Ep 553 - Homies to Homeless (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

Wow, wow, Wes.

Hey, we're fired up.

What's up, everybody?

Welcome to the motherfucking, maybe the Patreon, maybe the regular.

Who knows, man?

Who the fuck knows?

Who the fuck knows, dude?

Nate LeMaire, thank you guys.

Thank you guys for coming, man.

I appreciate you guys.

Yes, I'm excited.

I mean, I woke up today and I was like, can I just bring, you know, can I just have a good time today?

Can I leave myself alone and just have a good time?

Matt, thank you for bringing us to your good time forum.

Thank you, man.

I appreciate you, man.

The vibes are already incredible.

The vibes are pretty good.

The vibes are good.

That's the biggest thing.

It's like every morning I wake up and I have to wrangle the vibe.

It's so easy to wake up.

I've like been identifying my just default negative pattern every morning.

And I will admit that

I love my wife to death, but she is at the, I like, we'll place her at the center of a negative storm.

It's so anything she does.

It's just me because I've addicted myself to nicotine now and I wake up so mad.

It is a huge mistake to get addicted to nicotine.

I don't know why I did this.

You were lying.

It's such an addictive substance.

You're trying to prove a point.

You've been trying to prove this point for so many years, and you finally fall a victim.

Yeah, but it doesn't like...

Yeah.

The thing is, it gives you like the boost initially is sick, and then that goes away.

Then you're just grumpy if you don't have it.

You're like, I wish my wife would get out of bed a little faster.

What do I have to do every piece?

Every morning.

I'm about to put their shoes on, all right?

You put their fucking shoes on.

And then I go, Matt, you're being a fucking bitch.

Go get your nicotine tablet and relax sound like you're being a woke ass dude what's a woke ass

he hates the woke asses

how my woke ass

on right now dude i'm gonna put my leather fit on right now i'll

the vibe up

i'll put my leather fucking hat on right now

we were listening to that today i don't know why

it's so good it's so funny when he called, I forget the designer's name.

He's like, he's what it is.

Virgil?

Not Virgil.

Okay.

It was somebody.

He's beefing with the dead man.

He's beefing with Virgil now?

He's still beefing with him.

Virgil's dead.

Academics try to be like, you know, you shouldn't beef.

Him trying to bring like, when academics tries to like bring the conversation to a, it's just, it's like, he's like, well, they say you shouldn't beef with the dead.

It's like, dude, that's not what you're hearing.

That's the least of this guy's mind.

That's your issue right now.

Him beefing with the dead Virgil.

Academics was the worst part of that interview, I think.

You think so?

Yeah.

I like the beginning where he was just like explaining everything.

He was trying to, he was like, this is all chaos, but we're going to figure it out.

And then he gets there.

But when he's sitting in his room.

Just sitting there.

Well, he's just sitting there.

He's just watching him go through the whole thing, just live recording.

Kanye just be like, all right, where you want me to stay?

That was, I did appreciate him capturing them.

Kanye in a, you know, patented leather.

What do you even call the outfit?

It's not a clan outfit.

It's like a.

Well, it is, actually.

It's definitely a clan outfit.

I got to make a correction.

I think the black makes a Dia de los Muertos.

What is the dead of dead?

Yeah.

No, it doesn't at all.

It does.

I think it's still just a clan outfit.

The Dia de los Muertos costumes look exactly like that.

So that's the thing.

And so does, God,

there's a country, like a Scandinavian country, believe it or not, that wears those.

And there's like a Swiss there, like before the KKK started, like we were at a Swiss ghost.

I was at like a,

when I was looking for schools, I was at one of the school interviews or like, you know, they sit you down, which the school's got to figure this out.

You're like, when you go to visit schools, a lot of them put you into

an auditorium or cafeteria and just hit you with

the most boring PowerPoint in the world.

And the one school was like, we like, you know, we have people from all over the country or all over the world.

And they showed this Scandinavian country doing their thing.

And one of the people were wearing, like, for real, what looked like a clan.

I got to stop doing this.

They had that shit on.

They were wearing this.

It's a new symbol.

Well, it's an ancient.

It is like the

swastika.

That crazy hat existed way before the KKK.

It's like a.

He called on those powers, too.

What?

The flooded out swastika?

He called on those powers.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He had those.

I forgot it was a swastika, and I did in the interview.

I was like, damn, that chant.

And I was like,

forgot.

Both sides, Matt.

I know.

He's been complicating things.

You call somebody an agreeable Kamala nigga.

Devastating.

Devastating.

Is that what you were talking about?

Yeah.

I can't remember the guy.

He's like,

John Legend.

John Legend in his hot sweaters.

He said he wears a sweater in August.

I mean, why don't we just give him a Netflix special?

Let him rip.

Let him rip.

I could watch him.

Dude, you give Kai West $100 million in 30 minutes.

He's cooking everybody.

Yeah, but you got to keep that on track.

That goes off.

He goes off the rails and you're kind of like, wait, what are you talking about?

Yeah.

Yeah, there was moments where I was just like, damn.

He'll bring it back.

He's not doing a bit.

I was really hoping he was doing a bit.

I think the last time we were talking about, I was like, he's doing a bit.

Listen to that.

I, I, and again, I'll, I can't predict what's, I can't, like, you know, I can only guess what's going on in another person's mind, but I do, you know, and I don't know, it's one of those things where it's like,

if you think about it in 150 years from now, people might be like, damn, that was like kind of in some weird way, genius to transcend all of the symbols of like hate and embody them and twist them in a weird way.

But for now,

I don't know.

You got to be into that like 100-year genius stuff.

Because there's people who do stuff that 100 years from now, we'll be in a totally different context.

We're like, damn, he was like, everyone might be dressed like that.

That might be the future clothes.

He's going to get castrated like Plato, isn't he?

Didn't Socrates or Plato got castrated?

No, Socrates got poisoned.

He didn't get castrated.

Yeah, he's going to get poisoned like Socrates.

Socrates had a huge dick.

Didn't want to get rid of that.

That's what I heard from Kanye, too.

You heard about

Zelia did an interview with Kanye, and Kanye went over to

your boyfriend fucking other people?

And she's like, What?

And he was like, Does he got a big dick?

Yeah.

And she was like, What?

He was like, If your boyfriend got a big dick, you got to let him fuck other people.

And he started laughing at her.

That was recent?

Yeah.

Well, Iggy Azalea said that recently.

Yeah, well, no,

the thing was, he was telling her, and apparently, it's not even allegedly, because he apparently admitted to this.

He was saying, I masturbate to your photographs every day.

And then she tried to blast him, and he just retweeted it and went, true.

beast.

I mean, the polls are flipping, and then you have uh, I was thinking about this recently.

Do you guys know 1900 Rugrat?

No, he goes, cracker, he's a white rapper, but he's they're like, He's taking back the word, and it's like, dude,

in his raps, so you have Jin Lee, who is going full board,

he helps himself,

he's a white rapper who utilizes the N word in his rats.

Yeah, he's pigging out, but you know, whatever.

Some people like him, he's on business.

He was throwing hands down here during South by he's been fighting all the teenagers.

He's he's a menace to black teenagers.

It's like I always see the clips.

Like, he knocked, Gin Lee's knocked a guy out in the mall.

It's just him fighting 14-year-old black teenagers.

Which, hey, man, look.

The thing about 14-year-old black teenagers is they always get their revenge and then they go to jail and come back as old men.

True.

That's a fair point.

I mean, here's the thing.

I mean, you can feel however you feel about it.

And again, look it up if you don't know who we're talking about.

Gin Lee.

He's a Dallas rapper.

He's a big guy.

Yeah.

