Patreon Preview #331: The Block Party

Hey everybody, welcome back to the 18th annual Oak Street Block Party.

We made it happen again.

18.

Just a quick couple.

Oak Party turned 18.

Oak Street?

That's really funny.

We,

just a couple logistic things.

Hope nobody puts the dangle in the drain or anything.

Mr.

Jeffries, thank you so much.

So just logistically, whole block is going to be no three cards.

I was just counting on this thing 10 and 18 this year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thank you, Mr.

Jeffries.

So there will be no cars coming through.

The little cat will live on this block and I come to the party.

We love you, Mr.

Jeffries.

I mean, you pay for a lot of the block party, so we're grateful to have you here.

Just a couple more things.

Barbecue party.

So nobody can tell me I can't say anything because I do pay for a lot of the block party.

Right.

Thank you, Mr.

Jeffries.

The barbecue will be in Mindy's backyard, obviously.

If you want hot dogs, hamburgers, all the fixings, that's going to be there.

Mr.

Edwards has requested.

I'm going to have a lot hot dogs a hamburger, but I might have some buns because it's legal now.

Mr.

Jeffries.

The block party turned 18.

Woo!

More jokes like that.

You're the chief of police.

We respect you, obviously.

Barber.

Barber, chief of police.

Oh, don't forget, he likes to be called the peef of pachif.

Remember, it was like a fun thing?

Yeah, you were in the front page of the paper.

It's a newspaper spinning.

This is.

Peef of Pachief.

Peef of Pachif.

And it's him going like this.

You said you thought that was fun, that we called you Peef of Pachief.

Anyways,

Mr.

Williams has requested that no one go on his lawn.

He just put fertilizer down.

He doesn't want anyone stepping on the lawn.

But otherwise, remember, everything's in bounds.

Not inside of houses after last year's incident, obviously.

But have a great time.

Keep an eye on your kids.

And thank you so much.

Thank you, Mr.

Jeffries, for paying for a lot of people.

I gotta go.

I got a lot of block parties to attend today.

A lot of turning 18 block parties.

A lot of turning 21 block parties.

Okay, so Mr.

Jeffries is going to try to fuck the street.

A lot of turning 25.

We're at the car.

Pretty much.

Okay, thank you, Mr.

Jeffries.

Thank you.

Nice one, everybody.

Hey, everyone.

You know me.

I'm Patricia Baxter.

I just wanted to piggyback on what everyone was saying.

She tries to pull the mic out of your phone.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

This is not really sort of a speech.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

I just wanted to say,

when we put up the bouncy house, keep in mind the adults shouldn't go in there, okay?

We've had a lot of fun.

A lot of adults kind of make their way into the bounce house.

A lot of kids have been concussed.

Your bodies are just very big, and when you're bouncing around, you will knock into those kids.

So no adults in the bounce house.

Not trying to be like a

what if you need to sort of let something out.

What if there's sort of something inside you you need a you need a conduit for?

We we actually this year bought a um they call them a smash station, so it's like old TVs and lamps, and then you put on goggles and you get a bat and you smash it.

Hey, thank you.

You're welcome.

What about real thin adults who

have speaking?

Oh, yes, hi, basically, the same thing,

basically, the same mass-wise bodies as children.

I think I'd on a case-by-case basis.

Case-by-case basis.

All right,

that if you can shop at the Husky Boy section of Target, that you can be in the bounce house?

There is no Husky Boy section of Target.

There used to be.

Alright, guys, I.

I got to tell you, before we go out there and play,

I was so nervous to ask the other dads on the block to make a band with me.

And I'm just so thrilled that you guys agreed to it.

Oh, yeah, this is going to be a killer.

I think.

Hey, Jeff is a great idea.

Yeah.

And we all sort of like

gravitate towards the same music.

So it kind of worked out, you know.

We all play different instruments.

My wife hyped me up for months.

She was like, go ask him, go ask him, go ask him.

So I'm glad I did.

Glad I did.

We always hear you in there drumming in the garage.

And, you know, we always thought, like,

maybe he's doing his own thing, like he said.

Or like,

yeah.

Yeah.

But it's so cool that you like approached us, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And honestly, like, drums was like, Jeff, it was like the missing piece, you know?

Yeah, I play drums.

Gary plays drums.

Well, I play acoustic percussion.

Right.

I can play drums, but I prefer to do

the big conga slap symbols.

The slap stick.

What's the stick that you slap?

Vibrasapa.

That's one of the

things.

Yeah, like in a lot of cake songs.

Well, that's that's vibrous slap, which is different.

That's the thing where you go

and it kind of like vibrates.

You guys, all I'm saying is this all-drum

coverage of Phil Collins's.

Yeah, we all do that part.

I can feel it.

Oh, who gets it?

Who's singing vocals?

Oh, yeah, we haven't talked about it.

Vocals.

Vocals, vocals.

Maybe let's go around and.

I'll start us off.

Yeah, sing some named Phil Collins.

Mary Made Me Mesh My M's.

Wait, you said Phil Collins?

Yeah.

Did he write that?

Mary Made Me Mash My M's.

It doesn't matter.

It's gonna be a no.

I just.

It's not bad.

It's just not Phil Collins.

It's like not for the song.

You.

Okay.

Can I try?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, go ahead.

Some Phil Collins.

It's me, Phil Collins.

Phil Collins.

I don't know if you hear his accent when he sings.

Really?

Yeah.

He's thinking of a Beetle.

Maybe, maybe.

Jeff,

we have heard each other sing all the time, obviously.

Let's hear your voice.

Could it be something like this?

I wanna know.

Can you show me?

What?

I wanna know about these strangers like me.

Tell me more.

Don't stop.

Can you show me

something familiar about these strangers like me?

I can feel it.

It's clean.

I love the beat.

I swallowed the beat.

I love the beat.

You swallowed the beat.

You swallowed the beat?

I did.

Is that a music term?

We don't know that.

Is that a music term?

We don't know that term.

Swallowed the beat.

You sounded fine.

How's my voice sound?

Don't.

Are you embarrassed?

Why Why are you clutching your neck?

Oh, this is just how my voice sounds.

It sounds good, though.

I can still sing it.

Oh, no.

This is like Backstreet Boys with the one guy.

Uh,

you know, the one guy for Backstreet Boys, he has a he has an issue where he can't sing anymore.

Oh, that's horrible.

I didn't know about that.

No, no, I can do it.

I can do it.

Please tell me it's not Chris.

Yeah.

They're all it's one group, right?

You if you follow me.

Swing it ahead.

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