Patreon Preview #349: Chatterbox 30

Speaker 2 Whoa, guys, that recording was crazy. We played all sorts of characters and my brain's like, wee whoa, wee whoa, wow, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1 all right adult aaron and i were talking before you joined we want your opinion on it okay you're you're mr rhyme time you know coming to you hat in hand sorry

Speaker 2 bat in hand huh

Speaker 1 sorry uh holding bat over crotch because someone stole all of our clothes

Speaker 1 You're really stretching those wings out.

Speaker 1 Three card. We got three card full month deed.

Speaker 2 A lot happened before you logged on.

Speaker 1 Do you know a single word? You have to write card, and then you have to go work at a factory, but then

Speaker 1 you got it. You got it.
And fill in the rest. And yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 Do you know a single word that rhymes with tenth?

Speaker 1 Fence.

Speaker 1 Damn, why don't we think of fence ha? Fence ha.

Speaker 2 I knew he'd know it.

Speaker 1 I knew he'd know it.

Speaker 1 Those are all slant rhymes. Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 What did we come up with here? You had something, didn't you?

Speaker 2 I said bedenth, but you just wanted to hear me say something stupid again.

Speaker 1 I honestly couldn't remember if you had something good.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 But now that I'm hearing bedenth, I do regret asking about it.

Speaker 2 Well, I think that there's maybe, is there any short word that, like nth?

Speaker 1 Enth.

Speaker 1 I went to Rhyme Zone and I said, what is a word that rhymes with tenth? And one of the answers that it told me was one tenth. And I said, rhyme zone.
Rhymes. Hold out your wrists.

Speaker 1 You get a little whack on the wrists with a ruler for being a scamp.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm bad at rhyming. So that's my excuse.

Speaker 1 Well, I think, Aaron, there is no excuse. Slash, you don't need an excuse.
Because I don't think there's a single word that rhymes with tenth.

Speaker 2 Well, right into the show, we want only handwritten letters about this matter.

Speaker 2 So if you can think of a rhyme, just get a postcard, put it on there.

Speaker 1 We'll read it. I feel like if

Speaker 1 it was in a rap, it would be like someone would say menth, and then it would carry over to the next lyric and say menthol,

Speaker 1 like menthol. Yeah, 10th.
Menth. 10th all.
You could be like menthol, you know? Yeah. 10th.

Speaker 1 10th fall.

Speaker 1 November 10th, fall. Smoking menthol.
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 November 10th. Aaron,

Speaker 1 it was just your happy birthday. First time on Earth?

Speaker 1 It was just your happy birthday. Well, Aaron, I just wanted to say,

Speaker 1 it's a little late,

Speaker 1 but happy birthday.

Speaker 2 They've been ignoring me all month.

Speaker 1 Yes, I love, I love a birthday.

Speaker 2 The older I get, the more I'm liking my birthday. I didn't love it when I was younger, but

Speaker 1 didn't you say one second before we started recording that you didn't care about your birthday and you would well, I don't really care.

Speaker 2 Well, that's what I think that's what makes me like it again. Okay.
I just, there's no pressure on it. I don't really make plans for it.

Speaker 1 Sure. Like, I,

Speaker 2 I think when you get to a certain age, you don't have to be stressed about people singing to you anymore. Um, so I'm in the good zone.
Yeah. I'm chilling.

Speaker 1 I realize that about me, myself, I don't care about a birthday.

Speaker 1 But then now that I have a kid, I'm like, well, they won't care about their birthday unless I like tell them that it's something to care about right like I'm like

Speaker 1 they're not gonna be like no party I'm like you're two like you

Speaker 1 what do you think a party is dumbass uh so I have to like I have to I have to like throw birthdays again which I haven't done in like

Speaker 1 years decades um which is which is wild so now I'm like back though is there yeah

Speaker 1 it's it's great because my kid doesn't have like any friends so it's like their birthday party. It's like all my friends come over

Speaker 1 until they're a little older and they can get their own damn friends. It's like, I'm throwing them my birthday party.

Speaker 2 Do you think your friends are going to start being offended once your kids' parties morph from your friends to their friends?

Speaker 2 Like, do you think that like Aaron Udick's going to be at the door being like, what are you guys doing? You eating pizza?

Speaker 1 Is there something fun happening in there? Everybody's just happy to have nothing to do on like a Saturday. I think everybody's going to be just happy to have a nap.

