Giggling about Montana Boyz, alligators, and nudes

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Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.
I mean, the day just got away from me. My glorious little gigglers.
Some admin. Some housekeeping.
Housekeeping, if you will, if we knew how to do it. Yeah.
We are officially announcing our fall tour dates. Our 2024 Giggly Squad.
Club Giggly. We're calling it Club Giggly.
Because we don't want to go to a club. No.
We don't want to go out. No.
But this is...

If you're going to go out,

you want to be sitting the whole time

and gossiping.

Sitting the whole time.

So this is Club Giggly,

but think of it as like

basically the girls' bathroom of a club

where you feel safe,

but buzzed.

Yes.

There's not a straight man

in the vicinity.

And if they are,

they're getting eviscerated.

We're calling it Club Giggly,

and we're so excited. It's going to be a whole new show if you've been to our previous shows.
It's going to be a whole new show on the road and all new locations and coming back to other locations too. We're going to like 8,000 cities.
We're finally going to Florida. I mean, thank God.
Thank God. It's going to go on pre-sale on Wednesday.
You know how you can, like, hold on. You know how you can Google, like, your birthday and then, like, what happened in Florida on that day that's, like, so crazy? I can't wait to see what the, like, who gets arrested, like, the day that Giggly Squats.
Just, like, what's the news story that day? What man gets bit by an alligator? Yeah. Alligators are crazy.
Yeah. People don't talk about.
Alligators? Yeah. It's so...
We're so brainwave. Because I was actually talking about alligators this weekend.
Because there was like a lawn gnome in the shape of an alligator. And I thought that it was real.
And I was like... Lawn gnome is so Charleston coded.
So Charleston. Lawn gnome.
Well, if it's not an actual gnome, what is it? Like a lawn... Um, statue? I don't know.
I call all things on the lawn that are gnomes. Yeah.
It's all a gnome. Yeah.
Did you know that when alligators are killing you, they spin you around? Who told you that and why? Craig told me. That's the most dude shit I've ever...
Chris is like nodding. He's all pumped up now.
Yeah, they twirl you around. Yeah, it's called, what is it called? Like the death, death spiral or something and I was like, okay, we could have lived without knowing that.
They bring you to the bottom of the water and they spin you around and that's how you die. Bite off my head like someone with fucking empathy.
Go to therapy. The things I guess we'll do instead of going to therapy it's like okay guys it's a bit dramatic you have crazy teeth just bite us you don't have to do a whole performance art now i'm like team sharks no i'm like full justice for sharks they're like chomp and see ya they're like i have things to do sometimes like they'll just bite you and they don't even care to kill you.
They're just like ooh that didn't taste good. They also like can't see.
So they're probably like sorry. I didn't know.
They're like oh my god I'm gluten free. I'm so beyond sorry.
Can I return this? Imagine you get bit by a shark and it throws it up. It's just like ew.
Take your leg back you you vegan it's like you didn't even enjoy my fucking

flesh like you're like ew so anyways alligators are like on my fucking list on on that note um there's this tiktok going around where we got from the tour to being killed literally grace is shaking her head she's like your only job was to promote the tour and page was like i have to get something off my chest

mid-announcement of the dark.

No one's really it.

Really got it. Say the weird thing.
So I've actually been into this. So I'll wait and see.
One girl, she starts talking about dinosaurs. Did you see this one? She was like, all we actually know about dinosaurs are the bones.
And she's like, we don't know that they looked like dinosaurs. And she showed like this crazy skeleton and how it would look as a dinosaur.
And she goes, but if it had fur and feathers, it looks like this. And it was a literal rabbit.
And she was like, all dinosaurs potentially could have been like adorable, just like furry creatures that were making look like these insane animals like monstrous animals that are like mean yeah like for example it could have been like a giant bunny is actually like a t-rex like just a bunch of teletubbies running around that's a great way to describe it like like think of like a bear yeah like it's adorable so they don't know if they have fur or not like they're just like don't think they do. Well, apparently there's been some studies thinking that there may have been feathers back in the day.
I think there was. So, like, they could have been, like— I love a feather moment.
They could have had a fucking boa and, like, gorgeous in fashion. I mean, have you ever seen an ostrich? Just, like, stunning.
Yes. So I think, like, there's going to be a time when we're all dead and they'll look back at our skeletons and they're going to assume that, like, we all looked like dinosaurs.
When it's like, no, I have, like, we have. Long hair.
Long hair. I dye my hair red.
You guys don't even know about it. I'm a copper cowboy.
By the way, I think I'm going more red. I want you to.
But I'm nervous because my hairdresser told me not to bleach it. But I think I might, like, just go rogue.
Like,. See, I'm so bad when it comes to dyeing your hair.
I know if you're a brunette and you want to be blonde, you have to bleach it. But since the red is dark, it won't take to your dark hair.
You have to go lighter for it to be a little more red. I think I'm going to balayage it.
Okay. And if you don't know what balayage is, good for you.

No, but like good for you.

Like you shouldn't have to know what balayage is.

Also, saying balayage makes me want to punch myself in the face.

I was scared that you were going to say spell balayage because I actually started to sweat.

Speaking of. We love talking all things girly.

So we're so excited to be partnering with L'Oreal Lash Paradise.

I'm obsessed with their mascara.

But one reason that people wouldn't think I'm obsessed with it for, I like that it's pink. And I like that it looks good in my makeup case.
And people don't talk about the aesthetic of your makeup case. It makes you feel better putting it on when you're like, this is the vibe.
Also, I do have to say, this is the number one mascara. Like, this is what I use.
I was going to say, as a connoisseur of of mascara because I couldn't use mascara for so long when I used to get eyelash extensions. Well, can we talk about your lash journey? Did you like the process of fake lashes? Nah, I would never go back.
I mean, I would never go get a lash extension. You'd have to literally kidnap me in the middle of the night to get a lash extension.
I remember the first time I saw you without fake lashes. Yeah.
And I thought you looked so, like, elegant and, like, regal. But you really, I was like, oh, my God, she has the prettiest, like, almond-shaped eyes.
Where sometimes, like, when people put the fake stuff. It changes the shape of your eye.
My mom always said, put a little lip and a little mascara and that's all you need. No, it's so true.
And now that like clean girl aesthetic is kind of out,

like I'm into having more mascara

and it being just more about your eyes.

I'm obsessed with this look you have right now

because I do cat eyes with like liquid liner and mascara.

Yeah.

But yours right now gives the same cat eye look,

but it's not as like in your face.

And I feel like it's good like night, day time.

