Giggling about Montana Boyz, alligators, and nudes

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 2 We can't be managed.

Speaker 2 I mean, the day just got away from me. My glorious little gigglers.

Speaker 1 Some admin.

Speaker 2 Some admin. Some housekeeping.
Housekeeping, if you will, if we knew how to do it. Yep.
We are officially announcing our fall tour dates.

Speaker 1 Our 2024 Giggly Squad Club Giggly.

Speaker 2 We're calling it Club Giggly. Because we don't want to go to a club.
No.

Speaker 1 We don't want to go out. No.
But this is...

Speaker 2 If you're going to go out, you want to be sitting the whole time. Sitting the gossiping.
The whole time.

Speaker 2 So this is Club Giggly, but think of it as like basically the girls' bathroom of a club where you feel safe. Yeah.
But buzzed. Yes.

Speaker 1 And there's not a straight man in the vicinity.

Speaker 2 And if they are, they're getting eviscerated. We're calling it Club Giggly, and...
We're so excited. It's going to be a whole new show.

Speaker 2 If you've been to our previous shows, it's going to be a a whole new show on the road and all new locations and coming back to other locations too and we're going to like 8 000 cities we're finally going to florida i mean thank god

Speaker 2 it's gonna go on pre-sale on wednesday you know how you can like

Speaker 1 hold on you know how you can google like your birthday and then like what happened in florida on that day that's like so crazy i can't wait to see what the like who gets arrested like the day that Giggly's got just like what's the news story.

Speaker 2 A man gets bit by noigator. yeah alligators are crazy yeah people don't talk about

Speaker 2 alligators yeah

Speaker 1 it's so we're so brainwave because I was actually talking about alligators this weekend

Speaker 1 because there was like a lawn gnome in the shape of an alligator and I thought that it was real and I was like that's just like lawn gnome is so Charleston coated so Charleston lawn gnome

Speaker 1 Well, if it's not an actual gnome, what is it? Like a lawn

Speaker 2 statue?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I call all things on the lawn that are gnomes.
Yeah. It's all a gnome.
Yeah. Did you know that when alligators are killing you, they spin you around?

Speaker 2 Who told you that and why? Craig told me. That's the most dude shit I've ever.
Chris is like nodding. He's all pumped up now.
That's how they twirl you around.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's called, what is it called? Like the deaths, death spiral or something.

Speaker 2 And I was like, okay, we could have lived without knowing that.

Speaker 1 They bring you to the bottom of the water and they spin you around and that's how you die.

Speaker 2 Bite off my head, like someone with fucking empathy. Go to therapy.

Speaker 2 The things others will do instead of going to therapy.

Speaker 1 It's like, okay, guys, it's a bit dramatic. You have crazy teeth, just bite us.

Speaker 2 You don't have to do a whole performance art. No, I'm like Team Sharks.

Speaker 2 No, I'm like full justice for sharks.

Speaker 1 They're like chomp and Sia.

Speaker 2 They're like, I have things to do. Sometimes they'll just bite you and they don't even care to kill you.
They're just like, ooh, that didn't taste good.

Speaker 1 They also can't see. So they're probably like, sorry.

Speaker 2 I didn't know. They're like, oh my god, I'm gluten-free.

Speaker 2 I was just like, I'm so beyond this.

Speaker 2 Imagine you get bit by a shark and it throws it up.

Speaker 1 It's just like, ew.

Speaker 2 Take your leg back, you vegan. It's like, you don't even enjoy my fucking flesh.
Like, you're like, ew.

Speaker 1 So anyways, alligators are, like, on my fucking list.

Speaker 2 On on that note,

Speaker 2 there's this TikTok going around with. How we got from the tour to being killed.
Literally, Grace is shaking her head. She's like, Your only job was to promote the tour.

Speaker 2 And Paige was like, I have to get something off my chest mid announcement of the tour.

Speaker 2 No, that's brilliant. It's really getting to me these days.

Speaker 2 There's this TikTok being like, if you could just say something weird, like no one would judge you, say it.

Speaker 1 Say the weird thing.

Speaker 2 So I've actually been into this, so I'll wait and see. One girl, she started talking about dinosaurs.
Did you see this one?

Speaker 2 She was like, all we actually know about dinosaurs are the bones. And she's like, we don't know that they looked like dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 And she showed like this crazy skeleton and how it would look as a dinosaur. And she goes, but if it had fur and feathers, it looks like this.
And it was a literal rabbit.

Speaker 2 And she was like, all dinosaurs potentially could have been like adorable, just like furry creatures that were making look like these insane animals.

Speaker 1 Monstrous animals that are like mean.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, for example.

Speaker 1 It could have been like a giant bunny is actually like a tiny bus.

Speaker 2 Like just a bunch of teletubbies running around. That's a great way to describe it.
Like, like, think of like a bear.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, it's adorable.

Speaker 1 So, they don't know if they have fur or not. Like, they're just like, oh, we don't think they have.

Speaker 2 Well, apparently, there's been some studies thinking that there may have been feathers back in the day. I think there was.
So, like, they could have been like. They could have a feather moment.

Speaker 2 They could have had a fucking boa and like gorgeous in fashion.

Speaker 1 I mean, have you ever seen an ostrich? Just like stunning. Yes.

Speaker 2 So I think like there's gonna be a time when we're all dead and they'll look back at our skeletons and they're gonna assume that like we all looked like dinosaurs when it's like no I have like we have long hair Long hair.

Speaker 2 I dye my hair red.

Speaker 2 You guys don't even know. Copper cowboy.

Speaker 2 By the way, I think I'm going more red.

Speaker 1 I want you to.

Speaker 2 But I'm nervous because my hairdresser told me not to bleach it. But I think I might like just go rogue.
Like bleach.

Speaker 1 See, I'm so bad when it comes to like dyeing your hair. I know, like, if you're a brunette and you want to be blonde, you have to bleach it.

Speaker 1 But since the red is dark, it won't take to what, your dark hair. You have to go lighter for it to like.

Speaker 2 Be a little more red. I think I'm going to balayage it.
Okay. And if you don't know what balayage is, good for you.
No, but like good for you. Like you shouldn't have to know what balayage is.

Speaker 2 Also, saying balayage makes me want to punch myself in the face.

Speaker 1 I was scared that you were going to say spell balayage because I actually started to sweat.

Speaker 2 Speaking of,

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Speaker 2 And it makes you feel better putting it on when you're like, this is the vibe. Also, I do have to say this is the number one mascara.
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Speaker 1 I couldn't use mascara for so long when I used to get eyelash extension.

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Speaker 1 Nah, I would never go back. I mean, I would never go get a lash extension.
You'd have to literally kidnap me in the middle of the night to get a lash extension.

Speaker 2 I remember the first time I saw you without fake lashes. Yeah.
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Speaker 2 But you really, I was like, oh my god, she has the prettiest like almond-shaped eyes. Where sometimes like when people put the face, it changes the shape of your eye.

Speaker 2 My mom always said, put a little lip and a little mascara, and that's all you need.

Speaker 1 No, it's so true. And now that like clean girl aesthetic is kind of out, like I'm into having more mascara and it being just more about your eyes.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with this look you have right now because I do cat eyes with like liquid liner and mascara. Yeah.
But yours right now gives the same cat eye look, but it's not as like in your face.

Speaker 2 And I feel like it's good like night daytime.

Speaker 1 I put a little eyeliner in the corner, but also what I've just noticed is you don't do a bottom lash.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 You don't do mascara on the bottom ever?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 You need to start.

Speaker 2 I have abnormally like humble brag really long curly lower lashes. So if I put it on, it like gets all over my face.

Speaker 1 We're split down the middle with this one then. I just think it like adds a little something extra.

Speaker 2 Can you tell I don't have it on the bottom? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So how long has this been a thing? How long have you been like, I'll tell her one day that this is pissing me off?

Speaker 1 Honestly, this is the first time I really noticed it. I feel like you really can do a full makeup look with just your eyes and feel put together for the day.

Speaker 2 If it's clumpy, I will start pulling it off. Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 And like, I used to go to school with mascara on in the morning, and then by the end of the day, there'd be no mascara on because I've been picking my eyes. And it's just like all black.

