Giggling about intimate gatherings, cheating, and bracelets

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, get your bag, gigglers? Mmm. I like that you're going into phrases.
Get your bag. I love it.
Get your bag. Paige showed up ready to record.
She said, I have stuff to say.

Speaker 1 I have a lot of things to say.

Speaker 1 I just want to make a note that I was here first and I just got off of a flight and had time to go home and shower, but I'm doing no makeup. And I texted you to ask to make sure I was coming.

Speaker 1 I love texting you,

Speaker 1 making like you're going to be late. Yeah.
And then me fully knowing I'm going to be late. Yeah.
But if you had canceled, I'd been like,

Speaker 1 well, then I got here and I texted you and I said, are you coming? Is the better question. Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's, I don't even know where to start. Well, first of all, shout out you were on ridiculousness.
Shout out, I was on ridiculousness.

Speaker 1 That was honestly like the least of what happened this weekend, which is so crazy. I have people message me being like, Paige is on ridiculousness.
I loved that.

Speaker 1 All my messages were gigglers and they're like, oh my God, we didn't know the show is still on, but we will support you. Also, like, you definitely can't spell ridiculousness.

Speaker 1 I'm about to tell a nice story. Why do you always ruin it?

Speaker 1 Please tell. Okay, so yes, I was on ridiculousness, but before that, on Friday,

Speaker 1 I get asked from, like, I get an email from my PR being like, hey, Victoria Beckham is hosting a like very small intimate gathering. Do you want to go? And I was like, I've never typed fast.

Speaker 1 But does intimate gathering immediately make you a little nervy? 100%, but I didn't even really know what that meant. Like, what is an intimate gathering? It's like conscious uncoupling.

Speaker 1 Like, no one knows.

Speaker 1 Intimate gathering could literally be 400 people. I feel like me and- You thought the White House was going to be an intimate gathering.
You thought it was going to be you and Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 Sometimes my mom will invite people to our holidays, and I'll be like, I thought it was an intimate gathering. Like, who are these fucking people that you're giving leftovers to?

Speaker 1 So that's like what I equated it with. But anyway, so I'm like, uh, yeah, I absolutely want to go.
So, in my head, I'm like, what do you wear to meet Victoria Beckham?

Speaker 1 And she's also kind of like at your top right now. No, I base my whole life on her.
Yeah, she's like your manifestation board. She was probably the very first person

Speaker 1 that I realized was like famous that I liked because

Speaker 1 the Spice Girls movie was my whole

Speaker 1 like first grade and second grade. Like, that was just on review.
Wouldn't last an hour in the asylums at the moment.

Speaker 1 I was like, that's not a Spice Girls song.

Speaker 1 I must have missed that one. When they go to boot camp, that's why I don't like rewatch it.
That's why I don't like organized sports. Should we do like a giggly squad rewatch?

Speaker 1 We should do some type of movie night. Yeah.
Where we watch something. This is an intimate gathering.
Intimate gathering of gigglers.

Speaker 1 Intimate gathering of gigglers should have been the name of our tour.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm like, what the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham? So I was like, I'm just going to go full glam. Like, I'm going to get my hair done.
I'm going to get my makeup done.

Speaker 1 I'm going in a long dress. How long did you have to prepare? I prepared for like three hours prior.
Okay. I get there.
I'm the first one there. Like, this is so fucking embarrassing.

Speaker 1 I was like, I literally kept saying to everyone, I've never been first to a party. Like, this is so embarrassing.
I think that's intimate gathering pressure. Intimate gathering pressure.

Speaker 1 Obviously, the girlies on the marketing team were gigglers. And like, that's how I got the invite because it was Victoria Beckham Beauty.
I'm not true. I'm not really a beauty influencer.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am stunning, but thank you.

Speaker 1 She goes, I'm natural. Like, I didn't need to do anything to like this beautiful.
I'm a natural beauty influencer. Thank you.
I think you are a beauty influencer. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So I sit down. I'm like talking to the only giggler that I know there.
We're like chatting the whole time. Then like everyone starts starts like filling in.
I would say it's like 15 girls in total.

Speaker 1 Some of them showed up in jeans, and I was like, okay, so I missed the

Speaker 1 gallery dress. No, I was in a floor length dress.
Part of it was sheer.

Speaker 1 I had an updo.

Speaker 1 I had a freaking,

Speaker 1 I showed a picture of Charlie Slairon for an updo. So I'm like, okay, great.
So everyone's in jeans. I'm like, have a little fucking respect.
It's Victoria.

Speaker 1 No, have some coof. Have some coof.
Victoria Beckham walks in, floor-length gown.

Speaker 1 she okay as i knew she was going yeah wait so you were right so i was right i looked at everyone else i was like no you feel weird being in jeans she looks at you you look at her and you go i guess i guess we're the only one prepared that guy what was her initial energy you want to know what now that i I already felt like I was like aligning myself with her like in my manifestations as a child, but like after meeting her, she is like a fashion girly, but like she doesn't take it seriously and like she's funny.

Speaker 1 Like she said things that were just funny. She was funny.
See, that's I'm sold. The second someone can make me laugh, I'm done.
I'm like, wait, you should run for mayor.

Speaker 1 Were you ever influenced by her, Bob? Yeah. Yes.
See, I didn't put that together. I thought, I thought you invented that.
I was literally going to be able to be like, oh, that's the page, Bob.

Speaker 1 No, Victoria Beckham is really who invented it. So it's like an, it's all, it's from four to five.
It was like a quick, which I love. Love

Speaker 1 someone brand. I was like, this is the best influencer I've ever had.
It was 12 minutes. It was 12 minutes.

Speaker 1 So she does, it's her and like this other woman who is talking about her beauty brand, and they're just like talking about stories and whatever. So then that portion's over.

Speaker 1 So they're like, Okay, like, amazing, great. And so then I was like, Okay, well, I need to get a freaking picture with Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 1 And the marketing girl was like, Okay, like we can all take pictures, you can all take pictures with her, but don't make it seem like you're like waiting in line for a picture with her.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Okay, I don't know how to do that, so I'll go first.

Speaker 1 so i was like mom okay well i'll go take a picture so i'm i walk up i'm like hi and she's like oh my god i love your bracelet and i had this sick i thought she was gonna say podcast i got excited

Speaker 1 i had this sick silver bracelet like up here on my

Speaker 1 like a warrior princess like a warrior princess and then i had like other silver bracelets like down by my wrist and she's like i love that bracelet i've been trying to find a bracelet like that immediately i take it right off I go, oh, you should try it on because it is, it was like oval shaped so that it could fit up on like your, is this your forearm?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Oh, good.
Oh, wait, no, this is your forearm. No, this is your forearm.
What is this? Your bicep. Okay, so to fit on your bicep.
So I take it off. I'm like, try it on.

Speaker 1 She puts it on. And she goes, oh my God, I love it.
Where did you get it? Obviously, I had no fucking idea where I got it.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, I don't know. My girlfriend gave it to me, but like, you can have it.
And she was like, oh my God, no, I'm not. I go, seriously, it's yours.
We take the picture.

Speaker 1 She didn't like lean in to hug for the picture. I was like, oh, okay.
So we just stood there, took the picture. Which is page coded.
Very good. Page coded.