You feel how you feel about him rapping and as a white guy and using the N-word.

However, I feel like, you know, if you zoom out,

he could be, like, we could turn all the mall security, if he could train mall security just to beat up the kids.

If mall security had been like, it was became just like big white guys that, like, you know, cool, like in a, you know, kind of, I guess a semi-respectful way, utilize the N-word.

We could get the malls under

in a semi-respectful way.

You know, he's not like using you in hateful Asian.

No, he's usually like he grew up black.

Niggas, get out of here.

Would be like, come on, right now.

People, I'm sorry, there's many teachers.

50% of people, I think, have any idea what we're talking about.

You got to wait for

when they're real bad.

What do you mean?

Security?

You got to watch them running away with stuff.

You're like, you ain't nothing but some.

I don't know.

Maybe not.

But now that I think about this, maybe not.

That's like a bad idea.

But yeah,

I've been following a lot of the.

I still have ever since I fell into like the Adam 22 no jumper hole.

Now I just know apparently he's a fed, dude.

He got arrested?

What did he get arrested by the FBI?

So how's he a Fed if he got arrested unless it's super deep undercover work?

But they got him like recently?

Yeah, maybe like last week.

Yeah, apparently they all, but it could just be, I don't know.

Like, you think it's like he could be easily subpoenaed in some other weird Rico case.

He's involved in like all the weird rapping.

He knows everybody.

Yeah.

Well, why would he be a Fed if he got arrested?

That's my only.

It could be a fret.

Could be a fake arrest.

If you have it reported in a way that's awesome.

When they do a controlled by and you're like the guy and they arrest you too, just as a thing.

Yeah.

This doesn't help.

This doesn't help Billy's Shane CIA theory.

Yeah, true.

Actually, dude,

keep that in a rap, see.

I've been compromised as well.

CIA has finally looked at my web history and got

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Every time I look at porn, I'm like, it's coming.

One day they're going to be like, hey, buddy.

I'm like, yep, yep.

I've been waiting for you guys.

That's been my theory my whole life.

Not my whole life, but in the last like 10 years, is they will know all your porn porn history.

That's why I just started talking about all the porn history.

Your descendants, I swear to God, ancestry.com.

I was just talking about this.

Ancestry.com, that's going to be a feature.

It'll be genetic tests.

Who are your relatives?

Also,

porn history.

Here's all what your grandfather was into.

Because that could be like a crazy, like, I don't know.

Maybe they could be like, based on your family history, this porn might be appealing to you.

That'll change.

Super algorithm, like a super genetic algorithm.

Like, there's like 300 years of data to suggest you might be into step play, or you know,

that'll change, uh, that would change family dynamics all over the country.

What do you mean?

How so?

Like, can you imagine just finding out your grandpa like gay porn?

Then your dad would be pissed, and then you'd be pissed.

Yeah, but no one could be pissed because your shit's all out there.

Yeah, so it's like, yeah, you could try to, but the thing, they could be like, yeah, you're looking at that gay shit, grandpa.

He could be like, pull your shit up and be like,

bruh.

Whoa, what's up with this sister stuff, bro?

He's like, yo, chill, fuck fucking.

Chill, grandpa.

Chill, she's in the room.

Adam 22 got arrested for Big U Henley's Rico case and Nipsey Hussle's tragic passing.

That's what I heard.

And, I mean, it kind of makes sense because apparently they say that, and this was, I forget who said this, maybe Charleston White, but they say that it was actually like the Roland Sitter, like the Crips that

shot.

That's what Charleston White was saying.

The shot Nips?

Yeah, it was like his own gang got jealous of him.

That's what he said.

Again, saying that's not the the guy for like the original story?

Because wasn't the original story like he was beefing with?

I think he like the story I heard when it happened was there was like a guy they were all cool with who got caught snitching or something.

They were like, you can't hang with us no more.

You're done.

And then he came back salty.

Like, and they saw him walking up and they were like, here he comes again with this shit.

And shot him.

But they were thinking, like, maybe like if one of us just came up to you after we were beefing, it just were like, I'm spazzing now.

You're not going to think at all that we're about to actually do something that crazy to you.

Maybe.

I don't know.

That was was the OG story.

It's like a friend that wasn't a friend no more.

A friend of me.

Yeah, a friend of me.

Was able to get too close because they still have friend

energy.

Dang.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

They did a cool handshake, and he's like, ha ha.

Yeah, I don't know, man.

There was video of it when it happened.

Yeah, I thought so.

There was.

Yeah.

I mean, it's...

It was only a matter of time before he got some sort of law enforcement crackdown on that show.

Dude, on nips?

No, on No jumper.

It's just guys on there being like, yo, I can't really talk about it, but we definitely did something really fucked up to that guy, but I don't want to really talk about it.

It's like, okay, you're fucking

they have you on camera near a murder scene.

You're like, yo, I can't really say what we did, but yeah, we definitely handle business, so to speak.

You're going to get arrested, dude.

Dude, I saw a meme that said, every rapper from the 2010s is dead now.

Like, all the, like, drill rappers, they're pretty much dead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dolph, King Varn.

It's a bad business model, man.

It's a bad, yeah, it's a bad thing to be like, I mean, if you really, if you really boil down the business model, it's like, if it turns out you're not an actual murderer, it's that people are like,

I remember being a kid and finding out like certain rappers wasn't for real, and it was just like, it made me so sad.

It's like, why?

Because they didn't murder a fucking teenager.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, as an adult, you're like, that was dumb, but it used to bum me out.

I was the same way.

I was like, dude, if you guys didn't fucking sell crack and murder people, I don't want to hear about it.

Yeah,

This is all bullshit.

You're not talking real murder.

It's real.

But yeah, right now,

I'm on 1-900 Rugrat.

He's been saying, cracker.

Popping pillars, cracker.

Bringing it back.

It's crazy.

I'm literally.

It just started bothering y'all.

I think, right?

Nobody's ever cared.

That's what I thought.

That's what I'm.

So, like, the taking it back is like, I thought that was like, it used to make me jealous how much y'all could just not feel that.

It's like kind of been our whole thing through the arc of history.

We just kind of ignore horrible things and we're like, you know,

just get to work.

That's why people superpower to be like,

I don't feel anything about this.

Yeah, yeah.

My family's okay.

But no, I don't think anyone's ever really gotten mad.

I feel like, here's the thing.

I feel like if,

this is a, I don't know, I'm just throwing this theory out there, but I feel like if you, the angrier you get about being called cracker, it might be a litmus test for like how much you personally use the n-word.

Because if you're enjoying that, I could be wrong, but if I mean, if you were like, you know, if you were helping yourself and then someone flipped the table on you, be like, hey,

I don't like this.

But if you're, I don't know, I could be wrong.

Actually, that doesn't make sense.

Because then you're kind of private.

I feel like if you've been throwing it out there, you're like, well, we're even male.

I got a couple.

Yeah, I'm trying to.

I actually discredit myself because I'm thinking, like, in my own personal life.

Yeah, never mind.

It's funny, man.

Yeah, people, I had someone trying to explain to

my cousin was actually doing a podcast for a while with like,

my cousin's a white dude and he was doing a podcast with like an older black dude and they would just like, the whole thing was supposedly like, we're from different races and we're kind of, you know, like we're

seeing eye to eye on things or whatever, sharing our experiences.

And

he was like telling, my cousin was telling the black guy, he was like, yeah, well, he's like, I think it's getting better racially.

He's like, you know, like, people don't really use the N-word.

Like, a lot of white people don't really use the N-word like that anymore.

And he was like, who the fuck was using the N-order?

People just say it all the time.

The guy was like, what?