I put a little eyeliner in the corner, but also what I've just noticed is you don't do a bottom lash. No.
You don't do mascara on the bottom ever? No. You need to start.
I have abnormally like humble brag, really long, curly lower lashes. So if I put it on, it like gets all over my face.
We're split down the middle with this one then. I just think it adds a little something extra.
Can you tell I don't have it on the bottom? Yeah. So how long has this been a thing? How long have you been like, I'll tell her one day that this is pissing me off? Honestly, this is the first time I really noticed it.
I feel like you really can do a full makeup look with just your eyes and feel put together for the day. If it's clumpy, I will start pulling it off.
Yeah, no. And like I used to go to school with mascara on in the morning and then by the end of the day there'd be no mascara on because I'd been picking my eyes all day.
And it's just like all black under your eye. It was a mess.
Yeah. So I need a mascara that's not clumpy and really elongates because I have like curly lashes.
Yep. And that's why the L'Oreal Lash Paradise Mascara is that girl.
Like you have a thick eyelash. I feel like I actually have like a little bit of a thinner lash in general.
So that's why I like it. I feel like it makes them look like I have two times more lashes than I actually have.
I also have this like technique that I've been doing. Instead of starting at the bottom and going all the way up to the top, I start at the top and just do the tips.
Then in my second layer is when I like go to the bottom. Do you want to hear my trick? So I just leave it like this and then I close my eyes onto it.
No. So one of my girlfriends in college taught me, you just put it there and then you close it.
So you're not, you're not brushing it. And you've done it ever since.
You can wear it for like 24 hours and I'm not a touch-up girl.

Like I'm not trying to touch up.

Right.

Well, that's the only thing I don't touch up.

The mascara.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm obsessed with it.

Me too.

And I do think like there's some days I do not want to put foundation.

I do not want to put lipstick.

But I want to look like I care about life.

And mascara is the only thing in my makeup case that isn't dirty. Everything else has foundation on it.
I love L'Oreal's Lash Paradise because I'm over clean girl aesthetic and I'm all about black cat energy in all facets of my life, especially my eyeshadow and my mascara and just like my eye look in general. So obsessed.
The interview with the Montana boys, I did not anticipate to have the kind of cultural like traction that it. I loved every second of it.
I was glued to my TV. I think I'm going to put one more out.
But I do have to say before I interviewed them, I felt this giddiness that I haven't felt before an interview before with celebrities. Yeah.
And like just a lot of their teams, I'll send like 50 questions. Yeah.
and then they'll come back with like seven that are like what do you eat for breakfast and I'm like I'll make this funny like that's my job their team was like ask them anything and I was like anything and they were like yeah we'll just like check it right before I felt this high like I haven't felt in years like a child playing you felt like Barbara Walters interviewing interviewing Whitney Houston or something. She's like, I don't do crack.
Crack is whack. So I get there, and they're young, and they look like they just got off the bus from a college game.
How old are they? They were giving 18. Like 24.
They're like right out of college. I I hate to say this, but like 11 year olds in New York are smoking crack.

Yeah.

So like in Montana, like they're an 11 year old New Yorker.

Okay.

Yeah.

Like an 11 year old New Yorker, low key, all across the street.

I'm scared.

Like he just started eating sushi.

Like this year.

He actually didn't know what sushi was when he said it out loud.

He thought I was just going to agree with him. Like a group of 12-year-old boys and like one has a bike and like one has a scooter.
If there's construction workers on the other side of the street, I'd rather go to the construction workers. Like I'm crossing the street.
I mean the kids are juuling at like seven years old in New York and they're like on the subway like yelling at people. Yeah, they're like fucking move.
But no, they were so sweet, so nice. And I think the videos, people were confused.
Like, are they dumb? Are they like in on the joke? And I think that's the beauty of art. Yes.
We will never know. It's like the Mona Lisa.
Is she smiling? Is she not? That's for you to figure out. I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know. But I was messing with them after and they were like dying laughing i this is like a this is such a page like thing i'm watching the video and i couldn't

stop staring at their jeans i just like i haven't seen jeans like that i feel like on a guy in a

while like i felt like like tight no i just felt like it's like where my dad gets jeans do you know

what i mean like my dad will come home with like four pairs of jeans and it like all together was

Thank you. Like tight? No, I just felt like it's like where my dad gets jeans.
Do you know what I mean? Like my dad will come home with like four pairs of jeans and it like all together was $12. And I'm like, where do you get these jeans? My favorite line was actually not captured on camera.
And I think they were joking. But we did it in front of a Trader Joe's.
And he was like, who's Joe? What's Trader Joe's? And I was like, wait, you guys are so fucking cute. Because I was like, we live such different lives.
And that's what I love about interviews. I love men like that for the girls because, oh, manipulation is like so easy.
It's like they don't even know what's going like. So I love that.
And I love taking them on this emotional manipulative of, like, what am I going to say next?

And I think they were scared, but they were, like, such good sports.

They were hilarious.

And so I'm a fan.

Of the Montana Boys. I'm a fan of the Montana Boys.

Very differently, I had an interview with Jennifer Lopez, which has not aired yet.

Is just iconic in itself. Also, great outfit.
I style I did it myself yeah you looked really good I did it myself well it's with the brand Intimissimi which is this Italian brand I'll give you guys the like play of the land play by play so I'm going in every day though I'm pretty nervous and cause this is like this is like, this is big. This is pretty big.
Like I would say you're, okay, this is my question. Were you more or less nervous to interview J-Lo or Jennifer Lawrence? I was so nervous with Jennifer Lawrence and the Jonas Brothers because they were also very early on.
Yeah. Where like I still was like, why are they letting me do this? Yeah.
Like I thought they were going be like hey can you remove her? Yeah. So like now I felt I almost felt like I was moving to the next level of like professionalism where I'm like I've done this.
Yeah. I can do it.
I know what I'm doing. I just I was nervous just that like things go wrong and JLo would be like.
Well she's an A-list celebrity. Yeah and then also that it just wouldn't be that good of an interview and and it's like, okay, so you wasted this great opportunity with J-Lo.
You wasted Jennifer Lopez's time. Which I...
Nobody wants to do. Nobody wants to do.
She has movies to make. She has movies, documentaries, books.
She's got shit to do. So I just get in the Uber like a normal day, and it's on like 14th Street something at the Intimisame store.
And as we're driving up, it's like all those documentaries where there's just crowds of people, like across the street, crowds of people in front of it, and then like a lane. Like, did they know it was for her? That's the thing about New Yorkers.
I feel like some people do, but then New Yorkers, if they see a crowd, they'll just stand there. Yeah, I never get that.
I think half the New Yorkers are just like, let's see what happens. You know you can like hire people to stand in.
Like line holders. For clubs and stuff to make it look more popular? No, like if there's a sample sale or exclusive whatever's in New York, you can hire people to wait in line.
What's that dance that people do that's like... A flash mob? A flash mob.
I can't believe that's...

How the fuck did I just do that? Because never once in our friendship have we ever spoken about flash mob. Use the words flash mob.
I don't think we've used them separately together. We've never said it.
No, flash mob. I've never seen one in real life.
Do you know when flash mobs were trending where, like, if you didn't get proposed to with a flash mob, like, he didn't love you. I feel like that would be, like, a day of torture.
Like, if I'm just walking down the streets of New York City and all of a sudden I'm in the middle of a flash mob, I'd actually start crying. I feel like I hate men in the arts.
I'd be the worst in a flash mob because I'd be, like, forgetting. I was like, you have one job and you can't remember the fucking moves.
Yeah. So the worst part about it is like there's tons of people.
And he parks, obviously, where I'm going in, which is this store. And I realize, oh, no.
You're going to get out of the car. Everyone's going to think that I'm J-Lo.
And they wasted the good surprise on you. I'm going to disappoint a ton of people, which is like what I've done my whole childhood.
And it's just like going to re-trigger all my past trauma. So I'm like, okay, how do we get out of this car and avoid the like.
Are you immediately apologizing? Like you open the door, you're like, sorry, sorry, sorry. So the second I get out of the car, I'm like, how would J-Lo not get out of the car? So I like put out my like foot.
So I'm like, not J-Lo's foot. And I'm like, oh, that could be J-Lo's foot.
I don know. JLo doesn't have these calves.
JLo didn't fucking play tennis.

