Ep 580 - Skrilla (The 67 God)

The wild wild West Skrilla.

What's going on?

Thank you for coming to the podcast, bro.

What's your

so you?

Matt.

Matt.

I'm Shane.

Shane.

Matt and Shane.

Yep.

All right, Bat.

Skrilla.

Yeah, Skrilla.

It's nice to meet you, man.

Dude, I know.

Nice to meet you guys, too.

Pumped you're on.

You say, hope, I'm on.

I'm pumped you're on, man.

I'm pumped you on the show.

Oh, pumped me on the show.

No, I'm pumped.

Yeah, what a pause, bro.

I'm pumped you're on the show.

I'm excited.

I'm excited.

Don't say that.

No dude.

I don't know about pumping on show.

I'm excited you're on the show.

All right.

Yeah, no, you already know.

I wanted to get you on for a while.

Yeah, no, for sure.

I remember when I first seen y'all shit, though, probably like a year, it's been like a year, right?

Yeah.

I was watching the Kensington cameras.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

I was on a tour bus.

I was on tour with Burt Kreischer, and we were just after the show hanging out.

And I'm like...

I think Big Jay Ogerson, he's a funny comedian.

He was like, yeah, he was like, dude, check this out.

And he put on the Kensington cam.

And I was like, that's Skrilla.

I was like, what the fuck?

And we, yeah, we were just like, we were watching.

It was looked kind of sick up there, honestly.

It looked fun, yeah, no, it's tough.

Yeah, I'd be out there all the time when I'm in the city, yeah, man.

It was pretty cool.

Yeah, so you grew, you, yeah, you grew up around there, right?

Yeah, I grew up, yeah, I grew up in Kensington.

Yeah, not where you see me at, though.

That's not where I grew up.

Yeah, that's like, that's like where all the cool people chill at.

That's from Kensington.

Yeah, yeah.

So I just chill over there, though.

I'm from like the heart, like the middle of it, though.

They can't put, they ain't got no cameras right there.

Yeah, true.

That's like the bad, bad sound.

Like in the the middle of it, in the middle of it, right there.

Where you see, that's like the outskirts.

All like the people, all like the not to say it like that, though, but the fiends come to that side and just sit there and chill out because that's where the cops are.

Everything is safe right there on that side.

So that's the side.

The fiends seem pretty chill.

Yeah, hell yeah.

They just like us.

Yeah, they seem all right.

Yeah, they just like us.

I just had a fucking show in Orlando.

It was in Orlando, right?

Where bro jumped off of the uh yeah, this is my man.

He from Philly, though.

He's from Philly.

he moved to orlando bro he jumped on so he so he when i got to the show he already at the show and when i seen him he walked right up to me and grabbed me by got my shoulder yo bro i just snuck inside the uh inside your um room

yeah and and he got his face painted as a as a clown i'm gonna show you a picture he got his face painted as a clown he got the red nose and everything he's like bro i fucking snuck in here bro you gotta take me on stage with you and i'm like all right I'm going to take you on stage.

We get to the stage.

We get to the stage.

And I let it.

I'm like, yo, you could just come for like probably like one or two songs, and that's it, bro.

Not too much.

Yeah.

He get on stage.

He sat there for the whole time.

And then he keeps walking.

He walked up to me and grabbed my shoulder.

He said, yo, bro, it's a trash.

You know, I got like my

setup, though.

Like, my setup is like Kensington.

So I got the trash can.

I got the tents.

I got clothes.

He tapped the trash can.

He's like, throw the trash can in my face while I'm on the stage performing.

So I'm like, damn, should I do this shit?

I just did it.

Bang.

I hit him in the face with the trash can.

He's like, bro, now I need to do something else, bro.

Just count off the three.

Count off the three.

And I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Is this while your show's going on?

Yeah, like

rules.

I'm rapping my songs and he's whispering in my ear the whole time.

Like, bro, count down the three, count down the three.

So I'm like, all right, bet.

We're just going to count down to six, seven.

Then

I'm like, one, two, three.

I say six seven he jumps off the trash can and jumps into the crowd and this and the crowd didn't catch him

the crowd the crowd pushed him like when he jumped they pushed him trying to push him back on the stage but when he jumped he hit his face on the corner of the stage

and he fractured a he broke a bone in his skull the air tunnels weren't going to his his tunnels the air tunnels that go to your brain i don't know i don't know if i'm explaining it right but he wasn't getting air, oxygen towards his brain.

Oh, shit.

He got fucked up.

Yeah, he broke his entire eye socket, broke in his eye whole entire.

You can't even see right now.

I can't even see that.

Well, I didn't know.

What's he doing now?

Yeah, matter of fact, he just clowning around.

He just ran away.

He just ran out of the hospital.

He escaped the hospital, too?

Yeah, he just ran out of the hospital.

You face it.

Also, too, I want to give you credit.

You started the 6'7 trend.

A lot of people don't realize that.

Yeah, no, for sure.

It's kind of sick.

Yeah, no, that shit's so global.

Yo, my boy, what you doing?

Yo.

What's up, bro?

Yo, I'm on a big podcast.

I was just talking about...

Yo, you know.

Is this 432?

Is this 432?

Hell yeah.

432 hurts.

Yeah, hell yeah.

What's the hurts in the room?

Hey, yo, I'm on a podcast, too.

I was just talking about you.

Yo, what's good, bro?

What's up, dude?

How's your guy doing?

That's good.

Tell them you just ran.

Tell them what you just did.

Tell Matt, I was at the funniest of Philly when he won that shit.

Oh, nice.

Hey, yo, tell them how you did.

Tell them where you just ran out of the hospital, though.

Yeah, I ran out of the house.

Oh, Jesus, man.

I ran out of the hospital because they wouldn't even give me no pain meds.

It's fucking bullshit.

You know how it happens.

Did they see the video?

No, I ain't seen the video yet.

I just was explaining it to them, though.