Speaker 1 And I was like, okay, so I have a friendship razor with Victoria.com. What do you bitches in jeans have? Wait, Paige, that is incredible.
You have a friendship risle.

Speaker 1 So like, I don't know when she's going to wear it. You know when people compliment you, but.

Speaker 1 They're not literally it's like me and you like you're like I would never but I like that. Yeah.
She literally was like I need that. Yeah.
And I was like it I was like who cares?

Speaker 1 Did you give it to you? You own it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're sad as well. Oh, that's $80,000.
I haven't told her yet. I'm like, ooh, sorry.
You are missing us. What if you literally say Victoria Beckham stole my bracelet and it goes on TMZ?

Speaker 1 I like the spin of like that. We have friendship bracelets.
I like that. You're waiting for yours, though.
I'm waiting for mine. Wait, did you post the photo yet?

Speaker 1 No, because I wanted to tell the gigglers the story first.

Speaker 1 Like, I didn't want to give Instagram this Victoria Beckham and me photo. I I wanted the gigglers in on the joke first.
You actually are a genius.

Speaker 1 And well, also, like, I'm obsessed with you because I kind of did that with J-Lo, too. Like, I didn't post it until I told the gigglers.
We're really obsessed with Easter.

Speaker 1 We haven't really gotten it down. No.
But

Speaker 1 we don't know what it is. We don't know what Eastery is, but it sounds fun.

Speaker 1 No, it sounds good. And that's amazing.
And you know what's funny?

Speaker 1 I was speaking of intimate gatherings back in a couple months ago, you went went out to dinner with like Shannon Ford and Taylor and like a bunch of people. And that was your intimate gathering.

Speaker 1 And I was out of town,

Speaker 1 but I was like, obviously keeping an eye on what was going on. So I was feeling like, okay.

Speaker 1 You told me to go. I did tell you to go.
Yeah. And I was texting everyone on site.
I was like, what's that? What are we eating? What's the vibes?

Speaker 1 And Shannon, I did her podcast this morning and she was telling me about it. And she's like, Paige is just like so cool.
And I'm like, no, I know. She's so cool.
Like, she just has a vibe around her.

Speaker 1 Wait, do I come off like that? She literally goes, no, like, she's so cool. And I was like, I fully agree.
You're so cool.

Speaker 1 But then she was like, then we were all, I started saying how I don't like intimate gatherings. Yeah.
But we called it like group dinners. Yep.
And I was like, you know, you don't know when to speak.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do I let her finish before I speak? Like, what are we doing? What are the reasons? Are we all getting another round of drinks? And I only getting another round of drinks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, am I laughing too loud? Like, I just don't. Am I talking too much? And she goes, no, honestly, I feel like everyone was feeling like that except Paige.

Speaker 1 And that's when I was like, oh, and that's where you get things wrong. I go, I think Paige is actually,

Speaker 1 she's internalizing it so well. But I'm like, the fact that she thought you were just chilling on the screw dinner, I'm like, she almost didn't, I had to force her to go.

Speaker 1 No, I texted Taylor Trekker prior to, and I go, if you don't sit next to me, you're dead to me. So this is the moral of the story.
No one can tell that you're scared of intimate gatherings.

Speaker 1 Except myself. Yeah.
Except yourself. No one around you can tell you're scared of intimate gatherings.
Well, especially if you stay quiet. Like, I feel like you might have to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 Which is my literally favorite thing to do. Overspeak.

Speaker 1 Wow. Thank you.
Because some of my anxiety is like, I just told that person everything there is to know about me. They know my blood type, and I don't even know it.

Speaker 1 And that's you literally saying the littlest thing. Yeah.
Paige, could you live a day in my body? Well,

Speaker 1 I, you actually, I feel like, don't talk as much as you think you do. You talk in settings that, like, talking needs to be happening.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But, like, when you're chilling and, like, we're just together, we're not sans, like, recording giggly squad. We're not speaking.

Speaker 1 You know we filmed an entire season of an of a reality tv show during covid and we shared a room and i think we spoke three words to each other in like a week span that was a hard week that we were going that was our craziest week we only spoke in love island episodes we were watching love island

Speaker 1 And we didn't even ask to go to the next episode. We would just go.
We didn't even text anyone to see like...

Speaker 1 We didn't even get, you didn't even ask if I wanted food. The food would disappear.

Speaker 1 It's so funny because we had such different weeks, but I feel like you're not done. I'm not done.
Continuum. I see that you have Jennifer Garner on the list.
I have Jennifer Garner on the list.

Speaker 1 Oh, because I saw that Jennifer Garner followed Giggly Squad. Okay.
Was it a mistake?

Speaker 1 So I go to the LA Fashion Awards, which are also another, not a larger intimate gathering, but like kind of an intimate gathering. Like I didn't know what to expect.

Speaker 1 Did you know there was an LA Fashion Awards? I did because like I'd seen it on Instagram. It's like Daily Front Rose.

Speaker 1 And it's very, it's so girly. It's like stylist of the year, makeup artists of the year.
And it's like fun. Like, Chris Jenner got up and like gave a speech.
What? Doja Cat got up and like gave

Speaker 1 and presented an award. I can't pull it off, but I love her style.
She brought a suitcase on the red carpet as an accessory, and I loved it. No, like you can only respect the game.
It was so good.

Speaker 1 So I'm, so I get there, and my PR was there. And I, as I'm walking in, I realize, cool, I don't know know a single person here.

Speaker 1 So usually like my PR will like help me do the red carpet, do interviews, and then she's like out. And I was like, no, you have to stay with me the whole time because I'm like freaking out.

Speaker 1 I don't know. You want to sit at a table? No, it was like seats, but I like still was like, I don't know anyone.
Like anyone. And while Shannon Ford is like pages, literally

Speaker 1 inside. I'm like,

Speaker 1 hi, mom.

Speaker 1 You're holding on to her ankle. You're like, ma'am.
So we like go and sit down. And I'm in like the third row.
And so I'm sitting and I'm talking to my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 And I just happen to like turn and Jennifer Garner is just literally smack dab in front of me, like about to sit in her seat. And I go, hi.

Speaker 1 And she goes, hi. And I go, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 I said hi to you. Like, I know you.
I don't know you, but hi. I don't, I know you, but I, I don't, you know, you don't know me.
I know that I know you. You know that I know you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, I thought I knew you because you're so pretty. And I like just thought, oh, there is no way I don't know this person.
And I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 I'm just being like, sorry, I know the most beautiful people in the world. So I assume.
Yeah. She's like, I just like thought I knew you were so really beautiful, I know.
And I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Did you say no, those probably had a burner? And then I went to say, I think you follow Giggly Squad, but then someone came up. So this was before.
This is

Speaker 1 after. So then some, but someone came up and started talking to her.
And I didn't want to just like three seconds later be like, maybe you follow Giggly Squad. Maybe Ready News.

Speaker 1 Before you poker, you go, hey, sorry. About like five minutes ago.
You talk about me being gorgeous. Let's just go back.
What's her hair like? I want a vision.

Speaker 1 She just looked like her, like she, then she got up and gave a speech because she was presenting her friend with hairstylist of the year.