Speaker 2 It was a mess. Yeah.
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Speaker 1 Then in my second layer is when I like go to the bottom.

Speaker 2 Do you want to hear my trick?

Speaker 2 So I just leave it like this and then I close my eyes onto it. No.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 one of my girlfriends in college taught me, you just put it there and then you close it. So you're not brushing it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and you've done it ever since.

Speaker 2 You can wear it for like 24 hours and I'm not a touch-up girl. Like I'm not trying to touch up.
Right.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the only thing I don't touch up.

Speaker 2 this the mascara mascara yeah yeah i'm obsessed with it me too and i do think like there's some days i do not want to put foundation i do not want to put lipstick but i want to look like i i care about life

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Speaker 1 So obsessed.

Speaker 2 The interview with the Montana boys, I did not anticipate to have the kind of cultural like traction that it.

Speaker 1 I loved every second of it. I was glued to my TV.

Speaker 2 I think they want to put one more out. But I do have to say, before I interviewed them, I felt this giddiness that I haven't felt before an interview before.
with celebrities. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And like, just a lot of their teams, I'll send like 50 questions. Yeah.
And then they'll come back with like seven that are like, what do you eat for breakfast? And I'm like, I'll make this funny.

Speaker 2 Like, that's my job. Their team was like, ask them anything.
And I was like, anything? And they were like, yeah, we'll just like check it right before. I felt this high.
Like, I haven't felt in years.

Speaker 2 Like a child playing.

Speaker 1 You felt like Barbara Walters interviewing like Whitney Houston or something.

Speaker 1 She's like, I don't do crack.

Speaker 2 Crack is what?

Speaker 2 So I get there and they're...

Speaker 2 They are young.

Speaker 2 They look like they just got off the bus. No, they're young.
How old are they?

Speaker 2 They were giving 18, but I think they're like 24 like they're like right out of college like as i hate to say this but like 11 year olds in new york are smoking crack yeah so like in montana like they're an 11 year old new yorker okay yeah

Speaker 2 like an 11 year old new yorker low-key all across the street

Speaker 2 like he just started eating sushi

Speaker 2 like this year

Speaker 2 He actually didn't know what sushi was when he said it out loud. He thought I was just gonna create a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 Like a group of 12-year-old boys and like one has a bike and like one has a scooter.

Speaker 2 If there's construction workers on the other side of the street i would rather go to the construction workers like i'm crossing the street no i mean the kids in are jeweling at like seven years old in new york and they're like on the subway like yelling at people yeah they're like fucking move but no they were so sweet so nice and i think the videos people were confused like are they dumb are they like in on the joke and i think that's the beauty of art yes we will never be like come on elisa is she smiling is she not that's for you to figure out i guess we'll never know

Speaker 2 I guess we'll never know. But I was messing with them after, and they were like dying laughing.
I,

Speaker 1 this is like a, this is such a page

Speaker 1 thing. I'm watching the video and I couldn't stop staring at their jeans.
I just like, I haven't seen jeans like that. I feel like on a guy in a while.

Speaker 2 Like, I felt like.

Speaker 2 Like, tight?

Speaker 2 No, I just felt rotting. It's like where my dad gets jeans.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Like, my dad will come home with like four pairs of jeans and it like all together was $12. And I'm like, where do you get these jeans?

Speaker 2 My favorite line was actually not captured on camera and I think they were joking. But we did it in front of a Trader Joe's and he was like, who's Joe? What's Trader Joe's?

Speaker 2 And I was like, wait, you guys are so fucking cute. Because I was like, we live such different lives.
And that's what I love about interviews.

Speaker 1 I love men like that for the girls because.

Speaker 2 manipulation is like so easy. It's like they don't even know what's going.

Speaker 1 Like I, so I love that.

Speaker 2 And I love taking them on this emotional manipulative um journey of like what am i gonna say next and they i think they were scared but they were like such good sports they were hilarious and so i'm a fan of the montana i'm a fan of the montana boys very differently i had an interview with jennifer lopez

Speaker 1 which has not aired yet is just an iconic in itself also great outfit i style identity myself yeah you looked really good

Speaker 2 Well, it's with the brand Intimissimy, which is this Italian brand.

Speaker 2 I'll give you guys the like

Speaker 2 play-by-play.

Speaker 2 So, I'm going to interview J-Lo. I'm pretty nervous.

Speaker 2 And, because this is like,

Speaker 1 this is big. This is pretty cool.
Like, I would say you're...

Speaker 1 Okay, this is my question. Were you more or less nervous to interview J-Lo or Jennifer Lawrence?

Speaker 2 I was so nervous with Jennifer Lawrence and the Jonas brothers because they were also very early on. Yeah.
Where, like, I still was like, why are they letting me do this? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like I thought they were going to be like, hey, can you remove her? Yeah. So like now I felt, I almost felt like I was moving to the next level of like professionalism where I'm like, I've done this.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I can do it.
And also

Speaker 2 I know what I'm doing. I just, I was nervous just that like things could go wrong and Jaylo would be like.

Speaker 1 But she's an A-less celebrity.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then also that it just wouldn't be that good of an interview.
And it's like, okay, so you wasted this great opportunity with J-Lo. You wasted Jennifer Lopez's time.
Which I...

Speaker 2 Nobody wants to do it. Nobody wants to do.

Speaker 1 She has movies to make.

Speaker 2 She has movies, documentaries, books. She's got shit to do.
So

Speaker 2 I just get in the Uber like a normal day, and it's on like 14th Street something at the Intimissime store.

Speaker 2 And as we're driving up, it's like all those documentaries where there's just crowds of people like across the street. Yeah.
Crowds of people in front of it. And then like...

Speaker 2 Wait, did they know it was for her?

Speaker 2 That's the thing about New Yorkers. I feel like some people do, but then New Yorkers, if they see a crowd, they'll just stand there.
Yeah, I never get that.

Speaker 2 I think half the New Yorkers are just like, let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 You can like hire people to stand in line for you. Like line holders.

Speaker 2 For like clubs and stuff to make it look more popular? No, like if there's like a

Speaker 1 sample sale or like thing, like exclusive whatevers in New York, you can like hire people to like wait in line.

Speaker 2 Like a, what's that dance that people do? That's like they'll.

Speaker 2 A flash mob? A flash mob. I can't believe that.

Speaker 2 What how the fuck did I just do that?

Speaker 1 Because never once in our friendship have we ever spoken about the word flash mob.

Speaker 2 I don't think we've used them separately together. We've never said it.
Flash mob.

Speaker 1 I've never seen one in real life.

Speaker 2 Flash mobs were trending where like if you didn't get proposed to with a flash mob like he didn't love you. I feel like

Speaker 1 I feel like that would be

Speaker 1 like a day of torture. Like if I'm just walking down the streets of New York City and all of a sudden I'm in the middle of a flash mob I'd actually start crying.

Speaker 2 I'd be like, I hate men in the arts. I'd be the worst in a flash mob because I'd be like, I'd be like, forgetting.
I was like, you have one job, and you can't remember the fucking moves. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So the worst part about it is, like, there's tons of people, and he parks obviously where I'm going in, which is this store. And I realize, oh no, you're going to

Speaker 2 think that I'm J-Lo. And then I was like,

Speaker 2 I'm going to disappoint a ton of people, which is like what I've done my whole childhood. And it's just like going to re-trigger all my past trauma.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, okay, how do we get out of this car and avoid it? And you immediately apologize. And like, you open the door.
You're like, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 2 Sorry. So, the second I get out of the car, I'm like, How would J-Lo not get out of the car? So, I like put out my like foot.
So, I'm like, not J-Lo's foot.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, oh, that could be J-Lo's foot. I don't know.
It's just a fucking tennis. J-Lo didn't have these caps.
J-Lo didn't fucking play tennis. She just had these caps.

Speaker 2 So I literally immediately kind of roll out and just like turn into the crowd. Like, I just did not want that moment where people went,

Speaker 2 like, I don't think I would have recovered.

Speaker 2 I would have never recovered.

