Miss Berner? Miss Berner, can I speak? And I'm like, fuck, motherfucker. Don't believe anything.
But she's like, she's crazy, don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher, so she always took the teacher's side.
Okay, I had a Kim who was not a teacher. Can I just tell you this one story and I'll never forget it? I cheated so bad.
I cheated so fucking bad on a project. How old were you? High school.
It was Spanish class. I'll never forget it.
That teacher was such a fucking bitch to me. We had to make a brochure in Spanish.
So you know what I did? I went on a hotel website in Spain

and I printed out their brochure

and I handed it to her

and I said,

here you go.

Here's a Spanish brochure.

She calls my mom.

She was like,

Paige obviously cheated.

Like she couldn't have written this.

And my mom goes,

how do you know?

Prove it.

How do you know?

She didn't write it.

Prove it.

Then later I said to my mom,

I was like,

I did cheat.

She goes, I don't care. She's not going to call me.
And here's the only reason my mom did that. And she would have never done that if it was like a different subject.
She didn't like that teacher. She didn't like that teacher.
And that teacher was talking shit about me at a dinner randomly. And my high school boyfriend's mom was at that dinner and said are you talking about Paige DeSorbo we love her and so I found this I was like a teacher is talking shit about me in high school I can't do the small town shit I was like wait sorry I cheated in your ninth grade Spanish class you were literally so mean to me I do have to say the fact that we've all taken spanish and none of us can speak it maybe we need a new methodology maybe we all should just go to spain and like actually learn it because or maybe they could hire someone that works at rosetta stone to come into the schools i mean or someone who can actually speak spanish because i think i've had some teachers they can't speak spanish no No.
I'm like her name is... Stephanie? No.
My teacher has not a lick of Spanish blood in her. You can't just keep telling me to read the Spanish textbook.
That is so funny. My mom, as a teacher, would be like, I'd have an essay due and she'd be like, can I take a look at it? And I'd be like, are you sure you want to look at it? And she'd be like, mm, I just want to take a look at it.
She'd give it back to me and it's just red lines everywhere and she'd be like just do it again I think you could do better so like couldn't go to sleep until I got it right were you really smart yeah well I don't think I was smart I was really like were you naturally smart like you didn't like if you I was naturally smart but I wasn't good at memorizing things and I wasn't like I didn't care like I didn't wasn't didn't care but I just wanted to get A's like I was obsessed with getting A's wait this is why we're best friends because that's I'm the complete opposite but we had the same end goal we just wanted to be better than everyone else I was just competitive like I just show up and I said like I don't give a fuck about World War 4 I don't know what this is but I will do it to the best of my ability and I will forget I will forget it when I leave the test, but I will be at the top. I'm like, where's the list of the summa cum laude? That's where I want to be.
One time I cheated on a test so badly. Cheated off another girl that they made me retake the test with one of my other friends because they thought we cheated together.
Well, we both failed. Okay.
They called my mom. And my mom goes, oh, that's so funny.
She has a learning disability. And they go, we don't think she does.
She goes, yep. No, she does.
And she forgot everything after she originally took the test. And that's why she failed the second one.
And I was like, mom, I cheated. And she goes, please, you have a learning disability.
Wait, I'm crying. There was always that one kid that definitely didn't have a learning disability that was getting like two hours longer for tests.
That was me. I was like, I need extra time.
I can't read good. No, I didn't care either.
But I wanted to be. People would cheat off of me.
I would have. But I was like, I liked it.
We would have been such a good duo because i could memorize

see i can't memorize shit yeah but i would i knew how to like write and stuff because i couldn't read so i literally my only defense i never cheated i never cheated till college because college i actually didn't have time to study for the first time because of tennis so i was like showing up to things after like missing tons of classes because i was 15 years in I was a pro.

You were a professional.

In college, I hired people to do that. showing up to things after missing tons of classes because I had to.
I was 15 years in. You were a professional.

You were a professional.

In college, I hired people to take classes.

I don't have to say all of it.

Why?

My college is done.

They're done.

Wait, your college actually got canceled.

They got canceled.

They were like, sorry, we're not a college anymore.

And I was like, great.

Let me tell you all the ways I cheated.