Speaker 1 And I'm happy to get more use out of the Deadpool costume I bought last year because the theme for the second birthday is also going to be Deadpool. Whoa.

Speaker 1 Until they are old enough to complain about the theme for all of their birthday parties being Deadpool is Deadpool, baby.

Speaker 2 They're not going to know why they're talking to their therapist so much about Deadpool until they go like, oh my gosh, I was going through old photos and guess what I found?

Speaker 1 Can their third party be Deadpool and Wolverine? I guess so, because that's thematically appropriate. Yeah.
But also, no, it'll just be Deadpool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Aaron, also, if you want me to throw you a birthday party and you, it'll be late, obviously, and you want the theme to be Deadpool, I'm happy to do it.

Speaker 1 I'm really good at throwing Deadpool theme birthday parties.

Speaker 2 I think I'm good for this year.

Speaker 1 You're good for this year? Okay, cool. Maybe next.
Put it in my back pocket.

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Take it from me, Cousin Kringle.

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Speaker 2 You probably should have done it at the beginning, though, right? Huh?

Speaker 1 Stay on that side of the street. Oh.
Stay over there. Do you you need me to start the act no stay everybody say thank you miss aaron

Speaker 1 i thanked you guys in the other ones

Speaker 2 not getting thanked

Speaker 1 um okay

Speaker 2 guess what guys we have some fantastic chatterbox topics from our discord today yeah so i just kind of want to get into them

Speaker 2 This is from Dr. Bonjour Suplex.

Speaker 1 Already a great start for what this question is. The French wrestler?

Speaker 2 What are some of the best character names you've ever heard come up in improv?

Speaker 1 Can I just say the adults in our Discord do the same like naming convention for themselves as like third graders on a playground? Yes.

Speaker 1 My name is Dr. Bonjour Suplex.

Speaker 1 And I'm their lawyer. And what else do you have to say about it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm a day trader.

Speaker 2 I want to just say right out of the gate, I would say that I'm sitting here with two of the best

Speaker 2 coming up with namers in the improv scene.

Speaker 1 Think of the name for

Speaker 1 coming up with neighbors as well. Coming up with namers.
I can't ever think of a name.

Speaker 2 I'm terrible at coming up with them. Even if I have time, I'm bad at it.
But I will sometimes come to Adel and JPC for fake names for characters for other things that I use.

Speaker 2 For example, JPC, like four or five years ago, you came up with Tiffany Key Largo for me. And I still play that on John Mackey's podcast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's just my first name plus a location naming convention that I use constantly.

Speaker 2 So JPC, your naming convention is

Speaker 2 first name location.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's Rick Mexico,

Speaker 1 Maria C. Viaz.

Speaker 1 This is, this is, I'm giving away the secret sauce to how all of my improv gets made.

Speaker 2 There was a name. Do you guys remember? I don't know, actually, JPC, if you were there.
It was a world news show,

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 someone came up. I'm not going to remember any of the details, so this is nothing.
This is turning to dust in my hands.

Speaker 2 But it was a group scene, and someone named Brett and gave him a first and last name when no one else in the scene had had a first and last name. And we all lost our minds.

Speaker 2 But I can't remember what it is.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll text Brett. There is something funny about giving a fake person a first and last name.

Speaker 2 Adel, what's your naming convention when you're coming up with a fake name?

Speaker 1 I guess I enjoy first names, last names who sort of pair well together or slightly rhyme. I think is always fun.
It has some amount of rhyme to it.

Speaker 1 Is the theory there so that it is easier for you to remember because there's a rhyme to it? I think it's more just like it has a flow to it, like

Speaker 1 it's fun to come off the tongue.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think of one, a name under your naming convention.

Speaker 1 One One of the things that I always taught

Speaker 1 people when I was teaching improv is just use like real names that you've encountered in your life of people that like will never hear about you doing this in like an improv show.

Speaker 1 And for me, I was always like, you have a deep bench of first and last names of people you went to high school with that will not see this improv show.

Speaker 1 So you can, you know, you can call people Taylor Masterson as much as you want because like it's never getting back to them. You know, you can say like, get in here, Jeremy Vanderbosch.
And it's like,

Speaker 1 how's that? How's that ever going to come to you?

Speaker 2 In my office, Chandler Semgen. Yeah.

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