Speaker 1 And she's hilarious. Really? Like, her speech was so fun.
She's a giggler, obviously. Wait, when she came back, were you like, good speech?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't because she was like another round ahead of me but like in my head i was like good job john good job um celeste barber hosted it she was wait people don't talk about celeste barber enough no i watched her netflix show while mania yeah that did not get picked up which is a travesty if you haven't watched it watch it it's so funny she's so

Speaker 1 Was she just like going off? She was so funny. And then I felt sometimes when I'm in like rooms where it's like fashion and it's like glam and it's just like all of these things.

Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, I'm a podcaster.

Speaker 1 Like I I can't wait to talk to my friend about all of this because like sometimes I feel very in the middle of like, I don't take it as seriously.

Speaker 1 And like, I felt like Celeste was making hilarious jokes and they were going

Speaker 1 right over everyone's head. But I was like, that's hilarious.
Like, I was fully laughing like it was a comedy show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Chris Jenner was there and it was like so cold in the room. And she was like, Chris Jenner's cold.
Like, are you kidding? Like, how are we, how are we not fixing this?

Speaker 1 Like, she just had such good quippy. Where was Chris sitting? She was in the front row.

Speaker 1 What was her vibe? What was the vibe?

Speaker 1 Just like, just like a mom. Like, normal.
Like, yeah, just like there, like, about to present her award for, I think she was presenting, like, makeup artist innovator something, something. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 But, like, it was just so normal. It was, everyone's, like, friends were winning the award.
Yeah, so it was, like, cute. Yeah, it was cute.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, Jennifer Garner, like, her hairstyle, she'd been working with for like 20 years. And she's like, I'm so excited to present this.

Speaker 1 Also, it's cool because I feel like the makeup artists and the hair artists like on their art stylist

Speaker 1 they don't they don't get they don't get recognition when like I think they most recently started tagging stylists on red carpets but before it was just the person yeah and like hair stylists were getting up and they were like

Speaker 1 I've

Speaker 1 I forget who it was Sarah Michelle Geller got up to present an award and she and it was for makeup artists of the year and she was like I've been to more countries with my makeup artist than my husband like we have been on more trips together.

Speaker 1 We've experienced more things together. And also it means you have to be like a pretty good person to be picked to be like a hair person or makeup person because it's such an intimate personality.

Speaker 1 No, it's so intimate. Like they're touching your head.
If you get picked to be someone's like full time. No, I think like Mitchell and Taylor know every single person I loathe.

Speaker 1 And if they don't loathe the same people, you're like, actually, I'm not free tomorrow. Right.
Also, can we discuss the tour for one second? Okay. We announce our tour.
It's so exciting.

Speaker 1 There's mania. I have this feeling, like, and I go, for a second, I swear to God, I go, did I forget to get Giggly Squad tickets?

Speaker 1 No. For a full second, I was like, did I forget to get in line at Ticketmaster to get my tickets for Giggly Squad? No, I had a moment where I was like, what is the Giggly Squad code?

Speaker 1 What is the pre-snow code? Like, is that confusing? No. So anyway, we love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 We're adding additional dates. We're pushing to add more cities.
It's all like an availability thing with these theaters.

Speaker 1 Yes, like any city we're not going to, it's not because we loathe you or your city.

Speaker 1 Talking to you, Seattle.

Speaker 1 No, like it just doesn't work out with like the venue. It's not like we want to go everywhere, but certain venues are booked.
Like December, there's a lot of Christmas stuff happening.

Speaker 1 So like we couldn't get certain venues, whatever.

Speaker 1 Okay, it's called Club Giggly, which we're so excited about.

Speaker 1 And I had a thing in the back of my head where I'm like, if this is up on on billboards are people gonna think it's a strip club and then someone tagged us in the parks casino one i think in like pennsylvania and parks casino it's a huge x that's like their logo and it says club giggly with us and then it just says get tickets and i'm like this is backfiring it it fully looks like we're like we're ladies of the night we're ladies of the night which we support

Speaker 1 i kind of Love it. It's like a lot.
I love it as long as the right people are coming. No, I hope people think it's like a live only.
Burlesque show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do we make a burlesque? Wait, if there is a

Speaker 1 feathers, a chair,

Speaker 1 slippers. If there is a man just in the front row being like, I thought this was a burlesque show.

Speaker 1 Take your clothes off.

Speaker 1 Like Ferris Gump when she's playing with like... Who?

Speaker 1 Who's a Ferris Gump Report? Who the fuck is Ferris Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump. Sorry, who's Ferris? Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
You know what, guys? I just woke up from a nap. I can't.
So anyway,

Speaker 1 our next show show will have

Speaker 1 Labia out.

Speaker 1 Speaking of LA, I feel like I'm always ever there for like 48 hours. Like never.
Crazy. It's just like an insane.
And like that flight is, it's basically time travel.

Speaker 1 And like, I don't get having time. But somehow you like lose time in the end.

Speaker 1 Somehow you're just like, I'm tired. Like, how did this happen that I like need a nap?

Speaker 1 And I realized something on my flight this morning.

Speaker 1 One, if you're a straight man and you're anywhere in in the vicinity of me and I'm putting my luggage into the overhead car, overhead bin and you're not helping me, you're dead to me.

Speaker 1 I don't respect you as a human. And I hope your house burns down.
That's actually, that's really intense. I don't hope your house burns down, but I hope like you stub your toe.
leaving the airplane.

Speaker 1 So that's the first thing. Or your leg like goes numb, you know, like, and then you like have to walk awkwardly for like three minutes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so there was like three men like right around and they were like putting their stuff up too.

Speaker 1 And they see me like, like I actually physically make noise because I'm like, this is, I can barely reach it. See, I'll be like, I got this, let alone pull it up.
I'm like, okay, cool. I'll do it.

Speaker 1 Got it. You probably broke eight nails.
I was like, this is why there's a wage gap.

Speaker 1 And then I realized, then they like come around and they're like, okay, like, do you want to do like the meal service? And I was like, okay, well, it is like 5.45. And like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 And then I realized, like, if you can eat really early in the morning, I don't trust you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like if you can sit on a plane and you have just gotten there and it's 5.30 and you're like, I'll take the eggs benedict. No.

Speaker 1 But part of me also is like, sometimes if you fall asleep, they'll be like, you missed it.

Speaker 1 That's true. And then I happened to be on the way there.
I go, what do we do here?

Speaker 1 I go, I know you have a braised short rib in the fucking back. Heat it up in the microwave.

Speaker 1 And if Delta tries to push the shrimp appetizer appetizer on me one more time, I'm actually calling management because it's offensive. It's rude.
They've had shrimp for a year.

Speaker 1 I don't know what, who they're in bed with,

Speaker 1 what shrimp company that's supplying Delta with all their

Speaker 1 appetizers, but like they need to be stopped. And I think it's a job for.

Speaker 1 Because they run out of the popular good ones. And then there's always the weird one that if you're sitting in the back, you end up with.
I literally look around to see who's eating the shrimp.

Speaker 1 and then you report them because it's

Speaker 1 that's insane it's not okay my problem is i will not order it that early like it would make me nauseous but if somehow the food ends up in front of me i like can't not eat it same and i feel like you've given me your weird like what if i'm hungry thing

Speaker 1 so like and like biggest fear in life like specifically in airports i think about you and only you

Speaker 1 i think about you and only you and what like you would do in situations So, like, I had like 15 minutes before I had to board, and I was like, well, I need to go to Hudson News and get all the snacks because I'm on here for six hours.