She's had these calves.

So I literally, and immediately I kind of roll out and just like turn into the crowd.

Like I just did not want that moment where people went.

Like I don't think I would have recovered.

I would have never.

So I was just like, I wanted to be like a publicist.

Like, you don't know I'm there.

I'm just.

So I like literally like crawl out like Gollum. And I'm just like, I wanted to be like a publicist.
Like, you don't know I'm there. So I like literally like crawl out like Gollum and I'm just like walking in.
And then I walk in and it's like, there's no other people doing press. I think like Vogue was there, which I don't know.
They just said like Vogue. I think it was Anna Wintour.
I don't know. They just said Vogue, but I don't know where they were or what the Vogue energy was.
And all the people there were

Italian. And everyone's

it smells good. Everything's beautiful.
So immediately

I'm like I have to

tell everyone I'm half Italian.

You have to. So I go.
That's part of

being Italian is if you meet someone else

who's Italian you have to be like hey

I'm also Italian. So they're speaking like

in an Italian accent. Yeah.
And I like come

up to this group and I'm like hey guys just want you to know I'm half Italian. I'm half Italian.
The they're speaking like in an Italian accent. Yeah.
And I like come up to this group and I'm like, hey, guys, just want you to know. I'm good here.
The family. We're family.
We're okay. I know what's going on.
I support the movement. And they were laughing.
And I was like, okay. And they go upstairs and her manager and agent from the documentary are just like sitting at this like cafe they have upstairs.
Did you watch her documentary? Yes. I've watched everything.
I've watched everything with JLo. Well, because you're a good reporter, you do your research.
And also I've seen every documentary ever. Ever.
I've watched hers multiple times, her halftime one. But they're sitting there and I'm like really excited because I'm like, that's the agent.
Yeah. And they're talking about serious things.
And then I realized people are just watching. There's a huge window watching the crowd waiting for Jen.
Sorry, Jen. JLo.
I mean. JLo to come.
And then I'm like, this is crazy. And then I realized I can stand.
Like, we're all just admiring this, like, crazy thing. Yeah.
And then they were like, okay, hair and makeup, she's here. And everyone's like, and she walks out, and it was like, it was crazy.
Does she glow? It was, yeah. Well, she was wearing this gorgeous pink dress.
Pink David Coma dress. Yeah, I've seen that a lot.
She had her typical J-Lo, like, Ray-Ban type things. And, like, she was smiling.
And then she looks up, and I waved. Because I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
I didn't know what to do. She waved back.
I go, oh, she waved. And I'm like, you're about to interview her.
J-Lo waved. J-Lo waved.
She waved. I go, she saw me.
And everyone's like, shut the fuck up. And I'm like, I'm Italian.
And then, so I'm thinking, they were like, she might have to do, like, hair and makeup when she gets in. Like, we don't know.
I was like, dude, my whole day is reserved for J.Lo. I will sit here for eight hours, whatever you guys need.
Also, I'm sweating because I was wearing this really nice, like, cashmere sweater they gave me. But it was hot out.
Yeah. And I'm about to interview J.Lo.
And it was gray. Yes.
So they were like, hey, can we switch out your talk? Oh. And I was like, that would actually be amazing.
Like, they were so nice about it. Yeah.
But they were like, you're not going to interview J-Lo looking like that. They're like, you look like you pissed your pits.
Wait. Wait.
Imagine if J-Lo was like, I'm not going to be on camera with sweaty pets. She turns out to my friend.
She's like, is this the best we could do? Is she OK? She's like, who and someone's like i did she's like great you're fired so i'm like okay and they're like don't worry like she's coming but like she's not gonna immediately be ready so i'm everyone's been waiting for her to come right i go to switch my shirt as i'm switching my shirt she's walking in oh my god i kind of missed but i was like hiding from her so she wouldn Yeah. And then I, I'm with celebrities.
I'm such a little bitch. Yeah.
Like, you know, some people are just normal. Right.
Like next thing you know, like they become best friends with them. Yeah.
I'm not that person. I would, I'd rather have no interaction than like possibly have a weird one.
I don't want to assume that you want to talk to me ever. Right.
So I'm immediately like staying out of the way and someone had to literally grab me

and be like, you are here

to talk to her. And I was like, are you sure

she's ready?

And she basically was like, let's go right now. Let's go.

So immediately I go up

and of course I

look at her and go, I was

born in the Bronx.

Which first

of all, it is true. I lived there

in Riverdale for two years, then moved to

Park Slope. You're like, I also enjoy an orange drink.
This is the thing. You think, like, with a normal person, I wouldn't go up to you, like, if I was just meeting you, I wouldn't immediately be like, oh, I also like to wear shoes.
You're like, I don't care. Like, I don't care.

Yeah.

So like, and she probably deals with this all day.

So immediately I'm like, okay, we're starting.

But she was like, oh.

Nice.

I'm like, is she cool?

Gold star.

Yeah, like you didn't give her like something to follow up with.

No.

And then she was like, what hospital?

Because you don't, people don't treat celebrities like humans.

Right.

We're just like, ah.

But I also, I was trying to be like, look, we're both from New York City. Yeah.
I have a fat ass. Like, nothing's going to, like, let's fucking bye, bitch.
Let's go. You're like, my husband has an accent.
And then I look at her and I was, I go, which now I'm saying it out loud, I realize. I look at her and I just go, are you tired? Because I'm trying to be like, we're girls.
But that's how you can act. We're girls.
But then I realized. And did she then I realized did she think that I was saying

she looked tired

which is the meanest thing

you could do to someone

no you literally offended you

I go are you tired

because you look like shit

but I go are you tired

and she kind of looks at me

and I was like

you've been fucking everywhere

that's the first question

I ask all these celebs

because you know

they're in London yesterday

I like to just stop

and pause and be like

let's take a moment

how do you do it

it's like Killian Murphy

who went on a whole speech

about how he just sleeps

and I was like thank you

but she just was like, no, I feel good. And I was like, that's what JLo would say.
Yeah, that's a lie. And then she was saying how she was like dancing.
She was like, I've been dancing all the time. And I was like, as JLo would.
And she has like three kids. Two or three kids.
And it was funny. I was watching her watch her Intimisamy campaign that was like playing.
Yeah. And she has like three kids.
Yeah. Two or three kids.

And it was funny.

I was watching her watch her Intimisamy campaign that was like playing.

Yeah.

And she like made a comment about something.

And I'm like, oh my God, she's just human.

What? She was like judging herself.

What does she smell like?

I mean, it's.

Like is it a sweet scent or is it more of like a men's cologne like sexy scent?

For sure sweet.