Story's pretty good.

Show them the video.

They'll understand, bro.

I'm going to show you.

I'm going to show you a little Philly rap.

It's nice to meet you, boys.

Nice to meet you, man.

All right, love, bro.

I'll call you in a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

All right.

I'll call you in a little bit.

All right.

That's awesome.

I didn't think he knew who y'all were.

Yeah, he's from Philly, though.

How the hell the show's been, man?

Yeah, I'm going on to my third tour show.

My third show on tour.

It was going great.

I just had my last show.

So my last, my first two shows was in Miami and Orlando.

Out of the roof, there was when were you in Orlando?

How I, what?

No, when were you?

I was just there.

Like, literally, probably like three, four days ago.

Oh, okay.

Damn, we just missed each other.

There, that show is, that show is a movie, too.

But I just had a show in

this, this Houston?

All right, so I just had a show in Houston.

Yeah.

Yeah, and I was happy.

It wasn't, I don't know.

It probably was because I didn't didn't promote it a lot, though, but it was probably only like 100 people there.

But the venue only carried 200, though.

That's fine.

It was like half full, though.

What venue was it?

Yeah,

we've all performed there.

That's awesome.

Yeah, so, and when I be, it don't be a lot of people and I don't be able to feed off a lot of energy.

I get like a little nervous.

Of course.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know how it is, though.

Like, when you're performing and everybody's not, yo,

but it still was a great show, though.

Like, I'm not saying it was a bad show.

It was a great show, though.

It was just, just, I was expecting Mars.

You know, I just, you know how the nervous, the nervous shows are when you leave off of the show.

It's like, did you do good or did you not do good?

Like, you just, like, in your head.

I guess it's hard to, yeah, it's hard to tell.

Are you getting like young kids coming now because it's 6'7?

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Every single, so any sporting event I go to, anytime a camera is on a kid, every single time they go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, that shit is crazy.

Yeah, that shit is crazy.

I never expected no shit like that for over that song.

That shit look look crazy.

Kim Kardashian even doing it.

Yeah.

Who were you just on stage with?

The lady who sings, what's that song?

Yeah, Natasha Benningfield.

That's awesome.

That's my baby girl.

I love her.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, she's great.

I love her.

We're about to do a remix.

We just doing a remix 6-7, but we actually doing a song.

I forgot what it's called, though.

It's called, it's a song called, I know you guys know it, though.

It's called like Zombies Like a Country song.

She wanted me to do it.

Damn.

Let me see.

I think.

Can I ask you something real quick?

Yeah.

Do you still have your pet alligator?

Yeah, yeah.

I just told him, I just texted my mom earlier today to go over to my house and feed it.

How long have you had it?

Probably about a year.

How big is he getting?

He's probably getting fucking big.

He's like,

I had him for probably about a year and some change.

He's had it like this.

You got an alligator in Kensington?

That's where I bought it.

It's crazy.

How crazy?

It's crazy because I bought it in Kensington.

I bought the alligator in Kensington.

It was a fiend walking around.

That's some alligators.

It was a fiend walking around with an alligator.

Crazy to say.

Just walking around, I was shooting a video and I just happened to see somebody walking by with an alligator walking by.

And I'm like, yo,

what you want for it?

I'll buy it for you off of you right now.

He's like, no, this is my baby.

And I'm like, bro, I'll give you whatever you want.

He like, I'm, he, like, I'm like, what do you want?

He's like, $50.

Yeah, I'm like, yeah, let me get it for sure.

Not the best negotiator.

How much would you have paid for the alligator?

He could have told me whatever.

He's one alligator away from getting the deluxe John Madden video game.

Yeah, he could have told me whatever I would have paid.

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Huh?

So the alligator, how do you take care of an alligator?

Yeah.

So I got a cousin.

I got a cousin.

I don't know how she's not scared to grab the alligator the way she is, though.

Like, she just goes in there, grabs it.

I'm scared, though.

So, when I want to play around with it, I'll call my cousin.

Like, yo, yeah, come to my house, bro.

What you doing, you boy?

Come to my house.

She'll come over and she'll just pick it up.

But when I feed it, I just get like little tonsils and drop the mouse in there.

What do you, oh, you feed a mice?

Yeah, I feed them mice.

I feed them rats.

Where does it live from?

Does it live like in a tank or

a tank?

Yeah, I got a balcony and my complex.

I got a balcony and the tank is like probably about like,

yeah, literally like the size of this part of the car.

Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah, so I just, he's just in the, he's just in the tank.

Yeah, I got a feet.

I got it.

I said feet.

I got to clean it out.

I'd be scared to like take it out and clean it.

So it's like a dirty tank right now.

Swampy.

It's swampy right now.

But your mom's handling the alligator right now.

Yeah, she about to.

I just texted her this morning.

Yeah, she should have probably went over there and fed him already.

Damn.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, has it bit you yet?

No, but it tried.

When I first got it, I didn't have a tank for it.

I saw it in your shower.

There's a video where just an alligator.

Yeah.

So you were the first rapper to get bit by an alligator.

So when I first got it, when I first got it, I didn't have nowhere to put it.

And then it never crossed my mind to put it in the shower.

So I had it running around the entire house for like two days.

They mostly stay still, right?

Every day while I'm sleeping, she's running around, yeah.

When I buy in my house, I don't got a um,

I don't got a bed set up.

I got a bed, but I don't got the uh what is it called?

The frame, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't got a bed, I just got a bed, and the bed's on the floor, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just bought a king-size bed and just threw them on the floor, like just imagine, just threw it on the floor, your alligator range.

So, when I'm laying down, I'm laying down right this low.

So, when I first got it and put it in the house, I couldn't even go to sleep.

Because I lost them.

The first day I lost them and I couldn't find them.

So I just couldn't go to sleep for like two days straight.

There's an alligator in the fucking house.

I can't sleep if I saw a spider.