Speaker 2 So, I was just like, I wanted to be like a publicist like you know you don't know I'm there I'm just so I like literally like

Speaker 2 crawl out like Gollum and I'm just like walking in head down

Speaker 2 and then I walk in and it's like there's no other people doing press I think like Vogue was there which like I didn't I don't know they just said like Vogue I think it was Anna Wintworth

Speaker 2 they just said vogue but I didn't know where they were what the vogue energy was and all the people there were Italian and everyone's it smells good everything's beautiful so immediately I'm like I have to tell everyone I'm half Italian.

Speaker 2 You have to.

Speaker 1 That's part of being Italian: if you meet someone else who's Italian, you have to be like, hey, I'm also Italian.

Speaker 2 So they're speaking like in an Italian accent. Yeah.
And I like come up to this group and I'm like, hey guys, just want you to know, I'm half cousin and the family. We're family.

Speaker 2 I know what's going on. I support the movement.
And they were laughing and I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 Then I go upstairs and her manager and agent from the documentary are just like sitting at this like cafe they have a lot of people.

Speaker 1 Did you watch her documentary?

Speaker 2 Yes, I've watched everything. I've watched everything with her.

Speaker 1 Well, because you're a good reporter, you literally, you do your research.

Speaker 2 And also, I've seen every documentary ever.

Speaker 2 I've watched hers multiple times, her halftime one. But they're sitting there, and I'm like really excited because I'm like, that's the agent.
Yeah. And they're talking about serious things.

Speaker 2 And then I realize people are just watching. There's a huge window watching the crowd waiting for Jen.
Sorry, Jen.

Speaker 2 J-Lo. I mean.
J-Lo to come. And then I'm like, this is crazy.
And then I realized I can stand.

Speaker 2 Like, we're all just admiring this like crazy thing yeah and then they were like okay um hair and makeup she's here and everyone's like

Speaker 2 and she walks out and it was like it was crazy does she glow it yeah well she was wearing this gorgeous pink pink dairy coma dress yeah I've seen she had her typical J-Lo like Ray-Ban type things and like she was smiling and then she looks up and I waved because I don't know yeah I don't know I don't know I didn't know what to do she waves back I go she waves and I'm like you're about to interview her Shayla waves Shayla waved she waved I go she saw me and everyone's everyone's like, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I'm Italian. And then, so I'm thinking they were like, she might have to do like hair makeup when she gets in.
Like, we don't know.

Speaker 2 Just, I was like, dude, my whole day is reserved for J-Lo. I will sit here for eight hours.
Whatever you guys need.

Speaker 2 Also, I'm sweating because I was wearing this really nice like cashmere sweater they gave me, but it was hot out. Yeah.
And I'm about to interview Jaylo. And it was gray.
Yes. So they were like, hey.

Speaker 2 Can we switch out your top? Oh.

Speaker 2 And I was like, that would actually be amazing. Like, they were so nice about it, but they were like, you're not gonna interview Jayla looking

Speaker 2 They're like you look like you pissed

Speaker 1 wait imagine if Jayla was like

Speaker 2 is this the best we could do?

Speaker 1 Is she okay?

Speaker 2 She's like who booked Hannah and someone's like I did she's like great you're fired

Speaker 2 So I'm like okay, and they're like don't worry like she's coming but like she's not gonna immediately be ready. So I'm Everyone's been waiting for her to come, right? I go to switch my shirt.

Speaker 2 As I'm switching my shirt, she's walking in. oh so i kind of

Speaker 2 missed but i was like hiding from her so she wouldn't see yeah and then i i'm with celebrities i'm such a little bitch yeah like you know some people are just normal right like next thing you know like they become best friends with them yeah i'm not that person yeah

Speaker 2 i would i'd rather have no interaction than like possibly have a weird one i don't want to assume that you want to talk to me ever right so i'm immediately like staying out of the way and someone had to literally grab me and be like you are here to talk to her and i was like are you sure she's are you sure she's ready and she basically was like let's go right now let's go so immediately I go up and of course I like I'm I look at her and go I was born in the Bronx

Speaker 2 which first of all it is true I lived there for Riverdale for two years then moved to Park Slope you're like I also enjoy an orange drink

Speaker 2 this is the thing you you think like With a normal person, I would go up to you.

Speaker 2 Like, if I was just meeting you, I wouldn't immediately be like, oh, I also like like to wear shoes you're like I don't care

Speaker 2 like I don't care

Speaker 2 so like and she probably deals with this all day so immediately I'm like okay we start but she was she was like oh nice I'm like there was she cool

Speaker 2 like you didn't give her like something to follow up with no she was like what hospital cuz you don't people don't treat celebrities like humans we're just like but I also I was trying to be like look we're both from New York City yeah I have a fat ass like nothing's gonna like let's fucking vibe bitch let's go like my husband has an accent and then I look at her and I was I go

Speaker 2 which now I'm saying out loud I realize I look at her I just go are you tired

Speaker 2 because I'm trying to be like but that's how you pronounce we're girls but then I did she say yeah did she think that I was saying she looked tired which is the meanest thing you could do to someone you literally offended I go are you tired because you look like shit

Speaker 2 but I go are you tired and she kind of looks at me and I was like you've been fucking everywhere yeah that's the first question I ask all these celebs because you know like in London yesterday I just I like to just stop and pause and be like yeah, let's take a moment How do you

Speaker 2 nap? It's like Killia Murphy who went on a whole speech about how he just sleeps and I was like, thank you. Yeah, but she just was like no, I feel good.
And I was like, that's what J Lo would say.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's that's and then she was saying how she was like dancing. She was like, I've been dancing all the time.
And I was like, as J Lo would.

Speaker 1 And she has like three kids.

Speaker 2 Two or three kids. And it was funny.
I was watching her watch her Intimissimy campaign that was like playing. And she like made a comment about something.

Speaker 1 and I'm like oh my god she's just human what she was like judging herself what does she smell like I mean like is it a sweet scent or is it more of like a men's cologne no for sure sweet

Speaker 2 but I also was like I was a little blacking out like I wasn't aware of my surroundings what was going on I was just like put sentences together but she was like immediately like cool good I I immediately like felt good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you felt okay. So we went in and I'm going to post the first video today and she was like talkative.

Speaker 2 So I go in assuming like they don't want to be here and they don't want to talk to me and how do I make the most of it? Yeah. And I just interviewed.

Speaker 1 That's a great headspace to be in. Yeah.
All the time.

Speaker 2 Because it's like getting ready for the worst. I know that everyone hates me here.
Getting ready for the worst. Yeah.
Under promise, over deliver.

Speaker 2 And also I just dealt with the Montana boys who like did not form a full sentence the whole time, but it was hilarious. So I asked her like some broad questions and she was just going on.
Oh good.

Speaker 2 Like talking. And I think her team was even like excited like that she seemed passionate about it.

Speaker 2 And then towards the end, I actually was trying to wrap it up like I was like I've taken enough of this woman's time. Yeah.
And she was like adding on to it.

Speaker 1 Was she funny?

Speaker 2 She was she was I feel like I was making her laugh. Yeah.
Like I told her I wear granny panties. And when she said she reacted how you would react.
She was like, oh, I can't believe you told Jennifer.

Speaker 1 Was that my friend Hannah Berner exclusively?

Speaker 2 Wears granny panties. And then she was like, why wouldn't you wear a thong? And then I like froze because I have my reasons, but I don't want to get into it.
But they J-Lo appropriate.

Speaker 2 So then I go, well, I have a big butt like you, and I don't want to be like flapping around. And she goes, well, to each their own.
Like, she basically said that. And I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 Is that why you don't wear a thong? Oh, no, yeah. I was just like,

Speaker 2 what does flapping mean? What does flapping even mean? Me and my lady.

Speaker 2 You panic, you panic. I panicked.

Speaker 1 You were like, oh, my.

Speaker 2 Which I did try to say, like, it's about the vibes. Like, people remember what you say.
They remember how you make them feel.

Speaker 2 And hopefully, I made her feel safe and welcome with me bringing up Granny Panties. I asked her a lot about, like, confidence and, like, aging.

Speaker 2 Because if you think about it, a lot of women, by the time they turn 50, do you remember the Amy Schumer sketch? Your last fuckable day?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 No. It's one of the greatest sketches ever.
Everyone go on YouTube. It has...

Speaker 2 Julie Dreyfus, two other people who are amazing.

Speaker 1 Well, like an SNL skit or just like...