Speaker 1 And what if I'm hungry? No, no, only knowing I sleep the whole time. So then I get to my hotel room and I'm like, why do I have all these charcuterie boards? Did you buy him headphones? Not this time.

Speaker 1 I remembered my headphones this time. Good.
I actually have a crazy,

Speaker 1 crazy story. It was 6:30 a.m.
My thing is, if you talk before 7 a.m., it's a problem.

Speaker 1 Someone was meditating next to me. Oh, we kind of love that.
Yeah. I said, put a socket on it.
Like, out loud? No, just like,

Speaker 1 no, he was sitting close to me. He thought he was better than you saw.
He thought he was better than me. His hands were up.

Speaker 1 That's performative. I wanted to be like, we're on our way back to New York.
Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
Just wrap it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Get out of here.
No.

Speaker 1 I don't like that at all. No, I didn't like it at all.
That's very unnerving. It was uncomfortable.
Because then I was like, should I be meditating?

Speaker 1 Are we going to, what do you know that we don't don't know that you're meditating right now on this cross-country flight? What are you preparing for?

Speaker 1 So I get on the flight really early and I put my own bag up. Classic.
And there's a guy behind me, like a man, like a 60-year-old man. And he takes his paper ticket, which is the first red flag.

Speaker 1 And he goes, what seat am I to me? To you. And at first, I'm like, this is insane, but like, whatever.
And I go, oh, you're 5B. And then I realize, oh, you're next to me.

Speaker 1 And he goes, great, my name is

Speaker 1 introduces. So I know.
And like, I'm be honest, he had good energy, but I have to explain. Immediately now.
So I'm also, I'm flying to like, to Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 And immediately he's like, what are you doing going to Jacksonville? And I can't lie. Like, I couldn't think of a live why I'd be going to Jacksonville.
So I was just like, I entered, whatever.

Speaker 1 I love to do that.

Speaker 1 We start talking. And then when you're with anyone over 50 on an airplane and they like talking, they will inevitably bring out their phone and start showing photos of their family.

Speaker 1 And I get very nervous when they start willy-nilly scrolling the phone. I'm like, what is going to pop up? I'm like, have you never taken a nude?

Speaker 1 I get very nervous. And they're just going all and they're like, oh, this, oh, that, oh, that.
So we're doing that thing. And I'm like, it's okay.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I feel bad because their font, their text font is so big. And I'm like, I'm not even trying to read your text to Marianne.
But yeah, stop and get butter on the way home.

Speaker 1 So he was actually like, he ended up being like funny. So we're like laughing together.
But again, we're past the point where I can just like put my headphones in.

Speaker 1 And then something happens and he starts talking about his, one of his daughters and he starts crying.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 what? Like, no. So I can't get out of the conversation at that point.

Speaker 1 But it was like, it was too early for me to like. tap him.
Like I felt that weird. So I just kind of sat there.
He's crying. And then I said something like, good, men should cry more.
This is 7 a.m.

Speaker 1 But he's crying because

Speaker 1 I think I said men should cry more. So he's this like tough, like Italian guy.
And he's like, I just love my daughter.

Speaker 1 And she's been through a lot. And so I was sitting there thinking, I can't wait to tell.
I was like, he was crying. But now I'm texting Stuart, who was with me.

Speaker 1 And Stuart, I'm like, I'm with a talker. And she goes, just put on the headphones.
I go, not going to work right now. He's crying because I would be leaving.
He probably got to talk to shrimp.

Speaker 1 You know, he probably thought about the shrimp. So then he's, that was just the beginning.
Then he talks to me about like all his different wives that he's had.

Speaker 1 What happened to his daughter specifically? She was just went through a hard time. She went through a hard time.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I just in case anyone knows the family, I don't want to get into it, but I know all of it. Yeah, did he live in Florida? No, I think he was just doing some work thing.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, and I haven't told him anything about me, by the way. Like, I'm at zero.
I mean, how could you even get a word? And then he's invited me to visit the family.

Speaker 1 And then I basically was like, I got a, I gotta take a nap

Speaker 1 because it's 7:05.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, how does this work? Was he drinking? You know, he did. I think he was, I think he now looking back, because you know how I'm like, I can never tell you.
You're so naive. I'm so naive.

Speaker 1 I think he was hammered. Yeah.
I would say. Because he was asking me, he said he couldn't get alcohol.
They weren't letting him get it at first. Well, because he was drunk.

Speaker 1 It's a liability for the airline. Now everything's making sense.
But also, you're like, I just want to go to sleep.

Speaker 1 He's like pulling nips out of his pocket he's like don't worry about this this is fine can you order me an orange juice they won't give me one i know what i'm doing like know how you get yourself in these situations you always end up with a talker i think because i have a friendly resting phase yeah see i don't because i never talk to anyone on a plane everyone talks to me then i was flying back from little rock

Speaker 1 And I sit down and the guy's in my seat. This man's in my seat.
But I'm traumatized from the last flight. I said, I'm not even bringing it.
Yeah. I'm sitting in this seat.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And I'm sitting there 10 minutes minutes in he goes oh my god am i in your seat and he has like a beer set up like disgusting

Speaker 1 i was like oh it's totally fine he goes oh my i feel horrible he's your victoria backup like that's your seat

Speaker 1 this is our friendship seat he goes i'm so sorry ma'am and i was like no don't call me that and he was like you i'll switch with you i go sir if i really wanted to switch with you i would have i would have thrown your beer off and we would have had a moment but i'm totally fine and we can we can stop it right here yeah i pass out, wake up.

Speaker 1 The woman behind me, we're all, you know, when you're all standing? Yeah. The woman behind me goes, I hear something like, wow, mom.
And I'm like, I turn.

Speaker 1 She goes, you really slept the whole time, didn't you? I'm like, oh my God. I need to go back to New York.
No, because in front of everyone.

Speaker 1 I need to go back to New York where no one gives a fuck about me. Like in front of everyone, she's pointing.
I'm like, first of all, you're behind me. How'd you know I was sleeping?

Speaker 1 Did you watch me sleep the whole time?

Speaker 1 And then she's like, you really were passed out there. What airline were you flying? Delta.
Something's going on with Delta. And then she goes, did you, uh,

Speaker 1 did you wake up on for the 3 a.m.? And I was like, what? She's like, for 3 a.m. I didn't know what she said.
I go, yes, I did.

Speaker 1 And she goes, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 And then I looked at her. I was like, I want to go home.
I want to go home. Hannah, this is how I feel every fucking time.
You got Charleston. Yes.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 these people are so nice, but it's so not.

Speaker 1 appropriate. It's so inappropriate.
Imagine calling someone out for sleeping privately on their plane. Charleston to New York.
No, it's New York to New York. Everyone's best friends by the end of it.

Speaker 1 They're holding hands. They know everyone's family.
They're all inviting each other to dinner. They're chatting.
They're chatting. They're all in like white jeans.

Speaker 1 They all have a cardigan over their shoulder. And they're just like all talking about like their tennis schedule.
And they're holding something that is, what's it called with the initials?

Speaker 1 They put their initials. Monogram.
Monogram. Something.

Speaker 1 Something's monograms. Monogram.