If I saw a spider before I turned the lights out, I'm.

That fucker's in here.

You got a Gator going down there.

That's so terrifying.

So I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't sleep if there was a Gator on the loose.

yeah.

So, even a baby gator bite would fucking hurt, yeah, like hell, oh, damn, yeah, and you know, they do like a death twirl, like when they latch on to it, you know, their jaw is like really strong, this jaw is stronger than ours.

And you know, when they bite, when they get bigger, though, they'll just spin their body and just go

and just keep spinning.

You know, they got it's called a death twirl, where they can spin on it, yeah, that'd be a terrible way to wake up.

You say a death twirl,

foot ripped off, bro.

God damn, so what are you gonna do when it gets like, I guess, do they, are they like?

I know iguanas only grow so big as their tank.

Yeah, what are you going to do when the thing gets it's kind of like the same thing with the alligators, though, too, though?

But they're always going to outgrow the tank.

They're not like iguanas, though.

They grow.

Oh, no.

They're still going to grow, but they, the process of their growth is slower, though, while they're in the smaller tank.

Gotcha.

But just put them out on catchers.

Put them out on catchers.

They'll take care of it.

Somebody will get it.

When they get older, I'll probably just move them back to the tub.

Yeah.

Yeah, now you have no choice.

You got to get the big mansion so you can get an alligator.

You can put him in a moat outside your house.

That'd be tight.

That's my whole plan, though.

Like I was going to say.

Get a moat?

Yeah.

Because he grew up with me.

He got it out of the mud with me.

What's his name?

Does he have a name?

Yeah, Trink.

Trink?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I was so excited to have you on.

I've seen you do, I saw you do No no jumper the first time.

Yeah.

And you're off the galaxy gas now?

Yeah.

That shit's bad, dude.

I know.

I didn't even know what it was when I was doing it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just went in the smoke shop and I saw it and I'm asking him like, what is it?

And he told me like it's like hippie crack.

And I'm like, fuck it.

Let me try it.

And I just, it just went with my image, though.

It just went with my image.

So

I didn't even know what it was.

I thought it was just nitrous.

It looks cool as shit, though.

The box looks cool.

It says galaxy gas.

There's like a picture about it.

I was at the time I was playing poker, and it was in North Philly.

Yeah.

Literally, everybody else was just doing nitrous.

Yeah.

I was like,

I'm going to win.

Everything in between the hands.

Better call.

Apparently, if you do it, like you can do it every now and again if you go to like the dentist or whatever.

If you do even a little bit every day, your body stops producing vitamin B12.

That's why people's legs go numb and shit.

Did you get any of that?

Or you were just like, I'm taking this shit too long yeah exactly you'll get shit legs pretty much forever i get i look i get it every now and again

yeah yeah looking at your phone on the toilet yeah not luckily though no no problems that's good yeah no health problems that's good yeah thank god that's good i didn't even know what i was doing so if i got health problems i would have been like questioning god like why you do this to me

and i did it to myself

i mean it is crazy they don't warn you like yeah you can do that yeah i didn't know yeah Doesn't make your voice sound cool as shit, though.

Yeah.

I was doing it and I was thinking it was cool.

And then I got a lot of people, other people doing it, making it, you know, I got so many people see me doing it.

They're like, oh, what's Skrilla doing?

All right, we're doing that too.

And then I actually start really

understanding what it is.

And then I'm like, oh, fuck, man.

I got so many people on this shit.

And now I can't take it back from it.

So it's just like, I just completely stopped.

And I just, now I let it be known though.

Yeah,

that shit is no good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, did you have like an experience that like turned you off from it where you were like, no more?

Nah,

I didn't really have any experience though.

I just got like informed.

But

who told you?

Who like pulled you aside and we're like, bro, like Instagram.

Track nice.

Yeah,

track one night.

Was like, yo, cut that up.

I'm high.

I'm high as shit.

No, no, but I just, I just, people inform me on Instagram and shit like that.

You know, I might go through my comments.

Then I'll ask people, yo, yeah, leave that shit alone.

And damn, what the fuck I was about to say?

Oh, my memory.

Yeah.

Memory.

Yeah.

Like, I would be thinking it's just me naturally, though, but I don't know if it was that or just me, but my memory was gone a little bit.

Like, I would be like, yo, I'm about to go to go.

I order Uber Eats McDonald's and forget.

And remember three days later, like, damn, where the fuck my McDonald's at?

And I'll go down and shit cold.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, my memory was short, though.

I had a very, very shy time memory.

I get that from booze.

I'll fucking grub up something, fall asleep.

Yeah, yep.

Next day at fucking 1 p.m., I open the door and go off.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I could have had Whataburger.

Flying your bird.

Yeah.

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Yeah, but my memory was gone.

I didn't have no memory.

So what's the regimen now?

It's just the vape.

I know you hit the vape all the time.

It's just the vape.

Nah, I don't even really hit the vase.

I just wanted to hit it right now.

Gotcha.

Yeah, I hit the vase just like once in a blue.

I got like something where

I was saying, I'm going to just say, I got a thing where like drugs help me communicate.

Yeah.

They help me communicate and

be myself a little more.

Like without the shit,

I'm like more like real like quiet, chill.

Like, not really like.

communicative.

Yeah.

Like, you know what I mean?

No, I'm just like more than myself.

But when I, it helps me communicate it just helps.

It just helps me a lot with a lot of things, though.

A lot of the things that

come with my lifestyle, though.

Making music and shit.

A lot of shit.

I just kind of sign up for it.

And that's just like...

Yeah, you still sign up.

How long have you been making music for?

Eight years.

Eight years.

Yeah.

Not bad.

Yeah, and that's been like my big thing to go to on to make music.

Yeah, I saw a clip of you where you were wondering if you were achieving Unk status.

I think you're far from an Unk, dude.

Say it again.

I saw a clip of you said you were worried.

You're like, I've been doing music for eight years.