Speaker 2 I think Tina Faye's in it.

Speaker 2 And it's on Amy Schumer's show. Okay.
And she basically was like, oh, what are you guys up to? And they're all having, they're at a picnic.

Speaker 2 And they were like, oh, we're celebrating her last fuckable day. And Amy Schumer's like, what?

Speaker 2 And they were like, yeah, like, she now is going to get roles for like, you know, the mom or like the like the sad neighbor. Like they were just talking about like

Speaker 2 how old. And I think she like turned like 40 or something or like 35.
And she was like, oh, I'm so excited to not have to like be fuckable anymore. And it's like, it's an amazing story.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because that's so.

Speaker 2 But that's what I think like we have to give kudos to J-Lo. We're like J-Lo's squashed that narrative so much.
We're like, J-Lo

Speaker 2 is all will always be a sex symbol.

Speaker 2 And so many times, the industry really wants old women to disappear. Absolutely.
Absolutely. From like the news to comedy to models.
Like once you get older, like, please disappear.

Speaker 1 Like, there's really only like six,

Speaker 1 I feel like, really famous actresses that are like in their 60s and 70s that still like work. Yeah, like they picked one, they're like, we'll stick with you forever.

Speaker 2 I mean, there's been this recent amazing surge of like Jamie Lee Curtis and the woman from Everything Ever We're All At Once. She's

Speaker 2 one like

Speaker 2 Michelle.

Speaker 2 Can you tell me who she is? Michelle Pfeiffer? No.

Speaker 1 I love Michelle Pfeiffer. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 But traditionally, like, especially in old Hollywood, they would take women to the back of the barn. What? And just

Speaker 2 kill them? Kill them?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 When they were done using them, like horses.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 2 Obviously, I'm joking. I was like, wait, are you talking, like, legit telling me about someone's murder?

Speaker 1 I was like, what documentary are you?

Speaker 2 Like, once you were a certain age, like, entertainment wanted nothing to do with you. So, I don't know.
You know, people should give J-Lo.

Speaker 1 I always think of it, and I feel like sometimes people don't, like, think of it this way. Like, okay, people are getting like mad at J-Lo sometimes.
Like, she's always, like, doing her thing.

Speaker 1 She loves herself. Whatever.
She's a Leo. People don't give her credit for how long she's been famous.

Speaker 1 Like to be able to sustain that type of celebrity from your 20s to your 50s, that's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 That's a lot of anxiety.

Speaker 2 And also I think people are missing the point of the documentary. Ben Affleck has this amazing point where he's like, just like alcohol, sometimes Jennifer...

Speaker 2 acts like addicted to the attention and the likes and the views and i try to tell her like just like alcohol it doesn't cure the problem. Right.
It's you have to love yourself.

Speaker 2 And it was fucking heavy. Wait, just Ben.

Speaker 2 She says, right.

Speaker 2 But, like, everyone can understand where you're like, it stems from you not feeling good enough that you constantly need affirmation from other people.

Speaker 2 And it's like, that's not a reason to hate someone. Right.
And also, like, let's not forget, she's the first Latino woman to ever make a million dollars in a film. Like, to do that.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's insane.

Speaker 2 To do that, you have to be delusional. Yeah.
You have to be like, I'm the shit. Like, you have to have that attitude.
Yeah. She paved the way for so many fucking people.

Speaker 1 No, that's Selena movie. I feel like I still watch that, like, once a year.

Speaker 2 Yeah, also, the fashion. Also, shout out to Selena.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, we didn't know her.

Speaker 1 We weren't even, like, born.

Speaker 2 We weren't born, but like, I feel backed. Yeah, I feel connected to her.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Someone knows someone I don't feel connected to. Who?

Speaker 2 Don't say JoJo Seeba. Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 I just have a few things to say about Taylor Swift's album. Can you please do a compliment sandwich?

Speaker 1 First of all, the amount of work she had to put in to put out a double album, I mean, the woman doesn't sleep. She must just be work, work, work, work, work.

Speaker 1 And I love when she speaks her truth. I truly, truly do.

Speaker 1 I love that it's getting so much praise. I love that her fans are so excited.
I'm most excited that her fans are so excited. But

Speaker 1 Kimberly Noel Kardashian is my lord and savior. They could never make me hate her.

Speaker 2 They could never make me hate her. We're also trying to figure out if one of them's a giggler or they're both gigglers.

Speaker 2 Who? Taylor or Kim? Kim, if you're a giggler, give us a sign.

Speaker 1 It's honestly none of our business, but I will say

Speaker 2 that how you spend your time listening to podcasts.

Speaker 1 Taylor, make a song about anyone you want. Spill the fucking tea.
Do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 The one line that like your daughter is gonna come home singing this song and we're both gonna know it's about me because I've been so emotional lately.

Speaker 1 All I could think about was like, okay, so now when North goes to school and every girl is in her school in the fourth fucking grade is talking about the Taylor Swift album, all she's gonna know is that Taylor Swift hates her mom and probably hates her and like hates that family.

Speaker 1 And that made me so sad.

Speaker 2 The Italian side of us is like, ooh, don't get family involved. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was like, I don't know if like you needed to say the one thing.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, Taylor, like Italians, does not forget that. Forget.
I shouldn't forget.

Speaker 1 No, and that, and I'm not mad about that. I'm not mad about that.

Speaker 2 It's a little bit like someone,

Speaker 2 let's say, like, you know, when someone's abused in a way, and then the person responds to the abuse, and everyone gets mad at how they responded to the abuse, but really, like, you felt abuse.

Speaker 2 Everyone's living in their own narrative of everyone's, and that's what Taylor talks about, how, like, she's the villain in other people's stories. Yeah.
It's like, but yet,

Speaker 2 that was a fucking

Speaker 1 and I'm so for like calling someone out who did something wrong to you and all of America thought it was one way and you being like, actually let me like drop some knowledge on you. I love that.

Speaker 1 But when it brings in like a child, I got like, I was like, oh.

Speaker 2 Did him respond in any way?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. No.

Speaker 2 I've had situations in my past where like, aren't we mad at Kanye? Aren't we always?

Speaker 1 But like sometimes it's like it like let's focus on the men let's not forget like and i'm sure i'm sure there's so much more to i don't even know what they're fighting about still i actually literally don't know what they're still fighting about or what even

Speaker 2 i do

Speaker 1 Just the Grammy thing. Like it started with that, but it started with that.

Speaker 2 And so she was like, I haven't been wanting to be a part of this narrative for so long.

Speaker 1 And then Kanye was like, I asked her for permission to put this in the song. And Taylor actually said no, but then they lied and said that she said yes, right?

Speaker 2 So she said yes, but he didn't tell her that he was going to call her a bitch in the song. They said, I made that bitch famous.

Speaker 2 And they put out a recording and it never showed her saying yes to that, but it was her being like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. Thanks for telling me.

Speaker 2 So that's her whole thing of like, they skewed the narrative and made me seem like a monster. Then Taylor Swift basically got canceled.
Like her whole career was over. Taylor Swift is over party.

Speaker 2 Taylor Swift's a manipulative fit. We hate Taylor.
So like the pain that was caused was great.

Speaker 1 Probably insane.

Speaker 2 And then, but you understand, but then like,

Speaker 2 with Kim, like, she's supporting her husband. Right.
Not anymore, clearly.

Speaker 2 So, I feel like the beef needs to get settled.

Speaker 1 I also squash that beef.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, no one owes, like, if Taylor doesn't want an apology, that's another thing, too.

Speaker 1 Right, and I'm not saying Taylor didn't, like, shouldn't have said that whole song about Kim. Like, she couldn't make a song, like, about anyone, like, telling them to fuck off.

Speaker 1 And I love that energy but it was just made me feel sad for the kids I would argue the K I am and thank you Amy yeah a little too on the nose I mean she could have just done a K why didn't she just do K or she could have just done the song and it was called Thank You Amy yeah like because people already knew because in the song too and she's like oh I didn't add any discerning factors yo just your name

Speaker 2 but the overall concept of the song I think all of us can take with us yeah like did you like listen to it listen to to it? No. I listened to it on planes.

Speaker 2 Basically, it's fucking like the whole album you listen to? I listen to a lot of it. Wow.
Because I was on planes all I got sick. I'm fucking planes all week.