I would take online classes and then I would hire my cousin,

who was very, very smart, to take my classes online. And I would pay him.
Well, online classes, they did that to themselves. They did that to themselves.
Like that was just badly planned. I one time took an online class, paid my cousin to take it.
The only. Are you using your modeling money to pay them? Yeah.
I was just like, I don't need to buy the book. I bought a person to take the class.

So he takes the whole class from me and he goes, okay,

only thing is at the end of the year you have to actually go in person

to take the final.

And then I go, okay, what do I have to get on the final to pass the class?

And he was like, well, you only have to get like a 50

because I did pretty good in the class.

I walked in, Hannah, got exactly a 50.

He goes, I don't even know how you did that. I go, well, I don't know anything.
So I think I got 20 points for just writing my fucking name. And I graduated college.
And it's all about delegating. Okay? Life is about delegating.
And it's so funny because I'm bad at delegating. And you're better than me at delegating.
Yeah. Because I was a self-starter.
We can't do it all. No.
And you have to know what your weaknesses are. And like you expect me to look good every day? I can't do it all.
I can't do taxes. Look good.
See my thing is my dad was like cared so much about tennis so he was like tough with me with tennis but could not give a shit about school. Because he'd be like yeah I don't do it.
Whatever. But I'd be like, he's being chill about this.
But then my mom would show up and my mom, anything I did with tennis, she's like, I'm proud of you, I love you. Yeah.
School, she'd be like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. So I, I think my parents knew deep down I was like stupid that to not push me because I genuinely couldn't do it.
But this is the thing. I don't, I don't think you're stupid.
I think you like to play stupid. I will, Hannah, if there stupid.
Hannah. I don't mean to call you out.
No, if there's one thing, I love second to revenge. It's playing stupid.
It's being underestimated. No, like the more you will lean into it.
I lean into it so hard. And by the time they fully feel like you don't know what's going on, you've already stolen their money, gotten god them arrested i feel like my whole persona on national television is like she's stupid and lazy and i love it so much well it's also when people don't understand your sense of humor it's like oh because they think i'm dumb which means they're dumb um my queen victoria becca my new best friend who i have a friendship bracelet with, said in a crazy line.
I literally just forgot. See, playing dumb again.
She's like, I can't remember a thought. No, I literally can't remember.
What were we just saying? About playing dumb, about getting revenge, about... I literally lost it.
No, that was actually real. I really do have a bad memory.
Wait, I literally lost it.

What the fuck did she say that it was like so good?

Like, underestimating.

I'll come back.

We'll come back to it.

I get too excited and I'm like.

Then I just freak out.

Also, Paige is wearing a baggy Ghani t-shirt right now.

And baggy jeans.

And baggy jeans.

Wait, look at these flats.

I know Hannah hates them, but I just got them from Mango. Mesh ballet flats.
They look really good for you. Thank you.
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I heard something on TikTok about good-looking parents and if they always have good-looking children and I clicked on it for you. I was like oh my god I need to know this for Paige.
No so this is the thing and it actually makes sense. If both parents are really good-looking but the man has like not super manly features.
Yeah. The daughter is beautiful but it doesn't mean the son is going to necessarily be handsome.
Interesting. Where if the guy you're with has like, you know, big jaw or like big nose.
Yeah, like strong features. Strong features, which I think Craig has.
Yeah. Then the son will be good looking and the daughter will be too.
Interesting. I learned a thing.
This was like years ago and I never forgot it and it still like freaks me out. The moment, if you were conceived at even like one minute earlier, one minute later, you would look different.
Grace gasped from the corner of the room. Why? It just like different sperm.
Oh. Is that creepy and weird? Like you would have the same like DNA, like it would be, but your features could look different.
Isn't that crazy? I know. It is crazy.
The the other day my mom actually like mentioned out of nowhere she was like well you're a Valentine's Day baby and I just like quickly looked at her and I said that's disgusting why would you say that to me and I said I already know that I'm born in November but it was like so random out of nowhere I was like how dare you say that to me do you know all of De's family are Scorpios? His mom, his dad, and his two brothers and him.

It's all Scorpios.

Oh my God, I love it.

They only had sex once a year.

Once a year.

Once a year on Valentine's Day.

No, but like what a household.

Well, that's kind of like my family.

And then we just have my brother who's a Cancer.

He just cries all the time.

No, I know.