And he was like, well, I i mean not like that but like

he's not your cousin isn't on the internet

letting it fly online i know it's come back it has come back strong which again again it's like you know if you zoom out time-wise it's like it could be and it's uncomfortable but it could be the thing that somehow in some weird way like the charges you know Because if you're if you're swimming, if you're in a swarm of just online N-words, eventually it is going to dull its effect.

you can't afford that i would love what point do you let go if if you opened up x and it was just every line yeah eventually you go in there i'm done

the problem with the n-word if i can come if i if i can add some intelligence to this forum i don't think the problem is that white people are saying it it's the problem is that people expect black people to act on people that's what i'm saying yeah that's what sucks that's the problem part that sucks that's what i'm saying you have to yeah yeah you have to if you don't people will be be like, what are you, a bitch?

Yeah.

No, I just had shit to do later on that day.

Get all worked up.

I get it.

It's quite the conundrum, man.

Because you can't.

Yeah, if you don't do anything, then it's like, damn, this guy is a fucking bitch.

And then I'm going to lie, you will feel like one later.

I will go home and be like, ah.

And it is, it kind of is.

It is a pass.

So, like, you can sock somebody in the face, and the internet will be like, sweet.

The internet might be like, sweet, but if it gets like further, and it's like, wow, now I got an assault charge.

Because it's still not legally.

Like, like you can't like on paper you can't just sock somebody and then go about your day if they go

got your license plate or whatever unless you sock say it and then sock them that's a hate crime like what do you mean if they say it and sock me yeah but what if they just say it I mean I sock like cracker and then that's a hate crime so I can level up my own crime yeah I don't know I don't yeah I don't know I don't know the I don't know what would happen I guess you probably would get arrested yeah if like a guy I don't know if a guy screams it at you I think now you can be like, I was defending myself.

I felt unsafe.

What if he whispers it, though?

Just like not, not he's not being actually threatened.

He just hits you with a whisper is action.

A whisper, you got to take action.

Well, he's got to be close.

Yeah.

What if he just mouths it from across the street?

Yeah, that's tough.

You can't do anything.

You can't prove it.

That's a sniper show.

Dude, I had a guy.

I had a homeless guy try to, when I was in Philly a long, long time ago, it was part of his whole thing where he would like come up to you on South Street and be like, hey, can I get some money?

And I was like, no.

And he would, he literally waited till other black people were coming.

He goes, This guy just called me the fuck.

I can't believe he called me the n-word.

And I was like, Bro, nice try.

Nice try.

But it was also like a sick move.

But did anybody seem to buy it?

No.

They were walking because also, I was just like, bro, whatever, man.

I was like, get out of here.

And they just kind of laughed and walked by.

I was like, that was kind of a nice move.

Damn, scrap Negro.

He just chilled.

We were outside of the Haagen Daws.

I was like getting Haagen Daws too.

And I'm like, bro, you kind of got me dead.

This is the headquarters.

God damn, dude.

How long was he standing by you before black people showed up that he could hit the ball?

It was like they were at the very end or a block and a half away.

So he kind of was like, Come on, man.

Come on, man.

I'm like, dude, for real.

I was just trying to enjoy some ice cream before I went to the laugh house.

He's plodding for it.

You're about to go to the blackest place.

I know.

Who the fuck?

He was one of like, he was like one of the turtle skeletons outside of Bowser's house.

But yeah, man, I was actually,

was in a minority position recently.

I recently, last weekend, I had to go to a Western-themed party.

Did I tell you guys I was going to a Western themed party?

Oh.

So my wife has somehow fallen in with, I didn't even know this term before.

You know what WAGs are?

Wives and girlfriends of athletes?

Okay, no.

So she kept saying like wags.

I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about.

But they were just like a bunch of athletes, and they're having like a Western-themed party.

So I've never got to dress like a cowboy before.

I was so excited.

I was like, dude, I've always wanted to just see what happened.

Which, you know, again, like, speaking of outfits and them, like, you know, feeling the power of them, I dressed like a cowboy.

And

I understand like the whole Garth Brooks alter persona thing now.

Like, I dressed like a cowboy.

First of all,

wildly, I took it way too far in terms of dressing like a cowboy.

I thought every.

Compared to everyone?

Yeah, pretty much.

I was way...

I had turquoise cowboy boots tucked in.

Turquoise pendant.

No spurs, I wish.

But I was cowboyed, like, insanely turquoise.

Yeah, oh, yeah.

Of course.

Turquoise bullow pendant.

It was sick as hell, and I felt good.

But then I showed up at the party, and it's like I was,

I was definitely

one of the only at first, but then became there's like another, there's like maybe one or two other white guys.

But when you're like the only white guy, or when you're in a white guy minority position,

I never, my policy is you can't talk to the other white guys.

It's the opposite.

I know black people see each other, like, what's up?

Yeah.

Can't even be seen to be like, what's up, bro?

I just ignore them.

I'm like, dude, no.

We want to be talking to other white guys in cowboy costumes?

And I was fully decked out, but I was just like, I just felt weird because I was fully dressed up.

I'm not a social all-star anyway.

And I ended up getting like pretty drunk.

I just started crushing ranch waters.

And then I was ready to socialize.

And it's like, man, I'm still working on it.

I'll go up to groups of younger dudes and be like, first of all, I didn't realize how many drinks I had, so I go to talk and I'd be like,

completely fucked my first four words up.

And I don't remember what I was saying, but I just remember very quickly people being like, oh shit, man.

All right.

Like just being like, oh, all right.

Damn it, dude.

I blew it.

But dude, I felt good.

Getting drunk in a cowboy costume is, I just, I had no idea that I like that.

What sports teams?

Huh?

What sports teams?

What do you mean?

There's only one sports team out here.

No, they're just like, you know, traveling athletes.

Yeah.

So it was like they were from different sports teams.

What was the food like?

That seems like you're doing it.

The cowboy

barbecue.

Yeah, it had to be top shelf barbecue beaten beans brother what were they what were they how would i like what was the level if you were at like a you say a ten for your dress i would say yeah what was everybody else at number wise four four just like a hat a couple fives and sixes thank god but yeah it was oh i had the and also yeah i had a turquoise straw cat

it was a straw cat no it was a straw cat with like a little thing in the middle it was it was so fucking sick

but yeah that was a um That was a weird experience, man, because I'm not the best socially.

And he tossed me in an outfit where I'm standing out and it's like I really had to fight through that.

And I did like a coward with alcohol.

But did you hit?

Were you in character the whole time?

I couldn't help it, dude.

I literally couldn't help just being like sitting there and being like, yeah.

Go really bad.

You just brought it up.

Yeah.

Damn.

It's Nate's coffee.

You got a shit?

Yeah.

Go on, bro.

It's espresso.

Do you usually fuck with espresso?

No.

Oh, man.

We get some audio from the bathroom.

It's this one over here.

Where are you going?

Where are you going, LaMaire?

No, man.

Get the fuck over there.

Just shit.

Cross your turn and take it in a cross street.

Yeah, that's the bathroom's not that close.

He's not.

Like, to have to run.

This is going to be nuts.

I know.

You got some crazy brewing.

Dude, the fact that he needed to leave the building.

Go take a shit, man.

It's going to echo.

Yeah, I want to hear it.

LaMaire, LaMaire, just let it go, man.

Don't be scared.

I feel bad now.

I was all hype.

I got a Nespresso machine, so I just had the pods.

I made us some espresso.

So I was like, get us woke it up.

Dude, that little Nespresso pod is a, it's, you know, straw on the camel's back in terms of LeMaire's digestive upset on him.

It's true.

Like,

I know.

This is the worst thing he did.

That's not.

He just didn't get his morning crap out.