Speaker 1 I don't even want to hear it, Hannah, because every time I call you out for something insane, like taking a shit in the middle of a bodega or wearing Delta headphones, a week later, it happens to me.

Speaker 2 It literally happens. I can't control the universe.
I can't control the karmic forces.

Speaker 1 I get to the airport and I'm just like, there's no way. There's literally no way I don't have my headphones or my backup headphones.

Speaker 2 You forgot both headphones. Both of them.

Speaker 1 I was like, what was I doing?

Speaker 1 And then I had to get fucking wired headphones.

Speaker 2 They're like $23.

Speaker 1 No, I literally was walking through JFK and I was like, this fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 Like in my head.

Speaker 2 Do you feel grounded? You were like, these are the good old days. You felt nostalgic.
I actually did feel a certain type of way.

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm just a kid, like, traveling, you know, like, I'm not.

Speaker 2 Like, I know people complain about the wires getting, but, like, there's something cute about

Speaker 2 the issue in that moment is getting the wires undone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I was just like, obviously, there's not even wife. Well, here's the point: it was: there was obviously no Wi-Fi on the Delta Flight.

Speaker 2 Would the Bluetooth have worked?

Speaker 2 Yes, the Bluetooth would have worked. I still don't understand.

Speaker 1 But I bought the wrong headphone. I bought the headphones for my phone, like, to plug it into my phone, not realizing that my iPad is a different jack.

Speaker 2 And so like

Speaker 1 couldn't even watch my iPad. So I was like double cursing you in my head on the morning.
I was like, she did that.

Speaker 2 You will just send me like a short cold text and I'm like, we'll talk about this on the day.

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Speaker 2 also i felt like such an old person because i was i was trying to edit them on tannin voice video yeah in these hotels that had like the worst internet and i have to like download big video files yeah and i'm i'm texting grace and like these fucking hotels don't have internet and grace is like just use your phone as a hotspot and i was like do i look like someone who knows how to use her phone as a a hotspot?

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know how to do that either.

Speaker 2 I didn't think that, like, I think I tried once and I was like, that's made up. Like, Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 We actually, I think both of us together are very against technology advances.

Speaker 2 I mean, we have not started ChatGPT.

Speaker 1 We don't like change.

Speaker 2 Should we put out an episode that's ChatGPT of Giggly Squad? Like, see what they would say?

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Speaker 1 Obsessed with ChatGPT. There's also an app that you can just talk back to it and like ask it things.

Speaker 2 He loves that. Nathan McIntosh is a hilarious comedian who just had a YouTube special out.

Speaker 1 He basically was like, wait, was that on Netflix?

Speaker 2 No, it's on YouTube. But he was, he's this like cute redhead.
And he was like, what?

Speaker 2 What's the one thing that we're like, I'm going to butcher this joke. I actually kind of forget it.
But he was like, what's the one thing that we're so afraid of that could possibly ruin the world?

Speaker 2 And the nerds are like, let's make it. AI.
Yeah. Like, it's the only thing.
He's like, what's the only thing that humans,

Speaker 2 we're not the dominant force?

Speaker 1 Yeah, AI.

Speaker 2 AI. Let's create it.
Yeah. I'm kind of obsessed with apocalypse.

Speaker 1 Except if there's like, I do think about it in this way too. If there's a world where everyone gets their own AI person that lives in their house,

Speaker 1 Hannah, think about it. If there's like an AI in your home,

Speaker 1 imagine you could just be like, hey, I would like love a quesadilla right now.

Speaker 2 Oh, like.

Speaker 1 Like a butler. Like a butler.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's AI.

Speaker 2 But like, that's literally how all these movies begin. Because the next thing you know, the butler, I'm like, why are you holding the knife? Yeah, but think about that.
Why are you holding the knife?

Speaker 1 Think about those six months where you're just getting waited on. Because, like, then I'd be ready to go.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, I just feel like my AI wouldn't turn against me.

Speaker 2 Wait, I want to play this. Wild to me to think that humans, we have no natural predators, none, and we made one with AI.

Speaker 2 It's like if salmon invented grizzly bears. That's true.

Speaker 2 Oh, you really got you.

Speaker 2 I really got you. Listening to the Taylor Swift album.
And it's funny because wasn't AI putting out like Taylor Swift songs?

Speaker 2 Also, when I did my Taylor Swift song about the touchdown, I feel like it was like her, how she would, like, I knew I was playing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And so I feel like it was this. I feel like she, it was the same song.
I mean.

Speaker 2 So.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. AI put out like nudes of her.

Speaker 2 So fucked up.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Speaker 2 But that's, I think it's good for the future, though, because then whenever your nude does leak, you go, that's AI.

Speaker 1 Okay, this is like the sick part of my brain i'm like what would ai like make my nude look like like would it look better than like my actual like i did want to see like oh what would

Speaker 2 that's crazy i'm like that's highly illegal you know like you can't just like literally just for me i'm like yeah like what if i made a nudge myself like i just want to see what if you want when you want to send nudes you just ai it and send it to guys see

Speaker 1 actually like i feel like i was doing that years ago because i had one girlfriend where like i think her literal fucking job was to sit home and take nudes. So, she had so many.

Speaker 1 And so, like, certain times when I would be like, ask for one, I would be like, I'm just like not doing that. And I don't even like you.

Speaker 1 I would text her and be like, can you just send me a nude where like your head's not in it? It's just your ass. And she'd be like, yeah.
And so I would just send that.

Speaker 1 Like, I would have them all saved in my phone.

Speaker 1 Because she didn't give a shit at all. She like.

Speaker 2 I have so many questions. Yeah.
So first of all, you are on MTV Catfish.

Speaker 2 Was her butt similar to your butt? Not at all.

Speaker 2 Not at all.

Speaker 2 She had such a good ass. It was like

Speaker 1 literally four times bigger than my. This bitch went to like hit classes every morning.
I was like, hey, could you send me a pic in that black underwear that you love so much?

Speaker 2 I really like when you like pose.

Speaker 1 I love when you like poke it out a little and like your hand, your nails kind of in it.

Speaker 1 I wonder if anyone ever like caught on.

Speaker 2 Wait, you're creep. I don't want to say that.

Speaker 1 But also, like, I didn't find anything wrong with it. Like, I feel like some guys would be like, but that's, like, you're lying.
So what? So what?

Speaker 2 I don't care. Guys, whenever they would say anything about, like, like, pussy or something, I would just find a Google image of like a cat lying on their back, and I would send it.

Speaker 2 And I thought it was so funny when I was like 16. I mean, that's funny.
I thought that was hilarious. And they'd be like, that's not funny.

Speaker 1 And I'd be like, that's my pussy. It's also just like sometimes.

Speaker 1 Why, you lied about your height. That's not my ass.
I also,

Speaker 2 same thing. I was always,

Speaker 2 unless I was in a relationship like for a long time, I was like very anti-nudes. But I'm also, that's like me with like no cigarettes.
Wait, me too.

Speaker 2 Very anti-nudes because in my head, I thought that I was going to be famous or the president.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait. Hannah, I love that you thought that you were going to be the president because I love it so fucking much.

Speaker 2 No, I would tell people, I'd be like, if I become president one day, I can't have this out.

Speaker 2 Did I actually believe it? No, but I meant like, I'm going to be something. Yeah.
And this cannot, your fucking bullshit cannot come back to get me.

Speaker 1 You know, that's why I wouldn't drink at parties in high school when they would put it on like my space. I'm like, no, guys, I'm going to be famous and I can't have these photos of me drinking at 16.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, that's all you do for a living now is drink. And I,

Speaker 1 yeah, I literally was made to drink.

Speaker 2 No, but I really, and it's not like I thought I was better than anyone.

Speaker 1 I just was like, no, but you had a different feeling inside.

Speaker 2 I had a feeling. Yeah.
And I also had parents who were very like tough on me where they were strict. And I was just like, this is not worth it.

Speaker 1 I was like, if you like me I don't have to send you a picture of my butthole It's so funny because literally like two weeks ago I don't know what Craig and I were talking about and I go you know what's crazy is that like there are people in the world that are like hey I actually could be the president like I could run the country and I go and they have to be naturally narcissistic to think oh I could do it.