But it's really, thank God he's a Cancer

because that's really the only other sign like we truly, truly get along with. And thank God because he lives in our house.
And I'm Scorpio rising. Yes.
So that's why I got along. Also, there was a tornado in Little Rock.
Oh my God. While we were there? While we were like performing and I was sitting with Stuart and I basically was like think about tornadoes, they're pretty crazy.
Yeah. And I was like the things wind will do to not go to therapy.
No, it's insane. Like Tasha therapists instead of becoming a fucking tornado.
Cyclone. Like oh you're just going to spin around to get your point across? And you just sit down and talk it out.
But I had so much fun. They have queso dip in Arkansas.

Like, they don't bring you chips and salsa.

They bring you chips and queso dip.

That is some middle America shit, and I fucking love it.

It's, like, heavy.

Yeah.

And then they have the sweet tea.

So, like, my stomach was not okay.

I ate Air One for the first time.

What'd you get?

Okay.

I didn't go there.

I was, like, sitting in my bed in my hotel room room and I was like, yeah, I'm over room service.

Like I'm just going to Uber Eats like something.

You can Uber Eats Air One.

Well, then it came up.

I think I was like right around the corner from it.

I fully could have walked there, but I was like, this is crazy.

Well, people don't walk in LA.

Yeah.

And I was like.

You literally get honked at.

Yeah.

I don't want to get honked at.

You walk outside and you don't get honked at and You walk out something

you don't get honked at

and you're like,

okay.

So no one's on me.

So no one's on me.

Don't take a gummy

before your flight.

I thought it was like healthy.

Is it?

It's supposed to be healthy

but I feel like you could get naughty

at any place.

I mean,

I got chicken taquitos

and they were amazing.

It was like $400.

Kind of.

Yeah. But I loved it.
I didn't get the smoothie because I was worried like it wasn't going to travel well. The Haley Beaver smoothie? Yeah.
But I got that. And then I got like hard-boiled eggs because I'm just like on a real hard-boiled egg kick.
Not to like eat together. See, I support that.
I am like obsessed with hard-boiled eggs. They're really good for you.
Did someone tell you to do it? Or are you just like— No, I've just like— Do you put salt on it? I usually like chop them up. This is like gross.
But I usually chop them up and put like hot sauce on it and just like eat them like with a fork. That's not gross at all.
Okay, good. I, you know, I do not judge any kind of food.
I eat tuna fish from a deli. Like I, yeah.
So I go to Delta Sky Lounge and I'm very into my order right now. Okay.
And by order, I mean the buffet. What they offer, yeah.
I put a ton of scrambled eggs. Like, too much.
Like, you know when you're like, if someone's on me, put more. That would be crazy.
And then I get cottage cheese next to it, ketchup, and a cantaloupe. And that is so – don't even – I'm not even.
Don't question my shit. No, I'm not even.
Chris is considering. It so good small un pequeño question are you mixing anything together or are you eating each of those things individually i mix it but not haphazardly there's a strategy to it i take the cottage cheese i dip it in the ketchup and then i put a little bit of i love when we use words that like just like so have never been used in this context and should never I'm not putting the cantaloupe in the ketchup you're not being insane but I was really thinking are you mixing like the scrambled eggs the cottage cheese and the ketchup you can but I don't did I ever tell you that I wanted to start a band? I wanted to start a business.
I was very entrepreneurial before comedy. Yeah.
And when I was in sales, I hated my job, and I wanted to start a fruit, vegetable, leather business. Pardon your most sincere pardon.
Talk about a horrible roommate. Well, I was having sex with one of them.
Wait, sorry. I'm having trouble

because you have one black stripe

just down. Oh, no.

Please look into the camera. Just one

black stripe down the lid of- Can you

fix it? It's on top. Oh, you

mean like my

cat eye? No, look

in the camera. Close your eyes.