But I also was like, I was a little blacking out. Like I wasn't aware of my surroundings, what was going on.
I was just like put sentences together. But she was like immediately like cool, good.
I immediately like felt good. Yeah, you felt okay.
So we went in and I'm going to post the first video today. And she was like talkative.
So I go in assuming like they don't want to be here and they don't want to talk to me and how do I make the most of it?

Yeah.

And I just...

That's a great headspace to be in.

Yeah.

All the time.

Because it's like I'm ready for...

I know that everyone hates me here.

I'm ready for the worst.

Yeah.

Under promise over deliver.

And also I just dealt with the Montana boys

who like did not form a full sentence the whole time

but it was hilarious.

So I asked her like some broad questions

and she was just going on.

Oh good. Like talking.
And I think her team was even excited that she seemed passionate about it. And then towards the end, I actually was trying to wrap it up.
I was like, I've taken enough of this woman's time. Yep.
And she was adding on to it. Was she funny? I feel like I was making her laugh.
Yeah. Like, I told her I wear granny panties.
And when she said... She reacted how you would react.
She was like,

oh. I can't believe you told Jennifer Lopez

that my friend Hannah Burner

exclusively

wears granny panties. And then she was like,

why wouldn't you wear a thong? And then I

like froze. Because I have my reasons.

But I didn't want to get into it. But are they J-Lo

appropriate? So then I go, well, I have a

big butt like you. And I don't want to be like flapping around.
And she goes, not to each their own. Like, she basically said that.
And I was like, okay. Is that why you don't wear a thong? No, no, no.
I was just like, what does flapping mean? What does flapping even mean? You panicked.

You panicked. I panicked.

You were like, oh my.

But you know what I try to say?

It's about the vibes.

People remember what you say.

They remember how you make them feel.

And hopefully I made her feel safe and welcome with me bringing up granny panties.

I asked her a lot about confidence and aging.

Because if you think about it, a lot of women, by the time they turn 50, do you remember the Amy Schumer sketch?

Your last fuckable day?

No.

No.

It's one of the greatest sketches ever.

Everyone go on YouTube.

It has Julie Dreyfuss,

two other people

who are amazing.

Like an SNL sketch?

I think Tina Fey's in it.

And it was on Amy Schumer's show.

Okay.

And she basically was like, oh, what are you guys up to? And they're all having, they're at a picnic. And they were like, oh, we're celebrating her last fuckable day.
And Amy Schumer's like, what? And they were like, yeah, like, she now is going to get roles for, like, you know, the mom or, like, the, like, the sad neighbor. Like, they were just talking about, like.
And how old? And I think she, like, turned, like, and she was like oh I'm so excited to not have to like be fuckable anymore and it's like it's an amazing sketch yeah because that's so true but that's why I think like we have to give kudos to JLo where like JLo's squashed that narrative so much where like JLo is all is will always be a sex symbol and yeah and so many times the industry really wants old women to disappear absolutely like from like the news to I mean comedy to models like once you get older like please disappear like there's really only like six I feel like really famous actresses that are like in their 60s and 70s that still like work. Yeah.

Like they picked one and they're like we'll stick with you

forever until you die. I mean there's been this recent amazing surge

of like Jamie Lee Curtis and the woman

from Everything Everywhere All at Once.

She won like the Oscar.

Yeah yeah yeah yes. And Michelle

can you tell me who she is?

Michelle Pfeiffer? No. I love Michelle Pfeiffer.

I don't know why. But traditionally like especially in old, they would take women to the back of the barn.
What? And just... Kill them? Kill them.
No. When they were done using them like horses.
Shut up. Obviously, I'm joking.
I was like, wait, are you talking, like legit telling me about someone's murder? I was like, what documentary are you watching? Basically, once once you were a certain age, like, entertainment wanted nothing to do with you. No, people should give J-Lo...
I always think of it, and I feel like sometimes people don't, like, think of it this way. Like, okay, people are getting, like, mad at J-Lo sometimes.
Like, she's always, like, doing her thing. She loves herself, whatever.
She's a Leo. People don't give her credit for how long she's been famous like to be able to sustain that type of celebrity from your 20s to your 50s that's a lot of work that's a lot of anxiety and also i think people are missing the point of the documentary ben affleck has this amazing point where he's like just like alcohol sometimes jennifer acts like addicted to the attention and the likes and the views and i try to tell her like just like alcohol it doesn't cure the problem right it's you have to love yourself and it was fucking heavy wait ben i feel like you just spoke to my soul but like everyone can understand where you're like it stems from you not feeling good enough that you constantly need affirmation from other people and it's like, that's not a reason to hate someone.
And also, like let's not forget, she's the first Latina woman to ever make a million dollars in a film. Like, to do that...
Wait, that's insane. To do that, you have to be delusional.
You have to be like, I'm the... like you have to have that attitude.
She paved the way for so many fucking people. No, no that's Selena movie I feel like I still watch that like once a year also the fashion also shout out to Selena we weren't even like born we weren't born but I feel connected I feel connected to her you want to know someone I don't feel connected to? don't say JoJo Siwa Taylor Swift I just have a few things to say about Taylor Swift's album Can you please do a compliment sandwich? First of all, the amount of work she had to put in to put out a double album I mean, the woman doesn't sleep She must just be work, work, work, work, work And I love when she speaks her truth I truly,.
I love that it's getting so much praise. I love that her fans are so excited.
I'm most excited that her fans are so excited. But Kimberly Noelle Kardashian is my lord and savior.
They could never make me hate her. They could never make me hate her.
We're also trying to figure out if one of them's a Giggler or they're both Gigglers. Who? Taylor or Kim? Kim, if you're a Giggler, give us a sign.
It's honestly none of our business, but I will say this. True, it's not our business how you spend your time listening to podcasts.
Taylor, make a song about anyone you want. Spill the fucking tea, do whatever you want.
The one line that your daughter's going to come home singing this song and we're both going to know it's about me because I've been so emotional lately. All I could think about was like, okay, so now when North goes to school and every girl is in her school in the fourth fucking grade is talking about the Taylor Swift album, all she's going to know is that Taylor Swift hates her mom and probably hates her and like hates that family and that made me so sad the Italian side of us is like oh don't get family involved yeah yeah I was like I don't know if like you needed to say the one sentence about her daughter Taylor like Italians does not forget say, Taylor, like Italians, does not forget.
No, she didn't forget. No, and that, and I'm not mad about that.
I'm not mad about the song. It's a little bit like someone, let's say, you know when someone's abused in a way, and then the person responds to the abuse, and everyone gets mad at how they responded to the abuse, but really, like, you felt abused.
Everyone's living in their own, like, narrative of everyone's, and that's that's what taylor talks about how like she's the villain in other people's stories right it's like but yet that was a fucking and i felt it and i'm so for like calling someone out who did something wrong to you and all of america thought it was one way and you being like actually let me like drop some knowledge on you. I love that.
But when it brings in like a child, I got like, I was like, oh. Did Kim respond in any way? I don't think so.
No. I've had situations in my past where like, aren't we mad at Kanye? Aren't we always? But like sometimes it's like, let's focus on the men.
Let's not forget. And I'm sure there's so much more.
I don't even know what they're fighting about still. I actually literally don't know what they're still fighting about or what even.
I do. Just the Grammy thing? No.
Like it started with that. It started with that.
That's when she was like, I haven't been wanting to be a part of this narrative for so long. And then Kanye was like, I asked her for permission to put this in the song.
And Taylor actually said no. But then they lied and said that she said yes, right? So she said yes, but he didn't tell her that he was going to call her a bitch in the song.
It said, I made that bitch famous. And they put out a recording and it never showed her saying yes to that.
But it was her being like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. Thanks for telling me.
So that's her whole thing of, like, they skewed the narrative and made me seem like a monster. Then Taylor Swift basically got canceled.
Like, her whole career was over. Taylor Swift is over, party.
Taylor Swift's a manipulative fit. We hate Taylor.
So, like, the pain that was caused was crazy. Yeah, probably insane.
But then, like, with Kim, like, she's supporting her husband. Right.
Not anymore, clearly. So I feel like the beef needs to get settled.
I also squash that beef. But I do have to say no one owes, like, if Taylor doesn't want an apology, that's another thing, too.
Right. And I'm not saying Taylor didn't, like, shouldn't have said that whole song about Kim.
Like, she could make a song like about anyone like telling them to fuck off. And I love that energy.
But it was just made me feel sad for the kids. I would argue the K I am and thank you, Amy.
Yeah. A little too on the nose.
I mean, she could have just done a K. Why didn't she just do K? Or she could have just done the song and it was called called Thank You, Amy.
Yeah. Because people already knew.
Because in the song, too, and she's like, oh, I didn't add any discerning factors. Just your name.
But the overall concept of the song, I think all of us can take with us. Yeah.
Did you listen to it, listen to it? No. I listened to it on the plane.
Basically, it's fucking crazy. Like the you listen to i listen to a lot of it wow because i was on planes all i got sick i'm fucking playing all week i don't even want to hear it hannah because every time i call you out for something insane like taking a shit in the middle of a bodega or wearing delta headphones.
A week later, it happens to me.