He blamed it on my coffee, but he just didn't get his morning crap out.

That has got to be like, you know, when you watch Peaky Blinders and you see like the industrial goings on in the town, that's LeMaire's stomach.

Smoke.

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Smoke.

Smoke is hard.

Covered in soot.

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We lost LeMaire.

We lost him, dude.

Lost him to the bowl.

I hope he's.

I'll wait.

All right.

Fired back up.

We're live again.

Yeah, we try to wait for LeMaire to take a dump, but it's been at least, what would you say, 15 minutes?

It's got to be 15.

Now I'm worried about it.

I'm worried he died an Elvis death in there.

Oh, that's a that's.

Stay tuned to find out if LeMaire is dead on the toilet.

Yeah.

That'd be kind of, I mean, yeah, I'd be sad if he died on the toilet, but imagine

that imagine their feel at the end if we're like, oh, open it up.

He's just

fully dead over the toilet.

Who's going to wipe his ass?

I'm going to be upset.

He blamed little money.

SCSI or whatever will come in and find a tiny espresso pod and be like, holy shit.

He had it.

Dude,

I did a podcast with Duncan Trussell recently, and

I'm still fucked up about this.

We're looking up, you know, it was an age-old question of like how much cum is actually produced every day.

Yeah.

Like amongst humanity.

Yeah, and it's ridiculous.

It's staggering.

But

we came across a statistic that it was about porn usage.

We're trying to figure out how many people are looking at porn, blah, blah, blah.

And then just part of that was a stat where they're like, what percentage of people think child pornography should be illegal?

Yeah, should be illegal or should be legal.

Well, I guess either way is the way it was.

Yeah, pretty much.

They framed it as illegal because I think that had been kind of a crazy question.

Like, yo, you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, dude, what percentage of people do you think in America

on this, you know, this one study claimed that it should be illegal?

I'm going to say 95.

It was like 84, dude.

Really?

It was like 15, 16% of people were like, it shouldn't be that bad.

Yeah, dude, there was a 14% people who answered, and that's just the people who are answering honestly.

I wish he was here to defend this.

He has some stances on this that he dies on.

That's insane, KOA.

Yeah, if he's one of the 14%, I'm going to flip his podium.

We had a whole conversation before about the people who beat him up, like who just beat those guys up.

I think it's great.

I mean, he makes a good point.

You can't just be beating people up for crimes they didn't do yet is like the point.

But it's like,

that's the wall.

I would argue that, I mean, again, it's like,

I would argue that texting a 14-year-old sexually is a crime.

Yeah.

And if you can't, you know, say they're not going to go to jail, you should at least be able to punch them in the stomach as hard as possible.

Just one gut shot.

At least.

Make them crap out.

He's coming back.

Here we go.

Yeah, I'd actually...

He's going to have no energy left.

Ellen took out.

He might be light.

He might be light on state.

Yeah, I would argue it is.

The problem is when you get guys who

have down syndrome and shit.

Yeah, yeah.

And then in that case, you shouldn't punch them in the stomach, but they might need a little fucking thing.

They got to learn something.

Exactly.

It's like you teach them everything.

You teach them how to dress.

You teach them how to like all the other shit.

You also got to know not to DM kids.

Exactly.

LeMer, we heard you have a.

So I'm going to hit you the stat.

I don't know if you heard it, but we looked online, and apparently they did a study or a survey of people and like, should child pornography be illegal?

And 14% of the people said no.

Should

yes.

Isn't that fucking nuts?

And Nate really just said that you'd be fine with that.

Honestly.

I thought you would be part of the 14.

No, that's way too high.

That's way too high.

Yeah, okay.

I apologize.

Nate, absolutely.

like.

I threw you under the bus.

No, no, no.

I mean, like, under the bus, way under the bus.

Because I don't think pedophiles should be beat up.

That was the exact point I made.

So, okay, just to clarify, yeah, Nate absolutely assassinated Le Merc.

He poisoned me, and then he tried to assassinate my character.

I didn't even poison you.

I did a, man, I did a nice thing.

We were almost late.

I made an ex.

Thank you guys, yeah, for getting up early.

You guys had to be at the Nocturne show.

That show was awesome, man.

Thank you for coming.

That shows me.

I was doing battle at the mothership, dude.

Don't worry.

We'll get back to child pornography.

I was doing battle at the mothership.

I just had a bunch of women kind of like drunkenly uniting.

Not like that dramatically, but I had a couple of naysayers in the front.

And it was like, I hadn't done battle like that in a while.

Cause usually, you know, you do, you know, material for like...

Fans of the podcast who actually like know where I'm coming from, but I'll hit every now and again, I'll catch just like a regular person and hit them with, you know, some of of my thoughts.

And like, I was watching them be like, oh, my God.

Like,

I started questioning.

I'm like, is this way too much?

You got hit with one of those, too, I think.

Oh, yeah.

One of the ladies went, eww.

Which one?

Right up to the front?

Yeah.

Motherfucker.

The lady with the glasses?

That lady?

I forget.

It was like the lady at the very front.

Then there was a lady back, which like, I've encountered this energy before.

So there's a lady in the front.

She was just like a, you know, a young married lady, just being a fucking bitch

which is whatever and then you had the lady this is i and i i don't i know this is this is uncomfortable i kind of shared this with the crowd my theory on this and i don't think anybody really liked it but like whenever there's like a mom and a dad and like a 20-ish 22 21 year old son the moms act out in a way yeah that tells me they're really like confusedly horny that's like they're trying to impress their son i don't know like i don't know what it is but like i've encountered the moms of like young 20s.

Yeah.

And they're always

diabolically, they strike me as.

I don't know if I'm putting my shit on their situation.

No.

They strike me as next-level horny.

I was in, and I feel bad because I feel like the bar was going to hear this, but I was in Cleveland with Gardini, and afterwards, we were hanging out with some people, and like his mom was there.

Gardini's?

No, no, no.

Gardini's mom was being horny.

I had to lock that up to the day I died.

I just wanted to clarify, she already threw

the bus.

The lady was being horny.

She was being horny, but not like to us.

She was being horny because we knew y'all.

And just saying some outlandish things about what she would do.

But he's like as close as we are while she's saying

who she would do what to.

And it was like, it was kind of graphic.

It was like, take a picture and tell him I'll do this.

And it was like, like, just wanted like a selfie with us.

And then it also was like, send it to him and say.

What did she say?

Yeah, I'd like to know.

She was like, i'll i'll suck i'll suck him off whoa while he's like

can you can you say who uh who she would suck yeah it was just it was shane

she would suck shade and uh would she let me watch

probably suck you too but she was she was very specific about sending this to him tell him i'll suck him yeah we got a one time we got a uh I forget, Brittany was doing, she does a lot of just like organizes all of my stuff online.

And she, one time, for some reason, had to go into the podcast email to find something someone sent us.

And she came across a picture of a lady's butthole to Shane.

Nice.

She was like, some lady just sent a picture of her butthole.

And it was pretty funny, actually.

You have to get more of that stuff to be so confident, you asshole.

To go butthole holy pick.

Yeah, that's pretty insane, actually.

Was it clean?

I didn't see it.

Oh, okay.

I didn't see the picture of the butthole.

I'm pretty sure it was promptly filtered.

Safe search was on for sure.

It was promptly deleted.

Man, I wonder if it was like up close, like just asshole, if it was like cheek and it has to be.

Unless she set up like a timed photo and the guy in the front was just like,

pulled the Jim Carrey out.

Started doing the talking.

But yeah, dude,

I was doing battle.

And it was kind of fun, honestly.

It was fun.

