Patreon Preview #321: Chatterbox 26

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Huh?

What do we think?

I have a joke.

My wife is enjoying the new Lady Gaga album, and I have a joke when she listens to that album.

I go, oh, is this Lady Gaga?

It's like the most Lady Gaga-sounding Lady Gaga thing ever.

Well, also, like, every Lady Gaga sounds only like Lady Gaga.

It doesn't sound like anything.

Like, she, I, she's, like, the only one that I know that does like the

favorite sounds to make.

So, I think she's listened to a lot of Creole Lady Marmalade, maybe.

Yeah, she's of that generation where she probably just grew up on what's the Boz Lurman?

Mulan Rouge

the sunscreen song no the movie with the

the campy movie the Boz Luhrman campy movie about singing Mulan Rouge I said

did I not say Moulin Rouge like 40 minutes ago that couldn't be 40 minutes ago Adel you got to have my back today he's clearly coming after me Adel we talked about this I told you he'd come after me

so JPC are you coming after me today no it was the thing is too I since I listen to a lot of these recordings, I don't know how high you guys keep your

headphones to hear everyone else, but mine are like way down because I'm loud.

And so it peaks on your guys's audio tracks when my headphones go up or your guys' audio peaks on my headphones when my audio is up.

So I keep my shit down.

So I miss stuff occasionally on the show because my headphones are down so loud.

Are you telling me you're recording this podcast with us completely turned down?

I do it.

I do it because it's a better audio experience for the listener who doesn't have to hear other people.

And it's easier work for Casey, who doesn't have to take those audio spikes out when I'm doing edits.

Oh, I add like beeps and clicks to make it harder for Casey.

Yeah.

I add like dog whistle noises.

So Casey has to edit them out.

Adel has a 1981 computer behind him just as a visual for you guys.

Just lots of beeps and boops.

Hold on, I'm signed out of AOL.

Let me check in.

Abracada, Abracadabra.

Abracada.

What's the song where it's like just like

Jesus said, like, raise your hands, just like Jesus said, or something?

Oh,

something,

something about this place.

Is this a church song?

No.

It's a gaga song.

It's a lady song.

The new album?

No, I think it's you and I, right?

Isn't that was in Wednesday?

Yeah, I think it was in Wednesday.

It's like during the prom dance or something.

Oh, we killed a king upon the

internet made it that song, but it was a different song on the show.

But you know what?

Actually,

wait, what?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

But in that song,

in the Lady Gaga song that I'm talking about, but I can't remember the name of, there's a part where she like slows down her voice where it sounds like she was slowing down her voice for like a filter to be added on top of it, but there's no filter.

So at some point, she just goes like,

everyone must dance the floor.

I can't remember what she said, but she slows out her voice where it seems like she thinks there's going to be an effect added and there's not.

That's very funny to me.

Please make a voice male theme and use that sound bit that Adel just said.

Everybody hit the floor.

Okay, it is a song.

It's called Bloody Mary.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so funny to me that like an artist like Lady Gaga would be like, I assume my team has this.

No need to listen back.

It's It's funny because when you put out like, when you put out like two hours of podcasts a week, it kind of is just like, yeah, it just goes out.

But if you put out like one album every two years or three years or five years or whatever, it's like, no, you're probably going to listen back.

JPC, JPC, I could kiss you right now.

What if?

Okay.

We take two years.

Hey, everyone, stay subscribed.

Continue to contribute to the Patreon, but we take two years off to concoct the perfect episode.

You guys, I am not kidding.

I am so in on this.

I think we should continue to do what we're doing.

Yeah.

But I think we should take, what's today's date?

What days did this come out?

That's actually a better.

This is the first one of May.

Okay.

May, whatever today is.

A year from now, we are going to record an episode in the next month or so, and we're going to spend a whole year making it the perfect Hey, Riddle, Riddle episode.

We're going to bring professionals in.

We'll do retakes.

We're going to redo scenes.

New songs from Arnie.

Crazy editing from Casey.

Unbelievable editing from Casey.

We take out those Arnie songs.

We take out that editing from Casey.

We are reworking it time and time again.

I think that would be so funny.

Let's spend a year that we just overdo a Hay Riddle Riddle.

John Legend.

Jon Tearson.

Well, here's my thing.

I think that, so we do this show without a producer.

It's just the three of us.

And we don't, we don't, we've never had a producer for this show.

Do we hire like a music industry?

Do we get Dr.

Luke?

Well, not Dr.

Luke, but you know, Dr.

Dr.

Luke.

Yeah.

What's the name of the guy who has a beard and he's all vibes?

Rick Rubin.

We get Rick Rubin in here.

He's on a fucking beanbag chair in his house in the desert.

He's listening to me.

How much shirt jeans, no socks or shoes?

How much do you think it would take to record an episode episode

and then get Rick Rubin to just listen to it once and give us notes?

You guys, if anyone has a contact with Rick Rubin, that would be the funniest, best Hay Riddle bit of all of that.

What is the producer?

What producer do you think that like Hay Riddle Riddle could actually get?

What's the

Rick Rubin?

Probably famed Zen producer Ruck Rubin.

I think Billie Eilish's brother, Phineas, is a music producer, and he seems like a funny normal down-to-earth guy.

And if we recorded,

if we work on it for like six months and we've re-recorded some buttons for scenes and some scenes inside the episode, and we bring him something kind of half-finished, I think he would have a sense of humor enough to want to do that.

Have you guys seen the music video?

Oh, God, what is her name?

Is it Maggie something?

Pharrell Williams is listening to, oh, it's like her college.

Oh, it's Maggie Rogers.

Maggie Rogers.

It's Maggie Rogers.

I love that song.

I want a shot-for-shock remake

of Pharrell Williams listening to an episode of Aaron O'Reilly and just being like,

it's like a scene with like a horny doctor, and he's like, don't change a thing.

We're all sitting there.

We're all sitting there, like, nervous, and he's just like bobbing his head, like, okay, this is.

A scene with a horny doctor, don't change a thing.

I will wear the exact shirt she's wearing.

I've seen that video so many times.

she's wearing a black silk shirt with like a necklace that has kind of like a a stick on it like a or like a shell or something um yeah we're doing this and we'll do a full month of like behind the music behind the scenes of howie

I think it would also be funny if it's not like we took two took two years off, but I think it would be funny if we just didn't put an episode out for one week.

Like we pick a random Friday, we don't put an episode out and we make an announcement that this is our studio album episode and it's going to take two years.

And it will come out eventually, but just it'll be two years.

And then, like, two years from now, we drop a double episode where it's one regular Patreon and one like super produced.

Love it.

So funny.

Love it.

And everyone likes the one that we just shit out so much better than the super produced one.

Can I make a request?

Can we record whatever this is in person?

So

I can make a mini like behind the music documentary

to accompany it of us like sort of fighting, JBC losing leaving the studio, adult ripping cigarette, side of stress, because we're all fighting.

I have talked about this so many times before.

I want to rent a cabin in like Joshua Tree.

Yep.

Get us out there with recording equipment, the three of us, Casey, whoever else.

And it's just three days of like, whenever someone has an idea, we pick up the mics, we do a thing.

I want us to have our stereophonic moment.

Like, I want that Fleetwood Mac moment where we're in the lab with a panuna pad and we just, we, we're at each other's throats.

You're going to want to pump me and Adel filled with drugs.

Very different kinds of drugs.

Ayahuasca.

Ayahuasca.

Heroin.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry, no ayahuasca.

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