Speaker 1 Their own babies monogrammed on their forehead sometimes i've even texted craig and been like this is exactly why i can't move down here because it's the people on my flight

Speaker 1 now charleston to new york we're getting shit done we're going back home okay it's businessmen they have things to take care of i'm like yeah let's come on let's get this going Also, I got mad at a man because I went on one of those crazy air trains, which are wild, wild experience.

Speaker 1 You know, like the air trains to get from like terminal to terminal. So I get there and I'm a New Yorker.
Like, I know a good train. Yep.

Speaker 1 And one thing I know about a train is I'm going to hold on to the railing. Yeah.
Okay. I don't care how tough you think you are.
And this man stands in the middle.

Speaker 1 and tries to like surf it like no hands on anything and guess who's right behind him me yeah i'm looking at this fucking dumbass and i'm looking at him and i go this man's gonna trip

Speaker 1 and he's gonna fall on me and he's gonna be all sorry but we could have prevented this if you weren't such a dickwad yeah and you just held on what is it is it too feminine to hold hold on?

Speaker 1 You can turn into a girl. Yeah, like brace yourself.
Brace yourself. So he fucking stumbles onto.
Yeah, of course he did. And I had, so it was not a good day.
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Speaker 1 I moved into my new apartment. You did Easter egg a little.
I don't know if it's Easter egg, but like you posted a video with a chandelier just like out of nowhere. Like no explanation.

Speaker 1 Just a massive chandelier. And I just said, hey, good morning.
Good morning. I will die in this apartment.
It's the greatest thing I've ever owned. It's my favorite thing I've ever...

Speaker 1 It's just. Tell me everything.
I love it. Like, what do you love about it? Everything.
I love everything about it. It does smell good.
It's so funny you brought that up because I forget who it was.

Speaker 1 I think maybe it was Taylor. She said to me, and I've never

Speaker 1 connected to her more on a level. She goes, have you decided the smell of this place? And I looked at her and I go, I literally have

Speaker 1 a signature smell. What is its signature smell? I haven't picked out my candles or like my diffusers yet.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 That is the bougiest shit I've ever heard because mine smells like my fart. That's what my apartment smells like.
Like my old apartment had a very signature smell.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you had a little bit of a small

Speaker 1 huge candle that was always lit. But also like worrisome.

Speaker 1 Definitely a

Speaker 1 fire hazard. No, maybe.
Well, I guess it, like, if so. Yeah, things could have gone up in flames for sure.
Things could have gone around. Yeah, could things have happened? But they didn't.

Speaker 1 But they didn't. So I haven't figured out a signature smell, but

Speaker 1 the day I actually moved,

Speaker 1 I wasn't around, which was amazing. I had to like work all day.
So my mom came down, did my whole move, like with my assistant.

Speaker 1 I get home, which is just like the bougiest. Guys, why are you laughing at me? That's a dream come true.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 I literally left from one apartment in the morning at 7 a.m. and then went home to a new one.
I was like, you guys haven't figured this all out yet. We haven't unboxed everything.

Speaker 1 So I like working the whole day. I get home, I walk in the front door, and my mom is just like so cute.
And she goes, We have like a small problem. And I was like, What?

Speaker 1 And she was like, Someone made Josephine cry, which is is my assistant. And I go,

Speaker 1 I go, what?

Speaker 1 Who made her cry? So my mom is like trying to be like quiet because she like didn't want Josephine to hear her like telling me the story. And essentially what happened is, look, Josephine is family.

Speaker 1 Someone fuck with my family. I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered that the doorman was bringing up and was unloading them.

Speaker 1 And another door man said, like yelled at my assistant saying like he's not doing that like it's the mover's job or something she was like oh i didn't ask him to do it like i would have done it myself it was a whole like miscommunication but the cutest freaking thing was my mom was like and she's like i don't know if she's like okay this was like hours after it happened like i got home like five hours after it was like when you see your mom after you fall on the playground and you can't find her she was in a different room when i got home and so then i walked in the room that she was in and i looked at her and she looked at me and I said, what happened?

Speaker 1 Are you okay? And she just started hysterically crying. She was like, I know that I should be tougher about my million.

Speaker 1 And I go, I'll burn the whole fucking building down. I go, I don't care if I just moved in.
I'll burn it down. And then I had a thought that like.

Speaker 1 I will be arrested at one of my children's schools. Like, there is just no way my kids are going to be born, go all the way through high school.
And I'm not going to be like, Ms.

Speaker 1 DeSorbo, you can't come to the field today. Like, you're a problem.
There's a restraining order. I'll fight a kid.

Speaker 1 Like, I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter. I also grew up with a,

Speaker 1 well, my mom will just call. And when my mom calls, then you're really in for it.
Like, all through school, I would be like, okay, well, my mom will be calling.

Speaker 1 See, I remember in like first, second grade, I started to be kind of naughty. And then I'd get in trouble.
And it was all about getting to my mom before the teacher could get to my mom.

Speaker 1 Do you remember that? No, that's an extra sport.

Speaker 1 Let's go, mom. We gotta go.
We gotta go home. We gotta go now.
I got a lot of homework. And they'd be like, Miss Berner, Miss Berner, can I speak? I'm like, fuck,

Speaker 1 don't believe anything. But she says, she's crazy.
Don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher, so she always took the teacher aside.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I had a Kim who was not a teacher. Can I just tell you this one story and I'll never forget it?

Speaker 1 I cheated so bad. I cheated so fucking bad on a project

Speaker 1 high school. It was Spanish class.
I'll never forget it. That teacher was such a fucking bitch to me.
We had to make a brochure in Spanish. So you know what I did? I went on a hotel website.

Speaker 1 In Spain and I printed out their brochure and I handed it to her and I said, here you go. Here's a Spanish brochure.
She calls my mom and she's like, Paige obviously cheated.

Speaker 1 Like she couldn't have written this. And my mom goes, how do you know? Prove it.
How do you know? She didn't write it. Prove it.

Speaker 1 Then later I said to my mom, I was like, I did cheat. She goes, well, I don't care.
She's not going to call me.

Speaker 1 And here's the only reason my mom did that. And she would have never done that if it was like a different subject.
She didn't like that teacher. She didn't like that teacher.

Speaker 1 And that teacher was talking shit about me at a dinner randomly.

Speaker 1 And my high school boyfriend's mom was at that dinner and said, are you talking about Paige DeSorbo? We love her.

Speaker 1 And so I found this. I was like, a teacher is talking shit about me in high school.
I can't do the small town shit. I was like, wait, get me out of the small town shit.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I cheated in your ninth grade Spanish class. You were literally so mean to me.

Speaker 1 I do have to say,

Speaker 1 the fact that we've all taken Spanish and none of us can speak it, maybe we need a new methodology. Maybe we all should just go to Spain and like actually learn it.

Speaker 1 Or maybe they could hire someone that works at Rosetta Stone to come into the schools. I mean, or someone who can actually speak Spanish.

Speaker 1 Because I think I've had some teachers, they can't speak Spanish. No.
Like, her name is Stephanie. No.
My teacher has not a lick of Spanish blood in her.

Speaker 1 You can't just keep telling me to read the Spanish textbook. That is so venigating.
My mom, as a teacher, would be like, I'd have an essay do, and she'd be like, Can I take a look at it?

Speaker 1 And I'd be like, Are you sure you want to look at it? And she'd be like, I just want to take a look at it. She'd give it back to me.
And it's just red lines everywhere.