And it was like,

it was because the lady was trying to like hit me on,

we were talking about homelessness and she was trying to flex being like, I actually have a friend who's like, I know his name.

And it was like,

okay.

That's such a weird flex.

I'm actually on a first name basis.

It's like, bro, vite him in your house then.

He doesn't need to be like, good morning, Mr.

Blah.

I don't know.

He wants a fucking house.

He doesn't want any fucking, you know.

I don't know if Nick wants this to be out there, but he had a harrowing scene.

One of his childhood best friends were like homeless in Austin.

And he hadn't seen him in like

15 years.

I never told you that.

No.

Yeah, I ain't going to obviously say no no niggas or not.

But yeah, I was walking down the street.

This is months ago now, like last August.

And somebody,

a guy just starts yelling my name.

And

I was feeling myself for a second.

I was like, we up.

And then I was.

Homies are homeless friends.

Technically, you are up now.

Your boy's homeless.

You are way up.

I'm up on him with me up.

But then I turned, I like recognized his face, like, oh, shit.

And then, you know, we shook hands and like, then I was bummed about that right afterwards.

Like, because it's like.

No pun intended.

Yeah.

He technically got bummed.

Damn.

So what was he?

I asked, like, what happened?

He just was like.

It's a good question.

Homosky, what happened?

Yeah, yeah.

Because I mean, when I.

You guys were like, boys.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, we were, like, I've been to, I've been to his house.

He's been to my crib when we were kids and shit like that.

Like, that level, like, you know, I was in MySpace days.

He was on my top eight.

Like, that shit.

Did you tell him?

That's pretty sexy.

Did you tell tell him?

Huh?

He's probably still in your top eight.

If I could ever find it, he's probably still up there.

Now, when you guys talked, well, first of all, what happened?

Did he tell you?

Was you like, no, I'm just, you know, I'm just,

he was cool.

The first time we saw him, he was just kind of sitting there.

He just kind of was like, he did say to me, like, a couple times, like, I just want somewhere to, like, I just need somewhere to stay.

You tell him where you're like, I live right in the neighborhood.

I wasn't even close to saying nothing like that.

I just was in my head, like,

yeah, damn.

You should have been like, yeah, I'm actually homeless too.

It's crazy.

I'm homeless.

Yeah, I don't live over there.

I live in an encampment down south.

That sucks.

You might have heard of it.

That sucks, dude.

Kidding?

I mean, I can only imagine, like, because it's not that crazy to like, you know, if you're out on your own and like you can't, you're like, you can't afford your apartment, like, you're homeless.

Like, that's it.

If you don't have anyone else, like, you're fucking homeless.

What threw me up was him being here from all the way from PA.

Like, I mean, I feel like I have a reason to be down here.

Yeah.

It was like to just get from right outside Philly all the way to Austin to be homeless.

Sure.

Try weather.

He did it by the way.

It's so fucking true.

That's a bus off.

That's a bus off.

He had a larger plan.

I don't think he, do you think, did he plan on getting here or he just got like stuck here?

I think it was a stuck here thing.

Yeah.

But I mean, like, but the thing that was weird about it, too.

Those guys kind of fly by the seat of their pants a lot of the times.

Yeah.

He was cool growing up, though.

Like, he had a good upbringing he wasn't like in those

i don't want to if i was about to start getting extra specific

i know what you mean i dude i knew a guy who uh in philly i saw him at i was at a train station yeah and i saw the dude i'm like holy fuck i haven't seen you forever and like it dawned on me like oh he's begging for change and i was like dang yeah sucks

he tried to hit me with the give me money the second time i saw him which did bother me because he didn't say hi normally he just was like nate give me some money and i was like all right like chill and then i but i you know no one has cash and then i was like i i was like I got you next time I see you or whatever.

And he was like, man, I know you got a credit card.

Go to the, let's give me a four loco.

And I don't know why, but asking for a four loco specifically was like,

no.

Yeah.

If you'd have asked for any other kind of drink, I might have done it.

But it being a four loco, I was like, bruh, you're not even trying to get off the street.

You're not even being healthy, dude.

He was like, drink something else.

Yeah.

A vodka soda or something.

You're not even doing keto, dude.

Going straight, dude.

You're not doing keto on purpose.

I gotta say, that four loco's gotta taste so good, dude.

When you're homeless and you get an ice-cold loco,

and you're making me feel bad, I get it for you.

No, you do the right thing.

The four loco wouldn't help the situation, but I mean, imagine it's Austin, it's summertime, it's hot, it's 106.

Yeah, you're just every life decision you've ever made.

You're like, what the fuck?

And then you just fuck ice-cold loco, and you're like, Yo, I'm giving myself an hour reprieve.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna fuck up those showers, dude.

Those showers are about to get fucked.

Damn, that's fucked up.

How close is he to you?

Like, I actually, I don't, you know,

like,

is he on like a totally different side of town?

Or, like, well, every time I've seen him, it's been down here.

Oh, so, like, I haven't, I didn't see him.

He wasn't like near the encampment.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

If I'd have had to be at the encampment, I'd have done some field research.

I'd have got in there if I knew a guy just to tell people what it was like when he was at like the wire when they were like trying to find the serial killer.

I had it, true.

I had a good idea.

Research, you're taking your gun.

true i had a although they don't really i feel like homeless people don't really like every time i like there's a lot of homeless people in austin i'll walk past it gets like really thick around the corner yeah and i'll like walk down there and i'm like these guys i was like thinking about it i had to go get out of my car i'm like damn these guys i'm like if these guys all attack me but they're pretty chill like pretty chill yeah you think they would get like more into kind of like raiding there was a guy around the corner once i heard him yelling he's like i am the hokage of austin texas i was like we don't got that

that's just like the president.

It's like anime president.

I thought you guys were.

He was anime homeless.

He was anime.

Anime homeless?

He was anime homeless.

See, look, if I could get him a portable DVD player, that'd be nice.

Just bless him.

Just something to root to him.

A box sit.

Just like, here.

You'll save his life.

He'll be plugged into that wall for at least a week.

Yeah, man.

I mean, dude, again, it's like, what do you do with those guys?

I've heard before, you put them in the apartment and it's like a lot of MOD.

No one's there to find them.

That's not good.

Ever think about work camps?

Like,

I mean, I'm all for it.

Like, how would you do that?

I mean, like.

You got to do farms.

If you did farms, that way it's like, yo, you guys can.

What if all the homeless people worked for Amazon?

A lot of packages aren't showing up.

Well,

they're Amazon's nemeses, dude.

They go around.

Yeah.

You can't give them because

they cannot have any response.

That's the problem.

They can't bear any.

And it's like, you know, I'm not coming down on them.

I'm saying they literally, like, that's it's kind of the issue.

A lot of them, at least, cannot, just to do to whatever, can't bear.

Or they don't, some don't want to.

Like, the cabinet that was near me, they cleared it out.

They put a fence up.

It's, it's gone completely now.

But when it was there, I guess social services would come there like every day and be like, hey, we got a place for you guys.

And they'd be like, nah, this is

what we want.

Yeah, exactly.

We can't do drugs and have smelly orgies in this.

Well, if you think about it, yeah, if someone's just going to like trap you and fucking give you all these rules, it's like, yeah, I'm not.

It's not going to be that.

I mean, I guess, you know, the comfort of being indoors would be kind of nice, but it's like, bro.

I didn't know about the hobo orgies.

There's got to be hobo orgies.

Yeah, it's probably sane.

Either that or very possessive about your woman.

I don't know, man.

I don't think they have orgies, dude.

I think it's like more like brutal, quiet rapes.

I'm being honest.

I don't think there's like.

You would imagine.

You would know.