It literally.

I can't control the universe.

I can't control the karmic forces.

I get to the airport and I'm just like, there's no way.

There's literally no way I don't have my headphones or my backup headphones.

You forgot both headphones.

Both of them.

I was like, what was I doing? And then I had to get fucking wired headphones. And they're like $23.
No, I literally was walking through JFK and I was like, this fucking bitch. So what was your experience? Do you feel grounded? You were like, these are the good old days.
You felt nostalgic. I actually did feel a certain type of way.
I was like, I'm just a kid. Traveling, you you know? Like, I'm not.
Like, I know people complain about the wires getting, but, like, there's something cute about your biggest issue in that moment is getting the wires undone. Yeah, and I was just like, obviously, there's not even Wi-Fi.
Well, here's what it was. There was obviously no Wi-Fi on the Delta flight.
Would the Bluetooth have worked? Yes, the Bluetooth would have worked. I still don't understand.
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Yeah. In these hotels that, the worst internet.
And I have to, like, download big video files.

And I'm texting Grace.

I'm like, these fucking hotels don't have internet.

And Grace is like, just use your phone as a hotspot.

And I was like, do I look like someone who knows how to use her phone as a hotspot?

Oh, I don't know how to do that either.

I didn't think that.

Like, I think I tried once and I was like, that's made up.

Like, Bluetooth.

We actually, I think both of us together, are very against technology advances.

I mean, we have not started ChatGT. We don't like change.
Should we put out an episode that's ChatGBT of Giggly Squad? Like, see what they would say? My conspiracy theorist boyfriend obsessed with ChatGBT. There's also an app that you can just talk back to it and, like, ask it things.
He loves that. Nathan McIntosh is a hilarious comedian.
He just had a YouTube special out. He basically was like— Wait, was that on Netflix? No, it's on YouTube.
But he's this, like, cute redhead. And he was like, what's the one thing that we're— I'm going to butcher this joke.
I actually kind of forget it. But he was like, what's the one thing that we're so afraid of that could possibly ruin the world? And the nerds are like, let's make it AI.
Yeah. Like, it's the only thing.
He's like, what's the only thing that humans, we're not the dominant force? Yeah. AI.
AI. Let's create it.
Yeah. I'm kind of obsessed with apocalypse.
Except, except if there's like, I do think about it in this way too. If there's a world where everyone gets their own AI person that lives in their house, Hannah, think about it.
if there's like, I do think about it in this way too, if there's a world where everyone gets their own AI person that lives in their house, Hannah, think about it. If there's like an AI in your home, imagine you could just be like, hey, I would like love a quesadilla right now.
Oh, like? Like a butler. Like a butler.
Yeah, but it's AI. But like, that's literally how all these movies begin because the next thing you know the butler I'm like,

why are you holding the knife?

Yeah,

but think about that.

Why are you holding

the knife like that?

think about those six months

where you're just

getting waited on

because like,

then I'd be ready to go.

Wait,

I just want to.

And I feel like my AI

wouldn't turn against me.

Wait,

I want to play this.

It's loud to me to think

that humans,

we have no natural predators,

none,

and we made one with AI.

It's like if

salmon invented grizzly bears.

That's true.

Wow, you're really good.

That really got you.

I was listening to the Taylor Swift album, and it's funny

because wasn't AI putting out, like, Taylor

Swift songs? Also, when I did my

Taylor Swift song about the touchdown, I feel like

it was, like, her, how she was, like, I knew I playing i'm playing in the end so i feel like it was this i feel like she it was the same song i mean so oh no ai put out like nudes of her so fucked up isn't that crazy yeah but that's i think it's good for the future though because then whenever your nude does leak you go that's ai okay this is like the sick part of my brain I'm like what would AI like make my nude look like would it look better than like my actual like I didn't want to see like oh what would it look like that's highly illegal you know like just like just for me I'm like yeah like what if I like what is myself like I just want to see what if you want when you want to send just AI it and send it to guys? So you don't have to actually, like. I feel like I was doing that years ago.
Because I had one girlfriend where, like, I think her literal fucking job was to sit home and take nudes. So she had so many.
And so, like, certain times when I would be, like, ask for one, I would be, like, I'm just, like, not doing that and I don't even like you. I would text her and be, like, can you just send me like your head's not in it's just your ass and she'd be like yeah and so I would just send that like I would have them all saved in my phone because she didn't give a shit at all she like I have so many questions yeah so first of all you are on MTV Cafe was her butt similar to your butt? Not at all.
Not at all. She had such a good ass.
It was J-Lo. It was J-Lo.
Literally four times bigger than that. This bitch went to like hit classes every morning.
I was like, hey, could you send me a pic in that black underwear that you love so much? I really like when you like pose. I love when you like poke it out a little and like your nails kind of in it.
I wonder if anyone ever like caught on. Wait, you're crazy.
I don't want to say a C word. But also like I didn't find anything wrong with it.
Like I feel like some guys would be like, but that's like you're lying. So what? I don't care.
Guys, whenever they would say anything about like pussy or something, I would just find a Google image of like a cat lying on their back and I would send it. And I thought it was so funny when I was like 16.
I mean, that's funny. I thought it was hilarious.
And they'd be like, that's not funny. And I'd be like, that's my pussy.
It's also just like sometimes why you lied about your height. That's not my ass.
So what? Same thing. I was always, unless I was in a relationship

like for a long time,

I was like very anti-nudes.