Speaker 1 Yes. And Craig was like just like agreeing with me.
And he was like, yeah, no, like that's crazy. I'm not kidding.
Four days later, he goes, I think I could be president.

Speaker 2 It's just like, but this is the thing, it's not just narcissism.

Speaker 2 Sometimes it's more complex where it's like, back to the J-Lo thing, where like they, for whatever reason, feel like they're missing something and they think doing something that incredible will heal all of their trauma.

Speaker 1 Has anyone looked at pictures when like presidents go in the first year and then they get out the fourth year, how much they've aged?

Speaker 2 That was me with reality TV.

Speaker 1 Like that alone, I'd be like, no, thank you. Unless we have a doctor on call that's shooting me up with Botox every day.

Speaker 2 No, thank you. But that's why we do have to appreciate, what I appreciate about Taylor Swift is a lot of people get scared of success.

Speaker 2 Or if something happens that's good, they're like, oh, fuck, now I feel more pressure. Like, that's why a lot of people like stop putting out albums.
They're just like, I can't, I can't. I mean,

Speaker 1 there's no way Taylor. I would love to, I would love for Taylor, because she's obviously like the biggest pop star in the fucking world.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd love for her to say, like, what does she do when she gets really anxious? Because there's no way this girl's just, like, living every day.

Speaker 2 Did you watch Miss Americana?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 She had some really good moments where she was just talking about, like, oh, in the past, if I saw this picture of me, I would spiral and I wouldn't eat.

Speaker 1 But Miss Americana, she wasn't even, I mean, she was as big as huge then, but over the past three years, like, it's been insane.

Speaker 2 If I was her,

Speaker 2 I would have a therapist on deck. Yeah.
Like, professional athletes, like Iga Shviatek, number one tennis player in the world, travels with a a mental health coach.

Speaker 2 She literally has a therapist with her at all times, sitting in her. Wait.
And I was like, wait, that's what I want. So her team is around her.
She has her coach,

Speaker 2 the physical therapist, the mental therapist. Yep.
And then the trainer, and then her agent and her manager. And that's her crew.
And the woman is just always talking her through her life.

Speaker 1 I wonder if the therapist is ever like, though, you're gaslighting her.

Speaker 1 Like, it's just like a personal, like, nope, that was rude.

Speaker 2 Triggering?

Speaker 2 But it's just like you can start paying people for everything you need but like just like the billie ish documentary like billie suffers from tourettes when her exact like you're dealing with heightened emotions but also that's how these people want to live their life like her life is insane no and i'd also just like to know like what does she do right when she gets off of stage yeah like does she immediately go shower does she like do vit like what does the night time look like so that she can get up the next day and do the whole thing

Speaker 2 about the recovery time

Speaker 2 Some article was like, Taylor Swift's trainer says that her workout to prepare for the Eris tour would make most people puke or want to lay down. And I was like, any workout I want to lay down.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Any workout I do.

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Speaker 2 This song though, back to the Amy one, the overall message was basically like, all the stuff that I went through and the pain that was caused caused me to be where I am now. Yeah, so thank you.

Speaker 2 And that feels so close to me because it's so true where like whenever something horrible happens to me, that is my rebirth. Right.

Speaker 2 Like, I literally will be stagnant until like a breakup, losing a job, like, having a mental breakdown of some sort. And I feel like this is with a lot of women and gays.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I feel like men after a breakup will just go with the next girl because they don't want to process the emotions and they need a girl to make them feel good.

Speaker 2 Where when a girl's in a breakup, she's like, I'm getting new hair. Yeah.
Whole new personality. New gym.

Speaker 1 New wardrobe.

Speaker 2 Going to an Ivy League school to get a new degree. Might even move.

Speaker 2 She fucking takes up. And I really do believe you always level up after these traumas.

Speaker 1 100%. 100%.

Speaker 2 That's why you're so pro-failing. Like, failing makes you so much stronger.

Speaker 1 Well, one

Speaker 1 easy way that I like to see my progress in life is you go from who your first boyfriend ever was to then who was your next one. And then like you just keep going.
Again, you sabotage me.

Speaker 1 I was so emotional this weekend.

Speaker 2 What happened? Nothing. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 Literally nothing.

Speaker 1 i have started i think since i've like been regulating my hormones oh my body's been feeling like insanely tense your testosterone was too high before my testosterone was way too high and then like the birth control they were like oh well just bring your estrogen up and

Speaker 1 it's like no please don't do that So now that they're like evening out, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 I lost like seven pounds doing nothing because I think like my body was holding on to so much like water weight and like inflammation.

Speaker 2 Because of you sound like one of these TikTok hormones.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because my hormones were just like fucked.

Speaker 2 But I feel like everyone's hormones are fucked. They are.

Speaker 1 Like, pretty much 90% of girls' hormones aren't

Speaker 2 the way they're supposed to be. It's like weird that I'm growing, and I don't think that's normal.

Speaker 1 No, that's not. And it's because of your hormones.

Speaker 2 Like, I have a goat.

Speaker 1 Like, whenever you get like random hairs, yeah, it's your hormones are fucked up.

Speaker 1 And like, I always had really bad skin, like, and now it's like trying to like even out, but whatever, we'll deal with that.

Speaker 1 Um, what was I saying crying?

Speaker 2 The girls.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I'm like fine, and then like all Saturday night, I just was so anxious and like about anything that I couldn't stop crying. And like, but I'm like laughing because I'm also crying.

Speaker 1 And Craig's like thinks I'm on drugs because he's like, I've just never seen you be emotionally.

Speaker 2 Can I have some

Speaker 2 ever. But he probably loves it.

Speaker 1 He loves when I'm vulnerable and he loves when I'm, he actually loves, he like straight up has Munchausen's because he loves when I'm sick.

Speaker 1 He loves when I'm sick because I'm like very soft.

Speaker 2 How does does he feel about this? When he's sick, I'm like, you're so fucking cute.

Speaker 1 Like, he's obsessed with me if I have a cough. He's like, oh my God.
And I'm like, stop.

Speaker 2 Wait, I love that we're getting into our mental health moment.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So the only reason I'm bringing it up is because I've never had that really.
Like I've been anxious and been like, oh my God, I'm like about to have a panic attack.

Speaker 1 But I've never gotten like super emotional over my anxiety.

Speaker 1 And it was more because

Speaker 1 I hate, like, didn't want to feel like, like, I was frustrated that I was anxious.

Speaker 2 That's what happened to me pre-special taping. Yeah.
I called Des

Speaker 2 and he didn't know that I was having an anxiety attack and he was like hey and I was like and I just started crying because you're like judging yourself for your emotions and you're frustrated. Yes.

Speaker 2 And my basically my therapist told me like first of all stop being mean to yourself and it's you're human. Humans feel this emotion.

Speaker 2 And then also like what if you fucked around and actually processed one emotion? And I was was like,

Speaker 2 how? But how? That's what school should be. How to process an emotion.
I don't need the Pythagorean theorem.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, I don't know. Know it.

Speaker 2 Basically, it's the concept of like to get past anything, you have to go through it. So it's like you have to, whatever's like bothering you, you have to fucking deal with.

Speaker 2 You can't do external things. It always is going to go through.

Speaker 1 I'll do 20 external things.

Speaker 2 A thousand percent. So it's like your anxiety will catch up to you.

Speaker 2 I also realized with my mental health recently, I think I have a form of OCD. And it's not like an intrusive thought that's like weird.
It'll just be like a thought. Okay.

Speaker 2 And I just like can't get off of it. As in like, for example, I'm like editing my special right now and I like gave a note about it.

Speaker 2 And then I like kind of got worried, like, oh, was that the right note to give? And then I just like couldn't stop

Speaker 2 thinking about obsessing over.

Speaker 1 Obsessing.

Speaker 2 And then like, I'm like, oh, is this a big thing? And then something else will happen. And then I have to obsess over that.

Speaker 2 And this goes back to saying, when I was fucking 11 years old, 11 years old, this is how crazy I am. I once turned to my dad in the car, and I'll never forget that I did this.

Speaker 2 And I said, what are you supposed to think about all day?

Speaker 2 And he was like,

Speaker 2 what?