Speaker 1 And she'd be like, just do it again. I think you could do better.
So I like couldn't get

Speaker 1 until I got it right.

Speaker 1 Were you really smart? Yeah. Well, I don't think I was smart.
I was really. Like, were you naturally smart? Like, you didn't, like, if you...

Speaker 1 I was naturally smart, but I wasn't good at memorizing things. And I wasn't like, I didn't care.
Like, I didn't care about, I just wanted to get A's. Like, I was obsessed with getting B's.

Speaker 1 This is why we're best friends because that's, I'm the complete opposite, but we had the same end goal. We just wanted to be better than everyone else.
I was just competitive.

Speaker 1 Like, I just show up and I said, look, I don't give a fuck about World War IV. No, I don't know what this is, but I will do it to the best of my ability.

Speaker 1 And I will forget it when I leave the test, but I will be at the top. I'm like, Where's the list of the summa cum laude? That's where I want to be.

Speaker 1 One time I cheated on a test so badly, cheated off another girl that they made me retake the test with one of my other friends because they thought we cheated together. Well, we both failed.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They called my mom, and my mom goes, Oh, that's so funny. She has a learning disability.
And they go,

Speaker 1 We don't think she does. She goes, Yep, no, she does

Speaker 1 and um she forgot everything after she originally took the test and that's why she failed the second one and i was like mom i cheated and she goes please you have a learning disability

Speaker 1 wait i'm crying there was always that one kid that definitely didn't have a learning disability that was getting like two hours longer for tests that was me

Speaker 1 I was like I need extra time I can't read good um

Speaker 1 no i didn't care either and i but i wanted to be people would cheat off of me. I would have.
Like, but I was like, I liked. I was such a good duo because I could memorize.
See, I can't memorize shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But I would, I knew how to like write.

Speaker 1 Because I couldn't read. So I literally

Speaker 1 never cheated.

Speaker 1 I never cheated till college. Because college, I actually didn't have time to study for the first time because of tennis.
So I was like showing up to things after like missing tons of classes.

Speaker 1 I was like, seniors in.

Speaker 1 I was a pro. You were a professor.

Speaker 1 In college, I hired people people to take classes.

Speaker 1 My college is done. They're done.

Speaker 1 Your college actually.

Speaker 1 They got canceled. They were like, sorry, we're not in college anymore.
And I was like, great. Let me tell you all the ways I cheated.

Speaker 1 I would take online classes, and then I would hire my cousin, who was very, very smart, to take my classes online. And I would pay him.
Well, online classes, they did that to themselves.

Speaker 1 They did that to themselves. Like, that was just.
badly planned. I one time took an online class, paid my cousin to take it.

Speaker 1 Are you using your modeling money to pay them? Yeah. I was just saying.

Speaker 1 You're like, chatty. He's like, I don't even need to buy the book.
I bought a person to take the class.

Speaker 1 So he takes the whole class from me. And he goes, okay, only thing is at the end of the year, you have to actually go in person to take the final.

Speaker 1 And then I go, okay, what do I have to get on the final to pass the class? And he was like, well, you only have to get like a 50 because I did pretty good in the class.

Speaker 1 I walked in, Hannah, got exactly a 50.

Speaker 1 He goes, I don't even know how you did that. I go, well, I don't know anything.
So I think I got 20 points for just writing my fucking name.

Speaker 1 And I graduated college. And it's all about delegating.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Life is about delegating. It's so funny because I'm bad at delegating.
And you're better than me at delegating. Yeah.
Because I was a self-starter. You can't do it all.
No.

Speaker 1 And you have to know what your weaknesses are. And like, you expect me to look good every day? I can't do it all.
I can't do taxes, look good.

Speaker 1 See, my thing is my dad was like, cared so much about tennis. So he was like tough with me with tennis, but could could not give a shit about school.

Speaker 1 Like, cause he'd, he'd be like, yeah, I don't know, whatever. But I'd be like, oh, cool.
He's being chill about this. But then my mom would show up.

Speaker 1 And my mom, anything I did with tennis, she's like, I'm proud of you. I love you.
Yeah. School, she'd be like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I, I think my parents knew deep down I was like stupid that to not push me because I genuinely couldn't do it. But this is the thing.
I don't, I don't think you're stupid.

Speaker 1 I think you like to play stupid. I,

Speaker 1 Hannah, if I don't want to call you out. No, if if there's one thing I love second to revenge,

Speaker 1 it's being underestimated. No, like you, the more you will lean into it, you will lean into this so hard.

Speaker 1 And by the time they fully feel like you don't know what's going on, you've already stolen their money and gotten them arrested.

Speaker 1 I feel like my whole persona on national television is like, she's stupid and lazy. And I love it so much.

Speaker 1 Well, it's also when people don't understand your sense of humor, it's like, oh, because they think I'm dumb, which means they're dumb.

Speaker 1 My queen, Victoria Becko, my new best friend, who I have a friendship bracelet with,

Speaker 1 said an in crazy line.

Speaker 1 I literally just forgot.

Speaker 1 See, playing dumb again. She's like, I can't remember a thought.
No, I literally can't remember. What were we just saying?

Speaker 1 Playing dumb about getting revenge. About.

Speaker 1 I literally lost it.

Speaker 1 So that was actually real. I really do have a bad memory.
Wait, I literally lost it. What the fuck did she say that it was like so bad? It's like people underestimating.
I'll come back.

Speaker 1 We'll come back to it.

Speaker 1 I get too excited.

Speaker 1 Also, Paige is wearing a baggy Ghani t-shirt right now. And baggy jeans.
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Speaker 1 I heard something on TikTok about good-looking parents and if they always have good looking children, and I clicked on it for you.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh my god, I need to know this for paige.

Speaker 1 No, so this is the thing. And it actually makes sense.
If both parents are really good looking, but the man has like not super manly features,

Speaker 1 the daughter is beautiful, but it doesn't mean the son is going to necessarily be handsome. Interesting.
Where if the guy you're with has like, you know, big jaw or like

Speaker 1 strong features. Strong features, which I think Craig has.
Yeah. Then the son will be good looking and the daughter will be too.
Interesting. I learned a thing.

Speaker 1 This was like years ago and I never forgot it. And it still like freaks me out.
The moment, if you were conceived at even like one minute earlier, one minute later, you would look different.

Speaker 1 Grace gasped from the corner of the room. What?

Speaker 1 Just like different sperm. Oh.

Speaker 1 Is that creepy and weird? Like, you would have the same like DNA, like it would be, but your features could look different. Isn't that crazy? I know, it is crazy.

Speaker 1 The other day, my mom actually, like, mentioned out of nowhere, she was like, well, you're a Valentine's Day baby. And I just like quickly looked at her and I said, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Why would you say that to me? And I was like, I already know that. I'm born in November.
But it was like so random out of nowhere. I was like, how dare you say that to me?

Speaker 1 Do you know all of Dez's family are Scorpios?

Speaker 1 His mom, his dad, and his two brothers and him.

Speaker 1 It's all Scorpios. Oh, my God.
I know. They only had sex once.