I don't know if I'm becoming an Unk.

And it was like, I was watching it, like, dude, you're not an unknown.

Yeah, no, but these guys are unks, dude.

Yeah, that's unknown.

You're still how old.

I be hanging around, I'll be hanging around a lot of people that's uh younger than me, my age and younger, though.

You know, a lot of my friends are like my age and younger.

So, when I'm with them, I'm an unknown, though.

Right now, y'all,

right now,

I'm definitely not.

That's true,

yeah, yeah, because you're 26, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not, you got to be at least 30 for to be unknown.

Yeah, so we're almost aging out of Unk, dude.

What are we at?

What is after Onk?

Is there even anything after that?

OG.

Oh, I can't wait to be an OG, dude.

Yeah, OG.

I think we're close.

We are close.

We're close.

I'll be 40.

I'll be 40 this year.

45 is broad.

You're an OG.

Your whole head is gray.

What more do you want?

You're right.

I have kids.

I'm gray.

I'm an OG now.

You're right.

Thank you.

No, that's good, though.

That's a blessing.

A lot of people don't even make it past 21.

Yeah.

Definitely where I'll come from, though, they're not making it past 21 at all.

Yeah.

It's got to be crazy.

Yeah.

Now you're like, you know, I think you're definitely kind of ticking upward, man.

What's the master plan?

What are you trying to do?

I'm working on a master plan right now, though, but I'm like knocking a lot of like my little check boxes off the board, though.

Like a lot of things that I want to do with myself, though.

Like one thing I'm working on is, well, I'm finally on a tour

right now.

Finally got a good song.

Like, I want to say, I wouldn't say a hit, but I would say a hit.

The 6-7 song.

Yeah.

Finally got a hit song out right now.

Yeah, and that shit been out six, seven months ago.

Literally.

And it's just now taken out six, seven months later.

Damn.

What do you make of that?

Yeah.

Nah, because at first it was taking off, though, but now it's like...

Yeah.

Everybody on sports sound.

They say it on during games.

Yeah, it just needed some time to soak in, though.

But

I got that out of the way.

I'm working on my album.

I want a couple features that I don't got yet.

And I work, yeah,

I'm working on getting my rest of my body tethered.

I'm getting my whole body tethered as a skeleton.

Sick.

Just in time for Halloween.

I'm getting my whole tire and body.

And I'm going to start coming out with just a period of drawers on and some slides.

Sick.

Skeleton body, skeleton mat.

I'm wearing this.

Damn.

My whole body chat is a skeleton.

I mean, that is the fucking master plan.

That's awesome.

Yeah, that's cool.

Hell yeah.

That's cool.

And hopefully, I'm not wearing a suit so everybody dresses up as me for Halloween.

Oh, dude,

one of our friends' daughters dressed up as you for Halloween.

Big J's daughter.

Oh, really?

Dressed up as you for Halloween last year.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the hell is she dressed up?

Like, what she do?

She did blackface.

No, she didn't.

No, no, she just wore, like, I don't know.

I got to see the pictures again, but she just kind of wore something you would wear.

You know what it was?

It was the big, flowy pants.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, that's pretty cool.

Damn, that's tough.

That's awesome.

Yeah, you're capturing the minds of a lot of people, dude.

Yeah,

it's a blessing.

Who do you want to feature with?

Natasha Benningfeld

did that or anything.

Yeah,

yeah, but yeah, definitely, yeah.

If it could be anybody.

All right.

Natasha.

um, y'all ever heard of Tierra Weck?

Yeah,

Tierra Weck, yeah, search up Tiara Wack when y'all get a chance.

She's from Philly, she's from Kensington, too, really, yeah, she's from Kensington.

Yeah, maybe you look at the camera, you might see her walk around next time, too.

No, no, no, I'm joking up, but she's from Kensington, she's from Kensington, though.

Tierra Weck, yeah, search up Tiara Weck.

Um, who else?

I feel like you could do that.

I feel like you definitely do that.

Yeah, no, those I just wanted to put her name in it.

I just wanted to say her name.

Uh,

all right, I'm gonna think let me think all right my number one

title the creator nice

title the creator and

uh

kanye yeah

yeah for sure that'd be pretty sick actually yeah for sure yeah i look up to kanye yeah he like the goat yeah like he's like god a rap i think he is he's pretty awesome we've had this argument a lot and we've all agreed consensus yeah i was Kanye.

Yeah, he's a beast.

I wonder what he's up to right now.

Ran into some trouble.

Got himself into some trouble.

Got in a bit of a pickle with the Jews.

Yeah.

He don't give a fuck.

That's what I like about it.

He does not give a fuck.

Yeah, I fuck with Kanye.

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Dude, I think you could do it.

It's pretty, I don't know, it could happen.

Who y'all listen to?

Like, what's your taste of music?

I listen to a lot of of the.

I'm trying to think.

I listen to everything, man.

I listen to like old folk music.

I listen to some rap.

I listen to pretty much everything.

What type of rap you listen to?

You look like when

you take vacations, you got your shit packed up, the boat on top of the car.

You might go Kanye up.

Yeah, like he looks like he goes crazy.

You look like the father off of Ozark.

You like the dad off of Ozark.

Yeah, I can see that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, my, who would be?

Mostly Drake and Kanye.

Yeah, he's Drake and Kanye.

Yeah,

I like.

Who's my out of my favorite rapper besides you, obviously?

Styles P.

Big.

Oh, I was a big Styles P guy.

You know, listen to my music, though.

Yeah, dude.

What are you talking about?

For real?

Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

I talk about your stuff all the time.

I watch every video that comes out.

I get genuinely excited for it.

Damn, that's tough.

Yeah.

That's tough.

You say me and who?

I like Styles P.

Yeah.

I don't know.

From the Locks.

Remember J.D.?

Styles P.

I'm a fucking OG.

I listen, man.

I knew.

I heard his name, though.