Close your eyes so we can all see. It's just

black. It's because it's sweaty.
Oh. I've been staring at it the whole time and now I, okay.
Should we start over? The whole bottom. Okay.
So I thought, wouldn't it be so cool? You know like fruit roll-ups? Yeah. I'm like, what if I can make like a fruit roll-up but with real fruit and vegetables in it? And this was like 10 years ago.
So before it was – I think people do it now. But obviously I thought of it first.
So I started Googling and I tried to make an Instagram about like healthy foods. Oh, you're saying like this is like 10 years ago.
You made like a legit Instagram account. Instagram where I was like trying to post like smoothie recipes.
I wasn't I was literally reposting other people I was like look at this it was like a Pinterest for like I'm not making it so then I realized I can we get our hands on that Instagram babe I think I can find it it was called it was called what was it called something in smoothies or something I'll find it okay um it's still out there I also had a tie business called Spell Supply but that was before Taddy was cool. I'll find it.
Okay. It's still out there.
I also had a tie-dye business called Spill Supply, but that was before tie-dye was cool. I was ahead of my time.
I was ahead of my time. So I buy a dehydrator.
Okay. It's like $300.
Yeah, I was going to say, how much did that run you? $200 or $300. I buy a dehydrator because I'm going to practice making fruit vegetable roll-ups.
And I told everyone, I said, you're in on the ground floor if you want to buy in. So I'm like basically making smoothies.
Like take a banana and then like carrots and then like some strawberry. And I'm putting it in.
I turn the dehydrator on. It's the loudest thing you ever heard.
It's like. Yeah.
And a small apartment in Manhattan. Are you currently living with I'm living with Becca and the guy I was hooking up with.
So he was like, let her do what she wants. And Becca was like, no.
Please stop dehydrating things in our shared living space. I mean, just a picture, mental picture, coming home from a long day of work and you just see Hannah Burner in the middle of the living room being like, do you need anything dehydrated? And it was like not working.
Yeah. Like, I can't cook.
I also, there was no. Yeah.
And I just wanted to let people know that Chaser Dreams is was one of those like ADHD like yeah for seven days you were like this is my calling this is my shit like how did I not know we were moving out my mom's like what do we do with this huge dehydrator that you bought and I was like we need it and she was like for what and I was like you never know when inspiration's gonna strike do you still have it? I don't think it's gone, but it was one of those things. Look, I say, if you're going to fail, fail fast.
And I'm very good at that. Like I immediately am like, this is not working.
But, um, yep. My roommates hated me for like four days.
And I was like, this is the next apple. I was like, this is how all this documentary start.
Um you seen the TikTok trend where people are saying like girls notes apps are like the craziest place? I live for it because I would, first of all, I would never show anyone my notes app because it's just too wild and insane. And then I was scrolling and I found one of my notes apps that I haven't written in in a while.
And I literally pinned it to the top because I was like, this is a great notes app. I have a thing where it says things I want to teach my daughter.
Like certain like life lessons that I'm just like, I need to remember that like I need to teach her this specifically. And so I think everyone should have a notes app like that.
I love that you refuse to get married, but you will have a notes app list of things you're going to teach your unborn baby. No, 100%.
You need to be studied. I miss them already.
You need to be studied. I love them so much.
Actually, me and Craig got into a fight about this recently because he kept saying things like certain things the way I treat him that he was complaining about. And I said, well, first of all, how dare you? And write a formal complaint.
If you want anyone to take this seriously, write an email. You know what I'm going to do? Deny, deny, deny.
There's no one else here. It's my word versus yours.
I was bitchy to you. It's like a dick.
Watch out. Hannah will dehydrate you in three seconds.
So one of his complaints was that like when we get on a plane, I put like my noise-canceling headphones on and I like watch my stuff and I don't talk to him. See, that's immediate divorce.
Really? No, if he tried to talk to me. Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, we know each other. What are we catching up on? I tell Des sometimes it'll be cute and be like trying to figure out that we sit next to each other.

I go, why are we sitting next to each other?

We're not talking on the plane.

I want a window seat.

He's like, was like really upset about it.

And he goes, well, I just like, I hope.

And then he hits me with this.

I hope you don't put your noise canceling headphones on when you get on a plane with your children.

And I go, first of all, I literally took a beat. I go, I'm going to prepare myself for this because you don't even know what's about to come to you.
I said, I don't know how many times I have to remind you. I did not give birth to you specifically.
So the way I treat you is going to be very different than the people that I've created in my womb for nine months. I go, when I get on the plane with them, I plan on having snacks, coloring books, we're doing puzzles.
We're practicing words. I go, you're going to lose your mind how much I talk to them on a plane.
What did you want to talk about? Exactly. And I don't even care to ask because I've already, I'm three episodes deep in a show I'm like what?