Speaker 1 Once

Speaker 1 once a year. I'm not sure.
No, but like, what a household. Well, that's kind of like my family.
And then we just have my brother who's a cancer. He just cries all the time.
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 but it's really thank god he's a cancer because that's really the only other sign like we truly truly get along with

Speaker 1 and i thank god because he lives in our house and i'm scorpio rising yes so that's why i got along also there was a tornado in little rock oh my god while whilst you were there while we were like performing and i was sitting with stewart and i basically was like

Speaker 1 Think about tornadoes. They're pretty crazy.
Yeah. And I was like, the things wind will do not go to therapy.
Not go to therapy.

Speaker 1 No, it's like talk to a therapist instead of becoming a fucking tornado clone. Like, oh, you're just having to spin around to make your get your point across.
And you just sit down and talk it out.

Speaker 1 But I had so much fun. They have queso dip in Arkansas.
Like, they don't bring you chips and salsa. They bring you chips and queso dip.
Like, that's it.

Speaker 1 That is some middle America shit, and I fucking love it. It's like heavy.
Yeah. And then they have the sweet tea.
So like my stomach was not okay. I ate Erwan for the first time.
What'd you get?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I didn't go there. I was like sitting in my bed in my hotel room and I was like, eh, I'm over room service.
Like, I'm just gonna Uber Eats. Like, something.
Uber eats Erwan. Well, then it came up.

Speaker 1 I would get, I think I was like right around the corner from it. I fully could have walked there, but I was like, this is crazy.
Well, people don't walk in LA. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I was like, you literally get honked at. Yeah, I don't want to get honked at.

Speaker 1 You walk at some, you don't get honked at, and you're like, okay, I used to know one song in me. Get it.

Speaker 1 Don't take a look at it. I it was

Speaker 1 a good thing. I thought it was like healthy.
Is it? It's supposed to be healthy, but I feel like you could get naughty at any place. I mean, I got chicken taquitos, and they were amazing.

Speaker 1 It was like $400.

Speaker 1 Kind of. Yeah.
But I loved it. I didn't get the smoothie because I was worried like it wasn't going to travel well.
The Haley Beaver smoothie? Yeah. But I got that.

Speaker 1 And then I got like hard-boiled eggs because I'm just like on a real hard-boiled egg kick. Not to like eat some of these.
I support that. I am like obsessed with hard-boiled eggs.

Speaker 1 They're really good for you. Did someone tell you to do it? Are you just like? No, I've just like reached it.
Did you put salt on it? I usually like chop them up. This is like gross.

Speaker 1 But I usually chop them up and put like hot sauce on it and just like eat them like with a fork. That's not gross at all.
Okay, good. I, you know, I do not judge any kind of food.

Speaker 1 I eat tuna fish from a deli. Like, yeah.
So I go to Delta Sky Lounge and I'm very into my order right now. Okay.
And by order, I mean the buffet. So

Speaker 1 I get what they

Speaker 1 are. I put a ton of scrambled eggs, like too much.
Like, you know, when you're like, if someone saw me, put more, that would be crazy.

Speaker 1 And then I get cottage cheese next to it, ketchup, and a cantaloupe. And that is so, don't even.
I'm not eating. Don't question me.
No, I'm not even. Chris is considering.

Speaker 1 It's just a small un pequeño question.

Speaker 1 Are you mixing anything together or are you eating each of those things individually? I mix it, but not haphazardly. There's a strategy to it.

Speaker 1 I take the cottage cheese, I dip it in the ketchup, and then I put a a little bit of

Speaker 1 use words that like just like so

Speaker 1 have never been used in this context and should never. I'm not gonna mix my ketchup.

Speaker 1 I'm not putting the cantaloupe in the ketchup. Right.
You're not being, you're not being insane. But I was really thinking, are you mixing like the scrambled eggs, the cottage cheese, and the ketchup?

Speaker 1 You can, but I don't. Okay.
Did I ever tell you that I wanted to start a band?

Speaker 1 I wanted to start a business. I was very entrepreneurial before comedy.
Yeah. And when I was in sales, I hated my job and I wanted to start a fruit, vegetable, leather business.

Speaker 1 Pardon your most sincere pardon. Talk about a horrible roommate.
Well,

Speaker 1 I was having sexuality. Sorry, I'm having a trouble because you have one black stripe just down.

Speaker 1 Just down. Please look into the camera.
Just one black stripe down the lid of it. Can you fix it? It's on top.
Oh, you mean like

Speaker 1 my cat eye? See, I'm not going to. Look in the camera.

Speaker 1 Close your eyes. Close your your eyes so we can all see.
It's just black. It's because it's sweaty.
Oh.

Speaker 1 But I've been staring at it the whole time and now I.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Should we start over? You start all about it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I thought, wouldn't it be so cool? You know, like fruit roll-ups? Yeah. I'm like, what if I could make like a fruit roll-up, but with real fruit and vegetables in it? And this was like 10 years ago.

Speaker 1 So before it was, I think people do it now, but obviously I thought of it first. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I started Googling and I tried to make an Instagram about like

Speaker 1 healthy foods. Oh, you're saying like this is like 10 years ago.
You made like a legit Instagram. Instagram where I was like trying to post like smoothie recipes.
I wasn't literally reposting.

Speaker 1 Other people. I was like, huh, look at this.
It was like a Pinterest for like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 So then I realized I.

Speaker 1 Can we get our hands on that Instagram baby? I think I can find it. It was called, it was called

Speaker 1 something in smoothies or something. I'll find it.

Speaker 1 okay um it's still out there i also had a tie-dye business called spill supply but that was before tie-dye was cool i was ahead of my time i was ahead of my time um so i buy a dehydrator okay it's like 300 yeah i was gonna say how much did that run you two or three hundred dollars yeah the best dehydrator because i'm gonna practice making fruit roll-ups fruit vegetable roll-ups and i told everyone i said urine on the ground floor if you want to buy in so i'm like basically making smoothies like cake banana, and then like carrots, and then like some strawberry, and I've been and I'm putting it in.

Speaker 1 I turn the dehydrator on, it's the loudest thing you ever heard. It's like, ah, yeah.
And this is a small apartment in Manhattan. Are you currently living with?

Speaker 1 I'm living with Becca. Okay.
And the guy I was hooking up with. Okay.
So he was, he was like, Literally, do what she wants. And Becca was like, no.

Speaker 1 There was some dehydrating things in our shared living space.

Speaker 1 I mean, to the whole point.

Speaker 1 Just a picture, mental picture, coming home from a long day of work, and you just see Hannah Berner in the middle of the living room being like, do you need anything dehydrated?

Speaker 1 And it was like not working. Yeah.
And like, I can't cook. I also,

Speaker 1 there was no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I just want to let people know that in case you're dreaming.

Speaker 1 It was one of those like ADHD like

Speaker 1 for seven days.

Speaker 1 They're like, this is my

Speaker 1 shit. Like, and then

Speaker 1 we're moving out. My mom's like, what do we do with this huge dehydrator that you bought? And I was like, we need it.
And she was like, for what?

Speaker 1 And I was like, you never know when inspiration is going to strike. Do you still have it? I don't think it's gone, but it was one of those things.
Look, I say, if you're going to fail, fail fast.

Speaker 1 And I'm very good at that. Like, I immediately am like, this is not working.
But yeah, my roommates hated me for like four days. And I was like, this is the next apple.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 this is all this documentary stuff.

Speaker 1 Have you seen the TikTok trend where people are saying like girls' notes apps are like the craziest place?