But I'm also,

that's like me with like no cigarettes.

Wait, me too.

I'm very anti-nudes

because in my head,

I thought that I was either

going to be famous

or the president.

Wait, wait.

Hannah, I love that you thought

that you were going to be the president

because I love it so fucking much.

No, I would tell people,

I'd be like, if I become president one day, I can't have this out. Did I actually believe it? No, but I meant like I'm going to be something.
Yeah. And this cannot, your fucking bullshit cannot come back to get me.
Hannah, that's why I wouldn't drink at parties in high school when they would put it on like MySpace. I'm like, no, guys, I'm going to be famous and I can't have these photos of me drinking at 16.
Meanwhile, that's all you do for a living now is drink. And I literally was made to drink.
No, but I really, and it's not like I thought I was better than anyone. I just was like, no, you had a different feeling inside.
I had a feeling. Yeah.
And I also had parents who were very like tough on me where they were strict. And I was just like, this is not worth it.
I was like, if you like me, I don't have have to send you a picture of my butthole it's so funny because literally like two weeks ago I don't know what Craig and I were talking about and I go you know what's crazy is that like there are people in the world that are like hey I actually could be the president like I could run the country and I go and they have to be naturally narcissistic to think oh I it. Yes.
And Craig was like, just like agreeing with me. And he was like, yeah, no, like that's crazy.
I'm not kidding. Four days later, he goes, I think I could be president.
It's just like. But this is the thing.
It's not just narcissism. Sometimes it's more complex where it's like back to the J-Lo thing.
Yeah. Where like they feel like they're missing something and they think doing something that incredible will heal all of their trauma.
Has anyone looked at pictures when like presidents go in the first year and then they get out the fourth year how much they've aged? That was me with reality TV. Like that alone I'd be like no thank you unless we have a doctor on call that's shooting me up with Botox every day No, thank you.
But that's why we do have to appreciate, what I appreciate about Taylor Swift is a lot of people get scared of success. Or if something happens that's good, they're like, oh, fuck, now I feel more pressure.
Like, that's why a lot of people, like, stop putting out albums. They're just like, I can't keep up.
I mean, there's no way Taylor. I would love for Taylor, because she's obviously the biggest pop star in the fucking world.

I'd love for her to say, what does she do when she gets really anxious?

Because there's no way this girl is just living every day.

Did you watch Miss Americana?

Yeah.

She had some really good moments where she was just talking about, oh, in the past, if I saw this picture of me, I would spiral and I wouldn't eat. But Miss Americana, she wasn't even, I mean, she was obviously huge then, but over the past three years, like it's been insane.
If I was her, I would have a therapist on deck. Yeah.
Like professional athletes, like Iga Shvietek, number one tennis player in the world, travels with a mental health coach. She literally has a therapist with her at all times, sitting in her...
Wait. And I was like, wait, that's what I want.
So her team is around her. She has her coach, the physical therapist, the mental therapist, and then the trainer, and then her agent and her manager, and that's her crew.
And the woman is just always talking her through her life. I wonder if the if the therapist is ever like oh you're gaslighting her okay it's just like a personal like nope that was rude uh triggering much but it's just like you can start paying people for everything you need but like just like the billy ellis documentary like billy suffers from tourette's when her exactly like you're dealing with heightened emotions but also that's how these people want to live their life.
Like, her life is insane. No, and I'd also just like to know, like, what does she do right when she gets off of stage? Yeah.
Like, does she immediately go shower? Yeah. Does she, like, do, like, what does the nighttime look like so that she can get up the next day and do the whole thing again? I really want to know about the recovery time.
Some article was like Taylor Swift's trainer says that her workout to prepare for the Ares tour would make most people puke or want to lay down. And I was like, any workout I want to lay down.
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So thank you. And that feels so close to me because it's so true where, like, whenever something horrible happens to me, that is my rebirth.
Right. Like, I literally will be stagnant until, like, a breakup, losing a job, like, having a mental breakdown of some sort.
And I feel like this is with a lot of women and gays. Yeah.
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Like like she fucking takes up and i really do believe you always level up after these traumas a hundred percent that's why you're so pro failing like failing makes you so much stronger well one easy way that i like to like see my progress in life is you go from who your first boyfriend ever was to then who was your next one and then like you just keep going again you sabotage me i was so emotional this weekend what happened nothing that's the thing literally nothing i have start i think since i've like been regulating my hormones oh my body's been feeling like insanely different was too high before my testosterone was way too high and then like the birth control they were like oh we'll just bring your estrogen up and it's like no please don't do that. So now that they're like evening out I'm not kidding I lost like 7 pounds doing nothing because I think like my body was holding on to so much like water weight and like inflammation.
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No, that's not. And it's because of your hormones.
Like I have a goat beard. Like whenever you get like random hairs, yeah, your hormones are fucked up.
And like I had really bad skin and now it Like, and now it's, like, trying to, like, even out.

But whatever.

We'll deal with that.

What was I saying prior?

The girls were gay.

Okay, so I'm, like, fine.

And then, like, all Saturday night I just was so anxious.

And, like, about anything that I couldn't stop crying.

And, like, but I'm, like, laughing because I'm also crying.

And Craig's, like, thinks I'm on drugs because he's like i've just never seen you be emotional like whatever but he probably loves it he loves when i'm vulnerable and he loves when i'm he actually loves he like straight up has munchausen's because he loves when i'm sick he loves when i'm sick because i'm like very soft and sweet when he's sick i'm like you're so fucking cute yeah like he's obsessing me if i have a cough he's like oh my god and i'm like stop wait i love that we're getting into our mental health moment yeah so the only reason i bring it up is because i've never had that really like i've been anxious and been like oh my god i'm like about to have a panic attack but I've never gotten like super emotional over my anxiety and it was more because I hate like didn't want to feel like like I was frustrated that I was anxious that's what happened to me pre special taping yeah I called Des and he didn't know that I was having an anxiety attack and he was like hey and I was like and I just started crying because you're like judging yourself for your emotions and you're frustrated yes and my basically my therapist told me like first of all stop being mean to yourself and it's you're human humans feel this emotion and then also like what if you fucked around and actually processed one emotion and I was like how? but how? that But how? That's what school should be. How to process an emotion.
I don't need the Pythagorean theorem. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know if I'm mad.
Basically, it's the concept of like to get past anything, you have to go through it. So it's like you have to, whatever is like bothering you, you have to fucking deal with.
You can't do external things. It always is going to go back to the source.
I'll do 20 to 20 external things a thousand percent so it's like your anxiety will catch up to you yeah I also realized with my mental health recently I think I have a form of OCD and it's not like an intrusive thought that's like weird it'll just be like a thought okay and I just like can't get off of it as in Like, for example, I'm, like, editing my special right now. Yep.
And I, like, gave a note about it.