Yeah, yeah.

There was another.

Who was I just thinking about the other day?

I was like, damn, I fucking, I love them too.

Kodak's up there.

Kodak Black.

Kodak's black and white.

You've done stuff with Kodak Luck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kodak, yeah, that's my brother.

I just went on a phone with him yesterday.

He having a Halloween party.

He wanted me to be at the Halloween party.

It was so tight.

Yeah, yeah.

Florida?

Yeah,

Tampa.

So what?

You should probably do that.

Yeah,

that'll be fucking awesome.

awesome yeah for sure i'll go i'll go for sure what's your favorite city besides philadelphia obviously uh florida you like florida florida my number one cities i like it out here though too i like i like i like it out here i like it out here how you look chicago i love chicago chicago is actually my number one is it really but no florida is my number one

favorite state

but but i like florida though but i like chicago more it's like i can't choose out of chicago and florida they like it's like bad of the bands for real.

Yeah.

So Chicago and Florida is like my number one.

What do you like about Chicago?

My family lives there.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, my family lives there.

And I just like,

I don't know.

I just like it.

I see what you like about Florida.

I can tell.

Yeah.

Yeah, Florida is crazy.

Yeah.

They're fun.

Florida fucking rules.

I love Florida.

I like Florida and Chicago as well.

They're both really good.

Chicago is crazy because, yeah, I didn't go there for the first time until I was in my 30s.

And it's amazing.

It's like,

yeah, it's such a nice, I never even thought about it.

My wife's from Chicago, and I went there for the first time.

She always be like, Chicago is so cool.

And I'm like, fuck Chicago.

And then I went there, and I'm like, damn, this place actually rules.

Chicago's, yeah, damn.

Chicago's super nice.

The lake.

Do you ever go to the lake, the beach, and everything in Chicago?

I never have.

Dude, it's fucking awesome.

It's like a.

She would always be like, oh, it's a great lake.

I'm like, it's not an ocean, man.

It's bullshit.

You go there.

There's like real waves.

Yeah, snow.

Yeah.

It's fucking gigantic.

It's massive.

It's awesome.

Chicago definitely rules.

Yeah, I like Chicago, though.

Yeah.

my family's from out there.

So when I'm there, I'm at my grandmom.

They like raised me to my grandma's house all day.

I got my own room over there.

That's cool.

And her house.

Like, I just go around.

I just maneuver.

I got to go.

How's your family?

How's your family feel about your success right now?

It's regular.

They don't really like that.

They don't really care too much.

I mean, unless you're talking about like the younger ones, like,

yeah, like, yeah, six, seven.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

like the older one like my grandma aunts and mother and all it's just like yeah congratulations it's just i'm still the same person that i was yeah are they ever on your ass being like bro you better stop around or anything like that uh what with like telling me to make music no not with the music just with the i'll be doing like yeah yeah um

Yeah, they would have been on my ass.

I think my mom and father have been on my ass all my life where it got to a point where it's just like, just let him

do your thing.

There's nothing we could do.

He's getting an alligator.

He's going to get an alligator.

There's nothing we can do about this.

He's headed straight to getting an alligator.

What was school like for you?

What was school like?

Were you good in school?

I was good and I wasn't.

I wasn't bad.

I wasn't bad in school.

I was a good kid.

Yeah,

I'm not like no pressure.

I wasn't going there fighting.

I was just going to school and just not do nothing.

True,

yeah.

That's the most I would do.

Like, yeah, I just would just go there and just hang around.

I was like, cool, kid, just chill, regular,

yeah, go to one of my friends' cribs.

I just basically didn't do nothing for real.

Nice.

Yeah, I didn't do nothing.

But I passed, though.

Like, I still passed.

Everybody I hung with was smart.

Everybody gave me the,

I just passed off a

getting by.

But other than that, though, I was going to school, going to my neighborhood, selling drugs, and going home, doing the same thing.

So, I really had to

do that.

I was on hustle rest for my entire school, high school.

Were you really?

I was on house arrest from 10th grade until I graduated.

Damn.

Yeah, so from 10th grade to 12th until I graduated, I was in

on house arrest.

I was in drug and alcohol programs.

I was in probation programs.

So, after school, I would have to go to program.

I was really on a real, like, strict timing schedule.

Yeah, and then I had to be in the house right after program.

And I would try to sneak and go do something before I go in, and then go end up getting in.

What'd you get in trouble for originally?

Selling drugs.

They got you.

Yeah, that was my big thing.

That's like the only thing that I had a problem with growing up.

I just sold drugs.

I got fucking

dope tatted on my face.

Yeah.

It's a dead giveaway.

Son of a bitch.

You're in the police lineup.

It's like, I'm pretty sure it's him.

That's him, officer.

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How are Philly cops to you?

Because I'm sure some of them definitely know.

Yeah, growing up, though,

they hated me, though.

Like, growing up, I was just, I was drawn.

I just didn't care.

Yeah.

Yeah, growing up, though.

But now,

like, not

till right now, probably

starting about a couple years ago, like, I'm 26, starting about five years ago, probably four, they,

a lot of the cops grew up with me.

So now they know me from when I was 16 to now.

And they, now, when they look at me, they tilt their head to me.

Like, they'll walk up to me and shake my hand.

Yo, yeah, you doing, like, they, they, they're, they're, they, um,

they're happy for me.

That's cool.

A lot of them are happy for me in their own type of way, though.

So, you know, they'll see me and they'll make jokes.

And remember, I, remember this, remember, you fucking asshole.

I'm not supposed to talk about it no more.

All right, fuck it.

I really didn't shoot him.

I really didn't shoot him in his face.

That was an accident.

He just lied.

What a pussy.

You got to challenge me.

He lied about it.

I just was shooting the Orby gun tourists their way.

And they made it, they made, they made something

out of it that it didn't happen to be.

Like, they just started.

It wasn't even all of them, it was just that one cop.