But I don't think there's like them like, you know, like candles and being like, oh, yeah, I don't think it would be.

I imagine like that, the orgy from those animals in South Park where it was just nuts and they would just start going at it.

No, because I think it's like, you know, if you're a woman, you're not just going to like, that's your bread and butter, bro.

You're not going to be just spreading it around.

Unless you're homeless.

What do you mean?

I mean.

I feel like they might live by animal rules.

Just like,

you, you,

if you're a lady and you're homeless, you're already a failure.

Like, you know, these are all normal.

Women should never be homeless.

True.

Yeah.

There's something wrong with you.

If a woman's homeless?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, that's like extra diabolic.

Like a guy being homeless, you're like, yeah, I get it.

Like, you know, we got enough dicks out here.

You want to make some money.

If you're.

I don't know.

Yeah, I guess so.

Maybe so.

I don't know.

Maybe that's just where their heart is, dude.

In the streets?

Hearts in the streets.

Yeah, it is extra sad when ladies are homeless.

I never really, I mean, I thought about it, but never really considered the fact that, like, yeah, dude, you have a lady has nowhere.

But a lot of homeless people, they do, like, a lot of off and on action.

Not a lot of people are, like, I mean, you literally can't do it.

Like, 365, man, that's.

Yeah, you would die.

Yeah, you're done.

There's a lot of TikToks where people are choosing to be homeless now, where they're doing this, like,

they just make TikToks about them being homeless, living in their tents, and then they make all the money off of TikTok and they go to a hotel sometimes, and then they're homeless again.

It's a real weird cycle.

Yeah, that's just like a, like, uh, there's like the the kind of upper crust of the bums who are like college educated.

There's a lot of people who like tour just like with bands and do drugs.

And they'll be like, we'll be homeless for a little bit, then catch a train to Cincinnati and chill there.

Yeah, yeah.

And they're kind of like smart enough to

make it work for them.

But I don't know.

I used to get mad when I was younger when I would see like there's like crust punk kind of like white bums who'd be like, excuse me, sir, may I have some change?

And you're like, dude,

you can excuse me.

No.

Get your life together.

Give me this dog.

Yeah, give it.

A guy hit me with a puppy last night, just a brand new puppy.

And I'm like, damn, nice dog.

And he's like, could I have some money?

I was like, nah.

So I was credit.

It was an ATM machine right in there.

It's like, I know how ATM machines work, bro.

Beast.

It sucks.

The fact that no one carries cash is crushing them.

Yeah.

I was leaving Sunset and I said to the dude who's asked me for money leaving there.

I was like, I don't got no cash on me.

He goes, you got cash app?

And I was like, you got access to cash.

That's what what I'm saying.

Like, bro, like, yeah, that's that's the problem.

It's like, yeah, because it's, if I have like spare bills on me, I usually I'm like, yeah, here you go.

But once they're like, yeah, give me your Venmo, I'm like,

you know how to, you got a Venmo, you know how to hustle?

Like, yeah, you have a phone.

You have a phone with working internet.

Like, it's true.

Well, that might be the government.

Could it be the Obama phone?

Yeah, but daddy's taking that away.

Yeah.

Is he really?

Yeah.

He's taking the Obama phones away.

Yeah, that was a part of USAID.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Giving everyone a cell phone?

It was just

for poor people.

Yeah.

Just so poor people could talk to each other.

That's cool.

Just so they can listen.

Just so they can listen.

Yeah.

Well, I hope they figure it out, but I don't know what they're, like, literally don't know what they're going to do for those guys.

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It's weird how they figure it out when they want to, though.

During South Buy, there was none of them around here.

And it was just like, they were like, we can't.

they, whatever it was during that time, they were like, You're gonna make us look bad, and then they're like, All right, well, I mean, the thing, too, is like, if you're an adult,

unless you're like genuinely, there's like you know, you're divided, like, there's people who are mentally like for real, like, gone, like, that there's nothing you can't sit down, you cannot reason with them.

It's like almost involuntary at that point, yeah.

Then, if there's a guy who's like, I don't want to work, it's just like

and you might die of tuberculosis, you know what I mean?

Like, you have to, you do have to bear some responsibility for yourself.

I'm not trying to be like like a dick or be like, fuck them, but it's like, there is a fine line because it is like, if you're a dude and you're like, I don't know how many homeless people, this is genuinely their situation, but if you just like are like, I don't know if there's any of them that are just voluntarily like, I'm going to lay on the ground because it would suck.

Yeah, yeah, man.

We thought we saw, was that me and you that we thought we saw a dead guy the other day?

Oh, yeah.

He was just laying on the ground like this.

And he was like pale.

Yeah.

And he was in front of a bar, just like laid out.

And people were like, somebody was like trying to nudge him and he wasn't moving.

Then we told the bar, like, yeah, oh, almost door knock.

Just

right on his belly, button.

You want to touch him?

Yeah.

What if I caught it?

And we were like, I think there's a dead guy in front of your bar.

The guy came out and started giving them the real shakes.

The people who work on 6th Street, they just got a different...

Yeah.

Like, they

power through everything.

They're like cowboys.

Yeah, they're like cowboys.

It's like, yeah, you got to really.

It's like people work in zoos.

zoos yeah yeah i mean that that is like the brutal truth of it it's like you know again like that lady last night like i know his name it's like dude if he's like right out front of your door and you open it you're gonna be like

yeah yeah so it's like it's people don't want to see people just not up like that that's the problem yeah they're just so not up and it's like it is a it is a bummer too for real

like it's a it's a i feel like i was trying to sound a shady to the guy i used to be cool with also he's not a friend it's been 17 years he's off your top yeah yeah yeah he wouldn't wouldn't be in my top 100 right now.

I think the one thing we all can agree on is that for us to fix this problem will cost $200 million.

You think?

It'll cost more.

I mean, for us.

For us, we start sit here.

Oh, it will be the same.

That's the

biggest hustle, dude.

Homeless support nonprofits are the tightest hustle ever.

Is that a thing people do?

Oh, yeah, dude.

Oh, you could start a nonprofit tomorrow and just go out and check in with them, and then you'll have some government agency give you your nonprofit that you draw like $100,000 a year from.

yeah like two hundred dollars every time you like sit down with a checklist like do you have any bottles of water do you have clean needles and it's like bang that's 200 bucks

and you just hire fucking college interns they work for free it's kind of non-profit space is

let me start on it what's up if you're like well okay you you make this non-profit then you hire one of the homeless guys to do it but you give them money off the record off the record okay so it looks like he's because that's how they like to receive money they don't like they don't want

taxes.

They don't want a new crime.

No, you can't do that.

And they can't write off the depreciation of their house.

I'm just saying from a beerly accounting standpoint.

I don't think they'd be.

I think their tax bracket would be zero, but I'd imagine they want that cash.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Give them the cash.

You go, give me 10 homeless guys.

You made, what's that, 200 times 10?

Two G's?

50 bucks, two G's?

Yeah, you break them off.

Go tell your friends, I'm going to give you some of, you know, pure life Aquafina waters

out of sitting in like a sunny, warm warehouse for six years.

The least refreshing.

Dude, it's literally, it's like toothbrush, hand sanitizer, water bottles, and like, how you doing, champ?

And then you just move on.

I know people used to do this, and it's like, those companies get paid, bro.

Yeah.

And you're technically a non-profit because you are getting a salary personally, and your profit, your entity is not.

deriving a profit, so to speak.

Oh, dude, that's the thing, too.

Everyone's mad about know, the Doge stuff, and it's like, bro, we could use a hard crackdown on government spending.

That's the thing, though.

They're not going after the stuff.

What do you mean?