And then. thought okay and i just like can't get off of it as in like for example i'm like editing my special right now and i like gave a note about it and then i like kind of got worried like oh was that the right note to give and then i just like couldn't stop yeah thinking about obsessing obsessing and then like i'm like oh is this a big thing and then something else will happen and then i have to obsess over that yeah and this goes back to saying when i when I was fucking 11 years old, this is how crazy I am.
I once turned to my dad in the car. And I'll never forget that I did this.
And I said, what are you supposed to think about all day? And he was like, what? Wait. As an 11? Because I remember sitting there being like, what do I think about? No, but what are you supposed to think about all day because instead i will i'm i have a little bit of like adhd ocd where like i'll get into a product and obsess over it i mean a project i'll obsess over it and then it's like or with boys i would like obsess over you know my crush like i love obsessing over something but i was like how do you just exist my therapist says when I get like obsessive over things like I'll get obsessed with like fixing someone something that's wrong in someone else's life yeah and she's like it's you literally do that because you don't want to face yourself and like what's going on wrong in your life and I'm like but there's nothing wrong in my life and she's like because you haven't dove into it people will be like Hannah why are you working so much i'm like i'm literally running from my thoughts the second i have nothing to do they come at me they're coming yeah and i don't trust them i don't know what they are but there is a form of ocd which is like i think when you have a thought and you'd like to attach to it and i have to work on like releasing and just being like nothing comes from you obsessing over this right and it's literally just like boredom in my brain like it's not bad things it'll just be like I also have anxiety that like everyone at all times is trying to sabotage me like I have a hard that's a little paranoia yeah oh no I'm full paranoia like it's it's a lot for me to trust any like girlfriend like if you become my friend now I probably I probably won't ever trust you.
Yeah. I feel like.
No, that's valid. It's like I'm too in my 30s.
That's valid. Like I know the people I trust and I know the people I don't.
Yeah. And so I have a hard time like.
Well, that's a protection. Yeah.
You're protecting yourself, which reminds me, I have that same thought. Because you think you're being proactive.
Yeah. Like if I'm worried about this, it'll never happen.
Right. happen right because I'm looking out for it yeah but then you're like manifesting it almost yeah and I think it's also like I went to an all-girls high school like I've had so many girlfriends like I've seen so many girlfriends just like turn and be like and I hate you now and so then as you like get older that doesn't happen as much because you're like in your 20s, you're working and whatever.
But I still feel that with girls. I'm like, but what if you actually hate me and that's why you want to be my friend? So funny you brought that up because last night I convinced myself that this girl that I don't know very well, but she's friends with my friend, is mad at me.
But not like recently. I basically figured out that I think that she might be mad at me at something that happened two years ago.
And then I was like, and I don't know her very well. But I think she's mad about something.
And then I start freaking out. And then I can't even focus on conversations.
I'm feeling this shame. I'm like, you should have known that this girl was mad at you.
And that, no, I'm losing my mind. No, this is real.
And then I go and I go, have I, I'm not really close with her. But like, but like I think she's I'm like maybe she's not close with me because she's mad at me from two years ago so then I and it's I really don't want her to be mad at me I can't wait for you to tell me after the pod who you're talking about so then I go on my to her Instagram page and I go she must have like messaged me like over the last two years yeah look at it she messaged once once and I go she's mad at me i fully did you dm her and say are you mad i dmd a full paragraph being like hey because something happened to her that was like good this is such i fully did it and went to sleep yeah woke up did she respond like this is a girl who's not even in my life yeah this is crazy behavior and she responded like oh my god like so chill.
And then we continued talking the rest of the day. Like it wasn't like she just said it to shut me up.
Like she literally, like we're just, we've never really spoken before. And she was like, oh, hi.
Yeah, I get that. I've had that too.
But sometimes I feel like I've had that before in terms of like something will pop into my brain. I'll be like, I said that to someone five years ago and I should have never said that.
And I'll text them and be like, hey, remember that time? I apologized for that. And they're like, I don't remember that.
But I feel like it's almost a cleansing. I was about to say, I think it's healthy because most issues I feel like people deal with is miscommunication.
And I'm the kind of person that as as people know and like admit to what they did and know what happened then they won't do it again because it's the people who like don't address it and I'm like do they even know that they pissed me off so like you saying like hey I know that hurt you and like I apologize or like are you mad at me like so many friends have been like are you mad at me about something and I literally laugh and I like love them more because they care love yeah because they care I always say why the fuck would I be mad at you literally after my bachelorette Taylor Strucker wait I feel like she texted me too no she got like she had that like hungover anxiety where she thought everyone was mad at her she brought it up at lunch the other day she goes remember when everyone was mad at me at the bachelorette no Taylor was the star of the bachelorette everyone loves her it makes you feel less crazy because Because guys were all dealing with this and i guess we have like i also always think that grace was on your bachelorette party which she wasn't but like in my head grace was on your bachelorette which is like the saddest thing it's it's your fault you shouldn't have gotten married without grace we didn't even know grace yet which is even crazier. Do you know what's crazier? We went to get an early lunch with the girls in Soho.
Oh, yeah. We like went out.
Like how did that even happen? We did like an impromptu Ladies Who Lunch. Which was so fun.
And we wore like fun outfits. We were going off.
And we just chatted. We just kiki.
That felt very, I loved that moment so much because I feel like when I first moved to New York, I worked for that moment. Do you know what I mean? Like I worked for the moment that I'm sitting at a front table at Chibriani with all my girlfriends that I just like would literally throw myself in front of a bus for everyone at that table and like had leopard pants on and I was like this is what I dreamt about as a child well Paige texts me she goes you're gonna love my outfit and then I respond just warning you I'm wearing leopard and she goes are you fucking kidding me so we both show up with leopard like two fucking freaks one of the gigglers DM'd me and was like, okay, Copenhagen like copying Hannah's aesthetic.
No, you guys have to realize like I'm constantly sending you Instagram reels and photos. I'm sending her stuff that I like just to A, her to comment on it or B, be like maybe you'll like this.
So I'm trying to always influence Paige. Yeah.
Because the biggest compliment is Paige deciding wait, that is actually

tasteful. I like that.
No, I

love the Copenhagen, like, vibes.

We have to go. Yeah, we do.

We should do a giggly squat there.

The best part about the dinner,

Linner, was that we were home by 7.

It was amazing.

We ate. We were home by 7.
I'd

wash my face. I was in bed by, like, 8.30

and I was like, this is adulthood.

Speaking of watching stuff,

I just watched... Wait.
I was in bed by like 8.30. And I was like, this is adulthood.

Speaking of watching stuff, I just watched. Wait.
I saw that you posted that on Instagram. And I keep clicking over it because I'm like, I don't know what this is about.
Let me lay down the fucking law. So my friend Allie Colbert posted about it.
And Allie has good taste. And by good taste, I mean Allie hates everything.
So if Allie likes it, I'm like,

Allie will make fun of literally everything.

I love that.

So it's called Baby Reindeer,

which you're like, what the fuck is that about?

Click on it.

It's this Scottish comedian, so that's fun.

Yep.

And it's based on real life story

of him dealing with a stalker.