Speaker 1 I live for it because I would, first of all, I would never show anyone my notes app because it's just too wild and insane.

Speaker 1 And then I was scrolling and I found one of my notes apps that I haven't written in in a while.

Speaker 1 And I literally pinned it to the top because I was like, this is a great notes app I have a thing where it says things I want to teach my daughter

Speaker 1 like certain like life lessons that I'm just like she I need to remember that like I need to teach her this specifically and so I think everyone should have a notes app like that I love that you refuse to get married but you will have a notes app list of things you're gonna teach your unborn baby

Speaker 1 100%

Speaker 1 already you need to be studied I love him so much actually me and Craig got into a fight with about this recently because he kept saying things like certain things the way I treat him that he was complaining about.

Speaker 1 And I said, well, first of all, how dare you? And write a formal complaint. And we want anyone to take this seriously.
Write an email. And when you're like, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm going to do deny, deny, deny. There's no one else here.
On my word versus yours.

Speaker 1 I was bitchy to you. Psyched.

Speaker 1 Watch out. Hannah will dehydrate you in three seconds.

Speaker 1 So one of his complaints was that like when we get on a plane, I put like my noise-canceling headphones on and I like watch my my stuff and I don't talk to him.

Speaker 1 See, that's immediate divorce. Really? If, no, if he tried to talk to me,

Speaker 1 I'm like, we know each other. What are we catching up on? I tell Des sometimes it'll be cute and be like trying to figure out that we sit next to each other.
I go, why do we sit next to each other?

Speaker 1 We're not talking on the plane.

Speaker 1 I want a window seat. He's like, was like really upset about it.
And he goes, well, I just like, I hope. And then he hits me with this.

Speaker 1 I hope you don't put your noise-canceling headphones on when you get on a plane with your children. And I go,

Speaker 1 first of all, I literally took a beat. I go, I'm going to prepare myself for this because

Speaker 1 you don't even know what's about to come to you. I said, I don't know how many times I have to remind you.
I did not give birth to you specifically.

Speaker 1 So the way I treat you is going to be very different than the people that I've created in my womb. for nine months.

Speaker 1 I go, when I get on the plane with them, I plan on having snacks, coloring books, we're doing puzzles.

Speaker 1 I go, you're going to lose your mind how much I talk to them on a plane. Ipso fast.
What does he want to talk about?

Speaker 1 Exactly. And I don't even care to ask because I've already, I'm three episodes deep in a show.
I'm like, what?

Speaker 1 I'll talk to you when we get there.

Speaker 1 Also, like, I, because I'm trying to think of jokes, like, my notes app is. I literally just pulled up the first one.
It says, the Bible, talk about a New York Times bestseller.

Speaker 1 This is the start of a really great pet. I see.
And then under it, I wrote Roman Empire, men having sex.

Speaker 1 And then I wrote, then I'll take notes about like things that go well. And I'll be like, lesbian jokes with crown.

Speaker 1 Oh, I wrote, I have a problem with

Speaker 1 lobotomies. Why can't we get them anymore?

Speaker 1 Okay, good. Okay.

Speaker 1 But some of them make no sense. Like, it'll be like Angry Squirrel.
And I'm like, what did I mean? Yeah, what did I mean? Oh, God. Anyway,

Speaker 1 anywho, I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Oh, really? Did you ever watch it? I did.
It's hard to get through the first, like, three episodes. Because so much is going on.

Speaker 1 It's like they're creating tension of, like, what. They're building up like what.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Dez is like, you have to appreciate when they're, like, building tension for a storyline. And I was like, eh.
Is Dez watching it with you? Yeah. Had he seen it before? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's really nice of him. Oh, no.
He loves finding things that he loved that I've never seen and seeing it through my lens. Wait, I love that.
I have shows I just want to watch with him.

Speaker 1 That's so nice. We don't have the same taste, but like once we find a show, we'll like go forever.
Okay, Craig won't watch anything that the ending isn't happy. Like he...

Speaker 1 No, I'm not kidding. He won't watch something.
Unless it's like war, he'll watch anything that has to do with war. He loves war.

Speaker 1 And that's his life. That's more complicated.
And that's the male.

Speaker 1 So does he Google what the ending is? Like, we'll watch the trailer and he'll say, that's too intense for me. Like, no, I can't watch it.
It's too intense. He is such a sensitive soul.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, we'll put on Teletubbies again. Like, for the sixth time.
And I'm Louis.

Speaker 1 And I'm Mrs. Rachel.

Speaker 1 He comes home watching Mrs. Rachel.

Speaker 1 You give him an iPad. No, so we can't watch anything because I like things that are like dark.
And like, I'm like, oh my God. Can I tell a story I told before just to wrap it up?

Speaker 1 This is my favorite thing to do.

Speaker 1 I went on a date with one of my exes and he took me to a Broadway play. Do you remember this story?

Speaker 1 Basically, it was like the first half finishes and there's intermission and I'm enjoying it. Yeah.
And he looks at me and he goes, It's so obvious what's going to happen. And I was like, really?

Speaker 1 Because he's smart. I was like, yeah.
I'm like, really? I didn't see what's going to happen. He goes, obviously, the main character is going to kill himself.
And I was like, what?

Speaker 1 Like, I didn't see that. And he's like, it's so fucking obvious.
And I was like, oh my God. Like,

Speaker 1 the character was going through something, but I was like, I don't think he's going to off himself. And he's like, this is clearly going towards a suicide.
And that's not what happened. No one died.

Speaker 1 The whole time, I'm like, when is this flipper going to come?

Speaker 1 I did this not too long ago.

Speaker 1 Me and Craig were watching like a very nice show. And I go, oh, she's coming back because she's going to kill herself.
And Craig looked at me and he was like, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 And then she didn't because that would have been insane. And I looked at him and I said, sorry, I think I'm going through something.
He goes, yeah, very obviously. Okay.
I'm going to take a minute.

Speaker 1 That was like two weeks ago. And I was going through something.
Dez watches horror films though. Like he likes horror films.

Speaker 1 And he likes roller coasters and he likes skiing. So he has a side to him.
Yeah, but it's like adrenaline. Whatever he wants to do without not going to therapy, like let him do.

Speaker 1 Okay, well. I feel like sometimes after Giggly, I feel like we like worked out.
Oh, yeah. This was like a full

Speaker 1 exorcism. Yeah.
It's like an exorcism. No, I have so much pent up over the week that I'm like, I can't wait to tell someone who fucking gets it.
Gets it.

Speaker 1 Our list was getting, I get notifications. Our list was getting when you write on the list, I'll be just like, my phone would be like, Peter Sorbo, added a Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, it's like a coke. I'm like, yeah, can't wait for that one.

Speaker 1 She's got something to tell me.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel when you write it. I'm like, oh shit, she's got so much to talk about.
I need to talk about more things.

Speaker 1 And it's always, we never remember what it was. Wow.
I can't believe I can't remember what that Victoria Beckham quote was. I'll think of it.
I'll put it in the newsletter.

Speaker 1 I already got through everything. I'll think of that.

Speaker 1 Well, guys, thank you for giggling with us. Thank you for buying tickets to the tour.
And if you haven't yet,

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Oh, I'm going to Philly. I'm going to Philly.
I added a fourth show to Philly.

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