I'll talk to you when we get there

Also like I

because I'm trying to

think of jokes like my notes app is

I literally just pulled up the first one it says

the bible talk about a New York

Times bestseller

That's the start of a really great bet

I feel it. And under it I wrote

Roman Empire men having sex

Thank you. That is the start of a really great bet.
I see it. And then under it I wrote, Roman Empire, men having sex.
And then I wrote, then I'll take notes about like things that go well. And I'll be like, lesbian jokes with crowd.
Oh, I wrote, I have a problem with lobotomies. Why can't we get them anymore? Okay, good.
But some of them make no sense. It'll be like angry squirrel.
And I'm like, what did I mean? Yeah, what did I mean? Oh, God. Anyway.
Anywho. Anywho.
I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Oh, really? Do you ever watch it? I did.
It's hard to get through the first three episodes. three episodes.
Because so much is going on? It's like they're creating tension of, like, what he— They're building up, like, what— Yeah. And Des is like, you have to appreciate when they're, like, building tension for a storyline.
And I was like— Is Des watching it with you? Yeah. Had he seen it before? Yeah.
That's really nice of him. Oh, no.
He loves finding things that he loved that I've never seen and seeing it through my lens. Wait, I love that.
I have shows I just want to watch with him. That's so nice.
We don't have the same taste, but once we find a show, we'll go forever with it. Okay, Craig won't watch anything that the ending isn't happy.
No, I'm not kidding. He won't watch something,

unless it's like war,

he'll watch anything

that has to do with war.

He loves war.

And that's his lot.

That's more complicated.

And that's the male species.

Wait, so does he Google

what the ending is?

Like we'll watch the trailer

and he'll say,

that's too intense for me.

Like, no, I can't watch it.

It's too intense.

He's such a sensitive soul.

And I'm like, okay, we'll put on Teletubbies again for the sixth time for me. Put on Mrs.
Rachel. He comes home watching Mrs.
Rachel. You just, you give him an iPad.
No, so we can't watch anything because I like things that are like dark and like, I'm like, oh my God. Can story I told before just to wrap it up this is my favorite thing to do I went on a date with one of my exes and he took me to a Broadway play do you remember this story basically it was like the first half finishes and there's intermission and I'm enjoying it and he looks at me and he goes it's so obvious what's gonna happen and I was like really cause like he's smart I'm like really I didn't see what's gonna happen And he goes, it's so obvious what's going to happen.
And I was like, really? Because he's smart. I was like, I'm like, really? I didn't see what's going to happen.
He goes, obviously the main character is going to kill himself. And I was like, what? I didn't see that.
And he's like, it's so fucking obvious. And I was like, oh my god.
The character was going through something, but I was like, I don't think he's going to off himself. And he's like, this is clearly going towards a suicide.
And's not what happened no one died yeah the whole time I'm like when is this flipper gonna come I did this not too long ago no me and Craig were watching like a very nice show and I go oh she's coming back because she's gonna kill herself and Craig looked at me and he was like I don't think so and then she didn't because that would have been insane and I looked at him and I said sorry I think I'm going through something he goes yeah very obviously okay I'm gonna take a minute that was like two weeks ago and I was going through something. Des watches horror films though like he likes horror films and he likes um roller coasters and he likes skiing so he has a side to him yeah but it's like adrenaline whatever he wants to do without not going to therapy like let him do um okay well I feel like sometimes after Giggly, I feel like we worked out.
Oh, yeah. This was like a full exorcism.
It's like an exorcism. No, I have so much pent up over the week that I'm like, I can't wait to tell someone who fucking gets it.
Our list was getting – I get notifications. No, our list was getting out.
When no our list was getting when we write

on the list

I'll be just like

my phone will be like

Peter Sorbo added a giggly squad

and I'm like

it's like a coke

I'm like yeah

can't wait for that one

she's got something

to tell me

that's how I feel

when you write it

I'm like oh shit

she's got so much

to talk about

I need to talk about

more things

and it's always

we never remember

what it was

I can't believe

I can't remember

what that Victoria Beckham

quote was

I'll think of it

I'll put it in the news

It's like... She's got so much to talk about.
I need to talk about more things. And it's always, we never remember what it was.
I can't believe I can't remember what that Victoria Beckham quote was. I'll think of it.
I'll put it in the newsletter. I really got through everything.
I'll think of that. Well, guys, thank you for giggling with us.
Thank you for buying tickets to the tour. If you haven't yet, there's a link in our bio for shows.
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