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You know what?

I did see in 40x?

Superman.

I,

you motherfuckers.

That's our end up to the end.

No, no, no, no.

I have another 30 seconds.

Okay.

I legitimately, for the first 40 minutes of Superman, thought this is so funny.

This is a multi-year troll that they have done.

It, hmm.

Why

are there things in the seats that punch you in the back?

I thought it would be a lot of tilting forward or side to side to move you.

So you can feel what it likes to get combat sport.

It is.

There's no time you're watching Superman.

You went, I wish I was getting hit by Superman.

And then the little rope that hits you between the legs, and it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I hated it at such a visceral level.

I was so emotional.

Because she mentioned mentioned this.

Aaron sent us a voice memo about the little rope that hits you between the legs.

And I wanted to see.

At the 40X I went to, there was a little rope that hit you between the legs.

What kicking me?

Did you think someone behind you was kicking you?

No,

it's like anytime where someone landed on something, there's this rope that moves left and right that goes in between your legs.

I think Aaron went to like a back alley 40x where somebody had, or I'm like a lazy boy.

Maybe, because it was

off.

Casey, I mean, we've only ever been to the 140x theater, right?

Has anyone seen 40X in a different state?

No.

Yeah, so I don't, maybe in L.A.

they have a little rope, but there's no little rope.

They use

it for the legs

in Chicago.

Yeah, I mean, my dick gets jostled around, but.

Yeah, well, that's because it's in the cutout of your popcorn bucket.

It's the tickler effect, guys.

You're likely thinking of the tickler effect in 40X movie theaters.

I'm not even kidding.

Aaron.

Built into the seats, gentle sensations on your legs and ankles.

It's the tickler eyes.

Is that just air?

It's just air.

No, No, it's a rope that is with air.

They use air.

There's a rope.

There's a rope with air.

Okay.

That moves back and forth between your ankles.

I just don't.

Tickler, the tickler.

Aaron, stop yelling.

I saw the rope.

I was looking at the rope.

You guys, Fortiac sucks so bad, and I cannot believe that that is what the three of you do and you go to to bond.

I couldn't constantly.

It's so wrong that three adult men want to be vulnerable and go sit in the darkness just for one one or two weeves.

I thought it would be well designed, and it would actually feel like it was associated by what is happening in the movie.

But anytime there was a fight, it'd be like, let's just do everything the chair does.

Let's just put all the buttons on for what the chair does.

I'm not going to stand for this.

I'm not going to stand for 40x blasts.

And then snow would come out of one little hole in the front of the theater, and then steam would come out of one little hole in the front of the theater.

I'm being jostled around.

There's like the sitting scenes when they're just talking to each other.

I'm like, oh, this is lovely.

Superman's very good.

This is a good version of Superman.

And then a fight starts and I'm like,

being jostled.

You guys are crazy.

Casey, can I tell you, Mariah and I went back to Superman because we all saw Superman together, but Mariah wanted to see it.

So we saw it in 40X and we sat in the front part of the theater.

Like we usually sit in the back, but we sat in the front where like the snow effects are.

It was so cool to be in the front where the snow effects are because they're literally like over your head, like dripping down on you.

And there's some snow stuff that happens in Superman.

It was, it was very cool.

I thought it was going to be like bad to be down in the front, but it was, I don't think it was better because you have to kind of crane your neck to look at the screen, but they do make up with it, giving you like access to like the more 40xy stuff in there.

Okay, dummies, I looked it up.

Look up the tickler.

40x Tickler.

I'm not on

images.

They're everywhere.

They're in 40x in Denver, 40x in Los Angeles.

We have Tickler, Aaron.

That is one of the things that it's,

in fact, every time I go there, I send Casey and Adela screenshot of Tickler because I think it's so funny.

I just think it's more, it's just air.

There's no external hose.

There is.

I'm looking at the pictures of them.

I'm just looking at a little better.

It's just tuned a little better.

I think it's tuned a little better.

Aaron, here's what I'll say.

No, I'm literally looking at

the picture of that.

And the one you went to is

fucking crazy.

I literally saw it with my own eyes and I looked at it.

I believe yours is like.

Casey, you of all people.

I do.

Listen, here's what I'm saying.

I just want to say that.

You went to different movie theaters, Aaron.

We have different movie theater.

I know that's what I'm saying, but don't say I'm don't say it's just an air thing.

They use air.

I'm telling you, it's this little white rope thing that is hanging down that it goes between your feet.

And if you sit with your legs far enough apart, you guys, I'm actually going to start to lose it.

Aaron, I'm going to,

we will be sure when we're all under you.

Look under the bed.

We'll all go to another 40x movie without you, and we will confirm which features are different.

40x tickler.

Aaron, I'm looking in the closet right now.

I don't see any monsters.

He was here.

Okay, something grabbed your foot, you said.

Aaron, let me ask you about the tickler.

Were you wearing pants or were you wearing like

you were in shorts?

Interesting.

I don't think I've ever seen a 40x movie in shorts.

I like to wear as much clothing to the movie theater as possible because of how disgusting it is in there.

I went with Riley, and his legs were far enough apart that he was able to avoid it.

And then, so halfway through, I started leaning forward and had my legs.

oh maybe that's the difference is that you you're not man spreading enough i man spread and leaned forward and looked like this looked like a idiot the whole time and then the guy from motions 11 was at the movie theater and i went i don't care about anything aaron what did you think of motions 11 was there

just moved past man in chair what did you think aaron of the movie superman though did you like it who's to say I don't know.

I think I might have liked it.

The parts where I wasn't getting thrown about like a ragdoll, I liked it very much, I think.

I thought it was great.

I loved it.

I thought it was fun.

I thought it was like, and I think I've been a Superman hater my whole life.

I've never liked a single Superman IP.

Whoa, kind of like Lex Luthor.

Yeah.

You cheered when Chris Reeves died, right?

At all.

She told you that in confidence.

I told you that in confidence.

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