Speaker 2 Wait. As an 11, because I remember sitting there being like, well, I think about that.
No, but what are you supposed to do? No one teaches you that. Because instead,

Speaker 2 I have a little bit of like ADHD OCD where like I'll get into a product and obsess over it. I mean, a project, I'll obsess over it.

Speaker 2 And then it's like, or with boys, I would like obsess over, you know, my crush. Like, I love obsessing over something over something.
But I was like, how do you just exist?

Speaker 1 My therapist says when I get like obsessive over things, like I'll get obsessed with like fixing someone, something that's wrong in someone else's life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like, it's, you literally do that because you don't want to face yourself and like what's going wrong in your life. And I'm like, but there's nothing wrong in my life.

Speaker 2 And she's like, because you haven't dove into it. People will be like, Hannah, why are you working so much? And I'm like, I'm literally running from my thoughts.

Speaker 2 The second I have nothing to do, they come at me. They're coming.
Yeah. And I don't trust them.
I don't know what they are.

Speaker 2 But there is a form of OCD, which is like, I think when you have a thought and you'd like to attach to it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I have to work on like releasing and just being like, nothing comes from you obsessing over this. Right.
And it's literally just like boredom in my brain. Like, it's not bad things.

Speaker 2 It'll just be like.

Speaker 1 I also have anxiety that like everyone at all times is trying to sabotage me.

Speaker 2 Like I have a hard time. It's a little paranoia.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh no, I'm full paranoia. Like it's it's a lot for me to trust any like girlfriend.
Like if you become my friend now, I probably won't ever trust you. Yeah.
I feel like.

Speaker 1 Like because it's like I'm too in my 30s. Like I know the people I trust and I know the people I don't.
Yeah. And so I have a hard time like.

Speaker 2 Well, that's a protection. Yeah.
You're protecting yourself, which reminds me, I have that same thought because you think you're being proactive. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, if I'm worried about this, it'll never happen. Right.
Because I'm looking out for it. Yeah.
But then you're like. manifesting it almost.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I think it's also like I went to an all-girls high school. Like I've had so many girlfriends.
Like I've seen so many girlfriends just like turn and be like, and I hate you now.

Speaker 1 And so then as you like get older, that doesn't happen as much because you're like in your 20s, you're working and whatever. But I still feel that with girls.

Speaker 1 I'm like, but what if you actually hate me and that's why you want to be my friend?

Speaker 2 So funny brought that up because last night I convinced myself that this

Speaker 2 girl that I don't know very well, but she's friends with one of my friends is mad at me.

Speaker 2 But not like recently,

Speaker 2 I basically figured out that I think that she might be mad at me at something that happened two years ago.

Speaker 2 And then I was like, and I don't know her very well, but I think she's mad about something. And then I start freaking out.
And then I can't even focus on conversations because I'm feeling this shame.

Speaker 2 I'm like, you should have known that this girl was mad at you. And that, you know, I know

Speaker 2 it's real. And then I go and I I go, have I, I'm not really close with her, but like, I think she's, I'm like, maybe she's not close to me because she's mad at me from two years ago.

Speaker 2 So then I, and it's, I really don't want her to be mad.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for you to tell me after the pod who you're talking about.

Speaker 2 So then I go on my, to her Instagram page and I go, she must have like messaged me like over the last two years. Yeah.
Look at it. She messaged once.
Once. And I go, she's mad at me.

Speaker 2 I fully.

Speaker 2 Did you DM her and say, are you mad at me? I DM'd a full paragraph being like, hey, no. Because something happened to her that was like good.
And I just such, I fully did it and went to sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Woke up. Did she respond? Like, this is a girl who's not even in my life.
Yeah. This is crazy behavior.
And she responded, like, oh my God, like, like, so chill.

Speaker 2 And then we continued talking the rest of the day. Like, it wasn't like she just said it to shut me up.
Like, she literally, like, we're just, we've never really spoken before. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she was like, oh, hi.

Speaker 1 I, yeah, I get that. I've had that too.

Speaker 1 But sometimes I feel like I've had that before in terms of like something will pop into my brain and I'll be like, I said that to someone five years ago and I should have never said that.

Speaker 1 And I'll text them and be like, hey, remember that time? I apologized for that. And they're like, I don't remember that.
But I feel like it's almost a cleansing.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, I think it's healthy because

Speaker 2 most issues I feel like people deal with is miscommunication. And I'm the kind of person that, as long as people know and like admit to what they did.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And know what happened, then they won't do it again because it's the people who like don't address it. And I'm like, do they even know that they pissed me off? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So like you saying like, hey, I know that hurt you and like I apologize or like, are you mad at me? Like so many friends have been like, are you mad at me about something?

Speaker 2 And I literally laugh and I like love them more. Yeah.
Because

Speaker 2 they care.

Speaker 1 I always say, why the fuck would I be mad at you?

Speaker 2 Literally after my bachelorette, Taylor Strucker.

Speaker 2 Wait, I feel like she texted me too much. No, she got like, she had that like hungover anxiety where she thought everyone was mad at her.
She brought it up at lunch the other day.

Speaker 1 She goes, remember when everyone was mad at me in the bachelorette?

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Taylor was the star of the bachelorette. Everyone loves her.
It makes you feel less crazy because we're all dealing with this. And I guess we have like a lot of people who are not.

Speaker 1 I also always think that Grace was on your bachelorette party, which you wasn't.

Speaker 1 Well, like in my head, Grace was on your bachelorette.

Speaker 2 Which is like the saddest thing.

Speaker 1 It's your fault.

Speaker 2 You shouldn't have gotten married without Grace. No, we didn't even know Grace yet, which is even crazier.
Do you know what's crazier?

Speaker 2 We went to get an early lunch, an early lunch with the girls in Soho.

Speaker 1 Oh, we, yeah. We like went out.

Speaker 2 Like, how did that even work?

Speaker 1 We did like an impromptu ladies who lunch, which was so fun. And we wore like fun outfits.

Speaker 2 We were going off.

Speaker 1 And we just chatted. We just kiki.
That felt very.

Speaker 1 I loved that moment so much because I feel like when I first moved to New York, I worked for that moment. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like I worked for the moment that I'm sitting at a front table at Chibriani with all my girlfriends that I just like would literally throw myself in front of a bus for everyone at that table

Speaker 1 and like had leopard pants on. And I was like, this is what I dreamt about as a child.

Speaker 2 Well, Paige texts me, she goes, you're going to love my outfit. And then I respond, just warning you, I'm wearing leopard.
And she goes, are you fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 So we both show up with leopard, like two fucking freaks.

Speaker 1 One of the gigglers DM'd me and was like, okay, Copenhagen, like

Speaker 1 copying Hannah's aesthetic.

Speaker 2 You guys have to also realize, like, I'm constantly sending you Instagram reels and photos. I'm sending her stuff that I like just to, A, her to comment on it or B, be like, maybe you'll like this.

Speaker 2 So I'm trying to always influence Paige because the biggest compliment is Paige deciding, wait, that is actually tasteful. I like that.

Speaker 1 No, I love the Copenhagen like vibes.

Speaker 2 We have to go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 We should do a giggly squat there. I know.
The best part about the dinner, linear, was that we were home by seven. No.

Speaker 1 It was amazing.

Speaker 2 We ate.

Speaker 1 We were home by seven. I'd washed my face.
I was in bed by like 8.30. and I was like, This is adulthood.

Speaker 1 Speaking of watching stuff, I just watched wait, I saw that you posted that on Instagram, and I keep clicking over it because I'm like, I don't know what this is about.

Speaker 2 Let me lay down the fucking law.

Speaker 2 So, my friend Allie Colbert posted about it, and Allie has good taste. And by good taste, I mean Allie hates everything.

Speaker 2 So, if Allie likes it, I'm like, okay, like Allie will make fun of literally everything. I love that.
So, it's called Baby Reindeer, which you're like, what the fuck is that about? Click on it.

Speaker 2 It's this Scottish comedian, so that's fun.

Speaker 2 And it's based on real life story of him dealing with a stalker. Okay.
So it has the like creepiness.

Speaker 2 Warning you, the first three episodes, they're very interesting, but they're a little like, okay, where is this going? Yeah. But I think he was trying to show like how...