He just started overreacting.

I really didn't even mean it.

Oh, how old were you?

Like, huh?

How old was it?

How old was he?

How old were you?

It just happened.

Oh, all right.

What color was the water gun?

It was like a month.

It was like two, yeah.

He got, yeah, they arrested.

What color?

I guess if it's an adult man doing it to you, what color was it?

When you were a kid, I was gonna be like, that sucks.

Yeah, no, if an adult man shoots you with a water gun, you gotta

fight, dude.

You gotta fight.

How much, how much, well, like, what's it a super soaker?

It was like a little dollar store order guy.

It was like the little dollar store, white, orange.

It was like, like, I could shoot you in there, and you're just gonna laugh.

Like, I was just trying to be their, like, not their friend, but I was trying to be cool.

Like, yeah, like, here's what the fuck is he done?

You know, if somebody shoots you with a order gun, you're gonna try to.

Yeah, if it was one of the ones with like a backpack, if it was like a super soaker 5000, I could see him being a little bit missed.

True,

true.

Dollar store.

Those ones on Instagram

electronic.

Yeah.

So, how far away from them were you?

Bro,

from here, they're out of the door.

That's got some range on it.

No, it didn't hit him.

That's how it's going to be.

I shot towards them, it didn't hit him.

Were they trying to claim like they thought it was a real gun, or like they said something about it?

I was on the news and everything about it.

Like, the shit was

like they made it.

Was it like a bright green water gun, or was it like it was white and orange?

Yeah.

Yeah, white and orange.

It was just something ticking out of the.

the uh uh i don't know how to say the big word for context i guess so context yeah

that's bullshit man yeah but how long did you get when were you just like locked up overnight yeah i was in the district for a day and a half i was sitting in the district for a day and a half

yeah spread

as shit And you know, and you know, the cops, when I was when they was locking me up, their cops was all like super mad at me and they're like exaggerating the situation.

Like, I tried to go in my cell, and I'm like, Can I take my hoodie?

I only had a tank top on under my hoodie, so I'm like, Can I take my hoodie?

Because you know, it's cold inside the district.

I'm like, I'll take my hoodie, and they're like, No, so I'm in there with a tank top on, she's like, Dude, I'm soaking wet.

I've been playing with a water gun all day,

and I'm cold as shit.

They give me a fucking cell, like, where it's fucking throw-up, you know, the district, you know, the Kensington district is where all like the fiends go, and you know, they've been going through withdrawal, so it's like shit where throw up everywhere, piss everywhere.

So I'm in a set.

So they actually put me.

You could have used the super soaker in there.

Yeah.

Clean it up a little.

Yeah,

they put me in a cell with multiple people.

It was about five people.

And

while I was in the cell, everybody was like running up to me like, yo, bro, yeah, what you in here for?

That's a nightmare.

Yeah, so, and then I'm looking at the officer like.

You gonna do this to me?

Like,

I'm in it with a whole bunch of random people and they all like rain in my face, trying to talk to me and i'm like damn can y'all at least put me by myself yeah and i'm looking at them i didn't even say nothing though they just they it was like after like a minute left they stared at people screaming still talking to me and i'm just sitting there talking back with a man though yeah and they take they like come on they pulled me out they took me to my own cell but the cell he put me in his throw up

in the corner it's some like shit that's like all this pee on the floor so i had to sit there and lay on a certain certain part of the den.

I'm sitting there with the coldest shit standing right here the whole time for a whole day and a half.

And then I'm asking them for tissue.

They didn't give me no tissue.

They didn't give me no water, no food.

I just was in there like a dog.

Damn.

Yeah.

But at least it was only a day and a half, though.

What did they actually charge you with?

A lot.

Simple as aggravated saw, police officer.

Aggravated.

Simple as all police officer.

And control.

of it's, I forgot, it's called REAP.

It's like control of everybody, yeah, like they're listening to me, inciting, yeah, yeah.

Like, not supposed to be that's a whole bunch of different charges.

Like, they just threw the book at me.

Damn, they thought you were gonna incite like a water balloon, yeah.

Some serious

fight, water balloon fight, damn.

So, yeah, that sucks.

You gotta fight all that stuff because that's like jail time, isn't it?

It's holding it all.

I don't know, I don't think so.

I don't want to sour the mood, my bad.

Yeah, I don't know.

Hopefully not.

We'll see, though.

Damn, there you go.

There we go.

Yeah, we'll see.

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But right now, November 7th, November 8th.

November 7th, I'll be in San Francisco.

November 8th, I'll be in Sacramento.

Please come to those.

Nice.

And while you're in Las Vegas, I'll be in the East Coast form of Las Vegas, which is Buffalo, New York.

I'll be in Buffalo, New York at the Hilliam Comedy Club, 10-17, 10-18.

I believe Off the Hook Comedy Club, Naples, Florida, 11.7, 11.8.

Comedy on State, Madison, Wisconsin.

The Blue Room Comedy Club, Springfield, Missouri.

And Funnybone Comedy in Syracuse, New York, 12.19.

Also, I believe one of them's getting canceled.

I don't know if it's Bricktown or if it's the Blue Room.

For real.

Well, leave that part out.

Oh, okay.

Well,

I'm trying to sell tickets.

One of these shows isn't going to happen.

One of them isn't.

I forget.

You'll buy tickets at your own discretion.

There's been some funny business at one of the clubs.

Oh, really?

Yeah, so they're going to.

I think it might be the Blue Room now that I say that.

So, Breakdown Comedy Club, you guys are fine.

Tulsa, Oklahoma, where the hell you at?

Yeah, so come on.

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Hey, you want to promote some shows?

Please.

Please.

Just Optimum Noctis, October 21st.

Please come see me, LeMare, Sean, a bunch of other friends.

And please, if you're in Atlanta, October 23rd, Atlanta Helium.

I think it's technically an alpharetta.

Please come.

I would really really love that.