They're going after all the like,

I don't want to say science because not all of it is science, but some of it is weird science.

Like, they made, they figured out Ozempic from sloth glands, you know?

What's that?

So, what's

like cracking down on that or something?

Well, there was like

there was one thing they were like,

why do we have to be like, it's so funny?

All the women are just getting like sloth

juice.

It does slow down.

That's how all that stuff works.

I believe it's sloths.

That's how it works.

It slows your digestion.

That's all it does.

All that Ozempic shit does.

Maybe, I don't know, something else.

It slows it down and it congeals the toxins.

It's the venom from a Gila monster.

That was close.

No.

I believe sloths.

Like, yeah, it makes total sand.

So it's

a monster venom.

Yeah, but they wouldn't have have noticed that if they didn't have one of those weird research grants where it's like, study the saliva of a Gila monster.

Dude, those pharmaceutical companies have their own money.

Trust me, they can figure that shit out.

They don't need,

they can figure that out.

They have billions of dollars.

They can suck the juice out of Gila monsters, nematodes.

None of the ID stuff that got taken away was pharmaceutical stuff.

It was all like

civilian programs across over there.

dude, I honestly think the truth, from my perspective, the truth of it is

you see like a snippet in the news, so there's probably some stuff people say, hey, we need that, and there's probably a lot.

If you looked at that list, it'd be a giant sheet of paper with like 10,000 pages that people are cherry-picking from.

I also saw another thing that said

they actually didn't cut as much as they said.

Well,

fair enough.

But here's the thing.

If you're,

these government people, it's a gravy train, dude.

Yeah.

So if you got the gravy train going and you have like a high-up organization getting millions of dollars, it's funneling from taxpayers and not really doing anything that people want you to do besides kind of enriching yourself.

The first thing you're going to do is find like a thing, be like, they're actually cutting off money for it.

It's like, dude, I don't know.

It's like the gravy train is getting attacked.

If that condoms in Afghanistan thing is real, get rid of that.

Condoms in Afghanistan?

Yeah,

let them make their jihadi babies.

But again, it could be one of those things where it's like, we're doing like, you know, sex ed.

We're bringing it here.

No one's holding you up for results.

At least from, again, I have a minimal thing, but you can have the shittiest ineffective organization receiving more.

It's all about the grants and the relationships.

This happened in fucking Japan.

But I would say, to be fair, everybody does want to come here because of the things we have dropped, like culturally and like.

our programs that expand our reach, our cultural research.

What do you mean?

Like

everywhere, everywhere.

Most countries, countries, people want to come here.

They're like, the American dream, the American freedom, golden roads, you know?

Yeah.

What the fuck's that got to do with some fat fucking social worker?

Propaganda works.

We're still going to propagandize.

We're propagandizing each other right now.

Jesus Christ, you're propagandizing me right now.

I'm all for it.

I'm for it, man.

At least just see what happens, man.

Just see what happens, bro.

You know what I mean?

I don't know.

What you mean with the doge stuff?

Just see what happens.

That's what I feel.

Plus, I got a little doge.

I'd love to see it work out.

It's only 17.

I know.

It went down.

It went down by more than half.

But it went up a lot because of the original Dogecoin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So there's like coin associated with it.

It's been around for forever.

And Elon just used to hype it up.

It was a meme coin and shit.

Yeah.

And Elon hyped it up.

And then he would tweet about it.

It would jump up.

And then he was always making it grow.

I've got it just once because it was on the Robinhood app.

And I had, I had like, i would put like a dollar in every now and again just because it was there and i was like it and then it went from being like under like 0.000003 of a penny to being worth what's like you said 17 17 cents now yeah like that's sick yeah and i had like thirty dollars of it when it was nothing and that's kind of nice it's kind of nice you're rich i'm not rich but it was like a thousand dollars

from like thirty dollars i was like yes that's kind of tight at one point i had it like way higher and then it it all went away is that why you support dudes so much that's literally why I support it's very selfish interest

you shouldn't be in politics I'm not

wait maybe you should be in politics because I

because you don't care and you're not in it right now

I mean that is devastating when you see like uh

Like, especially like with taxes, it's like they take the government takes a lot, and then you're like, all right, what am I getting?

You turn on the TV and you're like, these are the people.

Yeah.

I'm not being a dick, but it's like, why?

Why is that, why can't we have any normal people in that one job?

Yeah.

Is the job that corruptive or is it just the types of people?

I don't think it's the job again.

I think it's

we're skipping out on the real problem, and I think it's the corporate overlords.

Yeah, true.

That's the actual problem.

It's not the politics.

It's the guys influencing them.

The guys influencing us.

I think also.

And then the guys with all the money.

They have all the three things.

Yeah.

I think, too, if you want, if you're like the personality type that you want to get into politics, like you probably have the personality type where you've already thought of all the other shit that we complain about, and you're like, no, I want in on that.

And that's what you dive into.

It's like.

That's true.

It is kind of, it is like to have all the things that can appeal to you as like a younger person.

Be like, I want to be on Capitol Hill.

Yeah.

Pass laws about bus lanes.

That's a weird dream to have as a kid.

Yeah.

Did you ever like meet a politician?

Not even like a high-level politician, Just like a guy running for city stuff.

Just like a mayor.

Yeah, dude.

Like Beechtown Mayor.

Those guys fucking party.

Beechtown mayors are sick.

Beachetown mayors are cool.

That's fucking nasty, actually.

That's sick.

I met a young guy one time.

He was like a young gunner trying to get into politics a long, long time ago.

I remember just thinking, like, damn, this is fucking freaking me out.

Yeah.

He had that personality, that like stern shake, look you in the eyes too long.

Yeah, it's just a, you know, but whatever.

People have their thing.

Yeah.

Maybe, I mean, it's probably always been the case, and I think you're right, right, too.

It's one of those things where you get in and it's like, you know,

I would do this and that.

It's like, bro, wait till Nestle pulls you aside.

They're like, bro, you shut the fuck up.

We actually own water.

You can't drink it.

You go, home, this is none of the biggest work anymore.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

All your waters are empty.

Well, it's also like if you start getting like, you know, if say like, you know, if you guys ran for politics and started getting a buzz, there would be like,

you know, you'd have like seven or eight people just in your sphere, like Machiavellianly kind of planning against you.

Like, it's, it's got to be shit like that all the time.

Yeah.

So there's somebody always coming for your job.

Yeah, because imagine you're like running for, and it's like local politicians don't get paid much.

They're trying to get like the benefits in advance and move up.

And it's like, if you're trying to be a politician and you lose, it's got to be like, what then?

Yeah.

The fuck do you do?

Local politicians don't get paid much, but I do think they do like little shit.

Dude, big time.

Yeah.

If you're getting charge of who gets to pave the roads and shit, it's like, dude, that's so much money.

There was this lady in Jersey City when I was living there, like the year before I left for two years.

Worst politics.

She did like a...

You said worst what?

Worst politics.

Like government, like ever.

It takes so long to get shit done.

Yeah, sorry.

There was this lady.

She did like a clear hit and run, like texting and driving.

Like it's on camera.

She hit some dude with her, like a biker with her car, which I mean, she did what we all kind of want to do sometimes, but blasted through him, never stopped.

they got her for it and then they started like digging into all of the shit she never got in trouble for that hit and run either i i think but um they started digging into her like information or whatever and then they found out she was like living in housing that was supposed to be for families who made like under 60 000 a year or something and who her and her husband were both making like like 70 80 or something you know but then living in a house that's meant for people who aren't making that much and just people don't realize that's the thing too you don't realize like even in philly like if you're like a city council person which is like you know it's like the start there's like i think like there's ward leader i think technically it starts at the block captain block captain is like an unofficial position then you have ward leaders city council if you're in city council like say like you know you're in like where i used to live in fairmount there's like you know lots that the city owns that you can then be like

Yeah, we can sell.