So it has the creepiness. Warning you, the first three episodes, they're very interesting, but they're a little like, okay, where is this going? Yeah.
But I think he was trying to show like how. I watched the first one, but I ended up falling asleep and then I never went back.
He's basically showing like how repetitive and tedious having a stalker is. Okay.
And I'm not trying to be like on episode 37, like stay with it. It gets good.
But like episode four was the greatest episode of television I've ever watched in my life. Wow.
Because of the story? Because of the acting? Because of the story that happens to be like real. The perspective that he shows in it.
Is it funny at all? Yes. Well, there's moments of gold and then moments of like seriousness, which I think is why like European comics are less like trying to be funny all the time and they'll get like deep in and then out of nowhere you're like, why am I laughing? I went through a phase where I was only watching Irish television.
No, the British, the Irish, the Scottish, they're so fucking genius. And there's a lot.
Like, if you search on Amazon and Apple, I feel like has the most Irish. Like, that one show Fleabag, which British, like, I love anything she's in.
Also, Scottish accent can be really hard to understand, but this guy's really easy. The acting is so fucking good.
But basically, something really, really wild happens that he shows from a different perspective that i think is like revolutionary and then also like encapsulates like life yeah in a way where like every time you think something's like working and you're like i figured out life and he'll like so many times in movies it's so simple we're like something's bad happening then something good happens and everyone's happy that's not how life works right and you see there's so many times where you're like oh this is the end like he's he's he's doing what like whatever yeah and then life hits you how many episodes six did you finish it yeah but the thing is after the first three episodes des and i went to sleep last night and we almost didn't go back to it because we were like okay we get it yeah and then we turn that's how i felt when i watched the first episode and i was like falling asleep i was like okay i'm probably not gonna like watch the episode four will blow your fucking but it is intense okay like it's intense like i'm gonna do that tonight then it's intense and that like four five and six is incredible did you see victoria back home turn 50 no she had a birthday party what was it like it looked just great all the space girls were Spice Girls were there. They have to be coming back, right? I don't know.
Well, you know what's funny is like now they're on TikTok. Oh.
Like I feel like we're going to lose. Wait, did you see that? Like TikTok's like legit probably going to get banned.
So remember the first time around everyone was freaking out? Why is no one talking about it now? I don't know because now it went like another layer where it could get banned. Are we just like pretending it's not happening? It's like someone broke up with you and you just keep texting.
That's so girl coded. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
You go, I can't process that emotion right now, so I'm just not going to address it. Yeah, it's like, yeah.
No, it's literally when your boyfriend breaks up with you and you're like. I have to post my Montana boys videos, so can you just wait a couple days? No, literally.
I mean, if TikTok goes away, we'll be fine, but I think TikTok be fine but i think tiktok is just i mean i mean will everyone just go and start doing will we just be scrolling reels at night i just think tiktok is fun because people like it's so expressive and it's just like you don't want everything to be owned because like what i like on tiktok is not what I like anywhere else in the world. Exactly.
I don't get influenced on TikTok. I've never seen an app.
I mean, every conspiracy theory, but continue. That's different.
That's knowledge. I don't see girls' outfits on TikTok, I feel like, and then go buy their shit.
I kind of reserve that, I feel like, for Instagram. On TikTok, I'll see a girl that I like, like her fits and then i'll click to her instagram and then try to find links right yeah but tic tic i like my shit to be funny like not don't you feel like i'm a totally different person i'm a different person well it took you a while to get there and i kept being like shit post shit post just post your tic tacs have been so good thank you you're one with craig in the hot tub who thought of it tell me just like give me the I mean I have another sound that I really want to do with craig he's gonna be so happy no he's so excited he was trying to do it last night and I was like I'm really fucking anxious right now I can't just film a tiktok he's like but your lips I'm like, I know, thanks.
I have one thing to piss you off. What? This is just about men.
Okay. Some modern studies, and I don't know what they are, have found that women tell fewer jokes than men, especially in mixed gender groups.
So they're basically saying when you're hanging out with other men.

Not us.

But like most girls would be like, I'm not going to make jokes around them.

But girls are making jokes with their own friends

because they don't feel comfortable making jokes with other men.

It's so funny.

I feel like I haven't met a funny man in like two years.

Like, no, genuinely, when's the last time you met someone for like the first time and it was a man and you're like that guy was really fucking funny except you go to comedy clubs a lot so i'm talking like the average human i like don't meet people yeah we avoid them but also humor comes in all shapes and sizes but it was interesting how like there's still that idea of like women aren't funny and this is interesting

because it's like,

oh,

when men are hanging out with girls

because I've been in situations

where you're the only girl

when I'm younger

and it's a bunch of dudes

and you speak,

no one listens to you

and you're obviously like,

I'm not,

making a joke means

you're like commanding the room

and it's like confidence.

Yeah.

And if you're considered

like the beta of the group,

you're not saying something funny

so if men are always

treating women

as like not equals

they're not

the woman's not gonna

make jokes

or like they'll do a joke

and they'll bomb

so the men will be like

oh woman is funny

when meanwhile

she's going back

to her friends

and they're dying laughing

I genuinely have

two funny guy friends

that I can think of

off the top of my head

and one of them

I don't even talk to

I'm just kidding

but I did get so many

Thank you. and they're dying laughing.
I genuinely have two funny guy friends that I can think off the top of my head. And one of them I don't even talk to.
I'm just kidding. But I did get so many.
And one of them I have to block. And one of them wants me dead.
It's just like a funny sentence. One wants me dead.
Like who in the world? There's definitely multiple people that want me dead. But like it's just funny to think about.

I still have to watch the Brandy Hellville.

Brandy Melville.

Melville.

Oh, but it's called Hellville.

Yeah.

Okay, sorry. I feel like you didn't give me a glowing review.

I can't explain documentaries like you do.

You do it in such a nuanced way.

You do it in such a good way.

It was like okay.

It wasn't anything like that.

Here's the thing.

There wasn't anything that shocking that you didn't already know when you turned it on.

Okay.

It's all you have to do. way um it was like okay it wasn't anything like that here's the thing there wasn't anything that shocking that you didn't already know when you turned it on okay it's not like they dropped some bomb where like yeah the owner like murdered 27 people you know it wasn't like that it was just like yeah they sucked and here's the reasons why it's like yeah we could see that i say duck watching documentaries is like watching porn where like when you first start you're like this is interesting and then you're like unless 40 people get murdered I don't want to see it.

I don't give a shit.

Unless there's stepmoms

that go awry.

I'm like oh they stole

everyone else's clothes.

Cool.

I don't give a fuck.

Did someone die?

Give me the real shit.

Yeah.

I'm like are we arresting him?

What are we doing with him?

Like I don't care.

Desmond was saying that

once he got embarrassed

because he saw his

something popped up

on his computer

where people saw he had porn up. Yeah.
But that was not the embarrassing part. It was that he was searching man kissing woman.
That was so me coded. That's so sweet.
That's so sweet. Me and Craig are not searching that.
Definitely not searching something that sweet.

Thank you so much for gigging with us.

We are going on tour.

Wednesday, the presale is on.

So make sure you're on your shit.

We'll give the code, all that stuff.

If you're struggling with anxiety, it's fine.

Just freaking cry it out.

Crying is good.

Yeah, just chill out.

Also, speaking of crying, I'm going to Jacksonville. There's some tickets available.
Thank you. See ya.
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