Nice.

Appreciate it.

That'll be awesome.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Nice, man.

You got to perform at ACL tonight, right?

Yeah, yeah.

ACL.

Yeah, Austin.

Yeah.

Y'all call it.

Austin ACL.

Yeah, Austin City Limits.

Yeah.

ACL.

What it is?

ACL.

Austin City Limits.

All right.

Damn.

You got Bone, and you call it ACL, too, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, ACL.

True new.

Yeah, I got a show tonight.

Yeah.

In a couple hours at the festival.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm about to go go there right after I left.

Where you at next?

San Antonio.

Oh, sick.

Nice.

Yeah, San Antonio.

And then I go to Chicago.

I don't know the order, though, but I'm definitely going to Chicago.

Yeah, my family live out here, too.

Nice.

Yeah, they live in Texas.

Yeah, my family live in Texas.

You know, I'm Mexican.

Yeah, so, yeah.

So my mom, my family all lives out here.

Like, my mom's family lives out here in Chicago.

Like, that's where my family lives.

Yeah, yep.

Hell yeah.

So, my mom might come out here, or she might meet me in Chicago, though, to meet the family.

Yeah, I saw, I checked out your Wikipedia before this.

Yeah.

Saw the Mexican and then depracticed Santeria.

Yeah, Paulo, yeah.

What's going on with that?

I know nothing about that.

Yeah.

Nothing going on like regular.

That's like my religion.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Regular.

Pretty regular stuff.

Yeah.

Lice.

Is there like levels to it?

Or you can't even talk about it?

No, it is levels, though.

Really?

It is levels.

Yeah.

Yeah, you you got kids.

Yeah.

They get ceremonies.

Yeah, you go to this.

Different.

It's different.

Yeah, it's different levels.

And it's different branches of it, though, too, though.

So it's like,

it's a lot of different, like, you would have to, like, really look into

your research, though.

It's not nothing.

I could like, isn't it like a branch?

Like, isn't it like a combination of Catholicism, like Spanish Catholicism, and

native religions?

Could be.

That's what I was assuming.

Yeah, do they

think so?

Yeah, it's like,

I don't know what cathology means, though.

Just Christianity, like a cross.

Yeah.

Jesus.

Yeah.

I feel like every religion is like cathology.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, also, you could look in.

I mean, Jesus is pretty chill looking to him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You said Jesus is pretty chill looking at him.

Yeah.

You can look into that too.

Do you think Jesus looks like the person everybody shows?

No, he was Jewish.

He was

Aramaic.

He's Aramaic, yeah.

Yeah.

So I think he looks like a

he was Aramaic.

What's that?

That's where he was from.

Aramaea.

It's like the desert, basically.

Like

Palestine, Israel, where that is right now.

That's what y'all are.

Catholic.

Yeah.

Catholic.

That's because I went to a Catholic school, though, too.

Nice.

How'd it go?

Yeah, great.

I went there, Catholic Senior.

It was great.

But it was just a good school for real for us.

Yeah.

Yeah, yep.

And they got like, yeah, and we went to, I always used to go to like the Catholic church in school growing up to school.

It was like a real good school.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's boring, huh?

Yeah, no, it was actually fun.

Oh, nice.

You like Catholic Church?

Yeah, yep.

Yeah, the church was right next to the school.

Yeah.

You know, yeah, we both went to Catholic school.

Yeah, we went there.

Yeah.

Oh, y'all went together?

No, just different ones.

Oh, right.

Yeah, I'm from like Harrisburg.

Harrisburg.

Oh, you're close to the crib.

Yeah.

Oh, all right.

Yeah.

Harrisburg, like, three hours.

Yeah, like two.

Two?

Outside of Philly, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where are you from?

Delaware County, right outside of Philly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm right out here.

How the fuck y'all get out here?

Just from doing comedy.

Yeah, we met in Philly, did stand up there, and then moved out here.

Yeah, yeah.

And then he's Lancaster,

Jersey, and

he's Redding.

Yeah, you look like a football player.

Thank you so much.

I used to live, I had lived in Delaware for a little bit too.

Where?

Yeah,

I don't even know.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't even know.

I just, I got an apartment conference.

I always, I always, you know, I got kids, so I always try to live on the outskirts of Philly, though.

Like, always since they were born.

Yeah.

I moved straight out of Philly and I always stayed on the outskirts.

But I lived in Delaware.

I'm not sure exactly where in Delaware.

Yeah.

And I live on the outskirts right now, too.

Is it Norristown near Delaware?

No.

No, Norristown's like right outside of of Philly.

Delaware is like, yeah, you go to Delaware.

I come to Philly a lot, though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Was there this week?

Yeah, I know you did.

Tell me that.

Yeah.

I love Philly.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love Philly too.

It's the best.

Yeah.

As soon as I got back, I was like, oh, fuck.

It does rule.

I want to move back.

You like Philly better than out here?

I don't know.

It just depends where I'm at.

I always want to be somewhere else.

You know what I mean?

And it depends on what you're doing.

Yeah.

I like here.

I like because it's warm all the time.

It's nice.

And then it's just here.

I have little kids and it's just, it's like safer, obviously, out here.

Philly is crazy, man.

I had my kids for the first couple years in Philly.

And it was just like, it was fine, but there was just shit happening.

Yeah, it's just like carjacking shit every, you know, it's just annoying.

Yeah.

But yeah, man.

Yeah, my, my wife moved from Chicago and she was on Girard Ave.

And like day three of living there, some guy like two doors down from her got shot in his house.

And it was just like, this shit gets old after a while.

Yeah, it's scary.

Yeah.

It's just like, especially when you have little kids, you're like, yeah, fuck that, man.

Well, nice, man.

I don't want to keep you from the show.

It's a show, bro.

Yeah, no, no.

It was a blessing coming up here, though.

Bro, thanks for coming.

Appreciate it.

I never thought I would make it up here before, ever.