We've all decided that we actually can sell this one, but it's like you can work with a real estate investor.

And that's like one of those weird little things you're not thinking of you have a bunch of vacant lots in like the hood nobody cares and then you're like we're doing a new program and then you've just sold you've literally an investor was like yo we want to buy these yeah and you've just started a new program and yeah you get a kickback or like a stake and like some weird llc and nobody fucking follows that shit no one's looking so it's too late then yeah then you're just you know a top politician you have 25 million dollars and you're just like well what do you expect

if it doesn't and if it doesn't become national news you can wait everything out i would do this if

That's the thing, too.

I got to admit, if I was a local politician, I'd be so grubby on Landing.

Oh, yeah.

I'd be so grubby on Landing.

I would try not to.

I'm not even going to lie.

Yeah.

I would try not to, but the second, it's like

you just fall into it.

Like, I can do what?

Well, then they hit you with like, we have plans.

We're going to beautify.

They use all these terms and shit.

And then it's just like, you're like, yeah, this would be cool.

And then, you know, you get maybe your name on one of the parks and you're like, fucking.

I am a nice guy.

I should do that.

But even though it's really back in your mind, you know, you're doing some fucked up shit.

Cole Gates about to hit you with a

$50,000 grant.

Here's the thing.

What if it's not even fucked up?

Like, if you go to Kensington and somebody gets paid off making that place nicer, and then, you know, I mean, I don't know where the bros are going to go, but it's like

10 years from now, they'll be like, damn, that's fucking sick.

This place rules.

If you should send all the bros to Wyoming, that would be tough.

Just ruin Wyoming.

Because there's nothing out there.

Send them to Kanye West's house.

For every, like, yeah, every off-the-wall tweet, one homeless guy pops up with a 4,000 naked money.

That would stop the tweets, actually.

I bet he'd have like a fucking, like, he'd have an army of homeless by the end of it.

Or he'd have them in the choir.

He'd have the biggest choir of all time.

Shouts and shirts.

Look at these fresh Sean John and leather KKK spits.

Yeah, that would be, I mean, yeah, if someone could mobilize those guys, you could really, I mean, I guess how many are there?

I don't even know if it's, yeah, there's got to be.

I want to say a million, but that seems a lot, but there's got to be.

There's got to be a million.

Yeah, Google how many people.

Because there's like those people who are kind of in between homeless where they like crash.

Yeah.

You know.

Approximately 771,000.

Okay, so it's almost at a mill.

All right, I don't care until it's a million.

Let's get these numbers up.

Before you

lead the army.

It'd be a tough, it'd be a truly ragtag group, though.

That'd be a real motley crew.

You know, we're a real motley.

I love old men when they go, we're a real motley crew.

Old men love, they have like four guys working with them.

They love going, we're a real motley crew.

We're a bunch of ragtag renegades.

There's in an insurance office.

Just the boss is cheating on his wife.

He's like, we're a real motley crew.

We get drunk at TGI Fridays, and I get handcuffed from prostitutes.

It increased 18% from 2023 to 2024.

Damn.

Holy shit.

What the fuck happened?

That's almost about as many pedophiles like

that's pretty high.

It's just slightly higher than that.

18% is not good.

No.

It's not good.

18% as a job.

In one year.

One year is nuts.

Damn, if you think about it, okay, so.

You're trying to leave it for Trump?

No, dude.

Eggs went up, and then people were like, I can't afford eggs.

I can't afford a house.

Oh, true.

I forgot about the economy.

That is funny.

People are like, why are the eggs going down?

Lower the fucking eggs.

It's always the eggs short.

Bro, there's like real egg shortages.

You go to the grocery store, there's no fucking eggs.

Really?

Yeah, it's happened to me a couple times.

There's no eggs.

Because they had the burn down, like...

Did they burn down...

Except bird flu shit, yeah.

Yeah, they burned down a couple chicken farms, like on the East Coast.

Dang.

Dude, Kanye?

Kanye burned him down?

Yeah, that's.

Yeah, because it was like a bird flu or some shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I ain't worried about it.

Ain't nothing wrong with no bird flu.

Yeah, I thought all that bad stuff lives on the shell of the egg.

Actually, I think there was like a human that caught bird flu too from this stuff.

Can you even get bird flu from eggs?

No.

That feels like you can't.

I think you can get it.

You know what you can get it from?

They're shit.

So when you, when bird shit,

I used to work in a highly chart, like a highly pigeon shit-rich environment for a while.

Like it was just clouds of pigeon shit.

You would drop a section.

I was doing demolition.

You drop a drop ceiling, and then you would literally, this room would just be like, looked like smoke.

Dried pigeon shit.

When bird shit's dry, it actually, the like

viruses and bacteria are in it.

Like, they need water to like kind of like activate.

So the problem is it's like dry and you can touch it.

It doesn't bother you.

But as soon as it enters your body, you have water in your body, and then it'll start to proliferate.

I breathed in like so much pigeon shit.

I didn't get any bird flu.

It's fucking bullshit, dude.

I was once somebody explained that to me, I was so scared the whole time.

I was like, just literally moving through just a fucking clouds, clouds of pigeons.

Yeah, you have those like paper masks on, but it's like summertime, it's hot.

You're gonna fucking pull that thing through.

Like, fuck it, I'll die.

I'll die to that field right now.

Those fucking masks suck so bad.

Yeah, have you ever worn one of those?

Like, all day?

Yes, all day and worked.

Yeah, it's

fucking.

And and then when you have to wear, like, if you do something like lead, you're like removing lead paint or asbestos, you have to wear those like giant ones that, like, the fallout guys, like the filters.

Yeah, dude, those things, it's like a, it's literally a strain on your heart because you're like, you, every breath, you're going, and you got to breathe in.

Oh, they're not like easy breathing.

I thought you just heard it.

No, it's filtered.

You're filtering air, so you're getting less oxygen, technically, through, I think, through every fucking breath.

Sounds right to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it's a, I looked it up.

I was such a psycho about all that shit.

I was like, I'm going to fucking die.

Yeah.

You You would have to like cut Freon.

You don't you cut a Freon line, that's blasting on you.

Boy, demolition sucks, dude.

It's like, it is truly.

Yeah, but it's like you're going, and all the dudes who do it are like, I don't give a fuck.

And they're just breathing in the worst shit possible all day long.

Like concrete.

You know, if you breathe in concrete, that's bad for you.

Silicates.

If you look at the actual...

I know asbestos, if you look at the like mo not molecule, like the like a chunk of it, basically, like a fine particle, It's like a little barbed fucking spike, and it's just scar your lungs.

And concrete silicates do the same thing.

If you breathe in concrete dust all the time, it just fucks your lungs up.

Beast.

But everyone's gonna call me a bitch.

Everyone who does is

I mean, he lived there, done it, though.

Yeah, you've been there, done that.

I was Zoolander, bro.

I was zoolander.

I did it for a couple of years.

Every time I talk about doing demolition, I'm like, like another three.

I think I did it for like eight years.

It's like two years, baby.

I did it for like eight years probably two years is still a rack on your body did it my whole life yeah that's why i have gray hair and look like i'm fucking 6000

it's not the stress in the family it's the pigeon shit

father did this to me dude let's slide to the motherfucking uh

zoom what's up dude

yeah man come on in bro

because of success brother

um at what we have time wise

oh dude look at that crazy hell you crushed it We fucking did our damn thing.

Let's slide to the motherfucking.

This might even be page two.

Who the motherfucker knows?