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Speaker 1 How was the Oasis concert? It fucking ruled. Is that right? Tell us everything.
So I saw them in 2006, I want to say, at the UIC Pavilion in Chicago, and that was the tour that they

Speaker 1 split on. Like at some point during the tour, they were just like, we've had it.
And so I was like, oh, this is like Zeppelin or Floyd. Like, they're never going to, it's done.

Speaker 1 Like, these, these two are.

Speaker 1 Well, so if you don't know about Oasis, these are two brothers that hate each other with every fiber of their being.

Speaker 1 Two people have never hated each other more than the Oasis brothers and their little hate film fun fest.

Speaker 1 And that's the thing is, I'm so, I'm a big fan of them all throughout the 90s and in college and everything. To me, the sort of backstory of like, they're brothers from Manchester.

Speaker 1 They cannot stand each other. They write very good music.
And to me, they're the last like rock stars.

Speaker 1 You know how people say, or articles will say like George Clooney, once George Clooney passes, the last of like the Hollywood star dies or whatever. I feel that way about specifically Liam Gallagher.

Speaker 1 I feel like Liam Gallagher is the last remaining rock star. That tracks.

Speaker 1 I would say

Speaker 1 I can endorse that. Yeah.
And people have been saying that about Oasis for like a long time. Yeah.
But the, but we went to Soldier, Soldier Field, where they played.

Speaker 1 I think they're, I think, uh, on this reunion tour, they're playing New York, no, New Jersey, Chicago, L.A., maybe. Those are the only three U.S.
states. Wild.

Speaker 1 So I'm at Soldier Field, absolutely killer show. They sounded fantastic.

Speaker 1 Don't Look Back in Anger was one of the highlights. I mean, I love that song, but I feel like that was the one that everyone really sang along to, where I thought it might be like Wonder Wolf.

Speaker 1 Ended the show Champagne Supernova, killer, killer show. Absolutely delightful.
I love Oasis. I think Oasis is a great band, but I also think that

Speaker 1 I don't have much of a desire to see them live. Gotcha.
Unless. I think, like, if the tour had gone to other cities and I had heard, oh, it's a meltdown between these two.

Speaker 1 They are not having it with each other on this tour. Then I would be like, yes, I will go see that.
Well, we should say,

Speaker 1 I don't know how long ago this was, eight years or something? This is pre-Hay Riddle, I think. JPC and I went to Law Palooza.
That's right. Because a friend of

Speaker 1 mine, and now JPC's as well, plays in Liam Gallagher's band. And he got us artist passes.
So we were like hanging out in the artist pass area. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Liam was going on with that band, and he went on at La Palooza, played, I want to say one song, and then stormed off stage because he said, like, the

Speaker 1 speakers were

Speaker 1 his monitor. He was like, he was played like half a song.

Speaker 1 It was like, maybe, maybe they played three songs, but the whole time he was like stopping in the middle of songs to be like, the monitors, the monitors, and then he just left the stage.

Speaker 1 And they started off stage.

Speaker 1 The band with our friend was just kind of left on stage and then slowly followed. And then our friend was like, yeah, we didn't get, we had to return our money for,

Speaker 1 we didn't get paid. That was all a wash.
It's so crazy that they didn't get paid for that show

Speaker 1 simply because of like, if you're the Gallagher brother, you've probably made enough money. You're probably like, well, whatever.
You know, it's like, I've got a lot of money. But if you're just also

Speaker 1 the guy who's like drumming in that band, you're like, I would have liked to have that money. I mean,

Speaker 1 could have used that. I'm here.
I can't fly to Chicago. Like,

Speaker 1 I'm from England. I would like to get the money, please.

Speaker 1 Aaron, would you believe shortly after that fiasco, JPC and I hopped in some golf carts with our friend Drew and were driven all the way to the opposite end of La Pluza to stand on stage during Lord's set.

Speaker 1 Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 Which was eventually rained out. Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 But the parts when it wasn't rain were fun as hell. How many people did you knock over like bowling pins with your golf cart? Eight or nine.

Speaker 1 It's not a strike, but I think it's so funny because that was the first time I've ever been VIP at a concert and absolutely like ruined my experience for the future.

Speaker 1 But they put you in a golf cart because Lollapalooza, I've been to Lollapalooza and non-VIP before and you just like wade through a sea of bodies to get to the next stage.

Speaker 1 But they just put you in a golf cart and like drive you on an outside track that they built around Grant Park. And it's like, oh, you never see a soul.

Speaker 1 Like you never see or have to interact with a single other person. It's like truly such a wild way to experience a concert.
And it wasn't even VIP, it was artist pass.

Speaker 1 So there was a VIP area and then beyond that was the artist area.

Speaker 1 And in the artist area, there's all this stuff where it's like Vans has a little pop-up and you walk in and you're like, I want those shoes. And they're like, here you go.