It's tough coming up here.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

It's a lot of traffic.

Yeah, you guys are in a battle of traffic getting back down to the festival.

It's a good podcast.

Like, y'all could be interviewing fucking the presidents and shit like that.

We said no to that.

Yeah.

We said no to that.

Much rather talk to you, honestly.

We don't want politics on it.

Yeah, sorry, Pete Buddy Jez, but you can't get onto the podcast.

Kamala was begging to get on.

No way.

Kamala still wants on us.

No, Kamala.

But no, man, dude, I'm telling you, I've been talking about getting you on forever.

I'm pumped.

Yeah, no.

Now, every time I come out here, though, I'll tap in, though.

All right.

For sure.

Dude, you skateboard too.

We can go to the skate park.

Yeah, it's skateboards out here.

Yeah, there's one right there.

Well, I always skateboarded since I was a kid, but now I'm just now trying to get good.

Dude, yeah, we'll go.

There's like a real skate park, they have like ramps and everything.

It's pretty fun.

All right, all right, man.

What y'all doing though, the rest of the day?

Chilling.

I gotta go home, watch my kids.

Yeah, oh man, you're an OG for real.

OG,

my wife's going to a church group, a church group, and I'm going to watch my kids.

I'm an OG, man.

Yeah.

Dang, she's on like women's night at the church.

I might roll up while she's there.

See what's good.

Check it on the women's group.

Check on the women's group.

Present them with some sin.

Lust.

I don't got no dates coming up in Philly, though.

No.

No, man.

I just did Helium when I was home.

If I'm home, I'd just do Helium.

Yeah.

It's cool.

You do it once in the blue.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm still putting my whole thing together for the year, so I'm going to try to make it down there for sure.

Because I just did Atlantic City, and I feel like a lot of people from Philly went down there, so I don't want to give them the same kind of age.

Dude, that'd be sick.

With me,

that'd be fun.

That would be actually a blast.

I tried to shoot for my first comedy special.

I did an intro where I was just on Rollerblades around the city.

And my idea was to go down Kensington Ave.

And it was like, it was just so crowded that day.

And we were filming, and I'm on Rollerblades, which people didn't like.

No one bothered me.

I was on the Blades, but we had a camera guy in a trunk with a big camera.

And that started getting a lot of attention.

And then everyone was getting kind of like, I don't know, I don't know.

Oh, yeah, you don't want to be on camera.

But we did.

You see it.

I'm up there and I'm on Rollerblades.

And a guy just walks out and goes, boo, like that to me.

And I was like, Jesus fucking God.

Yeah, I was pretty.

It was right at Kensington and Allegheny, and I kind of cut

right through the intersection.

Y'all don't play the PlayStation or nothing?

Oh, yeah, Xbox.

Xbox, y'all, I see.

It's probably what I'm doing.

Nah,

I just got an Xbox.

No PlayStation.

You don't like Xbox?

No, I did, but I got on the PlayStation, PlayStation better.

I played Grand Dead Photo.

I got a big group.

Oh, so fucking fun.

My PlayStation person is just like me.

He got a skeleton face.

He got a suit on right now.

Oh, hell yeah.

And he driving the same car I got.

I make it like Joe River.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So when I go back home, I go back to my right life.

You guys are pretty similar.

Never get a break from it.

Yeah.

Yeah, GTA rules, man.

Yeah, no, that's my shit.

I wait for GTA 6 to come out.

Yeah.

They've been waiting.

Yeah.

It's been a decade.

And they're going to have 6'7 on there, too.

It's going to be Florida.

Six.

Isn't it Florida?

6'7 on there.

Oh, 6'7s on it?

Fuck yeah.

It's awesome.

Yeah.

That's gonna be cool.

It's definitely gonna be me and my own person on there playing my own music.

Yeah.

Gotta get an alligator.

You gotta talk to.

Yeah.

You gotta talk to Rockstar.

Get your character and an alligator.

Yeah.

You gotta get drank in the game.

Do you keep it pretty chill on GTA or are you going nuts and like running people over and shit?

I'm I'm killing everybody.

So you're the reason I can't play.

I try to get on.

Someone just

get the notifications, and it's like, um,

come,

it's like something like, calm down.

Like, yeah, like, they're trying to take

your drawing, like, chill out.

Damn.

What the fuck?

Oh, I just, I had just, I just had my show.

I just had my shit.

Oh, you have your set set list right?

I just had, no, no, no.

I just had a show.

And

who brought me out?

NBA Youngboy brought me out.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

I just had a show.

NBA Young Boy brought me out.

And I pulled up.

I bought a 1940s, a 1946 Lincoln.

Well, I just see 1967.

Lincoln.

Competent.

Comp.

Continental.

Yeah.

Continental.

Continental.

Yeah.

And I wore the suit.

Yeah, I had a drop top.

I'm going to show you.

Damn.

Yeah, that shit was just tough.

Yeah, that's awesome.

I had a drop top.

Like, I was listening into it.

That's fucking sick, dude.

With the mask and the suit on.

Yeah, that was tough.

That's awesome.

Polo started in 1967.

So all

the polo stuff.

That's tight.

Yeah, so I've been buying polo a lot lately.

Nice.

All 867 stuff.

Yeah.

That is wild.

I kept seeing that.

Then I was like, I had to go back, and I'm like, I sound so familiar.

And I was like, oh, shit, that's from your song.

Yeah, yep.

Because some people don't know.

Some people think it's from people don't.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I feel like most people don't.

Yeah.

So I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to raise awareness to the internet.

And they give you credit for starting the global trend.

Nah, that's tough, though.

It's a blessing just even hearing people screaming the words that came out of my mouth anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Six, seven.

All right.

Well, dude, thank you, man.

That's it.

Three, we got to do six, seven, though.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

One, two, three.

Six, seven.

Bro,

nice to meet you, man.

You're great, man.

Thank you for that.

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