Speaker 1 I watched the first one, but I ended up falling asleep, and then I never went back.

Speaker 2 He's basically showing like how repetitive and tedious having a stalker is. Okay.

Speaker 2 And I'm not trying to be like on episode 37, like stay with it. It gets good.
But like episode four was the greatest episode of television I've ever watched in my life. Wow.

Speaker 2 Because of the story, because of the acting, because of because of the story that happens to be like real, the perspective that he shows in it.

Speaker 1 Is it funny at all?

Speaker 2 Yes. Okay.

Speaker 2 Well, there's moments of gold and then moments of like seriousness, which I think is why like European comics are less like no trying to be funny all the time and they'll get like deep in and then I'll know where you're like.

Speaker 1 I went through a phase where I was only watching Irish television.

Speaker 2 No, the British, the Irish, the Scottish, they're so fucking genius.

Speaker 1 And there's a lot, like if you search on Amazon and Apple, I feel like has the most Irish. Like that one show Fleabag, which British, like I love anything.

Speaker 2 Also, Scottish accent can be really hard to understand, but this guy is really easy. The acting is so fucking good.

Speaker 2 But basically something really, really wild happens that he shows from a different perspective that I think is like revolutionary.

Speaker 2 And then also encapsulates like life in a way where, like, every time you think something's like working, and you're like, I figured out life, and he'll like so many times in movies, it's so simple where, like, something's bad happening, then something good happens, and everyone's happy.

Speaker 2 That's not how life works. Right.
And you see, there's so many times where you're like, oh, this is the end. Like, he's, he's, he's doing what, like, whatever.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then life hits you. How many episodes?

Speaker 2 Six.

Speaker 1 Did you finish it? Yeah.

Speaker 2 But the thing is, after the first three episodes, Des and I went to sleep last night and we almost didn't go back to it. Because we were like, okay, we get it.
Yeah. And then we turned 50.

Speaker 1 That's how I felt when I watched the first episode and I was like falling asleep. I was like, okay, I'm probably not going to watch this.

Speaker 2 Episode 4 will blow your frickin'. But it is intense.
Okay. Like it's intense.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm going to do that tonight then.

Speaker 2 It's intense. And then like four, five, and six is incredible.

Speaker 1 Did you see Victoria Beckham turn 50?

Speaker 2 No. She had a birthday party.
What was it like?

Speaker 1 It looked just great. All the the Spice Girls were there.

Speaker 2 They have to be coming back, right? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, what's funny is like, now they're on TikTok.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like we're going to lose. Wait, did you see that? Like, TikTok's like, legit probably going to get banned.

Speaker 2 So, remember the first time around, everyone was freaking out? Why is no one talking about it?

Speaker 1 I don't know, because now it went like another layer where it could get banned.

Speaker 2 Are we just like pretending it's not happening? It's like someone broke up with you and you're just

Speaker 1 girl coded.

Speaker 2 We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 You go, I can't process that emotion right now so i'm just not gonna address it it's like yeah no it's literally your boyfriend makes up with you and you're like i have to post my montana boys videos so can you just wait a couple days no literally i mean if tick tock goes away we'll be fine but i think tick tock is just i mean it's i mean will everyone just go and start do will we just be scrolling reels at night

Speaker 2 i just think tick tock is fun because people like it's so expressive and it's just like you don't want everything to be owned because like what i like on tick tock is not what I like anywhere else in the world.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Like, I don't get influenced on TikTok.
I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 I mean, every conspiracy theory, but continue.

Speaker 1 That's different. That's that's knowledge.

Speaker 1 I don't get in, like, I don't see girls' outfits on TikTok, I feel like, and then go buy their shit. I kind of reserve that, I feel like, for Instagram.

Speaker 2 On TikTok, I'll see a girl that I like, her fits, and then I'll click to her Instagram and then try and find links. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But TikTok, I like my shit to be

Speaker 1 funny. Mm-hmm.
Like, not

Speaker 2 a totally different person.

Speaker 1 I'm a different person.

Speaker 2 Well, it took you a while to get there. And I kept being like, shit, post, shit, post, just post.
Your TikToks have been so good. Thank you.
You're one with Craig in the hot tub. Who thought of it?

Speaker 2 Tell me, just like, give me the, I mean, fuck him.

Speaker 1 I have another sound that I really want to do with Craig.

Speaker 2 He's going to be so happy.

Speaker 1 No, he's so excited. He was trying to do it last night.
And I was like, I'm really fucking anxious right now. I can't just film a TikTok.

Speaker 2 I'm crying.

Speaker 1 He's like, but your lips look so big.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I know, thanks.

Speaker 2 I have one thing to piss you off. Oh, what? This is just about men.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Some modern studies, and I don't know what they are,

Speaker 2 have found that women tell fewer jokes than men, especially in mixed gender groups. So they're basically saying when you're hanging out with other men,

Speaker 2 but like most girls would be like, I'm not going to make jokes around them. But girls are making jokes with their own friends because they don't feel comfortable making jokes with other men.

Speaker 2 It's so funny.

Speaker 1 I feel like I haven't met a funny man in like two years.

Speaker 1 Like, no, genuinely, when's the last time you met someone for like the first time and it was a man and you're like, that guy was really fucking funny. Except you go to comedy clubs a lot.

Speaker 1 So I'm talking like the average human.

Speaker 2 I like don't meet people. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We avoid them.

Speaker 2 But also humor comes in all shapes and sizes, but it was interesting how like there's still that idea of like women aren't funny and this is interesting because it's like oh when men are hanging out with girls because I've been in situations where you're the only girl when I'm younger and it's a bunch of dudes and you speak no one listens to you and you're obviously like I'm not making a joke means you're like commanding the room and it's like confidence.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And if you're considered like the beta of the group, you're not saying something funny.
So if men are always treating women as like not equals, they're not the woman's not gonna make jokes.

Speaker 2 Right. Or like they'll do a joke and and they'll bomb.
Yep. So then men will be like, oh, she's not funny.
When meanwhile, she's going back to her friends and they're dying laughing.

Speaker 1 I genuinely have two funny guy friends that I can think off the top of my head. And one of them I don't even talk to.

Speaker 2 I'm just kidding. But I did get the bad.
Some of them have to block.

Speaker 1 And one of them wants me dead.

Speaker 1 It's just like a funny sentence.

Speaker 2 No one wants you dead. Like, who in the world? There's definitely multiple people that want me dead, but like it's just funny to think about.

Speaker 2 I still... I still have to watch the Brandy Helville.
Brandy Melville. Melville.

Speaker 1 Oh, but it's called Hellville You.

Speaker 2 It's like you didn't give it a glowing review.

Speaker 1 I can't explain documentaries like you do. You do it in such a nuanced way.
You do it in such a good way.

Speaker 1 It was like okay. It wasn't anything like that.
Here's the thing. There wasn't anything that shocking that you didn't already know when you turned it on.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It's not like they dropped some bomb or like the owner like murdered 27 people. No, it wasn't like that.
It was just like, yeah, they sucked. And here's the reasons why.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, we could see that.

Speaker 2 Say watching documentaries is like watching porn, where like when you first start, you're like, this is interesting. And then you're like, unless 40 people get murdered, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 Unless there's stepmoms that go awry.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, they stole everyone else's clothes.

Speaker 2 Cool. I don't give a fuck.
Did someone die?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm like, are we arresting him? What are we doing with him?

Speaker 1 Like, I don't care.

Speaker 2 Desmond was saying that once he got embarrassed because he saw his

Speaker 2 something popped up on his computer where people saw he had porn up. Yeah.
But that was not the embarrassing part. It was that he was searching man kissing woman.

Speaker 2 That was like so me-coded. It's

Speaker 2 sweet.

Speaker 2 That's so sweet. Me and Craig are not searching that.

Speaker 1 Definitely not searching something that sweet.

Speaker 2 Thank you so much for giggling with us. We are going on tour.
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Speaker 2 So make sure you're on your shit that we'll give the code all that stuff um if you're struggling with anxiety it's fine just

Speaker 2 freaking cry it out crying is good yeah just chill out also speaking of crying I'm going to Jacksonville and there's some tickets available thank you

Speaker 1 yeah

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