Speaker 1 And then you're like, I own these now. There's no, I didn't pay anything.
They're just my shoes now. Which is kind of fun.
Nobody knows why. Nobody was like, hey, this guy can't have the shoes.

Speaker 1 He's not very cool. Like, I didn't have to be cool.
Like, it was, it was not an issue that I wasn't very cool. I just get the shoes.
I just get the shoes.

Speaker 1 I still have a Twix koozie that I, I, which is. Look at that, looked at.
Yeah. It could lead to something pretty serious.
I realized saying Twix koozie is like, there's a non-zero chance.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to explain what I mean when I say I have a Twix koozie because there is a non-zero chance that like 50% of people won't understand what that means.

Speaker 1 I'm getting an absolutely blank stare from Aaron. Yeah, I was just thinking, I was like, I'm trying to think of what would be,

Speaker 1 it's funny if it is something. Twix koozie sounds like

Speaker 1 a really hard sex move.

Speaker 1 If I I was telling a friend at a bar that I got a Twix koozie, he'd be like, hey, man, there's like kids around here. Not kids, because it's a bar, but just say menage trois.

Speaker 1 Well, there's three of us speaking of, and let's all open some boxes of questions. And we promised we'd never talk about our threesome ever again because it was too good.
Right, fellas?

Speaker 1 We solved riddles the whole time.

Speaker 1 And it didn't go the way you all think it went.

Speaker 1 And I want everyone to comment a number in the comments on our Patreon of a scale of one to ten of how surprised you would be if we had one threesome in 2018.

Speaker 1 And I want you to comment below

Speaker 1 who you thought came first, who came second, who came third, or not at all. Yeah, it would be JPC came first,

Speaker 1 and then I and third, and the two of us didn't come at all.

Speaker 1 We know how that would go. I came first, second, and third, and then I said, I'm done in a towel and a sandwich.
You were like,

Speaker 1 we're six minutes in, man. This was supposed to be like, we cleared our afternoon.

Speaker 1 that I needed a towel and a sandwich in that order, please

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Speaker 2 exactly. No, all good.
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Speaker 1 Here's our first, let's unwrap this question here. This is from John the Meh.
Great name. What are each of your favorite Arnie Parrott songs that he's written for the show? Love that question.

Speaker 1 Wow, that is a great question. An embarrassment of riches.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 This is hard. I need them all lined up next to each other.

Speaker 1 I mean, you could go on his SoundCloud and just like look at all of his songs because they're all on his.

Speaker 1 And for people who don't know, check out Arnie's SoundCloud if you want to see like, because every time we make him do a riddle, riddle thing, he posts it, uh, he posts it there. Oh, I have three.

Speaker 1 Aaron, what are your three? Okay, my three are

Speaker 1 the first DD theme, the bumper up, and doodley. Idoly, adolese,

Speaker 1 hey non-innova nicky,

Speaker 1 yeah, that one, that one is so good. The Lord of Beech,

Speaker 1 The Lord of Beech is good too,

Speaker 1 it's so funny.

Speaker 1 And then, my, but I think my number one favorite of all time is the Riddle High, get bent.

Speaker 1 Figuring it out as we go.

Speaker 1 And not just because I'm on that one, but because I think that is the catchiest one. The lyric, we're just some children and we're figuring it out as we go is so funny.

Speaker 1 Figuring it out as we go is my favorite, but my favorite lyric from an Arnie Parrott original, it comes from the Wet, Wet Waters theme where he says you'll never be your father so it's wet wet wet waters for me and it the the reason why i love that is it's like it is kind of apropos of nothing like it the the idea of fatherhood and attendance at a water park have nothing to do with one another it's just it's just that line always tickles me so much mutually exclusive items being parody

Speaker 1 um i think

Speaker 1 I do, I am now inspired to go back and listen to all his stuff, but I think I have to go with the the Mui Classico favorite order theme. It's just the

Speaker 1 like that is just so catchy. Yeah.
Okay, kind of a compound answer.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I could think of

Speaker 1 real quick. Can I mention just please the one that because I'm just looking through the entire list.
Obviously,

Speaker 1 so many really, really good ones, so many fun ones. One that I forgot about until looking at the list is the wake-up theme from from the JPC 9000 series.
That one I love so much.

Speaker 1 It's so much different than any of the other fun themes, which I mean, all of Arnie's music is

Speaker 1 a great pastiche of a genre or whatever, but that one in particular, I think, is just genuinely quite beautiful.

Speaker 1 I remember when I commissioned Arnie for that one, I gave him like very little instruction. I gave him kind of like, hey, something like this, like thematically thing.
And he came up with that.

Speaker 1 And it didn't really, it like most of his stuff kind of references directly what we're talking about. And that one, he just kind of went with a vibe.
And I think that that turned out so, so well.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Man, I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it, Casey.
That's that's a that's a great addition. Yeah, I might even fuck it.

Speaker 1 I might even let that stay in the episode. Whoa, whoa, Casey, that stays, man.

Speaker 1 Wow, crazy. You never get one that stays.
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